Ghostrunners - 479 - Starting a Clean Comedy Club

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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Happy Wednesday. Ghosties. I just received a text. How timely is that? Right before he started from a guy of known. It's one of those like pastor like illustrations. Like just yesterday I was talking to a guy. It was interesting this week because I was preparing for my sermon on Acts 4. Some guy came up to me and said. I was at the airport. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the crazy. Like, wow, well, that really worked out for you. It's crazy that that's what the sermon was already going to be about this week. Yeah, right. So I just got texted. No, this would probably be funnier if this was fabricated, but a guy I've known from via pickleball for the last year, at least, he's the one who's always hosting all these tournaments locally that Isaac are planning. It doesn't matter.

He just goes, bro, my wife thought your literal last name was Friday, like Jake and Rachel Friday. And I'm just saying, like, I've talked to her so many times. Rachel and her have talked and like Friday guys. I'm kind of crazy. Maybe she thinks that you guys are brothers. Every time I've seen her, she's thought I was wearing my last name on my chest. What does she think of? me that's what I'm going through right now it's just like wow they like their name it's everywhere Friday gosh she's been thinking about that I mean I've never heard of a person like with the last name maybe Sunday is the last name Saturday Jeff Saturday just Saturday but like that's kind of but then again triplet is kind of a random last name too

like how many twin you know any do any quadruplets you know like quadruplets you know like quadruplets There's some weird leaps that people take with my last name. I'm trying to think now, like, what is common. But so often people see triplet Jake, and they're like, oh, that's your last name. I thought, one is like, I thought you were a triplet. Yeah. But sometimes there's some other things. Oh, yeah, musical.

They're like, oh, I just thought you, like, loved music. I didn't notice the second T. Staccato Jake. Yeah, there's always a lot of, like, weird assumptions. And, like, I guess that's all. I got to brand myself better. No, it's just my name. But.

Jake Friday, the Friday guys, you know. maybe they just think you're all brothers that look. It's the Friday brothers, yeah. Well, they're not triplets. Look at them. They're weird. He said, because I was like,

I can't believe that she's just seen my last name all over me every time she's ever seen me. And he said, she thought you were just wearing your jersey backwards. It's supposed to be on my back. Oh, oh, oh,

the last name goes up here and. Yeah, tags, my bad. It's just front and center on accident. Oh, it's on my paddle too. do. Just labeling it so that it doesn't get lost.

That's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, what would we like to talk about this episode? Give a sneak preview. Okay. Let them know. McDonald's Monopoly.

My parents watching kids. Winds of the week. Clean comedy clubs. Funny ways to invite people to places. I'm intrigued. Jingle requests. Ooh. Daddy sang bass, timing.

Game with timing. Gen Z. I'm going to listen to this one. I've got a half-big business idea. Okay. I want to give an update on Isaac and his Amazon purchases. Okay. And who knows what else?

After that, there's kind of a drop-offs. It's like, if I get to it, I get to it. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, we don't have to talk about all these things. Also, I went to a gala. We can talk about gala. Ooh. Color me intrigued. Let's run this thing.

Don't say color. Don't see color. Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down With some random thoughts on white, me too Then West best friends eating fast food on repeat So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost from a podcast. Every morning morning we're taking ground

Ghost on this podcast So here we go. So I guess somebody's got to start it off um okay uh just this is a big business or you go no talking me what you have dj x uh hey what's going on hey what's going on welcome back to the podcast your your impression of dj x kind of sounds like my impression of steve triplet hey hey what's going on he loves hey hey what's going on uh half big business idea ish for me is the clean comedy club i was talking to a guy i can talk about this is more. I went to a gala. We don't talk that much about it. It was fun. It was nice,

fancy event we got invited to. We got a table at a gala over the park convention center. Who's who? Was there? I assume the who's who's who. Yeah. Of, yeah, pro-life people, basically. It was cool, though. Two lines, pregnancy centers, what it was for, but talking to a guy there, I've learned how to respond to people when they ask what I do without saying I'm a podcaster, because I know ever want to say that. I don't, I don't know, right? Like, you never want to be like, I don't say that. I'm like, well, the thing I've been doing the longest is I have a furniture business. That's what I say. Yeah. And so I kind of go in chronological order. I also have a podcast I do and, you know, there's other, so, um, but anyway, this guy was talking about comedy stuff. He's interested in

getting into stand-up comedy. He's like, I feel like I hear this all the time. People are like, you know, I thought it'd be kind of fun at some point to like take a stab at stand-up comedy. And I'm like in my head, not even in my head, out loud. I was like, dude, you're, it's, it, those open mic nights are no fun. Like, it's not even, it's not even like, oh, that was kind of hard. I had to wait a long time to go, but it was kind of fun to listen. It's like, they're just like miserable, kind of. Yeah, you feel sinful.

Yes. And so I've kind of heard this before, but also I'm like, should we actually like try to make this happen, like a clean comedy club? And I'm like, I don't want to be the guy. I don't want to, I don't, you know, I don't want to be Brad's clean comedy club because I don't think that almost all this stuff would be at night. And that's not really realistic. I like it. Brad's Clean Comedy Club. You're hosting every night. I'm the host.

Hey, guys. You got Buffalo chicken dip. I'll literally be like, dude, you can't say that my kids are here because they have to live here now. I like that. It's called My Kids Are Watching, Clean Comedy Club. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I would be there. Clean Comedy Club. I would commit to one night per month. I think that's great. I would be there one night a month. First Friday a month. Yeah. Somebody else hosts. My kids are watching. My kids are watching. but it's not even no kids also hey also leave him at home yeah I'm gonna say some stuff maybe I here's here's the kids that I wouldn't hate it be in there karate kids 11 or 11 to 15 is what I was gonna 11 to 14 I don't even want 15 year olds there there those 15 year olds can start getting punkish truly just that gap like those those kids are cool like cool you get the jokes but you're not too old to like be too cool to be there you're not going to give me a flack. Yeah.

You're not filming me while I'm doing it. Yeah. I'm worried about, hey, where is this going to go? And then you can pick it up again when you're 18. 19? Yeah. Okay.

How old are you time? 19. 19. Yeah. Time can come. Jesse can't. Yeah. I want time it can be on the precipice.

Time can come. Zach can't. Time can come Oliver can't. Yeah. Time can come. Gray and can. Zach would use a fake ID. It's like, he says he's 19.

He wouldn't get a fake idea of 21. You get a fake idea of 19. Good. Good on a go. um what was gonna say so no 15 year 15 to 18 year olds i like it i think you know you try to find some business that only operates during the daytime anyway like a coffee shop and just like hey can i use this every friday night yeah and do this clean little thing and it's called my kids are watching brad's comedy clean comedy club i've been like kind of needing something

like this just because like i'm performing with tray here in like two months now i got to figure out some material somehow yeah right now my strategy is just like don't just don't not do it Don't write, don't think, just avoid it. And that's going okay, but I think it would be going better if I was, like, testing new material, so. But totally, but in the right setting. And you're never going, right now you're not going to be able to go somewhere that is the right setting for Tray's shows. Truly.

Yeah, that doesn't really exist. So. I think it would look pretty slick in your Instagram bio, like Brett Ellis, owner-operator of KCCCCCCC. Kansas City's Clean Cocton. CCCC, Prentices, MKAW. My kids are watching. Yes. Okay.

My kids are with. MCAL. Yep. I was thinking about doing that, what is it, Harley Hideaway, whatever that thing is. Oh,

it's not there anymore. Oh, it's not even the same business. It's like a Mexican spot now. I thought they were still doing it on the inside. Their Facebook group, maybe it's just somewhere else. Oh, they moved. Maybe that's what it is.

Could be. Either way, because you did it one time. He said it wasn't bad. You won money there. It came second to a guy who was stealing jokes from Twitter. that's right that's right um yeah that was that was a good one that was a that was a good like small enough but like packed and so like there was energy in the room yeah i need to find something like

that i'm sure there's spots but anyone has any jokes that are like tested and well written well pay for him what if you yeah i'm not in this for the craft of it what if you perform on patreon and people have to record themselves watching it and send it back to you it's so much for burden on it. I can't watch it unless I film myself and upload. I don't know how to do that. So you can't watch it on your phone because you have to use your phone to record. You got film with your iPad, watch on your phone. Because I think Gargostis would be a warm audience that would be helpful and that would actually tell you like, I like that joke the best. Yeah, this was like relatable. It's not that funny or like it kind of lost me here. Then again, they're going to be so nice. I think you

have to trick. That's why you had the video though. You have to, they're not going to be as nice on the video. The people that have Patreon and show the video to someone who doesn't. They don't know that they're being filmed. They each show three people. I think without their consent, you film them and then you upload that. They're not, they're not playing anything up. It's a good honest reaction.

Watch this video. Watch this video. My friend, testing stand-up comedy virtually. What do you think is this guy? Do you think he's funny? Really? Yeah. The last time I wrote in my stand-up comedy notes was September 14th.

That's actually a really bad sign. You can't go a month without writing a note down. And the only thing I've written, not even a punchline, it just says my wife is from a town called Dyke. It's all right. Who get there? All I got. You'll feed you.

Just like, surely. You'll find a backdoor around that. Something with that. I also wrote down, protein cereal is great if you ran out of dog food. That is a punchline. with nothing else attached to it, so not a ton. Honestly, if I were you, I would just go back to podcast episodes and be like,

what hit here and how do I make it into a bit? Yeah, this is where my friend Kyle would be like, oh, dude, upload all these to this site. It'll give you an AI transcript. I'll give you an overview. I'm like, oh. Otter. Would you call me? You on a dyke thing?

Oh. I don't know what it is. Oh, you haven't heard of Otter's like, it's an AI tool. I mean, it just does transcripts. Cool. But the thing about it that's not super convenient for something like that is that you have to like let it listen to it.

Like you can't be like... It's not upload and... Brain and Falkner will know a spot. Yeah. Or just ghosty GPD. If one of you out there is like it's kind of embarrassing. I've been doing some fan art of your jokes and these are my seven favorite. So you should try these out.

I wouldn't put it past them. Go see GPD. All I'd say, clean comedy Club would help with that. Yeah. I think it's fun. Especially if you could kind of like subblee something a little on the side. That's what I'm saying. Almost like make it free.

Make it make it free for us and just like it's just it's just adding on business to Homer's there or whatever. Homer's. Man. Maybe we do this in Dyke Iowa. Hit up the joyful job. Yeah. Dude.

I haven't voiced this to Catherine yet. And I'm one percent sure it's going to happen. a.k. it's not going to happen. But I had the idea tomorrow. I'm like, what if, what if I just did like an extended datter days and just, like, I took my kids to Joyful Java and we slept overnight at a hotel and then we came back. Like, just like a random. The ghost would love that. I don't know why these days I'm trying not to be on social media as much. And so every once in a while, I will find myself veer into the photos app on my phone. And, you know, sometimes, like the new, new software update that has like a little widget for photos you can just click on yeah and so

i think i can't even figure out exactly what this video is but i think it's a video of like the opening of joyful java that somehow it's somehow on your phone on my phone and like in the suggested watch this thing in like the highlight reel and so it made me think of joyful java and i was like what if we just like went there and like you know just gave either catholic could come she wants or she could stay home and get stuff done we don't have uh our co-op this week. And so it's like a little bit of like an off week. So I'm like, I got time. That's fun. What if I was just like, hey, we're going somewhere. Kids. I, it sounds like this week would work best, but I think Rachel and I are going next weekend. Okay. Yeah, they would love

that. It was fun getting to see Angie last night for the first time while getting to ask how it's going. And, you know, because they open in like June or July. And so kind of the newness is worn off a little bit. Yeah. And they're still crushing it. They're like Friday's and Saturdays. Like, we're running out of a room. We're like actively trying to expand the size of it. It's a big shop. Like, it's not a It's a small town. No stoplights. Good for them. Full coffee shop.

So yeah, they're like, they're telling me some of the fun kind of plans they have and getting a drive-through and all the stuff. So they're doing food too or just- Doing food. Yeah, breakfast sandwiches

are, I think, crushing it. Yeah. They got these, oh, what are those little Danish things called? They got some fun treats. Can't think of it. Doesn't matter. Stevers.

Yeah. Yeah, those you got to go to Sid's Barn to get. But anyway, Clean Comedy Club. Clean Comedy Club. What's your half-bake business? idea. Have a business idea. I think you were there for the inception of this. It was in Huga. Huga. Maybe it was just me and me and Rachel and Catherine, but whole bag of chips.

Everyone knows that, like, you know, you buy a bag of chips and they come like half full and it's just like, we all just accept. Yeah, just bags are half full these days. Your whole branding, marketing, everything was like, we fill our bags full of chips. Oh. That's it. It's like, there's nothing crazy about the taste or the nutrition or anything. It's just like, we fill it up, baby. You call ourselves whole baggers. Seriously. Put it. in the name. Whole bag of chips. Whole bag of chips. Whole bag of chips. Something like that. Bagga is one word. B-A-G-G-G-A. Whole bag of chips. I love that. Big baga. Big bag of chips. You can have, no, you can have whole bag of chips, which is like a normal size. Yeah, snack size.

Which is actually like a dump, well, yeah. Even just like a normal like, hey, I'm just buying this from the regular store. And then Costco. Costco sells big bag of chips. Big baga. Yeah. So baga is your name. Yeah. Your company name. And it's just what size you want? You want a twin or full? Mm-hmm. You could do a red one called whole MAGA chips. But...

We could do, like, a Native American one and, like, whole saga chips. Saga chippy. Yeah. That's good. Time. I do Star Wars one also called Whole Saga chips. Oh, okay. Erd.

Uh-huh. You could do one for Pride Month. I... Whole bag of chips. You could do, let's see, I'm trying to think of any other. Like for Brave Olderness fan art people, you could do like bagpaga chips. Only if you've done fan art for a coyote ugly. So that's my half-baked business idea.

I'm a fan of that a lot. Full of bag of chips. You could do, um, all right. I had one But I'm trying to figure out how to like set it up Who's what were you thinking Okay the the punch All right

Side quick sidebar The punch is surf swagger chips Oh you one for like Like an Atlanta high school basketball game Yes call them surf swagger chips You can do dog ones dog chips Tell wagga chips Yeah

Tell wagga chips yeah Yeah Um, I, I think the MAGA one's probably best. Probably go with that one. It seems like the least like controversial. Yeah, the easiest to get on shelves. Especially at, yeah, Costco and Costco. Target would be fun. Target would love it because it's red. Right. Target would be good. Farmers markets, I'm sure. Farmer's markets. Um, so most states. So, metropolitan areas where a lot of people are. So that's our ideas. Um, Monopoly money is back and McDonald's.

But the Monopoly game or? Okay, I was like, you can pay with monopoly money. I said the wrong two M's. McDonald's Monopoly is back and, uh, I've learned that I am as ignorant as an adult as I am as a, was as a kid. Because every time I think, what if? Why not us? What if?

Maybe. Maybe. I peel those things off every time and I'm keeping every single one of them. I'm like, I'm half, I'm halfway to a 97 inch TV right now. Oh, they love. getting you halfway to anything. I've been halfway to a million dollars every year of my life. Seriously. There's a park place.

Easy. Oh, a million. A million miles on Delta? I'm pretty close. And there's a part of me. It's like, I know it's not likely. I know the last one's really rare. But so I'm two thirds.

But somebody's got to get there. Yeah. So I reminds me. I didn't write this down because it was so strange. But out of nowhere the other day, Rachel was just like, I think I'm going to start playing a lot. Did I hear you wrong? Your eye was showing. I just like, everything you know about Rachel,

it just doesn't make any sense that she said that. She's like, well, I was just thinking about it. Like, instead of like a $5 coffee, what if every day I took that coffee money and just bought, I don't even know what the ticket is or how much it costs,

but it's like, I just tried to win the lottery instead of buying coffee. I was like, I like part of where your head is at. But like everyone who wins the lottery, like their life goes into turmoil. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

It's like really, really bad. Interesting. Most people do not live a healthy, good life after winning a lottery. Yeah. Yeah, it's bad. I let her have her phone, though. You say, Rachel, I thought you said you've already won the lottery by marrying me.

Hey. Babe. I guess those vows didn't mean much for one of us. For richer or poorer. What does that mean to you? I genuinely have no idea how much a lottery ticket could cost, does cost. I'm sure there's different numbers. of like the scratch-off ones that you can get versus...

Yeah, the show-me-the-show-me ball versus the sunflower ball. Never once have I bought lottery tickets. No, me neither. Do you get to pick your numbers for one of those? I think you... Well, I don't know about now, but I think back in the day you could or you could just, like, give me some that are already there. I'll just take the random ones.

Yeah, I don't know. That used to be what you had to write your congressman for, like before the internet. It was like 17, 15, 15... That was what the congressman point was. And now, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know much about the lottery. I don't know if it's $1, $10, I know I don't want it. I did overhear a guy at McDonald's the other day

talking about how technically it's not allowed for it to be a pay-to-play system at McDonald's. And so they have to give you some for free. And so you're allowed to get 10 for free every single day online. I haven't looked into this. I just overheard a guy saying it. He seemed very reputable.

Where did you hear people? McDonald's. Sometimes I go there and work. I get a little drink. Oh, yeah. Some of them are pretty secluded. What happened to me? Oh, I'll tell you.

I'll tell you everything I happen to you, bud. Yeah, the lottery winner. Yeah, but this guy was just talking, this old dude talking to another old dude about it. Like, came up and just like, like offered this information up to this guy. Was not, they were not friends. So you know, it's not paid a play.

Yeah, they were not friends. He came over from another table. He put his newspaper down. Yep. It's not paid a play. 10 free online. Anyway, I'm excited about, though. Good luck.

Keep us posted. Oh, buddy. You'll know. Because that's what they always say about the lottery. Be anonymous? Yeah, it's like take the, like get a lawyer immediately. That's the first thing you do. The second thing you do is don't tell anyone.

And then you like, you get a lawyer to make it as not anonymous as possible. That's still not a guarantee that it is anonymous. You try to, you know, avoid having to move. You're most likely going to have to move because people are going to find out. they're going to try to rob you. So then you move and now you have new friends. And then those new friends find out that you have all this money. So you have trouble making friendships the rest of your life.

You know, and there's just like there's tax implications and there's a lot of bad stuff that comes along with. Tell you what, if you guys, if anybody wins a lottery here and they want to be my friend, I'll be your friend. And I won't, no strings attached, but also. A couple of guys key rights. If, if you want, no strings attached, truly.

However, if you want to let us use your assets. We'd love to use them. I will be afraid. No strings attached. No strings attached. However. Biweekly golf simulator access. Just.

Okay. Byweekly meaning every other week or twice a week. Twice a week. No strings attached. What would every other week be? Also biweekly? Semiweekly. Every other weekly?

Semi weekly. No strings attached. But I've always heard you could have a water fountain with anything. Yes. That's Hawaiian Punch. Yeah, no strings attached, but... We'll be your friend. 800-gallon aquarium in my house.

No strings attached. I feel like that's what you do when you don't have anything else to do with your money. It's like, let's just go aquarium. It's December 31st and you need to get to a threshold of spending. I could write that off. If it's in the background of Zoom calls. It's a puffer fish. Yeah.

Not native to this area, actually, believe it or not. it's pretty inland. No, seriously, I'll be your friend. No strings attached to this. If you could get me a two-thirds to scale got a bust of brave wilderness.

Oh yeah. For my friend. For my friend. No strings attached for me, but he does, he's a string guy. For my string-attached friend. He's a violist. No strings attached. um okay i'll be honest this is a little bit of attached string that's fine just as long as it's

not much lifetime not huge but just life it doesn't they don't have to be like front row but like lifetime uh season tickets to every one of my sports teams that I have and I probably won't go to all the games and I probably won't even sell those tickets if I don't go I don't go I just to be like I don't want to go tonight but no strings attached I have those I'll be your friend either way no strings attached I think that's the point is like And I don't want to go with you I don't want to go with you To the Chiefs game

I want to be able to take Whoever I want Probably my dad Or my friend Jake Tyman maybe For a preseason Make sure you get the parking pass too Those strings attached though

I'm going to put that out there If anyone of our ghosties wins the lottery Come to us Yeah No strings attached All right I just went to cozy earth dot com

slash ghostrunners Jake and I'll be honest I wish I had gift cards here versus Amazon yeah truly though I'm wearing their shorts

right now ooh I have something to say on the podcast sorry may I yeah okay great

I just remember something we Friday got just like a one off little like brand deal with a clothing company and they sent us some joggers and immediately truly I was like disappointed

I was like oh these are like nothing like cozy earth I was kind of, like, they're kind of expensive, so I was kind of hoping they would be. And I was like, oh, the shirt's good. This sweatshirtr's good. Oh, my gosh, these joggers are nowhere near what Cozy Earth is putting out. And I mean that. That's a great, like, lesson.

It's like, price does not always reflect quality. Yeah. You know, sometimes that's just a thing that we think of in these days. But I think every single thing I've gotten from Cozy Earth is high quality. Yeah. Is so comfortable. And, like, not only is it comfortable, it's, it's durable, I guess, long-lasting. Like, in other words, like, it hasn't.

Like, it doesn't feel like it's wearing over time. You know what I mean? Yeah. Stuff is so good. I mean, anything lounge wear-wise is so high quality. Yes. I don't have anything else that feels like it. And then, of course, the bed sheets.

I had Catherine, can I tell you this on the podcast without, just to trust, like, I had her feel the inside of my hoodie pocket. It's like, you need to feel this. This is what I can put my hands in every single day. You want to come over here and feel it? You want to come over here and feel it? You're in the Muga. I want to move it.

So Cozy Earth, if you don't know, they sell all sorts of different things, but it's just all things cozy. The thing they're most popular for is their bed sheets, their bed sheets sets. But they, yeah, they do all sorts of different clothing items, home to home, not home decor, but like, skin care. Yeah, you got some beauty stuff. Yeah, bath towels, all the different things. So if you go to CozyRth.com slash ghost earners, use our promo code GRKC to get up to 20% off. 20% off. It's a great gift.

It's a great thing for yourself. It's a great way to celebrate hookah. Who are you going to call Cozy Earth? Cozy Earth. Yeah. So once again, cozy earth.com slash go-stars, G-R-KC. Okay, Rachel wants to play the lottery. Yeah, so between the lottery and monopoly,

we got some money coming our way between the two of us. We'll be just fine. Speaking of money, you know, a couple weeks ago, I talked about how we redeemed. So, I mean, hundreds of, Visa gift cards that got turned into the Amazon gift card balance and Isaac has been so funny about this. Like at first I kind of thought maybe this is like a funny bit and I was like I love the commitment to this bit of like I can't wait to spend this money or like I can't tell if Isaac and Scott are going to really go for this. And Isaac and I met up on Monday of this week to do some pickleball training and as soon as I get there, I'm running late.

So I am like getting ready to apologize like dude, sorry I'm running late and Isaac's just there smiling at me. Prime days in three days. First thing, Rao, he's like, oh, I got so many things in my cart. I'm like, so you're like really like trying to spend this money this week? He's like, why not? It's free money. It's prime day. And so I woke up, I think this was yesterday, and here's all the text I got from Scott

and Isaac. Here's just kind of the update. Let's see. Scott, dang, none of the shoes had my eyes on or on sale. I think I want to save $20 on an iPad, and that's it. Thank goodness I waited. Yeah, it's almost like Prime Day is not that good of a deal. Isaac said, yeah, new Apple Watch is a whopping $0 off.

But then 10 minutes later, he said, gift card balance really going down today. Scott said, what are you getting? Isaac said, I spent $700 on two items, new watch and new iPad. They're talking which iPad they're getting. I told them they're great for flights. Scott said, do you get a case? Any accessories? I just said, yeah, I got a case.

20 minutes later, Isaac Texted, just bought a dog grooming kit. That's when you know he's scrolling prime day deals. Five minutes later, this is electric. 10 minutes later, tomorrow is going to be Christmas. Six and one dog grooming kit, with vacuum attached. Ten minutes later,

thinking about all caps, another air purifier. Call me crazy. And then finally, I have a goal to accidentally start charging my dad's credit card. His goal was to get through the gift card ballots in one day.

So, yeah, he said us a picture. It did look like Christmas. Just like Santa had shown up at his door. Just so many boxes. That's how it was.

I ordered a bunch of the Gulf Shores gifts on Prime Day. And it was pretty fun. But you also have to be like, I think they jack up the price to discount the price sometimes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, look, it normally is $47.99.

It's only $24.99 right now. It's like, well, not everything is like, you know. I've seen some good like Chrome plugins, which are like working in the background and tracking, like this is more expensive than it used to be here. This is the same prices. It always is kind of stuff. I think maybe Amazon's trying to put that on theirs even. I've seen like the best price in 30 days or whatever. I'm like, okay.

I believe you. I don't know why I shouldn't. It's your own website, but that's pretty good. The air purifier and the dog grooming kit are... A second air purifier. Are 100% like, hey, sell me. Yeah, I don't know. You got 4.7 stars?

Let's see what it's all about. 100%. Just scrolling Amazon like it's Instagram. I don't know if I've really got that much. Everything I've got is for like pickleball stuff. I got some wigs. I got a sumo suit. Next Friday, we're coming out.

We're finally. least our wide body paddle. And so it just clicked on me a couple days ago. It's like, why don't we do a dedicated video that beat us? Wide. Yeah. Yeah, when $100 will do it in like wide body suits. So.

Nice. I know you've got like a bunch of people come over tonight. I was like, I wish I could come. But today, for time and I, it's like a 13 hour day. It's like 9 a.m. start the podcast. Probably wrapped by 10 p.m. tonight up in Independence. So it's going to be a long day. Fun day that we're finally shooting the documentary, the fake documentary spoof.

Oh, yeah. We got the script written that I feel really good about. and Rachel's going to help out, Molly's going to help out, getting Zach involved, because, I mean, he's probably free. Come on in. Zach needs to be involved as much as possible. Yeah, we have to be the narrator. Get the kid involved.

And also the facial recognition expert. He said, do I need to grow out a mustache? And I was like, sounds like you kind of want to grow out the mustache. So sure. Do I, 100% you do. I saw him yesterday and he had no mustache. So I don't know how quickly he thinks he can grow one out. When's it tomorrow?

let me know if you need a mustache grow out of mustache i uh you know i think i talked before i think public going on the podcast about how zach wanted to move in the house and he immediately started negotiating i let him know yesterday like hey i don't think there's going to be room in the house by the time it's available for you i'm sorry um maybe you know let me know if you're still trying to move out and you know we know people may can find your spot maybe i don't know i'm just still this out there Maybe you'd sleep on the couch and we'll figure out what that price is. If you really want to live in that house, I don't know, I'm kind of throwing stuff out there. He responds with, can I live with you and Rachel?

I was like, no, that is not on the table. He's like, all right, not an ask. Orden. I was with him when he said that. He thought it was so funny. Your guest bathroom only has a tub, so he just becomes exclusively a tub guy. It's like, yeah, you can live here. A cup of coffee.

Hey, you're moving out there. Good morning, guys. I don't know that's Jake or Rachel, but I got a pop. a lot of coffee on for you. How would he be, you were his roommate for a while, Simon? It was. Yeah. How do you do?

He was just fine. Yeah, he was just fine. Yeah, I think so. I, like. You're not clean if you have to, if you have to think about it. Yeah, for an 18 year old, cleaner than me. Okay. Oh, wow.

I think. It's like, I don't, I'm not a fan of like dirtiness. Like, you know, I think there's a difference. There's a difference between like, Like, oh, it's messy and there's, like, clothes. Or it's like, oh, that's like gross. And, yeah, it's like a plate. Yeah.

So I'm not good about messy, but I'm good about clean. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, start it again from the top. No, there's difference between tidy and dirty. Dirty gross pig pin. Yeah. Like leftover food that's left out. Is that that's worse or better?

That's dirty gross pin pin pin pin. Okay. Pin pin pin. Pig pin. Pig pin. But then there's shorts on the ground. Ah. Yeah.

Don't even notice them. Just a little slide when I walked past him. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's what it is. Zach's a good roomy. And he needs a place to stay.

Right. I pre-kicked him out. We got a basement, Zach, you know, for the right price. For the right price. We got a, we got a shop. I can convert that shop into something. It's about to be peak shop season. Peak shop season.

Winter's almost here. Uh-huh. Hugo vibes. cozy. That's right. But yeah, it should be a fun day of shooting all that. Scott is, dare I say, a little too excited to become a woman. I'm actually scared of what he's going to show up looking like. Yeah, he's going to be a woman.

Eager to, like, get makeup on. Dude. Yeah. Scott, he'll do that a lot. Have you ever seen those pictures? I'll send like, he's like, Palmer put makeup on me. He's like, life of a girl dad. And I'm like, no, it's not, dude.

It doesn't have to be. like he's like straight up like looking like a drag queen and I'm like Scott that's not you know that's what happened when you're a girl dad gotta be good good dad yeah I wrote some a character for him because I know he'll crush this character because this guy you know like was wearing his guys he was wearing fake hair and the ball hit his hair one time and I want him to give the perspective of a like a Bronx hairdresser like I've been cutting hair 30 years never seen hair like that and like Scott will do a great job yeah but his most recent text to me was

Like, if Rachel and Molly are down to have my makeup done, I'm willing to leave it all out there for this role. Are they down? You're going to do some makeup for it? I hope they're down. I want to see that. I have not relayed that to Rachel and Molly. So if it happens, it happens. But I think, like, Tray's made a pretty good career being a woman by just throwing, like, a cardigan on.

So, like, it can be done minimally. Which is why it's a little bit suspect whenever he wants to go all out. But yeah, it should be fun. I can't wait for it to come out. That'll be good. And are you doing the sumo one too? That's also later tonight. So, yeah.

Yeah, it's, we have a podcast today. And then we're going to go to Isaac's house and shoot there. And then get all the documentary stuff. And then we're going up to the scene of the crime where it'll happen to get some more shots of, I think of me, like trying to recreate the crime scene. Like it's JFK and I think hanging up, you know, whatever, flyer. Have you pickled this person in some other things? But then also we have a brand deal shoot.

So we're going to try to get that knocked out. And then at 8 p.m. is what I've invited a lot of local players. Like, beat us when $100. Got it. So just back to back to back. Big time. This week has been insane.

And it's got to feel great. Rachel asked me Monday. She was like, how's your day? And I go, I was a machine. I was a machine today. One of those days. Yeah, something about this weekend. I came back really motivated.

Yeah. I'm just like a little time away. Yeah. It's like, I want to, weirdly, like, competitive. It's like, I want to destroy every other pickleball company. Let's be so much better than everyone and everything we do. So this week, I've been working really hard. And it's fun.

Good. I've not slept. Timon texted me last night at 3.45 a.m. And I was able to text him right back because I was also awake. And I was like, fancy seeing you. I was like, oh, I was like, that's kind of fun, though. Kind of scared me. It's like, you too?

Spooky. Dude. Hey, heads up. Oh, you're just not like when it is 3.45, you're like, and you're sending stuff, you don't expect little bubbles to pop up. You're not like, yeah, that's not on your mind. Did it scare you? Did you think, oh, maybe I woke them up? No. It was, it was too quick. It was, yeah, it was like immediately. It was like, it was a short text. Like, you ever think like a shorter text doesn't, like, notify them as hard? It was a photo. Those are silent. Yeah.

A thumbnail. But anyway, it should be a fun day and got some wigs and sumo suits on the way. Okay. Good for you. Love it. What else did you sneak preview us? I already forgot. Oh, I just wrote down my parents watched my parents watched my kids while we were in Colorado.

And I think that's the first time they, maybe they've done overnight like with all four of them. But it's definitely the first like extended, what was that, three and a half days or something like that? Gone Thursday through Sunday night. whatever that was. And I think it was a challenge for him. I think they did a great job. They didn't say a negative word. But four kids for a long weekend.

Four kids for a long weekend. My dad texted at one point. He said, I think your kids have touched every single thing in our house. That's kind of funny. Which is so true because Henry right now is just so all over the place. My dad said, like, he was like recapping it when I picked him up, when I picked up the kids. And he's like, yeah, every once a while I just like had to hold Henry.

And I was like, oh, that's sweet. You just think he's so cute. And he's like, more. He's like, you know, he was just getting into so many things. I just thought, like, the best thing to do is just hold you for a while. You're like, oh, you meant restrain him. Okay. Oh, you meant, like, put handcuffs on him.

So it was fun, but the kids just had a blast. They got to watch cars and got to watch, you know, all the Robin Hood and all these different things. Had so much fun. Went to the park a bunch of times. But, oh, and then my mom said, she's like, I think Henry might be the heaviest out of all your kids. she's like like where they're currently yeah yeah she's like he's he's such a take and so now like you know had he latches on to everything we say like one time we said that had he's like eaves drops a lot so she's big ears so now she's like i'm big ears there you know whatever and so yeah just

yesterday we were talking to some people about it was like yeah Henry's bigger guy and uh yeah yeah he's a tank i was like okay like he's a big bag uh Big bag of chips Big back of chips But it was just It was fun You know Whenever your parents

Are the ones that are in town They get a lot of like the shorter time With the kids Like maybe overnight Or yeah For the night Like hey we're going on a date night Yeah

Whereas like Catherine's family I feel like her parents Don't get as many of those nights But they get like the Yeah he was there for a week By herself kind of thing So it's kind of fun to give them The opportunity to be like

Hey you get extended period of time with them. And so I think it went well. I think, you know, overall, the kids definitely had a had a blast with it. My mom was so good at taking pictures and like sending me updates and everything. That's fun. So anyway, good times. I like that. Yeah. That's good time. Rachel and I, we got back from Colorado Sunday night, flight landed. And then we went straight to a different part of town. Because Scott and his wife launched a new business, easy, peasy performance training and they had like a kind of just like a a launch party or whatever um and rachel was asked to speak at it yes it's kind of fun i mean we are pulling into the parking lot and very much still like

trying to figure out what she's going to say you know she's like all right we're not this or this and then when we finally get in there sam's kind of given her the rundown and it's like okay so there's kind of two speakers not you'll be the second one we're just like who's the first one and it's like this girl's friend of a friend who is a professional keynote speaker no rachel's just going to go, like, after her. I think she's some sort of motivational speaker for women in sports and stuff like that. Yeah, but she's going to go first.

Rachel did a great job. Rachel and Catherine, both are really good in, like, public speaking scenarios. You can trust them. Just clear, concise. Yeah. Yeah, it was kind of fascinating. It's like, I think the last time I've really seen Rachel, like,

speak or whatever. It's probably like the roast that we did for that Ghostrunners event a couple years ago. And then now I'm like, I see, like, you clearly do this on a weekly basis. speaking to students in elementary school. Oh, oh, I see. It was like, everyone was addressed equally.

And there was, like, interaction. Raise your hand if you know what this is. All right, I'm going to tell you three stories. Okay. I was like, oh, man, I would not have delivered it this way, like, in a bad way. Like, you did a good job. So it's fine. And Rust and Brie were there.

Okay. He's got to talk to them. They're so fun. Yeah. Love them. It was a good time. Did she, I think she initially was supposed to do five minutes. Did she end up doing that long?

I bet she, I bet her set was six minutes. A tight six. Yeah, a tight six. That's pretty long. Everything I always kept encouraging, I was like, just tell stories. People are not going to remember a lot of stuff, but people will remember stories. I think she's a good job. I was like, that keynote speaker, I don't think they're going to remember what she really talked about.

I don't remember anything she talked about. See? See? Case in point. Love it. Yeah, Rachel was like, I'm going to tell you about three emotions that I felt playing sports and three stories that go along with him. And, you know, she talked about, she's like, has anyone, does anyone know what the word yips means? and Scott doesn't really it's pretty funny way to get engaged Scott yeah he was great and she talked about

you know feeling anxiousness or uh nervous and going to serve and she told us sorry about one time where she served in this big game and hit the referee in the head and all the like little girls like oh yeah the little girls were there like can't believe it so it was fun it was it was good that we got to do that and see some friends and yeah yeah rustin was like so you were you gone you just got here from the airport. I was like, yeah, we've been gone a weekend, came straight from the airport to here. He's like, so you're ready for a shower. I'm ready for shower. It's funny. That was the first thing he said. Yeah, people really get, like, grossed out by airports.

Yeah. I don't, I don't not, but I don't, like, feel it. Did you, you felt it? Not as much. Like, that feeling you get when it's, like, been a while since you brush your teeth, like, I feel that where I'm like, okay, I have to brush my teeth soon. I don't really feel that with a shower. I can really push it before I'm like, I need to shower. Because like when you change clothes, you do feel like you've half-showered. You hop in the tub with the college girls. You feel it. Yeah, yeah. The cold plunge. You feel it. Yeah, yeah. I am, yeah, I invited some people over for Firepit tonight. Fire pit night. And I was kind of just, yeah, shooting some text off last night, asking people and I try to

honorably text everyone individually no copy paste as much as I can I like to do that too because God's watching they don't know you copy past it but God knows God I'll tell you about it yeah they'll get a big old gulch if you copy and paste too much yeah and so I texted Josh Madison

shout out Josh and it was like hey man having a fire pit at my house tonight 830 you know if you want to come go Falcons and this was at like 1030 that I texted him I texted him having a fire pit at my house tonight last night aka the wrong night yeah and he texted me back

he's like dude funny enough I just got this text and I was like wait did somebody else also invite you that's how texts work I just sent it I was like what and then I reread and I was like oh I said tonight it's that tomorrow night and so then I thought a little bit of a hack there's somebody there's somebody in the friend group that's like I don't really want that person to come,

but they're kind of in the friend group. Let's blame technology and just like send this thing late and be like, dude, I just got this. What the heck? And then you see all these people hanging out. You're like, what? Oh, I was invited. I was invited.

There's just the darn text delay. It's by Josh Madison that thing. Life hack. What do you think? Or just to get someone to like, to kind of, hey, queen hunt, response hunting. It's like, it's kind of text me back that off. And what if I had a little confusion in there, mess a word up?

Yeah. Hey, we're still on for a bonfire at your house? Yeah. And these are like, wait, my house. Oh, sorry. It's at my house. You're invited. Yes.

Now I know you've read the text. Now I know. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Please, RSVP. Don't you think people do that all the time with social media like purposely misspelling something or giving a wrong fact, like one wrong fact or something like that just like. You see it a lot in reels and videos.

It's kind of rage baiting or, you know, whatever people call it. but just, like, getting something wrong where people are pretty fired off about it. Yeah. So we'll do the same thing via text. Yeah, via text. Whoa. Anyway, if you're listening to this tonight,

not, you know, not Wednesday when it's supposed to come out. Come on out. Come on out. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to be, everyone's coming. Yeah. Josh's maybe.

It would be fun. Taya, been loving smell on this football. Mm-hmm. it's probably my second favorite smell yeah what's your other good ranchers meet seriously yeah oh my gosh how convenient that we're doing the ad read for them while you said that yeah a lot of people with that coffee nope and well and it's the meat and and that is from a cow yes it is verified it's got like inscription of his name on it i do yes i do love uh the smell of beef this came from her that's also from a cow yeah and that's the thing

We don't know, like, Good Ranchers does not reflect, like, hey, this is Herbert, this is Stanley. Like, he liked, he was spontaneous. Right. Yeah. His birthday was a Sagittarius. But, like, they do, they do say, like, hey, you're supporting American farmers here. We at least know it's Herbert and not Herberto, right? Like, we do.

We know that. We know that much. We know it's, everything is coming from America. We know it supports American farmers. It supports American livestock. Yes. American fishermen. Mm-hmm.

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Holy cow. Yeah, my controller died. That was weird. My controller died. It was like, holy cow. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. You're all right, though. Yeah, I'm fine.

Dude. Now you're thinking about it. Stop out of it. Dude. It's such a crazy deal. I was thinking about that bacon, bro. I was thinking about that bacon, bro. What time you ever had any of that wagoo bee for that seed oil free chicken nuggets over there?

Dude, last time I tried it. Let's just leave me. Let's just leave me. All right. That's a promo. He's a promo code to RKC. Have you gotten some RCPs? People come by?

I think it'll be fun. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I got some of my snippes. Oh, yeah, bud. Yeah. I know some people, all right. Coming by.

So, that should be fun. Anyway, how do you respond? Like, when people, if you can't come, do you say, I can't come and then give a reason? I really like to give a reason. I always give a reason. I always do, too. I think there's some people out there that are just like, dang, can't make it. And it kind of, it bothers me more than this shit.

I was like, you too? I'm with you. Yeah. Isaac McDonald. He'll always like, can't. I'm like, it's okay to you can. I'm just curious what you have going on like a Thursday at 6 p.m. Yeah.

Can't? You can't? What are you doing? Is it flexible? I'm willing to honor your commitment, but I just don't know what it is. I would sometimes I'm sorry. Go ahead. No.

Sometimes I'm torn on like when. is it like is it ever weird to like always give a reason because like it's like um you know maybe it's like oh i have huh i don't know i like to give reasons too but sometimes i'm like do i have to every time are you are you afraid that it's coming across like you're like oh i wish i could but i have this dude you always have a reason i think it was like i mean i feel like some sometime recently it was like um i had it's like i had like friends coming to town over the weekend or something like that. It's like, is that, I, what do, I don't know, is that like a nonsense reason? Is it good enough? Yeah, is that a good enough? I don't know. It's like, could I have

made it work? Maybe it's like I just have to have good enough reasons. I don't know. No, you can't, the other person on the other end cannot be the reason police. True. Like you got to, like, if your reason is just like, I don't want to come, that's, that's okay for me. Like, if it's just like, hey, I'm not feeling tonight. I just need a night in. You know, it's been a busy time. So we're going to stay in. If anything, it's like, now I don't even have to wonder if they're lying to me. That's definitely the truth. Yeah. It's, it's better to say, I could make it. I just don't feel like it or don't want to. Then I can't make it even if you very much could. Yeah. Like sometimes it's just like, hey, I just want to be with my family tonight. It's like, okay. Or hey, I just want to sit by myself. It's been a long day.

It's like, got it. Yeah. Like, that's not my preference, but great. You know, like, but if someone's just like, oh, dang, can't make it. It's like, I just want to know. I just want to know why. Is it fun or like something I should have been invited to? This is reminding me. There's a guy who will invite me to play pickleball. And I'm on like an 0 for 8 streak.

It's like every time he asked me, I have something going on. And so I was like, what if I bet I could just find these texts and give reason every single time. Like you free for some games tonight with me and Andrew? I wish I could, but I'm playing somewhere. else tonight already. Hey, you're interested in playing with me and Dylan. Sorry, I'm podcasting right now and flying out of town later today. That was last Thursday. Just every time. Um, hang it. You trying to get some duper games tomorrow with me and I wish I'm already

playing in the morning. You got to give a reason. Sometimes I'm guilty of giving too detailed of a reason. We're both over communicators, which is great. Especially for podcast. Let's just keep talk. Yeah, sometimes it'll be like, oh, sorry, I'm podcasting right. now, then I have 35 minutes to go to lunch, which I did a mobile order in, and then I have to go to the airport from there. I'm going to have to park myself, and then I, so I just can't make it. I don't go that far, but obviously I do, I do feel like sometimes I'm like, oh, yeah, my three-year-old has ballet, and then when she gets back from that, we're having a quick dinner before heading off to church, you know, with the three older ones.

Yeah. It's like, we don't need, you know, just, no, sorry, we got ballet and the church tonight. Yeah, I can't do that. I'm with you. I'm like, I want them to get a full 360 scope of what I have going on, so they kind of see why I can't make it. Because trust me, I want to. Okay, then question on the other end. If you can make it, yes, I'll be there. What do you say? Because I've noticed within like responses, some people, I'm in.

Yeah, can't wait. Other people, I'm in. What can I bring? Or is there anything I can bring? I don't think, I wish I were a second option. I don't think I ever am. I don't think I am. I was going to say, I think there's three levels of this.

So there's Eco Tour and Turbo. Eco is just harding the message. oh dude yeah i don't know if he just likes that we're doing this or he's actually coming bob bob bob blah blah blah military bob hard a message on like military bob you coming or not military bob will i see you there or not right sport mode is i'm in that's where i'm at okay oh yeah sounds fun i'll be there okay and then turbo mode which i'm not is what can i bring so anything i can bring yeah girls are good at that so good at that if you have a good enough personality you don't have to bring anything. That's what I kind of think sometimes. Sorry, I'm going to bring all the inside jokes.

Sorry, I'm going to bring all the vibes. I'm going to bring, yeah. Sorry, a comedian's coming to your bonfire. So much energy. I have to bring all these jokes and drinks. Sorry, I can't carry that with all the aura I'm bringing. Well, I doesn't the accountant bring everything else. Yeah. I'm a comedian. That guy doesn't have anything else to provide. I don't know if that's how I can treat people. What can I bring? Wait, sorry, forgot what I did for a living. I'll just bring myself, obviously. Dude, Catherine's always so good at like we should. Because to me, honestly, on the other end, like as the host, I think I'm hosting, therefore I am committing to providing everything.

Therefore, I don't think whenever somebody invites me, I don't think, oh, I should help provide things. They're hosting. You're asking me to come over. Therefore. When are we going to bring wood? And Catherine's so good at like, oh, what should we bring? Should we bring a salad, a dessert, some kind of veggie. Tray. Girls are good at that.

Dang it, that's good. I should have asked. Yeah. So, learn, timing. But unless the invite, the invite has to say, like, potluck on it. If it says potluck, then I know. That's the thing. I don't think it does, dude. I think, I think the right thing to do. I'm saying, like, for me to ever think of that.

Even, like, cross your mind. Even if it says potluck, I might forget to even ask. Here's what you should start doing, time. Because you have good personality. You should start. Anything I can bring besides the whole vibe. Just start. Honestly, I think I, even more, at least this is my personal preference, even more exciting than the person that says,

what can I bring is the person that just shows up with something fun. Like you just show up with a whole bag of chips. Diet mountain two, whole bag of chips. Whole bag of chips. It's like, I found these great new chips and I really want you guys to try them. You have no idea if we're serving, you know,

chicken noodle soup or, you know, curry enchiladas, but whole bag of chips, like, who knows if it's going to work? I think for, like, the Chiefs, maybe the first time we watched a Chiefs game together, there all last year. I remember bringing like a sports bundle over. Maybe that was the playoff games. Remember when something happened in the Super Bowl?

Was it the Super Bowl? Yeah. Yeah. When something happened, you got to use in the treasure box. Yeah. Yeah, I like doing that. That's fun. Yeah.

Yeah. But just anything, like bringing anything is just fun. Just like don't come empty handed kind of thing. And I'm not, I'm not good at that. Hey, sorry, I was running late, but I brought football. Yeah, 100%. It's kind of fun. Gunner's always bringing a football.

He does always bring a football. Oh, he's got one in the trunk. Has one in the trunk. So, how can we get talking about this? I just asked how you respond to invites. Oh, yeah. Eco. Sport. So, Turbo. Shout to Josh Madison.

Maybe he's coming tonight. Maybe he's coming tomorrow. I'll tell you where I get very over-communicative, because I saw this on myself yesterday, is like if I feel like I need to invite someone to something, and it's even somewhat potentially inconvenient, I really over-communicate that, like inviting Molly Beck,

who lives pretty far out of town, a mother of two, to come help film this dumb fake documentary spoof when who knows what else she has going on like I sent her this voice memo and I pre-apologized nine times if you have anything else going on do not come to this don't even feel like an inclination

of like how do I let him down you don't even have to respond you know like doing all that just like only if you're already in town yes if it's incredibly convenient you're welcome to stop by yes but please don't but like if you have I don't even want you there if you if you just feel a little bit full from dinner and just like, ah, truly, yeah. Are you gassy?

Respond if you're gassy or not, but otherwise, I don't need to hear from you. Just don't even come. We'll rewrite it. Yeah. She actually was like, no, I can make it. I was like, I got to write her kind of a bigger role probably. She's coming all the way up here. Yeah. Even when she said, I can make it. Or were you like, are you sure? You don't have to. Like, if it's any kind of inconvenience. You got to be at least bloated. All I want to talk about is a gas. man yeah uh what else you got on that little list of yours the only other things i got i wrote down deacon jokes we made some inside jokes about being deacon big announcement maybe not officially

big maybe uh got asked to be a deacon at church ooh and yeah so it's a big thing but like i think it came up because we were talking about beer in colorado and i was like yeah i like beer fine you know i was like but i'm asked to be a deacon i think one of the requirements is no drinking when you're a Deakin or whatever. I was not going to be a big deal at all for me to stop drinking. Give it up. But then there was like inside jokes from that. I'm like, oh, Deacon.

Deacon over here. I got to drink because I had like two beers all weekend or something. Like I got to drink it while I can. Do it now, Deke. Enjoy it. Anyway, so Deacons. Who knows if that's going to happen or not, but. That's an honor just to be asked.

It's like getting nominated for a Grammy. It was. Yeah. I'll be on my Wikipedia forever. Deacon nominated. Yeah, put that in your bio. Yeah, so there's a little bit, like, they're going to come do a little interview kind of thing. They're sitting in on next week's podcast, which is kind of fun.

They don't get a mic, but they'll be in the back. All of a sudden, I'm just like super different, like on the podcast. So guys, how was everyone's quiet time this week? Yeah. Mine was good. I just want to give a quick word from the book of Ephesians. My win of the week is salvation. Like it always has been.

And then the other thing I have. my list is I just we were just listening randomly to blues traveler came up right before this yeah and there's a song the hook or run around basically I just wrote down jingle requests to either those songs if anybody wants to write them or the song can't you see I like that song a song a lot it's easy song I think it'd be an easy one to write a jingle to any other ones that you're like into right now timing or Jake just like songs in general I know it's kind of a vague question but just like let me check my like songs time and I I mean I see this guy. I have to podcast with him every Thursday. I'm always talking to him. Is he doing correct

opinions or is Derek back? Every now and then he pops in correct opinions too. And if that's not enough, this guy starts a Spotify message thread with me. I'm like, can I just have one place? One place where I don't talk to time. Wait, there's like DMs and Spotify? Oh, yeah. No, actually, he just like texted me a link to a song. And when I clicked on it, it's like, you're now in a message thread with Time and Imch on Spotify. Oh, I've seen those. I didn't ask for this. Did he text you through that? I didn't ask for either. I'm trying to avoid you as much to try to avoid me.

I've messaged it back in the app and I was like, dude, this means a lot, man. Thank you for starting a Spotify message thread with me. So we've chatted in there a little bit. But I was going to say the song you texted me in there was good. The Maverick City and Graham song. I like that one. Yeah. The most recent one.

What's it? Don't remember what's called. It's in the message thread. The first one is all I need are all that I. Oh, you don't know. You are all I need when I'm surrounded. You know that one? You are all I need if I'm by myself.

You fill me when I'm empty. There's nothing else. Ooh, lift me up. Lift me up is what it's called. That's what that song's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eric Sadian Graham. What's the song?

I think it was a tough jingle to write and probably a tough jingle to perform. So maybe. But the song is so good. What's that song that we were loving in Sioux Falls on the Fessent Hunting Trits? that, like, I think Isaac and some people

had never heard it before. Sean McDonald's? Yes. Take my hand at the promise laying around you and what I said I can't do it

off my own. Yeah, Tim and put that song to come in and do the I need you do it put take my hand by Sean McDonald in at the end

of this episode. Good song. That song is awesome. That's, yeah, I think it's probably a lot of lyrics to have to write.

You don't need to be right by your side and can I hire Lord I know that I need you. Yeah, that's if you may not work out. It's kind of rewriting an M&M song. It's like, well, it's more than just, like, rhyming it.

It's like they all, like, flow together extremely well. It'll work. All right. Hey, we've never done a jingle. It doesn't work, right? That's true. Our standards are just anything. Anything will work.

Way to find, like, pretty, like, obscure songs that probably don't have instrumentals, Jake. Yeah, so what else? There's a super chick song from back of the day. That would be fun for you guys to jingle, too. I think. Grayson Inman has a few bops. We could do. Oh

Time and Imch Harvest season is out now Oh yeah You know what's funny I joked with you I was like dude Kind of tough coming out with the song

The same day's Taylor Swift But that actually kind of did happen I was like Oh I forgot to listen to it As he came out with it The same day as Taylor Swift's out I forgot it was out there Wasn't on my Spotify

But I also never posted about it Never It's like I'm like I don't want to just post Oh I made a song It's like well Lower your standards It's all improvised

It's all Mmhmm But I'll say this If you noticed metrics tomorrow or yesterday in today that said like whoa there were 15 plays in a row on somebody spotify Brad Ellis Henry Ellis really oh yeah he loves the part at the very end he loves your part where you just go woo yeah we listened to it a bunch happy to contribute that's

last night and then this morning he was crying now there's a song by image and heap called the happy song great baby song great baby cry song incredible baby song but then also after that we went harvest season for a while. That's fun. I like that you added visuals to your Spotify page. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So good. Thanks. Big time. Nice touch. Someday time. We're going to have time on our hands and we're going to record that

with a second verse, maybe a little bridge. Yeah. Or yeah. We got to get Jake in there for the woo's. Please. Woo.

They love that. They also love at the end of the dentist song. I'm trying to remember what. Or at the beginning. I don't know. Sometime you, I think you like also just like,

Yeah, something like that. Fairly contributing. Should we get time in another Spotify song? Get you guys another one? If you want to, yeah. Sure. You got your guitar? I see a microphone.

I don't have my guitar. Ah, all right. Yeah, I didn't think so. It's pretty hard to hide in this room. I see a guitar. You're a couple microphones. Probably under the table, so. I know it wasn't a table like I thought.

I'm down, though. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. I mean, this is how we pay time and now. It's like, we will kind of give you the platform to create a song that you can put on Spotify and then you earn money off the streams, which I know they pay pretty well. They pay out a lot. Yeah, so this is all good.

Brad, you made me, it's, it's a dollar, I'm $15 yesterday, I think, because it's a dollar stream. Dollar stream, yeah. Spotify is great. We'll get you so much more time. It's not fair, though. Spotify makes like $2 a stream. They're pretty stingy. We also listen to Timin's version of Mouse in the house.

It kind of felt like you should have asked us before he did that. He remastered Mouse in the house, put it on. of his own. Some of my IP there. No, if I had it my way, I would no longer be involved in Mouse in the House. Like when Rachel's niece Lucy tells me her favorite song is Mouse in the House, and I think about, she said, listen to me kind of rap. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, Lucy.

You deserve to just hear Tyman. Oh, I ruined it. I thought Ratatooie was the name of the rat. I messed up some of the words. Like, I'm sorry, Lucy. Ratatooie, everyone understood. That was great. Everyone thinks his name is ratatry.

Yeah. I watched the movie and I was 34. I think it's Remy. Whoops. Great response from this guy. Thanks for the invite. We're actually trying to get our

Olathe the house rented out and kind of in a time crunch with that right now. See? Is it in that? No, no, no. Sorry. Oh, yeah.

But please, I had to tell Zach you can't live in my lathe the house. But please keep me in mind for the next one. You know, like, he's just like all. That is a good. It's good. I think something I've, I think I've seen you do it.

Alex Dimcheck does a good job doing this. And I like to do it too. It's like, I know, like I'm aware that you've invited me a couple times this thing, but I can't make it, but keep inviting me. Like saying that.

Every time we would like play football, I'm like Alex, I know you're two hours away, but I think you'd have fun. He's like, it's not a good weekend for me, but keep inviting me. Yes.

I like to tell people that too. I think so too. It's just like, I promise I'm not bothered by this. I'm interested. Yeah. Yeah. I just have.

I can't. If I have anything else going on, I would not do your thing. But keep inviting me. I like to know when you guys are hanging out. Because it's how I find out what Isaac's doing. Right. All righty.

Hey, there's the side streets. There's off Broadway, right? There's way off Broadway. There's, and then there's freeway. And then there's like Broadway, right? There's the main street. The, the best performing people come to the main street. Sidebar, separate conversation.

There's toasters. There's roller coasters. Okay. Okay. People doing the most. Uh-huh. And then there's people on the, um, you know, California, West Coasters. West Coasters.

Mm-hmm. But then there's a special kind of people. Roasters. Roasters. You take those two schools of thought. Oh, okay. You put those together. What do you get?

Roasters Main Street. Roasters Main Street. That's where they do it and it's what they do. And they want us to make sure that, They know that we have, they have a website. Now, this is the interesting part. Even though they're Roasters Main Street, the website is Main Street Roasters.

So try your best to get that through your head. They're a Yoda fan. So it's like, Main Street Roasters. Right? It's exactly like that. Uh-huh. Yep. And that is from Star Wars.

Yes. No, Space Battle Star Gila. Bass. Here's one thing that makes sure you talk. Star Wars. Star Wars dogs. Revenge of the Mandalorian. GRKC, you're going to want to get that in the right order.

No mix and match, no Yoda, no pig latin. GRKC, there's one way to do it. That's a promo code to get 10% off. Your coffee needs. Your coffee beans. Your coffee smells. Roaster. No.

Mainstreetroasters.com. You can find it. Where? Aid may eat stray oysters, right? Tyne, what do you got? I was going to say, yeah. What John or what? want. I'm not going to think of that myself. I can't do that. Yeah, you're right. This is not your

song. Yeah. What are you in the moon for, bro? Um, electric, vibey, jazz with a twist. That goes into YouTube. In the YouTube search. It's a fun thing about YouTube. Fun thing about search bars is you can search wherever you want, and something's going to come up with that. That's true. It never comes up. No. Okay. So we got first recommendation, an hour long. Second one, an hour and four minutes. Third one, four hours.

Well, I don't know. Just do the four hour one. Okay, just do the four hours. People look at this episode. It's just six and a half hours long. Yeah, the lyrics cut out for three minutes,

but we just let it go. And after that's all I need. I take my hand. You all I need is Bethany Dillon. You ever remember her? Yeah. I know that name. Great one, dude.

You want all of me. Maybe. Oh, tried switching my search. Now the first one's 11 hours. I don't know what to do better. Yeah, she's the four hour one. I'm going to take out. I'm going to take out with a twist.

Could it be with a twist that's causing these to be nothing but lo-fi beats? What if you just... Dang. Search single song? Well, this one, I've watched before. I wonder what... Hold on.

What is this? Oh, this is the... See, the saxophone cry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, more like that. What do I... Okay, maybe, maybe we, let me plug in here. Hmm.

That's a fun one. You could do like, uh, Euro. It's a good start. Yeah. What is that? Euro, like, like European. Like European, gotcha. Like a house, like European house music.

Euro house music, acoustic. Euro house music, acoustic, instrumental. Folklore type beat. everything is so long you know you can do like settings like individual songs within that playlist I bet you know what I mean that is true as well oh great you can also adjust your settings

where it's like a four minute recommendation or less whoa that's too much for time yeah that's I mean that feature's been out for 14 years okay let's see what this is I forgot to type no copyright let me try that real quick thanks someone's got to make money around here okay I don't know how much it's acoustic really took over what it's like so it's like no copyright guitar background music

this is a playlist do I do that try it man all right so what happens dead air is not good so just play something all right uh lyrics what are we thinking what's the topic right what is the topic first let's let's let's play the music let's just give the people some of what to do let's figure out if this is our song or not Yeah, I hear the European house kind of inspiration in there. Yeah, there's influence for sure. This song is seven beats per minute, so don't write too many lyrics. All right, so I'm going to skip that one, I think.

These are all... Take the acoustic out of there. Let's see what else we got for the... I think I always find songs. I just type in, like, two... just two genres, just upbeat jazz. What two genres are those? Yeah.

This is something new. The Caspers Slide, Part 2. All my party people, put your hands up in the air. Well, I found, turn up our, turn up, turn up, turn up the volume, turn up the bass. Let's dance. Okay, and there's kind of your... Lyrics, yeah, I like it. All right, lyrics to that.

lyrics uh this is about uh please please write me a song a european dance song about the metric system great and how it's celebrating the metric system how it's better than imperial yeah just like i think the beat drop needs to you know to really go crazy leave it all out there i'm crazy i know exactly when the beat drop's coming yes he'll feel it's gonna be very yeah i mean even what we heard is like It's, there's very, it's very melodic. It's good to know what to sing. Whoa, okay. It's giving me some like production things to do.

What's it saying? It says, uh, intro, spoken with heavy reverb. No, we can do that. Yeah, all right. Yeah, we got Jake, that's, that's all I'm here for. It's just, I can't do that, time it? Spoken with heavy reverb. It's not just you, brother.

I invented spoken with heavy reverb. Except it's only on Brad's Mike, I think, so. Pretty sure. Come on over. I'm going to have to kind of tell him how I normally do it. it. Okay. And then you can do it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Metric is magic. Should I, I don't know how much, that's such a long, what sounds like an intro to the song. Oh, it's just, that's Brad. Brad, Brad, Brad will do that part for you. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. All right. I'm like, kind of like, oh, man. One world One system Ten out of 10th Metta forever Again Can we do it Yeah

Turn up Turn up Turn up Turn up Turn up Turn up Turn up the base We do it right

No fractions in this paradise From Stockholm streets to Budapest We measure clean We measure blessed Feet and inches Too much mess We like our math With elegance

No 12 to 3 No awkward game A thousand meters One perfect name We don't do miles We go by case Imperio's lost in a metric case Simple sleek

Design to last The future is measured The past is past Whoa Where am I Look up Tommy You're on the You're on the Autobot

Turn up the bass To turn up the base To turn up the base To turn up the base Metrix magic Feel that beat Everything counts No neat, so sweet.

Ten by ten, the numbers though the world makes sense. Now let's go. Met meters, leaders, Celsius rise. Standardized, standardized the skies. Oh, oh, Metro's automatic. Imperials. Tragic. Tragic.

It's an exclamation. This beat. It only makes me going to wrap. Yeah. Base 10, base 10. All my potty people. Do it again. and again. Put your brought worst in the air.

Meters to kilometers. Grams to kilograms. Leaders to milliliters. Come on. Say it with me. Yeah. Where's the drop? Metric. Check our callout. Metric. Yeah.

Makes sense. Oh, yeah. Imperial. No thing. Confused. No loss. Metric. Just turn up the base.

To turn up the base. To turn up the base. Metric is magic. Feel that beat. Logic and rhythm. Finally meet. Ten by ten. The numbers flow.

We rule the world. You already know. Meters, leaders, Celsius pride. Together, we have you in a 5-0-0. Metro's automatic. And baby, that's fantastic. Turn up the bass. Turn up the bass.

That was a good one to really show off Tyman's vocals. Uh-huh. It was good, dude. You did great. It is good. You guys are good at improvising music. That's fun. Fun to get a front-row seat.

I don't think that one, I don't think we did any better than, like, I don't think I did any better than anyone could have on that one. You don't think that was going on Spotify? That one, I disagree. Yeah, I think you still still some talent in there, no doubt. 100%. Okay, thanks. Well, that was interesting.

Call and response? Call in response. It was kind of vibey. Imperial? No, thanks. Confused? So lost. So lost.

I like, I mean, it got pretty creative. Yeah. They changed it up a little bit. It's nice. Yeah. Let's try one more. a little more normal. To do it up the base.

Maybe like a single genre. Do you look up riff. Like so and so riff. Like because I think riff sometimes are like like kind of like the mouse in the house is like whatever, however that goes. But it's just like repetitive like the one. Kind of like what you'd freestyle over. Yeah. Maybe.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. While he's doing that, you want to do some wins of the week? Now there's a fine idea. I got a few. Well, Colorado was a win. The Aspins are really pretty.

You know, you hear a lot about it. Like, you got to go now, the Aspins, the Aspins. Yeah. And we kind of... I'm a believe in those Aspins. We got to nail the right time to go see them. Beautiful Aspins. Sounds like Redbone from Tosh Campino.

You know that song? I don't know him at all. You know that song I'm talking about, Timon? Welcome to... This is America. Yeah. That one, that's kind of last time he did something that people heard, probably. But anyway, yeah, the Aspins, beautiful tree right now.

It's like, it's like so yellow. You need sunglasses to be out there. Golden Aspins. Yeah, perfect time for that. It's great. Two other quick ones, Bo, genuinely, I'm not trying to over-exaggerate this, learn how to ride a bike in five minutes. It was awesome.

He's not perfect, but it was like. He went from not to, yeah. Whereas, like, Hattie, it was such a, such a process. And, like, she was so scared. And, like, it was kind of like, oh, my gosh, he's just, he's doing it. And it's like, okay, go, go try and just see if you can do it on your own. And then he just did it. It was awesome.

Do you think? What? Prodigy? I would, yeah, five years old is like super young to learn out, right, like, I think. Bicycle prodigy. But it was, it was really fun. And then other one of the week was last night, I dropped off the three oldest kids. at Awana, and then Henry and I just, like, walked around church, went and, like, uh,

you strained them. Yeah, listen to, like, youth group worship, went and listened to the choir practice, and it was just fun. It's kind of fun to beepop around church, like, while it's happening. I told Catherine, I was like, I think we hit every square foot of our church. Like, our kids touched every, yeah, honestly. And, uh, it was just fun because I don't always get, like, one-on-one time with him like that. And I don't know.

And it's just fun to be at church and, like, they're, like, starting to, like, practice for, Christmas already like the choir is wow and they're doing some like I've never done choir time and so like I think I would enjoy that because like they're like working on all these different like you know versions of the same part of the song but you know all right let's do the sopranos do the altos you know and it's kind of like this cool like buildy song where it's like ha ha le you know something like that's cool I like that and yeah it was like it was just fun to like listen to I was just like in the back just like vibe it with Henry so that's awesome

Ha ha ha Ah Sweet child in mine Step Brothers version Real quick My one of the week It's just going to be Isaac and I

Have another trip planned With each other We're gonna Just us too I think are going to Vegas To play in a PPA tournament We haven't done that in forever Last time we did was February

And the denim And now we're gonna do it again We're making the jump up to 5.0 We're just gonna be us staying in a hotel together And Isaac's gonna play singles And we're just gonna make A fun little trip out of it

And so I'm excited about that And we're like, I guess we got to go costumes again, right? That's what we did the last time. So you figured it out yet. We're thinking like, almost like vintage, like 80s tennis player, like John McEnroe kind of look, like red, white and blue, high socks, short shorts, headband. Yep.

Isaac wants to screen print Friday across the butt of the shorts, which is kind of a Scott idea. And I'm on the fence. I'm trying to decide, we're, I mean, I'm playing a game right now called Is It Gay? I'm trying to figure out, like, what if we just did Friday across? the chest. Maybe Friday across the ball would be fine. No, it is my last name.

If it's your last name, it's okay. That's what we've always said. I think... It would be funny. If it were me, I wouldn't, but you should if you want to. So you would say, yes. To Isaac, I would say...

To the game I'm playing. Oh, I don't even know if that's the reason why I don't want to do it. I just don't... I've never worn anything with something on the rear. Yeah, would it restrict? movement. Yeah, you don't know.

How is the sweat going to be around there? It all goes to the eye and it looks weird. No, I think, I would say, if you want to do that for your shorts, you're welcome to. I'm not going to do that. You're not going to do it to your shorts as you watch the live stream from before. But yeah, it should be a fun weekend. I'm excited about it. This is the same tournament that last year we brought time in and Zach to and gave time

in pneumonia. So that tournament. That was fun. Same one. Is that when you went to, did you go the sphere? No, but saw Hans Zimmer. That's what it was. You would do a different.

I remember some of it. Brought the hoodie. Because you had a way for some of it. You're so feverish. Worth it. Yeah, excited about that. Worth it. All right.

Sing for us. Boy. Okay. Here we go. What instrument is that? Piccolo. Oh, yeah, it is like a little jazz flute. Oh, yes and leads are dancing

Like coins in the light Oh yeah Golden confessions In the arms of the night The night, the night, the night A chill in the air But your hands in mind

the mountains hum a melody slow and kind a chill in the air but your hands in mind the mountains hum a melody is slow and kind ooh

veil you got a rhythm all your own soft jazz sky where the snow has grown Every breeze Plays a brushed high hat tail Under Aspen

Trees in Vail It's pretty slow but we'll go for first two in another chorus We'll wait for the We'll admire the Aspins Retention Why wait? Cafe laughter floats through the frost Love feels richer

No matter the cost Firelight flickers On your face so near Your voice, a saxophone I'm lucky to hear Let's take the gondola High and slow Where dreams drift soft

Like winter snow And when the night falls Cool and pale We'll still be swaying Aspen in veil O'ail you got a rhythm all your own The stars are solos The nights are tone

Hearts in time Beneat that veil Of Aspen trees Trees in Vale Aspen trees Invale Aspen trees Invale Aspen trees

in veil Yeah That was smooth jazz That was nice Try to make a smooth For you guys That's something That's something you cozy up

To the fire with That's what that's That's right That's right That's right Hey babe You know Huga

Put the Hougum thing in the Muga For the Muga How is the Muga Striking you now Fun Good job boys Tommy do you have

One of the week I do I last minute I woke up on Tuesday, not knowing that that night, I would go to a concert that I went to. Whoa. It's this artist or band called Joe, DJO. I'm a fan of their music, and I had some friends that, like, got free tickets

randomly because their dad, big music guy, knows all the friends with John Mayer, all that knows all the music people. Whoa. So, like, he's like a guitar pedal company owner. And so, like, every, like, every, like, artist that uses guitar pedals, like, knows him. It's kind of cool. Anyway, so I, like, randomly got invited to go to this concert. So that was super fun.

Check out Joe. Good music. Joe. Really good live. Yeah, DJO. What kind of music is it? I don't, I, that's a great question. I don't, it's kind of like just pop, but it's unique and it's kind of like rock sometimes.

Okay. Like they have a band? It's just like creative. Full band? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lots of people up there. It was cool.

Cool, man. So that's fun. That's a win. It was a good time. Joe. He looks like a vibe. Did Joe? he's he's like a also main character in stranger things

he's like an actor turned performer singer that's a joke no for real yeah Joe the actor is Joe Kiri and then the artist is Joe which one is he in stranger things I Steve I think I haven't seen Stranger Things oh yeah yeah oh yeah that's like he's like a great singer wow he's like the heart throbbing and we were close we were so gonna meet him and then it didn't work out that would have been really cool interesting yeah but that was fun

Shout out the Scots. Shout out to Joe. They're good. Wow, he's got two main followers. Fun. Yeah, that's cool. I got a comment of the week for you guys from Isaiah official. Timon has gotten significantly funnier after his time with the Amish.

I do not know what this means, but seems noteworthy. I like that. We saw some things. Thank you. That style of comment. That's funny. I don't know what this means. I don't know what to do with it.

Putting it out there. Conclusions. All right, I got a comment of the week. It's a double comment. Are you ready for this? What the heck does that mean? It's a, it's a, it's like a, that's a thread on each other. So I just want to, I'm not saying, I'm not going to put this pressure on this person per se, but just listen to this.

Ashley on Spotify said, I loved, we're talking about geo safari last week. I loved my geo safari. I spent hours on that thing. I remembered it existed randomly last year and also looked it up on eBay and was super disappointed. pointed with how expensive it was. So it sounds like Ashley, bummer. She doesn't have a Geo Safari. Next comment, Annie Rince.

Geo Safari is so fun. I don't understand the technology, but it's so fun. My mom has two, and I can't wait until my babies are older to use them. I wonder if you need two, if you just need one. Huh. So you're putting the pressure on her a little bit. Put pressure on Annie towards her mom. to Ashley.

Also, Ashley, that's all it says on here is Ashley. So we've got to find, there's only, I think that we are, we only have one Ashley in the system. I think knowing our audience, the database,

it can't be many. Yeah, I'm searching our system. It's just her. Just the main frame. I know it's Ashley. Yeah. So,

anyway, just fun to, I had a feeling people would know Geo Safari. Like certain people would know it. You know, it's like one of those like random video games. It was like not the video game, but like,

Fusion Frenzy on Xbox. Not very many other people were playing it. Never heard it. Hydro Thunder. You know, Cruising USA, like all these random games. Fusion Frenzy was fun. It was like Mario Party for Xbox. Oh, great. Yeah. Cruising USA reminds me of like arcades, which reminds me of, was it Crazy Taxi?

Crazy taxi. I never saw that outside of an arcade. I'm sure it was a real game. It was only at these places. I think it was the free game or like the first game that at least my cousins had on the original PlayStation. That's something that cousins would have.

Yes, dude. My cousins, oh, my cousins. Yeah, my cousin had everything. They always had the new stuff. They had Halo. I didn't have Halo. Called duty. I don't know what that was.

We got Madden, though. We had sports. Yeah. Always got the sports games. All right. Good so. Do you have a comment time? Shout out to Rachel.

She said, be like Rachel. She said, yes, Timon. I went and immediately listened to harvest season as soon as the episode was over. Yeah. So it'd be more like Rachel. That's a buck.

It's a buck in your pocket. There's a dollar. It's a buck in your pock. Yep. Congrats man. All right. Good. I can finish it off.

Jake, say it the thing. Five, six, seven, eight. We're done. Perfect. In Monday. All right. Good. I need you.

To my answer, the promise landing on you. I want to spend because I can't. I'll do it on the mode. I need to be. You're what a need to be. But I'll suck cannot have a Lord I know that I need you.

I need you. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na,

na, I need you. I need you. I need you. I need you. Na, na, man,

I need you. I'll miss you.