Ghostrunners - 569 - Kissing Grooms in Session 2

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

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Tim and good morning. Good morning, Brad. Ghosties, good morning. Hello, how are you doing? Good morning. Hey, it is session two here in Gulf Shores. As we know by now, the news of the century has dropped that, yeah, Jake is home right now with Rachel. And so no huge updates right now.

He just said everything is good and boring. So that's a good thing to hear. But in the meantime, timing is a decent number two option. but I had, before the trip even started for session two, one of my favorite texts that I saw in the group chat was Ellie Jennings, new this year to the getaway, coming from North Carolina, from South Carolina originally, though. We had a little bit of issue with that.

But she gluten-free, dairy-free, so she baked and brought her own massive banana bread loaf, and she's taking it through TSA, and let's be honest. kind of a little bit sketchy sometimes having a whole loaf of banana bread coming through there and so she just said the TSA agent said something like what in the world who the hell's going to eat all that

and since we're answer we're all going to eat all that because session two is here we're here for the ghost to get away it's going to be awesome so we're going to have a good episode uh uh oh oh oh I do I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts in white

me too Midwest best friends eating faster on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet because it's a ghost from his podcast. Tymond, how we doing? How we feeling? Doing great. I'm having a really good time. Timon's been a great addition to the trip.

As has Zach. Have you enjoyed having Zach here? Have you ever felt like, sorry about Zach guys. No. I've enjoyed having Zach here. I'm offended on his behalf that you asked me that question. Good, good friend. I have also really enjoyed having Zach here.

I honestly, I've seen time in this situation. I've never seen Zach in a situation with this many people. Let's just interact. I've interacted solo with him. I've kicked down doors with him. But I learned yesterday as they were driving to pickleball to play, they're like in the parking lot basically. And Zach's like, so, do you think we can stop at Walmart before pickleball or after?

Like, what? apparently Zach didn't bring any shoes except for crocs on the whole trip and so they all had to stop at Target I believe they ended up doing a little more liberal of you but no problem and but uh but uh not only did Zach buy some really cool 30 dollar sketchers I believe yeah show those off baby oh yeah wow some good height but also along with that

I believe that all the staff, you know, is now rocking the N1 basketball shorts. That's right. So I don't know if those are coming back, but Jensen, who's one of the cooler guys I know, did compliment you on it and say, you're looking pretty cool. He's like, you could pull off Baggy on Baggy. I was like, thanks. Okay. Baggy on Baggy.

Who knew? So it's been a great time here. Session 2 is so interesting because it's so quick. Like it's two full, full days and then, you know, a little bit on both sides of that as well. but we got right into it with a game night. I'm ready to admit defeat on something. This is, I think, the third time I've tried the Down by the Bay game. I don't know if it's a good idea to do the Down by the Bay game.

I think it sounds so fun, and I don't know if it's as good as I want it to be. But Jensen did great leading the game night. I think he was determined to do a great job on it. And I think there were times where it was like, oh, snap, I think we forgot to think about this thing. And, you know, but we had a lot of fun. It's a tough thing to do at the very first night.

But, you know, overall, good time. Yeah. Just, I have some other highlights from the time so far. First of all, I mean, so Caleb Sullivan's back. We all know Caleb. Corey Dials, number two on Ghosties on Second is what they call him. He's going to love that one. So, first of all, a few different things.

First night, Kayla Dell, we go around to everybody and we say, you know, introduce yourself and just anything you want to tell us. One thing. It can be a fact. It can be whatever. You know, it can be whatever. As simple as like, I don't know, you get it. And Kayla's fact was that if she laughs too hard, she will throw up.

And so I was like, okay, I got to see that. And so I did. I was like, okay, we know we do this like incentivizing money, you know, prize competition throughout the entire week. And I was like, if anybody makes that happen, I will give them $500. Caleb didn't try specifically for that last night, but last night was like, hey, Brad, I have this really, really funny stand-up thing. And let's just say Kayla did not throw up.

But the confidence that Caleb had. I've been doing a comedy podcast for however many years now and I've never thought this is going to crush. He was like, he's like if every single person, like we were playing a game with, I don't know, 10, 12 people, if every single person at this table laughs right now. And we were slap happy. It's 1.30 in the morning.

Like, can I get $400? I was like, sure, man. Knowing full well, it's not going to happen, dude. And we record it. Maybe, Kelly, did you record it? Maybe we could put this in there because I think, After, well, you're right, never mind, never mind. I didn't think about what the joke was.

Never mind. Maybe just record the reaction afterwards because I think Mitchell Bowser is literally on audio being like, wow, that really bombed. Be crazy. Oh, my. Like you said, we were all like slap happy having a great time. And I think after that joke, I was like,

I think I probably could just go to bed. Yeah, I think we're good. You could probably wrap it up. Like, it was one of those moments where, like, everyone just giggly, like, he stands up, and we're all just like, this, okay. Yeah, we were, like, ready to laugh. And then Caleb thinking he has, like, this, you know, shocker of a joke. And we were like, dude, we all saw it coming a mile away.

No way, you did. So anyway, but Caleb is just, Caleb provides a lot of fun content. He also announced the first night that he was determined. He's like, all year I've been training to beat Brad in a one-on-one pickleball game. And I'm like, okay, dude. Fun life. But I never played one-on-one pickleball. And so I was like, I don't know if I want to do that.

I don't want to get embarrassed. I beat him seven to one. So it was a pretty close game. And I think you had some, you know, identity crises there. But the redemptive story. from Caleb, the one that is just, most people, you know, would never do this. Caleb would do it almost like without even being bribed for it. But two doors down, I think yesterday we had, was it a wedding?

Yes. Okay. It was either a wedding or something was, yeah, there was beautiful setup, which was also kind of crazy because these guys were setting it up and there was this massive cloud coming through and I was like, this isn't going to go well. But I don't think it rained on them. But they had a wedding and I told Caleb's like, $1,000, you know, play dollars, if I go over there and get a selfie with the bride and groom.

And I was like, no, that is so easy. And so, did you hear what I told them to do? I just saw the result. Okay, so yeah. So normally on a wedding day, you know, do you, Catherine, take you, Brad? Yes, I do. Yes, do you, Brad, take you. Yes, I do.

Okay, you may kiss the bride. And that's the main kiss of the day. But when you get married on Gulf Shores, Every once in a while, session two comes into town, and Caleb's like, hey, man, great job on getting married. I can get $1,000 if I give you a kiss. Is that okay? Is that right? I mean.

Kind of. I went out like really quickly explained it in five seconds, and I was like, I said to get a selfie with you guys. And they were like, oh, yeah, awesome. Let's do it. And I said, while I'm kissing his cheek, the pride, love to choose laughing. She was like, we've got to do it. And he just kind of like went along with it. So we just got a little spooch.

A little smooch on there, yeah. So $1,000 for kissing a groom on his wedding day. That's one of those like, you know, two truths and a lie you can say for the rest of your life. Like I've kissed a dude on his wedding day. And then I didn't witness this one, but I heard it from multiple people later. That wasn't the only person that was, you know, putting their lips on foreign substances throughout the night. Yeah, you're intrigued by this? story? We were at ice cream last night and out of nowhere I just see Joshua Smith's, or I didn't

see him. Somebody else told me, Joshua Smith just leans down and licks the floor and I see Josh Teagarden be like, good job, dude, $100. Is that the extent of the story? Yeah, I mean, I just said if you lick it off the ground, I'd give me $100. And he did. It was gross. It was sticky. It was nasty. It was It deserves more than 100. Honestly, that is kind of a first-timers. You said it deserves more than 100. That's kind of a first-timer, I would say. What did you say?

Yeah, it's the right of passage. Yeah, last year, Caleb, you know, ate a dragonfly for $15. And $15 ended up being like 1, you know, 1% of the ultimate winnings or whatever. So 100 bucks, you know, all of a sudden, inflation got pretty high last night. So good morning. Man, it's kind of bright out here. But it's time to do a quick ad read for Main Street Roasters. Our title sponsor, a absolute driver.

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but we had dinner at the helper's house. So if you guys don't know, we have this main house that sleeps like 32, and then we have another house, a couple doors down where all the other, like where we stay. and anyway somebody i think tyler tyler and justin did an amazing job like organizing the whole thing last night they were awesome and uh tyler texts and said hey f y dinner's gonna be at 630 at the helpers house uh capital h capital i can't two hes capital helper capital help uh so i think people are like is this like a you know alabama cracker barrel or something the helpers out uh i think and then i think you also

said like everyone bring their car keys and so janele and there's somebody were like oh so it's that kind of party, okay. Upside down pineapples and whatever. But we get there, it's a great time. We have a little pizza party, and then we just surprise them by saying, hey, we're going on this race around town. You know, here's your first clue.

Go. Like, and so people are doing their things. They also have opportunities to add to their, you know, prize money earnings by doing extra bonuses and stuff. So like singing the theme song, taking a pick with a shirtless guy, Isaac Brace What was the other ones?

Oh, having a, making a joke about a duck to a duck? That was pretty good. I don't know if we, oh, somebody jumped into a body of water, sort of. So, so lame. But yeah, it was a good time. I do want to hear, is Mitchell Bowser even awake yet? I don't know. Oh, there he is, okay.

You never know. I think the other day he slept until 2 p.m. So can you come up here? real quick, Mitchell. I just want to hear the story of how you had to get gas halfway through. I don't know. That's just so funny. We're like, it's a short scavenger hunt. Yeah, yeah, come on up. Yeah, sure. It's a short scavenger hunt. Nice shorts, dude. Short scavenger hunt, probably 30 minutes in total. Yeah, welcome to the ghost for us podcast, dude. And you had to get gas. So tell us. Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer. That's why

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Karen, Jody. What's up, guys? Those are my parents. And... Karen and Jody? Huh? Which one's... Which one do you think Karen is?

Gotta be your mom, right? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And, yeah, driving the minivan. Well, first of all, the minivan, it, like, has, like, the automatic doors, you know?

And every time you stop the car, you have to, like, press the unlock button. and you have to wait like eight seconds before you can open the door. Oh, okay. So we like park every time we're getting out of a place. And it's, it all beeps really obnoxiously. So it's like every time we park, it's like, everybody's just like ripping on the doors and like getting mad at me, to be honest.

So I'm under a lot of fire. And then who was it in the back? Joshua or Thomas, I don't remember who was. They're like, dude, is your gas light on? I'm like, shoot. So then I have to get gas. Well, then two of the guys run in and try to get the guy at the gas station to listen to the podcast. Oh, because that was one of the incentives.

It was like, yeah. And they, I guess, don't do a good job or something. Well, then my car isn't working. Nothing's working. Everything's broken. So then I run in. And then the guy's like, in kind of a thick accent, he's like, are you part of that group? And I'm like, yeah.

And he's like, they just came in and started yelling. I don't know what they were talking about. And that's the story of getting gas. Okay. I can't stay up here again. I do want to hear a little more. Well, yeah, that's the main thing. What?

I guess he's leaving. Okay. You mentioned Thomas. Thomas, I got to talk a little bit. Thomas's thinking of deep breath right now. He's like, okay. I knew my day would come. Thomas, it's because we love you, man.

Thomas is a two-session guy, so the longer you're here, the longer, you know, we get comfortable with you. I won't say what exactly the consequence was, but whatever. People here will understand this. People listening will just think it's funny because it's overarching. But earlier, like a couple weeks ago, I was looking for different like little things to put in the goody bag that are ghost themed. I ended up with like a little ghost pin and a ghost like keychain kind of thing. One of the other things I saw was this coozy that was ghost themed.

I don't know if anybody seen it. it? Oh, there it is Cassidy? I sent the picture of Jake. I was like, dude, how funny it would be if we put one of those in every single goodie bag jokingly. And Jake's like, well, you got to get at least one of them. And so we bought one and the idea was like, what if we just figure out a consequence to where if someone gets that consequence, they just have to use that coozy and you can't explain it or can't like address it or whatever. And the thought behind it is like either A, somebody's going to ask you about it and you're like,

uh, just thought it was funny and that's rough. Or more than likely, B, these people that haven't met you before yesterday are just going to judge you hard for this coozy that you're rocking. It's a little bit inappropriate. And so Thomas and I, well, first of all, it was Emily Scheng and I tried it first. And we did one to 10. You know, if it adds up to 10, I have to do it. If we say the same number, she has to do it.

She doesn't get it. And so then I go to Thomas, because Tom, Thomas in the same conversation. And I go, one, two, three. And we both at the same time go four. And the look on Thomas's face, when he had to do that, he just bent over. He's like, oh, my gosh, I do not want to do this. And it looked like Thomas was holding this coozy like it was a, you know, warm mug or something.

Like, just walking around like this. And then eventually, I mean, I saw him go outside and he came back in like five minutes later. And then it looked like he was like holding it like you were in. conspicuously filming something, he was like, all right, like, just like walk around with it. Just, I mean, unbelievable. And so I was like, poor Thomas. So I let Thomas kind of pass the consequence on to a few other people throughout the day.

I actually heard rumor, and this is pretty funny. I'm sorry for this person. Ryan, I heard rumor that, oh, yeah, Ryan was the one that brought that coozy. And I was like, no, it wasn't Ryan. I don't want to spoil Ryan's name. Yeah, Ryan brought it. And I was like, oh, come on, Ryan. That's inappropriate, dude.

But anyway, I thought I was like, poor Mitchell, that's the biggest consequence he's ever going to see on this trip. And then about two hours later, I see Thomas walk up with this American flag hat, du rag thing. I go, what you got there on that head, Thomas? He's like, Zach bet me that if I wear this for the rest of the night without saying anything, yeah, put it on time. Yep. Zach bet me if I wear this for the rest of the night without say anything, then he'll give me like $1,200 or something. I was like, okay.

And little to Thomas know he was about to go in public, you know, with everybody. So Thomas texts me like, dude, I can't believe you made me wear this thing out in public. I'm like, sorry, bro. So you pulled it off, though. You rocked it well. Yeah. So, all right, a few other stories real quick.

First of all, just shout out Emily Shung. She brought those stickers, those cool stickers for everybody. That's cool. And, yeah, let's see. Oh, I think this was one of those, like, iconic you had to be there moments, especially for people that weren't even as invested, or that were more invested than me. But last night, I was playing this, like, these games on the middle table, there's three tables. On the far table over here, there is some hooping and some hollering going on.

Timing's over there. I don't know what's going on. And I see Corey at one point just walking around, just in disgust. Like, these people are wasting their time. which is so funny to be high and mighty about wasting your time at gold. Like, we do so many things. He's like, there's no point of this game that they're doing over here. I just don't even know why they would do it.

There's like no redeeming quality. What do you say? A lot of dilly dally. A lot of dillydallion. Yeah, that's right. Timon, you want to explain it? You were over there. Yeah, so we were just, I think we had finished a game of, what's it called, Prudo,

which is the game I learned this week. It was super fun. And suddenly we were just like trying to flip. Dixie cups onto like the one in the middle. Red Solo Cup. Red Solo Cup. May he's Dixie. I'll bleep it. But I think of Dixie cups, I think it was like little like tiny disposable plastic. Oh yeah, you're right.

It was completely got him confused. Anyway, so we were like trying to just like flip them from the edge of the table into the middle. And then I was like, okay, this looks kind of hard. I'll give everyone like individually 10 tries to get it on. And I was like, how much you guys went like 300 bucks? I also didn't understand the inflation yet. So they were like, 600 and we'll do it. I was like, okay, great.

And then we go around 10 times each. And we're like, it's kind of harder than we thought. Let's just do 10 times each again. And then two hours later, we were still doing it. And by then the prize was 1,200. So, but yeah, shout it to Josh. He was the one that finally landed it. And dude, it was the happiest I've been in months, I think.

You gave him like a huge hug. I was so excited. We were all so invested at that point. I wasn't even trying to do the thing. I was just sitting there as like the bank keeper, like, just watching. And like, yeah, Mitchell's phone was filming and got it all on camera. It was pretty great. Like I genuinely, Josh, I genuinely think I've gotten a hug from time and once in my life.

Two days into it, you've already gotten a hug from. That's impressive. Like, you were so pumped. Yeah. It was one of those, I love thinking about the conversations that people have when they, like, leave here and go home. Like, how was Gold Shores? And Josh is going to be like, you're not going to understand.

But it was amazing. I flipped a cup onto another cup. And everyone went nuts. I was a hero. People, you know, people two doors down were talking about me. It was like, like, so it was just moments like that over and over again, you know, playing psychiatrists on the beach, doing stupid games in the water, playing volleyball. We built, we had such an issue.

So I don't think we, oh, we did talk about this a little bit on session ones, but we got really into this volleyball game in the pool. But one of the big issues with the pool is that the ball would often go over the wall. And so we had what we're affectionately called the bridge troll, which has mainly been Tyman and Justin. I believe Tyler Tong has also spent some time, BT in a little bit. But literally it's just like somebody just stands down there and just waits for the ball to go over and throws it back.

It's kind of a miserable job. So I think these guys were like, all right, it's time to build a wall. So in true southerner fashion, you built a wall. So, yeah, anyway. And I believe, yeah, somebody else is going to pay for it. So I don't know. We'll see. Anyway, I'm excited.

I don't think we've used it since then, really. But we will. We'll get our money's worth out of that bad boy, just like through a ball. Yeah, we better. Yeah, we better. You guys worked hard on the thing. Go play it. Please, yeah.

Any other moments that I'm forgetting, we're going to do some more here in a second, but any other things that you guys want to, it's hard to remember everything and debrief it all real quick. But ultimately it's been a great time, great trip. Um, cool. Hey, hey, Cozy Earth today. I think this guy over here might be looking at me. I don't think there's a way to zoom in on this.

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We got the staff from the helper's house over here after they got done buzzing their tables. So we are going to, I mean, this is going to be an interesting one. This is Jake's idea. I'm sad that he's not here to do it with us, but it is the smores of dead giveaways. Okay? and dead giveaways meaning like, you know, basically like, hey, if you see this, then it's a dead giveaway that this. We did this earlier in the week, and I wish Tyler Stoll's Fis could also be here, so I would love for him to be on his own team for this because every single thing he said, I was like, dude, I don't relate to that at all, but okay. My favorite one was, he's like, okay, like everyone knows, like if you see someone in a silver sedan, it's a girl.

And I was like, what? And so the rest of the week, every time he sees a silver sedan, he is locked it. on that but um so okay let's uh let's you guys are already together as groups okay sweet so let's just start let's start we'll just go four one two three helpers me jensen timon okay since you want come up here and discuss with us too um so oh yeah shout out to jensen i don't know if we said this but jensen's here uh jensen came literally the day after like i texted him when jake like told me about the baby. I mean, I knew that they were pregnant, but, um, we're friends, okay? But, and Jensen, like, took a flight the next morning, got up at like 3.30 to do it just to be here, just to, like, be intentional and

spend time with everybody here. So shout out Jensen. Um, okay, so let's start with team one. Yeah, come on over to Jack. Um, cool shorts, Zach. Um, floor one's over here, yeah, mainly? Okay. Floor one of dead giveaways. So, yeah, film them. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, you can grab the mic if you want to. Yeah, that's great. With the first pick, first pick, Florian is going to say,

if you harmonize during a happy birthday, you're probably a theater kid. Oh, that's good. Yeah. If you've harmonized during happy birthday, dude, jitzen one time, sent me this video of him, like, you know,

at his, what is it, nieces, yeah, birthday. You weren't harmonizing, but you were getting it. Like, you know those kind of people that are like, Happy birthday! I like that one. Any other explanations? Mariah back there is a theater kid. Yeah.

Okay. You're probably a theater kid. Very good. All right. Floor two. Do you have your first answer? Right. All right.

So a dead giveaway, if you go on a vacation, share a room with strangers, and share loads of inside jokes, you're in a cult. Okay. Good answer. We did do a cult presentation. Create your own cult the other night. My favorite was Ellis Custom Creationists. That was pretty good. They would say something, and then they'd say big, and we all worship Big Daddy, and then everyone else will go,

Big Daddy. Like the claw or something. All right. So floor three, we got floor three? All right. So I will just say that my group is very split on some of our picks. Let's talk about your shirt real quick. So my wife Elena could not make it this year.

And she made this based off of the Jake shirt that was part of podcast history. And so this is part of me being here as I have to wear this on the podcast. And what are your explanation for the shoes? I'm just kidding. I'm just a dad. These are the only shoes I own. Only teasing because I know you can take it. You get those with Zach? No, I was kidding.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. But the first pick is skinny jeans and a side part is a dead giveaway. You're a millennial. Okay. Some groans. Okay, great, great, great, great. All right. That is good answer, good answer.

Okay. Was that your idea, Jason? Okay. Oh, yeah. Skinny jeans and a side part. I support it. I'm looking at hair right now. I don't notice the side part versus the side part versus the floor four.

I know what they are. I just don't, I don't consciously notice girl's hair is all I'm saying. Just looking around in hair. Wait, not four. Okay, helper's house. Sorry, guys. Oh, yeah. Don't.

This is. I hate this. No, you don't. Nice short game. Yeah, thanks. Thanks. All right. We are going with, if you inherited a family walk, it's a dead giveaway that you're Asian.

That is, to be fair. That's your first pick. Yeah. To be fair, I'm just the representative and Kiki wrote it herself. Oh, wait. Are we the... No, we got one more. A family walk.

Yeah. Yeah. People are really going to resonate with that. People are going to be super confident to vote for the, yeah. It's great when you have to explain it. All right, whatever we think? We got one through 17. Do we have a clear one? Yeah, we, yeah, do we have one that we really like? Do we think? Okay, do we think, okay, do you have, yeah.

Yeah, if you have an Android, you have the green bubbles, you used to Bayblade. Let it rip. It wasn't even mean. Oh, Jensen. Okay. I'll take it from here, Jensen. Of course, explaining. It didn't land.

People are like, that seemed like a mixed reaction. All right, all right. I get to go for it again. I think I'm going to go number one next. Number one. All right, I said, or we said, can I do number one? You guys want to look on the list? Or do you like another one time?

Oh, number one's great. Okay. If he carries a pocket knife, he's killed a wild animal before. Surely. Think about it. Think about the people you know that have a, like, a regularly kid. No? No.

Really? Dang it. Okay. Okay. If he has a family, a walk, wild, you know, pagan. Dang, really? They look in Jacksonville, so they have to carry a pocket knife. All right.

Help her house. You're back up. All right, this is from Jake Triplett. Yours truly. Wait. This is from Jake. Not yours truly. Not yours truly.

Not me. This is from Jake Triplett. Jake Triplett. This is from Jake Triplett. This is from Jake Triplett. All right, all right. If you're looking at booking an early flight home, your time and after being BridgeTroll for two hours.

What did you say? All right, all right. This is your... The thing about him is a... Because Timean was the bridge troll For like three hours The first night he got here

Wait, can you repeat what you said? The whole thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're looking at booking An early flight home Your time in after being Bridge Troll for two hours. After being the bridge troll for two hours.

Got it, got it, got it. Am I just talking too fast for everybody? That's okay, it's okay. You're talking this way. No one of you got higher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. I thought you were telling us a riddle.

It's a bridge from him. that was session one yeah all right yeah tyman do you agree with that did you did you think about like hey this is the worst

being down there no i mean i honestly didn't mind that much I don't know but i am grateful for the net though very grateful i love that when justin would do it he would take phone calls he'd put his AirPods in and he'd be like

no what are you doing what i'm doing uh just being bridge toll no problem all right uh we got floor three up next all right Right. Bless your heart is a dead giveaway that you're Southern. Okay. I like that.

Snaps. Yeah. Any disagreements on that one? That's good. Bless your heart is kind of an insult or no? No. You don't say it as an insult. I didn't think it was.

Okay. I thought bless your heart was like, All right, film this, that, film this. Tell, explain. If you say like, oh, what's your heart? Like, that's sweet. But if you're like, bless your heart. That's like, like after Caleb's job stand up, I want to say, bless your heart.

Okay. I like that. Okay. You see he's right here. I don't want to get too controversial, but this is called the ocean. This is called the beach. Some people call it the ocean of Mexico. Other people call it the beach of Mexico.

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They say America Meat delivered. They say welcome to the table. We say thank you from the beach of America. 4-2, 4-2. All right, if a friend from high school reaches out and ask how life is going, it's a dead giveaway that you're about to get pitched a pyramid scheme. Oh, I like that one. That's a really good.

That's a good one. Dang, that's good. Caleb, was that yours? Was that yours? Yeah, yeah. A little dynamic duo. And Caleb says it my way sometimes too. So I'm thinking about this podcast, right?

It's so good to see what's going on and then like 10 minutes later. So there's this medium goal to get out. Oh, yeah. Classic. You need to meet with my mentor, dude. It's like, oh, dang it. He doesn't care about me at all.

All right, floor one, you get two picks. You're doing great. You're doing okay, Zah. You're doing fine, Zeta. No, that's right. I'm going to do a little, preface for this one, I drive a Toyota forerunner with a stock suspension.

Dang. This one is if you drive a jacked up truck, you're probably overcompensating for something. Yep, on our list. On our list. We said you don't lift legs. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why we took it. And then the second pick here is if you use the thumbs up emoji or LOL, you're unironically you're probably a millennial. I've butchered the delusible.

Probably a millennial. Oh, good. I like that too. If you use it unironically, you're probably a millennial. I'm a big L.O.L. guy. Yeah. Yeah, good.

Can you say that one more time so I can write down? If you use the thumbs up. If you use the thumbs up emoji, unironically, you're probably a millennial. Okay, got it. Okay.

Dead giveaway, yeah, you're a millennial. Got it. All right, we got back to floor two. If you think French kissing means a kiss on both cheeks, you might be a shelter kid. That's pretty good, yeah. All right, floor three. We have one of those, right? All right.

If a guy says, God told me you're my wife. That's a dead giveaway that it didn't happen. Dang, dang. Mitchell, you want to tell him he bombed on that one, too? I'm just kidding. I like that. I like that one. That's a good answer.

That's a good answer. Who are you? Yeah. All right, helper's house. Kiki. Cool shorts. Thanks. Yeah.

Okay, we have submitted by Justin. It says, if you see a seagull indoors and your first thought is to cook it for a family of seven, it's a dead giveaway that your rotencia. Wow. Okay.

That's good. Fair. Okay. I got to write. These are hard to write down quickly. You want to think about our next one? You got out of the list? What are we thinking?

Are you just going to go for it? You're just going to send it? Not confer? Get that one, but you can go for it. Okay. I don't get that one, but you can go for it. You said, how about,

that one's not terrible. I like number two. You, okay, if he wears, are we good? Should we know? Okay, I got it. You go to?

All right, if he wears, jeans that go all the way down to his knees, he's amazing at grilling. Yeah. Yeah. Right? These shorts. Those are called shorts, Jensen.

You know what I mean? Like capris shorts, pants, you know? Trousers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said if he wears if he wears jeans shorts that go down to his knees, he's incredible at grilling.

Thanks for the laugh. In our last pitch. I kind of like this. This is from time at number 10. Do we like number 10? I don't remember it. Well, that's why I sent you guys the list. Yeah, I got it right here. Okay, yeah. Number 10, if he has an in-ground pool, both parents are still in the picture. Good one time. Thanks. All right. All right, Helpers house. Last pick. Help us house. Help us house. Great. Great chicken fingers at the Helpers house. Yeah, yeah. Okay, this one was that if you are going to fall asleep,

during the live podcast, it's a dead giveaway that you're the help. Oh. Thanks, guys. That's awesome. Mary had to take Star to the airport at 4 o'clock this morning. Okay. So she was fading back there. I'll be honest.

You're not going to win with that pick, but that's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's okay. We just needed another one. Okay. You know. Stay away. You're welcome. All right.

Floor 3. Help always wins. All right. So since lifted truck was taking. If you have more than five cats, it's a dead giveaway that you're probably single. Oh, dang, shoot. There are some people that are going to come after you for that one, Jason. I'll just go ahead and say it right now.

Should you declaw your cats or no? What are you guys saying? Yeah, take their whole leg off. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Jason said take their whole leg off. All right. A cat guy. There's a little tension in the room right now with a cat comment.

If you call stores by the Walmart or the Target, you're old. Oh, good. A good showing from floor two. That's a good showing. All right. Floor one. Finish us off here, floor one. We've got, if you're a 20-something-year-old guy who drives a minivan,

your parents' names are probably Karen and Joe. Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar-raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca.com.com. Oh, Mitchell. That's amazing.

Okay, I love it. I'm not going to read all those books. back, but that was perfect. Any other honorable mentions that we got that we like a lot? Just shout him out. The dead giveaway. She's ready to, she was ready to say that. Come on, guys. You get it? Dead giveaway. I think that's funny, Catherine. I think that's funny. Anti-joke. Jake would appreciate that. Yeah. Jake would appreciate the, yeah, the second, you know, humor of that. Any others? We have lots here. Oh, just straight up. Inheritance.

Yeah. That's funny. Dead giveaway. Like your index finger instead of your thumb is your old. Okay. Yeah, yeah. One index finger as you text instead of using like two thumbs. I had something.

If you have large print on your iPhone, then you're over 60 years old. So we did in-ground pool, and then we were trying to figure out what we'd say for above-ground pool. We couldn't quite figure it out. Let's see. If your shorts still go below your kneecaps timing, you probably had math taught to you by your mom. If you golf every weekend, your relationship is in danger. Hey, we should have said this one, number 17, dude. Number 17.

If you can't throw a spiral, you did theater as a kid. I'm sorry. Yeah. If he reads from the message, he probably voted for Biden. If he has a coexist sticker, he has low testosterone. Yeah, those are most of the ones we have. Anybody else have any honorable mentions? Yeah.

If somebody knocks on your door and you open it up and it's two guys in a suit, they're probably Mormon. Yeah, yeah. That's good. It's like the fish thing, yeah. So where are you guys from here? Utah. Oh, yeah, here.

It's nice there. Any other ones? Any other ones? This is fun. I like doing the kind of team schmores. Yeah. I learned this week, like three days ago, what a point five photo is, like taking it. Okay.

whatever. And so I've said if you're, if you don't know what it is, you're an elder millennial mill. Yeah, totally. For sure, an elder millennial. Or elder millennial. I have something.

It's going to be dead goldfish. I'll score an aspen tree. Can tell it's an aspen by the way it is. A pop tongue. Diamond. Oh, Diamond. I love Tyler. Awesome. All right, I think... You got one more, Hannah?

I have a little kid if your first temporary tattoo happened at 31, and your parents are still going to be disappointed. She's backsliding. I love a good Tyler calling on. She worships ghosts at the beach

and gets tattoos. That's right. Some kind of spirit going on over there. I don't know what's going on. Spirit. In Jezabelle. Flipping cups up in the air. Ellis Custom Creationists.

Yeah, that's right. Yes, big dad, big mom. Big daddy, yeah. Big daddy. All right. I think that's about it. Any other last thoughts before we kind of sign off? This has been awesome.

Yeah, it's been fun. Timon, you want to sing? I was kidding. If you want, you have a song, I don't know. Honestly, let's harmonize some happy birthday. All right, let's do it. Mariah, give us a pitch. The theater kids are loving this right now.

And everyone else is like, this is so uncomfortable. Let's sing Happy Birthday to, this is a preemptive baby triplet, happy birthday. Oh, that's good. How about that? Great. So now you get emotional. I'm just kidding. Happy birthday, happy birthday.

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