Ghostrunners - 481 - Poorly Explained Movies
Episode Date: October 22, 2025The boys play a new game, discuss the popular chain Dutch Brothers, and hear from Brad the basketball coach. Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roast...ers and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You got anything to start with?
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are we doing?
Good.
I tried to do some laundry last week.
Wouldn't you know it?
No, that's going my way.
No.
Just couldn't get the dryer to turn on.
Like, I bought a new washer dryer when we bought this house.
It's like two years old.
I feel like you should turn on, you know?
And I don't really know exactly how to repair a dryer, but I'm kind of...
Yeah.
Give it a couple smacks.
Make sure it's plugged in.
A couple flicks.
Kick it like it's a tire.
Yeah.
You know, I check the back.
Yeah.
Looks plugged in.
I mean, why would it not be?
Nothing happens in this house.
Yeah, it's just like it would stay the same.
You Google it's like, first thing you don't want to do, check the electrical box.
Like, it's not the electrical box.
No.
It's all stays the same.
It's a controlled environment besides the flooding and the mold.
Can mold environment.
So like, you know what?
Let's just have somebody to come out.
This is complicated.
So I find a little company does a plodewood.
appliance repair. They come on out. I rearranged my day for it a few days later. And he's like,
already working on. I said, well, you know, this might be a quick fix. I don't know. It might take a while.
Some with the control panel, I think this, I can't get my dryer to turn on. Come on downstairs.
And he's like, which one is it this one? And I was like, yeah, good luck. He turns it on. Turns it on.
I was like, huh. Didn't used to do that. He's like, well, let's try it. He turns it off. Turns
right back on, turns right back on again. He's like, well, it looks like it's working. And so he left
and he charged me $97. All right. That's, that's what I could do. That's the business you need
to get into and just, if it doesn't do that, then you're like, ah, I think it's broken. I think it's
totaled. Dang. I come out there in a big van. Your car's totaled, probably. It's totaled,
the gutter rotor. I would probably just get another, just another spin, a spin cycle on it,
probably. Maybe just Black Friday's coming up. I could fix it.
Oh, it's front-loading.
Shoot, I only do.
Aren't all dryers front-loading?
Oh, not all of them.
Not in Europe.
Yeah.
That's what I'm trained in.
Obviously, you're not a hooga like I am.
You're not a hoogga guy.
So that was too bad.
And I, there's really no, what can I do at that point?
One, feel bad.
You're like, okay.
Sorry, I promise it didn't work for like three days.
Rachel and I both go back and forth.
Yeah, you can't turn the dryer on?
Yeah, why can't we turn the dryer on?
I did the dryer on.
I did the flyer on.
I did the flick thing, I don't know.
I kicked it.
You know, we're like, are we going to be like a homesteader?
Should we get a laundry line?
Like, eh, right.
I'll just get someone to come out here.
Yeah.
And, oh, it works good.
Sometimes you just need somebody, a second opinion is what they call that.
Dude, he was even like trying to give me the benefit of the doubt.
Like, yeah.
He was like, when you turn it off, when he went to turn it back on again,
he wouldn't press like the center of the button.
He was like, press like the corner.
Yeah, maybe you, maybe you don't know how to press a whole button.
Did you do the flick thing?
He's like, he's like, you did flick it and it didn't, oh, I try.
Yeah, so that was nice.
He's, like, pressing the far corner, and it's, like, still turning on incredibly well.
Yeah, these new GEs, they're known for their, their buttons or you've got to be really
accurate with the buttons.
So that was too bad.
Yeah, $97.
I guess for like an appearance fee, just like, hey, gas ain't free.
Gas ain't cheap.
Yeah.
He brought his big van out.
Mm-hmm.
That's what happens.
So that's why I spent 90, sorry, that was a segment, what I spent, what I spent on.
$100 on this week. What did you guys spend $100 on this week? Last week I spent $100 on this week.
Last week I spent too much money. Oh, I bet it's not even $100. How much? One dollar less.
So you're saying I could buy that pickleball paddle right there, Fever 102. Or, hey, it's not a side.
Feverr 102. That was turning back Sunday. Fever 102 hot jams. You need to do that as a promo.
Like be an old disc jockey.
that's a great idea
dude fever 102 is not a radio station
how many times we have to tell you it's a new pickleball paddle
do you hear about fever 102
yes they always play the best
Bon Jovi
shot through the heart
and you can't dink
I spent a lot
I spent too much money on airport parking
that's what I spent too much money on last week
oh yeah but you had a motto to go along with it right
or kind of a mindset oh yeah I just was like
we're just going to pretend like we're rich this
no we're rich yeah so it's fine
money's fake
it's all on a credit card, so it's not real money.
So Dave Ramsey says.
So that's what I spent time when you spend $100 or anything.
A light probably.
Microphone for songs.
Yeah?
Figured I, I don't know, have something better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What were you using and what are you using now?
So I was using for random song recording, like a shotgun mic for video.
Like that's what I was, that's what it's supposed to be for.
So I was like, I might as well get like an actual music vocal mic.
I got one of those.
It's like 130.
Hopefully it's good.
Doesn't really work for a segment.
130, yeah.
Lower.
Okay, okay.
By $29.
No, $31.
Gosh, I'm bad at Matt.
Oh, what else I get?
$31.
We'll cut that out and I didn't have part of the segment.
We'll cut that out.
You know what you could do if you don't have a microphone,
which sounds like you don't because you cut that part out?
Yep.
I'm trying to remember what the company is called, but there's this company that has like
this AI, like vocal software that you could check it.
And it'll enhance it automatically.
Do you think that I should try it or do I need to?
Or should I just like?
You need to try it.
Okay.
Anyway.
Should we do a theme song this episode or just kind of wait?
We should hold off?
Make it sit in it.
I don't know.
It'll happen in post so we have no idea when it's in.
Well, let's keep talking.
That's kind of fun.
Halfway through the sentence sometimes.
It can happen anywhere.
Okay.
And you'd never know.
Great.
I tried to.
Uh, uh, oh.
Oh, I think this.
hype beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white meat too then west best
friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because
this is a ghost from this podcast every morning morning we're taking around ghost on this podcast
So meta.
Not the brand new ones, but like the old version that just have a camera and sunglasses while I was playing pickleball.
Like this would be a cool POV.
I went and look back to the footage.
And I mean, the footage is good.
I've used it before.
But one, it was eye opening that I needed a haircut.
And I did get one.
It was flopping.
Shut up Lifetime Fitness because my hair is covering the camera.
But not only is there like, you have this kind of like light brownish colored hair in front of the camera, but also it was like towards the end of the day and I'm breathing heavily.
it reminded me of like when we
when people first started getting
Gopros they would put them on their golden retriever
and then you go back and look at the footage
you're like oh it's just hair and panting
that was what most of my footage looked like
it just
hair all over the camera
that's pretty good I didn't realize that it had sound
I guess that makes sense of course it does but it's nice
that it does that is a pretty decent sound
it seems like an iPhone would be
no better no worse okay yeah good
the thing we cut out earlier
not as good as that problem
Probably.
But yeah, I was like, holy cow, I need a haircut.
It's getting in my, it's getting in my sunglasses camera.
It's giving in my sun.
I like your haircut looks good.
I noticed it on Sunday night.
Thank you.
Lifetime does a good job.
Yeah.
In fact, one of Rachel's friends yesterday texted me and said, where do you get your haircut?
Kind of.
She texted me and said, hey, where does Sam get his haircut?
And then she said, oh my gosh, I was supposed to go to Rachel.
And I was like, well, still, Rachel's not married to Sam.
so Sam's the dog
Sam's the dog in the GoPro video
the GoPro video
You're going to talk to my friend Isaac
He's about a 6 and 1 dog grooming kit
See that text is kind of confusing
I was like I don't know if this is for me
Rachel sounds like it was meant for Ashland
Either way I go to Lifetime Fitness
Sorry that's not more help
Yeah it looks good I liked it
They do a good job and a new girl this time
She
This is a girl who's like
A lot
I would say
what is the stat like 40% of hair dressers have like insane hair you know just like bright pink
and you know you can do it for free whenever you want you can go crazy yeah she was like do you
they always ask me to say never the answer do you want a round neck or flat neck what in the world
is the difference or like what i i don't know yeah um and so she's doing it she's like got to keep
remind myself not to shave your whole neck because that's what i did mine i was like
how badly do you need reminders i'll give you like a reminder every 30 seconds you're
you need me to remind you.
That's a pretty big deal.
Please do it the right way.
Gosh, I keep forgetting.
So she did a great job, though.
She's really want to talk about her shaped neck.
FYI, that's sort of a funny thing to be like,
it's so hard not to remember not to do something because it's what I did.
It's so hard not to wish you had birthday tomorrow because that's when mine is.
It's so hard not to, yeah, highlight your hair blue because my highlight, mine's highlighted blue.
And so I figured maybe I should.
It's like, why, but you're, this is what you do for a living.
You should probably remember not to do it.
it's it's so hard to not use my AirPods because I you can never find yours and so I just always end up using mine and you're always trying to it's so hard yeah it's so hard right that's funny but you like this you think you'll go back to her or do you just kind of I've used three different ladies a lifetime and they'll do a good job yeah and they all use different techniques but we get good results this one was a new one she took like this did look like a dog grooming kit I said what tool are you using on me right now?
curved, curved brush
is maybe the term,
curved brush.
It's like metal.
It's like a torch.
Honestly, it looks like a curling iron
or something.
And so she was like kind of curling my hair.
And as she's curling it,
she's like almost melting it.
She's got the blow dryer on high heat.
Like, and...
So it's not even cutting it.
This was like towards the end,
but she was like...
To style it?
Yeah, I guess.
She was like, yeah, this like,
this soft, this curved comb is metal.
And so when I heat,
heat up the metal, it, like, volumizes your hair.
I was like, go off, Katrina.
This is, I've been getting my hair cut for a long time.
Never seen the thermodynamics.
Have you thought about it?
Like, maybe I should get one of these bad boys?
I don't think I'd do it to myself, but I would like finagle with Rachel,
I'll do the dishes.
You give me a hot brush.
Yeah, like it'd be nice.
A hot brush was nice.
Catherine.
I can go over what I'm talking about.
What did I say?
Curbbrush?
It sounds like a curling iron, but not.
So it's kind of grabs it like a.
Yeah.
um katherine's been trying to do bow's hair you know and she did a good job this past time kind
a little bit shorter and but she keeps asking me like how to do it and i'm like i've never done
this before yeah i don't ask me i don't know but but she's like well you've gotten your haircut a lot
more times as a guy than obviously i've witnessed and so i just say i'm like do the thing with
the fingers where you put the fingers up there and then just like cut above it i don't know but
she just goes slow and gets it done round brush i was close not curved brush well it's yeah
Potato Potato.
Here's an article from Cosmopolitan, the 15 best round hairbrushes of 2022.
Okay.
Back when they were really thriving.
Yeah, I wonder if that was a good year for round hairbrush.
Paul Mitchell is kind of the best all around.
You hear about Paul Mitchell doing just things.
You do.
And it came up back to the day, we knew a kid named Mitchell Paul.
Which had to be inspired by Paul Mitchell.
He's all great hair.
Good hair.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's my dog hair.
dog here. Yes. Love it.
I drove past your house the other day and I drove past, I always kind of just peruse. Oh, is Jake's car here? Yeah, Jake's home. And stopped. I think it was me and Rosie. No, me and Bo. So it doesn't matter. One of them. No, it was Rosie. Stopped. Win reverse because I saw something that I was like, well, that's new. I took a picture of it. And you're in your window, like wave it up me. I'm like, hey, man, look at your car.
Look at your car.
Yeah, it looks like you're just pointing at my house.
I'm like, see ya.
What?
Please stop eavesdropping on me.
What about it?
Yeah.
Like, dude.
It's what I call you later.
There's this massive bird just perched on top of your car.
It was a big bird.
It was huge.
And I'm not a bird identifier, but it was definitely a like one of those birds that's
going to kill something.
That bird kills other birds.
Right.
Sometimes for fun.
Maybe a hawk.
Maybe a falcon.
it's fun to say eagle to Rosie
even though it wasn't an eagle.
How do we know?
We saw eagle.
What birds of prey are native?
Shawnee Kansas.
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I'm going to send you a picture of it. I mean, this looks like every bird that's ever existed,
so I don't know if this is true or not. Peregrine Falcon, no way. That's like the fastest animal
on Earth. It was a peregrine. It was a peregrine falcon. An edel. Eidle. It was. All right, so this
gave me a list of like 55 birds. So who knows what it was. But yeah, big bird of prey.
kind of fun.
I love wild life.
Probably a hawk, but like it was just wild to see it.
And then the more I like was talking to you through the windows, it flew up into your, onto your roof.
And then you said you walked out and saw a half.
Oh yeah, I did.
I walked outside and I was like, do I don't see a bird, but I'm kind of, I'm catching ground on this injured squirrel.
Do you think that is due to the bird you just saw?
Oh, yeah, bud.
I do.
It was awesome.
I mean, it's got to be a hawk.
I think I don't know anything about
I would be a dead set on the hawk thing
you don't think oh I just know nothing about birds me neither
and it's okay if you do no I don't I just
dude dude this is so lucky
I just clicked on a bird
and then you texted it and then I'm looking side by side
right now paragraph fowgan
no tell me this isn't
dude I just clicked on the exact right bird
this is crazy I got so lucky
is that not the same bird
I think I just clicked on it
it's a prairie falcon
it prairie makes sense
hey we're in the
we're in the prairie state
it does look
I mean it's got like the cookies and cream
center yeah yeah like the like the stripes
the stars and stripes
I mean maybe it's not maybe a lot of birds look like that
but I'm still gonna
pray falcon here we go prairie falcons
here we go lady prairie falcons
dude I went to a school in our mask
get this falcons dude i went to a school our mascot get this we'd eat falcons for breakfast
lunch and dinner we would eat them yeah with a machete the hatchet uh but yeah that is fun
pretty falcon maybe i like it maybe a lot of birds looks like that man that was a fun discovery
it was just wild to see it like on a car it's like that's not allowed you're not allowed to be on
cars don't you don't you shouldn't you be on like telephone poles or tree branches yeah do so
the only two spots birds are you're way too low like i was like borderline like scared of this
thing i was in a car i was like what if just flies i'm not i'm not rolling down my window and talk to jake
right now it's like when sharks are in shallow water it's like the whole ocean you're right here
you're choosing this come on get out of here we don't even taste good you don't you're even going to
like it you know what i just thought of for some reason and i can't believe i didn't write this down
in my podcast notes we were with scott watching the chief's game and
I was just out of nowhere.
He's like, dude, have you guys tried protein coffee?
We're like, no, I've heard that maybe it's good.
Where have you had it from?
He's like, I got it from Dutch brothers.
And we're kind of pausing for a little bit.
We're like, wait, Dutch bros.
He goes, yeah, why don't he just call it Dutch brothers?
Yeah, he did.
He kind of like had a moment with himself of like, yeah, why did I call it that?
Bradd was like, dude, I love, I love that they have raps now at Hawaiian brothers.
Yeah.
Or Brooks Bros.
Brooks Bros.
Brugs.
I bought that at Brooks Bros.
Like, all the different.
Dutch brothers.
That's brothers.
That was...
So formal.
That was in the basement reimagined.
Basement reimagined.
I like that.
I really clung to that.
Yeah, moved the TV in the basement.
Move the furniture around.
Basement reimagined.
Yeah, we watched the Chiefs game.
You know what I was like processing myself later that night?
I was like, Haddy was down there.
I was sitting next to Bo.
We were tapping Knucks.
we were talking chiefs, and all of a sudden they were gone.
Yeah.
Credit to you.
Like just in a moment's notice, you're like, hey, it's bedtime, and then they went to bed
and somebody didn't even notice.
Dude, they're, they're awesome.
They're great kids.
They, they know like, hey, the expectation is you get to watch some of it.
And then at the end of this, we're done and you're going.
Fear mongering.
Fear mongering.
When you see that commercial, you get up, you're out of here because there's a horror movie
commercial coming next.
Yeah, it's going to be real spooky up in here.
It's crazy how, like, and,
maybe this is me being like a soft dad like soft parent but I'm like they should not that that's
not be allowed on TV like that's a public news state or you know TV station that my kid could
be watching then they see that I don't think that's soft dad I think that's normal dad yeah it's like
a dad of young kids just like if I'm if if if the program that I've chosen to watch is rated
right the commercials can't be PG-13 I know elements of horror
and violence.
I know.
It's what's rated PG-13 for?
It's like this ad has been approved
for all audiences.
No, it hasn't.
Show me those audiences.
Show me them.
Because there is an element of fear
that should be,
like if it's straight up scary,
it should be PG-13.
Right?
And this is why I'm a big advocate
for like giving cookies away
to all these people.
Like, get to know me,
get to know your house,
base pen reimagined,
get to know you have young kids.
You don't need to see horror movie commercials.
Target your ads to you.
Throw a little paw patrol stuffed animal on there.
Now there's a front ad.
All of a sudden, they're like, we don't want to go to bed yet.
Yeah.
Now they're disobedient.
Yeah.
That's way better.
Yeah.
At least I have nightmares.
Truly, it was on YouTube TV, though, so it could have messed.
Yeah, it could have been better.
They could have done better.
Anyway, just every other commercial is, every other like commercial break has one of those ads in it.
It's like, what are we doing here?
I'm trying to think.
I'd be interested to see like a pie chart of, let's just call it.
So there's a, you know, control group, but it's like, in a while all the,
NFL is being played a pie chart of what the advertisers are because it feels like right now it's
beer insurance horror movies a lot of it yeah i was going to say i was thinking a state farm
progressive all those things nationwide i mean insurance is everywhere lee mo emu and dug yeah dude
insurance is kind of most of it yeah it's crazy they must make a lot of money off of us they must
all of them have huge i mean what progressives got peat manning state farms got
Patrick Mahomes, Megan Traynor, A-Lister.
Uh-huh, big time.
Topicals ever.
Dude, how about the one?
And this is one of those ones I, like, muted because I'm like, I don't want my kids to watch this.
And Scott's like, oh, I want to hear what this is.
Yeah, I know.
It's like, the stop Jewish hate one.
I was like, I don't know if my kids need to be.
Yeah, there was interesting that Scott asked to turn that back up before your kids were there.
It's like, Scott, read the room a little bit.
I don't think we need to teach my kids, you know, the people groups are hated yet.
Anyway, it's kind of wild.
But yeah, they sprinkle in a few of those
everyone's a while.
Yeah, every now and then you get a
humanitarian one.
He gets us.
But it's mainly insurance.
A lot of insurance.
Do you watch anything with commercials, Simon?
Not really.
Yeah.
Just like the occasional Hulu show
or something, it's like...
Yeah, basically.
Just like, not, definitely not a lot of live TV
with commercials.
Dancing with the stars.
Didn't catch it
Not yet
Nope
We watched something recently
I can't remember what it was now
But it had
It was like a free movie
That has commercials in between
You know
And it shows you how long
The commercial break is gonna be
And for whatever reason
That makes it so much worse
It'll be like 240 seconds
And it'll just be going down
It's like I do what you're talking about
Oh my gosh
That is
They're never gonna get through these commercials
You know what I mean?
Yeah
It is 120
It's like
Sing 240
in the middle of a movie.
It is kind of like,
it's like when you have a mobile app,
you're excited to download
and it says it's going to cost $1.99.
You're like, I'm not made of money.
Like, do we care that much
about the rest of this movie or not?
240 seconds, it's like, whoa.
But then I feel like,
I do like, it sets the expedition.
Like, all right, I can go to the bathroom.
And I can sit down and stay there a while.
But when you see it initially, you're like,
but the first 16 seconds of that is,
do I want to get up right now?
I could go to the bathroom,
maybe, do some dishes.
And I'm watching the clock.
That's moving pretty slow.
This is a slow 240.
Yeah, I guess I'll get up.
All right.
You know, it's just like a demoral.
Whereas obviously, if you see a 30 second one, okay, no problem.
Yeah.
But, man, those are long ones.
Where was I?
Vietnam, Australia.
Somewhere the stoplights gave you a little countdown.
I like that.
You kind of know how much screen time you get, basically.
That's fun.
Because every once in while you see that for the crosswalks.
Like you see a green.
Like sometimes I'm like, sometimes like speeding up like to make sure I don't, you know, hit the stale green.
Hey, we got a stale green light here.
But then you look over the crosswalk.
It's like 29 seconds.
We're like, oh, never mind.
We're fine.
Slow down a little bit.
We're fine.
I like kind of scoping out the entire intersection.
Okay, that line to turn is pretty long.
So they've probably been waiting the longest.
Where are the crosswalks at?
All right, they're probably going to go next.
I could go straight or left here based on all this information.
I'm going to get in this lane.
This one's going next.
Dude.
I love doing that.
Fire me up.
Yeah.
I'm with you, dude.
Dude, I love being on the spectrum.
no it's not spectrum it's like it's like gamifying everything yeah that's what it is it's just like
it's like there are 17 different routes to get home and i'm not going to take the same one ever
i mean not ever but you know what i mean like yesterday google maps had me going up goddard i was like
let's go goddard i'll try hardly no word but like every once in while you're like oh i think
i could i could swing in here yeah you see you see a guy in a let's call it a c list uh uh
Stop light.
You know, not a good left turn lane.
But you see two cars already there.
You're like, that thing's going.
Any second.
That's got a boss.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Get over there.
If you're coming home on China Mission Parkway and Neiman's got a red light,
I guess we're going up Neiman.
Yeah, we're turning right.
Yeah, we're going to turn right there.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
It is gamifying at all.
I'm a big Neiman guy.
I like driving past McLean, see how they're doing.
Neiman's nice.
Yeah.
Nice Neiman.
Quibira, you got the cemetery.
You got the Sim.
You have the simi.
Yeah.
Simi T.
Simi T's.
It's a bar.
It's only open on Halloween.
Anyway.
How do we talk about that?
We'll get to our game soon.
One last story and question for you guys.
We were, I think this is a couple
Chiefs games ago.
I think it's where we lost the Jaguars.
Mahomes throws a Hail Mary at the end.
Yeah.
Those are like 65 yards.
I make a point, I was like, well, we lost, but pretty far throw.
He threw it's 65 yards.
Rachel was like, how far could you throw a football?
I was like, it's not really something you ever do, but 40 yards, maybe?
And she goes, how far do you think I could throw a football?
And I was like, an NFL football, 15 yards.
She's like, come on, 15.
And I was like, I thought about your strength, your athleticism, it's about the size of the ball.
These NFL-sized balls, like, they're just huge.
I think that's what it is.
Yeah, is this a one and done?
That's a little weak.
Does she get to recalibrate and be like, oh, okay.
I messed it up there.
Yeah, so we're really going back and forth.
She's like, really only 15.
I was like, all right, maybe 50's a little low, but truly the ball is big.
I would give Rachel 26.
Okay.
I trust, she's an athlete.
Yeah, knows how to like transfer weight.
26, but she gets at least three throws.
I don't think the first one's going 26, but I think she's going to be like, oh, okay, that slipped out of my hands.
weird. Like five, six days later, I completely forgot about this whole conversation. I get a text
from her just in the middle of the day. What do you say we threw the pig skin around later?
Yeah. What a text. Yeah. We got it. It's so nice out. It's fall. Please throw the pigs get around
with me. So it was fun. We're out there playing catch. Just with that little ball that smells really good.
Okay. So a little smaller. We're just playing. We're not even thinking about the bat. We're just
truly just having a game of catch. Took a little picture of it. Wanted to remember this moment.
comes in handy
all over a few days later
it's like your yard need mode
and I was like I actually have a picture
of my yard
what do you think
he's like no
anyway
but I was like
oh wait the bet
let's see
I was like I have the chiefs
the barbecue sauce football
it's an NFL size football
let's go see
we stepped it off
she did two throws
both of them came in
right around 17 yards
really yeah
ball's big
ball is big
and this is like not
like a leathered up
yeah hardened dirty ball
this is like a rock solid ball.
And the grip is bad.
Grip bad.
Yeah.
So did you try?
We didn't step it off.
I got 17 yards, no problem.
I'd say 17 times three probably.
But I don't know if I could get 40 with an NFL ball.
It's huge.
Also, I'm to the point in my life where I'm scared to put myself through that extreme of us.
To do anything all out.
I think I would really hurt my arm for a long time.
Yeah, for the rest of our lives, anytime we're doing any like, hey, Gunner, Isaac,
like we're going to playola everyone gentleman's agreement we're going to go 80 percent yes that sounds
nice yes volleyball we're only jumping 80 percent of what we're capable of swimming 50 percent
just stay afloat and every once in a while you get that like guy that just graduated college that's
there stop ben which bin are you you young bin or old ben skinny bin big ben um yeah 100
like because like like i think i have to give it your all i think i think you and i could
throw the ball 40 yards. I do believe that.
A little warm up, a little crow hop.
However, I think later I would regret that.
Wouldn't you? Like, I'm just, I'm feeling, I'm feeling my arm, like, have a slightly
torn muscle just throwing that or thinking about that.
I think about that even just like if, if someone were to, like, if someone were like,
hey, I'd love to see you in time and just sprint and race.
I'll give you $100 who wins. It's like, I kind of don't want to go all out for that.
It just seems too risky. Just a sprint for like 100 yards.
You pull a hamstring? Yeah. Who knows?
what else you're out for a long time and then you it yeah it's like yeah I'm still
gonna have to cup later for it like 100% yeah I'm with you dude it's yeah like full exertion
like pickleball you could play high level pickleball without truly fully exerting yourself you kind
of just tiptoeing around out there you're squatting every now and then right but to fully sprint
or to fully throw something as hard as you can we don't really do that these days yeah I
I don't know.
I just think it's just not worth it.
It's like long toss, baseball, long toss, fun time.
Really fun.
When the arm's warmed up, that's a good time.
But then later on, it's like, oh, snap, I played long toss.
Way too long.
Is that ball waterlogged yesterday?
What we're playing with?
That's a great word.
You kind of don't use that word once you graduate high school baseball.
What?
Waterlogged.
I feel like, yeah, that was a big thing.
Oh, these balls are sitting out.
They're a water log.
All right, let's play a game.
All right, let's play a green game.
all right time and set it up introduce us dokey so shout out caleb solvin he sent me uh this
movie game so it's called poorly explained whoa whoa whoa why did he send you this oh yeah this was like
a thank you for my first time anything like this i recorded kind of like a cameo style thing for his son's
birthday shout justice all right uh which was like i was honored i was like i don't think i did a great
job but i i'd feel i don't know i just like kind of rambled for two minutes
two minutes oh yeah yeah that's it's called cameo yeah but it's i don't know i don't have the box
i think it's called another poorly explained movie and it's like little vague descriptions of movies
just like badly explaining you try to guess what movie it is so we've all we've all got a stack
oh got to see what happens and you said the first instruction for this game was to drink so yeah
i looked up the or had the rule paper and it was like there was a whole oh it took so many words
to explain the like normal version there was like casual
version. It was like, first, get a couple of drinks in you.
And I was like, okay.
That's the casual version. Thanks, Caleb. That's awesome. Thanks for sending that to our
19 year old producer, bro. That's awesome. Didn't proof free the instructions.
You're talking about SBU Sprite. Green glass of Sprite. Yeah. Maybe I'll waffle with it.
So yeah, I guess who wants to start? Um, I'll start. All right. This is a, this is an example of one
that you guys aren't going to get. Awesome. A man reunites with his childhood best friend on the
Battlefield.
I bet it's a dog movie.
I don't know if,
I don't know if Jake's seen this.
I'm gonna guess,
I'm gonna guess Jake hasn't seen it.
Everyone's heard of it.
Everyone has heard of it.
Warhorse.
Warhorse.
Was it actually?
Yes.
What is that?
I've actually seen this movie.
I think Steven Spielberg.
Yeah.
Wanted some Oscars, I think.
Never seen it.
But I think it was okay.
Hint.
Just in case you want to guess.
They're an animal.
Oh
Airbud
Nope
Time we got it
Warhorse
Dang it
Okay
I'll pull up
My first card
Um
A woman
Let me take a drink real quick
Go for it
Yep
You have to
A woman with Stockholm
Syndrome
Causes the death
Of a town hero
Timon you didn't even get me
On camera
Oh no
I didn't even see it
No go ahead
It wasn't on my camera
I didn't know you're going for it
Was it on my meta glasses
I took a drink
How I drank everything
yeah a woman with stockholm syndrome causes the death of a town hero
this is a movie we've seen stockholm syndrome that means like you hate being inside is that right
or you go crazy being inside nope that it was like you hate i mean zach would just talk me and
like just recently like remembered what it meant it's like kind of i think like falling in love
with your captor or something oh like a woman with stockholm syndrome causes the death of a town
hero.
The Grinch.
No.
Beating these.
Yes.
Gaston dies?
I think I kind of forgot, but yeah, he totally does.
I think he, like, falls from the castle roof or something like that.
I'll drink to that.
To Gaston.
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GRKC. That is not limit one per customer. That is forever. They have different options. You can
get blends. You can get decaf. You can get fall coffee flavors or other flavors. They're all good.
You'll like them all. I hate to navigate away from the script because it's not really what we do here.
but I had decaf coffee at like 9 p.m.
the other night at this nice restaurant.
Really liked it.
I think I'm going to kind of a decaf guy.
Dude, dessert coffee is nice.
That's fun.
Back to the script.
Oh, uh, Mastroasters.com.
promo code GRKC.
All right, Jake, go ahead, man.
A boy is really good at growing fruit.
That's it.
Oh, James and the Giant Peach.
Good, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Drink to that.
All right, my next one.
You look like when a dog takes a drink out of a bowl.
You're like, did you even, it's mainly on your chin.
A young man defies town morals in a barn.
Passion of the Christ.
Is it?
The story of Jesus' birth.
Does it bother anyone else that these things are like off, off center?
Yeah.
Caleb.
This is your fault.
Wait, are they?
Thanks a lot.
What's offset?
The, like, framing of this thing.
Oh, it's a little bit cockyed, isn't it?
Yep.
A young man defies town.
morals in a barn.
Huh.
A boy in a barn
disobeys the town.
See biscuit.
I'll give you a hit.
It's a horse again.
It's horse again.
Hint is while dancing.
Footloose.
Gosh.
You got to cut loose.
Oki-dokey.
My goal is to get one.
A kid offers a prisoner
a chocolate bar and they both end up saving the day.
Boyd striped pajamas.
No, sir.
I've never seen it.
A kid offers a what?
A kid offers a prisoner, a chocolate bar,
and they both end up saving the day.
I haven't seen this movie, but we've all heard of it.
Charlie the Chalka Factory.
I mean, that's a guest, but he's not a prisoner, is he?
It's truly that's too easy.
My favorite chocolate bar.
Okay, don't tell us.
A kid offers a prisoner.
Yeah.
A chocolate bar.
A kid offers a prisoner.
The prisoner is the thing that they want to, like, trip you up.
Yeah, it's like it's not a real prisoner.
This is like when Nemo was in the fish tank.
kid offers a
toy story three he was
imprisoned say it again time of daycare a kid
offers a prisoner or a chocolate bar and they both
end up saving the day hint
one a hint yes there's a pirate ship
I don't know if that's a good hint
I haven't seen the movie
there's a pirate ship
pirate ship hey you want a candy bar
Will Turner I don't eat any candy bars
Palais
Paulet Palais
no candy I have no idea
you best believe in the
Goonies.
Sure.
Sure.
Okay.
I love the Goonies.
I should have gotten that.
Never seen it.
I know it was a classic.
It is awesome.
You know if you guys had seen it.
It is awesome.
Okay.
I've been told by many people to watch the Goon.
It is awesome.
Yeah.
Got to get through School of Rock first sometime.
Whose term?
My term?
I don't care.
All right.
I don't know that one.
You don't know that.
Flash dance.
I heard of it?
Don't know it.
All right.
No.
Inappropriate.
Caleb, come on.
All right. Two brothers save an orphanage by holding a concert. Tough. Two brothers.
Oh, black guys. Black guys? Oh, no. Just the riddle here. Just brothers is key word.
Two brothers. They save a, wait. Save an orphanage by holding a concert.
Ooh. Save an orphanage. S&L skit back in the day.
Nine at the Rocksbury.
Farther back in the day
It's a wonderful life
Primary color
That we weren't getting into colors
Oh
Brothers
I've no idea
What's primary color?
Red, blue yellow
Okay, second primary color
Blue
Orange green purple
No
Second
Blue green
Oh what
Sorry
The Green Mile
Blue's brothers
Oh blues brothers
Oh blues bros
Oh, Jake, never seen it.
Now it would naturally be your turn
in the order that we've been going in course, isn't it?
A spoiled
Out of water.
Royal survives an attempted assassination.
Ooh.
This one's tough.
What's a movie about a spoiled royal?
Spoil raw.
Spora.
It's got to be a Disney or something like that.
This is the Lion King.
Ooh.
No.
That's a good guess.
That sounds like.
Attempted assassination
I guess
That's a good guess
His dad
Run Simba
The hint is that it's animated
Okay
Kind of already on that track
Yeah
Okay say it again
A spoiled royal
A spoiled royal
survives an attempted assassination
Are we thinking of spoiled
Is in like
In the right way
Yeah yeah right
That's not the word
That trips you up
Spoiled Royal
Is assassination
What's probably the weird one?
Yeah I mean it's like
animated yeah it's a kids movie right okay let's think of we're talking aladdin we're talking
jungle book peter pan uh attempted i believe it was not disney or pixar oh okay this is one of the other
ones shrek uh huh is there what oh hints animated came out the year 2000
came out in the year 2000 um do you think we've all seen it i don't know guess not i think i've seen it
if it's 2000.
Yeah.
Shark sale.
Let me tell you.
Yeah.
Emperor's new groove.
Oh, it's Disney.
I love that movie.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Hey, that's on me.
I thought I should have gotten that.
That's one my favorite movies.
Oh, wrong lover.
That's a great one.
Okay.
I have no more water.
Don't know this one.
Okay.
Inappropriate.
Thanks, Caleb.
A son grows up with two foster dads before avenging his real dad's murder.
I'm really bad at this.
A son grows up with two foster dads.
Secondhand lines.
What's that?
Secondhand lines.
Nope.
You almost need to do this in a group of like 10.
You need like more brains, more heads in the huddle.
Or at least good brains.
Good brains.
Hint?
We talked about this second ago.
There's one of the guesses.
Lion King.
Yeah.
Talked about this a second ago.
Two foster dads.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Tumont and Puba being foster dads is a stretch.
I agree.
They were the same age.
They were kind of like older brothers.
Yeah, it was like one just graduated, one's still in high school.
Puma was 21.
They were saying that he was like 21 on the cusp of 22.
Yeah.
Timoan, I think was.
So it was like 19 and it was like 16, 17, 17.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So foster parent.
Timon, stop.
A standoffish loner.
falls in love while on a work trip.
Standoffish, loner.
This just describes like a rom-com.
2001.
Falls in love on a work trip.
Castaway.
No.
Oh, loner?
Falls in love?
I work alone.
I don't know if he says that exactly.
Yeah, what is that?
Dang it, what is that?
Yeah, I've seen that.
I've seen that.
I work alone.
Batman says that.
I work alone.
Um, I don't know if he says our work, well, uh, do you think I've seen this?
I was about say 100%. I don't know for sure, but okay.
This is, this is like one of the best movies at all time.
Oh.
And by that, I mean, Casablanca.
A standoffish loaner falls in love on a work trip.
He is, he's on a work trip trying to kill somebody.
Goodness.
And by somebody, I mean, not a person, a creature.
Ace Ventura.
No.
The Matrix.
He's going up to the top of something to kill this thing.
this is going to be so obvious yeah um the hint is way too easy so i'm not going to give you the
hint the other hint is secondary color but that's not in the answer it's just purple very orange
green green that's the hit shrek yeah nice what was the hint he lives in a swamp oh
A standoffish loner.
I was living a work trip.
I've maybe seen Shrek.
Wow.
But maybe not.
Do you think Shrek is like one of like the best movies?
Of our like era.
Yeah, it was a great movie.
I know.
Like I think it's going to go down in history.
I hope so.
Great movie.
Good job. Dream works.
Yes.
This one's for Brad.
Sorry, Timon.
No problem.
An overbearing mom tries to keep her son from playing foosball.
Fuzball.
Fuseball.
Did I know it?
Oh, come on.
I think this one just, like, describes the plot.
Overbearing mom.
Oh, I'm sorry for not knowing this, guys.
Overbearing.
So he's like...
There's like no play on words.
It's just like...
Maybe you haven't seen it.
Well, even then, I should know it.
I don't know.
Give me hit.
Adam Sandler.
I don't think I know.
Is it Waterboy?
Waterboy.
So I've never seen that.
Oh!
That's okay.
That might be the only movie of that...
No, I haven't seen a few of them, but...
Yeah, that was a different type of clue.
That is basically the plot of the movie.
Okay.
My son won't be playing no foosball.
Oh, because she says...
She calls football foooseball.
She has a bayou accent.
I see.
A former FedEx delivery man becomes an unlicensed...
Castaway!
An unlicensed dentist.
Nailed it.
I was it.
Yep.
Been waiting for castaway.
Unlicensed dentist?
Never seen.
seen that one either. No. Same. I need to. I need to. I need to. I heard that it was so
like so little dialogue and I was like, who would want to watch that? What? No, that does
not. Is that not true? I don't know. No, I'm saying that. You can, a movie can be good with
a little dialogue. Obviously. Yeah. Ever seen Beowulf? I haven't. I've read the book.
Never seen it. Oh, my turn.
You're not going to know. Sister Act was the answer. Have you seen that? No.
Not super well.
All right.
Okay.
A kid steals a collectible from his stepdad and loses it.
Hmm.
Say again.
A kid steals a collectible from his stepdad.
Oh,
Sandlot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
See that one, timing?
No.
I have not.
Well, let's run it back with the similar one.
An ex-hockey player tries a new sport in order to save his grandma.
Hmm. You know what?
Happy Gilmore?
Yep.
Wow.
How did you know it?
I don't know. I think I've heard that had to do with hockey.
Good job. Hang up. Golf, right?
Hockey tryouts are in. Whatever.
Three, six, four more days.
Okay, I'm gonna, um, I haven't seen this.
A teen bad boy tries to reform through sports to win back his girl.
Every movie.
Tried to reform through sports?
Yeah, it tries to reform through sports to win back his girl.
Karate kid. No.
Reform.
Bill, or, uh, what's it called?
Teen Wolf.
Hint, it's a musical.
Oh, gosh.
Probably high school musical.
No.
High school musical two.
Nope.
High school musical three, the streets.
Back in the streets, yeah.
It's a musical.
I haven't seen this.
I think it's a classic, though.
The musical about the sports.
The rom-com with the sports.
I would have seen a musical about sports, I think.
This would have had the straight white male community going crazy.
I think it's got John Travolta.
Greece?
Yeah.
huh not familiar with it i didn't know if you guys have seen it i don't know i think i've seen it enough
times to know it but i don't remember i'm doing any sports huh and that was the trick uh could be
a man impersonates a teacher and kidnaps a group of children for free labor
i don't know you got you should know because you use your assignment to watch it i don't think
you ever did school rock that's correct and um
All right. A scientist's father misplaces his little kids.
Oh, honey, I strike the kids?
Yeah.
Dang. I haven't seen it, but.
His little kid, yeah.
That's nice.
You see that one?
No, I don't think I ever did.
Like at one point, they're tiny kids and then there's massive aunt.
It's like disturbing.
All right.
Terrible movie.
Oh.
A man gets out of an office party by thwarting domestic terrorists.
I bet this is like the Avengers or something.
I haven't seen it.
1988.
Oh.
I don't know if you've seen it, but it's awesome.
Gets out of an office party?
It's a holiday office party, Christmas.
A man gets out of an office party by thwarting domestic terrorists.
Every guy I can think of doesn't really have domestic terrorists.
I don't know.
Die hard.
Oh, yeah, I never seen it.
So good, dude.
Highly recommend it.
This one's for Scott and the audience, and Brad, and Timon.
A forgotten briefcase leads to a dead owl and a bunch of IOUs.
Dumb and dumber.
Correct.
Nice.
Still haven't seen it.
Timon, have you ever seen the movie?
I don't even know how to pronounce it exactly.
Amel.
Amelai?
I think Amelie.
I've heard of it.
I haven't seen it.
Me neither.
I just, it's always like.
A lot of these.
Man, it's like, this is reminding me
how many movies, at least I
haven't seen. A young child
ends up being a real monster.
Grinch.
It's animated.
A young child ends up being
Incredibles.
Is it? Yeah. Sweet.
Sorry. I nodded in a audio podcast.
Yeah.
I got one.
A man's attempt to reset society
is ruined by a grummel.
A grumpy loner.
Man, terrible description.
A man's attempt to reset a society.
Is ruined by a grumpy loner.
They like a word loner.
Yeah.
Castaway.
It is castaway.
Yeah, it was somehow in my stack.
Awesome.
Um,
ah.
Ruin by a grumpy loner.
Reset society.
What did that mean?
My hint is going to be Christopher Nolan.
Oh.
Memento or...
Who's trying to reset society and what?
Is it Inception?
No.
I'm guessing the Grumpy Loner's probably Michael Kane
because it's a Christopher Nolan movie.
Yeah, maybe it's a...
A grumpy loner.
Some people just want to watch the...
Is that it? Is it Batman?
It is, yeah, the Dark Night.
Okay.
I guess reset society is just what Batman is trying to do.
And then the grumpy loner is supposed to be.
the Joker.
Because the Hymn says he's a clown.
Oh, okay.
Actually, maybe the Joker is supposed to be resetting society
and Batman is the grumpy loner.
Yeah.
I was thinking Harvey Dent was the guy
trying to reset society.
A girl with small feet goes to a big party.
Scott?
Um,
girl with small feet goes to a big party.
Scott, when he got to
BYU.
A girl with small feet.
Yeah.
This one's pretty big.
Yeah.
But it works for the movie.
No idea.
I'm so bad.
It's a classic animated movie.
Classic animated.
Oh.
Oh, classic animated.
Oh, oh.
Cinder.
Cindor.
Yeah.
Yep.
That's good.
The good hint.
You should have got that one.
A woman falls for her arched
nemesis via email.
If you think of email, you think of one movie.
You've got mail? Correct. Is that what it is?
No. So good.
Watch it, guys. Okay.
So good. Good.
Awesome.
I don't know if you guys have seen this, but it just says loner again.
A grumpy loner adopts three girls.
Seven brides for seven brothers.
No. It's got to be something, Batman, because I said I described him earlier.
Turned out Rises. No. I didn't even listen. Say it again.
A grumpy loner adopts three girls.
Oh, we got this.
series of unfortunate events no oh aren't you three in there sounded good never seen it
read the book 18 years ago a grumpy loner which is a reset society with three adopted
girl yeah yeah three adopted girls cinderella again no dark nice cinderella rises
another hint please animated like recent animated more pretty recent yeah no yeah just all the recent
Okay.
Not Disney.
Soul.
No.
Brave.
Nope.
Inside out.
Not Disney.
That's Pixar and Disney.
What's the one with the Fox and Shakira things in it?
Fox and Zootopia.
Fox and the Hips.
You have like a silly, goofy movie that led to like annoying, cultural...
Dispickle me.
Yeah.
Never.
Don't think I've seen it.
I haven't seen it either.
I've seen parts of it because I know the beginning.
I'm having a bad, bad day.
An old man kidnaps a Boy Scout.
Pervert.
What?
Oh, up.
Good afternoon.
Yeah.
Love that movie.
To Catch a Predator,
season one.
Dude, so many of these I haven't seen.
I would pay somebody $1,000 if they can get
30 of these right in a row.
Oh, yeah.
That's a safe bet.
Yeah.
A man wears sunglasses to protect himself from amnesia.
that's what protects him from amnesia.
That's what they, in this movie.
I haven't seen it, The Matrix?
No.
Oh, good guess.
I haven't seen this.
I'm going to guess Jake has, but I'm not sure.
It's from 1997.
Okay.
They do this to make you forget things.
Men in black?
Correct.
Seen it?
Yep, that's a good description.
A son is disappointed in his lawyer father, so he makes a wish.
Lyer, liar.
Yes.
Oh.
Nice.
That was a good one.
so for five minutes
I've had this idea
that like actually all right
I'm going to find a movie
and I'm going to give you my own description of it
look at the stack of movies I haven't seen
I'm just going through I haven't seen it
haven't seen it haven't seen it
that's what I'm saying like not only
not only do you have to have seen all these movies
you have to like be able to be creative enough
to think outside the box
yeah like you have to be able to have seen
Amelay and Little Nicky
what about houseboat from 1958
you'd be familiar with that
houseboat yeah I don't
They didn't have houseboats back then.
That was futuristic.
Yeah.
You have to know that one and you have to know dumb and dumber.
Wow.
This is probably really great for like movie buffs,
but it is just like,
Vertigo from 1958,
the usual suspects.
Bringing up baby from 1938.
Pete's Dragon from 1977.
These are all in a row.
You got the difficult fact.
I got a stack to it, I get.
A toddler terrorizes an entire city,
2001, animated.
Okay, we got that.
this. A toddler.
Terrorizes
an entire city. I bet
it's like just a big
creature, but it just happens to be young or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Terrorized the entire city. Animated?
No. Or not?
Animated, yeah.
Terrorizes it. 2001?
2001. Scary feet.
Scary feet.
Scary feet.
Oh.
Is Monsters Inc?
Yeah.
that was 2008. Huh.
A boy is abandoned by his family, so
he ruins their house.
Brad, you got this. All alone?
Yep, yep, yep, yep. So good.
That's exactly what happens.
A mother tries to, no.
Well, maybe timing. A mother tries to button her
daughter up. Annie. Coraline.
Yeah, Coraline. What the heck is that?
I haven't seen it, but...
Why did you get that one so quick?
You haven't even seen it.
Is it appropriate, Caleb?
I'm not reading that one. Nice try.
Okay, why'd you probably
use inappropriate ones in this game?
Caleb, why'd you make this game and make us play it?
Can you please?
Yeah.
All right.
Finally found a movie that I've seen.
Good grass.
Time it hasn't, probably.
So just a one-on-one game.
Men
Fighting over Magic.
Wait.
Who's that?
That's my description.
description. I got a guess.
Okay. The prestige?
Yes. Oh, I haven't seen it.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Topsy-turvy. I love that movie.
It is a really good movie. Yeah. I kind of unfortunately know the ending.
Wait, who's that? Or at least I know a semblance of the...
There's nothing important in the ending.
Yeah, it's like the whole thing, right?
Hey, hand up, egg on my face. I'd be willing to take the blame. I might have earned that for you.
When we did the grande boo, magic that...
trick thing. I was like, I'm going to do this, isn't this,
just like the prestige, thinking, sure that you've seen it.
Yeah. Ruined it.
Yeah. Shoot. But also, the movie was old
enough where if I really wanted to see it, I would have seen it.
I was going through these cards, and I think one of them
spoiled the ending of Dead Poets Society to me, which I haven't seen yet.
So, it's too bad.
It's too bad.
All right.
Brad's seen it. Time and probably not.
My description is, uh,
don't die on me dad
that's that's the first
hint
we can go further
I got no clue
don't die on me dad
come on dad
next
what's that
I think that was the sound of a school bus
I don't know
Jake Jake maybe doesn't know the movies I've seen
you got to see this one
all right let me do better
All right, so we have don't die on me, Dad, the sound of a school bus.
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Oh, hey, she's fighting.
Million dollar, baby.
Oh, whoa, those are hands.
That's more dancing than fighting.
Oh, oh, very good dancing, yeah.
Yeah.
Don't die of me, dad, with a school bus and a dancer.
The movie was Hot Rod.
I'll do better.
Oh, for whatever reason, the Don't Die on Me Dad
sounded like a girl to me.
Oh, sorry about that.
Don't die on me, Dad.
Oh, that was a good, that was a good, uh, or, uh, hot rod.
A man travels to New York City in order to meet his birth father.
Oh, elf.
Yeah, great one.
All right, this is one for you guys.
A young man hits things with sticks to win an angry, bald man's love.
A young man hits things with sticks.
Oh, credit kit.
No.
I thought you guys would get this instantly.
Hits things with sticks.
Yeah, what in the world?
It's probably like a baseball thing.
No, it's not a baseball thing.
It's for you, too.
I thought that too, but a young man hits things with sticks.
Oh, yes.
Oh, whiplash.
Yeah.
Such a good movie.
Are you rushing or are you dragging?
You should do that one for.
That's topical for pickleball.
Get to the kitchen.
Yeah.
Too fast.
Are you rushing or what do they call it?
A speed up?
They call it that.
Yeah.
I'm trying to do what Jake did and think of like a cool description.
Don't die on me, dad.
Let's see.
Come eat your dinner.
Come eat your dinner.
Nothing yet.
Okay.
Come to the dance with me.
Come to the dance with me.
Someone is like Tourette's.
They have to say everything twice.
Come to the dance with me.
Sometimes three times.
Come to eat your dinner.
Go eat your dinner.
Come to the dance with me.
You're so fat.
You're a fat lard.
Come get your dinner.
Yeah.
Come get your dinner.
Talking to the little thing.
That's fun.
Here's a getable one.
Two women.
and fight to the death
over a pair of shoes
sister of the traveling pants
no
over a pair of shoes
Cinderella again
a pair of shoes
warmer
sleeping
what happens
the shoes
pair of shoes
pair of shoes
oh Wizard of Oz
there it is
yeah oh my gosh
they are women aren't they
you don't see gender
witches are women too
um nope
You guys seen Pulp Fiction?
I've not.
Doubt it.
Good timing.
Cruel intentions?
Doubt it.
Wedding planner?
Maybe, but not well enough to know it on a thing like this.
Coming to America, doubt it.
This is a good one.
This is for the audience.
Play along.
All right.
A scientist almost causes incest.
This is a really good description.
Oh, uh, wait, no.
No, I'm thinking of a different incest movie.
I was like a Star Wars.
Wasn't that?
A scientist.
Almost.
Almost causes incest.
Almost.
This is great.
What's the movie about a scientist?
Scientist is not the main character in this movie.
Gotcha.
Any other clues?
Hint, it says, he has a fancy car.
This movie came out in the 80s.
Back to the future.
Yes.
Nice.
It's fun.
That's right.
I haven't seen.
Marty was,
thought his mom was a babe, right?
I think she was coming on to him.
Is that what it is?
Wow.
Marty?
I think I've only seen that.
Calvin Fine underwear.
All right.
I think that movie is just perpetually
on my parents' direct TV.
Back to the future,
the fugitive.
Yeah, they're always going.
A man tricks a disabled woman
into marrying him.
A man tricks a disabled woman.
You mentioned this in the last episode.
as one of the women that you are comparing
Caitlin's workout person to.
Not the man or the disabled woman,
but you mentioned the movie.
Who would the disabled woman be?
What in the world?
This woman forgets.
Oh, yeah, 51st dates.
Yeah.
Nice.
I wouldn't recommend it if you haven't seen it already.
All right, haven't.
Never will.
You wouldn't recommend 51st dates?
No.
I mean, it's fine.
I didn't regret watching it, but no.
I think, I like that, because then it's like there's all these other movies,
like School of Rock, I'm going to watch before Fifty First States, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even, like, I'll get around to that first.
There's even, I like Big Daddy a lot more in school, right?
Mr. D.
Or, sorry, 54 States.
Yeah.
Mr. Deeds more.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's not bad.
Hey.
Good to know.
And that has been another poorly explained movie.
by Caleb Sullivan.
Thanks, Caleb.
So,
and this is another game.
Thanks, Caleb.
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I just want to let everyone know.
I've officially, I've been toying with it.
I've been going back and forth.
I've officially converted to Bluetooth car play.
I was using only corded.
I was insistent on corded.
And finally, just the other day, I was like,
I'm just going to use the Bluetooth because my cord wasn't in the car.
I'm here.
I'm here to stay.
How is the latency corded versus non?
It kills me.
It's a little late.
And I don't like it.
That's the hardest part, especially when podcast ads come on and you try to
fast forward or you want to change a song or whatever.
You second guess if you press the button or not because there's no action.
That's one thing I'd like to see modern society get a hold of better.
Let's speed up the Bluetooth delay.
I'll say this.
My Apple CarPlay Bluetooth latency is much longer than like if it's just connected to Bluetooth.
Yeah.
Like if I'm just Bluetoothing, like through the truck, it works fine.
It's almost unnoticeable.
It does seem like not all Bluetooth is created.
cool like your AirPods to your phone yeah that's Bluetooth I mean that's almost seamless but yeah you get
in a car maybe a sound bar or something yep and there's a big delay so but I just want to let everyone
know I'm a I'm a Bluetooth car play guy now so if you're curious out there yes I can use Apple pay
when I'm going through a drive-thru now and not have to stop listen to my podcast so that part is
nice yeah I wrote down some really dumb half big business ideas we don't need to spend too much time
on them. Okay. If we, but if we want, if we're inspired, go, go crazy. Uh, soup and a cone.
Okay. You get to feel how warm the soup is. Okay. And it's like a double walled cone probably.
It's not going to leak out. Yeah. The bottom. But yeah, just like soup and a cone. You get to blow on it.
And you just like, oh, it's so warm. It's like kind of what a hot chocolate does for you.
What if you did kind of like a, yeah, I like that. Um, kind of like, eat it afterwards. Like you, you do like the
solid part of the soup on top, like make it like to where you can, yeah, you can chew on the
top of there. Still throw some chicken in there. Yeah, you get, you get the protein on top and then
you get the rest of the soup. Are we thinking sweet cone or are we trying to like go salty on it?
I think, uh, yeah, more savory cone. Okay. The cone could be the protein. You get done with
a soup. It's chicken cone. I like that a lot. I think that's, I think that's easy to replicate.
I don't know if we have the science to make a chicken cone, but I'd like to put some money towards it.
we'll figure it out. There's scientists out there. Next, uh, stand up desk. Like a comedy.
Yes. Okay. It also stands up for itself. Okay. Yeah. If it's been standing for too long or for
things, you're not utilizing it properly. Yeah. It's like it could stand. It could sit. It's also
willing to stand up to you. Okay. Stand up desk. Um, third. Hey, that really was it. Sorry.
Refriger mirror. Okay. At various times, like,
It's an AI mirror.
It kind of knows whether you should be, like, snacking or going back to the fridge.
So it's not, like, at 10 p.m., it shuts off.
But, like, at various times, you go in the fridge, and it's just a, you don't see food.
It just turns into a mirror.
And you see where you look like.
I think that's genius.
And you're like, oh, my gosh.
No, always.
Look at me.
I think it should be on all the time.
And it should be, like, a fun house mirror to make you look just slightly worse than you really.
Bigger than you are.
Like, not like, not like to the point where it's like obviously like, okay, this is clearly distorted.
But it's not like, uh, doing you any favors.
Because there's some full-length mirrors where daddy looks nice.
And then I'm like, I don't think I'm, I don't think I'm, I don't think I'm looking like that.
Yeah.
So like the opposite of that where it's just like, are you sure?
Because this is how you get, this is how you got there.
Yeah.
So maybe.
It's like a late at night fridge run.
Like lighting's never good anyway.
So you're not going to look great.
You're going to look gross.
You know, it's like you're, you're, you're in your.
pajamas you don't need and then do like a skinny skinny mirror next to something that like like next
to the water next to the sink yeah it's all AI so it like knows what you're thinking so it knows
if you're going to grab a vegetable or water and then it changes which mirror it is okay good
and it just does it all AI fridge mirror fridge mirror sounds like somewhere that you're like
from like you're you're from like outside of Seattle Washington yeah I'm in the fridge mirror
area. Have you ever been up to Traverse City? Okay, well, Fridgemere's like right next to it.
It's like, it's like, people will be like going there for vacation in a couple of years, trust
me. Like, get on in Frisdemeer why you can't.
What else I got here in this little notes up?
We talked about this in Colorado, I think. I don't know if we talked about it on the podcast,
but our wives just like, the exact scenario you gave in Colorado happened.
this Sunday on the way to church. Our goal is to leave at 8.30. We get out of the house and,
you know, we're like driving. We're like a minute down the road. We're going to go, hey, 846. Not
bad. Which is like, almost word for word, but Brad said him and Catherine do. That is, that's a lot
farther. Catherine would say it. But yes, 100% like, like, we're leaving, we're going out of town this
weekend to see my, to go to my sister's house. And, you know, I can imagine, Catherine, me, like,
let's leave by nine. And then if we're like pulling out of the driveway,
It's 907.
Hey, 907, not bad.
Right.
Well, it's not the time we tried to leave by.
Like, anyway.
Yeah, that was kind of funny that happened.
It was like, yeah.
All the time.
I mean, yeah, it could have been worse.
846.
846.
Not too bad.
That's the direct quote.
It's one of those things where I just, I just have to just love Catherine through it
because it's just so frustrating for me.
And I'm sure there's times where I'm like, I'm so frustrating to her.
I'm just like, how do you not see?
this coming that we were we're running late here that that you know this happens a lot that we're
running I mean and she is doing a lot more than I am whenever we have to go get out the door
to go places but it is so funny when it's like yeah we're close so therefore we win
honestly yeah great job everyone and probably what it is is in her head in their heads like they
give themselves like yeah if we leave at 8.45 but I didn't yeah we'll be fine but let's say 830
and then we'll be even better.
And then it works.
Cassidy Miles posted something to her story this week.
That was so funny.
I mean,
it was just someone else's tweet,
but it was like every morning
I will wake up an hour before I need to leave
and then I will make some of the worst time management decisions
you've ever seen.
Something like that.
We're just like, yeah, we are all doing this.
Yep.
It doesn't matter how much time you gave yourself.
Like, I will make some questionable choices
to make myself late.
Well, because is there a feeling in your head?
Like, whenever you know you're going to have,
especially in the morning.
The morning is tougher
because it's like you get up,
you're going, you have time,
and then you look and you're like,
I need to leave by seven.
And it's like 618.
You're like,
what am I going to do for 30 minutes?
I'm not going to open up Adobe Premiere.
I mean,
how much can I get done in 20 minutes?
And so then all of a sudden,
you're just wasting time.
It'll take me five minutes to get dressed.
So I've got about 15 minutes.
And it's like, crap,
did it really take me seven minutes
to put on my socks or what happened here?
All I did was brush my teeth.
All of a sudden, it's 706.
I'm like, crap.
I got to go, Kath.
I love you.
it is for me. It's not ever learning how long it takes me to do the right before you get out of the
house. So I said, like, all right, I got something at eight. So it takes 20 minutes to get there and you leave
at 740. So it's 735. I'm like, all right, let me kind of grab my things and whatever. And that is
where it doesn't take me five minutes. Learn better. Yes. Pack up beforehand. Yeah, I think that I often
forget when I'm going with my kids that it takes a while for the kids to get buckled in. Like I think
I think that's just part of the travel time.
It's like 12 minutes of church.
So therefore, if you leave, you know,
trying to get there at 6.30, leave at 618.
We're good.
No, no, you go out the door at 618.
You're out to leave until 622.
You forgot about the buckle.
No, yeah.
It's ridiculous.
And who's fighting to open up the door first and all this stuff?
When is AI going to make a self-buckling devices?
Yeah.
I would endorse that.
I had a fun moment with Bo.
And hopefully it'll be fun with Howdy.
tonight as well.
I'm coaching their basketball teams.
It doesn't start until January,
but they have like these like camp evaluation,
kind of like, almost like tryout kind of things.
All right.
For the kindergartners, it's not really tryouts
because it's just like kindergartners
don't know how to do anything yet.
Gotcha.
So like they just go through like a camp
of like here's some very basic
like introductory introductory things for basketball.
Here's what a chess pass is,
bounce pass.
all these different things.
Dude, the fundamentals.
That's kind of fun to be there to relearn.
Yeah.
So I was like in charge of helping Bo and like, we'll call it 10 other kids go through
these stations for like, I think it was from six to seven 30 hour and a half.
So it was, it made me be like, okay, this coaching thing is going to be a little bit more
difficult than I thought.
These kids are kind of rowdy.
And an hour and a half of thinking of stuff.
And it wasn't really me.
I mean, we were going around stations of like, they were people were,
helping us with these stations and stuff.
But one of them was we had to go and get all their heights
because they said back, like they realized like in kindergarten,
like the best skill that you can have is just how tall you are.
For just the rebound.
And so at least all the kids that I measured,
Bo was the shortest one, which I didn't,
I don't think of him as like especially short.
But now I'm like, Bo's getting cut.
Bo's 44 inches.
Everyone else is 46, 47, a half, 48.
You may not ride this ride.
The ride is the basketball team.
And so that was kind of interesting.
I was like, okay, I always thought you'd be more like a power for it.
I guess you're a point guard.
Bo, you pipsqueak, dude?
Why didn't you tell me?
What did this happen?
But it was fun, dude.
So the first station we go to, you know, they have this rotation of all these different kids.
There's probably a hundred kids there.
Maybe not that.
It's a ton of people.
Our church does a really good job of like knowing how to do everything.
But the first station's passing.
Second station is like learning how to play defense.
Like shuffle your feet kind of thing.
Yeah.
And like getting a stance.
Third station is scrimmage.
All right.
You got chest pass?
All right.
You're good to play.
It was like and we didn't, we went from scrimmage to then we did like a
Devo time.
We did something else.
I can't remember what the other thing was.
And then we learned how to shoot and dribble.
And like, I'm like, we should have done the scrimmage at the end.
And so literally the scrimmage was exactly like you would think it would be for somebody
who just learned how to chess pass.
Looks like soccer.
I mean.
It was unbelievable.
Like I was, it was a eight-minute long scrimmage, two, four-minute little periods.
And I bet I talked for eight minutes straight the whole time.
Dribble, dribble, dribble.
Okay, get on your person.
Get on your, like, younger man, get in front of it.
Go get the ball.
Get it, get it.
Tie-your-short of.
Pull your pants up.
Okay, you need to pass in.
You know, you need to do this.
He's barking.
Oh, the whole time.
I'm like, this is what's going to look like, I think.
And so then, like, some kid would get the ball.
He'd just start running like it was a football.
down the, no, you got dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.
You haven't taught me dribbling yet.
Shoot it! Shoot it!
You know, it was just like insanity.
Bo was not very aggressive, which was a little bit of like a, okay, we got to work this out.
He was just standing there.
I was like, Bo, Bo, your person has the ball.
Go get him, you know, whatever.
Bo, the ball's right?
Like, there was one time this girl, like, had the ball was dribbling and then just put the ball down to, like, fix her shoe, and no one went and got the ball.
Well, you got have a shoe issue.
Obviously, you take care of that.
She's basically just like, oh, just a second, yeah.
Just sat the ball.
She's like, get the ball!
Oh, get the ball!
You know?
So it's going to be fun.
I think Bo's already like kind of catching this fever.
Like, they gave every single kid a basketball and it has where you should put your
hands to shoot the ball.
Oh, that's great.
And so he's like trying to do that.
So Hattie has kind of like a similar thing tonight where it's like tryout kind of thing.
Are you coaching that as well?
I'm assistant coach for Hattie.
They don't let you be a head coach for both.
So, uh, anyway,
Too much power for one moon.
Right.
It's going to be fun.
It's going to be a fun season.
But yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, Keep us posted.
That's so fun.
Just the look at basketball.
That's the best.
It truly was like hilarious.
Like, all right, defense, passing.
Just go scrimmage.
It's like, okay.
By the least it's just the idea is supposed to just give them a taste of everything
so that they're like, okay, I'm familiar with this now.
They get a little bit of everything.
That's fun.
Yeah, if you did some sort of like music class.
All right.
You've got the.
I hear the notes here is how to kind of touch them and then now read music and perform.
Go ahead.
We've got a live audience.
We're just going to do a concert real quick and then we'll come back and I'll teach you
how to actually like blow, like use your lips for the trumpet.
All right.
Yeah, sure.
So they, we did like a Devo time and this guy did Devo like was giving the Devo for, you know,
Every station's like 10, 15 minutes.
And the guy's giving this divo.
He's doing a great job.
And then he's done.
He's like, all right, you guys can have snacks.
And they have like bags of goldfish and water bottles.
And we had like one minute to eat these things.
And I felt so bad for these kids because they were so excited to eat the goldfish.
And after like 30 seconds, I was like, all right, shove them in your mouth.
We got to go.
Because they're like, you can't bring them out to the court.
You got to eat them here.
I was like, sorry, guys.
I should have let you eat them while they were doing the divos.
Yeah.
know what i'm doing here but oh another thing we did they every single game they're gonna have
like a star presentation at the end where every kid gets like a cq award thing but literally we try
to do stars after a eight minute scrimmage where each kid played for four minutes let's think um
like all right uh trinity you did a great job of sitting crisscross applesauce on center court so you get
the uh defense award okay uh oh you get the mighty and spirit award i saw you i saw you pat your
team out of the back.
Yeah.
You dribble the ball three times without it kicking off your shin.
So, Elliot, you're going to get the offense award.
MVP, actually.
Yeah, very good.
Some of the best stuff I saw out there.
Yeah, it's funny.
Like, how do I assess this?
It was awesome.
Like, instinctively, this little girl scored a basket in the scrimmage.
And Bo got so excited for.
It was fun to see, like, how excited he was for, like, his team to score.
He scored.
Yeah.
That's great.
Love he's getting a sports.
Yeah.
Anyway.
fun times.
Y'all got Wednesday of the week?
I got Wednesdays of the week.
Come on.
I do too.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
I keep getting free drinks.
I don't know what I'm doing.
There's nothing better.
The first one was at like Kudoba last week.
And, you know, I'm like, he's like, just the breito.
I was like, I'll take a large drink with that too, please.
And he's like, I used to take the drink.
I was like, oh, just because?
And he goes, just because Chipotle would never.
I was like, I love it.
That's awesome.
I like it.
What else would Chipotle never do?
Just curious.
Polet, give me some gift cards.
Just because Chipotle would never.
Yeah, he wasn't like the manager either.
This was like an hourly employee.
But I love the pride he took.
Like, Chipotle would never do this.
Take a free drink, dude.
That's awesome.
We're about to close.
Just take it, dude.
Yeah.
I was even like really looking for a response.
I mean, I guess I kind of was.
I was like, just because?
Just because Chipotle would never do that.
That's awesome.
That was fun.
And then yesterday, so there's just new indoor pickleball facility that opened right by Isaac's house.
And they gave us a free membership.
They got the cage there.
Yeah.
It's a franchise.
And yeah, they want us to shoot videos there.
So they gave us a membership.
Well, I don't know if feel bad's the right term.
But I just, I feel like I was raised and I really strongly believe like I'm not going to go sit at the coffee shop and use their Wi-Fi without ordering something.
Yes.
I don't stop on a road trip to use a gas station bathroom without.
buying something.
Like, I'm very big on supporting the places you patronize and everything.
And so every time I go play pickleball, even if it's just for an hour with Isaac, we're drilling,
it's like, I got to buy something.
Let me buy this cliff bar from you.
Let me buy this Gatorade from you.
And I guess they've all, like, taken note of that.
And they won't let me pay for stuff now.
And so now they keep giving me free drinks.
Like, you don't need to support us by buying drinks.
I'm like, no, I have to.
I can't just come in here for free.
Sweet.
They keep giving me free Gatorades now because how much I previously supported them.
Okay.
So there's Devo in there.
probably yeah that guy he's like I think a lot of people could learn something what did he say
a lot of people could learn a thing or do from you this is like an old cowboy guy I like his
voice yeah thank you sir like your voice doing his voice yeah that's great anyway so free drinks
okay that's nice congrats dude that's a that's a great thanks I'm in yeah with doves and
ace I've been oh my microphone forgot my camera's dead I was talk uh I've been doing a lot of music
in my free time
like
Tuesday went over to
hang out with Oliver at our friends
Emma and Eli's house
and just like recorded a cover of a song
It's just like I like doing this in my spare time
Okay I want to
It makes me wish it's like
I wish it was easier to somehow make money doing music
I feel like I would I would do it more
Like I would like spend more time on it but yeah
I don't know potentially music
Coming out sometime
We'll see we'll see
Originals or covers or
there's an original I've had cooking for a while that might sometime get finished that I'll put out
it's kind of like a silly weird song cool uh yeah we'll see dude I was at a copy shop the other day
and but through my headphones I thought I heard that song this doesn't make any sense
obviously it's not time it's unrelease song but I'm still like gonna open up my headphones just
to confirm yeah completely different song I don't know why it sounded like that but that's funny
it's on your mind yeah but yeah it is fun it's I mean it's probably similar to content it's like
yeah, it's like, it's easier than it's ever been
to like put music out and put videos out.
Yeah.
But it's a long journey to like monetize it.
And especially music,
you've got to become a dancing clown
to get your music out there, I feel like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of like we were talking about last episode
with like, how did people reserve vacations back in the day?
Like, how did people market anything back in the day?
Yeah.
How did you, like, if you had art to provide to the world,
yeah.
How'd you tell people about it?
I know.
you just had to, like, grind so much harder than you do now.
Yeah.
You know, like, or like, in different ways.
Like, you had to, like, be out in public so much more.
Yeah.
All right.
My wins of the week basketball with kids was fun.
Oh, we went to the park.
I said the fun family things happened this weekend.
I think I mentioned it last episode a little bit.
We went to the park down the street that has pickleball courts, like those, you know,
makeshift pickleball courts.
Yeah.
And because I was just talking to Bo, I was like, Bo,
do you ever want to play pickleball with me?
He said, yeah, I'll play.
Yeah.
enough.
Yeah, pickle bottle.
I'll do pickup bottle.
And so my whole family, all six of us, went to the park.
Catherine and I, you know, did a little, we called the alphabet game where we just
tried to get from, you know, A to Z, hitting it back and forth.
I had fun doing that while the kids kind of ran back and forth between playground and
pickleball courts and had he got into it a little bit.
Anyway, it was fun.
It's like, that was, I think I mentioned the last episode of like, we were having so much
fun that Catherine was literally like, I'm just going to drive back home real quick, get dinner
and come back. Nuggies to go.
Yeah, great time with good ranchers.
So that was a fun win.
And then Sunday afternoon we did a little family photos, photo shoot.
Just like a picture from what I saw.
Yeah, cute kids, free, one of those like, we know a real estate agent who has is like
hosting like free family photos, come get your family photos taken.
So went and did that.
And then this place also had like live music and cornhold and, you know, snacks and
drinks and everything. So Catherine had to go. So I just hung out with the kids there for like
another hour. Just you and live cornhole. Yeah, it was great. The kids, this is one of those
things time. And I don't know if you're, you were like this as a kid or not, but like, our kids are
just wild, like wild and free, I guess, if you want to call it. Like, they just like took off their
shoes and we're like, because like we were at this like gardens area down, down south, uh, Rose Hill Gardens
is what it's called. And the kids just like, they found like this creek area. And it wasn't even like
water in there, but just like creek rocks, you know, those like smooth rocks. Oh, I see
Creek rocks. And they, yeah, they took off their shoes and were just like running around and
stuff. And I'm like, I bet some parents are going to be like, hey, what's that guy doing,
letting his kids just. Hey, why are Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer in my backyard right now? And for whatever
reason, I'm like, I love it. Take off your, like, be fun, be free, do your thing. Yeah.
Be a kid, you know. Um, I don't know. Were you like that time? Like, where you're, I think so.
Like, more country, I guess. Yeah. Just, I mean, definitely not like crazy.
worried about stuff like that. Right. But not, not senseless. Not senseless. It wasn't like we were like
going through like, yeah, this like restaurant area that I had with no shoes. Yeah, it sounds great.
You guys are out in the nature area. Sure. Kids, there's a dumpster. Take your shoes off. Go look inside.
See if there's any food. Yeah. It'll be easier to climb when your shoe. Yeah. Rip up with your toes.
I don't know if I talked about this on the podcast, but I like the idea of like parenting like my kids grew up in the 90s.
Like more or less. Yeah. Almost give them like an exact.
like have an exact idea.
Like,
no,
they grew up in the 90s
and Western Kansas
and their dad was good looking.
Like,
that's kind of the persona I have for him.
Like super good looking.
Yeah,
famous.
Like known for his looks more than anything.
Like,
almost out of touch.
He's so,
like,
good looking and famous.
Like,
there's no way that guy's from Western Kansas.
No,
but the idea of like,
I don't want,
I don't want to be like a 1960s kid
where it's like,
yeah,
just be gone for eight hours
and we're never going to check on you
and life's good
and go get the milk
before you come up.
It's like,
no.
But in the 90s, like, we were able to, like, like, how do you go ride or bike around the neighborhood and then go play at Jake's house on his swing in the backyard and then come back?
Like, you know, sometimes it's like, people are so worried about like, where's my kid?
Where's?
I need to be within five feet.
It's like, no, let them roam a little.
Most kids have some instincts.
Right.
Like, I watched TV as a kid, but it wasn't like, hey, you're always on your TV, like watching something, you know, and your own person.
It was like, we watch TV in the living room because that's where the TV was.
So it's not like I'm going to be like anti-TV, but also not super like, yeah, watch it whenever you want.
Yeah, yeah.
What do you think you'll talk to them about like Princess Diana and like the Bulls and like other 90s stuff?
We've talked about OKC already.
Yeah, we went there.
Just I think Princess Die, we've talked about like doing it on the even ages.
So like Princess Die is when you had you turned 10 and then 12 will make sense.
I guess.
Yeah, 12 will be 9-11 because 9 plus 11 is 20 divided by 2 plus 2, 12.
Was it Bo or is it, maybe it was Will Severn's kid?
I know one of your kids was going to dress up as Timothy McVeigh.
No, that was Will's kid.
I was like, yeah, that's too far.
Okay.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't, we don't do Halloween.
So, well, I'm trying to think of, I don't know, we'll probably go Unabomber next.
Maybe talk about, yeah, the Olympics and the bombings there.
and probably end it with
Y2K
Y2K will be big
and kind of usher them into like
this is how computers are
here's your first cell phone.
Teach them how to get
you know
preppers a little bit
dooms day preppers
yeah cans
and then probably into it
goosebumps
just show them goosebumps
so great
if you need any cans
my uncle's been prepping
for the last 25 years
different reasons
but they just continues
to add on
to the basement
I think it probably started with Y2K
and then I think like Obama's in office
stock up and then
you know COVID you know there's some things in between there
but yeah he's got some stuff okay good to know
go to Stratford yeah which you know
how to get there
just by like sniffing around basically
I'll figure it out that's so impressive
no it's not that impressive
turn right at the Buckees
yeah just find it
just ask for Steve
go figure it out
oh in my last one of the week
Caleb Willis posted on our Facebook group,
how can we be praying for you?
And there was just some awesome responses
and people going through things that need prayer.
And it was like, man, thank you.
One of the week is basically just Caleb Willis
for doing that.
That's considerate and thoughtful
and just one more way
that's just like cool to see the community
working together on something.
So people are going through things, man,
and yeah, prayer is needed for that.
So thanks to Caleb for initiating that.
It's awesome.
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that they're energize out of time?
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The format standard and mini, regrouped,
what abemn?
And the embellage, too beau,
who is practically pre to donate?
And I know that I'd have them offer,
but I guard the Summer Fridays
and Rare Beauty by Selena Gomez.
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ensemble, the Cado of the Feds,
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regrouped for a better quality of price,
on link on Cepora.A.
or in a magazine.
Yeah, you are going through it something.
Ghosties are extremely supportive people, extremely prayerful people.
And hopefully this podcast is like a breath of fresh air for you.
And I'm just kind of lighthearted distraction.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is your comments of the week and let's get out of here.
I got to get my cup on.
Yeah.
I wear that whenever a woman works on me.
Hey, N.
Yeah, it's a chastity cup.
Not the worst idea, though.
I would say, you know.
I mean, it's a pretty bad idea, but also.
Well, they're massaging you.
They're touching you.
They're like, hey, just in case, you know, put a dome on it.
There have been worse ideas.
Yeah.
Stick a dome on there.
You don't want me to go the other way.
Which is a plate?
A plate?
No, it would be.
Commando.
Yeah, yeah.
It would be like, I don't know, wore a banana sling to get my massage done.
Common of the week.
Regina.
Oh!
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Mine's from Regina.
Got to stop.
watching these at the gym nearly wet myself laughing out loud at the RFK impression and then again at the hot tub story
Hot tub story was a favorite. Catherine even she was like I was there and I was laughing out loud
listening to it again yeah it's funny there's not really like a punch like the initial punchline
and then that's kind of it but it's just funny the more you just think about no it's just it's 14 girls
it's the image of it yeah and then the fact these three couples so and then I guess Rachel's
it's kind of funny, too.
Straight out of the high yields.
But yeah, thank you, Regine.
This is from Jen.
She said, had to pause the pod
to watch the calculator in action.
Shout out.
It's a good video.
Underrated, but I need to rewatch it.
Yeah, I realized I went and looked
to this channel after I was like,
the opposite of underrated.
Yeah, it's his most popular video.
Yeah. Good time now.
I'll go ahead and...
Go ahead.
This one, J.T. Spotify, 17.
Nice.
Fusion Friends is a Spotify comment.
Fusion Frenzy, I talked about the last episode,
that video game, is our family's go-to vacation party game.
It's so fun.
Also, I was just introduced to Geo Safari a couple months ago.
I was hooked immediately.
They get it.
Okay, J.T.
It's a gamer right here.
Yeah.
What do you do at stoplights?
Fusion Frenzy, specifically, JT, I love the one where you either have to jump over the bar
or duck under the bar.
It's so fun.
You just go in a circle.
It gets faster and faster.
Fusion.
Frenzy.
I'm always Zach.
He always says,
Zach attack and the Yackax back.
Win again.
Scott would always get mad about him.
But winner.
All right.
That's a podcast episode.
Right?
That's a mama joke.
If I'm wrong, let me know.
But I think we did it.
And yeah, thanks for listening.
We'll put a...
Hold on. Sorry, I'm thinking of the documentary comes out Friday.
Yeah.
Buy some merch.
Yeah.
And the documentary
being the Friday Pickleball one with the guy in the wig.
And anything else?
No, I love you guys. Thank you.
We'll see you Monday.
Maybe I'll put a song at the end of the episode.
Some random song.
Oh.
What are we thinking?
Some random song.
Old Ben Rector.
Yep.
Fun.
Coming up.
Hey.
Hey, what's going on?
Got some classic Ben Rector from his early days making music.
Hope you enjoy.
That was the AI being like weird
Yeah
Standing still
You need it
When the world's moving backwards
The world moving backwards
Yeah
To get your fear
Please believe it
The world's moving backwards
Or
The world's moving backwards
So I pray
That you'll give me grace
If you can hear me
That you'll give me grace
If you can hear me
And I pray
That you'll give us grace
If you can hear me
You'll give us grace
You'll give us grace
So you'll give us grace
Standing still
Isn't easy
When the world's moving backwards
Oh
The world's moving backwards
And yeah
To catch your fear
Do you believe
If the world's moving backwards
Oh
The world's moving backwards
On
The world's moving backwards
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
