Ghostrunners - 535 - Please Say No

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

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Um, I don't know if we have anything to talk about this episode. We just not. We can wrap it up if we need. Maybe like the whole podcast. I don't know. I feel like if you've been listening for a while, you could probably kind of. You got it by now. You can imagine it.

I did some stuff, Bradson's some stuff. Sponsored by Main Street Roasters. We also have Code Zero and Good Ranchers. Yeah, that's the ads. You got paid from right there. We have to do. What do you think of this? This is a random thought.

Let's do this and then we'll be done. Okay, this is the last thing. Okay. The vernacular, you know what I mean when I say that? Type of snake. Is that kind of wazy talk or something? Who's closer? The type of snake.

The way a snake talks. It's a venomous snake. Venomous vernacular. Yeah, the way people talk. I like the vernacular, the term neighbor kid. I like that. Yeah. Yeah.

There's, you know, oh, hey, there's a neighbor kid. I'll have the neighbor kid mow the lawn. I don't know why. That sounds like, just like kind of like a nice, like if you're a neighbor kid, like you're in a good time alive. I think, yes.

Time's not a neighbor kid anymore. If you conversely say, um, the last name and then the word boy, like, oh, he's one of those Yarberry boys. Oh, it's bad.

Oh. That's bad. Okay. That's like there's a certain connotation that comes to that name and he's one of their boys. I think when you said those I felt that way. I don't know if I would say like, if you said how I'll have,

I'll have the yard boy. Yardberry? Is that what you call them? Whatever you want? I'll have the yardberry boy. The yardberry boy? The, like seeing you there. Like, I'll have,

I'll have one of the, one of the, one of the so-and-so boys come over. I'll have, make it sound like it's a minion. I'll have, bring me,

bring me one of the Johnson boys. I'll take one of the John Barry boy for mowing. And, you said you paint as well? I'll take a, it's like, I had a neighbor kid come over.

It's like, oh, I bet that was nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The neighbor kid is over here, picking up sticks. I'll have the neighbor kid do it. Yeah. Like you like him. He's a good kid.

Yeah, the neighbor kid. And he's getting off his devices. That's good, yeah. You know, what I like about him picking up the yard is he's not on his phone. You're welcome, buddy. Yeah. I had one of the Mpsch boys come over. Did not do a good job.

No. See what he's a different content? Was it Timon? Joan ass. Nah, that guy. He's a pain in my Joan. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white.

Me too. Midwest best. eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost from a podcast. Oh, man. Happy Wednesday.

That was the theme song. Do we want to do more or is that good? I think we got it. Okay. Well, more theme song. Presented by Main Shoreers. No, I think we're going on theme song. No, let's do more theme song.

All right. Ghosts from Spock, Matt. No, Everybody's morning. It's taking ground. that's the theme song. You, you good? That was two theme songs. That feels good to me. That feels like an episode. Okay. What is the week? Real quick. Wednesday of the week, real quick. Uh, my way of the week? All right. Haddy is officially a memory master again. She did it. She did the

whole thing. And she passed yesterday on her test and it's cool. What was the unit yesterday? It was all of them. So you do all of them at once. It takes like an hour and a half to do all this. To just memorize. Basically, it's like, re-garchitate stuff you memorized. Yeah, it's everything from like, show me all these different countries on a map to, you know, do the times tables up to 15, 15 times 15, you know, like, or whatever it is to all these history sentences about the apartheid and just, it's powerful coming in with nothing but your brain. It's wild. And being able to like, whiz a test that takes an hour.

Right. And I mean, like, she definitely has practice over and over again. But Catherine said, because I was like, that's amazing. Like, it's so cool. and Catherine's like, I think it's like 15 minutes a day that she works on this. Right. It's not like she's like, oh, man, that would be cool if we could do this. We could do that.

Yeah. You know, it's like, I think we could all do it if we just took 15 minutes a day and just reviewed and did some stuff. Like, added more on every week. So anyway, I'm proud of her. I'm pumped. I'm proud for Catherine, too. I mean, it's always cool. Just like what time was saying last week about, yeah, makes my mom look good whenever I know something.

Like, I'm always proud of Catherine. Like, you're working hard and it's paying off. It's an accomplishment for both of you guys. 100%. That is a good win. Yeah, Daddy just, yeah,

she dominated it, which is cool. So my aunt today is taking her a chucky cheese big time. What a gift. When they're going? I'm right after this.

Let's go. Let's get on it. Got room in the back. Yeah. Have you been to a chucky cheese recently? Have you been the one to Latha? No. No.

So there's two chucky cheese. Dude, if I've been to a chucky cheese lately, I've got some problems. I'm a decoy in somebody's life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what would you say in this situation? Yeah, fair.

Okay, well, growing up, there was a Chucky Cheese. By one experience, Chuck Cheese was this one in over the park. And it was awesome. It felt huge. And then there's one no late then. It just feels like, this is Chucky Cheese? This is, it, there's not enough. There needs to be more stuff in a small, confined space or something.

Like, too high of ceilings or whatever. Is this the Dave and Busterification of America? I think so. Of modern America. You hear a lot of people talk about that. And maybe it's like, because Dave and Busters is huge. And then this place is like not that. Like, I mean, the kids think it's amazing still.

But I'm like, but once you, once you go Dave and Buster's, you can't go back to Chucky Cheese. Hard to go back to Chucky Cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Or SkyZone, you know, all the urban air trampoline parks. Do they like trampoline parks? Yeah. Yeah.

Howdy went last week or two weeks ago with the church. They did a little event there. I don't know if Bo and Rosie would love it, honestly. Gosh, Rosie would. We need to take Rosie. Boe's fine. Yeah. Yeah, they're all fun.

They would do it. going to places like that, a trampoline park or like a gymnastics gym or whatever, I think I went to a handful of like, you know, things there. But the whole time you're there, you just wish you had it to yourself. That's all I could think about when I'm at one of those places. Like this is, this is pretty fun. But boy, I'd have fun if it was just me and six of my friends here. Right.

Boy, I would have fun if I didn't have to rotate out every time in dodgeball. Like, it's like, all right, I guess we'll wait another 15 minutes for this group. Yeah. And that's like once you, A, have your own business and B, homeschool your kids. It's like, why are we waiting in line for anything ever? Like, because we should be here on a Tuesday at 10. Like, this is ridiculous. Go see a $2 movie. Yes, dude. Why are we going to the movies at night? Dude. Like, do you feel that timing? Like, did you're like, anytime I'm stuck in traffic, I'm like, why am I here right now? I could have gone any other time. Yeah.

Why am I getting groceries at Costco at like on a Saturday morning? This is dumb. Yeah, there's something, plenty of things that we would have done at different times, just because good. Yeah. Yeah. Like Catherine would always go on a ski trip with her family in February. It's like, why not? Because no one else is there.

Yeah. You know? I'm like, that sounds awesome. It's probably way cheaper. It's like, dude, I went to...

Move to Phoenix in June. No one's doing that. Yeah. A little zigzag. I took the kids on, you know, Datter days. Every once in a while I'm like,

Datter days and me's on a Thursday from now on, because this is ridiculous. This is crazy. This is, we went to the Oak Park Mall. I don't know why. I let them convince me of that. They're like, we want to spend our money.

We want to go to the mall. There's a merry-go round there. There's all these different things. Do you have any idea? First of all, I texted Catherine while I was at the mall, it was like, remind me to never let you go anywhere with all four of our kids ever again. Like it was like, this is so stressful for me. How much do you think a ride at the merry-go-round at Oak Park Mall would cost?

One ride around the carousel for- Surely it's just like... We'll call it two minutes, if that. Four quarters, maybe. I didn't even think they would charge. What's four quarters? Don't type of snake. I'll give you.

I'll give you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. You don't think they would charge. It's like, and if you want to, go for it. Sure.

Maybe make a donation if you want to. Yeah. Yeah. $6 per ride. Per kid? Yeah. That adds up. Yikes.

And so then I'm reading the fine print. I'm like, okay. Kids under 42 inches are free. I'm like, all right. So I have Rosie go up there. She's right around it. Maybe 42 and a half. half. I said, yeah, you're short. You're good. Good. You're fine. And so then this guy that's

running it, he's like, what does he say? He goes, I'll give you a deal. I'm like, all right. You haggling? He's like, he's like, because it says, it says kids under 42 inches are free, but you two, or, but they have to be accompanied by an adult who has to pay. I'm like, all right, that's dumb. He's like, I don't make you pay. He's like, and I give, I give them two rides for, and the second ride only $8. I'm like, what? I'm like, so how much is it total? And he's like, well, four of them, $24 times two plus $8, $32.

I'm like, well, I think this is more expensive. I only had to pay for two of them, right? He's like, oh, yeah, they're short, okay. I was like, well, I just want to pay for one ride. And none of me, I don't want to go. And no, you said I'm not going to be paid or be charged. So it's only $12 for. all four of them to ride?

And he's like, yeah, we can do that. I was like, all right. That was palatable for me. I'm like, fine. I'll take it. All right. I can do 12 for five of us. Imagine me in that scenario.

That would have been a disaster. Quick math. What are you talking about it? I did. I had to ask him, though. I was like, so what? How much is it total? $32?

Yeah. $32. No. So I was appalled, though. $6 per person. Or, you know, they have all like the, or you can ride four times for. 18 or whatever.

Like, 18. This is not that exciting of a thing, guys. You sit there. Yeah. Kids had fun, but, and then they have, you know, the mall, dude. Of course, we went to, like, the fun store. We went to the Lego store and, like, a couple of toy stores. But I got to train my kids better, man.

They touched everything. Yeah. They, Henry, and Henry's just a flight, flight risk. Is that we call? Like, he has no concern with where I. I am or like being next to you or being protected by you. Yeah, there was one time I think it was when Catherine was gone for something like out of town and I took all the kids to something and like Henry wandered off at church and I was like, okay, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. It took us

like, it took us like five minutes to find him. Like, all right. Obviously he's in here, right? Eventually it was like, okay, this is kind of a problem. I don't think he had any desire of like, oh man, I got to get back to my parents. Yeah. And so imagine a mall, dude. It's like you can can't go over there. What are you doing? Stop playing with that. And then Rosie's just, Rosie will badger you until you say like, like if like you can look at her. Like she'll be like daddy, daddy, dad. And I'm like, go ahead. And she was like, dad, dad. I'm like, yes, Rose. You have to like talk. And so like she's, you know, and then Bo, Bo's got this thing, dude, where Bo, Bo had so much money from that maker's market, right? Like he made all this money. And he's, to his credit, he's very generous.

He wants to buy all his sisters and Henry, like all these birthday gifts and stuff. But I think he still had $36 left. Every single store he went into, he was ready to buy the first thing he saw. I was like, well, if you had a million dollars, you would buy everything everywhere. He's like, I'm going to get this right here. I was like, you really want the handcuffs? Are you sure you want the? Yeah, these are good handcuffs.

He was really adamant about like the age. Like if it said five and up, that was okay. Like he's like, yes, that's five and up so I can get this. It's kind of mine. I was like, but what if there's something better than handcuffs the next? place. So then we go to the Lego store has like this Batmobile thing for $30. He's like, I'm going to get the Batmobile.

Okay, are you sure? If you get the Batmobile, you might not have to get the hand. Batmobiles for a nine and up though. I don't know if I should do that. So anyway, it was just, it was chaos. And so part of the chaos is just like you're trying to move around with these kids and like make sure Rosie's behind you and Henry's in your arms or whatever. Henry's getting heavy.

So I see these carts that they have. Because that's one of the things about like a grocery storage you can put them in the cart. Yeah. Guess how much the freaking cards are? Four quarters. $12 for these little rides. It's like, what? They're taking us for a ride at Oak Park Mall.

Dang. And I saw people using them. I thought you're a fool. You spend $12 on this? Just carry them. Anyway, fired up about the mall. Henry's a fire risk. I'm a cabella's guy from now on.

I'm not going to mall. Have you seen those videos online, like parents, like, filming their, like, you know, two or three-year-old, like, all right, if a guy comes up and says he has, candy in his van, do you say yes? They go, yes. No, no, no. We say no.

We say no. If he's a stranger, if he's not mommy and daddy, we don't take candy, okay? So if a stranger says, I have candy, do you take it? Yes. Okay, you take the candy, but do you go in the van with him?

Yes. Yes. I like vans. Yeah. And I say thank you, right? Yeah. So please and thank you. Yeah, man. I mean, Henry, like, at church, we pick everybody up, and he's just like, he'll just wander

through the lobby. Like, he's just like, and not even like look back to be like, we're dead. What's he doing? He just waddling all over the place. Like, it's nothing. Is that like a, you know, a fourthborn thing or you come later in the family and you're a little more carefree with that stuff? It's got to be.

And maybe he'll develop eventually like this wanting to be around it and security, whatever you were called. But like, yeah, the other kids always like cling to me or at least they used to. Henry, never. Like, he's just like, I'm good. he's around people, he's happy. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah.

Timon, what's your win of the week? I'm gonna wrap this episode. Yeah, thank you. Sorry, one last thing. Rambled. Yeah. I'm gonna say that the special went well.

Actually, when, in general, like, I've got a lot of work lately. It's like, been busy, which is good. I like being busy a lot more than having nothing to do. So, yeah, it was a special filmed with Jake and the boys at a pickleball facility a couple days ago. And then me and Nathan Coley filmed like these MNU choir videos yesterday. Okay.

We're making stuff. Let's go. So, yeah. It's good that Coley's, yeah, getting good work too. That's awesome because, I mean, he moved to a new place. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that's awesome. Seems like he's keeping busy too, which is good.

Yeah. Yeah. That's good. It's always like such a, what's the word? Like just a given, not a give and take, but just like a battle of like, it's hard when you're a business owner to like, when you're so busy, it's like, oh, I'm so busy. This is overwhelming.

But then it's also really overwhelming when you don't have anything to do. And you're like, gosh, I hope we find work. You know, it's like such a double-edged sword, I guess, is what you call it. For sure. Yeah. One last thing. Yeah. I'll wrap this up my win of the week.

Yeah. I think this is even my win like two weeks ago, but it's already back. Love on the spectrum, season four is the, like the last two episodes, easily win of the week. Really? So good. There's a... Yeah, I mean, it's just... It's got everything.

I mean, I'll quickly talk about a few things. One is just the second last episode features a proposal between two of the people on there. They're Christians. They've been dating since last season. They get engaged. I think what's so fun about the show in general is because you do get to see a more raw version

of a human most of the time. They say exactly what they're thinking and exactly what they're feeling. They're so literal, and they have their guard down, you know, like, you just get to see the rawness and it could be very funny or very endearing at times. And that, like, the emotion they both felt during a proposal, I was crying. Rachel was crying. My dad called me a couple days ago, is you watch the Love on Spectrum.

You go, me and your mom are crying. I mean, it's just like, oh, like, tears of happiness. It's just like, so cool. Yeah, I mean, just like, they just, yeah, they're awesome. Easy to root for. That's great. And they are engaged? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, they're great. That's so cool. and then there's another guy on there who this has got to be one of the like funniest scenes and like I guess you could call it reality television history I mean he is I've never seen any of the people on that show behave this way so I don't know how common it is but it's so funny he's on a date with a girl and he will like ask her a question so he'll be like um do you have any like older brothers or anything please say no please say no please say no

and then she'll say yeah i do interesting okay so on the date he's like a clip of this under his breath like out loud saying what he wants the answer to be he just can't help it really it's so funny he does that every time or like just every now and then okay yeah and just like some of his reactions i mean one time he says like do you like do you like to eat a lot of candy please say no please and she's she goes uh uh yes and he just goes shh It just curses. Oh, and yeah, he just like, I think it's probably just like nerves and anxiety coming out a little bit. He's just like talking to himself like right next to her like, be focused.

You got this. What was that? Nothing. Do they, are they both autistic usually? Like that was one of the only scenarios in like in the last couple seasons where you go, she seems pretty normal. Yeah. But for the most part, no, it's like, yes, they both have. Okay.

They both appear to be on the spectrum. So, but no, yeah, for the most part, it's not something you really think about or worry about.

But yeah, he's a special little cat. He's so funny. And now I'm doing that around the house now. It's such a good bit. Like, hey,

do you want to go to a lifetime later? Maybe, please say us. Please say us. You think it for dinner later. Please say tacos. Yeah. This dessert's good.

You want to try some? Please say no. Please say no. Are you going to finish that? say no, please say no. It's just so, like, I would have never thought to just do that. And like, he's just doing it on a date with cameras all over. It's so funny. And then last aspect is like the season finale, they kind of, they have it be an engagement party and it's like kind of this fun reunion. A couple people from other seasons come. And I mean, it's just unscripted. They couldn't

have probably planned something better. But like this big thunderstorm comes and then it clears and there's this rainbow. And they all go outside like, come on guys, look, there's a rainbow. And then they all start singing together somewhere over the. rainbow and it's just like they're all singing it you know it's just like who would have scripted this i don't know what they had planned for the season finale but this was an amazing last like five minutes so it's just the best that's awesome did you cry again i didn't cry then but you felt it yeah but i was like this is awesome how often you crying at shows not super often yeah this was like powerful yeah i got you i'd probably cry now if i think about hard enough don't do it i'll be

uncomfortable do that be so awkward just don't yesterday i open up like Catherine well I don't know maybe I should that whatever I opened up the car or the garage because she was in there she was watching something on her phone and she had like had a cold the last couple of days and so I thought she was just sniffling I was like you crying like jokingly she's like just a little bit I was like oh my gosh I'm so sorry oh I didn't think you actually were she was watching something on her phone what are you crying or something what do you a baby girl crying cry girl I mean emotional or something just a little oh sorry I'd like apologize or later about it again.

Anyway. Yeah, I don't know. I cried a little bit. I think during the quarterback documentary with Kirk Cousins. Really? I remember him singing to him to his... To his sons?

To his kids, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, going to bed. And I remember... I think it was like the same hymn that I sung or something like that. Oh, I bet. I can't remember what song it was now.

But anyway, it was like, oh, that's sweet. So, anyway, fun times. But that was my last thing. Great. I'm done. Should we wrap it up? Yeah. All right now.

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Oh, comment on the week. It's too comment on the week. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Through comment of the week and then we do that. Got to do that. You know, I'm just going to go, I talked about this off the podcast. When I said it on the podcast,

mine goes to Braden Parsons, wherever you are commenting right now because I bet you're commenting on something right now. and they're always clever and they're always good. Friday Pickaball, Spotify, GhostFunders. It doesn't matter. It's all there. Braden Parsons.

There's an ongoing thread in the comments of my video where I harmonized with the air compressor where Braden commented like, this has to be AI. Like there's no way this is real. And then like there's like just a nice little threat of people that are like taking him seriously like, how could this, this is, there's nothing unbelievable of it.

It's like, obviously like this is just this guy. You can see other videos. He's like, there's just no way that this is real. And then he just like keep, yeah, it's pretty funny. He also desperately wants you to move to Nashville. So occasionally I see those comments too. Yep, yep. You thinking about it?

I'm going to visit. I'll visit anywhere. I'll go anywhere once. Yeah. Braiden's fun. He is. I've been giving a lot of shine to the Spotify comments, but it's because it's easier to get to.

Let's be honest. So I'm going to the YouTube comments real fast. Okay. I have one on Spotify. Sorry. You just go ahead. Last thing. From Charlie Saunders, he said, it's funny because I've been watching the pod pre-timans,

so it's not that jarring to see him in there. But if I were a new listener, I'd be wondering, why is there some random-aw kid on a pod with two grown men and says you wouldn't know he's managing the cameras? I'd be thinking, man, those guys don't really let the kid talk about it. I would just be very confused. I thought that was pretty funny.

That is kind of funny. Yeah. I mean, do we just have like a running ticker that just gives context to everything about this podcast and this room? room and every inside joke and every one of our friends and one of our life scenarios. Was it Amazon Prime that has like anytime you pause it or even while you're watching it can like identify the actors in it. Yeah, you're right.

We need to have that maybe. If you pause it, it'll kind of give you some info. Let's get that app guy to do that for us. Yeah. Brayette. Come on app guy. App guy. Boom.

Boom. Um. Somebody on the Spotify comment to time it. Just straight up. I didn't hate it. Time on. I wonder if it's because I forgot to add the whoosh sound effects in that one. That's a cool.

That's a cool. He's a man. Yeah. We forgot to talk about that last episode, but we had some issues getting last Monday's episode up. Oh, yeah. We're texting middle of the night. You go, my phone has been dead all day.

I have like no Wi-Fi. And because I was texting from my computer, you know, iPhone will tell you someone's location. if you're texting individual. I'm texting you from my computer and I go, hey, no worries, I'm sure in the middle of some random town in Illinois. Completely joking because I knew you were in Oklahoma City

the day before. She's a special. This is Sunday night. Why would I? Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I'm sure in the middle of Illinois or whatever. And then I don't even think about it in time and it goes, yeah, you're a psychic.

And I'm like, okay, yeah, he's just playing along with that. And then the next day I go to text up my phone. And I go, sure enough, he's in some town I've never heard of an Illinois. I go, dude, you actually there goes, yeah, you told you you're a psych. Like, oh, I didn't. What in the world? Yeah, you nail it. Why are you?

Of course. That is wild. Yep. Little villager. This is a funny comment. Every time you all complain rightfully so about workers like the insurance adjuster, just know my father-in-law is the epitome of them all. Pray for me.

I saw that comment too. And like the first half of it, I thought I knew where it was going. Yeah. Like, no, not at all. Just dogg on our father. Yeah. I thought they were going to be like, just know that it's a harder job. My husband works in this industry.

Yeah. It's harder than it seems. Yeah, right. Just know my father loves the epitome on the wall. That is pretty good. Anyway, fun times. I knew someone who, I might have talked about this before. You might have grew up homeschooled and did a presentation and used the word epitome, but said epitome.

Epitome. In her presentation. Have you seen that video time? I'm sure you have of Kevin Garnett's on like Sports Center and he has to read something on like this like wheel they're spinning and the word is equivalent. And he just like spas. and like, I don't think he's ever seen that word before. He goes like, who is the NFL equivalent for NBA players? Like, he quickly says it and quickly kind of doesn't say the E-part.

Of NBA players. Oh, really? Yeah, that's so weird. Have you seen the one, uh, Real Fortune one where he's supposed to say, supposed to be saying Achilles? Oh, no. Something acheless. And they don't give them the, they always have to be like, unfortunately, we cannot

accept the answer. Yeah, because he didn't pronounce it right. have you seen this is this is a very common algorithm video for me powerful websites you should know part 543 no nothing yet no nothing there's this guy decoy num episode 543 map tap honestly yeah do you know if you go to this way like so this guy just shows you different random websites and sometimes they're like if this is really what he's saying it is I should use this website like they're like random that you've never heard of kind of like map tap or whatever um but this guy intentionally in every single one of his videos

mispronounces something. Like that's like one of his thing. Like so did you know you can find great flight? So let's say I wanted to go to Romatali. Like he'll say like you know, let's say I'm going from, you know, Milwaukee to Romatalee. You know, you click it in here. Boom, easy.

Anyway. And people enjoyed or people like fired up like this dude can't even pronounce. To be honest, I don't know if I ever look at the comments. But surely, I don't know. Maybe it's getting enough engagement to where this guy's doing all right with it. Just kind of this nerdy guy that just shows you all these random websites. And sometimes it's like, all right, I don't need to know what, you know, the periodic table elements are very well. But like other times it's like, I could use that website.

Yeah. We've both been into some banks lately. How was your bank? Banks, man. Banks are fine. Banks are unnecessary evil is what they are to me. Yeah, I went to a bank. bank. Yeah, basically, it's kind of funny. I, uh, refinanced, whatever. It doesn't matter. I needed,

I needed like they were going to send me money like via wire transfer. And, uh, they're like, do you have a bank set up or you have a bank account that we send us to? I was like, yeah, my checking account. And they're like, is it connected to your LLC for this flip house business? And I was like, uh, no. They're like, well, you need one that's connect to your LLC. And I thought to myself, this is the first time I'm actually like debiting money into my LLC. Hey, finally. It's like, yeah, I have a credit card set up for my LLC, but I don't have a way to get make money. Yeah. So I had to go set one up there and it was fine. I, I usually bank with Bank of America, but this one I'm like, I'm going to start banking with like local banks because it feels like

it's easier and like there's not as many people and it's not as hard to like get into. It's a good idea. So yeah, I went to this bank that I used for my, uh, more, It was fine. I don't know. It was pretty, pretty dead in there, honestly. It was like, I don't know. This is lasted that much longer, but I don't know. But at the same time, it was like, they, they have all their attention on me. This is kind of nice. So, dude, my bank experience was extremely Spanish. And I went. Ironically, yeah, Bank of America. I know. I mean, truly, like, all of the employees. They all speak Spanish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would talk to like Marcella at the desk and then I spoke with Julio and the back and they all speak English as their second later, which is fine. They got the job done. But I mean, all the customers in there speak Spanish. Yeah, I don't know if that's because some of those people need like cash. Like they do more like cash, you know, withdrawals or not, even like they have a paycheck and they want cash laid out for it. And so maybe it's just more common that Hispanic people are coming in there for that. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know

what the takeaway is other than like that was the observation. Like, oh, that was interesting. I was like one of 13 people. Yeah. Didn't speak Spanish. In every Bank of America. I mean, I've been to four of them that I can think of in Kansas City and they're all like that. Interesting. I don't know. I will say way smoother than I thought for what I needed about a month ago

I told you I got a corporate refund check which I still don't totally understand what that is. I think it's like I paid too much in taxes or whatever and they paid it to the LLC that no longer has a bank account. Oh brother. And this is one of those things I just know I'm going to be, I'm going to get 90% of the way there.

I'm going to not totally have everything but yeah. And I guess that is still kind of true. but yeah, we go there and he gets it all reinstated. All right, great, you got your account. Will does deposit it right now? Do you need a debit card? I go, to be honest, I'm going to take this money and I'm going to shut this account down right away.

Okay, hey, I get it. No worries. The next day, money clears. I go to deposit and it goes, ooh, this needs to be a secure fund transfer. We're going to need your debit card on file. I go, I should have known. Now, I've got to go back to the Spanish bank. I've been going to the post office the other day.

I'm one step away from, like, getting my laundry done in a laundry matter. I'm like going to, all these like old school places. Yeah, you're going. Yeah, what else would you go? You're getting your, yeah, your newspaper from like the little stand outside of 7-Eleven or something.

Yeah, I got to slip in my mailbox from the Kansas Department of, or it was like from the USPS and they're like, we missed you. Signatures required and it's coming from the Department of Revenue. Oh, geez, what is that? And they go to the post office and they can't find it. And they go, is it a letter or a package? Like, I don't know. Gotta be a letter.

I don't think they'd send me a package. Yeah, it's a, oh, I got a sign for a letter. It's a briefcase with $100,000 in it. Interesting. Did you ever figure that out? No, that was yesterday. And they go, do you have your tracking number?

I go, I don't know, but it's here. I've tracked it here. Does anyone have a hack for that? Like, can you just put it? Is it something like you can just put up like a sign? Like, if you need a signature and I'm not here, here's what it looks like, just do your thing. I leave a stamp.

Yeah. Yeah, just like I acknowledge and I approve anything you want to get me here. And don't let those rascals run off with it. No, don't say that or else they'll get worried about the rascals. Yeah. Don't do that. But yeah. Okay, here's something.

Well, two things. One of them, I talked about Luke Hogan last week saying, We Gucci. For Shizzle. My buddy, Chris Scholes. shout out to Sholes. He texted me and he just goes, I feel attacked this morning.

We Gucci, Asap, Rocky. I was like, you would. I was like, give me some other ones in your repertoire. And so he tells me his wife, Julian, he's like, Julian has picked up Wii Gucci for me. So she'll ask me if I'm Gucci. And my response is down to the socks. He goes, I hate myself for even typing that out.

He's realizing how millennial he is now that he has to text. And he said, I was a big user of what's up, brother, before Sketch made it popular. So I still use it, which makes me quietly concerned that people still think that I think sketch is relevant. Okay. Similar fear is when using shish because I was a big user of that before it got popular, but can't seem to let it go either.

I think he's fine on those last two. You think so? I think what's up? I just can't seem to let it go. I think What's Up brother is fine. It's, it's timeless, I'd say. Yeah, but if you say it in the right way, people are going to be like, all right. That's fair.

Yeah. And then he had one more. He said, inherited from my dad when leaving somewhere. He says, glad you got to see me. classic nice I thought you got to see me down to the socks made me laugh pretty hard

yeah we Gucci because he has like he's got a pretty like a pretty dry way like the way he's talk I could just hear him be like down to the socks

like he kind of got like kind of got like Zach voice to an extent yeah where's this guy live uh he lives in Memphis Germantown Tennessee nice Memphis Memphis Memphis moves moves that's Gucci

Gucci down to the socks goodness oh yeah That's so good, dude. I love skulls. He's the one, you've heard the story of I'm not that guy. I told you that one.

Yeah, what is the context of that? Oh, he worked at camp with me. And I came up every once in a while, the counselors during Fob, like, during the nap time for the kids. Like, if you could make it work, we'd go play basketball during. Oh, okay. Yeah. Do you guys have a code word for that? Yeah, shoveling rocks.

Nice. Counselors, we're going to shovel rocks at 2.30. If anybody's interested down at the K-dome. Nice. Yeah, we'd get over the intercom and say, We need all stallions to report to the stables. I mean, we're going to play basketball. I like that.

Yeah. Anyway, but one time we were shoveling rocks and this guy, Aaron Stagg, shout out Stags. Stags is a little bit of polarizing figure, if you will, between the counselors. Some guys liked him. Some guys didn't. Anyway, he's a little bit of a punk sometimes. And Stags, oh, no, I think Skulls, Chris Scholes, my friend was playing. he got fouled or something.

He's like, oh, that's a foul. And Staggs's like, that's not a foul. That's not a foul. And Skull's like, all right, fine. It's not foul. He's like, and then Staggs is just like, don't be that guy, Skulls. Don't be that. He's like, well, I'm conceding.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he basically was like, he called it. And Stagg's like, come on, give me a break. That's not a foul. And Skull's like, all right, fine, whatever. Don't be that guy. And so he kept saying, don't be that guy. Don't be that guy.

And Skull's father just goes, I'm not being that guy. I'm being a nice guy That's what I'm talking about All the time Don't be that guy I'm not being that guy I'm Gucci dude I'm not being that guy

All right Come on guy I'm not being that guy Oh it was like a classic Like like it was like Yeah Stags could have easily just been like Yeah okay fine foul All right great

But he pushed back And then school's like all right fine I'll concede No he cares yeah whatever No, don't be that guy. Come on. Don't be that guy. I fought back.

You're supposed to fight me back and then we're supposed to get more Matt. Don't be that guy. I'm not being that guy. Don't de-escalate, dude. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I had a fun little Wednesday. It'd been a while and I decided I was trying to play more and more just outdoor pickleball and the hair is in my, I need a haircut. And so I go and I'm like, I want it tomorrow morning.

And I've got one, there's only one available style. It's a guy. So I know I'm getting myself into a little bit. Sure enough. Oh, yeah. Nails painted. Talks in a different way. Hispanic.

He works in a background. But no, he was great. Is this a lifetime? No, actually. Lifetime. I love my lifetime haircuts, but no, all the availability is like 7 p.m. or something. Okay. Want to be able to see it in the daylight.

Yeah. I want some natural light coming in. Yeah. And anyway, he was. he was full of energy. I mean, he is just, like, loving my hair and me. I mean, he's like, all right, so how often we get in our haircut? And I go, I mean, maybe every three months.

Oh, I'm going to need you to make me a deal, Han, okay? I'm seeing you in two weeks, okay? You're back in this seat in two weeks, okay. But you're going to be kind of warming down. I'm going to go, yeah, yes, sir. You know, he's asking me why. You know, like, yeah, got this trip to Asia. All right, before you let those Asian, you know, people see.

see you. I need you back here. Okay. Okay. All right. Whatever. Asian people. He starts like throwing slurs around. Free let those Asian. Yeah. Fill in the blank. Yeah. So I guess I'll see him on a regular basis now. I kind of got bullied into that. You're going to go back to him? I don't know. I mean, it was. He gets a fine hair, Todd, or whatever. He like gave me all these warnings. I'll let you know. No one sees me more than three times before I can't convince them to go to the little skin fade. I'm like, I don't fully know what that means, but you're kind of scaring me.

I mean you once you see you three times before they like you have your way with people or what what I mean that's the thing yeah like I don't really like push back when I tell you what kind of haircut I want yeah true really okay I go like two on the sides he goes I don't really do numbers I do feels I go okay well okay feel like it's a two yeah I was just like figure out what a two feels like and do that please no but the most part it was good and then from there I go straight to maybe I've mentioned this before but there's a video I've been wanting to shoot for a really long time. We finally got to do it. This youth pickable academy, I want us, the Friday guys, to

try out for it. Like it's a, you know, AAU basketball team or whatever. So I had Nathan and Tywin, both film it. We got a lot to do. Tons of work on the front end. I've already done a lot of work on the back end trying to get this all organized because, you know, it's three cameras rolling for about four hours straight. So it's just it's so much to capture. But I think we did a good job. I think it has

potential if we edit it correctly to be the best video we've ever posted. So it's going to be really fun. But yeah, it was great. I've trying to think some of the elements. First of all, they start off with like, all, we're just going to do the warm-up. You're going to do some jump-roping. I was quite the show pony when it came to jump rope. I didn't really know I was, I actually, I don't think I am good at jump roping. Scott, who's good at everything, a little below average at jump roping. Oh, really? Kind of surprising. I mean,

20 seconds into it, he goes, my calves are cramping. You just started. Even else's calves? He's looking at Isaac. Like, Isaac, you cramp a lot, right? Yeah, right. Isaac, you calves cramping? Do we need to take a break? Um, jump rope is a workout. Yeah, I mean, you're not used to jumping that much.

Yeah. Just like calves, calves, calves, but, um, what kind of jump rope you have? There's a nice,

nice rope. We talking, um, it wasn't just straight rope. It was like one of those that like hurts worse if you mess up, like a heavy rope. Okay, but yeah.

I feel like back in the day, like as a kid, you had like the plastic little rings around. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you were talking about it. They were really smack the ground.

Yeah, yeah. These were more of like a, yeah, silicone outer layer or something. Okay. I don't know. Good jump roping.

Isaac, or time, feel free to jump in anywhere if I forget anything. And then, yeah, we just do drills and we're just training with them. You know, we're getting scores.

The coaches are miced up. Some of the kids are mic'd up. Occasion I would do interviews with the kids. Like, we'll find a way for this to go in the video somewhere. And some of these interviews are just unintentional gold. I think they're really going to like, they're going to lead into a stereotype that's going to make the boomers not happy.

You know, because I think there is a little bit of like this next generation. I don't know. I don't know. A lot of time on the phone, this, that, or whatever. And I mean, I'm truly, I don't have an agenda. I'm just like, honestly, I don't even have questions. I'm just like trying to like ask whatever. You know, as I sit down with one girl, all right, you know, name, where you from?

I'm playing big ball, whatever. Yeah. Okay, great. Oh, you moved here from you, you, to train here. That's really interesting. So, like, what do you do with school? Oh, I go for like an hour a day. Really? You only go an hour. So we only went to school for an hour this morning. Well, this morning, I only went to like 30 minutes. Okay, 30 minutes of school this morning. Would you, like, what you know, were you in? What did you this morning? She goes, uh, what you say?

Oh, she's a geography. Yeah. I go, okay, where in the world where we're at today? Let's, let's talk about it. And she's like, you'd have to ask chat, GPT. And she's not even trying to be funny. I think he's just like, I mean, I don't know. I don't know what I did today. I did 30 minutes of school and I can't remember it. That's going to be bad. I mean, I asked a similar line of questions to another kid and he's like today,

he went to school for like three hours. I was like, that's good. That's awesome. What did you today? He goes, oh, I learned about Napoleon today. I go, all right, what do we know about Napoleon? He said, um, and I can tell he doesn't really know anything. I go, what about his stature though?

I'll think of the one thing we all know about Napoleon. his stature. He goes, he was a, and I could tell he doesn't know the answer to, so I'm like pointing. I'm like, you know, and he goes, he was lower, I go, yeah, he was short. He goes, total dwarf.

I go, yeah, that's what I was trying to get you to say. Napoleon was a total dwarf. Just, uh, the, uh, yeah, Snow white guy. Snow white's a little buddy. Snow white and the seven Napoleons. Total dwarf.

Total dwarf. Total dwarf. Yeah, Napoleon's dwarf. Are they homeschooled? or are they like? I think they're all doing the online school. Which is homeschool? I don't know.

Yeah, I was like, what's it through? Yeah. I don't know where they find it. They're like professional athletes though at this point. Yeah, like they're like really training just to do this.

They play pickleball six hours a day, six days a week. It's really like this program in Kansas City is better than places that you could go in Florida. No one really does anything like this. Really? I don't know why not. Yeah. I mean,

I'm sure they will pop up. But right now Kansas City is like the, the hub for youth pickleball performance. Really? Yeah, everyone's moving here to do this. So who's the coach? Like, what's this guy? This guy's some stud pigawallel player?

The coach is the guy who used to coach Jack Socket tennis. Sure. So that helps. Yeah. So yeah. You can win Wimbledon with this. Yeah. But it's great.

I mean, they were so fun. They both sent us follow up text. Like, thank you guys so much for coming yesterday. Like him and his wife were like yesterday. Like yesterday was awesome. The instructor? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The coaches loved us. And so. Was it like, how long was the tryout or the filmy or whatever? Probably three and a half, four hours or so. We were there total, did a lot of conditioning, ran a lot of sprints. I was surprised by this. We were consistently beating the, like, even like 14 and 50-year-olds and win sprints.

Really? Yeah, I really thought, like, oh, nothing, time is undefeated. You know, like, that is. Yeah. You know, but. Yeah, Scott and I hung in. I know. I would have thought, too, is like, I think these kids, these kids were made in a lab to only play pickleball and jump rope.

really yeah do you think or or are they just not fully like do you think they will be faster than you in two years maybe yeah i guess i don't really know but i just expected oh scott are about to get blown away by these kids and you just and you were you were you were running as hard as you could yeah but well i mean not even not even yeah i mean and to be fair you are fast or you were three yard dash sure anything longer in that could go either way did they do any like uh like uh like shuttle kind of like shot like back and forth kind of drills because that's where they probably probably probably that's more helpful but it was a lot of like wind sprints like up this hill okay it was fun we got some slowmo of it and you know we of course we had scott go fake throw up against

the fence he killed it and yeah it's a ton of just like managing let's get every shot we could ever possibly want to use and yeah it was very fun excited to see how the video turns around I gave time and I and a night and a thing it's all a collaborative effort like two weeks less than two weeks we're getting this video done yeah so you're like so you're like so probably so tired. Like compared to those, I bet those guys are like, let's just go to Burger King

and we'll be fine tomorrow. Normal day for them. And you guys are probably like, uh, I think I might die for a few days and they come back. Like, I know you're not really on Instagram.

So you probably missed the, uh, screenshot on our Instagram story. Did you see this of what? No. Me Scott and Isaac were all texting. I mean, we weren't even planning.

I put it in our Instagram story, but later that night we're debriefing. Scott says, dude, I stood up after sitting on the couch and almost didn't make it. This is going to take days to recover. Wait, what do you say?

I, I almost stood up from the couch and didn't make it up. I said anyone else's toes hurt. Seriously, my heat are the most sore thing. Like muscles in your toes? It's like the outer bones, the toes themselves. I mean, just like... Gotta get some wider toe boxes.

I think it's just like sprinting that much. You probably use your toes way more than normal. We did a lot of like singles drills where you're like moving laterally very quickly, then exploding. It's just like new movements. I said, yeah, anyone else's toes hurt? Scott said, you name me. the body part and it hurts.

Isaac the next says, I legit almost fell off a ladder three hours ago. I said, someone at Lifetime asked me why I was limping, and I didn't even have the energy to engage with him. I just said, rough, like a caveman. Rough, dude.

Scott then said, dude, I legit offered my mother-in-law $25 to make me a bowl of puppy chow tonight. That's how much we were all struggling. That's real, dude. He did. His mother-in-law replied to her like, hey, I made it in the Instagram and, like, didn't say that's not true.

Yeah, that's exactly how it went. Yeah, we were struggling. I mean, yeah, even today, still, like, my calves will swear from the jump working. So it's just so funny. I will legit pay you $25 to give you some chow right now. 30 if you, if you shovel it in for me. Like, that was when? That was two days ago.

That was Wednesday. And you're still feeling it, or you kind of... A little bit. I also played pickleball last night because I also was like, I'm not feeling too bad. Yeah. Yeah, cold plunge. Yeah, I think it's got to help a little bit. I don't know.

Anything like that, you just convince yourself, like, this is good for recovery. Cold plunge definitely helps. I'm sure it has to. I just believe in the science because I don't notice myself recovering faster than I would if I was. You know, it's like, how do you ever study this or know if it helps? Yeah, because, like, you don't know what it would have happened. Yeah. I don't have a control group of myself, of my hamstrings in a different person's legs.

Right. Um, let's just make this one really soft. Boom. Oh, I was on the opposite page. Sorry. You want to go hard? We go hard. No, soft.

No, let's go hard and show people how uncomfortable it is when people go hard. And then show them. What are we talking about? What? What do you mean? We talk about this. Go ahead. We're giving a bad, like, example.

Yeah! Okay. Yeah. You hear that? You're comfortable right now? You want this out? No, and. No. No. Do you like it when my voice is nice?

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I was wondering what you guys were thinking. A guy comes up to us, and this doesn't really factor in. I mean, but it is at the end of this where we are like exhausted. Like we have a physical posture of like exhaustion. Like sitting down, like watching sweat fall off of us,

like taking our shoes off. Random guy, no idea who this like older gentleman is just comes up to us. And I forget what is initial, initial sentence is, but it's something just like, hey, I talk to you guys for a second. Hey, what's going on, man?

How you doing? He goes, rhyming your names again. I go, Jake and Scott. That's right. That's right. Okay. I don't know if you guys are trying to do like more business than you're already doing, but I think I can help you out. Awesome, man. Yeah, what'd you have in mine? I was just in Guatemala.

And I got this new thing going, and I'm going to be in a lot of facilities, lot of clubs and figure while I'm there, I could, I could get Friday involved. Hey, that's great. Yeah, sure. I mean, we could always use more help, I guess. And are you just doing like Central America mainly? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not just Latin America. I was in Guatemala. Oh, yeah, my bad. Why would I think that? He would like say things very directly and like you're waiting for him to add on. No, no, not, not just Latin America. Oh, that's the, that, that, that's the hardest, hardest kind of conversation.

And I think because of exhaustion, I'm not doing my normal. Like people please are like filling in the gaps and like saving him from, you know, so I'm just kind of letting the silence hang a little bit. Well, go ahead then, man. Okay, I know. Hablar. Yeah. What do you got for me?

And then he goes, you guys want to hear about the business I'm doing? You couldn't, you could have just told me and not ask that question. Yeah, yeah. So what do you got? Well, you got to sign an NDA. Oh, he's like the guy in the office. He's like, I'm not going to give you my plan. Yeah.

And you might just do my plan. he is he's like he's like I'll give you one tell you what give me one step of the plan I'll give you one part of one step I'm not going to tell you where it is in the plan I'll give you one step all right I already said too much uh but yeah just like paddles on both hands TM I might have said I trademarked it I trademarked it legally you can't take it I'll sue you you know what that's all about yeah I mean this guy claimed to be a serial entrepreneur but I feel like that's the first mistake a young entrepreneur makes is like thinking that someone's going to steal your idea. No one's more excited about your idea than you. Go do it. Don't be afraid

to like to let other people poke holes in it. So he goes, we got signed NDA. Scott and I just look at him. No, man. Like do you have it? Okay, do you have one on you? No, no, I'll get your email. It's like I go, yeah, all right, Scott. Peck at ice Kim Scott's email. Scott's too tired to interject. And then that's not enough for this guy. He's like, you guys on WhatsApp too? Scott is.

Give him Scott's number there. Scott's like, thanks, dude. I didn't wonder if I was hearing, because I was catching just barely bits and pieces. It sounded like he was really trying to get like both of your personal numbers or something. And then you were just like, hello at Friday pick, like you're just like.

Sending him the email that goes to Scott. And yeah, I'll tell you who's good at responding stuff like this. Scott. Scott. That's what he does. Scott just can't. So does this guy ever follow up? I don't know if he sent Scott anything. But yeah, I mean, just like, oh, yeah. It means like an NDA that you're signing in the,

like you can't even tell him if you signed it or not. Like you can't tell people like if I've signed this NDA. I have an NDA about the NDA. Yeah. Yeah, very, very protective. Double entrenched NDA. Yeah. Yeah, dude, looking forward to hear it.

It sounds awesome. You sound like the kind of guy we want to work with. Yeah. You sound fun. You're going to be our sales rep. You're going to represent us. We're super fast moving guys. We love it when people take three days to show us an idea.

Yeah. That was great. Yeah. And we're like, oh, Isaac, you missed out. It's just one of the many fun side effects of just like running a business.

It's very just like, it's very well liked. People want to approach us. And with that come 10% of these interactions are just like off the wall and just kind of entertaining. What's hard is you got to entertain them. Because what if this guy is a millionaire that just, wants to get in on it.

There's a very good chance this guy's extremely successful and just lack social skills. So, you know, it's like, well, let's see how he does a ring, though. Let's give him another chance. Yeah, if Elon Musk came up to you and you didn't know who he was, you might be like, uh, no, dude.

Love on the spectrum. He's like, you need, you need an NDA, though, to talk to me about this. Like, what do you guys? Who do you think you are? Did you guys want to work with me? Please say yes, please. Please send NDA, please send NDA.

Interesting. You're a family man? What's your son's name? You wouldn't understand it. okay, this is he's a weirdo. But weirdos sometimes make the world go around. Yeah. So see what he email Scott.

Yeah, that was so good. So you're telling me hello at Friday pickleball.com. Friday pickle.com. Straight to Scott. Good to know. Although I've been kind of the one leading to charge lately of like, Scott's done his time. Scott can still answer 20% of these.

Like they're really important emails, but the minutia. Like let's get Scott. out of there and let's let Scott run apparel. Like let's have apparel be a large part of our business. That's got to take someone's full focus. Let's Scott do that. So I know Scott would love it.

He'd be great at that. Yeah. Yeah. Anything you can hire somebody out for what, $20 an hour to do? You should probably be doing it. Like, yeah. Rather than Scott, he's too good for. We got, we got Harold from Nicaragua.

Mm-hmm. Was that like, you're doing all of Latin America or? No. No. No. No, no, dad, no. He, like, snapped into something. Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I'm better than that, Dad. I'm going to be somebody. I want to play baseball, Dad. Okay, oh, hey, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back, Dern. Sorry about that. So are you, do like baseball?

United States and Canada. Cool, cool. I'm not going to tell you that until, I'm not going to confirm that until you signed an NDA. You guys got an email? You know Latin America? No, Dad. Dude, let's have a conversation where one person only answers open-ended yes or no questions with just yes or no and just see how uncomfortable it is.

For people listening. I think I understand. Okay. Great. I'll ask the questions because I understand. Got it. Okay. So Kansas City, you live here now, but did you grow up?

Did you grow up in Kansas City? No. You didn't? I did not. Timon? How about you? Yeah. You grew up in Kansas City.

I did actually. Yeah, my, my dad is from, like, middle, like, of Kansas, kind of, and my mom's from Illinois. I did not. And they both. Well, but you're from a, like, did you grow up, like, on land like Tymond did? Yeah. Yes. You did?

Yes. And because what, your parents, do they inherit that land or? Here and there, yeah. Yeah. I mean, we've had, like, always had horses on our property and stuff. So, like, I grew up kind of around them, which is fun. No horses. Do you like horses?

No. Am I supposed to be autistic or? Just be yourself. Have you ridden a horse before? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Have you ridden a horse in Guatemala before?

No! Nah! No. No. I remember. I am not per se. Yeah. they're still like we tj and i joke about this person yeah i would ask him he used to be a worship

player and so i was like oh yeah like who are some of your favorite um people that you know whatever like favorite christian artists uh i don't know like but for the sake of it i mean just give me something yeah yeah i'm when i led words i did a lot of all sons and daughters phil wickham you like them yeah yeah cool so uh yeah this new company like it sounds like it's really really doing well you yeah yeah yeah lawsuit yeah yeah yeah all right yeah so it's a lot of heavy lifting on your end because you're filling silences you're like trying to like you're doing the question and the answer basically and I'm trying to be like are you okay with this like if you're okay with this that that's what's hard

for me is it's always like do you want to talk like I don't have to like have a long conversation with you if you're not interested in talk yeah you know it's like if this is okay with you we can have short comp like yeah we can sit in silence that's cool too is that you just want to eat a meal and yeah back street boys yeah i remember that was one of them yeah i really like the back street boys actually really no no it was it was hanson hanson's an incredibly talented band he told me that was that was when he got he got you got a life out of him i was like really you're telling me out of all the bands that you're taking a stance for handsome incredibly talented.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You listened to them lately? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good times.

Okay. I'm going to send you this picture real quick. Jake, you tell me what you think of this picture. I'm going to send to both you. Don't worry, timing. I want to stop freaking out. All right. Oh, man.

Whatever. Bricked? No. I just had a conversation. So here's a picture. First reactions to this picture. Huh. Okay.

This is our friend Tate, Simon. This is our friend Tate. Okay. A bit. I don't know. I don't know what this guy does look like. Is this like... So I just think he looks...

So he texted me and like, you know, Otto changed his profile picture. It's clear... I know what his profile picture used to look like, and it's that exact same face. But just like, so he definitely did like AI to like, and he chose, he chose this, he chose the look that I think is the most ridiculous look. The suit jacket with the t-shirt on it. Yeah, that's what I noticed.

It looked like a t-to jacket on just a plain white t-shirt. It's a very like. They enhance his forehead inward way. He's got three sets of eyebrows. You see that? No, I didn't see all that. I'm just more like looking at the personality of who. Anyway, so I text him a few different things.

And I would love for maybe you to add some of your own punchlines in here. This one might be, some of these might be a little bit niche. So maybe you don't even understand these jokes. Do you know who Alex Hormose is? Yeah. Okay. So I just said, I said, oh, peep this new contact photo. Congrats on your school course, bro.

Because he just looks like somebody who has a course online. Yeah. And then he's like giving me a hard. He's like fifth person to say that. Obviously, he didn't have been to send it out to everyone. And I said, I bet NIL's been good to you, agent of a kid since he's been an eighth grade and needed a place to sleep. And he responded.

He's like, that's a six out of ten. Should have quit while you were ahead. I know, fair enough. You've always been wise beyond your years. Didn't you get your first medical device sale at 17? Yeah, what is the personality? Yeah, he looks like a, he looks like a guy who gets, you know, about halfway done hanging out with his wife. And she says, what's the plan with this?

So what's the plan? Is that it? And I said, no wonder you've got your own private booth at a Miami nightclub. So does cocaine really that addictive? And he's like, he's reaching guys. He's not, he's not appreciated him. I said, I'll respond with more later. I'm about to read some books to Bo, but maybe someday you'll have kids.

You just got to leave the 18-hour workday lifestyle behind you. Oh, yeah. This is a guy who wakes up at 4 a.m. once a month, but that's the one day he does a day in a live video. He records that day. I said, you look like a guy who pays $250 for his haircut. Yeah. I'm going to see you in two weeks, hon. Promise me that.

And then the last, let's see, maybe I said, oh, I said, what's Dan Bilzerian like in real life? he goes, I don't know who that is. I said, your profile pick knows who that is. No, yeah, somebody does. This one, slightly racial. Not racist, racial. I said, I just walked into Chipotle, a bunch of Hispanic dudes here

that smell like your profile picture. They all smelled good, honestly. Like Cologne, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, that's about, I think those are all the ones. Oh, and then he sent me a picture of his tire that was flat. I'm like, sorry, dude, I know G-Wagon tires are expensive. Anyway, I just love.

The picture is just ridiculous. Tuxedo and T-shirt is nuts. Timon, why does Zach like Hormozzi so much? I don't know. I think it's just he's, Zach's becoming more of an entrepreneur-type guy, and you just love, I don't know, like, I just, I made fun of him when it came to the point where his lock screen said,

just a black screen, he'd have to like markup on iPhone just like typed out volume negates luck. And then put that on his lock screen. I said, that's so corny. I was just, I just volume negate. He's, he's locking in. Yeah. Oh yeah. Big time.

I just thought that was funny. I'll tell you where he's not locking in is the video I paid him for a month ago. I can't get a rough draft to save my life. You Miguel them, dude? You paid him for? before he did it. You magelled him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. I'm coming.

I was in jail. I got pulled over. You know how it is for choir, choir boys. I texted him like a week ago and, uh, that money spent, bro. I'm finding the right black eyed peas song still. I said,

Hey, dude, any updates with the video? Also, you seem like a guy who'd have a connection to an ice cream truck because I wanted that for like a potential photo shoot I was going to do. And he goes, he like only responded to the ice cream truck thing. It was like, okay, I'll find you an ice cream truck. And I go, okay, but how's the, how's the video coming along? He doesn't respond to that. A few hours later, he goes, okay, I've got a couple potential, or I've got a guy who's got an ice cream truck. And so I say, hey, you know what? Actually,

don't worry about the ice cream truck. Ice cream truck was a yesterday thing. It's over. Like four hours later, he goes, all right, I now have three potential ice cream trucks. And I go, I don't need the ice cream truck anymore. How's a video coming along? Can't talk right now driving through a tornado. He's just, this is so funny here. And he didn't respond. From your perspective,

I think he tells me like that evening, I'm assuming it's this evening, he's like, this morning Jake asked me like, if I knew, like knew any connections to an ice cream truck. And I found him like four. He never responded.

The different perspectives are pretty funny. I'm looking at it right now. No worries about the ice cream truck. And then he sends me a screenshot of a guy who might be able to get him one. His perspective is like, I went to all this work. They made me find all these ice cream trucks. And now he's going to ghost me about it.

Yeah, I said I don't need it. And then... That's funny. Yeah, it looks like that evening, he said, I found you three, I think. I'm happy. You're going to text from him tomorrow, like, look outside. It's just a fleet of ice cream truck. You're welcome, bud.

I just edit the video, dude. He's like, since you were so insistent on me bringing him to your door, fine. That's great. Volume negates luck. What does that mean? If you do too much, you can't get lucky. It's like you don't need luck

if you're putting the work in. I'm guessing that's what that means. It negates it. Some people, they have a lack of volume so they rely on luck. Yeah, like if you're only doing a little bit of putting the effort in, you just have to rely on luck.

I think it's fine, but I think if you only had three words to put on your lock screen, I would find a better quote. Sure. I am a fan of like simple, simple little saying, Yeah. Yeah. I usually like a spiritual saying. It's not like. Yeah. Like our pastor this past week just

said, God is for us. No, God is sovereign. God is with us. And I thought, yeah. I should say that to myself and my kids every single day. Yeah. God is sovereign. God is with us. Ward Reby at camp made it so easy. He was like, there are, you know, we take two weeks just to train you. And there's a lot of aspects on how to do this job. He goes, but he would say it every day. He would say, be with the kids beyond time. Yeah. That's all it takes. At the end of the day, that's the end of the day, That's all it takes. He would remind us constantly as a counselor. That's all it takes. Be with the kids to be on time.

And that's what you remember. You don't remember the hour-long training sessions. Yeah. You're like, I get the gist of it. Yeah, the gist is be with your kids and be on time. Sounds good. If you do nothing else. And so, yeah, it was like, great.

I can do that. Yeah. That's great. I like the short little make it count. I like that. Yeah. I used to have a posted note. She'd bring it back and just said, stare at Jesus.

Then I got a car accident. Whoops. Took my eyes off the road. too long. No, I was kidding. That just reminded me. Rachel thought that the Good Ranchers came with black ice.

And I said, that's a different kind of ice. Oh, yeah, you're right. I was like, it does. Oh, yeah. It's like dry ice? It's so slippery. Oh! That's hilarious.

She's on her back with like the Good Rangers. She's like, I knew it. Ah, I tried to bring it in myself today. It's too heavy and I slipped on the black ice. You never. see it. That's pretty funny. Volume negates.

I'm happy to bully Zach about the video if he needed me to. I'll text me. Let's all bully him. Let's get to go out of Texas right now. I don't think can Zach be bullied? I'm not sure.

I don't think Zach's a bully guy. The tornado didn't bully him. I think Zach is motivated purely by finances and I think he's got his money. Isaac and I would talk about that sometimes. Every once in a while, a woodworking client would like insist on like, I'll pay you up front. You're like, I really don't want it.

And then it's like, man, we're just doing this for nothing. Even though it's not obviously true, it's like when you're done with it, you don't make any more money. It's a lot of times how wedding videos were. I would rather just like pay me half now, half when it's done. Yeah, half after you approve it or something. Yeah. That's a little bit dangerous, I suppose. But, yeah, did Zach do the company thing? No, I think that's in the future. It's going to be soon. Yeah. Oh, it's in the I think it's very end of April or something. Okay. Maybe next Friday.

Okay. Yeah. Sweet. But I don't know if he knows. He said that it was left at Derek is going to let him know for sure if he's still doing it. So maybe he's not anymore. I don't know. He still doesn't have a note on his phone.

He has a great story. He has one good story. He's one good story. It's about it. But I don't think he has a time he has to fill. So has he ever told that story in front of a audience before? Like live in person audience? Yeah.

Not more than just like a conversation with several people in. I might have to go just to watch it. I got to hear this. It's a great story. Yeah. I've done the story bit on a stand-up one. I did the puddle city stand-up, and it was like, this is,

this is tougher you think to, like, make a whole story. Yeah, I think I told him, because what you had told us, Jake, was like, you can have a real story, but then it's like, you go through it and just find little things to add that, like, punchlines long away or whatever. 10 seconds. You've got to have a joke.

So everyone, like, when I did it, I was like, I'm feeling a little bit. I'm not. I'm just kind of. explaining things right now. It's been like 15 seconds. Yeah. When you're in front of people, you go, I mean, this is funny, right? But right? It's been a while. Yeah. So it's like, it's like, it's like, fill it up. And it's funny.

It's like, it's over, the water's overflowing. It was a finding the, or it doesn't, no one's laughing at this part because it's not really funny yet. I don't know what to say. Ah. Yeah. She's born. If Zach can find some like little up and down things, I think he'll be great. But I don't know. If he does it. I don't know if he's doing it. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big Zach. Big Z. All right. Oh, I love good ranchers. Good ranchers.com.

I love good ranchers. It's the effing bomb. I love good ranchers. Good, good, good, good ranchers. Yeah. Good, good, good ranch. Yeah. Yeah.

Good, good ranch, yeah. Yeah. Hey. Rents, Rens, R?' That has been the ranch, good a ranch, good, essentially. Good a ranch, good, rinse, good, grinch, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good rangers, good. That has been the official Good Ranchers jingle. They only paid for 30 seconds, so the rest of it, we have to talk.

That's right. Sorry, I was on delay. I don't know what you had planned. I was on tape delay. You're out in the field, yeah. Let's go to Brad. He's out in an American farm right now. Brad, what are you seeing out there?

That's right, Jake. Yeah, I'm here at the American farm. What was the question you asked again? Sorry. What are you seeing out there? Cows. Cows with no added, there's no antibiotics or hormones here. They're eating freely.

They're having a good time. And you wouldn't believe it. They're fraternizing with the chickens and the wild caught salmon as well. Awesome, Brad. Also, there's some, you know, we love the cows. So we have the, wait. Go ahead. Sorry. Where can people get the, sorry? Sorry, no, I thought you, oh, discount code right now. Brad, tell them where they, why, sorry. Do you want me to go? All go. Or, yes, you. You sure? Yes, go for it.

We see you have lost Brad, but what he was going. Sorry. Okay. I think I'm just going to roll with it here. We're just talking about Good Ranchers. We did the jingle already. And so you can see these cows behind me. They're ready to be slaughtered any day now.

They're ready to come to your door via Good Ranchers.com. And it's just American Meat Deliver. They're just getting shipped frozen right to you. You can unpackage them, make them that night. You can freeze them for later. Um, chicken's really good as well. They got pork.

They got all the stuff. You can make your own boxes even. Uh, you can add, you mix and match, you got Waggoo B. You got it all. You want to tell them about the discount code?

You want me to, Jake. Thank you, Brad. And tell them, I can't. Okay, I'm getting,

I'm getting notes from the producer. We need to write. It is GRKC to get, uh, to get free protein out on for life. Free expended shipping or money. Or live.

money off your order. Get it today at good ranchers.com. Dot com. Good. Set it in unison. Perfect. Seriously, I wasn't sure if we were delayed or not.

That's awesome. So good. Volume negates luck. Volume negates luck. He's not doing so much volume though right now. Volume of size of ice cream trucks negates video, I think.

You know what it was? I did want to do this whole like 90s. He's looking photo shoot. I texted you about film and everything. And then, but Chad Jopje came out with the new image generation like two days ago. And it is quite good. Oh, they keep advertising it. All of a sudden, I'm like, we don't need anything.

We need pictures of me, Isaac and Scott, and the rest is fine. Like for the first time, I think we can actually use AI images and like marketing. Yeah. So what was it for again? 90s stuff? Yeah, this like fun kind of thing we've got coming in like a month or whatever. I was like, I want to theme it around like a 90s like summer day. And I was like, how cool it would be like a vintage ice cream track is like,

where we're doing the photo shoot and we're like hanging out of it or whatever. Like that'd be so fun. This is such a, it's like I so want to do that. I know. It's like, if I'm in your shoes, it's like, it's like, it's so much cheaper. I'm just like the artist and you. I understand both sides. I think, yeah, I don't know.

That's such a, I still think it's going to continue to be such a thing. Like when you spend the time on. Sorry, go ahead. I think it would also be a fun creative challenge of like, I think we still need to go to a studio and take images that are really good so that AI can do really good things with them, like sitting on a chair that's completely green so it can easily chroma key it out and put us in an orange lawn chair or something like that. Like, I think it'll be a still a new challenge, but.

For sure. Yeah, we don't need the ice cream truck anymore. Somebody tells Zach. I'm kind of offended. You didn't ask me about the ice cream truck. Really what it is is, it's like soft parenting. It's like I keep following up about this video and I feel bad that's all I ever text Zach about. So I'm like, hey, how's the video coming along?

Also, you're a fun guy. You know about a nice cream truck. When in reality, I'm like, I don't really care about that. Just finding some way to bring it up. Just to like, yeah, soften the blow of the question. That's fair. I probably do that too. Also, man, how are you doing?

Yeah. Also, how's your heart? How's your volume? Yeah. How's your negate? Has it negated? How's your life? look. What if

what if he understands or misunderstands the whole thing and he goes to the casino or something and every time someone gets loud he's like well, got to get off this table. He's not going to get lucky.

He's got headphones on you on full blast. No, the louder it is, the less lucky I get. I want to win with skill. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like completely silent.

He's winning millions of dollars. Just, I'm locked in. You're kind of really. I met some guys. Florida, South Florida, who came to our event. And they were just really nice. And it was like, you guys from here or whatever? And they're like, no, we, we kind of retired down here. But they're like in their 40s. Go retired? They go, we met playing professional poker. And now we just play pickleball. That's awesome. Really? That's awesome. Or is it?

Poker face? Oh, he's bluff it. Can you read me? Yeah, yeah. Wow. They made that much money. Yeah, he looked like he was 45 years old and he's just retired in Florida already. they play online. I wanted to ask more questions. This is one of those like, beat us, win a free paddle. So it's like,

I try to keep the conversation is pretty short. I'm like, I want more. Stick around. I know. I had a friend, Kennecott guy that,

yeah, played online, like pretty competitively, like pretty good. I don't know. He's not deacon. No. He's not deacon it up.

But, yeah. Dude, I'm reading this book right now for this, like, requirement to, like,

be a deacon. It's the most boring book I've ever read in my entire life. I bet. It's unbelievable. I should bring it next time. Like it's like these like, it's like a instruction manual, but it's like a hundred pages long. It's like some deacons like to be, um, interviewed at their home. You can also consider interviewing them, um, you know, at the coffee shop or maybe at an office at church.

It's like we're reading, we're having a whole paragraph about, you know, trying to hit a word count. That's miserable. It's been around forever. And guess what? The title is called Deacons. Pretty good, huh? There's no question what that is. Anyway, sorry to hear that. Speaking of church, I watched, like every year there's a new Mormon cult documentary.

New one just dropped. Yeah. Yeah, which is too bad. I mean, like, every people group, every religion, every whatever, has this where you go, that doesn't really represent. represent us. I can't think of a single thing like that. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I know. It's like, I don't know if this is too extreme, but it's like probably how like Muslims feel about like 9-11.

They're going, all right, you kind of ruined it for all of us. Thanks a lot, bin Laden. Yeah. And, you know, Christians feel it with, you know, certain people, you know, the Joel Steen, whatever. We all have stuff, but it's like, man, the Mormons are going through a rough patch right now. You got the secret lives and Mormon wives. You got the fundamentalist over here. What is the secret lives of Mormon lives thing? It's a secret. No one will tell me. actually it's a reality show actually

is this like Victoria's secret because I know that wasn't the whole thing is just like it's a secret no one's going to say anything it's just a reality show

about these girls that are not as pure as they think they you think they are yeah it's a riddle who's as pure as you think they are yeah which one's the fake there's a mole

actually is this a joke I don't like to be trying legally you have to tell me if it's secret or not is it's a joke please say no please say no

please say no from what I barely know I think these Mormon women went really viral on like TikTok around like COVID time

2020 2020 2021 like this whole like oh they've been swinging and they're not who they appear to be and they're just full of drama some networks picks it up like oh this is great and so I think takes the women that built a following on TikTok and just follows them around and yeah it's just a reality show of these women

just Okay. You know, I think different, you know, some are still probably in the church, some are not at all. Are they identifying? Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I see Trey talking about it every once in a while. I'm like, I don't get this.

This is a different. It's a secret to me. Different niche. But yeah, I feel like every year there's a new Netflix documentary on like the fundamentalist LDS church. And boy, I don't know how, does it feel like these cult leaders, I always expect the cult leaders to be a little more likable. sure it's like how are they the ones get like remember bag on that's a great example dude have you have you watched tiger king timing no oh that there's something they're there's there you're gonna you're in for a treat okay you heard of it yeah yeah okay it's big during COVID yes so there's the tiger king like

main character wasn't they joe exotic yeah i always want to call him joe dirt but then there's this other guy that's kind of like a similar like crazy guy tiger this show is insane I mean the first episode you go, I can't leave this exist. And then episode two is like, oh yeah, there's another guy doing this in another state. Yeah. Bagavan. Yeah. Yeah. They all call him Bagavan and he's this. He's this like, he has like three wives or something like that. It's like this guy is not that cool. I mean, crazy facial hair and he's got long hair too, doesn't he? Yeah. Anyway, I think he's got a ponytail. Son's got a ponytail. You refer to yourself as bog when we played pickleball. Yeah. Scott has still been pretty good at. me bog yeah yeah because of bog yeah but yeah this guy is like a heavy set fella who doesn't talk well at all like we had to put the subtitles on for this guy who's been born raised in america what like i don't even know how to describe it there's aspects of it that almost remind me of like um almost like the amish do where it's like it's it's like a little bit

of like certain words are just like different it seems like a version of english that's 200 years old Because he was probably never off this compound that... He grew up in it or he just grew up sheltered or what it was. But yeah, he'll just trill off and like, yeah, that's how the Bible says to do it? You know, it's like, this is your guy. This is the prophet. You're up. Yes, right.

However have you done this, but... But no. It's good, though. Really? I want to watch it. I think Anna was saying, she's, I think, watching it. Like, is it... They kind of were just like, yeah, film.

Like, we're okay with this. Like, just film. Like, so that's why it's so, like, well documented or something like that. Yeah, I like it because it's a little different than just your typical like documentary of like, hey, years later, we went back and we interviewed a couple people, this is the story. This is, um, a woman who sounds like she's had a force gum of a life where she's done all sorts of things. It's like, yes, six, she's old now, but she's like 60 years ago, she was Miss Mississippi and she's done this. And oh, the whole, you find out she actually used to be former

FLDS, got manipulated, got brainwashed, believed in a false profit. Like she's been through all this now at the end of her life, she's like, I'm going to go help these people. So she, like, infiltrated the fundamentalist Mormon church by saying, like, I want to do a documentary about you. Using his own ego against him, basically. Oh, right.

It's kind of a short version of it. And so they have all this footage of inside the property, inside the compound. And so that's a very fun aspect of, like, when the betrayal does happen, how they react, and the first kind of woman to flip and then the aftermath of it, and some girls are still

sucked in it. You know, it's just, it's different than most documentaries. I mean, it's just so interesting to watch people that are like so inundated in it that they can't even see it, but it's like so obvious to the outsiders. It is crazy. And a lot of this has happened in the last four years. This is all post-COVID. So, you know, it's like, this just happened in America. It's like, this is crazy. But yeah, it's good. While we were talking about that, I remembered a couple of just last minute things from the shootdown at the elite pickleball academy. One, I spent like 20 bucks on this joke. I showed up.

I didn't tell Scott or Isaac this, but I told Nathan in time. And I was like, hey, one of you roll on me and one of you roll on them. I showed up as like, all right, are we ready to do this? All right, well, I want to show the kids that I'm excited to be here. So got this shirt, busted that out. I love kids. Just says, I love kids. And as big as fond as they would let me do it on rush order teas.com.

and I got a laugh. And then I just took it off immediately. So, you know, a disposable joke, if you will. Yeah, that's pretty good. Have you ever seen the, uh, Ollie Popp's here? Olipop. Uh, have you ever seen the, um, I think they're whatever. Yeah, some YouTube shorts or whatever.

Sorry, that makes you sound so old. Have you ever seen the videos of the shorter vertical ones? These, these people that like have these like ridiculously awful shirts, but then like in small print, it like makes sense. Like, oh, I kind of what you're talking about. I have seen the, Yeah. I can't think of an example.

I love little boys or something like that. But then it says I love, you know, I don't know what it would say. Or I don't know what, like. It somehow makes it like really endearing and a great thing. Yeah. Anyway, fun times. I love kids. I love kids.

What? Come on. I do. I had a couple tide pods in my pocket, even though it's not even the right joke to make with that generation. But I think making me appear out of touch makes it even funnier. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, hey, tugging in my pocket. Hey, you want to come on my team?

You win with me. Yeah. Got a couple freshies. Got a couple fresh pies. Freshies. Like fake drop him out of the pocket. Whoops. A tempter you with that?

Yeah. That's good. One kid I was playing with, uh, score is 9-11. I go, where were you on 9-11? He goes, I wasn't born. I go, and we're like in the middle of a rally. Okay. Okay, I'll, I'll tell you about it here in a little bit.

And then he gets like an overhead and like smashes it and like body bags. I go, dude, that was pretty much it. That's pretty much how it went. No notes. You're getting it. Yeah. Just do it to the next one. This is school for you.

Dang. That's crazy. Oh, yeah, they weren't even close to alive. Probably not. The timing wasn't alive. Nope. Five years too young. Rachel was barely alive.

Jeez. Where she was born? 98? 97. 97? Yeah, she couldn't even talk yet. Couldn't even talk yet. Hmm.

All right. All right. Well, we told you guys it'd be a short one. Yeah. Time you got anything else? Oh, great. We're done, dude. Oh, my gosh, dude.

Luke Hogan keeps asking me all these things to send. He's good, but man, it doesn't suck. And at the end of this is money, though, right? Correct. In the checking account. Always. Well, yeah. I'll see.

Yeah. Yes. But then I'm going to purchase another house. Fun fact. Oh, yeah. Just money in, money out. Fur. That's right.

It's getting cold. up in here, boy. Last thing I'll say. This is three out of ten as far as awesome goes. Interesting goes. Haddy's really into character. Like, she thinks that character voices are really funny right now.

Oh, great. And she appreciates, and I love that she appreciates this. She appreciates so much Robin Williams' character in Aladdin. Oh, great. She's amazed by how many voices he does. Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah.

There's like Spotify has all these Disney storyteller, like 45-minute version. of like they they narrate it but then they also put the songs in there and so yeah she's like it's like quoting all these different things from yeah robin williams that do all these voices and stuff and it's awesome that's probably not quite old enough but she would love master of disguise with dana carving oh yes because he is incredible the voices and characters maybe a couple years i don't know it's probably rated pg i know what did robin williams do that was like oh that was like the thing that really made him robin williams you know what i mean like flover it was flubber that was

is a big one. Pre-flubber? Pre-flover, post-flover. I don't know how, I mean... All I think it was Mrs. Dalfire and Aladdin. Or like the two... And obviously, Goodwill Hunting was awesome, but like... Like, as a comedian.

I mean, I think he was a stand-up. I think he was on SNL. Was he stand-up? But I don't know what his career trajectory is like... Was he on SNL? You mean, like a cast member? I thought he was. Hey, what I know?

Timon, you typing over there for us or yourself? I'm looking up. Did Robin Williams have a big break? This says... Volume negates luck. He did. when he was cast as the alien Mork in a 1978 episode of Happy Days.

Just an episode. Which directly led to his starring role in the successful spin-off series, Mork and Mindy. He heard of Morg and Mindy. From the office. That's crazy. His performance was so good

in the one episode that producers immediately made a spinoff show for him. That is pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Talk about capitalizing. Yeah. That's fun.

Robin Williams hosted Saturday Live three times during the 80s and made several memorable guest appearances. But no, I don't think he's a regular cast member. I'm sure he's in a lot of like I know good morning Vietnam was a thing never really oh that one's great no I've never seen that I don't know you know anything well I just love saying that just him saying it yeah yeah anyway he's it's amazing like like I like point out to how he went on like do you realize that's the same guy making all those different yeah like even

in like friend like me the song he does so many different voices yeah while I mean it's just awesome dude even just some of those opening scenes of mrs. Delfire when you see him as a voice actor. It's very impressive what he's doing. That compilation of him calling as all these different people. Yes. Yeah. I know a lot about boys because I used to be one. You know?

Yeah. So good. Yeah, he's good. So good. Anyway, all right. That's all I have to say. All right. I think that's it.

We can make this quick. Let's just, uh, hey, are you worn him outside yet. No. No. Studio only. Just for you guys.

That's good. See you next Monday. Love you guys.