Ghostrunners - 529 - Trivia Night
Episode Date: April 8, 2026Jake did trivia with a group of strangers, Timon photographed his first wedding, and Brad discusses the outrageous songs on a couple's DO NOT PLAY list at their reception. Check out Cozy Earth and ...get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey, buddy.
Hey, hey.
Wow.
Try my best to stay awake this episode.
Man, I'm cozy.
You just wake up?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Me and Zach are napping.
But I'm all good now.
I can't really Rachel falls asleep in this.
This is great.
Yeah?
I just wear shorts.
I look like I'm about to play basketball when I fall asleep.
Really?
Yeah.
Just like a t-shirt and like long shorts that I don't wear in public anymore.
That's what I sleep in.
Like too long for, yeah.
Too long for public, but just right for catching a little pee in the middle of the night when you kind of went fast.
Catching a little pee?
This is not what I want to start with.
Like, oh, it's 4 a.m. gosh, I got to go to the bathroom.
Got it.
You go up, all right, we're good.
Oh, I think I put the gun back in the holster a little too quick.
You know, I should have understood right away.
For some reason, I was thinking you were going to say catching a little z's.
And then you didn't.
And so I was like, are you?
I've been counting sheep catching peas.
Are you, are you, are you referencing something, like, you know, some other abbreviation.
You know, I'm just catching pee.
You push pee.
I didn't know if you caught pee as well.
Okay, okay.
What do you want to start with, pal?
You know that Nate Bargazzi bit, I don't even remember it that well, but something about, I think he had, Nate had his shirt off or something.
Yeah, yeah.
In a parking lot, and then a guy comes up and says, Olivia, he thought it was his wife.
I had a version of that happening.
Like, right?
It was like a super old man.
Olivia?
Yeah.
no like somewhat of a version of that happened to me at the pickupal front desk i went to you know
we're going to go play this indoor spot and i go to just walk in and check in and before i can say
anything uh the girl is like ernesto what with this skin really ernesto's your guess that's
just it's either jake Calvin or i want to say or nesto we've got
two reservations tonight. Is it Jacob or Ernesto? Yeah. I thought that was kind of funny.
And you're like, sure. See? Yeah, see, see, see, see. You kind of have a, I think maybe Argentinians are a little bit lighter skin, maybe.
That's fair. So maybe I honestly, as like, if, if you told me without speaking, like, yeah, that guy's actually Hispanic, I'd be like, maybe, maybe.
I'm trying hard to, yeah. Ernesto. And you said.
No.
Barque?
Oh, you don't speak
English?
No.
It was fine.
I was playing with Ernesto.
I tried to tell him that story,
and he didn't quite get it.
I even tried to tell Rachel that story,
and she's like, I don't know what Ernesto looks like.
I was like, yeah, but...
Okay.
You could assume what he does.
Let's do this real quick.
Let's do this real quick and tell me what they look like.
All right?
It's like on the office where he's like,
hey, close your eyes, you know, if I imagine some guy or somebody that says,
oh, yeah, where's a do rag and says, baggy, jeans says, yo, that's shizzle.
Who are you imagining?
A black man?
Nope.
That was a white woman.
Yeah, it's like, you don't have to know Ernesto's like, like, body type.
It's just like, you just have to know that I should never be asked if that's my name.
Yes.
Like, I think Jake is a name that could be multiple different.
races out there right now. I think Ernesto is more likely one versus another. I think Pedro,
Pedro, you're not a Pedro. There's nobody that looks like you named Pedro in Kansas City.
There's not. I met a guy named Beto last night.
Beto? Yeah. Like a Beto O'Rourke for him. Yeah. No English. No English for Beto.
Yeah. I got some good pickleball games in. Yeah. The language of pickleball.
all of us spoken beautifully.
It's a universal language, maybe.
Everyone, everyone
doesn't speak dink.
Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think
this tight beat means that it's going down
with some random thoughts in white meat, too.
Midwest best friends eating fast food
on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun
and go ahead. Get on your feet
because it's a ghost from this podcast.
Can I get something off my chest
around?
Ghost on this podcast. Can I get something
off my chest real quick?
Go ahead.
And I want you guys.
And after this,
kind of taking over the rest of the episodes, make sure this is good.
I want you guys to, I guess relatable or not, dude, poultry of the week, whatever you
want to call it.
Just, I want to get something off my chest.
PDFs can get out of town, dude.
Like, for, for, yeah.
Tell me if you, tell me if you don't relate to this.
PDFs are the printers of the document world where it's like.
Through an old printer way in the dumpster yesterday.
It felt awesome.
Just that plastic clanking around in there.
Did you slam it?
Slame it down in there.
No, it was more of like a shot put.
Okay, good.
I was like, you got to get that thing.
Over the railing.
PDFs, it's just like, like I got sent W9 the other day to fill out.
And it's like, okay, you sent me a blank PDF.
It's like, I got to find out how to edit that somehow or there was one time I was like
trying to merge some, like I have one PDF and that PDF.
I just want to make one PDF out of that.
It's like, that's hard.
Sometimes you try to edit it and it doesn't go in the right spot.
Sometimes they're editable.
Sometimes they're not.
Sometimes you have to download.
some PDF
DocuSign wizard
thing. PDF filler.com
paying $2.99 a year for that.
It just doesn't, it's
harder than it needs to be for something. Like
when it works, it works, but it's like, you never
know. Same with a printer. It's like, I don't know
if this is going to work. I don't know.
And so like,
it's a nice consolidated thing. I like it for
a document that you just need a view.
That's fine. Yeah. Viewing, view only.
It's fine.
But man, there's got to be a better way with the PDFs.
And then Adobe's trying to charge me to look at a PDF.
Acrobat reader.
What are you?
And then sometimes it's like you can sign in and do this.
Sometimes it's like, well, you've got to get this for $2,99.
Oh, you're all out of free doc hub signings.
I am.
See?
You get it now.
I haven't even signed up for that.
There just should be a way to like turn your mouse into a pin and just sign whatever or write whatever or something.
There's got to be a better way.
Even if it's like if you're on your computer trying to fill out a PDF, maybe it connects to your phone and you can just write on your phone, there's got to be a better way out there than just PDFs just being annoying.
So I just want to get that off my chest.
Please validate me.
Here are my thoughts.
I never really thought about PDFs being so bad, but you're kind of speaking my language now.
Thank you.
Here's one thought is I swear people have like extra access to email and stuff.
Like, sometimes you did you do this?
How'd you do this?
Yeah, sometimes people send me a document and you go to click it and it's just like,
it's ready to type right on there.
It's so easy.
I can type whatever I want.
And the great, the great emphasis is sometimes, dude.
Yeah.
You never know.
It's like I'm on GitHub, doc hub, free doc signer.
Dot Hub.
I don't know what I'm really on, but you made it easy for me.
Yep.
Great.
Yep.
And other times it's just a straight PDF.
I can open it in preview.
And then I got to select the text.
tool and you got to drop that, you know, it's just a few extra steps. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah. So I think now
the replacement for the PDF needs to be an editable document, which I know PDF's kind of are.
It's what's supposed to be. It's just not kind enough. Yeah. It's just mean. It's a mean document.
Have you had to mess with PDFs much, timing? Not a lot. I got to say, the ones I have messed with
have been okay. I think that it just took one time of being like, oh, this is weird. I got it.
Yeah, open it in preview. And then.
then I guess there's a way to type.
It's never super seamless, but it's never been like, oh, this is the worst.
And I am pretty adamant that I'm not going to pay somebody to have a convenient way to do this with the PDF.
It doesn't feel good enough to be like, I got to pay some money to be able to access this thing.
I got to sign up for this.
It's like, no, I'm going to like drag and drop from Canva, my text into there if I have to, whatever.
Like, there's got to be a better way, you know?
That's fair.
So, thanks good.
PDF, new, new, if this were a trade Kennedy video, it'd be like, PDF stands for,
please do get frustrated.
Please do.
Please do frustration.
Anyway.
Tim and what would you like to get off your chest?
I know you have a lot to say.
Yeah, I was telling you guys last episode like, Brad, you had that doozy.
I just like, boy, you just, I bet you can't wait to hear mine.
Was what I was telling everybody.
Yeah, you kept being like, I can't talk right now.
I'm saving up for the dude.
doze.
Right.
You're going to drop a doze?
I do.
I have just one funny moment
that I can share.
So that'll work.
Oh boy.
Oh, boy.
Buckle up, Peter Pan.
So for context,
last Saturday,
find out later this was the day
it all went down for you.
First of two,
yeah.
So you tell me whose doozy is bigger after this.
I mean, I bet mine will rival yours.
Very good.
So I shot,
helped film.
a wedding with Nathan Coley. I actually did photos. He did video.
Dream team. Anyway, it was great. We had a good time. I was like,
it was one of those things where you agree to it when it's two months in the future.
So you didn't actually, there's something that's actually going to happen.
Like, it's two months in the future. So it's like, oh, yeah, but obviously it's never
going to come to pass. Like you never really thought you were going to do it? Is that what you mean?
No, no, I did. Just some of the little details that maybe they told you months ago.
How do I explain this? It's just like, oh yeah.
Sounds great. I'll plan on that. But I'm saying yes to it because it's two months in the future. I'll cross that bridge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how to... Future time. Exactly. Yeah. I don't know how to be a wedding photographer. Maybe future time will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got time. Exactly. But it was fun, though. It was like, it was a good context, a good, yeah, environment to learn how to be a wedding photographer because it was just like a vow renewal for this couple that had like gotten married in a courthouse a year before.
cool like it was fine it was like um pretty chill environment so it was just like yeah um family
photos trying to figure out how to pose a couple it was good it was a good learning experience
I was like um the day of like I had done a little bit of prep the days before but like day of
I like meet Nathan at the elate the house I'm sitting on the couch just watching video is like how to
pose a couple I'm like trying to I'll try to remember this I ended up um being like I'm not
going to pretend like I'm some kind of like, you know, years of experience pro. I was like,
we're like, yeah, we're taking the pictures. I'm like, I'm just going to look up some poses if that's
okay. Just like, I had like a Pinterest board. I'll just like scroll through this. They're like,
that's totally fine. Um, but yeah, the girls like on the ground with their hands up, like in between
his legs. Yes. I want to do that one. That was like in that one again, but in water.
We did. Yeah. These people are older. So time and looked up senior picture photos.
seeing your photos.
And so they're up in a tree.
Do you have a truck
you could put one leg up against?
Yeah.
And did you guys bring your letter jacket
or maybe just,
we'll just AI that in later
if you don't have one?
I need, yeah,
I need a brick wall
and I need one now.
Yeah, we can go to the warehouse district
if you want to,
hang up by some rest.
Anyway,
all that to say,
the funny story,
the funny moment was driving home.
We rode together to this wedding.
There's like,
we're driving on the highway.
there's like a strange smell in the air.
Yeah, I can tell you why.
And there's like, you know, there's normal amount of traffic on the road.
I look up ahead, there's like a semi-truck.
So I briefly, I start to say, we're both like, what's that smell?
I'm like, oh, maybe it's like a pig trick.
Ah, it's dumb.
That's dumb.
I like, look at it.
I'm like, oh, that's not the kind that would, like, carry pigs.
Like, and then Nathan, like, laughs at me.
He's like, there's not, no, there's not just like a truck that carries pigs.
I was like, okay, no, I want to defend myself.
Like, they're airplane animals.
Even though I looked at this truck and I'm like, okay, it's not, there's no holes in it.
Yeah.
Like what those, you know, I can.
Horses traveling.
There's like little, you know, slits.
I'm like, but that is a thing.
100%.
And he's like, I don't know, he's kind of not making fun of me, but just like, okay, like I guess so.
He's like, dude, they walk everywhere.
And then.
Like, there's no way to transport them.
And then we're coming up on this truck and I'm like, wait a second.
the smell is getting stronger,
and I think I'm seeing holes,
and Nathan's like, no way.
There's no way this is actually...
And so I got to prove to Nathan
that there are...
there are truck trailers that carry pigs
on the highway,
and we smelled it,
and sure enough,
right when we passed it,
the smell was gone.
I was like,
take that, Nathan.
Yeah.
But that was my...
You owe me a pack of bacon.
Yeah, that's good.
But that was pretty funny.
So both of our stories involved smell.
He's farmed animals.
He consciously,
he consciously thought about this.
He's like,
There's no way there's pigs in trucks.
That's what's funny to me.
I know, it was funny that like...
He's from the Midwest.
At least for a brief moment, it was kind of unbelievable to him.
But then it's not like he didn't believe me.
Yeah.
But I was kind of surprised he hadn't seen this before.
Because I had like road trips to Illinois as a kid.
Like it's pretty common to like pass like, oh, look.
You can see the pigs like up against the side.
You see that pig squirming for his life in there.
It's like 2000.
He knows where he's going.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
They all, pigs stacked up to the ceiling in there.
Yeah, right.
Do you know that Caitlin's
husband, Braden, Carol, his family
are like massive, massive, like, hog farmers.
No, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I mean, not only just in Illinois,
but they've got a whole separate farm in Brazil.
I mean, it might be like a million acres.
It's like so...
A million acres.
So many pigs.
Really?
Yeah.
I think they're like pig moguls.
I think that's what they're called.
Wow.
Pogles.
Swine.
Get on your poegers.
gogill stick.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
And hop in that trailer.
What's,
what's a good
alliteration with swine?
Swine swadgetts.
Swindlers.
Swine swindlers.
Yeah.
Swine sellers.
Swine sellers.
Swine sellers.
They sell swine sellers.
He sells.
He sells.
He sells.
Right.
Yeah.
Carol.
Carol pork.
Bacon.
You weren't satisfied
with my pole stick.
You got to find another one.
No,
you're right.
That's the best we can do.
Cornitas.
Pulled pork
Pulled pork
Pulled pork princes
He's a prince of the pulled pork
It's like royalty down there
Really?
Yachti
So I bet they might have
They use at least probably one truck
I bet they've used a trailer
Honestly I didn't know where a story is going
It's like if we can't get to the bottom of this
I'll text Braden see how they get their pigs to Brazil
A million acres
I don't know but I think like
From what I've heard I've heard this farm is bigger than you can even believe
in Brazil.
Belize.
Maybe it is bigger than Belize.
Yeah.
Bigger than you can Belish.
That's really funny though.
Because he's like, well, I've seen cows.
Yeah, I've seen horses, but like, pigs don't do that.
Like, that's what's funny to me.
It's like, they're all livestock.
Like, they have to transport.
They're pretty similar animals.
No, they, it's like a mobile mechanic.
Like, you go on site to slaughter pigs.
Yeah, no, you go to them.
Yeah.
I'm like, I think that's full of pigs like when pigs fly.
Like, no, they don't.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't.
I think they do drive.
They can't.
If they could, they wouldn't need the trailer.
That's funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't see chicken trucks.
Like, oh, it's true.
Maybe they don't need the ventilation.
They just need a little bit on the bottom or something.
So you don't see.
They're just kind of closed up.
I don't know.
I got a call from one of my good friends,
Alex Dimchuk, the day, who,
You work with Will on some stuff, you know, here and there.
Alex and Will started a business together.
Does it matter about it?
Alex is one of my good friends.
You heard me talk about him before.
He was like, hey, I'm coming to Kansas City for a few days.
It's our year company retreat kind of thing.
We're doing something today.
We'd love to see him.
Like, yeah, let's get lunch.
Let's get breakfast.
He goes, I'll tell you what, tonight, if you want to join,
we're like going to this trivia thing.
I was like, Rachel's having a mahjong night.
I'm freed up.
I'll come.
So I go.
I show up to this place.
and, you know, Alex text me, he's like, hey, sorry,
Will just told me we have to drop a guy off,
so we're going to be like 20 minutes late.
And so I go to trivia.
I'm already like, I know going into it,
they all work together.
You know, but I'm like, that's fine.
It's trivia.
It's not the end of the world.
I'll know Alex and I'll know whatever.
There's a girl, SBU girl.
Thankfully, I had her.
Good memory.
Onica?
Yeah, she was probably sick of me.
Onastate? What's your name?
Yeah, I think Annika.
Anika, sorry.
Did you meet?
There's a girl named Chloe.
I met, you know, you meet five girls at once.
So I don't know if I met her or not.
She's very adamant that her name is Chloe, not Chloe.
Really?
I'm like, Chloe?
And I was like, no.
Don't call her Chloe.
I'm like, yeah, I'm sure that doesn't happen every time.
Anyway, okay.
Maybe I did meet her.
Anyway, but it's just like, it's me and one other guy.
And, yeah, a bunch of girls at trivia that I don't know.
all just like waiting on Alex and Will to get there.
Okay.
Where's the trivia?
Place called L-E-W.
Okay.
Will was like, oh, I've watched a lot of royals games here.
I'm like, I've never heard of this place.
It's just like your typical sports bar, whatever.
But two things to note about trivia.
One, I was having some slumdog millionaire moments.
I was the smartest man in Missouri that night.
They were just asking the perfect questions.
And it kind of fired me up.
I think I would love to go to trivia night with you.
Yeah.
Rachel and I's first date,
which you probably heard me talk about
on the podcast at some point,
was Trivian Night.
It was awful.
It was so hard.
But this was more manageable and more fun.
We would crush us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because there were several things
that I didn't know.
I was like, I know Brad would know this.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, together we would fight.
Yeah.
And we need to bring in like probably Uncle John.
Okay.
Some a little bit more like aged history.
Yeah.
And he just knows a ton of crap.
Yeah.
And then maybe a fourth.
I don't know who would really balance us out.
Like an old lady.
Okay.
Does Uncle John, does he have a mechanical knowledge?
Maybe a little bit.
Should we just bring in?
Oh, Miguel.
Get Miguel there.
He would be there about seven days late.
Yeah, he'd come every other week.
Yeah.
Yeah, I went to Trivia Night.
I don't know when a year ago now with Justin, my friend Justin and a couple of his buddies.
And it was really fun.
Like, because it was like hard enough, but not.
Like, sometimes it was.
It was like, I don't know the, like, it's like, what state is this picture from?
It was like the, uh, back in the day, the Windows XP like background.
Oh, cool.
And it was like, everyone's seen that.
Everyone can guess that's so familiar.
Yeah, everyone can guess a state.
It's not like it's like, I have no idea, you know, like, but it's also like, well, I don't know.
So you got to get, anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the first question of the night is.
Oh, also the trivia that we did at the chicken, not chicken, yeah, it was chicken pickle.
And it was like, so.
slow. Remember that? That was bad. That was real bad. So hopefully it was better than that.
This girl was a pro. I think she even like thanked us at one point. Thank you guys for coming out.
You know, you're you're what makes this job great. Yeah. It's like, oh she, the way she spoke was like,
this is like almost a full-time thing for her. I bet they like travel from place to place every
yeah. I think she does it every night of the week. They have like an app. Sorry for interrupting all these
things. No, we no app. This was analog pin and paper. You're right. That is how they did it.
Yeah. That's how I did it too. We had an app for the other one. The, uh, uh,
chicken to pick a one. Yeah, we did. Okay, sorry. But yeah, you just put them up there and she's like really
quick with. Yeah. Yeah, okay. It was great. Rees every question twice. Yeah. All right. I'll be quiet.
First question of the night. So I'll talk about some of these, but you guys are free to answer.
It was like, this Australian rock band really exemplifies the age old battle between Nicola Tesla and Thomas Edison.
Got it. Good job. I got an Australian rock band. Yeah. Yeah. When you first hear that, I was like,
oh, gosh, is this going to be one of those nights?
Like, what kind of question is this?
I was like, wait, I know this.
Yeah.
And then as the snowball started.
I don't even know if I completely understand, well, is it ACDC?
Yeah.
Okay.
What is the, what is the, I kind of understand a little bit of like Thomas Edison,
electricity, ACDC's electricity.
And that's why I felt like I was just slumdogging, like,
piece of it.
Okay, Niktha Tesla did something because I think he was in,
what's the movie with the twins and the magic, Hugh Jackman?
The prestige.
Yeah, I think they talk about him there.
And the prestige deals with like a,
electricity. That's all I have to go off of. Like, and Tesla's an electric car. You know,
it's like, all right, that must be electricity in Edison. Oh, alternate current. I think they're
Australian. Boom. I go, ACD. Everyone's like, really? I go, I know I'm a better idea. I know I'm the
new guy, but yes. Yeah, you got to, you got to. So right off the bat, like, everyone's like,
are you sure? And I'm going, I've pieced this together. Yeah, I think so. It's Chloe.
All right. I think it's ACD.
All right. Yeah. Great. It was funny. We used to have one of the office girls at K. West. Her name was Chloe. And you remember K. Holiday? Just like this old lady. Maybe she could round out her trivia team if she's still alive. She was old even back in the day. She's been old. She's been old. She's been like in her 60s.
No way. Really? Really? I bet she's wishing you happy birthday in August. She's a good, happy birthday text her. Because she was even saying like she was even doing old lady stuff.
15 years ago, she would call Chloe
Cloid.
There was a D on the, we always noticed it.
Like, why she always called her Cloid?
That was 15 years ago.
If you know this woman, that's just like great.
That's just great K. Holiday in the way.
Coyd, I haven't seen you.
Do older people just add
extra consonants? I wonder because
my grandma calls Wisconsin West Constant.
She just, she does.
She can't close it off that quick.
She can't put a tea on it to help her.
West Constant.
Two T's.
West Constant.
And changes Wist to West.
I've heard that.
West Constant.
West Constant.
That's a little bit of like, some people say that.
The T's are pretty awesome.
It almost sounds like it's like a verb.
Like, yeah, we've been West Constant for a while now.
It's like you're fasting.
Yeah.
My grandma, probably the last 10 years of her life,
had trouble with Netflix and getting those continents in all sorts of places.
It was always knelt.
Neltflix.
NeltFix.
Neltsflex, Nelts Fox.
I bet Caitlin,
speech bath, I bet she could have worked on that.
Some explanation for it at least.
Oh, yeah, probably.
Yeah, maybe it's something with the tongues.
Tongues are the thing that never stop growing.
That's right.
And so, like, eventually that's why old people...
Pitch it's harder to talk.
Yeah, that's why old people...
Our teeth shave them down, I think.
So when you start losing your teeth,
and the tongue is out of control.
Dundress can't do it quite the same.
And then my other thing to know from Trivia Night
is, is there anything where,
than having the right answer
and your team not going with it in trivia.
Yeah.
It's a circle of,
like,
okay,
okay,
tell me,
tell me what happened.
Just like when you're like,
you're not,
you're not 100% sure,
but you feel like you're like,
this was a pretty good guess.
Okay,
so you're not 100% sure.
All right,
what else?
You're like,
oh,
okay,
I should have stood up for myself
a little more there.
It's like when you're on the,
you're providing the hints and code names
and the team that's guessing for you,
like,
Immediately.
They're like, he wouldn't have thought this.
There's one teammate that's like this, this and this.
And you're like, oh, great, they got it.
And then everyone else's like, well, let's think through the other options.
Which I'm guilty of being the one that's like, let's not, you know, let's take our time and like think through the things.
But it's like, oh, you need.
Don't overthink it.
Yeah.
I was listening to a podcast about intuition and how valuable it is and how like how we should rely on it even more than what.
You know, you always hear like to trust your gut, but there is real science behind trusting your gut.
Yeah.
And they even talked about Magnus Carlson, best chess player alive, maybe best chess player ever.
And he said, if when I do take a little more time than usual to make a move, when I've gone back and studied it, I made the wrong move.
He's like, my gut instinct is always right, which is kind of impressive.
They did other studies, too, to kind of help prove it.
But, yeah, instinct is powerful.
Code names.
So one early on was like this movie featured a prisoner crawling multiple football field.
to get out and yada yeah there are a couple other details that I didn't quite understand
do you have a guess based off of kind of that piece together yeah yeah great what else
so I've never even seen I mean maybe I've seen bits of piece of shawshank I know you know
that's what happened the main character what's name Robinson that's his acting name
uh Andy Dufrein yeah yeah um and a new frame and he and Morgan Freeman and I know he like
kind of scratches and claws and claws out of prison.
That's all I know.
You got it.
So I was like, I mean, it's got to be Shashank, right?
I mean, I don't know.
I haven't seen every prisoner movie.
I haven't even seen Shoshang.
And this other guy is like, what's that Adam Sandler movie with football?
Oh, he was fixated on football.
I go to the longest yard.
He goes, that's it.
Prisoners?
That's not a terrible guess.
It's not long.
No one, I'm so familiar with that movie.
No one's crawling.
No one's crawling out of prison.
Oh, that's tough.
When you're like, I know yours isn't right, but I'm not positive.
if mine's right. I'm the new guy.
I know it's not.
Someone else said prison break. I'm like,
that's not even a TV show.
That's a TV show that got canceled too early.
On Fox.
Golden Age of Fox.
I think it's sausage.
Back me up, Cloe.
Do I hear, yeah, do you hear an eye
from Claw?
Dude.
Vote of confidence from Cloid.
So, yeah, the situation is hard
because you're not.
I'm the new guy.
I don't know any of these people.
And you probably would put your confidence in that answer at maybe 80 to 90%.
Yeah.
You're not like you got you're not going to like put your flag down and be like,
you got to listen to me because then if they if you're wrong,
then they're going to be like, I, Jake, you know.
Yeah, I can't lose my relational equity early in the night.
I'm trying to slowly build it up, which I thought I did with ACDC right off the rent.
Yeah, that's interesting.
I wonder why they, why they mentioned the football field saying because I don't,
maybe there's football fields that he goes underneath and Shawshank,
I don't remember seeing that.
That part did throw me off.
I was like,
I was saying he crawled under football fields.
Maybe he did.
I don't know the movie,
so I don't know,
but I feel like it's the one prison movie where he crawls.
And maybe,
you know,
Morgan Freeman's kind of the narrates parts.
And maybe he said like,
he crawled this minute.
That's equivalent to two football fields.
Yeah,
I can hear maybe that quote or something,
but,
oh, that's a bummer.
So Longest Yard,
Long as not a terrible answer either.
That's the thing.
It's like,
yes,
it's football in prison,
but I know that.
I've seen the old version.
I've seen the new version.
You're like, I know that movie.
It's not that one.
No one cross.
I promise it's not that one.
I promise it's not that one.
I promise not that one.
That's what I would have done.
But yeah, I'm not going to steam wrong.
Yeah.
I've never met.
Oh, it's not that dumb answer.
No, no, no.
Let's keep thinking.
It's definitely not that.
It's a comedy.
You don't, you think the long as your, yeah.
Got a few others for you guys.
This one, once again, it's hard to remember all the questions exactly.
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they said producer.
Like, this producer did, um, did national treasure as well as
Pirates to the Caribbean and this other movie that I can't remember.
Okay.
So, you know what?
I have a guess.
Do you have a guess?
No, I can't even think that.
I know the director of Pride to the Caribbean, I think.
Oh, shoot.
And I think it was producer.
And like, Spielberg produces a lot of stuff.
Yeah, so that was one of the things worth doing out there.
I was going to say Jerry Bruckheimer.
Ding, ding, ding.
Get on my level, K.
Let's go, Corey.
Bring it, call.
Give me those free chips in case those gift certificate that we're going to win.
Okay.
Dude.
Yes.
We got to go.
Next week,
I would love to go
to Trivian Night with you.
Because we're going to get
so many stories out of it.
Well, yeah,
I might have some stuff
to do with my basement,
but if not,
I'd love to.
You trip me up, though.
I would have started
second guessing myself
because I, as a non-movie expert,
when you said director,
producer,
I was like,
I don't know the difference,
really, to be honest.
Exactly.
That's where I was like,
I couldn't fully plant my flags.
Like, I don't know who does what.
Because people are here
are going, Michael Bay.
I'm going,
definitely not don't think it's that it's he's like the transformers guy i'm like he's known for like
cg.i and explosions right yeah this is pirates of the Caribbean and national treasure i'm like i very
familiar national treasure pretty sure michael but someone else start james cameron i go pretty sure
it's not jim cameron we would we would know if he was working on an avatar this entire time
yeah so i'm able to like roll out the ones that are not it in my head and we're going
just to alex had arrived at this point i'm going what you know about jerry bruckheimer he goes
I don't know.
We know about Jerry Brookhead.
I'm like trying to start an insurrection one by one.
Hey, somebody,
somebody sneezing go,
Brokheimer real quick.
I thought I heard someone over there,
someone who works here was saying Jerry Bruchheimer.
Guys,
I heard the table behind us,
there's this movie expert,
and they think it's Jerry Bruchheimer.
Jerry Bruchheimer sounds like somebody you
graduated high school with.
Oh, geez, you're what Jerry Bruchheimer's up to now?
Yeah, he's still working at Harder House.
What is Harder House?
gas or it's their grocery store
that's a perfect like specific
example yeah he's still
hucking it harder he's doing
he's doing backstock at harder
Jerry backstock
Jerry backstock
Jerry Brugheimer
yeah
haven't heard of him for a while but I
good job I feel like that was his style of movie
yeah I couldn't have told you anything else he did though
that's where it was like how did I know
how do I just pull that out are you just truly being like
I feel like he was at the end credits
I think it's like I've just seen National Treasure
or 12 times. I think I saw his name. Yeah, that would make sense. I don't know why I knew that.
I feel like the Pirates of the Caribbean was like a big deal. Maybe, yeah, I don't know.
It was, maybe I've seen it in the credits of the soundtrack or what. I don't know. And there was
a third movie. I don't think I'd seen it, so it didn't really help me. But dang, he's still going.
What was it? What other movies you got? Top Gun Maverick. F1. That's what it was.
That's what it was. Honestly, that might have threw me off. I would know.
If it was just those two, yeah, you're brocken.
my first thought was the National Treasure for some reason I knew I had a feeling that was him yeah I could see it like gold riding like you know when it's something to Spielberg to Spielberg is gold almost every time it's like that Spielberg didn't do national treasure
like he works with Tom Hanks slot too so if it's a Tom Hanks movie you can kind of just assume like it's a Spielberg yeah like I don't think Spielberg's doing nicholas cage but he also that's like producer made me think Spielberg because I just happened to like hear about I think he's like not directing a lot anymore but he produces stuff all the time like maybe he did produce yeah so
I'd be like,
okay,
there's a chance.
Give me a one minute
explanation of the difference.
I think producers,
like,
they have,
I'm going to say it wrong.
Go ahead.
I think it's like,
we do that all the time.
Big, good,
like creative,
like creative vision,
good to be like,
I think that they're pretty in charge.
The director is like,
the main,
okay,
they can make these specific creative decisions,
but the producers are like,
we kind of have more of the money,
I think.
I think it's like the money.
That's interesting.
So they're both on set.
Yeah,
I think producers are on set a lot.
Not all the time, though.
But is one of them handle more of the post versus the other?
Like the editing and the...
I bet the...
I don't know.
I think the producer, like, is really involved, but the director...
Directors probably hands off after the movie shot, right?
I doubt it.
No, I think director is going to be hands-on all the time.
The director's the one that gets all to shine, right?
Yeah.
Like Scorsese, Spielberg, those guys are directors?
Yeah, well...
You see, like, executive producer, Patrick Mahomes, on something.
Yeah, Kevin Hart.
I don't think they're in charge.
Executive producer is what I think is more like,
they just,
their money was in it.
Or their production studio.
I don't know if their mind was in it.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I think producer, yeah, I don't know.
I see it.
There's a meme where it's like a director is like,
there's a director and a bunch of producers behind him
and the director has like a thought bubble.
It's like, I can't wait to see like,
what am I going to do with this scene?
And all the producers are thinking,
I'm directing this movie.
So it's like, I think that producers have a lot of say.
I don't know.
Huh.
Okay.
I know.
a joke in a stand-up set that he was raised by his mom, but he was executive produced by his dad,
which I think meant, like, his mom did all work, but his dad signed off on it. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah. That's a funny joke. I know in the little projects I've done, middle school Maddox or whatever,
these other things, producer was like, logistics guy, where it's like, there was no creative
vision. You're a producer. You were like, you get the legal sign-offs. You get permission to shoot
here. You get, you know, that. And I was like, oh, is that what Spielberg? You know, I'm like,
that looks so boring. A lot of things. Yeah.
I don't know.
But I think I explained it perfectly.
I'd take my word for it, I'd say.
Thank you.
Yeah.
We got any more questions?
I like these.
Two more than I can remember.
We're three for three so far.
You're doing phenomenal.
Thank you.
All right.
So this one was,
this state has the lowest,
U.S. state has the lowest population
of states east of the Mississippi.
Okay.
Oh, interesting.
East of the Mississippi.
This is where I would need you or somebody else.
Catherine would do pretty good at this,
I bet.
not a geography guy now. I was able to pretty
confidently narrow it down to two. Have I told you,
sorry, I was thinking about maps. Haddy,
I think when she turns, maybe next year,
she has to draw a map of the world from scratch
and she's going to be able to do it.
I'd like to take on that project with her. That sounds awesome.
Yeah. She's already kind of, she can do like
Europe and Africa, I think. Really?
I mean, he's kind of, yeah, whatever.
That's cool. Whereas I'm like, is Tennessee's.
I think it's right on the Mississippi, isn't it?
miss is. Anyway, um, wow. That is remarkable to me. It's cool. Truly. Yeah. I mean, especially to me as
the people who listen can. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, she was like looking at a middle. I'm going to get
rolled in whatever hat he's doing. Give me in CC. Okay. I think she's really learning. Truly. It's wild.
Wow. All right. Oh, let's brainstorm. Okay. I mean, or maybe we should trust our intuition and say,
you know, really small. Rhode Island is really small. But is that like, that's not going to
be the answer. I think it's too easy
even answer. Yeah. Personally. That's
my personal opinion. No, that's valid. I'm not going to
be the one that's... East of the Mississippi.
East of the Mississippi.
Is it a northeastern state like that?
Is it Maine? Maine? Yeah, Maine is like
there's a lot of beautiful countryside, maybe not a lot of
people. Because it's just straight up population, right? Jake,
it's not per capita or anything like that. Total population.
There's also just like
desolate areas probably down south.
Like Mississippi, or no. Yeah, Mississippi is pretty
big. Mississippi doesn't really have very many
cities though.
Like, yeah, has Jackson?
Mississippi, yeah, is like
poorness level?
Does that equip, is that like,
does that have to do with population?
Yeah.
I think Mississippi's like the poorest state or something.
I don't know what else beyond.
That's why you can make cheap movies there.
Like, like all the other states,
Louisiana has New Orleans.
Obviously, Alabama has Birmingham, Montgomery.
Like, those pretty big states,
are those cities.
I would feel fine with Maine.
But that's just because I,
I couldn't even like list most states east of the Mississippi.
I was like,
I don't know what this Mississippi is.
What do you mean east?
Maine doesn't,
Maine doesn't hurt my guess either
because it's just up there.
It's, it's,
yeah,
I like one of the M states,
Maine or Mississippi.
Is there any other things we're not thinking of?
I'm trying to think of the map.
Everything I haven't said,
I'm not thinking of.
Tennessee is big.
Kentucky.
It's got stuff.
It's got Lexington, Louis.
No, it's not Kentucky.
Stuff everywhere.
Mississippi feels all right,
but it feels like Maine.
Let's go Maine.
Let's lock in Maine.
I'm fine with Maine.
We're locking in Maine.
You guys didn't do as good with this one.
But that's where we would be a good team.
Did we not hit any of them?
No.
Oh, okay.
Let's think then.
Let's keep thinking.
I'm done thinking.
I narrowed it down to two.
I'm done.
It's over for me.
I said all the things I thought.
I can't think anymore.
He's on empty right now.
You narrowed down two.
Okay.
Let's talk about Vermont.
let's talk about New Hampshire. Let's talk about...
Is Delaware a state?
Delaware is a good thought, too.
Okay.
That's one of the really small ones, I think.
I think Vermont and New Hampshire are smaller.
See, Jake would know this for sure.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's got to be one of those then.
It's not...
We were overthinking it.
Delaware, I never hear about Delaware.
Maybe nothing happens there.
Maybe there's no people for things to happen to.
They got big corporations there because it tax things.
A lot of LCs there.
All right, let's go Delaware.
Sure.
No.
Yeah, you go Delaware.
I'm going to go to, uh,
Vermont.
Ding, ding, ding.
Good job.
Really?
Yeah, good job.
I don't know.
That seems like a crap shoot, though, a little bit.
You knew it right away?
Or?
I mean, right away, I go to the Northeast.
For sure, it's got to be one of those.
And then, yeah, right away, I was just like,
okay, it's got to be Vermont or New Hampshire.
Does anyone know anything specific between there?
And then because, you know, Chloe's friend had been to Maine,
we went with Maine.
I'm like, I've been to Maine.
Yeah, I've been to all of these.
I could have told you.
I called bartering, they're dickering.
I've been all of it
I've driven through Vermont
I've been to Vermont multiple times
there's not a lot of people there
I can't even name you a city in Vermont
Montpelier
that's it
See I didn't know if that was the capital
New Hampshire or not
but because they're like the same state to me
I don't know a single
different thing about them but
and then you know five minutes later
like all right and the correct answer
number seven was Vermont like oh Vermont
did we say Vermont
that's tough
yeah we did
we said it
oh yeah we did
a Jerry Breckheimer guy was saying it
Okay, can you look up, did you look up the population?
Yeah, I looked up Mississippi.
Mississippi is way bigger than all these.
Yeah, way bigger in all these states.
That's dumb.
I was dumb.
I was dumb. I overthought it.
Briefly from what I remember, I think like Rhode Island's got about a million.
Delaware has got about a million.
Even New Hampshire might have a million.
And then Vermont is like 600,000.
Wow.
Way lower.
Yeah.
Wow.
Dang.
600,000.
Yeah, of course, Mississippi's got more than 600,000.
Jackson's probably.
Not however many, I don't know.
Jackson, Mississippi.
Oh.
Let's keep doing your thing.
That reminded me of something.
Go ahead.
Bruno Mars.
I have one more that I can think of.
This one.
Mississippi, 145,000 people.
That's why.
Put my hand up.
This was on me.
But they go, okay, it's 8 p.m. in Kansas City right now.
What time is it right now in Japan?
I go, boom.
Been ready for this.
All right.
Let's think.
I was just because we're doing business overseas.
I'm like, all right, I'm always trying to figure out the time zone.
We just talked to someone on the phone in Hong Kong yesterday.
He was 13 hours ahead of us.
So how much further east is Japan?
I go, it's either 14 or 15.
And then I made the mistake of saying, what do we think?
Do we think it's 10 a.m. or 11 a.m.?
And we chose incorrectly.
But you should have, I should have asked you guys.
Dang it.
I just went off there.
No, that's okay.
I would have.
I would have,
I would have,
I would have,
I would have had nothing,
Jake.
You know that.
Brad would have had something,
though.
I would have tried,
but I would have,
it was,
no,
that's,
that's something I don't have.
Okay.
I,
when I lived in Spain,
it was like six hours
difference maybe or something,
so I would have been able to,
like,
maybe guess something
in that region,
but like,
yeah,
no idea.
And I wouldn't have known
to go forward
or backwards.
No,
I wouldn't have,
wouldn't have known.
So,
so you were right,
though,
it was just a matter of,
of like one hour versus the other. It's either 10 or 11, and then I go, let's go 11, and I got it wrong.
It was on me. Yeah. But I really did have fun. Yeah. It wasn't too hard. I mean, there are some
that are impossible, but. Well, even that question, though, it's like, you can at least guess something.
Yeah. It's not like, I don't even know, you know, anything, the category, you know. But it was fun.
There was one specific question I thought of you. I was like, Brad would have got this to where they're like,
there was like a sounds around. We're like, we're just going to play noises. It could be a singer or
interview, like, tell us who it is or who sung it.
And it was just like this random, just like press conference.
Like, whose voice is this?
I go, that's Max Crosby.
And everyone's like, who?
What?
I go, write it down.
You knew Max Crosby.
M-A-X-X.
Yeah, two X's on there.
Yeah.
Who's Max Crosby, timing?
I have no idea.
It's Bing's son-in-law.
Yeah, it's the modern-day crooner, Max Crosby.
It's a football player.
he played for Oklahoma City Thunder.
Wow.
Yeah, I had a blast.
It was fun.
We should go sometime.
Okay.
Yeah, that's funny.
I remember when we did the trivia,
they did like an eight bit.
You know what that is like that kind of like old school music.
Mario type.
Yeah, music, but like for like modern songs.
So it's like, okay.
Oh, you'd be great at that.
That was fun.
Yeah.
Because like at first you're like, I don't know,
but then like one little up and down of some notes.
It was like, oh, can't hold this.
Maclemore, you know, whatever.
Okay.
I'm going to fired out.
We got to do this, guys.
Yeah?
Tuesday nights.
Lose.
Come on.
Lose.
It's time and allowed.
21 over?
Probably not.
I'm going to be fake.
Yeah, that's right.
Trivia ID.
McLevin.
Oh, man.
I just got a wave of tiredness, fatigue.
It's probably because you're watching me in pajamas.
Honestly, dude.
I think those pajamas look so comfortable.
I was going to do a Mager Roasters ad,
but let's do a Cozy Earth ad and Maceroasters.
Maybe together.
Honestly, I didn't even think about the fact that these were a cozy earth pajamas.
I was thinking like,
Yeah, you need caffeine because you've been looking at me in pajamas.
I think...
Combo!
I think, honestly, I really love coffee.
Okay.
Let me be honest.
Okay, okay.
Let me just like open up real quick and say, I love coffee.
Yeah, thanks to being vulnerable.
Oh, I just got a text from old Zach.
He said, hey, just woke up.
He just woke up.
Anything that we can do to, like, kind of just bring a pep to our step.
And I was like, yeah, have some coffee.
Mastriroasters.com for all.
of your favorite coffee needs. Yeah, they will hook it up and they will hook it up good. That's right. And they
will hook it up brown. That's right. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I don't know what else to say
except for just, it's so good. I don't know if they have like a slogan, so to speak, but if I could
suggest one, what can Brown do for you? That's so good. How do like the sound of that? Yeah.
Everything it sells brown, beans, grounds. What about like? What can ground do for you?
Brown in your coffee is better than brown in your basement.
What about that?
Or maybe...
Or what about...
I'm going to need help with the second part of this,
but the best part of waking up...
Is major roasters in your cup?
Oh, yes, Ryan.
It's a mud.
I like that even more than the brown thing.
What about...
What about...
Dude, what about if they just ship...
They're in from Napping, Indiana,
family-owned business,
small town supporting the local economy there.
You know, it's a great place.
but what if they just decided, why don't we just move our outfit, you know, mistake on the lake, Cleveland, Ohio.
Okay.
Just call themselves Cleveland Browns.
Ooh.
That's a pretty catchy name.
Yeah.
Cleveland, the Cleveland Browns.
It's a coffee shop called the Cleveland Browns.
Put your money where your name is.
I would probably go to, I would get Cleveland Browns.com as a domain just in case.
Yeah.
Cleveland Browns.com.
What can Browns do for you?
Yeah.
You'll find out.
Okay.
Get some of Brad's toilet paper.
Get some Main Street.
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They go together. It's a wonderful one-two combination. Lamb and tuna fish. That's a great. That's a
great reference. Truly, though, like when you wake up and you have cozy earth on, there's nothing
cozier than a nice cup of Joe. I would say best part of waking up is cozy.
earth with your it and saying what's up and see cups it's coffee cups so um yeah cozyerth
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notice one thing that wasn't on dibs or trash is a whole box of cozy earth towels just found him in my
garage oh honestly me i should give those to you well you think about it you could use it for the
Airbnb actually i could use it for the Airbnb i don't think we need more it was a fun discovery i was
like what's in this box boom whoa it's
unused. Oh. You use them. They're yours. Honestly, if you want it for the Airbnb, you can have them, though.
I would absolutely use them for Airbnb. Yeah. Yeah. We're good on towels. Okay. Because Cozier towels are
amazing. I was to say, everything. But when there's only two people in a house, it doesn't take a ton of towels.
Everything, everything you think, like, oh, that's, I like my towel, fine. You get, you get one of their
towels is like, what is this crap. You know, like, compared to Cozier, is what I'm saying.
Like, best part of showering off. Oh, is Main Street.
No.
Gosh,
Garn it, dude.
And not what I was looking for.
Well,
once you're out of the shower,
you're having more coffee.
You're cold.
Is Cozy Earth in your trough?
Yes.
Because it has to be out.
It's all over you.
Showering off.
Driving off.
What do you say?
Yeah, I said showering off.
It's not the easiest setup.
That's why I,
that's your fault that I struggle.
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Time and drove past that pig trader.
It was like, that's a lot of nibbles.
All right. Adam Kosh, friend of the podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Been to, he's getting married soon, to a girl in Iowa, from Iowa.
Corn fed.
Getting married in Texas, though, so beef.
They probably transported on a truck.
He, as a side hustle, DJ's weddings sometimes.
Okay, nice.
And he was recently this past weekend, DJing a wedding.
And he's like, you will not believe all.
the songs on this couple's, uh, do not play list. Oh, do not play. Yes. Okay. And so he sent this,
uh, note, like screenshot of this note. And I was appalled. Immediately. I was like, and,
and for the background a little bit, most of these are, I don't even think they're inappropriate,
but it's just all bad bunny songs. Yeah. Making a political statement. Whatever. It was like the chicks.
I liked them in there with the Dixie Chicks, but not anymore. Um, yeah, Lady A.
and bad body
all this people have gone woke
these guys
they work for a very large church in Dallas
so I'm not gonna say it's watermark
or anything but okay
but
so maybe it's like a little bit of like
I don't know you gotta be careful about what you're playing
but like okay
one of my favorite ones on all this
anyway we'll go through them
I got a feel him by black eyed piece
I want up and down as far as like
would you ban this song
as far as like your preference
It's not always like if it's appropriate or not.
But just like, do I want this plate at my wedding?
Is that the thumbs up, thumbs down?
I'm willing to go thumbs down.
Really?
I'm out on that song.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to say that mine is, would I be like excited to be dancing to this?
I'm not going to say necessarily like, because I can't.
There's about 40 songs in the list.
How long are we going to take?
I'm going to elaborate on everyone.
I'm kidding.
No, I'm going to say, uh, is that?
I only know the beginning of it.
What's the chorus?
It's going to take a while if we let time and do something.
Tonight's night.
Let's live it up.
I got my money.
I got my answer.
Go up my cup.
That's probably what it is.
I got my cup too.
Go on and smash it.
They don't promote vandalism.
I like that song.
All right.
It's a lot of millennial like probably like they're like we don't want to
millennial.
We don't want the millennial stuff.
Second song just hurt me.
Yeah, by Usher.
on the on the band playlist why not the the list is called songs we do not want played they didn't put in all caps
they put it in quotes sorry no that was my those were my caps okay your caps look like do not
sorry I had my hit one hand songs that do not want played uh crazy that song gets people going
that's how you get people back onto the dance floor after a slow song or after you had to make an announcement
Listen, you're going to want that song.
Ludacris says some things in that song.
But he says him fast.
Yeah, grandmas aren't understanding what they're saying.
Hold the head steady.
I'm a milk the cow.
We're talking farming.
We're all farmers here, Cully.
Yeah, put them in the trailer.
Yeah, million acres.
All right.
Shut up and dance by Walk the Moon.
Some thumbs up for me.
Listen, that one's good.
I have so many that are like this.
That are just...
That's fine.
You know what?
Shut up and dance normal.
Shut up and dance remix.
Now we're talking.
Just like go find one.
Sure.
They probably have a bunch of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
YMCA.
I don't need that in my wedding.
Yeah, I'm fine without it.
This is my favorite one in the whole thing.
Like, you, I would never guess, white dress by Ben Rector.
They were out on that?
And they banned it.
But I mean, why was that, why would that ever be played at the wedding reception?
I don't know.
It's like, hey, don't.
Can you not play Waiting on the World to Change by John Mayer?
It's like, okay, I won't.
But it's never, ever been on a wedding.
Yeah, like nothing else.
Like there's a pit bull song, there's a 50-sit song.
There's a Ben Rector song.
White dressed by Ben Rector is really funny.
Cupid Shuffle.
I'm okay with that.
I don't know how it goes.
Really?
It's garbage.
Not by the title alone.
I love Cubish.
I'm okay with the stare.
If every single song is the classic like wedding song like Cupid Shuffle, it's like that's not good.
But I'm okay throwing a Cupid in there.
I'm okay.
How many are you willing to throw in?
in three hours of dancing,
can you contain the Cupid Shuffle?
Yes.
The Chachaw Slide.
Yes.
The wobble?
Wobbles out.
Wobbles out.
Wobbles fun,
but wobble is a little bit like slower.
I don't know.
It's long from what I remember.
They're all long.
It's a long guy.
Cupid Shuffle?
Yeah, maybe it's kind of long.
YMCA.
I'll throw that in there as far as chanty like Simon says type songs.
YMCA I'm okay with taking out.
Okay.
That one.
You want like one per hour.
Why the YMCA is fun
But what do you do in the meantime?
I just keep it going
I don't want to lose rhythm
I always do this
Young man
Is that what you're supposed to do
To do
Dada
Zas
And like this is
That's boring
And so it's like
YMCA's fine
But it's not
It's not moving the needle for me
Um
Wobble also on the list
Trot-THA slide also on the list
Low by Flowrider
Come on.
We want to dance or not?
You prudes?
Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.
Oh, come on.
I mean, it's, I like that song, but I don't, I just wouldn't do it because the vibes are
Yeah, that's just one of these, right?
It's more of a sing-along, not dance-along.
Really?
I feel like that's, like popular.
Maybe not.
I think it's popular.
It's just not by, I'm into so much less weddings than you guys, but like, I feel like
that's at most of the ones that have had that have had dancing.
I like that one a lot, too.
want to be by spice girls this is where it started feeling like it was just a little bit of a generational
attack yeah girls love that song wait that's oh tell you want to be at yeah yeah yeah that one is
actually sing alongie but you don't hear that one just thought about being there and hearing i'm
gonna say thumbs down really sorry i went the other way on that one i'm good with that that one
punches right off the bat yo it's a good start you can't you have to really focus
on the first 10 seconds of a song
because that's when people get off the dance floors.
Even if it's like, oh, it's kind of a fun song,
but it's not going to get going for another minute.
You make a good point.
You're not going to, yeah, you can't awkwardly, like, saunter off
and that's starting.
Everybody by Backstreet Boys.
Is that everybody?
Yeah, that one's fine.
Yeah, it's okay.
That one has, they have the,
they have a word in there.
Find me a remix, Mama.
That's fun.
Every.
Yeah, something like that.
All right.
Little,
little,
stick with the original.
Yeah, actually.
I like that.
Hot in here by Nelly.
I can understand that one.
That one,
I was very uncomfortable as a kid
with that song.
Really?
I've been on record.
I know the Weird Al version
so well that I am like,
yeah,
you can play that one
and I'll just have the weird L lyrics
going on my head.
Okay.
Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO.
I love that song.
Remind me how it goes.
Party rockers in the house tonight.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then they get into it.
Hands up, thumbs up.
Pose your hands up.
Hands up.
Pose your hands up.
Oh, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Party rockers in.
I had a friend who went on a multiple hour flight and looped that the entire time.
Where was Zach flying to?
I don't.
It was not Zach, and I don't know where she was flying to.
But that's weird.
The whole time.
And the song came out, probably when that.
that person was born or something, right?
I mean, it came out like, 07?
Yeah.
That's wild.
That's insane.
No, it was not that old.
It was in college.
Really?
Yeah.
So maybe like, but still like 2011, 2012 maybe.
Okay.
Shake it off, Taylor Swift.
I'm okay with not hearing that.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I like, listen, most of these are just like this.
This sick beat.
It's a sick beat.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's great.
It's a sick beat.
This is how we do it by Montel Jordan.
I'm okay with this one because it's kind of slow,
but it's a fun song.
Remix.
Where's this database of remixes?
Get bad bunny on that track.
YouTube, it's great.
All these independent artists are always trying to get popular
by making their remixes.
You find some diamonds in the rough.
You've got to make sure you don't play an ad.
YouTube Prime.
No, go and just download offline.
Have a plan.
Yes, very good.
This is how we do it by,
no, Hips Don't Lie by Shakira.
Oh, it's fine.
You know, I'm tired of the reference, like, colloquially and like, oh, his hips don't lie.
I'm so tired of hearing that, but I'm not tired of the song.
That song is so funny.
Her voice is so not good at that part.
It's so funny.
It's like.
That's her voice.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, that's the little I've heard of her, but it's like, wow, I sound good.
This is one of those ones that I completely agree with for whatever reason.
I've never understood the hype for this song, Fireball by Pitbull.
And the song is.
Fireball.
It's fine.
I'll go sideways on that one.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would never be like, you had to play fireball.
Hey, play fireball to get the people going.
It's a good like, hey, we just need a, we just need a song that's going to be just right in the middle.
We don't have to do all these.
Cotton I Joe, another one that's like, you can't put too many of those in there.
I'm also not a fan of the Cotton Eye Joe dance, really.
Yeah, and it's wedding in Texas, so they will be dancing, like their little line dance to kick
her boots up.
Into club by 50 cent.
Oh,
come on.
Yeah?
Come on.
How does that one go?
Don't go shoddy.
It's your birthday.
That one's just, I don't know if it's a great dance song, but great song.
Great song.
Great music.
Yeah.
Truth hurts by Lizzo.
Oh.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
No one's got,
I can ask for that.
Yeah.
Exactly.
No one's, no one's like, hey, can you play white dress by
Ben Rector real quick.
It followed up a little truth hurts.
Sexy back.
Justin Debray, like, I love that song.
I like dancing that song.
I don't know if I love that song.
Yeah, that was fun.
That's got a fun beat too as well.
Yeah.
Good as heck by Lizzo.
Macarena.
Yeah, Macarena.
No?
No.
Macarena's kind of fun, dude.
Anything that could tell white people how to dance,
it's like, go ahead.
I've got my own.
Ignition by R. Kelly.
They didn't put an ignition remix, though.
They don't separate the art from the artist down there.
That's right.
And then the next bullet boy is just Lizzo.
You know what?
I thought about just any Lizzo, actually.
I'll kind of round it out here.
We just got a few more.
It looks like this is even the whole list.
But Return of the Mac.
You know that song?
Return of the Mac.
Once again.
Ice Ice Baby.
It's so funny to think about that song specifically.
Return to the Mac.
Oh, remember that old 80s song?
Yeah, we got to take that.
Don't play that.
Yeah.
I don't even think of that.
They probably just went to a playlist and they're like, we don't want to, anyway, Ice Ice Baby.
Ice Ice Baby is one of my least favorite songs, I think.
It's so boring.
It's awesome.
Have you seen the interview of people's claiming he stole it from Queen?
I don't think so.
Oh, yeah, he totally did.
It's the same exact melody.
He's saying he did it?
So he's like, how does he say it?
He's like, it's not the same thing.
So like the Queen, what is the Queen song?
I can't even think of it now?
Under pressure.
Oh, yeah, under pressure.
Yeah, he's got this funny, but he's like, under pressure is, dun, dun, dun, da, da, dun.
He's like, ice-sized baby is, dun, dun, da-da-dan, dun.
It's like, so barely that off.
It's like, dude, you sound ridiculous.
It's the same thing, yeah.
Yeah, it's so the same thing.
How do you get away with that?
Well, you can always do it and, like, say you've sampled somebody else's a song.
A lot of times that's what happens, right?
Like, they just have to give some of their royalties.
Yeah.
Like, what's the song by Robin Thed?
that's so popular.
Blurred lines.
That's like a song from back in the seven.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Or Katie Perry did that with Roar.
No, not Roar.
With the flame, Joyful Noise.
Oh, yeah.
But she didn't get permission there.
No, she didn't, but I think Flame, like,
it's like, hey, that's my song.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's tons of stuff like that.
That's funny that ice ice, like,
vanilla ice was like...
No, no, it's different.
It's way.
different, dude. Yeah. I'm a musician. Trust me. Yeah, sampling is everywhere there. You'll find
these, like, TikTok account sometimes. It's like, this guy just showing you all these samples,
like, dude, is there any original music? Or, you know, just a sense of like everything is,
like, kind of, you know, still like an artist. It's taken and pitched up and, you know, stretched
out or whatever. It's kind of impressive. It's still artistry, which is different. I've watched
a quick little real interview with Dave Grohl, who's the lead singer of Food Fighters,
but it was also the drummer of Nirvana. I didn't know that. I know. Good for him.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Two really successful bands.
Yeah, he was just a drummer.
And then all of a sudden he's like,
I'm just going to be the lead guy and be even more popular probably,
or at least semi.
Smells like,
what was that,
pig farm or teen spirit in here?
That song,
smells like teen spirit.
He's like,
I took the drums.
Like I was inspired by these like disco like drums back in the day.
Oh, really?
Yeah, from this day.
That song is really good.
Yeah.
I love that song.
But like the very beginning of it where it's like,
do-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-ch.
Like that part is from.
He's like, yeah.
Someone else's.
Yeah, there's some other song.
Anyway.
Okay, a few more.
Pip, just all of Pitbull, all of Drake.
No hands by walk a flock of flame.
And then.
Oh, that's a fun dance at song.
I know.
And then the one that, I don't know about it.
I understand why they would say no to this one,
but get low by Lil John.
Man, that song hit in seventh grade.
Man, that song hit at the seventh grade dances.
There's a part in our wedding video where Josh Mayer is like singing to that song.
He's like, you know, the party's kind of starting.
We're about to get low a little bit.
Ronald.
He kind of like tries to do it on the camera.
It's great.
That's awesome.
So anyway, I don't know what he played.
I was like, well, it's left.
He kind of left just Bruno Mars there to clean it all up.
I feel like that was a heavy Bruno Mars wedding playlist.
You're right.
What was that song?
Chunky.
Is that the song that they wanted to play so bad?
The father of the bride.
Play Chunky.
Play Chunky.
Hey.
Really?
Just checking it on Chunky.
Just want to make sure.
I want to make sure that's in your cue.
I've never heard the song, so I'm already nervous to play it.
Two, it's your daughter's wedding.
It'll hit.
It'll hit.
I don't know if we want to play deep tracks right now.
Right.
Play the hits.
There's seven people out there right now.
Play chunky or I've seen.
I've been back to this to it.
Pretty good song.
Dude, you know what's funny?
But it's about big girls.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
It's about salsa.
You know what's funny is I've been DJX and lately.
And guess what they're recommended me?
I just might by Bruno Mars.
Yeah.
They're getting paid under the table.
There's something for DJX.
DJX is driving me.
nuts lately. I've actively told myself,
are you got to stop complaining about on the podcast?
Okay. That's just me personally, though.
He's driving me nuts. This wasn't even a complaint
necessarily, but it was like a, oh, there's
something here with this song. He's getting
more and more urban.
Hey, what's going on, my brother?
I'm like, what, dude? Hey, Brett.
Dude, tone it down, man.
On the way home from that wedding,
I got to introduce Nathan to not only DJX,
but like music in general.
And that was fun.
It was, yeah.
Nathan's so sheltered.
Like,
so the bacon doesn't just come out of it.
Yeah.
No,
just kidding.
He listens to music.
It's just he only listens to it on,
he doesn't have like a music only streaming series.
He just like a YouTube,
like,
listens to music on YouTube.
Show him some John Van Dusen.
Van Dusen.
Van Dusen and some 21 pilots.
very lots of stuff he likes it very much to keep talking about music real quick uh time and i have
texted about this but i think i should text it to you i think you would appreciate too do you want to
tell everyone your thoughts on that ed shearing thing that i sent you oh yeah that's so cool that was
great so you know i'm big fan of little dicky and he you know he's had this tv show that i liked and
now he's doing this new thing where it's like kind of its own form of media of that i i don't
i think they don't know what to call it i don't know what other people are calling it where basically
his home where he and his like wife live is rigged up with cameras all over the place like you would do for like a reality show
okay or something like permanent cameras remote operated but they're all miced up and they kind of do a podcast
while living in their homes a little bit interesting but people will stop by the house and then they get
miced up and they're just like walking around like living life with these people yeah they might go outside
for a little bit they might go in the kitchen for a little bit they might just sit down and talk and so
I actually haven't watched any of the long form episodes,
but I've seen just like clips,
and there was one where I was like,
timing, I can't stop watch this.
This is so up your alley.
Yeah.
It was just like,
Ed Sheeran was like,
I think a guest on the quote unquote podcast.
And they were talking about like,
so yeah,
is Benny Blanco,
he's part of the thing, right?
Yeah,
as well.
Dickey and Benny Blanco are the kind of the co-host.
And yeah,
Ed Shearin comes over.
And they're just kind of reminiscing
because Benny used to go on the road with him.
And they would,
they made an album while they were
on the tour bus, like while they were touring.
And so they're talking about the good old days.
And I think, well, Dickie's wife is like,
could you guys even make a song right now?
They're like, yeah, let me go get my guitar.
Let's do it.
And they just snap into action.
And it's crazy.
Yeah.
So it took like 16 minutes or something.
And they have created in real time.
I mean, there's no cuts.
Like a top 10 pop song.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
Yeah, it's like, these guys are...
How quickly they did this.
These guys are the best for a reason.
They're the two best at what they do.
I was so mesmer.
It was crazy. It was like, it's like, yeah. It's so like, you know, whatever, it's a pop song. It's not like, oh, this is like some. Sure. It's not a symphony. But it's like, you know, the lords don't have to mean that much or be that like poetic. But it's like, whoa, they just made like this would make so much money. Like they just, they just made that and it's a now like radio song. It was, it was pretty crazy. And just like just he does there's no like all. Yeah, all just real. Yeah. All just. All just. Just. Just. All just. Just. Just. All just. Just. Just. Just. Yeah. All just. Just. Just. Yeah.
Like he does a beat on his guitar.
Does the drums on his guitar.
Like, all right, great, we got the drums.
All right, now we got the guitar.
And then he's like, what's the song to be about?
And they're like, people in their 30s having a nice summer day.
Okay, great.
And he just starts throwing together lyrics like in his head.
And he's kind of just like stammering.
Are we getting forced Frank a little bit?
Is there a chance?
I don't think so.
This whole thing is very.
Hey, give me three words.
Give me three words.
And I'll put them in here.
I know.
It feels very raw and very impressive.
And he just kind of stammering.
that da da da da da da da to drive the road you know and like you're like
have anything at all and then next thing you know he's like
he's got a full verse and yeah he's like wow
yeah he has a chord progression that he's like okay
he just knows immediately this is the melody to go to that
like it'll be great and then he's like kind of improvising words
and he's like okay let me just like think of what to fill in that gap
where I couldn't think of anything in the moment
that he just like on his iPad takes 10 seconds okay this works
then records it in another two seconds
so it's wild he's the he's doing all the musical
Ed's doing all the writing. Ben, he's just, like, mostly just sitting there.
He doesn't have, like, he doesn't have to say anything, just like letting it do it.
But he's, like, letting it all happen.
Just like, immediately, okay, everything is like, so quickly.
Everything is snapped to, like, a perfect time.
And, like, it's all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Ed's like, okay, we'll do this.
Boom, he can do it.
He's the producer, not the director.
Yes.
Yeah.
It was wild.
I just never seen anything like it.
Yeah.
It was like, this dude is talented.
Yeah, I'll watch that.
Yeah, I'll send it to you.
It was very cool how quickly it all happened.
I do love
not that exactly, but yeah, watching
like when someone like realizes they made this,
or like making a song that eventually becomes
like this historic song, you know, like they had
that Beatles documentary where, you know, let it be
your, you know, the impetus.
Get back.
Like they're just like, they're just like jamming for a second
and all of a sudden they're like,
you know, whatever, like trying to figure out the words.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or, you know, the Jay-Z.
Dun-da-ton, dun.
I think Taylor Swift had an album,
reputation or something back of the day for whatever reason just that album she's like i'm going to
film myself just on my phone just the whole process and that was kind of fun like the initial
voice memo to what it became now and just anytime someone is like whole like doing their craft to
like yeah to the best of their abilities it's just fun to watch i think that we like patrick mohms
look at this guy it's i do like i think it's smart that they i mean i would never want to do this in my own
house but i think it's smart they have these cameras set up because so often i'm like man i would
love to record myself doing this house, you know, journey or like, totally. Yeah, watch,
watch how bad I was at making this phone call or making these calls, but like, man, so often it's
like, I don't either I don't have a camera right now or it's, I don't want to set that up and I don't
have the time to see. There's a barrier. And so it's like, okay, well, we have it all. It's all
recorded. And so anytime we actually need to use it, we'll go pull the footage or whatever. Yeah.
That's smart. That's cool. Love it, man. That's really fun. That's music. So, Jerry Bruchheimer.
Let's be honest. There's people out there listening right now that don't know exactly where their food is coming from. It might be coming from, I don't know, a farm. It might be coming from a factory. It might be coming from America. A lab in Wuhan, China.
A lab in Wuhan, China. It might be coming from a million acre pig farm in Brazil. We don't know. Could be.
Yeah, people that I thought everyone kind of understood like basic agricultural principles and how like you don't just like, like, but.
Bologna doesn't just appear on your sandwich, like a pig has to take the brunt for you to.
Apparently, people don't understand that sometimes.
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It's fine.
And then Nick Haggaman specifically sought me out.
He goes, dude, did you bring any of that chicken from last year?
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Welcome to the table.
Two things real quick.
One of them,
I told one story about how Tate was five years old last episode.
Here's number two for you.
So he texts me Saturday while I'm sitting there having the time of my life
watching my kids,
you know,
play basketball and just sitting with Catherine.
I'm like,
this is great.
He texts me and goes,
hey,
a detective is about to call you.
tell them, tell them I was with you all day yesterday.
I was like, what?
What?
What are you?
I think I just said, what?
And he goes, that's all the details I can give you right now.
I send him a question mark.
And he's like, uh, I'll explain more later.
Are you with me or nah?
First of all, don't ever, if, if you're an actual, whatever.
Are you with me?
Or not, dude.
Is this serious or not?
You with me or nah?
And then I was about to text him like, well, if you did something illegal,
like I'm not, you know, I don't, I don't know.
And so, but then I was like, well, if, if it's on a text message, it's going to be
incriminating.
So I was like, I got to call him or something.
You know, like if I had, so I call him.
He's just like, dude, it was a TikTok prank, man.
I saw it on TikTok.
I was like, you idiot.
Was this all on April 1st?
Or is this just like, no, this was just Saturday.
Just, just a prank, you know, the day after he was going to go steal a bunch of cars.
And that's the thing is like, like, like with.
But, hey, it's like, I mean, maybe he did something a little bit gray.
You know what I mean?
So I'm like, maybe in the name of, you know, doing the right thing, he did something
that was a little bit like, yeah, it shouldn't probably be another property, but they're
the ones cheating on their wife.
I don't know what it was.
Like, I was like, what did you do, bro?
Jeez.
It's a TikTok prank, dude.
I was like, screw you, man.
So, anyway, there's that.
And then I had one other thing written down.
I was at Starbucks.
I was at Main Street Roasters West the other day.
Honestly, dude, I'll be real.
I don't have toilet paper at the flip house.
Right on.
And so every once in a while, duty calls.
Starbucks pretty close.
Just go over there.
Yeah.
I did end up having some coffee and doing some work over there the other day.
And I went to go, like, connect their Wi-Fi.
And at Starbucks, you have to, like, fill out.
this form to connect their Wi-Fi.
You just give your first and last name, your zip code, and your email address.
I'm not giving my email address.
I don't want any.
And so I'm just like, I go triplet Jake at Ymail.
See, okay.
So what I did, I forget what I said on there, but it was something like somewhat
normal.
I don't know what I said, Big Daddy at Gmail.com or something.
And it was like, you need to enter into valid email address.
I was like, Big Daddy 16 at Gmail.com.
You need to enter a valid email.
address. I was like, hey, mister. How do they know? I'm pooping here. Yeah.
How do they know? How do they know what's valid? Like how do you? Because then eventually I think
I just put like, yeah, LSB 18 at gmail.com. They're like, no problem. Good job. That's funny. Just certain
words are flagged. You wouldn't think daddy would be one of the flag words. So then I think I put like Brad Ellis at
gmail.com. They're like, nope, internet valid email. I'm like, what do you do? How do you know what's, and you do
why mail and it works?
Yeah.
See?
Like, I don't know.
Anyway.
And I sometimes think about that too.
I'm like,
why am I even entering in my,
like,
why am I getting so close to the real thing?
Why don't I just type of gibberish?
Why am I like getting as close to the real thing as possible?
Because what if your,
what if your email address or your,
yeah,
is actually kind of gibberishy looking?
Would they be like,
maybe they wouldn't like that?
Nice drive, buddy.
So,
anyway,
I was just,
I was surprised by that.
I was like,
how do they,
how do they,
how do they,
how do they have,
that ability.
Yeah.
I don't know.
A few other things I have written down.
We can just rapid fire them.
One, there was more excitement for this Ghostrunner's app than I expected to see.
You remember we talked by the last week?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
People were like, please give me a reason to like delete Facebook.
Yeah.
Like, well, maybe there would be some here.
So I got a call with the guy tomorrow.
Okay.
Just chat through it.
Okay.
Good.
CEO, Matt.
of Friday.
He,
he met Josh McDaniels.
Who is?
I'm glad you asked.
Because he followed with a text message.
Hey, buddy.
This is, we met at, you know, these courts.
This is Josh McDaniels.
And he put in parentheses,
OP dash in EEP, close parentheses.
So this is just how he introduces himself to everyone.
He heads up at Josh McDaniels,
offensive coordinator, New England Patriots.
Is that so funny to introduce yourself that way via text?
O-C.
O-C. Sorry, am I said that wrong?
Wait, he texted you?
He texted Matt.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Hey, it's Josh McDaniels.
O-C.
N-E-P.
It's so funny.
It's almost like he's an OB-G-Y-N.
Like, O-B-G-Y-N.
It's like, no, O-C-N-E-P.
It's like, first of all, you're the only Josh McDaniels I've met recently.
That's plenty fine.
Also, I don't know if it matters what you do for a living.
When you're asking me,
would you suggest the ORA or ORA pro?
Why does it matter
the offensive coordinator?
Yeah, I wonder it's just like,
hey, just a reminder, this is who I am.
But like, that's a pretty, pretty big one.
Like, an NEP, I've never seen that abbreviation
for the Patriots.
No, NEP, just any.
It looks like a personality test.
Oh, yeah, I got my back.
I'm an O-C-N-E-P.
Dang, dude.
I love tacos.
Yeah, I got Wu, Includer, and O-C-N-E-P.
Yeah, I'm a golden retriever, an otter, and an ocknep.
Offnep, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of all the different things,
but my favorite is doing that personality test
and just I'm an ocknep for that.
I'm a seven-wing o'knep.
What's your an aeneagram?
Forget the enneagram, dude.
I'm an O-C-N-E-P.
But that's that.
I just thought you'd get a kick out of that.
That's pretty great.
Oh, then I wrote down
Timon's coming to Asia with us.
Yeah.
Really?
And again, you text me that on April 1st.
Well, was that?
Well, coming to Asia.
Yeah.
Wait, so is everyone going?
Yeah, we're all kind of going to go into different spurts.
Ah.
But yeah.
Are you going to go for the whole thing or are you going with?
I think I might be there the longest of anyone.
The whole thing.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It sounds like we could use you the whole time we're there.
Yeah.
Wow.
Just document.
You need somebody to document it.
that was Isaac's big takeaway last time was like it was just it was too hectic for me to like pull out my phone or anything so yeah it'd be so
it's way harder than people realize to like create content while trying to work I think they're like well why don't you just
record something or just it takes one minute to record it's like but it takes a lot of mental but even after
that it's like yeah how do I what I text do I put on it and I'm trying to build a whole story throughout the day and I don't really have time to
upload it right now yeah it is hard or even just like thoroughly live in
and enjoy something.
Being in the moment.
You kind of have to choose one or the other.
Like,
am I going to get good content out of this?
Or so it's like, yeah, that'll be good.
I'm excited.
Can I wait to get a parasite?
When is it?
Yeah, yeah, careful.
Yeah, I think Tyman's like,
hey, I might just come,
I'll come to Malaysia and Vietnam.
I said, whoa,
Timon really wants a parasite.
Yeah.
I'm not leaving until I get one.
He's playing Russian roulette.
Yeah.
It'll be like mid-May.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think we'll probably only have to do,
I want to do one,
like remote podcast just to give it a go before
yeah yeah thanks and try it out and feel that but I think we'll only have to do one I was
looking at the schedule sweet and then I can get back on like a Monday and we can do that in
time for Wednesday or something but um yeah yeah I think Kyle and his fiancee are
gonna fly out they might flower early and see the sites whatever and then our director of
Asia James he's got to fly in from New York so I think it's just me and time and going to be
flying together oh yeah internationally no because she'll still be working it's
Mid-May. Oh, I thought it would be, school would be out by then. No, her, she's not done to like May 28th or something.
Oh, I guess maybe it's college is like earlier. I don't know. Yeah. Okay. That's another thing. I may have misspoke last week when I was like, I feel like I gave everyone the impression that we're moving right now. But no, Rachel's still got to be done with her school. I'm just, I'm throwing stuff away now because picture day is soon. Yeah, you got to plan ahead. I've always heard. I've, you should have done that. My dad taught me that.
Executive produced by my dad.
Yeah, Timon's coming in Asia.
It should be fun.
Yeah, it'll be great.
Timon's also staying at my house tonight, my flip house.
Are you staying tonight?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You're on.
Yeah, Tyman and Zach and some, the Canadian boys.
Yeah, they're right now driving here.
That's like, yeah.
I'm so excited.
That's fun.
That's so fun for the weekend and also just for them to kind of like, let me know if anything's not great.
It's definitely a trial run.
Like, I was like, I need to talk to you about some of these times.
Bring her toilet paper.
Yeah.
I have toilet paper.
I went out and got all the supplies.
I was like, how much does, like, an Airbnb host?
How much are they entitled to?
Like, do you think there's unlimited toilet paper?
Or is it like, hey, you get three rolls.
And after that, it's like, what are you doing with your life?
You know what I mean?
I think close to unlimited is fine.
You think so?
Like, you've never had, like, an issue.
Because I think at, like, the Gulf Shores house,
I think it's like every room has one roll of toilet paper.
And then we had to provide our own after that.
But that's like, it's a huge house.
That could add up.
Anyway, bought a bunch of that stuff.
Fun.
But then I realized, oh, I need to get a toilet paper holder for one of these bathrooms.
So, like, stuff like that where it's like, timing.
We can hold it probably.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're there.
Yeah, as we're pulling at Zach going to the bathroom.
Yeah, so it's going to be a little bit of like, yeah, it's open, but it's also not perfect yet.
You know, it'll be fun.
I'm excited.
I feel like it's a good context to try that.
And also like the perfect.
Because they're not going to be that picky.
Yeah, I'm like, I need to go get some silverware.
I was like, are they going to need silverware?
It's been two days and they haven't said anything about it yet.
Like, oh, yeah.
You're right.
Curtains would be nice.
No, you need to force a lifestyle.
I'm like, all right, boys, you could stay there.
I need two home-cooked meals.
Yeah, right.
I need you to do that.
I need to wake up early.
I need you to go to bed late.
I need you to be hot.
I need you to be cold.
I need to be really loud on the east side of the house.
And then on the west side of the house,
see which neighbor hates it more.
Yeah.
So it'll be fun.
That's so fun.
Genuinely, I want to get your honest feedback when you go.
Yeah, I can't.
Is this Curtis?
Curtis and Isaac and Brian and.
When are you get?
And Brody.
And we'll meet that other guy.
guys soon.
Talissa.
Yeah.
Rachel and I are going to go to Iowa
tomorrow for Easter,
but maybe I could stop by tonight.
If you guys will all be there at some time,
I'd like to see it.
I can't.
We're done with these.
You want a code?
No, I can't.
I can't.
I'll give you your own code.
You can have Jake code.
But we can't talk.
We can't say it now or else
everyone will try it.
I don't have my code.
Yeah.
Tate has his own code.
You can go on everyone.
It just says,
Zach's code is his own leg.
He can get in anywhere.
Oh, yeah.
Kick it down.
Honestly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll just use Zach's code.
I locked that door pretty good, I think, now.
So don't try that again.
Curtis, think about it.
That was wild, dude.
That was awesome.
So, yeah, it'll be fun.
Time in the boys.
Same for four nights.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's fun.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Yeah, I might come and go a few times and do certain things or whatever.
Great.
Some surprise visits.
Yeah, you should.
When I mentioned it to Curtis, he was like,
sounds great, only condition.
Can I get like, can I shake Brad's hand?
Like a firm ham.
Can I shake Brad's hand?
You bet, brother.
Sure.
There's a good Starbucks down the road.
Great.
For anyone that needs to poop.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know how the plumbing system is.
I'm kind of scared of plumbing stuff now.
So just, if you've got solids, go down the road, boys.
Should be fun, man.
Yeah.
So.
That is fun.
It'll be great.
It's been a good soda.
I don't want to stop.
Who says we have to?
I did have this idea while we're recording.
We don't have to do it.
But I thought is,
what if we recorded ourselves
for a little bonus patron episode?
It may not be that exciting,
but I feel like Gosses might care about it,
us talking through the logistics of the future podcast.
Because we do need to figure that out at some point.
Sure, yeah.
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should we no come on email of the week i've got mine yeah i got mine jake sucks for moving out
from me to future me there was i was trying to think there was one time yesterday in the facebook
group that yesterday was when that episode came out and there was some poll like is jake really moving yes
know and then you can add your own option.
And I thought about like, what's a good punchline there for like, because it shows you like added
by Brad Ellis or something like, man, I hope so or something like that.
Sooner the better.
Yeah.
Get that eyesore of a truck out of my.
Yeah, it replaces the shuttle bus with a dumpster.
Always something in that driveway.
Anyway.
Yeah, comment in the week.
Win of the week.
I do have an email.
This is my comment of the week from, well, gentlemen, did you?
way I experienced while listening to y'all attempt the pronunciation of my last name on episode
527 was gold. I've been a silent ghostie for about three years now and you three have been the
soundtrack to so many ups and downs of life. I finally put my money where my heart is this year and I'm
stoked to join the ghosty fam on the beach in session three. Let's go. For the context of my last name,
it's Polish and origin and I am as white as a piece of paper. My last name is pronounced phonetically
is Ked-Zi-R-A-A-A-A-E-R-A-E-A, the eye is silent and always strips people up,
because I think we were talking about the people who signed up.
It was, yeah, Marion Kiz-I-R-N-K-Z-I-R-N.
And I think this is you're like, maybe Latino?
Turns out it was Polish.
Yeah, potato-potto.
Yeah.
Is it Kittiora?
G-G-O-E-O-E-R-E-A-N.
Ked-Z-O-R-E-R-E-N.
Ked-Z-I-R-E-E-R-A.
K-M-E-A-N.
K-M-A-N.
K-M-M-A-N.
I think.
Mariana.
Marianne.
Really?
M-A-A-N.
Marion.
Marian.
I'm thinking of somebody else.
She said also,
having a standalone platform
such as an app,
as was pitched in the episode,
makes me so excited
since I have been
sober from social media
for 10 years now.
Connecting with all the lovely folks
who listen to your podcast
without the distraction
to Facebook would be amazing.
Thank you.
Marianne Kiziora.
I was thinking of Gloria,
Gloria.
is also coming.
We got Mariana.
No, it's just Marianne.
Marianna.
Mariana.
So, yeah, that was all great.
Thank you for the kind of words.
It's fun that you're like, you've been a faithful listener, but I haven't, not even
a part of the Facebook group or, you know, some of these other community things and still
are joining for the good way.
Yeah.
It's fun.
Very cool.
My comment is top comment of the Jake moving away on Spotify, Nicole Joy.
Is time and going to spend half his weeks at the KC setup and half.
and half in Phoenix like a child of divorce.
Joint custody.
And subscribe to Patreon to find out.
There you go.
Yeah, we will figure it out right now.
We're going to have to talk about that.
My comment in the week, Julie E. Welp.
Headed to the hospital to have baby number four.
Thanks for posting this early.
It's keeping me distracted.
Shout out, Julie.
No problem, Jules.
Hope you had some nice pushes.
Push it out, girl.
You did it.
Congratulations.
Shout out to the SWIX, too.
Kirstie has had her fifth child, fifth girl.
Fifth baby on April 1st.
Yeah, so fun.
Shout out to the babes.
He goes, babies.
Jules just reminded me one of the guys who was at Tribune Night with us.
I really liked him.
Shout out Luke.
I actually kind of knew him and his brother from Cannock back in the day.
Oh, yeah, Mangum.
Yeah, he's awesome.
Yeah.
But there was one question that was like,
this company faced a lot of legal backlash and repercussions in 2021,
with their two most popular flavors,
is mango and bubble gum or whatever.
And everyone's like, what is this?
And he's going, I hate to say it.
It's Jewel.
Oh.
Like the vape company.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was like so embarrassed.
He's like, I was in college.
I was in college.
They answers Joel.
I don't want to talk about it.
And then the rest of the night, I was like,
Jewel boy.
What do you think?
Yeah.
The Jewel guy had something.
Oh, that's something I also love doing a trivia,
even though I didn't know these people at all.
As soon as the question is asked, just pointing at someone.
Hey, hey.
Yeah.
Come on.
Like acting like.
That's what Aaron does in the office.
I love doing that.
What does she say?
He's a complete strangers.
Yeah.
This nursing technique and just like pointing at someone who's definitely not.
Hey.
What?
Your mom?
Your mom.
Here, no.
Listen to her.
Listen, Abigail.
Your mom?
Yeah.
Say it.
So we were saying earlier.
What?
What's all this nursing talk earlier?
That was my joke of the night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like on the office whenever Aaron buzzes.
is in or dings in and she's like, I did my job.
You know,
when she does that on the trivia night, it's got
the same idea. That's great, man.
I love that. What were you just saying?
Just talking about that. Just jewels.
Jules. Jules, yeah. That's great.
I was thinking, my answer
was wrong, but I was thinking Four Locke. Remember Four Locke
was like, that was in college.
Like, it was like, kind of got banned for a while.
I didn't hear about it until it became banned.
It didn't make its way to SBU.
Okay. It's like an energy.
drink,
alcoholic energy
drinks.
Yeah,
like not what your body
ever wants.
Yeah, up and down
at the same time.
Yeah.
Not good.
Anyway.
All right.
This is a fun episode.
This is a fun episode.
We covered a lot there.
We learned about pig trucks.
Yes, we did.
I introduced Coley to music.
That's a good line.
All right.
Well, this is DJX saying,
Hey,
what's going on,
sisters, we'll see you Monday.
You know what's wild, dude? Sorry, is that I just,
I forgot you're even in Rachel's pajamas.
I'm in pajamas, yeah, whole time.
Women's pajamas.
They butt in the other way?
Say what?
Oh, I was thinking like in the back of me.
Dude, they're just draw strings, man.
Yeah, you're right. They do button the other way.
How interesting.
No, wait, no, these don't.
How interesting.
How interesting.
All right.
Thanks for listening, everybody.
We'll see you Monday.
Or on Patreon.
on or a talk logistics or a patron.
Hey, pro on Patreon.
Hey, Jake, this is Brad.
Podcast P-P-H-G-R-P.
Yeah.
Dash.
G-R-P.
Just curious about what or I should get.
Stupid.
Just be done.
Just be done with the episode.
No, that's a good reminder.
Shout out to Ghosties.
Specifically Caleb Sullivan.
I've already texted him individually and thanked him, but I, we heard from Dick's
sporting goods that we need to sell even more they were already selling if we want to
on shelves and then I had this whole idea and I did uh this one never done before I knew it
would crush though and I was so like validated when it did I just like walked down our street
iPhone like did you see this post I did yeah yeah just like uploaded it to our YouTube channel
and I said I'm deleting this in seven hours and just like made this plea like we need you to go
buy aura pros on dick sporting goods and we're going to give you a free bag if you email Isaac that you
bought it and we sold out like that I saw it Caleb Sullivan commented done I go Caleb what do you
doing you already got 19 paddles dude you were too nice to me you were too nice you're too
supportive he's amazing yeah he's awesome yeah one of the one of the good ones yeah shout out to
kaleb and whoever else might have helped us out so hopefully we can get on shelves in like
may or june sweet thanks guys all right uh we love you guys we'll see uh monday ho
