Ghostrunners - 503 - Say the Word on Beat

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

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Happy Wednesday, Ghosties. Happy Wednesday, Jake. Happy Wednesday, David, Nathan Pulley. Well said. Thanks, man. Relatable or not, dude.

I purposely don't search what I want exactly for fear that I might miss out on something else. Does that make sense? So like, let's say, for instance, I'm trying to find like a cool lampshade. Got it, got it. A cool light fixture. Been there. Or let's say.

say I'm trying to find a Christmas tree. And I want one that's seven feet tall. I want one that's, you know, X, Y, Z. I might just look up Christmas tree initially just to see, hey, what if there's something out there I didn't even know was an option? It's way cooler than that. Or like, oh, it has lights like that. I didn't even know that existed. You ever do that? Relatable. Relatable. I feel like I notice this when I'm talking to AI a little bit. Like I want to have it do a little work for me on the hey find me an Airbnb in Palm Springs that has a you know what no yeah you tell me what it has yeah who am I to tell you what I need right I wouldn't have thought a trampoline park in the backyard and here I am looking at one exactly exactly dude yeah I do the same thing like yeah

everyone's want it's like or even just trampoline just search trampoline instead of you know kids trampoline you know safe helmet included like like do you ever exhaustively like search anything i never do it like takes me seven searches before i'm finally like all right i'm not finding what i want i'm searching exactly what i want did it last night my dad called me a couple weeks ago pre-christmas you guys remember that yeah evergreen evergreen evergreen and was like hey uh i can't believe i'm asking to do this, but can you buy your mom a gaming system? I was like, what? He's like, you know, long short short, we're at this.

I think, I think we would play a little bit if you got us a Nintendo switch. He's like, but I haven't been able to surprise your mom with a gift in years because she knows everything. She sees everything. I want you to buy it and then like bring it for Christmas. And so, of course, on top of that, I'm like, let me find some like wild or weird games because I think they just want Mario Kart. Okay.

And so I was like going to try and type in like, what's a game my mom would love? I don't even know. Let's search Nintendo Switch games. Yeah. And I'm just scrolling the thousand games they have. Yes. Found one called house flipper. Oh.

Bought one for you, one for her. I can learn a few days about that game. Okay. Like I never would have found a house flipper if I search. I don't know what I would have. Exactly. Exactly. It's like, yeah, why don't I just start wide?

And then we narrow it down. Found a bass fishing game for my dad. That is so, that's a perfect example of like, I know. Even if he said like, hey, can you buy me a bass fishing game? I would look up Nintendo Switch games and just like, what else they got out? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What else they have? You know, Bo really likes these Yodo player, Yodo cards that like you put in and you can listen to audio on them and stuff. It's like, yeah, you could search exactly what he wants, you know, Christopher Churchmouse. But really, let's just look up Yoto cards and see what else is out there first. So. I used to do it on dating apps. It was like, what are you looking for? Anything.

You tell me. Yeah. Any age. Yeah. Any color. Yeah. Yeah. any amount of teeth. What kind of...

I do like my women black with a little bit of cream and sugar. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white, me too. Then West best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because this is a ghost

from a podcast. Everybody's morning morning will be taking ground Ghost on a podcast. Good for a podcast. Uh, happy Wednesday. Happy Evergreen. Happy January.

Happy January. How's your January going so far? My January. It's good. Busy. Mm-hmm. Who isn't? This time of year.

Right? All right. Uh, cut to a scene of two guys Monday morning at work as they just got back from Chris's break. What's your name? Bobby. All right. What's your name? Brandon.

I got it. Hey, Bobby. Hey, morning. Yeah. Good to see. Good morning, Brandon. Brando. Sorry.

You nickname it because we're friends. All right. Hey, Bobby. Can someone say action from the top, please? Oh, hold. And action. Hey, Bobby. Hey, morning, Brando.

Hey, how was Christmas break for you? Oh, you know, it was a holiday. You know, it was, uh, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, What didn't go, what didn't go wrong? Yeah. Right. Yeah. What about you? Oh, you know, the old balanchang had us go to Texas and back.

Oh, yeah. That whole place is filled with people. Right? I mean, there's just, it's just, right? I mean, the highways, the cars there, the. When you were in Texas, so we were over in Arkansas, was it also, it got really cold one day. You know what? Did you guys have that?

Do you remember that day? It was unseasonably cold. Yes. We had a cold, I want to say the 26. Really? Am I been the 27th? Winchill or? No, sorry, I'm talking about the day, the date.

On the 26th, I think it was unreasonably cold. Really? Or was that, hmm. Well, you know what? What part of Arkansas? West. It was the west part of Arkansas close to the Texas. Yeah, yeah.

That's right. I was here in East Texas got a really big, big, uh, okay, so it probably was the same day. I think it was, the 26th. Yeah. No, it didn't hit where we were. Really. We were more like, uh, Texoma area. Yeah, we're, it hit us like, I don't know, Saturday.

Oh, oh, interesting. Cool. And yeah, yeah, it was just cold, but you know what? We stayed inside all day, so it didn't matter. Yeah. Good Christmas, though. Good Christmas. Celebrate our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ being born in Bethlehem in a manger.

And yeah, just enjoyed time with the in-laws. Yeah, yeah, same. You know, ate too much, spent too much. Yeah. Lord knows my wallet's feeling it right now. I'll be honest, the decorations are still up. But, you know what? Well, I mean, it's hard to come back from Christmas and immediately, what, unpack, do laundry, and now I got to take down the decorations.

And honestly, buddy, I have a hard time getting into it right away. And so I don't want to be done with it yet. And you know what? Wife's not complaining about that. Well, we should probably go to this meeting. Yeah. You're going to get fired, I heard. I've been worried about that, too.

Honestly. All right. There we go. Seen. That's happening everywhere. It's happening everywhere. Christmas. Good, good.

Yeah. Busy. Busy, I had a lot of emails to catch up with. Yeah. You know, I sleep so much, but I'm still tired. You know what?

Sometimes I over sleep, I think. There's too much sleeping. Not enough moving. It's really, the trick is movement. I'm still there. I'm stuck. And cut. I can't do it.

I'm sorry. Cut, cut, cut, cut. Thank you. He's stuck. what are you doing for christmas busy evergreen because we're doing this yeah let's talk about it uh we'll go we'll do strafford for a few days uh and then i think christmas evening kind of we've done last few years it's like we go strafford christmas evening come back to kansas city kind of a halfway house we call it yes that's what those are

and then morning of the 26 cold is then we'll go up to iowa it's got to split split the drive up sweet so it's great yeah you know it's a little bit driving but get to see but both families and get to have fun and um it's great yeah be back at sid's barn with uh people playing pickleball in i'm sure evil skevers human skevers yeah get my dad a little fishing game i even bought him a like one of those like 3d printed nintendo switch accessories where you could put the controller in it that's like shaped like a rod oh perfect so he can like reel it in so he'll play that once in front of me and then never again no either that or he's going to get really into with uncle john He might.

I could see my mom, like, really getting into one of those, like, Farmville games where it kind of, like, never ends. Like, there's always another achievement you have to do. Is that not, that sounds like maybe house flipper is that kind of game. That's what I'm hoping. I bought that one. Yeah. Yeah.

There's always another house to flip. Timmy, I'm sure you've heard my impersonation of Steve Triplett. So can you give your interpretation of my interpretation of Steve Triplett playing this bass fishing game? Oh, okay. So how you... oh well triish look i'm i set this up in the in the in the rod thing i'm trying to reel it in it's not there's nothing for me to grab because you you think there's one left in the box or jake not give us the the thing to grab for the rod here i don't know if that was no that's good

no no keep on keep on uh and then this this is fast forward to you got the things to grab you've been playing it for a few days now you're getting the hang of it a little bit but you're still kind of figure out, have you caught any fish? I tell you what. The what is? He does like the point. That's the key word. I can't stop playing this game. That's good, dude.

Yeah, they're like the shock. They're like, yeah, that was perfect. You got any fish? I caught a walleye yesterday. Okay. I'm losing it. Yeah, you did. I should have ended on a good.

I should have ended on a good one. Walleye. Walleye. I got some bass. No, that's great. I can't stop playing this game. I could see him getting into it. He could.

Or maybe it would be a one and done kind of thing. I think all it takes is the first amount of friction, the first time the game's not reading it. I know how to get to King of Queens. So I've always got that. That's pretty fun, though. Yeah, that's cool. Nintendo Switch, because it's like,

You can use it portable or on the TV. You think he's going to, is I going to trip him up? My dad's sitting on the toilet. Just like a Trish. Yeah. Hold on. Darn near knock the toilet off, setting the hook. Yeah, they're going to get two D.S or two switches and they're going to play with each other.

Yeah, system link. Yeah, yeah. Man, I could go for a system. I feel like I say that every time when we talk about it. Oh, it's true, dude. Oh, sounds good. And this was a fair critique, but also it's different. we were talking about like what if we had like a place that you could just like rent out or go to

that you could play system link and you can play all these old games and someone's like Brad's describing an arcade and I'm like fair assumption fair point however it's different I want to private arcade games are like stand up usually or like different buttons like different controllers quarters pinball machines clinking around right this is different than those things but this is eight TVs eight of my best friends also like I guess means I don't get to play I'm something fun watching. Also, acting like it's a revolutionary idea that I had is wrong

because arcades are basically that. Yeah. But also, it's different. This is different. This is different. Or maybe they bring it to you. Bring the arcade to you. Arcades to go.

Really what we're describing is your flip house with eight TVs. Just like a private area with eight TVs. Dude. What a vibe. If it's never not rented out, hey boys, we're system linking tonight.

Someone bring eight Xbox 360s over. Thanks. You have them. Everyone has them. Yeah. Every room has. Is it? Every room has it.

One thing I thought you'd get a kick out of is in pickleball. There's a rating system. You've heard me probably talk about it. Dooper. It's an app. It's a website. Well, they're joining the trend. Duper wrapped is become a thing where they like recapped your year and pickleball.

They've never done this before. Okay. So they just dropped yesterday. And I was just telling Rachel about it. She's like, of course. And so I just figured you get a kick out of it. Because much like Spotify, I mean, there is some data that's like, oh, that's kind of cool. You play with, you know, this, whatever.

But just like Spotify, there's, like, data and then, like, a little, like, phrase with it. All right. So I'll tell you, like, one, and maybe you can try to guess the next few. So, like, you played with 25 different partners. Statt. That's a lot of paddle taps. Okay. Okay.

So that's kind of the format, okay? Got it. Partnered a year with Eisen McDonald. Okay. I played against 182 different opponents. oh just straight up yeah what's the what's the phrase after a hundred and eighty two different opponents i don't know let's see give me give me first one was that's a lot of paddle taps so that's that's a lot of paddle taps that's enough what if just that every time that's a lot of

180 different opponents that's that's a lot of uh that's a lot of you just can't stop playing this game that's the phrase on there tell you what you just Love this game. That's a lot of text messages to organize the plans. That's a nice, you know, get the ball rolling. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying here.

That's a lot of, that's a lot of, I don't know what you would phrase it, but like, calling the scores out. That's a lot of different people. That's a lot of, time and any guesses? They don't have to be good.

as an example for me. Can't fit that many people in a pickleball group chat. Yeah, that's a big group chat. That's a big group chat. Yeah, that's a lot of. Can't that's actually, eye message only loves?

Is it that's a lot of? Yeah. Okay, that's a lot of. That's a lot of blank, blank. That's a lot of court time. Good guess. That's a lot of. This is like an action.

That's a lot of missed serves. That's a lot of, that's a lot of dink. Dinks of the net. Monster, Dinks. That's a lot of. that's a lot of um that's a lot of times thank you thank you for playing i'll tell you now

that's a lot of stare downs oh man i was so close to thinking of that though dang it yeah it's very odd yeah and when you know it the app is freezing so can't really get to the rest of them so that's fun while lasted it's not working how many more people have to do wrapped before it's like done it loses its luster because right now spotify has the edge on everybody yeah youtube's trying to do their little knockoff version. Obviously, Apple Music is doing it. You know, I assume they were. I haven't seen a single, like, screenshot.

Exactly. Oh, I see some. Really? That's what I'm saying. Like, it's not as exciting or not as... Yeah. You can do it, but it's not the same. Yeah, once a dupor starts doing it.

Yeah, that's rough. What would you like to see a rapt of? I'd at least see a rapt of, like, my Amazon purchases. Like, oh, oh. March, looks like you had a flooding in your basement because you, you know... Remember when you got... really into, you know, these dishwasher pods.

Airport wrapped. I feel like. Airport wrapped. Airport wrapped. How many minutes did you spin there? Because like I've, and just like, well, airplane wrap. I don't know. Flight, flights wrap, but you can't do like Southwest, I guess I flew probably more than others, but like. I want to see all the stuff. Yeah, you can customize this wrapped. This is your dream

wrap. Just in general. Do you want to see miles or would you want to see all the airlines collab to make a wrapped for the people? And that's nice. It'd be fun, though. It'd be fun to see. Miles, maybe how many, you know, people, like, on the same plane as you. Yeah. You know, within a year? You know, who should do it is, like, especially, like, electric cars that are very technologically advanced, because of the wordplay involved, car wrapped. Okay. I would like to see, like, driving habits. This was your average speed on the highway. Yeah. That'd be fun. On average, you are speeding 15% of the year.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, how many, how you feel friendly did you drive? You told your wife. was that's just squirrel I don't know speed bumps weird fix these potholes mayor darn mayor keeps promising man what are these taxes going for yeah yeah that's fun airlines driving just habits in general habits wrapped

coffee wrapped yeah I was gonna say there's something I'd be like ah I probably don't want screen time wrapped no no don't tell me screen time wrap no no no no but yeah I would like to know how many like ounces of coffee I drank I drank ounces wrapped it's just liquid wrapped there's some wrap that you'd like you'd be thinking like I should not be spending that much my itchipoli every year a toilet wrapped toilet wrapped yeah yeah genuinely yeah just just a time on the toilet inventory of my life

ounces there too ounces there that's part of ounces wrapped yeah you compare it to liquids wrapped yeah see yeah see how they compare conversation wrapped oh wow this was like one of your biggest like um vocab words of the year. That'd be kind of, or just like, hey, how many, how many hours has you spent talking to your wife? And was it more or less than last year? Yeah, do you date your wife, wrapped? Yeah, JP, preclude is coming out with one.

How many times? J.P. and Jeff Betke. Filler words wrapped, how many times you say like? Killer words wrapped. Wow. Fillet, filler words wrapped. That's going to ring to it, baby. That's, yeah, it's going to go.

Health wrapped. That'd be interesting. So it feels like we're not that close to being done with the rap. like phase because that sounds like we're kind of actually yeah we're only on the very beginning yeah Spotify started a movement could be doctor wrapped doctor wrapped

wrist wrapped yeah god's got my wrap that's all of them I think that's it that's all of them I don't know dog wrapped if you have pets

that's a lot of horse downs it's so that's a lot of stare downs meat is winning a point I was going to say Have you ever? No. No, honestly.

A guy was doing it to me while I was dressed as Alexander Hamilton. He was staring. It's like a thing? Some people get pretty fired up. I think the higher level you get people want to like, you know, they always file it under the category of like, I need to fire myself up. And I say, you need to calm down. You need to not take yourself so seriously. You need to quench your fire.

Yeah. Extinguish yourself down. Yeah, so a lot of people say, just like, hey, you know, I just got to, I need it to like fire me up. Kind of like Michael Jordan Yeah, I need something to take my I was thinking that as I was watching the NCAA volleyball games Like that probably does fire you up Because you are taking your arm

And you're moving it as fast as possible Six inches from another person's face And then you you beat them Like you did something aggressive and beat them to it That would feel like that would fire you up Yeah 80% of pickleball points are like I hit the ball six miles an hour

And then you missed it What am I going to do? Yell at you after that Pickball's just not, it's not an animosity type sport. It's never going to have a ton of like built-in aggression. You're going to like fake it. Yeah. Until somebody gives you aggression.

Is that fair? Like if someone was, and I say, whoa, sure. Excuse me, you're going to startle my pony. Sturtle my steed. You want the world? You want the serve, Mary? Take the serve and put it all the way out.

Dinkum, Mary. Dinkum, Mary. Clarence Zuzu's pickles It's good It's good Dude Dude something you would have noticed last night of volleyball

Sorry one last thing Is the I don't know what you call The guy in this In the venue Doing like Saying words over the loudspeaker The PA guy

He noticed like He was like not Saying just objective things I found that very interesting Oh pit with the big Kill there And they needed it Oh wow

He'd like say stuff like that are like, I feel like you want to be a commentator really badly. He's like, uh, forming the narrative. Yeah, adding just a little bit of commentary. Okay. You just don't hear that in like basketball or, I mean, it's just so just like black and white. Like, it's third and six. I was going to say you, you, any more than seven words is probably, seven words is like, whoa, that was a big announcement.

You know, or like, you know, Jake Trippled on the tackle, gain of five. Yes. That's what they do. On the tackle gain of five. That's eight words. Yeah. You know, that was a lot. He would say things like, Kentucky with the huge block, stopping the momentum.

I guess it's fine, but. It's like he's spelling out how to watch the game, though. You should be excited about this if you're cheering for Kentucky. Just like a neutral site, neutral PA, still can't help himself. Was there ever a game or a match or whatever they call them? They'd go them games. I don't know. Okay.

Was there ever a time while you were watching that a team was getting, like, whoop pretty bad? Just that first set, Wisconsin, Kentucky? Kentucky, yeah, like, you know, 20 to 10. Yeah, did they ever say, like, and they keep pouring it on or, you know, like, kind of like, was it always, like, a positive for the other team? Good thing Kentucky's wearing spandex, because it'll make the spanking hurt more. I think he said that at one point.

Okay, yeah, that makes sense. That's all I remember him saying, just that phrase. Okay. No, but, yeah, there was a little bit of that, like, they take a much needed time out. Right, yeah. You know, it's like, I don't think you're supposed to say this in this role. Talk about getting a stare down. I would give that guy a stare down.

down shut your mouth i'm done with you that's crazy as long as you're Kentucky blockhead yeah do they had a dance off and Bucky the Badger getting after it's spinning on his head like legit dancing Kentucky oh hey hey yeah just doing nothing too cool I hated him yeah you're yeah you're done with the Kentucky well oh hard to root for was he a uh Was he one of those mascots that was like normal person with the head? He was a complete cat. He was. Yeah.

Because, you know, K-States, there's is just a normal person with a head. I love that. I love like the bare minimum. Just like, what if he's normal in every way? Yeah. He has a weird cat head. He's got a massive head. Yeah.

Like, he's just like dressed like the rest of the players. Yeah, he's wearing pads, wearing shoulder pads in a jersey. But some sort of crossbreed with a wild cat. Uh-huh. Yeah. Only affected his head. But the Kentucky. was full cat full cat full smirk dude dude you've been a mascot yeah uh maybe you've told me

before yeah one truly one time freshman you know freshman year you see do something once yeah okay yeah yeah i've been there two weeks and i've made my mark enough to like jake you should be the mascot which is probably not a good sign if in two weeks they are already asking to be the mascot as a freshman but yeah i'll do it yeah mom dad i made it i'm in yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm in yeah Let me reel in this bass real quick. Trish, get your loafer's on. I didn't really love it. It was like a September game, so it was brutal hot, really sweaty.

I didn't knock any kids over, but I just kept bumping into them because kids are wanting you a lot and you can't see very well. So you're knocking them over all the time. I found myself smiling for pictures still, even though no one's looking at my face. Didn't like it. Did you eventually, like once you realized that, did you find yourself like, No, you're fine. You want to go pick up that ring?

It dropped it down. It dropped twice, yeah. Did you ever find yourself not smiling for pictures? Because then it felt weird. Then you're like, yeah, I'll take this picture. And even though you don't need a smile, like, then you just feel like, even though they can't see you, just be like, go ahead. That'd be weird. It was really just hard for me not to talk.

That's what I didn't like. I'm not. Did you ever? Do you remember? Like, did you ever like? I think to my friends, because they knew I was the mascot, but no. You know, from most part, you just have to be like. you know just so yeah

not for me yeah not for me didn't like it couldn't see the game right that's funny um did it once though you do anything once yeah you know you try it that's fun all right let's play uh let's play some games or unless you have other things yeah no let's play some games

i i've seen this game all over instagram and ticot lately but i've never played it uh it's called like uh say the word on beat challenge and so how it works is you try to say the word on beat and it's challenging. Oh. Oh.

The words are rhyming words. That's about it. Okay. Who wants to go first? Yeah, how are we doing this? Jake? Is it like one person at a time? Yeah, I can go first since I've seen this

on Instagram. Cool. All right. Here we go. Level one, easy. Go to YouTube to watch this. Okay. Cat, cat, cat, bat, bat, bat, bat.

Easy. Cat, cat, bat, bat, cat, bat, cat, bat, cat, bat, cat, bat, cat. Ooh. No problem. Oh, I labeled it. Cat, cat, bat, rat, rat, bat, cat, rat. Oh! Rat, dog!

Cat, rat, dog, bat, rat, rat, rat, my dog! Oh, you're doing great! Drake, you're doing great. Okay, okay. Whoa. What? Foot, foot, foot, foot, foot, foot, foot. All right.

Okay. Foot, four, foot, foot, foot, all right, all right. Food,

four, food, four, food, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, four foot,

good, foot, good, foot, good, foot, good, good, good, foot, foot, for,

good, foot, good, great. Whoa, here, gosh. Oh, easy.

Sox, fox, socks, fox, this is gonna be problematic. I'm gonna, Sox, fox, ox, ox, ox, ox, fox fox fox. Nice!

Oh, yeah! Box, socks, ox, fox, fox, fox. I'm just not a foot food guy. Ox, oh, crap. Missed the first one. Foughts, socks. All right. Here we go.

Docks, ox, ox. Oh, hey, get that video out of Fox, Docs, Docs, Docs. If you completed this, you're a genius. Okay, so Medium is tough. Whoa, that good food. That was wild. You messed that up right away. I'm not sure if you ever said food.

You used to go food. Why didn't they rhyme? It was like the same letters. Bro. I think someone who's not a native English speaker definitely made that video. Yeah, I guess maybe because that should have been the hard one at least. But like. Because they didn't rhyme.

Food, food, food, food, food, food. They usually rhyme. Because those are all like similar, but not the same. So it was foot good. Food, food. I remember food. Oh, wow. Every once in a while it took me a second to like recognize what the word.

was supposed to. Like, what is that? Well, it's food. That one was nice. They would label it most of the time. Oh, stressful. Wow. Okay, let me go. All right. Here we go. Yep. Oh, is the same or different? This should be different words and stuff. Okay. Is it the same like, I think so. I think so. Yeah. Stars, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, star, jar, jar, jar, jar, jar. Car, it's car.

Star, star, jar, car, car, star, jar. Yeah, he's a musician. Car star, car star, car star, jar star, jar star. Ooh. All right. Jar star, car star, jar star, jar, darn it, dang it. Dang it, dang it on beat. Okay, these are butter and...

I don't know. Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter. What's that? What? Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, burr, bird, bird, bird, bird. All right. Bubbles and butter? Butter, bird, bubble, bubble, bubble, butter.

What the freak? Butter, bird, bubble, bubble, bird, bird, butter, bubble. Dang it! Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, bird, freak, dang it. Crap. Dude. Oh, it's hard, it's hard. Here we go.

All right, we got chairs. Chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair. This is going to be good. Pears. Chair, chair, chair, chair, chair, chair. chair chair, Piper, Piper, Piper, Pair.

Chair, bear, bear, pair, pair, chair, bear, pair, pair, bear, pair. I'm going to be. Pear, chair, bear, bear, chair, chair, pair, chair. Bear, bear, bear, pair, chair, pair, bear, pair, bear.

Ah, I get so in my head about impossible. Okay, okay. Impossible, dude. All right, moons and spoons. Moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, spoon, spoon, spoon, spoon, spoon. Moon, moon, moon, bloom, bloom, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, moon, Moon, moon, moon, spoon, moon, soon, spin, spoon.

It's impossible? Impossible? Moonblune, spoon soon, moon, moon, spoon soon. Soon, spin, balloon, moon, moon, moon, moon, dung! Dang it! Oh! I want to get them all! Oh!

Dang it! Oh, I'm going to be doing these to like myself now. Oh. Brad, you on the shop working? Yes, but don't come in. Yes, but just be cool if you hear any yelling.

All right, timing and then, uh, Polly. All right. Polly. Oh, here we go. Oh, I think the medium is always the hardest one. Mead is tough. Socks and rocks.

Sock, sock, rock, rock, sock, rock, sock, rock. Tough. tough. Clock clock, rock, sock, rock sock, rock, sock, clock sock. Oh, this is dumb. Oh, boy. Sock, rock, rock, rock, clock, sock, rock, clock. Nice. Oh. Rock, sock, rock, sock, clock, rock, clock, rock, clock.

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Clock, sock, rock, clock, rock, rock, rock, sock clock. Nice! He can beat easy, guys. Okay. Oh.

Oh, ball, ball ball ball ball ball ball ball that was so hard. All right wow Okay, it's probably bell, right bell, bell, ball, bell, bowl, holy crap, this is bad. Bell, bell, bell, dude. Bell, bell, bowl, bell, ball. That was it, that was it. Bull, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball ball. Soccer and soccer bowl. We gotta do this with speech jammer. Oh my gosh. Star Star, Jar, JAR. Whoa. Jump the gun on JAR.

Guitar, Star, Jarr, Guitar, Guitar, Guitar, Car, Guitar, Jar, Star. Oh. Jarr, guitar, guitar star, car, guitar, guitar star. Nice. Hey, hey. Car, jar, guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar, guitar, car star car. Nice. All right.

Jar guitar, car, guitar, car star, guitar, guitar. Wow. It's a little delayed. It's medium, dude. That is. Medium was insane. soccer, big cow Jingle Bell

Soup device Male bovine Yeah cereal Serial container So soccer is so good I don't When I see it I see soccer not ball

I don't know Cooley All right Polly I'm going to clarify If it's really bad I'm not doing it on purpose Okay I was though

This is one of those Like we gotta do this at the getaway With speech chamber That's a great idea Frogs Frog, frog, frog, frog Okay, okay, hey, you got it. Frog, frog, dog, dog, frog.

Oh, I'm ahead. No, you're good, you're going. Frog, frog, dog, frog, dog, dog, dog, dog. Six head, eight. Cat, frog, frog, dog. Cat, cat, that, that. Take us home. Yep, yep, dog cat, frog frog, dog cat, frog cat.

All right, timing. Why don't you go ahead and take over for the poor guy? Same time. Okay. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, spot, spot, spot. Good job, guys. Oh, what the heck. I like these.

Stop, spot, post, post, post, stop, stop, stop. Oh, holy cow. Oh, boy. Stop, stop, stop, stop, spot, post, stop, post, post. Yeah, you're just reading. Easy when you're reading. You got it. Spot post, post, post post post post.

Once I lose time and I'm gone. All right, I'm back, I'm back. Spot, spot, spot, stop, stop, spot. Nice. Medium. Medium to get you. Rose, rose, rose, rose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose. Flower. Rose nose nose, hose. What is that? A stove?

Oh, stow. Holy frisk. Horse. What? Is it a purse? Purse. Oh, it's purse. Okay, okay. Stove nose hose, hose, purse, rose, rose, horse. Wow, nice timing. Hose, nose, purse, rose, hose. horse stove hose now throwing in a purse is odd there that's all right play another one and let's do it let's do let's do like either one to half or two x speed and see what oh yeah yeah

either that or we go we go slower we okay faster time in this issue has been having to me what's going on time on youtube i don't get it has happened to you type jake no i can't adjust every once a while you can adjust the playback speed but sometimes not duplicate never have i ever Well, see, I'm just never, see if it happens to fix it. Oh, yeah. Time in. All right. I think we will go around the room this time.

Okay, for each level. Every, not even level, just each one. Each one. Yeah, I like it. Each box. All right, so Jake's going to start. We're going to go clockwise. Should do 1.25 or 1.5?

I'm on 1.5. Wait. 1.5? Yeah. See, what do you think? All right. Let's try it. Let's see what 1.5 is like.

Holy crap. Apples and onions. Apple onion, apple, apple, apple, onion, onion, onion, onion, apple, apple, onion, apple, onion, apple. Oh, time, it's clean. Apple onion, apple onion, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, yeah. Level two media, here we go. There, all right.

Rice and ice. Rice cube, rice cube, rice cube, rice cube, oh, freak. Ice, ice, ice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice. Coley. Rice, ice, ice, ice. I can't, I can't keep up. Rice, rice, rice, ice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice. Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice.

Dang. Maybe it's a bad idea, guys. No, I like it. Dog, Twitter, cat, dog, Twitter, Instagram. What the flip? I said Instagram. This is your dog, dog, dog, dog. That guy, that guy.

Take Twitter. It's also speeding up in the video. Speed Twitch, Dog, Cat, Speed, Speed, Speed, tiktime. Gosh. Speed, Discord, Instagram, dog, speed, dark, speed. Instagram.

Instagram. Instagram. I was you, Cooley. I can't even. No, I got it. Oh, 1.25. This is a 152.5 and back to the beginning of this one.

All right, here we're going. Okay, this is you. Sorry, Collie. Sorry, Collie. Okay. Let the man have was to do. Clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock. You're genius.

Sock, sock, sock, sock, sock, sock, sock, clock, clock. Sock, oh, Sock, Clock, sock, sock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, clock, gosh. Sock clock, sock clock, clock, clock. Okay. Oh, yeah. These videos, there's enough of them that we've done now.

I don't know if whoever, whatever nationality is making these videos, if they don't understand that medium is actually easier than hard. It feels like the hard ones are always kind of repetitive. Yeah. And the medium ones are always like, whoa, we trip, up a lot on that one. The ending of hard mode was just sock clock four times. Yeah, that was not that hard. Here's what I want. Can you find the very first one I did? I want to hear Brad do the foot food one. Oh, man. That one was the best one. That's been the hardest one on here. Yes, I agree. I'll do

normal speed. Then maybe we'll try it. Okay. Yeah. Cat, cat, cat, cat, bat, bat, bat, bat, bat. Find your rhythm. You got it. Cat, cat, bat, bat, cat, bat, bat. Cat, bat, cat, bat, cat, cat, bat, cat, cat, cat, bat, cat, bat, rat, cat, bang, dang it. Rat dog, cat, bat, dog, rat, bat. You're a little timing in there, I heard a black. The dog, dude. All right.

Oh, here we go, food, food, food, food, foot, food, food, food, food, foot, food. That's so crazy. Food, four, food, food, food, foot, far. What? Food, foot, four, food, foot, four, food, foot, four. Yeah, that was perfect. Four foot, good, four, four, ah, food, good. Dang it.

Good, four, foot, foot, four good, food foot. Oh, that is, like, messing with my brain. Sox, Fox. Oh, this was the easier one. Yeah. Sox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox. You say fox first? Hey, socks, fox, fox, ox, ox, ox, ox.

That's not as hard as you. It's easy as you think time. Okay, okay, okay. Box, socks, ox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, box, fox. It's like, it's like when you let it, when you have any hesitation, if you hesitate thinking, it's over. I'm always trying to like basically just go. Wow. Don't look ahead.

Or ahead. We're looking hard because the first one, you said the first one. one wrong. It was a picture of a foot. You go, food. I did. Oh, man. That was what was so funny. Dang. That's fun. Yeah. That's great. It's good. Yeah. All the videos I've seen. It seemed pretty funny because, yeah, it's usually like a girlfriend videoing a boyfriend in like the first three. He's like, what's so hard about this? And then he just gets screaming just the wrong stuff. It's pretty funny. So, wow. Yeah, that's pretty good. Good times. Fun times. Fun times. All right. Oh, I'm thirsty. You know what I'm thirsty for? Main Street Roaster's coffee.

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They'll ship it to you. Wow. You don't have to be there. Right to your door. Or apartment. Like apartment box. Box. A.B.

A.B. A.B. 517. And it's just great. I'm in my coffee area. Said it wrong twice. Your breakfast is your coffee area. That's interesting to correct yourself and still get it wrong.

Ninth podcast of the week. I'm in my coffee era. There you go. Oh, yeah. Would you join me? That was me being Mr. Rogers, I think. Very patriotic. But, yes, saluting.

He always puts down his computer. He would always. closest laptop before he spoke to the audience and it looked like he hadn't showered in a couple days. I wasn't going to say it. You know what you do look like is that you've been caffeinated with major rosters.com. In my coffee area.

What do you want, dude? Won't you join me? Join them. Magerrocer.com. In the ad. In the ad. Or what are you saying? Oh, end the ad.

Sorry. In the ad. Anyway, she's been busy. Yeah. yeah that's that's the time of year though you know it's just cold it's blessed to be busy in December the snow I kind of like the snow because it's the Christmas time right now it's just it's just a hassle it's a it's a nuisance I'm tired of snow I woke up my back was aching from all that shoveling yeah you know and as I get older sometimes I'll just get

achy just just oh buddy you sleep the wrong way what kind of what kind of bed you guys have I want to say temperedic you might if I look it up for a second I want to make sure I give you yeah what what search and you use and look it up I'm just curious I've heard search what Engine. Got it. Yeah, sorry if that's tough for Stratford. Mine's Google. You're Google guy still?

You know any fun facts about why they capitalize the G and Google? I don't know why, but I know they do. I know they do as well. It's a blue G. Yeah, it is. How many different unique colors are in the logo? I don't know. How would anybody know that?

It's tough. I just been so busy. No, four, four, actually. I remember. You have been busy. But you know what? Would you rather be busy or broke? because I'm about to be

one of those two things when I get fired from this. You ever been fired? Personally, no. You? I don't think so. No, every time I... We fire timing right now.

Time in you? No. I don't think so. That's about changing. You're going to remember this day. They've ever been fired. No, the closest is when a long time like sponsor or something,

like a loyal, loyal... company like just doesn't want to renew it kind of felt like being fired it kind of does you know yesterday bull bowl cows chickens all this like yeah i'll have you yelling about foxes yeah what no i'm sorry um yesterday scott quit his job with smucker yeah it's official first time friday that's pretty cool that's pretty cool or not first time full time friday full time Friday. Pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle. He quit his job and now it's his first Friday. I know, he's finally as a Friday. Yeah, that's kind of exciting. In typical Scott fashion, you know, he's like sitting us videos. The dude is done, boys. He's like, he's selfing. Hey, about, got about

10 minutes until the call of my boss. Mm. Mm. Mm. Please send me that video. He sent us another video last night. Banks has started doing it. Oh, really? Yeah, where your bank's like, uh-huh. Hitting his chest. But anyway, we told, we were like,

dude, do they have any idea? He's like, my boss has no clue. So I don't know how this is going to go. Hour later. Scott, how was a call?

Turns out they had a pretty good idea this was coming. Scott. He's like, the writing was on the wall. They have no idea. It's like, what do you talk about every single day,

probably, Scott? Yeah. You're all over the internet. That's fun. That's amazing. Yeah, very exciting. Fun for Scott.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. dad's favorite song yeah he texted me the other day he's like what's the name of that song the hum dad all right

it's that song with all the humming that I like never got fired how'd you quit at Surner it was like your first kind of only corporate adverb with valor in a word

yeah Valores I can't remember if it was like a I think I think yeah I earned my stripes I don't know if I think it was like a specific meeting where I was like, hey, can I have a conversation with you?

Have the floor? No, no, no, it was like a one-on-one with my team lead, my boss, whatever. I think. I don't think it was like a scheduled, like, because we'd have like a meeting every week or every other week or something like that. But I think it was like a specific like, hey, can I talk to you about this? Or can I talk to you about something? I just remember him being, he's like classic, like office space, boring boss guy.

Busy. I just remember him being like, so you're going to give it a go, huh? I was like, yep. Yes, sir. And he was like very kind. I mean, the culture there is just like so many people leave and change. I remember the first time somebody like left to go to a different team or maybe go to a different job completely. And I was like, oh my gosh, what a huge deal.

And everyone was like, that's awesome. Congratulations. Go to your thing. Like that's so great for you. And of course, I was happy for them too. But I was also like, oh, this is emotional. And everyone was also like, no, this is just how it goes. Like people just come and go.

and that's just culture there, I guess. So it wasn't like a big deal. Brad's leaving. He's like, so here's the protocol. You've got to take your computer, and then they'll give you, you get to give away your badge. So once you give away your badge, you can't come back in. So make sure you have everything. Let me know if you need anything.

So your old boss was Brayden Parsons. I don't think I ever knew that. No. That's crazy. Braden Parsons, yeah. There's an extra rack of ribs in the fridge if you're hungry. Yeah, they got to, they won't tell you, like you can take him home with you

so you can just stash them in your purse and get another one right there. It'll just ride it. Would you bring it to work with you your corporate job? You have a briefcase. I had a sweet. Saddle bag.

Back in the day, guy before you at K-Life, Thomas Cole, who now runs Walker Brothers in Fayetteville, Arkansas or anybody looking to get some leather. Get some nice things, nice goods,

nice clothes. He had this leather briefcase bag. It was like a high-in. I don't know how much it was. But at the time, it felt like it was a million-dollar bag because I was broke. But I bet it was probably $800 leather bag. I got a nice bag. And I was like, dude, that thing is sweet.

And he got it, I don't know about for free, but like some kind of discounted thing from the vendor or whatever. He's like, dude, you can have it. I was like, I loved it. I loved that thing. And it was like just like a, yeah, kind of like a man purse. But I had my laptop in there and everything. So I brought that. And then I also, Catherine, every single day made my lunch.

she made my lunch and like did like a good job like made like some nice lunches and like put them in like a packed it all in there for me and everything and so um yeah and every once in while I wouldn't eat my lunch and I'd just be like hey say that for tomorrow I hope went out with XYZ but for the most part just brought my lunch in and my briefcase good desk it was a it was like a little cubicle like half like it was like open cubicles you know like severance like I bet kind of yeah I bet they're like probably four and a half feet tall. Like, so when you're sitting down, you can kind of maybe see some things. Like you can, you can see people if they're walking around.

But if you stand up, you can kind of like look around and see everybody. So, if you want to do a monster block, you can see it. I'm going to go do the walking treadmill. I got an hour on it if anybody wants to come. And there was like, yeah, there was like other little areas you could sit and work if you didn't want to sit your desk. But I had three monitors by the end of it. I was working my way up to three.

Guys hear that? I'll get there. I'll get there. Yeah. Come on, guys. Two monitors, two monitors plus my computer, I guess. Okay, so I'm actually very close. And you know me, I utilize the heck out of them.

Yeah. I love that. Once for football. Once for YouTube, once for work. Exactly. Oh, yeah, 100%. Dude, I think if you took me right now and just brought me to, I don't know, EY, just some corporate building, I would treat it like a zoo.

I think it would be just like, whoa. I think I would be so just intrigued by everything that happened in a corporate office. people on standing desks and people on their little walk pads I'd look in the fridge I'd be like how do you know who's who's cellophane oh okay okay you might be or you might just be like oh this is it like this is not that comp it's not as exciting

maybe it's not oh look at that that's a different color gray in this floor than last floor I just think of look at the Incredibles like all the cubicles like the when in like the opening scene where he's like doing insurance or whatever he's doing yeah that's what I picture it's just all like the like gray

sad yeah I mean they try to like make it like give you color in there like put like oh bright blue Cerners colors are blue like so we have blue and then we have light blue who pride yeah so there's like accents of stuff but it's like I don't know they can try as hard as I want but it's like it's still just a soul-sucking corporate office time we've been to apply to a corporate job next week what what job were we talking I don't know what would I like what corporate skill do I have?

I don't know. I don't know what you got to do. What do you got to know how to do, huh? What's the guy I got to do around here? What's the guy got to know how to do at a corporate? So what's just like,

this is like a moving walkway working desk or something? How many monies I get? What are you doing? Answering emails? Or I know, I know some specialized skills out of you. Yeah.

What are we talking here? Yeah. What kind of money set up we got here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. BCCC, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. You got the CRTs or the quitties? I'm a quiddie guy myself. Two hands when I type. I grew up that way. Hoboken. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where I, like what could I do?

I'll tell you what you could do. You can go into finance and cook the books for somebody. Penny stocks. Yeah, maybe think about the accounts receivables. Accounts receivables. COD. You go COD on. them. You could da, you could

da, you could be a hairdresser. Corporate hairdresser. Corporate hairdresser is good. Every day the employees, why can I do their hair? They keep, they go on their way. I keep them clean. They go on their way. They make the big sales calls. Gotta yada yada yada. All that's kind of stuff.

You could work in packaging and box procurement. Like Scott, I know a job just opened up. cool packaging cellophanes and the codboards and the HR is that sound fun you could work at HR for a company I mean sounds more fun than any job I have access to now yeah I've ever had yeah um sales sales that is my answer I think yourself or for timing for T for myself yeah for myself yeah yeah diamond guy I would see him as a uh is a uh I would probably just do your own thing maybe do videography maybe yeah yeah corporate video maybe sing a little I think it could be fun to learn

Sales. Yeah. It pushed myself. Oh, yeah. It would. For sure. What about you, Jake? Sales is probably the fallback, too.

I don't know. Seems fun. Get to chit chat. I love to chit. I love to chat. I love when I get to do them both. Some days I just, I come on here and I feel like I'm just chit. Are you?

Some days? We're chatting. You got to do both. You got to chit and chat. If you only chit, what's the point? right it happens yeah it does

shit happens yeah but you gotta be careful like if you if you talk too much words just going up in the air yeah you're just talking chit hits the fan right

yeah that's what I was thinking yeah oh and the round of things don't go your way I'm COL oh when you're when you're chitting and it doesn't go your way

yeah your chit out of luck exactly yeah oh what the American Royal comes into town you know the rodeo you got your

your buck and broncos your mean bulls but you know it's a great time for conversation as well while you're watching the bulls you're just bullshitting right

I don't see that one coming I don't know I was like I'm spelling it out for you I'm spelling it out for you And sometimes it's just nice to just have a, have a nice, you know, just fun, fun and funny. You're telling jokes in the chit, right? Chits and giggles. Yeah. You know?

That's fun. That's why I want to do sales. Yes, for chits and giggles. That's why. That's what we always said. So I do that or honestly, anything else I feel like I'd be good at would not be nearly as fun. Sales seems like the most fun. Just talking to people.

Right. I don't want to do any kind of day. data, yeah, number stuff or whatever. I, yeah, that kind of stuff is like, that could be enjoyable for one day a week. Like, I don't mind, I don't mind data. I don't mind, like, analyzing things. But to do it, like, I head, my eyes would just, like, bulge out eventually. Yeah.

And I think when we get to analyze numbers in our current jobs, it's our own numbers. So it's a little more fun or I'm a little more into it. Yeah, exactly. I remember I got suckered into this job when I was in high school. My dad knew a guy. He knows a guy down the street Other side of the tracks Yeah, his dad does my tires

Gave me some Gave me the deal on rims And he was like Yeah, he he is like an agent For baseball players Agent He like represents people They're looking for like an intern

I was like sweet I love baseball My other job's in baseball And yeah it's just like data entry It's like here's this guy we're recruiting Here's his info Put it into a spreadsheet Yeah.

Brutal. I did it for two weeks and said, boy, I'm busy. I got to do something else. I quit. Yeah, those kind of jobs like, because it's like, would you be able to, well, I would always feel like I'm going too slow. Like, because that is not a hard job. And so therefore, I'm like, I could go faster if I just go win faster. Of course, I gamified it.

I tried to memorize zip codes because I remember that was part of it. It was like, look at where he's from and look at his phone over. It's like, what if I could get a head start by looking where he's from? Yeah. And then I have the zip code. I just feel anxious a little bit about that all the time. Yeah. That's fun.

All right. You want to play some more split second? Split second. Split second. If you remember from yesterday, yesterday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Monday. Jake, 860, time in 590, Nathan 525. I have a new, I have good news for you guys. Slate's wipe clean.

Oh. Slate's wipe clean. Yeah. that's great news and now since Jake won by so much last time if any of you guys steal you you two losers if you steal you get 40 points for a steal I'm a 20 steal is that fair I accept yeah I'm not trying to like overly make you know whatever but so if you remember last time we ended with who sang each song it's time for a geography question here we go name the longest river on each of these continents. Oh, dear.

Africa, Asia, South America. Ding. Yes. South America, Amazon. Correct. Ding. Nile. Africa. Africa, sorry, what is Nile? Correct. Those are the easy ones, the easier ones. And there's one. Ding, Asia. The River Thames. I have no clue where that is. River Thames is in London.

All right. I think good guess. Which is Asia, but it's not the longest. So, anybody want to steal? yeah i don't know is uh steel ding asia yellow oh i thought you had it yanks yanks yeah

yanksy the great river of china great river of china good guess you already got it okay uh okay and by the way sorry go back um for anybody that didn't listen to monday or doesn't remember

uh you kind of understand the game but the scoring system is if you get it whatever you don't care about this good they're not going to But if you're the only one that gets it right, you get 100 keeping track at home. Thank you. Because, yeah, that's fair. They want to, they want to check my math. They have bets.

I mean, someone's running out a transcript. People should have bets. Yeah, take a bet with your spouse right now. Pause this real quick. It's not gambling. It's a predictions market. Take a bet with your spouse and say, hey, if this happens, then we do this tonight. If this happens, we do this.

Or play with your kids and say, if this happens, we get ice cream. If Jake wins, we get this. Stuff like that. That is kind of fun. That's a fun little, little, if you want to add on to the suspense of this fun game. You know some couples right now. They're saying, if Koli wins, yeah, I'll do all the dishes. Whoa, yeah.

Proof them wrong. People are saying that about you, dude. Yeah, you know, they have like the hot dog races at the game. It's like, yeah. I mean, if relish wins, yeah, sure. Yeah, I'll go get you a thing of ice cream right now. Yeah, of course. I'll buy you whatever you want.

Yeah. So, all right. Next question. This one is legendary monster or Taco Bell menu item. I knew that because time I already had it. Chalupa, Chupacabra, Gordita. Ding. Timing.

Chip-a-Cubber is just a legend. Whoa. It's just a legendary monster. Yes, correct. Ding. Yes. I'm going to go Chalupa is a Taco Bell menu item. That's correct.

And Jake? Ding, Gordita, Taco about menu item, please. Correct. Everyone gets 25 points. All right. Next. Name the tool you'd use for these home maintenance tasks. Tightening a loose screw, unclogging a toilet, measuring wall space.

Ding. Timing a loose screw, and use a screwdriver. Correct. Ding. uh the toilet you're going to use a plunger correct ding measuring wall space i would use a tape measure correct very good could have made that order all right next what do these tv channel names stand for here we go tcm b et timon pbss the ding uh coley et black entertainment television correct all right ding bbs public

Broadcasting service? Correct. Okay, I froze. Barely split second, but whatever. No, fair. No idea. And I'm not going to even try. You can't make me try and guess.

Jake, you want to steal? I don't totally know it, but I will try. Teach a time. I'm a little listen. Ding, TCM, the country music. Oh, no. Turner Classic Movies. Atlanta.

Yes, maybe. Well, honestly, I never thought about that. Like St. Turner from TBS and Turnerfield. All right, here we go. Tell me the facts about Nathan's hot dog eating contest. Go. A holiday win is traditionally held. Brooklyn neighborhood where it's held,

man who's one at the most. Ding. Yes. Holiday, July 4th. Correct. Ding. Man who's one at the most. Joey Chesta.

Have fun time in. Ding. Brooklyn neighborhood where it's held? The Bronx. The Bronx. Bronx. That's where I got my corporate job back in a day. And you want to...

Stealding? Yeah, Stealding. Brooklyn Neighborhood, Williamsburg. No. Dang. I don't even know Brooklyn neighborhoods. Yeah, that's fair. Coney Island is what it's called.

Coney Island. We're looking for Coney Island. Somebody from New York is going to be like, that's not Brooklyn. Maybe you're right. I don't know. You won't know Brooklyn. I'll tell you, Brooklyn.

All right. Next, what type of animals are these? Narwhal. Dick, Nick. Blue-footed booby. Ding. I don't know what... Dick-Dick is a type of deer.

What types of animals? Mammal, I don't know. I can picture it. I'd say no. That's not my answer key. What's the... Ding. The blue-footed booby is a bird.

That's correct. Ding, narwhal is a type of fish. More specific? Ding, Steele, narwhal type of whale. Ding, ding, ding. What do we think? This gets a little... Okay, so here's my answer key.

criteria for dick dick. Ding dick. Uh, duck ding. A hooved mammal. I don't know what we're looking for. Toe footed. Toe. Okay. Okay. Okay. It looks like a deer. Okay. Have you guys heard of dick dicks before? I've not. Obviously, timing. Yeah. Timon's a level too and two. Never. Okay. Let's look up. Dick. Let's just see what it says. Because my answer key, antelope is the answer. What? Look it up. It's a deer. Okay. I looked up. All I looked up was Dick Dick. First thing from Wikipedia. The dick-dicks are four species of small antelope. But aren't an antelope basically deer?

No, I think I'm with Brad here. The deer of the question I'm asking. If I had to describe, I'd say hooved mammal. Okay, can I sure if I'm a quick AI overview, no, antelopes are not deer. Dick Deck's mate for life. That's a fun fact about them. Maybe I'll get like 10 points.

Oh, bonus fact. Yeah, bonus fact. That's for monogamy. Come on, for monogamy. Come on. Love you, Catherine. Ten points for timing. Dick Dix mate for life.

I'm tempted to make a joke. about the dick-tick in time. Yeah, this is a little too much setup. I think you got the blue-footed booby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't made for the life. Narwhal. Okay.

Yeah, pointy. So you said whale, correct? I said fish. Oh, you said fish. I stole. He stole a little quick on the trial there. Sorry, I did. I did.

I said ding steel. I don't think that's how you do it. Do we feel, how do we feel about? Whale, fish and whale are different, right? I think so. Whales are mammals? Are fish mammals? I always get that confused.

Fish are not mammals. Okay. Okay. All right. Then I'm stealing it to timing for 40. Good. So timing 150. Nathan 150.

Jake 200. It's anybody's game. Next. Is this the real name or the pen name of this author? Lewis Carroll. George Elliott. E.L. James.

Ding. Lewis Carroll. Penn name. Correct. Timing, quick to buzz. Didn't even know the answer. Yep. Confident wild guess.

Yeah. I'll do the same thing. Ding. El James. That's a real name. Incor. Okay. Ding, George Ely, that's a real name. Incorrect. Awesome.

Time against a thousand points. Didn't even know the answer. Time it takes the lead. Here we go next. Give me the answer when the first word is double. So all these answers are double. Two sauce pans put together. A jump rope game, a statement like can't not.

Dang. Jump rope game, double Dutch, please. Ding. Statement like can't not, double negative. Correct. Those are the hardest ones for sure, or the easiest ones for sure. Sorry, Thomas. No one's going to get another one.

Ding, double. cook. Yep. Steel ding, double walk. Nope. We're looking for, I know you're not

going to know it. Nathan, no offense. Double boiler. I wouldn't have known that. That was my kid. DB. All right. Time.

This next one's for you, pal. All right. For each U.S. President, give me the first name of their first lady. Oh.

And what world is this for me? I don't. John Adams, James Madison, Jimmy Carter. All right. There weren't that many

names back then. All right. Ding. John Adams, Jane? No. See, that's a good guess. Ding, James Madison, Suzanne.

No. Ding, Jimmy Carter, Betty. Betty, incorrect. Beatrice. All right. John Adams, Abigail Adams. You ever heard her? Yes, that sounds familiar.

She was in Transformers. No, she was the one from. Amy Adams. Yes, you're being in Amy Adams. The hot girl in the office episode. James Madison, Dolly Madison. Heard of her? Didn't.

No? These are usually nice first names. Jimmy Carter, Roslyn. Wouldn't have known though. That was the hard one. Yeah. All right. Rosalne was the hardest one.

I thought Abigail Adams. You could have heard of heard that one. Maybe, yeah. Dolly Madison. There's a brand called Dolly Madison. Anyway, all right, here we go. Next one. Paper or plastic invented in China comes in a reel.

More tons recycled each year in the U.S. Ding. Comes in a real paper? Correct. All right. Good luck, guys. Go ahead and two seconds. Ding, invented in China.

Show me plastic. Paper, sorry. Papyrus is Asian, huh? Most tons recycled. I'm going to go plastic. We were looking for paper again. They were all paper. It's freaking timing.

Time it again. Let's get some baseball questions in here. Yeah, please. All right, here we go. Match each movement. movie with the real-life musical group that starred in it. Great. A hard day's night.

Spice World the movie, rock and roll high school. Ding. I like Jake. Yep. I think that Spice World of the movie featured the Spice Girls. Correct. That was my only one I had a guess for. Really?

A hard day's night. I've never heard of these movies. I haven't heard of these movies before. Never heard of any of any of the, okay. Rock and Roll High School. It's a musical group. I didn't even ding. Jake, you're going to get some of things.

I need. All right. Rock and roll. Coley? No guess? Queen. Good for... Hard Day's Night.

No. Ding Rock and Roll High School. Wait, I just had the name of the... The Fleetwood Mac. I don't know. No. Hard Day's Night is one of the most popular songs by the band called The Beatles. Oh.

In Rock and Roll High School, the Ramones. The Ramones. I feel like that's sad for me. I didn't know the Beatles one. I kind of was surprised about that as well. Yeah, I need to listen to more of them. Okay. Next.

These are the first and last letters of what basic tastes detected by our tongue. S-R-B-R-U-I. Ding, BR, bitter. Correct. Ding. S-R-sour. Correct. I guess knows it so.

All right. I have no anyone at any point in time and I'm not going to guess. Urinal. All right. Unpleasant-y. The U. U-N-I is umami. Umami.

Oh, yeah. Edamumami. Edomami. Yeah, it's soybeans. it's like I think it's like the like basically feel in your mouth like how it feels texture weight yeah like texture and like you know like some foods were like I don't like like mushrooms I kind of like have that weird like scrambled eggs yes I think so I think there's some people that like that's disgusting I read recently I want to know if you guys further like to this so

Brad I think you would agree when we grew up we learned about the spots of a tongue in the different tastes they feel does that sound familiar not really okay I remember learning like sours had like the back corners and sweet is here and bitter is here. Okay, that sounds familiar. Now you say that. Did you guys learn that? Apparently, that's completely false. It's kind of like the food pyramid thing.

Or like, that's just not true. Huh. I vaguely remember learning about it. And I remember being like, oh, I want to try it. And I was like, it doesn't taste any different. I think I noticed it's sour even if it's like at the front of my tongue. Yeah. Yeah, apparently that's like not really that accurate.

The more you know. Okay. Fun fact. Wow. All right. Dix are antelopes. We got plenty more, so let's keep going. Tell me what language each of these come from.

Oh, boy. Bonjour, goodentag, Konichua. Ding, Bonjour French. Yes. Ding, goodentag, German. Yes.

Ding, Konichua. Oh, which one? I'm going to go Japanese. Correct. Good switch up. Yeah. Scared me for a second.

All right, let me update the scores, and we are off. What company makes each of these vehicle models? Oh, yeah. Compass, Corolla, Countryman. Ding. Corolla, Toyota. Correct.

Ding Countryman Shoot Mini Cooper Wow, good pull That was the hardest one by flying I didn't know What else do you know?

My brother wants one So Okay You're gonna do great in accounting Jake Ding compass That is Nissan Anybody want to steal

Are we not For grabs We were looking for A deco yeah I don't know Jeep Jeep I would not have known

all right here we go what classic board game featured each of these locations the gumdrop mountains millionaire estates billiard room ding yeah gumdrop mountains candy land correct yeah I couldn't think of uh ding billiard room clue I got a ding faster gosh ding millionaire estates is the TV show the apprentice oh I wish uh no anybody want to steal a game of life very good Jeez. Oh, no, I just... Dang, that's 40 points. Permission to take an amendment to the board? Just a second. Let me add 275 plus 40 is 415.

315. I'll take 415. Yeah, I bet you would. Yes, what's your amendment? Suggested amendment. Can we ding as soon as we see the question rather than waiting for you to read all three? You can't.

Denied? Denied. Permission to appeal. You made you appeal? Can I appeal that last decision? yes okay I'd like to appeal the last decision okay no that's part of it that's part of it

but I'll be more strict now that you're asking that I'll be more strict about if you ding before I complete it I will award the first thing I hear after I complete it yeah I'm about to I'm about to get my ding on maybe maybe we should invest in some in some clickers for games just every once well that way that we really know I know because sometimes you read the question before I'm done

About to buzz my ding off. All right. Here we go. In the world of finance, the first part of these phrases is short for what? ATM machine, IRA account, APR rate. They kind of have the first part. Just what are the words mean? Ding.

Where are the letters mean? I'm sorry. ATM machine is automated teller machine. Correct. Correct. Yeah. APR is annual percentage rate. Very good.

Nice. I'm going to say ding. Uh, interest rate account. Incorrect. I don't know. There's a wild guess. Ding? Yes.

Independent retirement account? Incorrect. Wow. Jake. Cool, fun guess. Steel Ding, IRA stands for, um, internal revenue action. We were looking for individual retirement account. Because yours sounds good.

Yeah. Yeah, I should have piggybacked. All right, here we go. What car manufacturer is known for these model names? Mini Cooper. Mustang Camero Challenger. Ding. Ford Mustang.

Yes. Sorry, Mustang is Ford. Yes. Now I get it. Ding, Challenger, Dodge. Nice. Ding, Camara. I'm going to go Dash Chevy.

That's very right. What's Dash Chevy? Dash Chevy. That's Chevy. German version. Da Chevy. Yeah. 365 plus 25 is 390.

Gosh, I got me. It was Dash Everlaid, then it was Chevrolet, then it was Chevrolet, now it's Chevy. Dash Chevrolet. Okay. Current score is Time in 600. Jake 500. Nathan, having a good time. All right, I'm barely behind.

390. All right, here we go. Sweet. Or Salt. Fun. Americans consume 22 teaspoons daily. Essential for human survival. Ancient Romans sometimes paid workers with this.

Dang. Americans consume 22 days daily. That is sugar. Sweet. Sugar, yes. Ding, essential for human survival, sweet. Correct. Salty.

Sodium. Ding, ancient Romans would pay just with salt. Correct. Very good. Salt of the earth. Salt of the earth. That brings people. closer to time and brings people closer that's right salt and light you guys ever you guys

ever licked a horse salt block no it's a good time what how big is a sugar cube what is a horse salt block it's like just a salt block a big block of salt salt lick probably like eight inches square I don't know and they just lick it oh it's pretty good what I like it's the point of the horses okay pre-horse good clarification it was the point just to hydrate them at least the time get some sodium in their diet just like it at least most what uh would you compare like a bar of soap, that size? No, it's like this big. Oh, wow.

Big old cube. Yeah, big old cube. And it helps them? I don't know. Okay, great. That's all you know. All right, here we go. What do these airport codes represent?

LAX, JFK, ORD. Ding. Frick. Next. Ding. JFK, John F. Kennedy. Correct. Oh, I know I can say that,

because I don't know what the F stands for. Oh, right? Oh. I have John Fitzgerald Kennedy. That's correct. Dang. Yeah. L.A.X.

L.A. or like Los Angeles International. Correct. X stands for international. All right. O'R.D. O'Hare Regional. Ding. Accept it.

Basically, I was just looking for what airport is which. Got it. Got it. That's fine. No, you got it. You got it. Okay. Yeah.

That's Chicago. Correct. Where is JFK? New York. New York, I think. Okay. I knew that. So don't unding me.

Don't you dare on ding. All right, here we go. What sport uses each of these pieces of equipment? What? Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my gosh, I'm way off. Way off.

Sorry. I am I truly. Here we go. Give me an answer when the first word is grand. A baseball hit over the fence with bass is loaded. Large piano type. Deep Arizona landmark. Ding.

Yeah. Grandsland baseball hit. Whoa, timing. You're so, this is a jock. I'll take time. It's ding. Large piano type. Grand piano.

Correct. Ding. Arizona. Grand Canyon. Correct. Next, for each Disney movie, name the main villain. The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin. Ding. Cully.

Little Mermaid, Ursula. Correct. Ding, Aladdin and Jafar. Correct. That was smart to leave that one for Jake. Frick. Ding, Beauty and the Beast. Beast for the first part of the movie?

Anybody? Yeah, Ding, Steele, Gaston. Very right. Very right. I thought he was good. Nope. In my eyes. Watch it again.

All right. I've reviewed movies. Again, next question. What sport uses each of these pieces of equipment? Socket timing. Shuttlecock, pommel horse, puck. Ding, puck, hockey. Correct.

Take an easy one. Ding, shuttlecock is badminton. Correct. Salt Lake, pommel horse. Pond horse, obviously horseshoes. I have heard of pomm horse. I can't think of what it would be. Dang.

Who was it? Steal, Ding, Pommel horse. gymnastics. Correct. I take that salt look. What is? What is that? It's like the thing where they're up on their hands just swiveling around. Show us. Oh, oh yeah. Yeah. That thing. That thing. That's one of those times where it's like, how'd you get, how'd you get to be in that? Oh, you okay. Why's that hurt so bad? Oh, no. Oh, no. All right, I'm fine. Separate your shoulder real quick. Why does it hurt so bad? I'm fine. All right. You guys are going to love this one. Scott, where are you, bud? Tell me

these facts about the musical Hamilton the streaming service where it premiered actor who played the title role originally historical figure who kills Hamilton the musical Ding you got it Coley uh streaming service Disney Plus good yeah ding

historical figure Aaron Burr correct you know ding actor played the title role Lynn Manuel Miranda Miranda Miranda very good okay I didn't know he's considered very good

715 all right current score update for anybody curious for anyone not keeping track at home well whoa whoa already for those few of okay yeah I mean I'm sure we

you said you were going to edit this to put a score like a running score the whole time right time I was hoping too yeah yeah like it just interact a score bug yeah um timons win the lead 765 Jake right behind him 715 Coley 615

all right this next one is for timing match each musical with its most famous song Wicked Lé Miz, the Phantom of the Opera Ding, wicked, define gravity. Yes. It's all I had.

It's all I had. Okay. So you get 100 points there. Okay. And then you may steal for 80 more points. Ding, Phantom of the Opera. The song is called Behind the Mask. Yeah.

Ding, Phantom of the Opera, I think, is the Phantom of the Opera. Or is it music of the night? or is it not either of those well whatever I'd like to steal yeah the answer the answer I have was music of the night I see dang and then how about lay miss

pulling ropes pulling ropes I've seen a scene ding one day more I dream to dream is that the most famous I don't know man probably that's that's my

that's my answer key so I'm you got chicken too Antelope was also there and you're still aware yeah all right what 2010's TV show featured these characters oh no Walter White, Denarius Terrarian, Don Draper.

Dang. Timon. Walter White, Breaking Bad. Yes. Ding. The middle, DeNarius, was Game of Thrones. Yep. Can you tell I never watched that show?

Can you tell I didn't want to say it? Don Draper. I have no clue. I got nothing. Okay? Yeah. Anybody want to steal? Steal, Ding.

He was a villain in the show. Succession. No. That's a newer show. Sorry, I just, 865 plus 50. Dawn Draper. My gosh. Why am I so bad at that?

Okay. Match each, we have three more. Wait, what was Don Draper? I'm sorry, Madman. Cool. Cool. We have three more. Fun.

And the answers are worth double. Oh, wow. Coley, wake up. I'm here, I'm here. Wait, wait. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Okay, match each American city with its famous nickname.

New York, Chicago, Las Vegas. Ding, Chicago, Windy City. Yes. Ding! I dinged. Ding, New York, Big Apple. Yeah. The Big Apple.

Yeah. What is? Ding, Las Vegas, Sin City. Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's very right. I think I'm only good at the ones that everyone is good. That's about all I've got.

Yeah, you're getting 25. We don't need to point it out, bud. Yeah, you got it. 765 plus 15 is 815 yeah sorry I wasn't paying attention no I got it all right 65 75 plus 50

8 15 715 8 15 8 15 I didn't listen to it you got it yeah okay I was I listen to the last dude What 2010's TV show featured these characters Oh gosh dang it what's my that's my deal dude Okay okay okay okay okay tell me these facts about the Olympics Okay how often summer Olympics occur

Metal used for first place Marreras, city that's hosted both summer and winter. Ding. Steels are worth 200. Oh! Go. Timing. Okay. How often? Four years. Every three years.

Ding. Metal use the first place. Gold. Yeah. Yeah. Ding on the city. Athens. Incorrect. Any guesses? No.

What would have both? Climate. Oh. Yeah, that's a good thought. Ding, Rio de Janeiro. Oh, no. Ding, Mexico City. No.

You go up on top of the mountain for winter, come down below for the summer. It would be fun. Some of altitude. The answer, they invented paper there. Beijing. I don't know if they invented paper. No, they did.

They did. Beijing. Dude, I met this, whatever, random story. I'm thinking about buying this woman's house, whatever. So I met with this woman. She lives in Australia. she's Chinese, but she has a house in America that she's at recently, like potentially selling.

So I met with this woman. Hapes of curiosity. Hapes. But she has furniture, antique furniture from the Ming dynasty in China, which I looked up in the Ming dynasty ended in 1660. Oh my God. Meaning like this at minimum. It was pre-Hamilton.

Crazy, right? 16, I mean, it's like wood furniture. That's insane. Yeah, that's very tough to pass down and very impressive that it's still holding up. Truly amazing. Yeah, really cool. You say,

kind of get rid of that? China? If you know what I mean? Yeah. You can flip that. You want me to distress that up a little bit? Maybe put some shit flap down the back. All right.

Last question. This one's worth all the marbles. If you get it wrong, you're out. And you have no marbles. Maybe you get more. For each U.S. State, give me what its nickname. What's going on? Hold on.

Hold on. All right. Sox, Fox, Fox, Rock, socks. All right. What's going on? That's the last one for me. Brad. Oh, I'm so sorry. All right. One more. Audio. For each U.S. state, tell me what it's nicknamed. Florida, Montana, Georgia. Ding. Florida, Sunshine State. Sunshine State. Yeah. What are the other two? Montana, Georgia. Ding. Montana, Big Sky country. Wow. Big sky. It's not an entire country. Big Sky State. Yeah.

Oh, I'm just thinking of Georgia, the peach state. Very good. Since you all got it right. 25 points. None of you win except for timing. Time is the winner. So start doing the dishes. Brando.

Yeah. You thought Jake just had a stranglehold on this thing? No way. I've released my hold. That's right. All right. So that's that. Good game.

Let's know in the comments what you liked about that game. Let's know in the comments have been busy. Yeah. Gosh, it's just hard to, it's hard to get back in a rhythm. I'm back in a swing of things, you know? You know, bud, what I've learned is just don't get out of them. I wake up every single day on vacation or not. Yeah, put on my slacks.

Yeah, I used to do 530, but I just, there's something mental about 525 that just gets me going. Yeah. Just wake up, start the day with a nice dump roosk and, you know, just get into it. Yeah. Just grind. I've learned that if you can, um, just grind it out from five to about 7.45. That's like one day. That's like one day. And then I have another day at work. And then I come home. That's my third day. Yeah, family day.

Third day, by the way, pretty good band. Yeah. Pretty good band. Yeah. So, anyway, let me get back to it. I did get fired. So I'm just packing up real quick. But please, yeah, just give Helen my best. Yeah. Yeah. Hope you're able to stay busy with the like buddy i don't know no job i mean i'm going to try to wake up at 525 still but it's going to be hard when i have nothing to wake up for and your wife doesn't work you said well um she's a homemaker no she's a homemaker so she would slap me right across the face if she heard that i said she doesn't work she works hard yeah but now she is going to have to actually work yeah yeah she's going to um she's applying for a few jobs she's got um she's got a second interview with um advanced auto parts

wait so she had already started applying for jobs before you got fired then no no i texted her right away. You already got the first interview. Yeah. The first interview on Zoom. And they're like, okay, yeah, you check out. Yeah, you can, you can come in. And where you said?

Advanced Auto Parts was one of them. She'll love that. Good culture there. Charlie's Car Wash. Women in STEM. I'm trying to remember. What's that? It's not Jersey mics.

It's the other one. Blimpie. She's got a, she's got leads. She's got, she's kind of in with the higher ups over at Blimpie. Um, and I'm trying, I think it's, it's one of the big three. It's not E.Y. It's the other one. Yep.

You know, one of the big three. Eli Lilly. Eli Lilly for the third, for, for the fifth. What are some of those? I don't know if I believe that she really has that one, to be honest. It doesn't really see. That one seems far fetched in the last hour that she got all that. Buddy, I, I don't know what I'm going to do, but I'll tell you this.

It's going to be all right. It's going to be all right. You ever heard that country song, Mr. Mom? No. Oh. But it sounds like I'm going to. going to be listening. I think you, I think you should listen to that. Mm-hmm. And good luck. Thanks, man. Yeah. It means a lot. Mm-hmm. Um, you'll be fine, by the way.

Me? Yeah. Thanks. You'll be fine. Yeah. Just, uh, just keep, just keep your mouth shut about, you know, all the things that you saw the other day, because I think that's what kind of did me in. Got it. Got it. Got it. The Christmas party was just. You can't go mill cheerleader at the Christmas party. No. I, I thought, I thought it was okay, but it was. My wrists were taped. Listen, yeah. The wrist didn't touch anything. Um, but back of my wrist yeah but you're going to be fine

all right buddy man I'm gonna miss our I'm gonna miss our chats I know I know feel free to call or ping you can ping me anytime you'll you'll still use teams now you're

fired I don't want to use an expletive but absolutely not okay no I don't think I will but you can ping me you can ping me because ping me just means anything

yeah if you're in my position so you're a wolf you can we can woof me um and i might be working on i got to get going i got to get going really okay i'm busy yeah but i know you are i know you are but um just know that just know that it was it was a pleasure um and uh do you do you want my mouse pad or i was just going to throw it away it's a it's what is it's it's your family it's not no it's not my family it's it's my mom she takes a picture all the grandkids so it's like my family plus my nieces and nephews in there um yeah

And one of them, he doesn't have any hair on his head. It's just they got, the, the clipper was a little short. So it's not like, you don't have to feel bad for the kid or anything like that. Okay. Well, yeah, I'll take it. Well, you will. Yeah, yeah, I'll take it. That sounds awesome.

Okay. That actually might be problematic if you want the, the kid's, the kid's mouse bad. I got to run. All right, man. Hey, good to talk to you. Hey, um, I love the person that's like, seriously, I got to go. Okay, that sounds good, man. So I was thinking, by the way, uh, we should.

should get together, but... Okay, yeah, just text me. Just text me. I got to run. Oh, my. Fun times. That's that, man. All right. Time in. All right.

All right, bud. Okay. Okay, man. Yep. Good to see you. And cut. Do you? Yep.

Sorry, I forgot even into action. Do you know people that, like, when I always have the last word? I don't know if I noticed it a ton. I notice people who won't leave me alone. Or just like, you can't get out of the conversation, you know. All right. Okay, let me see.

Sorry, I should step away for a second. My wife, you know. Yeah. Okay, let me know when you're done. Yeah, let me know when you're done. Okay, yeah, I'll be right here. Yeah. Anybody got wins of the week?

I had one. Oh, my win of the week is, uh, it's one of those like, hey, you know, what's your greatest weakness? I work too hard kind of thing. Okay. My win of the week is actually a quote unquote negative, but that's actually a win. I ran out of Z-Clips. What's your guys

that's been in the week? Z-clips. Z-clips. Z-clips. Z-clips is a woodworking term. It is a way that you attach tabletops to the base to allow for wood movement over time.

Because if you just screw those bad boys in and then wood moves over time. Oh, it does, Jake. What if it does? It's live. Tectonic plates. Humidity expands and contracts it. If you don't have some room to move,

it's bad thing. So anyway, use these zip clips. I buy them in bulk of like 400 or something like that. And I don't run out very often. But when I do, it's a blessing. It's obviously like, oh, I had to spend another $200 on these Eclipse or whatever it is. But the blessing is the only reason I ran out of them is because I used them on woodworking

orders. So I've been getting woodworking orders that I'm blessed with. And so therefore, win of the week is running out of Z clips. Very cool. Yeah. And I probably only, you know, reordered them twice every. Good win. Good one.

Euclip? Do you and else have anything to piggyback off Z clips? Why don't we talk about woodworking more in this podcast? Z clip specific or, yeah? People say, please, woodworking is like super interesting. Please talk about it more. And yet, nobody does. Nobody wants to. I would love to.

So. I mean, I just like medium density fiberboard. You're an MDA? Oh, geez, good. Have fun. Have fun with that. MDF's actually not that bad. What are those holes you do underneath to hide the screws?

Pocket holes. Pocket holes. Those are very interesting, Jake, because they screw at an angle, which actually helps make the joint stronger than if you didn't screw at the angle. But also, they hide well. And what if it would moves? Yeah, you're in trouble with those. Yeah.

Pack it up. You don't want to. But wood moves more. Now we're talking, baby. Merry Christmas. Wood moves more left and right, I guess you could say, than like lengthwise. Got it. That makes sense?

Yeah. So you use pocket screws on stuff that's going to. going lengthwise. It's not moving this way much, if at all. Thanks for asking, bud. Timing, piggyback, pee back that. Pback the Z clip. Can, what's, is a circle table a lot tougher to make

than a rectangle? Yeah. The radius involved? Yeah. It is. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

Yep. Z clips there too still? Yes. Okay. Z clips, always. Can wood expire? Can wood expire? Can wood expire?

It's called rotting. Yes. Sometimes wood can rot. Does it like come with a rotting date? No. It shouldn't expire if it's treated well. Like the 1600s stuff? If you go and look at it like,

no, I think you mean just like you would compliment it and like don't disrespect it. My bad, yeah. Yeah. Rot. Rot. Rite it well.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Now you get it. Oh. Because it comes in a tree. This has been a ride, guys. This has been a, some kind of something.

Thanks for entertainment. High Octane episode. I mean, I get, why people want this. Yeah. That's why, yeah. Let us know if you have more woodworking questions. I used to listen to a podcast of two guys who I thought were very funny. And one guy just would not shut up about the UFC.

And so I stopped listening to the podcast. Really? It was just like he just wouldn't like stop. Yeah, I was like, what I started listening to this episode for, he's just like, man. Joe Rogan? I don't know. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. He's not very, I don't know if Joe Rogan's funny, funny. But yeah. Every once in a while I listened to Joe Rogan episode. I'm like, I don't get why people like this. They just talked about USC for 45 minutes in the middle of it. Yeah. I don't have a single care about UFC.

Same thing. Like, you could show me the best highlights of UFC, and I'd be like, whoa, okay. Is he permanently disabled? Yeah. Thanks for showing me that. I'm good for five years now. Dude, once they get on the ground, it's very hard to tell, one, who's winning. And two, like, is that easy to get out of?

Is he in control? Is he not in control? Is his head about to pop off? It's hard to tell who's legs or who's. Yeah. And therefore, I don't care. I like mixed race UFC. It's easier for me to distinguish.

That's his legs for sure. Oh, that's his legs are on his neck. Oh, boy, I thought he's doing it to himself. That's good. That's true. Good. My one of the week is that when I went up and did the pommel horse, I really hurt something on my shoulder.

I was pretty worried for about five minutes. It's gone away now. Good. Yeah, I was a little nervous. That was a sharp, sharp pain for about five minutes. But we're fine. Dang. I'm good.

And you would have won the game if it weren't for the pain. Yeah, good focus. Yeah, JFK, I don't know his middle name. When in the week, I, for like four or five nights in a row, had my, like, any phone computer, anything like in a super separate room when I go to bed, and it's like, oh, this is how life is meant to be lived. I'm like, I want to make this habit. It's like I've been reading before bed. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, I'll keep doing this.

Love that. What are you reading? Big Win. And how are you reading? Five, the fifth Narnia book. Okay. Just randomly. Don Treter. Don Treter.

And the Bible, too. Yeah. Is the main two. Love it. Yeah. And how? Eyes to paper. Talk to bottom?

Yeah. Yeah. Left to right. Checks out. Yeah. I tried to catch him in a lie. Yeah. Seems legit.

I tried to get a gotcha journalism. Dang. Yeah. That's how I would do it. Coley, do you ever win in the week? I could say this whole week, but to get a little more specific. shooting Friday stuff with you yesterday. Oh, really?

I just really like shooting stuff and all the work I've done for Friday's been editing. Not a complaint. Oh, I see. Yeah, you got to like... Fun to do, like, some of the actual, like, production part of it. And then playing pickleball afterwards with people that are, like, way better than me.

That's fun. That ended up great. Yeah, it was not part of the plan. But this guy comes up, he's like, hey, you got a fourth right here. Nathan, way better than you would think of pickleball. Oh, yeah, I would think. I appreciate.

After that trivia performance. no after the trivia performance you're like oh he's a jock for sure I was kidding but no we were yeah we were able to have great games and cool it was fun oh new win in the week new win just dropped uh uny uny tracking number has been successfully delivered aka uh part of the tongue yeah bo's captain america costume that i ordered from all the express like four weeks ago wasn't sure if it was going to make it for christmas or not right captain america uny uny how you kept being like delivery date you know December 16th to December 28th and I was like

ah that's a big window heaps of time December 19th here we are nice bo's gonna be awesome that's hope it fits you know what if what if they're I know you've told told me Jake you've ordered stuff on like she in or whatever it's like a size large and it's tiny or yeah clothes are tough to get straight from China because they don't match up well we'll see either way both wear it yeah become a captain yeah um let's just quickly wrap out do you have a comment of the week oh i don't but i can find one real quick i'm sorry um i had a lot of uh shoutouts to people who were like dude i know the pizza pizzazz i love the pizzazz wait remind me the thing at glides party that like old school 90s thing that makes the pizza rachel was even like my dad brought that to his

classroom every day for an entire school year he made pizza every day that's fun and so just shout the pizzazz that's a great thing you could probably find on a facebook marketplace or ebay or something be a fun like white elephant gift that's actually that kind of fun yeah um shout out to zaz i i i'll read this one because it's fun and it's something that i relate to and still like to this day i have to remind myself the opposite of madison mccalla i recently uh learned recently that in the christmas song melek lique maka it's saying hawaii's way Hawaii's way not a wise way

so you know that song where it's like I don't know well enough is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you Oh but everyone thinks it sounds like Is a wise way Yes And I probably realized that a year or two ago

And until like I still have to like Remind myself that's what it's Yeah because it sounds so much It's wise way man I tried to teach I think I told you We were like Me and the kids went around And looked at Christmas lights

and we were going to go pick up Catherine and they'll get more Christmas lights and we were listening the song came on, Meli Kaliki Maka and I was like, you guys should like blow mom's mind by knowing how to say this. And they tried so hard

and they could not get it. Meleke, meleck. Foot, food, foot, fox foot. Yeah, it was like something completely off. But anyway, that was a fun one, Madison and something I totally related to. So thank you.

And shout out to Madison for being awesome. Shout out to Madison. Yeah. No worries if not. have a comment. You don't have to. I did find one. Cheris or Karris Gibbs said pretty much every video I like on Instagram, time it has already liked.

So I'm taking that as probably not anymore because I'm going to read before bed, said as well as... Apparently even has a phone. Not a boy time. I'm not even going to know what's going on there, but that's pretty funny. Pretty funny. Found one from Abigail observing on last week's

episode. Maybe the just married decal is the couple's shorthand way of saying, guys, we're just married. We don't have any pets or kids. Just married. Just married. Hey, we're just married. It's a good way to think about it. Just. Just a counting.

Just a counting. Just the two of us. We can make it if we try. Voice is gone. No, just the two. I kind of. That part. He always wants to say Hawaii's way.

But this is actually the reverse in this one. We can make it if Hawaii. Do you know the song? Do you know that's a Will Smith song as well? You probably only know the Will Smith. Maybe? Wait. What are we talking about?

Will Smith? Just the two of us? Oh, I don't think I know. Who sing that? I don't know about a... It's no way Will Smith is singing the thing that I'm like thinking my mind. I know. I know. That's my point.

Do you know the Will Smith one? Uh-uh. Oh. That's the one I like grew up on. And then I would learn like, oh, there's like a original song that's just the two of them. Huh. Yeah, he does one with... He talks about his son.

That's cool. Oh. Daddy loves you. Daddy loves you. You don't know. that, dude. Sounds like you're making all of this up right now.

You know that's... Jake, catch him in a lie. You know that's Will Smith and it's about his son. Some of the lyrics go, Daddy's gotcha. Daddy's here.

Okay, okay, okay. Let me find it. There's a part where he says, Daddy loves you. I was hoping this episode we get taken down. No, it's not. Fine.

It says it in there. Fine. I even put the five seconds in a line. Got him in line. Daddy loves you. Daddy loves you. Daddy loves you. Sorry if it gets taken down.

Surely not. It will. I'll mute it. Don't worry. Thank you. When I... Mute the whole back half. When I go in to add the scores that's tracked everyone's heads, I'll mute that.

If you don't add the scores, you're fired. All right. You're going to have time to hang out with Brando. All right. Hey, thanks for listening. Thanks, Cully, for being here. Absolutely. Thanks for having me.

The next time you hear from us, it's going to be way better. You think? Well, just because we won't have seen each other for like three weeks. Oh, yeah? You know, we'll have a lot to talk about. Yeah, I hope so.

I hope so. I hope we don't see us for three weeks. Sometimes I just get so busy. Oh, dude, I've been busy. I'm just good. Hey, love you guys. Thank you for listening, as always. Yeah.

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