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Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Jake bought some oranges from a bank parking lot, Brad took Bo for a ride in a Cybertruck, and Timon is taking his other podcast very seriously.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up Ghosties? How are we doing? Good. How are you guys? It's about time we had an episode that started this hot. This hot. It's hot, hot episode, dude. I, uh, I just woke up. I did. I died. I, I, I, I didn't set my alarm last night thinking my kids will wake me up. Yeah. And then they did it. That's a good story. But I'll tell you what did wake me up is I think I would have been late for this podcast. And then I got here this podcast and I sat on that couch for 15 minutes. I was just fine time and thank you for that. But as always. So I'm a little bit disheveled. But the reason I woke up is because we got a drone delivery to our backyard. And I woke up to like, what is that garbage man doing? It was so loud. It was the drone. It was
Starting point is 00:00:48 it. No, it just sounded like it's, it's, it's garbage day. So I was like, gosh, that's a loud. And I was like, that's a drone sound. That's a drone sound. That's a drone sound. It was And when I say garbage-sized, I mean in sound. Garbage-sized sound. Garbage-sized sound. Yes, dude. It was loud. It was...
Starting point is 00:01:05 See, those just seemed so inefficient. What did you get dropped off? If you're allowed to say. Let me look it up for sure to make sure every... We got two different boxes. We got two different deliveries. Oh. Do you think it's the same drone making trips?
Starting point is 00:01:17 I hope. Or do you think it's... I hope all in one trip. No, no, two different trip. It was like 15 minutes apart. And you heard it. Oh, yeah. I mean, drones are like, buzzy, but they're not...
Starting point is 00:01:28 wake me up from my slumber loud. I think they're buzzing enough. Yeah, true. Yeah, because you got one delivered and you said you just missed it. Oh, yeah, I was in the house. No, I didn't know about it. I mean, yeah, I don't know. It was loud enough. If it's right outside your door, something's not that I know that we, I know that Catherine bought some Legos for Bo's birthday party that we got coming up for what's it called? Birthday. Party favors. Okay. They're doing, they're doing like, yeah, presents. They call them presents, Brad. It was gifts for a birthday party. What is that? What do you say, like wrapping? You wrap them up, you wrap them up.
Starting point is 00:02:01 There's no time like the presents. Very good. Okay. So I know she got that and I think she got something else too. What else did get got delivered by drone? Did got to be, bro, that drone. See? That looks like the top of your hat.
Starting point is 00:02:15 That looks like the language you're speaking. I never wear this hat because everyone always asks me what it is. I'm like, yeah. Do you know what it is? I mean, my stuff says Friday and I'm still like, should I stop wearing this? I'm tired of the questions. It's a very common word And he guesses what my hat's for
Starting point is 00:02:30 It says Reg Bengola Yeah I've heard you like tell other people Before I know it's like an inside joke with the boys Group chat fantasy football Yeah it's the it's the name that we call Our Fantasy Football League But even the reason we call it that
Starting point is 00:02:45 Is nonsensical It's basically well it's One of my friends dads His friends used to always yell it And so he's like I think we should just name our Wow League this I'm the commissioner
Starting point is 00:02:56 just throw it out there and then it just stuck. And so people are always like, what's your hat? It's like, do I work? Dude, it's so. It's so meaningless. What you have for breakfast this morning? That is more important than the name on my hat. Yeah, I promise is more interesting than this.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I think we got some shampoo also delivered via drone, looks like. It seems kind of heavy. That would take a loud, a loud drone potentially. And maybe this book, was this book a drone delivery? I can't tell now where it. I saw it earlier saying shipping with drone. Oh, no, books out for delivery. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Oh, no. Just the Legos and the shampoo. Legos is shampoo. All right. That's kind of fun. Oh, it has like exact, delivered today. 8.34 a.m. delivered today, you know. Wow.
Starting point is 00:03:44 So that's when you woke up. Yeah. My gosh. And I yelled. I said, Bo, come in here. He was so excited to see it. Yeah, you were telling me off the pod this week that Bo is pretty into drones right now. Bo is into all sorts
Starting point is 00:03:56 I think he's gonna be an electrical engineer or some kind of engineer. He's just all, he's into Legos, he's into all of it. So yeah, that's cool. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Yeah, he's just crazy about it. So anyway, coming in hot. We are coming in hot. I loved the, the text I woke up to yesterday from you. Oh,
Starting point is 00:04:14 geez, dude. Like you never text past midnight. Bro, I've never up past midnight. I have been lately. And you texted me in time and you're like, I don't know what,
Starting point is 00:04:24 I remember the exact noise I made, right? Just like immediate sympathy. You're like, oh, dude, that stinks. Catherine, you can't tell the ghosties the whole story. Catherine brings it up in almost every conversation we have. She's like, I can't believe that this happened. Like, so in other words, what was it? A couple nights ago.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Catherine comes home from a walk and she just goes, Brad, I messed up. And I don't know what, what, I don't remember what I. She'd on me on the walk. Honestly, I thought, like, you were gone 10 minutes. Seriously? Again, when I specifically told you not to me? Which house? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Dennis. Don't go Dennis's way anymore. You're north or south? I don't know what I thought. I thought, what are we pregnant? You know, I don't know. I had no idea what she was. I messed up.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I was like, okay. And she's like, I have the wrong dates for the beach trip for their family. And so we were planning on going to the beach May 23rd through the 30th with her family. And she realized on May. third. Hey, it's actually May 16th through the 23rd. And we have like six, you know, we have our whole family's flights there and back. That's the main thing. It was like, okay. And then all of a sudden, like everything else logistically is just busier. So. Yeah. Because they're flying too. Yeah. Rachel and I were talking about this. We're proud of
Starting point is 00:05:43 you guys for flying. Really? Yeah. Yeah. You deserve to fly. Dude, it's so expensive. It's, it was like six grand. Luckily, we have points. But like, if it weren't for points, six grand. U.S.D? The, yes, United States dollar. United States dollar? Yes, dude. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Frigan Southwest is not Southwest. Southwest these days is just a bummer. They'll go southeast. I tried to find any other option. Well, and to be fair, it was nonstop. I'm not going to Newark first. I don't, I'm like, if that's the case, we're just driving. Yeah, it was so expensive, though.
Starting point is 00:06:18 And you had to rebook everything. Luckily, and that was kind of the bummer, too, is it would have been, $900 cheaper if we would have booked the other dates first. And now you're going to Memorial Day weekend a little bit. No, no, no. So we booked 23 through the 30th. That cost whatever it was. And then I called to like, hey, can we switch these flights?
Starting point is 00:06:38 And they're like, yeah, it's actually $900 cheaper for those dates. I'm like, sweet. Cool. And she's like, yeah, but you bought them with points. And so we can't reimburse you for the $900. Okay. And I said, okay. So you got to, so can they refund?
Starting point is 00:06:50 What did you do? So they ended up like, upgrade. us to the wazoo of like, we're now choice something, select or whatever. Oh, dude, welcome to my world. The worst time in history to be any kind of advanced member in Southwest. Sweet. Yeah, yeah. Sweet. What's that get me?
Starting point is 00:07:05 Um, the pilot will- All of room 24, row 24 is all yours. All right. Sounds good. Like the pilot will say good morning when you board. That is what choice extra is. You get free drink coupons. I'm a deacon. Dang it.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Oh, so. Anyway, it's just been a whirlwind. So I just recently purchased this other house for Airbnb. And it's not that much work, but it's still a lot of work. Okay. And, you know, relatively. And so, you know, in my head, I was like, all right, we're going to get this done before we go to the beach so that we can have it ready. So we can, you know, rent it out for the World Cup.
Starting point is 00:07:39 And now all of a sudden it's like, all right, that got cut by a week. And so I've just working until 2 a.m. and waking up at 6 a.m. and just going. So you want to know something fun about your rescheduled beach trip? Yes. I don't know if I'll see you again. Seriously? Yeah, it's got to be. It's like crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I remember last week we talked about like, okay, wow, that, because when we talk about the beach, we're like, all right, so we'll have to film that and do that's crazy. That's going to be our last day filming May 19th, something like that. Seriously? Yeah. Tell me. I don't want to say that 100% of the reason that I'm leaving Asia early. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Oh, no. It's not because it's not. I have a loving wife and I'll be gone from her for 10 days. Oh, Catherine's going to listen to this. It'd be so... Well, it doesn't... I mean, either way, we are going to be missing each other. But yeah, I'm gone for 10 straight days and then you were gone for, like, the seven immediately after that.
Starting point is 00:08:37 So the virtual podcast is starting sooner than we thought. When are you getting home? What's the... The 18th. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, and we're leaving the 16th. That's hilarious. So, we will figure it out.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Always. Always do, baby. I got a lot going on before I moved, but I was like, where if I come down to Alabama? Or like two last episodes, I don't know. Would that be crazy? Do it, dude. Come on.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Cheap flights, you know? I probably should. Dude, that's wild. All right, well, it's been a good run here in Kansas City. Yeah, it really might be. I honestly haven't even really sat down and thought about this. But is today and Wednesday's episode potentially? No, we'll have one more.
Starting point is 00:09:17 We'll record again in the studio. This isn't it. Okay. I think when you get back, when you get back? 23rd. All right. We got time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 We have one day. Really? Yeah. Okay. Tell everyone your schedule. Because here's my schedule, the 16th through the 23rd. That's it. That's all I got.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Uh, tomorrow I leave for Asia. Tomorrow is 4.8 a.m. May. Tomorrow is May 7th. Um, so went ahead and got my mom, uh, birthday and Mother's Day gifts from Cozy Earth before before I left. Good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Just so you guys know. That's good. Yeah, dude, that's the other thing. Mother's Day and then the next day, Catherine's birthday. It's just like, it's just a time. And Angie Coop's birthday is in there too. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 00:10:02 Yeah. See? It's tough. And we gotta go up to Iowa for that. Yeah, we have to go see her. Yeah, just, okay. So I can't remember what's been said on the podcast or not, but there are some really convenient things.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Like the day I have to be out of the house is the day I'm being. flown to Dallas to shoot this pilot. That is awesome. The timing of that works out great. But yeah, there's still, I mean, we still don't know where we're living in Phoenix. We still have to survive four days in St. Louis. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:10:35 It's all subjective. Like, are we sure? Yeah. Are we sure he's going to make it? I know. I thought about that later. I was like, I didn't want to make light of that. It was so funny.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Armed forces. Kirsten, Kirsten. Christian Christian Yeah, the Middle East. I hope she found it humorous. So I was like, man, I don't want to seem insensitive to that. But it was just an opportunity to say the St. Louis joke. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Timon, what's your timing? There actually is a chance. Yeah, Tyman's going everywhere, too. There actually is a chance that I'm gone the 17th to the 22nd. I did just find that out. Of course. You go to Alabama or what? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I don't know yet. But I might go on this. The only reason I'd stay is because of Catherine's mishap. There's a chance that I go to like some retreat at a church in Georgia for like a week. Maybe close to Alabama. Yeah. Come on down. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:33 And then after that, yeah, I'm leaving the 30th, I think, for Jamaica. And then Ohio. Jamaica with your family. Yes. Ohio with your Amish. Myshe myself. My Amish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Is that going? No. Not this time. Okay. Unfortunately. How do you feel about that? I mean, obviously... I'm pretty sad about it.
Starting point is 00:11:52 I think, like, I'm excited to just experience it in a very different way, because I'm like, it's going to be way different. I don't know if I'm going to be... There's a chance that I'm going to live in an Airbnb with some other crew, which will be better, I think, than just being all alone in the hotel room, for sure. But yeah, it'll be different. Permission to make a lower the rings reference? Sure.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Do you think it's going to be like, you're leaving and, you know, your photo? And then all of a sudden, Zach's like... Exactly. I have, what does he say in there? I have to do it alone. I know. I'm coming with you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:23 That's what he's going to do. Maybe that could happen. Maybe. I know. I'm coming with you. Tyman's like, you're coming all about Ohio. It's like, I'm coming 65% of the way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I'm guessing we must still be at 65%. I'm guessing. I haven't heard. I did see the Backseat Boys podcast posted to Instagram recently. Yes. And a lot of the comments were pretty funny. I mean, some of them were like, Zach, get back to work on Jake's video.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Like, just ghosties getting involved. Other people didn't really get it. I personally didn't understand what the video was. Oh, well, would you actually explain, Simon? Reenact. I mean, sure. Zach was like,
Starting point is 00:13:05 a few days ago, Zach sent me this clip. It was like a seven-second video from the Hans Zimmer concert two plus years ago in Vegas. Good hoodie. And thank you. I'm actually wearing, Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:18 But it's like this trend that was, I don't even know if it was still going back when we made the video, but it was like people would, there's this big, I think Travis Scott song called Fien and at every concert anyone went to, they'd be like, do you think they'll play Fien? And then it's like, this is a blank concert. Why would they?
Starting point is 00:13:36 And then like, as it's going, some random other song is playing and the person filming is just like, Feene, Fee, it's a silly trend. I can understand it, though. Yeah. And it's pretty fun. Zach sent me that the other day
Starting point is 00:13:48 and I was like oh yeah, memories, I remember that, whatever. And then yesterday he's just like, can I post this on backseat boys? And I'm just like, sure. Like a trend from two years ago that never got that popular
Starting point is 00:13:59 at its peak. And I think that's a good... Yeah, Jake doesn't know the trend. It's probably not. I think that just, it shows that like, that shows how much effort I am willing to put into backseat boys
Starting point is 00:14:11 these days and how much I, that's like my passion. Sure. Yeah, go ahead. I did make him, I was like, if you're going to post it, you have to put captions on it. Because he wanted to just post it. I'm like, I don't know. I'm just so picky about that for some reason.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Good for you. But yeah, it was good. It was really good. Great, great video. So, oh, did, do you think Zach, do you have any idea if Zach made the, uh, Awana Awards video for our church? I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Yeah, because I feel like he does some decent, a decent video stuff. Yeah, because I feel like he does some decent, Adidas amount of LBC stuff? So, yeah, he does stuff at our church. And we had part one of two Oana Awards last night. Oh, we're going two nights through the room. So Haddies was last night. Bow and Rosies is tonight.
Starting point is 00:14:58 And so I'm like, oh, my gosh. I'll tell you what, brother. And, but they're like, you know, they did the whole recognition and all that. You want to see how much fun we had at Awana. Here's a preview or here's a video of it. I was going to give them a little bit of a hard time. Whoever. Whoever made this.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Listen, listen, listen. We don't know if it was Zach for sure. I'm not going to be right. Let's just say it was Zach, because I feel, I feel worse if it wasn't, Zach, honestly. That's fair. The video itself was good. The editing was fine. The clips of the kids were great.
Starting point is 00:15:29 The song selection. It wasn't I'm a B by Black Eye Piece, but it was like, it was definitely, it felt like a very copyright free song, you know, or whatever, like a safe song to play. I can imagine it. Yeah. Like, hey, you know, it's a large church. We got to purchase. just our rights for stuff or we're going to get in trouble.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Whatever. It felt like maybe it was just Hans Zimmer was on the brain because it felt like something from like inception or something. Oh, massive orchestra. It was just, yeah, it was like, it was like kids like running around and like playing like balloons and like in a gym and stuff. It was like, dun ta da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da bum paas and some sub and so.
Starting point is 00:16:07 You know, one of those kind of songs. 300 violin orchestra. Very interesting. It's like, yeah, these kids like eating cookies, you know. do no no no no no no anyway it was like all right that's that's the song we're choosing here it couldn't be like more of just like a sweet little ding ding ding ding ding yeah so i don't know but i thought if this is zach it makes sense why he wanted to i'm a beef like i viz there's a bit of a theme yeah yeah yeah of song choices that's funny but it is funny because i've given well now i think about
Starting point is 00:16:39 i i have given them hard time they one time did a upward video this wasn't Zach, I know. And it was like all dubstep music, which is funny also because, you know, we go to a church that's very, very, whatever, conservative and like traditional and like tons of old people at like the main service. Not a dubstep crowd. And yeah, once a year, uh, we do like a, you know, hey, just wanted to fill people in on how great upward is. Let's watch this video. It's like in the worship service that we just like saying like gay therm like worship. Like worship. shit music. It's like, you know, like...
Starting point is 00:17:18 It doesn't fit. And these, yeah, these old people are like, you know, what a sweet time. Anyway, I'll have to say, hopefully Zach is getting after it. Yeah, hope so. All right, Timon. See if you can catch this. It's like, you got a lot of equipment over there.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Nice try. You're alert, though. You're alert, though. He's ready, though. He's ready for it. You know why he's alert, though? Nice and timing. Nice and timing. Nice and timing. Could have caught it if you wanted to because you probably know the value of caffeine being alerted with caffeine. I sure do. I've been drinking Main Street Roasters all episode.
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Starting point is 00:18:21 It's pretty dark, so. What gives? I said, I don't really know the difference. She goes, I don't really know that. She just straight have told me that. So could have used you to say, no problem. Coffee tip of the day, the darker the roast, the less caffeinated is. Now, that's interesting.
Starting point is 00:18:37 You would think it's the other way around. So what is in its place? I think the more you like burn the beans or whatever, whatever. Oh, you're burning the caffeine out. You're taking it away. Yeah. So if you hear like light roast or breakfast blend or something like that. That's light. Blonde, blonde, blonde roast, blondeie, something like that. That's all. That's pretty caffeinated. So, um, makes your roasters got it all though. You want, you know, dark, you want light, you want whatever. Blondie, a couple of burnettes. Yeah. A couple, a couple of Somatrans watching.
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Starting point is 00:19:33 See. See. See. You guys been getting after her with improv timing? Still doing that? No. It ended. Oh.
Starting point is 00:19:42 That last little. I think I mentioned that I was part of, like a small part of, and then that was the last of the improv for the year. So that was kind of the culmination. Yeah. Of like the school year or like the year? School year, I guess. So like done for the summer. Oh yeah. College. Yeah. You got some break coming up. Half in college, you know. Okay, so no more prov. No. You need this podcast. This is good reps for you. This is your proff. Yeah, it's true. Okay. Don't tell you my prov. This is my problem. Can I tell you about Bo's birthday real quick?
Starting point is 00:20:16 Sink it to my Bo. Yes, dude. I don't think I told you this idea. Maybe we talked about it on the pocket. I have no idea. Our boy Glyde works for Tesla. Yeah. Did I tell you about this?
Starting point is 00:20:26 No. Have you heard the story about how Bo hates cyber trucks? Have you heard that story? Yeah. Anybody that doesn't remember, basically we were like, I think we were walking into church something one time. Hey, Bo, there's a cyber truck. and apparently, I wasn't there for this, but apparently he goes, oh, I hate cyber truck.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Like such like a extreme reaction. And then we've given him a hard time like anytime we drive by one, but there's a type of truck. Don't look. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. And he's like, I like cyber truck. Like he's like denying this story, basically.
Starting point is 00:21:01 And so now it's like every time he sees a cyber truck, he gets excited about it. And so our boy, glide works for Tesla. And so I said, hey, can we? just like get one for like an hour. Yeah. And so I just surprised Bo. And had he knew about it, Bo did it.
Starting point is 00:21:15 And so Haddy's clue to Bo was, you're going to like it, but you're going to hate it. Of course, Bo had no idea what that meant. He's like, oh, macaroni salad.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Yeah, exactly. Half and half. But we get closer. And all of a sudden, like, he just goes, there's a cyber truck out there.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Two cyber trucks. Three! And then I like, he kept count six cyber trucks. I was like, Bo, you want to ride in one of those things? He's like, what?
Starting point is 00:21:40 You know, he's so excited about it. Because you took him to, like, the Tesla show. Yeah, yeah, we went to the Tesla dealership and, yeah, just test drove a cyber truck and just took him to get ice cream in it and watch Dude Perfect in the backseat. It was awesome. That's great. Did, like, the little light show for him. You heard about this?
Starting point is 00:21:56 This is basically what Isaac did when I got him a cyber truck. Yes, it was like, oh, yeah. Isaac's like playing, I'm going to throw up playing this video games. Can we get ice cream? Yeah, the light show. There's gays back here. There's this, there's that. I'm like, great.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Um, so anyway, there, it was, it was a blast, but it was also like, I mean, he, he thought that the sport mode, he's like, you know, goes from zero to 80. Powder keg. Yeah, he did. He was like, this is like powder keg. Uh, dude, I, cyber trucks are like awesome and ridiculous and wild and awful, all just bald into one thing. What do you think of the rearview mirror? Terrible. I know.
Starting point is 00:22:35 I hate that. Unbelievable. I really don't like that. Like, like to the point where it's like, there's no way. somebody thought this was a good idea. This is unsafe. You don't realize how much you're like constantly peripherally looking at the rear of your mirror. And so when it is just like a camera live stream, it really disarms you. I don't like that one. Wait, I didn't even realize it was a camera live stream. I just realized it was like there's you can barely see anything back there.
Starting point is 00:22:56 I forget that one like French word, but like the, the toner, tono, tono, whatever, tono cover is covering what the mirror would be looking out of. So you have no thing to look at. So it said it shows you your rear backup camera, just a live stream of that. So it's a really low angle. There's a little delay to it. And it's obviously just like not real life. It's not really 3D, so to speak. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:19 So when we test drove it, the tonal cover was open. And I wonder if that's the reason why. Like it was already like that. So I didn't see that. I don't think. Unless if I did, I would have, I think I would have noticed the difference. But it was just a tiny little window. It was like I could barely see out of it.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Yeah. Yeah. It was hard to drive. Like the turning rate is almost too good. It's like a tank. Yeah, because all four tires move. Yes. Very weird.
Starting point is 00:23:44 And so, you know, you get it in the Tesla dealership parking lot and it's tight quarters in there. And I'm like, I'm going to, I'm going to get an accident before we leave this. It's so nervous. Yeah, they make you drive a car for the first time in their dealership parking lot. And I did the whole, you know, taking off the foot off the accelerator a few times and just like lurched on me, you know. But it was, it was still really fun.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but those things are crazy. They're just weird, man. It feels like a gimmick, but it's like a whole line of trucks. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Like even the logo.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah, it's just like, what are we doing with this logo? Yeah, the logo looks like if you had to write something but only had like sticks and bark. Yeah. You're like, I mean, that's kind of a why. I mean, I only had three short ones to work with. Yeah. It's like Banksy did, you know, outdoor series. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Yeah, it feels like the logo. should be like a limited edition version of the truck, not the main logo. Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, but it was a blast. We went and got ice cream. They were watching Dude Perfect. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:48 I guess Catherine's probably, I'm sure it's Catherine's influence on them. But every time an ad comes up on YouTube, Catherine's like, you never know what the ads are going to be. So she's like trained them like, don't watch the ads. And so I look back. And to be fair, I think this ad was like a Mortal Kombat movie ad. And so like, yeah, I'm sure the ads are. Yeah, I'm sure the ad's not insane, but like, it's still mortar combat, whatever. But I look back at it, and they're both like this.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Like, just like shielding their eyes so hard. So, be it. That's amazing. Bo, don't watch the ad. You know, stop, stop. I was like, oh, okay, I guess that's the thing. Wait, wait until you hear Purple Hoser's voice to open your eyes. Dude, that's how my mom had us trained with like, if like Andy Griffith would get over and then days of our lives would come on.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Oh, that's a bad show. Whoa, whoa. Somebody changes. Somebody changes. Bad shows on. Yeah, it's not like they're going to just like be making out right at the first scene of days. I hope not. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:46 I don't want to find out if so. Dude, I saw the preview for that Mortal Kombat when we saw the Michael Jackson movie. And I didn't know his Mortal Kombat until the end. I'm just watching a movie preview. And I lean to where Rachel, I go, seriously, who would ever watch a movie like this? Really? Like, who would ever watch it? And then it's like Mortal Kombat.
Starting point is 00:26:02 I'm like, okay, well, I guess people will watch that because there's like... Nistalgia. Affinity. You know, it. to it, but I'm like, that looked, I mean, you'd have to pay me a good amount of money. Really? I just don't know what the point of these, like,
Starting point is 00:26:14 okay. Movies are. What, it just looked, did it look too? It looked like a confusing movie with just like, I don't know, not a single actor I've ever heard of or seen before. And it seems like maybe there's magic involved. It's like futuristic, but they're still fighting with swords. You know, I'm just like, I could not be less interested.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I'd rather watch Days of Our Lives. Right. Than this movie. would love Lord of the Rings. All these people that you don't really know very well. Yeah. Also, I want to talk about Lord of the Rings
Starting point is 00:26:46 because ghostsies were pumped for you. Yeah. But did you see that there was a movie Anthony, what's his name? McKee, Mackie? That guy. He starred in it. Some movie called Blacks of Hair
Starting point is 00:26:58 or somebody like that. What? It had a $150 million budget and made like $300,000 in its opening weekend. It's like it now holds the record for like biggest negative loss and like an opening weekend. So it's out right now. And no one's ever heard of it.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Oh my gosh. Like all the Reddit comments were like this is no wonder at flop, this is the first time hearing of this movie. Coming up and find out it's like the Saudi whatever that fund is. You know, the oil fund basically in Saudi Arabia. They funded it as like a way to like probably just like like a tax ride off or something. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Offset expensive. Yeah. So it's like they had no. marketing. They just like made this movie and like it doesn't matter if people see it. So yeah, set the record for like biggest flop ever. I wonder if it's any good. And it's just like, I don't know. What? They just are like, imagine imagine that being your life like, hey, we just need to waste money so we can save money. That'd be awesome. How do I get to that point? I see like threads like that on like maybe Twitter or Reddit or something like,
Starting point is 00:28:01 all right, you have a week to spend a trillion dollars. How do you do it? A trillion dollars? Yeah. What's the answer? Just can you get... How? I was like, give some to everybody, but how do you even do that? How do you start giving away money to everyone?
Starting point is 00:28:17 I bet that would take at least five days to set up. Like, if you have a great banker, like, to... They do it up with the government. Sometimes they throw stimulus checks our way. What if you got in cash and just spread it out? Literally spread it out. Spread it out. Garage sale.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Pay what you can. can pay what you can for money. Here's a question, and I do want to get into Lord of the Rings with you guys. Would you rather have $1 million today or $10 per push-up that you do? We were talking about this as a family. It must be a question going around because Anna asked this. Okay. Me and Anna talk quite a bit.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Yeah, that makes sense, yeah. What did your family decide? What were your thoughts? I think the vast majority was pro pushups. I... What? I think that...
Starting point is 00:29:12 Push-ups is that. Yeah, I don't know. We should do some math. I haven't really thought about this. I just thought... I mean, yeah. I mean, what is that to have to get to a million? Is that 10,000 push-ups or something like that?
Starting point is 00:29:21 I don't know. What's the math on that? I don't know. But it's like... Probably a hundred thousand push-ups. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. But it's unlimited. It's uncapped.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Yeah. I don't know. It feels like I don't, I would need to do push-up. That's great. Like, I'm so weak. That would be such a good excuse to, like, get stronger and make money from it. That is a big benefit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:49 You're getting healthier while making money. Yeah. And then you have to actually work for it a little bit. Give me a break, dude. You would, you genuinely think about this. You're saying, yeah, you're saying like, if I'm actually, There's no way. There's no way you would bet on yourself enough to be like,
Starting point is 00:30:04 I can do at least a thousand and one pushup and then I'd make $10 or $100,000 and one pushups. Huh? Isn't 100,000 pushups to make a million dollars? Yeah, yeah. You're saying I would need to do more than that. In order to make more money than just somebody giving you this money. But for rest of my life, I can keep doing pushups.
Starting point is 00:30:22 But is there no ability for us to compound interest on a million dollars? No, you can take that and invest it. Yeah, it's one of those. Would you rather have a million dollars today or $10 million dollars, you know, whatever, five years from now, it's like $1 million today? Or $10 million in like jacked shoulders. True. Pretty good packs.
Starting point is 00:30:44 Just promise yourself to get ripped. Yeah. Would you, would you, would you think about the push-ups? I'm thinking about it right now. Really? I want someone to offer it to me. I mean, you're not going to be able to do it every day, right? Yeah, I think you'd be a little sore.
Starting point is 00:30:59 How many do you think if, how many do you think somebody who's, really, really jacked and strong could do it a day. Like if that was their job. Oh, between 500,000? You think so? Every day. Yeah. Okay. But what about us? Yeah. Yeah. How long would it take us to get there? That's what I was thinking is like, you're going to be sore for it. Yeah. So you can't do it every day probably. Or you got really staircase it. Like I'm going to do 20 and I'm going to do 25. Also, who's who's, who's judging the pushups? Who's judging the pushups? Because after about, after about 20, I'm, I'm looking a little different. butts getting high, you're doing this. It's more like this.
Starting point is 00:31:34 A little bit shorter, shorter arms. Yeah, I don't know, man. There's no way. I wouldn't take a million bucks. Lower the number a little bit. That's way more realistic. Yeah, it's like,
Starting point is 00:31:45 if someone actually comes up to me and has this offer genuinely, then it's like, yeah, I'm taking a million. I'm going to say, if I did 100 push-ups a day for five years. That's well, because it's, that's, Well, 150,000, 170,000, something like that.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Maybe $1.8 million. See? $1.8 million or $1.8 million push-ups? $1.8 million. Okay. $182,000. Okay, here's what you do. I got it.
Starting point is 00:32:19 You take the million dollars, but it's a conditional, it's a conditional reception, where you say, I cannot spend the million dollars till I do 100,000 pushups. but you invest that million dollars now because the issue with like taking the million dollars now is like you're going to be so tempted to buy a you know $200,000 car go down jet ski sure something crazy but it's like no no no keep the million dollars
Starting point is 00:32:46 in the future until you prove that you're and then you get jacked and you make way more than a million dollars yeah what would you do with your million dollars buy a house I think I think I buy house buy some land buy dirt you know yeah And then I wouldn't go with Cam. Oh my gosh, I would go Cam. I'd go with Cam and he would help me buy.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I wouldn't pay cash for a house. I wouldn't, yeah, I would invest it and just, and just take the- You pay cash for a pretty nice house, sell your house, then go with Cam with that money. Yeah, but I got a good rate on my house. All right, fine, stay in your house.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Save my frigging house. No, I keep my house, I rent out my house. Second house, second house, buy with down pay. Burr. Burr that baddie. Burr that baddie. Should I make shirts? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Tommy, if you had a million dollars, what would, like, what would your splurge purchase be? Your slurge us? Oh, man,
Starting point is 00:33:44 I don't know. Yeah, it's like I don't really, I mean, I know, it would probably be a house too. I feel like that'd be, like good to,
Starting point is 00:33:55 I don't know, that'd be great. Let's assume, let's assume, I have a nice house at like 19. Yeah. It's like, I don't even have to live it.
Starting point is 00:34:05 You know, I can just use that for whatever. I don't know. Let's take house out of the equation. Sure. How much is a jet cost? That's more than a million. Jet ski? Yeah, how much is a fleet of jet skis?
Starting point is 00:34:17 A hangar of jets. Enough of them. Enough of them you can get an airborne. Yeah. A jet, I feel like that's so expensive, right? I don't know. It's got to be more than a million dollars. I was talking to a guy.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Oh, I think I talked about this on the podcast. The guy who said he owned his own private jet. airline. I was like, any money in that? He said that owning, but he actually didn't own any of the airplanes. He was just like a middleman, like between people who owned them and people who needed rides. He was just kind of a pilot and yeah. Yeah. He said that planes are kind of like boats where it's just like, you will never get money. You'll always be unhappy. You're always fixing them or cleaning them or repairing them, you know. Yeah. Bust out another thousand. That's what boat stands for. And of course,
Starting point is 00:34:58 plane stands for. Paid. Pay lots. Pay lots All right. Pay lots again. Pay lots and never earn. Earn. Okay, that is what I'll do. So I'll splurge with there's got to be, I'm pretty sure I've heard like there's like
Starting point is 00:35:19 memberships to like private jets. Like you can pay $200,000 a year and you know, you get X amount of flights. Yeah. With that money or whatever. Answer. Dude, this could be a pilot. It's going to be a pilot. No, it's like an actual number.
Starting point is 00:35:33 trusted restore. Maybe that's somebody about the basement. Not right now. No, right no. Okay. Yeah, but then I would, then you wouldn't have to worry about all the maintenance. You wouldn't have to worry about all that stuff,
Starting point is 00:35:45 but you could just be like, hey, I want to fly to Paris. Let's go. Or just get so strong that you can crank out 500 to 1,000 push-ups in a day, and that's just your job. Once you're done with that, then you're just like making a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:36:02 It'll take longer, but then it's like sustainable right you're back on pushups because it's like you're so strong it's it's like passive income sure this is just what I do that's your business well that is just four and pushups a day that's your entire job because I mean I don't know is that is that a life you want I don't know because I'll get too strong yeah that's what I'm worried about to you're you can't hang out with like that's not a job you can do socially you can't go to a coffee shop and bust out some work very easily there it's true you know I'm going to crank out some emails real quick.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Tyman and I met up to get some work done at Pilgrim coffee yesterday. And there was a guy who, we didn't even talk about this or deep-reth this, but you were facing them. I'm sure you know us even more than I did. There was a guy there who went to go take every call he had on a schedule that week there, like at Pilgrim. You know, everyone's kind of sitting against the wall.
Starting point is 00:36:52 And there's one guy in the center. I mean, this is like a pretty accurate impression of him. No, sorry, I'm in a loud coffee shop right now. I don't know if you can hear me or not. And it's like, you're, you're the loud noise guy. You're making it a loud coffee shop. It would be a quiet one. It's super echoing in here.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Yeah, just like back to back to back phone calls. And he told them all kinds of the same thing. No, no, sorry. It's pretty loud. Let me know if you can hear me. Yeah. We all have headphones in. I can't, I can't stand that.
Starting point is 00:37:23 What's, do you ever take calls like that in a coffee shop? Oh, I'll always step outside. Me too. I don't know what the temperature is. I think if it's more than a two, one minute conversation that I foresee happening. Like if it's like a quick like Hey Brad we're on our way to
Starting point is 00:37:37 You know do something. Okay okay okay okay Okay thank you so much that sounds good Shut up of course I'm coming last four digits Yeah whatever um but you stepped out for a phone call I did yeah because respectful and it was cold but I was like I'm not gonna I don't know and I like I like also Showing your outfit off I like being on speaker phone too Like I feel like that's just easier for me to just like
Starting point is 00:37:58 Talk for some reason so I'm just like Mitchet. I'm almost always on speakerphone. It's so much easier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I honestly didn't really even like look at him. I don't remember what he looked like, but he was loud and he was like, yeah, sorry, they're playing music in here.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I don't know if you can hear that. Sorry, it's not me. The power's out at home, so I'm doing some work here. Was it a video call? I don't know. I had my back to him. I don't know what he was up to. I don't know either. I should. That's the only reason, I guess, that you would choose that over, yeah, why. walking around or doing anything else.
Starting point is 00:38:33 I want to say he had, I mean, at least his laptop open, which doesn't say that much, but I think it was maybe a video call. It really didn't get a good look at it. Every once in a while, I'll see Will Severn's at a coffee shop and he'll be on a call. And I'm like, no one is happy that you're here right now. Like no one, no one on the call is happy that you're, you're, I mean, he acts like, it's pretty chill. Like the way he talks is like pretty quiet.
Starting point is 00:38:56 He's not like being super loud. Yeah. But I'm like, even the other side of things. I can't do that though. If I get done with a phone call, I notice like my throat's sore because I think I just scream when I'm talking on the phone. I kind of project a little bit more. Exactly. Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's the speaker phone of Innes. I think it is. Maybe we should unspeaker. What's up, dude? Hey, man.
Starting point is 00:39:17 That sounds good. Yeah, because if you could, I don't know, you're kind of solving one problem and creating another. Because if you could have like a headset where you have a microphone right up to your mouth, you can talk quietly. But then the problem is you're wearing a headset. That just looks weird. yeah this is kind of what i Scott with his like oh this is great
Starting point is 00:39:38 Scott's a headset guy so I've talked about um being in a coffee shop with Scott these days because he talks to his computer you know whisper flow and everything right he got an email yesterday it was like your your whisper flow April update he is ranked number one he spoke the most words no way
Starting point is 00:39:58 of everyone like in their database Oh my gosh That's crazy I couldn't believe He said this a screenshot He goes I guess I'm I guess I'm number one In Japan
Starting point is 00:40:08 Number one What He's just doing every customer service email Just talking to it Yeah It's hilarious though Really Yeah you just get this dumb like
Starting point is 00:40:18 Company email I can't even believe you opened it You know just like You're a recap Yeah right In words or whatever Whisper wrapped It's like yeah
Starting point is 00:40:26 You spoke 62,000 words this month That makes you No number one. Dude, you're number one. It wasn't like the top one percent. It was like,
Starting point is 00:40:34 you are number one. And I don't know if that, that might just be like from people who downloaded it when you downloaded it. You know, you're number one. I mean, neither way.
Starting point is 00:40:41 It's like, he talks more than everyone else has. That's awesome. I mean, did it say how many words he did? Because mine don't say like how many words. And I only use it, you know,
Starting point is 00:40:53 10 times a day and it's like 2,000 words or whatever, you know. So I'm sure his is crazy. I'd see if I could, find it. We've sent a bajillion text lately, but yeah. But the way of doing that, I mean, is pretty, oh, here it is. Oh, it's right. Yeah, 62,000 and 600 words spoken this month. How many? 62,000. Your flow usage standing, number one, up six spots. So he was already up there. He was already doing quite well. Is this one of those things like Windview back in the day where we were the
Starting point is 00:41:23 only people on the app? There's 90 people on the app. I want to try to beat them. I want to see if I get man yeah 62,000 words spoken this month are you a whisper do you have it on your phone yeah it does you a little dirty if you want to go just type something on the keyboard have you noticed like their keyboard sucks they do it intentionally right do you think i don't know yeah it's it's like and they never auto correct anything or anything like that and so it's just like all right i guess all right i'm wearing my cozy Earth right now, so I'm going to talk about Cozy Earth right now. I was yesterday. I promise. I promise it was yesterday. I promise I was yesterday. I promise I was yesterday.
Starting point is 00:41:59 I love my Cozy Earth hoodie. I wore it last night, and I wore it again this morning. That's how much I love it. I did. I took it off to go do some work, because that's how much I love it as well. Cozy Earth is rocking. Don't come a knocking. That's right. That's what we say. So CozyEart.com slash Ghostrunners for all your clothing needs, all your bed sheet needs, all your towel needs. I got my mom some socks. You're telling me you need some stuff.
Starting point is 00:42:22 sucks. Go to cozierth.com. That would really rocks. I feel like I'm running out of things on the Cozier's website to get my mom. And so I'm, I'm, but there's still more. And so I got her, like, like, pajama shirts. You like their pajama shirts? It's so soft. It all, it, it almost hurts. You could get, um, hand towels. You like a, you like a nice hand towel on your face? We'll go to cozierth.com slash ghostrunners. There's plenty for everyone. No need to race.
Starting point is 00:43:00 You could get something like a robe. Hey, you like robes on your body after you take a shower? Coznihirt.com slash ghostrunners, GRKC gives you 20% off. Now that's some power. Not what I would have got. And then lastly, of course, they have bedsheets. Whoa! Bedsheets.
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Starting point is 00:43:37 Now that's a win. Okay. Now there's some power. Now there's a win. It's all good. Go to cozyirt.com slash ghostwriters. Yeah. Now there's some power.
Starting point is 00:43:51 There's some power. What did you guys get on map tap? Sorry, I just got a text. I did good today. Mine was bad. I was in like the... Time and tell them with the text you sent us after your map tap score today.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Okay, I got a final score of 752, and I just said, I really need to spend any amount of time looking at a map. Which is great, because one of the options was Jamaica where you're headed. Yes, that one I got 99 on. Okay. Oh, you did.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Which I... Jamaica. That was still kind of a lucky guy. It's not like I've been like, I'm going there. I'm going to look at the map where it is, but I just kind of knew. generally where it was and I was like this island looks kind of Jamaica-ish.
Starting point is 00:44:26 King's done. We're talking Bahamas area over by Florida? I mean, yes, Caribbean, but not. Really? Bahamas is like, yeah, east of Florida, a bunch of low islands. Jamaica's like its own island, like below Dominican and Haiti and below Cuba. Yeah, yeah, what I got? That one pretty wrong.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Haddy got 896. Well, stink it, Haddy. Yeah. I got 927. Nice, dude. That's really good. Thanks. The other day, you got a really high score, and I said, I'm going to try to cheat and beat you.
Starting point is 00:44:56 That was kind of funny. I got to beat you by like five points. But I said, I'm going to cheat for 10 seconds, right? I get 10 seconds of cheating. So it was like, Cincinnati, Ohio. I was like, Cincinnati, Ohio. I was like, okay, remember it. They go back and click on it.
Starting point is 00:45:07 And I clicked on Oklahoma. Oh, I had my O's wrong. I nailed a few of them. That's funny. Oh, man. Yeah, it's pretty fun. I forget to do it most days, but I do, man. It's a good time.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Anyway, let's roll the theme music. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white meat, too. Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost from a podcast. Here we are.
Starting point is 00:45:51 We're back to our last episode. Good intro. Good intro. What was I going to say? I had something written down about, oh, the other day, went to McDonald's drive-thru. And they never asked me about rounding up for charity in McDonald's drive-thru. Dude, I went to the McDonald's Drive-Dru. Did they ask you?
Starting point is 00:46:12 No, because they're barely functioning adults. Really? It was a rough time? I hadn't been to McDonald's in months. Oh, man. They're doing it. They're trying to, at least. For whatever reason, I never get asked at McDonald's, you want to run?
Starting point is 00:46:29 round up for charity. Like you said, you want to round up for charity? Huh. On the drive-thru. And I've always- The Ronald McDonald thing, like the money.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Yeah, just throw in there. Yeah. Do you guys, what do you, people generally understand the idea of like the charity tax thing, right? Like,
Starting point is 00:46:47 I don't like it. Yeah. Like, the more that you donate to charity, the more it's like tax write-offs for the corporation, basically. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:46:53 because it's not like I directly donated the Children's Miracle Network. Panda Express donated this money to the Children's America right. Right. Just genius on their part, but I'm not. So ever since I heard that, I don't even feel bad about it.
Starting point is 00:47:05 I'm like, no way. No. Oh, yeah. No. I get, I get, yeah. Do your own donate. No.
Starting point is 00:47:11 No, dad. Take some of this profit I just gave you. No, no, sir. And so then. Not donating. No way. Nice try.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Yeah, I yell. And so then I pull up to the window and she goes, what was that? You said you didn't want to donate to? She followed up. She had a good. Whoa. And so you were, you were, uh, no, she didn't say you didn't want, she said, I got a note for big boy didn't round up. Uh-huh. Is that you? She's like, and I, I don't think she said, she made it seem like she didn't hear me. That's, that was the question. It wasn't like. She was like, and what did you say again about the charity? And I was like, oh, I said no. She's like, okay, $5.98. And I was like, oh, two cents. Oh, I know it was going to be two cents. You didn't tell me the total. You didn't tell me the total. Now I look like a jerk. Yeah, it's like there's almost like a float truck. Yeah, it's like, there's almost like a flow truck. It's like, have I been asked to round up?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Okay, yes. Then my answer is no. But if it's less than five cents and they've asked me a second time, then sure, just take it. Okay, 590. Oh, gosh. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:13 It's less. It's three pennies and you've asked me twice. Sure. Just take it. That's like that date I went on during COVID when I had the mask on and the plexiglass. Oh, no tip. What was that? I said no tip.
Starting point is 00:48:25 I were on a first date. I'm making a first impression right now. No tip. I said no tip. No tip. None. Zero. No extra money for me.
Starting point is 00:48:34 You make $5 an hour. That's good enough. See ya. Yeah. Tim, what kind of a mask guy were you? Were you a personalized mask guy? Were you a N-95er?
Starting point is 00:48:44 Florida Buff? That never personalized? But I think it was... You know, one of those like reusable homeschool, like... Monograms. Yeah. I think we did have a few more like cloth almost or like... Yeah?
Starting point is 00:48:58 I remember wearing a black mask at like some point. The rallies. Yeah. Yeah. But then like non-rally mask wearing was more. We're wearing a black mask when I have my AK-47. But yeah, I mean, a lot of the normal, yeah, N95, is that just like the normal blue-ish? Yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 00:49:17 Yeah, I don't know. No, the N-5s were like the medical. Oh, yeah, no. I was like, what? You had N-95? I see. No, okay. Just the normal medical, light blue ones.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Sure. For the most part, I think. Yeah. When I had to. Yeah. What kind of mask guy was I? I wasn't a sheep, I'll tell you that way. Sorry to bring that up.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Just think of time when he was, you know, four feet tall, wearing a mask. Yeah. A mask. Yeah. A little 20-20 time. Time and I did a photo shoot on Monday. And we were leaving to go to another photo shoot. And here's, I was in the mood for,
Starting point is 00:49:57 some fruit. I hadn't had any in a while I was like I eat a fruit, which is hilarious because I'm in the city of Grandview which is not known for much I would say in the area. Not known for much positive. I mean it might be known for some things. What do you think of Grandview for?
Starting point is 00:50:12 I don't know. Crime and stuff. Crime and stuff. See, yeah, a little bit. Maybe. I was going to say, I don't think I agree with Jake. It's not known for much. It's just kind of like a, it's just an okay place. That's true actually. It's like, do you know live in Grandview? It's like, I wouldn't choose to. but like I don't think of people that say they live in Grandview is bad.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I just think, right. It is pretty forgetable. You probably have a reason to live in Greenville. Yeah. You work at a DMV down there. Maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:37 You got family. That's where you grew up. Great. This is where Dr. On was. So I've been down there before that, you know. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:50:42 there's nothing like special about it. Yeah. You got your chiropractor connected to the subway and the Jackson Hewitt tax service. They're all one building. The subway sandwich shop. They don't have, they don't have public transportation.
Starting point is 00:50:53 No. It is hilariously rare. you cannot get a fruit in Grandview. Like, if you type in, like, Asaibo, that was insane of me to search that. It's like, what? We don't even know what that is. No.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Try it again. So I type in smoothie. And it's like, would you be interested in going down to Dallas for a smoothie? You know, it's just like, the map just zooms out like crazy. It's like, oh, you want a smoothie. It's really confused. That's going to take your while to get there. And I've got my mindset on this.
Starting point is 00:51:22 I go, you know what? McDonald's does have smoothies. Yes, they do. But even then. And I feel like for me to order a smoothie at a McDonald's in Grandview, they're like, I'll check the menu. I don't even know if we have this. I bet I know you do.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Time and I left at the same time, I go to McDonald's on the route, on the road. We're right there. It was an 18-minute delay from time into me. I was like, man, I really threw them for a number and just try to get some fruit in Grandview. They just can't do it. Yeah, how do they do the smoothies at McDonald's you think? You think they just go straight blender? Like, surely not.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Sure they have a machine. I'm sure it's just like a, I don't know. It's like a soft surf kind of thing. Yeah. Put it down, put it up. It can't be that good for you at all. Yeah, I thought it would take no time. But boy, I threw them.
Starting point is 00:52:08 And we're not ready for that. Let's talk about some other fruit you had in your life. Okay. Oh, yeah. Dude. Last week, maybe two weeks ago, I was talking on the podcast about how I'm trying to get this corporate refund and it's so annoying trying to get all this deposited. And not to mention my Bank of America is completely Spanish.
Starting point is 00:52:26 which is kind of fine with me. You know, you almost sound a little racist if you say it's not okay with you, but also I'm so good at English. I'll be honest, it's a little annoying, though. Yeah, it is. Where was there recently? Oh, I was at a Walmart recently, and I asked a woman for help.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Is that embarrassing? But I did, and she didn't speak English. And I go, okay, that's kind of crazy. The worker? Yeah, like kind of like broken English, didn't really understand what I was saying. Oh, really? I was asking for one of our photo shoots. I was like, do you have any men's jeans shorts? back to this conundrum.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Gene shorts comedy, how do you spell that? I'm like, here I am again. Here we go. But like jean shorts, and she couldn't really understand what jean shorts were. And I was like, huh. Gene shorts.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Estados yodos. You can't understand me. Here we are. Here we are. Here we're kind of annoying. Yeah, that's kind of annoying. Okay. That again, you just find it myself, Baco.
Starting point is 00:53:18 It's not that hard. This is a super center. Arizona might have a few more Hispanics just up where I. I know. I'm in for a treat. And for a treato. but um that's your character just that's your character just everything i don't know how to say it's just
Starting point is 00:53:31 put an oh at the end gino short oh jean short oh yeah but the same bank of america had to go back talk to julio my banker again and what do i see your banker or your bank at all thank you in the parking lot of overland park kansas is uh just a guy in like um just like a one of those trucks it's not a real truck bed it's got like wooden panels on on the side. I mean, this truck bed is like meant to sell fruit out of. And that's exactly what he's doing. He just got bushels of oranges in the back of his truck, just selling them in the parking lot, Bank of America. I couldn't believe it. But also, I was like, I mean, get in on this. Yeah. It's a nice summer day. I love an orange. Yeah. So with no context, I did film myself just so I could text it to Rachel,
Starting point is 00:54:14 just me like, leave it. You could see Bank of America in the background. And then me, like, being handed. So he also didn't speak great English. And I was like, are these free? You like, doesn't look at me? Try. Try. It's like he's got like so much business. I got to. Yeah, right. Try.
Starting point is 00:54:32 So I did try. I tried and it was so good. I was like, I kind of want more of this. Yeah. Probably could have haggled, but I just accepted his first offer. $20 per bag of oranges.
Starting point is 00:54:41 It was a large bag. Big bag of oranges. But you said $20 are like $20 a lot of money for oranges. And then you let us, you're like, you guys want to have some. You guys want to try. We had Emily and Zach.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Oh, yeah. We talked about that. for their healing waters, you know, KC giveaway weekend. And we were hanging out with them in the back porch, back deck, adequate deck. And you're like, you guys want to try some oranges? Like, oh, great. Oh, good stuff. And you brought them over?
Starting point is 00:55:08 They were worth every penny. They were really good oranges. They were as good as an orange can be. Yeah, just so juicy. It's so like, almost like sour to them all. It's just a ton of flavor. Perfect oranges. Perfect orange.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I mean. I make Rachel take one every day of school. I'm like, take your orange. Yeah, try. Take. Try. How was it? Like, Tyson, do you have your orange yet today?
Starting point is 00:55:28 I mean, imagine the perfect orange is that? They're really good orange. I don't know where he got them from. I don't either, but the bag looked like, dude, he bought those at Costco or something. Yeah, they kind of did it. But then you try it and you're like, that's different. There's something, something higher quality about these. We got a few more left.
Starting point is 00:55:45 We want to bust some out next episode or something. Split an orange. I wouldn't hate it. Man, it's good. It was fun having the ghosties in town. Emily and Zach. Yeah, they were great. It's actually a firefighter.
Starting point is 00:55:56 We got to talk to them a lot about that. That was fun. What did we learn about? Brush pumpers. Oh, yeah. And dang, what else did we say? Toolman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:05 That was one of the things. I was like, I want to be the tool man. Toolman. Tim, the Toolman, Taylor. Yeah, it was just a great time with them. We hung out like, what, three hours on their back deck, just hanging. Got by the fire. A little fire pit.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Eating oranges. Yeah, I was like throwing wood and wood and wood on this fire. and I was like, Zach, what do you do? He's like, I'm a firefighter. And I'm like, oh, is this, is this,
Starting point is 00:56:26 am I safe? Yeah. Doing this fire pit on this deck. It feels like you're at work right now. Yeah. It's always, always waiting for something to go awry. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:56:36 man, he's, they're both awesome. But he, he talked about how he was, yeah, like he did a lot of rescuing for that, those floods in Texas.
Starting point is 00:56:44 And that was crazy. Oh, yeah, that was crazy. Anyway, just, just amazing, amazing,
Starting point is 00:56:49 amazing people. So. And she's been like, following me for forever. Yes. I learned that. I think you've been following me since like Kana Cuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:59 She's pretty cool. Yeah. We have a lot of mutual friends. And yeah, it was fun. It seemed like they had a great time. She sent us to follow up email since some really nice things. It's really nice things on the Facebook post.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Yeah, it's always exciting when people say nice things about Kansas City because like, this is what I know. I've been to plenty of other places. But people are always like, Kansas City's great. Is it?
Starting point is 00:57:18 There are people even in the comments are like, Brad has said you don't need to visit Kansas City unless you have fans. me or something, but I disagree. It should be a destination city or something like that. Okay, yeah. Someone says something like that. They must be from Omaha.
Starting point is 00:57:29 I'm from Des Moines and I think kids. The city's awesome. Well, yeah. Just kidding. But, yeah, it was just good hanging out. I don't know. I don't know what else to say about it, but it was just fun. We laughed a lot.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Yeah, just talked about all sorts of stuff. All sorts of stuff. Yeah. She had a lot of questions for Catherine about homeschooling. Oh, yeah? Sure did. Yeah. Home schooling and firefighting.
Starting point is 00:57:54 I remember we came over with a business idea. Actually, I can't remember which one I was really excited about. But it was something with like, I was talking about the popsicles. I can talk about that later too, but electrolyte popsicles. Oh, yes. I was like, that's a good idea. Yes. And I think she said they already have that.
Starting point is 00:58:11 But there was something else like that. You didn't know about it, though. But I didn't know about it. So it's either bad marketing or it's a Saudi Arabian company that's just tax write-offs. Could be. Either way, get into it. That seems like a fun idea. Or protein popsicles.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Protein popsicles could be a little trickier with the consistency of the... All right, caffeine popsicles. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. No, no. Caffeine electrolyte popsicles. Honestly, why don't they add all that stuff into one thing?
Starting point is 00:58:39 That's only ones buying these days. Is protein, caffeine, or electrolytes? I feel like it's all the rage with all these products. It's true. She put all in one burger. Protein? I mean, similar to chike. Yeah, they didn't have electrolytes, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Yeah, Starbucks, Dutch brothers, they're all kind of doing these protein coffees now. They're going for it. They're going for the proats. I'd like to see them combine more. And by they, I just mean big food. You know what's interesting? I, last night, working into the wee hours of night,
Starting point is 00:59:12 I'm working on electrical. So there's these people painting this house inside. They're awesome. I liked them a lot. Weilmer, these Hondurania, from Honduranial. from Honduras, Wilmer. Wilmer. W-I-L-M-U-R. Wilmer and Antonio.
Starting point is 00:59:27 But they work almost the entire day. But I need to, like, do all this electrical. I'm going to, like, change out life fixtures and stuff, but I can't do it while they're there because I don't know. Okay. You know, it's kind of hard to, like, turn off and on their power sources and stuff. And so I'm working in the dark of night. Like, because I, because I'm trying to change out a light switch,
Starting point is 00:59:46 and it's, I can't obviously have the power on while I'm doing it. And so it's... Makes sense? So that's the setting for you. And then also this house, we talked about it, it's right by where you film pickleball. And there's no, like the signal, the, like, cell phone signal is awful here. Yeah, it is. Like, unbelievably bad.
Starting point is 01:00:04 You got a screenshot your Google Doc before you go shoot there. And so the only things I, like, normally I would watch a show or, you know, have something in the background. The only thing I have in the background is podcasts. And so I listened to your last episode on Correct Opinions. Oh, nice. And then I thought, that's pretty fun. I want to listen to Jake's first episode on Correct Opinions.
Starting point is 01:00:21 This is what you did. Yeah. And so I went back and it was so interesting, dude. I think it's like episode 15 or something like that. But first of all, it's interesting, like how much Trey and you both like just like, just like openly were like,
Starting point is 01:00:34 I don't know. I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't know. Like, it was just like, you guys didn't know anything. It was like,
Starting point is 01:00:37 that's interesting. But then. I didn't know anything about anything. Yeah. Or just like humbly like, oh, yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Yeah. But Trey talked about in that episode, how he's watching. Oh, yeah, I've been watching Joe Rogan's podcast. which is funny to reference it like that. Like it's like, you know, kind of like this.
Starting point is 01:00:54 Remember fear factor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember that guy from that? Yeah, dude. He's doing it. But he's talking about on the episode. He's like, and this guy's saying like, actually being a vegan is not the healthiest thing. Like just eating like good whole foods and like you can eat meat.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Like you can eat a lot of meat. Like it's like pretty funny to like hear because I think it's like 2019 that you guys are recording this. Like yeah, you need a lot of meat. Like eating protein is like good for you. And it was like, yeah, dude. It was just funny to listen to. I mean, because we don't know. We don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:29 And you're always going through that in life. Like right now I feel so much wiser at all these things. Always. Whether it's, I mean, how much more I know about nutrition now than I knew five years ago or even just like time when you said something about buying the house. And I kind of wanted to speak up about like some thoughts I have about personal finance and renting versus buying. You know, like I feel like I know so much more now.
Starting point is 01:01:46 But five years from now, how much more will I know then than I even know now? I'm so stupid right now. It's amazing. Turn off this podcast. We don't know anything. Don't listen to us. That's the only thing we do know is that you're always going to think you know everything and you're always going to look back and think, oh, I didn't know very much.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Yeah. And so... It's too bad you only get one go with life. I'd like a do-over. Reincarnation. You don't believe him? Besides that, yeah. As humans, we only get the one.
Starting point is 01:02:14 We might be a lion next time. Well, I think if you do good enough, then you... I think you get like some sort of elevated human angel or something. Do you? I think. Okay. I don't know where you dwell, but I think you get something good. You think you dwell in like Los Angeles?
Starting point is 01:02:29 Yeah. Yeah. Beach side. Yeah. Yeah. Nice beachfront property. Malibu, not the fire part. Yeah, you never see.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Like, it's like, I think a celebrity lives there because no one's ever there. It's like, no, someone lives there. Some Hindu angels. There's some reincarnated angels. It's our karma. Karma. Karma. Karma, Bitra.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Anyway. Okay, but you think you only get one shot at, which is fine. I guess. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I've said that all the time, though. Like, same thing. I just like, I don't know anything.
Starting point is 01:03:02 What was I thinking? Even 10 minutes ago when I was changing a light fixture. Dude. I was like, oh, my gosh. I used to not know anything. Well, now I can do it. Now I'm going to be like every time I think I can change a light fixture in like five minutes. I swear it last night it took me three hours.
Starting point is 01:03:19 and I, it's still wobbly. Like, it's not, it's not good. I took that fridge apart last week. I'm like, great. Now I know how to do it. I'd be interested in taking more frigid parts now. Yeah, yeah. The first one always takes forever.
Starting point is 01:03:30 I was so stupid. I, I get what you're saying. I feel like I kind of have, how much more can you learn? Okay, let's quiz them. You got a 99-day on Kingston, Jamaica? Yeah. Yeah, you've got.
Starting point is 01:03:45 I think I figured it out. Yeah. You were- Like, surely there's nothing. else. You're on time today? Yes. You put captions on that Instagram video? I think that was a good call. Yeah. I'm trying to I don't, it's like, what'd you have for breakfast this morning? I had a pitch of keen monster. Okay. Yeah, that's good. You figure it out. It's like, I figured
Starting point is 01:04:04 out nutrition. I don't know. It's like I have my driver's license. Yeah. What else do you, I mean? Real ID? It went to the expire. What do you mean? See, he doesn't know everything. He doesn't know everything. Wait, that's what they want at the airport is like a real physical ID, right? That's what you mean? Yeah, there's something with the government now. You've got to have a different class.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Is it for flying specifically? I don't know what it is. They put like a gold star. It's like literally a gold star on your ID. I don't have it yet. I do. Probably. You probably have it figured out.
Starting point is 01:04:35 I probably do. I mean, I just assume. It's like, I don't know. I feel like there's not much else. You could redo, like, I think you finish that history credit and then that's kind of the final chapter. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Yeah. And it's like, I want to wait for that. Because it's like, I don't want to live the entire rest of my life knowing all that I need to know. It's like, I might as well wait for that. Yeah. That's about the only thing that I could think of that I don't know. You don't have to top of your head, which him, how great there are it is. Yeah, it's 302.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Three or two. Three or two. You know where Togo is, too. Yes. Dog. Yeah. It's dog a dog. It's like, man, I don't, yeah, I don't really get what you guys are saying. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Life is pretty easy. Yeah. It's only going to get easier, though. Yeah. That's what I yeah exactly So you get it Yeah you're on you're you're doing it man Yep
Starting point is 01:05:23 All right it's good rangers time People are saying that we get Like that we really do their ads well So let's just do this one Let's just flatline this bad boy Let's not do a good Rancher's ad Let's just do like a terrible ad
Starting point is 01:05:34 And see if they still sponsor us It's fine It's just it's meat to your door That's like really good meat If Sure Yeah I could see a world
Starting point is 01:05:47 where having high-quality, organic, non-GMO, non-hormone-added meat is delivered straight to you already frozen. I could see a world where that's convenient. Yeah, if you're into convenience, it's good. If you're into that kind of stuff. If you're one of those Americans who likes things fast
Starting point is 01:06:07 and right to your door and convenience, fine. I could see a world where there would be a type of American who, in this day and age, wants to support other Americans. I could see it. Yeah, if you care about farmers, you care about, I don't know, the well-being of our country.
Starting point is 01:06:22 I guess you could support them if you want to, but yeah. Show me that farm. Yeah, if you want to care about that. You can. You can. You can.
Starting point is 01:06:30 You go to good ranchers. com, you can. But. I could see a world where some of our customers would not want to pay full price for good ranchers. Yeah, if you're like a discount person.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Like you like discounts. You can. If you're one of those people, then I guess this would fall to the category of things you might want to support. Yeah. Because they will, with the promo code,
Starting point is 01:06:49 GRKC, they will give you money off and free expedite shipping. I guess. But maybe they don't want to do that. They just want to do full price. They can. They can. I can see a world.
Starting point is 01:06:59 But then we wouldn't get credit for it. And so please, please use our promo. Please don't do that. You can. You can. What's their tagline? Do we even want to put it in? Or do we just want to do like a American Meat delivered?
Starting point is 01:07:12 From what I remember, it's good ranchers at your door now. Okay. Eat it for dinner. Now there's some pal. Oh, maybe. I think. I do love Good Ranchers. That's real.
Starting point is 01:07:31 This is real. This is me getting louder and excited and listen to this part. Go to Good Rancher.com. Use our promo code GRC. It's the best. Another thing I've loosely committed to in Phoenix is getting into grilling. So we'll have some Good Rancher stories. Yes.
Starting point is 01:07:46 First hand. You're going to love it. It's easy, dude. and maybe second hand. I don't know how you grow. I don't know how many hands involves. You need two hands for this bad boy. All right.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Good, rearrange.com. Dude, I just remembered something. Going through something for the first time, remind me of this. And I'll tell you a little bit about it, and I want you guys to guess what this is going to cost me.
Starting point is 01:08:08 And I'm just going to tell you higher or lower. Okay. Okay. This is about a, like, full-fledged moving company. So, like, pack me up, pack everything in our house up, load it on a, you know,
Starting point is 01:08:22 semi, drive it to Gilbert with our two cars. Okay. And then do like some slight unpacking. Like take the mattresses inside, basically. Okay. So that's what the service is. And they would,
Starting point is 01:08:35 they would come in here, like you wouldn't pack anything up yet. Like. Correct. I think I'm going to help, you know, they were like, if you could get the TVs off the mounts for us
Starting point is 01:08:42 and, you know, I'll probably be around to help label things. But like, you're not putting clothes in boxes or anything. But correct. They're going to pack everything up. So to do this, I'm trying to do the right thing. I only get one life.
Starting point is 01:08:52 So I'm doing a couple different quotes with people. And these companies all want to FaceTime you to see how much, how many things you have. The first one I scheduled, this guy, we were great. We were in that. We did the whole house in like seven minutes. I was like, okay, that actually wasn't too bad. Maybe I should have done even more quotes with this. And then the next guy, I would have appointment with him 30 minutes later.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Could not have been more different. We were on the phone for like 40 minutes. And this guy. was like, I mean, so thorough that was driving me insane. Now, how many, how many, how many shirts am I seeing in there? Very sure. It was like, it could not have been more opposite to the first guy. I was like, yeah, I got it.
Starting point is 01:09:28 It's a bedroom. Move on. He was like, yeah, obviously I understand. There's other guy like, and now that dresser in the corner, is there a mirror attached to that? I'm thinking mirror attached to that. No. No, if I'm understanding the question correctly,
Starting point is 01:09:42 no, there's not a mirror attachment. Where would it be? Yeah. Now, that sock there, I noticed it doesn't have a partner. Is it somewhere else? Or is there just one sock? It was just like a stray sock. Are you going to keep that one?
Starting point is 01:09:58 I mean, we've like got pretty much through everything. I can't believe how long is it taking it. And then we get to the garage. Oh, my. Which is like storage. And he starts off like, okay, I see a small Christmas tree in the corner. And that's when I kind of stop my go, this is all just kind of general crap. I don't know if we need to like one by one.
Starting point is 01:10:14 Okay, looks like Christmas. decor, small box. Okay, it looks like Christmas decor, medium box. He would do this. Maybe he's trained this way, but he would be like, all right, can you, I think I got kind of the room a little bit. Can you actually step back and watch your step? Every time he would tell you to step back, he would tell you to watch your step. Like I'm like in capable, like, whoa, oh, he didn't tell me to watch it. From experience. Can you? Whoa. Yeah, from experience. It's like insulting my balance.
Starting point is 01:10:45 No, somebody at one point did fall over it. And can you imagine FaceTiming someone on a professional call that falls over? You're so helpless and you're just like, oh, are you okay? Wow. Is that a, that's a pretty nice ceiling fan. It looks like you got a water spot up there. I want to check that out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Is the ceiling fan convey? Night and day different. One is to know exactly how like big each team. was and asked me to measure it. I was like, it's 45. Really? It looks bigger in that. I think it's 45. Do you have a tape measure? Oh, why don't we just put 45? Say 55. All right, fine, 55. You win. I know your personality's like, just do whatever you. Yeah. Okay, is there any part of me? This is, this is my business strategy, whatever side of me is like, is there any part of you that is going to feel like you need to go with that guy because he spent so much more time on your quote?
Starting point is 01:11:42 No, because his quote came in, like, more expensive. So it's like, yeah. I already love this guy anyway who barely asked me any questions. And he came in cheaper. So I want to go with Ryan. Okay. Because, yeah, on one hand, it's like you like the guy that's fast, but with stuff that's like fragile and stuff, you don't want it to be too fast.
Starting point is 01:12:02 It's all insured, though. It's nice. Oh, interesting. I hope it breaks. Please break that depression era glass. From what I understand about this insurance, best case scenario would be the semi-tips over. With the cars. I think I've got it made if an act of God takes this semi away.
Starting point is 01:12:19 The insurance is pretty good. At least the platinum deal he sold me on. Jake's following behind it and there's tips over. Yes. Let's go. That's pretty funny. All right. So we're guessing how much is this costing?
Starting point is 01:12:35 Yeah. Timon, you go first. I think Jake and I kind of already talked about this. I kind of know things like this. Well, you already know stuff like this. Yeah. Well, I just know. Time knows everything.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Time's got to figure it out. Um, I seriously have no idea. Neither did I. I was like, let's just see. Because I'm thinking about it. It's like, that is a massive convenience. Like, that's massive. So much time and driving and like, that is so much time and effort you're saving.
Starting point is 01:13:04 The cars and stuff. Yeah. But I really don't know what that's worth in money. Is it like I don't know if this is a good guess Is it $5,000? Okay Is that a good guess?
Starting point is 01:13:18 I don't know. That's a good guess. Yeah. Higher or lower? It's higher than that but lower than my dad's guess Which was like 15,000. I was like, oh, well that makes you feel way better.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Yeah. I was like, yeah, this thing's pretty expensive. He's like 15 grand. I go Lower? I wonder. By a little? I mean,
Starting point is 01:13:37 you just don't have that much stuff. I don't. So yeah, to me it's like the stuff moving would not be much. But like the cars got to be the main bulk of the cost. So I bet your dad might have been right. I wonder if his house would be 15 grand. My point. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 01:13:54 So they have way more furniture. You know, you don't have, you have a couch and a chair. I think I remember the number. So you can just tell people. Or you can keep guessing if you want to time. I'm kind of curious. Is it like eight grand? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:08 Okay. Oh, I thought it was. Ish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll say. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Yeah. That is significant. It's like, dude. Yeah. I've been, uh, I used to like, I don't know if I gave you a hard time. But in my head, I was like, Jake Tasks, Tass, Tass Rabbits, everything. And now I'm starting Tass Rabbit. Really?
Starting point is 01:14:29 You're on board of them more? A little bit. Like, like the other, like, just, I'm doing it with the Airbnb, because it's like, sometimes I just need somebody right now. Like, I need to just find somebody that's going to come quickly and, do something easy and not have to like worry about oh you know what's the price come over here can you make sure you do it you know whatever it's like i just need a toilet replaced and it's not that hard but also i'm seeing now with the Airbnb every time i every night that i don't rent it out cost me money so therefore it's like time yes and why would i not like and i know that to an extent but i'm
Starting point is 01:15:03 like this one specifically it just feels like i'm just trying to get done it as fast as possible so we can have this thing ready yeah um so the t-rab is Yeah, fun. I like it. You had a reading rabbit come over yet? Yeah. Last night, Bo wanted breakfast for dinner for his birthday. And it was either Bo or Hattie. I think it was Hattie that said,
Starting point is 01:15:27 because we were going to have eggs, scrambled eggs, bacon, and pancakes, or waffles. And Hattie goes, Mr. Jake can't have bacon, and he hates eggs. So all he would eat for dinner would be pancakes. but I was like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, did you invite them over? He's like, no, but I would love to.
Starting point is 01:15:48 And I was like, oh, we can't, buddy. Anyway, but they were very excited. They wanted to just laugh at me, yeah, pancakes. You could have been a reading rabbit then. I've given Rachel some slight, I have some non-committal goals for myself. Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:01 One is, once we move to Phoenix, I want to figure out eggs. Okay. I want to figure them out. I want to figure out, like, what do I need to do these eggs for me to like them? I know you can make eggs 30 different ways, so, like, we can experiment there. You ever heard of Wooster? No.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Wurcestersha. Oh, that. Really? No one knows how to say it. Yeah, Worcestershire. Yeah, exactly. There's no finite amount of syllables on that thing. You go Wooster, you go Worcestershire.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Throw a little bit of that on some eggs. Really? Pretty good. Isn't that, like, strange bitter? It works, timing. It works. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of...
Starting point is 01:16:40 Huh. I don't even know how to describe it. You use it on like burgers and stuff sometimes. Interesting. Catherine does it on her fried eggs. So just a flat little guy. Okay, gotcha. I think you would like that all right?
Starting point is 01:16:52 Yeah. You tried hard-boiled? They look pretty unpleasing to the eye. Yes, they do. Hard-boiled is one of the worst to me. It's like the yolk in the middle is so flavorless. Or it's like the texture's bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:10 It doesn't taste very good. What do you think? I just think it's a little bit more palatable. It's like the consistency of it's not as weird. I guess the yolk in the middle is kind of weird, but like it's not. The white is so fun to eat in a hard bowl egg. It's like jello.
Starting point is 01:17:24 Just throw enough salt on there. You'll be fun. Just salted, yeah. Season salt. You like season salt? Sure, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With some hardbole of eggs. So I'll, I look forward to figuring it out. Okay. Great. Another thing I've Lucy committed to is like one month going gluten-free. Okay. Just to see.
Starting point is 01:17:42 I just read enough things online over the years where it's like, you know, weirdly enough, I went gluten-free and then like this got fixed. I don't really have anything necessarily that needs to get fixed, but like, I don't know. Like, I'm curious enough, like, I can do it for a month. Okay. Gluten-free for a month. That would help with the eggs because you might want more eggs. I'll be so hungry.
Starting point is 01:17:58 Yeah. I have to have eggs. Maybe. I figure out the eggs and I go gluten-free. Same month. Maybe. Maybe. One after another.
Starting point is 01:18:05 That's fun. And we'll see. Big changes. Big changes. You're going to get so tan. I might. Yeah. We'll see.
Starting point is 01:18:14 If I'm out riding the e-bike all the time. E-bike? You buy an e-bike? I don't know. It would be fun. I don't have one yet. Sounds like a fun idea. I was like,
Starting point is 01:18:22 did I miss this? Depending on like how close I live. Like if I end up living really close to Kyle and Isaac, I think it'd be fun to bike around every day. Bike to work. Yeah. Yeah. Bikes are awesome.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Every time I like always like make a commitment. Like take my bike to the bike shop, get it all tuned up. And then I'm like, crap. I haven't used this. I just spend a bunch of money to tune it up, but I need to get it back into it. What else I have written down here? Got any reviews?
Starting point is 01:18:52 No. Yeah, no. I'll figure it out. Yeah, it's fine some very reviews, dude. Let's see. I got some in my note. I don't know. I feel like somebody wrote us a really nice something, not on the reviews, but I'm not going to do that one.
Starting point is 01:19:10 I'm going to do this one. Oh, comment on the week for Wednesday. I liked it a lot. All right, new listener, but not for long, says Alexa 7. I've only been listening to the podcast for a few weeks, but now I'm hooked. I heard that other listeners have challenged themselves with listening to every single episode. And because I'm competitive, I'll be forcing myself to do the same. Anyways, I'm listening to the first episode now.
Starting point is 01:19:30 And Jake, I want you to know that you are not alone. I, too, experienced the armpit trickle whenever I get cold. Maybe that's the real reason behind your Arizona move. that's so funny the review I was going to read is also about my armpits the one right below it you need to address the armpits Jake
Starting point is 01:19:47 that's so interesting people have been waiting literally the review that's so interesting release the five-star review called Jake's Pitt hi guys I've been relistening the show from the beginning
Starting point is 01:19:57 and Jake people want to know how's the armpit situation going is still flowing like waterfalls and we love you guys you help make my hour plus morning my hour plus morning commute seemed like 10 minutes
Starting point is 01:20:09 had trouble there. 10 minutes. And it just ends with keep and then the review cuts off. So I don't know what you were hoping to keep. Keep the last coming. Oh, you could see it, I don't know. I'm on Apple podcast.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Is that where you're on? Yeah. Weird. Keep. Keep. Keep. Anyway. Yeah, I think I've talked about this
Starting point is 01:20:32 at some point before. I looked it up. There's such thing as like, it's called like deodorant fatigue or something. Like your body gets used to the same type of deodorant. And it, just kind of stops working. You got switch it out
Starting point is 01:20:40 every now and then. How often you switch? In my body. Six months? Maybe longer. You can go a while. Once you start getting soaked, then you'll know.
Starting point is 01:20:51 I don't think it's the odor that's working anymore. Okay. So I'm doing great right now. Congrats, dude. About to go to very, very hot and humid Southeast Asia for the next week and a half though. Yeah, did you used to... Well, maybe not you.
Starting point is 01:21:06 I used to pit out all the time. I don't know if there's like a puberty thing. or what, but like, as a kid, I was always worried about my pits. Right. And now I don't ever think twice about it. I never struggle with that. Like, just, like, sweating out of your armpits in general?
Starting point is 01:21:21 Yeah, like, through your shirt. Like, oh, my gosh, this girl's going to see my armpits sweater or something. Huh, I can't remember if that was a concern or not of mine. Probably was, though. Probably was puberty. I don't know what I was using for deodorant back then. Yeah, or maybe it was the dealer. I was here. I was probably using, like, the antiparine aluminum stuff
Starting point is 01:21:37 that... Mm-hmm. That stuff, It's really good for you. Yeah, clogs you up in the best way. That's what it says on the canister. Clogs you up in the best way. Yeah. Anyway, all right.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Fun. Timon? Yeah, song? I was just looking. Morgan Vichy a week ago on like an old episode, put a request for blessed assurance, come thou found and be thou my vision. I was like, you want to pick one of those?
Starting point is 01:22:06 Some medley. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I know all those. Come down found. Beat out my vision. Yeah. What should I do?
Starting point is 01:22:16 Hmm. You choose, brother. All right. A little come now found. A little upbeat come that afound. Sounds kind of fun. You ever heard a, who is it? It's a King's Collidescope.
Starting point is 01:22:27 You heard their version? I don't know. It's kind of fun. It's kind of different. It's kind of different. Cool. What kind of style we're doing here? Just a nice little shoe-wop.
Starting point is 01:22:37 Sure. All right. Give me a key. Come now found of every blessing. Different time signatures. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. You're good, you're good. All right, give me, I was going to roll with it.
Starting point is 01:22:59 I know, we were going to try it. We were going to try it. Maybe a little faster. I don't know. Every blessing. Yeah, yeah. Come now found of every blessing. Tune my heart to.
Starting point is 01:23:16 sing thy grace streams of mercy never ceasing call for songs of loudest praise teach me some melodious sonnet sung by flaming tongues above praise the mount I'm fixed upon it mount of God's redeeming love nice dude I just didn't come out of found. There's so many fun versions of that. Yeah. Fun different versions. Oh, always good.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Always good. One more until we go Verch. True. Is that true? Or did you say maybe we would have another one? Well, at least like the next few are probably going to be. We've got Wednesday's episode and then we'll be apart for a little bit. And then we'll be back at the end of this month, maybe early June.
Starting point is 01:24:19 This episodes will be back in person. And if it's bad, guys, I'll be, will fly to Arizona. All right? Yeah, we'll just do that. I'll just fly a ton. Just hitch a ride in the moving company. I'll start doing push-ups and I'll get that, I'll get that jet. Hey, I got to fly to you real quick. How much is it? Last minute, so it's 600 bucks. No problem. How much is it? 10 bucks per push-up or 100 bucks? 10 bucks for push-ups. That's a lot of money. We can do it. All right. We love you guys. We'll see you Wednesday. See you Wednesday.
Starting point is 01:24:52 Everybody morning.

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