Ghostrunners - 530 - You Want That Butter

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Brad does some pre-marital counseling, Timon had a boys weekend, and Jake spent Easter in Iowa with the Sheriff. Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth....com/ghostrunners Get in touch with Cam for your financial planning needs! Email - cameron.michalak@prudential.com Web - https://oldlinewealth.com/  Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dude, I'm actually glad that that didn't work because for some reason that reminded me in my dream last night. You should still start with your thing. No, no. For whatever reason, I was thinking about our equipment and our roadcaster and like, oh, yeah, we need to figure out who takes what. And I was like, oh, yeah, in my dream last night, I don't remember anything else. But I remember, honest to God, I remember you saying, you take the dunk tank. Listen. I promise that was my dream that I just remembered.
Starting point is 00:00:24 We're brothers and, and, and, this is a time for, things would potentially get messy, but I don't want it to get messy. I don't, we've always said, like, if worse comes to worse, like, we're not going to argue about this. I'll come visit the dunk tank. It's warmer in Arizona. You'll use it more. You'll have more opportunities.
Starting point is 00:00:45 The dunk tank would want to be with you. Brad, you have four kids. I asked the dunk. No, I asked the dunk tank. I said, listen, we've had good times, but you like, you like your other co-host better than me, don't you? Yeah. You like Southside.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Yeah. And they said, yeah. We do. And you know what? As much as I know that I could give that dunk tank a good life here, I'm committed to what it knows what it wants. Giving it the best life. So yes, tank the dunk tank, but I get the balls. You got to provide your own balls to the duct tank. Y'all like it is the tank. I don't have the mechanism. I don't have the lever. I don't have the fence behind it. Yeah, good luck finding water down there, but the drought all year long. Yeah, I don't remember what like preceded that. But I remember you saying,
Starting point is 00:01:30 it just makes sense, like, you take the dunk tank and me being like, yeah, yeah, that does make sense. Sure, yeah. And then feeling like, okay, I probably need to give you a little extra podcast equipment then. So I didn't know I was getting the dunk tank. So why don't you take most of this? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Thank you. I appreciate that. That's great. And that's truly all I remember. But it was like a serious conversation in the, in the garage. The dunk take was in the garage and you were looking at it. You know, it's like, I guess this is goodbye. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Hey, one more thing. Hey, can I, uh, yeah. Dang! One more. And timing falls in. Take the dug take. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white meat too. Then West best friends eating fast food on repeat.
Starting point is 00:02:16 So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghostrumbs podcast. You got a little sickness? Something? Yeah. It's, uh, I, I, on Monday, I went down to the late at the house and got up with, or met up with Nathan Coley and did like a voice, like a solo voiceover for a YouTube video of like our
Starting point is 00:02:47 longest video ever. And I think I just, I get a little too, you know, if you think of a guy who talks for a living, would figure it out. But I think I'm just like, this week on Friday. And I talked like that for three hours, you know? It takes it out of you. Matt, my throat's been killing me. But it feels better today. I just sound worse today. Okay, but you don't think it's sick? You think it's more just throat issues? Yeah, just overuse.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Yeah, maybe we'll just do like 30 minute episodes because I also, my throat's also bothered me. I don't think I'm like sick, sick. But then again, I'm about to list my symptoms and people are going to say, well, that's sick. Like, my throat's bothering me, my nose is a little stopped up. Huh. I'm in the exact same boat.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Really? But not sick, though. Maybe it's just, maybe it's just, maybe it's just allergies. We all have allergies. I think this is my second year of my life getting allergies. I was immune in all my childhood and now it's like, oh, this is why people
Starting point is 00:03:39 hated it. Yeah. It's because you're not, you don't have the allergy vaccine. Right. Yeah. Or maybe you do, and that's why. What side are you on on that? But, no. Dude, I think your dad was in my dream two time. And now it's going to feel like I've got to just saying that. I don't, I don't remember anything else now.
Starting point is 00:03:57 How did that, just the classic dream crossover of Brad and my dad? Let's just say, anytime we don't know else to say, be like, and by the way, uh, that was in my dream. You were, you were, you were, you were mowing a lawn in my dream. Let's talk about that. I got nothing. I can't even remember anything else about it, but I remember just like, Brandon was in, Brandon was there. We were chatting about something. I like that. So I'm about the vaccine. Like, he wouldn't let, yeah, I would get the vaccine. Yeah. Triggered it. Oh my gosh. So yeah, we're all kind of sick,
Starting point is 00:04:26 but none of us are sick. I, well, I wonder, so for mine, look this up for me, time. Look up, look up. How much black mold do you have to, ingest before you feel sick. Because I went over to this house. So there's a, there's a guy at our church, an old man who was a single guy that died and like gave his house to the church. Wow. And the church is like trying to sell it to somebody. And so I was like, I'll take a look at this thing. And my gosh, it, it was like scared. This is why he died. Me? Honestly, dude. I don't know. I mean, the house itself was in rough, rough shape. I was in there for maybe 15 minutes. But like, every time I, every time I, like, took up, like, I was looking at some walls. I was like,
Starting point is 00:05:10 maybe there's some foundationist. Just, like, ripped off a little piece of this wall. And there was a massive crack. But every time I rip off a piece, it was like, mold in the face. I mean, it was like visible black mold on these walls. Like, because I know that mold is never good. But like, black mold is like, what can and will kill you, basically. And so he gave it to the church because he wouldn't be able to sell it. I mean, yeah, I don't know. It's crazy. Like, and so, yeah, I did say like, I mean, I'll, I'll, buy this house for a very cheap amount. I got a remediation guy all of a sudden.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Yeah, honestly. Yeah. But I'm like, I, anyway. So, but like, ever since, that was Tuesday afternoon. Ever since then, like, felt a little bit different. Yeah. But I don't know. What was this time? It took me a while to get any kind of measurable thing. But it eventually admitted 10 to 30 minutes. Some people may develop some, like, symptoms of some kind.
Starting point is 00:06:01 30 to 120 minutes, higher chance of noticeable symptoms. like headache, dizziness. Okay. Mild nausea, coughing slash throat irritation. If you're a wuss, like me. But then repeated exposure, like, days and weeks is where in the most consistent issues show up. Like, it's going to go away.
Starting point is 00:06:16 But it can't affect wusses in the short term. Oh, yeah. This is only if you're a wuss. That was like the first thing. That was the thing it could confidently tell me. Okay. Is if you're affected, you're a major wuss. Stop being a baby and just get over it.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah. It's allergies for the second year in a row. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's just a placebo, like in my head of like maybe I just I'm a little bit under the weather or whatever but like it feels like that's my isolated event that like I started noticing
Starting point is 00:06:42 it. Yeah. But maybe it's just in my head of like you were always kind of going to that direction but anyway, I don't know. How was everyone's Easter? It was great. How was yours timing? That was awesome. Yeah? Oh, time was chilling with the boys.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Oh yeah. It was a great Easter. It's like one of the more unique Easter's in my life. Yeah, all the guys from Canada, We're in town and we went to Brad's church, Zach's church. Yeah. For the... Yeah, it's our church together.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Zach's peace. Oh, yeah, we go to the same church. Yeah, we're just saying church. We sat together sometimes. Sing him together. Is he crying there at the end together? Yeah. I have black mold in my throat.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Okay, dude. Yeah, my Easter is great. We went to church in the morning, all the boys and then went to Zach's house for lunch. Fun. His parents and his family hosted like that. Zach sauce? Great. No.
Starting point is 00:07:36 That's Saxby's jokes. Strange. But then went to my house for like dinner in the evening. It was awesome. It was so fun that there's like, they all met. It was like introduced to my friends to the, I mean, my friends that I was still kind of getting to know more to the family. And like, that was so fun.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Yeah, because remind us, so it's Curtis and then some other dudes. What are the other guys? Curtis, Brian, Brody, and Isaac. Okay. From, from, they live in Chatham, Canada. but I met them in Niagara, which is, they're not the same place. Okay. But this was when Zach and I were chilling in Ohio filming the TV show.
Starting point is 00:08:13 And Zach, from the moment we like went there, he was like, I think it'd be fun to drive to Canada while we're here, just because he was like, I don't know, it'd be just a fun. We're kind of like, we're three and a half hours from the border if we have like some off days. That close in Ohio? Yeah. Yeah. Ohio is a border?
Starting point is 00:08:31 Or does it, does it, you have to go to another state first? I don't remember. Ohio's not touching Canada. Is it Jake? No, because I think it's New York. I think we drove through New York at some point. Got it. But Jake.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Is Ohio touching a great lake? It's got to be, right? Yes. Yes. It does. Yeah. We're presented by major oysters. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Anyway. So then... You're just thinking northeast. Zach was like, we've got to find some time to do this. And then I don't remember... We were talking about this last weekend. We don't really remember exactly how it came up
Starting point is 00:09:03 between Zach and Kurt. But they were like... Oh, we call him Kurt. Oh, he's Kurt. Oh, he's Kurt. Oh, Big C. All right. And somehow they got DMing like,
Starting point is 00:09:13 Kurt's like, I mean, we're doing a kind of boys weekend in Niagara. If you guys... And it was like, that kind of aligns with our off days. Yeah. And so we drove kind of through the night to meet them, like got to the Airbnb at like 3.30 a.m. Okay. Slept and just spent two straight days, just having fun.
Starting point is 00:09:32 But yeah, anyway, really just hit it off with them that weekend. And it was like, come visit us. So we ran it back and it was kind of like double the amount of time, just three plus days straight of just doing stuff the whole time. Yeah, that's fun. How far was their drive? 13 hours.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Okay. Yeah. That's like us going to the beach. Kind of surprising. Yeah. I could drive to Canada faster than I could drive to Gulf Shores. Yeah. It's kind of wild.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I give Catherine a hard time saying that we're in the north. Maybe we are. Yeah. We're in Canada. Wow, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I, you know, I have that, I have like a Google camera on the house, like on the exterior of the house.
Starting point is 00:10:13 And it notifies me when it sees a person or whatever. So everyone's like the next morning I'd wake up and it'd be like, person detected, 245 a.m. And it's like, the boy's getting home or something. I'm like, two bags of Taco Bell, a couple of chicks, a couple of midges behind them. Or it's like, you know, person detective. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:10:30 948 a.m. And it's Zach looking ridiculous. and whatever he's wearing. Oh, yeah. Anyway, but yeah, they look, it sounded like you guys had some fun. It was awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:42 I mean, I guess I wrote down some highlights. I could go through the, what? Would you say you wrote down some what? Some highlights. Oh, highlights. I thought you said some pilots. Like, we've knocked out a couple,
Starting point is 00:10:53 like, just like TV shows that I could show you guys. Yeah, I wrote down all the pilots we did watch. We're calling it Kurt and the Canadians. Yeah. You watched a couple. We wrote a couple. I'll share them all with you. Yeah, you think it's like a, like a time where there's hanging out playing video games.
Starting point is 00:11:09 It's like, no, you get up, they're like all around the dining table. Like, all right, they have a whiteboard. Okay, yeah. So protagonist, what's the story arc on this? Okay, give me, what do you think this character's voice sounds like? Okay, yeah, I can see that. Yeah. All right, so some pilots.
Starting point is 00:11:22 All right, what are your pilots? So the first, they got there Thursday evening. And Brian was just already just randomly fixated. He was like, we need to, we need to go play pool somewhere. I was like, all right, never. Never have I ever gone somewhere just like public just to play pool. Really? Funny fixation.
Starting point is 00:11:39 We really should find a pool house. Okay. Pool house. That's how they, it's like, pool house. I'm kind of like, pool house.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I know the Canadian culture now. Yeah, yeah. But we did. We tried a couple places that turned us away because we were under 21. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Um, but then we found a place. I'm now forgetting what it's called, but it was like, Dave and Busters? That, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Like Dave. Ellis's basement. Like you just had to find. Honestly, we grew up with a pool table. You could have gone to my parents' house. Ended up having a great time. It was like a very... At first, I was a little nervous
Starting point is 00:12:13 walking in this tiny pool bar with no windows. But then we had a great time. And, like, played a bunch of pool. It was where I don't know if this is... I'm assuming this is normal, but it was like you would kind of... If you kept winning rounds, you would keep the table.
Starting point is 00:12:29 People would, like, put quarters in a slot. I was going to ask the stack of quarters on the table and everything. What's the stack of quarters? I think it's like, it's almost like paddle stack and pick a ball. Like my stack of quarters says like I've got next, basically. Yeah, so that was fun. We were there for like almost three hours probably.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Real pool shark. Just playing pool. Was the, who is it that recommended going? Brian. Was Brian just a baller? Total shark. He started out. Billier baller.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Rough. I was like, this is the guy that wanted to go. But then he actually, Brian the whole weekend was like, okay, this guy's just kind of naturally coordinated. He's one. He's like Luke Hoagland. Yeah. So what is the name of this?
Starting point is 00:13:03 pilot, would you say? Would you guys end up titling it? This was episode one House of Pool. House of Pool. It's kind of a, yeah. What would you call it? Pool Hall? I think he first said pool hall. Billiard Hall. They were interchangeable. Pool Hall and Pool House. Pool house.
Starting point is 00:13:20 So is pool big in Canada? I don't really. And they like it there? Or like this is an American thing while we're here. We have to get barbecue and play pool. Yeah, maybe. Maybe he's like, that's why he wasn't very good. Because he's like, well, if he played once in my life, it was the other time I came here. I've only seen it in pilots and other. No, I think
Starting point is 00:13:35 I think Brian just likes pool. Maybe in a specific time of his life or really, I think he was like, I haven't played pool for over like 24 hours. I need to, I need to get a game in. I mentioned you get the chalk back on the queue. Yeah. I mean, I don't hate like,
Starting point is 00:13:52 do you ever go through phases or like hang out with friends or like, I'm really into this? Like, I remember when I was in Spain studying abroad, one of my buddies was also there in a different city, and I went and visit him, and he and all his friends were super into darts. And so we went to, like, the local bar there
Starting point is 00:14:08 and, like, played darts, like, every night. And it was a blast. I've heard if you get into darts, it's pretty fun. Yeah. Or, like, in high school, we got really into tennis one year. Like, and Scott and I would play tennis all the time. Or, like, pickleball, obviously, or golf. Or, like, it's like, once you get into something random together,
Starting point is 00:14:23 it's pretty fun. You know, settlers or whatever. It is fun to dive in, take the plunge. Yeah, so. Yeah, I'm kind of on the pool train now. Are you? Pito. You were into Pito.
Starting point is 00:14:31 for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After they left, I went to my friend Ben's house. He has a pool table and his basement. I was like, I'll play some more pool. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, what else? Um, I had, okay, so the first morning that, uh, the boys were in town played pickleball. And morning, it was like, kind of wake up at 10.30, slowly get around like, we're going to get breakfast at some point. Ended up getting breakfast more on lunchtime. And then in an end up, that's how it has to be. Yeah. We had a burger for breakfast. breakfast. That's how it should be, man. I'm glad that you're not like too, too mature yet. Yeah. No, it was, it was nice. Yeah. It was like, oh, I'm remembering now we had, so our breakfast
Starting point is 00:15:13 was at first watch. That's where businesses are built. Yeah. That's what everyone says. I'm just the only one building one. But it's going well. Everyone else is missing out. I'm remembering now that just like in the, you know, 20 minutes before our food's getting here, we just like, for 20 minutes straight played. I don't know what you... There's not anything. What we were just like tried to get the salt shaker,
Starting point is 00:15:39 like slide it to the very edge of the table. Oh. It kind of put me on to this. I was like, I need to be spending my past time at restaurants doing this more. Okay. A rest fun game is,
Starting point is 00:15:47 what's the football one called? I forget what we called it, but you can do it like... The paper... Paper football? Yeah. You've got to be careful not to go over your booth. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
Starting point is 00:16:00 hopefully you're... Oh, you're talking about. about like on the table. Yeah, where it's like, it can hang off the table. The goal is to get the triangle to hang off the table.
Starting point is 00:16:06 That's what we were trying to do with the, yeah. Back in the day, did you ever do like the goal post? And then you score, okay, extra point.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, but there's guys behind this. Let's just say you got seven. Let's just say you got seven. Isaac, you already hit it over there once. But the main event of that day
Starting point is 00:16:22 was pickleball. And we had, Zach was pretty set on this and it was great. He was like, we should all go to, we should all go to a thrift store first and like,
Starting point is 00:16:31 get each other outfits. That we have to wear for all. And boy, and it was even better than I could have imagined. I mean, it was just like,
Starting point is 00:16:39 I accidentally, I thought it'd be funny if I got Zach stuff that was a little too small because like I, we would spin a wheel to see you like, I didn't,
Starting point is 00:16:46 I underestimated how too small this stuff would be. And it was borderline inappropriate. Yeah. But that was, he still played pickleball in it. Um, but we just,
Starting point is 00:16:56 yeah, there's, I can't remember who got what, but just pretty ridiculous outfits. it was great. And I recommend that as a activity. I think it's fun. I don't recommend getting the guy who has like a
Starting point is 00:17:09 pretty bad cat allergy, just like unwashed thrift store clothes. Kurt, his, one of his eyes was pretty like swollen by the end. So that was too bad. We had to stop at CBS for him to get an allergy pill. Oh wow. Okay. What'd you end up wearing?
Starting point is 00:17:27 What was I in? I had was kind of lucky. I mean, mine, it looked stupid and ridiculous. Like it was some kind of, I want to say, foreign language soccer type shirt, but just like, just bright colors everywhere, just like bad graphic design.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I can't remember what it was called. But it was like pretty comfortable and athletic. So I felt fine. And I think I had these shorts that had just like black with rose, rose print on it. Sounds like betters. I look pretty nice.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Tuesday. But I, but Isaac had picked me out. He got me. flip-flops. I didn't know shoes were on the table. I ended up playing barefoot, which was actually fun. I had never played. There's a ravens, doesn't he? Yeah, there's a local legend around here who hasn't worn shoes for like 10 years. Really? Big in a pickleball. Huh. Believe it or not. We met him on a hot tub. Really? Okay. Yeah. Like he'd be kind of unique. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:18:20 We spent like 30 minutes with him in the hot tub one day. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He was happy to talk about it. Who else was there? Was it? That was when Kyle was in time. Yeah. And yeah, we get talking about feet long enough and then we go, let's see him. And then he's holding up his feet for us to look at. Oh, man. Things are big. He's like, they can't kick you out. They can't do it. I go in there barefoot with my cat on my shoulder all the time. Right? Something like that. I was like, all right. Loz is good with it. Mallmart's fine with it. You know, do not go to this place. Like, Hy-Vee does not like it. I don't know. Like, he's all mapped out. Yeah. That's so interesting. I don't know if I've ever talked about this in the podcast,
Starting point is 00:19:02 but I thought this would be a fun concept for a date. So, girls got mild, former co-star, Morgan Noonan and I, I took her out on a date way back in the day. And I was like, Morgan seems like a fun girl.
Starting point is 00:19:15 That's what we're going to do. I'm going to give her $10 and I have $10. And before we go out to, I think we went to some like a barcade kind of thing. Before we go do that, like in public, we have to find each other outfits. and like I got her like kind of like a I don't know what it was like a helmet and a you know
Starting point is 00:19:36 graduation gown or something kind of like ridiculous and then she basically just like cross-dressed me I was like uh she was like I thought you were picking out stuff for yourself so here you go it's it looks like my old prom dress yeah I thought I was pretty confident going in that date I was like yeah chief cheerleader yeah put me whatever out for you want I don't even care and I was like, I don't like this. I don't like the lace I'm wearing and like this isn't good. Did you wear it? And then I ran into an old K-Life family.
Starting point is 00:20:09 No. And I was, I mean, stammering to say, I'm on a, I'm on a silly, I'm on a date. I'm on. It's her makeup. It's her makeup on me. I'm sorry. It's a pilot. It's a pilot.
Starting point is 00:20:19 It's hidden cameras. Yeah. Yeah, it's eyeliner, okay? But she told me it would make my eyes pop. It's minimalistic eyeliner. It's chill. It was Claire Long's parents. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:20:32 That's a bummer. Saw them there. That's great. So you were wearing what exactly? I don't actually remember, but I'm thinking like, oh, this isn't silly,
Starting point is 00:20:42 this is girly. And you're like downtown where, you know, people are expressing themselves a little more probably. Oh, yeah. I was an icon for trans rights
Starting point is 00:20:50 unknowingly. I mean, they were, it's like a rested development where what's the name Tobias gets on the float and everything. Like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:20:57 I became their queen. Yeah, right, exactly. People were flocking towards you. Oh, man, that's great. I haven't, I haven't heard that. I knew that you went on some dates with her. I did not know that's what you did. Yeah, I think we went on one other one and we were wearing our own stuff. And I think that was it. I think we're good here. All right. You want to do a YouTube channel, though? Oh, man. That's great. I was like, look, I still want to be friends. Take my dunk tank. And then that kind of smooths everything over. It's like great. Wow. That's very selfless of you. Can I read you guys something that I wrote? Yes. I am Cam. That Cam I am. Would you like green eggs and cam? I do not like these cam. I am.
Starting point is 00:21:43 I do not like these green eggs and cam. Would you like them here or there? I would. I would not like them here or there. I do not like green eggs and cam. I do not like them Cam. I do not like them in a bank. Would you like them in a bank? Oh. Would you like them in a tank? Oh, you wrote this. Yeah. I do not like them on the run.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I would like them in a fund. Oh. I'm looking like I'm still reading. It says, I would not, could not. I would not, could not. In a sec, I would like, please like them in index. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good rhyme. And good writing, dude. Thanks. Oh, hold on. Let me get back to the script here. Let's see what I wrote. I please would like them for Rachel and me. I would like them in S&P. Oh, very good. 500. Perhaps. Keep it 500.
Starting point is 00:22:49 I would like, I... Yes. I would not like them, Cam I am. I would not like... I can't think of any rhymes of that. Cam I am? I would not like to have any debt. I would not like that at all.
Starting point is 00:23:08 You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet, man. 100%. Okay, I was joking to you guys. Actually, I didn't write that. That was an exact conversation I had with Cam.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Yeah. And you're like, we have to ride him the whole time. Yeah. It's probably tough to know which parts were me and which parts were him. But that was our first phone call. That was the transcript. Yeah. He said, hey, would you mind being poor the rest of your life?
Starting point is 00:23:31 And you were like, I would not like that, Cam. I am. I am. I would not like that in the future. I would not like that Camcoma I am. Yeah. I would like that's how that went. And he said, well, let me help you with that because that's what I do. I am. Cam, I am. Anyway, uh, Cam's great. He's our, the official financial strategist, advisor, debt consolidator. I don't know. That sounded good of the podcast. And I have literally, I'm not literally. I was going to say I've literally put my money where my mouth is. But that would be stuff. in cash into my face.
Starting point is 00:24:06 You have not literally done. So I haven't, but I've gotten close to, I have physically invested money with Cam. You believe in the product. Yeah, you wouldn't, you're not just saying, hey, do it. But it's not like Mitt Mobile or something where it's like, hey, Mitt Mobile's here. We love Mitt Mobile. Hey, we're sponsored by Kia. It's like, no or not.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Like, we're not Kia people. Yes, I have literally invested money with Cam I am. Yeah. and so just let that be the proof and the pudding for you. Yes. Yes. You're in your hands with Cam. I plan.
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Starting point is 00:25:53 and we'd appreciate it. Yeah, old ninemouth.com. Okay, Tyman, more. Give us some more pilots. Yes. Okay. Third pilot, shooting guns. Oh, yeah. We went to Zach's house, and it's America. So you want to shoot some guns. I didn't realize, first of all, I mean, just how many, like, what variety and amount of guns that Zach's family owns. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Didn't realize Zach was such a gun pro. I think it was like, I just happened to have been raised in a family. It was like, we don't really like necessarily just have guns around. And I was like, it was kind of fun to watch Zach snap into gun safety course mode because you have to if you're just going to like, introduce a bunch of Canadians to shoot it. They'd never seen a gun before. They didn't know what they were.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Now these only have swords. Yeah. And so it's actually really fun. And I ended up, like, I have, I've shot a shotgun, I think is the correct term, once. Like shooting. Shot a shotgun. Oh, we talked about this. At Thanksgiving, like shot Clay Pigeons or whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I done that once, but like really not familiar with guns. And neither were the Canadian guys. that was super fun. Did you guys shoot Clay's or did you... We did some of that. We did like, there were some handguns. There was a,
Starting point is 00:27:08 this like authentic World War II rifle. Cool. That was like... Authentic. The kick on that was crazy. Oh, really? But I was one of the only ones that hit the target with that one.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Come on, baby. Don't think. But yeah, that was really fun. I'm trying to think of highlights. Oh, yeah. So our friend Peter, who is local joint...
Starting point is 00:27:28 It was kind of fun picking up random, like, tag-alongs who would, like see who stuck around for the rest of the activities. Um, but Peter was around a lot of the, a lot of the time. And he like was in charge of throwing the,
Starting point is 00:27:40 the clays most of time. Okay. And so, um, Isaac from Canada, you know, he, okay, this was funny.
Starting point is 00:27:48 He like, was one of the few that claimed to have somewhat of a history with guns. He was like, I went to a gun club. Oh. Um, and so there's just one throw that Peter is like, he accidentally goes way left with it.
Starting point is 00:28:01 And like, basically Isaac just like is tracking it just like points it almost right at Peter. And it was like, huh, Peter could have just like died. Yeah. It was, it was wild. It's like, um, but then I mean, we're, we're laughing about it and like, it wasn't actually directly at him. It was like, you know, everyone's like, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Um, and we, Isaac kind of went by Isaac Gun Club Davey for, for a while. That's good. For a while. That's pretty great. Um, yeah. I try to imagine ever shooting a gun anywhere near. one of my friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:33 He didn't pull a trigger. He knows what he did. He knows what he did. He knows what the boy knows. Bradley. Yeah. I'm trying to think of like specific stories.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Nothing as much coming to mind. But that was, those were some of the greatest hits of activities. Yeah. It was a good time. I texted Zach this Monday. Okay. We had a, you know,
Starting point is 00:28:53 long week with the boys, but I went to text on Monday. Hey dude, how's the, how was the footage from Paola looking? And, uh, he said,
Starting point is 00:29:00 for song choice, how do you feel about I'm a B by Black Eyed Peas? And I just didn't respond. I kind of like it. I mean, that's all he said. He didn't say like, it's going well. He said it's looking good as far as song choice. How do you feel about I'm a B? Do you know that song, timing?
Starting point is 00:29:19 No. Can you? Okay, I didn't know if time was like secretly like, I mean, I actually suggested it. Yeah, I was, I had his phone. I mean, there's worse songs in the world. Not that many, though. Like that would be on your band playlist for wedding. It goes like this time.
Starting point is 00:29:36 And it's a, it's just a really thoughtful. And listen to the lyrics when he says these. Don't get caught up in the melody. Because the melody is all over the place, but listen to the lyrics. All right. So, yeah, see if you can, there's, there's, there's, there's hidden meaning behind everything. Yeah, it's a pilot. I'm a bee. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, am a, I'm a, am a, am a
Starting point is 00:30:01 I'm a-a-a-be. Dude, okay. Yeah, okay, Zach. It's pretty sick, dude. That's most of the chorus. And then I think it has some words, some language, some laying, from what I know. Like bad language? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:13 So, I don't know. He's a gun guy. He's a words guy. So what did you say back to, you didn't respond? I didn't respond. That's pretty Zach, I think. That's great. There's some, listen, I think there's worse songs.
Starting point is 00:30:30 I think it could be a cool. montage song. I've seen, what's it? There's a, there's a movie that has it in there. Just so many other songs. Yeah, you're right. There's a movie that has that in there. I want to say it's the other guys, maybe.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Holy cow, Zach directed that. He didn't produce it. No, no, okay. There's a difference. Yeah. The other, there's some, like, scene where, like, I do kind of, it's like, it's like, it's like the song is going and everything's in like,
Starting point is 00:30:55 yeah, it is the other guys. Either slow motion. Yeah, or slow motion, still. It's like this crazy, kind of, cool, whatever. And it was kind of a cool shot. I don't know. So maybe if you're going to do that, did you have you guys all stand still for a long time? We didn't do any kind of like slow-mo, not that I know of. What was that called back in the day? The something challenge? Manikin. Manikin challenge. You ever hear about that time? Yeah. I vaguely remember seeing that
Starting point is 00:31:20 on my earliest exposure to social media. It's like, this is what it's like. Zach Beals in the city. Yeah. Zach decided at the top of the weekend, So most of the weekend we were driving we would kind of just cram six of us into Zach's Subaru for most of the places we went and he just decided
Starting point is 00:31:41 that kind of every time we would drive he would play Dark Horse by Katie Perry and it was it's funny, it's just, it's very Zach because it's like the first time the first few times it was like ah it's funny it's that song and it was like all right
Starting point is 00:31:54 I think we're just doing this every time it was great that's pretty funny yeah that's a good that's a good bit though oh yeah no it's great that's how you make inside jokes. Yeah, I love it. That is great. Well, time and tell them about, what was it, Monday morning? It wasn't that big of a deal. Oh, yeah. So Monday, I had, I had meeting, a scheduled
Starting point is 00:32:15 appointment to meet with this person who's going to, I think, be the one cleaning this Airbnb every time somebody's. Miguel. Yes. Her name is Veronica. Anyway, and so I was getting ready to meet with her. I think she was like, yeah, I'll come at 11. She hadn't texted me yet. I was like, I think she's still coming at 11. So I texted her at 10.30. Yeah, yeah, I'll still, I'll be there at 11. And so I had texted time. And I think earlier that morning.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Timon is that. Hey, FYI, I have an appointment with the cleaners from 11. What time are you guys planning on being out of there? Don't hear anything back from the boys for a while. And so finally at like 1035, I was like, I should probably call them. Okay. And first of all, I call Timon. I don't call Timon very often.
Starting point is 00:32:58 You call Timon ever? I don't call timing very often. Timon, you're a time. answering machine, your voicemail, is what you guys, the modern day people call it. Is it, is it you recording something that sounds like AI, or
Starting point is 00:33:11 is it AI? Let me, let me call time in real quick. Sure, I'm very curious what this is going to be about. Let's see. Because I can't remember what my voicemail is, if that's nervous. Well, it's because what ended up happening was why I ask why
Starting point is 00:33:27 I'm not sure is because you answered halfway through the voicemail, like greeting. I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I like that we can do that these days. But it sounded a little bit like AI, but also was like, this could also just be somebody like Timon being silly and recording something like it.
Starting point is 00:33:49 So, but anyway, long story short, time and was in fact asleep, as was Zach. He's like, yeah, yeah. I said, are you awake? He's like, as of like five seconds ago, yeah. It's like, all right, you got to get him up. I'm sorry. Yeah, but I felt bad.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Let's see. Timon, do you want to answer that? You want to press end so we hear the voice? Oh, I didn't know if that. Here we go. Please leave your message for 9.1, 3, 4, 8, 8, 3. First of all, that's that. That does sound like a weird voice.
Starting point is 00:34:24 I swear it was different the other day. Oh, it sounds like a robot. All right, fair. It didn't like Simon at all. I swear. I swear it was like a man's voice the last time. Oh, interesting. Now I'm creeped out, dude.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Voicemail if you press it in the call. Yeah, I always thought that you, if you pressed end, it just like didn't do anything. It would just like cancel it. What? I thought voicemail was for when it just like went on and then they didn't answer, then the voicemail. I don't know how anything works. All right. One more time.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Just, I'll, just in case there's a difference. Just to validate me. But anyway, it sounds like timing did not use a, or use. use one of his friends to like be silly. Yeah. I should though. I would like to be one of those guys. Like I'd be okay with that that has like a funny scripted voicemail like involving multiple people.
Starting point is 00:35:13 That sounds fun. Yeah, or just sing to him. I think you've got a few years of your life where you're allowed to have a silly voicemail. Yeah. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:35:25 At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. Who? Timon, did you get DJ? JX to record a voicemail message for you? That, okay, that's, first of all, I'm not crazy. Yeah, you're right. Yep. There's a different voice. Yeah. But also, interesting that there's a different, like.
Starting point is 00:35:44 And also, yeah, time is right. I'm glad that I'm validated for thinking. I would have never thought there would be different responses to, like, send him to voicemail no matter what. So if you get that greeting, maybe for sure, it's somebody's ignoring you. I don't know. That's interesting. But who is that guy?
Starting point is 00:35:59 I've never heard that. No, that's what I'm saying. It was like, it sounds like something that a Gen Z kid would know something or like do some other recording or being silly. Like, yeah, we actually just had Oliver do that one night. We were bored at home. That's what I was curious about it. Huh. I called Luke Kogan the other day and his voicemail was something.
Starting point is 00:36:17 I literally, all I said in my message to him was, you would have some dumb voicemail like this. It's like, it's like something like, please wait while we get a response back from the person. you're trying to call. And then it's like three seconds. It's like, they said they're busy and they'll call you back. I'm like, what? Just do a normal one, please? Anyway, it was something like that.
Starting point is 00:36:43 I'd never heard that before. I don't know. I'm blind to the world of fun, weird, crazy voicemail. Well, and then there's this new thing. I don't have it set up yet, but like you can have somebody like to avoid scam calls. You can have that setting on your phone where it's like they have to tell you why you're calling them. You've heard this?
Starting point is 00:37:00 Like you have to like identify. who you are. It's like, please tell us why you're calling and then we'll basically let you through or not kind of thing. I don't know. Huh. So all sorts of things with phones, guys, but. Fones are crazy. Yeah, sounds like Time and the Boys had fun. Yeah. I'm trying to get some critical feedback from them, but for most part, it seems like they just had good feedback. I was trying, yeah, trying to think. But truly, it was just like, besides that toilet paper holder, which you'd already mentioned, it was like, this was a great well-furnished house. Sweet.
Starting point is 00:37:31 It's great. Success. Yeah, exactly. How is your house doing? It is fine. It is officially dry and clean down there. They had all the sensors and stuff, and they came by, they came by on Friday, I think. And we're like, yeah, it's still kind of wet down there.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Because they, like, clean out all the two by four, like studs. Like, like, some of the wood is still wet. Okay. So this is funny. And in hindsight, I agree with Catherine, but they're like, we can come back on Sunday if you want. And like, these fans are kind of loud downstairs. Like, and like there was one upstairs for a while. And so it kind of like drives you, drives you crazy a little bit.
Starting point is 00:38:12 It's kind of like low-key torture, in my opinion. Like, we can't watch TV very easily. Like, we can't really even have conversations. It's that loud. Yeah. I mean, it's loud enough. It's not like it's, we can't, we can function okay, but we can't enjoy most of our house anymore. And so they're like, we can come back Sunday if you want to. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:38:32 yeah, great. You can come back anytime Sunday. We'll give you the code to even come in, whatever. And Catherine's like, it's Easter. I can't come back on Sunday. Like, I'm like, well, they work 20, like they're on call 24 seven. Like they, somebody's working no matter if we say for them to come or not, you know, Catherine's like, but it's the principle of the thing. Have you come back on Monday. So I was like, she's right. We should, yeah, honor that day. But I'm like, I just want to get these fans out of our house as soon as possible. So, but they came back Monday and it's all good.
Starting point is 00:39:01 So now the process is just like figuring out, getting bids for all this stuff and getting the insurance adjuster all these bids and having him come out. It's just, I told somebody the other day, I was like, I don't always say this, but like right now I just feel way,
Starting point is 00:39:18 like I feel like there's way more to do than I have time for. Like, yeah, I just feel overwhelmed is not the right word. Well, yeah, maybe it is the right word because sometimes it's like, I have so much to, do that I don't know what to do. Like, it's like, where do I even start doing stuff? Like, I could do
Starting point is 00:39:33 this over here, this over here, like this right in front of me, you know, but it's good. I mean, it's just one of those things where every day I feel like I go to bed like, oh man, I got a lot to do tomorrow. Okay, I got to figure this out. So like yesterday, I think I met with like six different people, you know, throughout the day, like different appointments, either here or at the flip house or, and then I bow had his first baseball practice. We went right from there to church. And So it's just like a busy, busy season. But, yeah. I mean, overall, it's going to be good, though.
Starting point is 00:40:02 It's going to be. They're going to remediate it all. They remediated it all. They're going to, like, reconstruct all that area of the basement, which is good. It's just a matter of making sure we do all the right things with insurance and don't go in the wrong order. Like, insurance is a racket, dude. I just don't understand. Yeah, yeah, I'm out.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Yeah, dude. It's like, I'm very grateful that they're going to pay us for this thing. But it's like, I pay you every month. And you get mad if I don't pay you on time. all of a sudden when I need you. Like, yeah, we'll come in like three weeks. It's like, all right. I need you.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Like a good neighbor. I thought you guys were going to be there. So anyway, but yeah, it's fine. Overall, it smells normal down there. Yeah, the yard doesn't have poop it anymore. You know, we're making strides. Do the kids care? Do they notice?
Starting point is 00:40:53 No. I think Hattie, well, I think they care. about not being able to go down in the basement. Like for, they cared about that because that's where Haddy love to spend like her quiet time in the afternoons. But, um, no,
Starting point is 00:41:06 I mean, it's been such nice weather and stuff. They're just playing outside all the time. So, um, yeah, they're all good with it. They definitely noticed the smell when they first would go,
Starting point is 00:41:14 like, there was times where Bo wanted to go get his legos downstairs. I'm like, you can go down there and grab something and come back up. He's like, I can't do it. It stinks. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:43:12 Easter brunch with my family. And then obviously Sunday was Easter church. And we went to military Bob's house for lunch. That's fun. And, uh, and, uh, But yeah, Friday, our good Friday service our church is really big. Like we have two of them. And one of the responsibilities of the deacons is to serve communion at church. Cool. And just kind of circumstantially, I have not been available to do that yet. And so my first time to do it was like, you know, packed house, good Friday.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Super Bowl. And like, on one hand, it's pretty easy. Like, we're at one of those churches that like passes them through the rows. We don't have people go to the front to take communion. got you. But at the same time, I was like nervous. I was like, I hope I do this, right? And there was only one time, like, right before I went, I was like, oh, I need to pass.
Starting point is 00:44:02 I was going down like an aisle and I was like, I need to pass to this aisle, but also I need to like turn around and get this eye. And so, yeah, there was only one time where I was about to pass down the aisle and I noticed they were already starting the other direction. And I kind of fake the girl out. I was like, never mind. Jab stepper. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:22 going back door. I did. And I jokingly was just like, you don't get any, sorry. She thought it was funny, but yeah, I was like nervous about it, but I think I did fine.
Starting point is 00:44:31 The nervous communion guy. Yeah, there's a pile for you. Take, take this in remembrance of me. Just do it. Just do it in the remembrance. Jesus said that.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Not me. Not me. Not me. Jesus said. Not me. I'm just quoting. I'm quoting. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:44:44 pass your hotel, though. So anyway, it was, it was fine. Well, great, give yourself? Oh, I'm pretty hard of myself, so I'd give myself probably an A plus. A plus Deacon. A minus,
Starting point is 00:45:01 A minus. Okay. I would say, I think, I think composure wise, out of the park. Yeah. No one knew. Yeah. No one knew I was sweating bullets under those pits. That's why you were two layers. That's right. But yeah, I did, I did have a little, little hesitation on that top. It was the top row, so that's, that's where it got. I got too comfortable up there. Took my eye off the ball. So anyway, but I've just learned like in every, in every situation these days where I don't know what I'm doing. I just tell something. I'm like, I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit nervous about this. Is there anything I need to like think? I used to just be like, oh, I don't know. I don't want to tell people I'm struggling with this. I think it's something that, yeah, you and I've developed our 30s and like somehow timing already has
Starting point is 00:45:45 it, you know, like when you shot the wedding, you're like, hey guys, don't do this off and I'm going to look at my phone and look for a poses. Yeah. That's a good skill you already have. Seriously. Because that's like, why not just ask somebody for this help? And they'll be like, oh, yeah. Like the confidence in humility.
Starting point is 00:45:59 That's how I describe it. Like, yeah. I'm confidently sharing with you that I don't know what's going on. It's okay to not know how to do something you've never done before. You know? Like, it's okay to not like know how to do it perfectly and like to ask a question about it. Unless you are like with like some sort of construction worker or like someone's changing your oil.
Starting point is 00:46:18 and then don't tell that, then just fake it. I'm even, yeah, we're all set. Okay, yeah, great.
Starting point is 00:46:25 The whole axle needs to be changed. All right, yeah. All right. That sounds, that sounds like a big, so it's like going to be like a couple days.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Why be out of here in five minutes? You can do it in seven, seven minutes. Got it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I've even started being like,
Starting point is 00:46:41 tell me, tell me, I don't know what that means. You're the ones doing this. I don't, can you explain what that? Is that necessary to do that? I'll say that sometimes and they'll be like, no, it's not that big of a deal.
Starting point is 00:46:51 As long as you're not hearing anything, you'll be fine. You're like, how do I reject optional cookies? Like the equivalent of that to what you're forcing on me. I want only the necessary ones. It's nice, dude. I have some friends that are like mobile mechanics, like almost like mechanics, but also have, like we'll just do stuff for me on the side. I'll take my list of stuff the dealership wants me to do.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Take a picture of it and say, do I need this? Can you do this? Is this something that needs like the computer thing, you know? So that's kind of nice. But yeah, anyway, Easter was fun. I'm trying to think of any Easter egg hunt was good. Henry's Blast. I mean, they're all fun in the Easter egg hunt.
Starting point is 00:47:33 I don't know. Do you grow up big? This is a question for the tape for that room. Were you guys big on the Easter bunny aspect of Easter? Is it a kid? I wasn't big on it, but we did have, we did get a present for, But it was often like a functional present, like a belt. Oven mitt.
Starting point is 00:47:50 An oven mitt was a big one for the girls. My dad really wanted to emphasize that for a bit. Yeah, like I feel like I got like, oh, you know, because Easter's always the Sunday, it's like, you really dress up for Easter. So you got to get in your belt or, you know, whatever. Like I feel like we got like some candy and then something more like practical. Okay. Is the idea of the Easter bunny that he gives gifts?
Starting point is 00:48:15 What do you mean the idea? No, does that what these are... That's kind of what I was asking about. I thought it was a bunny. No, no, I thought I was like a local... He only goes to certain areas. You think it's a he for sure? I lived not where they
Starting point is 00:48:27 would deliver the gifts. Really? Well, there's so many bunnies around. That's what I was wondering. You'd be surprised. Where I live. Not with Zach around. Not a lot of squirrels and not a lot of bunnies.
Starting point is 00:48:41 So no, he didn't... They didn't cover my area. Okay. You were outside of the... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Amazon drone delivery. You're out of floodplain.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was the youngest. I figured out, I learned about Santa and all of his antics and wonders. I learned about those pretty early. And so I think it was more just like a, oh, fun, Easter, Easter treat. Easter bunny game, you know. Did you do anything? We kind of talked about the incorrect opinions.
Starting point is 00:49:14 I'm trying to remember, like, for whatever, and I had a way easier time with the tooth fairy and with Santa Claus and the whole like extra large bunny rabbit fair who only he doesn't really
Starting point is 00:49:26 have any special talent he just hides eggs and not that craziest spots honestly I found him pretty quickly like it was like this isn't magical enough for me now that what the tooth fairy is up to that's crazy that's crazy how do you know?
Starting point is 00:49:37 Yeah leprechauns and how do you get there leprecons are cool like that makes sense Santa's cool but like when have you ever seen a bunny that big That's the thing. It's too unrealistic. They're always on their back two legs.
Starting point is 00:49:49 They're humongous. Humongous. They're not to scale. And so I like the hunting. I like the dying. I really like everything but the large rabbit. And we got gifts to. We'd always get like a basket.
Starting point is 00:50:01 That's what I was going to say. We did baskets. It was like right outside my door, though, when I woke up. I woke up and there's a little basket. Or maybe it was on the dining table some years or something like that. Oh, that reminds me of another story with the Canada boys. we at Zach's house on Easter we did a the name sounds wrong a Jesus hunt
Starting point is 00:50:20 now it was like those you know those little tiny Jesus figurines yeah yeah that um that you see in random spots it was just like a bunch of those that were hidden around Zach's yard and his nephew Chris was like it was basically just all of us guys got to make it Chris's best hunt of his life it was just like we would we kept you know we're just he's probably, I'm gonna get this wrong, he probably eight or nine years old,
Starting point is 00:50:46 if I had to guess, just like, you know, you just mess with them the whole time, like, and just subtly guide him towards where these are hidden and just like where, there was this window sill that, um, initially had like four of them just all over it. And it was like,
Starting point is 00:51:00 oh, like check this one, like here's a bunch of them right here. And then just every time he would turn away, we'd like replenish it. And it was just like, it was great. You keep forgetting to get these. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:08 And so that was just so fun. That was just like, I love when, everyone else is down to just be like, yeah, this doesn't matter. Let's just make this, just make him find them everywhere. It was so fun. How many Jesus are we talking? I think there were, I think he found 70.
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Starting point is 00:51:56 Wow. Okay. Yeah. It was mainly just this kid? I mean, yeah, I think he, yeah, each of us ended with about maybe two or three and then he had 70 something. That's great. Yeah, that's a good time.
Starting point is 00:52:10 Not bad, kid. Yeah. You went to Iowa. Tell us about it. I did. Nice old time in Iowa. Yeah, Rachel took a half day off work Friday. Try to get up there early. And, yeah, just kind of hung out. I mean, we didn't even do that much, but it was still great.
Starting point is 00:52:25 I mean, just hung around the house, played some games, watched some home videos. Okay. That was fun, seeing the psycho that Rachel was as a kid. How were we watching his home videos? They still have a VCR. Okay. So it was fun. We had to bring up a couple different TVs until we found one with the right, like, hookups and set, you know.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Yeah. sports and stuff. Rachel was a psycho? A little bit. Just like, just different than I was as a kid, you know, like, like my home videos are my parents egging me on to do things. And Rachel's home videos are they're like, Rachel, stop. Calm down.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Quit it. Yeah. I mean, kind of. I mean, she was a good kid and she was fun. But yeah, I think her just growing up with two brothers on either side of her, is different than how I was. But it was really fun seeing her like that. And then we did.
Starting point is 00:53:12 Easter service Saturday night at their church. But then Sunday morning, we still wanted to watch the church that we go to when we were like visiting Rachel's grandma in Florida. Oh, okay. I think I've talked about this on the podcast before. Yeah. Because, like, it's a great church down there in like the Annemary Island area, Cortez, and we love the pastor. And so anyway, we turn that on. And it's funny. Sorry, I think I do have allergies or something. I think it's more than just I think I got what you guys got. Something. I know. Something's going on. Something in the water. So as we turn it on, there's this whole debate in the family, like, all right, we'll stream it to the TV. And then it's a Facebook stream. So on the right side, you could see
Starting point is 00:53:50 comments. Uh-oh. And Angie Coop is like, can we go full screen? It's the whole thing. And Rachel's like, I kind of like the comments. She's like, of course you do. That's what your dad is always saying. Your dad likes the comments too. He's like, I like seeing him. So there's this whole back and forth. I'm like, should we, do we need the comments for a church live stream? And they were about halfway through. Was there some comments? There's comments. Like a lot? Not a lot, but there's some, you know, 10. Yeah. And about halfway through, the sound kind of goes out on the live stream,
Starting point is 00:54:20 so we're trying to figure out, is this RTV? Is it not? And what do you see? Comet pops up. It says, is anyone's sound not working for them? So first of all, we're like, that's why you have a comment, son. That's right. That comment is from ghosty Angela Birdwell.
Starting point is 00:54:36 We're like, what? What? Oh, my gosh. So I'm in there. I go, Angela, didn't fancy sick you here. Happy Easter. Yeah. What are the chances?
Starting point is 00:54:51 Has she just been like virtually going to church here for ever since you talked to her about it? She replied to my comment. It was like, happy Easter. I always love putting this on when I'm getting ready for church. Wow. Okay. That's that.
Starting point is 00:55:05 That's a pre-workout. We're pre-game in with Cortez. Wow. Wow, that's wild. Yeah. That's wild. It was after we made this whole thing about, you know, the comments. No, you're going to want the...
Starting point is 00:55:21 Yeah, yeah, we need that on. Dude, what are the chances? I had no idea. If you guys want to also tune in, I just double-checked it. It's Harvey, Harvey Memorial Community Church, Bradenton Beach, Florida. Okay. That's where Angela pre-games, you can too. That's amazing, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:39 I couldn't believe it. Jump in those comments next time you're putting some hands. spray in. I don't know what girls do. Say what's up to Angela next week this Sunday. That's amazing. That's so good. Yeah, were you just, were you like, maybe it's a different Angela Birdwell? Was there any? I think right away. I was like, that has to. It has to be. My only thought was like, can she somehow see that you are watching it? And so she also like, I mean, this is probably like Steve Coop's Facebook account. That's what I'm saying is probably not even your account. Like, that's insane, man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:11 kind of fun, little Easter miracle. Birdwell gets the stalker of the week, if so. Stalker of the week. Something else happened to Easter morning. This end up not being super climactic, but we're just sitting there having a nice, just time in the Coop's house, and we see that the sheriff pulls into their driveway.
Starting point is 00:56:31 So we're kind of like, that's probably not good. He's either delivering a casserole or, yeah, getting ready to arrest somebody. And sheriff pulls in, and we're kind of like watching him for the window. Like, where is he going? Is he coming to the door?
Starting point is 00:56:46 He, like, drives to one of the barns, just picks up one of, like, Steve's just, like, hired hands. And then he just, like, gets in the car and drives off again. We're like, what was that? Why do you get in the front seat? It's going on with the sheriff. And then, like, five minutes later, sheriff comes back again and, like, drops off the hired hand.
Starting point is 00:57:03 I was like, ah, wrong guy with Steve, we need you. So he's like, what do you need to me for? And it turns out he had left his, you know, one of his farm vehicles in a field, and because it had rained, they were worried about it flooding. And Steve was kind of like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll take care of that.
Starting point is 00:57:20 And then afterwards, you know, he's like, they always overreact. The car was fine. Sheriff's not a farmer, you know? Yeah, I think that's what it is. He's like, he's fine, barely touching the bumper. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, there was like, I mean, I was like filming it.
Starting point is 00:57:34 It was like, this is hilarious. Like, we're getting visited by the sheriff on Easter. Like, what's going to happen? And then it was like, no. That's not the thing. All right. Hey, cozy earth's really comfortable. I don't know if you heard.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Yeah. I'm wearing their pants. Without planning it, I'm always wearing cozy earth. Dang it. I want to be cozy. I'm not right now. It's fine. I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:57:53 And do I look uptight? Do I look bunched? Because I am. I'm not comfortable at all. Bunched. I'm bunched in all the wrong places right now because I don't have cozy earth on. I learned that Rachel's family uses the term bunged. I think they made it up.
Starting point is 00:58:06 I don't know, bunged up if you're constipated. Yeah, I've never heard that one. one. Do you think of like plunge? I don't know. Bunger. They might have made it up. It might be a real word, but that's kind of what I thought.
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Starting point is 00:59:16 Check it. And gets a fabric between your foot and your shoe. That's right. Sheriff is just looking out for people, though, it sounds like. He was. Yeah, you're just looking out. I don't know if there's a cooler word in the English dictionary than Sheriff. Sheriff. Sheriff's a cool word, dude. Sheriff.
Starting point is 00:59:32 No one's embarrassed to be associated with a sheriff. Am I right? I think you're right. Like that's one of those words that stood the test of time in America. Do you think it's weird that Peyton Manning is nicknamed the sheriff, but no one's ever called him that? You know what I'm saying? Well, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:59:51 I don't know exactly what you're saying. Every now and then I'll see it show up in like print form or something. Like I'll see it on, I don't even know where I'll see it, but it'll be like, Peyton Manning, or Peyton, the Sheriff Manning. I feel like I've heard it. And I've seen that enough times where I'm like, okay, that is. Yeah. His nickname.
Starting point is 01:00:08 But not like colloquially. Like no one is calling him that. No one is saying like, yeah. Sheriff. Bradie versus the sheriff. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair.
Starting point is 01:00:18 There's a lot of nicknames like that. Like, well, maybe, I don't know. Like Dwayne Wade's nickname the Flash. I don't feel like people say that that often. That's a good example.
Starting point is 01:00:27 And this is why. Black Mamba even was like, like, like don't, not everyone needs a nickname just because they're good at something. That's why I think pickleball is so dorky right now because all these pro players have all these, idiotic nicknames if they're calling them instead of their names. I'm like, we don't call,
Starting point is 01:00:41 I mean, Patrick Mahomes doesn't even have a nickname. Tom Brady, what do you call him? It's like, just let them be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if anything, like, just, like Tyson McGuffin could just be T-Mac, which I know that's like already like a basketball player's name. But like, it just, like Tracy McGrady was one of the coolest basketball players ever. And his nickname was just T-Mack. Alan Iverson was cool. He was AI. I mean, they call him the answer, but it's like AI is cool too. Yeah. Kobe is Kobe. If you're number 85, just go by Ocho Senko. It's easy.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Like the best ones are the ones that don't seem forced. Yeah. And in Pick of all, they're forcing it. Give us a few. Flick Wizard. What do you think that? That's probably the worst. I start with the worst one, probably.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Who is it? His name is J.W. That's his name. Yeah. So Pittsburgh, Kansas. Dang it. Pittsburgh, Kansas, dude. Southeast Kansas is a different type of Kansas than the rest of Kansas.
Starting point is 01:01:35 I'll just say that. I was at a tournament. And they were saying like inhaling from Pittsburgh, Kansas originally, JW and Georgia Johnson, it's brother's sister duo. I was like, did you know they're from Pittsburgh, Kansas? He goes, no, they look like they're from Pittsburgh. Yeah, dude, it's interesting. I mean, this is paint with a real broad brush.
Starting point is 01:01:57 But I feel like most of Kansas is like farmers, but like just good people farmers. And then there's like southeast Kansas that's like, redneck like a little more like just like trashy I don't know just like and once again broad brush but like yeah brush yeah yeah time it goes to Fort Scott every other day it feels like oh he midges he would he would know yeah I don't know there's just something different down there yeah it's really pretty down there though compared oh it's pretty yeah it's just so close to Missouri that's what it is it just gets closer to that like Joplin casino it's more and more redneck
Starting point is 01:02:32 Kind of. Honestly, that Joplin area of Kansas. It'd be it. Anyway, Flick wizard. Flick wizard's from Kansas. The wizard originally. Hey, wizard. It's called the wizard. The wizard's cool. The whiz. Like, don't say flick wizard.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Yeah, it's a really bad name. And the commentators are calling him that, like, instead of his name, just like way too often. Oh. Just way too often. That's tough. Yeah. That's rough. What else?
Starting point is 01:03:05 What's it call you? They call me little ginger sprout. I don't love. Well, I would just say G Sprout. That's too many syllables. Here comes G Sprout. Oh, what an ATP by G Sprout. Something like that.
Starting point is 01:03:22 For some reason, the other one coming to mine right now is his sister. I don't know how she got this nickname. And you're going to say, is that a nickname? I'm going to say yes, because they say it constantly. They call her Georgia freaking Johnson. Like they say the word freaking. Okay. And they just say it all the time.
Starting point is 01:03:38 I don't know why. Like even like in not exciting times. Like I'm here with Flick Wizard and Georgia Freaking Johnson. They might. They might. Yeah. Really? It sounds like somebody told them like, hey, in order to make it far in this game.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Crank up the nickname. You got to have a nickname. It's got to be memorable. Yeah. I don't know. People call me G.F. Johnson sometimes. What's this guy named? J.W.
Starting point is 01:04:03 J.W. Yeah. So that one's too bad, too. I just feel like it's like freaking. It's just not, I don't like how it sounds. Yeah. Six foot six from North Carolina. Michael freaking Jordan.
Starting point is 01:04:18 This wouldn't fly in other sports. It just looks bad, I think. Not as like a permanent thing. Like you can get excited about something. Yeah, you say it once when you're pumped. You're right. Georgia freaking Johnson. All right.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Pittsburgh, Kansas. I'm trying what some of these other ones are. Did Ben Johns have one? Tyson McGoffin? There is one guy, there's a guy named Connor. This is actually the guy that Isaac's got to be living with. We call him Garnett.
Starting point is 01:04:48 That's his last name. Go ahead. Ask the Picklewell guys. Good job. I know, I know, Rachel Roarbocker. I'm a Roar. Yeah. I'm a Roar guy.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Yeah. I'm a Katie Perry, Katie Perry Roar fan. Yeah. he's awesome guy people call him Tooie Nation I hate even saying any of this
Starting point is 01:05:07 No it's great This is perfect Twoy what twoies like When you put it in between people Is that right? Wait They call him Twoey Nation
Starting point is 01:05:15 Yeah What's a twoy Twoes a thing It's like a Two-handed backhand Putting your left hand on the paddle To hit it two-handed backhand And he's the best at it
Starting point is 01:05:27 I guess He's the whole nation He's the whole nation He's the whole nation. Now, there could be other nations. He's not Tooie World. He's not Tooie Universe. Two a universe has a little bit of ring to it.
Starting point is 01:05:36 He's just the nation. Twoiverse. Tuviverse. Yeah. You got to shorten that thing. Tui nation is too many. You gotta go two nation. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Okay. Tyson McGuffin doesn't have one, though. That's a good one, though. Last name is just McGuffin. That's a good name. That's sweet. Yeah. You know, Barstall Sports put out that article about him a year or two ago,
Starting point is 01:05:58 calling him like the most electric man in sports. So unfortunately that gets tagged along with him. And the most electric man in all of sports, Tyson McGuffin, it's like, I bet they were joking when they wrote that article. Let's not like cling to this. Like it's like, it's Bible. Like I feel like we know that's not true, right? So Mr.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Electricity. Tyson, ACDC, McGuffin. Yeah. Goodbye. Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison. Okay. I'm going to text Scott and Isaac right now. Like, hey, what nicknames am I missing?
Starting point is 01:06:33 Brad and I are trying to make fun of him. Yeah, that's good. Huh. That's pretty fun. Yeah, I don't know. I just think nicknames, nicknames need to be organic. They're never going to be like,
Starting point is 01:06:46 like was Flick Wizard, were that many people really calling him that? I doubt it. No. He had to post that somehow himself or something. Like, like, I really liked, Patrick Mahomes is from White House,
Starting point is 01:06:57 Texas. And I love the idea of calling him the president because he's from White House. But it didn't, no one else. It didn't stick. It didn't stick. Not yet anyway. But how cool that be? Like the White House. What about the white, white, white night? White knight. White whale. Power. Yeah. Just say if you're not white, you're not right. Something like that. But showtime, I feel like it is called, they do call him showtime. Oh, that's right. That is kind of fun. Yeah. But even that's, not like Showtime versus the sheriff, you know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:07:35 Scott came back with one. There's a guy named Jay DeVilleier. I've heard of him. You guys did a video. Yeah. He's a Wichita guy. They call him, well, he's also a French guy. So they call him the flying Frenchman.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Like, it just sounds like a superhero. There was a basketball player. That's a circus act. He sounds like he gets shot from a. Canaan. Do you know who the flying Dutchman is? No. I think it was a debt lift shrimp. Remember him? Oh, yeah, from Parks and Rec. Yeah. And also from the NBA. Oh, from Parks and Rec. True. Okay, flying Frenchmen. Wow, a lot of Kansas representing, that's when you know that the athletes aren't super like high, you know, high caliber.
Starting point is 01:08:20 If they're professionals from Kansas. Like, we have like one and every other, like, we have Barry Sanders was our football guy. That's. the only Kansas, like, they're in Sprouls, I guess, but like, not very many. Barry Sanders, one of the best running backs of all time. What was his nickname? Barry. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:38 That's a good question. Does he have a nickname? No, I don't think so. Most players don't. And even if they do, it's like, like, I bet if you looked up Wikipedia, Barry Sanders nickname, there would be one. It's like, I never heard that. In middle school, he was called squirt.
Starting point is 01:08:51 His aunt and uncle still do. Have I told you how I want to call Henry Tank? Yeah. Yeah. I like that. But even that. that's not really like super organic right now. And so I'm like, it might not happen.
Starting point is 01:09:03 But only one more that they could think of right now. A lot of this is unusable. But a guy named Hayden. That is Grininin. Nice. Get on my level, timing. I thought I just quiz you on pro players. I don't know that.
Starting point is 01:09:21 I'm a fan of Friday, bro. We've made videos with them, I guess. But still. People call him Big H. Okay. That one's not as bad. That one's not as bad. It's a little more normal.
Starting point is 01:09:31 It sounds like your little brother or something. Is he big? No. What about that one guy back in the day? It's called me a huge guy tiny. We're calling him like, I feel like his name was like, he had a weird name and he looked, he had the body type of me and he was a professional pickleball player. Is he still doing it?
Starting point is 01:09:46 Oh. You don't talk about like curling or something. He had a weird name. It wasn't curling. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. Now you're going to be off. He had the body type of you and he was a pro player. He was better body than me, but not much.
Starting point is 01:09:57 okay like and he was kind of a blonde like he signed with franklin way back in the day i remember like oh i know you're talking about what was that guy's name yeah dude i he no one's like seen him or i like i don't think he was ever actually a pro i think he like started i know you're talking about what aspen aspen aspen cern that was his name okay curlin yeah good job yeah i can't believe i even pull that name out yeah i don't know what he does all right i've never seen him yeah i've never see him compete. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:26 I don't know if he's alive. Too much black mold. Huh. Aspen. Yeah, I just remember seeing him be like, that guy's a professional pickleball player. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Apparently he was, like pre-COVID, maybe, when the laborers were few. He was a pro player. Arvice was not plenty. I don't know what happened to him. Anyway,
Starting point is 01:10:48 that's the sheriff. That's been sheriff. Sheriff talk. But yeah, everything else was good in Iowa. I think grown. I feel like it gets closer to me. What if?
Starting point is 01:10:59 Yeah, Iowa was great. You know, we drove back down to Kansas City on Easter, like that afternoon and evening. Typically, we would stop to charge about halfway into more and get some poncheros, which is like the Iowa, Chipotle. It's so good. You know, maybe other options. Well, it's Easter.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Everything is closed. I mean, fast food places are closed. We're like, what are going to do for dinner? One spot open. When we're trying to, like, make it home fast, Rachel's got working. in the morning, Texas Roadhouse. So on Easter, we stopped. We got Texas to go. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Went in the little side door, picked up a little herbal, herb, fried chicken or something. I forgot what I got. Super easy to go food. Oh, yeah, plastic fork, eating it while I'm driving. Like breaking the fork. Yeah, I'm just like chopping on it like a tiger. You get like another styrofoam box of just peanuts? Did they give you some rolls to go?
Starting point is 01:11:53 Yeah, we'd have a lot of rolls. Good. Yeah. A lot of rolls. But I'm not buttering that thing while I'm driving. So just straight roll. Oh, bummer, dude. That's what the wife is for.
Starting point is 01:12:03 Or the passenger. I'm not saying it has to be one or the other. But sometimes with Cathar, I'll be like, hey, I need you to put this, like, sauce on my chick-flake thing. I have a tough time delegating in marriage. I have no problem. I really encourage other people to do it in business. But in marriage, I have a tough time.
Starting point is 01:12:21 Like, I think you get married at 31. I've been independent for so long that it's still a hard habit to break where I want to do everything on my own. You want that butter. You know you want that butter, dude. This should be like marriage, pre-maral counseling. Listen, dude.
Starting point is 01:12:36 What's your favorite thing at Texas Roadhouse? Oh, the rolls, of course. And you're going to want that butter for the rest of your life. You're going to be, yeah, you're serving her, she's serving you. Like, I don't know. You're right.
Starting point is 01:12:46 I have a hard time. I think in general, people have a hard time letting people serve them, you know, like, or like, but it's like, oh man, I need that butter. Last night, Rachel, like, warmed something up for me. And this happens probably once every two weeks. We're like, she does something.
Starting point is 01:13:01 And I, like, thank her, like, three times. And she's like, I promise it's the bare minimum. Like you. We have a quick, a quick warm is just the one button 30 seconds. It's great. Well, thanks for cleaning out my plate. I promise it's the bare minimum. Still, that's so nice.
Starting point is 01:13:18 That's funny. That's great. Yeah, rolls were still good. Texas Roadhouse still good. Yeah, that's a tough one though if you're like, like, well, all fast food. But I feel like that's going to make you tired. Like that's going to get you a little bit, you know, too full if you, well, then again, if you're struggling to eat it, maybe it's not going to get you too full.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Yeah. You're kind of chew on this thing. Eat my mashed potatoes just out of the bowl. Mashed potatoes. Yeah, you didn't go french fries. You're like, no, we need the potatoes. Yeah, I want potatoes and something else. But anyway, great meal.
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Starting point is 01:16:34 but because he he like befriended this kid who was uh in like a foreign exchange student here in america and this kid was getting married in africa and invited my dad to go to his wedding. And my dad, of course, it's like, yeah, I'll go. Of course I'll go. Uh, and so he went to Malawi, Africa. Yeah. And don't know much about Malawi. He's been there before. My dad's been there before on missions trips and stuff, but... Had friends go there for mission trips. Really? Yeah. Um, it's safe. And he did not get his luggage for like five days. Really? And he had a, he was like,
Starting point is 01:17:10 and so, I don't know, this is where I'm like, I don't want to make fun of my dad too much, but I I'd at least talk about this a little bit. So he didn't buy any clothes. He just kept wearing the same clothes he had for like five days. Like, dad, they got clothes in Africa, surely. This is an excuse to like shop local. Get some. Buy some cool, like, yeah, something.
Starting point is 01:17:33 I want you looking like Rafiki by day four. And maybe I don't know. Have a stick over your head. I think eventually, like my mom, this is like just my parents, I think to an extent. My mom realized like, oh, insurance, like traveler, we have something. kind of insurance is going to be able to cover this. It's like their fault that you lost your bags. So you can buy some clothes and they'll pay you back.
Starting point is 01:17:52 And then I think my dad was like, okay, I can do that. Oh, all right. But I'm like, dad, you could have just spent, you know, a little bit of money. Out of pocket. Yeah. Get a pair of boxes. Yeah. So I need to hear more about it.
Starting point is 01:18:05 But I think they got like literally at like 11 p.m. The night before the wedding, his luggage arrived. And so he had a suit for the wedding. But I'm like, he would have had to wear like his like Oklahoma Joe's shirt or whatever he was in. I don't know what he was wearing, but geez, four or five days, same t-shirt. Classic. This is also my dad. And maybe this isn't my dad. This is his generation. Maybe this is my parents. Maybe it's just not me.
Starting point is 01:18:27 But he, they flew from Kansas City and New York the day before. And then they were flying from New York to Africa, wherever along the way. I'm not sure where they stopped. But maybe they went straight there. But you know, they hear all this TSA stuff. Like, you know, because in Kansas City, I guess it's not a federal TSA, but then other places is like New York, it is. So my dad's like, so I mean, I think their flight was at 3 p.m. I'm not trying to exaggerate dad. So correct me.
Starting point is 01:18:55 I think they got there at like 6.30 or something. Like, no. I think he was like, I was hoping you would say 10 a.m. And I was like, that's quite a bad. He was like, I hear that these lines are just really long and I can't miss it. And I told Catherine, I was like, it's going to be so fast. It's going to be so overblown. And I think my dad, I need to look at what he said.
Starting point is 01:19:13 But I genuinely think it was like, it took us three minutes to get through TSA. Let me, let me see, maybe I'm wrong about some of these details. He got there nine hours early, eight and a half hours early. Insane, dude. But they're seeing all the stuff on the news of like, look, it's back, you know, back to the parking lot or, you know, all these lines. The fear mongering has a lot of unfortunate results.
Starting point is 01:19:37 630 is incredible. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I might have been way over that's ready. According to him, he said, five minute wait. at TSA line today. Praise God. We now have two hours before our flight leaves. So maybe he didn't get there that much earlier.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Or maybe he texted me at 948. But maybe he got there earlier than that. I bet he didn't text me right away. So he got there at least by like 9, 9.30. At least, yeah. That's still incredible. Do you know what his flight path was? Did he go through the Middle East to get to Malawi?
Starting point is 01:20:10 I do not know. I have not. We're looking at our Malaysia flights. and it's kind of like same or like same price, but a little shorter to go east instead of west. It's like, and you have a quick layover in Jordan. And I was like, all in for it. And I think everyone else is like,
Starting point is 01:20:26 maybe let's not go to the Middle East right now. Oh, really? We're in a United plane. Dude, Trump would get you out of that thing. And send some crazy video when he did it. Yeah, also. The eagle swooping down and pretty unaware of everything is going on. So I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:20:41 Maybe it actually is dangerous to go through the Middle East right now. Maybe I shouldn't. I think the Middle East is always a little bit dangerous probably to go through. Yeah, it's at its baseline. What's in Ward Dogs? It's like... Triangle of Death. You seen that movie, Simon? Yeah. I can't remember it very well, but we watched it...
Starting point is 01:21:02 Where was that? Texas and the hotel? It was forced you to watch it somewhere. That's pretty funny. Pretty good. Yeah, the night before the Founding Father's Tournament, I think. Did you watch it? Anyway, miss dad at Easter, but he was in Malawi hanging out. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Yeah, really cool. He's fun. He's just like, and I feel like, yeah, my dad's always like, yeah, you know, you know, I'm going to Africa? Yeah, you know, I'm going to India. You know, I'm going to Washington. I was like, all right. And he doesn't mind those long flights.
Starting point is 01:21:32 I guess not. What's he up to? Good question. He likes to read. Maybe my mom downloaded him some stuff. but there's no way he downloaded himself. Like, you know, maybe. Neck pillow?
Starting point is 01:21:46 I doubt it, dude. He's just kind of like a, he's just kind of the guy that's like, I'll just do it. Simple, yeah. I'm fine. Yeah, I think he's just got, he's got a lot of mental strength with that kind of stuff. Like, I don't know. It's fine. That's a, it's a great.
Starting point is 01:21:58 I'm a little uncomfortable, but I'm not. Quality. Yeah, whatever. So, you just keep going. So, anyway, fun times with hearing about that a little bit. Yeah, you know, I'm going to Africa. Let's see. Great.
Starting point is 01:22:13 I'm going to put my review of the week if you guys want to talk about stuff like that. Sure. If you guys figure it on to. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:21 All right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to do mine. Go ahead. I don't know. Ashley Rahm, five-star review two days ago.
Starting point is 01:22:31 It's the Office of Podcasts. What a compliment right off the gate. Thank you. Thank you. I love this podcast. I just finished listening all the way through for the fourth time. And I'm starting back at the beginning again. That's great.
Starting point is 01:22:43 All while keeping up with current episodes. I started listening in January 2024. That's not that long ago to be able to listen to it. She's cranking. When I began my job working from home and was immediately hooked. This really is the office of podcasts. I could listen to it a million times and never get tired of it. Wow.
Starting point is 01:23:00 That's cool. As I listed through, I look forward to specific episodes and segments. Puddle City, Jake and Rachel's Wedding, Catherine's Kicks, substitute cusswords, Timon's Arrival, Bad Catchphrase, and Steve's Crawling. I could go on and on. I even look forward to hearing my favorite ad reads. I quote specific phrases from the podcast just like I do the office. I have the laughing till I have laughed till I cried multiple times while listening. Ghostrunners is part of my daily life and I am so grateful for it. Whenever I need a break from the craziness of the world, ghost runners is there. It got me through the last bit of college, my first adult job and having my first baby. Thank you, Jake, Brad, and Timon for being such wonderful men and being lights for the Lord. I hope to thank you in person someday. Ashley in Idaho. Wow, thanks. Let me read, like, that's crazy. It got me through the last bit of college, my first adult job, and having my first baby.
Starting point is 01:23:48 She's been doing this a while. Yeah. And she's been, yeah, you're right. January 24. You're right. She's quick with it. Two years. Good for her.
Starting point is 01:23:56 In my head, when I read that, I was like, wow, a lot of life can happen in this much time. But actually, it's like, no, actually, it was just two years. Ashley in Idaho. She crams. She's going. Yeah, she's going in. So, congrats on your first baby, Ashley. Congrats on everything.
Starting point is 01:24:10 Thank you for the kind. your view. It's really sweet. Congrats. Really cool. Mine is from Kopestaff. Five stars. I love how the podcast makes me laugh out loud and longer episodes is an extra treat to realize I have a podcast to finish throughout the day.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Mouse in the house episode dropped the day. I saw one in mine. Only positive part of it. Thank you, Cope stuff for the five star of you two days ago. That's kind. Cope stuff. Cope staff? All right.
Starting point is 01:24:39 Jingle time. Ooh, maybe another hymn. I liked that last time. You got any more? Oh, sure. Brian, what's a good? I don't know. You can do it as well.
Starting point is 01:24:49 Oh, wow. Take me to church. I don't know what kind of, oh, wow, that was. That was like a, oh, that's kind of a slow, good one. It's true. Well, yeah, what's like a... No, let's just, let's just jazz up it as well, baby. I'll get a little into it and you get a little singing.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Great. All right. Let me think real quick. I it is well as one of my favorite same so good it's got to be top five songs yeah don't mess it up um side note timing are you have you are you are you familiar with phil wickham's sing-along album i don't know which one is that probably maybe not it's like his like live acoustic kind of albums i don't think so he's on like four of them now okay i don't think so great version of it as well in there.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Cool. What's your what key are you want in this? When peace like Yeah. It's already jazzy. To do
Starting point is 01:25:46 doom Dum Dum Dum When peace like a river Attendeth my way When sorrows like Sea billows roll
Starting point is 01:26:01 What Whatever my lord, thou hast time me to say, it is well, it is well with my soul. It is well, it is well with my soul, with my soul. It is well, it is well with my soul. That's gone on Spotify. on Spotify right now and my dad's going to listen to it every day for the next year. I've listened that thing 25 times.
Starting point is 01:26:44 I swear I cried every single time. That's really accurate. Oh, that's awesome. Some day time, we're going to have a few more minutes and we're going to actually like record some stuff. Yeah. Someday. It'll be fun. Someday.
Starting point is 01:27:00 Someday. Someday, buddy. That was great. Thanks. Yeah, that's got to happen. I'm going to go and put a request for next week. Speaking of songs, my dad will like, I'll fly away. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:12 He's got to like that. That's, I'll bring the guitar. Oh, my God. Yeah. What a great song. Well, let's do a little bluegrass, yeah. Oh, I'll do a little, yeah, Southern Gospel. That's fun.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Thanks for singing time. Good stuff. You're welcome. People aren't going to like it, but I liked it. No one's going to like that at all. Gocey's going to lose it, but... Yeah. I liked it.
Starting point is 01:27:33 I'm happy for you. All right. Come to the getaway, we still got some spots. Yeah. I bet we got seven. I'm not going to do that. I bet we got seven or eight rooms. I'm not sure exactly how many.
Starting point is 01:27:45 Yeah, six or eight. Six to eight rooms available. Between the three sessions. We have three sessions, yeah. So. Oh, someone did email us that they. Nope. Not going to happen.
Starting point is 01:27:56 Whatever they said. Okay. You're done. Nope. I got to stop you right there. What, somebody can't come. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:03 I think they thought the deposit was the full amount. Okay, fair. The deposit is for a deposit. Yeah, the price on there is not the full amount. That's fair. That's fair. That's happened a few times before. You're not the only one.
Starting point is 01:28:18 You're one of the only ones, but you're not the only. There was a blind girl who also fell under that trap two years ago. Yeah, we forgot to transcribe it in the rail for her. Just kidding, dude. She wouldn't have liked the beach that much anyway. Yeah. So, all right, love you guys. We'll see you a Wednesday.

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