Ghostrunners - 485 - Beefy 5 Layer Burrito
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Let's get goofy.
You guys want to be goofy this episode?
Goof it up.
Timon?
Oh, I'm a care of being goofy this time.
How long do you think you could speak in a different, like, voice?
Like, change your voice.
You're going to try to do the whole episode then?
If you want to be goofy, you said you were going to be goofy.
If it was something like just an accent, I could.
Like, prove it.
Just speak, like, a little more like I'm from across the pond, eh?
Yeah.
Mate.
You probably miss England.
Yeah, it's been a one.
since I've been back in it.
What food, like, compare American food to, you know, food out back in Britain.
Well, America's food's just so boring because I think that what I like most about British
food is it's like, it's not boring because American food you can like eat and not have to make
a face and it's like easy to put down.
But our food is, it's that there's something interesting every time because it's like
you try not to throw up when you eat it.
Oh, yeah, really? Wow.
Yeah, mate.
Right.
Do you think, like, are the portion sizes about the same here?
Are they, like, way bigger, way small?
Like, and what do you, like, you're, you're having to drive yourself here.
Is that kind of weird?
Answer either question.
Okay, so haven't yet gotten my American license, my American, I'm not sure what you mean
about the driving here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You pick me up.
Oh, yeah.
But as far as portion sizes go, much bigger in England.
They'd say everything's bigger in England.
Oh, they do.
That's like, that's like they're.
thing that they put on all the sides and everything.
It's on every bus and telephone booths.
They say everything's bigger and don't worry about the dentist.
And don't mess.
Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts
and white meat too.
Then West best friends eating fast food on repeat.
So come along.
Let's have some fun and go ahead.
Get on your feet because it's a ghost from his podcast.
I think, yeah, keep up the accent if you want to, timing.
I think if I was listening, it would annoy me.
Oh, really?
If I was like, oh, this guy is thinking, just this stupid, it's not that funny.
So you think you think British people are annoying?
No, I think that me pretending to be British would get annoying about now.
I think if I was, if I was listening back, I'd be like, shut up.
It sounds pretty good. It does.
It sounds really good.
I'm not really sure what.
region I'm doing, but this is just, actually, that, it's maybe...
Your Essex.
Sure.
Yeah.
Or maybe, maybe, sure, yeah.
Sure, yeah.
What, what would we have to do and or give you and or like guess or something?
Put a wager on you having to speak in a British accent for the two weeks that you're in
Mississippi.
Holy crap.
Bollocks.
Um, oh, crumpet.
I'm not sure.
Think about it.
I'll be thinking.
Put a money, put a monetary value on it.
I'll be thinking.
I'll be thinking about it.
That's worth a fart.
I don't know.
You just say fart.
Thought.
Oh, that's more of the fart.
Dude, speaking of like longevity challenges, I told you I, you know, became friends with that other
Instagram, pickleball creator.
Yeah.
Sean.
Sean.
him and his buddies, one of the guys that, oh,
T-Mone's obsessed with.
They are trying to break the world record for longest pickleball game ever.
It's 40 hours.
Whoa.
And here are the rules.
It's basically for every hour you play, you earn five minutes of break time.
Wow.
So you can, like, store those up.
But even then, like, you have to play for three hours to get 15 minutes of a break.
When you say pickleball game, do you mean pickleball session?
Or do you mean like?
Yeah, yeah, I guess not one game.
Yeah, yeah, I guess it's like playing pickleball.
But once you have to get to 15 or 11 or you probably just have to start right back.
Yes.
Right?
Yeah.
There's like some rules of like, yeah, you can't have more than like 20 seconds between games or something like.
Wow.
We were trying to tell them like, dude, this is not even possible.
Like they're trying to get, they already, I would credit them.
They have all these sponsors and they're like kind of live stream.
They're doing a bunch of promo.
Yeah.
It starts at like 4 a.
because they're trying to time it right and they're selling tickets to it like dude i don't think you're
going to make it through like 12 hours wow but the world record is 40 so someone's done it
someone's done it so i guess i guess it is human possible but even just like your body holding up
from a muscular standpoint from a like not sleeping eating or going in the bathroom well yeah
for two straight days you don't think i mean you can but i mean you're going to have trouble like
truly nourishing yourself if you get five minutes for every hour, I think.
I know some stuff they could use.
So then you're being so tight, you know, by an hour like 20, let's say,
it's going to be like, I want to nap so hard.
But I've barely had any protein the last, you know, day.
So what do I do?
Should I get this steak or should I?
Yeah, no, I'm not as worried about the, the.
Your feet?
Yeah, it's the physical aspect.
The food, I think you could, you could nourish yourself all right, like with a beef stick or like a whatever, water, obviously, you know, whatever.
You probably play with a beef stick.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You can have a camel back on and, like, drink something or, yeah, have something in your pocket that.
But, like, obviously, there's only four people that can do it.
Like, you can't take breaks.
And going number two, forget about it.
Five minutes.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
It takes me five minutes just to give my pants off.
I don't know, that's, that's, that's crazy.
So you're like, dude, I mean, I'll tune in, but like, do you realize it's not going
to happen?
Are you, because I think it's not.
Yeah, you have to be really calculated about how you do this.
Like, like, it would be kind of boring, to be honest, because.
Because the pickleball game itself is going to be miserable.
It's like, don't exert any energy.
Exactly.
Bing.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, so it would be boring to watch.
Exactly.
For the first time,
Pickleball is boring to watch.
I've never had a hard time watching pickleball before,
but I think I would have a hard time watching that.
You've been known to check out live streams on a Friday evening.
Yeah.
When you have the house of yourself.
Phoenix, Arizona.
Yeah.
What was that place called?
The Grove?
The orchard.
The orchard.
The orchard.
I have a number two story after this.
Perfect.
Yeah, 40 hours, though.
I would start tuning in, though.
They probably know, like, okay, so let's see.
40 hours, obviously 24 hours is back to 4 a.m.
Plus 16 would be 8 p.m.
8 p.m.
Yeah.
That is, like, the prime time.
Like, I would tune in to watch the last couple hours.
Yeah.
And the more miserable they are, I mean, the more entertaining it is.
So, like, hopefully one of them's throwing up
and one of them's pooped his pants, you know, like, this is awesome.
They've like...
Yeah, the juice is not worth that squeeze, man.
That sounds...
They don't want to, like, waste the 20 seconds.
They, like, have, like, pee bags.
They, like, attached to them.
Yeah.
It's, like, going whenever.
Not the worst idea, like, what's the risk analysis
or even just, like, the...
Maybe a SWAT analysis of, like, a colostomy bag
just for, like, this 40 hours.
Like, the freedom to just...
Yeah, but don't you get to empty that bad boy?
At some point.
Probably pretty quick, though.
Do you? You can't walk around with it?
I mean, it'd be heavy.
By the end of 40 hours.
Sloshing around.
Get the kitchen.
Why can't?
My colosophy bags in the way.
It falls in the kitchen.
It's not connected that good.
It spills in the kitchen.
There's body bags and there's a glossy bag.
I, uh...
Oh, see bag.
Yeah.
You seabagged him.
You seabagged me, dude.
Nasty Nelson gets a whole different, yeah, meaning.
I remember that Caleb Lee, he did that thing where he ran a mile every single hour for 24 hours straight.
Did he do that for fun?
Like his own volition.
Yes.
My younger siblings did this for fun.
Wow.
I think a couple of them just legitimately did it.
They said it was just miserable.
Yes.
Of course.
And imagine doing that and then I mean 16 more hours of that.
Yeah.
They're probably not walking up.
They might be walking a mile, running a mile every hour.
It's probably a little less exertion.
But then again, they are on their feet the whole hour.
This is like 10 minutes per hour exertion.
This is like 55 minutes.
Caleb was like taking a nap, I think, near the end.
like for 40 minutes or 30 minutes or something, you know?
Yeah, the more you think about it, like immediately, like at first impression,
like that sounds impossible.
And then the more you think about it, the more you're like, yeah, this is not going to happen.
But someone did it.
Part of me, no, my immediate reaction was that sounds possible.
And then the more I think about it, the more I'm like, that's impossible.
So you have a better quick judgment than I do.
I'm like, oh, you can just grin and bear it for 40 hours.
Like anything, you just hear 40 hours.
You're like, oh, no sleep.
Brutal.
That's really hard to do to stay awake for 40 hours.
I've never done it.
Never even,
I've never done a all night around, I think, all the way.
Really?
Maybe back when I was in high school.
Never did one in college or anything, though.
Wow.
Never, never needed, it was like,
rather to get two hours and no hours.
Yeah, I can't think of ever being awake for 40 hours.
I've all nightered, but then, like, late that morning,
I might take a nap.
Like, yeah, 40's a lot.
40's crazy.
All right, you go number two story.
You went to our robots.
Yeah, go ahead, number two story.
That's okay.
So, a deuce.
This was before.
Drop it.
traveling with some friends to go to a peach tree city like i mentioned last weekend but before that
uh our friends are in fort scott uh benj and jj they wanted to like introduce me and jesse to gladi
because like we hadn't seen oh yeah uh and so but then uh in fort scott there's small town but
they've got some restaurants like we should get taco bell before because these guys love
taco bell they i mean they get j j j like gets it every day and like waits waited in line one time
the drive through for like 50 minutes just like in the middle of the day just to like get the food
Which was Taco Bell's fault.
I don't know why it was 50 minutes.
Anyway, but like, I only ever have gotten the, like, hard-shell, three hard-shell taco
combos.
It's not that, like, heavy.
I do kind of miss that order.
They're really good.
But it's like, that's what I knew.
And he was like, oh, like, JJ's, I can get, I'll order for you.
Like, I'll get you some good Taco Bell.
And so he orders me, like, the, I think it's like some cravings box where it's just like,
love it, multiple different things.
Good order.
Yeah.
And so it's like...
Get a little bit of everything.
I don't remember.
It might have been one of the things
were the beefy five-layer burrito.
I don't know what the other one was,
but they were both pretty beefy.
And so I ate it.
It was delicious.
And then like, so we get it right before Gladiator.
We sit down to watch it.
And I think like 20, 30 minutes in,
I'm like, I got to go.
Like, you don't, you guys don't need to pause it.
The Taco Bell's hitting me.
Like, permission pretty quick.
It's got to be a while, so don't even pause it.
Gladiator became defecator.
Wow.
Amen.
So, so, so they're like, oh, no, we'll pause.
I'm like, yeah, I'll give me quick.
Like, uh, it'll be fine.
And so round one is, is, is done.
And I'm like, uh, and like immediately after I come sit back down, I'm like, oh,
shoot, like that was a false, false finish.
I have to go, like, I have to go back.
And I'm like, I'm like this time, please don't pause it.
Yeah, because we don't know now.
Oh, I got to clarify the first time.
uh so it's like the bathroom is not that far away from the room we're watching the movie in
they pause it so it's all silent in there yeah they're just so i'm like i'm trying to like
first of all it's like a really bad poop because it's like it's a painful it's not in the right
consistency it's supposed to be dude has taco bell yeah and i'm like struggling through this poop
but also trying to be quiet yeah you're coughing up it's horrible yeah it's like all the noises
are the worst the worst they ever are with this taco bell poop oh
Have you seen those videos of, I think it's many guys in high school, they're trying to, like, hide their fart with a cough.
They intentionally do it.
They're like cough and then a full second later.
It's so funny.
That's what it felt like, though.
And so how comfortable are you with these people?
Pretty comfortable.
It was fine.
But still, but still, like, I don't want to, yeah, I don't want anyone to hear me.
Correct.
No.
Nobody does.
I don't think.
Right.
And so, so I'm like, right when I sit back down, like, I got to go back.
Like, please don't pot.
Like, no, you got it.
Like, it's a great movie.
You're not, you can't miss it.
it like the story's just getting good.
So like, okay.
So yet again, I'm like, it's a bad poop.
I'm trying to be fast and quiet.
Just not things you want to have to go through.
And so, uh, and then I come back and it's like 20, 30 minutes later, somehow around
three.
And I'm like, I'm so sorry guys.
Like, I'm begging them not to pause it.
And they're like, no, we want you to get the movie.
And so again, they're just like hearing me destroy the toilet.
Are you not detained?
Are you not detained?
you come out of the bathroom
yeah
pretty good
it was so bad
oh my goodness
but I've just
I've never had any food
caused three different trips
no that is like confusing
it's like dude what I just did it all
yes how's there more
and it's like is it and I'm like I'm thinking
is it a factor of me like standing up
suddenly my like something shift
and it's like you got to go back like
yeah because when you're
sitting, you're like, I'm all done.
I'm all out. Yeah. It's the ninth inning.
It was brutal, though. But then the movie was great.
It was still a good experience. It was funny.
But yeah, that was just a pretty silly number two.
You're going to have to go to the bathroom the next time Gladiator comes on TV.
Because now you kind of like trauma bonded
with the movie.
All right. Separate times.
Two gladiator quotes I can think of.
That we, what we do in this life echoes in eternity.
How do we make that and do a joke about this?
What are we do in this life?
that goes in
what you do in the bathroom
that goes into the movie room
yeah
I mean the other one
the other one
that's just like spot odd
is what he's like doing
that whole like monologue
of my name is Maximus
yeah yeah
I you know
I will have my vengeance
in this life or the next
like
my name is Taco Bell beefy
five of everybody
oh I will have my vengeance
yeah he's like
father to a murdered son
husband to a murdered wife
yeah
number eight on the menu
number two in your toilet
I'll have my vengeance
in this life for the
Oh, Tyman, I'm sorry.
What did you think of a glad to eater then?
I loved it.
It was just like, it just felt it's cheesy, but they just don't make them like it anymore.
It's just like, it's just great.
Like I remember you said you had a hard time with like the effects on it or something.
Well, all I remember is how slow it was.
I was like they don't make movies like this anymore because like, oh, I think it was like opening credits or even just like, there was a slowness to it that I, I think I only watched the first.
30 minutes. I'm sure it's a good movie, but...
Like, walking through the fields. I never noticed it being
slow. Pretty quickly, they... Yeah, there's like a huge
battle at the very start. There's a chance I could be thinking
of the wrong movie, too. No, the
very beginning is like him walking through a field.
Right. Okay, okay, that was it.
Man, it's fun. Yeah. Good movie, though.
Four and a half on letterboxed.
Whoa. So... Is that, is that...
Is it gladiare or Bray Park, when they
go down the list before that battle, I think. I think it is
gladiator, and they just go, strike the honor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We quoted that. We quoted that
with Benji and JJ than ever since.
It's great.
You give out the,
talk about every person like,
strength and honor.
Strengthen honor.
He hands you a thing of
Charmer and ultra strong.
And they were,
they had the audacity to be like,
no,
you just got to eat it more.
You'll get used to it.
I'm like,
I'm never touching that again.
It was too bad.
I'll always,
I know,
I know if you had on the five guys before.
Yeah,
but my buddy,
Greg Peterson,
he's had Buffalo Wild Wings
three times every single time
he's gotten sick and thrown up.
And I'm like,
why would,
you go back the third time.
Yeah.
Like twice, it's like, I guess we're all going there, sure.
It's like, dude, after two, it's not your thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, because after the first one, it could have been a different factor.
And then the second one will confirm that it was the V-dub.
He's like, yeah, dude, I've been three times.
I got sick every time.
I was like, that's on you, man.
Stop.
Strengthen honor.
Strengthen honor.
Oh, man.
There's a great Jay-Z song from the Black album.
I'm trying to remember what's all it is now.
Allow me to reintroduce.
But it starts out with the gladiator quote.
Like the clip from Gladiator where he's like,
Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
And Jay-Z's just like, oh, oh, oh.
Turn the music up, turn me down.
Whatever.
Here, make this a joke.
Death smiles at us all.
All a man can do is smile back.
Turn that poop.
That's just death.
That toilet smiles at us.
at us all. All we can do is smile back.
Yeah. All we can do is turn on the fan.
Amen. All we can do is cough as loud as possible.
That's too bad. I think the first trip, I did like turn on the sink.
I was like, oh, yeah. Maybe mask it a little bit.
They won't hear a thing. Yeah, I don't think it did. Man. That's fun.
I have, oh, I send you guys this video.
Oh, okay. Kind of a highlight. It's one of those things. I hope, I hope everyone else
enjoys it as much as I do. But I took the kid.
back to the, the, the, the park that we loved.
I didn't watch.
I'm just watching the thumbnail image.
The park that we loved, you know, that was the winner of my week last week,
took them back there for Datterdays.
And like, whatever, I went to the park with them kind of recently,
and I dropped the gauntlet.
I've been using that term with them, which is hard to explain.
I still don't think they understand what it means because I don't really understand.
But I was like, I'm going to drop the gauntlet.
If anybody can do a pull-up, I'll take them out for ice cream.
And like, of course they can't do it yet.
They're, like, working on it.
Yeah.
Haddy's getting pretty close.
Bow is trying.
I mean, he's five.
But I'm like, I don't know if little kids have less mass,
so therefore maybe they can do this.
Maybe it's easy.
Pull-ups as an adult are impossible, but Gunner, I told dad to Gunner.
He's like, so does that mean dad has to do a pull-up to get ice cream too?
Anyway, but we were at the park the other day.
Haddy's really into monkey bars.
Anyway, so if she was doing those some, and then I was like, let's have a competition,
and see who can hang on the monkey bars longer.
Howdy your phone?
What's that called?
Dead man's hang?
Dead man's floats, what I'm thinking of.
Dead man's hanging floats.
Dead man's dead.
Yep.
That's just hanging.
Hope floats, Bo floats.
Oh, yeah.
So they do it a few times, and Bo just dominates.
Like, how do he...
He's got the grip strength.
Haddy loses after like 30, 40 seconds, and Bo's just hanging on.
And finally, he's like, all right, I guess I won.
So I was like, okay, Bo.
He's hanging on with one.
looking at an ice cream going, hi, how long?
I was like, New Gauntlet just drop, Bo.
If you can hold on for two minutes straight,
I will take you to ice cream.
Yeah.
Because, like, the longest he'd ever gone
before had he had lost was, like, 40 seconds.
So I was like, two minutes, I don't think he could do.
How long do you think?
How long do I go?
I don't think I go as long as I think.
Kind of a while.
I have seen, like, videos of, like,
if you can't do a pull-up, then try to do a assisted pull-up.
If you can't do an assistive pull-up, try to do this.
Can't do that?
Try to just start by hanging there.
And, like, that helps get the, whatever,
or emotion or strength or whatever.
But I don't know.
I'm kind of scared to try.
You've done assisted pull-ups?
Lifetime has them.
Kind of fun.
It's a weird sensation.
Gravity doesn't work.
Like you go to pull yourself up and you're just like,
oh, that was fun.
I should probably have less weight helping me up.
But still, this rep is really fun.
Just cranking them out.
I want to come with you sometime and do it.
It is a bit of a like.
It's like a, hey, Saturday at 930.
All right, let's do I put my knees or my,
do I sit on it?
What if you could do you do backwards?
I'm just bouncing on it.
Anyway, so
Gauntlet was dropped, two minutes,
Bo. And so
this is kind of a long video. We only have to watch
like the first 45, 50 seconds.
But it would be worth
having the audio on or the Bluetooth on
because the best part,
it's fun to watch his face.
I mean, he's straining through this thing.
Spoiler, he did not quite do it.
But it's fun to watch his strain
and then to hear what he says.
Okay, here comes.
Tell us when you press play.
I want to press play with you.
Cool.
Ready?
I'm not ready.
I'm not ready.
No problem, the problem, the problem.
Okay, three, two, one.
Play.
How far into it are we right now?
Maybe like 30 seconds.
Okay, okay.
He's just struggling through it.
Hey, stop.
And yeah, had he's like mess with him mentally.
You're doing great!
This is great.
This is great.
It's great to see a five-year-old, like, fully exert himself.
And he's, like, trying so hard to, like, listen.
I think the real trick is, it's getting muscle.
Yeah.
You're doing really strong.
Yeah.
You're doing good, buddy.
You're doing great.
I have a big lump on that, Armand.
That's because I could.
You're doing it.
Has you been what?
You're going to wait.
Oh.
You okay?
Don't tell him.
Okay, I won't.
He's still just hanging there.
He's still going.
He's still going to eventually.
Deadman's dangle.
The neck back.
Yeah, how are you feeling?
Sure.
Oh.
That's how that foot.
I got a lump in my arm.
Awesome.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
So the best, yeah, he's like, yeah, I got a lump in.
Like, in other words, like, talking about, like, how he's getting stronger in his biceps.
Yeah, he's got a lump.
What from?
Length and weights.
The trick is to get really strong is, is, got a lump in my arm.
Lift all his weights.
That is so funny.
Oh, man.
I love the way little kids say stuff.
I know.
The lump in my arm was amazing.
Lump in my arm.
I'm like, Bo, I loved watching you.
A, it was fun to, like, watch him just, like, strain, but also, like, you're trying really hard, dude.
Like, you want this and you know it's hard and you're not just giving up, which is, like, encouraging always, you know.
Yeah, it's one thing, like, sees someone next to you and, like, I don't know, it feels like more competitive.
That was, that was a battle against himself.
Yeah.
And that's what I got, I got on to Haddy because Haddy was like, you could tell what Haddy did it.
It was mental for her.
Like, she was, like, start to, like, move around a bunch and stuff.
And so she was like, I don't know what she said, something.
But I was like, stop.
You're messing with this mentally.
Like, mentally.
So anyway, it was just a fun moment with him.
So I bet he'll get the two minutes soon enough.
Keep us posted.
Bow hanging at the park.
That's fun.
It's fun.
Okay, what do we know about Neo robots?
Oh, yeah, I just learned about this yesterday.
From?
Derek put a down payment on one.
Correct.
That's what I learned as well.
I have not looked into, I have not even searched this or anything.
What do you, do you want to give us what you understand about it?
Yeah, I mean, I think like Tesla kind of like featured their version of this like six months ago or so.
This is like another company offering like kind of a home butler that's like, I mean, it's basically, they make a lot of books and movies about how this is a terrible idea.
And we're doing it anyway.
This is kind of like an eye robot looking, you know, just a human robot.
They didn't give it a mouth, but they give it eyes.
They give it fingers.
They give it arms.
And, yeah, it's like just supposed to.
I mean, all the, like, videos you see of it are, like, putting your dishes away for you
and, like, vacuuming for you and just doing chores for you.
I don't know the extent of what it can learn to do, but I guess the first year of this,
they are saying that this is going to be controlled by just, like, a human, you know,
probably just like some guy overseas or something.
Really?
And then hopefully, AI is, like, running in the background where it learns you, it learns your
habits, and it learns how to, like, function autonomously and doesn't need a human
control.
Oh, interesting.
So eventually it will be like this hands-off, completely automated AI, personalized robot.
I just looked it up.
The only thing I knew is from Derek, I saw him earlier this morning, and he said he put a down payment on one.
And he used the example of the dishes.
He's like, yeah, I could do your dishes for you.
And one of my buddies is like, because he says, I think these things are $20,000.
Okay.
And so one of my friends is like, I'm trying to calculate how many paper plates you get for $20,000.
but I just looked it up now
because I in my head
I was like is it a true robot or is it like a robot
like a Roomba is a robot
you know what I mean?
This thing looks like a human.
No yeah, arms, legs.
That's terrifying.
I would be very uncomfortable
if that was in your house right now.
Yeah.
True?
Yeah, I don't think we're like prepared
as a society to have like a robot
with arms and legs roaming around.
Some people might be.
I would feel a little weird about that.
It's the arms and legs.
I think, though.
Like that robot vacuum thing
that Quick Trip has, it's big
that you talked about that one time.
Oh, yeah, you've seen it.
Yeah, it's big.
But no arms or legs.
So therefore it's okay.
Yeah.
It's just cleaning.
Even if it had some semblance
of arms and legs that wasn't...
Like wings.
Yeah.
Wings would be fine.
Or like 10 fingers or something.
Or udders.
A ton of udders.
Yeah.
Robot cow.
Yeah, dude.
This thing looks...
Is it going to be like, it's kind of like in the office, I was going to say, is it going to be regular size or is it going to be three-fourths to scale in case it turns on us.
Honestly, I kind of feel like that's a good idea. I'm looking at these things of like, what happens if this thing that falls on you?
Or if this guy in India controlling it, Panash decides, hey, got the house to myself. Let's get a little weird. Hey, stop it.
Dude, that's a. Stop putting on my wife's clothes. Or what if you, yeah, would Rachel ever be comfortable being home alone?
alone. I don't know.
Better make it three-fourths to scale.
But either way, Panash is watching.
Like, that's so bad.
If that's really true, if that's really
true that Panash is just
operating this thing for a year,
that's crazy.
Yeah, that part's kind of wild, I guess.
It's kind of like those, I think you told me.
Always watching. Those things that were like automated
grocery stores or whatever.
Oh, yeah, they said a thousand cameras in the ceiling.
Yeah, but in reality, it was like,
Yeah, we're just, we're just doing it ourselves.
Yeah, just watching it.
It doesn't look like they stole anything.
All right, they're good.
Let them out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I read something.
I think it was these robots that they're promising a soft skin feel.
I would, I don't like anything.
Unnecessary.
I want hard plastic robot feel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm developing a new fear that I didn't know I had.
I want to touch that robot and he's saying,
Ouch.
Yeah, I want to be able to beat that robot over the head.
and it like cave in
I was going to say but then again
20 grand
yeah 20 grand
I don't want it to become
I don't want it to have any sort of
like plushy like
oh it's kind of cozy
and all of a sudden you're taking a nap
next to this robot
using it as a pillow
replacing me with the robot
I don't think so
weird joke on in crutch opinions that
Trey seemed kind of interested
so they were going to do joint custody
And I was like, it's great because it's a robot.
You can just be like, all right, Panash, time's up.
You can go ahead and go to Tray's house now.
And then he just like walks down the highway.
Yeah, like a 12-hour walk.
Just like, what's he carrying?
He's a robot.
Dodge the cars, dude.
You'll get there eventually.
I'm not going to like drive my car.
And I guess it's just obviously battery powered of some sort of some high-tech battery
that can recharge quickly.
Yeah, you need to be able to yank the battery out if he starts acting up.
Power him down.
Yeah, I don't even
Yeah, dude, I don't like anything about this
I don't like the idea of him
Breaking a lamp
Yeah, yeah
Or we could get on a whole rabbitel
I think
Where does the world not live?
Where does it live when it's not being
It was not moving or is it always moving
And either way that's bothersome to me
Yeah, what does like putting it to sleep look like?
Is it just standing up?
It better, you better be able to put it to sleep
Like, it can't be like
Oh, going to sleep mode
but it can just wake up if it wants to.
He's like, can I have a nightlight?
If there's a robot in that closet behind you right now,
you okay with that?
Like, it's asleep?
It's asleep.
Yeah, of course it's asleep.
There's no way it's not asleep, right?
It's one of these robots?
What's your one little?
Oh, holy cow.
You hear a.
Yeah, I'm going to bash its head in.
Yeah, dude.
Bash it's soft skin.
I think everything we're saying our sentiment is a,
it's a testament to how far AI has come.
Because I think even five years ago,
like, sure, if a robot wants to give it a world
during my dishes, have at it.
Good point.
You know, it's like, I mean, it's not going to get a job done.
I think even...
A room to get stuck on the stairs,
and it's built to vacuum the stairs, you know?
Yeah.
I think even without physical robots,
we might be kind of in trouble anyway.
So it's like, that's just even worse to me.
Yes.
That's a whole rabbit.
Something about moving like a human, though,
is like not great.
I don't, why does it need to?
And I never...
Also, shout out God, maybe,
when, like, they could create somebody
it looks like anything like honestly having 10 fingers and like elbows that been like this
and needs to be it's the ideal way to live dude i've i've had this thought kind of recently as well
of like so many wonderful inventions are just them basically mimicking yeah a vacuum is just
uh like us like we have a vacuum in our throat you know what i mean that we do yeah like i don't know
what else speakers yeah i don't know uh speakers yeah we have those like like a knife
is just like a tooth
or tooth yes
or the side of your hand
yeah I don't know
but yeah is this one like instruments
like we all like yes
we have instruments in us
yes we wanted to just make more
yeah I don't know I
back in I never was bothered by the robot movies
because I was like yeah I'll believe when I see it
and now all of a sudden it's like it was more kind of fun
it felt like Tyman's Mississippi sci-fi
you know it's all fake
yeah our sci-fi is going to
become just weirder and weirder whenever robots become normal. I guess so. There's an aspect
of this that I want this to come out and I want it to start being in homes and I want it to go
awful for a couple people. And so everyone's like, all right, pause off the robot, butlers. We went
a little too fast. We need this to go bad. Yeah. Also, it would be awesome to watch those videos on
YouTube. Bloopers. There's a bloopers. Either way, there's going to be great bluepers on YouTube.
I mean, yeah, even just like it just like knocking something over.
It's like, as long as it on my house, that's kind of funny.
Oh, yeah.
Ring camera like stuff.
Like you walk in on your robot watching like a sex scene in a movie.
I swear it just, this, it was rated PG-13.
You caught me at a bad time.
Whoopsy-Dazy.
Whoopsy-Dazy.
This always happens.
It's not what it looks like.
I thought we were using Vid Angel.
Panash, get out of there.
Panash, not your...
Hey, wake up.
No way, dude.
No way.
That's, yeah, I would watch those videos, though.
I'd enjoy them.
Robot bloopers.
Robot bloopers is also a new, newfound thing I want.
I love that.
So, I don't know.
Yeah, but anyway, Derek's all in?
Or not all in, but he's willing to put a down payment on one.
Yeah, I think Derek is like, can I take a,
over this robot with
conservative propaganda.
Teach all his friends.
Next thing you know, India is like Trump
2028. How did this happen?
It all started with a man in liberty.
Listen. A man with a lot of liberty.
Panash is like, I have his friend.
His name is Derek.
He makes a lot of good points.
He is nice.
Yeah, anyway.
Derek's going to send his robot to
storm the capital.
I remember
I think
Trey back in the day
he did a down payment
on a cyber truck maybe
I feel like
Oh yeah
So I feel like down payments
Don't always mean
It's probably like a hundred dollar
Like reservation
Uh huh
Like I got
I'm first in line
Like I did that on something
I need to remember that
No
NFTs
Yeah
Something worthless
Oh well
I've never done the
Kickstarter
thing
Never like donated
at someone's Kickstarter
No, because isn't it, from what I understand, if you donate to a Kickstarter,
or like you can buy, like, pre-order, right?
Yeah, because a GoFundMe is more of just a donation,
but a Kickstarter is like an exchange of goods and services.
Like here, I got this really cool coffee maker,
and it's normally going to cost $400,
but you can get it for $200 if you commit now, I think, is like what it means.
Yeah.
I've never done that, though.
I know, I think TJ was pretty into that for a while.
Yeah, I never have either.
No, Kickstarter is big in the board game community.
Yeah, I've heard that too.
It's probably big in a lot of niches that I don't know about.
There's so many niches, dude.
So many niches.
Anyway, just want to talk about some robots, some robes.
Fun.
I don't know, man.
I just, I don't know.
I just think these days,
we even have hope.
I mean, the meat industry is so corrupt.
I mean, everywhere you look, you just see antibiotics and additives.
They're not even hiding them anymore.
Pakistan this.
Former Yugoslavia this.
What happened to America this, America, that, this land is my land, this meat is mine?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just...
What happened to America the Beautiful?
We turned into America, the food.
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I've never been,
I've said it for years.
I haven't been full in years.
I haven't been full since,
can I tell you when I was last full?
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And afterwards I said,
Mom,
I gotta go bed because I'm full.
She said,
absolutely, Brad.
That was made from an American rancher
that meat.
it came from a cow
what did you say
I didn't say anything
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I was too full
I was too full too sleepy
I haven't been full since
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Give a take.
Yeah.
I got a couple of just things to debrief from Vegas.
So the last day at the pickleball tournament, there's all these people walking around.
they said they were from
the McGuire company or something like that
but I think it's like a Vegas
tourism company
they were going around doing third party research
just like hey can I bother you for just a few
moments I'd ask you a few questions so
of course I'm too nice
I'm like yeah of course and we are having
a nice conversation with this old man and just
he's asking all sorts of stuff like
when did you get in fly or drive
where are you staying on the strip off the strip
hotel motel how much is your
hotel room cost are you doing
Are you doing any gambling?
Whatever.
So he'd already established a baseline.
Like, he knew quite a bit about my trip and my hotel and how much money I was spending.
And then we get to this one question.
I mean, it's purely just like black and white.
It's just like, ask the question, answer the question.
He asked me, how much money do you think you'll spend this entire trip?
And I was like, he's like a hotel, everything.
I was like, $900.
And he goes to write down the answer.
He goes, that's it.
it. I was like, well, you don't get to question my answers. It's a survey. And it was like,
there were kind of some other people around. So I did feel like I was performing a little bit.
But I was just like, you, you take my answer down. Yeah. You don't judge, what do you? My mom?
You don't judge my spending habits. I'm planning on making a bunch of money at the casino.
I was like, he's like, no gambling, which we'd already went over that. I was like, no,
I already told you, no gambling. You know, in the hotel wasn't, it's off the strip. He's like,
I just do a lot of these surveys.
spend a lot more than that. I was like, I don't want to tell you. I had chick flame
for dinner last night. What else you want to know? He's trying to like skew the
survey. Do you get paid commissions or not? Yeah, it's like his his goal of the survey is like
prove people spend too much. He's like, well, no, just give me. Pump it out for the survey.
You forgot about or that's it. Did Isaac do it too? Um, I'm sure he got her right. Because I got
asked three times. I get, there are people everywhere. And I talk to tell him. I already did it
once, already did it once. So I'm sure he's got approach. I don't know if he answered the questions or
not, but it was so funny. Everything was so normal. And it's truly so friendly for like five
minutes. Wait a second. That's it? I was like, dude, chill. You didn't check a bag?
Yeah. He ran me through a list of like, you got to be forgetting something. Are you,
a souvenir for your wife? Are you just like, yeah, you're not eating? Are you fasting for?
It was so odd. And I think I overshot it probably a little bit. Because I was like, oh, yeah, I mean,
we're splitting the hotel. So maybe last.
But yeah, I was like, I don't know.
I got Chick-Flay last night, dude.
I'm here all weekend.
What do you want for me?
Yeah, you're not going to, like, the nice buffets that are all you could eat for 50 bucks.
I played pickleball on a chick-fly.
That's funny.
I was curious about, like, obviously, Vegas is, you have, it has a reputation of Vegas
and the strip and whatever, flashy casinos and lights and everything.
But I'm like, when you're outside of that, like, does it feel like a normal place?
Or does it still have, like, a feel of like, no, this is, this is still Vegas.
It's just, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's a good question.
Does it feel like you're in the suburbs of Kansas City,
or did it feel like you're in some suburbs of a place that's still really touristy?
It didn't really feel like Vegas.
I would say it feels like I'm in Phoenix or Palm Springs or something,
because you like, you still notice the environment, the atmosphere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's mountains and it's hot and it's dry, but I didn't feel like I'm in the most touristy place
in the United States or I'm, I feel like there's gambling nearby.
I'm getting sense that.
It's just like, no, I'm just like anywhere else.
and then like the sun set or you know the sun sets and then you drive and you see the
strip like oh yeah that's right that's been here the whole time right but it's for a distance
way so no i bet Vegas has like a nice suburban feel you're just like never going to town probably
yeah because i know some friends who live there and yeah i'm like yeah you just think of like oh
it's just this and it's like you'll live in Vegas right geez so sounds like you don't live in
the church i've i know some church it like's
Big churches in Vegas.
And I'm like, that's interesting.
Why would you choose to go there?
They need it more than ever, bro.
They need it more than we do.
Oh, don't we ever, dude.
Other quick story.
This was, all right, we're going to do a new segment called
Fact or not true.
Okay.
Because that's the game I was playing with myself this entire time.
I don't know if you ever have one of these conversations,
but they're just like every two sentences
was something unbelievably fascinating and unbelievable,
where it's like, there's no way this can all be true.
And I'm going to have a tough time remembering all of it,
but like I meet this guy.
And he says, like, yeah, I used to play professional tennis.
And now I'm getting into pickleball.
But I don't even really want to play pickleball.
I want to make my own paddles.
I actually just started a company.
Here's my paler right now.
Oh, this is yours.
Great.
And I was like, you guys get from China?
He goes, no, all American.
I was like, oh, great.
Who's making him?
He goes, I am.
I go, how do you make it?
make him he goes the one-year-old night now I made it my hotel room this morning I go really that's
when you lean forward a little bit you're like okay oh so what's the outside of this fact fact fact
okay he's like it's carbon fiber and I was like well you got to get your carbon fiber from China he goes
no I go everybody gets carbon fiber even sell Kirk I mean everybody gets a carbon fiber from China
he's like no I don't and then he tells me uh no I order from this like American website olibaba
awesome they're they're out of Alabama I think it's Ali or Ibaba Alabama I can never remember
Ababa Alabama yeah and then he's like yeah I've actually been talking to some some pro players
and I'm gonna sign like this guy this guy and this guy I go wow if you don't mind me asking like
do you have investment money like how are you affording this he goes no there are no investment
it's it's been probably $10,000 my own money to get all this off the ground and but you're
signed pro players they're just doing it for free
we've got kind of an interesting structure
I'm like but no
no money is going towards him
and then later in the conversation
he's like you know what's cool is
you know I called up
trying to get you know
some people involved so I called it Baker Mayfield
and he said he would back it
and I called up Sequin Barclay and he said he would back it
and I was like you said
no investors he's like
well they would like they would vouch for it
I was like okay
and he goes and then I got
I got Trump on and he said he would back it too
And I go, so Trump right now is dealing with Gaza, the tariffs, and your pickleball paddle?
He goes, well, Trump Jr.
So there was the occasional, any time I would push back, it's like I kind of got to the right answer.
Yeah.
But at the same time, I end up talking to some of these pro players.
And I was like, hey, this guy.
He's like, yeah, I mean, I might be using his paddle.
Really?
So, and he was like, so nice.
He, like, runs a facility.
And he was like, dude, even though I'm starting this company, I always tell people to buy Friday paddles.
He's like, I recommend them all the time because they are.
Like, especially for beginners.
He's like, I tell everyone it's the best value.
He's like, so I love supporting.
You know, he was so nice.
We're like, there's no way everything you're saying could be true.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's something about, okay, people like that fascinating me because it's like, for me,
I'm always way more, like, typically way more I will underestimate or under, like, sell
what I'm saying about, like, my life or anything.
Like, that's just interesting.
It's like, Trump.
Well, no, not the Trump you're thinking, no, but I said Trump.
So you think it was Trump.
Yeah.
Everyone assumes Donald Trump Jr., of course, right?
Yeah, there were, you guys probably don't know.
Do you guys know who Tifu is, T-moomer?
Oh, shoot.
It's a website.
This guy was like, I mean, probably at Fortnite's peak, I mean, as big as, like, ninja.
I mean, just huge.
He probably still has YouTube channel with like 12 million subscribers.
He's really big.
He's like, yeah, so we're doing the pickleball company together.
You know, he's like, we're best friends.
We go fishing together, all the stuff.
And it's like, how can all of this be true?
I bet some of it is.
I just can't figure out what's what, and there is even way more to it.
But that was one of those, I was like, where you been, dude?
I was like, dude, I don't know where I'm going to start, dude.
Let me tell you where I've been.
This guy made a paddle in his hotel room that Hunter Johnson is now using in the finals tomorrow, I guess.
He said it's UPA approved.
And when I asked him how he got UPA approved, he said, I drove there myself and tested it myself.
I think that's not real.
So it's like, I don't know, dude.
I don't know what's going on.
Ah, yeah.
It's kind of fun to have those, though, because then it tests me as like, you know, if I'm going to live as an adult, I need to have a good sense of if I'm being had or not. This is a good test. I have no idea.
But I was going to say, but I was going to say, you don't know.
But someday maybe, I'll find out. Yeah. It was just one of those fascinating conversations. It's like, well, it's pretty interesting.
Dude, that's so, yeah, there was a guy that came by my flip house one time. And he was like, yeah, I used to live here as a kid. And I believe him. If not, then this guy's,
certifying insane. Yeah.
But he did then, like we probably, like I showed him around inside, like when we were, I mean,
it was still in like the infancy. Like it was like very like nasty in there and studs and
everything. But like he's showing me all around. Tell me like so many stories about all these
different things. And they were so detailed that it was like either you're insane or you're
absolutely like you have a very interesting, fun, crazy life. You know,
this bedroom used to being Baker Mayfields and Trump.
Yeah, it was never, that's, that's what's kind of crazy about your thing.
It's like you, like, he's name dropping like crazy.
It's like, there were a couple times where I was like, can you just pause for a second?
Well, I just like think about how you made this paddle in your hotel room.
Like, like, all right, I'm ready again.
Because to me, it's almost like, if you're going to lie, name drop one.
Don't, you can't name drop all of them or else it becomes more and more unbelievable.
So it's like, I got to prove it to you now.
In the middle of the season, you call these guys?
What?
Trump Jr.?
It's still pretty hard
to get hold of, probably.
Also, it only cost you 10th.
Like, if you have that much money
or that much connection or whatever,
why would you just do this by hand yourself?
I don't know.
I'm remembering more things.
I'll let you talk about this guy.
Yeah.
Because I asked him, I was like,
so when are you launching?
He's like, I think next week, we're going to launch.
I was like, okay, cool.
So what does that mean?
Just like, the website's private.
You're just kind of like flip the switch.
He goes, no, I'll probably do the website tomorrow.
And I was like, like, from scratch.
She's like, yeah, I'll probably start coding the website tomorrow.
I was like, interesting.
I'm a coder.
You know, I was a hacker for the CIA for a while.
That's how I know Trump Jr. actually.
No, this guy, I mean, I'm trying to, I can't think of very many of his stories now.
But one that I can remember specifically is he had, I think his dad had some business or something.
So this guy had a van.
But somehow, this van, back in the day when either Ford or Chevy or somebody in Kansas City,
you know had a plant here like this van the mechanic who built the van uh got frustrated or
was doing a prank or something so he put a corvette engine in this van and it's one of only
six vans that are like this and he's like and so i was flying around the neighborhood and the
police they couldn't catch me and all this different stuff he told me that story like that he had
this van that was like he could like race anybody on the street and like beat him because he
had this Corvette engine in there and like was going into all this thing he also told me the
story this one was like I tried to look it up and to be fair I don't know how easy it would be to
look up now but like he was like yeah somebody his his dad's business was a lock company or something
like their alarm like old school alarms that's what it was old school alarm company and so this old
school alarm company basically was responsible for catching these mob mafia
like crime people in Kansas City.
The Louvre.
It was a Da Vinci coat.
And no, like, and so these people found out where this guy lived and they put a bomb on the front step of this house.
And I'm like, that's crazy story.
I guess that's real.
It's like, and this guy's probably in his 60s or 70s now.
So I'm like, I try to Google it, but it's like, how do you find that?
You try to find archives of somebody might know out there ghosties could find Google a Leewood.
Leewood bomb porch.
Yes.
He was like, and I was living right underneath this.
And so I heard the bomb go, you know, I'm like,
and my sister was freaking out.
I remember Sequin Barclay.
He tried to hurdle the bomb.
He was there.
Yeah.
So, and then, I mean, he didn't have any, but he did name drop or like,
not name drop, but like, tell me something he either invented or was working on.
That sounded like if he came into it, he was going to make a ton of money.
And so I was like, I'm going to save your contact to see if you want to buy my house when it's done.
but he's from Florida
just visiting him on business
and so he just wanted to come by the house
and either he's a psycho
who's like I'm just going to go find a house
it's under renovation
I'm just going to improv for about 45 minutes
he was good at it
but also I'm like
I would love to hear some more stories
for you man
every now then you meet someone like that
you're just like I hope it's true
I want to believe in the best
but I just don't I don't talk to people
like this very often
yeah and to be fair
we're in Kansas City
and that's Vegas like if there's people that are more connected they're probably living in
Vegas yeah and so they're but also it's like are we just ignorant Midwesterners for thinking like
whoa Vegas dude he probably does no say Juan whoa he probably goes to Caesars all the time in the
high roller room I don't know that's pretty funny though yeah yeah just one of the conversations
between the american gladiator and everything else but nitro last thing we did in Vegas was like
I mean, truly people
pretty much cleared out
and there was like kind of
a player's only like lounge
slash where the pro shop
and everything was for the tennis facility
we'd heard they have like locker rooms in there
were like ooh
a shower before the airport would be nice
we had a luggage with us all day
so it was kind of like
necessarily intimate
but you know I make sure I go men's
and not women's
but I mean as I enter the locker room
I guess not quite the men's locker room
but the area the vestibule of the locker room
yeah Jeannie Bouchard
walks like past the women's
locker room like hey oh that's the men's you've worked with her uh no she is just like really
famous for being like an attractive tennis player like has one like wimbledon i'm pretty sure and it's
just like crazy talented at tennis coming over to picka ball like has security with her at pickup
tournaments because it's like okay she's not as accessible as ben john should probably be i see i've
heard of her yeah big deal you know kind of in pickleball but for sure in tennis um and so
So Isaac and I go into these walk rooms, a shower.
And the first thing we see is like,
there's no, like, soap in here or anything.
Okay, not the worst thing.
And then Isaac was like,
is he any towels?
Oh, good point.
I guess everybody knows to like bring their own stuff.
So I was like, let me go outside.
So then I go back out to the pro shop desk.
I was like, do you guys have any towels lying around?
He's like, he didn't even check.
No, no towels.
I was like, are there any solutions to this?
I was like, I guess I could,
all my clothes are pretty dirty.
maybe I could drive up with those.
He's like, you know, we sell towels.
I was like, oh, okay.
I look over and it's just like a golf towel,
like a little thing to like wipe your clubs with.
Yeah, like a hand towel size, maybe.
Hand towel sized.
One thing led to another and I talked him down.
Got two hand towels for the price of one.
So Isaac and I dried off.
You know?
You couldn't even get it around like your waist.
You could get it like it was front or back where you want to cover up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we showered.
I've never like cared.
for like the square inch of a towel like this before
but I mean every square inch is like getting me dry
like maybe I don't even do the hair
that's gonna be too much moisture
I just gotta do the body do the hair last at least
whatever I get out of the hair
yeah you're like being very strategic about where I go first
I'm padding you're like being very efficient with it
yeah everything is like very very controlled
very thoughtful every stroke
is like calculated we don't have much time
like an artist every stroke
Yeah, I'm drying off Isaac
You're like, paint me
Paint me
Yeah, I was at Fortier
What was meant to be like
That's gonna be so nice to shower
For the airport is like
I'm so like wet putting my clothes back on
I didn't even really get clean
That's great
And then we got to the airport
And what do I do in the Vegas airport
I sit there while my flight's delayed
It happened again so we were there
We got home
I think we laid it
Shout out Scott
Our win of the week
Is Scott Peck
Good Guy of the week
Yeah
He was flying back from Phoenix
his flight landed at two ours got so delayed that it landed at like two 45 scott waited for us at the
airport at 2 a.m for us for our flight to land and to get our bags and to take us to his house so scott
was 2 a m yeah yeah it's 245 yeah that's good that's nice guy a nice guy could have gone home and went
right to bed waited for us we could give us a ride to our car nice guy's got who else was with you
just me and isa boy because scott was at in phoenix he was in phoenix i was like sorry yeah sorry
Yeah, it was like a completely different flight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Was Scott delayed as well because of something similar?
That was, he was supposed to, it was like, you know, 9 p.m. flight will get home at 2 a.m.
Okay.
Or it was a 7 p.m. flight got delayed like four hours.
Nice.
Landed at 245, walked in the house at like four or something.
Wow.
Time and style.
Yeah, seriously.
Good for you.
But shout out Scott for being nice.
Yeah, seriously.
Winner the week for me?
I don't really have one.
I mean, I mean, it's been a lot of fun when the week.
But one of the week, I guess is that KU.
game with the kids.
I'll say table setters today.
We had table setters this morning.
Once a month, we know we meet up.
And there's a lot of dudes coming, which is cool.
It feels like there's some momentum there.
And it's kind of just like recognizing a need for these, like a lot of these guys,
like solopreneur, business owner kind of guys are just like, man, we just need
good community and good guys around us.
So cool to see.
There's a guy there.
That's fun.
I need to come to one.
Do you remember, Jake?
I'm sure you do, because why wouldn't you?
Last year, you and I went to the Ravens game.
Barbecue sauce.
Oh, of course.
Of course.
Barbecue sauce.
Post-barbecue sauce, we go change, right?
Ish.
Yeah, and then we went to that little, like,
Budlight party deck thing.
Oh, and then got stuck in the rain.
And then we got stuck in the rain there.
Yeah.
And then they kicked us out of that.
Yeah, we got to go.
And it's like, it's pouring down rain.
It's like, we got to tear this down.
You got to go.
You can't be here.
And we sprinted in.
Dude, I forgot.
Yeah, I got covered barbecues on us
and then soaked.
Yeah.
While we ran to the game, do you remember?
We saw someone and took a selfie.
Correct.
He came to table setters today.
Wow.
Shout out Austin.
I think Austin's wife,
I'm going to look up her name.
Just, how fun would it be to get your name on the podcast?
How do that be?
Austin DeBoar.
Wife's name is DeBoar.
Cynthia.
Rachel DeBoar.
Cool.
Thanks, Rachel, for listening.
and yeah I was like I introduced myself he's like I'm Austin I was like have we met before
and he's like you kind of recognize him I did yeah I was like and I was because I don't want to like
I don't know you always worry like dude we've had a conversation I felt that way with a bracy hot
settler however yeah when he came to Gulf Shores and I'm like introduced myself he's like yeah
I was I was in Indiana like for mainstream roasters I was dang it I'm sorry and I bet we had a good
conversation you know not a lot of people that day
So, anyway, I'm like, if you look kind of familiar, I'll see it.
And he's like, yeah, we met at the Chiefs game.
Took a selfie with you.
Anyway, coming to table centers, which is fun.
Recently, I've been employing a new strategy where if I've even somewhat thinking
that maybe I've met before, I go ahead and say, like, have I met you before?
I'm hoping then it helps.
And I'm about one for four lately.
Really?
Like, I have a little overzealous.
I'm like, no, I trust my memory.
No, I have met them.
And the last three or four times like, no, no, no, I've never met you for.
But also awkward when you say nice to meet you.
and they say, good to see you, or good to see you again.
It's like, crap.
There was a guy, the gala that I went to.
It was like, yeah, man, nice to see you.
And I'm like, yeah, good to meet you.
I thought we just met.
I don't think I met you, but you said that.
So now is it safer to do that, you think?
Just say nice.
I see you.
Does it.
This is just kind of like, it sounds like a combination of both,
but it's clearly like a good bye and kind of like,
all right, man.
Hey, this is fun.
Isaiah.
I'm really impressed.
Yeah.
In the weekend.
I'm kind of nervous to ask.
Table Sutter's podcast?
Still going?
Don't be nervous to ask.
Sure.
It's still going.
I don't know.
Yes and no.
It's, we haven't recorded in a long time.
Okay.
But you have episodes coming out?
No.
Okay, sorry.
But obviously you have episodes coming out, though.
So we haven't recorded in a while.
Correct.
all I haven't posted either.
I'm not saying it's,
I don't know what my expectation for it is.
I don't know if I have much.
Honestly,
I've been letting Will kind of,
will's definitely been the reason that we did it.
And like,
if he reaches out to me,
I'll be like,
yeah,
let's record,
but I have not prioritized recording it.
So I don't know.
There's been really kind things.
It seems like people are benefiting from it.
So I'm like,
okay,
maybe we should record some.
But there was some of the episodes were better than others.
Some of the episodes were like,
what are we talking about here?
like it's a little bit different than like ghostrenners what are we talking about here we can talk
about whatever matter for a while you know and stomach and so that's what I'm used to and so then
it's like okay what are we gonna we gotta we gotta have a little bit of a there's no more pressure to add some
value or you're right not waste people's time right either that or like let's only record for 25
minutes yeah shoot the breeze but like everyone knows that's kind of what this podcast is it's just
like a chill podcast yeah so um yeah I wouldn't be surprised if we recorded some more eventually
but Will and I are just busy enough with other things.
I don't think it's...
I'm not gonna push it, if that makes sense.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So...
Makes sense.
We'll see.
Who knows?
Makes sense to me.
Who knows?
But, um...
Okay.
Timmy, do you have a win?
Oh, yeah, win.
Oh, yeah.
I do.
The little, like, church weekend in Peachtree City was like...
T.C.
So good.
It was like super...
It was like a lot of people I knew.
a lot of new friends
a lot of just like fun times
but also just like very
the vibes were just like
it was so natural to like
make conversation spiritual
and like
had like meaningful discussions
with people and stuff
and yeah just like left feeling very
just like encouraged and like
I want to live for Christ like I'm
it's like important
so it's like good dude
yeah I'm just like good
good friends that are believers
good times and just like
yeah I mean
yeah you spur each other on yeah it's like yeah it's like if you're if you're out there
and you haven't like given your life to christ like think about it come on it's like amen brother
it's good that's good it's really worth it yes yeah good for you man i think
those weekends are necessary like community yeah just good yeah it's good community is just
it's it's the way that we were made to you know be yeah you know in community with other people so
yeah it's just like super inspiring so yeah good that's a huge win they win
Beach, Tree.
GTC.
Good city.
Great.
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You won the shmores last week.
Should we do that next week?
We have time to prepare for it?
Sure.
Or what?
I had this idea.
We could choose which one
is the least needing preparation.
You go for it, Brad.
Good job winning.
Here's my idea.
The time's going to be gone,
so we might have to put somebody else in his place.
Have a whole episode of schmores.
Nothing but schmores, and listen to this.
We know every,
and we eat schmores while we do it, fun.
And we could get crazy.
Here's all seven
shmores that we're going to do, you can choose in any order.
That might be crazy.
Kind of fun, though.
That is kind of fun.
I have a whole schmores episode.
Anyway.
That's a fun idea.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, we should do that one of the time and list episodes.
Okay.
I just had a quick segment here that maybe you guys can add to.
It's a little bit, maybe it's a little too hard to think of right off the top.
But I just wrote down, I'm not judging, but I'll never be one of these people.
And I have two things.
One of them is, I'm never going to be a bumper sticker guy.
Okay.
I don't think I'm ever, I just, I'm pretty, I'm pretty, at least right now, I'm pretty
strong on the stance of like, I want a nice car, but I don't want to add any modifications to the car.
I'm not going to be a, I'm not going to, you know, have nice rims.
I'm not going to have, you know, throw a spoiler on it.
I'm not going to do a lift kit on the truck.
I'm not going to, yes, yeah.
You want the stock model.
If it comes, if it comes with the spoiler, okay.
Sick.
But like, I'm not going to add.
something to it. I'm not going to do bumper stickers. I don't, I don't think I'm going to do.
You don't judge, but it's not for you. You know,
Baylor Mom, you know, anything like that.
Or you wait. I don't know.
Or all the little stick figure kids, you know, in the family and all that.
They're fun. I like watching them. And similar to this next one, I'm not, along with bumper stickers.
Any more thoughts? You guys like bumper stickers?
I think I feel similarly.
I think I don't see myself becoming one, but I'm not going to adamantly say,
never will okay you're gonna leave the door open a little bit yeah because i i enjoy looking at
them sometimes oh no me too okay yeah yeah i'm not i'm not i'm not an anti bumper sticker the segment
is i don't judge i'm not judging i'll just never be one of these people it's like i really enjoy a good
bumper sticker so it's like maybe someday i'd find one that means enough to me yeah
gunner be don't is there one on ghost runners like yeah is there yeah we have bumper sticker
we're pro bumper sticker yes don't get we've never said that um yeah gunner has one that's like
Andy Reed, you know, silhouette.
That's right, he does.
It's just fun.
Like, I think, but I'm never going to put it in my car.
Yeah.
In a similar vein, I'm not judging, but I'll never be one of these people, tattoo guy.
I'll never have a tattoo.
I just don't think I'll ever get a tattoo.
I don't have any desire to get one.
Once again, Tymand, I enjoy looking at slash talking about people's tattoos.
Yeah.
I just, I'm never going to be a tattoo guy.
I think I'm in the same boat.
Never cool.
I don't think I'm cool enough, to be honest.
I don't, it's not me.
That's not me.
Yeah.
I'm probably cool.
I think I'm cool.
Oh,
I'm cool.
No,
I'm like super cool.
But like,
I don't know if I'm a tattoo guy.
I think like the only situation
I could see myself getting a tattoo
is like it's very much like
either it's like a silly thing with friends
and it's like in a place to know or whatever.
It's like I would never get a tattoo tattoo tattoo.
Yeah.
Jake has that.
I have the first option.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Time hasn't seen it.
It's not old enough.
That's only.
Only for Vegas.
Only scenario I could ever see it happen.
Small towels.
in the cover of that.
Jeannie saw it.
Yeah.
I think I'm with you.
Yeah.
Yeah, as far as real tattoos go,
I'm like,
I'm going to leave the door open
because maybe like,
it's just a little dark,
but I'm like leaving the door over,
like maybe it's like some sort of like
in memoriam type tattoo.
Really?
I guess I could see that.
I don't know.
I guess I won't know until it happens
if I want to like memorialize someone
that way.
But for the most part, I'm like,
man, just decide.
You have multiple things to decide.
It's like what it is and where it's at.
Correct.
And it is like really permanent.
If you have any history of ever making a decision, you regret.
It's like, this is pretty risky.
I think that's it too.
It's like, I don't know.
It's my skin.
You only get one of them.
I don't need to like, yeah.
Like you said, like it's easy enough to regret.
Like, should I have gotten this chick-filling grilled nuggets?
I don't know.
I'm so kind of hungry.
It's like that happens all the time.
I got to really want something.
But I think maybe that's just, it's a personal thing.
were like, I'm okay having a few and I don't love this one as much as I did at first,
but I still like it.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Unless somebody specifically says, if I die tragically, I would like a tattoo on your
body.
And you kind of make that arrangement.
Like, please, please don't be a jerk and tell me that because then I'll have to.
But otherwise, probably not, probably not going to remember you that way.
I was on the phone with Kyle Kazuda, who we had on the podcast last night, kind of debriefing
our weekends.
I went to Vegas.
Scott went to him in Phoenix because he did like an in-person retreat.
A little bit of like Ghost Nets Getaway vibes.
Yeah.
I was like, how was it?
He was like, dude, someone showed up with my logo tattooed on his forearm.
And I was like, dude.
No way.
I think I signed a tattoo one time.
I never met that girl again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You remember after that one show, yeah.
Or no, oh, I forgot that one girl in, yeah, Washington has our tattoo.
Were you thinking of something else?
I was thinking there was a girl who made me, I signed her arm.
She was covered in tattoos.
But she was like, if you signed my forearm, I want to get your name tattooed tomorrow with your
signature.
What?
That was nerve-wracking.
No way.
I don't think I remember that.
Yeah, it was probably my first tour.
I remember Rachel was at that show.
So, yeah, somewhere in 2021.
I think that happened.
And yeah, I was like, are you sure?
Even though she was covered, it seemed like tattoos didn't really mean a lot to her.
But I was like, still, I mean, I don't sign a lot.
Do you want, I'm allegedly, you want all caps or like, I don't even need to.
That would be hilarious.
I want to do cursive.
Just printed it.
Jake, like Andy and Toy Story, you know.
The E is backwards.
Yeah.
I remember being nervous the first time I had to do that, too.
somebody yeah you'll get you get like you'll remember once it's like a daily thing or like
you'll get used to it once you go to enough ac conferences and pt right right but yeah he was he's
like dude it's something about it's like then you feel like I owe this guy yeah way more of my
time or like hope he doesn't live during hope he's still playing pickleball 10 years from now and he's
not like why did I get this guy's logo it's not even like his YouTube channel it's not even just like a
pickle ball it's like it's like him earning like him in action just like a dark oh yeah yes
Kyle like I can't change my
logo now.
I can't take my logo.
I got to get this guy, I guess,
free membership for lie.
I don't know.
Make sure that guy likes me.
Like, what if he's a,
yes.
You know,
he's a jerk to him or something.
Do you have any more?
The only other one I wrote down,
I didn't love,
because I don't think,
I might be judging this person a little bit.
Okay,
so this is a new segment called.
I'm kind of judging,
but I'm trying not to judge,
but I'll still promise I'll never be one of these people.
The guys that wear five finger shoes.
I think I'm judging them a little bit
I don't know if I judge
I think wow I would never do that
you don't judge I think I'm like
I don't know if we're going to be friends
I just
I must say I won't be friends with that
I don't know
I guess I need to figure out what judge means exactly
but like yeah I'm like I think it looks stupid
like the other ones I'm like I like those
I just don't like them for me
five fingers I'm like you look ridiculous
I don't want it for anyone
you're trying too hard
I am judging.
I'm judging.
My fingers.
You know what those are,
I think I put it in the category
of like any...
To shoes?
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Weird looking.
But my friend Isaac wears him
sometimes.
He's an athlete.
I respect it.
Isaac's cool.
What kind of athlete?
Cricket?
Yeah.
Is he an actual...
Does he, like,
pretending to be a cricket?
He's a runner.
He is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Classic.
Marathons.
Classic.
Yeah, I think I put it in the category
of just like any...
Almost like in an outfit choice
of like, I would never wear a fedora, but whatever.
You're like wearing it, you know, hey, whatever.
That's a decent.
Yeah, I would never be seen in a calf sleeve.
I'll hang out with Jake.
Hey, I think it's being retired.
Try it out in Vegas, no sleeve.
Try it out yesterday.
I think I'm moving on.
Man, it feels good to have them free.
We should make a bet.
Will Jake put the sleeve back on in 20, by at the end of 2026?
I say yes.
I know.
I don't know.
I need to figure out.
I've been doing all these stretches, been trying to do my own physical therapy.
I almost texted Zinka, the girl who cut me on Monday.
Like, I was prepared to text her,
you're America worker.
And then by Tuesday, I was like, oh, it's back.
Yeah, I get, what, every fortnight get cupped?
We need to get needled.
It's just going to linger, I think.
Yeah, it's one of those annoying injuries.
Oh, good.
I'm not judging, but I'll never be one of those people.
Got any?
Oh, I know I have some.
It's just hard to think.
I know.
It's a tough one to spring on you.
I, this is versus.
when it comes to mine. All right, this segment's called, um, I, I probably won't ever do this,
but I'll leave the door open. Yeah. Get really into my lawn. Mm. And by, I'm going to leave the door
open. It's like, maybe if I inherited a good lawn, that would make me feel nicer about it. Or if maybe,
like, the neighborhood I was in, all had nice lawns of, right? I don't know, some other situation, but
I just can't see a world where I put effort into a lawn.
Yeah.
Like you wouldn't,
because I like my lawn.
I do like the lawn.
But I like it to the point of like,
I'll hire somebody else to do it.
Like I think it's worth that to me.
But like,
or are you saying you would never even do that?
Yeah, I think there's like an element of like,
oh, you need to bag your leaves or it's kind of like,
you know, your grass isn't going to grow as well.
Bah, just whatever.
Go ahead.
Oh, you know, this edging here kind of makes it look a little nicer from the road.
It's going to keep growing next week, right?
If I edge it.
Yeah.
It's just, do that again.
I.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't want it to come across as judgmental.
But I try to just like, yeah, it's okay.
Obviously, you can landscape.
You can care about your lawn.
But I did a podcast a long time ago.
It's like, you should care way more about the inside of your house where people are gathering and what you have.
Like, that's what matters rather than the outside.
of your house.
If the motivation is to look good for that sake.
The Joneses.
Yeah.
But if it's like, hey, I want my lawn to be great so that people will, you know,
congregate outside.
That's nice.
Sure.
Sure.
That's a fair point.
Or I'm trying to like sell my house.
Yeah.
That helps too.
Oh, man.
Yeah, lawns are, I, I'm a fan of, I'm a fan of a nice green, beautiful lawn.
And I like your line.
I can appreciate a good one.
Maybe it's just a trait of laziness.
Whatever it is.
It's like, oh, that's just like so bottom of the list of like chores I would ever get fired up about.
Also, it's like kind of daunting of like, I don't know how to do any of this.
This whole lawn, it's just got to grow back either way.
Yeah.
Your dad does a good job with his lawn.
And it's off.
He really likes.
Big old lawn.
Yeah, like mowing and all that stuff.
So it's fine.
You can like your lawn.
I'm not old enough to appreciate it.
I'm mature enough.
You'll get there, baby.
Maybe I will.
Doors open.
Time you got any?
Not judging.
Just random thoughts?
Oh, not.
Oh, sure.
Anything.
Oh, I don't know.
Not judging.
Nothing came to mind.
Okay.
I just, yeah, I just, not judging the bumper sticker thing, but I, so I, but I just, I just notice them all the time.
I'm not going to be a, I'm not going to be the kind of guy who, like, does a, you know,
funny thing around his, like, license plate, you know.
A little border.
But I like him.
So maybe I should.
I don't know.
It's one of those things like, well, I'm never going to get to look at it.
Yeah.
And I'm, it just is like, I know it sounds ridiculous because it's 45 seconds, probably
of work, but it's like, why would I, why?
It's got one on there now.
It's fine.
It's, I think I see the car as a function, a, a tool.
And so therefore, if the tool works and it works reliably and it looks good enough, like,
I'm not going to try to, it's not an accessory beyond that.
I always think about like the
Oh, okay, got one, it's similar
I don't judge you if you do
But I would never pay extra
For a certain car paint color
Okay, yeah
It's like, all right, the white one's this price
But if you want the silver, it's $1,000 more
Similar to Barberstar is like,
I don't actually ever get to enjoy it
I'm inside the car
That's a good point, dude
I don't care what the outside looks like
Once you're in the car
Because if you care too much
It's like, yeah, that's, to me it seems
like vanity. It's like I want people to look at me and think a certain way about
the color of this car. If that's the motive, yeah, it's like, what I'm a, I'm, I preach that
all the time about minivans because people are like, oh, I can never drive a minivan. I'm like,
once you're inside, you don't feel like you're driving a minivan. It feels like this is
extremely functional. I love this car. It feels like you're driving a Accura RSX or something.
It's like, this is just a normal car. Yeah. You know? And then you look outside. It's like,
oh, that's a minivan. That's kind of odd looking, but I don't care. And it's like, look how
easy it is to get in and out. Look how massive this electric door is. I'm whipping around. Yeah,
everywhere. So yeah, you ever miss your minivan? I, I don't know. I think I like my car enough
that I don't, but it's like I did love the minivan. It was really nice. Yeah. And again, it's like,
yeah, I got my car because I sat in it and drove it. Like, I don't know, it wasn't like I'm,
it didn't catch my attention from the outside when I was looking for cars. Yes. The headrests are
soft, so I got it. I was going to say, I get more pumped about like, yeah, it's comfortable. It's
got cool like controls and stuff like that like that yeah yeah but something like when you just
get in a car in the windshield feels like I could see a ton you know it's like oh this is like panoramic
this is nice cup holders yeah I'll never understand especially people that are like I don't know
what the number is let's say $4,000 car like a lower end car but it's like clearly been modified
I'm like why not just go for the $7,000 car that's normal I don't know I thought of
one last one
I don't judge you if you do but I will never
I'm shutting the door on this
ride a motorcycle
ride not even
not even drive not even be a motorcycle guy
but just like straight up like drive one ride one
okay not worth
what about what are like mopeds like the
like mini like little motorbikes
like those things yeah
I guess that would be
yeah I'm thinking like to get around
I use a motorcycle that
never ever
but to like get to Sonic just down that street, you know, like, yeah, if it's a busy,
you know, it's a Sunday morning, yeah, I'll hop on the moped.
Yeah, motorcycles are dangerous.
I mean, yeah, in more, like, I almost like changed lanes the other day and there was
a motorcycle right there.
And I did not, I did not, I could not see him.
Like literally, like, even if I tried, I would not be able to see him in my blind spot.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
I'm there with you.
It's not worth it.
I'm also just a little bit worried my calf would burn on the tailpipe.
Like, just like, ow, they got to put the sleeve back on.
Man, I would love an e-bike, though.
Some kind of, like, electric bike to get around, like, close things.
That sounds so fun.
Yes, agreed.
And way less dangerous.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
But yeah, the idea, I mean, of going down the highway, like, on a bike, it's kind of terrifying.
Just like, nothing protecting you.
You're just, like, on a little two-wheel thing.
I can't believe it's allowed.
It takes a little, just a little.
You think by the time we're alive,
that's even going to be allowed,
now that I'm thinking about it.
Like, that's so dangerous.
Isn't, like, crazy to ensure a motorcyclist
because it's just, like, the risk you're taking on?
Probably.
Am I looking outlaw of that?
Yeah, you're going to be that.
I'm going to take a stance.
This is my life's work.
You have no anecdote behind it.
Like, no real reason.
Just like, I don't know.
Think about it.
I'm just trying to protect you.
I don't know.
And if you are a motorcyclist,
just know I care about you.
That's where I'm coming from.
Yeah.
I'm not judging. I just care about you. I just think it just, you know, risk assessment.
There's other ways to value your life better. Yeah, like jump out of an airplane or something.
Yeah. Flying a Boeing 737 max. That's, that's dangerous, but like, calculated.
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Real quick.
Yeah.
One more thing.
Did you see the Gulf Shores group chat with Caleb Sullivan
and the Facebook Marketplace?
No.
Okay.
Let's talk about it real quick.
Caleb Sullivan.
So, of course, Corey, his best friend,
also went on the trip,
brings it up because he's giving him Caleb a hard time.
we learned that Caleb Sullivan
doesn't give his own address out for Facebook marketplace
Oh, he meets it like a neutral location
Great idea, Jake, that seems kind of normal
Yeah, grocery store, quick trip
Quick trip, I do it all the time
Yeah, yeah, that's fine, yes
I understand like, I don't know, maybe we shouldn't meet up in my house
Caleb
What is this going to be?
Let's say his house is at 7,004, you know, Baker Street
Okay
he says, hey, my address is 7,00 Baker Street.
The person comes to 7,0002 Baker Street, aka his neighbor,
and he makes sure that they look okay.
And then he texts him and says, oh, sorry, I didn't mean 7,0002.
I meant 7,0004.
And so I'm like, so you're telling me.
So Caleb does his own segment called, I will judge, and I'll do it often.
And I will put my neighbor in danger.
I will judge you by a cover.
I will judge you by my windows.
And, I mean, just wild.
How many tattoos is that?
I'll let them in.
All right.
Is that a El Camino?
No way.
I don't know.
No way.
Look at these rims.
Yikes.
Sorry, it deals off.
Not even close buster.
That's so funny.
You know?
And so like, because I think it's like, what if I always gave them your address?
Mm-hmm.
And then, I don't know the person looks like a serial killer.
I'm not letting them in my house.
Hands off.
Like, sorry.
Deals off.
Keep knocking, though.
Yeah, then all of a sudden, this person's bad.
I draw 45 minutes for this.
Let's go.
Come on.
Yeah, so I just couldn't believe that.
I was like, that's so funny.
Like, I don't have any fault.
I meet people at the quick trip down the street all the time.
Yeah.
It's like, that's fine.
I'd rather sometimes do that.
It's easier.
It makes both people feel safer.
Totally.
But to be like, yeah.
Whoops, wrong, wrong address.
he's like purring out his window like looking at him
anyway
I just was like that's Caleb for you
that's great I didn't I didn't catch that
I guess yeah I think they had an episode I need to listen to it
ghost he's on second did an episode with Jesse Platner
and I think that it got uncovered there
and Jesse and Corey just gave him a hard time
so
honestly I would love Jesse if you want to just send us a voice memo
or something and just give us
just any story, but probably some Facebook marketplace stories that Jesse has would be great.
To say, it's too bad this is going to come on Wednesday, because we're recording next Tuesday.
I just invite Jesse. You want to take time and spot? Do you want to come to Kansas City and join for an episode?
Well, I could, but I'm fixing up my CV on my Jeddah. And so I don't know if I'll be able to fix it in time.
Sorry, I'm meeting with a blacksmith. He did all the, all the cannibals in the Civil War.
And so we're, anyway, we're doing this. Well, all the lead-based ones, at least.
You know, they made them out of lead. And they also made some.
copper ones that did not fly as well.
The trajectory on those things is just a little bit too heavy.
You probably already heard about all that.
You know that, though, so.
Anyway, shout out, Jesse.
Maybe we'll have a time and replace them in the next two weeks.
Maybe we won't.
I'm excited for the Schmores episode, though.
Yeah.
Shmores of Smores.
Smorgers boards.
Yeah, big schmores.
Smoors is a board of schmores.
It's a board of schmores.
Oh.
Shores a board.
Shows is a board.
And, yeah, we'll find someone to,
join in for four episodes, right?
Just four episodes?
Right, you promised.
As far as I know.
Yeah, Timon, you said four episodes.
As far as I know.
Okay.
Well, what do you want people to know, Timon?
They're not going to hear from you of her.
Go stream my song.
Oh, yeah.
Coming out this Friday.
Should I...
I guess I will have some feedback by the time this...
Like, I guess you guys can just wait.
Should I, like, do a whole little artist thing
and, like, make a few videos where I, like,
lip sync it?
Like, little part...
Like, should I do the cheesy little things that artists have to do?
Would you want to do that?
Like, would that be fun for you?
Honestly, kind of yeah.
Yeah, then do it.
I think it does sound kind of fun.
Like I said, on my camera, I'm just like, I guess it'd have to be tomorrow that I did that because I leave.
But I'll think about it.
It'd be kind of fun.
Why not?
Yeah.
I'll just make a few.
Because while you're learning to make music, you're also learning how to market your music.
So you don't want, like, let's say a year from now, now you're really getting good.
Now you're really proud.
you almost have a little following, maybe.
Who knows?
Now you're really excited about this single,
but it's your first time having to promote one.
You're like, I wish I would have been practicing this the last year.
Yeah.
Got to think of some, like, creative hooks and stuff.
You know, it's having a bad day.
Put these on.
Yep.
And then I'll make, write this song.
I'm about to have a good day.
Let's clear this up real quick.
People have asked us, I've seen it multiple times now.
Did we ever find out what the schmores was that we had to guess what the prompt was?
Not sure if I missed it.
I don't know if we ever.
Did we say that?
Yeah, things we used to love, right?
Yeah, I talked about it.
Okay, just making sure.
Great.
Things we used to enjoy.
Things we used to love.
Yeah.
We don't exactly know what it was.
Ooh, I'm reading comments now.
Peru does garage sales.
They really like to haggle.
It gets intense.
That sounds fun.
I'd love to have a Peru.
That's why Alvaro is always like, hey, hey, let me, let me, let me go to the gold
shorts with you.
Yeah, he's like, yeah, I saw one dolphin, that's fine.
I'll stay at home with Samuel.
Oh, man.
All right, comment on the week for me.
Ashley Hill, 3947.
3947?
She said, I'm so with you on your Halloween take, Brad.
I don't remember what my Halloween take was, but she said,
also your take on doing all you can to avoid picking things up from a bunch of episodes
ago where I, like, kick it to or something else.
So I picked two things up when I've been done.
over it with having a toddler and being 30 weeks pregnant i can't agree more yes 100% ashley hill
thank you i'm gonna go uh from pinay pasta pasta jake i tried fire cupping because you are right
there is like a version of this like Isaac was talking about it like there is like a hot cup and then
like a normal physical therapy cup i think yeah yeah i i tried fire cupping at a massage parlor in
Beijing, China, while on a mission trip.
They lit the cup on fire in front of you, then put it on your feet.
I've never been in so much pain.
Oh, that was fun.
Did you see all the discourse on our Facebook group?
Like women saying that cupping is worse than childbirth.
There were also some women being like, no, it's not.
But I mean, a handful of women, I mean, what's her name, Megan Carlson?
She was like, I gave pregnancy no epidural, and I would prefer that over cupping.
She's far as her.
Yeah, she's fine.
She's corn fed.
Yeah.
Made me feel a little bit better.
Okay.
Thank you to the women who made those comments.
Yeah.
I don't know where you got cupped, but anyway, back to Penn A.
Our whole group sat in a line together, holding back tears from the pain.
No one wanted to speak up and make these old ladies feel bad.
Finally, our trip leader saw we were all dying and asked the translator to tell them to loosen our cups up for us.
We laughed so hard afterwards, but wow, never again.
Yeah, fire cupping sounds like, I mean, just what I did, but worse.
But just sweating even more.
Extreme.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you should try to find the amazing race episode where they do it.
I love the amazing race.
It's so good.
I think it's the best show of all time.
How do we watch it?
Are they making them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We watch it.
Peacock?
They have a new season.
It's all like Big Brother people, though.
It's like,
oh, it's not normal folk.
It's not gay firefighters anymore.
Not anymore, buddy.
It's gay, it's gay big brothers.
Big Sisters of America.
No.
I think, like, you can watch them on YouTube TV,
but I think they have it on either Hulu or.
I think it's Hulu that has it or maybe Paramount Plath, some of them.
I haven't got into like a network show, I mean, since criminal minds in high school.
It would be nice to just weekly watch The Amazing Race.
Credit to girls.
Girls do a good job of this.
They're watching The Bachelor.
They're watching Love is Blind.
They're watching Dancing with the Stars.
Yeah.
I got nothing.
I got the Chiefs.
Yeah, we got NFL.
Yeah, Hulu has it.
Looks like a lot of places apparently have it.
I want to get into the next amazing race season.
But that's the fun thing is that you can watch old seasons.
That's true.
and like be as into it as it were as if it were new like you don't have to it doesn't have to be like a live like week to week thing you know so
I do think I need that discourse part of my personality I need a little sounding more oh interesting I think I kind of need it I can't just purely watch for my own entertainment can you can you not you're not satisfied with rachel's discourse like you can't watch it as like a couple of that's true I don't know why she wasn't in the picture frame
rachel I don't know where she is during all this because I agree yeah it's more fun to watch with katherine where you could be like oh they're bothering me
me. That's true. Yeah, that's plenty. They get so lucky, you know, yeah. I've always said that about
traveling. Like, to the people who can solo travel, credit to you were built different. I could
never. It's like, I get still appreciate it like, wow, that's beautiful. Look at the sunset over
Yosemite. It was like, to have no one to share it with. I can't do that. I got it at least.
I can't fathom about, uh, Zach loves that type of thing. Like he went to France by himself.
People were like that. I did it once. And it was awesome. Yeah, I can't. Give it a chance.
I think I would. Then again, solo road trip surprised me, like to Ohio when I drove there all by
myself, I liked that way more than I thought it would.
I do like being in the car by myself.
That's nice.
Maybe I would like a solo travel.
I do what's nice by yourself is a museum.
Life hack, don't go to a museum with anyone else.
There's that subconscious, like, are you still looking at this?
Should we move on?
How long do you need here?
Were you planning on today?
I like just my own pace.
Sometimes I get a little guilty.
Like, Catherine's really soaking this in, and I thought I soaked in it pretty well.
She's still 50 feet behind me reading these Pearl Harbor monuments.
She's in tears at the Pangaea exists.
I didn't even if she believed it.
I'm like, I swear I read everything and I am so far ahead of you.
I watched the videos too.
I watched the video, yeah, they have the app and it kind of, it's like interactive.
Yeah, she's like, I thought I cared about this.
I thought I was absorbing enough.
Yeah.
No, that's a good word.
But like traveling, I think, I just know myself, if I solo traveled, I would be posting
to my Instagram story constantly because I would just need to like feel like I'm sharing it
with someone.
Interesting.
Whatever that person, I sure it is.
Millenials. I don't know.
Yeah.
Selfish.
Attention seeking.
Man, amazing.
Grace is awesome.
38 seasons of that bad boy.
Wow.
Great idea for a show.
Let's see some bloopers.
And that's one of those things I'm like, talk about as a, I'm sure we've hashed
that before, but I'm just amazed at like, how do they produce that thing?
How do they?
I think we talked about this recently.
How do they, how do they,
like there's a camera man doing all this stuff alongside of like that's just amazing like
and and then that to be like hey we need to mark down every single time that this happened oh
and let's try to condense this whole thing with 20 different teams in however many minutes
45 minutes of the show i've excited to watch now not that i've done that much but i've seen
some behind scenes i've done some production stuff and like how i used to view it through probably
like rose-colored glasses as a kid versus like maybe watching it now and mr piece has ruined
me where I'm like, oh, that's probably fake or that timer is not even real or they built
in drama for this. I wonder like what it looks like now. Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
Anything else you got, Jake? I'll save a story for next week. Okay. I had a guy come over to the
house. I'm done with guys at now. I saw there. There's, there's been a lot of guys in your house.
I saw. I'm trying to, it seems like the right thing to do on paper. Yeah. I should get my furnace
checked out. It's, it's responsible of you. That's what I thought. Right. I'm done.
The furnace is fine.
The furnace is fine.
We'll be fine.
Done with this.
I'll talk about it next week.
You're hot, aren't you?
Yeah, I saw you removed your car heart.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's good.
All right.
Time and get out here.
Go to Mississippi, dude.
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