Ghostrunners - 545 - Name 100 Women

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

Last episode ever in the KC studio! Brad has his guitar again, Timon sings like there's no tomorrow, and the boys go on a heater with women and colors. Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three. What does that mean? I don't know. He hasn't said the word yet, so I don't... The red lights on... What? Like, okay. Movie.

Boxy, boxer. Shadow boxing. Double point. Phoenix. No. Okay. Confused. Confucius.

Confucius. Okay. China. Like, oh, uh, camera. Camera. Oh camera stuck. Don't mess up cords. Oh, oh, picture frame.

Oh, no, double thumbs up. Chinese picture frame. Oh. Two are rolling, words. Rolling. Yes. Rolling words. Is that what you're trying to say?

Yes, because I can't say it anymore. You can't say what? So. Okay. Uh, uh, oh, oh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some rain. them thoughts in white meat too then west best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's a ghost from the spotting. Dude speaking of China, this is pretty funny. I forgot to tell this story. But when we were in

Malaysia, you know, Kyle played in the pro division with Scott, which is fun, but Kyle also played mixed doubles. Yeah, Kyle played, yeah, you're right. Kyle also played mixed doubles with a Friday a signed athlete that we sponsor in Malaysia. And her name is Sue E. Sue E. Pig. Exactly. So it didn't take long before we're in the stands.

We're on championship court, you know, and, you know, Suey hits a good shot. And then just one thing led to another. I was just like, Sue. And we would all do it. I mean, we were all like, like, poised and ready.

Just like all, everyone has our hands around the mouth, just waiting for Suey to hit a good shot. And then we would almost do it like in, it's that called when you sing in Hardy? Stacked the harmonies. Oh, around.

Yeah, we would like do it in a round almost. We were like, see. The whole place we're just like looking at it. We were definitely like the obnoxious Americans. But I mean,

eventually we're like calling the hogs. Yeah, and no one has any idea what we're talking about. We're in the middle of Southeast Asia. They're going to think that you guys are in that. Yeah.

Oh, that's cool. Arkansas does the Malaysian pickleball thing. Yeah. Hey, they copied. And then it just became anything. I feel like I needed to squeeze past Kyle a couple days later. Excuse me?

It almost sounds like you're doing like drop it like it's hot. It does kind of sound like that too. Scoot! That's good. That's great. I like that. That's Sue E. Sue E.

Sue E? Last name E? I don't know. I tried to ask Isaac this and he acted like, dude, obviously, because her Instagram name is T-O-I-Pigable. And they go, where's that come from? He goes, well, her name is written

T-O-I and then Sue E. And I said, I don't, what's the first name, what's last name, what's middle-line, what's the E? So maybe Suey is just her first name? It's kind of like Suzuki-I-I-Roe. It could be, I don't know. You have to talk to Isaac.

He's going to be like, dude, it's just how it's written. Hey, it's suey. Like, yeah, defining the word with the definition or the word in it. Yeah, dude, it's suey. Okay, got it. Okay, I'll call her Suey. Anyway, she's awesome.

Nice girl. Doo! I love it. Another leftover Asian story that I didn't get to tell. There was one night in the first hotel. This is early on the trip, but... Love leftover Asians. Leftover Asian trip.

Yeah. And I had been a little bunched up for a few days when I got there, and then we had a release. It felt great. I felt healthy again. Water pressure did not feel as good. Clogged a little Malaysian toilet. Oh, you never want to clog a hotel toilet.

And I'm searching around. No plunger in sight. So I've got to call the front desk. Oh. And I say, hey, can I come down and get a plunger? Like, would that be able to say, hey, we'll send someone right out. Oh, no, no, I'll call. They already hung up.

God, crap. They're going to send someone up. Me at the door, buddy. Some guy, oh, yeah. He is just so just. he looks so young and he's so nice. Of course we exchange bows, you know. Pooh!

He takes his shoes off before he enters. Shoo! He's so respectful, so nice. He's got a plunger in hand, and he's like, I will, I will fix. I go, dude, I'm, please let me... Sorry! I am begging this guy. Yeah.

Bowing like you wouldn't believe. Please let me. Please let me. Down on my knees. I hurt my neck just to do that. Oh, just. Please. Please.

I beg this guy. Please let me do it. No, no, no. Here to help. Here to help. And that poor guy in there. Like, I just, you know, I'm hearing the noises and I just, I know what he's going through. That was miserable.

I hated that I put that guy through that. Do you think it was? Oh. Did you just wipe too much? Like, did you do... It's never the one. Seriously? He's got bricks in there,

bricked up? I don't know. I don't know if it's a circumference issue or... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Total weight. We talk, yeah, we talk in shape. We talk... We talk in density.

Oh. He did it... Like, he fixed it, though. You go to Malaysia and tell me you don't get bunched up and have a... Boop. Beep. Oh, I believe I get bunched up. Yeah.

I believe that. I'm sorry to... I mean, anytime you get home, it's just like you're back on home turf. Mount Vesuvius. You got your, you're throwing back, you know? Yeah. You sleep better at home. You also dump better at home.

Yeah, that poor guy. They're just so, everyone's so nice. Of course he did it for me. I tipped him. I don't know if that's how often he's used to getting tipped after unclogging a toilet, but I tried to make it worth his while. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

That's nice of you. Yeah. Is that one of those things like you get cash, I guess, when you go to Malaysia versus like, you don't usually have cash in America you can't just use your card in other countries? I mean, not for like tipping a bellhop.

I'm not going to be it. Obviously, but like, yeah, so you have to like get it was almost exclusively for tips because everywhere else I could use my card. But yeah, yeah. Got some ring it. I actually still have some. I forgot to get that exchanged

on the way back. So I look at the next three airports I'm going to Kansas City, no currency exchange. Lovefield, no currency exchange. St. Louis, they do. Really? Yeah. I'll ring it up in St. Louis.

That's pretty fun. You think like currency exchanges accept every currency? I did one of that. Like do they have ring it ready to go there? Like yeah, we got euro and pay so, but we're not doing ring it. You know, like. I could be helpful. Like here, let me actually give you some.

Now you have some in the hopper. Stimulate the economy. Yeah. How much money do you think you have? I've lost so much track of like how much I even initially got and I tip people all week. So I don't even know how much I. I've left. But,

yeah, I'll make that exchange, but. I have some pretty big announcement. Pretty big news. Go ahead. I, I did,

I, I view this as the most beta. I don't view myself as an alpha male, like much. I cry in movies. I cry. I'm emotional guy,

but I did something pretty beta. Okay. And I hate it. And I've talked about it on the podcast multiple times, and I've always stayed firm, but finally,

But finally, I just, I just, Catherine guilted me into it, honestly. Can you think of what it is? I think it's going to be some of the dead animal in your yard. It's, I hope it's going to be dead animal sometimes, dude. It's a live animal. You got a cat? Not yet, but I said, fine. Cats on the way.

Dude, the most beta thing. You can't just have a cat. You can't just have a cat. For the kids, you're replacing me and Rachel with a guy. Truly, it's like, I guess, there's a hole in my heart. Put a cat in there. put it to die. Yeah.

Catherine, she just found, she was like, she, I mean, to her credit, she's like, you have no real excuse besides just you don't like cats. I was like, that's an excuse to him. That's a reason. That is the main one, yes. That's a reason. I don't like cats.

And she's like, just do it for Haddy. You won't do it for your kids? And finally, I mean, we had a discussion and I was getting, I was getting frustrated. And finally, I was just like, fine, let's get a cat. So immediately I tell Haddy, she's got a list of, If a cat is a male in this color, I want to be named this. And she's got all these different names.

Wow. If this than that. Yeah. What kind of cat breeds are we looking at? You're going to go to the pound or you're going to like breed one? One of her friends from church has like 20 at her farm. Whoa. And so we get like our pick of these.

Of course you do because they're cats. Supply and demand. What are the options? I don't know. I don't want to know. I don't want to have anything to do with it. I think if I had to go cat, I'd get a nice. I forget the name of the breeds, but like the orange ones.

That's what, TJ's always like, get an orange male. That's what he says. Those are the best ones. Huh. I said, the best ones are the ones that don't come in my house. Oh,

I just, like, like, I still am kind of in denial. Like, I'm still like, until it's here, I don't know if we're really getting one.

Yeah. But I said, fine, let's get one. And I, you got a declaw or are you going to train it to be a mouse killer this winter? You can't kill with no claws? I don't know.

If there's no, if you can't kill mice, then what's the point? cats. Like, there's already very little point. Like, Catherine's like, you'd never see it. Like, that's, so why are we getting? Yeah. It probably could do both. I think you'll probably want to declaw it for the kids, but also surely it knows its way around.

Yeah. It's got teeth. Yeah, it's got a mouth still. You have cats? We, as of recently, don't, but we had cats growing up. But our most, our longest lasting cat just, like, had some strange, like, disease on its nose or something. Hopefully yours gets that. Had to put it down. Oh. Yeah. It was kind of gross. I mean,

it was like, you put it down and you just run over it twice. What's the difference? I thought that was kind of how you did. Yeah. Yeah. But we always had cats growing up.

Okay. I was fairly indifferent, but they're really cute in their kittens. And then, I mean, they've never been a problem. Is it going to be an inside cat? I think.

Okay. I don't know, man. That sounds a little more complicated. But like, I, I didn't say I would love. I would entertain.

the idea of getting a cat if we lived on some land. Yeah. But then I said yes anyway. Somehow she has this ability over me. Yeah, why don't you negotiate? Hey, let's go get a house on some land and we'll get the cat. Brother, I tried to negotiate and she just said all your, all your things that you want are dumb. I said, well, you say that I, my reasons are good.

Your reasons are, anyway. I'm looking at a couple pretty cute. I googled orange fuzzy cat. I can get into this. Of course, the first couple ones you're going to find on Google are cute. Yeah, the first five are amazing. If it's inside, it should be fuzzy and cute. cute. Like, because we, we always had pretty short hair just like outside, wandering around.

Because they're like, cat fights, the hair gets cold first. They get less cute as they get old for sure, because they're like adorable as kittens and they're like, yeah, I don't know. Is the word mangy? Do you think that's kind of like reserved for cats? You think our dogs, dogs are maingy? Dogs are for sure. There's definitely a bunch of mangy dogs and mangy cats. Maybe cats and dogs kind of have the monopoly on mangy though. Yeah, I think so. We don't see mangy pigs, do we? But maybe, I feel like a mangy rat. A rat's for sure, mangy, right?

Like you need fur to be mangy. I don't even think you need, that's like a double, like a, not an oxymor. It's like a redundant. Yeah, redundant. Yeah, you're right. Mangey rat, like, what's the opposite of, they're all mangy? Anyway, I don't know. We haven't talked about it since that night, but Hattie has made a list and so.

Any good names? I'm curious what she's got picked out. She did make up, she definitely made up some of them. The one that I can remember is the one I like a lot is Blaze. Blaze. Blaze. Blaze is cool. She wrote down Garrett, G-E-R-R-I-T for a name for a cat.

Garrett. I want to say one of them was like really close to a disease. What was it? Typhoid. Malera or something like that. Like, okay, Malera. I don't remember. She was like being secretive about it at first.

So I tried not to take too much time on it. That's so fun. I love when kids like get to name animals and stuff. excited for Harris. It's going to be fine. Forget what Lucy named some of their cats. I mean, it's like tippy toes and seatbelt or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, yeah, just how do you think of that? I like seatbelt a lot. There was something like that. It was like a really cute kid name like tippy toes and then like the purple one and then like, you know, whatever. Seat belt or something like that. Yeah. So I do think hopefully I will come to my senses and. get a dog quickly after.

Because I think if you have both, it's just like, oh, you guys have animals. Yeah, we got a couple pets, though. They're always, you know. It's like you're a, you're a self-respecting man and you only have a cat. One cat, first pet ever. What? What's wrong with you?

I don't know, man. And Catherine did, she's like, I think it's a pride thing for you. I think you said, I'm not getting a cat and you just won't get one because of that. You say, that's correct. I was like, maybe a little. I'm going to lose my deacon hood if they find out. Yeah, dude. I don't know.

Anyway, so that's, I guess, happening. I'll let you know. I'll keep you guys updated. Keep us abreast. Maybe, uh, maybe it'll be part of the podcast someday. Just right on my shoulder. Maybe I'm going to end up loving it. I don't know.

This would be fun, fun little story to follow over this summer. Yeah, anyway. We got an email and I unfortunately just sped read through everything. And I, I didn't realize at the top of it said, uh, for time in's eyes only. Whoops. It was supposed to be some fun trivia, I think, for Timon to ask you and I, but I've already read through all of it. But we can, like, I'll just kind of quickly go through this and see if you can get it, Brad,

or maybe you can time. No, there's no shot. But episode 109, before the basketball championship game, Jake goes to target for some items. He's holding a tripod when he has to ask an employee where to find two other items. What were those items? Hmm. Zip ties. Yeah.

And, wow. Tape. Zip ties and scissors. Oh, pretty good. That is great. I remember when you used zip ties. What food did Brad try to feed Scott while he was cramping on the basketball court? Banana, right?

Yeah. And I want to say it fell onto the floor, like onto the burn. Like it was nasty. Like where we'd swept. Something like that in my memory is telling me. We did cramp up. That was bad. Really, really shrewed that one.

I don't know if I fully understand this one, but it's about you again, Brad. Episode 107. How many honey roasted barbecue sauces does Brad say will set you? for life if you order it every time. Seven. 13. I've gone down a little bit. I'm going five these days.

Good for you. I've learned that if you squirt it straight onto the fry, it'll last longer than if you put it in a glob and then dip. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Episode 106, Jake and Brad both make predictions that a clothing item will come back

style. What are they? We each have one. In what episode? Episode 106. Okay. This is... We make predictions about clothing guys that are come back. Cargo shorts for me. Wow, yes. Because I believe it. I think they kind of have. Cargo pants. Yeah. Cargo pants, yeah, I think. Kind of. Kind of. I think mine is somewhat come true. Let's see. Yours. Do you remember? Would you have remembered it? I know. I wouldn't remember. Yours is going to be something about hats.

Opposite. Shoes. Okay. Air Monarchs. with the dad shoes. Okay. This is great. Hawaiian Bros. Just as a thing that always gets talked about here. Episode 105. Hawaiian Bros.

ran a promo to give the first 100 customers gift cards of varying amounts for the chances to win free food for a year. Yes. Hawaiian Bros. opened at 11 a.m. How early did Brad get there? Pretty early. I didn't realize. I bet it was nine.

8 a.m. 8 a.m. Three hours early. Wow. Had plenty of time back then. Episode 105, who did Brad play catch with until 10.45 p.m. on Bo's first birthday? Okay. Gunner and... Was it Harry?

Gunner and Isaac. Isaac. I was going to say Isaac. And then I... Gunner and Isaac. That was awesome. That was great. We played deep into the night where we could not see anything but barely the ball. Like the faint outline of the ball.

Fun memory. So good. Episode 102. titled Joe's exotic hot dogs. Brad uses a household example to demonstrate his sharp ear, a.k.a. he has sensitive hearing. What example does he use? Is it the sound machine?

No. Sharp ear. Oh, TV. Yeah, TV being on. Yes, I can. Yes? Yes. It's crazy. I agree with all these things I've said. That guy. Yeah. Sorry, do you ever have that feeling? like, like, I was just like, yes, dude.

Like, I was kind of like agree with myself basically right there. And like, kind of excited about it. And I was like, wait, that was me that said it. Do you have that like, does this, are relatable or no? I am, I am my least, what's, how do I say this? Basically, I have so little confidence in me from 30 seconds ago sometimes. Like, like, recently, you know, I've been run all around this flip house trying to like find, or like do stuff. And I'm like, I look at my tool bag.

my, you know, pliers and they're not there. And I go around and see, maybe there's one other location that might have them. Not in that location. So I think, well, maybe they're in my tool bag and I just didn't look hard enough. Does that make, like, do you ever do that? Like, it's like, like, maybe the 30 seconds ago, Brad,

didn't do that good of a job. I'm getting so much smarter, so past that. It's like I didn't, I could have, I could have looked harder probably. Any past iteration of me is just dumb. Yeah. I'll do that with my car a lot. Like, it's not my car.

Oh, it's not in my backpack either. maybe it is in my car. Yeah, you go back, you like have a distrust of your recent self. Yeah, yeah. It's funny. Yeah. You can do that? Yeah.

All right, good podcasting, guys. Episode 101, Camel rides in the desert. Brad Mitch is an animal. He thinks he Isaac and Harrison saw on the way to see the lions. And Jacob surprised his animal is at the zoo. What was that animal? Oh, I don't, let's not bring a bell. Let's see.

This might have been. It was at the zoo or we saw it on the way to the zoo. Oh, on the way to see the lions. At the zoo. Phoenix? Comodo Dragon? No. Tiger?

No. You would have been, you wouldn't have been. Probably the opposite of a dragon. Okay, it was like a cow or something like that? It was a bison?

Billy goat. Oh. I mean, at the Phoenix Zoo, it's a little bit surprising, I suppose. What was the name of the camel that Isaac and Harrison wrote?

No idea. Crockett. Really? That was great. What was the name of the news anchor that interviewed Jake and Brad at the Justin Bieber concert? Oh.

What was her name? Was it Katie something? Yeah. How do you know this? I don't know, dude. That happened in like, I don't know, 2016. I bet her last name is a one syllable word. Yes, it is.

Katie Hall, Katie. Katie. Cady Banks. Banks, yeah. Agent Katie Banks. Um, I wonder what she's up to. You think she's still in news?

I hope so. It's your passion, girl. Look her up, time. All right. Who wrote these for us? This is fun. This is Serena. I'll go back at the top.

Serena is something. Serena Ortega. episode one TV reporter turned content strategist oh sure content strategist aren't we all that's same thing

well she's in Denver now great shoot she learns how to do her job here and then we export her to Denver what does episode one what does Brad claim is the only movie to make him cry

I think Marley and me no I don't know then it's a wonderful life I did cry in that that makes sense because I cried in that I thought I might be

tried Marley me. Maybe that's you. Maybe I haven't seen Marley in me. You really, I see why you don't trust your past hell. Think it, why did you say that answer? You haven't seen it. I think I've seen it. I don't know if I've seen the whole thing. It's sad. Last question. See how close you get. Which episode was the Patreon announced? Early-ish. I remember we talked about Patreon when we were when you were living at Peter's house. So let's guess 39.

58. 58. About a year in. Okay. This is all, there was like probably twice as many of these. A lot of them just had to do with me and I've already read it, but from Serena London. Okay. So shout at you, Serena. That's fun that you took the time to do this. And I'm sorry that I read through all of it. Time and's eyes only. My be.

Send us an email. Hello at ghostrunners.com. Yeah. If you're doing trivia like this, just put that in the like the subject line. for a time in his eyes only. Put that in the subject line, so Jake would see that to not read through it. Good idea.

Yeah. Yeah, that way I just, yeah. That's good. I have three things on this game, this little game that I have. Oh, you got a little game. I'm calling this game, scale of 1 to 10. Okay.

Think of other ones if you want to add. Scale 1 to 10. Scale of 1 to 10, how frustrating is getting a one-time code sent to your email instead of a text. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, Texas is nice. Yeah, that is kind of annoying.

That's good. Scale of one to ten, like. That's good. Four. Four. Four? I'd say three. Yeah.

Oh, man. I get a little bit. It's just like, that's like a six for me. It's like kind of. It's kind of like, uh, you roll your eyes and you set, you set your pen down. Because you have to then go and copy. Sometimes it doesn't copy right away or somebody copies too much. I'm working.

All right. Email has been sent you. Dude. Yeah. All right. Here we go. That's a good one. It's an old.

It's really annoying. Can I ask you one before I forget, because I don't have anything else prepared for this. How, what's it? Skill one, 10. How annoying is this? The, the new Spotify logo, app logo on your phone. I mean, more, yeah, dude. I'm getting real sick of it.

Like a 7.2. One, I don't, really? Have you noticed? Yeah. It looks like when apps are like grayed out or something. It looks like it's in the process of being, like, I will say, when you, loading or something. In the corner, like in the peripheral, it does look like it's updated.

Yeah. Looks like it's not there. I think it's cool. I'm sick of it. I hope by the time this comes out, it's already fixed. Yeah, you think they're going to... Bold prediction.

Are people... That's funny this up in arms? Like, I think they did do it on purpose. I am. It's supposed to be a disco ball. Was the old ones? It looks like a disco ball. You can look at it.

I don't like that. I like, just keep it bright, vibrant. It's cool. I think I want the rest of my apps to match it. Like, change the hue. Time. Change the hue of the green a little bit. That's all we need.

do a different background. Satur. Or show some glimmer on the disco ball. Look at the app. There's glimmer. Look at the app. I don't want the glimmer. There's so much glimmer.

Look at that glimmer. Oh, you're right. It is kind of on there. No way. It's cool when you look at it close. No tanks. No tanks. But still.

All right. Nope. Back to yours. Okay. Question for you about disco balls real quick. Played a little scatigories at the beach with Catherine's family. Things you plug in was a D. I said disco ball.

ball. Yes or no? As an acceptable answer. Do you know how to play Scatogories timing? Sorry. It could go. I was looking at Spotify still. Okay. I mean, you could just, there are disco balls you just hang? Obviously.

There are disco balls that you plug in to spin. Obviously. So therefore, you could plug it in, right? Could you? Yes. Thank you. Okay. Other one.

Famous duos, it was Jay. I said, Johnson and Jabar. Magic Johnson, Kreme Abdul-Jabbar. Do you want to go Johnson and Johnson? I thought people might do that. You want to go jelly and peanut butter? I didn't know if I could, if I had to do two Jays or just one.

Okay. Johnson and Jabbar. I mean, I could credit to creativity. I, like, they were like, no,

it has to, what do they say? It's not a music duo. They're like, I don't know. Like, no. I was like,

so would Pippin and Jordan, would that be a duo to you? And they're like, well, yeah. Like, then you guys just don't know sports. Yeah, they crossed,

they played at the same time on the same team. They won like five championships together or something like that, didn't they? Johnson and Jabbar. That's acceptable. That's a good answer, yeah. I'll give you creativity points. Oh, there's just different things.

Oh, things at a blank and somebody said laughter. Yes or no? Things at a blank? I don't know. Things at a playground or things at a whatever. Okay, things at a picnic. And they said laughter. That's laughter a thing?

I could see my family fighting about this. Yeah, that's, I could see it. I try so hard to not be that. guy. But every once in a while, I'm like, we got it. Where's the line? Laughter is a thing? Laughter, a thing seems tangible, right? Sometimes this is on scatigories. Yeah, they should say a tangible thing at a picnic. That would help define it for us. Laughter is like, if it were me, I'd be like, that's clever. It's outside the box. But I could see myself, if it's not me, I'm like, it's not a thing. So I don't know. It's kind of, I think if you have to defend it at all,

sometimes, maybe it shouldn't even count. Like if you say, all right, it's L, things at a picnic. think of a food or a drink. Say LaCroix. Don't say love. Don't say laughter. Don't say lightheartedness. A thing. Yeah. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Lightheartedness is kind of in the same category as laughter, but laughter seems a little more okay. Okay, because I think isn't the definition of a noun, person, place, thing, or idea? Are they saying that now? Oh. Whoa. This is kind of the woken, nowns. Woke plasma. Because if it were just back in the day, it was person plays and thing, right? That's how we learned it. That's how I am still. Obviously, love is a noun or laughter's a my kids these ideas.

That's how I would argue it. This is the Mints category, the ideas part of the noun. I think because if not, then person plays your thing. It's not a person. It's not a place. Therefore it would be a thing. Anyway, I just, I can't help myself. I have to be like, okay, let's talk about this.

But then there was one of our family members, Jackie, she's out of game person. She hadn't played categories before and, like, didn't like games because she gets, like, overwhelmed with stuff. And so every once in a while she would say something and we'd kind of look at each other and just go, charitable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charitable.

Yeah, good. That's good. Thank you, Jackie. So. Thank you, Jackie. But a shout out, Jackie. Anyway, it's category. Okay.

Scale of one to 10. Yeah. How well would you say you know the Old Testament? Not great. I mean, in comparison to, I don't know. Yeah. Honestly, I'm kind of embarrassed. Like, my faith and my knowledge do not line up very as well as they should.

Like, and I've like, I kind of like, it's kind of like a whatever. you what I call it, like a conviction of my, because I'm like, I have, I am very like firm in my beliefs. Yes. But I do not know the lineage. I don't know this story very well. Or like somebody references this. I'm like, oh, yeah, totally. It's almost like when I think about my knowledge of the Old Testament, it's like, it's mainly

from the stories that I grew up hearing. And then it's like so much of my reading is just new, new. I feel like I would feel pretty good. I would put myself at a higher score if it was just Genesis and Exodus. Yeah. In the rest of the Old Testament, I guess. go, I don't have a real good grasp on a lot of us. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Three, I don't know. Is that even too high? I don't know. I don't know if this is comparison to the Christians, comparison to other people. SBU people?

SBU people, two or three. Yeah. One of those guys, homeschoolers? Average homeschooler, maybe four. May two, three, two, three. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Same.

I don't know if I'm being too hard myself, but I'm going to do it. Yep. When the night was late. Last night. And I wake up tired. What happened? And the sun comes blinding to my face. My fink.

My, my, my, my thing. What can I? Can I have to drink? How to drink. To wake me up from this days. Oh, I know. I know. I know.

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just cut it that was perfect next next roaster dot com next next ad this is the last one i have scale one to ten how comfortable would you be filibustering, which I'm defining filibustering as talking, basically nonstop, without sitting down, filibustering for three hours. Oh, I could do that. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Put me in a nine out of ten. Just because I've never done it before, but I know I could. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that talking as in like in a conversation or like you're up on? By yourself. You know, no conversation.

Oh, you're in a room alone. No, you can, sorry, you could. You have an audience? Oh, you're in the political. realm is like talking so that uh it's at a pending soon there's no humans yeah the animals listening so there might be a crowd but there's no interaction but they're not people okay okay i'm getting it i'm getting it what would you say i think i could go and go you think so is this just any topic three five i don't know i would need a glass of water okay you'd have a glass of water i would have a glass of water

then again it's like I mean it's just talking it's like there are I think there are always there's always something to say so it's like maybe yeah I mean you just go into great detail but yeah

about your entire line seven or eight yeah you're right it's just anything you talk about and you just talk about that for as long as you can then you go out of the next thing to talk about oh yeah I could do this what what's your I also feel like I'm not as confident as you guys are

I think I'm more like a seven okay I think I'd have to take a long hard nap afterwards. But like it would drain me. Where's your, where's your number where it's like you get down to five, like five out of ten? It's tough to say. I've never done anything quite like this as far as like by myself. So I don't know when you start to wear down. I think I've done a couple of those like solo Patreon episodes and like 30 minutes of that is kind of like exhausting. But I think knowing it was going to be a filibuster, I could take my time. I don't need to like talk super loudly.

put me down for at least five. And then six is like, I don't know if I can do six. Six is kind of a while. Six is a long time. And you don't sit down either. Okay. You know, you have a podium to kind of rest?

Nope. That's one of that. No, no, no, no. You don't get, you're going to lean on anything. People always ask this. You don't. I used to get people a podium in this hypothetical. I don't, I no longer give them a podium.

And I'm anticipating the podium. You're anticipating the podium. No, no. No, no. No, no, yeah, nothing to lean. Would you be comfortable with filibuster? I know you're thinking podium. Let's get the podium by the way right now.

No podium. No podium. No pulpit. No, nothing with peas. So the drink of water almost has to be some sort of crazy straw from the ground to my mouth. Have you thought about this? You can lean over.

You can lean over. You could be wearing like the camping thing where you have a straw. I have a camelback. Camelbacks are okay. Okay. Camel back. Yeah. Unlimited water.

Unlimited water. But careful. because drinker beware. Yeah. You got to pee in some point. Yeah. Honestly, that could come into it. That could come into play, dude.

I think that's where I struggle. It's five, six. How often are you, yeah. How much could you hold it? I can go eight. Maybe. I think if this was a competition, then I could really bring it.

If it was just like, hey, Brad, bet you can't. I'd say, ha, he might be right. But like, all right, there's 10 other people who think they can do this, you could beat them if you go seven hours. Oh yeah, I'll wet myself for seven hours. No doubt, no doubt. No podium to hide it. Man, imagine like the last hour you just put your pants or wet and they just start stinking and it's just like. I would do it as a finale. I would do it with 30 seconds left and they go, why didn't you just wait? That's what I would like to do. Just wanted to see how it felt. Yeah, just some true fireworks at the end. All right, it looks like

my time's about 30 seconds left and just start going. Oh, I'd feel good. So we clean this up. Hot dog. I haven't talked about hot dogs yet. Speaking of hot dogs, I can't eat them. Let me tell you about eating the hot dog. Yeah.

Yeah, I think obviously you and I talk pretty openly and quickly and whatever. We just talk about whatever. So I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard, but I don't know. I noticed myself getting more long-winded over time, too, as I get older. I don't know if it's just getting older and becoming more. of like the old man on the park bench that's gonna just like talk your ear off or if it is like podcasting.

It's like really fueling this skill of talking. Where do you find yourself being long-winded? Stranger is asking me a very simple question and I just give them, I just give them way too much. I give them like the full context of what my answer is going to be. And then sometimes I sit back down and I think, I don't know if they needed to know all that.

I wonder if that was annoying to them. You think that that's like a new thing, not just like you're more aware of it now? You know what I mean? It's a good question too. I think it is a newer thing. Also being aware of it, like the last few years, like, trying to think.

I don't know, just some simple question. Like, oh, okay. I can't even think anything. Like, what about, like, even sometimes, like, you're the doctor. Like, you know, how often do you consume alcohol? And it's like. Questions like that, yeah. It's like, man, I never really consume alcohol, but every once in a while I do,

like, and if what I do, it's not very much, but, like, I enjoy it. But, I don't know. And what I do, it's pretty, like, I like the heavier stuff. I don't really, like beer that. oh you know i would say rarely but like i probably haven't had it like 40 days you know you know whatever something like that you're like okay i'll put that rarely like just let me check a box you're fine i'm not going to do anything different for you yeah stuff like that stuff like that where i could i could be a problem later in life i can foresee that's why that's why you have

a wife that slightly and lovingly taps you on the leg and says okay that's good okay honestly i do with rachel a lot too i go how was your day She goes, good, it was easy. She goes, how was your day? And I say, why do you have a seat? I got about an hour's worth to tell you about. Time to filibuster. Yeah.

I just go and go and go. And then when I tell her about, I don't know, how the Google fiber was being finicky and how the download speed and upload speed weren't. And she goes, that's good. That's good. Got it. I think that we reached.

You can do 6G now? That's cool. And that's fine. Reach our limit. Yeah. If you're telling me about that. Oh. You said firework earlier.

It reminded me last night we had a few friends over for Memorial Day. Just like a little fun stuff, you know, and had it, or Catherine found these like fireworks from last, like, 4th of July. And, but they were like those like cheap little $1.

Dumb fireworks, like a chicken where you light the back of it, it lays an egg or something like that. And so there are two of them. And so as these people were leaving, it was like my friend Bo Tuneberg, Calvin, and his new baby came, Calvin's family. And then Will Severn's. And

they're like, can we light these off? I'm like, yeah, sure. So I lined it off, dude, and it, we kind of had a malfunction, like, accident. You had a bad chicken. All of a sudden, the chicken, like, flew forward, and then, like, a spark flew up and got Henry and burned him on the cheek.

No way. Yeah. Luckily, I was like, and Henry kind of went towards the fire. Like, yeah, dude, like, he learned his lesson a little bit. But, I mean, he wasn't that close. He's probably, I don't know, 10, 12 feet away from this thing. And all of a sudden, it just shoots forward. and then spark flies.

And I like, I'm going to grab Henry anyway. And then the spark flies and gets on his face. I just like, kind of like pat it out of him. Yeah, you're good. But like this morning, he has like a mark on his face from the burn. That's crazy. Calvin got it on tape. Really?

From some little dumb $1 firework. Yes. And then, of course, like after everybody else left, my kids wanted to do the other one. And it was so normal. The normal change. It was like a heat-sicking missile towards Henry. Wow. And Calvin's got all on tape.

Yeah. I'll send it to you guys right now. You want to watch it? Well, I don't have a way to play tape. Well, it's film, right? VHS. You guys don't have VCR still? Let's see.

I try to trade a couple golf poloos for one on Retail Rebel. That's not how Retail Rebel works. Good luck doing that. Let's see here. I want to go forward. Dude, why not? Just download it real quick, guys, just a second. Anyway, kind of wild times with old Hinderboy.

I think iPhone photos are getting kind of annoying lately. I just send a video I took yesterday. It's like, well, hang on a second. I got to download it. And I just feel like I want to have instant access to my things. That's what I just had to download it right there. So it was like, why can't I scroll up? And every time I tried to scroll up to go, you know, send it, it wouldn't do it.

Yeah, it's a day old. Do you all get it? Yeah. I can put on the TV here. Watch this. There we go. Back up. Okay, 10 feet.

Do you have any idea what this is going to do? She's right there. Ow! That's what it does. Oh, wow, it was heat-seeking. Did you see that? Whoa. And of course, everyone's...

Kind of play it, yeah, towards the end. I don't watch that again. It goes off to the right. And then it jumps in his face. It might slew at him. It looks like a magnet. It looked like a fly. And you guys are like being way safer than you need to for the size of this.

I mean, yeah, that's the thing. Like, in my experience with those things, they're so... They're so whatever. Like... Just thinking how this is wristbands. Oh, it's so funny. Look at the reaction time. That's awesome.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow. Anyway, there it was. I'm going to see Calvin a night. I'll talk to him about it. See if there was maybe a second shooter or something.

Yeah, let me know what he says about it. You were there, man. What did you see? Should we do our big fun idea game? Absolutely. We should. All right. I saw some YouTubers do this and quickly thought,

we probably could it's a little game called name a hundred women okay how do you play I've seen people I don't know I have to look check the video

I've seen that thing like for man on the street videos they'll just like surprise someone like name one woman yeah yeah name a woman freezes people and so this is I guess

the expert version should we put a timer on it 15 minutes if we can't do it in 15 minutes I'd be shocked all right timing why don't you pull up a Google

doc or something on your screen. Cool. And then we'll put that up on the on the YouTube spot-b-b-bri video. Docs.com. Yeah. I'm going to do a blank document probably. Do a fun font.

Oh, do a fun font. Do a female font. Female font. Female font. You know. For me up there. Let's go. So you click normal text.

Oh, Ariel. Yep. Let's go. Pacifico looks kind of female. Kind of cursive. Maybe hard to read it. Ber Dana just. sounds like a hot lady

Georgia Georgia yeah let's go it's not girly enough Georgia's nice and oh that's you think that's kind of girly

you think I don't know kind kind of girly all right let's see some other ones I don't know this is important

yeah no this is like the main Mary weather sounds nice and ladylike but light Mary weather light nah yeah lights that just looks like Georgia

That looks like a Kindle or something That's nice All right try anyone try your new one Try your note All right alright Let's go Impact I'm just kidding

What's the one under What's Laura? I mean maybe I'm just reading the names What's the one under Monster Rat? Oh It's so small It looks like National Treasure or something Secret Lies with Charlotte

See I can't read what he's even wrote James Hanick John Hancock, dog. Is that a joke? Nope. It's just a guy he went to school with. No jokes here. Nope.

I don't know. I'm kind of disappointed in there. Oh, that might be it. This mother effing thing. This might be it. All right. All right. Let's do it.

Oh, wait, we're back. Hold on. Let's go back and forth. That's an amateur. 15 minute on the, I'll put a timer. If we can't, can I, I'll put 50 minutes on. You're really confident.

I'm confident. Is this just me? If you can type fast enough without all these typos, you're doing seven minutes. Maybe I'm wrong, dude. I don't know. I've never done this before. It's interesting.

Why am I typing them out? I'm so good at lists like this. I could just like, did you know I used to do this in church growing up? I would just like... Talk about women? Think about other women or... I would just daydream about girls.

I would make lists of like, like every Sunday was a different list. Like, I bet I can name 100 basketball players. Wow. I bet I can name 100 restaurants. I bet I could name 100. You were built for this. Yes, dude. That's what I'm saying.

Like, no. problem. And your dad loves this too, right? My dad loves lists. He's top 10, though. He would struggle. He'd tuck her out at 11. I just think my strategy is like, go down every rabbit hole you can think of.

All right. Let's find some holes. All right. Or maybe stream conscious. Let's go back and forth. You got numbered list going? How does that even work? You press number.

No. Are you kidding? No, don't do that. No to that. Go above the five. Above the five. You see the five on the ruler? I'm looking.

This is great. numbered, numbered list. Now we're talking. All right, 15 minutes. When timer ends, let's start with T's. Start with lesbians. Ellen? Ellen.

Ellen, generous. Portia. It's not how you are. You're fine. Yeah, Porsche. Billy Elish. Lady Gaga. Madonna.

Scarlet Johansson. Penelope Cruz I'm out of storage my screen recording stopped Evangeline Lily It's gonna be way less fun to watch Who is this? From last

Let me quick pause So I can Because it'd be fun if people could Okay okay okay See how badly I'm typing All right now Stop thinking about them Just think about dudes only

All the dude list of hair Hormosey Hormosey Think about Jimmy Donaldson Think about Kobe and Corey and Cody I got to like some stuff. Think about Tyman.

His friend, Zach, Oliver. I saw them this week in public at BDA, the courts. Who won? I don't know. I let them borrow some paddles, but they were playing, they had a for some with them. Oliver and Zach.

Oliver and Zach, two other guys. Timon, how's Atlanta? It was great. It was just very, like, restful. I was talking to Isaac before the shoot. It sounded like just, I had the opposite last week. because he had so much stuff a whole time.

My mind was just like... Very relaxed. Yeah, it was really nice. Okay. I think screen recording should be working. We're good. I think so. All right.

Are back. Start the timer again. I forgot to start it. Okay. Dolly pardon. Gladys Knight. Who's that? Gladys Night.

Come on. Yoko Ono. Which rabbit hole are you going down now? I'm not really. I'm just... Okay. Shire of consciousness right now. Okay, okay, okay.

Don't let me stop you. You did right there. I did actually stop you. See? But don't let me. Don't let me. Power through. You got me, dude.

You got me, dog. Janice Joplin. I don't know what you can. That's great. Karen Carpenter. Sabrina Carpenter? Karen Carpenter. A couple carpenters.

It was Carpenter rabbit hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joanna Gaines. Speaking of Carpenter. Yeah. Uh, permission to go down on our first rabbit hole. Please. Uh, political rabbit hole.

Please. Give me Hillary Clinton. Anti-Polosi. AOC. I'm just going to. Yeah. You're fine. No, no corrections.

AOC. Uh, Michelle Obama. Well. Jill Biden. Laura Bush. Uh, what's the other? Barbara Bush. Yeah, that's good.

Barbara Bush. Eleanor Roosevelt. Good. Uh, Nancy Reagan. Good. What's her name Adams? Something Adams. Wednesday Adams.

That's a fictional character. Oh, shucks. No fictionals. Why don't we just go to out powerful women of history? Amelia Earhart. Amelia Earhart, probably. Susan B. Anthony. These are some great typos.

What's her name? Rosa Parks. Didn't call shotgun. Yeah, Rosa Parks. Tubman. Just put Tubman. They'll know. Tubman.

Joan of Arc. Joan of Arc. Nancy, not Nancy French. Nancy Frank. Nancy Guthrie. Nancy Guthrie. Nancy Guthrie. All right, women who've gotten missing. All right, Gabby Petito. Gabby Petit.

Elizabeth Smart. What's the OJ girl? Nicole. Nicole. Nicole OJ's girl. Nicole, Nicole the OJ. Women who've gotten missing is a great rabbit hole. Put Bjork, B-J-O-R-K. I know. I know. I'm gone. I'm gone from that.

Back to women of power. Fist. Marie Curie. Marie Curie. Uh, what's your name? Martha Stewart. That's good.

All right. Women who are criminals. Women who cook. Rachel Ray. Okay. Women who are cooking, cooking criminals. Oh,

Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, all the view. We got Joey. Women who like good cooks. Joy Behar. Uh,

Whoopi Gold. Uh, other black girls. Okay. Blanche Noles. Yeah. Who was that? Beyonce Noles.

Rice. The big two. What's the second one you said? Condoleezza Rice. Kelly Rowland. That's good. Nikki Minaj. Nikki Minaj.

What's the other one that's like that? The other one is Cardi B. Cardi B. What's the other one is Megynastallian? What's the other one like that? The other one is Lizzo. What's the other one like that? The other one like that is think about like who are like the female rappers when we were?

Super bass. That's Nicky Minaj. Super chick. What's the other one? Is Nikki Minaj, Trinidad on? I don't know. Yes. Okay, let's go, let's go, Jody Messina.

Let's go, let's go that route. Let's go Jody Mascina. She's black? No, this is women. Oh, wait, this is women. Yeah, Jody Mascar. I've really got. All right.

Amy Grant. That's good. Tricia Yearwood. Yeah, of course. Shania Twain. What's that girl that you said you were really into at camp that, like singer? Carrie Underwood. Carrie Underwood.

Kelly Clarkson. Let's go that route. Let's go that rabbit hole. Let's go there. Isn't that girl's name, Anastasia that won one time? Anastasia was also a famous historical figure. Either way, put it down. A girl I was into it camp back in the day?

I know who he was talking about. You listened to, like, her music a lot. And we talked about in the podcast recently. We'll come back to it. I can't think of it right now. Okay, come back to it. Friday, Rebecca Black. Rebecca Black.

Probably. I'm trying to think about the other country music artist. Do we miss any? Oh, surely. Sheenichs. I don't know their name, though. Lady Annbellam. I don't know her name.

The girl on Petitonautics. I don't know her name. What about Melissa Etheridge? Good. Of course. Oh, let's go. Kansas City. Janelle Monet. That's good. Other girls from kids. Heidi. Kloom. Yeah.

Just say a first name. We'll get Jennifer Anderson, Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow. Kobe Smolders. Who is that? She's from How I Met Your Mother. Julie Bowen. I missed one of the ones. Yeah. Who is Phoebe? What's her name again? Lisa Kudrow. Lisa Kudrow. Yeah.

What? Not Phoebe. Lisa Kudrow. I'll give you a first name. You give me the last name. Wait, wait, wait, let me go down that Marabahole real quick. What's the Pam Beasley's name? Oh, Rashida Jones. Rashida Jones. Angela Kinsey.

Yeah. And what's the girl's name? Yeah, what is her name? That's terrible. Wait, I should know that. I feel like I would know that. Yeah. Amy Poehler, is her name.

Amy Poehler, there it is. Yeah. What's Kelly Kippur's name? Jeez. Mindy Kaling. Mindy Kaly. Other Heidi Gardner. That's what I was trying to think of.

S&L people. Let's go. What's your name? Kristen Wig. Christian Wig. Carol Burnett Carol Burnett Oh, what's her name?

I love Lucy. Lucille Ball. Lucille Ball is good. I know that's nice. We're 72 in. We got 9.5 minutes left. And we haven't even gone down this. Sidney Sweeney rabbit. We haven't even done Lisa Leslie yet. Lisa Leslie. Cheryl swoops. Sidney Swoey, Lisa Leslie, Sarah Swoops.

Caitlin Clark. She's from Iowa. Do you know that? Sophie Cunningham. Sophie Cunningham. Oh, no. I was slow down for time. What's her name? Angel Reese. Angel Reese and Sophie Cunningham

Sophie Cunningham Um Paige Page Beckers Paige Beckers I don't know who that is What's your name The Jenny Finch

Ginny Finch She held some things Let's go gymnasts Show me Sean Johnson What about Livy Dunn What about Gabby

Petito Already said her I don't know What about Swimmers Gabby Douglas Gabby Douglas What about

Oh swimmers Yeah Katie Katie What's the amazing Gymnist Sean Johnson No Oh, Simone Biles.

Simone Biles. Oh, yeah. Simone. What's her name, Katie Ladecki? That's it. Katie Ladeki. She's really good. Good job.

Yep. What about the dude who's now a girl that's a swimmer? Caitlin Jenner. Caitlin. Oh, all those Kardashians. Give me Kim, Kardashian. Yeah. Give me Chloe.

Give me Caitlin. Give me. Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Kendall and Kylie. Wait, no. Caitlin Jenner? No, that's weird. Oh, yeah.

Kendall and Kylie. Wait, who was the other Kardashianian, you said? Kim, Chloe. That looks great. Give me Chris Jenner, I guess. Sure. Oh, and then the swimmer was Leah Thomas. Yeah.

I don't know if that one counts anymore. Anymore. What about Ivanka Trump? Thinking of political stuff. Melania. Melania Trump. That's what I meant to say the first time. What's the granddaughter's name, the golfer?

Kai, Kai Trump. Oh, Michelle We. Michelle We, of course. Michelle We. Of course, we have. other famous golfers like Serena Williams Venus Williams Venus Williams Maria Sharapova

What was that girl's name That played basketball from Connecticut That was really Diana Tarasi Dana Tarasi of course Of course 100th to name Let's make it an important one Anna Corkovna

And a quartercoba Seven and a half minutes boy Seven and a half minutes Give or take and every single one of those is misspelled Every single one Oh girly font though Yeah

We can do that We should do that more often. Just name 100. Massive list. And see how fast we can go. Because it's funny. Timon's going on fire right there. I was impressive.

Yeah, good typing. We got hot there for a little bit. What's her name? Jenna Fisher. There we go. Yeah. That was one. Too late.

Too late. Not adding it. The top 100. Oh. That was funny. Yeah, it's fun to do. You just don't know what you're going to end up going down. We should.

Honestly, it'd be fun. I mean, if we ever want to do this privately and then say, right, here are two names on my list and one that wasn't. And then you read Kai Trump, Carol Burnett, and, you know. Murray Curry. Yeah. Like who made the list. Who did it? Yeah. Who was not on this? Oh yeah, I guess you choose one that wasn't on this. It was random. Yeah. And, uh, duelipa. It's like, oh. What's that? Roderigo. There's a lot of women out there. Oh, lots of singers. A lot of girls. Yeah, we didn't even really do singers. We did a couple from 90s country. And that's

Those are the main ones to cover, though. We got Chennai Twain. People are yelling at us like when we're not thinking of the right country. People are not thinking of June cash. It's like, okay, sorry. Anyway, that's pretty fun. Good times. They didn't take too long.

Yeah. 15 minutes on the clock. So Rhett and Link kind of struggle with that, huh? I saw that the video was like 21 minutes long. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Maybe they didn't have a good type or like we, did. Could have been a type issue.

Anna Kornikova. Pretty sure my aunt and uncle, John and Angie, I think they ran into Anna Kornikova at the airport like 20 years ago. I'm sure that was John's highlight of his life. Yeah, I think he was pretty excited. Oh, man. That's good.

So try, try. The American farms. American. Try, try the American guy. Guy. No antibiotics or the crap from the China. And good old boys from Kansas and Iowa singing, This is only good meat now.

Try. This is only good meat. So try. You want to go? Me neither. That's not something you did. You want to do that one? You want to do?

Oh, no, I got it. I got it. This guy's Hawaiian, so that's American, too. Okay. Oh, no. So over the Pacific bovines grow. And the meat that you eat of. Doesn't really

Sour in China Poultries fly And the dreams that you dream of Really you're gonna die Someday I wish there could be Some good meat in America And we could But that doesn't really exist

oh wait's like yes it does it's good ranchers it's the best meat oh, dancers over the rainbow blue birds fly delivered right to your door now why oh why are you not try because that other meat makes you go you get it you get it

great work welcome to the table keep them both in their iterations Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People can kind of choose their favorite. Yeah, let me know. American meat, deliver, GRKC. Sing along. And by saying, I mean, eat.

Yep. Eat along. Well, what are you doing now? Now we'll do men, Hitler, Mussolini. Dictator rabbit hole. What would be a hard to get a hundred of? Colors. Let's go.

It could be. There's no way. You don't think? There's no way we get a hundred. In 15 minutes? Believe in us, Jake. All right, let's try. We have. Find a colory font.

Jake, I think that you and I and time, we have the ability to stretch ourselves pretty thin. Okay. Like, I think, I think we're very pliable. 100 colors is hard. All right. I'm not trying to act like it's not, but like. Let's go back to strategically. Let's do all the mains.

And then let's go by hue almost, you know. Hey, okay. Okay. Okay. Colors, good. Yeah, impact. Got them? That's cheating. Colors is going to be hard. I'm not trying to act like it's not.

But I believe in us. There's so many things these days that people use the word as a color. Come on, Jake. Come on. I'm nervous. All right. Ready? Yeah.

Numbered lists, please? Let's just go red, orange. Well, get a numbered. Numbered list, please. Red, orange, purple. Come on. Hold on. Okay.

Blue, yellow. crap I'm done pink white brown black gray silver and that pretty much tops out like

green typical oh yeah green I don't like the blue the blue text is making me just think of blue forest we're just go okay green time

okay green time sage green time sage green turquoise sage green is good sage teal army army army

We are. Totally. They know a lot about colors. Surrullian. Surrillion. Now we're in blue territory. It's fine. It's fine.

It's fine. Okay. Indigo. Violet? Good. Okay. Now we're back on. We went from green to purple pretty quick.

That's fine. Green to blue to purple. Do we get gold? Gold's good. Oh, periwinkle. Okay. Good. Yeah.

Way to go about this strategically. Yep. I'm just trying to make sure we. If it comes to mine, it comes to mine. Let's go red. Let's go maroon. Let's go charitruse. Let's go cardinal.

Show me mob. I don't know how you spell that. Great job. Let's go hot pink. Let's go. Sky blue. Great. Robin's egg blue.

We love that one. Carolina blue. Columbia blue. Show me. Can we go like cream? How many off whites can we do? Cream, top, beige. That's good.

Oat. Hold on, hold on. There we go. Okay. Let's see some of those weird colors. While we're in cream, magenta. look around boys uh crimson crimson's good um burgundy pure white no this is a thing this is how sermon william says a lot cottage white eggshell white egg shell white um there are some people in my family

who would consider this a color gay blue i don't know if we're allowed to do that cobalt it's on there yeah it's on there brush past it uh midnight navy black midnight midnight midnight black Do we have black in general? Yes. We have black in general. Great, great, great. We did Lisa Leslie. Let's go just any kind of brown.

We got walnut. We got cherry. It's good. Cherry's good. Chestnut. Brick red? I think brick red is. Brick red. Oh, for sure it is. Do we have orange?

We have orange. We want to scroll up real quick. Watermelon. We got orange. Orange is second. Burnt orange. Burnt orange is good. Carol Brinette.

Can we go bright? What's the one? Can we go bright orange? Neon yellow. Yeah. High lion yellow and neon green. are things for sure. For sure they are. They are, dude. Bright orange question mark. No, don't do bright. We don't want to win this on a technicality. I think orchids got to be something. Orchids,

nice. What's, there's lilac is like, let's go. Lelac, lavender. Oh my gosh. Lerick Siena was in my painting kit growing up. I'm putting that in there. Okay, lavender. Let's go. Rose. Rose is definitely a color. Rose gold. Rose gold. Yeah. What other? Titanium. Color question about it? For sure. Thinking of like what Apple names things. Yeah, good. Space gray.

Space gray. Space gray. Come on boys. We're doing it. You kidding me? We're doing faster on this than women. Look around, look around. Look around.

Look around. Look around. Clear. Clear's a color. A lack of color. Yeah. Let's go. Chrome.

Chrome is good. I don't want to hear anybody saying anything about that. All right. about kind of a I'm going to give you something and you tell me what color it is so kind of like a bulletin board what color is that?

That's like brown good do we have tan in there? Tan. We have tan dog too. I think. I don't know if we do. Command have tan.

Yeah. Tope. Oh, you're right. Tan, good. Tant tan. Tant. Tight tight. Cozy Earth. What kind of colors they have? They have, we have sage green.

We have. Perry Winkle they got I have a four You did Forest Green We did Army Green Um Here's some blues Come on some blues

Do you have an apricot in there Phoenix apricots in there Good job Peach, do we have peach Nice I don't Apple red Oh you think there's just like

A lot of different Like oh like beat red Beat red Beet's a thing Be red for sure What's Granny Smith Is that a thing Like I just named apples

Can we think of crayons Like colors It's on Cranes Like colors are on Cranes They're surely like brown bear brown. Maybe. Yeah. Grizzly brown.

Black bear black. Beet red, serene. Vermillion. Vermillion, you're welcome. Good poll. Figured that would help spark some stuff for people. Million dollar green. Money.

All right. What about once we get to, we're at 68 right now. Once we get to 70, we get to grouped aside on one person to call. I'm going to go ahead and cast a vote for a female. Okay. get one person to call to try and get us the last 30. Okay. Come on now.

Is this going to be a lot of, do we have that? Yeah, that's good. All right. Let's think of some purples. Royal purple. Royal blue. Royal blue's good. World purple's a thing.

Okay. That's like like kings back in the day. We wore purple. Should we call somebody? All right. Who do you guys want to call? Aqua. Hold on just out of aqua.

Aqua's good. who needs the women? Ruby? Ruby. Ruby red for sure. For sure. Ruby red. Oh, Emerald.

Thank you. Sapphire. Is that a color? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should be. Aquamarine. Should be. Emerald!

We just did that. Frick! Emerald covered pretty recently. Okay, emerald, sapphire, aquamarine. What else? Diamond. That's not a color. Should be.

Should be. Diamond red. What else is in the ruby realm? Ooh, there were pearls? Pearls and rubies? Pearl is definitely a coral. Iris? Is Iris a clam?

I don't know. Oh, hazel. Hazel. Oh, that was big. What kind of eyes you got? You got hazel. You got... Oh, I got pearl blue.

What kind of... What color is that coffee? Oh, coca. Isn't coffee? Oh, yeah. Coffee is a color. Moka's a color? Is mocha?

Yeah. For sure it is. Yeah. You can smell it. What about mixed? Yeah. Mix color? Mix skin.

Color of skin. We'll come back and take that one out later if we get there. If the girl we call says it, then we know it's good. Coffee, mocha. That's good, though. Like,

think about like, oh, yeah, mixtures. Strawberry. Cappuccino. Sure, that's like a color. Buddy, buddies. Yeah.

Rocky Road. That's what I'm saying. Anything can be a color. Mint green. Is mint green in there? Mint green, boy. Mint, boy. How did I not put mint?

What are some other pastels? I guess we have lavender. We have mint. Are there any, like, what's light blue? What's light yellow? Yeah. Do they have names?

Orange. Oh. Creamsicle. Creamsicle. Orange is a thick. right? We're in the 80s. It's everything's a thing. Yeah, you're right. Um, what about just like faded gray? I'm just kidding. Ginger. Does that count? For sure it does. Yeah. For sure. What colors your hair? Wait, ginger. Strawberry blonde? Strawberry blonde? Strawberry blonde, boy! Come on! We could do this! We can do this. Wait,

we're not a blonde, do we? Yeah, but straight blonde with two D's. Describing other parts of the body has been pretty helpful. Eyes and hair and skin has got us like an extra tin. Skin color from back in my child. Yeah. We already did peach crayon. What about Ombray? Is that a color?

That's kind of like a thing, right? It's like when you have two different colors of hair. Like this without the age. I think it's like gradient. Okay, never mind. Take it off. Ah. Ah.

Shoot. We can't put it on. Let's see. I'm looking around. That's a really bright red right there. That's like a... Whoa, that's a, that's a total... Candy apple red?

We have candy, apple red? Line of totality. That can't be a color, but it's fine. I promise it's a color of like. Great. Caramel apple brown. Cornflower blue. Cornflower blue.

Cornflower is good. I had a fish name that. Oh, in the fact, tip-y-toes. Seat belt. Seatbelt with that color. Let's see. Metallic. Actually, though, what color are your shoes?

Oh. Burnt orange, maybe. Kind of. Sage-Burn. That's like burnt sienna back in my cup. Do we have sienna? Painting days. We don't have cyan.

We have burnt sienna. So I'm putting in sienna on there. Purple Mountain Majesty. It was good enough for the song. Okay. It's just purple, right? Isn't that just purple of the song? Yeah, that's right.

The mountain. I am on your side, though. Yeah. That sounds like a crayon color, though. How else would you describe nature or landscapes? Wow, the beautiful flowers. They were so. What about like, daisy?

You think that's a color? Daisy, Daisy chain. Or like, uh, Daisy. Or what's your tulip? Tulip, thyme green, tulip, tulip, tulip thy orange. Pink. Today'sy pink. All right, go back up to the top.

Might be girl time. Let's just look. No, no, no, dude. I'm tired of girls. It's a boys podcast, bro. Go to the top. Let's just look at the classics and let's like think about. Oh, up here?

Like, let's go pink. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Just the colors. Sorry. Pink, hot pink. There are any other pinks out there. Wait, wait, wait.

Go to the top. How often do I have to tell you to go to the top? Black, black, white, brown. And what do you want me to scroll to? Just here. Just we're going to look at the basics. Good job with COVID. Ivory.

Ivory. Ivory Ebony. That's good. That's a tufer. Ebony ivory. Yin Yang. No. Neapolitan?

No, don't put it. No, don't put it. No, don't put it. Ebony, ivory. Okay. What else do you see in the room? Yellow. I don't think we've got many yellows, dude.

Or like stain. Okay. You think of stain colors? Yeah, yeah. Mahogany. Mahogany. That feels. good.

Sunset orange. What color is this? Midnight gray? That might be midnight navy. We have midnight black. We don't have midnight gray yet. We've milked midnight for all we can.

Let's think. To the very top. Tippy top. Oh, here. Okay. All right. Any other kinds of blues?

Coca-Cola red. Purple is like. Polar bear white. Plum. Plum is good. Come on now, Jake. We're gonna do this, boy. Four minutes up, boys.

Wine red, right? Yeah, red and wine. Just wine, probably. Wine. Or just like Chardonnay, you think that's like a different one? I don't know. Don't make me type that. I don't know I spell that.

Chardonnay, do it. Green, green. Merlo? You think that's one? I don't know what that word is. Hello? It's red. Furlough.

Merlo. Is that wine as well? Furlough is not. Filibuster, not. What about like green? Like the, like the Miami Vice kind of green. What do you call that? Teal.

Green. Yeah. Watermelon. Do we get watermelon? I don't think we got watermelon. Double check. Watermelon. I did say it at one point.

Okay. Just, just mad ass. Come on. Like we would do it. We have time. Yeah, it's in there. It's in there.

Other, other fruits. You think grape is a, is grape a color? It's a flavor. That's what, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Grape. What are other flavors that might have.

Riptide rush. Banana yellow. Do I do. grape? I meant grape when I said what happened? Actually, I said grape without the G. Oh, interesting. What's the color of that

that tree bark? What is that? That's that. That's kind of a Oh, rust is rust. Rust is good. Come on now. Two more. Two more. And then we'll go back and take out whatever that one was. Mixed. Mixed. Charterne. It's a little bit questionable. Yeah, we got a few questions. Um, let's go. any metallics any like we got chrome titanium

what about these colors behind me these two these kind of like show me oh wait mustard yellow is that mustard yellow good good of course what is this blue sky blue baby blue we already did baby blue we don't have baby blue baby blue I don't think yeah dude is do we have sky even I think I said sky blue I don't think we have baby yet though

so yeah that's 100 should we go back and replace some take out mix take out Chardonnay we got two minutes 80 yeah Chardonnay I don't know if that I feel good about, I don't even know if I feel good about Merlo, to be honest. I don't. I don't.

I just type of wine. Okay, three more. Come on. All right. Oh, this Instagram logo, that's like, uh, pink and yellow. That's kind of like a vibrant. All right. Um, um, um, come on, dig deep.

Dig deep. You can do more things. You gotta want it. We can do this. Tennessee orange. I think Tennessee orange is a thing. I believe it. Come on, Jake.

It is. What color is this? Brown, dude. Pigskin, brown. Red, red, red orange. Oh, oh, oh. What do they call it when it's like, leather?

Shoot. Camel. Camel. Camel's brown. Camel's color. You sound, yeah, I believe you. Caller has a nice camel sweater. It looks amazing. Ooh, that wicker basket.

That wicker chair is a nice. Oh, wheat. Wheat? Is wheat? We got one minute. It's got to be something good for. 100. What's Rachel's best color?

Oh, she loves a lot of the ones we've said. What does she rock? Lilac, have we said lilac? Yeah, we did. Oh, that would be nice if we didn't. Lilac and lavender and mint. Those are hers. 59 seconds, boys.

Gold, chrome, matte. Can we go matte? Can we? Can we? It would have worked at like... Matt Black. Did we do Pearl? Perl lesson?

Yeah, we do. We do. Pearl. That's, come on, come on. Do blue? Yeah, there's really different pinks, right? Like, there's got to be cotton candy pink. Does that work?

Cotton candy? Lavender. I don't know. It's not cotton candy sky. Kelly Green! Kelly Green! Yeah! Yeah!

25 seconds to spare, boy! Oh, yeah. Kelly Green is great. All right. Now I challenge us. Somebody, Ghosties, let us know about a... What do you want to see next time? Are you not entertained?

We could do this. I want to kind of look at the study guide now and see if we did miss any obvious ones. Yeah. We definitely. Chad U.T. Give me 100 colors. What did we miss? Yeah, it's thinking.

Yeah, I would too. I'm just going to go ahead. Oh, lime. Olive. Scarlet. Wow. Scarlet. Salmon.

Salmon, dude. Sangria. Never heard. Terracotta. I've heard of that. Copper. Do we do copper? No, we didn't.

Cachy. Tangerine. Charkal. Slate. Amber. Wow. Blush. O fuchsia.

We should have known. Fuchsia. Daffodil. Seafone. Do we get seafone green? No. Got moss, chartreuse, butter, terracotta.

I didn't know that was allowed. Eggplant. Seafone. Do we get that? I just said it recently. I'm so sorry. I'm not listening. Coustachio, do you say that?

No. No, it said ruby. Vanilla and caramel counts? Shamrock. Espresso? Hey, it had camel on here. Good job. Did we get Navy?

Yes. Wait. We might have just gotten midnight Navy. Navy's like one of my favorite colors. I don't think we got. Just straight up Navy. No, wrong. We definitely did not.

Just Midnight Navy. That's got to be the most popular one that we did. Okay, Chad GPD did four neons. They also did grass green, ice blue, Arctic blue, steel blue, jet black. Powder blue? Did we get powder blue? We didn't do powder blue throwbacks. Onyx would have been nice.

Pine would have been nice. Amethysts. Chocolate. Yeah, if we could have gone with more like... Bubble gum. Precious stones. Wisteria is a new word for me. Huh.

Wisteria Lane. It's from Desperer Housewives. No cotton candy on the ChagipT's list? Didn't see any cotton. Cotton candy's fun, though. Hmm. We did pretty good. Yeah?

That's a great lesson to ghosts out there. If you don't, if you believe you can do it. If you believe you can achieve. Right? Believe achieve. It rhymes too. I don't know if that's entertained other people, but I had fun. Teamwork makes the task accomplished.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's what we say. I've never liked dream work because oftentimes it's not a dream that you're trying to accomplish. Pixar loyalist Well All right I don't know

I got Nothing I want I'm gonna take it all in Take it all in I just 100 presidents Can we do that?

They got outside the box Yeah I was gonna say like President of pickleball The Chiefs of Mark Donovan Yeah. Yeah. President of the HOA.

I was a class president in sixth grade. Class president. Yeah. You could put James Madison a few times on there. Yeah, he's right. Dolly Madison, that's her name. What's Adams? You never said Amy Adams.

Amy Adams. We could do that women thing a million times over. Yeah, several rabbit holes. We didn't really do musicians. Yeah. Or actresses. I know. There's that of 200.

There's so many. And we didn't name, I mean, I don't know what the rules are to this, but we could name our own personal friends. There's another 100. You know what we should do is like, we could do it with movies or whatever. Yeah, it's probably, I guess, have to do movies, but like do an actor,

and then the next person has to be an actor in that movie, like that was in a movie with them. So like Matthew McConaughey. Penelope Cruz was in Sahara with Matthew McConaughey, who was in, you know, interstellar with Timothy Chalemay. Yes. Et cetera.

There's a, I think there's website for that. I used to play that as a game back in the day with my cousins. Huh. During church? Sometimes. Pass the list back and forth. Sometimes why I don't know my Old Testament very well.

Oh, man. This goes your... All right. Two, three, four. I got sheets that it seems to me remind me of childhood. Memories. Everything I touched was as soft as the bright blue sky.

Go to sleep. They take me who waited that special place. Soft and cozy. Everything I dreamed of in my life. That was good. We'd cheat some of my... That's all I got. Jake?

Jake. Me? Yeah, Jake. Oh, oh, oh. I thought I heard of trying somebody else. No, I'm okay. She's got towel. So soft whenever she touches me.

I say that soft. And if I have sandpaper. She's got a day. That's so soft. And it's so, so, whenever I'm out. Jake? Jake? Is this a bridge here or what are we doing next?

It's a spoken word. Jake. Bedsheets, oh, bedsheets. Why have you betrayed me? Wait, what is this? Something more cozy? Yep, it's true. For my wife, me and you. I put on the robe and oh how I lobe, just how good I truly feel. I use the promo code in my robe. It feels so soft like I'm touching an earlobe.

The pillowcase, the bed sheet, the hoodie, the jogger, down to the socks. oh, oh, oh. Really thought we'd kind of go back into the chorus I was trying and then you went too quick. That was an allegory for the gospel. Did you catch it? 5, 6, 7, 8. What?

Oh, she's a child too. One more time, Jay, you have to do it. Gozheard.com, so it goes right. Because yours is not affiliated with Gunther and Roses and has never gone to X-Rose. There's no written proof of Axel Rose ever putting on a cozy hair's question. Oh, good times, boys. I love you guys.

That's great at that. That was fun. Dude, the other day at church, I don't know, it was a couple weeks ago now, but I got to church and I, we were late. And we were pretty late, like pretty significant. One of Catherine's friends, she's a mom of five. And so one time she was running late to CC or something. And this mom of five was just like, you know what? We were running late and I just said to myself, so what?

And so every once in a while, like, when I'm like kind of stressed or, you know, we could feel ourselves being a little bit tension, like I just look at Catherine. I just go, we're going to be late. So what? So what? Anyway, but we were like really late to the point where I parked in like the secondary, secondary like overflow parking lot because we have shuttles like little mini buses that will take us.

I parked there. It's like at elementary school a way is away. probably a three-minute drive. And I learned that the shuttle stops at a certain time. And so luckily, I dropped off all the kids, and I just walked to church. To huff it. Took me another 15 minutes probably. Wow. A mile walk.

Jeez, to get to church. It was kind of nice. It was kind of nice, yeah. It's been nice weather here. All right. I guess the shuttle stops at some point. That's too bad. Yeah. Could be worse, but.

Dude, speaking of church, just two days ago, Rachel and I go, and about, halfway through the sermon, there's three people in front of us, two men, and then I want to say a woman, and the guy kind of puts his arm around the guy next to him in front of us and starts rubbing his neck. Grown men? Yeah, two groans. One rubbing the neck.

It's a gunner? It's like really rubbing the neck. And it's like pretty distracting and just like giving a massage to like a, a guy. another guy during the sermon. Hitting all the pressure poise? And yeah, he's like, really, if he's going up, he's going down, he's just really massaging his over his neck.

And I'm just like, Jesus, it's kind of weird. Anyway, afterwards, it was probably two hours afterwards. I go, oh, Rachel, we forgot to debrief. Yeah. What was that gay massage in church? And she goes,

they were not gay. That was father's son. And I said, I think it was 100% gay. She goes, no, I think it was just, like, kind of a weird son. He was on his phone the whole time. And his left hand was on his phone. He was just like scrolling memes. And I go, I think that is still evidence for gay.

I don't think that's just necessarily a weird son. And so we have this whole debate on like, what was that massage or so? The neck, I don't know. It just like rubbing rubbing neck? I don't know. You don't do that really ever to anyone. The neck is interesting. It like, it takes it to a new level. Because like you can give somebody like a shoulder massage. But even then that's like, that's not in church. It's like, you You're when you're like behind them. Like, What's up,

dude. Yeah. But what's funny is this was like, I had all the makings of a perfect Seinfeld episode because then we go do the heavy metal music shoot. Today I wake up. I've got this really like, well, I think in a perfect road that Seinfeld. Scott and I today are texting waking up, being like, dude, is your neck so sore?

Yes, my neck is so sore. What would have been perfect is yesterday at the end of the heavy metal shoot, we're in a church and our necks are sore. And so we're massaging each other's necks. And those guys walk in and like, oh, what these gay guys do? That's a good old circle. It was pretty perfect. Like, oh, my neck could use a massage so badly.

Two days after we saw that happen at church. So verdicts to loud. Either way, weird and distracting. Huh. That's pretty good. Really. Interesting. Rubbing neck, left hand phone.

Oh, I wonder. That's why I'm moving. I wonder if I'm going to be too affectionate to my adult son. I'm pretty, I'm a, I'm a hugger, man. That's interesting because, like, I don't think that. This was son on dad, though, if anything. Son on dad is... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, younger on older. Very interesting. Did you understand that the whole time? Sorry, sorry. I understood once it was something about like Rachel said that the son, other hand was on the phone, then I realized it was like... Oh, I thought son was just scrolling him...

Yeah, adult son. 29-year-old son. No. Scrolling the left... Give it... Yeah, I could have given more... Too far. Yeah.

You're telling me it'd be like me and my dad? You rubbing your dad's neck. giving a pretty good massage for 10 to 12 minutes during church. Whoops. That's just weird. Whatever it is weird. That's just weird. Yeah.

I don't care. Rachel. Rachel's getting home now from her walk. We could have used you. Well, we were trying to name 100 colors, and I'm also talking about the massage we saw at church. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Different theories. Yeah, I told them our theories. I mean, there's, I agree with the non-couple thing, but it's, but you need to understand that it's weird, right? It was. It's weird. It's why I couldn't look away. So wild.

Huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, cut it off. Whatever else you have to say, say it to me in private. Save it, yeah. Anyway, um, we end up naming 100 colors, though. Are you impressed?

Yeah. Mac and Cheese cheese orange would be great. Good job. I bet you didn't use mac and cheese orange. You should try it. I want to see if you would be interested. I want to see if you can do it. Maybe tonight at dinner we could do that. That would be a fun activity. Because I think it's, you got to really stretch yourself. And you got to want it. That's what we learned. I don't know if we could have done it with just two people. I think we needed all three. Yeah, we did. We needed time and throwing. I had like eight or nine in there.

You had some good ones. Yeah. We'd still be stuck at 91 right now without you. Is Merloa color? You know, it's a wine. Yeah. Wine's a color, right? I think. Okay. We took off Merlot and Chardonnay eventually.

We took off mixed as well. Yeah. We took off mixed. We didn't feel good about it. And we took it off. I know. We felt good about the joke, too. Because we were going on the line.

We did mocha. We did caramel. Yeah. Do we do caramel? No, I think we forgot caramel. We did hazel. Oh. We kind of went down a path describing the body for a little bit.

Burnett. strawberry blonde. Hazel. Mixed? Mixed. All right. Anyway, good so.

Anything you want to say to people? Last time in the studio. She's out of here. Sure. That's a trick. Trick. Frank.

Frank. We're not moving. Oh. What if? All right. Win of the week? Win of the week. Who's got them?

Yeah, I had one. I can't forget. I can't remember it now. And I can't. I can't forget it now. Um. I got one. My win was just my very rustful week in Georgia.

Rustful. It was just like, it was pretty neat. It was like I met. It's like a program thing where the days were spent like a lot of teaching just about the week was called abide. It was like how to abide in Christ. Whatever, all that stuff. It was really good.

Made a lot of new friends. Really good time. Big win. It was great. Good, man. Who are you down there with? It was just like a church thing. Like most of the people that were doing the program,

I did not know in advance. Just like from different locations of my church. But left with them all my friends, which was fun. Love that. And then I already know a lot of people in the Georgia church. So stayed an extra day. Hung out with them. Super fun.

And now you're... Where were you? Peachtree City. Oh, yeah. That's one of my favorite names for a city ever. Isn't it great? Oh. Yeah.

That sounds like utopia. Yeah. It kind of is. It kind of is. It's such a nice... It's where one of my friends is. from them. They always do a pickupball term right at the peach tree lifetime or something. Okay. Sounds nice. Yeah. Yeah. So now you're back in Kansas City for what? Five days,

week? Yeah. I thought we were leaving for like Illinois, then Jamaica on the 30th. Turns out to 29th. So even less time back then. I know. That's feel so two three more days here. Yeah. Imagine get it bumped up an entire week. Surprise. So is this our last episode with you for months? Oh, yeah, I think so. Or like, are you available before you go to Ohio? Do you want to keep doing it afterwards? Are you kind of done after this?

I don't know if I'm available. Tell us right now. Be honest. I need known or not. Not that I don't know. People will like that. I think yes for a while. Like, because I don't think like Jamaica is straight to Ohio.

I don't think I'll be available. Okay. Unless I would phone in from the car. But I think that's pretty untrustworthy with the connection and stuff. Okay. So this is, this is it until. August, or late July.

Yeah. Or late July. Depends on when you move down in Phoenix. Who we're going to brainstorm colors with now? Who are we going to brainstorm colors with now? We're going to build up for now.

All right. My win of the week. It's really excited about this cat, man. Can't get anything but cat off the brain. I got this knowing neighbor who's finally leaving. That would be nice. Oh, yeah. Have you met the young couple

who's moved in? Like I always seem on walks. They look nice and normal. He's got long hair. Oh. Yeah. Oh, take back. No, he seems cool.

I need to meet him. I don't know why I'm not more friendly to random strangers like that. I'm friendly to strangers out. But when it's like somebody I might see every day, I'm less. And they have long hair? I know, dude. He looks like Corey Asbury kind of. They hate to make this good impression on someone.

And then later they find out, oh, you just got a cat. I know. Maybe you have to leave with that. Hey, I have a cat when it is Brad. Cat, cat on its way. Cat. They have two dogs over there. Guys, an alpha.

One of the week, one of the week, one of the week. Man, I don't know. Just family's good. I mean, we're always, it's always fun. Church is good. Jake is leaving. Thank goodness. I don't know.

That's it. I don't honestly I don't I don't have a good one I can't believe it let me see here about Afghanistan that's a good one I guess oh here's a fun way in the week I got it uh shout out d'an ghosty d'n first ghosty to stay at the Airbnb oh yeah and I think she was she was very kind like she liked it uh her and her family apparently she kept they kept giving her hard time because she kept referring to me as her friend brad oh and they were like you don't know him And I try, I'm sorry, Dian. I was planning on trying to meet her and time got away.

So next time, come on back. Just keep luring her in. Sorry, D. Yeah. But you wait, we'll stay there. We'd love to have you. Come on in. I think my one of the week is also not something super specific.

Just like, nothing went wrong in the process of selling this house. You know, the appraisal came in. You know, it was like everything went about as smooth as it could have. You know, a couple things I had to do with the sewage line and whatnot. But for the most part, Yeah. We're all good. We know this house.

We know that it could have gone back. Things could have gone wrong. It's a hundred-year-old house. That's awesome. Praise God. That's cool. Yeah, it's just nice that, yeah. Nice and smooth.

Yeah. Going to be living out of a suitcase for a while, but we can't wait. It's going to be fun. Tomorrow, everything gets packed up. It's kind of crazy. That is crazy. I really don't know what to expect out of that. Like how involved do we need to be?

Are we barking out orders? Or do they want this out? Maybe they want us out of the house. Maybe we're in the way. maybe, but I would also lift your stuff. You don't want them to just throw it around. I got three words, boys. Box it up.

That's it. Those are your commands. Box it up, load it up. Now, I probably will want to direct them a little bit of like, this is stuff we will want out of the storage unit in our new rental home first. Like, we don't need a couch right now. We don't need our beds.

We don't need a TV. But keep our clothes towards the front. That's it. Yeah. I actually don't even know what we need. Just close, I guess. Maybe some cooking utensils, stuff like that. I think they'll have it all.

It's this place for staying. Really? Yeah. Anyway, good stuff. Oh yeah, comment of the week, real quick. Comment of the week real quick. Milo and Stitch said, Is the discount code going to have to change to GRAZ

once Jake moves to Arizona? No. But that is kind of a fun idea. GR, Timmer, where are you at, BC for Biciris, maybe? It's good.

Yeah, GRBC. GROH for Ohio. GROH. It's based on where time it is actually. Yeah. It always has been. You just didn't realize it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a timing-based thing. Laura Vanderwood said, please go on ninjas or butterflies. I would love to see you all discuss aliens. We've talked about it, and they're like down for us to come on anytime. So maybe once we get this whole

streaming thing better, maybe they'd be willing to let us do that. I mean, they're always like, come to Florida and we'll hang out. That's true. But they don't live- John Chris, too. He's also down to house. We should just do that.

Just make a dedicated trip to Nashville. Yeah. So we're, yeah, maybe someday. And I don't know if aliens, like if I'm going to get on ninjas and our butterflies, I don't know if aliens should be like what I talk about.

I have so little to contribute. Fair. But also. I can make stuff up. Yeah, just get, yeah, get us in the room and we'll figure it out.

You can do your, you guys are named 100 colors? You could do your, you're cool, like, theory about the keyboards. I could do my keyboard I could do the query keyboard

Oh what's this? Oh, big G What's this about? Oh, geez Oh yeah, what happened? You guys playing something? Ghosties write something No

Nope Shut up, Jake Get over here This is just a cover of Noah Kahn song This beautiful That's him right? Yeah

Nailed it Noah Boone The Boonster All right, ready point the microphone towards the guitar a little bit more, just a little bit more, if it's possible. Is this song going to make it seem like I'm dying? No, dude. That's so lame.

Why would anybody do that for a podcast? Like, ah! I love these plants. Hey, last so-d-ever, dude. Try to, try to like it. Does it tilt down it all more? The microphone? Oh, yeah.

Of course, Simon. Oh, thanks. All right. Maddie Deterly did write you a jingle. That's nice. Me specifically? No. It's about the studio, right?

Yeah. You're going to sing it though, time, man. Yeah. All right, because I don't really know how to play. I'll do my best to remember how this one. Maddie, of course, picks all the artistic songs. Is this a newsies one? No.

Ready? A little, little, you like that? Three, four. Ghosties stop crying. It'll be all right. Jake's move. was planned Please don't fry

Yeah, I like this We did not prank you Or April fool you We'll still be here Don't you cry Ready? Yeah, yeah For pickleball This move seems along

But Friday it grew And Jake likes the warmth This is great This pod between us Can be broken G are still here Don't you cry Jake you'll be in our heart

Although we're far apart This pod goes on Now and forevermore You'll be in our heart We're still GRKC There you go, that answers that We're not too far apart. Ghosties.

Jacob, please understand the way we feel. We'll miss your house. 83 steps away. It'll be different. You'll miss Dennis. We'll keep you updated on all. And you'll be. be in our heart

although we're far apart this pot goes on now and forevermore we're still two best friends not both Midwest though we'll laugh with each other just over the phone

you'll have the best time pickleball comes but when pickleball calls you you must move on but our fun is not done Jake bright in time for host scroll down and then there's like the well still pod together because you'll be in leave me in

star from this day I'm so much it up it's okay of course again oh you'll be just two million steps Always always and all Just one short plane right over Just one short plane right over Just one short plane right over We'll be here

There's a mouse in the house Stay in the night There's a mouse in the house Something ain't right There's a mouse There's a mouse in the house Come on church We're going to take this so long.

I thought you were going to start singing a Tive song, running home. Maddie dearly wrote all that. Oh, good job, boys. Maddie, that was awesome. I had the thought, I was like, that's how I should have just announced it. That song kind of, you know, perfect. I should have just led with that. Like, hey, yeah, I'll be far apart.

But, I mean, yeah, don't cry. Don't cry. Yeah, yeah. That was a great, well-written. As always, Maddie, great job. Yeah. Yeah. A good song.

Good soundtrack. Great. How do you fingers? I'm out of the game, dude. No callus. You're beta, dude. You got cats now. Dude, seriously.

I'm D. Claude. They're fine. They're not that bad, but not as good as they could be. Oh, man. Hey, it's not about me, though. Jake, we're going to miss you, man. Yeah.

Here in KC. Come back soon. Hey, don't be a stranger, man. You always got a place to stay with us on the couch because we don't have a bed anymore. Hey, Gand, stand together. A couple, couple, couple Gandoffs over here, dog.

All right, we love you guys. Jake, any last words from Shawnee, Kansas? I haven't prepared anything. But, boy, we had fun. And we're going to keep having fun. Oh, yeah. I think it's going to be a new chapter. Life is just, yeah, it's just a multitude of chapters.

Yep. On to the next. Love you guys. You want to? No. Ever crackhead and Casey in it. Love you guys. See you on Monday.