Ghostrunners - 62 - Karen in the Airport

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

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Anyway, all I have to say, long story short, there's a reason we domesticate dogs now. I think this type B means I was going down with some random bouncing white meat to Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun. Go hang it on your feet. Cause it's the Ghost Runners podcast every Monday morning. Every Monday morning with Jake and Brad. Ghost Runners podcast every Monday morning. I was going to go hard cut.

I like the muffled sound. Yeah. Very, very Beatles. Beatles did that back in the day. Really? Yeah. Huh. I'm feeling it, baby.

It's Monday. Hey, everybody. Hello. I am so excited to be here. Brad, so excited to be here. Yeah, baby. Hey, everybody. Hello. I am so excited to be here. Brad's so excited to be here. Thank you all for listening. Another Monday with the Ghost Runners, and we come to you bearing some good news. This just broke. It's

Monday, July 6th for us, but Mahomes is sticking around, baby. Mahomes is sticking around. Adam Schefter just broke the news about 30 minutes ago. Adam Schefter broke the news about 30 minutes ago.

That Mahomes is signing a 10-year contract extension. 10-year contract. All right, all right. So, yeah, we're hyped. We are so hyped Further increases our chances of not only winning more Super Bowls But someday meeting him Holy cow

And maybe even Can you imagine how many custom tables he could buy? Oh, several I can't even do the math Several I was going to talk about Mahomes anyway this episode Because I want to say, I don't know, six months ago on this podcast, I said, bold prediction. Mahomes wins us a Super Bowl and he will get us a Whataburger.

You know what's happening this week? Oh, baby. It's happening. Yeah, baby. It's happening. Whataburger announced that Kansas City is getting one location to start. Oh, they're going to get so many. Yeah.

I don't know where. It's supposed to be in Lee's Summit, which is kind of random. That's where I heard too. But hey, we'll take it. I'll go to Lee's Summit which is but hey we'll take it i'll go to lee's summit we'll take it burger i uh i had it friday morning on my flight to dallas landed in love field and had me a hbcb right away what about it is so special or so great to you like what about what a burger is so good because i think it's kind of funny like obviously there's lots of other burger places but like i get so excited about what a burger just like same way with quick trip like i get so excited about what a burger just like same way with quick trip. Like I get so excited about quick trip as like this gas station where I can get Coca-Cola, but it's

like every other gas station also offers this. Like what about what a burger is like? For me, it's specifically the honey butter chicken biscuit. I've never had anything else from what a burger. Okay. But I've also never tasted anything like that. It's so good. Like Wendy's tried to do their own, I think they even called it a honey butter chicken biscuit for their breakfast and it's not good at all. Yeah. I McDonald's tried to do it own, I think they even called it a honey butter chicken biscuit for their breakfast, and it's not good at all. Yeah. McDonald's tried to do it too. It's like a McChicken breakfast sandwich.

Don't do it. It's the honey butter specifically. Anyone can kind of make chicken, but it's the honey butter. Oh, let's go. Let's go. I can't wait to, like, you know, Whataburger sells breakfast until 1030 in the morning. We're going to leave at like 945 to get there. Come on.

Come on. 45 minutes. We got to take the pilgrimage to Lee's Summit, but we're going we're gonna do it baby or here's also what i see happening it's like 10 p.m we're still playing pickleball meadowbrook and we're like oh sure it's good it's like well we can go now it's like well it wouldn't be 11 p.m yet gosh let's play one more game you're right one more best two out of three series and then afterwards we'll go to lee summit and it'll be 11 p.m loser buys loser buys the hpCBs. HPCBs. Fun fact about Brad Ellis is that we had Honey Bar Chicken Biscuits at our wedding reception for anybody that didn't know.

And fun fact, they only sell them from 11 p.m. to 11 a.m. So that's where the stipulation comes in. But yeah, I wanted to have one. I was up early and Adam in the Dallas airport again this morning and wanted to have one. But line was long. Jake was late. Arms were heavy. Decided not to. Knees weak. Ended up just eating my mom's spaghetti instead yeah okay um how was your fourth of july weekend jake i'm not gonna over exaggerate it it was so

fun oh really it was so fun like specifically fourth of july was just a blast man yeah um and it was like mediocre fun like it wasn't like whoa you did so many crazy things but it was like mediocre fun. Like it wasn't like, Whoa, you did so many crazy things, but it was just like, we just sought out to like, have a great day with Hattie. And we did, I think it was just really fun. Um, so yeah, it like, and it ended in a perfect way. So I'll just give you the play by play of the whole day. Real quick. Wake up down.

Red 90. Donuts in the morning. Uh, we went to Krispy Kreme, got some patriotic donuts. Oh,. Say. Hut. Hut. Donuts in the morning. We went to Krispy Kreme. Got some patriotic donuts. Oh. Great time. Oh. How?

How were they? Patriotic. How were they patriotic? They were sprinkled red, white, and blue. Okay. White cream? No. Like white frosting?

No white frosting. Okay. Just sprinkles. Oh, I'm sorry. Frosted. Frosted. Yes. Okay.

Yeah. Kind of like light blue frosting. Okay. Went there. Had that, or brought it home. And then after that, what did we do? Oh, we went, Hattie and I went and bought fireworks. And by fireworks, I mean we bought like $15 worth of like poppers and stuff like that. Snakes and sparklers.

Yes, dude. Let's talk about the snakes real fast. Okay. I did not know what they were when I bought them. Those things are stinky. Those are not fun. Yeah. They suck. Yeah. They're terrible. were when I bought them. Those things are stinky. Those are not fun. Yeah, they suck.

Yeah, they're terrible. Yeah. I bought them. I was like, hey, these things say black snake. Cool. Like she was so excited about them. And they just are like this thing. It looks like a big piece of poop that just kind of.

Yeah, no, they're bad. Yeah. And they ruin your like driveway. Oh, really? Oh, crap. Actually, you have black asphalt. You might be all right. But like a typical like.

Oh, should I not have said that? That's a little inappropriate. Typically like a normal like concrete color, like it'll stain it. Oh, really? Black, yeah. Anyway, went and bought fireworks. Really fun. Just had a night.

Wait, you ever seen Joe Dirt? I can't remember. Never seen Joe Dirt. Oh, infamous firework scene in that movie. This guy, Joe Dirt, David Spade, wants like all these crazy fireworks. He's like, oh, we sell our like all these crazy fireworks he's like always sell our snakes and sparklers he's like and then he just rattles off i mean like 25 made up uh spark or like fireworks it's a pretty infamous scene like whisker do's whisker or don'ts with

or without the scooter stick uh and it just goes and goes and goes it's great do you think it was improvised i think some of it had to have been. Yeah. You see deleted scenes of him saying completely different ones or something. Whistling kitty chasers. Tornado alley. So you're going to tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roaming candles or screaming mimi's? No. Oh, come on, man.

You don't got no lady fingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity-doo-dahs or crap flappers? No, I don't. You're going to stand there, owning a firework stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, hoosker do's, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nips and dazers, with or without the scooter stick,

or one single whistling kitty chaser? That'd be a pretty fun, yeah, that'd be a fun role to play, I'm sure. Okay, sorry, keep going. No, it's all right. Came home, had a little picnic in the backyard. Great time. And one of the greatest things about Ford's Relay was that Bo slept almost the entire day,

which just made it so much easier. Everything's easier when you have a cooperative sleeping baby. Yeah. And so he slept, yeah. We then went to go swimming at, um, Meadowbrook pool, shout out Leanne and Logan Cleaver for letting us get the hook up there. Um, which was awesome. It was so much fun. Um, did you just text him and say, can I swim in your neighborhood? Pretty much, pretty much. Like I was like, like almost all our friends were out

of town. And so I was like, we got, I, we just wanted to go in a pool and my sister was going to let us go into their subdivision pool. brought the key with her to branson dingus julie what do you wear uh do you wear one piece or two piece at the pool i wore a three piece i'm not gonna tell you which three um i'm just kidding i had a sock somewhere uh oh yeah yeah black snake um anyway i know i wore i wore one piece okay cool yeah good good for you columbia pfg yeah um Yeah, Black Snake. Anyway, I wore a one-piece. Okay, cool. Good for you. Columbia PFG, yeah. And anyway, went to the pool.

It was so fun. Hattie had a great time. It was this kind of formal, like Meadowbrook's this nice area there, you know? And Hattie was the only little kid there, so automatically she starts screaming and having fun. And all these high-end people are like, oh, what's... They didn they didn't say anything but i was like i hope she's not bothering there you felt their looks their glances she was harshing the meadowbrook mellow if you will ah she was killing the vibe perhaps or maybe she was creating the vibe i don't know hard to know there was no vibe no vibe to be killed they still can't make vibes that you can see with the human eye so it's hard

to know what the direction of the vibe is going, you have to have X-Vibed vision. Yes, yes. Absolutely. So went from there, got a cookie at the market in Meadowbrook, which was a blast for Hattie. Loved the cookies. Came home, we grilled burgers. Isaac came over. Burgers, hot dogs.

No, not burgers. I'm sorry. Burgers, watermelon, other things that were great. And then the highlight of the night was when it got dark, Hattie had napped earlier in the day, which was game changer, because then we could keep her up later. When it got dark, we drove to Kansas City, Kansas, because it's illegal to have fireworks in Kansas City,

in like Johnson County where we live. So we drove like five minutes up to Kansas City, Kansas, to this like country road and kind of on accident, like parked in this country road. And you can see like five or six different like fireworks shows right there. And Hattie like came and like climbed up in the front seat and was like standing, like looking out the window of the truck. And like, we were playing the Ray Charles America, the beautiful, it was like, it was like, perfect. Like I almost

like was crying, like, like, like, cause it was just so wonderful. I was like, this is awesome. This is so great i had so much fun and we went home we did sparklers outside and then she went home went to bed at like 10 45 wow you know she she stayed up late wow but but we asked her she said that's okay so good dude it was a great time that's awesome that's my that's my fourth of july update for you that's awesome i'm sure yours was pretty much the same thing. It was similar. Yeah, I did a bunch of fun stuff. Went down to Lake Texoma.

Oh, yeah. On the Oklahoma side. A bunch of friends. There's like 20 of us down there. I laughed until I cried twice. For real? Which is like, oh, so good. Yeah.

Oh, I love it. I've only witnessed that from you a few times in my life. Yeah. But it is great to see you like really hard laugh. Yeah. It's wonderful. There's this dude down there that is so funny. Like, I met him before and I was really excited he was going to be there. Yeah, he's so funny.

Is it worth telling any of the stories, or is it like you had to be there kind of thing? I think, yeah. It would be hard to really explain it, but just a funny dude. We had a lot of fun together. When you said hamburgers and hot dogs, that reminded me. As you guys know, last summer, bitten by a tick, can't eat red meat, I'm allergic to it, have to eat chicken. That almost never gets in the way. Any restaurant is going to have some sort of chicken or fish option anywhere.

I never really get any jams. I did not have the preconceived thought, the notion, to bring my own meat to the lake. It didn't cross my mind. And so for about three meals straight, it's all, hey, we're grilling again. We're having chips we're doing uh we're doing pulled pork tonight oh and so did you have to be like uh is that turkey turkey burger or is that regular burger yeah i'm like looking around like yeah like checking the packages

in the trash like this looks like real meat that's a bummer so well the main bummer was the like 19 different conversations i had because i feel like everyone made it a point to ask me individually. Right. Hey, why are you in a peanut butter sandwich? So every single time. So I was bit by a tick last summer and I'm literally, you're kidding. No, no, I am. No, I'm saying it's so monotone by the by even the fourth time that just no one believes

me. You should just like stood up and be like, I have an announcement for anybody who I was wondering. Stop asking about the meat. No, I don't love peanut butter sandwiches more than a hot dog on Fourth of July. You think I want this? I'm patriotic, I swear. Been slamming watermelon, trying to get full for the last three hours.

You should have just started doing like the hot dog bun with ketchup and mustard in it and just like holding it like kind of like somebody like in college, like when you didn't want to drink, but you were like, like yeah i'll just put water in there just like have people stop asking me about it yeah or if it's like a see-through cup you put cream soda in it no one knows oh sure same same color yeah so i had a lot of those conversations um but yeah it was great thought i was gonna call 911 again two weeks in a row thought i almost had it we unfortunately saw a little fight broke out which we talked about last episode too um yeah two guys not people you knew hopefully no strangers um yeah we we kind of saw it coming like oh i think those two guys are about to get

a fight and it did not take long big left hook uh-huh uh from one homeboy sent him to the ground and then i think he title boxes his head uh hit the concrete and he was out so we ran me and two other guys like ran up there to check on him yeah and uh yeah he was not doing great but his like his his lady his girlfriend his wife whatever did not make things easier like she's like this dude is passed out on the ground she's like grabbing his hair and like shaking his head trying to like wake him up like wake up baby wake up baby and it's like this dude is passed out on the ground She's like grabbing his hair and like shaking his head trying to like wake him up Wake up, baby. Wake up, baby. And it's like hey, hey, maybe like like you don't have to cuss him twice Yeah, leave his head alone. He'll be fine

He'll come to a little bit and then she's like still has a hold of his hair And it's like tossing his head over to see the back of his head and like rubbing the back of his head And then she sees blood and just loses it starts screaming. Oh, man I'm like hey it's you know whatever whoa and then we just kind of got out of there like this is just making a scene more where people are showing up the cops got called and so we just we dipped but oh man it's not fun to see that kind of like we just talked about this last episode but yeah where were you guys just seeing strife among humans bar and grill kind of thing we were um about to go do

a little dance and this is like still we didn't like leave the lake we we didn't really go into civilization so it was just like on the lake oh we found out blake shelton and gwyn stefani have a house four doors down from where we were this week what yeah so it's like i got my drone do we want to like send him a little message yeah put a little piece of paper on there wait yeah those are they both on the voice blake shelton and gwyn stefani i think they are. Are they? I don't know. Probably. Should we Google it? No. Nah. I don't know.

Let's just say yes and have people that know better get really frustrated with us. Sure, sure, sure. It's Kelly Clarkson! I think she's on The Voice too, maybe. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I know she was on American Idol at one point. Yes, she got pretty famous from being a judge on American Idol, I think.

Yes. Something like that in season one. I forget what it was. She was like, hey, Carrie Underwood, you are a good singer. Yeah. Brad, you might have noticed I'm wearing sunglasses today as we record this. You look good. Did you notice?

Yeah. I was hoping you would. I noticed. I noticed. I noticed. I knew and noticed. Last week and a half ago when I went wakeboarding with Gunnar, he was wearing some sunglasses that I really liked.

And I was like, Gunnar, where'd you get some sunglasses that I really liked and I was like gunner Where'd you get those because I lost a pair that looked like that and he said I found these at a park one time and I lost my in New Zealand so probably not the same hair. Yeah, but I like the the bamboo side I think it looks cool. I like the bamboo. What is this called anything that's custom wood is cool. Yeah Yeah, that's a bamboo rim Trim trim no, it's not even trim it's just the side the ear pieces the ear sticks oh what are those called the temples the temple top temple sticks temple sticks temple run they run from your eyes to your ears oh that's what i called the game that um so

i like i just on my phone i just google like bamboo sunglasses buy a pair really quickly you don't even think that much about it and then i realize well do you see that let me show you the name of the company here on the side yeah yeah i do you go ahead so they're called woodies made custom wood harrelson what do you harrelson built probably his company yeah yeah so i and then once i get the confirmation email, I'm like, oh, I ordered sunglasses from like the hooters of male accessories. The Twin Peaks. It was like, congrats, Jake.

Your big package is on the way. Sure. Whoa. I ordered sunglasses, right? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's a little embarrassing. It says Woody's on the outside of both of my temple runs

and on the inside there's an encryption that says see you at the beach which feels weird like feels like a weird live love laugh thing like weirdly in the middle where's on where right inside here oh sure see you at the beach it's a very confusing company i don't really know what they stand for it's kind of like uh well can we talk about the sponsorship that we that never was for us they're gonna get uh this is to work out great for them. So I get an email from like this advertising network that's like, hey, we have a potential sponsor for the show for you. Let me know if you think it'd be a good fit.

And it's, they're called Green Lumber. And so I was like, oh, initially. Yeah. I know a couple of woodworkers. Yeah. Ellis Custom Creations does woodworking all the time. Yeah. Ellis Custom Creations on Facebook, Instagram, and.com.

Right. Work with lumber all day long. We are on the. the dot coms so it's like this will be great click on the site and it is organic viagra essentially um green lumber and uh so i was like i don't think it'd be a good fit no but then i told brad and then as we were laughing about i was like dang that shit so funny we could have had a heyday with this thing. Yeah. And when people get frustrated about us talking about it, we'd be like, hey, sorry, we got paid for it.

So that's our rationale. Hey, sorry, they paid me to endorse it. I can't say no. It's legally obligated. Yeah. Could have been fun. So between Woody's and Green Lumber, we are becoming the Spencer's Gifts podcast in Kansas.

Sorry. Sorry. And we talked about urine a lot. I realized I brought it up last episode again. I didn't even mean to. Did I say that on the podcast when Catherine was like, you guys talk about urine a lot? I think two episodes you did that. And then last episode out of the blue, I was just like, I had friends over and I was trying

to pee softly. And I was like, dang it. And here we are again. Edit. Let's start it over. Let's start it over again. From the top. Uh-huh. Hey. No, start it over. Let's start it over again. From the top. Uh-huh.

Hey. No, I was kidding. Oh, goodness. Okay. I'll tell you a story about my mouse, my mice. Okay. So on the Patreon, I put out a video and I need to put out another one, but here's some update for you that I had a mouse in our house whenever we came back from vacation at the lake and I have the surefire way of catching a mouse in our house whenever we came back from vacation at the lake and i have the surefire way

of catching a mouse uh there was one time where uh we had this mouse in our house in leewood and um caught i ended up catching seven mice with this thing this amazing trap pretty foolproof um so it's like this it's like this contraption that has a bucket it's a paint bucket with like this ramp on up to it and uh there's a suspension of like a can where you put peanut butter on the can and it's suspended there. The mouse goes up the ramp, jumps for the peanut butter on the can slips, goes into the bucket and there's water in the bucket and the mouse drowns. Oopsie daisy. Whoopsie daisy. Whoopsie mousy. And so, uh, I was like, Oh, I'm going to kill this mouse so quickly. Uh nights went by, weeks even, where I could not get this mouse.

But it was leaving trails. Like, it was there. It was around. We saw the tracks. Well, I'm not going to, you know, I'm not trying to be too crude with anything because we already talked about urine in this podcast. But we saw some entrails. Some guano? Guano.

Entrails? That's not the right word. His intestines? I'm not trying to be crude, but we saw the entrails from guano guano entrails. That's not the right word. His intestines. I'm not trying to be crude, but we saw the inside of them. No. So anyway, this mouse was clearly still there. And then there was one night. It was probably around midnight where I was still in the living room.

And I hear like this rustling happen in the kitchen because it was in the pantry that we keep. Like what? Like what? Oh, my gosh yeah um and i was like what is that and at first at first i was just like oh it's just the ac blowing on something in the kitchen whatever and i was like no we have a mouse in our house that's the freaking mouse and so i went in there and i turned on the kitchen really quick yeah and i saw the mouse like go into a corner.

Yeah. They do that. They scurried. But I figured, oh, it probably left. It did not. It was underneath of our microwave in the corner, just hiding there. Microwave? Yeah.

We have a microwave in our pantry. Not trying to brag about how big our pantry is, but it's not bad. And so. Not bad. And so Catherine's like had just gone to bed and i go in there katherine's deathly afraid of mice i was like katherine i gotta be honest with you the mouse like i could see it but i don't know what to do because normally like you're supposed to you know just put out a trap for it or something and i had the trap set out but it wasn't falling for the

trap make a spray for a mouse like you would a hornet or a bee no and so i can't kill this now i was trying to like just brainstorm like oh man i wish i had a airsoft gun or a bb gun or something where i could just get point blank with this mouse and just pop it yeah you can try negotiating i did oh lean back in your chair and talk quietly to it you make it go you are not trying to attack together five on me um no it's always like i like was Googling like how to kill a mouse. If you can see it, if you've got visual, if you've got eyes on the mouse,

that's a, not a Googleable thing. Like no one else has Googled that ever. It seems like not many people have seen a mouse. And like, I was like, yeah, I was like staring at this mouse and it's just like sitting there,

like pretending like maybe he can't see me. I'm like, I see you. I don't know what to do. Okay. And so I went back and like texted all my friends about it. Like guys, what do I do? If anybody's awake, I see you. I see you. I don't know what to do. Okay. And so I went back and texted all my friends about it. Like, guys, what do I do?

If anybody's awake, please tell me. And no one had any really, like, somebody was like, well, just take a piece of wood and slap it. And it's like, no, they're too fast. Yeah. And so. I see that coming. I finally just was like, okay, I'm just going to see if I can, like, see if I can sweep

it into the bucket that I have down there. That's not going to work. With your arm? Yeah. Good for you. Yeah. I was like, I'm just going just gonna man up it's been like an hour that i was trying to figure this out i was trying to figure it out i don't know what to do oh wow i don't know maybe i'm exaggerating we'll say at least 40 minutes a solid 40 uh and a long showdown with a with a rodent i know and finally i go back in there anticlimactic ending the mouse had left

that's what's was going to ask. He was there the whole time. It was there for a long time, though. Like, it really was. And I just kept being like, how do I get this thing? Because apparently, like, crazy fast. They have a lot of quick twitch fiber muscles, I think. You see a lot of muscles in Tyree Kill that you do in mice, I think.

That's why they call him Mighty Mouse. Yes. Hard to tackle. Anyway. So he lives on. He lives on, but we figured out what he was feasting on the crackers So we threw away the crackers haven't heard him since haven't seen any of his entrails So do you think it's really a good time to be saying crackers? Oh crap?

Caucasians okay, yeah, we threw away the Caucasian. Okay. Thank you good. That's what white flight means Well look forward to uh seeing if the bucket technique works on mighty mouse over there yeah it i'll be honest it hasn't yet but but the time that like i did the first time it did not work for days and then we left on vacation and it was christmas time and we came back to like seven mice in this bucket it was almost it was it was pretty traumatic but it was Christmas time and we came back to like seven mice in this bucket. It was almost, it was, it was pretty traumatic, but it was also pretty awesome. You feel pretty accomplished, but it's like,

yeah, you and all your family in there. Yeah. Everyone that you gathered up. We tried to do it, uh, in your house that one time. Yeah.

We got a few, but never like the whole harvest. Like you get a few in the bucket. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun.

That was when, back when you use my baby camera, like our baby mom yeah your hattie was born you're about to have hattie uh-huh so i'd lay in bed watching it i wanted to see the mouse i know right that's like the most satisfying part is like get in there i wanted to get in there yeah yeah mouse the uh i remember making a whole instagram maybe a snapchat at the time snapchat like saga about it it was mouse madness because it was during march and so i had a bracket of like eight famous mice in history you know little little yeah mini mickey mighty

um green mile mouse yes mr jangles uh who else there's more mice than you think really yeah steward little here i say that whatever yeah that's okay um it's okay but yeah um good times killing mice I guess we're probably the best mouse killing podcast in Kansas I'll tell you what if there's any other podcast that talks about killing a mouse point blank let me know what it is because I would love to like know about it anyway um a few more things from this weekend uh we went out dancing one night and it was so fun to dance because I hadn't done that in three months. Yeah. And we're with a really fun crew who's, you know, not there for any other reasons other to just dance and goof around.

And I'm truly like, I'm never going to see these people again. Like, let's be goofballs. And is this the same people you went to? Oh, what was that place in Oklahoma City called? Groovies. Groovies. Is that what it was called? Where you did something. Oh, you're getting your shirt wet. is that what it's called where you you did something

oh you're getting your shirt wet is that what that that came from uh yeah it might have been so um actually kind of a new crew like yeah kind of a new crew i just know grant was yeah yeah but grant did not dance oh boy yeah we'll talk to him about it yeah we'll talk uh dance um oh anyway so yeah we were dancing and we were just being goofballs. Well, I told you before we started recording, we had this thing. We'd go up to each other. Maybe make some deep house music. Hey, what's going on?

So I ended up not getting custody of the kids, so you'll probably see me around here more. What's up, dude? Just do that. Like walk up to each other or random people and just open with some non sequitur. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's way too like. So what have you been doing since you got out? Hey, man, no.

They said that they might name it after me because they can't figure out what's wrong. I think I'm the first one to have it. Yeah, so they said technically it's not the rona but uh you know they told me to stay home but i'm okay i don't feel i feel feel asymptomatic they said they've never seen a toe grow spontaneously but they're open to what i think it could be so yeah i, it was a, yeah, that's why I'm having peanut butter and jelly. So I did that a lot. Yeah, yeah, that's fun. Just being, just goofballs. But there was a woman who we had already nicknamed her.

The fence was kind of high. Okay. It was cold. I didn't want to practice baseball yet. Yeah. So probably one of the hardest artist I laughed is when he said November 13th that'll be a great clip to watch on YouTube yeah I would go check that part out oh so okay there was a one there here. We had already nicknamed. No the glasses are called Woody's

glasses They're just glasses Green look no no they're just sponsor. They're a sponsor of ours. They pay us. It's confusing. They pay no no no I'm not no I'm not just my Woody's no no no like that Ellis custom creations is custom wood uh-huh green lumber is a different kind of custom wood I'll send you an email. The lump dump. The lump dump. Oh, shoot. Oh, man. That's good times.

We could go on, baby. Go on forever, baby. Do about 45 more minutes of that. So yeah, you can imagine the fun we had. And when you're with fun people who are all in on that, like, oh my gosh, it was so fun. And that wasn't even the time I laughed until cried that was just i was it was just fun too busy trying to think of what to say next um but yeah we okay well i gotta figure out what's even a good story to tell um they're all good because so many of them are like you had to be there i

feel like but okay sorry what i was gonna try to say earlier uh there was a woman who we had already nicknamed maria sharapova based on her outfit like it's a pretty country oh yeah bar a little bit like uh my friend marley made the comment like she was in a t-shirt and shorts and she was like i am glad i did not wear anything nicer than this because it would have been so awkward that's what i remember the first time we went to a casino with zach zach's like am i dressed up enough for this and i'm like you'll be fine buddy it's one of the only places that still lets you smoke indoors yeah you'll be fine you buddy. It's one of the only places that still lets you smoke indoors. Yeah. You'll be fine. You're going to be just fine. Yeah. Okay.

So country bar. But this woman. Maria Sharapova. Maria Sharapova's there in like a Nike hat. I think a tennis skirt even. Okay. And just looks like very just sporty spicy. Yeah.

Pickleball paddle. Yeah. Kind of talked in. Yeah. And so we've already like got a name for her. And she was having fun, but not in like too weird of a way. I think she just kind of liked just like dancing on people a little bit like she would like dance behind a girl and i think she liked them like i don't know she's like seeing whatever she would dance on some of the

girls in our dream yeah yeah just and other random people okay one time my friend noah is like recording me dancing being goofy on this like fence i was doing this little dance move and she starts dancing behind uh one of our other friends who's there and so noah gets her on video okay and she like snaps at noah she's like you cannot put that on the internet it's more like what does this woman do for a living she's like delete that i want to see you delete that right now and so no it's like okay i'll delete it she's like you didn't delete it you have to go recently deleted and take it all the way off. She's had experience with this.

Yeah. Oh, wow. And I was like, whoa, what do you do for a living? And she wouldn't tell me. And so then we got back to the house later that night. And everyone's like, how was it? I'm like, good. We're going to try to get a state senator fired.

We don't know what she does, but it's high up. Well, yeah. I mean, if you're in an area where Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are, you know, maybe, maybe those people are high rollers. Yeah. I don't know what she does, but that was just another running joke of the weekend. Like that's crazy. Oh yeah. It's a Hillary Clinton's personal assistant was there. She danced on me.

It was awesome. Her Melania or Melania. I don't know. I don't know. Something like that. That's so funny. Like she knew the exact process of how to delete. Yeah.

Like she's done that before. And just like, it's interesting. Like she's willing to conduct herself in a way, but she knows it is going to get her in trouble. Like she's in public. Yeah. That's funny.

I feel like she's probably just like a principal or something, but it's more fun to think she's, she's a superintendent. She never, she never gave us snow days, but you know, interesting. It's whatever that night after,

um, the infamous Sharapova night and yada yada a bunch of other stuff we are walking home and there's a guy who just calls us hey you guys just from his house like what's going on he said come here just like that so so we went over there they were younger guys so it wasn't like necessarily threatening what a great like like people people over over overthink everything these days. Let's just start going up to people and be like, Hey, come here!

That's truly what I said. You need to go to the coffee shop. Forget about all the lines. Hey! And she looks at you. Come here! Come here and sit at my table. Come here!

No, no, just come here. Come here! Hey! Come here! That's it i love it and that worked on you guys hey guys come here okay maybe he's got a cool mouse he did have a follow up and said we have nachos um but they were this is not an exaggeration they were like tortilla chips on a plate there There were no like ingredients. Melted cheese? It was, not that I could tell, it was dark out, but it looked like just straight tortilla chips.

That was kind of weird. That's Oklahoma nachos. A little bait and switch. But anyway, we talked to these guys for a little bit and then we're like, well, we're going to keep walking back. And then one guy's like, well, we got a golf cart. We can take you back home. We got a ride from Dax.

D-A-X. Dax. It was awesome. Dax Shepard? Maybe. Probably not. 19 year old kid from Dax. D-A-X. Dax. It was awesome. Dax Shepard? Maybe. Probably not. No. 19-year-old kid. Dax. Dax. Sweet, sweet little kid. Isn't that interesting? Like, like on one hand, it's like Dax is like kind of a futuristic name, but on the other hand, it's like Dax does live in Oklahoma. You know what I mean? Like, like Dax, like, like the, the place where Tiger King took place maybe has a Dax in that. Yeah. You know, Dax's parents are like Dax, like, like the, the place where Tiger King took place maybe has a Dax in that.

Yeah. You know, Dax's parents are vote for Trump. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Tiger King, the house next to us, not a different direction than Blake and Gwen. Gwenny.

Is a guy named Seth Wadley, who I guess is like an auto dealer or whatever. Yeah. But I guess in Tiger King, I guess Joe Exotic was always wearing a hat that said Seth Wadley on it. Yes. Always. Yeah. In like many different colors and everything.

Okay. See, I didn't remember that at all. But other people were like, oh, I've heard that name from Tiger King or whatever. Yes. He's next door to us. You said Seth Wadley. I was like, I know that name, but I don't know. Is he a politician or?

Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah. So could kind of see him through the woods, him and his family. They seem nice. Oh, yeah. They're great. They're great people I've heard. They seem nice. Oh, yeah. They're great. They're great people. I've heard they have an infinity pool, which is fun.

What's the point of those just to look cool? I think it's so Brian Regan actually has kind of a funny bit on this because I think it's supposed to be like over a lake or over an ocean. It looks like the pool extends into the water. OK, I guess the point it's an infinity pool. I gotcha. And it's been a while since I've seen it. But he talks something about like, you know, you put it just in your backyard. It's like, man, that infinity pool.

I mean, it looked like it was going right into that chain link fence. It looked like it was going right into it. Right into that shed over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was going right into their neighbor's backyard. I mean, it is nice.

Right into that barbecue charcoal grill. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Seth Wadley doing all right. Seth Wadley was there.

Dax was there. Changed my life. Yeah. Come here. It's prettyley was there. Dax was there. Changed my life. Yeah. Come here. It's pretty special right now. Dax got some nachos for you. Come here. I love it.

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Sure. I'm becoming one from being a celebrity, Jake. Sure. I'm becoming one from the podcast, of course. Yeah. We're blowing up. You'll be on Famous Birthdays soon. Maybe, maybe. Brad Ellis, Net Worth, they're not going to know when you Google me. But we've had some perks from the podcast.

I'll tell you the two that I had, and then you can, if you want to share the third one, potential, you can. If not, we just, we just, uh, teased it. So, um, the first one was Thursday night, I believe. It doesn't matter Thursday or Friday. Um, I, I, I texted Catherine. I was like, Hey, FYI, I got a surprise coming. Uh, so just like be home, make sure Hattie's awake. Uh, I get home and then like, we just hear this, like, Oh, what was the song? Oh awake. I get home and then like, we just hear this like, oh, what was the song?

Oh, it was this little line of mine, but it was like a steel drum version. Feeling hot, hot, hot. Yes. And then all of a sudden. Hey, man. And somebody says, yeah, it's St. Louis, Jamaica. Someone says, hey, man.

You all say, hey, man, I'm back. You are not as fun as your Jamaican brothers, Stanley. You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothers. Hey, man. Feeling hot, hot, hot. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it was like. But it was...

All of a sudden, around the corner, the Kona ice truck comes and parks in the back driveway. Okay. You know, the Kona ice truck comes and parks in the back driveway Okay, you know the Kona ice is like shaved ice that you know you it's just it's great Kona is the name of the Big Island in Hawaii. So yes, why an ice? But yeah, I'm sure it's only purified water from the Big Island. Thank goodness But it's a podcast fan of ours that you know from camp. believe his name is justin wait what just oh gosh now no his name is ryan jacobs not justin oh no way ryan jacobs yeah wait ryan jacobs is a kansas

city guy yeah yeah yeah he dude he's the man he's the man okay from what i've known about him for the 20 minutes we hung out but you got to hang out with ryan jacobs yes dude oh it's gonna happen again i guarantee you right if you're listening let's make it happen let's make it happen. Give me some ice dude. So yeah. Backstory is like two weeks ago when I was on vacation, he texted me and was like, Hey dude, I work for Kona ice this summer. Um, if you ever want me to bring the truck by for Hattie sometime, let me know. And I was like, he's already the man. I didn't even know that. Yeah. I was like, that sounds amazing, dude. Let's do it. Um, and then I totally forgot about it, honestly. And then he texted me just the other day. He was like, Hey, I'm working today. Um, and then I totally forgot about it, honestly. And then he texted me just

the other day. He was like, Hey, I'm working today. Could I stop by? And I'm like, absolutely. So I mentioned to Isaac, I was over here hanging out with him and he's like, do I got to come hang out and see it? So he comes over Catherine, uh, had he come outside and then this I'll tell you, it was hilarious, dude. This is awesome. And he just, he just pulls up. It's got like these penguins on the, you know, the, the the doors and everything had he was loving it she could choose any color or any flavor she wanted to we got the kona ice cups and everything and yeah just got a hangout podcast perk you know just being a celebrity he's like dude i want to come to your house i'm like okay anytime you want to give me free things ryan yes come here hey come here come here ryan uh but

anyway as we were like hanging out and just like talking to him he had like parked it and it like the the music does not stop it just it just keeps going like he's like i can't turn it off i don't know how to turn it off um but like multiple other like a couple other people in the neighborhood came and like bought bought shaved ice from them while i was in my backyard. It was like, it was like for a second, I forgot that it was in my backyard. People are like reaching up to pay him money and stuff. It was great. You took a little commission. No, no, no, no, no. But anyway, Ryan was so cool, man. I genuinely like, I was like, this is so fun. Did you get to know him very well or like hear about like, yeah, so I looked him up on Instagram after that and he's amazing. Very

impressive. Yes. He, he told me that he was Instagram after that and he's amazing. Very impressive. Yes. He, he told me that he was going to Berkeley and Boston for music stuff. Yeah. But yeah, he's like a composer of the year. Yeah. Um, like is incredible. Like plays piano and tap dances at the same time. Just insane. Like just all this stuff, like very, very talented. I'm like, Oh my gosh, you probably hear my jingles and you think i could write that in two seconds better than you buddy with my foot yeah exactly uh it was just so fun though it was like like hattie was in amazement the whole time it was great so dude podcast perk number one dude that's awesome yeah ryan's so last time i know him because he was a camper at kwest i was there it's like last time i saw him he was 14 and he was very impressive then okay and

i've like continued to like follow him on instagram and keep up with him and yeah he's like writing his own like musical like theater like plays and everything and yeah winning all these competitions and yeah he's gonna do big things oh yeah absolutely so ryan thank you dude it was awesome uh the part for podcast perk number two ppt is uh our friends chelsea and blake what up who sent us this awesome um artwork here that you might be able to see on youtube.com. Here it is. They do heartworks by Kenan, but Blake also is the graphic designer at Bath and Body Works, my favorite soap company in the world. They live in Columbus, Ohio, but they were in town because of 4th of July. Blake's parents live here and they texted me

and they're like, Hey, we'd love to meet up and give give you some bath and body work swag absolutely 100 i'm taking that come here yeah bring it i got i got mahogany teakwood yeah don't ask just bring it oh i was so excited about it and so we got to meet up with them isaac and i again it's just i bring isaac everywhere whenever sounds like isaac is really getting some good perks yeah my proxy um marines own proxy um and so anyway brought isaac with me and got to hang out with them for like 20 minutes and talk to them it was so fun that is awesome yeah it was great so and now you're set with soap i'm set with soap and kona yeah so kona virus so yeah those are my it just pays to be a celebrity i'm learning so fun yeah we've got some other so something i forgot to tell you about we got an email friday about a potential

podcast sponsor that's going to send us some uh um more free stuff headphones oh i was just thinking i need to buy some headphones because i always buy i always use yours they're gonna be earbuds so that's fine they'll probably be a little lag but oh so i think they're wireless that's okay that's okay that's really cool but yeah we'll get that and then we're also i don't think i want to talk about it too much yet because i want to know what we can and cannot specifically say but like a really exciting just hilarious podcast sponsor probably coming soon um so random and it's gonna be so on brand that it's stupid it's awesome it's gonna be great um uh like anything I'd say Chick-fil-A would be the most on-brand sponsor.

Yeah. And this is like number two. A hundred percent. Yeah, absolutely. That's so, yeah, it's going to be great. It's going to be zoppity. So anyway, just if anybody can beat that, if anybody can give us anything more free, let us know.

We love free things. I got free contacts. I just used some new pair the other day. Oh, heck yeah. Yeah. So just holler back. Gwen Stefani. Ain't no holler back yeah. Yeah, so just holler back. Gwen Stefani. Ain't no holler back, girl.

Ain't no holler back. Few times been around that track. We nailed it. We stopped at the same exact time. We knew. Yeah. It was over. We knew that was good enough.

The people heard what they needed to hear. Oh, man. So anyway, podcast perks, baby. P.P.'s. I got to the airport early Friday morning. we knew that was good enough the people heard what they need to hear oh man so anyway podcast perks baby pps i got to the airport early friday morning quick shout out i don't even think she listens to the podcast but whatever katie keely just a friend from hawaii has drove me to and from the airport very early yeah friday and today morning thank you for doing that kaylee because i have done that for jake before yeah it's the point now where i've stopped asking friends like i just if it's any like anything other other than two in the afternoon, I'll just try myself. 26, 27 years

old, you kind of are like, okay, I'm old enough to do this myself. Yeah. Unless Kayla Keely asks. And then it's like, oh, it's so incredibly kind, but I have to oblige. Sounds like you want to. So I get to the airport Friday morning and, you know me,

big water guy, go to the concession stand to get a little water Not concession stand We got any water here Hey five dollar water five dollar water here Lemonade lemonade lemonade Gate 37 And like passing it down like the row in the in the shell. Hey, we pass this down to the water guy Yeah, no, no, that's for you the extra dollars

Yeah, man, good. You're good 50 I'll just just keep it come back in the bottom of the sixth if you think of it. I'll be thirsty again Yeah, just I don't know what you call it. Just the place where there's like convenience store goods. I gotcha. It doesn't matter What am I doing? That is even freaking matters But I have not drank soda. I'm still drinking stuff You're great anyway, I very quickly hopping in line. Girl turns around.

I already talked about my previous mishaps, and it's about to happen again, where a girl wearing a mask all over her face says, hey, Jake. And I say, there you are. You did? That's not the word you used. No, it's not. No, I did something a little like well i thought i knew i thought i knew kaylee keely i was like how do you get in here before me um so i i wasn't

100 of anything i was i'll call it 70 sure i thought it was my friend karen fackler who i went to sbu with oh yeah that was her yeah i haven't seen her since college but i was like why wouldn't she be here i don't know good yeah she looks good she didn't look good i don't know is that no okay she she's a pretty girl this girl's eyes were pretty it made sense yeah you guys have the same eyes you guys are yeah long blonde hair right so i go oh karen kind of a question mark but kind of like you went straight for the name yeah i did good for you good for you man 70 or more i go for it for anything like okay uh pitcher's got a slow like uh motion to home yeah am i 70 sure i can take second let's just go let's go coach trust me yeah oh yeah okay anyway so i go oh karen and while i'm still walking

towards her and she uh gives a little like playful touch on the arm yeah karen it's hard like wait wait are you karen it was very tough to tell maybe it was like you're calling her a karen yeah so yeah but it was not one way or the other and so i'm like i gotta steer this conversation away to know who i'm talking about and probably like 15 to 20 seconds later i realized oh not karen this is chelseasey. Not even close to Karen. No. And so I say, sorry, I got to stop you right there. You're Chelsea Massey.

That was verbatim. I got stuck right there. You're Chelsea Massey. I know who you are now. That's awesome. And she goes, what? What? She's like, I was like, that's why I said the Karen thing.

And she's like, oh, I thought you were calling me like a Karen. Yeah. Because I'm wearing a mask. Oh, OK. We all have to wear masks. You think i would just like pick pick on you like oh wearing a mask because of the government mandate you karen what a karen i was like no i'm sorry i just i only saw your eyes and to be honest i haven't seen you in four or five years so okay so it's valid yeah yeah but you went for chelsea massey and you were 100 because that would have been great if you're like oh you're not not karen or chelsea no by then i it was 100 i just needed

more time with the eyes that's awesome but yeah once we started eating they definitely confirmed it mask off yeah mask off man massey off i didn't see it because your mask was on. Yeah. Your mask, your mask was on. Mask off. Oh, wow. Think about the implications there. Yeah, that's good. That's Massey. That's Kelsey Maskey. Chelsea Maskey. That's great. Okay. This is random, but do you know that, well, I was going to talk about some of the woodworking projects I did this week. And then I thought, oh, this is kind of funny. Maybe I should talk about this. So I built this.

I took this 14-foot-long piece of this slab, basically. That is huge. Big, big old boy. Did you get it from Lester? I did not. Actually, it's kind of a crazy story, these people. I'll say it really quickly. These people cut down this tree from this house.

They built the house. It took them like two years to build. And then the very first night that they lived there it burned down Well to the ground. Yes, like crazy No, they they left the chiminea or like that They're like an outdoor fireplace too close to this deck that they had just built that was like very flammable And so it just like burned up the whole oh my god crazy story Yeah, like very very cool like deep

I mean like the whole story is just like very redemptive and. I could go into it, but I'm not going to. Homeowner's insurance? Oh, yeah. They knew what they were doing. They listed Dave Ramsey. My uncle knows a thing or two about fire insurance. He got them covered. Let's just say they're doing fine.

You ever seen 24? The president on there is also their insurance agent now. I'll try to see if that makes sense. Oh, it's like the guy. Oh, yeah. You didn't watch 24. You watched Prison Break. I feel like it's the same show.

It's not. But the black guy from the Allstate commercials. Oh, okay. You're in good hands with Allstate. Yeah. Yeah. He was the president on 24. Oh, I get it now.

Right? I think that's true. Anyway, we'll Google later, I'm sure. But anyway, this beautiful piece of wood that it was like the only tree, like the only thing like living from this house was this walnut tree. Cool. So they cut it down. I think they needed to cut it down eventually anyway, cause it was like burned, but not really like it was still standing. So anyway, this 14 long, 14 foot long piece of walnut, beautiful, beautiful walnut. Um, and I built a countertop out of it. It's really cool. Uh, but the coolest thing to me was this one piece, like the figure of this wood is really, really

cool. But then I thought about later, I was like, that's kind of funny to people that aren't woodworkers. The figure of this wood is called the crotch. And so it's like, and it literally looks like just like a V kind of like with this beautiful, it's like, I think it's where either like, uh, you know, if you imagine a tree, like where, where they split off or something or something like that. Uh, so they call it a crotch. This is kind of like when we were in like eighth grade science and you learn that rocks

have cleavage. Oh really? Oh no. Uh, do you not remember that? No, I don't. I was so bad at science though. Oh, it was hilarious. No.

Yeah. I, I didn't. Yeah. I was doing a cleavage test and all these different types of rocks. Oh really? It was like how easily they like break, I or how strong they are yeah leave it to cleaver okay yeah logan cleaver um no and so anyway but i i didn't think about like how many times i'm just so used to the the phrase crotch and woodworking like but in like at the woodworkers guild where i go with all these old men they'll be like that is a nice crotch on that

one oh my gosh like oh i i wouldn't cut that, Oh, that is a nice crotch on that one. Oh my gosh. Like, Oh, I wouldn't cut that down. You're going to cut down the crotch. Like that's, you know, cause like the crotch is like very rare thing and woodworking and like very

beautiful. Like, but all these people are like so obsessed with crotches. It's like this, like all these old, old retired men. They're just like sitting, standing around like Gary,

Gary, come over here. Like, how would you, how would you work on this crotch? Gary's like, well, first things first, I'm going to get some green lumber. Yeah.

I do that before I went into the crotch. Sure, yeah. Now, is this the same one that burnt down to the fire? Because I've never worked with a fire crotch. Is that the same? Is this the one from the house that went on fire? That was awesome. Oh, that was funny.

I did not see that coming. Oh, I haven't heard that term in a long time. Oh, man. Oh, boy. It's because I hung out with Noah this weekend. Yeah, that's it. He's so funny. Okay.

That's good enough for the segment right there. I don't need to say anything else. That was wonderful. I mean, that was back-to-back story. You set me up for that one. That was a no-brainer. Oh, boy. So, yeah.

Firecrux! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Oh, man. Good stuff. Yeah. Hot dog. Okay. It's been a while. I think it's time to play a clip from one of our presidential candidates and one of their most recent slip-ups okay we went biden trump biden

trump it's biden's turn okay i guess that makes sense yeah um if you go abab rhyme scheme yeah then um that would be this one so wonderful this one's 15 seconds long. Enjoy. And turn, turn this primary from a campaign that's about negative attacks into one about what we're for, because we cannot get reelect. We cannot win this reelection. Excuse me. We can only reelect Donald Trump. No. The last few weeks I've had different.

Oh, whoa. Type. My own voice. Oh, whoa. Whoa. It's type. Oh, stop. My own voice. That was crazy. Just stopped. I've had different coronavirus. Oh, man.

That was crazy. So, yeah, we have. Can you play it again? Yeah. And play your part, too. Yeah, yeah. It's we cannot win this reelection. We can only re-elect donald trump what we're for because we cannot get re-elect we cannot win this re-election excuse me we can only

re-elect donald trump we can all what what like like i understand like trump says some very dumb things but it's like i kind of knew what he was trying to say with biden it's like what's happening what just what's going on like i didn't even understand what he was kind of trying to say even just the word re-election uh we can win this re-election like that makes no like he should never don't say word re-election because it doesn't make sense for you yeah unless it's saying don't re-elect him and he literally said the opposite of that we can only re-elect like there's no other option we can only realize oh boy yeah just found that it's actually an old clip but uh or it's like a couple months old but just found it and

yeah thought i'm gonna get out of that uh it's trump's turn next you know yeah oh yeah we'll find we'll go back i'm sure i'm sure we can find something maybe surely there's probably something out there that he'll say this week. Boy. We cannot win this reelection. You know the thing. You know the thing. Gosh.

You know the thing is just all time. Yeah, that is kind of the best one we'll probably ever have. Yeah. Goodness, Joe. Crazy boy. Let's see. What do I want to say next? Before I forget about it, by the time this comes out, I think tickets will be available

to buy for Trey and I's live stream, live comedy show. Yo. Calling it, dang it, now I can't remember. Live You Doin' So Much. Live You Doin' So Much. I think it's like quarantine, or like hindsight is 2020, something like that. Okay. Like, is it the year 20?

Something like that. Whatever. Check Ty's socials i think it's gonna be 10 bucks a ticket i'm doing like a five minute set there's three like never never before seen videos trey's doing a little like 30 minute set and we're doing like a q a we're actually still trying to figure out what to do at the end okay um hit it with the jingle baby that's so that's one option but we do that in the real show so we're trying to do everything brand new nothing that you would see here you'd see in the real show. So we're trying to do everything brand new. Nothing that you would see here. You'd see in the actual show. I am all about, let's get, hey, we're going to be in Nashville.

Let's get like a special guest. I'm like, let's get Taylor Swift to show up. Let's get some big name. That's easy. Ben Richter. Sure. Yeah. I think it'd be fun to have someone join.

Apples and oranges. We're trying to figure out like a little surprise at the end. But I think it's going to be July 29th. It's going to be July 30th. But they're like, that's the night the NBA opens yeah and trey yeah trey's like clientele of like moms yeah the nba nb trey uh-huh yeah nb trey uh so check that out if you're interested that's exciting no big either way but yeah get to go on another airplane soon and do a little comedy you still writing jokes i yeah i wrote some you want you wanna hear yeah okay i love it okay

let me let me pull them up real fast. I haven't been writing as many because I've been so busy with woodworking, but I kind of got in trouble like, hey, Brad, when's the like very like when can you promise that you can get some into me? And I was like, oh, OK, can you promise like they were like really like needing these for some reason? Like what's going on? But OK, let me find some.

This is number 10 within the last like two months i think month and a half number like 10 sets of 50 yeah holy cow yeah good for you thank you it's going quite the side hustle all right uh i have 54 actually i had to write four extras on this one i don't okay what's the theme oh this was that's the thing is I kind of just was like, I'm just going to send these in. They're supposed to be like boy slash crude jokes, but I just kind of was like, whatever. I'm just going to write jokes. Okay. So some of them might maybe are a little bit whatever, but not really.

Okay. Like, like what plants smell the worst? Toilet trees. Oh. Like that, I guess is kind of gross because they smell bad. I don't know. The crotch of the trees. So that was number 11.

So don't ask for number 11, but ask me a different one. Okay, 22. 22? Why did one soulmate try to go to jail for the other one? Why did one soulmate try to go to jail for the other one? This is... I don't know. It wanted jail for the other one? This is... I don't know. It wanted to finish the other one's sentence.

Oh, I like that. That was better than what I thought it was going to be. That's kind of clever. They wanted to finish each other's sentence. Wow, that's a good one. Bars. Bars. Bars.

That's great. 29, please. 29? What type of car did the chicken drive? Oh, uh... Your answer's going to be better than this one a beak century like buick oh a beak encore uh no a coupe de ville oh that makes more sense that's good thanks um let's hear 34 or what do you call the dna for levi's or gap designer jeans that's right boom

that one might be uh plagiarized i don't know like i feel like sometimes they come back and they say heard this one before uh m&m's album uh had this first okay oh really no i'm just kidding i just that was something they might say okay uh 42 why did why did the one step brother take the elevator and the other one take the stairs? Gosh. Like one wanted to get a leg up on the other one? Oh, that's good. One wanted to.

No, because they were raised differently. Nice. Yeah, I'm a funny guy. All right. Just tell me the good ones now. Okay, okay. Well, you don't think those were good? No, no, no.

I like those. I'm just saying I don't want to keep guessing in the dark. I want you to just tell me the good ones now. Okay, okay. Well, you don't think those were good? No, no, no. I like those. I'm just saying I don't want to keep guessing in the dark. I want you to just tell me the good ones. None of them are good. Did you hear about the fight between the minions and their leader? It was a gruesome battle. Grew? Gruesome.

Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is Bo Burnham-esque. Okay. Why was the DJ a bad veggie farmer? Because he was always dropping the beat. Oh, this one's crude. This one's so crude.

Oh, okay. Hey, hey, PG-13, PG-13. What is the dirtiest type of fighting? Sewer-mo wrestling. Sewer-mo wrestling. Okay, okay. This one, it's a stretch, but it's kind of funny uh what do you call it when someone spills spaghettios that they were holding spill spaghetti as they were holding things in all caps

things getting out of hand because it's like there were the letters things nope okay not good okay okay okay that was not for me that's hey hey other people okay what do you call the cost of dessert in the bahamas uh um nasa i i don't know the pie rates of the caribbean wait what was the question what do you call the costs of dessert in the Bahamas? Oh, pie. The pie rates of Caribbean. I was thinking currency. Those are great.

That's good enough, I think. Unless you, yeah. I think those are, I don't know. No, those are great. That's so funny. They were raised differently. Thank you. Yeah, that's good.

You're free, man. I just got a notification that my disc is almost full on my computer. Uh-oh. So maybe we should pause for a second. I think I can delete some stuff while we're going. You have anything else you need to say? Oh, yeah, always. What do you call it when Zelda goes to science class?

Link in bio. Oh, oh, oh. Hey, that's a social media joke. That one I actually had to think about. Yeah, that was good. Link in bio. What do people call car tires in the South Pacific? Fiji spinners.

Oh, man. What do you call a dumb bull? An ox. A moron. These are good, Brad. Thank you. Thank you. These are good.

I'll keep going while you're deleting stuff. Why didn't the mom take his son to the orchestra concert? This one's for you, Thank you. These are good. I'll keep going while you're deleting stuff. Why didn't the mom take his son to the orchestra concert? This one's for you, Ryan Jacobs. She thought it was too soon to expose him to violence. I wonder how yours compared to like the other ones that people are sending in. I'm going to be honest. The amount that I send in, surely no one else. Surely I'm the only one on the payroll.

I really think, yeah, you are like singleedly writing whatever the like end product is yeah they're like like they're like oh we need to get some guys to write some jokes and they they like lean in they're like don't worry we've got a guy we've got Brad we've got this random guy big bad Brad Kansas City yeah oh I try to keep it as like impersonal as possible literally like my emails to them will be like here you go thanks comma brad like i i try to keep his little little personality in there here's your jokes here's your jokes enjoy them um should we get on to some voice memos oh yeah see we're like an hour into this episode it seems like about time all right let's go um this one's 16 seconds should be a good one to start with. Yo, what up, Jake and Brad?

This is Gabe from Santa Cruz, California. I don't really have a question, but I just wanted to leave a comment and the comment is your podcast is nuts. The end. Thank you, Gabe.

The podcast here is nuts sure and sweet all right yeah hot rod fan it could be worse yeah thank you gabe appreciate it thanks for listening fiji spinners on that hot ride what's up jake and brad it's your boy sam in dallas texas it's your boy today about how jake can start conversations with these girls in the coffee shop based on absolutely no experience i love it come up with the perfect solution so you walk up and and you just say hey you're in advanced math right and really it wouldn't matter what her answer was because uh you know you see we all had math class let Let's go, Sam. Every year.

Sometimes advanced. Yeah, I was in the gifted program. Well, I think that you could be a gift to me. Wow. I've always wanted to make an equation. I finally did. You plus me equal forever. And then at that that point you probably ride off on your tandem bicycle. Oh helps

That kid was exactly 60 seconds like for callbacks to previous like yeah podcast things in my own life And he did the whole like explosions in the sky That was impressive. Yeah, that takes some effort. Thank you, Sam. Sammy. Very impressive. Okay, so you got to use it now. Yeah, I was in advanced math. Don't use it as much anymore,

but every now and then I think about it. So the transitive property would say, forever minus me equals you. Huh? That doesn't make sense to me either, but it's the equation that he gave me. Wow, that was awesome. That was great.

Thank you. I will try to use that. If come here doesn't work, I might bring a little, maybe one of the free earbuds we're going to get. I'll have one in my ear and one in here. I'll say, hey, put this in. And it'll be that song. Oh, yeah.

And I'll give her a quick little speech. Or I'll just play Sam's speech for her. Oh, yeah. Who knows? That would be awesome, actually, if you coordinated with the barista to get that song on there. You stood up on a chair or something like Carpe Diem style, like Dead Poets Society. Oh, yeah, yeah. And gave a speech.

Yeah. What was the big? I can't remember. Yeah. Oh, Captain, my Captain. Yeah, that's what I was like. What is the phrase? Oh, Captain, my Captain.

Yeah. Great movie. OK, next one from Amanda. Hi, Brad and Jake, Jake and Brad. This is Amanda from Baltimore County, Maryland. Wanted to say, hey, absolutely love your podcast. Was listening to a particularly super funny one in the gym and fell over when I was doing planks because I couldn't stop laughing. So I decided to switch to music.

So love that. But I found this book that I bought when I worked at Family Christian Bookstore when I used to live in California. And it's just a starting the family conversation. Or the family starting conversation. I don't know. But anyway. Starting a family. I thought I would flip to some random question. And the one that came up was, which animal would you like to be for a day?

Interesting. All right. Well, thanks, thanks guys have a great day bye patrick mahomes are you kidding me he's a beast and i mean he's very rich she's from baltimore so she knows a thing or two about mahomes being an animal fourth and nine hello you know about fourth and nine we don't care about yeah we don't care what doubt it is yeah best one of his best throws ever that was were you at the game? No, my dad was at that. No, no Yeah, I I was not that was the same game that you went no look Yes, oh what a what a B. What a beast dude Petra Holmes. I'm gonna stick I'm gonna stick with it I'm not even gonna give you a real animal. That's my that's my and that's your animal you be him for a day Yeah, he's a monster. And so let's say you get to pick your day what when is it sunday um sunday i don't want to play i want

to play like an easy game i don't want to play like the playoff game because what if i impeture my homes but i'm not i'm me still you know what i mean like i'm still like a freak athlete but i don't know all the plays you know so i going to be scrambling around just chucking it out. So I play. Tyreek, which, which direction are you going? This way.

Go, just, just run. Okay. I'll find you. Just hot route everything like in Madden, like,

yeah, the verticals, forwards. I would probably just play the Raiders. You know, they're bad and they're playing in Vegas,

so I'd be in Vegas. I'd go to Vegas. One time for Big Daddy. Hit it one time for Big Daddy. Hey there one time for Big Daddy Have I told you after that have we yeah, surely sure if we have it sports notes real quick Oh man playing blackjack. This guy looks like an Asian version of Prince Very quiet the whole time and I said much at all I said it was just watching us from behind

There was one hand where I was like I don't know if I should hit this or not. And people are like, hit it, hit it. And this guy out of nowhere just goes, hit it one time for Big Daddy. I mean, not only just the enthusiasm, but the nickname of Big Daddy. Yeah, Big Daddy was just perfect. In his head, had you been Big Daddy to him the whole night? Right. Just right when he started talking, he was like, I'm going to call him Big Daddy.

But I hit that and I got, I think I got 20 or 21 or something, won the hand. And after that, he was very vocal. It was like, I'm going to call him Big Daddy. But I hit that, and I think I got 20 or 21 or something. Won the hand. And after that, he was very vocal. It was like the dam was broken. The beaver had let it loose. Hit it one time. Did not stop saying that phrase since. Oh, yeah.

It's so great. My animal, if it's only going to be for a day, I feel like you've got to go something that can fly. Just to feel it would be cool. Yeah. Oh, I know what I would choose. An osprey. Not even sure it. I see that Osprey Osprey seeing I don't know maybe it's a it's a brand of something. What's little John's favorite bird ah spree spree spree spree My box okay. I take it back road one of my top three dance songs absolutely get low. Oh my gosh Yeah, I think we had a youtube comment about it, and I was like oh, they're right I think that's what it was you You're right. Edited version, of course. The unedited

is too much for me. Yes. Sweat? No. All those females crawl. I'm okay with them crawling. Oh, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Anyway. Osprey. I've heard of that. Or Osprey. Whatever it is.

Osprey. Osprey. The, uh, there's a clip. Every day I'm Osprey I've heard of that or Osprey or Whatever it is Osprey Osprey the there's a clever day. I'm offspring on Twitter. They went viral this week. Maybe you saw of That bird uh-huh carrying a shark out of the ocean. Did you see that? No, so that is my shark Yes, I mean not a huge shark, but a shark nonetheless. Well now I'm looking at Osprey images here Yeah, look up the the video on Twitter It was basically like, you know, it was going super viral on Twitter. It was like, if 2020 can't get bad enough, we got a bird carrying a shark. And it's like carrying it like on the beach.

Like it's right up flying above people. The shark is bigger than the bird. Oh! That is a huge shark. And like towards the end of the video, he starts flailing. I think he's like, this is my first time being carried by an Osprey. Boom, boom, boom.

We'll see how it goes. So anyway, I said I can't really breathe. Oh my gosh, it's so high. Can you imagine if that thing got dropped? Did it get dropped eventually? Not in the video I saw. Oh my goodness. That's a huge bird though too.

Oh yeah, it's starting to... It's starting to flail. It's starting to fish out of water, you know? It'll do that. Goodness. So that would be my goodness. That's a huge bird though too. Oh yeah. It's starting to, it's starting to flail. It's starting to fish out of water, you know? It'll do that. Goodness. So that would be my animal. And I just, I test the limits of what I could pick up. Right.

Cause if you, if you die, you're like, okay, I'm back to Jake. Yeah. It's fine. What would you go with first? Like start a starter, a starter picker, starter picker. Um, I'd probably go with some sort of pre plucked chickened chicken just to get me pre-plucked is it better to pick up that way well just for eating oh just protein yeah yeah start your day off right yeah yeah get a little um yeah i started this protein diet preach i don't know if that's gonna translate

well just the audio you can't see how much our shoulders are moving every time we do that they know they know they kind of hear of hear it in the hard voice. My chair is a little squeaky. I don't know, but that would be my bird, I think. I haven't even heard of that bird, but now I know. I've heard there's a brand, like an outdoors brand, I think, called that. Ocean Spray.

But I think it's... Yeah, that's good. They always had the cranberry commercials. Okay, we. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. They always had the cranberry. Yeah. The cranberry commercials. Okay, we got I think two more voice memos, but who knows? Really, no way of knowing. Hey guys, this is Caitlin from Pittsburgh, Kansas. Yo. Jake, you were talking about

wanting to ask a girl out in a coffee shop, and I have some advice for you from experience I had this weekend. Fair warning, I am not your target audience of an Arabian princess. I have gotten sunburned in the rain and have strawberry blonde hair, but hopefully these guidelines are helpful. So I was sitting alone in a coffee shop studying for my optometry

school board, looking pretty busy and this older gentleman came in, didn't order anything, started charging his phone and then sat on the steps directly behind me. Here's my advice. Number one, if you volunteer your name and she doesn't volunteer hers, move on. Number two, if you volunteer your name and she doesn't volunteer hers, move on. Oh. Number two, if you are clearly 20 years older than the girl, move on. Three, if you strike up a

conversation and she keeps deliberately looking at her notes instead of you, move on. Four, finally, the conversation is clearly not going anywhere. Find a young guy in the coffee shop that looks nice. Strike up a conversation with him. Ask him about his church, his family, where he grew up, and make the girl feel like a jerk for thinking you wanted to ask her for her number instead of just being friends. Hope that helps. Good luck. She was the goody.

That guy was just trying to be nice to everybody. Trying to encourage. That was me back in the day. I just wanted to get to know you. The goody monster. Yeah. I do think she's somewhat on to something. I start bringing with me a much older

man who kind of steers the woman away. I come in, hey, do you want me to save you from this guy? I come in, swoop in like an osprey. And then I pick her up like the little Arabian shark she is. Or yeah, maybe just have somebody very vulgar

to them. Just like, try to pick them up all the wrong ways, and then you come in as the hero like, sir, just have somebody just like very vulgar to them. Like just like, like try to pick them up all the wrong ways. And then you come in as the hero, like, sir, she's a woman and she's a beautiful woman, ma'am. Do you mind if I just sit with you or like whatever? And then the song starts playing. A lot of women in here. Yeah.

Yeah. You get it. Yeah. I'm not going to do it. You know Yeah. Yeah, you get it. Yeah, I'm not going to do it. You know the thing. You get it. We're going to win this re-election. Okay?

Okay. We have one more voicemail, and I'm excited to see how she pronounces her name. A-C-A-C-I-A. Acai. Oh, Acai Bowl. Acai Bowl. Yeah. I thought something with a C-I-A, maybe.

Acacia. That's Acacia. Oh, okay. Like the bird. Like the fraternity of K-St state. I don't know why it's Acacia oh like the flower You say like anything and it sounds like it could be like the brand of baseball bats Acacia oh like city in Florida. Oh like the type of pasta

You start doing oh like we know it yeah, you know her hey Jake and Brad This is Acacia from Republic, Missouri, which is basically Springfield, Missouri. Go Tigers. I know that you're a little familiar because I've heard you talk about Springfield before. Yeah, I was born. Anyway, I just wanted to talk about my experience with trying to work out my cheapskate plan of ordering a drink without ice so that I could get more bang for my buck. And I tried this, but the lady told me that they could only fill it half full.

So I'm guessing that they have to stick with a certain recipe or something, a certain ratio. But then I would be paying for a half a cup of liquid. Can they even do that? Can they even charge me for half a cup? That's why I don't live there anymore.

Anyways, so my plan of getting no ice did not work. She was still only going to fill it half full. So in what ways do you maybe try to be a cheapskate sometimes? It didn't work out for me. My only thought with this is that if she was at a coffee shop,

I've heard that they do have ratios there. Like if they they're making nice cold macchiato and you say no ice like that like they can't just they don't know how much milk to give you per espresso i think they just i mean but if that was a dr pepper and they said we can only fill up halfway heads would roll i'll tell you that right now i would i would be very upset i mean yeah even if there's this very specific recipe There's also very easy like fix you just have unfortunately as the business you need to make sure the customer is satisfied So you just make a completely second like 12 ounce cup of that caramel macchiato and pour Six of the ounces into the other cup or whatever sure just do that and see sure you wasted half a macchiato

But you still turn a profit off that I've done this before I a Dunkin' Donuts one time because I had friends coming in town that like loved Dunkin' Donuts. They were from Kennecock. They were off for 24 hours. So I was like, I'm going to go buy them a drink now so that when they get here later tonight. I'm going to buy them a drink. From Dunkin'.

I'm going to take them home with me. We in the bed like no ice, ice. I don't know. I shouldn't have said we in the bed like no ice, ice. I don't know. I shouldn't say we in the bed. But they like they kind of said similar things. But I was like, oh, just just fill it up, please. I go to an overflow and I'll tell you when. But yeah, like I was like, I don't want ice now because I want to pour it, you know, put

the ice in later when they get here. Oh, so that's interesting. So I actually wrote down I was like, next time we do Blanks of the Week, I have a new life hack. But I'll say now life hack of the week is always go light ice. I mean, maybe just a general, but I would say specifically with sweet tea. So I think tea gets brewed a little warmer. Oh, and so they so I think at McDonald's especially. I don't I don't like this.

Oh, really? No. Keep going. Oh, my gosh. So I get McDonald's sweet teas all the time. Oh, yeah. And they fill up the ice more in sweet tea than they ever do Dr. Pepper or any other drink.

Because it's warm. Because they're trying to counteract the temperature. Right. But I'm here to say, one, I think you're only getting like 20 ounces of sweet tea when you go large drink. Yeah. And I've tested out, I've gone light ice and it's still cold enough for me. Okay.

That's okay. So for me, it's like a life hack. For me, I'm like very satisfied with this because they absolutely brew it hot yeah still i think they probably put ice in there when they brew it to cool it down or whatever but no yes sweet tea like melts the ice so quick usually and so i'm like like fill it up all the way with ice for me ice is the ultimate stabilizer as we learned i think it was episode one and we should start a podcast what you want to talk about uh ice being the ultimate stabilizer i said it's the

physics uh-huh of it in a drink yeah dude different strokes for different folks i guess i guess so i just really like being able to slosh around every like every once in a while hitting a speed bump no so i actually never order light ice if anything i get more ice it's not moving it's not moving anyway uh what other hacks do we have uh first of all the the like any restaurant any fast food restaurant you go to you should download their app they almost always have a perk that's a good one uh brad's definitely got to talk to you about this yeah oh yeah absolutely i love this kind of stuff katherine rolls her eyes at this kind of thing but sonic has you can always get half price. Like it doesn't have to just be happy hour.

Like you can have my drinks anytime you want. Oh, so if you excuse. Yeah. If you order on the app. Oh, it's really easy to order on the app. And then you just go there and you like press the I'm here button or something like that. Wow. When you're in the stall.

If you know Mr. James or Paul Leroy. That's a great life. I'll get you some free food. You know, the Leroy brothers. You just get it all for free. I got lunch with them last week. Just me and them two. Dang it, dude.

Torchy's Tacos. That sounds fun. Will you invite me next time, please? And then Isaac and his dad showed up there, too. Oh! That's awesome. I haven't seen James in a long time. Patrick Mahomes showed up.

Andy Reid was there. No! Creed's a baby. That's fun. Yeah, we have a Torchy's now. That's exciting. We don't have to talk about it. Yeah, I went toaburger friday x is dallas oh yeah everything i've been missing sure uh but mcdonald's has the best app out there that was got a great very good app quick

trip was good when it first came out and then they started like pulling in the reins on what they offer now they uh but at christmas time they do like 12 days of christmas at quick trip they give you something for every day. Christmas time. Keep going. Time to get a big drink for only 29 cents. It's only 29 cents. Come here. Come here. Drink this. Is this warm to you? Pretty cold still,

right? No ice. No ice in that. Can you believe it? I'm trying to think of other like hack hacks like hack hack um i mean we talked about it before on the podcast the nice guy discount you could always try that if you're a nice guy discount what's that you're a nice i mean you're a nice guy i'm a nice guy i shouldn't pay full price if you're a lacroix fan i'm a fan of getting uh what's it called soda water in my drink instead of like regular water you can order water get soda water and then squeeze in your own lemon or lime that's kind of a hack okay that's what's it called? Soda water in my drink instead of like regular water. You can order water, get a soda water and then squeeze in your own lemon or lime. That's kind of a hack. Okay. That's what's free water, free, free LaCroix. Okay. So, um, cool. I, you know, I've talked

about the Chipotle thing, like order double rice and they'll give you more meat. Yeah. I've been trying that out more recently. Yeah. That's a good one. I think you're onto something. So yeah. A lot of good stuff apps you always get the the the restaurant apps that's the answer definitely get apps um okay well that's all the voice memos thank you guys for sending them in uh one thing i realized i forgot to tell you about is um i took i took multiple ubers yesterday but there's one specific one that i could fill a book with the things that happen in this 40 minute Uber drive. Okay. Let's talk about it.

Yeah. I'll just give you some highlights. It doesn't need to be too long, but basically started the conversation pretty good. The first 10 minutes is all football talk. He's from Detroit. Talked about, you know,

Matt Stafford and whatnot, but he grew up in St. Louis. So we talked about Kurt Warner, Isaac Bruce. I was having a lot to contribute. Then I made a mistake of saying, what do you like to do for fun? He said strip clubs.

Attending or performing? Attending. Okay. So then we talked about that for about 25 minutes. He had a lot to say about him. What? And quite frankly, I had a lot of questions. I was like, this might be one of my only times to really find out what it's like.

Sure. How much money do you typically bring in with you? What kind of dollar bills are you bringing? What like, you know, units of dollar bills. Units of currency. Is it hard to throw them? Uh-huh. The crumple?

Yeah. If it was a paper, like eight and a half by 11 sheet of paper, I would crumple the dollar bill. You waterfold. Yeah. Yeah. I was just very curious about the commerce of the strip club. Then I made my second mistake by steering the conversation by saying what kind of music do you listen to and he said

well you know i make my own oh yes yes of course you do yeah and i was like really that's awesome and uh so after but surely i can't find it in you right like you don't have it like like you just I mean you're playing you haven't recorded yet have you it's probably not finished yet like you don't you wouldn't want to play out loud well and it's funny much that because yeah two of them weren't even finished he played me unfinished songs he's like I was sound like I'm not even kidding out of his mouth he said yeah I was a little off beating this one so I'm gonna have to go back in and re-record it but yeah I mean it was it was eye-opening to say the least i mean i thought i had reached a certain degree of wokeness uh-huh when i heard lights out but when i heard

grooving with the booty oh my whole world changed oh my goodness oh eyes were opened it was amazing he told me texas what are you doing he told me uh the only thing i need to do now i'm trying to market this uh song i'm trying to get a music video i said jarvis i got good news i'm your guy i'm your guy please tell me you did not say that i did oh i mean it was like at this point this is such a like yeah funny conversation um so he followed me on instagram okay uh i cannot wait for the dm might be listening to the podcast who knows shaking the groove in that booty so how it goes kind of um so yeah i'm excited to get some new work in that avenue oh my gosh i asked him if he got any like good features or like anyone like on any of his tracks or anything. And this is not a joke. This is going to sound like a bit or something, but he goes, oh yeah, my cousin actually knows

a guy. He was actually on that last song I just played you. His name's 52 Savage. And I go, is that 21 Savage's dad? And I thought that was kind of funny and maybe true. I don't know. No, not, no relation. He's like, no, no, no.

Yeah. Same last name, but you know. Just a not no relation. He's like, no, no, no. Yeah. Same last name. But, you know, just a common name. So there's another rapper with two numbers and then called Savage, which is not even close to as popular. Like, is every number available? Do you think that they just didn't know who 21 Savage was? So they're like, hey, this sounds kind of like maybe they like subconsciously knew,

but they forgot or something like 52 Savage. That sounds dope. And then they're like, oh, well, we can't change it now. I got like 10 downloads on SoundCloud. People know my fans. What would my fans do? It would be confusing. Yeah.

So he's got a feature from 52 Savage, which I imagine is the guy's age. He's on the song, but he's probably a savage. Yeah. What is it? Yeah. 52 Savage. I'm trying to think of what other reasons it would be 52 for, you know, like. Weeks in a year.

Oh, sure. Balling every week, baby. I'm a savage. I'm a savage. 52 features. Wow. That's great. Okay.

So, yeah. I'll stop that story there. But let's go to reviews of the week views of the we use of the week Okay, my favorite one is from grace loves the pod one two three love the username She says I can't get enough of this an amazing pod. It makes me want to get on my feet I'm almost 15. How old you think she is I mean almost 15 maybe 14 okay so i recently people it's like hey we we are the top 11 we're on the top 11 schools i wonder which one you are i'm almost 15 so i recently started the driving portion of driver's ed every time i came upon a

green all i could think about was anticipate the yellow and we're going through and we're going through you have made my monday so much more enjoyable i can't wait to see what you talk about next week this poopsie loves the ghost runners love it that's a callback to we love you i don't know episode 20 15 when it was that long ago oh sorry yellow oh yeah it was when we drove uh in the car we tested the macaroni in the chick-fil-A drive-thru. Whatever episode that is, Brad tells the story. That was a good time.

Well, I think you told it while we were driving, didn't you? Yeah, I did. Mr. Lamping. Anticipate the yellow, and we're going through. Oh, Mr. Lamping. Talk about somebody you could write a book about. Just get him and 52 together. See what happens.

Now, I'm featured on a song with 52 savage And it's pretty good That's funny So anyway, yeah You're her SoundCloud. Oh, goodness. Oh, that's so funny. Oh, my review of the week is going to come from Malvin Zima.

She says, underrated. Sorry. I thought that's when your skin gets really itchy, right? Oh, you got Malvin Zima? I got Malvin Zima. I'm going to get lotion for that. I've got some by my bed. That's weird to say out of context. It's from a roll of...

No, no, no. People know. Aloe vera. It was from my sunburn. People know. People know the inside jokes. Jake doesn't just say things. I only have lotion because of the sunburn.

I don't know. It's not for anything weird. Yeah, yeah. Ask him, though. He knows. He's married. He's married. Oh, goodness.

I'm just here to dance. Yeah. Truly just here to dance. Oh, you play tennis? Do not post this on the internet. Oh, man. Malvin Zima. Malvin Zima.

A truly terrible podcast. Okay. Maybe this isn't my favorite. A truly terrible podcast. Oh, let is my favorite terrible podcast oh let me read on for those who for those without us a truly terrible podcast for those without a healthy sense of humor and those without a love for inside jokes this podcast will make you laugh out loud even if you're alone and will make you wish you personally knew these guys the ghost runners podcast will forever will for oh from the top oh wow why hey just run deep tyreek i don't who you think i am no i got i a genie asked me if i could be an animal and there's a loophole so i

i don't know the plays. Just go, just go. Uh, the ghost horse podcast will keep you entertained while completing the most mundane tasks ever. Seriously recommend this one to all would love a shout out. The name's Malvina. I'm Russian.

That would Maria Sharapova, not American. Yeah. Uh, we'd love a shout out. That would really make my day. Love what y'all be doing. Oh yeah,

that's good. Love what y'all be doing. Bye bye. That's awesome. Thank you. Thank you. Malvina. Malvina.

Malvina. Uh, I just got a text, um, from our mutual friend. Well, I think you know her Holly Manahan. You're I've met her once at a funeral.

So it was kind of an awkward time to like really get to know each other. We have so many mutual friend. Well, I think you know her. Holly Manahan? You know her? I've met her once at a funeral, so it was kind of an awkward time to really get to know each other. Oh, we have so many mutual friends. One of them's not here anymore. Yikes. But she literally just texted and put a screenshot of, she's listening to episode four right now. It said, I'm late to the podcast game, but having so much

fun listening from the beginning. Episode four. And I'm just so glad that insert name, and so's dad's speech made it in here so it's when i talked about oh the nebraska one uh no this was um one that i filmed that she was at here in kid city but uh the dad said and hope just pray to have a healthy marriage and a fun time tonight yabba dabba doo that's right oh that's right i completely forgot about that she said her she's like my husband and i still talk about that all the time i hope they have a lot of fun tonight

that's great yabba dabba doo amen amen amen yeah love the last part so good timing holly on the uh oh holly oh holly last wedding video i've filmed maybe the last wedding video i'll ever film was holly and tucker so you think you're done maybe yeah i you know no i don't want to announce my retirement i want to hold a press conference good for you i don't want to do it here because when you retire you can never come back from that that's the thing that i've learned yeah michael jordan jay-z um aids space travel i don't know yeah moon landings yeah um cool well i think that about wraps it up for me bradley jake yeah do you want to hit the uh hit him with the jingle oh i think brad you okay okay uh i want i'm not gonna How fun is this?

So the song is called Nevermind Alright I'm gonna close out of Biden here He's gonna come in hot So just tell me when you're about to press play 3, 2, 1 Dave and Brad

Hey Ghost Runners We're the Ghost Runners podcast Here to say You can listen to us every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and maybe even Sunday. Hey. Hey. Seven days a week. Days a week.

Days a week. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Those are the days. And you can listen to us every week. Make them go there. Listen to us. Oh. You got Jake and Brad. There's books in the book, best that you ever had.

Yeah, so there's actually not even lyrics to this song. He just makes them up every week. It's different every time. He's not planning it. Hey. Oh. Woo. Shoot down. Wow. every time hey oh shoot no get my woodies back on yeah it took him off for a while it's hurting the ears but they're back now got the got the temple runs back all right thank you guys for listening this has been episode 62 um feel free to check that i think if there's this will be the what 11th episode we put out on YouTube.

And this is probably the one you need to watch the most. So many shoulder shimmies. Yeah. Yeah. So check out YouTube. Leave us a comment. Uh, been loving those as always leave us a review and check us out on Patreon.

It's a place. Patreon.com slash no. Dot com slash ghost runners. Uh, we've got five, 10 and $15 membership tiers. They get you different little goodies, little bonus episodes with Trey Kennedy, slash ghost runners. Uh, we've got five, 10 and $15 membership tiers. They get you different little goodies, little bonus episodes with Trey Kennedy songs,

feet, little goody. Yeah. Yeah. Catherine Ellis's episode will be up probably sometime this week on the Patreon. That one's great. We got a lot of bonus videos behind the scenes,

um, stuff for you guys. So check it out. Patreon.com slash ghost runners stuff. And we will see you guys next week. Yes. Love you guys. Love you guys. So check it out. Patreon.com slash Ghost Runners. Stuff. And we will see you guys next week. Yes. Love you guys. Love you guys.

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