Ghostrunners - 58 - Co-ed Bathroom Etiquette

Episode Date: June 15, 2020

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Jake, I have breaking news for you. Oh. In regards to the fast food sector of the world, and specifically the chicken sector of our favorite place, Chick-fil-A. Poultry sector, give it to me. I have on good authority from Dallas, Texas, one of my friends who works at Chick-fil-A, that Chick-fil-A is going to be closed until summer of 2021. What?

Yeah. What? They're saying they're not opening their doors not not like the uh drive-thru but the dining dining room oh no sit down no sit down i'm so sorry i thought you meant oh gosh i was like they're just closing they're done oh gosh sorry oh my gosh let's do the theme song again okay's start again. Okay, hold on. We need to regroup. Good theme song for you this week, Brad. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I think this type means that it's going down with some rain clouds.

On my way to West Fest. Friends eating fast food on repeat. So come on let's have some fun. Go ahead get on your feet. So come along let's have some fun. Go ahead get on your feet. Because it's the Ghost Race Club. go ahead get on your feet that's that's it that was sultry was it nice that was nice that was nice okay so chick-fil-a is still gonna be a company it's just no dining rooms until 2021 summer of 2021 so at least like basically a year that is long time

i don't get it i don't get why you should make statements like that why not just say hey we'll see we'll see what life is like in three months this is like the doctors who say you'll never walk again why are we saying that don't say it say hey you know what your legs they're cut off so it's going to be hard to walk but you might we don't know the future of prosthetics or human leg regrowth exactly hlr that's getting big yeah um yeah i don't know why if you're any kind of authority or corporate position why try to like predict the future yeah like one year in the future 20 i just couldn't believe it i was like, I didn't, I had to text my friend again today and say, Hey, just making sure like, that's like a real thing. Like it's not just something your manager told you. Like, yeah, I heard through the, no, he's like, no, it was an email from

corporate. So Chick-fil-A, if you're out there and you're listening and I'm wrong, fact check me, tell me I'm wrong. Email us, customer questions, gmail.com. And give us the latest break breaking news uh yeah sorry well no more chicken i was at chick-fil-a the other day uh getting some breakfast our guy drew severance at the new chick-fil-a lenexa yo what up 87th street jake triplet button um and i was asking about mr james i hadn't seen mr james in a long time and he's like the pink panther here he's yeah he's elusive here's another thing that uh is not gonna be as it sounds just like the chick-fil-a's are closed okay i can't wait he goes dude mr james is dead i was like what and if you know drew drew's a goofball and he's like no dude mr james is dead drew fall it's j bone now he's like he's like dude like we just said like hey you know like we're not gonna call you

mr james anymore man you you the ways of mr james is over it's j bone now so apparently everyone calls him j bone we gotta start calling that i guess what's up j bone he's like who's mr james that's my father you're talking to mr j bone now, let's call him Mr. J-Bone. Mr. J-Bone. Just to always stay formal with him. Our favorite bald Indian man, Mr. J-Bone. Mr. J-Bone. 50 million rupees. Mr. J-Bone texted me yesterday at 7.30 p.m.

and said, Dwight just got a concussion from running into a light pole. Next text, picking up Michael because he cooked his foot the pole that's it well that leaves live texting or those just those two just told me a couple sentences from season two of the office didn't say anything else did you respond? I responded at 4 a.m. today. It said, I wasn't sure how to respond to those, but that's my mom's favorite episode. And then he responded at 8 a.m. this morning.

He said, really was just trying to get a response to say, hey, what's up? I love it. What up, Mr. J-Bone? That's classic Mr. J-Bone. Mr. James would never, but Mr. J-Bone, classic. Yeah, he'll throw you off a little bit. That's my favorite episode too, I think, if I had to pick one. Really?

One of my favorites for sure. Yeah, I mean, that was one of the first ones we saw as a family. And we're like, whoa, this show is funny. Yeah, it's hilarious. Which is super cool to look back on. I mean, kind of pridefully, just like before it was popular, like the show, before anyone knew what it was. Right.

The triplets. Oh, yeah. And the Ellis's as a household. Oh, yeah. My mom. My mom was the one that told me about it was. Right. The triplets. Oh yeah. And the Ellis's as a households. Oh yeah. My mom, my mom was the one that told me about it. It was probably my mom too. Watch this, watch this Brad. And I was like, okay.

My mom normally has very good recommendations. She told me about the band Nickel Creek, which you probably never heard of Nickel Creek. Oh yeah. Photograph. And look at this photograph. And so riding solo and bad romance. Yeah. Nickel Creek, nickel creek you know well i was saying a nickel back song why'd you say jason derulo lady gaga i did not get that joke i just thought you were saying like oh yeah i totally know the band has just like said random songs they're popular

obviously we're not by nickel creek i was thinking just nickel that's okay we'll fix it in post we'll get yeah yeah yeah we'll fix it edit So obviously we're not by nickel cream. I was thinking just nickel. That's OK. We'll fix it in post. We'll get. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll fix it.

Edit. What were you just saying? Oh, yeah. My mom has good suggestions, too. Like for the entire time I've been making videos, my mom has come in clutch from time to time. Just like, hey, just heard this song might be good for if you make a video in Haiti. And then there was the song I used when I went to Haiti.

Really? Yeah. She's fire with that. That's awesome. I love it. Yeah. I'm still looking at the Pink Panther logo on my screen on YouTube. And it reminded me that last night I diagnosed myself with a little bit of pink eye.

Really? Yeah. Oh, no. I just got real goopy. Oh, did you wake up this morning like couldn't open it? No. Okay. So I have now undiagnosed myself with pink eye.

Okay. Yesterday, Isaac and I were both like, our eyes felt weird when we got out of the shower. And I was like, I feel like someone has sunscreen in my eyes. Which was, I don't know. And then when we both had it, and then once I started getting the goop, it's like, here it comes. You gooped your snoop. Yes.

Someone else was like, I was telling someone else, they're like, what's up? I was like, oh, it's just like Googling pink eye symptoms. And they're like, well, you know, that could be like a symptom of covid now and i said bring it on don't bring it on everything's symptom of covid yeah well you're watching season two of the office that could be a covid covid sign you're you're texting about it with the new nickname i don't know it could be anyway didn't wake up crusty-eyed. Good. Just extra goopy. It's that time of year. Maybe you had COVID and you just fought it off so quickly. It's probably because, yeah, I kept my immune system strong. That's a symptom of

strong immune systems during COVID. Anti-COVID. You fight it off. I'm a fighter. I'm glad you don't have pink eye because I've been close to you this whole time and I don't want to get it. I would have told you had I actually thought I had pink eye. Like right away. First thing. Well, I would have told you this morning, like, hey, still welcome to come over today. But I think so. OK.

Which that was the reason I was looking into it last night. I was like, I know it's super contagious, but like worst case scenario, you get it. And then we're both fine in a week. Yeah. I'm OK with that. Like how do I how how is it contagious? Is it like eye to eye do i have to touch your eye to my eye don't you dare i know i don't think i ever have not in this

economy also if pink eye is so contagious how do you not always get it in both eyes because i don't know about you my eyes are very close together most people's are yeah so like if it's in the left it's i feel like the right is close that It is true. Yeah, that look it up. I don't know. Welcome back to the Pink Eye podcast. It's his biggest Pink Eye podcast. Speaking of another P, it's not pickleball. Not yet anyway.

But we got a big announcement to talk to you guys about. This has been a long time coming. If you listen to other podcasts, you're probably familiar with it. Did you say not long time coming because of the Nickel creek song long time just curious yes this is all perfectly like formulated i'm coming hey sorry i i ruined the announcement because i was so excited about no that's okay but the ghost runners are hopping on patreon yes baby that's right you can spend money to get more of us uh if you're not familiar with Patreon, it's just a website where some bonus content is behind a paywall, essentially.

And so we've got three different tiers that you guys can contribute to, and that grants you different types of access. First one is called Gimme Five. Throw back to that quote of the week. Yeah. Gimme Five, you little weenie. I didn't think we should name it that exactly, but- Well, but if you're in the $5 tier, we're gonna call you Little Weenies.

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It's very funny. Yeah, we've already listened to it back and be like, dang, we were funny. There's a lot of good stuff in there. I really enjoy it. It was fun getting to talk with Trey and hang out with him. And like, it was just, he was just normal. Like, not that he's not always normal, but he was just, he was just a good guy that we just talked to about normal life. He just talked to us about how his life was going.

He just got married. Anyway, we just talked and joked around. He wasn't like his on, quote unquote. It's maybe a typical one. Which was cool to see. It was cool to see just him being around with us. We went through his Twitter DMs in 2013 yes like 2013 that was crazy that was crazy we haven't really talked about that but i well yeah i texted him the other day and he didn't text me back until the next day

and i was like oh gosh he's gonna whatever that that's that's once you listen to the patreon episode you'll understand like whoa maybe there's a connection once you become a little weenie yeah you'll figure it out uh but yeah it was a super fun episode we had a new segment in there that we're going to start doing with all of our guests so you get for five dollars you get a bonus episode every month you get um a live stream with jake and brad every month uh we'll probably do that on zoom or something like that where you guys can all join ask questions pop in maybe we'll have some of you guest feature in there. We'll do that once a month. And then the last thing that you get is sometimes soon.

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We've got another kind of name for it brad tell me a little bit about this one uh so it's the ghost runners all access to all access hey yo what up it's me i'll access x y all access give me z two we're three-dimensional baby uh it was not all excess as well sometimes we'll just be eating fast food we'll call it the all excess yes yeah no uh all access we're just gonna just fast food. We'll call it the all access. Yes. Yeah. No, uh, all access. We're just gonna just post anything and everything that's going on in our lives. We want to show you the backstage scenes of what's going on with the ghost runners. Um, in our daily lives, you want to see, um, things going on with my family. You want to see what Hattie says.

That's cute. You want to see, uh, stuff about Jake's kids. You didn't know how Jake had any kids. Well, $10. Yeah. You pay $10. You'll see it all baby. I'll find some kids and I'll videotape them. Anyway, just, we don't, we don't post a whole lot on our Instagram stories with the ghost runners, but would love to just show you a little more about what's going on with us. So that's the all access baby. Bring your best, bring your best. Yeah. We're really excited excited about that we want to really put a lot of effort into that tier of just like uh yeah just a bunch of bonus videos and there's actually if you sign up right now there's already that's the thing i don't even know if i said this like all of this is live now so you can sign up for any one of these tiers if you sign up for the ten dollar tier that gives you the everything underneath it

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if you're a big fan of us you want to support us and you also want to be uh honored for that support um we would love to give you some gifts so uh some custom gifts from ellis custom creations potentially or who knows yeah and also a video shout-out potentially yeah we talk about doing that like personalized like in the $5 tier you know you get private live streams but they're still to everyone to all the patrons at once but the $15 tier can be like personalized videos we are your puppets what do you want yeah you get a promotion yeah you need to break up with your girlfriend Jake and Brad will do that for you we will make that video song yeah to sync to your

yeah to anything so i'll write a song on the spot though i'm not i'm not i'm not gonna prepare yeah i don't have that it's 15 okay so monthly cameo is personalized by you as well as uh kind of like membership gifts uh so yeah custom made gifts potentially, as well as we've also thrown around maybe some tour tickets. Yo. Gifts as well. So could be fun. If you none of that sounds interesting.

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Links in our bios. Yeah. Links in the description or just search Patreon for ghost runners, but enough advertising ourselves. That's enough of that. Check us out on Patreon. We're so excited about it yes oh brad how was your week what's going on what happened to you dude the week has been nuts the bathroom here is nuts i have been i don't know i just feel like i've been working harder than I've worked in a long time and it feels really good, but it's also just been like crazy. Zero to 100. Yeah. Real quick. So right last week, whenever we recorded, um, well maybe I shouldn't get too personal. Maybe I'll access

drip that in there. Um, but basically I've just been trying really hard to get stuff done during the day because Bo is specifically like struggling at night, like eight to midnight, which is like the hardest time because it's the time that we're wanting to go to bed. So because of that, I'm working. I've decided like rather than trying to do work later at night, I'm trying to steal time more in the morning. So I'm getting up early. I say early because it's still not that early, but it's early for me. It's 630 in the morning. So I'm getting up early. I say early because it's

still not that early, but it's early for me. It's six 30 in the morning, you know, that's early. Yeah. I think, I mean, yeah, to some people it's like, well, that's what time I get up every single morning. Cause I have a normal job. It's like, okay, fine. Well, I don't. Okay. Fine. But I also normally I'm working at 11 o'clock. You working 11 o'clock at your normal job, Mr. Six 30. I didn't think so. Okay. So like, anyway, I've just been working like crazy trying to get ready for this, you know, lake trip that I'm on right now. Actually, if you're listening, can't wait. Anyway.

So yeah, just been crazy times working. I've been on the phone a lot lately. Oh, talking on the phone. Okay. I've done that. And I'm not, I'm not a phone talker. No, I don't usually do it, but I've been into it and I think I'm going to become Okay. I've done that. And I'm not, I'm not a phone talker. No, I don't usually do it, but I've been into it and I think I'm going to become one.

I am one. And I like it all the time. Yeah. Hey, I have a question about this. Call me. Really? Call me.

Yeah. Okay. See, sometimes I'm like, I get frustrated with people that call like Isaac and Peter specifically are the worst. They'll be like, Hey dude, um,

how many inches like do you usually make your overhang on your tables? It's like, that's a text, man. That's a text. Why are you like, that's a text. Just, just text me that 12 inches, you know, whatever. I don't know. So it's like sometimes like, what did Isaac call me about? Or Isaac, I missed his FaceTime day and he texted me. He's like, Hey, FYI, if you want to, um, uh, bring those cutting boards over, don't forget, don't forget to bring them. That was it. Like, Ohyi if you want to um uh bring those cutting boards over don't forget don't forget to bring them that was it like oh if i want to bring them then i shouldn't forget it's a good text i was like okay so uh anyway but but now i'm like okay call me i'll answer call me and i'll answer anyway uh just been on the phone a lot getting work done man awesome yeah it's been fun that's good that's impressive you're waking up that early Call me and I'll answer. Anyway, just been on the phone a lot. Getting work done, man. Awesome.

Yeah. It's been fun. That's good. That's impressive that you're waking up that early. Thanks. I'm kind of becoming like a morning person. I don't know if anybody's truly a morning person. Maybe they are.

Just convince yourself that you are. Maybe. Yeah. I'm definitely not a morning person, but I'm getting up earlier and it's, I think I'm getting used to it with my body. Sweet. Yeah. But like, yeah, but I'm also kind of being a night person. So maybe I'm just not getting any sleep. Maybe, maybe you just have a newborn. Yeah. Maybe,

maybe that's just the life of a newborn parent. Yeah. Cool, dude. Yeah, dude. How about you? Uh, I've decided this week that I would like a girlfriend. Oh yeah. It, it just dawned on me this week. What about about it two different things happened okay uh the first of which was just hanging out with roommate greg and his girl and it was just so fun i hate using this term but goals right his greg and his girlfriend are awesome they're great they're great they're awesome wonderful and it wasn't even like oh i want what greg has truly my thought that like i got to hang out with him and I'm driving away and I'm thinking like, I want to get a girlfriend so that she could be friends with JJ.

Yeah. That would be so fun for them to be friends. Right. Right. So that was cool. Okay. Yeah. And then last night I watched Aladdin and that was the second thing.

The new one. The new one. Okay. Although Jasmine was always, I mean the the best looking princess yeah oh yeah the bell of the palace but oh have you seen the new one though i liked it she is i mean more than the bell of the ball we don't have words to describe what this woman looks like holy cow to the point where now i'm like i think i want a saudi arabian girlfriend oh Oh yeah. I'm getting pretty specific now. Okay. I want that, that mocha complexion. Arabian girl. I don't know. Yeah. Big time. Yeah. Okay. Um, but yeah, I was just seeing a Aladdin and Jasmine and I was like, I want that. This looks awesome. That makes it sound

like you're like objective. Like I was just looking at Jasmine. i said i want that i'll take some of that how many gold coins for one of your princesses how many how many pigs can we trade for that thing you carry madame zeroni up the mountain i'll give you some splews for that for that girl i don't know yeah so i think it's just been a while since i've seen any kind of romantic movie it's been a lot of jeffrey epstein uh does not motivate you to have a girlfriend yeah it's just been a while since I've seen any kind of romantic movie. It's been a lot of Jeffrey Epstein. Does not motivate you to have a girlfriend. Yeah. It's very anti-relationship. And this was like, oh, this is great. A fairytale thing. I'm going to go get it now. Okay. So look out. I love it. I love it. Would you say that you would prefer or not prefer girls to solicit themselves to you specifically? Thank you for bringing this up. I would prefer you not solicit yourself. I will find you. I will hit you up, especially if you prefer you not solicit yourself. I will find you. I will

hit you up, especially if you're Saudi Arabian. I will find you. And I will pay for you. Not where I saw that segment going. I love it. I'm glad that you want a girlfriend. Because a lot of times it's out of sight, out of mind. You're like, I'm good.

I'm so good. But nope. Not anymore. I i am empty and i have nothing unless i have a girlfriend you should just put that on your dating profile like uh looking i just watched aladdin so i'm looking for my jasmine like just looked for a girlfriend like just saw aladdin so you know why i'm here you know where this goes so i'll be your genie tan are you? Do you have access to a tanning bed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Year round. Like, do you get sunburn? Like, do you need aloe vera or what?

Oh, man. That's funny. No, I liked that movie actually a lot. It was the new one. The first couple of minutes, very like cheesy dialogue. And I was like, did I make a mistake getting into this? And then it just kept getting better and better as it went. Laughed out loud twice.

Did you? By myself. Yeah. Will Smith did a good job. Will Smith, yeah. He's so, I think it's Will Smith, Tom Hanks, Will Smith's right underneath him as far as the goats.

Of acting? Yeah, maybe Denzel's up there. I was gonna say Denzel. Russell Crowe, I like a lot. But like, Will Smith has like done so many things. Yeah, he really has. You know, kind of like Tom Hanks. And he's just stayed,

I actually don't really like this word either, but relevant. He's done a good job of just like maintaining his a-list status for a long time by continuing to be good at what he does he's so cool yeah so cool like he jumped on youtube as like a vlogger and crushed that he jumped on tiktok and it's like it's crushing that like he gets it and he knows like how to do stuff okay here's something this is i could say it's at the end of the podcast but i'm gonna say right now uh because i don't know if people keep listening at the very end when i do my terrible jingles uh do you remember well there's been two different times one when somebody wrote a jingle parody to the nickelback photograph song one with the beverly hillbilly song i really enjoyed doing the parodies

of like of jingles where people had already written down the lyrics for me so if you're out there and you want to submit your potential uh jingle parody to me send it oh either i might submit one yeah because it's because it's so much the hardest thing for me is thinking of the words like which is why i use the same like 10 words every time sure you know they've noticed, right? We get it. I don't know if you guys have caught on. I'm saying basically the same thing. A little secret, but it's really, it was like that.

They go back. One was so fun. And it's like, now that we have, uh, headphones on and stuff, we can do so much more with the music and everything. So if you have one out there that you,

that you want to send in, if you're bored at home right now, think about a jingle for me. Leave us a five star view. There's some lyrics down there. Yeah. Um, we got our 600th review this week oh my gosh baby can you believe it we're up to like 500 and some subscribers right now i've been loving the comments i love yes so every comment right is just amazing and hilarious you guys are awesome uh so keep commenting and there's a lot of people watching who aren't subscribed would love for you to

subscribe just to be completely honest once we hit a thousand subscribers we can put ads in our youtube videos and we're not gonna bombard you with them but it would just be nice uh brad and i aren't gonna earn a ton of money from it but it would help us pay uh the people who are editing our youtube video and kind of uh you know compliment them for the good work they're doing so if you haven't checked us out on youtube check check it out. Even if you're not even going to watch it on YouTube, hop on over there, press subscribe and then get out. Okay. We don't care. See, I didn't know, like, I appreciate you saying that because I didn't, I remember you saying that to me now, but I forgot that. Like, I don't think a lot of people know that you have to have a thousand

subscribers to do X or like, there's also like something with watching hours, right? Is that a thing for a thousand hours of watch time? We're halfway right now is it one or the other is that we got both oh yeah i got both got it both okay so if you're out there and you're just like hey what can i do just put your pull a gunner duckworth if you want to drain your battery on your phone and put it out there and just listen to five hours of ghost runners yeah actually get your ipad and your phone have your ipad just like all night just listening to five hours of ghost runners. Actually get your iPad and your phone. Have your iPad just like all night just listening to us on Spotify or podcast so we can get some money on that.

And then on your phone watching the YouTube version. This is the patrons for the $0 tier. If you don't want to give us money, the least we ask is just use your iPad all night long listening to the ghost runners. Just wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and you're like, you know, you hear me screaming out something screaming I thought I put that on mute yeah

yeah that'd be funny it'd be a funny prank is just like put it outside of you know your brother or sister's room or something like what's going on are there people in here nope just trying to I'm in the zero dollar tier for this podcast I'm trying to do my part I'm just someday I'll be a little weenie though save it up to be a little weenie uh yeah anyway um wait what did you say where did we how did we get there uh oh just about jingles i would love some help with the jingles because yeah it is really fun to to make them but they're just hard for me to do i'm not even though i do it every every week i'm not good at it no you are no no no i'm not blank at it. No, you are. No, no, no, I'm not. What is the song called?

Blinding Lights? Blinking Lights? The Weeknd song last week was awesome. That one was fun. That was great. So I'll sprinkle in my own originals every once in a while. No, I love it. No, I would love some help.

So I need help. Just put that in the sound bite. Need help. On that same note with music and whatnot, I have a kind of a idea for a segment uh for us to do that might be fun okay no way of knowing until we do it uh the quick backstory of this is a friend of ours that we've talked about on the podcast a while back the og ghosties will remember it a guy named matt ford oh yeah good friend of ours who um worked at chick-fil-a but is now taking over my old job working for kcdk life which is cool um back in the day we worked at canicuck together and i was on the

programs team which what brad did as well but for a different camp and you're doing all the skits and all the onstage stuff all the parties djing yada yada and uh matt was the sound guy super techie everything like that and i would always tell people that matt was like our fourth programs guy because he was just like always down to like improvise with us and like incorporate even the the technological side of like comedy into the skits it was so fun he was just the man yeah and so he did this one thing that was not even a part of programs i would just be like giving an announcement the entire camps in the boys gym and i'm talking to all of them and it's like you know it's a very serious announcement or not very serious'm talking to all of them and it's like, you know, it's

a very serious announcement or not very serious, but it's not a skit. It's like, Hey, so we're about to go do best bunkhouse. Um, and then Matt would play this song. He would do it to me just every now and then. And it was this very serious song and it would turn my speech or into like, now it has to be emotional. Okay. Like an epic.

Yeah. And so I found the exact song that he played back in the day. So I'll give you an example of maybe what it sounded like when I would do it. So I would say like, all right, guys, we're about to do Best Bonk House. I mean, we know how this goes, guys. We need to, you know, I know it's not that big of a deal. We do it every day, but we do need to take it seriously. We need to clean up after ourselves.

We need to just take pride in where we're... You know, these cabins that you live in, they may seem like just temporary homes, but while you're here at Canna Cut Camps,

that is your humble abode. What are you going to take charge of in your life if it's time to clean the toilets? I want you to look yourself in the mirror and say, I'm going to have the cleanest toilets in this entire camp. I don't know where I'm going with that. Basically, it would just be like,

I can't talk normal now. This has to be a motivational speech. Oh, yeah. And it was so funny. He loved to throw it in on the most boring announcements. And then next thing you know the entire campus just riled up to go Okay, the toilets. Oh, it's so fun riling kids up to do anything. Yeah, the most mundane things Okay, so Brad. I'm gonna just we haven't practiced this at all. Yeah, but Brad you are a you work Mmm on an airplane. You're like a flight attendant. Okay, okay, and so I want you to start giving some directions

Okay, and then the music will come in Good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome to Southwest flight 544 non-stop from Kansas City to Dallas We're so happy you're here. We ask that you please... We're gonna need you to please put away all portable devices. I'm talking cell phones. I'm talking laptops. I'm talking iPads. Put them all on airplane mode right now. I see you over there. You think you need

this job? You think you need to work right now? But you know what? What we need right here, more than anything, is safety, dog. We need you to put that away. I'm talking Walkmans. I'm talking computers. I'm talking calculators. Turn them off during landing, takeoff, whatever. The pilot needs to hear. You need to hear, man. You need to hear yourself. Think.

So think with me. So we have two exits over here. I thought, I was like, is he about to sing? And so I take a big breath. He's about to sing the next piece of instruction. Oh, yeah. It just makes anything so much more dramatic. And that song gets more and more crazy as it goes.

Yeah, yeah, it really does. And so you you could really like that's probably what i would do it probably to an extent of like abusing that song but i would just be like i'll just let it let it run and like and like just make people feel as awkward as possible like no we're just gonna keep going with this it is a tape man song or whatever it's so So yeah, you could really run with it. That's funny. Okay. Brad, give me one. Okay. Um, Jake, you, uh, just got to Chipotle and, um, there's a long line and you're, you're, you're wanting to get up there so that you can order and take food, not only to, uh, your own house, but to your roommate, Greg and his girlfriend, JJ. Okay. Is that a good one?

Is that too, is that too specific? A little specific. Uh, that's okay though. It's a challenge. We're not going to make it on whose lines anyway by doing other stuff, which has always been our goal. We've always talked about that. It's still a show for sure. Is it?

I don't think so i don't know should be okay we'll bring it back um hey what's going on man cool yeah not a lot just those lines not usually this long thank you six feet please um yeah it's all good though yeah i've been having chipotle so much last couple months this has been awesome i just yeah, I kind of need to get back and That first You see We all feel hunger I get hungry multiple times a day and a lot of times I take the lazy way out I

Say Chipotle's two minutes away from me. I can order this from my cell phone in my pocket. And so I do it. Three, four times a week, I come in here. And I have someone make me food. But guess what? I see a lot of people in this room that have a hunger for something much more than food. They have a hunger for a purpose in life.

Yes. I want you to look inside today and ask yourselves, what am I hungry for? Because guess what? It's not just a chicken burrito. It's not just carnitas with brown beans. Brown beans. I see you over there, sir. What is your name?

Okay, not an English speaker. Patrick. My name's Patrick. Sorry. I was laughing about brown beans. Patrick. What is it that you want to do? You can do it.

Okay. It doesn't matter. Okay okay I'm tired of being hungry it's so are all of you in here yeah yeah yeah yeah let's go out and get our own burritos sorry I laughed oh brown beans you, they're called black beans. Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know. I don't get beans.

Just the brown beans made me laugh so hard. So then you asked me my name and I wasn't, I was not with it enough. That was great. Thanks. That song. Yeah. It just, it brings out something inside of you. It's wonderful.

I don't know. I don't know where that came from. Hopefully that was inspiring. like, I don't know. I don't know where that came from. Um, hopefully that was inspiring. Oh, I think so. Uh, that was my audition tape to get on a whose line is it anyway?

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like synced it up with everything they're like oh this is going to be one of the best movies of all time because of the music because of the music yeah which is so like the music is so wonderful in it um i was editing uh my old spice video last night and i didn't and it's still not i mean it's probably out by the time you're listening to this it's nothing crazy or that good but even before the music I was like it's not good at all yeah yeah and I was like I need some other song while I'm you know rubbing the salute or the potty in my hands and so yeah and it takes forever that's why I was up till 4 a.m last night I did not anticipate that edit take it forever but I had to find two different songs and you got to find copyright free and you just got to find the right tone the right vibe but it makes such a big difference yeah but it's worth it in the end but it just

takes forever i should just ask my mom or your mom because they know nickel creek yeah they probably aren't uh you know copyright whatever i think yeah my mom's kind of uh leans towards copyrighted music yeah she's one of those that's one of those yeah she's not very hipster with her music she listens like pandora yeah do people still use pandora speaking of pandora they do use it yeah we got a phone call tomorrow yes uh with well we'll see we'll see we'll see another another big p we got patreon and pandora potential things pickleball can we talk about pickleball let's talk about it i i'm sad because i haven't played in so long so long So long, but you have a newborn so that's important to I know he can't play yet, though I know what are you waiting on you got a pot of train Hattie first? Well, I'm wait. Yes

I would love to my gosh. I don't want to talk about that It's not a potty a lot a lot of a lot of potty. I'm doing putty you're doing potty a lot of TP peepees I was listening to a podcast last week, and that made me laugh out loud. You say teepee. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. A cultural person. Peepee wigwam. Urination wigwam.

Or urination wigwam. That's funny. Pickleball. Talk about it, baby. Oh, just real quick. I told you guys last week, Isaac and I are in that league. Still feeling a little goopy. Sorry.

Uh-oh. You're watching on YouTube, cleaning out the eye bugs. We're in the competitive league. Bad news, news good news i said those in the wrong order oh i said when they were i'll tell you bad news is uh week two isaac and i are already to the point where we both popped painkillers before our games before we're just that old what's hurting mine was my wrist i thought it was because i'd been playing so much pickleball but at the same time i was like this kind of came out of nowhere. And there were days during quarantine where we were playing like 14 days in a row. My wrist never hurts.

I was like, what's going on? I think I just slept on it wrong. I think I had a little praying mantis kind of sleep. You look like a T-Rex right now. Yeah, some sort of animal. Yeah. And it was killing me. And anyway, popped that Isaac's back.

So it's going downhill health wise. Gosh. But the good news is we're four on oh okay we're four and oh we're undefeated we're in first place I'm sure we'll get some better competition soon uh we we had some pickle adversity we're down one to five the first game uh-oh rattled off 10 points in a row 10 10 points in a row 11 to 5 we won our last game 11 to 0 dude do you know how hard 11 to 0 how hard it was for Isaac and I not to sniff oh bro I love that inside joke seriously like we would I guess you should have they would have never known we were kind of like doing it under our

breath which I guess you're always sniffing kind of under your breath but um this joke comes from you know like in ping pong or any sport really you, you know, you get skunked by like losing, you know, sometimes like, oh, we played 11, but 7-0 is skunk. And so we started doing this thing where even if you just get up on someone 2-0. Right. Or 1-0 even. You're like, you guys smell it? Smells like a skunk kind of. That's a weird smell.

It's like I'm about to serve. Just throw it to Isaac. Hey, will you smell this ball? He'll smell it. That does smell weird.. It's like, I'm about to serve. Just throw it to Isaac. Hey, will you smell this ball? He'll smell it. That does smell weird. Toss it back. All right, I guess I'll serve it. That ball smells weird, though.

It was so hard not to sniff. And eventually, it's just like, you don't have any of that dialogue with your friends. And we just kind of very, very subtly, after we get a point, we'll just be like. Just like little things. It's so funny. Hey uh i almost called them little weenies but no the ten dollar tier you get some sniffing videos oh we'll do some pickleball for sure we'll take you to the podcast uh court and uh film some stuff because it really is so funny but oh man it's so funny there was one game wasn't there a game i forget what happened but we called

the sniff game yeah what happened i feel like it was because we were down like someone was down nine to zero and then like came back and won and it was like all because i think it was actually isaac and i who were just being like just obnoxiously sniffing like we're in the middle of playing the ball is coming towards isaac and he's like bending over to sniff the ball yeah before he hits it which was hilarious at the time and then i think we end up losing or something it was the sniff game You got the flu game in the sniff game man, that's awesome that you So so 11 to 0 so they were not good or were you just playing awesome?

We were playing that was the last game that we always get better and better as we go that first game Well, that's why we were down one to five. We don't play the same people that you beat 11 to 0 Sorry, we played two matches. so played uh these first guys uh which one of the guys we talked to before and he's like i'm not actually not on the team i'm just here substituting then he comes in fire i'm like oh they brought in a ringer oh yeah is it fair yeah uh which i don't know why it wouldn't be fair because it's still a sport um but yeah we were like it just takes a little while to adjust and by the end of the night yeah we went 11 to0 against a new team. And those guys weren't that friendly, so it felt good to beat them 11-0. Oh, really?

Yeah. Like, what were they doing? I just kind of went inside to cool off. Because it, oh, you play, well, you've been in there. You play in a garage, essentially. Like, it's indoors. Oh, you do the indoors ones? Yeah, but it's not, like, there's no AC.

There's little to no circulation at all. Humidity here has been crazy one window right there's not there's not windows on both walls I don't think they have like garage doors but they don't open them up very much you know it's like but it's not only on one wall or is that on both walls uh no that's just like it's it's very very enclosed there yeah the walls are down still yeah okay so it's warm and so Isaac and I went inside to cool off and we come back out and the guys are already out there ready to play. And we're like, oh, what's up, guys?

Are you whatever team name? Yeah. And then they were like, one guy then sits down. And we're like, well, we're ready to play whenever. He's like, all right. And he's like still sitting down. So we're like, I guess we'll just stand here until you're ready. Was he doing something?

Was he on his phone? No, he was just like chilling. And so it was kind of like weird vibes. Like third point of the game neon shorts he scored a point on us and he like fist pumps hard like this dude's definitely been watching the last dance he goes yes yes and right then and there i knew that they weren't good i was like if you're celebrating that much from a point from one point you don't get points that often so uh we should be fine interesting i wonder like yeah what's the point of trying to intimidate somebody pickleball?

It's pickleball. Yeah, if you're really good at pickleball. It's like it's pickleball right? How much of an ego could you ever get pickleball? It's kind of like Poor man's tennis a little bit like people yeah people just in general like well It's just sports you know like a lot of people don't even think any sport is that impressive and now you take it down And off from there. It's like it's like yeah, it's like the. You know, like a lot of people don't even think any sport is that impressive. And now you take it down and off from there. It's like, yeah, it's like the sport that anybody can play. You're better than everybody else, but it's still pickleball. So it's like, why are you trying to intimidate me?

And it's called pickleball. Gross. For no, why do they call it? Do you know why they call it that? There's two rumors. Okay. One is that the inventors, which was like a congressman who invented pickleball. Fun fact.

Oh. Like his dog. You told me government doesn't do anything for us? Let me introduce you to my friend, Congressman Pickleball. USAPA.org.gov. The dude's dog was named Pickle. And so they think it was maybe named after his dog. So they hit the dog back and forth over a net?

They were different times. This was the 60s. Yeah. That's true. Okay. Different times. times different times you can't judge nope but uh anyway that's one theory what was the other one i don't remember that well okay it wasn't as exciting it was like it was the pickle there's a part of a pickle where uh you know it's something one of those explanations where it's like i guess it could be but it sounds like barbecue and there was no balls or use a pickle instead or that yes um anyway enough enough pickle

pickleball pod casting yeah um something else uh a couple days ago brad my mom sent me a text and said uh i was cleaning out something of of mine and she said that i found this document that you wrote your junior year of high school and And it was a list of things that I, it was like some assignment of like things you want, 50 things you want to accomplish in your life. Uh, so it kind of fun to look back on and her text, she's like, you know, just found this. It's pretty cool. How many of these you've already crossed off. And there are a lot of ones on there. Uh, but I want to share some of the funnier ones with you of just like where I was in life. I was such an academic by the way, just like

one, like number, uh, like, where's it at? Like six on my list was like, get a PhD or something. Wow. And then number 25 is like study, uh, Da Vinci. Uh, 45 is study at Nostradamus. Like these are things I was like, wanted to set aside time to do. I don't know what I thought I was going to be at that point, but then other things, number 41 is own a laptop. Just wait. Someday I'm just going to be able to have portable access to my computer. It's a good thing I didn't get Aladdin's magic lamp back then. I would have used a wish on a laptop probably. Give me one of those laptops. Yeah. Number four is observe Haley's Comet. What? Who cares? You're a nerd who cares nostradamus

hayley's comet yeah dude number one i'm just very curious like first thing out of the gate graduate from college okay mature yeah good for you i did it you had you had goals in mind number six which i feel like i'm pretty close to play ping pong competitively okay i'm pretty much there practically yeah big ping oh yeah big pong big ping medium pickle big time uh that's fun give me some more um it's funny just the scope of like yeah my dreams are very big at times and then so small like on a laptop um let's see have my own website did that okay That's pretty easy these days. I think I thought that was going to be impossible. Um, talk to our president.

That's a lofty one. Oh yeah. Um, I mean you were in the white house though one time. Yeah. And one of the other ones, 54 is just to visit Washington DC. Okay. How about go to the white house? How about go to every single state?

That was one of them. Visit every state. So I'm leaving out a lot that I've already done, but are there any in there? Well, I guess the Nostradamus, Michael Da Vinci one, like whatever. Are there any in there that like you don't want to do anymore? One that I don't understand.

Number 48 is outlive my children. Why did I want to do that? That is, that is so morbid. Like, I think I wanted to be, I don't know. I really don't know. My guess is that I wanted to be really old. Like I wanted to live to beid. I think I wanted to be. Yeah, I don't know. I really don't know.

My guess is that I wanted to be really old. Like I wanted to live to be 110, I think. Maybe put some more text in there next time. I should have. 17-year-old Jake. Yeah. Outlive my children because I'm a medical marvel or something. Not because my child died tragically when they were 30 years old.

That one is the most confusing one by far. Ride in a limo is on here. I'd say you did that. That big time. Big time. Oh, wow. OK, we'll be done with this. That's fine.

I love mom. Well, sorry. Go ahead. Last two. Cheesiest one or just nerdiest one. Number 37. Create a math equation. Gross.

I love it, though. It shows how like like obviously we know that you're a smart like guy but like shows like how freaking smart you are yeah like i was i wasn't gonna say that but i think i said earlier so i'll say it again yeah you were kind of nerdy but like in a cool way i guess i guess i'm trying to outlive my children okay last one and this is the most confusing funniest one on this list more than outlive my children. Okay, last one. And this is the most confusing, funniest one on this list. More than outlive my children. Oh, there's actually 60 on here because this is number 57. Okay.

I say, I wonder what my teacher thought of this. I say, okay, number 57. Play baseball with a Cuban or Dominican. Why did I want that? That's the most rural Missouri thing thing i've ever heard i think i was a big albert pools fan i was like this would be awesome i want to experience this firsthand no it just means you've made it if you play with the cuba dominican because they're so much better than americans because they would never choose to play with me so i've clearly gotten to a point

where i'm doing well for myself i love it i can't wait to play baseball and then, you know, go, go blog about it on my laptop later. I love it. And mourn my dead children while I'm at it. That's one of my favorite, been one of my favorite things about, um, like growing up is like my parents finding my old stuff and like giving it to me. Like probably once a month when my mom sees me, she'll bring something like, Hey, I have all these things. If you want them, keep them, if not throw them away. Like, you know, but like just last week she brought me this book that I had made quote unquote book, but it was like NBA ballers or something like that. And it was like, it was just like me having a description of all these different NBA players

back in the day. Like it was like, yeah, it was like what you would find on the back of a basketball card or whatever. And so maybe if you're all access, you'll be able to see it. Oh, I could share the full list on there. It's really card or whatever. And so maybe if you're all access, you'll be able to see it. Oh, I could share the full list on there. It's really fun. All access. Oh, absolutely. Oh, that's a good idea.

So anyway, if you want to see childhood artifacts. Oh, that's a good idea. Like home videos. Yeah. This is gonna be so fun. I know. For all two people who sign up for so much work. For your mom and my mom. Like I already said, I sent this to you already.

I know, mom. It's contractually obligated. contractually obligated yeah go do all this for 20 bucks um anyway but that's that's really fun i love it i think maybe in general like this week we should all have the assignments ghost nation brad jake everybody write down 60 things you want to do when in the next 20 years yeah it's just always fun to do that. A for like the time capsule aspect of it and B to like reflect and like get some direction in life, you know, like, cause obviously you're 60 things now are going to be way different than your 60 things. And you're like, I think you have a laptop. I think you're good there. Like it's going to be funny. Like you're going to be like, yeah, last time I said I wanted to own a

spaceship and you're like, that was not very lofty. You know, like who knows in 60 years of spaceships are going to be affordable for people. Probably not. But anyway, I just think that's how I thought of a, one of the things on here was travel somewhere on spring break.

I don't know why that seems so like impossible. Did you guys not trap? I know you traveled some growing up probably, but like, not like you do now. It seems like. Yeah, we didn't didn't really go on vacations that much. Maybe because I played three sports.

My sister was doing softball and time. Yeah. Gymnastics and baseball also was during spring break. So maybe I was just like just really wanted to have a spring break. Maybe that's what it was. But yeah, just so big and so small at the same time. I love it. Go somewhere on spring break.

So, yeah, that's that was a fun thing. So that's a big episode on spring break. So yeah, that's a fun thing. So that's a big episode for my mom, actually. She's getting a lot of shout outs. I know, a lot of Trish. Yeah. Which I'm excited about. Yeah. Okay, so assignment for the ghosties and for us, 60 things.

Wow. We'll put the current 60 and the previous 60 on the all access. How's that? Sure. Okay. Okay. Wow. Okay, we've got some homework.

In addition to all the other videos we're going to make. I know.? Sure. Okay. Okay. Wow. Okay. We've got some homework. We did this. All the other videos you're going to make. I know I'm traveling for eight hours this week, so I have plenty of time. Also, I write jokes like it's nobody's business. So 60 things to write down. Easy. More jokes this week. More jokes.

Always more jokes. You want some? Yeah. Okay. You wrote more. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They love you, dude.

Oh, they do, dude. It's awesome. Oh, actually, there's a story. They called me out for plagiarizing this week oh uh that's the end of the story but that's how you know you're writing good stuff well so let me let me give you a little more it wasn't necessarily plagiarizing it was using my own joke again so maybe i'm just writing my own stuff again no but what happened was i use evernote to do all joke, like keep track of them all. And what I do is when they say we need 50 more jokes, I cut and paste the jokes into

a document like a word, Google Drive and send them to them. And so what happened was I had two different instances of Evernote up on my computer. And sometimes Evernote's weird with your phone and your computer where it doesn't sync up right. And so then it'll be like, you know, here's one previous version of your note and here's the current version. Yeah, that's annoying. And so what happened was I basically copy and pasted jokes that I'd already used and just copy and paste them and send them in again for my new 50. And they're like, hey, Brad, we noticed that about 10 of these jokes you've already done before.

If you're hitting a wall, we understand that, but we don't want you to be dishonest with us. And I like immediately emailed back. Cause I'm like, this is the easiest money I've ever gotten. I'm going to stay in good graces with these people. I was like, Oh, I'm so sorry. This is what happened with the Evernote and everything. So I didn't plagiarize, but I got close. So, all right. Are these for teens or these for teens? But I kind of gave up on that and just, they're just jokes. just jokes okay can i hear number 11 please oh yeah number 11 why was the bull always charging because because he didn't have enough cash on hand oh okay yeah good fun okay number 36 number 36 says how could you tell the astronaut liked the book he was reading it it uh he he was out of this world yeah no uh he couldn't put it down oh better better okay i have no idea how these come to me like anyway that's great 39 39 what did the coal miner name his son coal oh that's good i should just put coal uh doug oh

cole douglas oh claymore oh wow holy cow his dad's probably a coal miner big time that's crazy okay number 14 14 uh this one's so dumb. This is teen. I'll tell you, this is a good one for teens. What's a lawnmower's favorite song? Grass. I don't know. I'm sexy and I mow it.

Oh, nice. Yeah. A little PG. Yeah, that's... But then again, you know, teens can watch PG movies. They can. It's pretty much a thing. I've seen them.

Yeah. Number seven. Number seven says, why did the king want to become a dentist? So he could give crown crowns. Yeah. Yeah. That was not very good. Okay.

Give me last one. Your didn't have to be last one. The one you're most proud of. Okay. Um, I don't know if I'm really proud of any of these. Did you throw in mine that I gave you a baby's favorite pop star? I think I did. Lady Gaga. I'm kind of, I'm't know if I'm really proud of any of these. Did you throw in mine that I gave you? A baby's favorite pop star? I think I did. Lady Gaga.

I'm kind of, I'm kind of afraid, like I don't, not positive, but I don't want to put it on there again just in case. Could be a previous ever. Okay. Here's another teen. This one would have killed with the teens about 10 years ago. It's about Nostradamus. Yeah.

Uh, what's a ghost's favorite reality show character? A ghost favorite. I don't know. Honey boo boo. That is an impressive, like people will not probably understand that. That's impressive. Your mind goes to a place where you remember honey boo boo to put a pun to it. It's just like, like, like here's how I like literally the other day I was like, Catherine,

just give me a category, like give me something. And she's like, okay, jungle. And then I just made up a joke about jungle. Like, it's just, all you have to do is like kind of reverse engineer it. Like, okay,

jungle. Yeah. Why does a tiger like to, to cook from scratch? Cause he can use his whisk. Yeah, sure. Okay.

Say that again. Anyway, just like stuff like that. It's just, yeah, it's just, or I just drive around and I just think about stuff i'm on jungle so how did you're gonna yeah write this one down how did tarzan get famous okay he was on vine oh yeah the teens will love it he was on tick vine

that is good that's a jake that's a a Jake joke right there. Thanks. I like it. So anyway, yeah, you're right. Once you get a category now, so many. Yeah. And you just like reverse engineer from there. Like, okay. Cups, cups, fill things. So, you know, they, they live in Pence, Philvania or something like that.

Yeah. Like it's that easy or it's not that easy, but you know what I mean? Like it is kind of easy. You just kind of have to just train yourself to like just Forget trying to be hilarious and just like make dumb jokes. Yeah, so that's awesome dude. God. You're still making money that way Yeah, thank you. Yeah Brad I have something about you to bring up okay I haven't thought about how I say this we figured out. I think you're a popaholic.

No. There are... Yeah, I'm trying to think how... Are you... Tell me, baby. Y'all need to get in a group text with Brad to see the commas absolutely fly. I need to ask, are you doing it on purpose? No.

You have to be. No. You have to be. Tell me what. I feel like we text one-on-one. Talk to me, baby. And I feel like it's more casual. It's just like, hey, I'll be over there in a little bit.

Hey, sounds good, man. But then when it comes time for like pickleball group text, it's like- No way. Get out of here. I, comma, two, comma, am sad to say I cannot make it, comma, unfortunately. And it's like, dude, are you writing out a typewriter right now. This is a letter from war Dear Mary I long for your touch and I too

Regrettably inform you that it'll be another two months until I can come home. Give me a break. I'm just trying to be proper No, I really I brought it up because I truly thought you were maybe doing it on purpose. Oh, that's funny. I was like, there's so many commas. I like, and I probably could just not say it. Like I said it, like, I don't have to say, I think I used the word regrettably the other day. That's what I say.

Regrettably. I can't sad face. Like that's fine. You know, I don't know. It's just, I don't know. It's one of those things where once you know what's right what's wrong you don't want to do it you don't want to go against yeah what you know is the right answer i get it and i i appreciate good grammar i've stopped talking to

a girl because you didn't know the right form of your i'm like this is unattractive there you go it's unattractive and how do you know that she didn't know the proper form of your excuse is texting you maybe she's just like well i don't want to be that girl that has every perfect form of your you know well she just lost out on her she's just like, well, I don't want to be that girl that has every perfect form of your, you know? Well, she just lost out on her little Aladdin Prince. So it sucks for you. I'm looking at our texts back and forth to see if I have many commas.

Now I'm getting self-conscious about it. I don't see. You're not that much of a single man comma boy, but in the group texts, they fly. Oh, they fly. I,

okay. Yeah. I, I, one time I said to you, i won't talk about what i was talking about but i said the peace sign at the end is just so comma so great oh sure yeah i do um that's a comma i will say like growing up like i got critiqued by my teachers for using too many commas like i do all the time so now i lean the other way so like i don't still totally know when to use them yeah maybe i'm wrong maybe i don't need to put i comma two comma i too think this yeah i don't know i think i still throw in

too many commas because i want to use them but i've just i'm just competing with gunner for the best uh texting sure you know or for a gutter just every single every single one of them there's a typo it's like how'd you misspell that in route yeah he's literally in the route yeah anyway oh that's funny oh man point it out some more if you see it oh yeah it just it just made me laugh so i thought i would ask maybe that's just like a dad thing like maybe i used to you know not do that now i'm like oh now i have to you know definitely a dad thing um okay brad i'm gonna give you a opportunity to redeem yourself not you need to be redeemed but i want to see what you would do in this situation i was in public this week which is fun because we're allowed to went to a coffee shop and public bathroom but it's a co-ed in the sense that

like well it's private but a guy or girl can use this yeah genius move by the businesses by the way to save some stalls well and just like how much more careful are you going to be i'm just saying if you're going to go number one and you know that a girl could come in there this is right after this is what it's all about baby sorry you nailed it yeah so i think typically if i were to go into a restroom i know it's co-ed like that it's like i'm going to pee with seat up and then when I'm done, put seat down. I'll just sit down the whole time. I'm just kidding. I do that anyway.

Yeah, totally. And then put the seat back down so the girl doesn't have to raise it. I think we can agree. That's what you should do. That's what I do. This week, a unique situation presented itself. I get to the toilet. Seat is down, and there's already pee on the seat.

Uh-oh. Someone's trying to frame me. Yeah, you're framed for murder. They're trying to frame me. They did it to me on purpose, probably. Oh, for sure. So now I got options. This guy came out of the bathroom right before you. Sucker.

Pee all over the seat. Yeah. Bullseye. I can put seat up, do my business, and leave seat up. That way the next person knows that could have been me. The seat was up. But then it's not that respectful, though. Gosh, I hate this for you.

Go ahead. You know? Well, I guess before I even tell you options, what would you do? This is my, you know, you get framed for murder. You don't have a lot of options. And you're in the coffee shop. Right? Messenger coffee.

It makes a difference, honestly. No, second floor okay so because yeah because if it weren't co-ed i would just i just we're fine yeah yeah yeah i'll be like whatever dude like figure it out um because i can't leave the seat down because then that's my pee right i think i would just leave it down honestly and wipe or no why because here's the here's the tricky thing is that it's you have to wipe somebody else's pee that's gross degrading that's really gross that's really gross that came out of your urethra franklin i'm not to put my hand on that give me some respect um r-a-s-p-p-p-p okay uh i don't know like i just that that that to me is gross. Like I,

I am so okay. Like if I have some splatter on the toilet and in my house, I will clean it up every time. It's because you weren't using your PPT. I try to Catherine will say she will balk at that. Let me tell you. Will you clean up every time? I try to,

okay. Um, yeah, I didn't have a urination wig. Wow. It got everywhere. I didn't have my UW. Um, but I don't know, that's tough thank you was there somebody actively waiting for you that

you know of no okay um i don't know i guess i would just leave it i think i'm married so so i'm like i i care about what people think about me but not that much you leave the seat down or leave it up or put it up and leave it up? I probably wouldn't touch it if there's pee all over it from somebody that's not me. So you leave it down. I think I leave it down and just let it go. Leave it down the whole time. I think so.

I'm glad you're having trouble with it too, though. Or I would put it up. I don't want to clean up somebody else's stuff. No. Not unless there's like a spray or something that I can be like, I feel some liquid. I feel some moisture on my hand. I don't know what it is. It could be the Lysol,

you know, like it's fine. Like if it's, if it's just like, I know what this is or I get a big old wad of toilet paper. So there's no chance of me getting in there. Disseminating liquid disseminating. Yeah. Your hand.

Right. Good. Well, I'm glad it was troublesome for me. I'm glad it was troublesome for you too. I peed with the seat up and then just left it up okay so that's not like it's not that considerate but at least they know it's not my pee yeah i think couldn't have been i think that's the best thing i think in a court of law

they would understand there's no way yeah they can get the dna now you know so yeah bring it on bring it i got pink eye you want some d? I got goop for you right here. All the goop you want. You want some goop? I'll sell it to you. That's what we use. Growing up, we used this product on our stains that we get on our shirts. Ellis family, messy people when it comes to eating.

We get queso all over the place. You use this stuff called goop, and you put it on your shirt, and it's perfect. Really? It gets out anything. Cool. Goop. Look it up. Huh. Look it up if anything. So goop. Look it up. Huh.

Look it up if you care. Goop. There it is. Goop. Anyway. Come on now. Here's a thought. Here we go.

Speaking of goop, there it is. Whoop, there it is. I talked to you about this a little bit once, but like I've just thought about recently, you know, I've been listening to a lot of Top 40 and some of the songs are great. Some of the songs are like the lyrics on this song are pretty dumb. I mean, yeah. Pretty bad. That's kind of pop music's thing.

Yeah, that's fair. But I was like, what would happen? I just want to know sometimes, hey, we wrote this great song for you. They're talking to the artist. They're like, we wrote this great song for you, and we think it's going to be a hit. And they're like, all right, cool. What is it? What is it?

Like, hey, Usher, we got this awesome song for you. It's like to be a hit. And they're like, all right, cool. What is it? What is it? Like, like, Hey usher. Like we got this awesome song for you. It's like, okay. Okay. Like, is it, is it better than, um,

you know, whatever. This is my confession. Oh yeah. It's way better. It's called. Yeah. It's like,

what? All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll give it a chance. Like what's, how's the course?

Okay. The course goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Well, like what's next? And then you say it again. Yeah. Yeah. And so you just say, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, like, what's next? And then you say it again. Yeah, yeah. And so you just say, yeah, but like, and then he's like, okay. You know what? I'm just thinking about like all these different moments with that.

Like Black Eyed Peas. Hey, Black Eyed Peas. Hey, Will.i.am. We got this great, great song. It's called Boom Boom Pow. It's going to be a hit. Everyone's going to know it worldwide. Okay.

How's it go? So it goes, boom, boom, boom boom boom okay and then you do it again boom boom boom it's like okay okay what's after that and it goes boom boom boom okay and after that boom and then after that boom boom boom boom boom boom it's like that is going to be like what you know i don't know it's just so funny to think about like okay this song we're just gonna say whoop and then we're gonna say there it is there it is like uh whoop there it is it's not over there there it is there there you are yeah anyway i don't know i just think about that like uh like grills by nelly like okay we were just singing that a couple episodes ago like

smile for me dad and then you're gonna say what you looking at and then you'll respond appropriately i want to see your grills and then you'll be confused you'll be so confused you want to see my what and then you'll tell them yeah yeah grills yeah yeah yeah grills and people are gonna love it it'll be very conversational people are gonna go gang busters over it that is why music is more important than the words right there that's that's why i contend that it's so much because yeah is one of my favorite songs ever and obviously usher says more things than just yeah during the song but it's crazy how catchy that song could be and basically like three notes i think yeah it's more than that yeah i think that's three right there though like i think you could play that on the piano with three maybe four yeah that first part

anyway i freaking love that song so uh you know i also got some great lyrics i just uh just off the top um nikki minaj nikki minaj uh here's just some lyrics i pulled up just from memory that i remember when it first came out being like dang this is an intellectually just uh voluminous oh yeah song she must have studied da vinci growing up jump in my hoopty hoopty hoop i owned that she owned it and i ain't paying my rent this month i owe that but bleep who you want and bleep who you like bleep okay dance hall life there's no end in sight and for my favorite part tw, twinkle, twinkle little star. Now everybody let me hear you say Ray, Ray, Ray. What?

Now spend all your money because today payday. And if you're a G, you're a GGG. My name is Onika. You could call me Nikki. That's an entire verse for like a triple platinum song. That's Starships. Is it? That's the verse.

You're a GGG? I don't know what to say next. I don't know what rhymes with G. How about three more Gs? GGG. And then I can't think of something for like the middle's the verse. You're a GGG? I don't know what to say next. I don't know what rhymes with G. How about three more Gs? GGG. And then I can't think of something for like the middle of this verse. What if you just said just like a children's nursery rhyme? Just say Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.

It doesn't rhyme with anything else. That's fine. Did that even rhyme with? Just say Row, Row, Row Your Boat. People won't care. The beat is awesome. Like, do you remember how that song goes or anything? It's like very out of.

Our ship's made to fly. The verse is like very star or very fast. Yeah. But who you want, who you like, dance all life. There's no end in sight. Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Let me hear you say ray, ray, ray. It's like...

Oh, really? It feels like so out of place, even in the song. Like, how is this a song we're letting be on the radio? Like, we're fine with it. Yeah, it's just crazy. They shouldn't be allowed to do that. I've talked about the podcast before. Black Eyed Peas.

The breakdown of I got a feeling. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. They just sing the days. It's just, it's all about the music, man. This can't be allowed. My humps. My humps, my humps, my humps. My humps, my humps, my humps.

Like just say humps a bunch of times. Dude, you know, still a black eyed peas. Fergie, she went off and did her own thing. The girl can spell. And likes to spell. Have you noticed how many times she spells in her song? The song Glamorous? G-L-A-M.

Yeah. Yeah, she spells it Fergalicious too. It's just if you don't know what else to do. Just make they know what you're saying well how do i do that well just spell it out spelling is one way to do it uh i watched i just watched a clip of this kid i don't remember this but he was in the scripts spelling bee on espn one time and he fainted halfway through like they like gave him his word oh sweet he like fell over fainted. That's one way to get out of it. They didn't even pick him up. No one even attended to him. He got back up, got on the microphone and spelled the word. What? If you're on YouTube right now, I hope that we can

show it. It is awesome. Your word is Fergalicious. He's like Fergalicious. He falls over. And then all of a sudden, people kind of are mumbling. And he kind of gets up. Fergalicious. He spells the word. It's amazing.

Maybe that's just the protocol. Like, hey, if a contestant faints at one point, just let them finish. Okay? They're going to a different place. They will come back with the correct spelling. Like, hey, if a contestant faints at one point, just let them finish, okay? They're going to a different place. They will come back with the correct spelling. Out-of-body experience to a library. Yeah, anyway, it was awesome. Video clip of the week.

I think so. That's a good one. Holy cow. It must have been kind of old because it was on the old 4-3 format of ESPN. Oh, nice. So, you know, it was a little bit older. I miss old ESPN. We don't have to talk was oh nice so you know it was a little bit older I miss old ESPN I don't we don't have to talk about sports too much it's not a sports podcast this is a it's a pickleball podcast a putty potty podcast a patreon pickleball pandora podcast um that's

right but I miss ESPN and like the old sports center. And it just, it's not the same. Did you ever see Anchorman 2? No. I watched the first like 10 minutes of it and it was bad. It's not as good as the first Anchorman, but it's when like 24 seven news becomes a thing. And it's kind of funny. They kind of have a little commentary on modern sports. Like just, just nonstop sports, you know, just highlights after highlights. And like, no one's ever thought of this before.

You know, it's just like home runs, slam dunks, you know, whatever. Whammy. Yeah. And it's true. That's all we want. Right. I just want to watch. I'm okay watching the same sports center.

Like growing up, you watched one sports center and it like looped like 10 times. That was great with me. That's fine. Fine. That's fine. I'll watch it. Because I'm not sitting there five hours anyway. I don't need new stuff every hour.

Right. Absolutely. Miss LDSPN. If you're listening to ESPN, go back. Get back there. Get out of town. We don't need Stephen A. Smith talking to us anymore. We don't need analysts.

Analysts? Analysts? Analysts. Analysts. He's S. Grant. Oh, yeah. Right. We are getting pretty long already, so let's do a few voice memos.

Okay. Let's knock a few. Sure. Knock a few off memos okay let's knock a few sure knock a few off okay and okay and uh we'll end this episode here after a while um first one from hey brad how are you buddy hey uh yucky i'm anna i live in baltimore and i'm audrey i live in stafford virginia we are best friends and and we have been best friends for a while. We love listening to your friendship. It's so fun.

It reminds us of ours. And honestly, when we call each other to catch up, either every day or every week, we talk about that week's podcast. It's now part of our friendship. We give each other mediocre life updates and we both find ourselves talking like Brad we imitate him and his imitations of Donald Trump no no no no that's now part of our repertoire as well so thanks Brad but anyways we were wondering if you guys could dip into your archives of the

friendship and just tell us a little bit more about some of the shenanigans you've gotten into. Anyways, that's it on our end. Thanks. Also, you should really go Catholic. Bullseye. Bullseye. That's awesome. That's really cool. What episode are we on here? 58? 58. So we've basically done 58 episodes of archives of Jake and I.

There's not left from the Dead Sea Scrolls that hasn't already been put in a museum somewhere we're not holding much back we're not that much more interesting than what we talk about on the podcast but the only thing that's new information is i had to bring up brad's texting commas you know i'm having to dig pretty deep to find stuff you guys don't already know really cares about grammar and his text more than most people can you guys believe that uh we could go more in depth into some things that we've briefly mentioned. And I'm sure Caden or someone out there is going to correct us. Maybe we have already talked about this,

but the Justin Bieber concert day. Okay. It was a great day at Jake and Brad history. It was. So if you don't know the end result is that, uh, we got very popular. Uh,

we got retweeted by Justin Bieber, essentially not our own accounts, but a video of us singing. Sorry. Got retweeted by Justin Bieber, essentially. Not our own accounts, but a video of us singing sorry got retweeted by Justin Bieber with the comment, Like I said, I love Kansas City. His words, not ours. Yeah. Oh, yes. We did it.

So we had first made a video similar to this for the Royals when they won the World Series. A couple months before that. Which was so fun. And when we went and did the Royals one, we, uh, had like these press passes that made us look legit and everything. Um, and we did, we decided to do that as well. Like were we, were we ever thinking we would sneak into the concert or anything? I had something. Yeah. Yeah. I had made like a laminated little like ID badge from some made up company that said I was like a professional photographer and was planning on using it. it okay so this is when Jake and I live next door to each other and so I came

over we were talking about this stuff and I was trying to learn all these songs of his and I was just like I don't know this song very well and Jake would try to teach to me and Jake's voice is not the same as Justin Bieber's voice so it's different it is different um I mean he's music of our generation king of our generation and so uh i just i was not doing very well and i was like i don't know maybe we i'll just i'll just sing sorry over and over again like we did i didn't know any of the other songs which is fine um what was the song that i was trying specifically to like that you tried to give me a help with i don't know anyway um oh that's gonna bug me now boyfriend maybe no it was like maybe

it was a specific part of sorry anyway um so we were practicing all these different songs and then uh jake brad and zach our other friend there's three of us yeah yeah swirl hand uh yeah let's go went down to the sprint center which is where he was playing and just interviewed these people. And it was so fun. Yeah, it didn't take long before this woman from the news hits us up. Katie, I think it was her name. Yeah. And she's like, Katie Banks. Let's call her out. Hey, what up, Katie? Yeah.

She hits us up. It's like, guys, this is so fun. This is so great. Would you guys want to do like a spot on the show with us? It's like, great. So Brad still got his guitar. She does a quick interview. Brad gets on the news, says Brad So we're like, great. So Brad still got his guitar. She does a quick little interview. Brad gets on the news, says, Brad Ellis, Bieber fan. Little did they know. Two hours where he's like, all right, give me a Bieber song.

What's one of his he's done? That's him? No. So we're all on the news talking about it. Brad's little clip, maybe it's out there somewhere. Yeah, I bet we could find it. Maybe. Hey, all access.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe, maybe. And anyway, hey all access yeah yeah yeah maybe maybe and um anyway brad's like yeah i just always loved justin bieber you know it's the least i could do to come out here and sing his songs and support you know something like that just like clearly not true which and i remember i don't remember exactly what you said but i remember you were way goofier in your interview and none of it made it which is probably why i was on there yeah because you said stuff that like yeah i was going for it was just like incoherent like what does that mean i think it was coherent it was just i mean that's not the right word it was just very goofy yeah i was really just trying to like i remember that too kind of it was just like it was a little too weird for the news like

really trying to tell a joke city maybe for uh maine you know montana something like that but uh so we get done with the interview and she's like well i saw you like you have your guitar like you want to sing something and so uh brad starts singing sorry and then zach and i just start dancing um it was right during the part of uh uh missing more than just your body i'm like doing this like outline curve of a woman's body and that's the part that like so then she records that on her phone yeah tweets that. And that's ultimately what Justin Bieber retweeted. And so. And this was a decent amount before the concert. Two, three hours, maybe. Yeah, we wanted to interview people like the diehard fans in line.

Yeah. And Pratt, of course, doing his thing, just screaming at people. Yeah. Yeah. Let me hear you for beaver blog.com. We said that we were from beaver blog.com, uh, which really helped our credibility. Oh yeah.

Uh, well we learned a lot from the Royals video as far as like big crowds of people are super energetic. They'll do anything. Yeah. Like if you yell at them. Yeah. Even if not,

everyone's doing it, it seems like a lot of people are, so let's just yell and do some crazy things uh but yeah as like yeah as we were like filming and everything somebody was like dude you got retweeted you got retweeted by justin we didn't know and maybe katie came up to us the the news lady um but then after that it was like it was like an hour worth of like us being huge celebrities we became celebrities yeah Because if you're the type to be three hours early to a Justin Bieber concert, you're obsessed with him. You're checking, you're refreshing his Twitter feed constantly.

Right. The only thing he had tweeted all day long was our video. Yeah. So instantly, all these fans just know our faces. Oh my gosh, yeah. We're the only guys there with a guitar. But we would walk past somebody on the sidewalk, and then we'd hear him whisper, like,

those are the guys. Those are the guys. We're like, we don't even care about being we don't have tickets whatever we're going home soon like people would like stick their heads out the window and be like you guys just got retweeted by justin beaver yeah we made it uh laura and esther yeah oh that was great oh it's so fun so anyway fun day in jake and brad history i think we would have gotten more footage but we actually got in trouble by the event staff or whatever. Yeah, we couldn't be there.

Yeah, you can't be on the property. You have to be across the street. Because there was actually protesters there. Yeah. Westboro Baptists. Yeah, across the street. They knew how to do it right. Yeah.

We didn't know the rules. I remember, we don't really have to talk about it, but I remember being like, what? Westboro Baptists is protesting the beaver concert and then like their signs would just say like uh something like anti-gay it's just like what does this mean what does any of this have to do with anything i think they just go where they know there are a lot of people they don't even care what it is they're just there okay like i know they like protest college football games and stuff like that oh so it's like okay you're just there yeah they're just trying to get in front of people i guess that makes more sense i guess so yeah we didn't probably record as much as we wanted to but we got some good quality content still and we felt like

everything went so well like at this point like let's just pack it up and go home like how much better can it get like yeah i because i was planning on yeah maybe trying to sneak into the concert because i'd snuck into some other concerts previously while holding a camera in my hand and then at that point it's's like, we've reached the top. I don't need to go in. I've reached the top. Harry. Harry, I've reached the top.

So, yeah, we just went and had dinner. It's a good time. And went home. Yeah. And we actually went to Zach's house and watched the news. And every single news story, we're like, maybe we're next. Maybe we're next. And I was so convinced we were not going to get on the news like because it took

forever and finally Bieber fan I remember I had a Skype call with like camp people and I was like so frustrated the timing I'm like this has been the best day ever I told you guys I was free but I didn't think this would happen didn't think it's gonna be on the news oh man great times with with good times thanks for the question question. Yeah. Great question. Um, I think we'll go ahead and start to somewhat wrap things up. Brad, you want to tell me about your review?

Yeah, I do. Let me pull it up. Um, we love your reviews. Yeah. I know that YouTube comments have become a thing for you guys to interact with us, but don't forget about the reviews.

They help us. And, we love reading them or favorite piece of feedback we can get. So, uh, yeah. Thank you guys again. Is your, is your review of the week going to be from Emily? Oh, it's so good. help us and uh we love reading them our favorite piece of feedback we can get so uh yeah thank you guys again is your is your review of the week going to be from emily oh it's so good okay you do emily because i also really like the one that talked about how we have a birthday together my birthday twin um says brad we have the same birthday hey jake and brad's brianne listening

in boise boise say boise boise idaho I was just listening to the episode around Brad's birthday, November 13th, and I laughed so hard because we have the same birthday. Did she really laugh hard at the same birthday? Let's try it. So my birthday is November 13th. My birthday is November 13th. That is rich. You're kidding.

You're kidding. What year? 1990. 1990. um 1990 that is comedy that is good oh more more things like that are all access that's a funny day that is a funny day oh brian i'm just teasing you i'm just teasing she said love love the podcast so much it keeps me entertained during work also i say on your feet all the time because this podcast and always gets a good laugh good laugh love how good a laugh brianne tell us sometime compare it to brad's just now anyway thanks for the review that was really sweet uh real quick that kind of reminds me. One time, I still remember this because I thought

it was so fascinating. You know, on these dating apps, they'll give you prompts for like, best decision I ever made, yada, yada. You know,

we talked about tacos and stuff before. One of them was like, the key to making me laugh is dot, dot, dot. And she put, I still remember it, ice cream.

Oh. And I just had this thought, just like her, just be like, so I got you a rocky road okay oh no marshmallows it's rocky just losing it it's so rocky you're kidding oh it's so rocky why do they call it i'm sitting down i'm not on a road.

Oh, this is funny. I matched with her just because I wanted to ask about this. I got to know. I didn't hear anything back. Oh, man. Yeah, the key to making me laugh, ice cream. Random shout out to your Tinder Reddit thing. Oh, thanks.

The other day, Jana Burstead, listener of the podcast, ex-girlfriend of mine, review of the week, runner up the other week. She was texting me about something and she was like, I had no idea

that we matched on Tinder, Jake and I. And I said, yeah, well, he matched with almost everyone back in the day because he did this funny thing. So I sent her the link

and so then I read all those Tinder conversations again. So if you don't, if you haven't seen them before, they're so funny. So I think thanks. We'll, we'll link it somewhere,

somewhere. Maybe. Oh, I'm just kidding. Yeah. Just search Jake, Tinder, Jake,

Jake, triplet Tinder. That'd probably help. Reddit. Something. Anyway. So funny. Thanks.

Yeah. 2014 Jake was so funny. And now I'm just trying to keep up with old jake no way dude um yeah thanks brad uh emily from nebraska said hello jake and brad i was reading this review oh sorry now i'm not reading anymore um pause i jake was reading this review in a mcdonald's drive-thru this week and i was laughing out loud at the thought of some of the things you're saying yeah i've listened to you both for a while now and i love how often you mention how great it is that we all have amazing inside jokes sometimes though It's not great because I've nobody's shirt with in real life like on your feet

It's probably my favorite thing to say to myself. It is so many applications finish the finish the dishes Fold all the clothes the same day you wash them Mode on Pull the exact amount of change you need out of your wallet on your feet ha ha ha i can't wait to use it outside of quarantine um so oh and this is part that really made me laugh too she said anyway my boyfriend began listening recently he gave me a call while he was on the road. He was rocky road He was excited that the traffic was clearing up and he said a highway 50 on your feet My day has been made hot dog. Thank you for bringing more happiness and humor to this crazy It's about scary world. You're both extremely light in our days. You don't do you do keep doing what you doing?

Bye bye. Bye. Bye So yeah, I love that idea. Highway 50 on your feet. I love it even more, imagining him sticking his head out the window and saying, Hey! Volkswagen up there on your feet! Can you believe this traffic cleared up? Show me your foot.

November 13th, what about you? Okay. I almost laughed a lot. Okay, never mind. Sorry. Keep going. okay oh i almost laughed a lot okay never mind sorry keep going oh ended strong yeah this episode oh jumped through my hoopty hoopty hoop call it lou farigno that's how strong it is is that don't worry about it it was a bad joke didn't land he was the incredible hulk in like the 80s oh good job dude world's strongest man

brad would you like to end this episode with a jingle? Okay. Jingle jangle? Did you write one for me? I did not. While you were talking and recording a podcast? I did not. Okay.

Any thoughts? Any genres? I was going to probably do Evanescence, Bring Me to Life. Sure. That's okay. Would you like music accompaniment? I'm going to try it with the music accompaniment. It's going to be harder for me

because I really want to get to the good part. Wake me up! Maybe you can do a little spoken word to start it off. I don't know. Hey, up to you, dude. Here we go. Here she comes. Jake and Brad comes out every Sunday night and Monday morning. We love to talk to you on mics.

And we record it for a podcast a podcast called the Ghost Runners Podcast with Jake Jake Triplett and Brad Ellis

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Jake and Brad Get on guard on the podcast And Patreon That was so great. I did so well. Gosh. Oh, boy. I would say if that was a test, you tested perfectly for avanacids there. Perfectly for a D minus. Perfectly negative.

Goodness gracious. Positively. That was hard. I mean. Why? I mean, they're the queens of our generation. That's true. I mean, it's hard to do what they did.

Oh, man. Evidence. I thought you did great, Brad. Good job. Always a fantastic effort. Oh, thank you. Regardless of the outcome. Thank you.

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