Ghostrunners - 509 - Same Toothbrush

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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Last week, we're out and bout. We're doing a little fun pickleball event. Hey, come out. Play with the Friday, guys. One thing leads to another, and an older gentleman comes up to me. He goes, hey, I just want to introduce myself. I go, hey, nice to meet you. My name is Jake.

And he goes, oh, you don't have to introduce yourself to me. I've been watching you every Friday. You make me laugh every Friday. Oh, that's great, man. He goes, you look thinner in person. Let's pause right there quick. I guess good? Yeah.

Better than the opposite. Of course. Yeah. hope he wouldn't say the opposite. You're huge in person. My gosh. Wow. Camera sheds 20 pounds, I guess.

I guess so. Yeah, you guys are using the insert the right type of lens. That one of those lenses. You guys are using one of the 64 gigabyte lenses? Fish eye lens. Unfortunately, there's a lot of other people around and what

this led to and I didn't love was like praise. Oh, are we talking about Jake's body? I got a few things to say as well. And then people are just like piling on to the little too extreme. But it did open up the floodgates a little bit for how I look in person.

All right. Other people. What else we got? It was like, your hair's not the same color I thought it was on camera. I go, okay, yeah, there's a lot of debate about my hair. And then you hear over to the side, you're shorter person.

I'm like, okay, yeah. All right, all right. All right. What about the skinny thing? Your biceps are huge, but the rest of your waistline is so tiny. I feel like you're making that up. No one's ever said that before.

The hair thing, sure. Not big bicep, tiny waist. Uh-uh. But yeah, really, it was an interesting situation to be in. We're just like, like, 50-year-old people are just all talking about your body versus their perception of your body. It was awesome. I recommend it to anyone. Let me tell you about yours, Gladys.

Yeah, why you do a spin for me, Tina? You can. So that was cool. That was cool. Yeah, I've been sitting on. that for a while. I think it is good to be thinner in person. Yes. Of course. It is tough, though, because it's like, it means you're thin, but also... Why do you look, why do you look larger in? What's going on with that camera? Is that true? Yeah. Try to build a business on camera. I do think just

how long have you been doing Friday now? Two years? Two years? I bet if you watch old videos, you would look bigger than you do now. Like, you are visibly skinnier. Yes. Like, I watched a video. I don't even remember what it was. Yeah. But like, your face was bigger. Like, it was like, oh, Jake has... I did. Because I don't. I didn't. I know. I never thought Jake was big. Yeah. One guy came to me and he's like, dude, you're, you used to have huge face. Dude, wow. I thought you were carrying a couple of cotton balls in that. We used to, yeah, we used to call you balloon face. Yeah, that's right. We used to, we used to blow up balloons and say, you guys want to play with Jake face? Stupid. Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I, ooh, I think this tight.

It means that it's going down with some random thoughts on white. Me too. Then Westmast's friends eating fast food on repeat. So come a lot. along let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost from a spotting. Anyway. Anyway, how's your body? Oh, man. Need to get better.

I'll tell you that. I don't know if people are going to say much about mine in person, so I need to work on it. But they say blacks, a slimming color. Crap. I like to pin, by the way. I looked at it all last episode and forgot to say anything.

Hey. Catherine looked at it, didn't look at it for a whole day with had he wearing it. It's all right. What do you think of, I wrote this down and we talked about it very briefly, red light therapy. It's like this, it's the rage these days. Yeah. What in the world's going on with that? First of all, what is it?

What is red light? Like, is it literally just a tint of LED light or is it like a specific kind of light? I believe it's infrared. Oh, infrared light. Okay. Yeah. Okay. But that being said, I don't know how red it needs to be to be infrared.

Beyond that, yeah. Like, obviously, I guess there's some sort of electromagnetic even then. I don't know. That sounded smart, though. Because infrared, like, remember back in the day, I remember we had a Sheridan's frozen custard. We didn't have Andy's growing up. We had Sheridan's. And it was like, hey, and it was like one of those places where you walk up, you order,

and then they give you the custard right there. But there was no drive-through or anything yet. And it was like, how are they going to do this? this during the winter, though. And they had those unbelievable heaters that you would stand under. Yeah, they did. You know what I'm talking about? And back then it was like amazing technology.

Now it's like pretty normal. But I think those, were those infrared? Was I getting red light therapy every time I would get custard? Did you feel, I don't know, your tissue healing, muscle recovering? I did. I was, listen, I never left the ice cream place sad. I felt good every time. My blood flow was amazing.

I think after I had a bucket of ice cream, maybe. Just a quick Google search, I feel like the, it looks like actual infrared light, like the, you know, what it is, is mostly invisible. And I think what we're seeing is like maybe just like the more marketing aspect of like, well, if we're going to call it infrared, maybe we should have it be glowing red. Okay. Interesting. But just like a red bulb would not have infrared lights in it. When I was trying to potentially, I was looking into getting heaters in my shop. and I eventually did a gas heater,

but I think another option was infrared. I think it was some other kind of heater that was similar to like one of those ones outside or whatever. And I think what they said is that type of heater heated up the surfaces before it heated up the air maybe or something like that. Oh, it's surface heater. I'm so bad at science.

I don't know why I'm trying to talk science with like to start this episode. But like I just, I don't know. And so there's this, there's also infrared products in woodworking now where you can you can do like, you know, like a finish on top of your table helps like harden it and like keep it the way you want it to be.

There's this like type of finish that is infrared activated, I guess. So literally like you apply the finish and you take this light and you like shine the light on it for seconds and it's like it's cured. All right. I know. I've never used it. But I've seen people use it like seeing people online like literally they just shine something on it. And all of a sudden it's just like it's good because of this. I think it's infrared.

or it's some kind of light. I know. Pretty interesting. I like when things, like for instance, the Palm Springs, the sun goes down and gets so chilly at night. But I was, like,

walking near some bricks and like the brick, a brick wall, like still had the heat in it from the day. I like that. Kind of a miniature heater. Okay.

You put yourself up next to the brick. Like, this is nice. You still have this heat on you. Yeah. You got a little conductor of heat. Yeah. Or insulator, something. Something like that.

It's doing something to me. Yeah, infrared light. Rachel got me a Theragun for Christmas. And it's a great gift because it's one of those things where I wouldn't have bought it myself, but now they haven't. I use it all the time. And it's got an infrared light built into it.

And I don't know how much it's working. They say it works through clothes. I don't know how. I trust it. So does it turn on every time? Or is it like I got to turn on my own light? It turns on automatically and then you could turn it off if you want. Okay.

That's cool. Yeah, Catherine's talked about how she wants one. She seems like she's a believer in it. And maybe I should believe in it too. I don't know. I've heard good things. I'm not good with any of that stuff that doesn't have like a direct result. Like I can,

I could tell you if a cast worked or not. Sure. But if it's anything like internal, like I've not, you know, I'm taking multivitamins because I believe in the science, but I have not felt one iota of different, you know,

creatines supposed to do all this stuff. I don't know. Oh, I think creatine, I feel creatine difference. I feel it in like, obviously I feel it in the little bit in the muscles like, of like,

oh, I'm not as sore when I have creatine, but also I think I feel it like cognitively. And that's supposed to be one of the big benefits. It's like, yeah, it does all this stuff. You know, it puts water in your muscles. You look a little bigger or whatever. That's a little more easy to notice.

But yeah, but like mental acuity, like, I have noticed no difference. Really? Even caffeine. It's like kind of hard to tell if I've had it or not. Caffeine is one that it feels like I've, I've digressed into reliant rather than like benefiting. Yeah. Like luckily I love coffee enough. I love major roaster.com enough.

GRKC promo code 10% off to where it's like. I will drink this because it's like a joy of mine. But also if I don't drink it, I will be like, I need that or I need to take a nap or have ibuprofen or something. Because I'm going to have a headache. It's like, it doesn't, it's not like, oh, I'm jolted awake now because I have this caffeine. But I don't know. How, this is random.

How gross are shoes to you? Scale of 1 to 10. The bottom, bottom of your shoe. Oh, that's pretty, it's decently gross, I'd say. Is it? Yeah. Talk to me about it. talking like, I feel like in the past we've talked about maybe briefly putting your shoes on

the bed or something like that. Oh yeah. Sorry. Maybe I've already talked about this. Sorry. No, I'm saying, is that what we're talking about, like, how horrible is that to us? Because some people that, like, horrifies them. Like, yeah. The idea of having shoes even like in a room or like near a bed. I'm trying to remember exactly. Yeah, that, but no, it was more than that. It was like, Catherine and I talked about on the way home from church, I'm trying to remember exactly what. stemmed, like what it stemmed from. But in my head, I was like, I understand that, you know, you're walking to a bathroom, you step on the bathroom floor.

Oh, that's gross. But in my head, then you go out to the parking lot and you walk on the gravel and that, those germs get knocked off because of the gravel or you're walking through grass and, you know, I don't know, it feels like it cleans your shoes a little bit or like cleans the gross stuff off. She's like, well, there's chemicals in the concrete. I was like, not gross to me. You know what I mean?

Like, what's the end conversation here? Just like, don't wear your shoes in the house. I can't remember exactly. It was something about like, oh, they're dirty because they have their shoes. Maybe they're touching their shoes. I don't know what it was. Something like that. I can't remember.

Go to eat off at the bottom of your shoe. Yeah, what was it? You wouldn't eat at the bottom of your shoe? I would not. Huh. Like, for whatever reason, shoes seem. one quarter no one

16th as gross as hands to me what how I don't know your hands touch everything not like what shoes do but your hands touch other things other people's hands are touching yes like a doorknobs

doorknob seems so gross the ground like if if a piece of food drops on the ground that doesn't seem as gross to me because it's food I love food that's fair if a piece of pizza's on a doorknob, I'd probably eat it. Yeah, what is grosser? Shoes or hands?

I think hands are hands, I feel the need to wash my hands a lot. I think that a lot of the time I'm just so removed from being a germaphobe that I don't think about either as much as I probably could benefit from thinking about it. Because shoes, I hardly ever, unless there's noticeable dirt or something gross on my shoes, I'm rarely thinking like, oh, my shoes are dirty. Yeah. Like, I have to see it to believe it. It's kind of maybe the same with hands.

I don't know. I mean, I wash my hands a lot more than I wash my shoes, obviously. Right. But it's like, yeah, I don't know. A lot of the things you're walking on feel like more natural almost. That's what it is. Like they're not going to be affected by people as much. It feels like the outside is relatively clean.

I think that's what it is for me. It's like, like, even like if my kids, I understand like grime and stuff. Like, but like if Bo goes out. and gets his hands like in the dirt. Yeah. Like obviously that's like your hands have stuff on it. But I don't feel like your hands are like disgusting. They're just.

Yeah. They're just dirty. Like if that makes sense. Dirt is a clean dirt. Yes. Compared to. Puke. Compared to extreme example.

But you know, compared to like putting your hand on a table at a restaurant or something. Like that seems grosser to me than playing outside in the grass. I don't know. And so therefore like or even like playing. playing outside and putting your hands on a parking lot, like, ground. It doesn't seem gross to me. So therefore I'm like, if we're walking, you know,

and we're walking on the concrete, the concrete's displaced and all that other gross stuff with the normal stuff. Yeah, I'm sitting over here trying to figure out what I believe in. You guys really got me confused. I think I'm very primal, I'm very simple brain here. And I think the outside is just more of a, it's more of an obvious dirt because it's like,

yeah, parking lot. Like there's like, there's trash that. I can see trash. I can see like rubble from tires or rocks or whatever. So that's gross. And I can't see the germs on like a table or a doorknob. Right. So I think that like the parking lot is dirtier than a table is.

But I don't actually know now. It's like if I, if I do a handstand in a parking lot, it's like, it's like I just little one of these. Yeah. You get the visible stuff off. Then it's like I'm not living the next hour like, I can't. gotta get to a sink. It's like, I think I'm fine. Whereas, what's a better,

what's an example of the other way? You do a handstand on a urinal. Right. Then you would wash them. Yeah. Yeah. I probably would. Most urinals always have this, like,

pool of, like, liquid underneath them. Not all of them, but some of them. So many of them. And I'm like, what, I do wonder how are people so bad at aiming if that's... Is it urine underneath? I think so. Maybe sometimes there's condensation. Pretty consistently.

It's leaking? Why would it condensate there? Right where pee would fall if you missed. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there's always a small puddle, like, kind of underneath the urinal. You kind of have to, like, not step in. That's disgusting. That is nasty.

Yeah. No handstands there, please. Yeah. I mentioned Monday how I've officially, like, accepted that I'm a coffee snob. I don't know if I'm, like, accepting this is another aspect of my personality. but recently I've gotten in the habit of opening doors without touching the handles. I've been that guy. I've been,

I've been this guy. Germ snob. I, I've been healthy all winter and like that never happens for me. So I'm like, maybe it's because I'm not touching things. You were trying to immunize yourself. I've been immunized.

I've been immunized. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I'm a big like leaner on the door or whatever. Kick it, kick it open. I think I'm more Dwight. shrewd. I want hand desanitizing stations to build up my immunity to it. Right. Right. I don't know. Feet for me, like shoes, I'm not going to like get excited to touch the bottom of time in shoes or anything, but they don't seem, especially when they get cleansed outside for every reason.

Dude, no, if I, that seems cleansing. If I, if they're inside at a church, like even church, like, which is very clean, but like, if we're walking all around church, like, oh, that is gross. If I did the urinal handstand I could get clean by doing other handstand outside in the parking lot I'd be fine I wouldn't need a handwet because I cleaned it

yeah yeah yeah with the parking lot maybe I also just don't understand how long germs stick around because in my head I'm like those germs you can wipe that off by the germs are gone as soon as I forget about them and I forget about them pretty quick yeah

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Learn more at adobe.com slash do that with acrobat Food for thought Food for thought Mm-hmm Something I wrote down from this week I noticed pretty early on into this trip last week in Palm Springs that I became, not only did I become kind of like Rachel, my wife, but I became Rachel, my wife, to Tyman in a sense that I think it was like day two.

And I found my, I was like, Timon, I got some, I got some blueberries in the fridge. You should eat some blueberries. Like, they're good. Yeah. Like, you should make sure to eat some. And then a few minutes later, Simon's like, yeah, I've been in the house all day. I go, you should take a walk. It's beautiful.

thought so I took a walk earlier, you should take a walk. And then I was like, yeah, dude, take a walk. It's awesome. I think it's daylight. Yeah. I don't know for sure. Just take a quick fart walk. And like a night, like all the overhead lighting was on.

I go, guys, what are we doing? Let's get some lamps on here or whatever. You need some infrared on those. Holy cow, turning into Rachel. Yeah, I told time it's like, eat some blueberries and take a walk, dude. Take a walk is wild. You should take a walk. I did eat the blueberries.

Take a walk. I'm not going to freaking take a walk. blueberries I'll eat, but I draw the line at physical activity. Physical activity, yeah. Blueberries are easy. Got the organic ones from sprouts. Wow. You are.

You're turning to Rachel. Yeah. But I think I didn't tell you that it's all good things at least. It's like, yeah. It's all like it's just vibes. Increasing in vibes, I think. Yeah. All positive changes.

Yeah. Not like, I mean, get some, get some weed up in here. It's California, bro. Do it. I've noticed. So coaching two different basketball teams right now. Head coach for one of them and the assistant coach for there. But the one that I'm the head coach of, I have two assistants, which is awesome.

And both of them, one of them's an engineer, one of them's a CPA. And so on that team, I am like the Lucy Goosey, like, they're so type A. Like as far as like, like, the engineer, like, printed off like this thing that he made, like, this Excel spreadsheet to, like, keep stats and, like, you know, keep track of all these different things. and so I'm like, oh, this is awesome. But then the next practice we have, I'm the assistant coach, and the head coach above me is like so chill. And so all of a sudden I'm like assuming a different role.

It's kind of funny. You moneyballing this? Yeah, well, just a little bit of just like, hey, somebody's got to like discipline these girls, basically. Like these girls, some of the, oh my gosh, dude. Which is the worst? I, I, I told this to Addy. I was like, I'm getting frustrated with some of the girls on your team.

Like they're just so disrespectful. I got a story about a little girl, too. I'll save it for later. It's kind of unbelievable. Like, I mean, and sometimes it's like, are you doing part part of me is like, I don't know these girls well enough to know if it's like on purpose or not. Like, or if it's like they're ignorant or they don't understand or they don't know the expectation.

But like there's like sometimes where Sean, my head coach will be, you know, trying to explain something. And like I said, this, if you can imagine, it's one large gym that they split in half, like short courtway. So there's four teams practice that one. So it's already just so loud and so chaotic

and so crazy in there. And Sean's not a super loud talker. He doesn't really understand like he does the classic like you're gonna go over here and you're coming back over here. And so it's like you can't hear it anyway, whatever.

So then these girls are just like pushing each other. But this is one girl like Sean like starts talking and like as he's talking like already like you know seven words in show us go, guys listen to Cucson. Oh. Ooh.

Mid-sittance. And I'm like, but the other girls aren't even being like loud at that point. And I'm like, what are you? What are you doing? Or sometimes she'll just like raise her hand and just say random things. They're like, yeah, sometimes like these girls will just like be doing this crazy like pushing each other and like laughing around and shoving each other. And he'll be like, hey, we got to stop that.

Let's stop that. And they'll stop for like five seconds. And they'll just do it again. And I, I'm sorry to start running them. And then. Dude, I told, say Obsiever's like, you need to make them do pushups. You need to make them run around the gym or something. Yeah, introduce the word burpee into their life.

The crazy thing is like their parents are sitting there like in the practice. And I'm like, if I were, if it were me and I was watching my kids get in trouble, I would be like, hey, Bo, listen to your coach. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. And so then it's like, how much do I really, I feel comfortable like. Running them in front of their parents. But I have started doing like, this is my face. Ready for this?

This is like the face when you know I'm like mad, but trying to be nice. about it. Hey, what are we doing? Coach just said that. So concerned. Yeah. Why are you guys doing that? Furrowed brow. That's what I do. Yeah, I, that's how I get right there. And tilted head. What did coach just say? That's me. Guys, what a, hey, listen up. Come on. Yeah. So I've kind of become the disciplinary on that team. Whereas the kindergarten team, I mean, I'm still like trying to keep their attention and stuff, but I'm like just high energy. Oh yeah, you're a circus clown with them. Dude, we had our first games this past week. Ooh.

Great times. Both of the kids loved it. Both of my kids were, we'll call it second tier, you know. Okay, try to understand this with me, though. This is going to be easy for probably you to understand, actually, but most people. So the way that upward works is the idea is supposed to be like you try to be fair and like try to have their best player, guard your best player. Yeah, whatever. Exactly same amount of playing.

time. Exactly same amount of playing time. So the idea is like each team would have 10 players. And so you have five players and then you'd switch to the next five players and back and forth. But the other team, okay, had nine players. Uh-oh. Because I think one of them was missing.

And so what happened was Hattie was number six on like the chart, like on our depth chart, basically. So the first five players all played with each other. Six man of the year. And so then they switch them out and the next five people come in. So Hattie comes in as like number six through 10. But then since they only have nine players on their team, their number one player is now guarding the theoretically best player left on the court who's number six, aka Hattie who's never played basketball before. She's getting locked down.

Dude, this girl was, I'm not joking. I think she was six feet tall. She was huge. Like I joking. Guarding. At one point, at one point this girl had a fast break. I was like, don't get, like. Did Haddy get discouraged by that?

I don't think Haddy, no, I think she had fun the whole time. Like, I played against a tree today, Dad. Yeah, she didn't even like really comment on it or anything. The one thing that this girl was actually good at, like, knowing how to like back somebody down and dribble, you know, and so her back was to the basket. And Haddy's just always been like, oh, I need to go try to get, like, in front of the ball. Closes to the ball. And so she would, like, go around to, like, the top of the key.

Yeah. This girl will just turn around and just go make a layup. Confuse her for a bit. Yeah, we lost. Lady Sparks lost, but we had fun. And then, yeah, Bo's game early, 8 a.m. games. We got to get there at 7.45. That's like, that might as well be 5 a.m. for the Ellis family, do you run them,

do you do any stretching beforehand or we just get after it? No. We do stretching at practice, and it's literally like, let's do some laps around the gym. And so we start doing laps, and eventually the laps, like, just turned into, like, little tiny little circle of these kids like running around and they love it they they get so fun i play that game with them where i just like yell different areas of the court yeah and i add new ones in so i like this week was top of the key top of the key or basket like you know all these different things so um but for bow's game i as the head coach am not only like encouraged but like borderline required

to like be on the court the whole time and like like basically helping them telling them where to go So it feels like I'm like a sheep dog, like just like hurting, hurting the sheep from one thing to the next. Like I, and Catherine, at the end of it, she's like, are you exhausted? Like I was like sweating. Like I'm like, like my shirt that I was wearing was like, had sweat on it. I was like, yeah. Players coach.

Yeah, I was I was trying to try to get everyone involved. And anyway, but apparently I didn't even notice this because I was so into the game. But Catherine said that had he was more vocal than like any parent in the stands for Bow's game. Oh, right. You need to go! You get it! Get a ball, bow! You know.

And Catherine, a few different times I'd be like, you need to calm down a little bit. That's good. But apparently, Haddy said, I can't wait for my next game already. Oh, great.

She's really excited about it. That's sports bug. Yeah, it's fun, though. Apparently there was a kid on our team. I didn't notice this, but one of my, you know, type A assistant coaches said, yeah, Winston was getting smacked in the face

by the guy that was guarding him. Okay. I was like, all right, I'll let the 14-year-old refs know that. Yeah. And so I told this ref at halftime. They told me this. And so we get back from halftime.

I'm like, hey, FYI, I just heard that number 10 on the other team. Like my kid didn't even have the ball, but he was just getting smacked in the face. So can you just watch out for this? And this Gen Z, he had one of those like classic Gen Z haircut. He's just like, so this guy right here, number 10 is like pointing out of. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's the one. Yeah, that's what I heard. I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. I didn't see it. All right. Let's go. Who's got ball second half? It was. It was like. ah.

So that would embarrass me though. It was because it was like I don't want to actually I knew the guy's Squirt right here was doing that. I knew the guy's dad even. So I was like, uh, you know, I'll try to tell on them,

but also you can't just randomly hit people. You got to, that's the one thing obviously I will try to be somewhat careful of is like, I want my kids to be safe out there. I don't care if they don't call traveling or they get the right out of bounds call or something. Yeah. Anyway.

No bows to the face. No bows to the face. But yeah, bow and hair. Patty both, their game is very much pass heavy. Yeah, pass first. Good for them. They dribble and they pass it pretty quick. Whereas like almost every other kid's like dribbling for, you know, 18 dribbles,

just trying to like just figure it out. Both of it. I don't know if it's because we play in the driveway where it's like two on one or what, but there's always pat. Like Bo just gets the ball dribbles a few times and chucks. He's a spurs guy. He's like, let's move his ball around. Tony Parker.

So anyway, it's been fun though, man. It's a lot, but it's a lot of fun. I bet, dude. That's cool. Go Cowboys. I think we probably, if you would have been keeping score, they don't keep score for that little bit. We would have won as the cowboy,

but Bo's like, Dad, can I get a dough tomorrow at church because the Cowboys won by so many points? I was like, sure, man. Whatever you want. Go Cowboys. How long is the season?

I think it goes until like early March. That's fun. Met a ghosty at the game. Alex. Shout out Alex. All right. He, His kids go to Rachel's school.

So I think... Oh, yeah, yeah. He told the story about... He, like, went to Joyful Java and met... I think maybe Rachel was there when he met... Wow. Angie. And then the next day, went to McLean's and saw Rachel again.

Wow. Back to back. A couple weeks later, saw Rachel at, you know, her school. And so he's like... I was going to say, I've heard about him a lot from Rachel. Yeah. I think they see each other a lot. Legend, you know, so...

And he's got a kid and upward. He's got a nephew and upward, apparently. Neff. On the bears. They're trying to play the Cowboys sometime. Wow. We will lasso those bears. up. Okay, so we do these.

You can help me out with this, Jake. Timon, you can try. We do these like awards after every single. It's like basically CQ that we do at camp, but we do these awards after every single game where it's like each kid gets a star. And so you get either get a star for offense, defense, effort, sportsmanship, Christ-likeness. I think those are the five that you get stars for. But I want to put a little cowboy spin on them. So how could I call him like, you know, obviously like a defensive guy, you can be like, do something with like wrestling or like wrangling.

Yeah, the wrangler, the sheriff. Yeah, sheriff. What's sheriff you think? What were some of the first two? We got offense, defense, effort, sportsmanship, and Christlightness. I think, uh, offense could be sheriff. Defense could be Wrangler. I think, uh, I think effort is horse.

Dude, that's exactly what's going to say. Yeah. That's exactly what I was going to say. I was going to say, yeah, the Horse Award. Or yeah, the Bucking Bronco Award or something, maybe. Yeah, they're putting an effort. The Noble Steed, yeah, for running all game long. Yes.

Yeah, for award. Goes to this cowboy right here. Give it up for Braxton. All right, Sheriff, you said Sheriff? Sheriff. Sheriff, Offence. Wrangler. Rangler defense.

The Noble Steed. The Bucking Bronco. What do you recall it? Bucking Bronco is fun. Mustang Sally. That's effort. And then we got sportsmanship and Christlike. manship would be like a Dr. Quinn Medicine woman.

What's the translation of that in cowboy time? Yeah. The medic. What's like a something with a dual like Native American? Quick, quick draw of the pistol. The pistol and all the group. The holster. Yeah.

Sportsmanship. Oh, John Wayne. John Wayne. John Wayne Award. Best sportsmanship. He was a great sportsman. Maybe it's just a pun on. something like what's what's another word for sport like it just a

you play with integrity or you play with fairness you play with honor honorable honorable honcho no you know something yeah something just kind of cowboy themed yeah he puts the grit and integrity oh yeah yeah true grit true good award for integrity all right all right i don't hate it true grit might be good for the effort as well i could I think the parents would like that. Maybe. Christ-likeness is tough. The shoe award, because you're clean like Christ is,

because shoes are way cleaner than hands. Yeah. Kind of like get that propaganda out there. There you go. Try to get that around. Big shoe would love that. Big shoe. Maybe Christ-like cowboy.

You could just call it. Just the Christ-like cowboy. Yeah. Yeah. Christ-like cowboy. Yeah, anyway, I just like, how do I make it? because every single practice, I'm like, we're cowboys. And when we're cowboys, that means these things.

Like, and I try to rattle them off. So I really try to emphasize the Cowboys. The Cowboy Way. Yeah. Maybe we pass out a hat to every, like, the cowboy hat. You know, it's like a passing hat, and eventually the kids get lice from it. That'd be fun. They would bond them together.

They would. They'd all be bald together. You know, those teams that like, all the linemen, like, we're going to shave our head. It's like, oh, this team, like, they're all, they're all won in unity. No, it's because they got lice. Yeah, lice outbreak for the shared cowboy hat. That was a bad idea. Oh, a bunch of the dads have it too.

Yeah. Anyway. So, Upwards fun, though, man. You got to come to one of the games sometimes. I should. I played upward one year. It's not something that, like, in my opinion, you should do if you're trying to have your kid become competitive, you know, it's not, it's just an introduction, fundamental.

Like, it's just fun. And anybody, and there's some parents, I think, that are trying to take it too seriously. And it's like, come on, dude. We're just having fun. Yeah, go to a different league. Yeah. But anyway. I have a story about your kids, actually.

All right. This was me, uh, I think that this is pre-Polm Springs. Rachel finally got a car back. She was in Iowa, actually, but she got a text that, like, her car is done. Yes. At crash champions. My gosh, finally. So.

I ubered two crash champions, like two Saturdays ago or something. It's about like sunset or so. Is it close? Yeah, it's just off Shawnee Mission, you know, it's a few miles west of here. Because I saw one the other day that was like 30 minutes away. I was like, surely they didn't go all the way here. Okay. No, there's one in Shawnee.

Got it. It's about 10 minute Uber ride. I have to pick me up like at my house. Like as, yeah, the sun's kind of setting. And right when I'm getting in the car, I kind of noticed like, oh, I think that was your family. It was getting done with a bike ride. Okay. So I was like, oh, that's kind of fun.

You know, whatever. Hoping the Uber and just the very, you know, normal beginning conversations. The Uber for Jake, yeah, yeah, you're heading to get a car back or something. Yeah, get a car back. And about that time we get to the stop sign and he sees your family cross the street. As Uber driver is like, man, we got kids out here dark. It's like the hood around here. He's like his third sentence to me.

And it was like, Catherine. is like escorting the kids across street to your home. Yeah, Catherine and her patagonia coat. Like, oh, man. They're all on bikes. It looks nice to me. But I think, yeah, just because it was dark out. It was dark. I kind of remember that night because it was kind of dark when they were out there. Yeah. Man. Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, it's like the hood around here. You could control these kids. And I didn't like, you should hear him talk, man. That's so funny. They know words they should not know at that age. I didn't say too much, but I was like, trying to defend your honor a little bit. I was like, I'm sure they're just headed home.

home. I'm sure it's nice. It wasn't like, I know them, you scoundrel. I didn't care. Keep my neighbor's name out of your mouth. Keep their name out your mouth. Yeah, I didn't say anything like that. Dude, it was a neighborhood, hood joke. Just a neighborhood hood joke. That's hilarious. I just kind of let them think that. Yeah, okay. You know, I don't know. They, they, home's too small, so they got to get out and do something. That's great. Yeah, they're always trying to go on walks and bike rides. Oh, yeah, they're always out about.

Yeah, they're fun. Hey, Timon. Hello, Brad. What do you think of coffee? Hmm. But honestly. Well said. Oh.

I'm trying to break it down because, like, some coffee. Yeah. But like, I'm sure we'll get to that some coffee, though. Yes. Yeah. How do you take your coffee? If you were to, are you, you're a big sugar guy? Big sugar guy.

Oh, give me some sugar. Give me some sugar. Give me some cream. Give me some sugar. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, black coffee. That's how I take it.

I recently learned this new thing. So I have this cool thing. It's called a mocha pot. It's awesome. I bought it at Retail Rebel. Everything does have to retail Rebel. Oh, so much retail Rebel. Very, very rarely have I, like, bought something at Retail Rebel that's like a frivolous, like,

I'm not going to use this for a specific reason. Yeah. But this one was like, like, hey, it's a, it's not a very expensive thing. Like, they're like $45 something, but it was $2. I was like, if I don't, if I don't love this, who cares? But anyway, it's like this like Italian, it's like how it like old school Italian people make coffee.

Anyway, but you can. Interesting. It's really, you would, actually, you would enjoy it. Because it's like, all it is is you heat up the water in the bottom and it, it gets so heated up that the coffee's on top of it that shoots out this little spout and it comes out at the time. Oh, cool. And it's like this sweet little thing.

But what I've done. recently, and what Italians do, is just the very, very strong coffee that comes out right away. You pour it into, like, just a little bit of it into a bowl, and then you put sugar in there, and you whip it up until it, like, turns into, like, this creamy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Creamy, like, foamy, like, sugary stuff. And then you put it on this strong coffee, and it's awesome. And that's black coffee. And that's black coffee.

That's Italian coffee, baby. The Italians know what they're doing. But when I do that, I only will, like, my rule for any time I make coffee is I want you use mainstream roaster's beans. So this one specifically was the Ethiopian, I believe, you're a chef, you're a cafe, I don't know how you say it. Dude, we could just use this for the ad rate, honestly. No, that's what, this is what we're doing.

Oh. No, no. This is. Or sorry, was that a secret? You were doing an ad this whole time, Mr. Dude, I was just, I just love. I was trying to show, I was trying to show that, like, this is all, like, real and, like, true to my life.

And so I was, like, trying to give, like, a long anecdote. Shoot. So this was all, this was all an ad read. we've been used. Sorry. Great. I don't feel... I have a feeling that you guys knew that.

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I get in the car, guess what they ask to listen to? Ghostrunners related. Timing. Spotify timing. No. Ghostrunners related. One of the jingles? No.

One, two, three, four. They just like the song of it? Can we listen to say the word on the beat? No way. Every time, dude. Every time. And, oh, no, can we listen to say the word on the beat podcast? That's what they say.

Who is to say the word on the beat podcast? Say where to beat podcast? Is it us playing it or just? Yes, yeah, yeah. Us playing, us playing it. And like, like, to the point where Kat or Hattie knows, like, the lines that we say in between. Like, I think, I think there was one time, it was like, bowl or something.

And we were, we were like joking about different, uh, things we could say, because a time and didn't say, uh, ice for, uh,

whatever. And so, like I say like cereal container or something, like for bowl. Instead of bowl. And like, right before I say it, how you just kind of mumbles,

serial container. And I'm like, yeah, cereal container. It's like she like memorizes like it's a movie or something. Memorize the ad libs. It's hilarious.

Wow. It also makes me like, you know, just so much more like, I got to be kidding. careful about it. I was going to ask. Because it's just like time and like it's like small things. Like, you know, being like, dang it. Or like time and be like, oh, frick, you know. I'm like, yeah. All right. Well, you are my kids. It's not that big of a deal, but it's also like,

I don't want them to just be saying that all the time. Yeah. So it's just funny. It's the list of everything. Memorizing everything. That's funny. They love it, though, man. So if you ever want to, yeah, do it again, but they would be ecstatic. All right. Maybe we should. It's kind of funny story from last week. I hope it's not too much of it. You had to be there, but we're out to dinner one night at time and you were not here at this point. But at the end of the table is me and Rachel

and then Kyle and Ashley. And, you know, if you remember, that's Kyle's girlfriend. We set them up together because Rachel and her were college volleyball teammates. And anyway, we get talking about the initial things we did to set them up. Like we, Kyle and I pretended we were like just peppering

like in the yard and Rachel caught us on video. You know, it's like just dumb stuff. And we're laughing. And Scott's kind of sitting next to me. He was like, oh, what are you guys laughing about over here? And I was like, oh, we're just talking about the good old days. And maybe 10 seconds go by. We keep talking.

And then Scott, like, kind of interjects again. And he goes, ah, hands in, Panthers. And we kind of just, I put my hand right on Scots. And everyone just joins in. And he goes, one, two, three, Panthers. We just kind of do that. I don't know. Whatever.

We keep talking. And then, like, 60 seconds go by as we continue to talk about. Oh, back of July, Lifetime Fitness when Ashley came and got to watch Kyle for the first time. And Scott's over there and he's like, I am now realizing that you were not talking about college volleyball. Like, is that what the Go Panthers thing was? What was that, dude? He's like, I can't believe you guys just let me get away with that. It was like, yeah, we're all extremely. I can't believe you did it in the first place, bro. Like, what we? What's best case scenario there, dude? Oh, you guys time on good old days? Well, put her in. Yeah, right. Weird either way.

Hey, Scott. Yeah. It's just funny that, yeah, somehow the guy we always love to poke fun of, we were kind of like, yeah, I guess I'll be a hand in. Yeah. Whatever. Anyway, what are you saying? That's almost more insulting to you, Scott.

Like, you need to understand, like, what does that say that they think of you, Scott? Like, Scott wants to go hands in for the Panthers. Let's go hands in for Panthers. I don't really know. He's in training. He's not going to get it. Yeah. Don't try to.

I'm training him right now. So just, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, just. the admittance of defeat of like, okay, I miss read things, guys. Sorry, that's, I thought you talking about college volleyball. Sorry, I did the hand thing. Yeah. Even if they were, Scott. Yeah, that's amazing. Hands in. I was right there with, right after you said it, I was in. I want you to know that. You're yes and. I was. Yeah. We were partners that day. It's like, that's what a good partner

does. You want hands in. I'm right there with you. I'm touching. I'm grabbing. You were partners with Scotty for the tournament? Yeah, we did 5035 plus. Because we We will turn 35 this year, so they kind of do it in how the Chinese do. Like, no, it's your 35th year. So you're 35 now. That's fair. I think in China you're won when you're born. Oh, really?

Yeah. Okay. That's how Pickleball does it too. So anyway, yeah, we never done that before. That's fun. So it's fun to get to be partners with Scott. What did he do that made you guys not win the tournament, you think? Oh, Scott did great.

No, no, no. Between every point, he would say hands in. Yeah. We don't need to do this. Yeah. sometimes like in the middle of a rally because he was like since I'm going to go hands in I'm like dude I'm hitting it right now I can't I can't do a hands in right now stop it that's a good I remember that you guys did a video like that like for you guys were like paddle tapping yeah

paddle taps too much good in the middle point good job dude waste in there but that was fun we we got a bronze metal oh so not nothing for five oh yeah yeah it was fun and then Isaac and TJ played they did well too so fun little tournament missed time in that day though it's good being the all whites yeah Scott was wearing weight yeah big time you drank the coolie? Yeah drinking the Kool-Aid That's awesome

Uh bronze is great That's impressive Yeah little rose gold I like to call it You know Sure yeah Maybe a little more fancy

Mm-hmm Very good Timing I don't remember the origin of this story But boy I remember It cracking us up in the moment Probably another you had to be there story But Every time 6-7 would come up

I feel like the group would just look to timing Like Jinz I bet you're loving this 6-7 And I think you know It's like you go through the roller coaster of how do I handle this. You know, I think time at first is like, yeah, ha ha, you know, whatever. Well, and then by the end of the week. Kyle would just, I think Kyle was the worst at six, anything related to six, seven.

It was just like, what are you doing, Kyle? Yeah, so, you know, time and doing a lot of, geez, you don't, whatever. And then I think by the last night, he got worn down to where someone was just like, yeah, I don't remember exactly the, what happened. But someone just like, dude, timing, great work on that. That was a great edit, dude. This is so fun. Thomas goes, six, seven of that.

And we just cheersed and six, seven of that. Oh, I thought you were going to say you were worn down, like you finally, like, cracked. But you were just like, no, no. He's like, I'll do the six, seven jokes with you guys. I'll be the Gin Z fun guy. They all loved it, dude. They all loved it.

We did. Yeah, it was fun. That was funny. Yeah, I wish I remembered the moment better. Because in fact, there was something that set it up or something. I don't know. Hey, hey, six, seven of that. No problem.

I laughed at your Venmo payment. It was good. Is that what I said? Yeah. Six, seven of that. Have you got to watch it and hit the vlog of when we went down to Dallas yet? I did. Yeah.

It's very fun to show that to people who know Isaac, you know, especially. Like, I love filming them when they watch him drop the worms and it start bleeding. We watched it. It's not even like a clean drop. He's so, yeah. I watched it with my family last night. Oh, right? And Myelin was laughing so hard.

Oh, really? Yeah. Like, specifically, I looked back and he's just like, it's so great it was so funny my dad was croaking up really yeah yeah oh man

it's really funny yeah that is that it is truly that moment that is the video's moment like yeah because I think I think Lydia was like can we go back

I watch the worms part like yeah yeah yeah the more I watched it the more it becomes funny that Scott like Scott's reaction is kind of what I laugh at now

because he be he wasn't trying to be funny he was like he was like a frustrated dad it's like he's talking to Palmer yeah it's like Isaac, you're out of control right now. You're out of control. Go wash your hands.

Go wash your hands. I remember that. Wash your hands, Kevin. Yeah, go wash your hands. You know what we started quoting by the end of the trip, Tyman, is when we're in that trucker's paradise and Scott's like, you hear sandstorm every day. And she's like, every day, he goes, I bet you're sick of this song.

She goes, no. No. No. Hey, you got any sunscreen on you today? No. No. We just said that for every day. That is good.

That was funny that she like, yeah, pretty adamantly was like. She cuts him off with how passionately she's not tired of people. I love that you were filming it too. Just that so easy could not have been filmed or recorded. Yeah. Hey, who's got it better in us? Nobody. No, nobody.

Dude, there's no way that she doesn't get tired of that song. Sandstorm like every day three times a day or whatever. That's wild. Did you see this from Joan? on Facebook about the Scott and his wah-ha-has. No. So Joan used to work with Scott. Yes.

Okay. So this is from Friday, November 30th, 2018. No way. It's this whole long thing. Like, hey, Joe. Hey, Scott,

do you know if we need to transfer any product from Wyner to Fresno anytime soon? First of all, he responds, sup, Joan. So, Joe. Two questions marks. Why are you saying sup, dude?

John, why that? Yes, I like to be transferring product. Is Ethan asking? We can include whatever he wants on my. shipment to Fresno. Anyway, so she's like talking, everybody and funny. I have two trucks. I have something maybe he could take.

Hang on. I would have pronounced, whatever. And she finally says, we found a load. Your services are not required. And Scott responds, easy enough. I'll go back to doing nothing. At Medcan, we know that life's greatest moments are built on a foundation of good health. From the big milestones to the quiet.

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Scott hasn't got to that episode yet, but I can't wait to hear his feedback. Really? He's a little behind. Man. Mwah. Just so. I love that you found that, Joan. Yes.

Anybody else that has any relation to Scott wants to send us more examples, I'll take him. I was listening to last week's episode and we were like, dude, we both have a text from Scott, October 10th, 2020. Oh, we watched the Chiefs game. At a curiosity, I was like, I wonder what game that was. I looked it up. It was the game that you and I went to when Kelsey scored four touchdowns, when Chris Jones, strip sack, pass it, uh, roughly booze and NFL history.

Yes. Carl Chappers was like, oh, no, I'm sorry. Get me out of here. Yeah. Yeah, it was that game. Monday night. Yeah. That was great.

Fun memories. Wow. And we, we parked in that random spot that was like super. tight and I think you got your Tesla scratched up. Really? I don't even remember that part. Because I remember, but it was like two rows from the stadium. Remember that? Worth it. Yeah. It's awesome. Six seven of that. A few other funny things on our Facebook real quick.

Brett Vander. I don't know how to pronounce last name. Vander Tewen is what I'm going to say. Has anyone else's Spotify DJ been on something lately? Today he was thrown out some crazy talk before songs. Timon, can I get you to... I'm going to send this to you real quick. I want Timon to say these things. So here's a few... And I would love for this to be a recurring thing

that we hear more funny DJX things. Yeah, so I'll set you up, Timon. So today he was throwing out some crazy talk before songs like... Next up, we got some music that'll make you want to bake a cake. And then they proceed to play Evermore by Taylor Swift. I love that. Is it? Do you know that song?

Is that anything about baking a cake? Just, I don't think it's about baking a cake. I mean, it's just like a soft, like, chill Taylor Swift song. So maybe that makes you want to bake. Interesting. But it's pretty chill. All right. How about this next time?

Pretty soon, you'll have a permanent smile on your face, which is kind of creepy to think about. What a, yeah, what an intro. It's so, yeah, interesting. It's like trying to be funny, I think. Yeah. For sure. And it is funny. So.

but yeah yeah and then this last one on here from amory Rolando now for some wind and your hair vibes although I don't know if you have hair or wind but the vibes will be there anyway or wind or wind

good try AI good try yeah what was the the one like I was kind of doing homework for my when I did the voiceover and I was just like I was had the DJ on and was just skipping to the DJ sections And it was like, it was the suspenders.

And it was like, next to a song that'll make you want to take out your sparkly rainbow pants from your closet I know you have or something like that. I'm like, what? That was funny.

It was a light up suspenders or something. Oh yeah, that's what I was. Yep, yep. Your light up suspenders. I know you have. It's like, why? I did. I thought this was interesting on

Facebook. Mariah Motica. She said, I was meeting my mentor. for coffee the other day and it made me wonder, when is the appropriate time to order coffee when you're meeting up with someone. Oh, yeah. And she had four different options. You order at the same time. You order when you arrive, even if it's five minutes before the other person arrives. You order for the other person if they're running late. You order on the mobile app before you get there and

let the other person take care of themselves. Thoughts. I voted at the same time. But there's obviously a little nuance. It's like, hey, this is just a friend. I don't want them to like, I don't want to get a position where they're trying to pay for my coffee. I'm trying to pay for their coffee. I'm just going to go and get mine now. Just avoid that interaction. It does depend on the relationship for sure. Like it's a little bit...

I was a big fan, and I didn't vote, but I see now that I was in the 2%. I like to order for the other person if they're running late. Just go ahead. I say, hey, I'm in line. Or I'm here. What do you want? Because most of the time it's like just black coffee.

Like, it's not... Or vanilla, like, it's not like this super complicated thing. I like... somebody does that for me. Oh, great. Yeah. Get right to brass tax when I get there.

Yeah. You don't have to wait and lie. I don't know. Yeah. So I don't think, I don't like the idea of ordering when I arrive. Unless it's like,

if I was meeting you though, I would, I wouldn't, it wouldn't be as much like a meeting as much as like, we're getting together. Yeah, let's get there around 10 when you get there.

Yeah, when I get there, great. Right. So I don't know. I went to McLean's and post up a couple days ago and there was a guy. I feel like we would be good at,

like, I feel very confident in what I perceived, and this is definitely like a discipler-discipley relationship going on. And this poor, I felt bad for this high school kid because the guy discipling him just, like, couldn't turn down the volume of his own voice. Like, it's penetrating my over-ear noise-cancing headphones. Really? I'm definitely not going to say something, but there's 10% of me that wants to like...

It was that loud. I don't even know what you would say, but it would be like, can I just help both of you out? I think you need to talk a little quiet. But I mean, what kind of human would I be if I said that? But I was like, I know this kid's uncomfortable because he's shouting about this kid's life right now. I was just saying it's personal stuff. Yes.

It's not just like. That's what made me like kind of squirm in my own seat. I was like, this poor high school kid, he's not going to say something, like keep your voice down. But I can hear him through my headphones. And he's like, so you're still doing Bible study with your buddies or not anymore now that football's over? You know, it's like I can hear like stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah, that's, I feel like that's such a.

Like, me and some guys do Bible study in, like, a coffee shop. And it's like, we're always very like, it's like, it's us that are hearing. It's not like, so what have you been struggling with this week? Yeah, right. Speak up. It's like, sit loud. Yeah. How are your parents doing?

I know they were fighting a lot earlier. Yeah. What we're going to do is we're going to put our sins on our coffee order. So Debreast is actually going to yell out what you're struggling with. Glutney. I went and wrote that for you. Yeah, bud. Yeah, they don't know.

Don't take the free sample, all right? just because it's there doesn't mean you have to take it. There might be a funny, like, Christian, like, sketch it there somewhere. That's pretty funny. For sure. Have the barista say it so you don't have to. I'm kind of embarrassed. I just, I put it down as my coffee order.

She's going to say it here in a second. Lusting over the barista. Wait. What is this? Yeah, asking the barista for the sugar-free stevia so that she has to turn around and go up high on the counter. So I can look at her. Right. Prank.

Top shelf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. That's too bad, though. This guy's like just speed. You just kind of like, you just cringe a little bit. Like, no one's doing anything wrong.

This is great. They probably have a beautiful relationship. Unfortunately, he's just shouting. Yeah, you got to. I don't know what to do. The kid just like keeps like being quieter and quieter. Yeah, I think I see him like, that's good. That's good.

Interesting. All right. It's basically like that. We'll figure it. We'll talk. So I got to, I was probably a day or two in Palm Springs. I said Rachel texts me. He's like, you're going to love this story.

I brushed my teeth last night. And now I can't find my toothbrush this morning. I'm like, that is somehow typical you. Like, of course you lost your toothbrush from night to morning, whatever. So, yeah. Kind of forget about it. You know, did she eventually join this in Palm Springs five days later? And she's brushing her teeth.

I go, hey, you found it. She goes, oh, no, this is just another one I had to buy. A few minutes later. brushing my teeth, she goes, hey, that's her mind, went. You have mine. And it starts to set in, I go, oh, no. How long have you been using my toothbrush? Yeah. That's not good. For, I don't know, a year she's thought that my toothbrush was her toothbrush. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, at least that's, I think that's the main takeaway. She sees me brushing my teeth with my color toothbrush. She goes, That's what I've been looking for.

Like, this is my toothbrush. Also, what did you use last night that you thought was my? What? I mean, I used something else. So there was two, there's been two toothbrushes in circulation. Yes. So I don't know how often mine's getting used. Maybe a time and a half, you know, who knows?

Like, this suit, this toothbrush dries really, really slow because I haven't brushed it since this morning. It's still wet. Yeah. So that was just kind of a funny. Like, yeah, that's a good Rachel Coup's story. Can you think of a time where you've brushed your teeth at the same time? I mean, surely it's happened.

So there are times where definitely she's had her own toothbrush, but I think if I'm not there, you know, if I'm not overseeing it, maybe she's like, all right, are these options? I mean, surely mine's the mint green one. Yeah, I love man green. And she's telling herself that. I'm like, no, mine's the mint green one. She's like, shoot, I've definitely used that. How much we don't know, but she's definitely like, yeah, if she's unsupervised, yeah, she'll use your toothbrush.

for it. Any toothbrush is good for her. Yeah. Oh, great. That's a brush my teeth. She probably doesn't even know that it was Mitt Green. She probably just thinks... No, that's a toothbrush. No, it has bristles. That's a toothbrush. In the bathroom. Yeah, that's a toothbrush. My toothbrush. We even mine yours.

It's a white one. That's funny, man. That's crazy. I thought she was messing with me. Hey, you find your toothbrush? You have a good one. You have it. Like, ah, that's my... Oh, seriously. Why'd you take it? This is not good. Wait, there's holes in... Because you travel all the time.

Yeah. So there's obviously got to be a second toothbrush that she uses all the time as well. That's funny, dude. Yeah, so maybe when I'm gone, she's, yeah, I don't know. But then she doesn't notice that it's different color. He doesn't really notice it. Yeah, she doesn't see color. Good for her, dude.

Do you ever think about, so do you, let's see, I use like quadrants. So I have an electric toothbrush, Sonic Air, and like, every 30 seconds, it like beeps at me. So I like change quadrants. Do you ever worry about only the top quadrant getting the toothpaste? Oh, that's a good thought. I sometimes wonder. Yeah. I feel like I.

Like should I start? Should I switch it around? This can't be still as good as your method because I'm definitely not going for two minutes. Like I don't have a thing that's timing me. But like I feel like my first pass is like kind of just a general spreading of the toothpaste. Just a sleep. Then I'll zero in some spots. Okay.

Like, yeah, I got to treat it all equally. Yeah, it's fair. Yeah, maybe I should think about that as well. Because I never, I never reapply after quadrant one. Right. So if you notice like this quadrant's looking real nice, because I go there first, top right. I'm sure we all have flaws in our own toothbrushing technique.

It's like, I don't know, maybe I get this quadri. I just don't get this one the same way that I get this one. And no one's really monitoring that. I don't have, I'm not working on my mechanics. It should, man. way with just like body wash. It's like there are spots of my back that I'm not really like scrubbing that I mean I can't reach them. You wash your back. Yeah, try to. You step out of the water and try to reach what I can do. Yeah. I mean, I get it wet. But you go no soap on the back.

No soap ever. Every year. It'll probably fall on it. Like some shampoo will get on there. Yeah. Shampoo falls on it. Yeah. And that is so fine by me. That is all I need. Oh, so maybe I'm doing just fine. I'm going above and beyond. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. You're doing great. Yeah. I wash just like the sensitive parts. You know, the spots that are going to stink. Pits and bits. Pits and bits. And what else? Yeah, it's all. What else you need? It's going to get wet everywhere else. Some soap will find its way there if it needs to. I think I did just let the Lord work. We talked about that a long time ago. It's in God's hands. I don't wash my legs.

Yeah, I was going to say, you were like, what do you wash your legs? I was going to say, I think that was a jean torts video or something. People love that quote. It's like, yeah, just quick shower. Sometimes I only get my legs wet. I have to dry on my legs. What about I, maybe it's just a dude thing. I don't understand why you wouldn't, even if they're not combined, if there's an option for you to put both shampoo and conditioner in your hand at the same time,

I'm doing it every time. So that makes sense, like, in other words, like, two globs? Or, yeah, yeah, like at lifetime, they have shampoo and conditioner, like little pumps. I always just go, shampoo, conditioner, really, shove it on there. Never once.

yeah man I don't know also I don't really understand conditioner like I don't think I don't see the the huge value in it I feel like it's more so

people with long hair right like because it keeps it smoother and less tangled or something like that but shampoo kind of is the same thing it does just fine for me yeah anyway I don't know I have this personality

where I'm like there are rules and you go shampoo and conditioner I can't break the rules but have you ever used like a three and one like the shampoo body wash. Yeah. You can't do all three things this well.

But that's what I'm saying. I think it's just the same. It feels the same way. Yeah, that's fair. And that feels optimized for three and one where it's like if this is dedicated shampoo, dedicated conditioner, it's like you got to get to first base

before you go a second base. That's just how it goes. I have no idea why. You know, you hit a double. You can run both ways. You just go straight to second. No. And you take first base with you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go through first base, but you combine it together. Yeah, I don't know why that would never cross my mind. there's certain things they're like oh yeah I go above speed I'll no problem but condition or shampoo at the same time no crazy we live in a nation of laws

what separates us from the apes if we do it at the same time every once while I accidentally get shampoo and I just use it on my body well oh yeah I know not a lifetime not a home I'm not that stupid for the record I grew up using shampoo for all the everything really yeah it's in the Lord's hands yeah like

I don't even know of our showers had body wash You add the shampoo. It's soap. It's all, it's gonna get me clean. I'm not working in the coal mines. I'll be fine.

That's fair. Like none of us are that 30. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. I'll go, like I'll be at Rachel's parents' house and about ready to shower.

Like, hey, when you shower, do you know which one's shampoo or body off? She's like, no, I just, I choose one and I use it.

Like it's so funny. Yeah, I would like try and figure it out, I guess. But she's like, eh, so just pick one and run with it. Convince your,

if it's the right answer. That's great about her toothbrush, though. Hey. Hey, you took mine. I knew I would be able to find it. Like, this is my, it's been my toothbrush for a year now. Case closed. Yeah.

So I'll start labeling it. Ghosties in the area, you might care about this. Trey asked me to hop on the Kansas City show. So February 7th, I'll be doing just like 10 minutes of material just for that one-off show. February 7th. Just if you care. Where is it? It's still available.

It's at the Midlands. So good-sized theater downtown. Be fun. Is that where you did it last time? Yeah, I think we did Uptown, Midland, and now Midland again. It's a pretty venue. It's nice. Yeah.

Yeah, Midland is the cool. Yeah. I think I've seen Ben Rector and need to breathe there. Now Jake. Now myself. Yeah, so it'd be fun. I think I want to do a lot of Kansas City material. Why not?

Yeah. I know this town. Why not, dude? I did a little bit last time. Jack's my home still's little dated now, so I'll move on from that. Yeah, what else could you do? Patrick Moehm's ankle. I can talk about that.

It will be the weekend of a Super Bowl, right? Uh-huh. So you can make jokes about that. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah, what it's like to have your Super Bowl free in Kansas City. Right. It's kind of relatable.

We can do whatever we want tomorrow. Taylor Swift, Kelsey. And maybe just like pockets, just like the areas we know, just like stereotypes, Johnson County. Obviously, arrowhead moving. Yeah. Think about that. Sounds like you want me to do kind of like a chiefs set.

You could please wear that Chief's shirt again. Try to think of other Kansas City things. Oh, Travis Kelsey material. No, no, no. That's Chiefs Red. Andy, like, you could talk about reading. Andy reading, yeah. Anyway, just.

February? For those who care. February 7th. I put it in my calendar. I'll try to be there. Looks free right now, so I'll be there. I got nothing that weekend. Muha.

And I'll go back to seeing Jake's show. I'm going to buy these tickets on my computer that hostess doesn't even know I have. Oh, Scotty boy. That's great. I don't have much else written in my notes. Here's the two things I have. I have two different soes. I have calling Twitter X is so dumb.

Yep. I've yet to do it. I can't. Yeah. There's never a time where I've ever said that I was reading on X. Yeah. Like you'll hear people say. on the news sometimes, like, on his ex account or he posts on X. He posts on X, yeah,

just say tweet. Yeah, I saw a tweet. Yeah. Tweet. Yeah. Tiamen, do you have that problem? Or do you feel I very rarely mentioned Twitter or X, but like, I feel like the people, there's some people who you'll, you'll meet who like, they seem like they're really intentionally saying X. Like, I know what you stand for. I know you're kind of an extremist of sorts. I see, I see. I know you stand for. I know what you stand for. I know. I know you stand for. I know how you shower. But yeah, I never really encounter it. I don't like when people call it X.

I also just don't like it when anybody ever sends me a link to a thread from Instagram. Oh, anti-threads. No, never had the account, so therefore I can't see anything. People are sending you links from thread. People are on threads. Yes, dude. And they're like, dude, check this thread out. Like one of my friends who's like more online than almost anybody I know is a threads guy.

So I don't know. Interesting. Anti-Elon. He lives in California. No, yeah. Extremist. Oh, and then the other one was so, I put K-Love is so good. I don't, so good.

I listened to it the other day, like, because I didn't have my phone. And so I was like, yeah, so listen to the radio. And obviously, K-Love, there's all sorts of things you can make fun of with K-love, but also it's just like, they have good lessons on there, good, like, really applicable, just like, you know, challenges of like, huh, whatever. Here's a Bible verse. Here's something. Here's this.

And then you listen to a song, it's like, this song is kind of cheesy, but also it is applied. Like, that's cool. And it's good to improve the K-Love brand because a lot of people think that's where we worked. That's where they used to think it. It's probably where they still think. They're always mentioned K-L-K-Love, I think is what they're saying. They used to work for the radio. They're radio guys.

That's why they're so comfortable in front of my phone. Anyway, that would happen all the time back in the day. Yeah, it was. Yeah, all, yeah, you look for K-Love, right? Camp for K-Love. No, kind of. Yeah, sure. Anyway, but, yeah, K-Love.

I don't know. I'm not trying to act like there's not things to make. fun of within Christian music. But like, it's still ultimately a positive experience. Yeah. So don't, don't just like not listen to it ever. So that's all I to say. Come on.

Don't just not. Don't just not listen to it. Don't just not. My probably last thing is just, you remind me of it. I said I have a kid story. So there is a where you saw me play in that PPA tournament in Kansas City while back down to elite. There's like a tennis and pickleball facility here in Kansas City.

And they've started this like youth pickleball like. So it's kind of cool like kids, like some of the best kids in the country fly here. Some of them have moved here to train at this facility in Kansas City. Well, anyway, they really like us and Friday and everything. So they'll just invite Isaac and I to come out. You know, we're free during the day. So we'll come out. Well, we also have professional players.

Now they're coming. Tyson Mcuffin's been there like the last two weeks. I've seen him plenty in. Cool. Anyway, well, Isaac and I are not pro players. So there's like half of the courts where it's like the best. like the Tyson McGuff is the best in the worlds are on. And then the other half of the court is like small teenagers.

And that's where Isaac and I spend our time for the most part. It's very fun. And it's not like we are the best ones there. And it's like we're kind of middle of the pack. So it's great. I mean, it truly like is a great way to get better. And yeah,

just have great relationships with these kids and these parents and everything. But I had my. So, you know, sometimes we just get different pairings. So they're like, I'm going to do something. We're going to do like a team event. So you guys are partners.

You guys are partners. I get partnered up with like a probably 12 year old, maybe 13 year old girl. Let's call her Carter. And I'm like, all right, well, this is cool. I've never met her before. This could be a good opportunity. Like, I don't know if she knows the content or whatever,

but, you know, I want to show her what a good teammate is and just be a good, you know, example and make this fun for her. And for a few points, we are having fun. Yeah. And then I, oh, you'll appreciate this. I decided to luff him up. That classic shot where the other team is at the back. And it's, you know, you're trying to hit overheads.

and you can't get a pass and get everything back. You pretend to hit a really hard shot to the last second. You just drop it in the kitchen. And anyway, as I do that, I hear this faint pipsqueak behind me. What are you doing?

Like, was that sweet Carter? And she's like, hit it hard. And like questioning my decision making, which, first of all, it worked. So I'm like, I don't know. I said, like, I got the job done. Well, then it kind of opened the floodgates a little but to where if I didn't make the decision she wanted me to make,

I would hear it in my ear. I would hear her going, not there. So then I'm in a blender. I am a mess. Like, Carter is in my head. Every decision I make, I'm questioning, like, is she going to be okay with this? Yeah.

It was a miserable game for me. I'm like, we had a good thing going. I feel like we were really vibing, and then I luff him up. And then now, yeah, she's just going, I hit it, go middle. Like, you're right. You're so right, Carter.

I'm so sorry. And man, yeah, I was just like, get me out of here. Give me back to Isaac. Give me back to home. I thought this was going to be so cool and so fun. And she was going to run and tell her parents, I got to play with Jake from Friday. And then she's going to say, never again.

Kick him out of play. I kept saying this luff him up. Luff him up. Luff him up. I loved to luff him up. Yeah, that was my favorite thing. Because especially back in the day when we were first playing, you loved to, I believe,

word is drive. Okay. You love to like smack it hard when you're in the back. And like whenever you drive, usually it's way harder to like, like you're already putting so much of your momentum into that. So then to do that and then start also like being ready to receive the next hit from me. Like if I'm going to drive it back to you, instead I just give a little, little tap over.

You can't, you can't get there. Love them up. Love them up. So good. Thanks. I want to go back to Gulf Shoreers and play pickleball with all you guys again. that was fun. I just got an audio message from Caitlin Conno,

speaking of Gulf Shores. Hey, Gulf Shores. I'm reading the transcript which says, Bradley, I just watched you spin a microphone around for the reason of laughter. Oh, when you're swinging that thing around. She likes it.

All right. I did it for you. I did it for you. I did it for them. That's right. Shout out, Caitlin Conno. I'll get back to you a little bit there. A little bit later.

Healing Waters giveaway update. Yes, we are going to be doing a give-a- away drawing for that on Thursday night. So if you're listening to this on Wednesday, tomorrow. Tomorrow night, January 29th. 29th. We'll say 8 p.m. Central Standard Time. Subject to change. Subject to change. But probably then. Does that work? Yeah, it should. Yeah. After bedtime. After bedtime. After some Hardy Boys. After Hardy Boys. Yeah. Man, Hardy Boys is awesome. But that is when we will announce the grand prize winner for those who donated to Healing Waters during our like kind of December 50K, 50 days campaign and the 10 Cozy Earth consolation winners.

And let me say this real quick. And go ahead and say this real quick. Final numbers on what we raised is amazing. Let's see. 295 donors, first of all. Unreal. 295 donors. Might want to hang on to that one.

Scott's going to love that. 35,865. $865.53. That just ghosties raised. Yes. 35 grand. So, yeah. Collectively with the match, we raised over, yeah, we'll call it $71,000.

That's a, that's amazing. That's amazing. That's amazing. So thank you to everybody who participated, donated. It's amazing. Wow. Yeah, so tomorrow, Thursday, January 29th. We will do it.

Instagram live. Instagram live. We'll announce it. And even if you're not on there, if you miss it for whatever reason, we will email you and tell you. Yeah, don't have to be present to claim.

Yeah, present to claim. Yeah. Anyway, it'll be fun. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. Time, any final words? Anything from Palm Springs

that we missed? Any other stories? Anything on your mind? You didn't write anything down. You don't know. Yeah, I just kind of fly by seeing my pants. You just live in life. Yeah.

There was some good. Scott had a, diving ATP that was kind of fun. He did. Scott's the only guy I've ever seen who will dive on the pickleball court, but gotta say he's pretty good at it. Oh, really? It's not like people don't do it very often? I've never dove. I mean, that ball's out of reach, but I mean,

come on. I mean, it's a pickleball. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think covered it. It was a good vibes. Excited for potentially going to Arizona. Oh. Okay. Yeah, here in a few weeks. We'll do another one. Yeah. It'll be fun. I'm trying to give

pneumonia again on the road. That was fun when I did at the first time. And he keeps eating off of his shoes, so he's all healthy now. He's got organic blueberries and going on walks. Good. Yeah, I just can't give him pneumonia like I used to be able to. Awesome. Great. Solid soad.

Appreciate you all. All the comments, all the responses, everything. Got a good thing gone, boys and girls. Got a good life. Got a good life. Yeah, live here tomorrow night. And we'll be back with our episode next Monday. Come on.

Love you guys. Permanely morning We're taking