Ghostrunners - 497 - Well Water
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It's just something.
I don't know if it's going to be any good.
So if it's not good, let's just...
Happy Wednesday.
Just fast forward through the...
Yeah, this part, guys.
Just past 30 seconds or so.
The main question for you is,
how do we feel about having a just-married sticker on your car?
Decal.
Yeah, like a bumper sticker.
Like, you put that on.
Yeah, but I'm talking like this was like...
Imagine a Ford Escape, you know, window, back window.
It took up one quarter of the...
It's a large just-married.
thing. What are the logistics of a just married decal? Do you apply that yourself upon receiving a
Okay, great. I didn't even think about this. Like when, when does it go on during the ceremony?
Does someone sneak back there and put it on your car for you? Are they like ironing it on there,
like to make sure it's smooth? Do you do it when you come back from her honeymoon? Like, when do you
decide? Yeah. I'd like this on the back of my car. Because here's my thought with it was,
A, I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Mainly because I don't know if I believe you if it's a decal.
decals might stay on there for years.
Seems semi-permanent.
Correct.
And it's like, how do I, are you sure?
Just married?
Just.
Yeah.
Doubt it.
Baby on board?
All the time?
Always?
Unless he's driving.
You can't promise it.
I can't, I can't know for certain.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Now, what about just married and like the, uh, the, I want to say sidewalk chalk?
It's not sidewalk chalk, but the magic, it's a magic marker.
It's, um, it's sharpy.
It's not like, uh, what is that stuff?
Window, it's not, it's not.
It's not shaving cream.
Window paint might be the word.
Window paint sounds right, yeah.
Window paint, but it's like in a marker form.
Window marker paint.
Chalk.
Yes.
Let me ask you this then from the top.
How do you feel about window marker paint chalk saying Just Married
rather than something a little more permanent like a decal?
Scale 1 to 10?
10 and a half.
Oh, you love that.
Yeah, we're celebrating.
I love Just Mary.
Yeah.
I do.
I love it.
Oh, we were going so fast to ease backwards on Married.
We were just in such a blurry of emotions.
I love it.
But I,
get mad when I see it as a decal.
Yeah, the decal does make me pretty quickly assume they put it on themselves, which seems
just very different.
See, I didn't even think about that.
I didn't even think about who did it.
I just thought, that's not true.
And it's just too late now to like take it off.
It's like, ah, it's been on there for a while.
Yeah, we got married four and a half years ago.
I don't know.
We just didn't ever take it off.
We don't know how it got on there because...
No one else was in the room.
Where it happened?
Where it happened?
Stand up to the power
Stand up to the power
Uh uh oh
Ooh I think this tight beat means that it's going down
With some random thoughts in white
Me too
Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat
So come along let's have some fun and go ahead
Get on your feet because it's a ghost
From his podcast
right timon you know me oh boy all right we're back on this wonderful wednesday yeah that's a little a little a little alliteration try to say that that's a little illiteration wonderful wednesday try to say
yeah wait what try to say that's a little alliteration i know that'll make you feel a little drunk there is a new like draft king's commercial where blake griffin is like being like
Oh, yeah, if you bet $5, you can have a power play.
And he goes, whoa, try to say power play three times fast.
Like, that's not good.
That's easy.
That's so easy.
And in the commercial, he goes, power play, power play, power play.
And he goes, that was easier and I thought it was going to be.
So it's like, okay, well, that's good.
You acknowledge it.
Yeah, it's easy enough.
And they're like, that's the one we want to throw out for millions of dollars on the air.
Still, feel like you spent a lot of money on this.
He got played Griffin.
That's the script.
Next time, do a little, a little illiter.
That's hard, dude.
A little alliteration.
I want to see if anybody can do it three times right now.
Go.
A little alliteration, a little alliter.
Okay.
I feel like Gabe.
I know, dude.
A little alliteration.
A little alliteration.
Pretty good.
It doesn't quite sound like the words.
Pretty good, though.
But I did get it out of time.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's the end of little into a little alliteration.
It's that feels like good speech pathwork to get your L's right, to get the tongue moving,
top of the, you know, the roof of the mouth.
Next time you see Gabe Ball.
Oliver, whenever that is.
Tomorrow.
He's coming to the show.
Okay, you knew?
Perfect.
Wait, yeah.
I didn't know if it was a surprise.
Oh.
Not to you.
I don't know anything.
Next time you see Gabe Oliver,
whenever that's going to be,
you should ask him to do speech jammer to a litter.
Gosh, dude.
I don't know when you'll see Gabe, but let him know.
How's your burger?
Let's see what you say on.
Yeah.
Once you eat up, we'll tell you.
You'll tell you.
You never will tell you.
Next time you see Gabe Oliver
ask him to say a little
alliteration.
Yeah.
It's tough because you're basically saying
little, two times in a row,
but the second little has a little
litter.
A little litter.
Yeah.
A little illiter.
You're basically like having a speech impediment
the second time, but not the first time.
Like a ludel alluderation.
Because if you had a speech impediment,
you might say a litter, litter, right?
No, you say a ridder.
A widow, widow, widow, widowation.
Right, Jake's out.
Jake's out of this.
Right.
He's gone.
It's over.
You know how you have a speech impediment for that one.
Hey, um, you ready for another thing that Jake's going to love that I say?
Uh, I was today years old, but not really.
I was five days ago years old.
Uh, 35.
Mm-hmm.
When I learn this, tell me if you know this and say, Brad, you idiot.
Because Catherine basically said that.
the Santa Claus movie
Okay, Tim Allen
Do you understand
Why they call it that?
Um,
well I know it's spelled with an E at the end
Because there's like this clause
But I haven't seen the movie in 20 years
So I couldn't tell you any specifics
But that's, you got it
Yes
Brad, you idiot
You didn't know
No actually I
I've never seen that movie
I didn't, I've never even
I don't even if I've seen it spelled
I don't know
Honestly, I've seen the movie
I thought they just called the Santa Claus
because it's about him being Santa Claus
and I thought that's how you spelled Clause
and I thought everything was good.
I didn't, I don't think I'd seen it
since I was like, fine and dandy and eight maybe.
Like, and so I don't think I've understood,
we watched it recently and I was like, oh my gosh,
the Santa Claus.
There's a bylaw in here, some sort of claws almost.
Wait a second.
Hmm.
Oh my gosh, I couldn't believe it.
This is rocking my snow globe right now.
I thought I was just called that
because that's what the movie's about is the Santa Claus.
What else have you learned lately?
A little lowation is hard to say.
Not much else.
What else were you today,
years old when you learned for five days ago?
Yeah, that's a good question.
What else have I learned?
That's a hard thing you think of.
It is tough to rattle off quickly.
What have you learned lately?
What have I learned lately?
Last night I learned that my dad's dream
is to dig a giant five-acre lake
on some property as in Fair Grove.
I didn't know that was my dad's dream.
and I learned it last night.
That's a cool dream.
Yeah.
And five acre is big, right?
That's a huge lake.
Right?
Yeah.
It would probably be somewhere between a lake.
You know, probably big pond.
A big pond would be the word I would use to describe it.
Do you think that's roughly the size of the Beck's pond?
I don't know.
Good question.
I'm not, I'm just.
It might be a little bit bigger than that.
I think it's like big enough like, oh, boats.
Yeah, you got room.
Jet skis.
Let's get two of them.
Really?
I don't know.
Okay. That's something that people should brag about it if they know acreage.
Like, hey, FYI, I'm one of those guys that can, like, you know, some people are like,
oh, I can hear a car come in and I know kind of engine their drive.
It's like, I know the pitch of the muffler.
I know how much an acre is.
And I could kind of give you a general idea.
Because I don't know.
Yeah, that's, that'd be a nice person to have around.
Because maybe, maybe that pond, it seems like a large pond that people sometimes mistakenly call a lake,
basically.
But I bet it's similar to that size.
Yeah.
But maybe it's 20 acres.
I don't know.
Five acre pond.
I just Google it.
Will it give me kind of like an idea of what we're working with?
I think I have an inaccurate view because like I, when I think of five acre,
I feel like it'd have to be called a lake, right?
But maybe that's actually not that big.
No, lakes are huge, bro.
Yeah?
You kind of live on five acres more or less, don't you?
Yes, we live on six acres.
So I'm like, oh, Timon.
Oh, Timon, you're our guy.
Yeah.
Imagine that's full of water.
That's why I'm thinking full of water.
Pretty big.
but I don't know, but even, even then, I'm like, well, eh, you know, actually, are we just,
are people just like judging lakes and ponds? Like, is there anything that's different about them?
That's kind of what I thought. I thought lake was just bigger. It's a big pond. And lake may be
more likely that you could get in it to me. Yeah. Like more say it or more like, going swimming in a
pond is like, you're going to shower right, right after you get out. Or it's like just for like a
challenge. I thought you meant, like, legally. Because to me, like, a pond feels like that belongs to an
individual. A lake is kind of just like, God made this sometimes. Oh, it's public, though.
That's what I'm thinking, yeah. That's what I thought you meant. Like, that's why you go on a lake
because we can. Oh, I'm picturing it's almost like cleaner somehow. We're like, yeah. It does,
even though it's like the same exact thing. Like my larger the water, even the Kelly's house,
do you see their lake? They call that a lake. Would you call that a pond? I can't remember how big it is.
Oh, swimming that all day.
They have a slide that they put in it.
Slide into that thing.
That's not just theirs, is it?
I don't.
I feel like they got neighbors.
They do have neighbors.
It's probably partly the name.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I have no idea.
I should ask them.
Key differences in lakes and ponds.
It seems like it actually mainly has to do with sunlight.
Like a pond, sunlight can reach the bottom.
Rooted plants can go everywhere.
A lake, sunlight does not reach the deepest parts.
Oh, so it's more of a depth thing.
Yep.
Hmm.
Hmm.
So you could have a tiny, tiny lake if you got that thing deep enough.
Yeah, exactly.
So a well as a lake.
A well as a lake.
Okay.
Oh, that's something I learned.
Okay.
My dad, I was talking on the phone and every year, I'm sure I've told stories on the podcast
before where my dad's company has an end of year auction where like the salesman
have accrued points to spend on stuff and, oh yeah, you got that hall tree from, or like
the, yeah, yeah, good memory.
My dad is the top salesman.
of the company every year. So, I mean, he gets to, I mean, he controls the auction. Yeah, he controls
the whole economy. Yeah. You know, yeah, my mom, they have a blast because they can get whatever
they want. And I'm like, well, what did you get this year? And he's like, well, we got the grand
prize, which is just like $3,000, sometimes they're just cash. So he goes, and we got another,
we got 75 inch TV. And I go, I swear you get a TV every year at this auction. Are you not,
are you hoarding them? I know you've gotten TVs before. Are you, what's it, uh, Bobby
Jacks? What's the place in Dallas? He all went that with all the TV? Oh, Boomer Jack.
Uber Jacks.
Shazam Jacks.
Yeah.
And he goes, well, we need him now.
Ever since the lightning struck the house.
I go, lightning struck your guys' house?
Did I not know this?
I don't think I knew this.
He goes, oh, yeah.
Knocked out the TVs and the well.
I was like, lightning just, like, struck the property, and it got to the TVs.
That feels like an old school problem.
Oh, well, no, I'm not concerned about the TV as much as I'm concerned about the well.
How'd that happen?
Yeah, what does not knocked out a well mean?
Electric.
Well, the well.
Oh, it's like a shallow, it's like a small lake.
If you can imagine that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't understand the well part, but I guess there's a pump that is, there's an electrical
some be, yeah, some ways connected.
I don't understand.
It's only a well if it has like a stone circle and there's like a little house.
And there's like a bottom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's like a, yeah.
There's a bucket.
An analog pulley system.
Yeah, you're right.
That's an idiot thing, but I did kind of think like.
No, that's exactly what I had in mind.
The well.
That's only, only a well can be that.
I mean, I still remember the day we were out there
when they were digging the well
and I mean, they bring out this crazy machine
and every hour they give, it's the loudest thing
you ever heard. It's like a tractor pool
and they come up and they say,
still haven't reached water yet, going back in.
And you say, okay boys! And they go back in.
Another hour. Another 50 feet. Still no water.
We never see anything like this.
For real. We're going back in.
That's kind of my vague memories of the day.
They're like, you believe this?
124 feet.
And I'm like, no way.
So were you ever, like, scared of that well?
So I need to paint the picture of what this actually looks like.
So it's not, there's no, like, like, crevice or like anything you could possibly.
Yes, there is.
Yeah.
Don't lie to me, Jake.
So where do you throw your pennies then?
Yeah, bud.
Don't lie to me, Jake.
Where do you?
The widow at the well.
Yeah, there's no.
I will say straight from the well, we do have like a, you know, like a, a, uh, a pump.
Or, you know, just like a thing you can turn.
on and off. I mean, that is like, oh, like, you know, a small pipe that does go all the way down.
But also, you dig down to the water hit. So you have to, like, squeeze your pennies into that thing?
You have to put it in, so it's got to be off, and then you've got to, like, reverse kind of, like, siphon.
You can do one of those crank things to, like, make the penny skinnier, and then put it in there.
You go to Silverlar City, and you flatten your penny, and then you put it up your well.
Yep. That's where the phrase, put it up your well, Stain's from. That makes sense.
Okay. Yeah, that, what is that song? Piny and Sparrow.
No, penny for your thoughts.
If I die young.
Right.
Yeah.
It's all in there.
Yeah, go back and listen.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But the point of the story is that my parents' house got struck by lightning.
Kind of crazy.
And I guess they were just totally fine for the TVs and the well.
Happened to me when I was a kid.
That's why you get eight of them.
The well, our well was fine.
Untouched.
We had city well.
Okay.
But, yeah, happened to me.
And we like, yeah, my Xbox, gone.
had insurance covered him all, though.
Really?
Yeah.
That's nice.
From what I recall.
It was like, or they gave us a stipend, maybe.
But your dad's probably like, we're not going to use that money on TVs.
I'm just going to win another one in December.
Yeah.
Should have bought a surge protector.
Yeah.
I'll be prone to surges.
Also, I went to that ranch in Texas a couple weeks ago.
Yeah.
And they had well water.
And I know you love well water.
Like, you think it tastes great, right?
Yeah.
I mean, it's what I grew up on.
So, yeah, I'm going to like it.
Did it ever, so we got there and, like, it's a ranch, so, like, it's not their permanent home.
And so the well water stunk for, like, oh, we've been sitting a bit.
Does that happen to you ever?
Like, did you ever come back from vacation and be like, this stinks?
That's funny.
Maybe my parents will remember time, but no, I don't know if we ever left town long enough.
Like, our family vacation, we would go to Branson.
So we were not really getting out of town much.
Yeah, two days at a time.
Yeah, I don't remember, like, a film developing on our well water, but.
That's too bad if so.
It just smelled like poop, honestly.
Oh, I don't remember that at all.
Yeah, it was just really, like, that's too bad.
Or like, whatever it is, phosphorus or whatever.
Is that what it's?
Sulfur?
Sulfur.
Or like, we're like, farts.
Basically, yeah.
Farts.
It was like poop.
It wasn't poops for us.
You know, phosphorus.
Sorry.
My synapses are not firing, but it's interesting.
Okay, so that's what you learned.
I learned that this week.
Yeah, Paris is a thing to learn.
Yeah, House got struck by lightning.
What else has I learned?
um it's a fun question i wish i could remember things i know i've learned things every day
let's ask people that more often next next week we'll try to remember to do the same thing
hey what'd you learn this week um would you learn this week i um Spotify rapped i posted our
facebook group about it because i got a creator's version i got our version of spotify rap as the
podcasters podcast hosts the number one stats that stood out to me i wrote it down we were the number
one show for 2,900 people.
That was one where I was like, let this sink in a little bit.
That's what's really crazy.
Say it again. Sorry, I was... We were the number one show for 2,900 unique people.
And this is just on Spotify. You know, so this doesn't count people that's on YouTube,
people listen on Apple, fill in the blank, whatever else.
The number one show. Yeah, not just like a show. Because...
Yeah, because it was like, we're 5,000 people have us in the top 10 and 3,000 have us in their
top five. But what's really cool is like, um...
there's some shows out there, well, I don't know how they, like, measure it all,
but, like, some shows come out three times a week or four times, you know, like, so the fact
that we're a top show, two times a week is cool, too. You know what I mean?
Yeah, pretty much 3,000 people. That's why. We're their favorite podcast.
That's cool. What we do right here in this guest bedroom.
Hey, but we have... It's very interesting. Yeah, it's so crazy. We really prepare hard for this
thing, though. I'm glad you guys get to appreciate all the work we put into
it on the front end.
Yeah.
Pre-production.
Like Rachel spent more time
decorating this than we do
preparing for this.
She was not happy with herself
when she saw the side walls.
She's like,
I didn't realize how those are going to look.
Oh,
I got to decorate the side walls.
Sure.
Oh, my gosh.
Gotta go side walls, Rach.
That's what we were saying.
We were like, oh, don't,
don't just barely decorate
Timon's desk in our desk
and put the tree with the ornaments
and wrap this around that
and the wallpaper of the wall.
I think it looks right.
I'm like, don't do anything.
It's awesome.
no she did agree it's fun to wallpaper the wall absolutely um yeah number one show and that's just for
spotify so that's pretty cool thanks for listening yeah that's really neat and there are a bunch of
stats in there i mean granted they're factoring in every podcast that's ever started so i mean
i forget what the data is 90% don't make it to episode five but still it said we get 90 we get more
comments than 99% of podcast we get more um we get more shares than 99% of podcast we have more
watch, listen minutes and hours, the 99% of podcast.
Our engagement is so, is what makes, well, I was going to say it's what makes it so fun.
It is, what makes it so fun for me, like, ultimately, like, is, it's fun to record,
but it's also really fun to look at it when it comes out.
But, yeah, I mean, I, every once in a while, will, like, be listening to, like, a sports podcast
that Spotify, it's big enough where Spotify will say it had 500,000 views on the,
or listens on the first day, and it's got, like, 75 comments.
And then our podcast has, you know, what, only like 400,000 views.
And it's got 50 comments, you know, or something like that.
It's just crazy.
So, yeah, people are, people are so awesome.
So good.
Yeah, I guess there's something to be said about, well, one, just the community we have,
I think in general, the people who listen to this podcast, that's probably a big part of it.
But, like, the bigger a show gets, I think, the less you, like, subconsciously think
that this comment will be seen.
And maybe that, like, demotivates you to leave something.
We're like, we're a good spot now where anyone could comment anything and have
confidence that we will see it.
Totally.
So they're like motivated to comment.
That would be cool.
Yeah.
To just know that.
Like they're going to read this.
Anyway, that's cool.
That's something I learned.
I learned that see how I can try to like squeeze this in.
I learned that if a five year old makes a bunch of wooden toys, that it's going to be
a successful business for him.
Cool.
Bo cleaned up at this maker's market.
It was crazy.
I mean, he was literally just like stuffing money into this envelope, like just taking money, just stuffing it.
Like, I think we counted that we had made 40 pieces total.
And some of them were like, coaster looked like just like blocks that are almost like decorative or like some of them were small.
Some of them were bigger.
Some were shields, swords, knives, axes, whatever, all these different things.
And he sold all but one thing, all but one little coaster.
Whoa.
What's a coaster go for?
I think the coasters were a dollar.
He had four different tiers.
He had stuff that was a dollar, stuff that was $5,
stuff that was $8 and stuff that was $10.
In like swords and shields.
Yeah.
These to scale or these life size?
How big are these?
It was kind of honestly like all sorts, all over the...
Big swords, tiny swords.
There were some good sized swords,
but a lot of them were like, we'll say three-quarter size, half-size.
It's like, um, who's the customer base?
Who buys the shields, the wooden shields and swords?
All the other kids.
Okay, the kids want them.
Except this is so classic, dude.
And I don't even know if she's really going to do this or not.
I didn't see this.
Catherine went and helped them set up and then Rosie Henry and I came a little bit later.
But, um, there was a woman that bought a few of different things.
And she's like, I'm going to paint them and use them as decorations on my wall for like
the armor of God, basically.
Oh, cool.
I was like, are you really going to do that?
But cool.
Um, so I guess it's not.
all just but yeah maybe grandparents for their kids or whatever so kids are also there buying as
much as they are selling like they're kind of looking around oh 100% had he loved the idea she's like
i'm gonna i'm gonna make a sign that says gone fishing and i'm gonna put it on my booth and when i go and
shop she thought that was so funny and so she's so funny he's a big fan of live bait you know uh so
i like to imagine walking over at bow's booth hey can you get some cash you go shopping honestly i get
i'll get you something too come on so you have so much so
we didn't add it up that night because we got home kind of late we add up the next day
and this is after they had went out and bought stuff themselves because yeah
bow a few different times like I'm gonna go buy some I mean he bought key chains and
whatever all these different things rice crispy treats from people whatever all these
different things and at the end of the night had he made a profit of $11 okay she
was happy with that she's good with that gross you know I kind of like analyzed it
later. I was like, all right, tell me what you think you did. And she kind of knew like that I was
kind of hinting at this thing that I told her not to do. And she did it anyway. She's like,
yeah, I didn't make very much money on the stickers. You're right. I shouldn't have done that.
Bo on the other hand. You didn't want her to make stickers or you wanted like her prices to be
different? I broke it down. It was like $15 to buy this pack of stickers or like crafts for this
sticker fund is what it's called. And she was going to like make a bunch of them and sell them for
50 cents per pack. And I was like, okay, if you sell,
every single one of these, you're going to make $8, which means no matter what, you're going
to lose money on this.
And she's like, I want to do it anyway.
I don't care.
So I was like, great, you're going to learn one way or the other here.
So, but she had fun.
And I think that was, it was more of the experience than anything for her.
Was anyone else selling stickers?
Was that it?
The supply got too heavy?
That's a good, probably.
Yeah.
Who knows?
There's all sorts of stuff there, man.
But, Bo, counted up his money.
after he had spent money.
So I don't know what he actually, like, grossed in revenue.
But we counted it $128.
Holy cow.
You should go to my dad's auction.
As a five-year-old kid.
That's crazy.
I mean, you're a millionaire.
Yeah.
And I don't think he has any cons.
Like, Hattie is pretty good with money and, like, understands quarters,
four quarters equals a dollar, like, all these different things.
Bo has no idea.
Bo was just like, he just told Catherine the other day, he goes,
I'm going to, I'm going to bring my envelope of money to Texas with me.
Why? She's like, just to hold it? Like, no, like, you're not. Anyway, so I don't think he has any concept of, like, what he can do with that money or how much things cost. But he just kept getting money from people, just stuffing it into his envelope over and over again.
Probably made $150 and then spent the rest on rice Krispies. I bet it was close to it, yeah. And there's people, like, my dad came and my dad bought something from him for a dollar and he gave him five, you know, stuff like that. So I think there's people, Pastor Sam,
came and just gave him some extra dollars or whatever.
So I don't know how much he actually would have made,
but it was pretty fun.
It was pretty fun to see him do well.
And there were some kids that,
like, Bo gave some of the stuff away for free too.
Like, some of the kids were like,
that's really cool, but I don't have any money.
And Bo goes, you can just have it to one of the shields,
$10 shield.
I'm not using it.
Yeah.
Just going to sit here.
And then more got around that Bo was giving him out for free.
Hey, $10 shields for free over there.
So kids were like, hey, is it true that you gave one, that kid for free?
He's like, yeah.
And they're like, can I get one for free?
He goes, yeah.
So on one hand, I'm like, oh, good.
Like, I have compassion.
You have compassion.
You see, you're willing to give stuff away for free.
But also, on the other hand, it's like, but you're also a businessman trying to charge more money here.
So anyway, it's fun time.
Maker's Market.
Maker's Market.
I try to get in there next year.
Glyde.
Anybody to play pickleball?
Glide and Inber came.
Did they?
Yeah, Glide and his daughter.
Inber's so sweet.
She's kind of, just kind of reminds me a hattie, but more.
like social and like bubbly and I think she spent all her money within like the first four
booths she's like I need more money I spend it all yeah I want this and I want this and
so by the time she got to Bo she's like I don't have any money but I'll give you a rice crispy treat
for one of those swords and Bo goes okay and so not only is he taking money but he's taking
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Oh, thanks.
When we left Dallas,
starting to get foggy,
we'd been driving for probably two hours,
and it was like, all right,
we're going to stop and get some Chick-Flay breakfast.
Do you remember when we left Chick-flay breakfast?
What we learned?
Yeah.
I wrote down on my notes.
I've been trying to figure out
Why did I write that down?
Because I just wrote down
1,000 birds.
What is 1,000 birds?
We got to an air session.
Thousand birds,
our lines.
Thousand birds.
I think I took a video.
I'll throw it on screen.
I think I took a video.
Cyber truck roof is good for filming birds.
Oh, yeah.
You drive under them?
Just like literally, whatever.
What is it called?
Wing to wing, claw to claw.
Talent to talent.
Talent to talent.
Mm-hmm.
I feel like the sun was maybe going to rise
in like 30 minutes.
So it's like there's a little bit
of ambient street light,
but it's foggy and a little
just misty out and
yeah,
thousand birds.
Well,
we were in the drive-thru,
your window was down
and I was like,
I could hear the birds.
Yeah,
it's like,
are they cranking in bird noises?
Why is it so loud?
It's like I'm in a zoo.
It was like a lot of squawking birds.
And there was a tree,
like a small tree
kind of across the way
that I was like,
I bet they're all hiding in there.
Yep.
I don't think they were
because we found them later.
Just all in the power lines.
That's birds.
One intersection.
So we learned.
that. I forgot what city we were in, but there's something going on there.
Yeah. There was,
there was a specific day I remember growing up in like high school where, uh, there was just
an unbelievable amount of birds in like in like, yeah, like 119th and Black Bob. And they like
did a new story about it and everything. I don't know what's going. It's just like they're just
migrating south probably, but yeah, I don't know if it's something about birds specifically or just
like the power of numbers. Like if there's a few hundred of anything, I'm going to be with
thinking they know something I don't.
And we might need to follow them to safety.
Maybe.
Like, are you guys going north?
They probably knew about that semi that was going to overturned three hours at a time.
They smelled it.
They're getting out of the way.
Yeah.
A thousand birds.
I remember that one of our favorite teachers, he had seen the movie as a kid,
the Alfred Hitchcock birds.
You ever read of a movie?
Which is like a horror movie with all these birds.
And so he was like genuinely terrified of these birds.
Let's keep the bird.
Scary talk to a minimum.
Let's get out of here.
could happen um kind of on the same level not exactly uh my sister's town in southwest kansas
sublet kansas has all these birds that come there i don't know why or what caused them if it's these
trees or whatever but i think it's every hour or something like that they basically have this timer at
city hall that shoots off like a shotgun sound like a fireworker a shotgun or something the city hall
yes it's like on the roof of the city hall it's like on it's like shotgun it's like automatic it's some
kind of like shotgun noise.
Oh, okay, okay.
It's not like literally like a ch-ch-ch-ch-kind of thing,
but just like a loud noise,
almost like what it sounds like in a hunger games or something,
like the cannon goes off or something.
And it scares the birds.
And so the birds,
because they were having such a problem with these birds
just like perching.
So I don't know.
That's bird talk.
Anytime I'm in Iowa,
I always notice the coops,
it's like ingrained into them.
Even Rachel,
she doesn't do it here,
but she's back in Iowa.
She does it.
Every time they get in their car,
about to drive somewhere,
you hit the horn a couple,
times because it could be a little kitty cat taking a little nap in your you know in your car or like in
the you know engine that's kind of endearing yeah well I think the reason you learn to do that is for
a not so endearing reason you go oh boy didn't realize pickles was in there um and so yeah now they all
do it you get used to like before you start taking off give a couple honks get that cat out of there
have you done it no um there's nothing for a cat to get in my car yeah but when they're up there you know
they should put a horn on mowers
because that's how one of our kittens died
I don't know if it was
it was more so just under it though
but my dad
I don't like Ellis
it wasn't a lead with
it wasn't the blades
but my dad wasn't the favorite cat
it was fine it was like
yeah it was the one that we were all like eh
what do you mean it wasn't the blades
died of a broken heart
it was
oh he's trying to kill me oh I'm so sad now
come on Britain
it like I mean I the cat
The kitten should have, you know, I don't know how long he had it running before he pulled out.
But like, he just started the mower and then just started driving it.
And then it was like, ooh, squashed a kitten under the tire.
Splat and spot cat.
Yeah, it was too bad.
I felt so bad for my siblings.
It was like a kitten too and like pretty new.
And they had already like named it grown attached.
And my little siblings were crying.
It was sad.
That is sad.
That's something that's like they remember that for the rest of their life.
Oh, yeah.
It was a sad sight, dude.
I mean, this flattened cat.
It was so sad.
Black cat.
Yeah.
Do the Imshas have a
kind of a nomenclature,
any regular rhythms
to how they name their cats?
I don't think so.
No, it hasn't been like,
oh, this is our cat name theme.
Okay.
If that's what you're wondering.
Like, yeah,
our first two cats we ever had
were named Chica,
the girl one.
Got it.
And then Christoff.
So no...
Okay.
Did they have babies or anything?
I don't think so.
Okay.
So...
Good.
Yep.
Nice.
I don't know.
actually know the other names of what we've had though so kind of out of the loop i think we had john
deer it flat squished um it snowplow we didn't know he'd predict his own demise the name but
it's named after out the last one before it died were you all farm farm cat people um they would show
up we never like wanted a cat but yeah we had five or six over the years did you have names yeah
oreo black and white i think every kid had a cat named oreo at some point i feel like
I thought you were listing them off, like, Oreo, we called one black and white.
Called one, every kid had one.
One that had six toes on its paw, Bigfoot, was his name or her name.
Very hard to know, boy or girl.
Is it?
Yeah, I never knew.
Okay.
But yeah, we had a good amount.
I don't remember all their names.
Yeah, the coops, they always have so many little cats running around.
And then when they have babies, it's like, all right, this batch, what's our theme?
And then it's like, fairly odd parents.
Great.
and one choose one or like this one's like all right we're going to let lucy name all of them and one's
called twinkle toes and you know one you know just one's called pocahontas or whatever but i think
they had one batch where it was all pickle themed or something oh that sounds kind of familiar
gherkin and you know whatever yeah jar like juice how many pickle theme yes seed names yeah bread
butter cucumber oh yeah there's vlasic we got yeah all those kind of things yeah types of dill
Yeah.
Yeah.
Forget what else.
But yeah,
there's always the theme
to each batch of cats.
It's always pretty fun.
It's fun to hear about them.
I like that.
Yeah.
Fairly odd parents?
I know nothing.
I don't have...
I didn't watch that either.
Okay.
Yeah.
I just like that was...
That seemed like it was probably
just past us.
Was it?
I think.
I don't know anything like that.
What network was it on?
Don't know.
Probably cartoon?
Yeah, maybe.
Got to be, right?
Is it a thing that when people talk about that show,
they call it fairly odd parents?
I would think you'd call it fairly odd parents
Like in what you emphasize
Oh, I think yeah
I thought it was always fairly odd
I think I hear people say fairly odd parents
Which doesn't make sense to me
But maybe I'd have to see it to make it make sense
No, that's what I said was not
You just said fairly odd parents
Yes
I think you said fairly odd parents
Yeah, oh yeah
I think that's what people say
And I'm like
That's how I've heard it
But once again, not a fan of it
Do you know why?
Because wouldn't you, if you're talking about
Fairly Odd parents
Wouldn't you say fairly odd parents?
These guys, they were
he's a good kid but he's got fairly odd parents yeah you're right i'd have put in sentence for him but
fairly odd parents i don't know that's a that's a fair thought time and i can't think of other
examples where i love the show fairly odd parents yeah i don't know why fairly odd i mean just yet
another example of this fascinating stuff we talk about uh-huh exactly and the work we could in 0.9
000 yep i uh i met a guy in dallas at the tournament we were like in between games
you know, Hamilton had to take a seat and get a little water.
And he goes, hey, man, I know Dom.
I was like, what?
Like the Dom?
He's like, yeah, I'm friends with him.
I said, so Chase.
He goes, yeah.
I was like, so, and has he seen?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm lost.
Oh, sorry.
Dom is the name of the guy.
My bad.
This is the guy we did the whole documentary about.
The guy who went in disguise for the pickleball tournament.
Oh, I was thinking ghosty Dom.
Okay.
My bad.
No.
He's like, I know Dom.
And I was like, oh, wow, you're, like, friends with him.
He's like, yeah, I live in Springfield.
Like, I know him.
I was like, is he, uh, so has he seen the documentary?
He goes, oh, he's seen it.
He did not like it.
And I was like, all right, I can't really say I'm, like, surprised that he didn't love it.
Is he, like, upset about it?
Like, if he were here, would he, like, be upset?
And he's like, oh, yeah, I think he's pretty upset at you.
And I said, okay, let me just ask you this.
Do you think he did something wrong
or you think I did something wrong?
And he's like, I'm just the best.
And I was like, no, I know.
I'm just preparing for battle, I guess.
But yeah, I guess he's pretty unhappy about it.
So I was like, I obviously can understand a little bit of that.
I've been like, whoa, this went out and like bash me online.
But like, dude, it's what you get for cheating and lying
and taking money from people.
Maybe there might be some repercussions to your actions.
Maybe that might happen at a tournament where there's always cameras.
I love the idea of like, like,
Like, you didn't get into it with this guy?
He's like, no, you know, whatever.
But I love the idea of you getting into, like, a blow-up argument while you're wearing all that stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Take my wig off.
Whose fault was it first?
Just listen to me.
Yeah.
Hold on my mouth.
You're, like, pulling up your knickers.
Like, listen, dude.
Trust me.
You want to throw hands?
We'll throw hands.
Get my gunpowder going.
You're, like, you're, like, having this, like, serious conversation with your wig on.
Like, seriously, man, it's not.
You realize I didn't do anything wrong, right?
Throw my ponytail around.
Oh, that's interesting, though.
But yeah, that was kind of funny to get a little feedback from that.
He was cool guy, though, got his phone number,
thinking I'll play with him over Christmas break.
There you go.
Yeah.
I was like, this is great.
I never have anyone to play with when I'm back with my parents for,
you know, I've got SIDS barn in Iowa.
I need my SIDS barn of Springfield when I'm back.
So anyway, yeah, I came right up.
Like, yeah, Dom's not happy.
It's like, yeah, kind of makes sense.
Fair.
I didn't, I mean, I wasn't actually trying to get him in any trouble.
It's just like, he gave me a gift.
Yeah.
He gave me a gift.
I'm a full-time content creator and he, boy, did he give me content.
He's not happy because you freaking exposed his scam.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's not happy got caught.
But let's see if anything else comes to that.
Probably know I'm going to get set up in Springfield.
Yeah, yeah.
We'd love to play pickleball.
The only thing is it's in this back alleyway.
Yeah.
Let's meet it like 11, 11, 13.
night.
Sound good?
No cops.
What?
I said,
third shot drops.
What's that shotgun noise?
We had a lot of birds.
Don't worry about it.
Okay.
You ran a wire?
What?
What?
Auto correct, dude.
What's the big deal?
Dude, speaking of getting set up,
you know, big marketplace,
Facebook marketplace guy these days.
And there's a scam going around.
And I don't know why.
What does this say about my personality?
It's like, I know this is the scam.
but I'm going to see through until I can like basically let's share a few texts
confront them yeah basically like there's this too good to be true uh you know set of chairs
for 400 dollars I'm like I'm like brand new each of these chairs is 2,500 bucks it's like
okay this is not yeah anything and and you look and you see the Facebook profile and it's like
you know this generic white woman and her husband uh Facebook member since 2020
It has no reviews on Facebook, all these different things.
It's like all these red flags.
I'm like, I mean, why not just see what can happen here?
Okay.
Yeah.
And then eventually like, you know, we get to the point where like, okay, yeah, I can meet you up at this time.
Yeah, I can deliver it for $50 extra.
Okay, sounds great.
Yeah, sounds good.
Okay, so just send me the Venmo.
Here's my Vimmo.
And let me know when you send it.
And so I say, all right, I send it like right away after they sent me that.
All right.
Just sent like, can you send me a screenshot?
I'm not seeing it anywhere.
I'm like, this is a scam.
I finally just go, you're a scam.
My phone doesn't do screenshots that you should be seen on your end, though.
I don't know.
I don't have a screenshot app.
What are you talking about?
I'm not a scam.
I'm offended by this.
And I'm like, okay.
Well, then how about we meet up tomorrow and I'll give you all the money in cash?
Hey, what about cash?
Well, how about you just give me $50 now and you can give me the rest later?
I'm like, no, that's because you're a scam.
I was like, your profile pictures are AI.
Like, I don't, so you don't trust me?
I'm like, no, I don't trust you.
No.
I know what I do trust you.
Let's meet up tomorrow.
Just keep bringing it back to that
I'd like to meet up in person
I'll have cash I'll have so much to cash
I'll have like a ridiculous amount of cash
on me tomorrow
Exactly
It'll be in my front pocket
Come and get it
I'll give you twice as much money
For this stuff
Meet me in person tomorrow
Meet me in person
At the Shawnee Police Station
That's smart
Give that address
Yeah
They won't come either way though
Because it's a scam
Yeah
Dang it
They're AI
Oh I thought I had it
Let's do a new segment
Called is this a scam
Because when you start talking about this
Yes just in general
Before we talk about this
any weird interaction online these days
feels like I'm just paranoid
that's a scam
I'll tell you
what you mean like online interactions
maybe technology in general
like anytime I'm not face to face
I got a call sorry for interrupting
your segment
I got a call the other day
from this person
and it had like a Phoenix Arizona
or something like that area code
I'm like whatever
and I answer like hey is this Alice custom
creations I'm like yes it is
I bought a you know some furniture
and on the bottom of it
It says Ellis 2003 on there.
Is that,
is that you?
And I'm like, no, that's not me.
Are you describing a yearbook?
Yeah.
How about this piece of furniture?
You open it and there's like little pieces of wood inside of it.
Looks like your handwriting in the back of it.
It's like stained with all these different like images on the stain.
Yeah.
It says hags, Ellis, 23.
No.
I was like, no, it's not.
And he goes, oh, okay.
And just hangs up.
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Yeah, it leaves you with more questions and answers.
Like, of course I don't think it's a scam.
Truly, I'm not worried that anything happened,
but, like, sometimes I've heard that, like,
sometimes they just call you to just confirm that you are Brad Ellis
and then they can scam you to the next person.
Or, like...
It's a stepping stone.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've heard people say for years, like,
a no number, don't answer the phone how you normally do
because they're going to take your voice and use it.
That was always my thought was like,
maybe they're going to, like, take all these different little bits
and then use it to call me.
my parents that I'm hostage or something yeah my voice our voice is out there we've done a few
podcast episodes so I'm not too worried how I answer the phone fair um so I got this text while
we were at glide's christmas party okay Sunday 605 p.m it's from a number at 661 area code
time and let us know where that's from all right 661 I'm planning to go to springfield in
February now right away this is like oh springfield this is where I'm from this doesn't seem too
out of place. This is central
California. Just
FYI. Okay. I'm planning to go to
Springfield in February for a charity
cocktail party.
The way's out to plan an
out-of-state cocktail party.
To go from California
to lovely Springfield
in February. Yeah. And who
knows which Springfield they're even talking about. Would you
like to play an indoor round of golf
or trout fishing?
That was the exact wording.
Or trout fishing?
Yes.
They capitalized the tea in trout fishing,
which makes you think they wanted,
they almost started the text
with just trout fishing February?
Like, no, why don't I explain a little bit more?
Or they have Mike Trout in their contacts,
Central California.
That's a good point.
And so.
Don't serve from Anaheim.
That's what they always say.
Would you like to play an indoor round of golf?
So maybe it is Springfield Missouri.
Or trout fishing.
Feels cold.
That would be cold.
I didn't reply because I was just like,
I don't know what the scam is,
but that feels like, just like, weird.
Now that I'm actually here,
I'm thinking this is probably a wrong number situation, though.
You think?
Yeah, I was in mid-party.
I was like, who's this scammer?
Because you do have a Springfield number.
Yeah.
But, dude, wrong numbers.
There's no such thing as like a number
that's one off from you, right?
What do you mean?
Like, do you think somebody has my phone number?
No, that's not true.
Like, you think some stranger has my phone number
or one number off?
Maybe.
You think?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It feels like there's so many, I don't know, maybe I'm, maybe this is stupid.
Don't make fun of me.
No, but it feels like one of those things where it's like, there's so many combinations
of numbers out there.
There are a lot of combination numbers.
Maybe they kind of give them out in order.
But do they?
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
It'd be like seven factorial for just your area code.
That's a lot of people.
Okay, seven factorial is, is that seven times six times five times four,
times three times two time one?
Oh, wait.
it wouldn't be factorial because you can reuse numbers.
I know.
So it would just be seven to the seventh power?
10 to the seventh power.
Even that doesn't.
Because you have 10 options for all seven digits.
Google says,
10 million.
When I searched 661 area code, it said,
661 area code spam, scam.
And it said, calls from the 661 area code
are frequently linked to scams,
including IRS impersonation's fake home improvement
offers often in Spanish. Yours was in Spanish, right? You Google translated that. Isis
impersonation? Uh, yes. IRS. Sorry. Give me another area code. All right. Seven one two.
Seven one two scam.
No, okay. Three one four. They're probably scam over there. Three one four scam. Yep. St. Louis
Missouri's frequently used. The St. Louis scam. Fake police calls about warrants. IRS scam is
unselected solicited meetup text to get personal info. Fishing.
yeah oh fishing that's probably maybe they were fishing they're fishing this is how
fishing f though oh um that's a tough one dude i've you know we'll call let's use a heat
scale here Kelvin okay let's go Kelvin no I'm thinking like are we talking like you know
habanero pepper versus uh you know a pickle as far as hot hot scale of how scammy this is
that's it's right in the middle it's a it's a banana pepper
pepper. It's got some, it's got a little bit of flavor in there, but I'm not convinced for sure
that it's, is it I message? Uh, no, text message. It's a game here. All right. Yeah, that gives
me a little more jalapeno. It could be older person who has an old phone and that's why
they got the number wrong because they typed it in manually. The believability of the charity thing
is, I'll text him back. Four out of ten. Like, that's not, that's not unbelievable, but also
maybe just say like, oh my gosh, what are you going to be?
be in or what's the cherry for also maybe you should clarify you want to play an
entire indoor round of golf what does that mean exactly how long does that take like
I think he's like go to a simulator okay maybe they mean put put put I didn't know if
once again stupid in my head but I was like maybe they're like what's that live
golf thing they have like indoor course or something not live the other one I yeah I know
you're talking about I figure what it's called but there is some sort of like simulator league
that the pros play in some tiger woods yeah very Macquarie thing
I don't know.
Huh.
We'll see if they text back.
I just text them.
That's cool.
Let's see if I have anything else.
Oh, another thing on Marketplace, win of the week.
Can we do our wins?
Okay, yeah.
Win of the week for me is Ahmed.
He's Iraqi.
Okay.
And he's my guy.
Okay.
He basically just has, he's one of those guys that, like, goes and does
auctions for Amazon surplus stuff.
You know what I'm talking about?
Okay.
In other words, like, he has a warehouse of random things,
and he just sells him for 60% of the price.
Okay.
So it's like, you know, I bought a bathroom vanity and some like showerheads and stuff like that for a little today.
Good fine.
And I'm just texting Ahmed all the time now.
And he'll be like, because like he'll have all this stuff on Facebook marketplace.
But I'll say, well, what's the lowest you can do?
He's like, I'll do that.
Your price, 60 bucks.
I'm like, Ahmed.
Amedicum price.
Yeah.
60 bucks.
So the same thing you need for the new house.
You just like text him first?
Kind of.
Yeah.
I'm just like, hey, you have any of these in stock?
If I'm not that picky about them.
Yeah.
Hey, you have a refrigerator that could fit this area?
I don't care what brand of refrigerator I get.
Hey, you have a space heater.
You got a lamp.
Hey, you got a couple of free afternoons
to watch some of these ATVs with me, man.
You have some time this Saturday?
I don't know, just like, yeah.
I'm going to charity cocktail party.
Would you want to come with?
Do you little trout fishing, man?
You have one of those?
What's the lowest you can go on indoor round of golf?
What percentage?
Yeah, probability is it that I'm going to trout fish
someday with Ahmed.
good question it's not zero not zero i'll say that much
so drop fishing with all men that's pretty cool yeah anyway and he's right down the road
he's like right by where you used to live uh cool aquarium area that's nice so
sometimes i think about the porch boys remember we talking about them they were always it wasn't
even two boys it was a man in life but called them the porch boys they were i mean they didn't
have jobs they loved their porch though they were on it every single time i drove by
for however long we lived there 12 months boy they love
that porch. Just sitting? What kind of chairs
are they rocking? I couldn't even get that
close to them. I don't even know.
That's why I thought they were boys for the first month.
I was like, oh, that's a woman.
They have a big property or what do you mean? No, I mean, it was just like
probably another tiny rental house like ours, but I think
they just, they picked that one out because they love the porch
and they just set, I mean, maybe just even rocking chairs.
I don't know. Could have been lawn chairs.
Interesting.
A nice little front porch. I would love
to get back to like
the architectural, like,
whatever, importance of putting front porches in.
It doesn't feel like people are, yeah.
doing that ever anymore.
It's like, it's like very rare to find that.
It's like, man, front porches are awesome.
I would do a lot of things on a porch
that I don't currently get to do.
What would you do? Sit?
Uh-huh.
Watch.
Yeah?
Drink?
Spit?
Spit?
I know, I don't get to spit.
I'm always indoors.
You're like, oh, ah, dad.
I'll swallow it.
I guess I'll go to the back porch.
Yep.
But no, I think a porch would be fun.
Yeah.
Like a porch.
Did you have front porch?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, front porch back deck.
You have a great front porch area, dude.
You know what I love the front porch the most is like storm rolling in.
Right now?
Exactly.
I got a bad view of the storm's rolling in.
Yeah.
I'm watching Dennis dispose of God knows what in your trash can.
That's all I see when the storm rolls in.
Yeah.
I don't get to watch anything.
We have a very minimal little front porch overhang thing, and I do like to sit there.
I was just to say, I've seen the lawn chairs out.
I know when Catherine's been there.
I did get a steep peek of her running the other day.
I finally saw it.
You did?
Yep.
I finally saw it.
Will you film it next time for me?
It happened fast.
She must have switched foot blaring.
It happened fast.
Oh, she has a second song now.
Dang it.
What is it?
It's some other random.
Colomatose probably.
It's not that ridiculous,
but it's like,
I think it's from the band Boys Like Girls or something like that.
Okay.
You know that band?
Like,
I don't know them very well.
So that's why I don't know the song.
Or some band like that,
you know,
that I'm like,
I don't even know that you know that band.
Yeah.
Caught her running finally.
She's into it, man.
and she's all about it.
Best earmuffs.
She does not, yeah, care to wear the right things for it.
Like, she just wears her patagonia, like, puffer vest and, like, just go for it.
Her puffer coat.
There is a part of me that I romanticize a cold run.
I had to do so many of them where I'm like, you actually don't know how good you have it.
Running in the heat, kind of is.
But, man, running the cold, not too bad.
Really?
It sucks at the beginning, but then you find a good temp.
Yeah.
It's nice.
Yeah, I'm glad she's doing that.
All right.
Good ranchers.
Only going to say this once.
I'm sorry, I'm sending you up.
Brad's only going to say this part once.
Good.
Well, I just said it once.
Crap.
Dang.
All right.
We might say this a couple more times.
Just rewind you if you didn't hear what I said.
Okay.
Some company is sponsoring us.
What if we just like don't talk about?
Like just like be very cryptic about who they are.
Yeah.
I don't know exactly.
Maybe you want some.
Maybe you're hungry.
Maybe eat from this company.
I bet you could find the link somewhere.
I don't know.
Maybe friggin' figure out.
Hmm.
Where?
Make fun of a promo code somewhere.
What do you have in your hand over there?
We have some
good conversations from Good Ranchers.
Oh, American Made Cards.
Fun little pack here
because Good Ranchers believes
that all great change in America
begins at the dinner table.
Welcome to the table.
Welcome to the table.
It's a good time.
Tell me when to stop.
It's a magic trick.
Stop.
All right, watch this magic trick.
Okay.
What is your favorite holiday tradition?
Okay.
And now, do I need to memorize that?
Yes.
Okay.
And we'll tell me the answer.
Okay.
Well, just thinking about your head.
Think about your head.
All right.
Now, next one.
Timon.
Timon, you're in on this.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Ready?
If you had your own theme song
that played when you walked into a room,
what would it be?
Think about it?
Say it in your head.
Memorize it, put it back in the deck.
Okay.
Yep, got it.
All right.
Now, this is a regular deck,
regular deck of cards.
Right?
There's nothing.
I'm not like,
there's no,
yeah,
there's no,
like crazy cuts.
Your pinky's not,
like,
hanging on anything.
All right.
All right.
So I'm shuffling them up,
just doing a,
you know,
go to old-fashioned
Vegas,
Vegas three-step.
Yeah.
Hey.
I love this part.
Okay.
Now.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Was this your card?
Does that say,
can't tell.
Fourth of July,
Whiffable?
Because that was my favorite holiday tradition.
Zoom in on this.
Fourth of July
Whiffleball.
All right.
Timing.
Remember yours?
Yeah, it was the drop.
It was the drop of this.
Justin Bieber.
It just says,
where are you now by Justin Bieber?
Wow.
He's good.
That was the song.
David Blaine.
Who's American?
I'm pretty sure.
David Blaine's American.
And so is good.
ranchers meet.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Obviously, they have values beyond just making the dollar.
Slide of hand.
And, yeah, slide of hand.
The slide of hand that they do is they take a, take a blade and whip it down on a cow.
And the slide of hand I do back is swiping that credit card.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
Swipe at hand.
Gladly.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
Actually, just this week, my friend Sam Severs, shout at Sam, ordered a bunch of good ranchers.
And I don't remember the exact total.
and probably shouldn't for Evergreen's sake
mentioned it on the podcast of how much it was
but he did say
he's like this is a very affordable
like this is a very affordable amount
for a month's worth of meat.
It's just good.
I would say it's a 360 like guilt free purchase
because it's like I mean hopefully it's something
you're buying anyway. It's just a substitute
where you're already getting and it's going to be
very on par with what you're used to spending
but you are just like so much more
just happy to eat it
because you know it's been like sustainably raised
and shipped and manufactured, you know, everything.
No antibiotics.
Yeah, it's clean.
It's organic.
It's just like, it's good for you.
It's just the meat.
And it's just, it's guilt-free.
So, use our promo code GRKC for $40 off your initial order.
And then also free protein for life.
Yeah.
And you get to choose that for yourself.
So if you're not like super into bacon,
then don't choose, then, oh, okay.
Oh.
I was going to say don't choose bacon.
No and.
No and.
Choose something else.
But if you're not super bacon.
into chicken, but you're super into bacon, then choose bacon. Now, here's an interesting
scenario. I would order the chicken. I would choose bacon as my pre-photene out of them.
All right. Let's do it again. A little iteration. Hey, can we run it back? Yep. I'll cut.
I'll cut and roll. Tell me what to stop. Good Rangers.com. Welcome to the table.
One of the week. One of the week. Did I have one of the week? Did I have one of the week? Yeah.
Do you want to take that one? No, you can have that one. Okay. My one of the week is that
uh whoa you almost fall i don't know if i almost fell but i just like put my weight way
way further back that i meant to holy cow um i i've continued to drink um coffee and i even had it
this morning yeah you got kind of uh roasted over the coals yeah that's kind of one thing i want
to dress hey my bad i think i've been miss uh you know misnaming what i've been ordering
apparently i shouldn't be saying i've been enjoying black coffee with cream
minute, because that's not, that's kind of oxymoronic and maybe led to the confusion at Starbucks
drive-thru. So, hey, life is learning. Just call it coffee, I think. I'll take a coffee. I'll take
some drip coffee. Yep. Medium roast. I'll take coffee. Can I just get a coffee, please? Yeah.
Yeah. That's what I'll do. Yeah. I'll learn. I had it this morning. I had coffee this morning.
Straight? No. Okay. Yeah. You didn't say straight. Yeah. No, I didn't have black coffee.
Yeah. I had coffee. Yeah. With some stuff in it. But I'm still enjoying it. Yeah.
good nice yep so I'm excited to continue that journey I'm excited for you man drip coffee I've had a few
places I'm I'm almost nervous to say on the podcast it's not major rosars but a place that we like
I was like this is your coffee so I tell you what I do like is first watch great even Starbucks
okay great McLean's yeah really yeah I'm gonna give another shot obviously they have they have a few
different blends so this is great
So maybe ask for a specific one next time.
That's actually good to know.
Maybe I got a weird blend.
Actually, you know what?
I was just there the other day.
They had a holiday blend.
Tasted like something you would run over with your lawnmower.
Okay, that makes you feel better then.
Not really.
It wasn't that bad, but it was like, I don't really like this one.
Yeah, I didn't drink a ton of it.
Okay.
And I was like, oh, come on.
Really?
I love you.
Yeah.
No, I think their coffee is fine.
Okay.
Just in general.
I don't think.
I've never been like overly impressed.
by them, but
not, they're
a main street
wresters, so,
yeah, they haven't let me
down, just fine.
Anyway, one of the week,
I'm a coffee guy.
Okay.
Nice.
Nod black.
Stick together, boys.
I don't have anything
exciting,
but I just think, like,
the fact that all the things
I did in a row
ended up all happening
and went well.
Like, no tragedies.
Yeah, no setbacks.
No missed flights.
No missed drives.
No missed fire concerts.
Time was here,
straight from the airport today.
Yeah. Haven't been home.
Crazy.
Yeah. So that is good.
We're like, yeah, we think we can record this time.
Yeah. I was like, as long as I make it back.
Right. It is good to be able to reflect
on like, hey, things
could have been worse.
Sometimes of the thing about like, hey, I haven't been sick in like months.
Dude. I should be thankful for that.
That, can I say? All right, new
thing that I'm going to say? Yep.
Well, because of that.
Rosie is in love
with the song, I'm so
by Kane. You know this song? Oh yeah, I've heard it. It was like a viral clip a long time ago.
Where there is your birthday? Yeah. She loves it, dude. You know this? No. Oh, dude. So kind of an interesting
social media thing. Like, it's like, I think it's a brother and two sisters. I'm not positive on this. Yeah, I think so.
But the three of them like sing all these songs, but every time they like put someone on social
media, they're all wearing monochromatic. Like they're all wearing green. Okay. Everything is green or
everything is yellow and in every single one of their outfits. Like,
whatever. So it's interesting, but they had one that went viral. And yeah, Rosie loves it. She
calls it blood in your body. Because whether it's your best day, your worst day, some Tuesday or your
birthday. Every day is a good day. Let me tell you why. You got air in your lungs. You got blood in your
body. You are a child that guy. Come on and sing it, somebody. And so Rosie wants to listen to that.
We, I drove Rosie. Bloods hung. Yeah, I drove Rosie from our house to my parents the other day.
my parents were watching Rosie and Henry, and I bet we listened to it seven times on repeat.
And I kind of was into it every time because I was like, it is a good day.
Like, we're having a good day.
Yeah.
It's a ram Tuesday, but still good.
But because we're not sick, like just because we're not thriving in every single thing doesn't mean this is not a blessed day.
Like, you know what I mean?
So good word, timing.
Yeah.
Thanks.
I've heard the phrase before, like, when you're healthy, you have a million problems.
When you're sick, you have one problem.
That's a good word.
Yeah, it's harder to recognize the goodness when you just have it.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that makes sense?
Yeah.
Yep.
Good job being thankful, timing.
Who isn't the blood in my body?
Can you just the butt in my body?
That's funny.
That's the one line that sticks.
Yeah.
Because I think I kind of like, I kind of do the accent the veins, dog.
I kind of like, you got air in your lungs.
You got blood in your body.
And so apparently at my mom at my parents' house, she kept asking my mom,
can we listen to Bubba, my body?
I'm a butt in my body.
Nothing.
With the blood.
My mom's like,
I don't know what she's saying.
Something about her body.
Better my body.
Jamaican.
You got air in your lungs.
You got blood in your body.
Anyway,
that's pretty cute.
They all sing along with me now.
I learned,
Rachel's like,
oh gosh,
this happened a couple days ago.
I forgot to tell you.
She's like,
I was at a,
and, you know,
Rachel's got her newest rental car,
you know,
the burgundy sedan
that has a weird horn.
she is like second in line to like turn left at a major intersection
and anyway the car in front of her is like
you know doing that thing where it's like
it's green but like as soon as like I have an opportunity
I'll go like the car in front of her is like in the middle of the intersection
they're yielding on green yeah basically
waiting to turn left
but when the vitchie turns yellow they still don't go
it turns red they don't like vacate they don't end up turning left
so maybe a new driver maybe don't totally know the rules
oh no so then they start back
backing up to get out of it.
They start backing up into Rachel
and then she starts hitting
the like little horn
that you were referencing last week.
Bang, they hit the front of Rachel's
Oh no. Oh my gosh. Oh no.
She's just like on the horn like,
don't, don't, don't.
It's like time and seeing.
Like don't slash my fourth tire, dude.
I'm not going to go.
So she got in a wreck
in her rental car that was
she has because she just watched it slowly happen.
Yeah, like oh come on.
Sure they're going to see me.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop. I'm not going to do anything.
Oh, dude.
Luckily, she said it doesn't seem like there's any damage.
She was like, I think they barely hit me, thankfully.
But, yeah, it was kind of a bummer.
He's like, not my front.
I already got rear-ended.
If she were to have seen them coming, kind of panicked or, like, thought quickly and, like, gone in reverse, and she backed out, backed up and, like, accidentally backed up into the next person a little bit and scratched them, is that Rachel's fault?
Huh.
You know what I mean?
Guyco, sound off in the comments.
Did I ever talk about it?
in I did that in on my way to Ohio really I got my car I have like I have a dent in my
rear my car because of that because you try I was the back I was the back I was you saw somebody
was going to hit you yeah kind of it was I mean this is my fault like this is a like just a bummer
I I was trying to pull I was like waiting to turn left and like cross you know two lanes like
it's a left turn where you're like look at both ways um and I thought I had more of a gap that I
did so I like pulled in
And I was, like, mostly there, but then I realized there was someone coming to my left, like, way quicker than I thought.
And I didn't really have space on my right either.
So I was like, okay, I got to back back into this gas station spot and just like, you know, in my moment of panic, didn't see there's someone behind me.
So I just like ran into them.
So it was like a gut dropping, you know, like, I was like, oh no, just like, what did I do?
And so lady, I'm like rolling up my way.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Like, I'm just freaking out.
And she's like, she's first looks mad that she like gets out, checks her front.
She's like, you're good.
And we just drove away.
Oh, really?
So my car, I was glad that, I mean, I'm not glad that my car got damaged, but like instead of hers, I guess that's fine.
Yeah.
But that was...
You took on your own sin.
Yep, I took the weight of my own sin and I hurt my car with it.
Yeah, that was just not fun.
Because I even have a backup camera.
I could have seen her, but I don't know.
It was one of those things where it's like, I guess that's better than get sideswiped and fully hit.
I don't know.
And have a cold.
Yeah.
Right.
Yep.
Right.
Influenza.
I could have been sniffling while I hit that lady.
Whether it's your best day, your worst day.
Right.
Tuesday or your birthday.
Every day's good day.
How do we feel about, you just made me think of it when you said you're turning left?
Yeah.
How do we feel about, let's say you're trying to turn left into the four lanes of traffic?
There's two lanes going each way.
What restaurants are nearby?
Red lobster, chilies, local bar, uh, Taco Bell.
Waffle House
McDonald's with a play place
Burger King with a play place
Another Waffle House
Okay now I can imagine
I know which intersection you're talking about
Staking shake
But I don't
I personally I do not like
The Burger King has a play place too
Burger King has a play place
Huh okay you don't see that too
They do not clean it very well
Yeah okay yeah
I do not like turning left
And going halfway and like waiting halfway
And that like the intersection
Dude I never do that that's terrifying
Oh, I hate that feeling.
I hate it.
I hate when other people do it,
and I'm coming up to them.
You know what I just don't like any of it?
You know what I'm talking about?
You said red lobster is also there?
Well, I think it maybe is out of business now,
but you can still see like the lettering red lobster on there,
and you can still smell those biscuits.
Dang, I should have gone when I could have.
I know.
Should turn left out of there.
I think it's a planet fitness now.
Oh, small.
But might.
Yeah, a few treadmill.
and the lobby.
Yeah.
Sorry.
They took what they could get.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a good deal.
It was a great deal.
You were saying just like there's four different directions.
There's stoplights at all end.
Like you're going to turn left eventually.
You don't have to creep.
There's no,
there's no stoplights.
This is like you turning
into one of those intersections.
Oh, now I'm, yeah, I don't creep.
I hate going in like the middle area
and waiting to then go.
farther. No. All or nothing.
Yes. All for one, for one for none.
E pluribusunum. That's right.
To the stars through difficulty.
Dude, that just reminded me.
Sorry, one last founding father thing.
This is, I bring this up because I think this is the hardest I saw time and laugh,
maybe all weekend. I don't know if you remember this.
But so there's a big, like, publication, I guess to be the word, you know, it's a,
it's a newsletter, it's a page, it's a, whatever. They're called the dink.
I was about to say, the dink. Okay. That's my guess.
They sponsor the whole thing. You know, they got a lot of followers.
and, you know, big presents.
And they're like, guys, we love this.
Hey, when you're, I actually took a lot of videos you guys playing.
Would you guys want to come upstairs and, like, we'll do a little sit-out interview?
And then I'll edit together, like, some of these interview questions where you guys are
in character as the Founding Father and then cut to you guys, like, actually playing in it,
whatever.
I was like, yeah, no, I think I get it.
It's always asked us these questions.
We're all miced up.
And, you know, most of it wasn't really planned.
We didn't always going to ask us.
We did plan one thing, which I felt like time and executed really well.
we were like, all right, you should ask us a question about like the treatment of women or something
maybe controversial. And then Tyman, who's still dress has been Franklin, we'll step in as like our PR
guy. Like, guys, can we just, we're going to gloss over this. We're not really answering questions
about that right now. And so we do that. I will say the camera guy never panned over. That was the
hilarious part. Like your dress has been front. He never put the camera on you. I have no mic, no camera on me.
I kept pointing. Yeah. Film him. You know, it's like, I don't even know this guy. Yeah, right. Anyway,
the funniest part was that well let me fast go ahead a little bit 24 hours later i'm in the middle of
my just you know cyber truck time out just sitting there just thinking and i was like hey guys
we never debrief this those questions the dink asked us were so hard to improvise i'm like i'm just
not realizing that was tough we didn't even like debrief that for the fact but it'd be a question
just like saw you guys playing out there and i know you also had a lot of success in the boston massacre
What were the similarities and differences?
Oh.
You know, and then I was just going to, gosh.
Luckily, most of it, me and Scott would come up with something, you know, and I'd say,
honestly, the strategy was pretty simple for both.
Get to the kitchen and dink.
And then Scott would say, and then kill them.
Like, yes, exactly.
Got it.
And so that was typically how I feel like the answers would go.
It's like a pretty tough question.
This is like an improv exercise.
There were no softballs comedy-wise.
Did it feel like they chat GPTed the questions for sure?
He was looking at his phone and, like, reading up.
He'd say, Jake, you were a little like getting up here because you had an awesome.
What was your diet like in the 1700s?
I'm like, you know, your brain is going so fast.
Like, how do I be funny?
How do you make it funny?
And funny quick because this is an Instagram video, you know, so.
Grains.
Yeah.
Blake Roots was still a big thing back then.
Yeah, I made some joke about no matter what I ate back then, what came out of me,
look like an assa evil.
Okay.
You know, I feel like I was doing the best with where I could.
It's mainly me and Scott going back and forth.
And then every now and then Isaac would try to like kind of like,
I know
Timon's loving this
because he can imagine it
Isaac would try to
like also contribute
I don't blame him
he's like yeah
I'm still here
for one he tried to do
kind of like
an old timey voice
I think for most of it
for most of the day
give me impersonation of this
he would just like
ah yes
this is how it would go
it would kind of be like
a kind of
loud man
very loud
like one syllable
a little bit
yeah
you know he was like
there was a question where it was like
there was a common meme these days
where they say back in the day men used
to go to war now they just play pickleball
thoughts on that
and I think Scott said some answer
and then Isaac was like
war easy
pickleball hard
he just turned to a cave man
and so Thomas from the dink just looks at him
and he's like so is the schick
that George Washington's an idiot
Tyman died laughing
I mean we were all laughing pretty hard
but like Tyman couldn't stop laughing
He was like so genuine
Like so is it like just George Washington
So you guys are like doing like that like yeah
He's like oh I get I get this guy's just like a really stupid guy
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh that's why I can't believe I almost forgot to tell that story
That was great
And Isaac's just so stick just George Washington's an idiot
He was so curious when he asked
that. Oh, that was funny.
What did Isaac say? He just
I think he just laughed it off.
Yeah, he handled it well.
Oh, that's awesome. But they were tough questions.
Yeah.
But they were tough questions. It's not easy.
Yeah, that is tough. They'll be like,
hey, just connect these two things real quick.
I'm just going to throw one thing out there.
In character. This is for a short, snappy video
that's mainly about pickleball.
Mm-hmm.
But anyway.
Oh, I would have had nothing. Yeah, I was very impressed.
It was a true, like, it felt like a second city audition.
but yeah we did fine yeah that's fun that'd be a fun exercise sometimes be like let's take this
let's take that and try to answer them together yeah and do a press release or you know yeah press
conference but haven't seen that video i don't know if maybe he got in the edit it was like we don't
have anything here it was a better idea than it was uh execution yeah that's funny that's good
that um dude i went and got my haircut yesterday shows
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
Good.
Tell me more.
Goes.
I will say another one of the week is I have officially reached the relationship with my barber
where he has a louder, better demeanor with me than the person in front of him.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Or in person in front of me.
You get, like he's all, he's like.
Like I'm sitting there and he's like, so you see this thing?
You know, he's like talking to the other guy.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Yeah.
All right, man.
You know, thank you.
Yeah.
Good see, man.
What's up, my guy?
You know, I'm like, yeah, dude.
Let's go, Clint.
You know, we're like, how you been, man?
Whatever.
Like, we're officially like, I feel like we're friends.
So that's kind of fun.
That's cool.
But we were randomly talking.
I told him, I don't know, we were talking about Chiefs.
He's a big Bucks fan.
Yeah, he's a big Bucks fan.
So he's a barber, but he also has this business where he has a food truck for Cubano's,
Cuban sandwiches.
Because he's from Tampa originally.
So if you're a Tampa listener out there,
I don't know if we have any, like super fans
from Tampa or anything.
I'm trying to think.
Corey Dial.
Corey would be the first one that comes to mind.
And then occasionally, Rachel's grandma,
who snowbirds kind of in the Sarasota area.
Grandma Graham, Justice Sullivan.
Yeah.
I think that's it.
You say Corey?
Corey.
Yeah.
Cory Dial.
Yeah.
Cory Dial.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Corey Dial.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is there anybody else?
Honky donkey.
I can't think of anybody.
It's hard to think of them.
Anyway.
Okay. What was it? Oh, so he has this Cubano truck. And so he's a go-getter. I love Clint. Anytime he sees anybody with Florida plates, he like will stop them in traffic or I got a stoplight or something. Hey. And like tell them. Because he's like Florida people know how good Cubano's are. No one else. Florida. Yeah. He like gets his bread coming from Florida. That's cool. Yeah, whatever. So he's super into it. And so he was like, I saw this like tricked out. He could say murder.
murdered out.
Yeah,
I like that.
Murdered out
escalade.
All black.
With Florida
tags.
And he's like sitting there
at a stoplight,
like roll down your window.
Roll down your window.
And eventually the guy
that's sitting in the back
rolls down his window.
It rolls it down.
He's looking at him.
He's like,
and it was Chris Jones.
And Tim,
if you don't know,
Chris Jones is this,
one of the best players
on the chiefs,
massive six foot six,
300 pound,
like massive football player.
Yeah.
And Glenn,
Of course, was not trying to roll out on the window for Chris Jones.
He was just like, I just, I saw you, you had Florida plates.
And so I do Cubano's and, you know, so you should have some, some time.
Thompson Bros. Cubas, you know, whatever, saying all these different things.
And he just said, Chris Joe just literally stared at him for the whole time that Clint's rambling and then just roll his window back up.
Like, didn't smile, didn't say anything.
And Clint's like, he probably had no idea.
Because Chris Jones isn't even from Florida.
Like, he had no idea why, you know, I didn't know I had Florida tags on this thing.
What's this guy talking about?
That's so funny.
So, and Clint's like, and I thought about that for like a day after.
Like, it kind of mess with me, man.
Wow.
So it's in traffic.
He's just getting driven around and a secret at SUV.
Yeah.
So if you ever see a murdered out escalade.
They're among us.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
That's fun.
I just love that he just literally didn't do anything.
He just.
All right.
I have a comment of the week
This one's great
There are a couple like this
But Julia Palmer said
My husband's name was supposed to be Chandler
And instead it was spelt chandelier
Chandelier
So his middle name is literally a light fixture
That's crazy that can happen
There were a couple comments
They were like hey the Erza Ezra thing
Like happened to me
Yeah I caught it
And I had to change it
Or like my husband caught it
I had spelled it Erza, so kind of a mix-up.
I wonder, we're probably not so technologically advanced that this is happening yet,
but I wonder if anybody ever fills anything out like that on an iPhone,
and they try to say Chandler, and it has now, like, it's happening more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably not, though.
It's probably still just analog typing it at the most.
So mine, I actually texted this person.
I don't know if you're going to see him or not tomorrow.
Who knows?
but, uh, Braden Parsons, I, I text them because I was like, I don't laugh out loud at comments that often, like truly laugh out loud. And I, I laughed out loud to the point where Catherine had to say, what are you laughing about? Wow. You know what I mean? So, he commented on Spotify. Um, I had talked about how when Scott had stage fright, he should just hold his, you know, hold his breath, you know, whatever. Uh, so he says, sometimes when I'm public speaking, I get stage fright. I took Brad's advice and held my breath. Ended up peeing my pants. Thanks a lot.
good joke I didn't see it coming at all and then it just just ended up peeing my pants period thanks a lot
period got me that's pretty good shout up brayden I just texted him a couple hours ago it was like hey
am I sure I see you when I'm in Nashville yeah we're gonna hang fun you got anything time it's okay if you
don't I Mitchell Bowser said fun fact George Washington didn't have wooden teeth he actually had a wooden tongue
that's pretty good joke as well Mitchell Bowser is a he's a he's a
constant you know there's certain guys it's like every time they say something yeah it's gold gold
cherry yeah no pressure mitchell say it say it even if you're not super confident but you should be confident
also mitchell i don't know if i've said this before but every time i see a video you've liked on
instagram i always like it too like it's always i think we have similar instagram reels taste yeah
yeah it's pretty good isn't it kind of fun to like scroll and see somebody that like something
and be like oh we're kind of oh we're experiencing yeah we're like in the neighborhood together
you know and Mitchell it gets pretty niche like random
random music stuff with like 15,000 likes
me and you are on the same page so I like it
Mitchell's also an all-time
what's it called speech stammer guy
fun to watch you that yeah
right says
a little alliteration
that's messing with me bro
little alliteration little alliteration
little alliteration
okay
all right
What else you guys want to say?
Okay.
That's about it.
Oh, I,
one thing real quick,
I've been sending Scott
random,
um,
like messages where I just say,
like rank these things,
like power list of things.
It's kind of fun,
kind of a fun thing.
And it's like things that like are kind of specific to Jake,
or to Scott and I where it's just like,
like the first one I sent was like,
hey,
rank these,
uh,
sports cars from our childhood that we,
that I knew that he would definitely know that I'm like,
Jake probably wouldn't know,
you know,
whatever like Mitsubesi Eclipse eclipse,
you know,
Toyota Selica, BMWs, Z3 Roads, or whatever.
McClare.
Most recent one was, all right, you know, rank these teachers on how hot they were.
And he just responded.
He's like, dude, I just realized they're probably all like 60 years old now.
That's wild.
Rank these places to get stage fright.
Any toilet.
I should.
Any urinal, public speaking.
Anyway, so shout out, Scotty.
It's fun to have like a friend.
that like a childhood friend like that old friend still that i can still talk to about that stage
of my life because i feel like sometimes you lose that a little bit so yeah i'm not really in touch
with a lot of people that i like grew up with you know i don't think i would be yeah it's just scott
even though i like have friends that i could text if i needed to it would be weird because i don't
talk to them yeah if i saw them it would be like oh dude this is great to catch up with you but
yeah i don't know i'm going to like text them yeah exactly what if i did though first text to jared
Yarberry in 14 years is like, dude, who are the hottest teachers? You should. You should,
or you'd be like, hey, rank these, Halo, Golden Eye, King Gravy Junior Baseball, Star Fox, you know,
whatever. That would be fun. All right. Yeah, worst teams to play back in the day. All right,
Skyline, Blue Eye, Pleasant Hope, Stockton.
Right.
Worst Springfield School. Yeah, worst in-fields. That'd be a fun one to rank.
Yeah. First basketball gyms.
Dude, I remember Lawrence High School football field was literally a hill. Like, you couldn't
see basically beneath the knee.
caps of the other side lines. Like, you flip a coin, it's like, do you want to kick or
receive? It's like, actually, can we choose downhill? We'd like to choose downhill. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. We'd like the upper ground. So, fun to talk about that stuff with people that
also remember it. Yeah. Yeah. Dives, good sewed. We'll see you guys next week for normal
episodes. If you haven't contributed, there's a Facebook post that I put up to help us with our
year-end review episodes.
Samuel Sam made a good point.
He's like,
what, you're doing a jingle
or an episode full of jingles
won't they get taken down?
It's like, oh yeah.
We will roll the dice.
We'll figure that out.
Just note monetize YouTube and...
If nothing else, it's a YouTube video
you can, yeah, listen to.
Yeah, or listen on Apple.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Or podscribe.
Yeah, I don't even know the name.
Shout to the podcribers out there.
Yeah, like, it's not on clunk.
yet. I don't even know the names of them.
Exactly. What are they talking about?
What are you doing, not listening on one of the two?
Oh, it's not on Pod Pod Go yet. I'm not
seeing it. Huh? It's on YouTube, but it's not,
it's not on Clicker Clatter, so I don't know.
Clicker Clatter is a good one, dude.
They have just a few more features on there. I know it's smoother.
The Skip Ahead feature feels smoother than Apple Podcast.
I think they push it out there a little bit quicker than the rest of them because their database isn't
quite as big. Yeah, comment somewhere. If you
listen to a podcast, the podcast, not on Spotify, Apple, or YouTube.
And you're going to have to comment it on YouTube or something we've heard of.
We're not going to see it otherwise.
I don't want to check Pod Pod Go for your comment.
Odyssey? Is that a pod? That's more like, uh, you heard that one?
Odyssey.
A-U-D-A-C-Y?
No. Potency.
Podicy.
Yeah. Right.
Homer's Podicy.
All right. We love you guys. We'll see you Monday.
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