Ghostrunners - 64 - Shut Your Cakehole

Episode Date: July 27, 2020

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Oh, don't we forget at some point in this week's episode a girl said she would Become a patreon member if I say the word ladybug or if I yell the word ladybug So yeah, you should do the I do at the very beginning like let's like just ladybug and then let's get started What if you do that? Okay, just to start. Okay, you ready? ladybug Episode 64 you guys Is that good? That's perfect that's perfect yeah okay yeah start now yeah okay hey guys um got a good pickleball story for you this week brad oh yes um isaac and i are back playing our chicken and pickle league again session two of this and we're playing pretty well against these

guys but not anything crazy and we're up on four zero or something early on in the game and they pause he's got the ball in his hand he's like he's looking at isaac he's like sorry i just gotta ask how tall are you and isaac's like uh i mean probably six two six three and you would have thought he said nine three they go wow six oh man man what it would be like to be that tall i've never seen where are you from so are you here you must not be here very long because you're the nba is starting soon like you're on scholarship or something somewhere you gotta go back yeah they they act like he was a freak surprised you're out of the bubble right

now where have i seen were you on ripley's believe it or not where i have seen you somewhere now there was a reality show about you and your brothers at one point, right? Like, you guys are all freakishly tall. Yeah. So the circus, I guess, can't run because of COVID, so that's why you're here. What size shoe is that? 13? Really?

13. Sullivan, get over here! You gotta see this! This guy's 6'3"! This guy's got size 13s! Holy cow, his gams! Dude, they were freaking out. And every time we get a point, I just look over at Isaac and I'm like, dude, 6'3"?

That was their excuse the whole time. It's like, every time they'd be like, dang it! Well, I mean, the guy's a monster! He's three or four inches above average. That guy's huge! I can't do anything against him. Oh, it was so funny. Anyway, theme song time.

Here we go. Uh-oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down on some random thoughts and white me. Yeah. Let's take a look at this place. Best friend, then you're ready to run. Red piece, come along.

Let's have some fun. Go ahead, get on your feet. Hey, let's go to this runner's podcast. Hey! Woo! Hey! Hey! Hey! Let's go to this runner's podcast. on your feet hey there's ghost runners podcast hey hey hey hey ghost runners podcast every monday morning with jake and brad hey ghost runners podcast hey come on come on hey monday morning hey wake up everybody it's monday freaking morning it's time to be productive unless you work on a sunday and then maybe it's your sabbath or if you're furloughed are you furloughed it's gonna get

better furlough is a fun word furlough is a fun word for not so fun of a thing yeah i wish i had a better meaning yeah because it is a fun word like you've been furloughed oh my gosh i wish furloughed i should have invited my parents yeah it's a way more fun word than retirement but retirement sounds awesome like i'm retired it just sounds like yeah you're recycling the wheels on your car retired yeah but yeah furlough it's like oh yeah yeah let's go get a dairy queen cake for this youtube over here for this have them film it yeah retired good tire joke good tire joke good tire uh speaking of re things refried beans yeah what was the first one yeah what happened the first ride did that did those taste good refried i think about things like yeah like normally the second time you have them not as good no no no it's like yeah it's like

microwave beans yeah microwave leftover beans i would like the beta version of these beans. Honestly, that's kind of what they taste like too, is microwave leftover beans. They're fine, but they're not, no one's like, I want to go to that restaurant because I got good refried beans. What about, what about resign and re-sign? That, that is too close. It's kind of stoop. Yeah.

Uh, Patrick Mahomes resigns, uh, yeah, from the Chiefs. It's like, what? what no can you pronounce it signs yeah they did not put the the dash in there you know schaefter was quick on the tweet and it just confused everybody for a second that's a good point that word is ridiculous like literally they're opposites resign and resign or two refried beans hey yeah monday morning baby um now i was thinking about retire that's a good joke okay you've been writing more jokes i've been writing more jokes yeah yeah we wrote some on the pickleball court a couple nights ago yeah what was it uh what do you call what do you call

an army of horses the navy yeah that was good that was a gunner duckworth that was like kind of a combo yeah gunner was in the mix uh yeah i'm trying to, I don't have my computer on me right now. We'll talk about that in a second. One of them was, why, what did I say? What was it? It was a ketchup joke. Oh, why was ketchup only served Monday through Friday? Why, Brad? Because it was a weak sauce.

And then I had two ketchup themed jokes this week. Of course. They come in pairs. Yeah, right. And it was, two ketchup themed jokes this week. Of course. They come in pairs. Yeah, right. And it was why, this is so random. Why were everyone at the party on New Year's wearing ketchup themed glasses? Why? Because they had heard that Heinz site was 2020.

Wow. Oh, baby. Topical, edgy. Funny. German, kind of. Pittsburgh based. Bill Cowher loves it. Heinzy. Topical, edgy, funny, German, kind of. Pittsburgh-based. Bill Cowher loves it. Heinze.

Heinze Ward probably likes it. Heinze Ward. There's a joke. Yeah, Heinze Ward. Besides Patrick Holmes, what's Ketchup's favorite football player? Heinze Ward. Write that down. Okay.

Yeah. Heinze. H-I-N-Z-E-R-O-W-A-R-E. Patrick. My W.A. Patrick Jones uh yeah uh here's a trivia question that I think you're gonna get right pretty quickly what football player appeared in the movie The Dark Knight Rises Heinz Ward we talked about this because I thought that Gotham was in Pittsburgh you remember that I'm so embarrassed by that in hindsight. In hindsight. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I was like, it's got to be Pittsburgh.

He's Hines Ward's in it. I was like, I don't think. Why else would he be in that? I don't think so. Why wouldn't they hire Odell Beckham at that point? Oh, he's taller in 6'3". He would have been great. Oh, he would have jumped off the screen, literally. See that in IMAX?

It's like he's coming out at you. He's right there. He's right there. Oh, man. I could go for an IMAX? It's like he's coming out at you. He's right there. He's right there. Oh, man. I could go for an IMAX movie. Me too, dude. I actually, no, it wasn't the Dark Knight Rises. It was, no, it was just Dark Knight.

I saw the Dark Knight in IMAX. I saw it twice. They have like that scene where it's like they're in the basement of his house and they're doing like the ballistics thing with those shotguns. It was just like, and it was like every time you kind of like jumped up, but it was awesome. Justin, if you're out there, show us that clip. I'm just going to do Justin on demand from now on.

So if you're watching on YouTube, Justin, now. I think it was the Dark Knight Rises that I saw. That was a 2012 when I was two fourths of camp because it was the Dark Knight Rises that I saw. That was a 2012 when I was two-fourths of camp. Because it was the planes. It was the hijack the plane. That was the IMAX scene. It was just like, wow, this is awesome.

No, this is when I was in high school is when I watched IMAX. Different ones. Both great. Both great. Why don't you have your computer, Brad? Okay. So basically, long story short, my space bar is not working on my computer. Oh. Um, so I've had a week. Do you use that? So much more than you would think. And honestly,

I'll be honest. I think that the reason that it is, uh, it was malfunctioning. Like the thing that started it all was that I would use my computer at Chick-fil-A and it got greasy. Oh really? I think it's gotta be, I mean, that's the only reason I could think of. Um, but yeah, it was just sticking or like not working. So like sometimes I wouldn't be looking at my computer and I'd noticed like I've typed five words in a row. I've typed a hashtag essentially. Yes. A hundred percent. And I was like, I was like, okay. And it was like, Hey, you misspelled this. You know, I had the squiggly lines. I'm like, okay, maybe if I just right click this real fast, then it'll show, it'll be like, you knew that you were trying to say, so anyway, that's what I was thinking for today.

But it was, it did not, it said no suggestions. I was like, dang it. Surely you could see what I'm trying to say here. Yeah. So anyway, space bar was messed up. I YouTubed, Googled, whatever, how to fix it. They said, use some compressed air, spray it out. I didn't have compressed air.

And they said, if that doesn't work, then pop it off and see if you can wipe it off that way. And so I said, well, technically the compressed air didn't work cause I didn't use it. So I popped it off and I think I kind of messed it up the space bar key, but apparently the MacBook air, uh, keyboards are like kind of messed up. They have, there's like a known issue. And so it's like free to get a fix, but it's going to take like a week. Oh, it's a big bummer. She called Mac book compressed airs. Yeah. That's what you got to use on them.

That sounds nice. That sounds nice. And all the Apple stores are closed. So I went to micro center. Oh yeah. That was a great, it was, it's amazing, dude. Yeah. I texted you today.

Cause I was like, dude, cause I knew you had been in one kind of recently. Yeah. And it's an amazing store. Cause it seriously feels like it has not been updated or care to be updated since 19 or 2003. Yeah. Like that's a perfect year for it. care to be updated since 19 or 2003. Yeah. Like that's a perfect year for it. It's like old school best buy vibes.

Yeah. Like remember when the iPod, uh, video came out, that's when they were, that's when they micro centers like we need to change our aesthetic to this. Was it a poppin when you were there though? That's the crazy thing. Poppin. Yeah. Every time I've been, I bet since like I stayed in, I waited in line at the very front of

the store. I bet while I was waiting there for 10 minutes, 30 people came in. Yeah. So busy. It's crazy. It's crazy. And so, but I was like, it feels like the 40 year old Virgin store, like the people, the places they work. That's exactly like, it's all these people in like shirts and ties, but just that look awful. Like this guy had super long, you know, the guy, Justin Turner for the Dodgers. Maybe you don't Justin picture Justin Turner now He's like like long red hair this guy's long hair red beard like super long But he's got a tie on like holes in the back of his pants, but they're khakis. Do you go down a slide recently? Why do you hold your why are you doing that dude? Yeah, but it was it was great

It was like all these techie guys that were supposed to wear a certain dress code So they do yeah, and your ties have like a weird design they're like beige no some yeah it was like the tie that came like the shirt tie combo set you know or whatever so i love that whole like dynamic of four-year-old virgin the uh the black dude who works in the tv he's trying to sell the tvs he keeps acting like the butterfly scares him like whoa oh my god that thing that is too real that is real yeah it's lifelike that thing was jumping out at me right right so he's jumping back anyway so I'm getting that so I had a few different inconveniences in my week that was number one number two is that my credit card is like coming apart uh like the plastic is

coming out like i have a metal credit card but then the plastic on the ends is coming apart what you're doing with your hands kind of reminds me of the crotch of a tree would you say that's kind of what your credit card is doing kind of it's kind of sprouting it's kind of sprouting out okay so it's got the bark the season yeah and then sprouting out and um yeah you can't do the chip very well with that. And so you gotta, you gotta kind of like push it down once and then push it back up. And then you had to kind of look behind you. Like,

sorry, my is messed up. Sorry. My ex-wife took everything. And so, yeah, that's been inconvenient. Um,

space bar has been inconvenient. So really just first world problems back and forth. Um, but yeah, just, just, uh, you were in a hat tonight.

We're in a hat. Casey, just, just. You're wearing a hat tonight. Wearing a hat. KC. How come? Because I wear hats. Did not know you were going to ask me that. I don't know how come. Actually, I'll tell you. Are my friend, Steven Swick, friend of the pod, gave him a hard time the other day for

wearing flat bills in college. So I said, oh, I used to wear flat bills all the time. I'll wear a flat bill for you. So I'm wearing this hat for old Steven. That's great. So I said, oh, I used to wear flatbills all the time. I'll wear a flatbill for you. And so I'm wearing this hat for old Steven. That's great. But yeah. That's fun.

What's going on in your life? Let's see. Busy, busy. Going to Oklahoma City this weekend to do some things, see little friends. Also work on a little side business. Side hustle. Oh, at the casinos.

In the casinos. Some part-time investments. Like rounders, like you're banned from all the casinos in Kansas City because you're too good at it. Yeah, yeah. So you have to go underground to Oklahoma. I've got to take my Oreos down south. Oklahoma City, pretty busy week.

Last week, another busy one this week. We launched merch. Oh, baby, we did. We've been buying t-shirts thank you so much yes ghostrunners.life shout out raleigh peterson for the dope just like landing background image it looks so cool yeah i like it a lot yeah i really like it a lot hit her up if you need some graphic design it shows us that we both have microphones and that we're a podcast. Which is so true. That's what we wanted. It's freaking true. It's what we wanted.

Yeah. But those shirts, the GRKC shirt, which, oh, Instagram comment of the day. Oh, yeah. Aubrey said Ghostrunners Kennel Club, which, you know, throwback to the consensual dog kennel of Isaac back in the day. Check it out. But yeah, available for one more week. Ghostrunners.life. Buy a t-shirt. As Brad mentioned last week, it's got four holes. back in the day. Check it out. But yeah, available for one more week. Ghostrunners.life.

Buy a t-shirt. As Brad mentioned last week, it's got four holes. It's super soft. It's good. It's the right kind of t-shirt. It's what you want on a shirt. Yeah, absolutely. And don't be regretful not getting one.

I would get one for you. And just in case that one gets like ruined by the dog or whatever, get a few extras. Esther Kim, our friend of the show got an alice custom creations shirt and it got literally ruined by her dog and so she had to order another one don't be esther kim because it's running out soon don't trust your dog so don't trust him oh i have two things to say about dogs perfect let's start with the first one that's a great place to start i don't know let's start with the second yeah let's let's ease into this okay um too many people post when their dog is dead on the internet okay i it's been happening more recently i don't know if it's just that time of

year where dogs are passing on yeah i'll see this picture of like this girl with her dog i'm like oh my gosh that's a nice picture and then you read the caption it's like only knew sparky for four years but he was one of my best friends and And it's like, this is so sad. And no one would have ever known your dog died had you not told us. And now we're all sad. But now you've brought sadness into our life. I just think it's a weird thing to put on the internet, like your own Instagram of like, my dog is now dead.

We've established from day one on this podcast that we don't have a huge emotional connection to the dogs when we said we'd sell our dog for a certain amount of money that was episode one and i love dogs that's my second story is about how much i love dogs but i just let me know why you why you post that your dog is dead on the internet i don't get it like a family member a living person sure that makes. Other people in your life had, you know, valuable memories and relationships with that person as well, probably. And it shows like the time of life that you're in. That's true.

Yeah. You don't really have very many people that are like, oh, I really also had an emotional connection with that dog. Like if it's like your grandpa died, it's like, oh, I remember when he would come into town and we, he would take us all out for ice cream. And your grandpa was so fun. told us those fun stories. Yeah, like you don't be like you're not like hey, yeah, that dog was awesome We had so many great times. It's like hey, I remember that dog Awesome, and he behaved almost exactly like every other dog ever did. Yeah, he loved you a lot because you gave him food

Yeah, I remember that one time you poured the the dog food in his bowl and he came running up and he loved that dog food. That was wagging. Caroline, he loved it. I know he did. I know he did. He's up there. He's loving it up there. He loves it up there. I promise.

Okay. I promise. You'll see him again. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. No, I'm serious. I'm serious.

I do. I do. You love marine dogs. Why wouldn't they? God loves dogs. Ecclesiastes 4. It's forwards and backwards. Backwards. Backwards. God is dog. So that's right. I do. Why wouldn't, why wouldn't they? God loves dogs. Ecclesiastes four. Four is forwards and backwards. Backwards. God is dog. So that's right. You should have no other dogs before him though. You understand it's in the commandment. So, um, but no, seriously,

he loved that food. I remember it. I remember the face. I swear he smiled. Did he smile? He didn't. Yeah, he did. Yeah. He looked like he smiled and he laughed he laughed a little bit his bark was a little bit more peppery and jolly i don't know that was my dog yes you get it yes that was my dog he was special to me no i yeah i i am like i understand it's like a it's a grieving process for people who have dogs but it's funny i see what you're saying it's funny to post on the internet yeah so just something I saw The second thing about dogs I saying oh, sorry the first thing about dogs is I saw a girl put her Instagram story Just like this beautiful just the the aesthetic was nice new apartment golden retriever laying on the futon I was like no way you got a golden retriever. She said oh, it's my roommates

But you can come pet it. And I said, okay. Really? So I drove a 45 minutes round trip. I thought you were going to say, so I drove to Omaha for a week. Yeah. Oh yeah. Did I say Instagram? This was a Lincoln Craigslist. I was just kind of browsing, looking for stuff.

This was LinkedIn Lincoln. Yeah. Yeah. Doug, pretty deep to find it. 10 ways that you can get it. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Better photographs of your dog. Like, Hey, I don't know if this is a stock photo, but do you own this dog? Yeah. Yeah. He looks like he's smiling. Is he smiling? Is he smiling? Caroline? Is his bark kind of peppery? Caroline, do you need this one? Do you want him? He's

trained. Okay, great. Let's take him home. So I drive downtown, Kansas City Downtown going in my Camry Get there and obviously it has been established that I'm there to pet the dog But I'm also thinking there's some undertones like me and her and her roommate might like hang out a little bit or something You need to walk in say hey, and then just then just pet him. Just concentrate. So Jake, it looks like stuff has been going well for you. Hey, shh, shh, shh. Not now. I'm talking to Barkley. Barkley. Talking to Barkley. Come on, Barkley.

Call you Charles Barkley. Anyway, so. When was the last time you groomed him? Like, just look at him like crazy. Now, have you seen the inside of a healthy dog's ear? Now, where does he sleep at night? In your bed?

What side? Mm-hmm. Does he ever smile like Caroline's dog did? I don't know. Anyway. He's never seen Marley and me, right? You would never show him. You would never.

Oh, the other? Oh, my. That's not even a golden retriever. He's not even going to understand that. No. Lassie? Let's stick to Air Bud and me, right? You wouldn't, you would never show him. You would never. Oh, the other? Oh my. What? That's not even a golden retriever. He's not even going to understand that. No. Lassie. Let's stick to air button, homeward bound.

Okay. I'll write it down for you. Anyway, so we hang out for maybe only like 20, 30 minutes and then I get the, all right, Jay. And I'm petting the dog the whole time. I did do a good job. I was there for, you know, business reasons. I did.

I pet the dog a lot, but after 20, 30 minutes, they're like- Did you maintain eye contact with the dog or did you kind of look up and- I didn't ever look at the girls. I did look at the dog a lot. Every now and then I'd look around. Covenant eyes. Yeah. After 20, 30 minutes, they're like, all right, well, it's cool that you got to come and see Berkeley.

And I was like, oh, we're done? I drove all the way here, we're done? And on the drive home, I had this weird shame. It was like I just did a I drove all the way here we're done and on the drive home I had this weird like shame it was like I just did a one night stand with a dog I'm like why did I drive all the way for that it lasted so quick I have no connection to this dog do you think that dog is going to call you back in three days

and be like hey want to come back over you up park anyway I just drove home being like I need I'm going to stop and get some ice cream You up? Park? Anyway. I just drove home being like, I'm going to stop and get some ice cream. Why did I do that?

What was I thinking? You know better. They put the ice cream cone upside down in the bowl so you can lick it out of the bowl like a dog. Berkeley would have loved this. Caroline. I slipped my Zyrtec in the ice cream took it like a dog would good for you yeah peanut butter in there oh man that's funny that's yeah i'm just imagining it was nice though i kind of respect those girls though for kind of like knowing how to close the conversation like you

know sometimes you're hosting people and it's like would love it if they left right about now i'm ready i'm ready to be done with this yeah not in like a hey i don't like you i don't like that you're here kind of. I want time to myself or whatever. It's kind of late. I got to get up early tomorrow. Get out of here. They threw it down. I picked it up.

Love me some social cues all over them. Love them. That's what I have to say about dogs. Okay. Well, I went to the lake this weekend. Speaking of dogs. D-A-W-G have to say about dogs. Okay. Well, I went to the lake this weekend. Oh, speaking of dogs, not at all. D-A-W-G. Speaking of the dogs. My 417 dogs.

Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Do it. Hey, I'm going to do it and then you do it. We both had a two second pause and then did it at the same time. You can do it if I'm going to do it or we're just not going to do anything about it. Oh man, what a song.

Oh man. Okay. The party was jumping. I, man. What a song. Oh, man. Okay. The party was jumping. I don't even have an eyeball. Hey! Hey! Hit me. Oh, what a song.

Get back, Scruffy. Get back, Scruffy. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Oh, bring back the Baja men, please. Can we bring them back? Lime and the coconut. Okay, Jake. You got your notes like a news anchor.

So here's what I got. So, and Caroline ended up being just fine without her canine. For 41 Action News, I'm Brad Ellis. You guys have a great night and a pleasant tomorrow and then we like talk about the music's going good show tonight yeah carolina she's actually really messed up she's going she's gonna be yeah we're muted though we can say whatever it's fine oh man um so went to the lake this weekend hattie and i went with my family katherine and bo stayed stayed home and uh it's mostly because there was like 15

people in this tiny little house. And so it was pretty crammed. It was fun, rustic. Um, but I, I had to write this down because I was like, this is amazing. This is, this is the most podcastable or most like I give Missouri a hard time. And it's, it's not because of all of Missouri. It's because of certain parts of Missouri. And one of them is the Ozarks because I have some experience in the Ozarks. Where were you at specifically? Uh, that's part of it is the city that I am in is called Roach, Missouri. Oh yeah. I've heard of Roach.

Why would you, why, why would you name it city Roach? Like even if it's like named after a person, be like, Hey. Probably named after Papa Roach. Hey Terrence, Terrence Roach. We're going to name it Roach, Missouri. Name it Terrence, Missouri. Yeah. You know, or whatever. T-Town. Roach. Hey, Terrence. Terrence Roach. We're going to name it Roach, Missouri. Name it Terrence, Missouri. Yeah. You know, or whatever.

Or T-Town. Roach? Hey, welcome to termite. You know, like, what are you going to say next? Like, welcome. I don't know. Welcome. Welcome to the leeches.

I don't know. So this is Roach, Missouri. We got a couple of gas stations. Now, if you need diesel, you'll have to go over there to werewolf werewolf Missouri they got diesel and if you're wanting to sit down a restaurant you're gonna have to go to Goblinville I don't know what I was expecting you to say but it was not Goblinville and I liked it a lot okay I also didn't know what I was gonna say so so as I was driving you kind of drive onto this little country road you know you're on

the main main missouri like country highway kind of thing take me home keep telling the story okay and uh i can't do it cavern does this to me in the car i'll be like having a conversation with her and she'll be singing and she'll be like. And I'm like, no, it's disrespectful. I can't do it. It's going down. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Whatever.

I'm just like, stop. She's like, no, I'm listening. No, you're, you're not listening as well as I want you to Jake. So, um, please. I was getting ready. All right. I want, I want, I want. I want, I want, I want.

Okay. Oh man. I'm so, I'm't, I won't. Anyway. I won't, I won't, I won't. Okay. Oh, man. I'm so, I'm flustered now. I'm just worried about you even. I won't. The mic is away. It's like an anxiety thing now. Okay, so you turn onto this country road, and it's a small little road, and I'm assuming

what happened on this road is that everyone just got to name their own roads. Okay? So let me read off. And I'm not even joking. These are consecutive roads. Pretty much. I think I might've taken off like one or two, but so here, here's what they are. Campers paradise starts out kind of nice. Mail hack, M a I L hack mail hack mail hack. What does that mean? Let me keep going. Sugar holler. Okay.

Double trouble. Sugar holler. Double trouble. Rough road. Up and down road. Up and down road. Hicks pond. That's roach.

So I just love, I love imagining like, hey, you know, you get to pick out your own road. Like road like what do you what would you like to us to name this road and you're like that road over there pretty rough i don't know why should we call that road over there that rough road i think we should just go with rough road okay now you do have one over here that uh you see that road over there it's kind of hilly it goes up and down you see that one over there oh yeah that one over there the up and down yeah What would you like to call that one? I don't know. I don't really care, honestly. Up and down roads are fine with me.

Okay. Okay. We got one last one. Now, that one over there, that's where a couple of those boys from out of town, those hillbillies live. A couple of those hicks from out in the state. Yeah. They bathe outside.

Yeah. Yep. They have proxy mines and whatnot. Yeah. They still churn their own butter. I'm pretty sure i was downwind the other day from it they don't even they don't even have lakeside lake lakefront views i just live by that pond let's call it hicks pond is that cool that cool with you i don't care

man i'm not getting out of my house much anyway i'm double trouble over here you know double trouble sugar holler sugar holler is my favorite Sugar holler Like Who was that? Was that a sugar holler? Ice cream I don't know Like what are you doing over there? Cupcakes Just hollering things with sugar

Take me home Rocky Road Oh yeah To the place I don't have a next line I belong Like cold stone Oh there we go

Sugar holler Roach, Missouri For one dollar Oh yeah You gotta rhyme Brad I was gonna give you the signal He doesn't rhyme in the song Okay

It's more just my style West Virginia Virginia's a tougher to rhyme yeah anyway uh is he saying mountain mama that's what i always say because you know me in lyrics so and you don't mean the word mama mountain mama mountain mama hey mama anyway uh male hack camper's paradise yeah we just tend to we just we just put our tents up and it's awesome it's awesome we had a girl the other day from Shawnee, Kansas. She's been sleeping out in her backyard.

Her neighbor's been complaining, so we brought her down to Camper's Paradise. We brought her down here. She loves it. She FaceTimes all night, loves it. Oh, she talks about something called kapop. Some sort of soda, I think, a Fanta or something. I think so. I hope so.

I don't know. I didn't fight in Pearl Harbor for nothing. She's 90. Too soon. I hope so. I don't know. I didn't fight in Pearl Harbor for nothing. Too soon. 99 years old. Anyway, just some great ones. I think it was Hicks Pond that was honestly first. But I was like, that's kind of funny. I'm going to write that down.

And then I saw, I was like, oh my gosh. I was like frantically pulling out my phone like you know driving past them So I can speak from personal experience when we moved to Stratford. Mm-hmm. We got to name our own Street. Did you really yeah? What's it called? Oh, I should okay. Let me try to get multiple choice. Okay, and then you get to know it If you say it, yeah, yeah Okay, this is gonna be tough. I know one of them. I'll just start with that one I'm just kidding. This is actually what I was going to do I was gonna have like ten of these and say which ones are real which ones aren't but I just decided to just go with them

Gosh, I love sugar holler so much would never guess that one sugar holler. I can't believe it. Don't even make sense It would've been really fun to like think of like Believable but ridiculous names and see if like you would have believed that but yeah like you're gonna do right now Yeah, okay. Okay. Here here we go okay um i need to think of all three at once that way i can say them in the same cadence you know so it's not like i'm gonna read your social cues so hard i'm gonna be straight up okay which of the following street names did the triplet family end up naming their street in Stratford, Missouri. 6-5-7-5-7. Just a second.

Yeah, take your time. 6-5-7-1-7. Okay. I'm going to be like the script spelling bee. Okay. All right. A. Lavender Way.

Okay. B. C. I just realized I'm probably giving away exactly where my parents live. I was thinking the same thing. Wait, I just said the exact zip code. Okay, now. Okay, I'll bleep those out.

Which one do you think it was? The only two. Or C. Lilac Boulevard. Okay, I'm sure it's lilac boulevard yeah yeah that's nice yeah it was two like kind of fragrancy things lavender and lilac thank you yeah i don't know why i did that that's nice oh okay anyway yeah i'll bleep that out because i don't know it just seems like a whenever we're at joe rogan's level people are going to

come from my parents you know what that's happening first yeah they're cancel culturing uh steve and trish speaking of catch culture catch oh yeah we gotta talk about it cutcha cutcha i made a cootie catcher no uh cancel culture is on fox news oh i know waters world that's this thing he does i'm waters and this is my world i've never seen that what are you doing i uh someone in my dms brought it up it's pretty funny there because i on my instagram story i put you know 2017 the today show yeah 2018 or 2018 ellen and then now fox news and they're like the irony or whatever of like in 2017 you were on the today show with matt lauer who got canceled and now you made a canceled video the guy on fox news i was like bars. That is good for you as well.

Yeah. Oh, but it's also been funny to just in my DMs is like there's a lot of people follow me who didn't know the Ellen thing. And so everyone's anything. They're just like, well, that's so cool. You got an Ellen. But then like the like older generation follows me. It's like, no way you did it.

Fox News. Catherine was one of them. She was so excited. There was jazz. that would have been like you being on SportsCenter Top 10 for her like that genuinely

like she was so excited she's like oh my gosh yeah she was so jacked yeah that's kind of cool that was awesome yeah

Trey and I would have never known there was one girl who DM'd Trey or other than that we would have just never known that's crazy too

like a three minute segment on fox news like you guys have probably been on you know every show i'm just gonna go america's got talent i think maybe the view the view probably talked about ricky lake i want maury i think you were on maury one time yes oh the swicks uh-huh kirsty's parents were on jerry springer what that's what i said on yes stage on stage i said this is a story they need their own podcast i said what i said like in the audience or like how they decided whose you were yeah and she said allegedly that back in the day it used to be like a normal like talk show likely story so what were they on there for um i got no more occurs their

bank paid them to go and talk about finances oh really which seems like a good gig and then they're like then they're like yeah but your check has bounced which one of you wrote the check you you are not the bouncer! Oh! No! Yeah. More or less, that's how she's... That's a fake notary! I don't know. This signature doesn't even look like me! It doesn't even look like me!

Jerry! Jerry! Oh, shoot. Look at me! Look at my signature! That's not even the same! That's not even the same! You think a lefty would write like that?

Look at my nose! Come on! Jerry! That's funny the same. You think a lefty would write like that? Look at my nose. Come on! Jerry! That's funny. Wow. But yeah, that's apparently a true story. Speaking of Kirstie and Steven some more, apparently we were messaging quite a bit this week and Steven fell asleep while Kirstie was giving birth.

I think that is hilarious. That's worse than Patrick Ewing. That's way worse! Yeah, apparently. Like while standing up holding her hand or like, hey, I'll just sit down for a bit. So originally I heard the story. I was like, you fell asleep. Like, how do you do that?

Like, it's like this huge moment in your wife's life. And you're like, I can't, I can't even, I can't, I am exhausted. She's like, you're exhausted. But apparently it was a long labor, but it wasn't as long as he thought it was going to be. And so he's like, oh, like the first one was like 26 hours or something like that. And so it was like a huge marathon. And so the second one was 12 hours, but they got there and he's like, Oh, we're going to

be in for a long night again. So he like fell asleep on the couch and like, he said the doctor came in later or whatever. He saw like on the, on the couch, like asleep. It was like, yeah, he must've thought I was the biggest deadbeat of a dad like didn't care about this at all which in reality is like the opposite of that this guy's not sticking around man yeah exactly he's not gonna pass the test he's he's here just to say in court that he was here right right just for whenever jerry comes yeah so anyway funny story i was like right when he told me that i was like you guys need your own podcast you don't need to be listening to us that's entertaining right there there. That's a great story. So I just love the imagery

of that. Cause I could never, I don't think, I mean, maybe if it was 26 hours, I'd fall asleep, but that is long time, long time. That is, is it, we can talk about this on the podcast, but is it, how much of that is pushing? Not very much. That's the crazy thing. That's the thing that I don't think I start to finish. Yeah. Cause it takes a while for you to be ready to push basically your body has to acclimate and get ready for the baby to come out and that's that's the way they put it in hattie's books hadley's hadley sorry had the joe had the joe baseball is finally back get in on major league action and swing for the fences with BetMGM, the king of sportsbooks.

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but we should talk about it. Okay. Classic conundrum. For the rest of your life, would you rather be blind or spend all of it inside of an olive garden? Wow Right, it's not as easy as you think. Is specific olive garden? It's just one. You can't go from garden to garden. Oh my gosh

How much do you like seeing things and how much do you like unlimited breadsticks? I don't think I think olive garden is not very good No, yeah There's an olive garden in Olathe and it is busy all the time popular here like oh late like i'm from olathe and i'm like kind of embarrassed like why we have so many places that we can go why are we all going to olive garden yeah yours is busy too it's so there's a lot of employees because it's if not i don't know anyway like the employees are encouraged not to carpool if anything park

an extra car yeah park close if people feel like it's like kind of exclusive when you get a good spot when you're here your family that's right because you're so close there you go to each other um the answer the answer is blind you can't stay in one place no matter what it is like think about the best place in the world and i still wouldn't want to be there my entire life would you i'm thinking about it patrick mahomes living room still yeah i'm gonna miss him on sundays right alan fieldhouse i'm i love it but i'm not staying there my whole life it could be creepy at night oh wow what do you say what's your thought um i think i slightly leaned towards blind you just get to experience you could still go on

a roller coaster and kind of know what's happening well were you always blind or is this a new thing because that's a difference that big difference did we talk about this on the podcast or just and kind of know what's happening. Well, were you always blind? Or is this a new thing? Because that's a difference. That's a big difference. Did we talk about this on the podcast or just in general, like trying to explain somebody like the color blue? A couple of nights ago playing pickleball.

Yes. I was like, imagine trying to tell a person who's been blind since birth a color. Yeah. What do you do? It matters to anything. It's warm. It's like a warm color.

It's like, I don't know what that means. Well, you see what you're seeing right now? A lot of that. It's kind kind of like that but not quite as bad Like If I have been seeing for 29 years And all of a sudden lights go out at least I'd be like I know what Jake looks like yeah I don't need to see him age he's probably not going to age very well

I'll just imagine it bad Yeah Anyway I don't yeah it's got to be blind I think blind Because Catherine could probably drive me and i'd be fine i mean or drive myself at that point i mean you've had plenty of years to figure out the roads right oh man i think you'd be fine uh speaking of ala fieldhouse real quick yeah uh my dad poor guy i shouldn't say poor guy he finally a huge ku basketball fan we we all are in my family even

though i went to k-state it's weird and uh he for the longest time has been wanting season tickets and finally this year he's been retired for a year and a half two years and now he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna spring for the season tickets and of course this is the year covet happens there's a decent to good chance that basketball is not going to happen, whatever, but still can buy the season tickets and get his refund or whatever. And so he got like a time slot to like choose his seats this Saturday when we were at the lake Friday.

And he was like really worried that it wasn't going to work on the computer and everything. So I was like, dad, I can help you with this, blah, blah, blah.

He's like, okay. And he sent me this email that had this tutorial on how to pick your seat. And it was the most ridiculous tutorial I'd ever seen because it was a, it was a tutorial. Like it was just like a screenshot, like kind of like, here's your desktop and here's what it's going to look like. But it was this guy, I swear it was the guy from like the announced like PA announcer at the games. He was like, welcome to the Kansas basketball season tickets selection video.

Wow. Yeah. And it was like, it was like that the entire, like the, the voice was like that the entire time. Drop down the tool bar. I'm dead serious.

It wasn't that ridiculous. That's what she said. If you select those two seats, it's going to turn red and it was like that i was like seven minutes of that i was like this who who approved this who approved that like we should do it this way that guy just talks that way his entire life i'll take it it with a salad on the side for richer or poorer till death do us part jaywalk fans on your feet i choose olive garden i don't know like it's just like ridiculous it was it was amazing i was like dad how'd you listen to this thing he's like oh yeah i guess i thought it was kind of weird too it was like kind of weird. Like I've never seen.

No one else talks like this. No. Anytime. Any other time. Be like, Hey, this is the selection video. Here's how you do it.

Whatever. And it was, I don't know. Maybe I can screenshot it and put it on the Patriot or something. Um, but anyway, crazy. That's funny.

Yeah. That's too bad. But dad got his two seats. Uh, he made it work. Uh, so hopefully I'll be going to a lot of games with them this year. We'll see. That would be awesome. I hope it works out. Me too. I thought I was going to catch a lot of games with him this year. We'll see. That would be awesome.

I hope it works out. Me too. I thought I was going to catch the Rona. Yeah. But I didn't. Okay. I was unfortunately with someone right in the peak of their symptoms. They thought it was a cold at the time.

I said, I'll roll those dice. I want to hang out with you. Yeah. And then two days later, get a text. Hey, I'm positive for Rona. Oh, she officially had it. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah. Okay. I didn't realize okay yeah like tested positive had it positive negatively positive well yeah like her immune system was negative towards the like a positive test yeah in her bloodstream goodness and anyway so i would have probably had some symptoms by now, but I'm good, baby. Your body is a modern, you're a modern Marvel, dude. Yeah.

Like the things that your body goes through and just, you barely get sick. And when you do, it's pretty quick. And yeah, you're fine. I sneeze after a shower occasionally, but that's about it. Yeah. And that's mostly because you're doing it outside

and the sun's out. Yeah. I'm on Hicks road or Hicks pond. Hicks pond. Sugar holler. Yeah. But I, maybe I'm asymptomatic. Maybe I got those antibodies. Yeah, yo, it's me, antibody.

I mean, chicks dig a guy with a good body, and I'm going to... Antibody. Antibody. Yeah, so that's exciting. Funny things. This reminded me of it because you said the positively, or maybe I said positively, negatively thing. Hattie, the other day, she reads, quote, unquote things you may, you, this reminded me of it. Cause you said that positively, or maybe I said positively negatively thing, uh, Hattie the other day, she reads quote unquote to herself all the time. And she has this book actually given to us by the Swicks called

born to ball ABCs of, you know, basketball. And, you know, the only one I think that she remembers from it is chef Curry. So she's always talking about chef Curry replied. I don't want to do this and then he answered you know whatever and then i hear her go and then donald trump ran out onto the field and i was like what donald trump so she's hearing us talk about donald trump at some point i don't really know oh that's from the podcast oh that's from from your house oh i'm sorry that's from that was hattie saying that yeah no wait use the possessive who do we got here who do we got here okay use the word we

i didn't do an antecedent did i is this you and katherine in the home 100 okay yes i'm sorry yes so katherine and i were listening to hattie my daughter, read the book Born to Ball. Yeah. And Hattie was saying, yeah, Donald Trump. I was like, what in the, where do you get this? That is pretty funny to hear your three-year-old daughter say the president's full name. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. She said Barack Obama.

I remember when she was like a year and a half. What? Yeah, dude. It's his president's placemats. Martin Van Buren loves old Marty V. Yeah. Yeah. Good for her. He did something for this country, I bet. I'm sure. yeah dude it's his president's placemats martin van buren loves old marty v yeah yeah good for her he did something for this country i bet i'm sure president for four years but yeah she's being

saying that funny and then she says um like like her new thing she goes through like different responses like for a while she said yes instead of yeah now she's saying yep yep but even when she's like upset like hey did you hurt your your finger yep which is pretty funny and then yippers yippers what did i tell you about yippers yes um and then the other thing she does is she goes like like even if she's excited about something her tone is so funny uh so she'll be like, I'll be like, Hey cat, howdy after dinner tonight, I was thinking we'd go eat some ice cream and she'll go, okay. Like that's her tone for everything. I need a little something here.

Like sometimes, sometimes it'll be like appropriate. Like, Hey, can you go clean up your toys? Okay. But then other times it's like, all right, it's time to go. Okay. And you know, she's like excited to leave, but she still says it that way how do you um you just got uh furloughed you want to have a party okay it's like hey be excited you got furloughed that's awesome you're officially officially low furlile yeah i don't know it's like a debutante thing when you turn four how do you

we're getting a new dog okay does he Does he smile? Yeah, he smiles. Like, he literally is frozen smiling. Okay. Yep. Addie, we're going to a place that has sugar and holler in the same name. Okay. Anyway, old Addie. So she's cute.

She's saying stuff about Donald Trump and being upset about everything, apparently, with her tone. So we got a teacher. Tone. Tone's everything, Hattie. Did I mention some of my dreams recently on the podcast? Have I talked to you about that? I think so.

Tell me again. Maybe on the Patreon live stream, if you're on there. Oh, I bet that's what it was. Was it? Patreon.com backslash Ghostwriters. Because you had a dream about getting canceled. Yes. Yeah.

Okay. I guess I'll say it again. Sorry. It's not a punchline, but.. Was it? Patreon.com backslash Ghostwriters. Because you had a dream about getting canceled. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I guess I'll say it again. Sorry. It's in the punchline, but. No, it's okay. It's at the beginning. Okay. Had a dream that this.

Okay. I had a dream, which I rarely remember my dreams at all, but had a dream that this one girl was just like really going out of her way to cancel me and was like putting it all over her social media her instagram stories her twitter like this hashtag of like cancel jake triplet get him out of here whatever i'm like i don't even know what i did like i'm nervous but i don't know like if she if she has some sort of like blackmail on me or you know i'm like i don't know what's going on yeah yeah and then it um it comes to uh you know the the precipice uh which i find myself at an la clippers game classic of course they were just such a big michael oliva candy fan such a love

cory mcgetty a dream thing like every dream is just like what how does the clippers come up so yeah that's the random aspect and then we have the like wow decently creative subconscious mind aspect so i'm at the clippers game just enjoying my my time there watching you know paul george and whoever else is on the team play kawaii oh of course yeah of course uh my favorite island yeah not because of the kona no that's a city yeah it's a city you dingus um i'm at the clippers game enjoying my time. And then they're like, it's that part of the game where they're like, we want to show love to our fans.

Tweet at us, you know, hashtag Clippers fans in the seats tonight, and we'll put you on the Jumbotron. And then my nightmare comes true. This girl is in the audience at the same Clippers game. She puts the hashtag and also puts up like a picture of me. It's like, cancel this man on the Jumbotron. She's like the fat and also puts up like a picture of me it's like cancel this man on the jumbotron fat head of you like upside down like down with him down with cancel him and I was just like how did my brain even think of this because that's genius someone should do

that someone should be hacking these jumbotron yeah hashtag things to get their agenda across yeah it was scary they had a kiss cam come up next i think right and then uh it was like kiss him goodbye and it was you upside down down with triplet whatever and then i yelled back we went on two dates and it'd still be our first kiss thanks a lot yeah would have appreciated one just to help the confidence out a little bit. I'll be honest. Anyway. How are your dreams? Like in life. Dreams are good.

What do you want? I want a good family. That's it. That's it. Okay. Good family. Have a nice plot of land. Maybe on a rough road or so.

I don't know. Dreams are nice. Nice little townhouse on Gravel Boulevard. Gravel Boulevard sounds so beautiful. Oh, the old... That's what I would... If I could name something, I would definitely name it something besides road. Gravel Boulevard. Ooh, maybe there's an opportunity for a play on words with the word bull.

Raging Boulevard. Oh, sure. Sitting Boulevard. Chicago Bulls of Art. Oh. Yeah. There's options. Uh-huh. Yeah.s. Oh, yeah. There's options. Yeah.

What else? Tory Lane. There's one. What's that? Rapper. Oh, gosh. Tory Lane. I'm so cool.

I was going to say, no, that doesn't make sense. Rocky Road. Rocky Road. God bless the broken road. That'd be awesome, actually. God bless the broken. Yeah. Just live over there on God bless the broken road. That'd be awesome. Actually. God bless the broken. Yeah. Just live over there. I'm God bless the broken. So I'm a take a left of the stoplight and then you'll see I'm on 1914. God bless the broken road. Yeah. I got a place up there on ocean Avenue where I used to sit and talk with you. You remember that? I don't know. It's up there on the right. Yeah, that's fun. Something with way. That'd be easy.

Oh, no. Like, oh, yeah. You live over there? No way. Yeah, right there. No way. Who's up first? Yeah.

No, wait. Yeah. Or if you're a really big Christian, you would be Yah. Yeah, I live over there on Yah way. Yah way, Yah way. We love to shout your name in this house. It's a Phil Wickham joke for you guys. That's a good one.

Anyway. Okay. Here's a random thought. Another two road trip thoughts for you. First one was this. I pull up to a guy in Clinton, Missouri, and he has a bumper sticker. He's, we'll say, 20 years old, little male in a truck truck of course clinton missouri is a little person no he's normal size sorry okay little male little little man like kind of like a he's he looks like he's out of in college probably he's a kid a guy in his 20s just

a kid yeah he's a kid you know when you get you know a little man has 27 you're like yeah that kid over there I don't know Okay, so bumper sticker says driver picks the music Shotgun shuts his cake hole Cake hole does that mean the anus? No cake hole where you put your sugar holler food Shut your mouth. I feel like nowadays cake means the behind. Oh, cake by the ocean. That is about the behind. Is it?

Yes. Dang it. Pretty much any Instagram caption, comment, or rap song these days about cake, it is not something you sugar holler about. That's why the song is called Going the Distance by Cake. He's going the distance. He's going for speed. You don't know that song?

I don't know what you're talking about. Top 25 songs all time for me such a good song wow early late 90s maybe great song i was listening to weird al then so i wasn't wasn't really on my radar weird al has a parody of it it's such a good song um anyway driver picks the music shotgun shuts his cake hole my question to you jake is why would you ever put that on your car like what like bumper stickers to me are like like i don't know whatever they're not i just don't get it i don't i don't do them like i'm i'm okay with my car not having much personality like let's just have it be a normal thing that i drive around i don't need to i don't need to put anything on there if i am going to put something on there it's not going to be that.

The word cake hole will not appear anywhere on anything I own. Driver shuts his cake hole. Maybe he's more in the minority. It's like, oh, so you're that kind of guy, I guess? That you're really passionate about picking your music, and you must have had a bad experience with a passenger being like, hey, I don't really like this music. Shut your cake hole!

Sullivan! I don't know. Yeah, whatever. It's just silly man i don't know yeah whatever it's just like silly what do you i don't know yeah i do you think that we're in the majority or minority of guys who like we don't have any visible tattoos right we don't put any stickers on a laptop we don't have any decals on our car right like that seems so normal to me but a lot of people do that or even it's very popular stickers on an algae I don't even do that. Yeah. Like,

it's like, let's just keep it as a water bottle. It's nice. Yeah. Keep it simple. Sticker doesn't mean anything to me. Right. Like,

even if it's something I love, like it could be like my dog who died. I'm still going to put his sticker on my water bottle. It doesn't do anything for me. No. Cause eventually that's, you're going to lose that. And you're gonna be like,

lost that. Just like I lost him that one night and he ran right in front of that car. Just like my water bottle probably did. Yeah. And so I just don't get, I'm, I'm a simple to lose that. And you're going to be like, lost that. Just like I lost him that one night. And he ran right in front of that car, just like my water bottle probably did. Yeah. And so I just don't get, I I'm, I'm a simple guy with that. I'll obviously we're, we're vibrant people. I mean, Whoa, hello. Whoa. He's coming right at you. Hello. Anyway, YouTube microphone swing. Um, anyway, I, I don't,'t yeah i just don't get it it's not my thing katherine has a small bear like a baylor bear kind of thing on the back of her car which even that i'm like good for you but i'm not gonna do that um but most i'll go as a license plate

because that's removable it's easy bumper stickers like my personality is just i would probably screw up taking it off and it would just kind of be the residue would be on there still. You know what I mean? Yeah. Some resid. Yeah. I've heard Catherine have fun with her bumper sticker and she always will say things like now bear with me, but I'm driving right now.

I'm like, well, obviously if the bears with you, uh, those are just some fun side conversations we've had without you. Oh yeah. Just me. Yeah. Just, she'll call me and just say, bear with me. And we laugh. It's kind of fun.

Yeah. I'm unbearable right now. Just got in my car. Whatever. Anyway. Yeah. We're so vibrant. Gosh, we're vibrant.

We don't even have it on our. You would never know, though. Look at that. Look at that. Clean, clean, silver MacBook compressed air. Yeah. I mean, it's one thing to put something on your bumper sticker that you believe in whether it's a political candidate or coexist or you know something like

my son's an honor roll student but the ones that are just like the the animated thing just taken taking a p on on like ford yes it's like, heck yeah, brother. Right. We got him. Chevy all the way. Brother. I will not drive anything but this Silverado right here. It's always like a 97 too. It's not like a new Silverado. And it's like a lift kit

on there and everything. And they just refuse to believe that they make them better now. I'm telling you, brother. No. 97 Silverados are the best, the best the pistons have ever fired.

Right. Yeah. I got a buddy. We raced. His, I kid you not, brother you not brother 2006 2006 still pretty new ford f-150 right down sugar hauler road i smoked him smoked him right off there smoked burned him actually burned him got the smoke on him and burned him uh-huh went went up back down before he was even up on the up down up down road up down funk you up up down

funk you up I was gonna go I'm gonna take my Chevy to the up down road I'm gonna ride till I can't see no more forward nice that's pretty kind of a slant rhyme did it I did it baby episode 63 64 that's what I said 64 there'll be more

64 there'll be more walk out the door so uh that was observation number one observation number two your cake hole dude should i be the title of the episode shut your cake shut your cake hole it's so shotgun shuts his cake hole cake is so gross for your mouth yeah i'm not even kidding when i say i've never heard that even used oh really yeah pie hole you heard that yeah so i think it's kind of like pie hole but just a little bit like less time to like prepare it if you're like a type 2 diabetic you go cake hole because you can eat cake if you're type 2 diabetic no type 2 is the one that's like onset because you had so much sugar like you acquire diabetes um okay so second observation

it's a pretty high level joke i don't expect everyone to get it not everyone's gonna get it maybe if you were you know like raised in kansas you wouldn't understand that kind of educational joke i'm a boy myself so uh you know we we learned that my mom was a school teacher i like that i could joke with you because there's not many people you can joke with that way where it's like they barely didn't get the joke and you can like make fun of them like i don't know not everyone's gonna get you know whatever like i've tried and i have failed to like poke fun of that or whatever i got it enough i knew type 2 diabetes was like the one where you just eat so poorly that you get diabetes yeah but i didn't understand why

cake was okay for that but pie but now i now I get it. It seems more sugary. Yeah. Cake's got to have more. Pie's got a fruit 80% of the time. It's flavorful and healthy because it's got cherries that are soaked in sugar in there. Okay. Sugar. Need some cherry pie.

Observation number two that I had, and then I will be quiet and let you say whatever you want to say. No. I watched as we were leaving. This is going to make me sound like such a city boy to you and your dairy farming, um, history of Angus, Angus, Angus. See, which is ironic because can't have Angus anywhere near me now. Gosh, Mason Ramsey. Um, so you see that video?

Yeah. The Burger King one. Yeah. It was kind of like, it was interesting. It was like, was not expecting when I saw that Mason Ramsey was doing a song for Burger King, I was not expecting it to be so educational, for one. And two, like visually, the music video, did you see that? Yeah, it was ridiculous.

It was kind of interesting. It was like, he's in real life, but almost everything else is animated. Yeah. I need to watch it again. I only watched it once. Yeah, I watched it with Trey in the drive-thru at Chick-fil-A, so it wasn't the best viewing. But it was like, this is interesting. That's like a big thing to people, is like gas emissions from cows, which is crazy.

Yeah. Um, but I do want to talk about cows with you for a second. I was driving home from the lake, uh, in rural Missouri, rural Ozarks and rural rural. And I noticed, uh, a cow bending over to eat some grass, some cud, if you will, I think is what they call it. And I thought to myself for a second, it was a skinnier cow. And I thought to myself, is that a horse? Nope. That's a cow. And so I've decided that maybe cows are just like JV versions of horses. That's my premise are like, like, cause my horses are this majestic. Oh my gosh. Look at this beautiful horse. I can name a couple of horses by name and movies by horses names. Right. There's no cows.

Like Bessie is like a default, but I don't even know if that was like a cow. They have the, uh, the cows on those little pieces of like red cheese called her name's Elsie. Oh, I thought that was just like a missing person thing. Like this cow is missing. We put on the side of this box. Oh no. Like help us find this cow. No, it's just a branding thing i think they're just like hey the cow made this cheese gosh what a waste of a summer what is called borebell barbell that's not what they are i didn't notice the board and no i don't know it's okay okay i'll think of it later yeah it's important that you remember that somebody out there right now is gonna be like no it's this bourbon it's whiskey cheese oh man okay okay so cows and horses yeah horses are nice sea biscuit barbaro war admiral right black beauty

right those are just four and the jockey was johnny loftus that's funny yeah um yeah i mean but cows can still run pretty fast once you get them going that's what i'm saying they're the jv they're the jv like they're still adequate they'll they'll they'll you know be competitive in a pickup game or something but they're not going to necessarily you know take home the winning price yeah maybe you have to say that like i don't know much about any of this stuff but no i would say here's my uh my just i'm gonna throw this out there i'm gonna say the median cow is better than the median horse like you take a clydesdale or a thoroughbred even a quarter horse something could make money off of

some way or another those are your high dollar is your blue chip blue chip horses yeah right but then you look at a shetland pony oh god yeah careful someone's probably died recently yeah i'll see it on instagram sprinkles shetland pony i mean they got stubby legs i guess that's cute if you're not into you know symmetry right and adequate proportions right if you're into mistakes from the lord you're into freaks like Isaac, who's 6'3", then yeah, I guess. How tall are you, Shetland Pony? 5'1"? 5'1 on all fours?

Okay. Stand up. But you take the median cow, and it's like that is higher. It's nice. You can get something out of that cow. That's fair. Guarantee it. Okay.

That's probably exactly true. I think your grandpa would say that. It's true, too. We'll get dave on the pod yeah i don't know i just type one diabetic don't don't know his enneagram but also let's go ahead and say type one type one type one type one wing two diabetic type one wing nine enneagram um yeah i don't know and so then the last thing is just like okay if horses are supposedly maybe better than cows are we missing out by not trying

horse we're not we're not going to horse steakhouses good thing you whispered it just you never know whole greg is upstairs i didn't want him to be like what are you talking about i was okay with him hearing the other stuff but not the horse meat thing not the horse not horse meat um are we missing out i mean surely somebody's you know i would dare to say someone's tried it seared a horse on there someday you know like because even in like a brazilian steakhouse you don't see horse on the menu no you don't see it you know spindling around the thing the tourniquet that's not what it's called the tourniquet the turn so it's tourniquet the turnstile you never see a a horse on like a world war ii you know piece of equipment

used to stop bleeding desmond dos one more god please god give me one horse one horse god please god give me one horse um that's a hacksaw ridge joke for you if you haven't watched it it's a cinema based joke yeah so spielberg would love it. Anyway, that's all I have. Those are my thoughts. Horse meat. But hey, their tails can make violin strings and something in them can make the glue. Yep. They're hide.

I would rather eat meat than use glue, though. I promise. OK. Yeah. I probably thought about this enough in the last three seconds. I know that meat is better than glue. That's where I stand. Maybe it's not white or maybe it's not dark meat maybe you could eat horse oh yes someone in the comments last week was like oh i saw you clap back yeah it's like you see so

some of the comments which hey i'm just messing we love the comments yeah please keep them coming but some of the comments they said something along the lines of like jake are you sure you're allergic to red meat and i said you think i'm not eating bacon for fun i crave it every time everyone's around eating bacon and sausage i was like no i promise oh yeah she was saying that um pork is actually the other white meat and then first thing i googled it said due to clever marketing campaign a lot of people think that pork is the other white meat, but it's dark. Oh, it's dark. Oh, let me tell you.

I've dabbled in the dark arts of dark meat. What's it going to take? Sorry. Finish your joke. No, it's not. How long is it going to take before you're going to try it again? I should probably just get tested sometime this summer. Okay.

I might try to find a doctor who can test me for a couple things. Let's get a COVID in there. Let's get an antibodies. Yeah. And let's get an antibodies. Yeah. And let's get a alpha gal, you know, allergy. But you do a package discount if I just get a few of these. What kind of bundles do you have? You know, while you're at it, I'm just curious.

Every time I eat a strawberry, I just like get fuzziness in the back of my throat, but it goes away in like three minutes. So can we just try that too? Um, and when I have pie, uh, yeah, whatever. Also, you're, you work in the health field when i play pickleball my knee does this popping here put your hand on it does this thing right can i get a test for that and there's a spot right down here by my cake hole um anyway i wouldn't say wiping is an issue but it's i don't look forward to it no it's starting to burn a little bit

tried wipes it's just too slippery. Uh-huh. Ended up wiping my back. Oh, goodness. It's going right up. Should we listen to some voice memos? It's probably about time to get on with that. We're an hour into this. Oh, Steez.

He's back. The old Steez. Back on the grid. Here we go. Hey, Big Daddy. Hey there, Jake. Big Daddy. And this is Mr. Steez.

I apologize for my prolonged absence. But I wanted to have you two consider a pretty important question, I think. And that is, if you could experience a story, so maybe it's a book or a movie or a TV show for the first time again. Oh. So you could just wipe your memory of the story. Good question. Maybe you had it spoiled for you and you just, you know, knew what was happening or perhaps, um, you just really liked it the first time and would love to do it all over again. What story would you guys experience again for the first time? Thanks guys. Bye bye. The originator of bye bye. Bye bye. Great question. I've thought about this a little bit-bye. Bye-bye. Great question. Steez.

I've thought about this a little bit. Yeah, I've got to go book. You really? Yeah. Good for you, intellectual. Thanks. Okay. Do you have a book in mind?

The first one that came to mind was a book called Blink by Ted Decker. Oh, yeah. Do you read it? Really? Yeah. Wait, Blink by Ted Decker? Malcolm Gladwell. What?

What'd you call it? Is it a fictional book? Yes. Oh, okay. No, mine's a, like a leadership book. I was like, that's an interesting thing for you to want to forget. If I could just go back to step four, maximize your strengths. Yeah. Yeah. The first time I heard maximize my strengths. Think and grow rich. Man. Yeah. Open my world. Uh, yeah, it was fictional book. I book I probably read it when I probably read it when I was still talking like this Brian Turnbow Brian Turnbow you never heard that before probably freshman or sophomore year of high school read it and fictional book but I just remember just being just encapsulated by this book it's so immersed into it just loved it read it so fast read it again you know it's never as good the second time but still just like loved it it's just a the main character it's fictional obviously and he has this ability to like slightly see in the future you know one of those things where you know he can only say like 30 seconds in the future or something like that oh like real quick yeah like he has to make a snap decision yeah and things are happening and it's all based in the middle east i knew nothing about middle eastern culture back then

frankfurt weren't a big fan of frankfurt yeah louisville yeah yeah that area of the united states yeah so it's just cool to feel like i'm learning stuff but also just be like immersed into this fictional world where you can see the future okay your turn so that was part of my thought is like okay i have to pick something that I would still enjoy today. Cause my first thought was like, Oh yeah. The greatest movie that I remember watching in theaters as a kid was remember the Titans. And I still think it's like my favorite, one of my favorite top five easily. And I loved it. I loved it. But if I watched it today for the first time, what I think this is kind of a cheesy movie, or this is kind of like, I don't know about this. Or would I still be like, this was the coolest movie I've ever seen? Yeah. Cause you know, there's a little

bit of nostalgia when you watch old movies from your childhood where it's like, that was pretty cheesy. And I didn't realize that now. Um, and so, so my ultimate conclusion, I think no surprise would be the TV show, the office. I think, I think because, because I loved it and appreciated it in its time. I remember watching on my video iPod, uh, when I had it back in the day,, the office, I think, I think because, because I loved it and appreciated it in its time. I remember watching on my video iPod, uh, when I had it back in the day, it was like, right when I got my learner's permit and could drive and went and pick something up, but it wasn't ready yet. So I was watching the office in my car. It was my own car, my 1988 Honda Accord. Um, and it was so fun, but there's jokes that I've, I mean, obviously I've watched the office a million times and

there's jokes that I'm like, there's no way i understood that joke when i was 15 years old and i think it's so funny now so it'd be great to watch it now for the first time so you can understand everything i've always said i want to watch the office with somebody who's never seen it before and just watch like it'd be so fun just watch their reactions to things so if that could literally be me that'd be awesome and i'm very confident that i would still enjoy it that's it because i would be very worried like what if you don't like the office anymore oh no you'd like it i know of course you would no that's a great answer i was just having kind of a similar conversation uh as what you were saying with uh jj our our guest from last week did a great job great job um julie davis

and we were talking about how so she's a big harry potter fan i just made that harry potter review thing and she was talking about how are we basically just talking about like how i'm just keep saying the same sentence i am always i am always gonna think that toy story is a good movie but if i were to see toy story for the first time now i'd be like uh kind of cheesy kind of little kiddie movie yeah and i think that's what harry potter one was for me just now because i just saw him like this is two and a half hours long. I couldn't really get into it. These kids are 11. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it's such a good movie, though. And I'll just get on this again. I said it in the video. But what's it freaking called? Quidditch? Quidditch. The point system. Go for the snitch.

Go for the snitch. This is so stupid. Yeah. Why does no one talk about this? Yeah. We need to update this game. We need like, you know, like an iOS update on the game of Quidditch. Quidditch 1.111.

Yeah. Some sort of update. 150 points? Yeah. Who cares about going through the hoopty hoop? It doesn't matter. Just get the snitch. Get the snitch.

Get the snitch and win this game. Because mama didn't raise no unathletic guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I couldn't believe that. That was the most shocking part of the movie for me is how flawed the game of Quidditch was. Still upset about it, quite frankly. How do you write this great of a fiction novel

and not foresee people are going to be upset about this game? They should have made it very difficult to get the snitch until book number four. No one's ever gotten it. Because then it'd be like, oh, it's impossible to get this thingitch until book number four. No one's ever gotten it. Because then it'd be like, oh, it's impossible to get this thing. You really don't even go for it because it's so hard. You just go through the hoopty hoop. Like, hey, we have this obstacle course where you have to climb over this haystack,

or you could try to find the needle inside of it. Up to you. If you find the needle, you win. But if everyone else goes over the haystack five times, they win. Gosh. Oh, okay. You just write fiction books. That's great. That was nice, wasn't it?. They win. Gosh. Oh, OK. I'll just write fiction books. That's great.

That was nice. I was immersed. Ted Decker loves me. Did he write another book that was really popular? Yeah. Like, I feel like I've heard of Ted Decker, but I don't think I've heard of Blink. He. Yeah, they're always like pretty thought.

No, maybe not thought provoking, but slightly deeper, like fictional books, but also like a level of intellectualism to him. He wrote a series of books called like red black and white That was what I was thinking like the color red in my head Yeah, yeah, and they were fascinating which that's another one of things like should I read that when I was in eighth grade? I don't know if I'd fully understood it But this guy what I remember he would go to sleep and he had these very vivid dreams Where he's like living out this entire other life when you when he's done dreaming

He comes back to his real life But he's living like two just extremely different lives. And then it's to the point of like, wait, have I been alive for a really long time? And which one's even the dream now? You know, he can't figure out which one's even the dream.

Yeah. Trying to figure out reality. Okay. Yeah. So then he also wrote a book called Three that I really like too. Okay. So some of those

are probably bestsellers. I don't know. I want to read more. Yeah. You know, I keep telling myself, actually my favorite podcast they just um kind of disbanded so i think so maybe it's time to get into audiobooks because i've been wanting to yeah let's do it let's let's let's do one as a podcast oh that'd be kind of fun oh i started a book club and then we could talk about on patreon audio book club yeah abc abc it's easy as reading to me hey and my speaker is a camry hey

that's it three rhymes you know it you got it you got it start doing that no matter what just when i'm done that's it just mid-sentence that's what that's why i do every single jingle i'm good we're done cut it print it i did it do that in your comedy show that's it i'm pretty much done you're like looking at your notes um so i went to walmart you know what that's it sugar hauler that's it i don't know speaking of comedy show guys buy your tickets treykennedy.com slash live yeah it's coming baby yeah it's gonna be great it'll be fun trey is so excited it's kind of funny trey is so excited he'll like he's sending me articles of maybe shit yeah that's fine whatever like obviously we're excited about the comedy show but trey is like i would say i'm more outgoing than trey but he is way more extroverted than i

am i think i'm starting to realize like he loves being around other people okay so this quarantine is driving him nuts really and he like sent me me this article. He's like Nashville bar is getting in crazy trouble for how they're not social distancing He's like dude. I could not wait to be in Nashville really where there's no rules And like not know very many people at these bars and he's excited about that Wait, what like he's excited to go to the bars potentially or wherever and just be around people He doesn't be around a ton of people. Yeah, again. Yeah, I'm an extrovert, but I'm an extrovert with people I know.

Yeah, that's how I am too. Like that does not excite me. You and me, let's go to Minneapolis and hang out with Steez and nobody else we know. Yeah, he is so excited. It's pretty funny. I actually saw him just a few hours ago. I was planning on getting a lot of work done. Well, I still got quite a bit of work done today, but in evening he was like hey i'm ready i'm ready to play you in pickleball

oh snap trey i don't know if you're ready it's i was like i'll grab isaac and he grabbed his friend and yeah it was not pretty i was i told isaac i was like i might get fired um from the the whooping where i put on him but i'll be more free to help you out with stuff there you go um but yeah had he been playing like kind of practicing he texted me he's like dude i'm all in and whenever you want to play pickleball let me know heck yeah uh so i was like all right well this is your litmus test as he left tonight i was like you know he's like this is good this is motivating you're gonna need some more work tray yeah that's a couple 11-0 games no yeah yeah how was his partner dragging him though yeah okay big drag big dragger big dragger road could be a name big dragger

yeah uh anyway backtrack backtrack backtrack oh just live show is gonna be great trace really excited to perform and maybe just go to a bar afterwards so trey is a big drunk is what we're trying to say he's been sober for four months and he is gonna let it all loose july 29th hard kombucha just kidding don't clip that part and do anything with it don't don't stop quit justin quidditch stupid game okay uh another voice memo how far are we into this podcast we're getting there oh hold on i know how to click a button my spacebar works hi jake and brad my name is cory i'm from lancaster pennsylvania shout out to any amish listeners out there big fan of the pod although i'd appreciate if you

stop calling me shirley uh that is not my name i do say i love all the references to the movies and tv shows the office hot rod i think it may have even called some kyle mooney youtube uh video references in there um you're welcome for pointing these out i know that when you try to make those references they're made a lot funnier when someone like me kind of makes them more obvious yeah totally um my question is if you could only show one youtube video to everyone for the rest of your life what youtube video would that be oh i know mine i know mine absolutely video i've never seen one Never going to give you up. Rick Roll.

But it's these cartoon butts farting the sound. Cracks me up every time. Cartoon butts farting the sound. All right. Bye-bye. Don't like that kind of humor. Yeah. Poopy sounds.

Don't give me that. Poopy sounding. Episode 56 of Ghost Runners Podcast. I mean, that's probably. Ghost Runners Podcast? Probably would show them. Rural. The rural bit gets me every time

is that episode 56 i don't even know yeah rural uh no mine was actually one that i don't think we've talked about on the podcast i'm sorry if we have the squirrel video have we talked about the podcast i don't know what this is trey kennedy squirrels be like no no no you showed me the squirrel video the squirrel obstacle course oh of course did we talk about on the podcast i don't think so so i i genuinely think it is the most universally like wonderful video I had he loved it. My wife loved it. My parents loved it. I Really loved it rad likey my goodness. So it's this video. It's the same guy that did the porch pirate Pirate a the glitter bomb. Yeah, the people that steal stuff off of porches are called porch

pirates no way yeah type 2 diabetes take that porch pirate joke i don't know uh you stupid catch the porch fire i did teach you about that one did they i know jack sparrow black pearl same idea same idea poly rates of the Caribbean. So. Caribbean. Caribbean. That's it. Carrie. Carrie though.

No, that's it. No, no. Excuse me. Write that down. Carrie being. That's good. Being. Human being.

Human being. That's it. That's it. I'm done. What do you say in Spanish, Classman? Carrie's doing all right? Carrie bien. Carrie bien.

Pirates of the... Carrie bien. This guy made a porch pirate video about this. What do you even call that thing? It's like a fake box that these people would steal, and then inside it exploded glitter out, a glitter bomb, but then also shot this terrible smelling spray, and it also videotaped them. It was indestructible. It was awesome He's a lot lives conch inside. He's an old rocket scientist. He worked for NASA. Yeah, Robert

Yes, super super smart dude, and he made this squirrel obstacle course. It's a long story short I mean, it's 20 minute long video multiple people had posted it and I was like 20 minutes a long time to watch a video but then but my friend Jake, on the way back from a podcast recording, I think was like, dude, I meant to talk to you about this. Check out this video. And I was like, OK. Rainn Wilson earlier today said it was the best video he's ever seen.

But I was like, I'm not going to watch it. But then Jake Triplett says it. Jake Triplett, seal of approval. I watched it that night in bed. And then the next morning, like it was first thing I told Catherine, I was like, we have to watch this video. We literally like got ice cream, sat down as a family and watched this video and haddie loved it if you guys want to watch it when you're done watching this on youtube or go to

youtube subscribe to us we're trying to get to a thousand subscribers yeah and then go watch uh mark robber mark rober i don't know his name uh it's called building the perfect squirrel proof bird feeder fascinating 33 million views. It's amazing It's really like yeah, you have a new appreciation for squirrels. It's got humor in there girls are amazing I don't want to give anything away. Just watch it. I would watch that That's what I would show everybody because I truly think that people are all gonna be interested in that no matter who you are Yours is better than mine. That's a good choice. Everyone will love that. Mine is just one that's just always made me laugh i'll come back to it once a year and just re-watch it like this is a funny video uh the premise is these two guys older guys not like

youtube prankster you know what's up guys they were doing a prank you know it's just like hey uh we're doing this thing basically i've seen a lot of people mimic it since then but i think they were the first guys to do it where we should do this in the drive-thru or something honestly it's a great premise for comedy i write so they would do it in like a target or shopping center where i would write down on like a note card one item per page of made-up items and then i would give it to you you do the same and give it to me so we don't know what's on our you know quote unquote shopping list okay so then they were like hidden camera film them like hey you know talking to associate hey sorry i'm having a little trouble finding some things and then they would like hidden camera, film them like, Hey, you know, talking to an associate. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm having a little trouble finding some things.

And then they're having to say it out loud while they're also reading it for the first time. And so like they're having a tough time, like not laughing. Yeah. And then the humor is when they have to explain it, you know? So I'd be like, um, disposable slacks. It's like, what? You know, like you wear them once you throw them out, you know, just disposable slacks.

You guys don't have those, you know? And, uh, just stuff like that. Yeah. We need to do that. You guys have a hair dye for newborns The sons having a photo shoot and he's just not it's not defined enough So they did that I mean that video is probably eight or nine years old and I think it blew up So they've done several versions of it and they're all funny and so you think you don't think it's like professional guys though it's just like guys that are just friends that just like this would be funny to do i mean i think they had a youtube presence but i'm saying they're got they're like guys in their 30s or 40s they're not like yeah annoying youtubers i was imagining them being like early or late 40s early 50s like your dad

and your uncle basically i mean it's kind of what i think that would be hilarious if they just did this like for fun um i would definitely be down to do that yeah drive-thru would be a little bit easier for me and you probably too i mean for anybody because it's a little bit less awkward and just for filming purposes it's i've tried to do hidden camera stuff and it's just so hard and so annoying oh really yeah i don't like it okay um but yeah it could be a great drive-thru video so great question cory yeah thank, it was fun. Thank you. Hey, Brad and Jake. Dallas from Sarah here.

So just wanted to share an experience I had this week with you. I took on Jake's tip to try the nice guy discount. Oh. Hey, you're a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. I shouldn't have to pay full price for this. So tried this at a Chipotle. Probably not the best place to try it. Chipotle?

But I stepped up to the plate. That's not where you got. I looked the cash register person in the eye, and I said, Hey, do you do the nice guy discount? And they said, No. And the conversation was over, but I kept trying to push, and I said, Oh, do you know what it is? And they said, No. I said, Well, I'm a nice guy.

You're a nice guy. I shouldn't have to pay full price, right? And they look at me and say, you're a girl. Great experience. I might try the tip of McDonald's next week. I have a feeling it might go a little bit better. Thanks for the show. Always makes my Monday.

Bye. You try this at like a firework stand or like a used car. Like somewhere that doesn't have inventory. Yeah. They don't even have like a POS system. don't even know yeah if it got sold or not if they're like tracking their prices on pen and paper that's when you try the nice guy discount you don't try like uh a national chain that's owned by mcdonald's and then say that didn't work why don't i just try mcdonald's hey not. They're not owned by McDonald's anymore. Not anymore.

Really? Someone lied to me. Urban Myth. Oh, Urban Myth owns them? Urban Myth Co. Yeah, they own Urban Outfitters and Chipotle. No, I think they owned them for like five years or something, but they haven't owned them for a while. Oh, they're done now.

Fact check me on that, Twitter. Nah. Twitter. You know, Twitter will come for you if you don't. I hear. Whatever. For the record, I think it's actually the good guy discount Not the nice guy discount so maybe

That's why you're doing it wrong Go back to Chipotle Gunner was the one at least that he's the first one told me about it And he called it the good guy discount That just sounds a little nicer Like hey did you do the good guy discount I heard it from my friend Jeremy I saw him do it I don't know what he called it though

I don't know I thought it was Gunner maybe it was Jeremy We I saw him do it. I don't know what he called it though. Oh, maybe it was, I don't know. I thought it was Gunnar. Maybe it was Jeremy, but I'll get, we'll get him on the pod. Okay. Him, my grandpa, Dave, Martin Van Buren. Okay.

And someone else we mentioned earlier. I can't remember. I was thinking about this. What if, this is favoritism towards my family, but what if Hattie was the next guest on the Patreon recorded podcast? Sure. I mean,

we got to do one of these for the, every month for the rest of time. So, I mean, Hattie's going to get her time. She's going to get her due. Sure. I mean, we got to do one of these for the every month for the rest of time. So, I mean, Hattie's going to get her time. She's going to get her due. Yeah. So whenever. Dallas, though, thank you for the update. I mean, honestly, that's very impressive

that you went for it because, you know, there's other people around who can hear. Yeah. I would have never done that. Right. Maybe in a drive through. It's a little bit easier,

obviously, like we said, but face to to face or just when there's other people around who can hear you asking such a ridiculous question you know about the discount no i work here and i've never heard oh well it's a good guy discount you're a girl you have a promo code for that that's good guy one yeah that's bold sarah props to you um let us know i guess if you have any successes in the future okay one last voice memo hey guys this is melissa and kristen again oh we just want to make sure that i didn't convince you enough last time we're serious about this friendship thing so here's our proposition okay brad you talked about how you want free stuff. We don't have a lot to offer for teachers. So very unfortunate.

Education. We have priceless gifts to give. Yeah, priceless. But the one thing we could give you for free are some of our favorite children's books for Hattie. Sure. So send us that, Addie, and we'll get those right to you. Oh, I thought she was going to rhyme with Hattie. Totally.

Send us that, Addie, we'll get those to Hattie. Oh, Melissa totally missed out on that one. Sw a miss swinging a melissa my gosh no that's awesome um yeah there wasn't a lot for me there well you can read that she had 26 more seconds i feel like you could have thrown something my way leave another voice memo for next week look you know she's just the unofficial guest now. It's amazing how much he loves books. Like truly, I've never seen. I haven't seen that many kids in my life. Out of the ones you've had, though.

But my gosh, she can read books all day, every day. I really want that quality in a child. It's really my own. Yeah, it's awesome. Or it's sweet. My co-host child. Yeah. If not you, then your co-host.

Yeah. You don't want to get too specific on what you want other children to have. But my own children, I would like them to be able to read. I would love that. That's one non-negotiable. I'd really like them to know how to read. Know how to read at some point in their life. Hadley's the best.

Hadley Joe. Bo's pretty cool too. Bo's a beast. Bo's a beast. Beastie Bo. I think it's time to do Review of the Week Okay We got several good ones this week

However Switching gears Hello Maybe we'll come back to Or I'll come back to a review next week I want to do a YouTube comment Of the week Love it

Just because we've been getting a lot of them Our YouTube's slowly growing Week after week We appreciate it Sorry I have coronavirus So I have to cough every now and then. It's okay.

This is my favorite comment from this week's episode. Julie says, love this podcast. My 12-year-old son, Kyle, and she did a great job with the commas, Brad. You would love it if you had a computer. No, I read this one. It was great. My 12-year-old son, Kyle, and I look forward to listening to Jake and Brad every week. We've bonded during our car trips over listening to Ghost runners favorites are brad's jingles and jake's pickleball stories i guess they do have a lot i mean it's probably three this week hey yeah this is a good episode for her then our favorite saying of the summer is not bad with accent of course we found you can pretty much you can pretty much end every sentence with not bad and it's

funny love the podcast keep it up it's great to have something to look forward to every monday that's sweet yeah thank you julie oh man you think she goes by jules julia gulia from wedding gabagool gabagool soup of the day brad what is your review of the week uh my review of the week you've got it there on a piece of paper i have i have nothing all right here oh i'll choose your review and you have to. We'll do fill in the blank. You have to guess. OK, perfect. That's what I want. Yep.

I want the third one. OK. Oh, it's. Wow. It's a lot of favoritism here. It's Melissa, the girl who just left us the voicemail. She's the third one down. How do you know?

You think it's the same Melissa for sure? I am seeing a first and last name and they match. Oh, we got a perfect match. So, the title is Quality Soundwave for the Blank Holes. Ear holes. Not cake holes. Trying to trick you.

Trying to trick you. Okay. Listening to this podcast brings me so much joy. Nice. Two for two. It honestly makes me feel like i'm blank blank a bro date second third third wheeling wow that's good i was like second fiddle no that's not fourth plate home plate, home plate, third base. Every plate. Every plate. Go for his one.

But I'm totally okay. Yes, use promo code. But I'm totally okay with it because they make me feel like I'm part of their blank without even knowing my blank. Part of their without even knowing my. But I'm totally okay with third wheeling because they make me feel like I'm part of their blank without even knowing my blank. Their life? Lives. Lives without even knowing my medical history?

Testimony. Okay, testimony. No, name. Name. Medical history. I know her name. Testimony. Are both great guesses.

I challenge blank to find a more genuine set of friends with better movie quotes than these guys. Isaac. I challenge anyone. I challenge Espresso roommate Pickleball Isaac. It can't be done except for maybe. Oh, you're not going to get this one. It can't be done except for maybe blank blank and his crew. It's a proper noun.

She's saying the genuine set of friends with better movie quotes. It can't be done except for blank blank and his crew it's a proper noun she's saying uh the genuine set of friends with better movie quotes it can't be done except for blank blank and his crew it's first and last name like a comedian kinda except for an actor known for kind of having a crew adam sandler nice dude okay yeah when you said When he said blank, blank, no, not when he said, when he said the crew thing, I was like, he's like the one, it's him and Seth Rogen,

I feel like, that have like, crews. Kind of the boys that they stick with, yeah. But Seth Rogen, we don't want to be compared to him. Why not?

I don't know. He's not as cute as we are. Sandler's got a, you know, he's cute. He's lovable. Seth Rogen's kind of like, gross. He's kind of rough around,

not just the edges, but also the insidesides he's got that terrible laugh yeah rough around the insides um okay you passed great job p.s i listed them right before i took my teacher licensure test and i passed so take that as you will thank you melissa melissa appreciate the reviews thank you for all the reviews and the youtube comments i mean i i love those freaking comments they're awesome even when people are trying to poke holes in my red meat allergy or fact check me or whatever i don't even care we just want you to be engaged baby engage with me it's going to be a probably at least a year or two before i become engaged to a woman so at least you can digitally engage with me on the internet remember when i tried to predict that you were going to get engaged in six months. I was confident in that. I think about that all the time.

Gosh, I let them down. Not even close. All right. I lost a weight loss competition by a lot of weight. So it's fine. I let myself down as well. Oh,

but I got a lot of free Chick-fil-A this past year. Yeah. So if so facto, you're a winner. Okay, Brad, would you like to end this episode with a little jingle? Uh huh.

Which song would you like to end this episode with a little jingle uh-huh which song would you like to listen to uh maybe miss uh but Mr. Bubba Sparks Mr. Bubba Smarks Bubba Smarks yeah Smarts one of the Marx Brothers okay I don't know we'll see how this goes wow I have not typed a single letter right and I have a spacebar that works. Shut it! Stop! Okay, you ready? I don't know how hot this is gonna come in. It's gonna come in really hot. I'm pressing it. It's loading. I'm gonna watch your head. Oh! Oh wait, this is an old... Let's just listen to this. This is some old song called Miss...

Oh no! Let's just listen to this. This is some old song called Miss... Oh, no. This new boy. Hey. Okay, that was weird. Let me try to find another instrumental. Then again, that might be it. And we just don't... It's amazing when you take out the words how different a song is.

Because there's probably not a lot of melody going on. It's just... Yeah. Huh. All right, let's just do a new song then. That's going to be tough. That's fine. You guys got a free little sample

of Misty Booty Instrumental. Oh, let's keep with the... Flo Rida. Yeah, let's do... Good Feeling. I love that song. Oh, yeah. The Avicii...

Avicii. Avicii? Mm-hmm. See, in Spain, they always said Avici. Oh. But is he Italian? He's like, I feel like he's like Nordic, like Northern or maybe even Eastern European. Then again, definitely made that up.

Then again, he could be from Minnesota, I'm not sure. Let's see. First of all, rest in peace. He is passed on, but we can still talk about him. Swedish. Okay. They say G of each. They say G.

They say G. Okay. They say G. E-K-G. Because you'll need one. Okay. You ready? Here it comes.

Let me. Okay. Okay. Da-da-da. Da-da-da. Hey! Go, go, go, go, go! Ghost Runners Ghost Runners Podcast That was great.

You can listen every morning and you can listen to me and Jake at the same time. Ghost Runners Podcast Jake and Brad Monday morning everybody can listen on

YouTube, Patreon, and Spotify Jake and Brad, every Monday morning Tuesday morning, Wednesday morning, Thursday morning, Friday Saturday, Saturday, Sunday Hey, every day you can listen to us. We make the jokes and we tell you about our lives and we like to have some fun and we do some dancing. And then we have some fun with you guys because we love all our fans.

And we really enjoy just drinking pop together and fast food and debating what is white me and what is dark me and everything like that so please thank you for listening this has been episode 64 thank you for listening episode 64 j jj jay goes it's 12 30 in the morning but we're still recording this podcast for you thanks for listening y'all let's dance one two three four five six seven eight nine two eleven 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. Yeah. I'm going to stay in the shot.

Chew some ice. We could dance this song all night. We're not monetized on YouTube yet, so it doesn't matter. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. John Wall. John Wall. John Wall. jump wall jump wall you're saying i'm not vibrant just because i don't put something on my laptop man laptop, man? We do it. You think I'm going to go asleep after that, man? Are you kidding me, man? Wow. You think Greg's still asleep? It is 1230. Greg, are you asleep? Yeah, poor guy. As I was coming down here,

I was like, sorry it's so late, man. No, it's fine. Yeah, he's got a loud fan in his room. We got a lot of loud fans here, baby, after that one. Good dancing. We've never really danced like that on the podcast before. Well, we had a dancing competition once. Yeah, that was different.

That was forced. That was straight. I mean, we weren't even going to do that song. No. There's nothing that was not improv about that, guys. 100%. Wow. That's what we do. That's what we do here improv about that, guys. 100%. Wow. That's what we do.

That's what we do here on the Ghost Runners. Caroline, it's going to be okay because you know what? We're here for you. And guess what? The next dog you get is going to be pretty similar to the one you had before. Yeah. We're not going to let it out. Thank you guys for listening.

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