Ghostrunners - 59 - Your First Words on Mars

Episode Date: June 22, 2020

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Last night was a little weird. We've all lost sleep before. Certain reasons. I was awake all night throwing up. No way. I was awake. Oh, no, these are examples. Oh, gosh.

I was like, crap, dude. I'm about to go on vacation. Last week, the goop. This week, you're throwing up. No, no, no. Maybe equally contagious. I don't know. Okay.

So, yeah, you could use up all night coughing or whatever. Last night, once ever in my life. How about I just say this is the first time it's ever happened. Okay. So yeah, you could use up all night coughing or whatever. Last night, once ever in my life. How about I just say this is the first time it's ever happened. Okay. That's how it was. First time it's ever happened. I was up. Couldn't go to sleep because I was sneezing so often.

What? I've never had this happen before. Like every time you were about to be like dozing off, you just sneeze? Truly. I was Googling it. So it's like, I feel like I did not have any allergy symptoms all day. And then I showered and And then the damn broke. What?

I don't know how this happened. But I couldn't, from shower to sleep, could not stop sneezing. Oh my gosh. And just snot. Everywhere. Just phlegm. Phlegm all over. It was disgusting.

Oh no. And I couldn't, oh, go take an allergy pill or whatever. We're still in a little bit of lockdown. Nothing's over 24-7. No. I was stuck. Oh my gosh. I was a little sneezy. Nothing's over 24-7. No. I was stuck a little sneezy anti-sleepy boy. So...

If you're showering out there, just, I don't know. Just be careful. Don't shower anymore. Stay woke. Yeah, I'm done showering. Theme music time. We got an oldie but a goodie. Oh, my life be like... Where are my 2004 christians at the deep voice

just run this podcast i like the deep voice hey thanks man it doesn't get very deep i'll be honest it's not my not my strong suit in life not a bass not much of a bass boy uh but yeah i was worried as i was going to sleep i was like one this is this is just weirdly frustrating that I'm sneezing myself awake. And two, I got to record two podcasts tomorrow. Yeah. And I'm just but then I woke up. I'm perfectly fine. No, no.

Snorty snorty. Oh, man. I just want to diagnose so many things. I just want to figure it out. Right. And I tried Googling it. It was like it didn't make any sense. It was like, how does a cruise ship float?

It's like, this doesn't help me. I can't understand the explanation. Doesn't make any sense. It was like, how does a cruise ship float? It's like, this doesn't help me. I can't understand the explanation. It doesn't make sense. It was like, well, there's there's pollens in your in your clothing. And so to me, that makes it seem like, oh, so when I shower and put new clothes on, I should be fresher than ever. Yeah, you're good. Right.

See, that's it did not make sense to me. But it's also very late at night. Maybe maybe your towel when you dry off, you like put your towel and you shove it up in your nose too much. Like getting in there too. I don't know. Well, here, let's review some facts. It's to the point where I generally am scared to shower. Yeah, like maybe don't ever.

Just go swimming. Just go in the lake. It'll be fine. Here, let's review some facts. Fact number one about your house right now that I just noticed is that there's no water pressure in the sink. Just the sink. But yeah, it comes out slower than a pee stream. You don't think that's maybe because of your sneezing thing. I would say it's directly correlated. Fact number two, we were getting ready to record this podcast right now and there was some kind of crazy thing with the lighting on your camera. You use the word hazy. Oh,

maybe there's just crazy amounts of dust in the air. Fact number three. Yes. You have a woodworker upstairs doing a lot of work right now. Isaac McDonald. Could they all be related? Could Isaac's dust be affecting the pipes, which then, you know, kill the kill the kitchen stream?

There was a second shooter at JFK. I think so. That's exactly it. I think you diagnosed itK. I think so. That's exactly it. I think you diagnosed it perfectly. I think so. I am perfectly guy. It is extra hazy in here. Kelly Clarkson had that song about it,

Behind These Hazy Eyes. Yes, right. Yeah, that was about dandruff and woodwork or dust. And if it gets a little bit colorful, Jimi Hendrix says it's purple haze. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, they collabed a lot in a sense.

Right, and Toby Mac used to say, we're living, we're living, we're living in extreme haze. Remember that one? No. Extreme days? No, I did not. It's a good one for our audience, I'm sure. I'm sure they get it.

I'm sure it's really good. Yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry about the sneeze. That's sort of like, how many hours of sleep? I slept from four to nine. Okay. But just not well. But like went to go to bed at two.

It's just a lot of sneezing. I get up a lot of times and I have to sneeze like three or four times, but not just like randomly throughout the night. It was, I mean, it's scary is an overstatement, but yeah, when you can't figure out why your body's doing something, you can't stop doing something. It's obviously reacting to something like, like something is going on wrong around you that is making your body say, I don't want this. Get it out. It's scarier than I'm fine now. I'm like, oh, it's going to come back then. Right. So this is not even really that much of a bit. This is like generally,

like if you know why I would be sneezing so much please tell me an allergist out there or something yeah whatever again this won't come out for a week and a half so i'll be i'll be in the hospital by then it'll be too late maybe just release this little bit you know out to the people you think i need you now i need you to tell me um on the on the topic of showers and water yeah brad guess what what i'm a water boy now oh my gosh i drink water then like the best water you can have i didn't even know that it was just i was it uh so tuesday morning i woke up truly don't know why but i was like i'm gonna drink only water today oh my gosh and i'm just gonna see how long I can go. And? It's been three days. I am not. No one has reached out to see if I want to model for them yet.

But. But. Yeah. I would say by seven days, you're for sure going. Yeah. I am expecting like a full six pack soon. So completely off everything but water right now. Yeah.

I mean, I'm still eating food. Oh yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. But. Liquid wise. Only drinking water. And I don't even know where it came from. I was just like, let's just try this. You remember that one time, not too long ago in Pickleball, I was Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, but liquid wise only drinking water and I don't even know where it came from

I was just like, let's just try this. You remember that one time not too long ago in pickleball I was like Jake and it was not trying to be like a mean thing I was just like Jake just genuinely curious. Do you ever just drink water? Not really and you're like no, not really like even when we play pickleball usually bring Gatorade. Yeah Yeah, so and every time we go out to eat, you always get a drink, which I respect like, you know, but wow. One thing I've already noticed so much cheaper when you get water. Oh, so much. Oh, except for now remembering Panda Express. Do you know about it? Yeah. Their water policy sucks. They know, they know. I say, Hey, bowl, orange chicken, chow mein, please.

And can I get a large water? We actually only have one size of water so i'm like okay and not knowing what size that's going to be but i'm like well can i get a like a large water like can you just put water in a large cup we we really only have one size water yep and that didn't seem right to me i feel like if i am willing to pay for water you should give it to me yeah i wonder if you say like hey can i get like can i just pay for the cup like because obviously the water is not costing them much money at all no yeah even the gas stations like stuff like that we have found drinks like you're paying for the cup sort of so cheap right anyway so i was already slight perturbed and now i i got shoved into decently perturbed when i saw the size of that shot glass of water. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, what a policy.

Yeah. Can I get 18 waters, please? Yeah, for free. I'll take a whole drink carrier full of your your little waters. Yeah, I just decided to start drinking water and pick this up in the morning when I got my allergy medicine at Walgreens. I was like, I'll grab a water while I'm here. But it sucks.

Oh, it tastes bad. Oh, it just does not taste good. What, this water does? Just water in general. No. Really? I don't like drinking it. Really?

Yeah. Interesting. Well, I think purified water has a taste. Like tap water to me just tastes like water. What? I know, it sounds weird. I've always just, it's water to me. I think if you're out there, you know the difference between like Dasani and Aquafina and Fiji

Really, I think so we should do a water blind taste test sometime. I don't know For me, I mean just to see if you could tell it because I think tap water doesn't taste as like Purified sound I don't know purified water is not as Refreshing to me, but I'm sorry. Go ahead. Okay. What about this? So you saw the, uh, yeah, that does not look too refreshing either. So recently as I've been drinking water, I'll fill up a water bottle in the bathtub. Uh, so we'll put that in the taste test. I can tell that apart. I mean, it's gotta be the same kind of water. That's what I keep telling myself, but then like, it's also coming out of a different faucet. I don't know maybe that makes a difference

So I've been drinking a lot of bathwater. Maybe that's why I don't like it. Did you rub with the hose water? You know, that's what I was gonna say So I was at one point in time I could tell the difference in water and it was because I grew up on well water And so then if I would have like city water, I'm like, oh this tastes weird to me, but now it's just all water What is well water good? It's pretty unpurified i mean it comes straight from the ground okay uh so you just you know i remember we had some guy out strafford when i was like third grade uh drill you know like a couple hundred feet deep really to find

like a you know water table holy so how does that work do you just not ever pay for water then uh once you get that done i don't know i young. That's crazy. Stuff like that is just really interesting and amazing to me. Like my friend that lives in the country, they have like a wood-burning heater basically outside and they just throw wood in there and they never have to pay for gas.

They have a wood-burning heater in their home. Yeah, well they have like a fire basically going outside in this big heater thing that then like shoots out to the rest of their house or something where they do the summer time What burning AC yeah? Oh, yeah cool on free on burning a hot ice

ice cubes That's right hot ice I heat up the ice cubes Anyway, okay, so whenever I am, like, really into water, which is not right now, I find myself, which makes it sound like maybe you're not, but I find myself more quenched by water than I was before. Like, usually, if I have the choice right now between water and Dr. Pepper, I'll be like,

oh, of course, Dr. Pepper. Yeah. But then, like, once I get in the habit of drinking water, I'm really into water, and it's like, this is really good. We we'll see i hope i get to that point yeah i think you will trey drinks like a gallon of water a day and he said that it took him a while and now he craves it more than anything else yeah exactly you never craved it before and now i think you're gonna start that would be cool there's also uh that reminds me of when people talk about a runner's high that seems that's crap yeah there's no way because i have

tried running and i have felt so low so so low like like yeah you get like the the dry mouth where you like kind of like can't like you're kind of coughing but you're like struggling to even cough and like oh it's just the worst i told that's right in the podcast i'm pretty sure the last time i tried running i i looked down i was like how many miles had been 0.9 i was like get me home i'm still a mile away from my house this sucks yeah i hope i get to a point where i where i want to be quenched by it but right now it's just like it's kind of just fun i've talked about this before too like how much i love change and just like trying to recreate like the seating chart that you like love that i experienced in fourth grade with life so this is like my seating chart right now like

cool wait wait i don't understand the analogy Yeah. I'm kind of summarizing back in the day. I loved a new seating chart day. Like, Oh, I was just like, this is so fun. Everything, like my entire life feels like it's changing in this classroom about the seating chart change. Okay. Maybe I haven't talked about this on the podcast. Not that I remember. Okay. It's just, um, so I've always loved change and I can look back at it from when I was in second grade to now. Like I love when things change. I kind of love when my life gets changed. I think that's why I, you know, quit my YouTube job to go live in a limo and then move with

Trey. And now I drink water, you know, just crazy things. Now, after all that, we're going to put water in the mix. It's going to be nuts. The water is nuts. the water here is absolutely So that's my new seating chart right now. I love this just drinking water And it's all just like self-discipline just like can I do this can I only drink water? No, you can do it. I I went off pop for two years one time my sister

You didn't sit down to poop. What'd you say? I I did not I went off pot off pop I would Pearl Harbor it down from a squatting position oh man no soda for two years yeah my sister bet me she lived in la at the time she said brad i was in eighth grade and she said brad if you can not drink pop for a year then i will pay for your tickets for you to come visit me i said okay and then after that year i didn't have desires for anymore huh so then i just didn't drink it for another year. And then I got back on it with a vengeance, baby. How was your LA trip? It was wonderful. Went to that Diddy Reese place where you get the dollar ice cream sandwiches. Wonderful. Went to a filming of Jeopardy. Got to meet Alex Trebek, my literal hero. You met Trebek? What is? Yes, I did.

Yeah, I did. It was awesome. There was the Jeopardy studios is probably only like 50 people in the audience. Oh, it's like very. I mean, I didn't I didn't like say hi, Alex. But I mean, like I saw somebody I didn't meet him. I mean, that's pretty close to being phase three safe at Kansas City. Yeah, exactly.

That's great. That's how I base everything now. See, I don't know anything about the phases at all. Like, I don't know what number is what. So phase three is what? 50 or less? 45, actually. 45?

Why are they drawing the line there? You're mad. Yeah. 45? Oh, it's not even divisible by 10. Seriously, I know that sounds ridiculous, but give me the 40 or 50. 45? What happens if, you know if you know whatever 22 23 couples

want to come hang out i think this is i think this is what people are looting about i think they're mad about it maybe so i honestly don't get it divide by 10 please geez uh dude it'd be fun to go on jeopardy but like uh like a normal guy's version trey and i were just talking about like going to trivia night or something, and that'd be so fun. Dude, I'm all about that stuff. Let's quiz each other. Let's practice. Oh, gosh.

Okay. How far away is the sun? 42 million miles. Kinda. 93 million. God, 93? It's a random. That's not a business.

Make it nine to your hundred. That's funny. Okay, your turn nine to your hundred. That's funny. Okay, your turn. Oh, man. Gosh, give me a category or something. I don't know. Oh, okay. Give me a category you know a lot about.

Geography. Oh, okay. What continent is the country of Georgia in? Europe. That is correct. Oh, thanks. Okay, what category do you want? Sports. Sports. I actually know something about that. Okay is correct. Oh, thanks. Okay, what category do you want? Sports.

Sports. I actually know something about that. Okay, sports. Okay. What is the name of the baseball park where the San Francisco Giants play? Is it still Pac Bell? AT&T. Oh, dang it.

Of course. Why not Verizon? What? She can do wireless. Ever heard of it? Oh, frick. Of course. Why not Verizon? Why? She can do wireless. Ever heard of it? Oh, frick. Of course. Of course not Pac Bell.

I don't think Pac Bell's even a thing anymore. It's AT&T. Is that a company? I guarantee you AT&T bought them out. Stupid. I knew where the stadiums were when Barry Bonds was around. Not anymore. Just like some old telephone company.

Jitterbug Wireless, I think. They're the ones who sponsor that one. 10-10-2-20? Not anymore. Just like some old telephone company. Jitterbug Wireless, I think. They're the ones who sponsor that one. Jitterbug. 10-10-2-20? Anyway. Let's go to trivia night. I think we'd do all right.

I think we would do great. I mean, you did great there. I think I nailed both of my answers very well. And every time you get it wrong, just yell, what? No. I've never heard of that. Hey, who made that question up? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just say it so confidently. Rile up all the other people who got it wrong right isn't this crazy you you put what i put us all four of us we all got it wrong 42 42 million seems plenty far away doesn't it come on how can we even know ask a question that i can prove with myself please yeah who's ever been in the sun who can tell who can tell me for sure everything uh last week we had a little scare you said the chick-fil-a is closing clarified said closing their insides right until 2021 mr james is dead not really mr j-bone i talked to him yesterday he goes i do not like that nickname oh if you go to the chick-fil-a in lenexa please ask for j-bone oh we put him on blast so hard he was

i was like is it because you want them to call you mr j-bone and he was like i feel like i i earned mr james i don't want to have to start over with j-bone it just sounds weird to me i was like it does sound weird oh yeah of course and and there's so much less respect for j-bone yeah that's for mr j-bone sounds like like a WWE wrestler that loses every single time. Yeah. Or like your high school friend who now posts music on SoundCloud. Hey, yo, what up? It's me, J-Bone.

Yeah. Hey, you know who it is, J-Bone. Give a dog a bone. We doing nursery rhymes today. You can find me in Zoomies later. I got a shift from nine to five. That's my first song nine to five turn it up turn it up uh but yeah jay oh chick-fil-a yeah i went the next day after this uh first first

water day and i was talking to our boy kyle remember him oh i remember yeah yeah speaking of somebody who can record some music yeah yeah he's got a studio that's right uh kyle was saying that oh i asked him. I was like, is this true? That may not be open for a while. He's like, I could see that happening. He's like, I think Chick-fil-A's stance, which makes sense now that he explained it, is like with Corona stuff, they could not be open at full capacity, which they're always busy

anyway. So they would be turning people away constantly, which creates complaints and like upset customers. Right. And like the way things are now, it's almost like, well, no one's really complaining because they're not being turned away. You just go through the drive-thru. So if they were needing to limit capacity, it doesn't make sense for them. Yeah, because you go to the door and then they say,

sorry, we have too many people right now. You can go through the drive-thru if you want. But then people are like, well, I just wasted three minutes getting to the door rather than going through the drive-thru and whatever yeah that makes sense i do think it's silly for them to set a hard date not till summer of 2021 not so we won't open until the olympics are open that's our rule that is weird but whatever who knows because yeah we can find a cure next week and then you don't have then chick-fil-a stuck what are you gonna do you can't open until 2021 because you said so no way no I know but Chick-fil-a Chick-fil-a is a company that doesn't

ever you know stand for values so they're probably like no I don't know we're not gonna we're gonna stand on our word here we're just gonna we're just gonna open up never mind yeah yeah I saw you at Chick-fil-a last night that was kind of fun a fun time yeah just meeting up there um another girl apparently saw us never saw her though i don't know about that maybe she just you know knew we were probably there and just assumed she's kind of shooting her shot hey you're a chick-fil-a right now aren't you yeah where are you oh just left what a great pickup line like no matter if you're there or not just like just saying something so random like that doesn't make any like it could be true it's very it's very impossible or like it's not very

very possible but it might be true like you have a teacher named mrs jackson too yeah yeah hey you were in advanced math right and then either way that you started the conversation yeah that's an interesting tactic like getting them to agree no matter what it is just getting them to agree yeah on something frozen yogurt isn't as cool as we thought it was five years ago, right? Right. That's a fad. When's the freezing ice cream thing going to be done? Because it seems like that's kind of weird, too.

Dippin' Dots should be more popular. Yes. It's the future. It's supposed to be the ice cream of the future like 30 years ago. Where is it? Yeah. Donde esta el dipin'? El dipin' door.

Someone actually DMed me yesterday. This is not the girl at Chick-fil-A, but about Chick-fil-A. And she was like, hey, I want to get Chick-fil-A on the beach with you. And I didn't respond, but I was like, that does sound nice. That does sound, well, yeah. The sand might get in there a little bit, but you know. If it's not windy. Okay, yeah.

Wow. Because I never really thought about combining those two things because hey hey are you on the beach right now and then they don't know i'm not okay well how's it going well you ever been to a beach yeah okay now we got some talk about right calm you ever had a you had a chicken sandwich on a beach uh so brad you're about to go to the lake so we're recording this one early it's only been a few days since last episode, but how, how have you been? Oh man. Uh, great. Just busy as ever. Cause trying to knock it out before trying to knock it out. Yeah. I had three orders go out yesterday at once. And so my delivery guys that do almost all my deliveries for me came in like

this big moving truck. And it felt like I was like this big company because like by the time they loaded everything up in this truck, it was like like yeah, I was like filling up the truck and it made me look like I was like so legit Yeah, that's pretty cool. It was kind of cool. You know afterwards. It was like really nice to have my shop all you know Cleaned out and everything cleared out But of course I've already filled it up with other things that I need to work on so how many days until you leave? Tomorrow's when I leave. Oh wow. Yeah,. So I'm not going to get it all completely done. But I got everything done that I wanted to get done. But then I got more orders, which is great.

So just trying to keep going. But yeah, I could tell you how the lake trip was if you want me to look into the future. Yeah, like your haircut. Kind of like the haircut. Yeah. Okay. Welcome to a week and a half in the future. Brad, you're back from the lake. Yeah. How was it? Oh week and a half in the future. Brad, you're back from the lake.

Yeah. How was it? Oh man. You see these boils? Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, I noticed that the last hour we've been talking, but I hadn't said anything. I don't know if you've ever heard of a super mosquito, but, uh, Ooh, they are out in with a vengeance at, uh, you know, Texas lakes. Um, no, it was, it was a fun time. I forgot to put on sunscreen the second day I was there. First day I was like, it was a fun time. I forgot to put on sunscreen the second day I was there. The first day I was like,

oh, this is great. I can sunscreen up. Second day, forgot. Third and fourth day, just had to stay inside. And so I actually watched a marathon on the Disney Channel, Disney Channel original movies.

I watched Brink. Okay. I can't think of any more. And some other ones. Motocrossed. That's the Cheetah Girls. Smart House. Yeah, Smart House.

Blank Check. All these different ones that were just great. How were Hattie and Bo on their ride down? Hattie was pretty good. We actually ended up... Catherine's kind of a naturally minded mom. And so we actually did this thing where we opened up the window and actually just put her in the back of the truck like in the bed oh yeah just strapped her down in there um just because you have ratchet traps they can hold like 1500 pounds right and how do you i mean i haven't asked her

because you're not supposed to do that to girls but i don't think she's that big she's less and so uh it's like this natural like they they inhale better with the air you know back in the back um and yeah they call it the natural tornado is what they call it for her that's cool um i know the one time i went skydiving it was so easy to breathe just because you're going so fast and that air is just going straight in your nose yeah that's exactly i think that was actually how they got inspired to do this uh was they were skydiving one day and they said why not do this to a three-year-old girl uh for eight hours on the way to the lake and we'll call it a natural tornado.

Yeah, we'll call it the NT. So she was not too into the NT. Okay. But by the end of it, she fell asleep or passed out. We couldn't really tell which is which. Also forgot to put sunscreen on her, so bad news there. I was going to say, I did notice the picture. She had a very interesting purple complexion.

And I guess it was maybe she was blue for some reason, but then got sunburned and created this kind of beautiful lavender yeah it was like purple haze kind of thing sure kind of that how was bow but was bow was great for the most part he did he can't swim yet and so still mmm yeah and so we we threw him in there a few times but he just kind of flailed around and just you know started sinking i was like all right i mean probably just for attention though i know that's true you're right yeah um but overall he was a great baby um slept really well didn't cry once didn't cry once you're

kidding zero times uh just almost to the point where we're like is he okay like kevin's dog yeah exactly so sleepy or kevin's turtled is it a turtle no kevin's dog too Yeah, exactly. He's so sleepy. Or Kevin's turtle. Is it a turtle? No, Kevin's dog, too. Like, he's like, oh, he smells bad. Oh, yeah, that's right. My dog, Ruby, doesn't do anything. She just lays there all day.

She's so chill. What does she smell? She smells horrible. It's unbelievable. But I don't want to put her in the bath because i'm afraid that she'll drown um so anyway uh but it was great um probably the craziest thing that happened was one night we uh were making s'mores and this guy comes up to us um you you see where this is going right what do you think is going to happen? Tell me, what happened?

What happened? So this guy comes up to us. He's looking a little mangy. Looks like one of the, they call them Texas lake rats is what they say. Okay. So he looked like a TLR. And this guy was just like,

hey, do you guys have any extra malos? And we're like, yeah, we do. And so he's like, you mind if I roast him? I said, be my guest, man. And as he's roasting him, he actually, what do you think happened next? He was roasting him and then he flipped one up in the air and actually hit Hattie on the top of the head. Okay. And since it was so hot, it kind of, it kind of burned her sunburn that she had from the NT.

So she was fine afterwards. Kind of like a two, two wrongs make a right. Exactly. It was like, it was like two negatives make a positive kind of thing. Like, uh, cause I was an advanced math. So, um, anyway, and then the T the Texas Lake rat was like, oh, I'm so sorry, sweetheart. And I said, do not call my daughter sweetheart. Get out of here.

That's the end of the story. So overall, great lake trip. I thought you actually knew where you were going at first. At first I thought it was Toby being no more s'mores. No more s'mores. No more s'mores. No more s'mores and then i thought it was uh some pun with uh burning the marshmallow and like black marshmallows matter i thought you're going that direction i was like oh he's about to do something

really clever here and instead no that's hard that's hard uh that's funny yeah it was a good time so well i'm glad you're back from the lake. Boils and all. Boils and all. Yeah, we'll get better. I mean, when it all boils down, we'll be fine. We'll be fine. So, yeah. How are you doing in the future? Do you want to talk about it? Or do you want to tell us how you've done in the last two days?

Since we've recorded last. Let's see what's happening in the future. I mean, I'm probably still haggling back and forth with Old Spice in the future. They keep having me take stuff out of my video. Which I already said. I haven't heard about this. Well, last episode, I just said that like, oh, the video is probably out by now.

This is before we had been emailing. And last episode, I even said like, the video is already not that good. Okay. But whatever. You put music into it. The music was better. And they keep like basically taking out the jokes,

which I don't know how much like control I have anymore. I'm like, well, I want to leave this in because it's not that funny if I keep taking this stuff out. Right, right. Like like i had this whole and i get maybe some of it that it could be a little distracting but the whole premise is that i accidentally catfished a girl like i met up with a girl online and now i'm wearing a hat but she's like you look nothing like your pictures because i'm wearing a hat and i'm not showing off my hair um and so there's just like a couple funny lines of dialogue where she's like this

always happens to me i'm like what are you talking about she's like last time the guy was five four and had bronchitis you know this time and i was like what's wrong with bronchitis and then like later in the uh video when i'm like going to style my hair i'm back in my car you see her like head nod some guy like what's up dude or whatever like you ever had bronchitis just like funny stuff like that like that she is maybe has this weird thing for bronchitis and like, let's take out all the bronchitis stuff. Let's take out this stuff. Let's take out this opening stuff.

I'm like, well, there's killing it all. Yeah. It's not that I don't want to post this. Whatever. I wonder how often like ad agencies and stuff like get stuff just like completely shredded like that.

Like, like they have like a pretty funny thing and people like the companies overall are just like, you know what? Actually, let's just make it as simple and like vanilla as possible. It's true. That could happen all the time. You know, like I wonder that that's why I think it would be kind of sucky to be like an actual advertising person, because I think that would, they'd probably get like, so pigeonholed into like these pretty simple ads most of the time. Yeah. I don't know. That's a good point, but that's too bad that're that they're doing that to you all things considered i think it's because i'm so coddled

because i mean for one you and i but also like definitely like trey and i have such creative control over everything we do yeah you know that it's you get so used to it freedom yeah no one should ever tell me what how to make my stuff right because that's what i've been used to but that's very much the norm for like traditional entertainment and whatnot so um well we'll get there we'll talk to him okay yeah thank you thank you that's very much the norm for like traditional entertainment and whatnot. So, um, well, we'll, we'll get there. We'll,

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Never? That's okay. Never? I don't think. If I look into, you mean like rent from the library, like a book about eels? That's what I mean. You ever done that? No.

Me neither. Okay. But, lost my library card. But, always hated them. Because I already dislike snakes a lot. Hated e neither. Okay. But lost my library card. But always hated them because I already dislike snakes a lot. Hated eels. Yeah. Hated them. Yeah.

Why would I like them? What do you hate? Mushrooms, olives, snakes, and eels. I just did not like, I don't like the idea of an eel. Like a snake. That's fair. It's like the snake of the ocean. So fast.

Yeah. The devil, the devil of the sea is what I'm calling it i'm going to edit the wikipedia diablo del mar as they call it in mexico see that's gonna ring to it diablo del mar sounds nice that does oh we should vacation diablo del mar get an airbnb look at this four four four days three nights in diablo del mar for only 349 there's an airfare included yeah uh electricity is not included there's eels in the bathtub. You're going to want to plug them into stuff. You'll figure it out. Oh, yeah.

Eels are the ones that electrocute you or shock you. They have electric city in them. Really? But here is what's so fascinating. Forget the electricity. Forget the devilish nature. Do you know? I'm going to assume no.

Did you know that we still do not know how they reproduce we don't know look it up everyone i dare try to find it try to find on the internet we don't know as a society how eels reproduce by reproduce do you mean actually have the eel or get the eel inside of them to have the eel or both uh i i think it's more the conception phase okay basically really we have never observed eels uh reproducing in the wild what like they've seen it in a lab before they've like taken some eels and so they think they know how it works but pretty much there's like this mass migration to this like center part of the ocean that they all go to and then they come back with kids that's terrifying they don't know how they're reproducing there's like this mass migration to this like center part of the ocean that they all go to. And then they come back with kids.

That's terrifying. They don't know how they're reproducing. It's like the Las Vegas of the sea. Diablo. Diablo Del Mar in Las Vegas. Diablo de 21. Nice. Blackjack.

Okay. Blackjack. Blackjack. That's what you'll say when they're ready to conceive oh blackjack anyway I'm an ace you a queen I am alright I'd like

I'd like to double down face down please I'm done I drink water now I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I drink water now. I'm pure.

I'm pure. Good. That's good. Yeah. Anyway, just needed to share that. Like imagine just Googling something innocently in your room at 1am and then you find out that we don't know eels are made. Where'd that come from?

Like where, where in your, where in your thought process were you thinking about eels? That's, that's what's intriguing to me. I Google stuff all the time. Yeah. So I don't know. Just curious. You know, it know it's we we can find out the answer to almost any question you have nowadays which is cool it is crazy other than how far away the sun is do you know yeah 100 miles really knows yeah probably around 100 um who that's sorry so stop that's what you should do your trivia night is give an approximation for every answer. Just put the like, yeah, a round sign, like the little tilde.

Yeah. Yeah. How many, how many people live in Uganda? Give or take a million off of several million. Yeah. One to 20 million or whatever. What was I wrong? Yeah.

Was I wrong? Tell me, tell me if I'm wrong. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. What were you going to say? I was just going to say, where are eels? Like, where do you find those?

Where in the ocean? Obviously in the ocean, but if I go to the beach in Florida, which I'm not going to this year. Be careful. Seriously. Where are they? Now that we talk about it, I do not want to get anywhere near eels. Oh, they suck. The article said,

and I want you to know, I read multiple articles. I wanted to make sure like reputable sources reputable sources i was like this can't be true and then multiple articles all saying the same thing so yeah it talked about where they live i think they're pretty dispersed like they meet this one place in like the atlantic ocean and then they'll go to the americas north and south and africa and who knows that's crazy eels man that's great once a year it's like it's like abyssa you know it's like this crazy music festival where everyone just flocks for like a weekend and just like all

right we're good let's get back home the eels become some sort of lindsey lohan going to mykonos and it's just like there's not really footage of it but you hear things on twitter right and then there's more then there's more of them there's and then they make parents and now now we have two of them. Yeah. Kind of double down. Parent trap style. Yeah.

So that's crazy. I had the thought the other day, speaking of random thoughts, about leap day. Oh, yeah. Why do we need to be jumping all on the same day? I do not get this. Right. Yeah. It's like opposite of limbo day.

Why don't we have squat day, bend down day, lunge day? There's only one verb for a day. It's leap day. Leap day do let's do run day we can all get high on running runner's highs um yeah no obviously like leap day 364.25 years 365.25 365.25 days in a year so if we didn't have it then it would like mess up like this calendar winter. Oh, the Scorpios would be out of whack. Seriously though. Like how fun would it be if we didn't have a leap day? And like, maybe, you know, right now in four years, it'd be kind of cold. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Like, like you'd never know, like when summer is summer, you know, like that'd be really fun if on christmas break sometime we were all going swimming or vice versa like like we're we're going down a uh a snowy hill right now i mean that would take hundreds of years to like flip the i know the calendar like that i know so i blame our ancestors first and foremost let's do that let's do that as millennials let's blame

the people before us um yeah that's that's on ben franklin right it's not our fault uh no just kidding he did daylight savings but how the heck did they figure out 365.25 by the way how do we know anything that's going on in space i don't know jupiter has 11 moons sure it does okay yeah it could be a fact check you know you'd be like that looks that that looks like a star remember pluto it's not a planet anymore. Yeah, that one killed. You guys heard of Pluto? It kind of is a planet now. Hey, you know about your butt?

Yeah, we're naming a planet Uranus. Yeah. How about that? Come on. You can't refute it. No, yeah. And it's crazy how much money we spend. This is going to sound like politically driven, maybe.

I don't know anything about it, so I feel comfortable saying it. It's crazy how much money we spend on like space travels like nasa i get so much money like why what does it do for us i know like what is the benefit of us going up there like i think it's cool don't get me wrong definitely cool it's crazy i loved interstellar okay never saw that but love the martian which i think is equally as true there's no eels in either movie they're very good perfect okay yeah great but Yeah. Great. But like, you know, I think it's really cool, but at the same time, it's like, that's a lot of money that we're

spending. And what is it affecting when we realize that there's this, this, and this on a different planet? Now, if we are able to like colonize Mars like a hundred years from now, then I'm like, oh, it was worth it. But that's not happening. I feel like there's a lot of things that could like, I don't know. I, like I said, I don't know anything know anything about this yes if you have a passion for space leave a voice memo

leave us a five-star review do something to tell us give give us your uh argument about it but yeah right now i don't think either of us i've been doing that a lot lately yeah a lot i'm worried about you i know i sneezed like crazy last night too um were you in my shower i mean anyway captain hook might have been uh but no just uh just if you have a passion let us know about it because i would love to hear you an argument for like this is why space travel is necessary yeah open to hearing about it i mean it's cool that there's satellites in the sky for like you know cable television and whatnot yeah i mean if i didn't have my hgtv, I would be freaking out. So thanks for that, Neil Armstrong.

We're open to being educated about it. We just don't know. We don't know why so much money is going out to that. It's cool that the Houston Rockets are, you know, a thing now because of NASA. Yeah, and it's cool that the stock market is named after it, like the NASDAQ. That's cool. Oh, I didn't realize that those things

were correlated. NASDAQ. Same company same company nas oh golly holy cow okay well there's a yeah and there's an nfl quarterback he's sponsored by nasdaq prescott he's sponsored by them do you know that yeah oh that's right nasdaq yeah kind of cool which is funny it's ironic because he hasn't gotten paid yet there's been all this money there's a of debt. There's a lot of debt in the nation right now. So that's good. Another thing that I've Googled before, bringing it all together, is the space race. You learned much about that? Not as much as I wish I did.

If I went on Jeopardy, I would definitely study up before. You'd brush up before. Yeah. I don't know much about either, but there's, you know, there's those conspiracies that like maybe we faked the moon landing. Right. The more I've looked into it and like how big like you're just the context of the cold war and us versus russia i am going to go on record and say i hope that we did fake it okay i think that's such a cool story if like we

basically like tore down the soviets morale and like won the space race and like into the cold war by like green screening a moon landing in the 60s. That's awesome. That's like something out of a movie. Yeah. Like like let's just like let's spend way less money and just figure it out and just like kill them like we just dominated them because the Soviets did everything before us. They've sent the first man to space, the first like man to orbit the Earth. I think the first woman in space or whatever. They did a bunch of like first. And then we came in and we're like, well, we're we just magically like ended up on the moon we got hollywood hollywood's better than anything in moscow so let's let's do this thing right yeah oh you have evil steen nipton con we have spielberg how about that he's our best astronaut which spielberg kind of sounds like a russian oh crap

what have we done if that's the second part of the conspiracy is we we took him over here and we had him produce things for us i don't know we're turning over a lot of big rocks right now scary there might be snakes or eels underneath him but did i love all the like the i love the thought but i don't necessarily love the idea that's probably somewhat true of like all these things that are behind the scenes that we don't know about like stuff like that like i love the thought of like the government having these crazy like knowledge of crazy things that we would have no idea about but i also don't like that because it's like oh this world's a lot darker than we realize probably yeah it's it's tough to i don't

know where i stand on all that because on one end it doesn't matter who cares what i think of the government secrets i'm never gonna know them or not know that they don't exist either way it doesn't matter it's like dinosaur theory it's like you and we're gonna have a theory on the dinosaurs it doesn't matter yeah um but yeah i guess yeah i won't go too far down that rabbit hole but it's it's um yeah on one end it's like yeah i want to believe that there is this like book of secrets and you know there's all this stuff behind the scenes by the other end i'm like they're all humans just because someone's a world leader doesn't necessarily mean that they're like much different in the way that they interact with other people and the way that they like think and process life than i do and so it doesn't seem i

don't know just humans are so flawed they're like they've just successfully kept all these secrets for hundreds of years i doubt it right like somebody's gonna whistle blow sometime yeah and just get killed for it probably but they they're going to get it out there. They blew the whistle. Right. I don't know. Do you ever watch House of Cards? No. I didn't want to support Kevin Spacey.

Good for you. I did it before I knew. But it's really, I mean, it's just like crazy how deep and like dark, like the secrets go. Gotcha. I watched Scandal a little bit when it was first coming out. Okay. And that's. Kind of the same idea.

Yeah. Is it political? She has a little affair with El Presidente snap spoiler from seven years ago they get into it wow okay and so yeah they get into it yeah there's some yeah political stuff and of course i mean prison break season two three and four there's a lot of politics there too of course okay of course not so much season one not too much season one that's the only one i watched season one oh you missed all the politics that's all i know that's all i remembered scofield had a map spoiler alert sorry um it's like one of those tweet threads you'll see where it's like explain the show poorly it's just like sucre and scofield had a map

that's the show pretty much you know scofield had a map uh okay i have a story for you cool it is is not mine it's my pastor's story but it's a pretty funny one and i'll try to i'll try to summarize it well but also you know give enough detail to make it funny do you think i should eat my pop tart while you tell the story or would you like me to interject every three seconds no you can you can go every 15 or so okay great i'm gonna pop tart cinnamon cinnamon sugar yes because kind uh my mom found a thing on the internet that said that the same uh pro sugar molecule i've already said this yeah yeah say it again no i i can't have red meat or uh gelatin which is found in the like like the cherry pop tart cherry strawberry wow that's who we forever say that maybe because i don't

understand it yeah um so i brown sugar now okay Okay, go ahead. Okay. Storytime. Okay. So my pastor is, um, marrying, uh, he's officiating this wedding, um, for somebody and he puts on his suit and his, you know, he puts on his outfit basically goes to this wedding. Um, and it's obviously like a smaller wedding, social distancing, everything, um, does, does most of the ceremony and then steps aside while this couple, uh, takes their first, they're, they're doing communion as a couple, basically, you know, it's a classic thing that you do at weddings. Um, and as my pastor is like stepping aside and this like really, you know, nice, emotional, sweet song is being played by these people. He looks down and he notices that his shoes like his feet are basically

sinking into each other and his shoes are basically dissolving in plain sight. Where is he? He's at a wedding. He's officiating a wedding in Hyde Park, which is where he used to live. So he's at a park. No, it's like this old chapel in Hyde Park. I'm not sure exactly where it is but i think he it might have been an

outside outdoor wedding but feet okay say more yeah yeah so his feet are like literally like like his shoes are like falling through his or i mean his feet are falling through his shoes and his feet his shoes are just like crumbling is what he made it sound like and he actually had he like showed us the image of these shoes um like he brought the shoes with them and uh like the soles are like going out of them the rubber is like disintegrating basically wait so this is a real story this is a real story i thought this is gonna be like one of those and then no no no i'm sorry the goblin started pulling my leg just like i'm doing to you no i think we learned i think we learned well enough that i'm not going to make up a story again. At least not today. I might, might feel, uh, you know, froggy another time, but

no. So he is like, his shoes just started disintegrating, but he's like, I gotta finish this wedding. So he's like, like steps back over to like do the rest of the wedding. And like, people said later that they thought it was like, uh, dirt or like, you know, mud or something on the, um, floor of this wedding ceremony because there was so much like remnants. And so he does this wedding, like kind of leaves out the back and his shoes are literally like completely toast. Like he has no, he has, he has no shoes basically. Like he, he had to, he had to eventually take them off and he was walking around with just his dress socks and his suit and tie on. And you know, he's got, got his shoes. He's

like, you know, these people are like, Hey, great job. Great job. He's like holding the shoes. Like, yeah, thanks. You know, something on the ground dissolved his shoes. So we learned later that I guess he was getting ready pretty quickly. And while he was getting ready, he grabbed his black shoes. Um, but I think he had multiple pairs of black shoes, grabbed the ones that he'd had for a long time. And I guess apparently maybe some, sometimes shoes do that. I don't know. Like I've never had anything close to that happen to my shoes that I've,

I've even had shoes for a long time. Shoes do that. Yeah. Shoes dissolve. I don't know. Maybe he got them at Payless or something, you know, but he said he's had them for a long time.

They weren't like his good black shoes or his, you know, second pair or whatever. But like, he was like, I don't know what to do for the reception. You know, he's like, I don't even have sandals or anything in my car. So I think he eventually got his son to drive up some other shoes for him. But I just love the idea of like literally like imagine that I'm trying to

public place, like at a very important event in somebody's life. Like you do not want to, you know, take any of the attention away from that couple. Right. Like you do not. And your shoes, like you cannot control that at all. What are you going to do? Like, I don't, I don't even know his shoes dissolved. I can't get over that. Forget that it's at a wedding. Just the fact that that's, that's possible on earth. Well, he told us that story and our friend, Scott McDonald, Isaac's dad, uh, Isaac, he was like, oh yeah. One time that happened to me with some hiking boots and i was like what his feet just fall through shoes because they're just like disseminating right there it was word of the day you know i don't know what why i don't know

why but yeah i think it was just like they were probably pretty poor maybe they had moths in their you know closet i can't comprehend this it was i know it was something like i'll try to get a picture of it or something to to put up on the youtube or something but yeah it was it was crazy so i just thought it was hilarious and like uh just one of those things that would only happen to him basically yeah um i've never had anything close that happened to me no i thought for sure the end of that story was going to be like a new janitor had come in and like mopped and like put some like, you know, terrible chemical on the ground that was like eating away at his shoes. That was my first reaction, too, is like maybe it was really hot or something. And so the heat.

Yeah, that makes sense. You know, made it like more susceptible or something. But like, yeah, because the crazy thing was he got his shoes on, walked to his car, drove there, walked up to the ceremony. And it wasn't until he got to the ceremony, like stepped on that stage or whatever that it actually started happening. Yeah. So give me a picture of those shoes. That could be a great title. Thumbnail dissolving shoes. My goodness. Dissolving shoes, question mark. And you have a thumbnail of you like, I don't know. Um, do you remember you were at this wedding? I played at a wedding, um, I don't know, a year and a half ago or two years ago for Aaron and, uh, Taylor. I was, I was the guitar player. And, um, I think it was during the

ceremony randomly this week. Like I just hear like this kind of like awkward, awkward noise. And then all of a sudden one of the bridesmaids just plopped down right on the floor. Yeah. Yeah. That was, that was fun. That was, and it was like during like the most emotional, like during the vows and they had written their own vows. And so it was like this really fun. And it was like during the most emotional... During the vows. And they had written their own vows, and so it was like this really sweet time. She's like, I'll love you with all my heart. And then it's like, boom.

So that was the closest I've ever seen to anything like that happening at a wedding. Don't lock your knees. Yeah. Oh, I'm trying to think. I'm sure I have some wedding stories from the ones I've videoed before. One time I was with all the bridesmaids filming and uh a girl came in and was like hey i forgot to double check does everyone have smooth underwear on and i go oh

and it did not get much of a laugh no probably because it's like not that weird of a thing to them i've never heard that term neither did i but i was like i'm gonna play along this will be fun yeah because like because you're thinking everyone else like all the other bridesmaids are probably thinking this kind of awkward this guy's here when this girl's asking this i'll defuse it yeah i'll lean into it kind of i'll steer into the skid and instead just made it more uncomfortable so that's the first one i think of yeah that that's all I can think of for now. But yeah, there's one per wedding. There's something.

Oh, wait, we've talked about it on a long time ago, this podcast, the time where I shot a wedding in Omaha and the guy gave me a shout out. And no one clapped, right? Yeah, the father of the bride. Yeah. Thank you to, you know, my wife of 25 years

for being by my side, helping plan all this. And Jake Triplett videographer. Yeah. Yeah. You bet, man. All right. Uh, I love, I love that. Like whatever that is, the juxtaposition of serious, serious, like very emotional, special time and like something going wrong. Like I love, I think that's one of my favorite types of humor. Like, like whether it's at church or at a wedding graduation, something where there's like something tragic goes like goes wrong. I think those bloopers are the funniest things. One of the only weddings I've ever photographed. Uh, it was like a classic, but you never think you'll be the one that gets it on,

uh, on film, on digital film, on an SD card. Yeah. That's how the phrase goes. You ever think you'll be the one with it on your SD card? The pastor, right when they're kissing, he goes to step away. Cause I think pastors are kind of trained, like get out of the way of the picture. I'm assuming based on his quickness, you may kiss the bride,

scoots over, falls, but I'm snapping away. So I have, uh, yeah. Photos of him just like falling, catching himself and then falling again.

So that was pretty great. So did he get, get to the floor? Uh, yeah, and then falling again. So that was pretty great. So did he get to the floor? Yeah, no, he like fell off this like elevated thing. Oh my gosh. It was real good. See, I love that stuff. Yeah, it was awesome. That's amazing.

Oh, it's so funny. And I feel so bad for the bride in those instances, but still so funny. Still good. Golly. Yeah. Weddings are great. That's great, man. If you're if you're.

Oh, speaking of fan of the week for me, Hannah. Hannah Hagerman just bought a table from me. She's the one that's getting married recent or soon. And she offered a videographer skills for a dental dental work. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. I drink water now, so I don't even know if I need it.

You probably. No. Yeah, you don't. You're good. Sorry, Hannah. Do you chew ice? No. Yeah, you're definitely good then. Oh, so I don't even know if I need it. You probably, no, yeah, you don't. You're good. Sorry, Hannah. Do you chew ice? No. Yeah, you're definitely good then.

I'm so good. I got double whammy, you know. But maybe two negatives equal a positive for me. So I chew ice and I drink lots of pop. So I'm good. Real quick on double negative. Someone yesterday DMed me and said, what's your favorite kind of battery? And I said, I've always loved Duracell AA's.

And then she didn't respond. What do we think that was about? She's sending you some. She's sending you some batteries. Yeah. What's your favorite type of, that's all it was? I promise. And you responded.

I thought it was so funny. I was like, yeah, that's a funny question. Are you using some of the batteries in it right now? Yes. Okay. What's up? But she didn't even say anything after that. I was like giving her the opportunity.

Like you were like, I'll play into this. Yeah, I'll see what's happening. What's your favorite kind of battery? And then nothing. Wow, you went double A. I mean, that's a pretty mainstream answer. I mean, that's what I grew up with. That's what I know.

You didn't go, you know, D, you know, C? No, I'm a nine volt guy nowadays. Those are the main batteries I use. Good for you. Back in the day, yeah. Good for you. Back in the day, it was Good for you. Back in the day it was double A's. Diversified.

Uh-huh. This is the best battery podcast in Kansas. You want to get into some voice memos? I do. Which one do you want me to click on? Number three. Okay. Hi, Brick and Chad.

I mean, Jake and Brad. Sorry. This is former fans of the week, Brooke and Holly from Brooke and Holly. Holly here has a story and we have a question for you. So one time my cousin broke up with a guy because of his pheromones. She said, you don't smell. I just can't stand the way you smell. So our question is, what is the most awkward reason that you've been broken up with or

that you have broken up with someone anyway love the podcast thanks for making us laugh every week every monday morning bye bye another another one of those double voice memo people i like that like with two people do yeah that's awesome tandem thank you burke and holly yeah uh brad you have an ex-girlfriend who listens to the show what do you think yeah janna what did i say to you when i when i called it off so there's a voice memo let me know oh my gosh that is weird that's fun um i don't remember what i said and i'm sure i was really please smooth about it don't get into it um i don't think i have any well okay uh one time actually their cousin listens to the show. So, uh, my

ex-girlfriend broke up with me because they said, they're like, you don't smell, but you smell bad or you don't, you don't smell bad, but you smell. And so that's, so I was like, okay, what's that supposed to mean? And they're like, uh, we'll explain it later. Uh, my cousin's going to call and send us a voicemail about this. Huh? That is weird. It was crazy. Um, um so i i yeah i don't have any answers besides just what the weirdest reason was because i didn't like the person anymore and i didn't want to date them anymore ah weird what a weirdo freak yeah yeah i don't think i've ever broken up with someone for a weird reason because they would have had to like pass the test up to that point sure yeah i've definitely like stopped talking to different

girls or like called things off in the preliminary stages for weird reasons just um like yellow flags well one quick plug again we actually talked about it on the patreon bonus episode with trey i talked about a reason that i had stopped talking to a girl oh yeah that's right okay uh so go check it out if you haven't yet uh it's it's too bad that we are recording this before we know how many of you guys have signed up. Well, I know. Oh, really? 1,544. Couldn't get 1,550?

Come on. Round up, boys. Come on. So I'll just assume, thanks to so many of you. You guys are humbling us with how many people are doing it. Wow, I can't believe it's more than just our moms. We would almost be in phase three right now of quarantine if we had all the Patreon members in the house. Yeah, so we don't know what the response is yet.

But thanks in the future sense for becoming a patron. And yeah, there's bonus episodes there, bonus videos waiting on you. I'm excited for the next episode when we will know about the patreon people because then we can like have some fun yeah fun things to say about them oh it's gonna be awesome yeah anyway uh the only other one i could think of and this isn't even that weird probably won't seem weird to the listeners because i've talked about it openly before but was uh going on a couple dates with this girl really was excited because visually out of my league. Ooh.

Yeah. Personality pristine. Okay. So outgoing. So fun. She liked God. Oh, that's what you need.

Yeah. Those three for three so far. And yeah, she had it all except there was one other thing she really liked. Oh, horoscopes. How do you like God and horoscopes? I don't know how you can believe, you know, nothing against horoscopes how do you like god and horoscopes i don't know how you can believe you know nothing

against horoscopes specifically but it's it's confusing to me to say that you believe in like a intelligent design creator and believe that your personalities are affected by like your moon sign you're rising and falling star stuff that's like pre-salvation like i believe in horoscopes post salvation what enneagram number are you right like it Like, it's like, now I want to know, you know, like, are you a seven wing eight? If so, let's go. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, how do you, how do you believe in this? This yeah. Astrology. We don't even know if stars are real. We haven't, we haven't had that much space knowledge. Have we? We've never seen a star reproduce in the wild. What is that?

How do they do that? They just go to this big galaxy far, far away and just get all together once a year and disperse again? I've even, this is a long time ago, this Google search. I'm not going to remember it very well, but I Googled like, where do zodiac signs come from? Horoscopes, yada, yada. And my main takeaway was a lot of this, oh, I'm not going to remember it so well, but a lot of like horoscopes, the like science behind them is built off of a model from a guy who at that point in time,

we still thought the earth was the center of the universe. So from that model, all these things were created that we still go by. And there's a lot of like modern psychologists who will say that zodiac signs are the worst things for like modern psychology. Yeah. They're just doing numbers on people who think that like. Right. Yeah. psychologist who will say that zodiac signs are the worst things for like modern psychology yeah just doing numbers on people who think that like right yeah i bet people just think it's fun i guess to just yeah this thing but yeah it's like if you really are relying on this to think that something is going to be better or different in your life get out of here then you can't date me

okay you heard it here first them's the rules okay rules. Okay. But, uh, Brooke and Holly, thank you for the voice memo onto the next one. Hey, Brad and Jake. My name is Julia and I'm from Washington, DC. Last week, y'all were talking about going to the lake and you spent a lot of time talking about quicksand. And I actually have a story that involves both when I was maybe nine or 10, my family and I went to Lake Michigan for vacation. And I had just watched the movie Lawrence of Arabia for the first time. And the scene where one of the characters dies in quicksand was branded on my memory. So I remember asking my dad when we were at the lake, pop, could there be quicksand here at Lake Michigan? And my dad, not knowing what was

going through my mind, stopped, thought about it for a second and then said, yeah, I guess it is possible there's quicksand here. So thanks to that, I spent the whole trip tiptoeing around the potential quicksand landmines at Lake Michigan. Definitely a big childhood issue for sure. I'm a med student. And so my question for you guys is if you were going to switch careers and go into medicine, what specialty would you go into and why? Love your podcast. Bye bye.

Love you. Jules, sorry about the quicksand. Julia, glad you survived. It is crazy. It was just in movies so much back then. Right. Like you could you think it's like anywhere, like maybe it's in my backyard. It could be.

Yeah, I have a sandbox. Right. Oh, that's what those are for. Also, whatever movie she mentioned sounded like I could find my Jasmine in a place like that. Lawrence of Arabia. Yeah. What is that?

It's an older movie. I don't I don't know. i feel like it's like dances with wolves but in saudi arabia belly dances with princess charlton heston i think is his name the guy in it it definitely could be let's say it is yeah for trivia purposes it could be charles and charles basically charlton heston question mark perfectly um so question about the okay what uh medicine scope of medicine would we enter into i don't know if mine's very uh fun but i think orthopedic surgery would be cool from what i understand there's a lot of um you work on orphans orthopedic surgery yeah cool yeah yeah no you don't work you work with braces you're ortho orthopedic i was close yeah you work on braces for kids orthoped straight kids um straighten kids out oh it's like

big brothers big sisters you're like hey we need to straighten you out i am here to scare you straight i am here to scare you straight yep i'm gonna put you under and scare you straight um no i think from what i understand from the one person I know who's an orthopedic surgeon, there's a lot of like woodworking-esque skills. Like you use saws and you use obviously like very advanced medical drills and stuff. So maybe I could do that. I don't know how often they use pocket holes like I do. You got to hide the screws somewhere.

Right. Come on. It's someone's face we're talking about. Very good, Jake. So anyway, that's my answer. It's a good question. I mean, my answer would be whatever one like works with people the most, which would probably be like medical sales, which is not actually medicine. So that's kind of a loophole. Well, which I mean, they all work with people to an extent, though. Yeah. But you said the most. You're right. You said the most. So I don't i don't know i don't know that much about medicine i know i bought allergy medicine

this morning that was pretty easy i didn't like have to talk to anybody about dr quinn oh man what a baby she's my medicine woman yeah that's what i would be i would go back in time and be a medicine man i'd be like the towns an apothecary sure that's like a pharmacist i guess but okay yeah you'd be the doctor i don't care yeah i just want to be a town doctor that's how it'd be like 18 20s yeah dude how do you feel a little bit of a tangent you talk about town how do you feel about small towns versus not small towns because i've been thinking about this lately of like well water yeah except for that i don't know about the heating and the well water stuff but i've been thinking about like

if you have a great small town like it would be the best thing ever. Like, like I think I'd be okay not having a Chipotle down the street. If I just had lots of friends that I knew around me and just enjoyed like life with them. You know what I mean? Yeah. How do you like, but I know you've, you've experienced both. I have not experienced both. Yeah. Not in adulthood, but I definitely loved everything everything almost everything about small town growing up and when i went to go off to college i wanted a small school because i that's what i really liked and like i thrived in i remember when i first moved to kansas city to work for k-life i go to a shawnee machinist basketball game and i'm expecting it to look like cameron indoor

stadium i'm like this is a six-day school you know just so many kids and it was a big high school basketball game and there was it looked like a strafford jv game attendance yeah like hardly any parents a lame student section i was like this is crazy compared to strafford where the whole town comes right yeah everyone's there like i peaked popularity wise no matter how many followers i get i was more popular as a senior starting point guard in strafford than i will ever be just because that's all anyone does. And then up until next game, all anyone talks about is the games, you know, so it's definitely tight knit. And there was definitely, you'll hear people talk about like, I can't wait to get out of

town where everyone knows everyone's business. Everyone's talking about stuff. It's like, well, if you're a good person, they don't have to worry about that. That's what I always, yeah. I always think that too. I've heard people say stuff like that.'m like well yeah what are you doing that's so bad like if anything this should yeah be some accountability like hey if i screw up people are gonna hear about it huh okay yeah that's a random thought i had just the other day you think about

moving no not anytime soon but i i don't know like if i had like what if just a bunch of our friends were like hey let's pick a random town in a random state and just all move their super cheap real estate. We could, you know, just invest in life together at this place. It just, I don't know.

Invest in life. Is that on the NASA? NASA deck. Yeah. You can invest in it there. Yeah, I would. It's like a Rolodex.

I say we choose a small town outside of Charleston, South Carolina Okay, that sounds nice They have trees out there I think They definitely have trees Warm weather Maybe some hurricanes But natural hurricanes probably

They're fun Just like a little rainstorm It's like going to whitewater Yeah, I decided this week not a Google search, but on tornadoes. I'm gonna go storm chasing Yeah, I met one guy three years ago who does it from time to time and I'm gonna message him I want to go do it only gets swept away land in a different town. It's kind of the time for it, right? Yeah, I mean season for tornadoes score their season. I Mean that's I'm a Virgo. So that's definitely what I'm gonna do i don't know about you i'm like right there okay julia thank you for

the medicinal question hi jake and brad this is emily from utah i'm listening to one of your older episodes right now because i'm all caught up on the podcast and i needed my ghost runners fix so i'm on episode 30 and at the end, Jake is talking about what I think is a really innovative idea when he's talking about how, if he had, um, if he could do a dog food commercial, he would make a high pitch sound to get the dogs all into it. So the owners would want to buy the food. Um, it made me wonder what you guys would invent if you could. Um, one of my favorite ideas that I've had is I wish that popsicles were clear and the stick was colored. So if it was a purple stick, it would be a grape popsicle. If it was green, it was lime and so on.

Um, as a mom giving little kids a popsicle can kind of be a nightmare. So anyways, let me know what you would invent if you could. And thanks, guys. Love the podcast. Thanks, Emily. Emily, that's a fire idea. It's a great idea. Just take out the artificial dye. Yeah.

I picked up Hattie earlier today, and my niece, who's seven, was like, hey, does Hattie want to? She's like whispering to me, does Hattie want a popsicle for the road? And I was like, no, 0% she does. Cause that is the messiest thing. It'd still be messy to an extent, but so much better.

And natural people, natural these days, people do a natural tornado with the popsicle. That's nice. Yeah. People would love that. Yeah. Non GMOs.

That's a great idea. It is. Um, I, Emily, you should pursue that. Do it. Why,

why not him? You call it, you call it, call it you call yourselves m um uh my idea is not that exciting but it's an idea that i have and i think it could be really good is um basically so like whenever you do woodworking okay sand you obviously once you build it you sand it down and sanding is like every woodworker's least favorite thing um and so basically the idea that isaac and I came up with one day was like to have some kind of GPS style. It doesn't have to be GPS, but some kind of, um, sander that can locate where it is on your table. Like you can give it the coordinates of your table or the size of your table. And it just sands it all for you automatically, like a Roomba basically for saying, and it knows, you know, when it gets to an edge and it goes back and it does, it does

it perfectly. And then you can change it out and, uh, you know, you just, you set it and forget it, let it, let it run its course. And then by the time it's over, you're, you're doing something else over on the side. You got to sand it down table. That's sweet. Yeah. So I don't know how to do the technology behind it.

That would take a lot to invest. You got to really believe in it. I know. If you invest into that. We called a few people that were really smart and said, hey, what do you think about this? What do you think about this? And they said, yeah, maybe. That was about it.

But we had a fun idea. Yeah, I could see it. That is a good idea. Don't take it, please. Guys, come on. That's not cool. Brad needs this. Yeah. I've had so many vision ideas over the years, and I don't write any of them down, so it's hard to remember.

One could work two different ways. Fingernail polish that has a taste to it. So you could have some, if you're a guy like me, kind of likes biting his nails, doesn't want to stop. I could put clear fingernail polish on and then just go to town on my fingers and it tastes amazing on the other end if you are want to stop by your nails then you put this is more so where the invention is helpful um it just it doesn't smell i don't know how you do that either it doesn't smell at all but tastes disgusting so if you put your even the slightest bit of your tongue on your fingers it is just disgusting and it makes you stop buying your nails i like that i've heard i've heard that

as like just in general like hey if you want to stop buying your nails put nail polish on them like just normal nail polish doesn't taste great but i really love the idea of like uh the the good smelling or the good tasting ones or like hey you guys want to stop for a snack real fast before we get back on the road you're like i'm I'm good. I got barbecue chips on my fingers. Yeah. I got cool ranch right here. Oh, that's funny. I still got two fingers,

so I should hold me over. Yeah, people just have like nubs for nails. Oh, man. Speaking of like bad smelling stuff, we had this nursery rhymes and crimes. I think I talked about it once before. This party that we had at Canicook. Oh, okay. That We had this nursery rhymes and crimes. I think I talked about it once before this party that we had at Canicuck. Okay.

That was all about nursery rhymes and every, they had different stations for each nursery rhyme. Basically it was for seven to 11 year old kids. So it was cool. Okay. They loved it. But one of the stations was old lady lived in the shoe. And so what we did was we basically had this huge bucket of shoes,

like 80 shoes basically. And we said, you have to smell the shoes and find the shoe that smells good. And for all the other ones, we found this stuff on Amazon. Um, whatever it was, it had a bad word and it was called liquid, but, but it wasn't, but, um, and we bought it and we sprayed it in these shoes and it smelled so bad like so bad and it was so funny to watch these like seven-year-old kids that you know that the counselor would explain like okay you have to find the good smelling shoe go go go and they'd be like oh this is not it you know it was pretty obvious yeah if you get it or not so anyway just a random thought about bad smelling things if maybe you could combine with liquid booty yes to make a

nail polish pirate themed have you ever been hunting no isn't it true i sound like a lawyer isn't it true that on march 9th no would you say yeah yeah isn't it true that on March 9th, no. Would you say, yeah. Isn't it true that they like sprinkle deer urine on themselves when they go deer hunting? Do you think we need to be doing that? I don't know. Surely there's like a, like a essential oil that you could use that's just as good. You know, I don't know. Like my first time hunting, I'm like, so the only way around this, the only way you're going to let me do this is if i pour this deer urine on my body

i totally go placebo on that thing i pretend like i'm doing it and then just be like watch this we're gonna get him anyway i would get close enough to the deer where he can see me and then i fake sprinkle it like oh look oh you can't smell me anymore is that what it is so it like hides your scent yeah i think so okay so i was gonna say like, why would the deer be attracted to urine? Well, you kind of have those pheromones that that one girl broke up with you for. So you need it more than I do. Well, she said something like,

hey, deer, I need to talk to you. Oh, yeah. You know. She's being a pheromene. She's like, no, no, no. Don't, don't cry. She's like, also, I did appreciate, I know it's February 15th

and you spent a lot of bucks on our date yesterday. But I just sorry. I just can't let's go any further. I was going to use bucks. You took mine. I was going to be like, hey, I know you're kind of far from home. So here's a few bucks for cab fare. You don't use rack.

So we'll just say no to that one. Nope. I was going antlers next. I couldn't think of anything. So anyway, I don't know what got us on that topic. I was going antlers next i couldn't think of anything so anyway i don't know what what got us on that topic i was thinking of things that smell awful and i was just thinking of deer urine deer urine cannot smell good humans every every week are just purposely putting deer urine on themselves i also love the idea of like the company that sells deer urine like hey come

up here you smell that all right five bucks you know like like how do they how do they gather deer urine what if you come to my garage one day next week to podcast i'm like brad i got it check this out what is it smell that oh that smells awful exactly it's bear urine it's gonna sell like crazy yeah it's gonna sell like hotcakes i figured it out kodiak hotcakes uh anyway yeah i like seriously how do you think they do that you think they just like have a bunch of deer and they Yeah. So like hotcakes. I figured it out. Kodiak hotcakes. Anyway. Yeah. I like. Seriously, how do you think they do that? You think they just like have a bunch of deer and they have like a rubber mat underneath them and a bedpan and it just like flows into one one spot or anything?

It's like, hey, every deer has its own unique smell. So like make sure you divide them up. I don't know. Some sort of deer tributary where they all fall. Deerbutary. I don't know. I don't know. I'll't know. I don't know. I'll say it.

I don't know how they collect the deer yarn. Thanks for being honest about it. Thanks for being honest. I wish I knew. And I hope it doesn't come up in the trivia contest. But I straight up, guys, I do not know how they do that. Okay. What's the other one?

Okay. We got like one or two more. Okay. What's up, Jake and Brad? This is LJ coming to you from sarasota florida larry john worked at camp with jake back in the day and brad never got the chance to meet you what up lj uh hope we get to meet one day you seem like a cool dude um my question for you guys is so spacex recently launched two men back in space thanks to our good friend elon musk outer space aspirations to send

the first man to mars um so when neil armstrong first landed on the moon he uttered the phrase that's one small step for man one giant leap for mankind leap day question for you guys is if you were to be the first man to step on mars what would be the phrase you would say as that first step is taken? You can get creative as you want with it. It can be an inspirational quote. It can be an office quote. I don't know. Get creative with it. Bye bye. Bye bye. LJ, that's cool. You listen to the podcast, dude. Good to hear from you. Thanks for the voice memo. I would just walk off the airplane of sorts, the rocket ship, and I would

go, not bad. That's all I'd say. That's it. That's it. People would love it. People would put it on shirts. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. it and people would love it people would put it on people put it on uh shirts not bad with the

not bad that's good i don't know what i was expecting that was better that was better than everything i was expecting um i really thought you were gonna say this i'll just say what i thought you were gonna say go ahead just a big mars get on Oh, sure. I'm on my feet. Let's go. I'm on my feet, Mars. And then I would jump because there's anti-gravity stuff in Mars. I don't know if that's true. Yeah.

Who can really prove it? You know, how much gravity is there? I bet if we spend enough money, we could figure it out. Or just bring a trampoline at least. And just use that. Yeah. Wait, here's something. Hold on.

So, wait, we go back down to the Earth. When we jump, we land on the earth because of gravity. But in like outer space, you're just like floating around. I would think that there'd be some slight pull back to the earth, right? You're asking me? Well, you know, like let's say you're just outside of the earth's atmosphere. You're not falling back down into it. But like once you hit that one certain spot. Now you drop? Yeah. That seems weird. You know, like let's say you're just outside of the Earth's atmosphere. You're not falling back down into it.

But like once you hit that one certain spot. Now you drop? Like lightning, yeah. That seems weird. Yeah, you would think at least like a little pull and maybe you are. But Sandra Bullock seemed like she was doing okay out there. You know what I mean? Seemed like she was doing not bad.

Not bad. Yeah, I don't know. It's been a big science episode. Yeah. I want to know how everything works and I don't know how most of it works science episode yeah i just i want to know how everything works and i don't know how most of it works and it's frustrating i'm so bad i did so well on my act except for science science bombed it science was interesting that was the hardest portion to figure out how to do it well because you get to the point where you can't really read the prompt you just need to read the graphs the graphs it was just graph just understand the graph and then just start answering questions 100%

Honda struggle struggle on it. Did you get a hundred percent not on science? I got a hundred percent a few of the other ones though Let's go so perfect hundred perfectly a lot of people think you can only get a 36 I got a hundred so take that take that 36 more like 40 or 30 One of the two roundup That was a great question though uh thank you all jay no is if you oh i started that one in the middle of it sorry let's go back hey jake and brad my name is mckenzie i'm from atlanta georgia i was just listening to episode

55 and my friend olivia actually called in talking about uh the pickleball courts that are being installed in her neighborhood so olivia if you're listening we should totally try playing pickleball together because that's really cool and i also heard it and learned about pickleball from your guys podcast and i've always wanted to play but just didn't know where to go or how to do it so keep going listening we should totally do it i'll also text you but um anyways uh my question is if you had like a favorite pickleball move again i don't know much about pickleball but if there's like a pickleball move you could do that would be like your signature move what would it be all right bye-bye thanks mckenzie mckenzie first of all i love the idea of corresponding via voice memo like on a obscure podcast responding to your friend on our podcast please do it all the time be like hey what's up uh i'm lj's friend uh you know you

know i was just seeing what he's up to next t. I had no idea you were listening to the podcast, but I'm free and I'm also in the area. I think that'd be so funny. Hey, what's up? I'm, you know, I'm friends with Emily and, you know, I was just curious if, you know, I'm starting a Bible study. I just didn't know if she was plugged in yet. If she wasn't, you know, like Emily, let us know. And I'll also text you.

Like I'll also text you. No, no problem. You'll hear about this though. Jake and I, I don't know if we've ever mentioned this, but we used to communicate very subtly over Venmo. That's how we would text. We would text each other one cent. We would send each other one cent and be like, hey, man, you want to get lunch today? And you respond, yeah, sure.

It's a great way to text. Yeah, it was great. So, or, hey, how'd the game end up for you? Something like that. Send a dollar. Let them know. We actually have talked a little bit about pickleball um on this podcast now i'm just saying pickleball moves and pickleball tendencies uh they you guys give me a hard time for being the roller uh of the ball oh yeah every time like

the ball you know it's it's jake's serve or whatever and the ball is close to me i don't ever pick it up i just kind of lean down take my paddle and just kind of tap it his way smack it over um and you have a you have a signature move i would say that you're trying out oh my signature move is when i'm playing brad just trying to smack it off his chest that actually happened one week i don't know if we ever talked about that but it was like scott sterling out there where i just got nailed remember that like it was probably one of the first weeks that we played and so i don't think i understood that you like should move around more than I did at first.

I still don't move around that much, but that's what helped me understand the Earth's gravity in the first place. I was like, this guy has his own gravitational pull. Like he is not moving. These balls are just smacking him. Like it would be like a very lovable shot. And I would just stand there and hope that I could hit it from point blank range after they smacked it at me.

I got nailed so many, I think 10 times that night. Oh my gosh it was funny and it hurt oh it did not feel good it was not funny for me but gosh it was good no your signature move is the no look the patrick mahomes oh yeah yeah it uh works about a quarter of the time it's real good the way through yeah i don't know any other tendencies like that um brad yours is that oh you definitely have a... I kind of have like the curl step. No, the little hop skip you do.

It doesn't make any sense. I'm like, why do you do that? I don't know. I don't know. Just do it. I do a lot of weird things. Brad, do you want to demonstrate it for him for YouTube right now? Sure. Yeah, move the mic, move the chair.

Okay, you'll watch on my camera the ball going to Brad, and then Brad's going to demonstrate how he skips into it. The reason I do it is it doesn't really work, but it's to kind of look like I'm going to really lunge at it, and then I just barely tap it. But it looks the same every time. Here comes the ball. There it was.

It's real fast. Saw a little Michael Jordan tongue come out there. That was nice. Quick tongue. Yeah, I forgot about that move. That is a good one. Yeah, it's a good move. Signature move.

Oh, anyway. So if you have anything that you want to talk to a friend about via voice memo, please do. Use our podcast. Yeah. Okay, well, that's all the voice memos. Thank you, guys. We'll be getting a ton of them. A ton. A ton. A ton of them a ton a ton a ton of them recently so we appreciate all of them and now it's time for review of the

week all right my review of the week is going to be from emurray 517 okay uh her title of it was should there be a warning i don't know um but it said okay so i was listening on the freeway in the bit about pomp and circumstance a lot of commas let's just say that right after that okay comma so just sitting on the freeway and the bit about pomp and circumstance. A lot of commas. Let's just say that right after that. Okay. Comma. So there's this thing on the freeway. Comma. Yeah.

Let me, let me, let me just say it like I would say it on Siri. Okay. Comma. So I was listening on the freeway comma and the bit about pomp and circumstance being like a cuss word got me laughing so hard. I started coughing comma, which made my eyes water comma all while speeding down the freeway period. Now comma, I'm not going to say it's irresponsible to not have a quote risky while driving

in quote warning on your episodes, comma, but I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to not say that either, period. For real, comma, you guys are my favorite podcast, period. The world has felt really heavy the last few months. I appreciate all the laughs, exclamation point, dash Emily. Anyway, I just love, it's just fun imagining people laughing, you know, to our podcast. So thanks, Emily. Emily, thank you love, it's just fun imagining people laughing, you know, to our podcast.

So thanks, Emily. Emily, thank you so much. Thank you. My review of the week goes to Chester Mom. Chester Mom. Chester Mom. Chester Mom. The title is called Hope for America.

Shout out from your 58-year-old mom fan base. There's a lot of them. Oh, yeah. shout out from your 58 year old mom fan base there's a lot of them oh yeah you oh and winky emoji you both and your friends and the rest of your kansas group give me hope for the future of our country truly i'm the mayor of my small town here in new jersey and i would love to have you both consider relocating we got a mayor that's actually that's that's the answer our question the small town small town in new jersey yeah well water let's go i'm there that's so fun uh she said well at least consider running for public office wherever you are we need more people like you in leadership

oh that's sweet that was in my top 60 things to do before i die was run for a political office so we could knock out a few things by taking a little visit to Chester, Mom. Yeah, mine was move to New Jersey with a bunch of my friends. Wow. Not to pump my own gas anymore. Oh, that's right. That's New Jersey and Oregon. Wow. I think of the time you would save. Oh my gosh. Think about all the texting I could get done.

Oh, just the effort. Oh my gosh. Oh, it's so hard. I'll load off my back. Absolutely. Thank you guys for the reviews. It's cool that we record a monday and a thursday and there's still reviews between then and then it is really cool to have to say uh-oh for sneeze coming on it's back oh i'm gonna fight it i'm trying to think of something to say before you look into the light if you want to sneeze do you know that i don't want to you don't want to no i love the way it feels to sneeze well no i really like it

but i'm afraid once i start i can't stop oh's like, yeah, it's like the flood banks. Flood gates, even. That's what I meant. It's like Outer Banks, the show. It's like, you know, you mean Outer Gates. No, it was Grits, actually. That was the song we did. My life be like.

What do you want for your, sorry, let me ask first. Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle? I love that tradition. Yes, I guess we should. Okay. Okay. Let's go and do it tradition. Yes, I guess we should. Okay. Okay. Let's go and do it then. Please submit your jingle reviews for us.

That's right. Or, you know, jingle submissions. And if you'd like to throw in, like, lyrics for Jake and then lyrics for Brad. Oh, yeah. That would be cool. Jake, do you want to end this with a jingle? No, no, no. I'm not saying that.

I would love it. Just in the future. Okay, okay. Or we can combo one. Okay. What song should we do um i don't know mr brightside i don't know love it okay let me type in uh mr brightside is one of the best songs of all time i uh take maybe not that hot take i kind of it's a joke with the

song because uh so hudiburg I, when we went to New Zealand, you know, we were in the most beautiful, seriously, the most beautiful spot I've ever been in. The New Zealand, South Island countryside. We're in this rented van with 15 of us all crammed in there, but it's so beautiful. Just mountains and, like, you know, the, like, light blue Gatorade-colored lakes. Yeah. Like, naturally colored. It's just so crazy.

And the guy DJing in the front right now in the back row try not to puke honestly too but um it plays mr brightside on repeat because he loves the song so much no that's too bad grant and i are dying on the inside that can we please and then the next day like first song all right we gotta listen to our song again this is not our song that we are new zealand can we get something else, is it the guy you know? Is it somebody in your group? Yeah, it's the guy with us. Oh, man. That's too bad. No one else is really saying much? I think we're the

minority. I think everyone else is loving Mr. Brightside New Zealand countryside. So is the song ruined for you, effectively? A little bit. Yeah. I don't blame you at all. Yeah, and I don't like it as much as I used to, but it's still a good song, obviously. Man, this is a fast song. So we tough to think of words that rhyme.

Oh, I never, never, never has rhyme. Oh, it's only in my left headphones. That's exactly how I leave. Every Monday morning, it's Jake and Brad and we love to pod podcast. And we're in the basement every single day. We're not going away. We're not going away. Jake and Brad.

Jake and Brad. Jake and Brad on the Ghost Runners podcast. I can't really remember how the rest of the song goes. And it's all in my Jake and Brad. Every Monday morning, we are the Ghost Runners. We have a podcast for you. Nice. On Spotify, YouTube.

Podcast, leave us a five-star review. Jake and Brad, we are the best you've ever had. Listen to us every Monday morning, or maybe Tuesday or Wednesday morning, or maybe Thursday morning, Friday or Saturday morning. Maybe Sunday morning. But don't forget to go to church. Hey, hey, hey. We did it.

You did really good there. That was awesome. Did you like, I kind of black eyed peas did. I did it. You did really good there. That was awesome. Did you like, I kind of black eyed peas did. I did notice. I started laughing once I realized you were saying the days of the week. I could think of those really easily. They are easy. Maybe they freestyled that entire song and that's why they did that.

Maybe. Like we got to say something soon. Oh, what a doozy. This has been episode 59. I want to say nine freaking episodes man i tell you what man 59 thank you all for listening watching if you're on youtube and uh yeah we're two weeks into it but consider supporting us on patreon yeah it'd be 5 10 or 15 a month each one of those comes with different tiers of benefits we got bonus episodes with trey by bonus episode with trey kennedy up

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this even more fun for us. 59 episodes? That's crazy. That's a lot of soads. That's a lot of soads, man. A lot of soads, but you're just all about water. You don't need soads. I don't need soads anymore. Okay, well, thank you guys for listening to the Batteries podcast, the Pink Eye podcast, Outer Space Travel

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