Ghostrunners - 532 - I Didn't Know a Computer Could Do That

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

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Showtime. Happy Monday, ghosties. Random thought. What do other countries' keyboards look like? Like, are there, are there, are there, are there, there, are there, there, there are there, there, there are there, there are, there? There are, there more keyboards with bigger keys. There's countries out there that have 85,000 characters.

You're 30 seconds into my Monday. You're rocking my world. I just had that thought. We've never seen an international keyboard before. No. Why not? Because they don't, they don't exist, dude. Wait.

and aren't, whoa, hold on. I know, hold on. I know. There are, Mandarin. Languages, that's what I was going to say. I forget what they're called, but. Tonal. Could be where it's more like, um,

hard to understand. Jibberish. Yeah. Not important. Where like it's not even like, individual letters making a word like what we have, but they have like, you know, individual words making like a sum of, you know,

a new word or whatever, like Vietnamese. And I think Mandarin are like this. How's it? What do their computer? computers look like. I don't know. Like, do they have a ton of tiny keys? Like Japanese, do they have, like, lines in different places and you just hit where the lines go? Don't know, dude. I bet they figured it out, but I don't know. In like in Russia and Ukraine, and those, like, Greece, we've seen those types of letters before. Yep. Which they kind of look like our letters.

Yep. But I guarantee you they don't have 26. They got to have a new keyboard. That's what I'm saying. Like, like there's no, they have home row. Quarty. Are they nine? They're, they? Yeah, I don't know, dude. I had that thought the other day and I was like, oh, I don't know about this. Anybody have internet access? No. Dude, me neither. My whole thing's bonked.

It's bonked. It's bunched. It's bunched up, dude. The whole thing's bonked up. Computers are down. Dang. No way of knowing. Start the episode, I guess.

What do you guys think it's like? I don't know. What do you guys think, ghosties? Figured out. This episode will be called I didn't know a computer. could do that. That's good. Okay. Every episode is named that now. All right, we're presented by Matry Roasters. Let's have a good episode. Let's have a good episode. Come on now. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts on white meat too Midwest. Midwest

friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet. Because it's a ghost. Just got back to Costa Rican. Street Roaster's Beans, my favorites. You just took a little trip. So it's a good day today. We're feeling real nice. So I went in last night and broke into local Chick-fil-A and swapped out their coffee with Mainsure Roaster.

So it looks like Chick-Plate coffee. Nice try. Nice try. Yep. Yep. I've been up since like five. And so I'm feeling plenty awake right now. Ready for lunch.

I'm already like in my prime of my day at this point. But I just want to let you know I might peter out at some point. Peter? Peter. Got it. I might taper down. Okay. But right now? That's fine.

Feeling just fine. I'm on the upward trend. Yeah. Timon, where are you at? I'm almost out of the grog, I'd say. Okay. Yeah. Almost out of the gulag.

Yep. What's the gulag? I was wondering the same thing. Really? I've heard it. I don't know. You've heard it. I bet it's on a different keyboard, though, is how you would, like, normally say it.

It is Russian. I think it's like a Russian prison. Oh. And it just rhymes with grog. It seems like if you were coming. out of it, you would be in a trail. That was wild. Didn't know they were able to do that, even in prison.

On my way out of the Russian prison. You're on your way out of the Russian prison. Yeah. As most people say. One thing I want to talk about right away is someone in the Ghost Ners Facebook group was like, Brad, Catherine, I bet you're excited about this. Little House in the Prairie coming to Netflix. And there was one comment that has really sat with me.

And once again, I have not looked it up. My computer's bonked. tried to like connect to the internet but you didn't have the right keyboard. Ah, it's the password. Yeah. It's all boring right now. Yeah. So I have not looked this up because I want to talk about it first. Someone said something along the lines of like, I would be interested in this, but it seems like all the characters have iPhone face. iPhone face. Did you guys see this comment? I saw this comment. Yeah. No. iPhone face. iPhone face. So first you have to start by saying, is that a typo? No. Because Apple loves to like, if you get close to one of their products, they're like, did you mean

FaceTime, capital F, capital T? Yeah, yeah. Chill, I don't type that way. I don't, yeah. I message? No, not typo. What would it be a typo for? That I don't know.

Phone face? Golden face? Yeah, I just know that they do like to like lean you towards their products with autocorrects. It's like, maybe they didn't mean what they said. Right. But yeah, I don't know. Wasn't that the comment, something like,

I'm wishy-wash on this. The characters look like they have iPhone face. Like they don't believe that they're, What? iPhone's not the, I mean, it's a nice camera. Well, it just means like a new age face. Yeah. I don't know.

People's faces haven't changed. It's the haircuts and the, right? I was saying the same thing because I think I've heard this term. And I was like, seeing that comment, I was like, I don't actually know if that can be real. Because surely, yeah, surely it's the hair and the makeup or something. Like, surely faces if not, do you know, like, the definition of the, term face face uh yeah face yeah heard of it yeah yes uh okay no the an oblong structure yeah you're writing two eyes yeah a nose and more found on humans and more and more yes my dictionary

would have a lot of and so on and so forth et cetera et cetera yeah that's how i would define a lot of things for more look at it yeah if confused google and what have you and what have you nevertheless let's move on What term are you talking about? I think that iPhone face is defined as like they look like they've seen an iPhone. That's what I've heard it at. It's like Timothy Chalmay can't be in little women because it looks like he's seen an iPhone. Oh, iPhone face. I think that's what it is.

He knows too much. But, Brad, I think I'm with you where it's like, I don't think that the face can actually do that. I don't know, man. Like that's actually a fun game time. And you probably can't do that right now while we're recording and you're switching all the cameras. But it'd be fun to be like take a picture from this time and take a picture from that time and make them look like they're in the same time period. And we try to figure out which person is modern and which person is like an old person. You know what I mean?

Because like, like, Babe Ruth. There's nobody that looks like Babe Ruth anymore. Like there's some goofy look at guys out there. Yeah. This just mean he has braces? Like they didn't have braces back in the day. Yeah, that's the thing. There's things like skin care has gotten better and like overall health has gotten better.

So maybe you do appear slightly different. But like the shape of your face, the bones. Yeah. The bones. Can't change that much in a couple hundred years. Yeah. I don't think so. Yeah.

If anything, we've gotten worse. Which maybe that's, I don't know. Or soda pop. Soda pop, not chewing on tree bark as much. I don't know what they did in Little House of the Prairie. They seem like a too good. It starts. You know, we're not sawing logs as often.

No, we are not. And that might affect our face. We also have hospitals, though. We have hospitals. So that helps our faces. We wash our hands now. Wash our hands. Watch our hands.

And what do we use to wash our face? Our hands. Soap. Probably. So plastic. Plastic. Yeah, I did see the original comment, though. Like, I can't wait to watch.

I wonder, I'm sure Brad and Catherine are so excited about this. I maybe Catherine has a way to get Netflix still like we used to like bum off her parents and at one point you know like Netflix did the thing where it's like oh you can't do this anymore I haven't watched anything on Netflix in a minute trying to think of the last thing I watched on there but OJ Simpson made in America yeah maybe no um Scott and I got off the flight yesterday and we realized we'd both watch the same somewhat random documentary without talking about it on the flight Yeah, on the flight, just like, you know, two completely different rows and everything. And I was just like, how's your flight?

He's like, I slept a little bit. And then I ended up watching this like chess documentary. I go, I slept a little bit and I'm watching this chess documentary. That's weird. Chest documentary. Yeah, when would have Scott and I ever had a conversation about chess? It was so odd. Also, speaking of this flight, you know, I've talked on the podcast about how I got Southwest A-list at the worst possible time because now there's no, like, priority boarding.

It's assigned seats. Who cares? Scott told me of one perk, the one and only perk, is that 48 hours before your flight, they open up like the front few rows of seats. So it's still not first class, because Southwest, it's kind of all the same. Is Southwest Socialist?

Never thought about this. Southwest. Southwest. The flight attending yesterday did wish us a Southwest-tastic-day. Okay. If you're into, like, kind of throwing Southwest into your words. Honestly, don't hate it. Depends on the time of day, but.

I might say something back to her. She was great. The whole crew was great yesterday. But so 48 hour window opens up and I see there's seat 1F available. Okay. I've never sat in the front row before. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Concert. You haven't. You've never gone front row. I was never first chair in my orchestra back in the day. Church? You never went to front row. No, Baptist. Yeah.

Back row Baptist. Were you guys? You guys were back row? Or back row? I mean, not back row, but no, never in the first 15. Who, out of your parents, which one would rather, which one would rather die than go in the front? Mom or dad. Which one would rather die?

All of them? All of us? Really? I think, they would both. Yeah. Both of my parents would rather die. I don't even know which one to choose. Okay.

Fair. But yeah, front row of an airplane. Yeah. Wow. You guys ever done this? Oh, yeah. I have. Oh, yeah.

I don't remember why I did. but I just remember being like stuck between two very large men in the front row. Front row middle stuck. Yeah. I sat front row one time and there was this little pipsqueak like homeschool kid that was a producer of a podcast sitting next to me. Didn't even have an iPad or anything. Yeah. A crossword.

Just yeah, I was singing showtunes the whole time. He asked me for the definition of face at one point. Yeah, I was like, buddy. It's an oblong thing with eyes and whatnot. and more. Yeah, I have. I don't remember why. I think maybe at one point,

like sometimes people don't want to sit in the front. And I'm like, like, I was like, B one time. I feel like I've sat. I'm like, there's a front row seat. I'm by myself.

Why not? Yeah. I don't love that there's no bag spot, though. That's what I was going to say. The front row is not all it's cracked up to be. Not nearly as fun as far row on a roller coaster. Tell me if this resonates with you. I don't really,

I almost need a lot of, little bit of some like it's almost too much leg room it's too much leg room for how narrow of a of a cavity you have so at least on my flight southwest i think you actually do have less legroom because you don't have a seat to put your feet underneath you just have a wall so you actually cannot extend your legs as far as your norma can oh really see i feel like when i've flown and it was southwest but maybe they've changed the flights but yeah they i feel like there was definitely more legs are fine almost too fine is what i'm sorry like i almost like a little bit of confinement.

Like, the feeling of security under? Like, I could shoot them straight out. But I, if I'm going straight, if I have that much legroom, I want to, like, bend one of my knees a little bit or something. And I can't do that because I have to just be straight out. So I don't know. Something about it. It was a little bit unnerving.

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that great either. Yeah, wasn't that great? I did get the whole road to myself and then, boy, you get off the flight quick. Well, you got the whole road to yourself. Yeah, it wasn't a full flight. Seating now.

Yeah. Okay. Scott was in row like four, whole road of myself. Isaac was in 26 whole road to himself. Wow. Okay. Anyway. Yeah, I, it is nice at the end like when it's like, all right, time to go. Oh, yeah.

I'm used to like, oh, I still have 10 more minutes on my phone or whatever. It's like, oh, I got to get ready. I carried on. The plane board. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. That's nice. One other thing I'm remembering now.

We got off the plane and we're down a baggage claim and I'm talking to Scott and Isaac. I go, you guys, you guys have iPads, right? Like, yeah, yeah. I go, do you guys have iPad cases on them? And they go, do you not? And I go, no. And I just had the revelation just now in that flight that for the last, I don't know, three years, I've been watching every movie on an airplane with it completely flat on the tray table in front of me.

And I'm just kind of like peering over it. What a psycho. Yikes. They were like, dude, you've had an iPad way longer than we have. And you've traveled a hundred times more than we have. you've never thought to prop up your iPad. I go, well, like an hour ago I did. So I'm on the right track. When you finally didn't have a tray table, it was like, man. I've just been watching it flat. That's amazing that it never occurred to you like. Is there a way to engineer something where it's like

at a 35 degree? That steering wheel cover was awesome. Is there a steering wheel cover for your iPad? I'm in the accessories portion of my life right now. And it's great. There's an accessory for a lot of stuff. I would I would so much sooner just hold it the whole time. then watch it like this. Because if it's flat, you have to get up on it. What does people be thinking? Oh, yeah, I lay it down and then I pull the tray table, so it's like underneath me. You're just, oh, okay.

It's growing on me. That doesn't sound as bad. If it's like right here, your neck ever hurt? I haven't noticed it, but this past flight, so I'm about the front row having it to myself. I was like, I think it could be better. Yeah. I think I could buy a case and prop up my iPad. Also, I think iPads are a little slippery.

I think they are. They are a little girth on mine. Mine almost looks like something you'd use to like take an order at a food truck. Yeah, you got to slip your hand. Yeah, yeah. You got to have a little kickstand on the bag. Yeah, excited. That's funny.

So you got one. Got one ordered? Yeah. But yeah, I mean, how many flights have I taken overseas? Just no case, no stand. That's wild. Just flat. Just too deep.

And not like. it's one thing to like not have a not have a case but it's the next level to like not somehow engineer your own way of propping it up like you know get something else to weigh it down the front and then prop it against the seat or something in front of you yeah you know i probably tried that once in my wallet wasn't strong enough and i was like yeah of course you can't make something that would prop up an ipay that's impossible yeah they don't make anything these days yeah look i tried it i don't know if it can be done that's pretty funny um hey how was you were in florida I was in Florida. Where were you? I was in Boca Raton. Where were you? Is this a riddle? I can pack. You've done that. What can you take through the green glass door?

Oh, I can't take bananas, but I could take strawberries. I can go to Boca Raton, but I love it in Tallahassee. Yeah. You play this game, Timon? I have. Dang it. Dang. I mean, Timon's never played, but Anna loves it.

Jerry. Yeah, that makes sense. They're related. Yeah. Jerry. Brandon. No good at it. But, Joan ass,

awesome. Yeah, I was in the South Florida area. That's what they're like calling it down there. I feel like they don't go by cities as much as they're like, what do you think of South Florida? Okay. You know. It's like a whole culture.

It's a whole culture. Whole culture. Yeah. So we'd be bopped around a number of different cities in South Florida. we're talking Del Rey Beach. We're talking Bointon Beach. Boington Beach. Oh, Boonton, okay.

Bointin. Bointin. A few other places. Got to see her in bowling. Did you? That was fun. She stopped by one night. Yeah, before an event.

So she was close enough, obviously. Hope so. I don't know how far she drove. She's like, drove like four hours. Hey, good to see you. Stick it around or that's fun. Really good to see her, her two boys. And her mom was in town.

That was fun. Oh, okay. him. This is someone who Brad and Scott went high school with and that I end up working at K. West with. Kind of crazy. Yeah. Small world.

It is. Yeah. So it was very fun to see her. That's great. Her sister married, Luke Hogan. That's right. Which I have some stories about Luke Logan. Do you?

Yeah. By all means. Right now? Sure. Okay. He has been like working like, so he's a pastor of this church in town, but he also used to do mortgages and still does some mortgage stuff. And so I've been using him for these loans lately.

and he's just like, well, he's what, how much younger than us? Maybe four years? Is he? I don't know. Something like that? Always looked up to him. Yeah. He's around the same age as us and he learned some phrases in high school and he's never

stopped. I don't know if this is more. I just made a list of them. I don't know if it's more fun. Yeah, maybe I try to give you a quick hint and you try to guess. what he would say. Okay. Okay.

So in other words, like, like, this is not one of them, but like, I use the word tight, like still. Like, that's one thing that I started,

I said in seven, three, I'm like, oh, dude, those, that's tight. Or those shoes are sweet. Like, those shoes are tight.

Like, I still say that sometimes. Luke, first of all, first of all, Luke must have taken Spanish one and no other Spanish. He knows the colors of numbers.

Luke loves using Spanish. Like, if you wouldn't mind, you know, signing those, at your earliest convenience, Por favor. Loves,

loves throwing that around. Love say, Gracias. That's a funny character. The guy who only took one semester of Spanish, but loved it. Yeah.

Like, loves throwing them up. Donets de al banio, am I right? All right. Guys got to go. Anybody know where the banio is? You know,

like, yeah. Okay, so first one here, I'll say this, this phrase or word, no, this is a phrase, quick phrase, is when,

everything is squared away, you would say. We're all set. You're all, um, I don't even know what's squared away. Yeah, yeah, we're all set. We're all set. All good, brother. You're getting there. Now, just think of, think of what Luke would say.

Luke would not, Luke would, well, I don't know. Two words. That's what's up. We? We, we, I. We, I. We good.

We good? You're close. We tight. we square you're close with we good we Gucci we Gucci that you know like there's all these like oh dude just loan stuff is the worst and just all these underwriting and all this stuff dude what is underwriting so I think from what I understand underwriting is basically like they look at all your data and look at all your information look at the house and they're the ones that like see how risky of a thing it is make sure it's not too risky and like that they can

take it on. This is something a loan guy. What are they called? Yeah. Loan person. Yeah. They are assessing the situation by underwriting. I think there's another person that's like, that's their job as an underwriter. They assess the situation. They're the underwriter. They send it back. Hey,

Luke, FYI, we Gucci. Gracious, me amigo, from another mother. Yeah. All right. Um, this is, this is a phrase for if you need something urgently. Please get this back to me. Stat. Stat.

On the ready. On the flippity flop. On the double. On the double, Mary. Yeah. He needs to be fast. Mm-hmm. Pronto.

You're getting there. I'm busting out the thesaurus right now. But it's high school-ish. Maybe college. This might even be young adulthood for us. What are the first letters of the words? Well. Well.

Two words. Let's say the first word is a, what do you call it? Like an acronym. That's not the right word. I learned the difference in acronym and initialism this week. I know. I'm like, I'm all good. No, thanks.

Bokrotone. Yeah. Um, uh, yeah. Like, is it acronym? That's not that. Well, I don't know what you're going for. That's not the right word at all. I don't know what you're going for.

What's the word when it's like NASA stands for? Yeah, that's an acronym. Okay. That's an acronym and an initialism would be like, UCLA. Because you say NASA, you're not saying NSA. Okay, this is either.

This could be an issue. So it's ASAP. That's correct. Asap Rocky. A sap Rocky. If you wouldn't mind giving me back to this ASAP Rocky. That's one thing millennials need to stop saying. Because every millennial who says it has never listened to ASAP Rocky.

Would you say that Wii Gucci is not something that people need to stop saying? That's not as bad as that's not as bad. I think all these are things that Luke can stop saying. Like Luke's a pastor of a church. He's like, oh, we Gucci. Let's get those offering plates down there. Asap Rocky. You wouldn't mind just getting that back to be ASAP Rocky. Those are probably doing two fair ones. All right. Next one, this is something that's just like, like, this is something really good. I know that's pretty vague. This is something really good. Use in a sentence, but bleep it out. I would say,

hey, the appraisal came back at this amount. And he said, oh, fire. Fire is good guess, no. Straight fire. No, it is two words. There's a few different things on this list that say blank and then a type, a currency. Blank, what do you think of currency? Currency is money.

Cash money. Cash money. Or he also likes to say something else money. Fast money. Big money. Big money. Big money. Big money, he'll say.

Big money. This one is similar to tight or exciting. Like, oh, that's dope. He does say dope. That's not on the list, but yes. Sick. Sick? No.

Hype. Hype. That's hype. Wow. Oh, that's hype. And then last one, just like real excited. Yeah, just real excited. This is a word he yells.

Dude, pumped. Pumped. Pomped. No, menitos. No. That's a good guess. Arriva. This one, I think of Steph Curry.

Treyball. No, that's a good guess. That's a perfect example of him using Spanish words, though. That's the great one. Steph Curry. I think of the announcer with Steph Curry. Bang. Bang.

He like, he's like saying bang. I like saying bang. Bang. So that one would be on your list still? It's bang. Maybe. A bang via text. Yeah, yeah.

Like we're waiting on a reply from someone. It finally came through. Bang. Yeah. There it is. Finally. Yeah, I don't think I say,

I might say easy money. I think I do say easy money. Oh, I didn't even say that one. That was one of the other ones. Easy money. I don't say cash money. I've been leaning more toward,

I've been skewing more towards easy, peasy lately. Oh, okay. Trying to help Scott and Sam's business. Just a little by little. Right. Do what I can. That's good. Easy peasy.

Anyway, Luke Oglan. Luke Oglman.com. Just saying things like that. We Gucci. Like things that you were like, I forgot that people said that. And Luke still says it. That's fun. He's awesome.

I need to see Luke. Yeah. Luke was a groomsman in my wedding and I don't really know if I've seen him since. I have one of those. I should try and see him. Yeah. We almost watch a Chiefs game at his house this year. Did we?

Oh, yeah. He was like, all right. Let's do it. Two weeks. from now, and then the time came and it didn't happen. Yeah. We'll make it happen. Yep.

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Anyway, Florida. Most everyone down. Speaking of, I guess, kind of like nicknames or just like funny ways of saying things, this is mainly a content trip. We did a couple events, but really trying to get a bunch of, video shot there's two twin boys 16 year olds very very good players i mean like basically pro players give us their name so i can remember ben and julian bin and julian johns slive slive slive okay and we've sponsored them since like last summer so you know we're nine 10 months

into this partnership and one of the videos we did was kind of like a four-man team format where the slives are the captains we've got eight dudes here you are drafting your team. All right. Give me this guy first. Sorry, this guy's second. And Julian gets to Scott. He would like to select Scott.

And he goes, all right. Next, I'll take Big Dog. Give me Big Dog. My guy. I mean, that was two hours into the trip. And we just did not call Scott anything other than Big Dog, the whole trip. Big Dog. The best inside joke of the whole thing.

That's amazing. Big Dog. I mean, it just, it was great. I mean, we did like a, this event. I mean, like three nights later, we're doing this thing. And those boys show up and they're cheering us on. And, you know, next thing, you know, I look over Scots on all fours, bark. You know, he just, like, fully went into big dog.

That's pretty fun. So that was, that was great. Big dog. There was a guy. We text, we text all the time. Yeah. Come on, dude. Yeah.

Did you ever see, like, KU basketball this year had a player that was, like, like that was this whole thing was like he was a dog yeah so like his name is melvin council you would love this guy like he was like he only played a cave for a year but he was awesome anyway um but he had a quote i think early on this season he was like if if you're not a dog then your dog food or something like that and so every time like he was a point guard so he'd get a rebound he like started dribbled down the court everyone just would be like who woo woo woo woo woo I love that and so yeah that's what scott needs to do you know every time he's about to serve you know, all the, all the bands, well, all the ghosts that watch, you know, if you're ever visiting and watching them play a tournament, you need to be like,

or just, yeah, in the comment section, just only refer to Scott as big dog from now on. Yeah, just just dog emojis. I'll take, uh, I'll take big dog or poodle if he's wearing like pink shorts or something. But big dog's awesome. Big dog was fun. The slives are also, um, like half Polish. and we got to meet their like full Polish grandmother who was like, I think, visiting,

I assume she doesn't actually live there because she doesn't speak any English, but she came to dinner twice. Okay. Got to eat. Hopefully, yeah, I mean, you got to eat. I hope she had a decent time. I mean, she just can't understand anything anyone says for two hours.

Did anyone speak to her? The Slive's mother was there who, like, can't speak Polish and, you know, whatnot. but anyway her name was or in Polish grandma is pronounced Babcha Babcha or Babushka. So we looked that up as well. So that's another just fun, just kind of names that came out of this trip. Big Dog and Babcha. Where's Poland in comparison to Russia?

West. Close? I mean, more than a stone's throw. They're not borders? I would say not borders. Okay. I would say a missiles throw away. Yeah, yeah.

They could get there via missile. Yeah. One missile could take them there. Okay. Because I've heard Babushka for, maybe, maybe it's Polish. I don't know. I always thought it was Russian. Maybe it's like all of Eastern Europe.

It's just like, yeah, babushka means a grandma. We'll share this. That's one of the most enduring words I've ever heard. Babushka? My babushka. There's no way you're not a little overweight and really good at cooking if you're a Bouchka. Was this woman, was this woman really small and skinny?

She was not overweight. Dang it. Sorry. All right. That she's not a real babushka. She's more of a bobska. Babcha. Babska.

I don't know. Something like that. That's pretty crazy, though. That was fun. When they first arrived, Isaac didn't really know, like, who was who. So he just, he was like, I guess I'll just got to assume this is the Slive's mom. This is, like, who I've been on the phone with before and everything. Oh, yeah.

Goes it gives her a huge hug and, you know, whatnot. And realizes, oh, this is not their mom at all. Really? Really? She can't understand anything. Hey, there. Hey, it's so nice to meet you. Show me your keyboard.

Yeah, Florida's fun. We had a good time. Shot a lot of videos. I'm trying to think. What else I write down? We were walking by like this. I looked like it, I mean, it was not in a college area at all, but there's a ton of college kids at this, like, restaurant and bar one night. And there's just two dudes in the corner, not where all the other people are, where all the girls are.

there's by themselves just playing darts. And as we're walking by, Isaac goes, hey, can I get a celebrity shot? And the guy goes, if we were playing one-on-one basketball, would you just walk up and ask for a shot? And I said, okay. It's kind of rude. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And we just walked away. Can I get a celebrity shot?

Yeah. What does that mean? It's a good thing in like beer pong or anything. It's like, I'm coming in just for one shot. Oh, I see. Okay, okay. It shows you how many times I play beer pong. And honestly, I may be a little lifting on the definition here,

but I'm pretty sure that's what he asks. Is that what it means, Simon? Yeah. Just take me back to my beer pong days. I mean, Timmy's got iPhone face, so he doesn't understand. Yeah. Okay, okay.

Going to like a real college or having like tailgate culture, I'm so bad at any kind of cup pong, beer pong, cornhole. Yeah. All the tailgating games, terrible. I have no practice. I have no reps. Yeah. Okay, so he was basically saying, hey, let me, let me get one shot.

And these dark guys were like, just flip, just instantly. If this is one-on-one basketball, I mean, we just come up and ask for a shot. Maybe. Like, if I'm going by for fun. And of course, you know, in the moment, we're all like stunned. Like, sorry. And then we get back to the car.

And then we're just all thinking of stuff we should have said. I mean, we're like riffing for five minutes. Like, oh, this is why no girls are next to you. Oh, this is why, you know, like, oh, I'm sure said, let's go back. Let's go back. That's funny, dude. Yeah, Florida's crazy, man. They didn't want to just, whatever.

Come on. Yeah, he had that ready to go, dude. that was not the first time he said it probably not he heard someone else say anything i'm going to use that uh fun time in you had a little improv show last night or something maybe i did yeah i was barely kind of involved because i'm barely on the team but it was really fun i was in like the first game where you have to like come up with rhymes and stuff i got two rhymes in oh and i i stopped that's better than one wait can we can how's that game work yeah let's play this game yeah okay so it's like there's a beat and then you just go back and forth like like

rap battle. You start with someone's name. Give me one syllable name. Dan. Dan. Great. So you'd... I'm always really good audience member in these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd get the, like, the beat going like, boom, to boom, to boom, clap. Boom, clap to boom, to boom, clap. I got a friend, got a friend named Dan. Boom, clap to boom, to boom, clap. I cook food in a frying pan. Boom, not's your turn. Boom, boom, boom, boom, clap. I have two fingers. I have ten fingers on my hands.

And then it would just keep going with the boom clap stuff. And then we just go around, basically. Okay, okay, okay. But the format is like rap battle, two people at a time, go back and forth. That's fun. And you got to be a part of the rap battle. It was fun. Yeah.

Can we play some more? I want to redeem. What else did you play? Sure. Or that game. I'll play that one. We'll play that one. Yeah, great.

What's another name? Or we could go to with Dan. San. I'm just kidding. Brad, Jake. Time. Yeah, I don't know. Jake? Jake.

All right. Boom, clap, boom, to boom, to boom, clap. Boom, clap, boom, to boom, clap. I'm sitting here with my friend Jake. Boom, clap, boom, boom, clap. He has really good things that aren't fake. Boom, clap. It has.

No, it may say. The amazing people have to fill in the rhyme. Like, if they make it obvious enough before. you say it. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Say it again. Like, um, I have to say, like, I cook food in a frying. I can't say it. It has to be obvious enough that you guys. So it's kind of beastie boys ask. Like, it's called Beastie Boys. They, they're improv game is. So is it? Good job. Okay. Yeah. You're, you're good at that. That's your skill. What are you guys call this game? Yeah. We're like, Dan. We're going to tell you how to play this game. And then Brad,

we need you to tell us what it's called. Okay, okay. That's your trivia. Oh, okay. Okay. So you do do you do how many do you just do one though or do you like no it's like until someone fails so but i mean like one at a time like go in a circle yeah well it's like mono-a-mono one like person-to-person battling to like who can and if the audience can't figure out what you've said that you lost it yeah or if you just can't think of a rhyme to do that also makes sense okay let's try again great and let's go a little slower sure at first great let's take this All right. I have a friend named

I can't even think of one syllable. Stank. No, let's do a different one than Jake. We already used all the words that rhyme. I know. Chris.

Is that good? Not great. Sarah, I can't think of a single one syllable. I might not be as awake as I thought I was. Tim? Tim's good.

Tim's good. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Clap. Chap, boom, boom, boom, clap. I have a friend, have a friend named Tim.

Boom, Oh, sorry. He likes eating slim, slim, slim, jims. Boom, chat, but boom, clap. I read a book about the seven deadly sins. Boom, clap, to boom, to boom, clap. This is a little risky. I'm going out on a limb.

Boom, clap, boom, clap, boom, clap. Boom, chap. Like I say, chap. Boom, chap. Yeah, boom, chap. Yeah, boom, chap. Yeah, boom, chap. Boom, boom, ba, boom, chop.

Boom, chop. Boom, boom, chop. Boom, boom, chop. Boom, chap. I can't think of a single thing. I put the plastic in the recycling bin. Boom, chap. Oh, Brad, you have a little bit of food on your chin.

Boom, chop. Boom, chop. Boom, chop. Chop. Boom, chop. Yeah. Chop. Boom, chop.

Boom, chap. Boom, chap. Boom, chap. Boom, boom, boom, chop. Chap. Oh my gosh. I got to work out. Got to go to the gym.

Boom. Chap. Careful if you do, because then you might get really slim. Boom. Chapp. Boom. The largest order of the body is the skin.

Boom. Chap. Boom. Chop. Boom. Chap. Boom. So I can win.

Boom. Chap. Boom. Boom. Chap. My will says I'm the next of kin. Kin. Boom.

Boom, tap, boom, boom, boom, chop. Ow, I just balked my shit. Boom, chop, boom, boom, boom, chop. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, chah, boom, boom, chah. Boom, chap, boom, this is kind of how it was on stage. Keep going. You be like smooth.

What did you see me out of Doug? Actually, like 70% of those wouldn't have counted last night because they don't do slant rhymes. They don't count any slant rhymes. Slant rhymes are kind of Jake's thing. That's kind of where I, where I live. I think you got to count slant rhymes. Talk to, Dr. Brandon,

the improv. Talk to Brandon. Not my dad. I think Beastie Boys did slant rhymes. Every musician ever is done slant rhymes. Yeah. All right. A little bit faster this time.

Give me a word. We were too good at that. Yeah. We got to challenge ourselves a little bit. Give me another word. Especially me. I want to get better. And also it could be not a name.

It could be whatever. But, you know, got a friend named. I don't know. My friend's name is, night night boom

chop boom chap boom chap boom chap I got you want to start I got a friend got a friend

name night boom chap boom chap boom boom chap did he have a weird mom he just

might that's a weird name that's a weird name about to take off I'm about to take flight chap chap

You want to square up? Oh, you want to... Fy! Chab! Boom, chab! Have you seen David at that place sound in... Sight? Boom, chap.

Boom, boom, boom, chap. Oh, it's my turn. Frick! Oh, God, who turned on the light? Boom, chap. Boom, to boom, chow. Whoa, so beautiful. What a gorgeous sight.

Where is that? Sight, yeah. That's all right. I'll let you have a... Bight. Bight. Boom. Did someone already say sight?

Oh, sound in sight. Is there typically like a theme? Like, are you trying to get anywhere with this? I think purely rhyme. If you're like really good at it, they'll be like also make it kind of insults to the other people, other person. It's kind of like rat battle if you can. All right. I can't.

That seems hard. Yeah. Time and I have a friend named Lato. Go ahead. You start. Boom. Just kidding. All right.

That's me. What other games you guys do? That's what they're trying to think. I'm trying to think, yeah, games like that where it's not like you have to come up with a whole scene necessarily. But I also can't think of any games where you do come up with this. I can't think of any games. So. Boom.

Some of the ones. There was like Black Friday where one person is the clerk in the Black Friday store. With the audience, you came up with like a strange object. that has this weird twist to it and was owned by someone, whatever, the people in the store talk to the clerk. Like this one item in the store

is completely free if you can find it. If you'd like find the right item. So people are just like cycling through the line. I have, you know, like this toaster. Is that it? It's like no. You know, maybe the item is, I don't know, some of their kitchen thing.

It's like, I like where you're going with the kitchen, but no, that one's not free. That one's like, whatever. And you just keep going until you get it. So that's like a really fun one. Is it like a, sounds hilarious. I like it.

It's fun. Is it like the thing is like ridiculous. It's not just a toaster. It's like a toaster that. Yeah. A toaster that every time you, every time the Bieber goes off, what happens?

Sure. Yeah. It melts your finger. Yeah. Exactly. And then it was owned by George Washington. And they had to like similar face shaped us. Get through all that.

Yeah. Ablong. Surely. Ablanc. Yeah. Different teeth. But. Yeah.

That was fun though. But. How did Zach? do. Zach wasn't there. Damn it. Yeah. He would have done great, though.

He's good at that. He's good at him, bro. Are you, is Trey's special tomorrow? Yeah. I just thought that. I'm driving to Oklahoma tonight with Zach. Wow.

And Coley? They, uh, Zach booked some shoot today where he's flying out of private jet. What? So that's kind of fun. I think he's in the private jet right now. Flying to Colorado to like film something. Then he's coming back.

Then we're going there a little bit later. Because Zach was like, wanted me to drive with him and stuff so yeah whoa he's just private jetting did like denver and back today i think so yeah this is what i hear you're private getting it all up no me neither i've been on a real small airplane yeah private it was just out of harrison arkansas arkansas i'm excited to see how private jet of a private jet this is i don't know how nice it will be but i met a guy in in south florida who um for years he ran a private jet airline okay i joke and they go i go any money in that.

It's like the first words I said to him. Like, hopefully he knows I'm joking. But yeah, he was like, we didn't own the planes, but yeah, we were like in charge of just like, that's like, that's all what he did for like 20 years. Like, that sounds fine. Oh, I think maybe Luke Warehand worked for a company like that. Really?

Yeah. Dude, how about Zach running for office? How about Zach? Let's go. Swirlhand. Yeah. Yeah, I hope it goes well for him. My friend Zach is going, yeah, running for the House of Representatives at Kansas.

Wichita area. Yeah. In like, I don't know, 2016 or whatever, I mean, we spent every day with Zach. Yeah. Whenever that era was, that was so fun. It's crazy. Yeah. Now he's making videos of him, like, giving his policies on stuff.

Yeah. But you know that guy's doing it for the right reasons. Like, he's not like some. He's such a good guy. Yeah. He's the man. Speaking of policies, I forgot last two weeks ago when I was in Iowa, Steve Coop has another running platform he thought of.

Okay. And dare I say even more trivial than his previous. was it a running platform or crawling platform good point yeah i guess probably crawling but yeah okay he's out on confetti as a celebration tool he's like he's like he's like i think i think bubbles bubbles i think bubbles still kind of gets the point across okay way less clean up that's good steed he's kind of that is now part of his governor campaign he's like down we've seen confetti yeah we get it. Keep it as big paper. Not big paper, but

that's good. Yeah, I forgot about that. That was his new thing. It's like, yeah, I've got fired up on waste that confetti is. Bubbles over confetti though? You got to get a good bubble blower, though. Okay. Because I think back in the, or not even back in the, like now for weddings and stuff, people, nah, they like to use the sparklers these days, right? Yeah. But back in the day it was rice, and then they changed,

sometimes people did bubbles. If you're not ready with the bubbles in time, there's no bubbles and people just walk, walk through an aisle of nothing. A lot of bubble celebrations in the pre-production process. Or the machines that you have or, yeah. Yeah, you don't, you can't rely on humans alone for bubbles. Yeah. Yeah. You've seen the bubble guy.

Have we talked about this bubble guy on the podcast? Have you ever seen one? I never heard of it, but. Bubble guy. Did you ever watch it? Like, watch a video of something like a, there's, there's some businesses now where these guys just make massive bubbles. Oh, I've heard of this.

Yeah. It's awesome. guy. I bet there's a great, like, subset of YouTube that just has awesome, like, bubble videos, even cooler than what this guy was doing. Can four-0 bubble men beat 5-0 bubble women? Like, there's probably a whole culture we don't know about going on. Yeah, you could, you could play pickleball with a bubble, I bet.

Maybe. I don't know. I want to play with a flaming pickleball. I think that'd be a fun video. See how that goes. Yeah. Played at night. Maybe the lines are also on fire.

Yeah. the little kerosene down. Yeah. I bet somebody will agree to let you do that to their court. You should just, you should get like a stunt man to like set you guys on fire. Just set everything. Yeah.

The whole thing's fine. Nets fire. Yeah. We are fire. We know a guy who set himself on fire. He can't a cuck, not our camp, but a different one.

On purpose or no? On purpose. No, it was not, I don't think it was Caleb Freeman. What's his friend's it? Oh, Cooper. Cooper Hanning.

Is that his name? Oh, okay. Doesn't K1? That's K1 for you. They used to have this thing where I forget what, which is probably good that I'm not saying it anyway. It's listening. But there used to be some type of like, you know, what am I looking for? Just like gas.

Oh. Something that you could easily find where like it's flammable, but like very briefly. Like it's very like people would spray it in their hands and like their hand on fire and it would just like burn out really quickly. And it was like a little thing. Well, they would do this skit, I think, every two weeks where. he would like spray it on a shirt and then light a shirt on fire and then like rip it off and jump in the pool

or something like that I guess they'd done it over and over again this time from when I remember from the story he forgot to like pre-cut the shirt so lights yourself on fire can't get it off and then like passes out from the fumes falls down on the diving board and then I think it was Peter Casey

who kicked him into the pool I mean, I'm almost positive. That's how it went down. And then someone else had to go in the pool and, like, rescue him. Yeah, Peter kind of saved him, but also kind of like, somebody get this guy. Somebody just kicked this guy into a pool. He's on fire and unconscious.

Throw him into the deep end. We have to find the guy who did this. But made a full recovery. I mean, went to the hospital, but it's great now. Wow. I have a few follow-up questions about, so passing out from the fumes, how is it like just straight fire fumes does that do that to you if you just like like where is it whatever you sprayed on yourself i think another aspect not this remote kind of remembering now is like

i think they used to just spray it at the bottom of the shirt because then flames go high enough it still looks like your shirt's on fire and i think they sprayed like all the way up so it was like even more flames and fumes than normal it was just everything about it was terrible it just seems like to how does it take less time to pass out from the the fire then just like be like burnt i don't know i guess maybe he was burnt as well but i feel like it would take a while to be like who those fumes and then you pass out maybe just and meet just like he's gone should i call peter sure yeah he's gonna think for sure it's about the house and like actually it's about the opposite what's up that's what you say hey how's gone

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No, that actually wasn't me that kicked him in. I was there. Okay. Thank you for giving me credit for that time. I thought you helped. No, I was watching in horror as kids cried and wept and started writing their parents' chicken letters about the incident. But no, yeah, lit himself on fire. It was for a skit video that they were filming.

I don't know if you're familiar with the series that they were doing that summer. But yeah, lit himself on fire. Flier did not go out as plans. I believe it was Caleb Freeman who had to kick him into the pool prior to. There was no other option. He had to push him.

Yeah. I mean, it was. He had to kick him in the ribs. He had to go to the hospital, got sent home for like a week to heal. And, but hey, didn't get fired. So got to come back to camp. Fire guy didn't get fired.

Yeah. And we, that one was kind of swept under the rug a little bit. We all signed NDAs that probably are still in effect. Well, I just wanted to make sure I had my fax rate. It's good to know you were not. Was there a second kicker, or was it just Caleb? Oh, gosh. I think it was just Caleb.

Cooper's now wife, Blair, was 100% there. I think she was just screaming in horror, though. I don't, I think she was, like, emotionally paralyzed by the whole thing. It's beautiful. Because he passed out? She didn't know what to do. She didn't pass out, but it was just like stuck in place and let her future husband just burn. Am I remembering correctly that Cooper passed out, like from the fumes?

I don't think he passed out. He probably wish he did. But got burned real bad. Oh, my. But he's married and has a beautiful family now. Married in Wichita. Hope he votes for Zach Ware. That's right.

But yeah, we're living life in Wichita. Love it. Well, thank you for providing some clarity to the story. I was doing my best to piece it together from an event 14 years ago that I wasn't a part of. Yeah, 14 years ago that you heard through the great line at a totally unrelated camp. Yeah, and none of that happened. We're all just joking around. That didn't even happen.

I'm sure you did a great job. And I'm sure that I'm excited to listen to it on the podcast. So, hey, well, thanks, dude. Thanks for answering it. I'll talk to you later. See, Peter. Have it going. See, yeah.

Oh, man. What if that all, this whole thing was just a ploy to promote Zach? To vote for Zach. Like, Zach's like, hey, I want you to, I want you to advertise that I'm running for office. How are you going to be obvious. How are you could work it in. Like, let's do the private jet line. And then we'll get in there from there.

Yeah. That's crazy, dude. Let's do Cozy Earth now. Yes. Okay. Let us. Um, let's talk about how comfortable. Let's, let's talk about.

I got something. Sorry, it seems like you, you've really got something. Mind if I interrupt? You know what? I'm going to be a team player and let you do this one. I have not even read most of this text, but Emily Brace texted me 15 minutes ago and said, uh, I heard on the Wednesday episode, Kyle wasn't giving you any more cozy earth content. Thought I could help.

Perfect timing. Thank you. The other night, we had just put a freshly washed set of cozy sheets under bed. And I'm in another room. And I hear Isaac, her husband, yell from our bedroom. So I go running to see what's wrong. And he goes, these sheets are so soft. Also, I wore my joggers for my travels down to Oklahoma and had major delays.

Was so comfy the whole time, including my five-mile airport walk. It's just the freaking best. It's the frigging best. I did see that in her story. I didn't know where she was going or anything. She's like, hey, my flight's delayed pretty much the whole day. Anyone have anything for me to listen to you? I'm going to just go walk the airport for the next six hours.

I love it. And she walked in style and in comfort, which is what Cozureth is. Both. Yes. S&C. Yeah. Bedsheets, joggers, all the things. Cozyert.com slash ghostrunners.

GRKC, 20% off. You got to go check them out. Cozyert.com slash ghost runners. Thanks, Emily. Anyway, what you've been up to? Retail Reblin or what? Oh, yeah. Always Reblin.

Dude, officially an Airbnb guy. I have you're in I'm in we had time to stay there that was a fake yep we had we had a real people stay there on this oh actually actually yeah yeah got some got some guy coming today for 10 days too his profile picture is him doing this so I'm not I'm not trying to what does that mean is it as confusing in the profile picture like what he's it what he's meaning I don't know he's just he's kind of like looking like yeah yeah he looks like he's in a graduation like that's just like this. We Gucci.

I'm like, all right. That's fine. Just don't ruin the house, please. That's fine. Just don't ruin the house. But yeah, it's starting to get booked up some, which is crazy and fun. Yeah, I was like, oh, my gosh. This is like, I, like, went live with the Airbnb listing thinking, like, it's going to take a few days.

I don't know why I thought that. Then all of a sudden, it was like, oh, crap. I'm getting bookings. I got to make sure this thing is ready. You got to get paper towel holder. I'm sure you've done the math. What percentage occupancy do you kind of need to break even on the mortgage? You would think I've done the math.

Page Farr asked me that the other day because she does Airbnb stuff. I don't know because I haven't gotten my refinanced mortgage yet, but I think it's like 55, 60%. So it seems doable. Yeah, I think so. And then obviously World Cup stuff, that's going to hopefully bolster everything. But here's the fun thing about the Airbnb. We'll be Gucci. you at the World Cup.

I'm going to use this term very, very loosely, okay? But I think the fourth person to reserve my house was a celebrity. Was a celebrity? Is a celebrity. You're a dead person. No, no, no, no, no. Celebrity is the looser. Local celebrity?

Or am I even trying to, supposed to be guessing? I don't know if I would guess because you're never going to know who it is. Got it. But I... Fun. Let's try to guess. Looked him up. Like, well, I honestly, I've been looking up every.

single person that book. It's a guy. It's a guy, Jake. I'll say this. I'll say this. You have absolutely seen at least three or four movies this guy's been in. But he is a minor character in a lot of these movies. But I said, I was like, I'm going to look this guy up on Facebook. And I look him up. Maybe I just looked him up on Google first or something. 450,000 followers on Instagram. Okay. Wow. Cool. He's a thing. And he's staying at your Airbnb and me? Yes. He's coming into town for Big Slick, which is like the big, like, celebrity baseball game, softball game.

the royals do. So it's like, you're wanting us to guess this guy. So give us like, yeah, yeah. Like what's like maybe the genre of movies he might be in? He's been in Dune. Whoa. He was in the Dark Knight. He was in Oppenheimer.

Wait, this is, you know him? No, I just, I feel like I've seen. I don't know. It seems familiar. But that's because I've heard of those movies maybe. Oh, I feel like I've heard of these. Hold on. This is familiar.

This is really familiar. Wasn't he in Forrest Cup? Batman. Batman is staying at your age Christian male yeah um David Dutch Malson yeah that guy you do recognize him he is a he is scary looking I I'd prefer oh yeah this guy he's in prisoners prisoners that's the one I was gonna say because you like that movie a lot you like that movie a lot dog turn it sideways what's up big dog oh yeah this is great he's in Antman or something he's an ant man yeah because he's over the

park guy. He is from over the park. I had no idea. Okay. Which so is Paul Red. That's crazy though. That's like a, he's a very accomplished actor. Yeah, well, what was, what, like, really, like, intrigued me about him is like, he booked maybe I shouldn't, whatever. Don't, no one tell, no one

comment on his stuff saying, hey, I know where you're staying. Dude, this is Patreon. No one listens to this. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Um, but like his, once he like confirmed the booking, you can see, it'd be kind of fun. I bet if you booked with somebody would be the same way, but it's like, all the different places they've been. Like, you can see their profile of, so it's like, he's been to, you know, L.A.

and he's been to all these different places. Like, you've been to Greece. He's like, wow, this guy's a world traveler. And he's choosing to stay at my play. He wants me. He wants my favorite towel holder. I was like, that's kind of interesting. He's got a pretty distinct name, so I look him up.

That is very interesting. I was like, that guy looks like the guy from that scene in the dark night. Like, I recognize it from the dark night. Yeah. Anyway, kind of wild. Yeah, very recognizable face. Yeah. Not a good name for, I mean, once you know him, I guess you know his name.

Yeah. You don't remember it. Not exactly a stage name. Anyway, kind of crazy. So you're all, you're all bunched up. You're all booked up. We're doing pretty well. I haven't gotten any World Cup bookings yet.

That's like the big. That's going to be like a big fun day. With that start again? June. Should I convince my parents to like give up our house for that? Or are we too far away from World Cup? Give it up forever. I would say put it up there.

if they'd be interested, I would entertain it. Yeah, because I feel like a house that can hold a family of 10, like sure that's like people would like that, right? Yeah. You could also, you could hold way more than 10. Oh, yeah, I'm saying like our house, like, yeah, it's like, that's what I was thinking, yeah. Yeah, I think your mom would say absolutely not.

That's what Catherine said. Probably not, though. She didn't really say that, but Catherine, I was like, we should just see if we're, we just go to Texas for a month. Yeah. Just see if it. And she's like, yeah, but people will be sleeping in our beds. Oh, yeah.

And there's also cribs in some of the rooms. Oh, yeah. And we had to move all our stuff. I was like, fair. But we also might make $30,000. They buy new cribs. Yeah, I was like, we could just buy new house. But yeah, like, do you think Bucyrus, Kansas would be like close enough still, like, where people would, but I don't know.

It seems like probably not. But at the same time, everyone's acting like, there are people are just going to be looking for places. is left and right. Huh. No idea. David Dalsmaltian might be back. Maybe I should just... Should I, like, somehow show that I know who he is?

Like, should I give him, like, a welcome basket of... Hey, how was your first night in the house? Was it dark? Was it dark enough? Dark enough? Yeah. Dark enough in the night? Did you get locked in?

Prisoner? Up. Do you need... Call the... Hoppenheimer's? Go with the dark night one. Stoppenheimer. Boom.

Clap. My friend's name is Oppenheimer. Boom. Clap. Blat. He's unemployed, so he doesn't have a jobpenheimer. Boom. Clap.

Chap. Chat. Anyway. So, yeah. I learned the hard way. I provided K cups for this last family. And maybe I didn't learn a hard way. Maybe I should give them the bed.

You learned it the medium way. I think they stayed for three days or three nights. And I gave them a Costco size, like just put the Costco size cakeups out there and the ground coffee. They took them all. Just took them? I think so. Maybe they used them all. Maybe I should just say, no, they used all of them.

But I think they just took them home with them. Okay. So I'm like, all right, maybe I should lock up my coffee? I don't know. That's interesting. Okay. How much should I provide? this next guy's coming for 10 days.

Do I need to try to provide him coffee for 10 days? Or do I say, like, hey, we'll get you started and then you got to go on your own. You know? You could provide him coffee every day staying there, but you could also like ask you ahead of time like, hey man, you a coffee guy? Anything you get you, Mr. Mountain Dov Mosham? Yeah, I know. You a coffee guy or more like aspiring Oscar winner? Anyway.

And they also took the dish soap? They took the soap? I think Unless I didn't have any But I know I got some So why don't we text Zach And make sure He didn't take all these things

Yeah Was it you guys I don't know I don't know Yeah the cleaner was like FYI you don't have any dish soap I was like I should have some dish soap

And she's all she replied was no It was kind of intimidating It was like yeah There should be There should be some dish soap there No Not uh I don't think so

I don't think so Um Can I do a little show and tell for you guys? Yes. I have something. I'm in my pocket. I'd like to show you. Close your eyes. Okay. Let me get these all set. These.

Earrings. When I open my eyes, should the camera be on the wide camera or the camera on you? These. Puppies. It could be on me. Okay, great. Alligator. Tiny alligator. Open your eyes. Whoa! Mr. Worldwide. Went to Boka Raton.

South Florida. All right. Let me ask you guys some questions. Let me ask you a question real quick. Let's ask him a few questions. Let me ask you. How was it performing in the halftime? Let me ask you that. B and venidos.

What did you think, like, did you wish that you had more than one hit or was I-sized baby enough to just, you know, get you through? These are good questions. Timon, you have any? How many grand? For those? How many grand? You can buy them off you. Name your price.

What's it like to have court side seats with it, Miami Heat? Oh, South Florida. Yeah. What's it like to live life with rose-colored glasses? You like that? Yeah. That's it. Can I ask you guys some questions now?

Yes. What is the name of the female pro player that Friday sponsors? Italy waters. Rachel Rohrabacher. That's correct. What is the name of the new paddle line that we dropped last month?

ORA. ORA pro. Thank you. ORA. Now, what if I told you that Rachel Roarbacker's dad works at the sunglasses company?

What if I told you that the name of these glasses happens to be called the aura glasses? And then last What if I told you that with the touch of a button, I can change the color of the lens. How about that? Now, that's fun.

That's wild. How do you like that? All right, so let's ask some questions now. Oh, wait, let me answer your question. I would be like, whoa. Yeah, thank you for answering. I told you that. Oh, that's pretty cool, actually.

Yeah. Do you charge those? Yeah, you have to charge them. they have a pair that looks less bad bunny ask they were gonna get what's why would you wear it though why would you want though yeah I don't know those look great what yeah there's like a crazy amount of technology a way you can like plug plug something into them or you like set them on a

plug something where are you plugging there's like some like little magnet like ports underneath here magnet ports huh what other what you say crazy technology just like to be able to like change the color of your glasses I think they're like the first in the world to figure this out. Do it some more. Do it again. Was that another one like blue light or is that nothing or? I got no idea.

This one feels like pretty like rosy. Yeah. Pinkish. Yeah. Pretty blue. Yeah. And then more of like a yeah. Darker red plum. Some sort of havesy. Fun. Wow. So you guys are going to get some? These don't really, um, fit my vibe exactly.

But I thought, hey, I'll wear them for a couple days. the podcast and they'll send him to Andre. They fit Andre. That's his vibe a little bit. I think you could force him to fit your vibe. Okay. You know what I mean? Get a couple dangly earrings and get a fade and

yeah. I think you should wear a white suit around. Yeah. Yeah. It's like linens. I think Cuban. The bluish fit your vibe more. You got it.

You got it. No problem. Oh. Coming right up. I don't know what you're on. I'm just touching random things. I like it. But they have more of like an athletic looking pair of sunglasses that also has like some cool

technology in it too. That's pretty sweet. Wow. But yeah, it is crazy. Rachel's dad happens to work at this company. And this pair specifically is called the aura. Right.

She's like, well, that's got crazy. Yeah. I mean, we named them separately, obviously. Yeah. It just happened to work out that way. Was she in Florida?

Or? She was not. Oh, okay. Yeah, we didn't see her. We got to send you some classes. Yeah, Scott got on a call with her dad and,

yeah, he sent us some. That's awesome. That's pretty sweet. this has been show and tell with a bad bonnie I keep just want to look at it me too

thanks guys hey my eyes off yeah half time show was really fun it was a great opportunity I'm glad I did it Rachel would rock those rose ones I feel like the rose

is like more girly you're talking tripler you're talking Roerbacher sorry triplet it gets confusing yeah sorry Rachel coop triplet

yeah she'd rocked those are fun I mean that's my show and tell Well, Scotty loving his. I think Scott got the like big, like almost like Oakley looking ones. Oh, I think I saw something in your story. Did he have them on then? Oh, no, we just got him yesterday.

Oh, really? So that must have just been another pair that he was rocking. Some dumb looking sunglasses. I thought he had some like, yeah, they almost looked like not pit vipers, but yeah, just like big. Biggins. Biggans. Big boys. Big boy.

Uh, big dog. Big dog. I'll take you, man. That's funny. Jake, uh, yeah, what's up? What's today's date? Today is April. Wrong.

It's, uh, grilling season. I knew no matter what I said. It didn't matter. Oh, it's grilling season. Wrong. Yeah, you got, you got a sound of the lawnmower in the background. Yes. You got a, you know, a little Matt Carney on the Bluetooth speaker.

A couple of hummingbirds watching. And you got a little bit of, uh, chicken thighs from good ranchers on the grill. Yep. I might go actually chicken breasts on the grill. Okay. I might do chicken thighs if you want to. We're not ready to commit.

Or steaks. Or Wagoo beef burgers. Hear me out. Salmon. Point being, it's grilling season. Point being, it's grilling season. No other meat should go on your grill except for good ranchers. Yeah.

I was, uh, I talked to this episode about, uh, the Slive twins. One of them is really into fitness right now. He's only 16 years old, but he is like, he's read everything. I mean, he's kind of like, almost like a Catherine. I was like he is so, like, it's funny. He's like a crunchy 16 year old boy, but like he works out like crazy. He has so much protein.

He cows all his macros and he's obsessed with like clean eating. Yeah. And so I got to tell him about good ranchers because he's like, he's ranking all the fast food places. Like, no, you don't want, you get chick flay. I mean, did they change their recipe recently? Now they have 40 ingredients. You don't need 40 ingredients for chick flak. He knows all the stuff.

I guess I'll take your word for it. Yeah. And he was like, if you have to go fast food, go, go, five guys because they do this. I go, hey, let me do you one better. A little place called good ranchers.com. He goes, what street is that on? And I said, I just told you, dude, that's good ranchers. It's a URL. It's a URL. Look it up. Yeah. Look it up on a browser, bro. Yeah, dude, we love Good Rangers. That is, I mean, it's clean. He was very impressed.

That's the best thing to say. Yeah, there's no hormones or no added hormones, hidden additives, you know, things like that, antibiotic free. And they have custom boxes now where you can mix and match, do exactly what you want. So if you want some waggle. be throwing in there with your chicken B. That would be mixing. Mm-hmm. And then if you also say, you know what? Give me two of the lollipop chicken drummats.

That would be matching. Matching. Double. Yeah. Memory game. So they have a memory game on their website you can play as well. So, yeah. Check them out.

Yeah, if you use, once you subscribe, you'll get a free meat for life and $25 off your first order. Use that promo code. GRKC, Good Ranchers, Kansas City, Ghostrunners, Kansas City. They are interchangeable. You choose what it stands for. But yeah, check them out. It's good ranchers.com.

It's Americanmeat delivered. Goodranches.com, American Meat Delivered. I have a few other random thoughts here. Go ahead. Oh, I didn't develop this. I realized an irrational hatred I have. And I want you guys to tell me, A, if you agree, B, if you are one of them.

Okay. One of the hated? Yes. Okay. If you're guilty of this. Yeah. Cool. I don't know why.

I've always hated this. And I'm going to give you a pass until you're six years old. And then after that, you're, you can't do this anymore. Okay. And I saw a grown woman do this the other day. Oh, boy. I have an irrational hatred. I know it's irrational.

I know it's not that big of a deal. You're going to say, you're going to laugh at me and be like, why is this matter? It doesn't matter. I hate it. I hate it, Jake. Yeah. Thank you. I need to see your eyes.

Eyes on me. I hate it. When people put, they have a hooded sweatshirt, jacket, whatever, they put the hood on their head. and they don't have any of the other part of it on them. And it's just like behind them. And they just walk around with the hood on their head and like it flopping out the back. You know what I'm talking about? All right.

Let me try to explain it. No clue. Sorry. Jake, take off your hoodie real good. I don't have a shirt underneath. Oh, never mind. Okay.

Just imagine you don't like imagine you have a shirt on or like it's like if someone has a coat and it's, they don't need it anymore. But they don't want to like stuff it in their back. backpack or something. They wear it on their head, but then it's just like behind it now. They're not putting their arms in. They're only putting their coat. They're wearing the hoodie just by the hood. Yes, exactly. People do that? Yes, dude. And I hate it. Huh. I hate it. But we'll do it sometimes when he's like coming out of, it's like in out of the car or something. But this, this woman was doing it the other day and I thought you look ridiculous. You didn't like that. You look so stupid. I hated it.

Dude, that's so rational. Is it? So you predicted that we were. would say. Would laugh at you and say that it was irrational. Did you think it is? No, I don't actually Ah. Yeah, yeah, it's irrational. I think people look insane. I just, I don't, I don't know if I would be like out and about and be like, uh, you wouldn't get bothered by, take, stop doing, like, I wouldn't care. I don't know if I'd notice. I think, I think, I think, I think this look ridiculous. I think that because, because I wasn't, like, when you said that, I wasn't, like, when you said that, I wasn't, like, like, oh yeah, I see people doing that. Maybe I just don't notice it.

How commonly are you seeing people doing this? I feel like it was not trying to do this to your time, but it was common in public school to see kids walking home with that. That move. I don't see it very often anymore, but when I see, I noticed that boat, like, I'm like, oh, I got one of those kids. I got a kid that does that. Because no one ever teaches you, hey, just put your coat on your head and just drag it.

Yeah. Oh, but I don't know. I'm not like mad that she's not wearing her coat, but like tie it around your waist or something. I don't know. I cannot stand it. I don't know if I'm in a place right now to talk about people looking ridiculous. You are. But that says me I get super fired up about. I get fired out about our things. Really? But that one, I don't even know how much I notice it. I'm sorry. You're going to. You're going to say he does look ridiculous. There's just no self-respecting person that should ever do that. They have no self-respecting person.

I'd rather see you barefoot in public than wearing that. Anyway. What's the latest with your house? All good. All sold? All not yours anymore? No. The Leewood house, it's next week is like the signing date.

It's actually done. My gosh, it feels like every single day I look at my watch to see the date. And I'm like, it's not even close to April 22nd. Like, we're so far away. But yeah, that's happening. man, it's happening. It's close. So it'll feel good. Feel good to, you know, get one, get one in. Get one down. But yeah, that's next week. The house, our house with the sewage stuff. We had an insurance adjuster come out this past week. I'll go ahead and say it. Insurance adjusters out there,

I don't like you very much. Okay. How they wear their hoods. I, this guy would have been that kind of guy, I bet. I don't know, man. Like, on one hand, I think he's doing his job. But he just doesn't, he knows that he's presenting pretty bad news or like negative news and he kind of seemed like he was too excited to tell me. He took a little pleasure and doing it. Yeah. And eventually he's like, I mean, I'm sorry for having to tell you all this, but I'm like, I don't know if you are, dude. Yeah. He was also, like I could, I also had a bad feeling about him on the phone when I talked to him. I told Catherine after I was like, I was trying real hard to love him like, Christ loves us. But man, it was hard. I just did not like this guy. Catherine, I texted him like

while he's down in the basement looking at stuff like, this guy's killing me. And Catherine's like, he's annoying me from upstairs. Like he was like, like he was like kind of like giving us a hard time about we, we had like replaced our water heaters pretty quickly after all the sewage stuff happened. He's like, yeah, I mean, I understand why you did it, but you probably shouldn't have replaced your water heaters. And Catherine, you know, upstairs like, I almost came down and said, so what? We're supposed to just like live without water for like, for like two weeks until you came? I was like, Catherine, calm down. There is something very frustrating, just in general,

when like someone gives you an opinion when they have one-tenth of the information that you have. I don't care what you're talking about. That will always be frustrating. He just didn't seem like he had any sense. I mean, and this is what this guy does for a living, so he's seeing people in bad situations all the time, but he had no sympathy for the situation at all.

Like, yeah, yeah. I mean, you shouldn't have put those water heater there. Now it's going to be hard. You've got to move those. That's going to be, because it's not up to code with blah, blah, you guys, that stopped pooping. Yeah, exactly. It's just got to keep out of me.

It wasn't even my poop, dude. My neighbor's poop. Marco's, Marco's mama's poop. Exactly. So I, so I think it's going to be fine. I don't know. I haven't heard back from him recently,

but it was just like one of those things like, yeah, it's not up to code. So you're going to have to do all this to code. And, you know, you got to move that. And this isn't done. And then this is where I think I started getting a little annoyed is he basically was like crapping on my remodel job that I did. Hey, come on.

He's like, you could tell him. it's obviously done by like this a DIY thing. He's like, okay. And you obviously went to community college. Let's just say everything we're thinking right now. All right. And you have bad skin.

All right. Because we're all making observation today. Yeah. It was like, all right, man. Yeah, you're right. I did do it myself. Because I'm not going to pay a bunch of money somebody, you know, anyway. He's like, like, this isn't up to code.

I don't know when they did this, but that's not right. You know, like, je. dude. Yeah. You're not here to expect that. We get it. Look at the crap. Yes, dude.

So anyway, maybe not all intern to gestures or like that. Maybe they're not. This guy wasn't super fun. I'll just say that much. Wasn't super fun. So. And like all the kids,

like when he got there, all the kids, we were all outside. Like, they were all playing in the backyard. He didn't, like, acknowledge a single one of them.

I should have known right then and there. Yeah. This guy's not, not our guy. Hey, you must be Matthew. Basement. All right. Yeah.

Let's just get Let's do it. Let's have this thing. All right. I was trying to get, you know, get to know them. Like I said, I was trying to be nice to him. Like, uh, so you like born and raised, Kansas City. Yep. Yes, sir. Usually it's kind of a suburb, like a large area where you want, you know, I didn't ask you more. I was like, all right. At this point, this guy's ready to get in and get out. And then, dude, okay, this is something. Uh, so one of the things that they're going to do, like for this settlement is they're going to replace the floors because they got, you know, messed up, obviously. And so he's like, I just need a sample of the floor before I can leave. And I was like, oh, I can just tell you what the floor is. He's like, no, I need a sample. I'm like, all right, whatever. And so it's this LVP, like, plasticy, luxury vinyl plank is what LvP stands for. And so he goes and he's basically trying to like bend off and like rip off.

Oh, I see. And he doesn't have a knife with them. He's like, I'd go get a knife from my truck. But I think I can just bend this thing. And that dude struggled for a minute or more trying to do this. I can just tell you. And you can see him like, he's like trying to bend it. And he's like, like doing this.

And it's one of my least favorite things in the world to watch somebody else struggle and just stand there and watch them. Like how do I not? How you doing, bud? Do you need? You're shaking, bud. I don't have a knife either. I don't.

He's like, I usually can get this struggling through it. And I'm like, do you need like, you know me a stomp on it? You know, I don't know. I guess the jaws of life out here. It's like, it's like, I wish I wasn't here. Like, it's fine to struggle. Struggle on your own. Yeah, but like,

it's no fun to struggle with somebody else watching you while you're doing your job. He's like, I've been doing this for 25 years. Oh, you must really like this. I mean, pays the bills just like any other job. Got it. You're full of life, man. All right, man.

Yeah. So, so good to see you, bro. Yeah. So, yeah, how stuff's good, man. Airbnb is running cozy earth and all the, all the, all the beds, all the towels. All the beds have towels on them. Not fun. You got to find it.

Scavenger hunt. Yeah. So that's fun. Got some cozy earth. Made it, made it. More furnished. Made it. Oh, yeah.

It definitely elevates it. Yeah. Cool. Fun. Cool fun. Cool. Cool. We got any reviews of the week?

I haven't even, I haven't even darn near looked. We do have. We do have reviews of the week. Let me darn near look. with you. Micah. Micah,

our guy. Micah 72. Is it Michael Lehman? Micah 72, please. Okay. I'm sorry. Thank you guys. Five stars.

I decided early on that I would listen from the beginning. I've been listening since May and I'm only at 2022. I find myself laughing so hard so often and it makes me so happy to have something so cool to have. A lot of sos.

You guys got me through some rough times. I even listened to you at night now. But I have to turn it off. and turn on a news podcast because I end up laughing and stay up all night. Knowing about Jake and Rachel going into the top golf Rachel story immediately made me think a blonde girl named Rachel Jake's wife. No way. There's no way. Thank you guys for all you do. I can't wait for another year of the pod and good luck to Jake in the next part of his life. Some of y'all's habits, nope, sorry, some of y'all's bits have made me laugh harder than anything else.

The mat fully opening, anticipate the yellow puddle city and every house has it is my go-to catchphrase term now. I didn't think two guys could make me laugh so hard every day. Thank you, Micah. I have a, this is not an official review, but I did like this comment. It's from just a kind of random letters and numbers. Looks like a license plate, honestly. HGA 3-2 H.J on Spotify. Jake Kahneman actually sound like men today.

Sorethroats are helping them. Sweet. Dude, look at us. Or last week, not anymore, but like... Good for us then. I, uh, I, I like that. I thought that was funny. Um, how's everyone doing?

Everyone's feeling better? I am feeling actually. I'm feeling better. Better. Yes. Thank you for us. I've been itchy lately. Getting better with that though.

Like, weirdly itchy. You're a guy. It's hard to predict your symptoms. Like we just, what might be going on with you. And you know, you keep me guessing. I don't know. I've been itchy.

I don't think I've ever, it was this is, I was telling Catherine about it. I always like hesitate to tell Catherine because if I've been, if I tell Catherine. Catherine, she's like, all right, here's 18 tinctures and here's this. Yep, yep, no more time on that cell phone. She cares for me so much, but it's like, man, it's like a part-time job, try to do all this stuff. But yeah, weirdly, like, once again, I think it was, like, all connected to this

moldy house that I went and saw that one time. Oh, that's right. And maybe it's just, like, in my own, like, head. But I swear I was itchy in, like, random places consistently. Like, it was never, it was, like, out of my toe. My big toe was itchy. Like, man. But not like regular itchy.

Like there was like interior itch. It was weird. But she got me taking this like liver cleanse pills. Jeez. Feel good now. They taste pretty good. Or they like, I mean,

I can't taste them, but like, yeah. So I'm better. Okay. Yeah, feeling good. We all sound like men.

Or I guess, no, you're still, you always sound like a man. Me and timing are back to not as much. But it was an honor to sound like a man last week. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't, I don't think I'm, I don't think I have a. man their voice then no i don't think i have manly voice than you i got told you know i never get any celebrity look alike i don't i don't get a lot of those fun comments other people get i never get you look like my friend nothing but the one i get once every six months is like you have a you've this past weekend south florida um it's professional pickle pickleball player Anna bright she i'm having a conversation with her and she goes you you have a good voice you should like you should do like

podcast and stuff like that. Yeah. Like, okay. Interesting. I'll think about it. Podcasts. But that is the one I'm like, I don't know. It feels nothing spectacular all about the way I talk.

But for whatever reason, every now and then, it is the one common denominator of like things I can't help that people comment on. There was a guy yesterday that told me, and I couldn't tell if he was joking or not, but like, oh, you're just, your voice is so comforting. I'm like, are you mess with me? It was kind of being a context of like he's being goofy, but like maybe that part's not a joke. I don't know. That's what I mean.

Dude, also I went. So the other day, we had like a random thunderstorm weird, you know, whatever. That's time. Biggins coming tonight. See that? Baseball size hail. Have you heard about that? No.

But I have an idea of what it is. Can you imagine? I guess the hail will be big. I don't know how big, but. How does baseball get to get to choose? Like, why not pool ball or tennis? ball or pickleball. I think what they mean it's going to come. It'll fill the size of a baseball field. Baseball field sized hill. It's going to be in like this shape. That makes sense.

Okay. Yeah. Like an ice cream coat shape. Baseball size. Yeah. It'll funnel right down into home plate. Yeah. Hopefully you're in home plate and not center field. Um, oh, anyway, one of my neighbors two doors down. She's like 90 years old. And I noticed that she had a limb down in her yard the other day. And so I went and talked to her. I was asking her like, hey, do you need? help with this limb. And I swear, dude, we talked. We had a conversation for 15 minutes. I'm talking loud.

Like she seems like she's understanding me. And then as I'm leaving, she's like, now remind me exactly where you live? And I was like, we talked about this. Oh, Babushka. Come on. We, like, we talked about how, like, we talked about the people that used to live in my house that you knew back when you, you know, because she's lived there forever kind of thing. And I was like, am I just, I told Catherine, I was like, I don't know why, but old people

seem like they can never understand me. And I'm talking really loud. And Catherine's like, well, you have that kind of voice where it doesn't carry very well. Like, what? I'm yelling at this woman, basically. I don't know. Yeah, she didn't understand you, but at least she was very comforted.

But that's the weird thing, dude, is like, and this is like a thing. Like, I'm serious, like, okay, adult, like, old people do not understand me, but they will understand Catherine, and Catherine does not talk as loud. I don't know how it works. Huh. Tell me, audiologists out there. I have a separate, correct opinion, so to speak, is that people who say, like, sorry, my voice carries

are just pretty obnoxious and are way too loud in public. Like when it's like, hey, dude, you're talking way too loud. Sorry, my voice carries. It's like, no, you just need to be able to be in control of it a little more. Yeah, yeah, it carries, but you're, it's because you're doing it. Loud. Turn down the game. Because you're talking too loud.

I can do it too. Yeah, you think it's just bad habits? We can all make our voice carry. And I'm saying, you're making me uncomfortable because everyone's looking over. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

But that is interesting. I would say, I think that you have just like, there's a bit of just like a softness, which is like, I think good, but like a different quality to your voice, I think. Okay. But like, once I bring out volume, wouldn't it still be able to be pretty heard? That's what, that's confusing. Yeah, it's true. But it's like, I feel like you talk and Jake talks is like, you're,

just doesn't quite cut through the air as much or something. It doesn't boom quite as much. I think your dad speaks like softer. He probably has trouble like actually carrying his voice, but I don't think you fit in that category. Catherine said, you have a voice like your dad. That's what she said the other day.

It just doesn't, it just doesn't. But you definitely can be loud and carry though. I don't know. If there was a loud guy in the podcast, I think it's me. That's what I'm like, but if Lois, the old woman from down the street is here right now,

she would not understand me and she'd be like, that guy over there is so nice and has great things to say. Yeah, she'd walk back in her house that day. She goes, man, I didn't hear a word that guy said what he's talking about. I was like, what? Now what house do you live at?

I was like, oh, all right. Anyway, she was so sweet though. She's a sweet lady. Sweet little bopscha. Yeah. Anyway. Himinal time, boys? Yeah.

Everyone turn your hymnals to 194. We're going to do how many verses? I do two. We're going to do the first two verses. First two and fourth. What? First two, fourth, good. Yeah.

First, second. I'm just going to go. Some glad morning when this life is over, I'll fly away. To a home on God's celestial shore. I'll fly away. I'll fly away Oh glory I'll fly away

When I die Hallelujah by and by I'll fly away Just a few more weary days And then I'll fly away To a land where joy shall never end I'll fly away I'll fly away

Oh glory I'll fly away When I die Hallelujah by and by I'll fly away Boom Boom chapped to that I heard you guys

Chapin along out there Chap your hands to the Lord. Stop your feet and chap your hands. Chap your lips. That really claps my cheeks. That's sweet. That was a good one. That's a good one.

Yeah, see you on Spotify. That's right. Cool. Great. Thanks for listening, guys. To all the boys, girls and babooshkas out there, we love you. See on Wednesday. This has been bad bunny.

See you later.