Ghostrunners - 60 - Snow White is a Starter Princess

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

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Jake, I love my wife. That's, um, it's gone on record. I'm going to go ahead and say it again though. I love my wife. You said it episode one, we're saying it episode 60 as well. That's right. Um, but there's one thing, just one thing that she does that frustrates me a little bit. That's okay. Um, with this newborn baby we have, his name is Bo. Um, he's six weeks old and a lot of people, a lot of adults talk to little babies, like a little bit annoying, like, Oh, you're

so cutie wootie. I just want to snuggle you up let me beat your cheeks she is the opposite like bow just last night was like crying and just like uh you know like freaking out a little bit she like picked him up and like looked him straight in the eyes which he can't see anything at this point he's like he's like cross-eyed like this and she's like bo you're being dramatic right now like like fully expecting like this pep talk with this six-week-old baby to like make a difference in the way he he he like reacts that's you're being dramatic right now you need to stop crying you've been on this earth six weeks yeah okay yeah it's time hey bo uh i've been noticing that you have quite the hankering for brad's nipple that's mine it's not right it's not fair and it's

not right here we go it's a good week baby we're back're back. New podcast for you guys! Episode 60. Let's do this, Ghost Runner Nation! Ghost Runners Podcast! Uh-oh, what do you think this type B means? That's going down with some random thoughts on white. Me too, Midwestern twins. I use fast food on repeat. So come along, this episode's fun.

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Ha! Woo! Oh man. Dude, in the middle of that YouTube video, did you hear like a weird noise? There was just like a weird skateboard clip in the middle of it. There was just like a quick sound of a guy skateboarding. I was like, uh oh, what is this? What's about to happen here? Yeah. What's next? What what is this video? I mean they can just do anything with skateboards

What it went back to Space Jam cover art right? There's like a four second skateboard clip That was really strange I was I was vibing way too much to hear any any kind of ambient noise Yeah, probably like LeBron James in the finals. Like he's just zoned in. That's exactly. I was the LeBron James of that song. Space Jam 2.

Holy cow. Full circle. Yeah. I feel like my. I'm out of breath because. You stood up. You stood up. I was doing a little dancing.

Like my twerking could have been better. I was worried about that skateboard. I was like, oh, I clicked the wrong video. What is this? Shoot. I feel like your performance was probably good though. I also was zoned out and didn't really hear it. Well, that's, that's my key to dancing at weddings. People are always like, I'm so worried about dancing. People are going to look at me weird. I'm like, no, I'm never looking at you. I'm always just dancing by myself. Like no one, like, I don't know is anything that you do dancing. So just, just stop worrying about it so much. I agree. But on the other end, you'll also hear people say

dance. Like no one's watching. I dance like everyone's watching. I dance like I am the bell of the ball. I do too, but I assume everyone's watching me, but I'm not watching them. So it's like kind of irrational both ways. Cause I'm like, don't worry about other people watching you because I'm not watching you, but I'm going to dance. Like, you know, I'm the, I'm the star top three songs to dance to. What do you think? Uh, in my life? Yeah. By Usher. Yes. That makes my top three. Um, I'm a big fan of uptown funk you up by really basic though. Yeah, I know. But, but you got to have a song that everyone knows. Like that's, that's part of what makes a good dance songs. Cause if there's not very many people dancing to the song,

it's not very fun. I don't know. Well, now you got me all self-conch. Yeah. Uptown Funk. I don't know. I get down to some sexy back too. Excuse me.

Sorry, Mom. I don't know. I get some flow going that is a really good song yeah yeah yeah yep i know what are you you got yeah by usher of course everyone's favorite yeah it's such a good song i was listening to the podcast when we were talking about that with katherine on our way back from tex Texas and she's like oh it's such a good song she just totally agreed with us Catherine approved yeah I think uh probably makes the top three just the the beat alone is so good um tipsy by jay kwan oh right really okay yeah two steps yeah yeah that is a good song i don't know if it's that's a dancer for me though because it's a little slow more room you like you like to work everybody yeah okay okay don't don't

have i mentioned on the podcast i don't know if i have um i'm sorry i'm i'm uh commandeering your your top three it's okay i need I need to think okay, um so Tipsy came out when I was like maybe seventh eighth grade. Okay, great song loved it But it was also when I was really into a I am instant messenger a well as messenger I was thinking that was like a kpop artist or something Oh a I am I am inside They were cool Gangnam style no, but an AIM, you could have

profiles like these little, like things that you could click on, have like a cute thing or be like, Oh, click on this to fill out my survey. See if I'm cute or not. You can have like a link in your bio kind of thing, but it was kind of like, I mean, just like a Instagram profile or something where you could have like one line or whatever. And so I, I'll tell you what I put in there, but I'll say before that, that I never judge kids, youth, youth kids that much anymore because of what I put in this bio and how unreflective it was of my life. Sure. So if you remember the tipsy song at the very beginning of it, he says, teen drinking is very bad. And then he goes, yo, I got a fake id though wait i i want to hear this that's

what he says no no i believe it i just like i want to feel it yeah i want to hear real quick teen drink let me let me drinking is very bad yo i got a fake id though oh gosh yeah that's a good song get me Uh, and so I put that in my AOL profile. Never, never once did I drink underage. Never once. I, I team drinking is very bad. Yo, I got a fake ID though. Like had no intention of drinking, like didn't even run with the crowds that tempted me to drink really ever. And so like, like I see these, uh, kids, like, especially when I was working in youth ministry, like posting these Drake comments and I see these, uh, kids, like, especially when I was working in youth ministry, like posting these Drake comments and I'm like, what, you don't know what you're talking

about. And then I remembered that and I was like, okay, I didn't know what I was talking about either. Don't judge these kids too much on what they're saying. So it's a good point. Good for you for, you know, give it a bit of the doubt. Yeah. For real. Thanks. Just yesterday I had the thought I saw a story with a certain person's username tagged in it. And this person's probably in like seventh or eighth grade. It's Peter K's, you know, that is little brother. Okay. Yeah. And his username was like soccer star 24.

Okay. And part of me was like, I think it's so commonplace now to talk about your cheesy old usernames that I would think the kids now would know not to do that. But I'm like, that's kind of cool. I like that. They're still doing soccer. Sure oh yeah baseball player 27 mine was basketball brad nine but but no no uh vowels in basketball so it's basketball basketball yeah good sounds like a tech technology company what was yours um i had it was all snake did you did you do some

rhymes triple team oh sure yeah yeah yeah yeah two p's and triple oh speaking of triplets I had it was all snake. Did you did you do some rhymes? Triple team. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Two peas and triple. Oh, speaking of triplets. Have you seen it came out two years ago, but it's brand new to me.

Logan Cleaver put me out of this Hulu documentary called Three Identical Strangers. No. Fascinating. I'll just give you a quick rundown and then you guys can watch it on your own if you want to. Three triplets were separated at birth and they didn't know it. I'll just give you a quick rundown and then you guys can watch it on your own if you want to three Triplets were separated at birth and they didn't know it. Oh Sister sister sister sister sister sister

They all find each other so it starts off like really cool and really crazy But then it's obviously a documentary for a reason it gets a little dark a little darker then a little darker but very fascinating identical though so identical to the point where be trippy and the reason they found out they were triplets sorry uh no and this won't really spoil it and this is in the first like 20 minutes but one guy shows up to uh he like transfers colleges so he shows up like a sophomore year of college and everyone's just like eddie dude uh what's up and he's like i can't figure out why people are calling me eddie he's like girls are coming up and like kissing me on the cheek being like i can't believe you actually came back oh wow he just can't figure it out and then finally someone like tells him like do you have a twin and he goes i don't know he's goes you're adopted he's like yeah he's like reborn

on july 12th he goes yeah and then he starts freaking out so for a little bit he thinks he's only a twin but then like this story makes the news and it's like kind of exciting and then the third triplet season is like holy cow i look exactly like these two guys and i have the same birthday oh my i can't imagine and that's just like the first 20 minutes okay and it's very cool tell me what's called again three identical strangers okay fascinating okay i'll check it out that is so obviously they don't document it from the beginning of their journey though i mean they like talk about it right but yeah it's like uh interviews nowadays talking about okay back then but i guess they were like a national spectacle like our parents generation probably remember them because they were on like every show they

were on a while back yeah yeah okay like 70s i think wow that's even crazier like because back then it would have been way harder to connect with people oh yeah like nowadays yeah i could find somebody that looks like me in two seconds you know jack black yeah found them reverse google image search and i get jack black every time mr schneebly anyway my third song would probably be low by florida that is a great answer jacob oh my gosh you play that one next yeah yeah just real quick just just the like just gets me going that was perfect any song that starts out so strong is just that is that is what makes it so good. Because you got to get... Talk to him. Talk to him.

Let me talk to him. Let it rain. Let it rain. What you have? I got a damn apple bottom drink. Okay, okay, okay. Shoot, that's good. That is good.

We should just have a Ghostwriters live stream where, like, on Patreon, where all we do is dance. Just like dance in your living room. You guys can dance if you want to. You don just have a ghostwriters live stream where like on patreon where all we do is dance Just like it's like dancing your dance in your living room You guys can dance you want to you don't have to watch us you can't if you want to You probably won't but we think you will we're not gonna watch each other because we're gonna be in our own element that I think Though like a great song at a wedding has to be good within the first two seconds Yes, you have to you hear it. You have to you have to know here's here's what every white person needs to do. Every time the first two seconds, come on, you hear that and you just go, Oh, right. Yes. So you hear a piece up. Oh, let's go bring them in. I know this one. You see the people like put down their lemonade on the, on the table to like run

up to the dance or just finish it on their way in. Oh, man. Speaking of Patreon real quick. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Turn that mom upside down.

Wow. Wow. We recorded our last episode without knowing what the results would be. And the results are positively positive. Yes. You guys are coming in strong and we are so thankful and so excited about it. Tested positive for patronage.

Yes, absolutely. Yeah, tons of support. It's been so cool. Yeah. I think we both thought that we'd see some people join, but the most surprising thing was that y'all got some money. Yeah, y'all got on your feet. Your feet are barking because of how much you are on them.

We have more people, the $15 tier, than we do in the five or 10. That's awesome. Y'all got on your feet. Yeah. Your feet are barking because of how much you are on them. We have more people, the $15 tier than we do in the five or 10. That's awesome. That truly surprised me so much. Yeah. Thank you guys. Genuinely. It's so cool.

Yeah. So awesome. If you guys don't know, Brad and I launched a Patreon page two weeks ago, which is basically a website, Patreon, P-A-T-R-E-O-N dot com slash ghost runners where brad and i are uploading a bunch of like exclusive stuff uh you pay a certain amount per month gets you certain benefits five dollars a month gets you a bonus episode right now with trey kennedy and us and ten dollars or more gets you all sorts of goodies i think in one week we've uploaded i don't know 13 videos so many like 13 videos three pictures anytime i think about it i it, I'll just pull out the phone. Yeah.

Yeah. So there's a lot going out there right now. Our current patrons are probably sick of us already. Like, whoa, this is more actually than I thought I was going to get. There's a lot of Jake and Brad. That's great. A lot of behind the scenes of our life and stuff that either we wouldn't say on the podcast or just isn't that exciting to most people.

I don't know. We're having fun with it, though. Yeah, it is fun it is fun put our bucket lists up there we'd love to hear your bucket list so yeah a couple people have sent theirs in and yeah yeah patrons are great so thank you guys appreciate it seriously sin seriously seriously thank you um right another news been playing some pickleball this week oh two stories two stories of pickleball. I just remembered one. Tell me, baby. Let's start with the first one. Okay.

Shall we? Start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. First one was playing the other day with Isaac, Scott, Scott Sell, and Gunner. Great, great foursome. Great foursome. That's a competitive foursome right there. It was great.

Yeah, just round robin, everyone taking turns. Good, good dinks. Good d a competitive foursome right there. It was great. Yeah, it was just round robin. Everyone taking turns. Good, good dinks. Good dinks. Just dink city. Dinking and driving all over the place. But these girls walk in, and there's one particular girl who is just... Shot ahead them at the bottom paddles. She is eyeing one of us down. can't tell because it's a little ways

away but it looks like it's coming towards isaac's and i's side we're like what's going on here naturally i mean of course yeah we didn't have the wedding rings on that makes sense to where like scott and gunner are like now looking at us like all right who are these girls you must know them and then she's we can tell okay she's looking at isaac bummer that's fine she goes you play basketball for north carolina and isaac looks down at his shirt and he's got like a north carolina like logo from the sale he goes yeah he leaned into it yeah and uh then we see that she has a north carolina on. Oh, good. And so then I throw out a big, go heels. She's like, you go there too? Yeah.

You know the saying, you must go there. Yeah. So this guy has the t-shirt. This guy knows our mascot. You both must go to the same college as me. So it's already like kind of funny. Scott and Gunnar are laughing. And then I really wish you would have been there.

Because I am just completely egged at all. I go, what dorm are you in? Collins? No way. really wish you would have been there because i am just completely egged at all i go what door are you in collins no way she goes uh brownville oh we got friends in brownville oh yeah brownville stations where we used to call it through there all the time it's like our depot oh what time is the train leave that's what we'd always say when we go out yeah yeah i'll be the caboose if you know what i mean all aboard yeah um so that was so funny just like study engineering does she think every person who has a t-shirt like oh you are you sponsored by nike no way yeah yeah oh wait that's because of yeah you make you make furniture

i'm wearing the shirt today so she would so she would be wrong if she asked me. Oh man, that's funny. But that was so funny. I love that Isaac said yes. Yeah, he was just like, yeah. I would have just been like, oh no, I just wear the shirts. I wear shirts all the time that say random universities on them. Oh no. Yeah, it was great. So if we see her again,

Isaac's a UNC athlete and I just attend. Oh yeah. I just attend. Well, good for you because it's a hard academic school to get into, I think. Yeah. I feel like I deserve some credit too. Oh yeah. Good. Yeah.

Wow. But we actually, Gunnar and Scott continued to give us a hard time because Isaac and I kept like peeking over there and looking and they were like, you guys are pretty distracted. But the thing was, oh, I got to clarify too because Isaac's got a girlfriend, but this girl was phenomenal at pickleball. Like I think she plays tennis for UNC. Oh, okay. And so Isaac and I kept like being like, dang, I've never girlfriend but this girl was phenomenal at pickleball like i think she plays tennis for unc oh okay so isaac and i kept like being like dang i've never seen a girl be this good really this is really cool oh wow and so uh yeah we're like can we actually get on that side we we are a little distracted by this this college girl that we keep checking out

yeah just checking out her forehand right nothing else nope not her back side or her back hand yeah just for wow just for a hand that's funny one quick pickleball uh just just anecdote doesn't have to be much of a story but uh can i tell you the names of some other people have played pickleball this week yes absolutely bruce bruce bob pam darla and deb those are great names for you you know, 58 year old people. Yes. Is that what they are? All have grandfathered children. Really? And they are sweethearts. Yeah. They're my new friends. How'd you meet them? Just the pickle courts, baby. Just, you know, extending my pickle network. Meat market out there. Yeah. Yeah. It is a knife fight out there. Um, yeah, Darla and I really hit it off. She did not come with a husband. It's I was like, Oh, she had a knife fight out there. Yeah, Darla and I really hit it off. She did not come with a husband.

So I was like, uh-oh. She had a wedding ring on, though. But Darla and I, I hope to see her again. We were really vibing out there on the court. Did you guys play together? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fun. Darla and I were teammates.

I was teammates with all of them. No, I was teammates with Pam. Okay, so I have more questions. Did you go by yourself, or did you go with other friends? The first set, Bob, Deb, Darla went by myself. So us four just rotated for like an hour. Good for you for going to the courts by yourself. Thanks, dog.

Genuinely, I would not do that, I don't think. And then the second set was Gunnar and I versus Bruce and Pam. Okay. Smoked them. See ya. So then we rotated. Yeah. Yeah.

Have we seen Ola anymore? I don't know what happened to ola oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy um yeah i don't know what happened but he's been replaced by bruce i have his phone number so i'll text him sometime that's good that's good let's shuffle that's good wedding dance song too oh very good dude how was the lake though you're back i'm back from the lake um the lake so it was good first of all i'll say it was good but it was also not good okay oh the lake okay start start from the beginning good not good i'll say right now the lake has been redeemed i gave the lake a hard time um in the bonus episode in the bonus episode and before that where i was like why are we going to the lakes of the ocean?

I liked it a lot really. Um, so whenever we go to the beach We always have to like carry all this stuff down the beach and it's pretty A hefty walk maybe a 16th eighth of a mile. I don't know. It's like far, you know, because you gotta get like Ways away enough so that you don't get I don't know the water rushing in even if you are on seashore drive still we're always on the beach but we're yeah okay we're all on the beach 30 t-shirts yeah i get it we're always on the beach but we're i mean even then you have to walk really far and katherine's family always does a big like setup with like 30 chairs probably that we take down there every day. We have to take down these pop-up tents, four pop-up tents. You got cornhole.

You got can't jam. You got two things of cornhole. Yeah, you got beer frisbee or whatever. Polish horseshoe. Yeah. I mean, it's a big deal. And the new laws on the beach say that you can't keep it down there. So you have to take it down and up every single day.

Okay. This lake thing, first of all all it was so much closer to our house and second of all we did not have to take anything really well we weren't like chilling on the dock very much anyway but um you know it was so much easier it could be like oh let's you know bo's bo's napping but i can go next real fast. Cause we got two houses right next to each other. Yeah. I mean, we didn't get one house. You think we're going to sleep on sleepy pads?

It's a pandemic. Oh my gosh. I'm sleeping on one house. Yeah. So, um, anyway, I really enjoyed that part of the lake.

And this lake is called Cedar Creek Lake, uh, Southeast of Dallas, uh, East Texas. And it was beautiful. I, I give Texas hard time sometimes,

but East Texas is beautiful. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm not too proud. Um, uh east texas and it was beautiful i i give texas hard times sometimes but east texas is beautiful i'm gonna say i'm gonna say it i'm not too proud um not not as good as canvas but anyway um but let me tell you this is the most cliche thing i'll say on the podcast ever is i got home from my vacation and i needed a vacation i need a vacation for my vacation genuinely spoken like someone who likes uptown funk uh spoken like someone yeah who lists the sean mendez a little too much loves a caramel macchiato from starbucks drive-thru i do ice caramel macchiatos are awesome apples to oranges they're so happening again oh ice caramel macchiatos are amazing they are they are they're so good um whatever i don't i'm not um so you know i worked really hard to get to the vacation and i was like i'm gonna work

like crazy and then i'm just gonna be able to relax on vacation that's usually how it's been with two kids um you know they were complicated kids they were hattie was like crying randomly all the time at random things um why didn't you show us to poo in a dipe? Maybe. Yeah, I know. I'm trying. We're trying. I would cry. Yeah. Um, you do cry. I do. Um, that last Thursday. Uh, so yeah, just like, it was just like not relaxing at all. Like there was, there was like maybe one day where I had some time to pretty much relax the rest of the time. I mean, I was, I still had fun times where we went in the pool. I went to the pool with Hattie or I,

um, went on a boat ride with the family or whatever, but like it was, there was like very little time to just chill. Dang. That's too bad. And so, and so when I like exhausted myself, basically to get to that point, it was not a good idea because then I was like already exhausted and not getting any more rest. And so it was like, this is bad. I need a vacation from my vacation. So anyway, I got home Sunday or I got home, took us 11 hours to get home, which normally supposed to take like eight, um, and got home. And then father's day just chilled all day, took a nice nap. I did get some relaxation then so altogether i would say that it was a fun time there was going to be more happy memories and

sad memories of the lake the lake was great i i would go back to that exactly like i loved it it was beautiful and wonderful it's not like like my experiences are like lake of the ozarks and like we grew up on a pretty rustic area of the ozarks like going to it and that was pretty like the ozarks can be kind of dingy sometimes yeah like like this was like i've seen jason bateman deal some drugs exactly on those lakes exactly you don't hear about cedar creek on netflix you know um it was beautiful so i got to ride a jet ski jet skis are awesome it was a sea do i don't know what the difference is but it didn't have the water like spewing out the back.

You know, like, you know how the, like there's like that rod of water. That's cool. Yeah. But it, we borrowed it from Catherine's dad's friend and it went up to 70 miles an hour. That's too fast. I did absolutely not get anywhere close to that. What'd you top out at? I don't know because I didn't look down.

Eyes were closed. Smart. Smart. But, uh, Catherine rode with me and I accidentally like kind of like throttled it too hard. And I was like, well, I throw it too hard. I might as well go for it now. And Catherine was like, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. And so I stopped pretty quick, but then I was like pretty nervous the whole time driving it. So I was like, eh, I think I probably was averaging like 30 miles an hour. Nice. So not fast. Did you make any boo-boos by, let's say, like forgetting that you can't turn while not accelerating? No, I did not.

Because that's tricky on a Sea-Doo. Here's the thing. With my issue of weight, I try really hard not to fall off of those bad boys because I'm not going to be able to get back on. Like I'm a big boy and those things are pretty wobbly. So if I fall into the water and I'm trying to like, I can't scale a fence right now. So if I'm trying to like scale a sea do, I was very careful.

Needless to say. Good. But yeah, every once in a while you're driving it and you're like, okay, I'm turning, I'm turning left and it's still kind of veering to the right. Water's taken.

What's happening. And then I, you turn too much to the left and it kind of like whips you so it was not a very fun experience for me on the sea dude but that's cool you got to drive one though that's so yeah it's really fun i've driven one once in my entire life it wasn't the ocean oh really which was cool oh yeah but that's it wow that's that's surprising yeah it was definitely sweet but i wish i it happened more yeah because they're awesome Yeah. Probably about an hour ago. I mean, literally right before he came into my house. I booked a flight for a 4th of July weekend to go to the lake.

Okay. One, because I want people to yell at me for hanging out with people during a time we're celebrating America's freedom. Right. But two, to see some friends. Which lake? Anything I should know. Lake Texoma.

Oh, that's really close to Catherine's house that she grew up at. Oh, Sherman? Sherman, Texas. Cool. Texas and Oklahoma. Texoma. And she lives like pretty close to up at. Oh, Sherman. Sherman, Texas. Cool. Texas and Oklahoma. Tex-Oma. And she lives like pretty close to the border. Oh, yeah.

Cool. Anything, any tips you can give me for the lake? Anything you wish you would have brought or not brought? Um, I only wore like half the things that I packed. So don't bring too much. Do you wear shorts? I just wore my swimsuit almost every day. I just wore shirts. I don't even know why I packed underwear. Why? Yeah just wore my swimsuit almost every day. I just wear shirts.

I don't even know why I packed underwear. Why? Yeah. Why do we need bottoms around here? It's Texas. Man, that's a good question that I don't have a great answer to. No worries. Because I didn't do that.

I really didn't have very much experiences on the lake even like I would say bring a life jacket if you're going to if you have trouble sinking or not, like if you can't swim very well. Okay. Um, that's a good thing. Um, we didn't bring one of those for bow, which I don't even know if they make them that small, but then we were like kind of burdened, like, well, we can't go on the boat with bow. So one of us always has to stay back kind of thing.

So if you have a infant, I didn't book a flight for one. I guess if I find one, you don't need to under two years old, they're free. Are they really just, I'll throw them in there with you. one. Well, you don't need to. Under two years old, they're free. Are they really? I'll throw them in there with you. Great. Oh, I would love to take them on vacation. That'd be awesome. Yeah. Do you think you and Catherine will take a vacation sometime soon, like without the kids? I hope so. Yeah, I think so. Probably. Probably should. Probably not for, like, until

Beau's at least... Graduated high school? Nine months or a year or something. I don't know. I think there's different beliefs on that. But since he's feeding off of Catherine right now, it's kind of hard for primarily Catherine primarily. Yeah. You are being dramatic. You can,

you can go with dad for just a little bit. Um, yeah. So I don't know. Well, I, I, it's on my bucket list.

Go on a second honeymoon with Catherine. So, Oh, too much. I gave, I gave some free stuff away subscribe to the patreon if you listen to that part honor system the bucket list was fun to write it was yeah it's pretty motivating but at the same time it was so motivating that i didn't

finish my list i couldn't even come up with 60 well that's what i wanted so busy now i wanted to write things down that i genuinely wanted to do like i didn't want to just be like well i mean some of the things i was goofy about but like eat a frog hey come on sorry sorry sorry um uh it does sound cool these frog but there was like like i was like like i almost put skydiving on the list i was like i don't know if i really want to skydive like if i live my life without skydiving that's okay i think it could be fine i I think I took it off. Originally, I put go to Asia. I was like, I don't really want to go to Asia that bad.

I just feel like I should want to go to Asia. I want to go to an Asian wet market. Yeah, exactly. Get a pangolin. Wuhan. Anyway, so yeah, it was a fun little exercise for us. Good exercise. Great exercise. Like Taibo. I, uh, you know what, Tai like tie bow i uh you know tie tie yeah you know tie tie you say bow tie or tie bow uh i held the door open for

a woman yesterday at chipotle and she said no thank you humble really she said no thank you straight up she said no did not want to get that close to me. No, thank you. Yeah. So what'd you do? I was a little appalled. Yeah. Wanted to say something because she was not wearing a mask. So it's like, where do you draw the line? Yeah, that's fair. So instead you took your hand that you gripped the door handle with, shut the door and then let her take that same door handle and open it.

Kind of. That's what's so funny is like, what's your rationale? Yeah. I saw saw i was like here you go hold the door for and she said no thank you i said okay hold on a second and then i closed the door and then i just yeah yeah so all right you go in now and then it's all you go ahead i i want to you have to go first okay you have to that's the rule i was actually leaving so it wasn't like we had to stand in line next to each other okay i was just leaving i was like oh i'm gonna get the door for this woman oh no thank you oh so she was polite i guess but i mean whatever it was just weird to see her i mean everyone has

the right to you know whatever not get within several feet of someone during a pandemic but it was just surprising to not wear a mask to not seem like you're taking any other precautions you're still going out in public and eating in a restaurant. Yeah. But I will not have the door held open for me. I'm like, that's hard for me to even fathom. Well, whatever. Like, I might have that belief if I were that woman, but I would not. If somebody was already holding the door open for me, I would just I would be like, whatever. It's not that big of a deal.

Just one time. Yeah. You know, I wouldn't be like, oh, I'm going to stand so firm on this belief that I'm going to say no thank you to this guy. Going to make myself a goober in public. Yeah. Get talked about on the ghost artist podcast. Yeah. This guy probably has a podcast. I'm just going to go ahead. Yeah. Um, too bad. But, um, she probably knows I've been sneezing a lot. Okay. Maybe that's why I had that look about me. Like this guy's going to sneeze on me. Yeah. So what's the latest with the sneeze a lot oh i'm cured yes or sneeze a lot i started taking allergy medicine i'm fine oh really yeah okay so okay zyrtec zyrtec free free ads for zyrtec yeah free ads

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And I was just with Isaac more. OK. And just having so many weird conversations with him. And then eventually, like two days ago, he said some comments. He's like a lot of weird stuff on your mind this week. I said, yeah. Yeah, I guess lot of weird stuff on your mind this week. I Said yeah Yeah, I guess so I think this is all the time. We just haven't we were not normally in the car this much together Do you remember what you were asking them?

One we were in my car and the air conditioning is going I'm like whoa How does air get in here, but like no air is escaping? You know like you can't blow air into something without it like leaving somewhere. So it's like, are there small holes in my car? Or like, how is all this fresh air getting in my car, being pumped in rapidly? Where does it go? Where does the other air go?

Yeah, because, yeah. I don't know. I don't know where it goes. I'm so bad with science. But yeah, I don't think you can just have unlimited air. No. Like some air's got to be, it's got to, if it fills it up, then you got to have some air leaving

somewhere. Yeah. That's a good thought. So that was the one that he actually said, oh, you've had a loss of your mind this week. The one before that, a couple of days previously, this was like, it wasn't like I came in hot with this like theory, but it was just a stream of consciousness leading up to this where I said, i'm surprised that drugs are illegal okay i haven't looked into this i i don't know anything about this i've

never done drugs it sounds like someone who like yeah secretly does a lot of like heroin drinking but i i was just thinking about it from a business standpoint or i don't even know what standpoint it is basically just like it's surprising that like you're not allowed to do something in the privacy of your home and even to the point that like you're not allowed to like sell this product to a willing customer yeah like it's surprising that like obviously drugs are harmful i'm not like right that's privy to that that's probably why they're illegal but you know it's like you could make the argument for like you could sell guns pretty easily you, you could sell a lot of things that are harmful. Sure.

And it's just funny to look back that like prohibition used to be a thing. That's crazy. You know, right. Like we think about that. That's crazy. We used to not have alcohol sales. That seems to me like the better argument than guns, I guess. Cause I think.

Yeah. I don't really know. We both threw up our heads the exact same time. I don't know. I was not getting into it. I was just in Texas, you know, I'm just into guns, you know, whatever, you know, we both threw up our heads the exact same time. I don't know. I was not getting into it. I was just in Texas. You know, I'm just into guns. You know, whatever. You know, the Constitution or is it the Constitution or Bill of Rights or whatever?

Right to bear arms. You know, that's a thing. But I know that like part of the reason that people argue for guns is that that way the government can't like overpower people and like people can have a chance to fight back if they feel like the government is overpowering them. Yeah, I know so little about that. That's kind of the, that's the cliff notes version. I really don't. But alcohol is, yeah. If you argue that you can't have drugs because they're harmful to people, alcohol is very harmful to people. Yeah. It's not helpful to people. Yeah. First of all, I'm not advocating, but I don't, I don't care about drugs. I don't

want drugs in the environment, but what if, if you you outlaw one why can't you outlaw the other yeah it was just surprising so i wasn't actually talking playing around bringing this up on the podcast either just like just random like it's crazy to think about like a like a scientist like a walter white obviously he's a fictional character and breaking bad but like someone like that has to like face felony charges and completely dodge the law for being like a brilliant scientist who creates this like chemical right it's perfectly chemically balanced product right to customers gosh that show is awesome it's too bad too bad for the drug dealers yeah i feel for you guys yeah hey if you're listening out there and you're a drug dealer like peace be with you it's gonna get better poultry of the week for me i have a poultry just like isaac had poultry with you it sounds like methamphetamine um is i've been on twitter a lot uh you know while

you know trying to have bow nap or whatever in the other room twitter's a rough place these days um yeah and this is not like a rough thing i guess but it's just a small poultry i guess but it's like this new way of polling people p-o-l-l-i-n-g oh like pulled pork yeah pulled pork um it's like when you're like who are you voting for okay thank you for telling me here's a little sandwich hey please don't pull pull the door open for me please uh um no but it's like hey uh who do you like best and it has like a picture like three different pictures on it we'll say three different quarterbacks so aaron rogers tom brady patrick mahomes and it's like comment for aaron rogers retweet for tom brady like for patrick mahomes the likes gotta win every time every you could put you could put who's the better quarterback uncle rico patrick

mahomes or jake triplett and if jake triplett is the favorite and patrick mahomes is the retweet no one's ever going to retweet you it's so dumb like it's like i told you patrick holmes is better dude 43 000 to 22 000 like it's like not even whatever like yeah it's such a dumb thing just for just for engagement people do on instagram too like for this comment for this yes no one is ever gonna what have you ever seen more comments than likes on any post ever of all time yeah especially retweets feel feel more invasive. Big deal. Yeah, oh, huge.

I retweeted something today, though. Did you? It was a montage. Was it about gun rights? No. It was a one-minute montage of Ken Griffey Jr. home runs, and it was satisfying to watch. Oh, the kid.

Oh, yeah. That's sweet. Yeah. Good for him. Anyway, but that's a big retweet, you know? Yeah that's i mean that's a big retweet you know yeah yeah now that's a text i haven't retweeted something in a couple years probably yeah i would if they said retweet for jake triplet or favorite for someone else then i would i think so but only then uh that actually conversation led to a fun conversation with my friend connor who we don't

love on this podcast but we're gonna talk about him real quick uh he said king griffey jr's got to be one of the top or one of the coolest athletes of all time. And so it was a fun thought of like, if you could pick four athletes to be on your Mount Rushmore of coolest athletes of all time. Coolest?

Yeah. King Griffey Jr. is definitely cool because he was so big and so popular and so successful at a time when everyone else was doing steroids and he wasn't. Exactly. It's so cool.

Yeah. My answer, if you want to know, was coolest four would be Michael Jordan, at a time when everyone else is doing steroids and he wasn't exactly it's so cool yeah um my my answer if you want to know uh was coolest four would be michael jordan king griffey jr bo jackson muhammad ali oh um those are cool athletes i don't i mean cool is such a vague word i kind of know what you mean because i was thinking like dennis rodman oh wow like that's cool like that's cool he dressed up in that wedding dress yeah that's cool he has like cheetah spotted hair uh but i see more what you're saying yeah like swagger like culturally cool swagger cool yeah i guess but i said but then i also texted connor and said uh but let me don't don't don't don't get this confused

these are not my top four favorite athletes of all time. These are the coolest, I thought. So I said Patrick Mahomes is up there for me, as is Kobe Bean Bryant, but I don't think they're the coolest. Yeah, mine would probably be, well, I don't know, coolest. I'll tell you who is cool in his day,

which not so much anymore, but OJ Simpson was very cool. Yeah, I think that we underestimate or under appreciate how big of a deal he was before all this stuff happened. Yeah. I mean, that documentary did a good job of explaining just like seeing a black man

on TV, like in a Hertz commercial was kind of like unheard of. Like a black guy is a spokesperson for like a big like brand. Yeah. Right. You know, and I think that just made him so cool. Um,

and then he was not so cool so you're saying oh just yeah yeah oj simpson dennis rodman really anyone with any kind of criminal past aaron hernandez is cool to me yeah yeah it's someone who tried to make drugs legal that's that's my guy oh who's the guy i can't believe oh ryan fitzpatrick he's cool he is cool in his own way if you guys don't know i'm sure like% of the people who listen to this podcast are women who probably don't. If you're watching on YouTube right now, pull up a picture of Ryan Fitzpatrick right now, please. The picture of him,

he did a press conference one time where he stole all of his teammates' jewelry. He played for the Buccaneers and he looked like an actual pirate. He has this huge beard, but he's Harvard educated. He's on a different team practically every year. No one wants him, but he's great. But at the same time, he plays every year and he does adequate.

You're adequate. He does pretty good. Yeah, he's cool. Yeah. Okay, so just Ryan Fitzpatrick. And then the last one, probably John Fulbright. Oh, Uncle John. Southwest Missouri State football player.

Good for you. Yeah. I don't know. That is a fun conversation topic yeah deon sanders i thought about tiger woods was cool until he did some stuff that made him not so cool see no that's kind of stuff i love okay yeah oj simpson tiger woods yeah right up your alley yeah i wish r kelly was an athlete oh my gosh he would be right up there in South Dakota. Just kidding about that. I am not an advocate for any

kind of criminal stuff. Oh, you heard it here first. Yep, and Jeffrey Epstein was a bad guy. Good for you. Hey, good for you. Yeah, thank you. A few weeks ago, Brad, I talked about how cute girls go to Target.

Last week, I said I want a girlfriend and i wanted to be saudi arabian i like where this is headed it's actually yeah dang it i kind of built this up okay i take the those were both kind of funny haha whatever okay this time it's more serious oh i've been going to this coffee shop and this is the new target now every i feels like an episode of the bachelor every time i go in there however i've never been the type of guy to like approach a girl in public We kind of talked about this with the target sure, but I think it's time okay 28 years old It's time to approach a random girl by yes I genuinely do not know how to I was there with Trey and I said

first I was kind of joking because Trey got there later and I was like I was actually thinking about just sitting at a table with Her instead of you and and then he was like have you ever done that I was like no of you he's like no I Didn't know how to I was like right yeah i feel like i have all the confidence in the world but not that that's more than confidence that is that is well that yeah yeah you got some you got some cojones you know you're playing the box drum uh yeah how do you do it you're asking me you you bagged dough bag my dough um cute girl at a coffee shop probably doesn't want to be bothered she's there on a laptop drinking her coffee gosh yeah that's it's like approaching girl to gym it's like you're there to do something i'm here to do something

right but look at you you look arabian maybe that's resist your skin to me i think that's the angle you go with you you just you completely acknowledge the situation as a whole you say hey i'm, I'm considerate. Like you don't say these things, but this is a subtext of what you're saying is right. I'm considerate of what you want to do here. So I'm not going to bother you too much. I, you know, I'm conscious of like the fact that this is kind of awkward that I'm doing this, but at the same time, you're too good to pass up basically is, is the subtext you can come on and say basically similar things where you're just like, Hey, I don't want to bother you too much. Um, but I just noticed you and I just thought you were beautiful. I know this is kind of wild and, uh, no matter what you say, I don't

want it to be awkward, but I still want to be friends. Would you, I still, yeah, I still would love to sit over there for the next hour to an hour and a half and just work on my own stuff. Um, while you do the same and, um, but I would love to potentially get to know you. That's good subtext. Yeah. Do you think I mentioned Aladdin at all? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well choose a different Disney princess. Like if you, if you don't feel comfortable with Aladdin yet, like maybe so white, you know, snow white's more of a starters princess. I mean, cause then you can be like i'm kind of bashful uh will you be my snow white sorry sorry i've only had half of my coffee so i'm a little bit grumpy whatever just just basically have trade candy type lines the whole time just be extra zany

and wacky that's cool do you think i do anything in like rhyme rhyming form or keep it free verse do not rhyme i will say try not to rhyme i would say i would say if you rhyme you're done you're gonna have a bad time yeah you're you have you have a bad time if you rhyme you're going to have bad time got it um no do not rhyme one word absolutely not okay um but i would just say just be confident and just hey uh my name is jake and i don't know anything about your personality but wow i would like to get to know it or no i got it i just thought of something i give her the treatment i just go up and i go not bad you gotta breathe like you gotta exhale first not bad

that's all i say you gotta do a quick point not bad kind of kind of do an ola voice not bad. I like what I see. I have seen a lot of things and this is not the bad, not the bad. Oh man. I think that's, I'm going to try to do it. I'm going to try.

You got to do it. And I think it's smart for you to do it. Well, I was going to say, I think it's smart for you to do it when you have a friend there, because I think that gives you a little more confidence, even though your friend's obviously going to be on the other side of the room just just having somebody there is a little bit nice so then again if the girl knows that you

have a friend there that makes it maybe a little bit awkward for her is my thought process that's i see both sides because you know if i go solo it could be the downsides are she rejects me now i go sit back down by myself it's a a bad look. Bad look. The upside is she's like, wow, I look at you and I think not bad. And I'm almost done with my work. I'm down to chat right now. Oh, and I have to say, well, my friends here, or if I'm by myself though, then I say, let's get it on conversationally. Yes. Let's get the conversation punctuation on. Yeah. Um, how do you spell your, by the way? No, I think you got to,

yeah, your friend has to be okay. Like, hey. Hey, this could be the last time I talk to you. I might not talk to you anymore. Yeah, and that was, I was also thinking maybe it would be, maybe it would behoove you to do it on your way out. But that's a little bit risky

because what if she wants to leave before you do? And then you're chasing her down the parking lot. Can't do that. I like on my way out yes good move okay leave her wanting more right potentially if she wants me and leave it up to the you know she's comfortable then saying no because you're not going to go sit right back down you're going to potentially leave that is this is great this is actually this is genuinely helpful i go and say hey i'm on my way out yeah but yes yada yada yada that's a couple of not do not say

oh i can't rhyme yada yada yada about a bing about a boom yada and but but a but a boom doesn't rhyme okay okay okay okay so let me start over hey um my name is jake i'm actually on my way out right now but about a bing about a boom what do think? Put the ball in her court. Yeah. Put the boom ball in her basket. Bullseye. Bullseye. Okay, perfect. We can move on from that.

I like this. I'm excited. It's generally, I want to delay the foundation because I'm going to try it and I'll report back. I'll be your friend in the corner that you don't even talk to yet. Just so, yeah, I'll do that. Do that for you, man. Okay. That's exciting.

Okay. We'll see. I'm just, you know, go Tar Heels. I do. I do think as weird as it sounds, most girls in coffee shops are probably very good girls. I know that's right. That's what I do. I'm like, you're a Christian. I think so.

I know that sounds ridiculous. Like, obviously not everyone. But in Kansas City, I think it's pretty consistent. And you're probably a little bit, too. It's like they they're here by themselves. Right. Their hair straightened. I don't think they would hate some guy coming up and telling them they look great.

Sure. I always. I just rhymed. I said hair straight look great. I cannot. Gosh, do this. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know. Maybe. Maybe you're not ready yet. I got to practice. I would always tell Catherine like, and this is not exactly what you're saying, but kind of what you're saying. Like they have hair straight. They want to look great. Everyone know they look great. Like

anytime Catherine ever said something nice about somebody else, but she said to me, I'm like, go tell them. I always said that. I was like, go tell them. Like, like no one would be upset with somebody that just gave him a compliment. I don't know. I've been trying to do that on Instagram more guys, girls. Yeah. Hey, you look great today. Yeah. Hey, you look really happy in this. Right. I've been doing that a lot the last two weeks. You got to be a little careful with obviously the opposite sex and, you know, leading them on or whatever. Yeah.

But like so often, like if a girl has cool shoes, I'll be like, hey, cool shoes. Those are dope. Like whatever, you know? Yeah. So. That's great. That's great. And I always show my, my wedding room.

I do it. Hey, cool shoes. I like your shoes. Okay. Look at those. Whoa. You're pointing with all five fingers that's a nice shoe that's a nice shoe now did you come in those doors you came in here okay i'm about to leave out that way cars over there nice shoes hitting on girls while being married yeah they're talking to girls while being married. Yeah. Or talking to girls while being married. Anyway. That's funny. Cool shoes.

We had a thing at camp that was like kind of a philosophy of sorts that we just kind of like a couple of the guys just like made up like attention to all but intention to none. Okay. Or intention to one. If you were interested in one girl, like, you know, drawing the line of like, I can talk to girls or I can like give them attention, but I don't want to like be intentional with six girls at once.

See, that's good. Have I told you about how I, so like in a camp, they have something called goodies, which are just letters you write to other people. Gosh, I haven't thought about the word goodies in forever. Yeah. She wrote me a goodie dude. And it was like, it was like inner, inner male. Like you could either, or inner camp male, you could either send to your own people or other camps that are from canica whatever and so

i had my first summer i had the intention i was like i want to be encouraging to everybody so i'm gonna write every single staff member a goody boys and girls boys and girls like i was like i just think it'd be really like i'm a words of affirmation guy i think other people you know it's a great thought brad i think so uh apparently my innocent mind did not think this you were so goody goody he didn't know about the goodies there were multiple girls that like like had other conversations with other girls being like he wrote you a goody too like or or other people or sometimes the girls would be like i'm really uncomfortable around him now because he wrote me this goody and i I'm like, I was just trying to say, you're doing great at your job.

Keep it up. You like accidentally get so innocently. You have like this nickname. You come back next summer. Oh, the goodie monster. My, my, my, my, my, my goodie monsters. Yeah. But I mean, whatever.

I, I bagged my dough. You know, you're fine. I just, I just shot out a bunch of arrows. I finally got one. Big old 144, uh, shell shotgun shotgun blast a bunch of people at once a couple of guys were like wait he wrote you a goody too i'm just kidding uh so yeah i just genuinely was like i think it'd be great to be encouraged it's you know yeah camp there's a lot of times where it's like man this is discouraging this is hard it's hard yeah mistake i didn't whatever so maybe don't take advice from me about protecting girls hearts

but uh good stuff good stuff shall we get into voice memos i would love it okay i would love it i would love to do it with you okay let's start with our first one from Megan. Here it is. Hey, this is Megan from South Florida, born in Kansas City. Yo. And I have been listening to a lot of your episodes, but some of them I skipped over. So I was going back to listening to them. And one, you have a friend on the show, and you're talking about a thing that you always do with his daughter where you mispronounce her name. And her name is Hadley Jo. Yeah.

And in one of the mispronunciations, you say Hadley Bo. And I think it's just funny because your two kids are now called Hadley and Bo. Anyways, my question for you guys is do you guys have any weird food combinations that your friends think you're weird for eating? Thanks, bye. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. What was her name? Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan.

Megan either pulled off the greatest troll of all time, like basically playing my own game with me, or she just doesn't know my daughter's name. And I can't tell which way I want to believe this is going. Cause it's cause that's exactly what I would do with Garrett's daughter. I would be like Hadley, Hadley and Bo like,

no, it's Hattie and Bo like that is, that is good. Megan. I don't know. I think your daughter's name was just Hadley now. You're, that is good, Megan. I don't know. I think your daughter's name was just Hadley now. You're right. You're right.

Hadley. You had a good time at the lake with Hadley and Bo? Hadley was a little bit temperamental at times. Sometimes she wanted to put her life jacket on. Other times she did not want the puddle jumper. She Hadley wanted it on the whole trip. Yeah, Hadley actually stayed back with Catherine's parents for a week. She's back there in Texas right now.

Oh, so we got some pickleballing on the horizon. Oh, yeah. No Hadley, all her eyes. Yeah. Sweet. Man, that's funny. What did Michaela ask us? What'd she say? Megan asked us what food combinations we have that are kind of weird.

Oh. We've talked about it before, but I get flack from some people that think it's weird that I drink milk with my meals sometimes. Oh, I had milk with pizza last night. Great, great combo. I also saw it expired in 45 minutes. I was eating pizza at 11.50. I was like, at midnight, it's going to go bad.

You're chugging it. I thought about making a story. I was like, this is kind of funny to just think. I drank the whole gallon. Yeah. Did not feel good afterwards. Just expecting it to like blow up at midnight. Like, it expires to 22nd. I have like, this is kind of funny to just drink the whole gallon. Did not feel good afterwards. Expecting it to like blow up at midnight. Like it expires to 22nd. I have to drink this now, but I really did have pizza with my milk last night. Okay. Okay. Well that lends

into my other thought is milk with my pizza. Yeah. Um, I, I love barbecue sauce on almost anything. And so I, a lot of times dip my pizza and barbecue sauce, which isn't like crazy out of this world, but Catherine gives me a hard time. She, she one time said, sometimes you put barbecue sauce on things that aren't meant to have barbecue sauce on them. She told me that it hurt. It hurt, hurt my feelings. Hadley luckily consoled me. Um, but, but like, like she made whatever baked potatoes one time. And I was like, Oh, I'm going to go eat some barbecue sauce for this. And she's like, that's not, no, you're not, you're not supposed to have barbecue sauce on that. So I guess that's my answer, but that's a good one. I don't, I don't to go eat some barbecue sauce for this. And she's like, that's not, no, you're not, you're not supposed to have barbecue sauce on that.

So I guess that's my answer, but. That's a good one. I don't, I don't know if I, I'm pretty vanilla with my food. I like. Yeah. Macaroni. You don't. I'll put cheese on that. I'll have macaroni noodles.

Okay. And then I'll like have honestly like so much cheese. Really? Like smothered cheese. Within the macaroni. I don't think it's that weird. Oh, okay. You put milk in the macaroni when you put it in?

There is definitely dairy in the cheese, but not milk itself. Okay. Okay. Hey. Hey. Okay. Okay. Thank you.

Thank you, Michelle, for the question. Man. Man. All right. Here's one from our guy, Joel Trader. Oh, JT. Jake and Brad, it's JT from Ohio. I would like to serve as your Tony Reale from Pardon the Interruption.

I think you know what I'm talking about. I kind of come in on the back end and offer a few corrections from the last episode. So here's a couple for you. Number one is the leaky faucet comment about Bo. We're going to want to get that checked out. We need to set up an appointment immediately, if not sooner, because that just didn't sound normal. Number two, pomp and circumstance.

What she said was pumping circumstance, which is like if your bike tire is out of air or you have a pair of basketball shoes from the early 90s that you need to pump it up so you can jump higher. That's a pumping circumstance. That makes sense. the last one is from two episodes ago i couldn't ignore it the milk the color grab we need to revisit this because yikes i just feel like no no no we'll talk about it jt you guys are awesome you make me laugh out loud no other podcast does it see that's what do you think he was going to say at the end?

C minus. C-doos? Could be C-doos. C. He's probably a C-do guy. I think so. C spot run, C-do guy. C-do guy.

Hey, you C-do guy. In Japan. In Japan. C-do guy. Number one. Steady hand. Steady hand. On the trigger.

On C-do. On the trigger. C-do is a funny word. It sounds like it should be a sentence but it's not c do c all right i'm done oh c do do re mi c do um okay i love i love the idea of a fact him fact checking us i think that's funny because we spout things off without ever fact i'm so wrong like five times an episode. Which I love it. I mean, it's fine. Like we know that we're not like trying super hard to, well, I mean, we're not intentionally being wrong, but we're also letting things fly.

I don't know if it's true or not. Like what did you, you said the Super Bowl was the biggest event in the world one time. Not even close to the World Cup. Yeah. One of my friends texted me like, dude, Super Bowl's not that big compared to whatever.

Biggest thing in America. It's an easy slip up. We're number one in the world they say we're number one so you know the number one thing and it's not like i said that uh you know the the preakness race was the biggest event in the world yeah i love horses but i know i know their place kentucky derby yeah you still shoot them when their leg breaks oh glue factory so um i think that's a fun idea so let me talk the leaky faucet first of all he said uh you want to get that checked out immediately if not sooner you're what's sooner than immediately huh dingus okay i'll chip i'll fact check you if you're gonna fact check me jt all right better adverbs please immediately if not sooner i mean imagine that like

imagine somebody being like listen you're to want to get this checked out sooner than immediately. You're like, oh crap. That's like, it's too late. I can't. I'm done. I need this today, and if you can do it earlier than that, I would love it. I can't. I cannot get it earlier than today. If you can get it yesterday. I need this yesterday. That's probably what

people like Joel are the people that say that. I heard that this week. Our boy Garrett Gibson called me at like 7 p.m. one night. He was like, hey, I got a friend who needs a video. He said he needs it like yesterday. So then I woke up at sunrise the next day and got it for him. Oh, good for you. That's pretty close to yesterday.

Practically yesterday. He's not awake yet. This guy is. This is immediately soon. Yeah, I like that. Okay, so he said the thing about Bose whatever. I don't know. Whatever.

We'll figure it out eventually. He's fine. He's doing all sorts of uh bodily functions right now everywhere he's spitting up like crazy first of all uh do you not like it for fun i don't think so i hope not if so then he's an ornery ornery bow um bow you need to stop releasing bile from inside of your gallbladder. Oh, quit. You have a bad habit. You have a bad habit and you just need to discipline yourself. Just quit.

And he's just like, like, he's always cross-eyed. He's just like. You need to show him like a Tony Robbins video and like try to motivate him. Stop. It's like the the Rob Lowe. I know we've talked about this before, but he's like, stop pooping. Stop. Pooping. Anyway. Stop pooping.

Anyway, and then Catherine's milk thing, whatever. I read somebody that commented on that and said that that mother's like milk maybe changes over time, like depending on the age of the baby. And then also the type like that the baby needs and their moon sign probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah um i i don't know i think that's the whole birth stuff is just crazy and amazing to me like all how breast milk like sustains a baby is nuts yeah nuts nuts so that's all i have to say thanks joel i when you said like comments I got a text today from a listener. Taylor, what up? Oh, former sponsor. Taylor Ackerson Photo, former sponsor of the show.

Oh, yeah. Check him out. He texted me. He's like, dude, just listen to the thing about the eels. He's like, I watched a documentary the other day about eels. They have two sets of jaws. I didn't even know that. What? They have one set of jaw to open up to get the food in.

And then another set of jaws inside to pull the food down their throat. That is disturbing. He sent me a diagram. It was awesome. What? But disturbing. Was the second set really small? Much smaller.

Okay. Wow. That God is awesome. Like God's crazy. Right? That's crazy. That's wild. I always think about this.

I learned my lesson. I was like, I'm going to stop bringing this up to Isaac. But I was like, two jaws. And how's the air get out?ven spielberg only made one jaws that's a little nuts that's not even true uh yeah dang it hey i'm just gonna let you know uh they're bored with jaws he made a second one but just like it's just so crazy not that we need to get too into creation or design but just like the fact that as humans we need oxygen to breathe and we live on a rock in the solar system that has an atmosphere that happens to have oxygen in it it's very nice pretty fortunate very convenient out of all yeah just you could go down that path so far but just just breathing alone that's crazy that in the middle

of outer space there happens to be an element in the air that we survive off of yeah that's in air conditioning that's your pickup line right there yeah and you took mine away you took my breath away i don't know if you ever heard of o2 but you took mine away and now i want you to say to do beat. You got it. Come on. Do not rhyme, but come on.

I do. I was trying to say, and I, I was going to say be mine. I was like, no, that's a Valentine's day thing. And I said to do is like,

no, that's a list. I do. I filmed a wedding. So forgot you took my O2. I want you to say I do. That's good. And that's still,

oh crap. You'll be all right. You'll get there. You stop hanging out with trey and start going to more weddings that is such a trey line yeah oh you took my o2 now i'm gonna say i do we've yeeted in a video for a while i'm gonna i think i'm just gonna make my own trey kennedy video i think patreon oh yeah for the bring your besties yeah get on your feeties yeah yeah that would be funny i'll film it like i'll film it exactly like you zoom in like yeah yeah oh that would be funny okay um i'll dress like i'm everything that would be great oh that, that's funny. Okay. Yeah, we got to do that. Okay. Okay. We got two more voice memos. Hi, Brad.

Hi, Jake. This is Hannah calling from Nashville, Tennessee. Just wanted to say that I love this podcast so much. So do we. I've been listening since like episode 20 or 30 or so. And now that I'm all caught up, started listening to some of your old episodes and it's so funny y'all are just like playing games but really the games are just you guys asking each other questions i remember those and they're so hilarious it's wonderful um so i have a game for you aka

a question my friends and i've been asking each other this over the last couple weeks and want to know what you guys think so we've been asking each other this over the last couple of weeks and want to know what you guys think. So we've been asking each other, what is your serial killer trait? Like if there's something about you or something that you do that suggests you could have killed someone. Like, for example, one person's was they enjoyed the taste of OJ after brushing their teeth. And that person killed my father. OJ Simpson? No, just kidding.

But what's yours? Okay. So, well well first of all thank you hannah uh appreciate the support when she first asked that question i thought it was like genuine like do you have any kind of like psychotic behavior that could be seen as a serial killer and my mind just thought i was like oh yeah i got a few of those and she's like like orange juice i was like oh, it just kind of backed down. Oh no. Yeah. Orange juice. I drank some milk really close to the expiration date. It sucks when I sleep. You freak. I was all on board for the psychotic behavior.

I got tons of them. Let's hear them. Um, one, and I don't do this all the time. I don't want people to get an actual sociopath yeah but i will like run people through like tests kind of really so like there was a time where i was i was wondering why you gave me a scan chart the first time we met okay yeah so that was an example i'm just like do you know southern united states geography sure you did all right i did okay a lot of people forget jackson mississippi jackson mississippi yeah atl Atlanta, Georgia. Thank goodness you're a big Bruno Mars fan.

That's how you know. Jackson, Mississippi. That gets me grooving, bro. That gets me grooving. A lot of full circle moments today. Anyway, so I would give people tests where like several years ago, I remember I was interested in this girl and how did it go? I think she asked me to like, come to this like big thing. Like she asked me to like,

come, uh, to visit her family or like some like big event or whatever. And so I, something that meant a lot to her. So I made up something that I had that weekend. Basically I was like, Oh,

I was supposed to see my parents that weekend to see if she would like, try to convince me to not see my parents. Oh wow. Because I was like, that's a quality I don't want in a girl. Someone who's like trying to like, oh, you should not hang out with your parents. You should bail on your parents and come hang out with me. Interesting. You know, because that's just like a thing that's important to me.

Like, I've talked about it in several places before, but my least favorite quality of millennials is how often we bail and how easy it is to bail. You're great at not bailing, by the way. It's a quality I've seen you. You are very loyal. I'm the same way. I hate when people are like, oh, maybe I'm like, don't don't. Yes or no.

So I know if you want to say no. Well, that I'm more OK with. It's more like saying yes and then saying no. I just I also don't like it when people know they're not going to come, though. And they say maybe hanging like, yeah, probably not. But maybe it's like you're not coming. No, just say no. It's okay. I'm not offended. Anyway. I just can't stand that millennials bail. I think it's technology kind of helps it obviously, because it's so easy to balance something with the text these days, but it just drives me with

the wall and that's not a quality I wanted someone. So I like, yo, oh no, this is my parents. And she didn't try to convince me to not hang out with my parents i was like yeah good girl okay and now we're married and and that ended well um wow so that's kind of psychotic behavior oh gosh i don't have i don't do it that often yeah yeah i this is kind of a that's a this is a very personal question because we're having to say stuff like this i don't know i guess my one weird thing that i do or i'm sure i do more i do one weird thing i like to go to the ladies room for number two i have been caught i've paid dearly um my answer is just that like sometimes i'll go probably a little bit too far into the rabbit hole of somebody's like facebook profile or something

oh like all like just out of curiosity, like especially I know this sounds weird, but like if someone orders a table from me or like ask like about tables and this is sometimes I kind of profile them, I guess a little bit like, okay, should I try to, should I try to like kind of cut down the price cause I need a sale or is it like, Oh, this person looks like they're kind of high rolled or you know, whatever. Yeah. And so I guess that's my excuse, but, this person looks like they're kind of high rolled or, you know, whatever. Yeah. And so I guess that's my excuse, but I'll like look at five or six of their profile pictures, maybe scroll down their Facebook page for a while, even though I have no relation

to them, like no connection to them at all. Interesting. So I guess that's kind of psychotic. I mean, cause then I learned all about where they live, uh, you know, their husband's name when he's on vacation or when he's out of town for work. Um, what time, what time they usually turn off the light at night, uh, you know their husband's name when he's on vacation or when he's out of town for work what time they usually turn off the light at night you know whatever so anyway

yeah do you have any non serial killer or non actual psychotic things just like orange juice like quirks I'm sure I do Catherine could probably spout out a bunch of them oh I like it warm I'm noticing in this house now could probably spout out a bunch of them. Oh, I like it warm. I'm noticing in this house now.

Oh, gosh. I was like, that is gross. No. Okay. I had orange juice this morning. It was cold and it was nice. Oh, that's an update. Still going strong.

Two weeks, no soda. Are you? Yeah. Isn't that cool? That is good. I just did it. I just found the way I woke up. I just stopped. And you're feeling good?

Eh, the same. Not any different? No different. Really? Literally no difference. What about playing pickleball? You don't notice a difference? I don't notice you're feeling good. Yeah, this is not any different. Oh dear really literally no different playing pickleball You don't know it's a difference. I don't notice a difference Wow I'm trying to notice the difference to it. I still don't you really want to know I want to feel different Interesting. I'm sorry. Anyway, you like it warm. Oh, yeah, like when I lived in that studio apartment by myself I had the AC in the summertime at 75

Oh, yeah, but it was also like you got blasted that sun window down on you so it was so hot all the time it was but i kind of enjoyed it 75 was okay like right now in the house we have like 72 a little cold yeah you're a little nippy yeah which is interesting because in the winter time i like it warm and you get stuffy stuff i know we talked about a narrow window yeah comfort oh man i don't know i'm sure i have weird things. Like I told you, I have to match my pajamas if I have, you know, a shirt on, whatever. I like small utensils, forks and small spoons. I don't like big spoons. Like a faster, you know, efficiency, rate of use.

Like I like my cereal to last a little bit longer, so I want a small spoon so that I can. It's less efficient, I guess, actually. Oh, really? You want to take your time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, see, I feel like I go so fast. Because I get so excited about the ice cream, I would eat it all so much quicker if I had the big... So like, I don't ever like say...

To Catherine, I do. I'm like, hey, can I please have a small spoon? But like... Wait, is this a metaphor? You said Catherine. Can I have a little spoon? Can I... Just once?

Can I have a small spoon? It's Father's Day. Hey, come on. Can I have a small spoon? Can I have a small spoon? It's Father's Day It's Father's Day Yeah I don't know That's weird I guess Good question though Hannah I've literally never been asked what my psychotic trait is I'm sure we have lots

Everyone does I murdered a guy in a truck stop one time Okay so that's probably What she's looking for, more or less. I don't know if that counts. Like that would probably lead to other murders. It ended up not being a technically serial killer. It's just like a one-off homicide. Well, I like small spoons, so I don't kill the cereal as quickly.

So I'm a serial killer by the time I eat it all, but you know, not right away. Interesting. Yeah. Ted Bundy loved cereal. Did he really I eat it all, but not right away. Interesting. Ted Bundy loved cereal. Did he really? Does that make sense? That makes sense. That's why he was the Wheaties guy for a while. He was on the box.

On the side of the box. Yeah, side of the box. Not a cover. That's funny. That's good. We're funny today. I'll tell you what. We did not plan that, guys.

Okay, one last voice memo from Alexis. Hi, Jake and Brad. This is Alexis from Dayton, Ohio. I really enjoy listening to the podcast. I feel like we are just friends, sitting around, laughing, and having a good time. So thank you for sharing all your stories with us. Brad, I hope you enjoyed your vacation

with your family at the lake. My question for you guys is, if you could pick any conspiracy theory to be true which one would you choose i'm looking forward to hearing your answers and thank you again for all the laughs bye moon landing talked about a last episode Big on moon landing. Yeah, obviously Because we just talked about it. I really hope that one's true You have any other ones that you hope are true? I? Think that it's I like the UFO idea or this like area 51 Roswell all that

I think that's kind of cool you like that there you like you want them to be up to something yeah I think it's kind of cool. There's like a lot of mystery there. So I'd like that to be true. I would like it. Like, I would be really bummed if they're like, yeah, we're just testing out some batteries. So we don't want people to get too close just in case they blow up. You know, like Duracell rents out a space down here. They keep going and going and going, but we're waiting until they stop, you know, because

then it could be a problem. Easter's big around here. We get the bunny out, and the children come. They all gather around the bunny, and we sing Little Drummer Boy. It's Easter, though. No, anyway. I like that.

I think the Loch Ness Monster is kind of interesting. I think that's a pretty cool one. Yeah, I mean. Like, how cool would it be if I was at the lake, you know, 70 miles an hour, and I see you doing this just thing is like holy crap i definitely think there's more opportunities for there to be something like that in the ocean than on land bigfoot somebody's just there's just one bigfoot yeah no way he's either procreating so there's several or he's dead because he has no one to mate with right yeah it's been a while. Yeah. We would have found him.

We found Bin Laden. We would have found Bigfoot. That's exactly my rationale as well. Word for word. I should start saying that for a lot of things. You found Bin Laden. I can't even find my freaking keys. How hard is it, guys?

Check in the couch cushion again, please. Yeah. Zero dark 30 in here. Do a round two. Help me find my car keys um i hope that something with the freemasons is cool you know what do you mean by that we're national treasure they talked about the freemasons from like you know centuries ago they bury the treasure and they're kind of the ones that got some secrets sure like there are like freemasons

are still around i mean even in strafford we had a building with like masonry on it where like the strafford freemasons met really like i what could they possibly talk about but i hope that there is some sort of like non-government secret society who knows some stuff oh so like illuminati but but but older yeah but less hip older and they haven't put out any billboard hits okay yeah they haven't run the world and they're on the world freemasons their secrets are mainly based around agriculture so it's not that cool sure but they're still secrets hey watch watch how good i can till this land right here june of 2024 is gonna be nuts have you heard the uh conspiracy about how there's uh like a well there is a secret room behind abraham lincoln in the uh mount rushmore oh there's a secret room behind Abraham Lincoln in the Mount Rushmore. Oh, no. But there's a conspiracy behind like there might be some crazy stuff back there.

National Treasure 2, Book of Secrets. They were in Rushmore. Nicholas Cage just stuck his hand down a hole and not a catfish because he was noodling, but it was a button that opened something. Oh, really? Did not see this. I did see the second one. I don't remember it super well, though.

I remember him sticking a hand in that hole, though. I'll remember that. I did see the second one. I don't remember it super well, though. I remember him sticking a hand in that hole though. I remember that. I remember that every time. Yeah. I didn't know about a secret room. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know much more than, I think that it's like well documented that there's this room, but it was originally supposed to be used for like, uh, like a tourist thing. Like you could go and look at things or supposed to be like preserved for like, you know, the hall of fame of America basically. at things that are supposed to be preserved for like, you know,

the hall of fame of America, basically. But then all of a sudden the government was like, eh, we're going to shut this off and we're just going to put stuff in there but we don't know what's in there.

Huh. So maybe we found bin Laden and shoved him back there. On the topic of things cut out of rock, I just remembered that I discovered something yesterday on the internet. Okay.

So I've never been to Mount Rushmore, but I've heard from people who have been, and it's like a little underwhelming. Still cool that we, or someone, I forget who it was, but some sculptor carved elaborate, you know, intricate faces out of rock. But I saw a thing in China. I think it's just called like Big Buddha. You can look it up, or there's probably a picture on YouTube.

Big Buddha, Big Buddha, Big Buddha. Oh yeah, Big Buddha. Big Buddha number one, number one, big Buddha. Oh, yeah. Big Buddha. Big Buddha number one. Number one. Number Confucius. Anyway. Yeah. Bubba Sparks.

Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha rocking everywhere. Buddha my bread, please. There's a humongous Buddha carved into rock somewhere in China, which looks humongous. Looks way bigger than Mount Rushmore it looks really crazy and just the the sheer size of it and I guess someone carved it because the it was right along this river because like the river was too fast so I guess they couldn't fish and they couldn't like transport you know boats and canoes down it it so he's like I'm going to like carve this like

Buddhist God to be like the god of this river to like slow it down for like functionality and for okay yeah keep going yeah but so it ended up working but it was just because he threw all this excess rock from the sculpture into the river and then it slowed it down yeah so now it's good so it's crazy how like i dammed up the river and then it didn't really flow it goes slower now yeah how cool is that but buddha is watching over us yeah but yeah i just saw that yesterday imagine imagine like working super hard to like make the sculpture and then just call it a big buddha like you could call it anything you want you could have like i don't know they're your oats the rise of the immigrants or whatever i don't know let's just call it big buddha uh i'm having trouble okay i'm having trouble. Okay. I'm having trouble coming up with a name for my sculpture. Can you help me? Sure.

So it's, I made like a Buddhist God. Okay. Like a, like a, okay. And it's really big. Okay. And I don't, I don't know what to call it. Well, first of all, I would say do not rhyme. I think rhyming's out.

Okay. Have you heard of alliteration? It's a great, great thing. Yes. I'm familiar with it. Sally sells seashells by the seashells. Oh, okay. Oh, so like a riddle.

Yes. But I would just take it down to just a few things. Like Big Buddha makes bustling. Good one. Oh, yeah! Bustling bushels by the bushwhackers. But I would just shorten it. I don't know.

What are you thinking? Sorry. I was thinking... And what does that mean exactly? It's Chinese. For? Big Buddha. Oh, okay.'s Chinese. For? Big Buddha. Oh, okay.

I'll just call it Big Buddha. And then people will play a camp game after it called Big Buddha. Oh, I bet they would. Good segment. Good segment. Keep that one in. Keep it in. For sure.

That might be a deleted scene for the patrons. Just keep that audio in there. That might be a deleted scene for the patrons just keep that audio in there that might be a deleted scene no i'm just kidding keep it all in even what i'm saying now fun fact we don't really delete basically anything i think we've probably deleted maybe 10 things we've ever talked about yeah maybe even less than that i would say on average 90 seconds per episode yeah yeah i remember there was one episode where we talked for like two hours do you remember that one and then we went to the joker afterwards uh and we had we had some segment where we talked about uh going to like a dolls like like these people had like all these dolls you remember that yeah I don't think that made the cut did it

no it was just like I found this weird article of yeah that's like the only thing i can think of that we like really took out yeah rarely did yeah does this segment get cut out anyway don't want to like ruin people's perception of like oh they just shoot from the hip but actually they're curated we're not at all okay anyway okay well that's all the voice memos thank you for sending me in that those are a lot of good ones a lot of good conversation came from uh just those four this week so thank you guys send them in for next week if you'd like um from here brad do you want to do review of the week oh uh yeah okay jump on jump all over that jump on jump on it um let's do it review it ride it jump on it the ghost runners really another plug for the bonus episode with trey you get to hear a miniature cover of genuine or a pony by genuine from trey i would pay it

sounded good for trade it yeah just to sing yeah like which i guess is what people can do on spotify but i'm just saying like i would pay money for him to sing like popular songs dude that's what i'm telling you. Everyone needs to come to the show. Just forget the comedy. To hear Trey sing live. He's really good at singing. I'm telling you, this song about pyramid schemes, this song alone, it's so good. Really?

I'll send it to you. Okay. No one else, though. No one else. $50 patrons. Just kidding. Oh, yeah. Come to our show.

You'll see it then. I don't want to ruin it for Trey. Okay, but speaking of singing, you have some singing to uh for your review of the week i'm guessing okay well i'm guessing well uh yeah which one was that um i was gonna do it for the jingle though oh oh you're right let's yeah let's save it i'll do my review of the week in the meantime five stars for jake and brad every week these quirky best friends have a candid discussion about their lives. The best part is their skillful use of improv comedy at every twist and turn. Sounds like the back of a book.

I like it. This podcast is laugh out loud funny and perfect for long walks, work commutes, pandemics, economic collapses, and so forth. That was funny. That made me laugh. If you want to know more about pickleball, loofahs, which one is the last? Oh, I just thought of something about a loofah so in my in my um you know water journey uh our sink has no water pressure so i've been filling up my water bottle in the bathtub so i've just been drinking some bath water i realized that without really looking at it too much isaac's loofah has been under the the drain a little bit

i'm getting some residual loofah water. Been drinking that. Maybe that's why I don't feel any different. Maybe. Drinking Isaac's dry skin. Right. In my water bottle. Goodness.

Loofahs. Anyway, if you want to know more about pickleball, loofahs, potty training, fast food, getting on your feet, bathroom etiquette, aloe vera, aloe vera? Aloe vera.loe Vera. Aloe Vera. Rural. Aloe Vera.

I think I say Aloe Vera. That's fine. I think it's okay. I think it's okay to say that. I think it's okay to say that. I think it's okay. Rural. Was that better?

Was it? I thought it was good. Was that not good? Oh. Rural. Rural. No one says rural. What do you say? Oh my gosh. Was that not good? Oh. Rural. Rural? No one says rural. What do you say?

Oh, my gosh. We could do this every episode. I would laugh every time. Remind me again. Remind me again. Rural. Oh, rural. Rural.

No. No. I think you're doing it on purpose, but I know you're not. Rural. Rural. Yes. Good. Rural.

Rural. I have to be mad a little bit. My eyebrows come in. Yeah, that's good. For the brows. I have to be mad a little bit. My eyebrows come in. Yeah, that's good. For the brows. That's what Hadley does sometimes, and it works for her. Rural. It's like, he's from the city?

No, he's from rural. There you go. Yeah, it's the eyebrows. Rural, Missouri. Try to say it with the eyebrows up. Rural. It's insane. It doesn't work.

It doesn't work. Rural. Perfect. You got it. Where are my aloe vera? Custom and maybe in da vinci this is the podcast for you oh good rose fair 28 thank you for that review and providing extra comedy for us rural rural i gotta growl oh man urban suburban or raw dang it no I lost it rural yeah see if I don't growl it doesn't really work yeah rural that wasn't it either rural rural there you go it's the eyebrows it's the first syllable that really is tough for you roar was that it yeah you kind of roar I can't like memorize it

like I don't have it like crazy yeah it's like it's like an exercise for you like I know memory I know how to say so many words but I cannot like memorize this one

that's crazy that's crazy just say it one more time rural rural that was pretty close you were trying so hard though you were trying so hard

to do that I'm done I'm done I'm gonna get that scratcher out oh I need to calm down okay well my I'm getting hot I'm gonna give a honorable review of get that head scratcher out. Oh, I need to calm down. Okay, well, my...

I'm getting hot. I'm going to give an honorable review of the week, and then I'll give my jingle review of the week. Mine was from Zwarehand. Oh, yeah. I saw that. He sent us one. Dangerously funny.

He says, one of the best podcasts on the market. Don't listen to this while lifting or working out. I never do. Just dropped the weights three plus times because of laughing audibly in the gym. Benching was very difficult while listening to this program. That's not the worst of it. People around me were a tad bit startled and looked at me. They saw someone randomly drop their weights and start laughing.

I'm now embarrassed. Have to leave. Can only listen to this podcast while using an elliptical or stationary bike. Perhaps stretching as well. So that's a funny one. I love imagining people at the gym. I just love imagining people like in a situation where they're not supposed to laugh out loud,

laughing out loud. That's fun. Yeah. So, okay. And then do you have anything else to say before I end? Just before I forget, one last plug for Patreon. It's a lot of fun. Come join us.

Come hang out with us there. You know, it's easy to private message us there. I've responded to a lot of messages. We got a ton of videos. I mean, Brad interviewed Hattie. Brad also interviewed someone else. They can't tell. It's a high profile name, so I'm not going to say it on here, but it's big time.

Can I say it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Brad scans the radio hunting for Wi-Fi. Yeah. What do we think about scanning the radio? I think I might do that more often. I don't know. We'll see.

We'll see. We'll see how it goes. There's a lot of old videos up there of... I'm currently in a competition to kill a mouse in my house. I sent you the first video of that. Yes. So hopefully by the time

this comes out, I will have killed the mouse. I hope that becomes an ongoing saga. But I'm documenting this mouse trying to kill it. I'm also going to send a video. Mr. Jangles.

We'll call it Life Hacks with Brad, where I'm trying to show you how to kill flies. I have that one. Dude, did you notice how many flies are on our front porch? Lots. Where do they come from? Well, I don't know. Or just like, I guess I don't care where they come from. Why are they here?

I don't know. Why are they on my porch? Okay, it doesn't matter. Well, you just do your life hack on my porch, please. You would love that. You freak. I'll do it for money.

10 bucks a month. Okay. Uh, Leah Pierce says a jingle for Brad from Jake's future wife. This jingle should be sung to the tune of you took me by the hand by Hunter, Jan Levinson's assistant. Amazing. Okay.

So it goes. Ghost runners podcast. by Hunter, Jan Levinson's assistant. Amazing. Okay, so it goes. Ghost Runners podcast with Jake and Brad each Monday, Monday they make everything alright it's freaking true pickleball, wipe me, go ahead get on your feet

your feet. Your feet. Maybe one day I'll be Jake's babe of the week. Bow, bow, bow, bow. That was it. I started too high and I can't go any higher than that. That was it. A fun way to end it.

All right, well, go Tar Heels. Darla, if you're listening, I really hope to see you again on the pickleball courts um women in coffee shops this week look out watch out watch out bullseye uh can we please play some some something fun to dance to in this bad boy i want something yeah yeah any of the songs we've talked about um oh i want to have a new one though i want to think of a new one. Okay. It's risky Yeah, yeah, hold on. I'm trying to think something it's not Bruno Mars But it's a good song to dance to oh, yep. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it Please play lip gloss by little mama. Oh

That's almost typing in when she says hello. It's like the first two seconds Yeah All right It's like the first two seconds. Doom. Yeah. So fun. Doom, doom. Tss, tss, tss, tss. Doom, doom. All right. That was just my version. Here's another version, which is a different song. We take you to the Hotel Martinet in Brooklyn.

Oh, I've never heard this version. Oh! Yeah, 1994. Hey. It's a non-fudge fight dropped by the four TV DJs. One time. Cotton candy, green. Hey. Now I'm fucked by the four TV DJs. One time. Cotton candy, green and gold. Let me see you tootsie roll. Tootsie roll.

Just make that tootsie roll. Here we go. Tootsie roll. Just make that tootsie roll. Tootsie roll. Let me see that tootsie roll. We did it. Tootsie roll.

And make that tootsie roll. To the left. To the left. To the right. To the right. To the front. We did it! Go for a podcast!