Ghostrunners - 70 - My Morning Moo Juice

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

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Someone I know, someone we both know had a dream about you this week, Brad. Isaac. No. Trisha Triplett. I don't love it. That was your second guess. Had a dream about you. My mom.

No, close. Peter Casey. Oh, really? Did he share this with you? Not, no. He said he had a dream that he died and went to heaven and all these angels were like chanting and this is real. This is what he told me, at least in the kitchen.

Yeah, he said like there was like EDM music, like building in heaven. These angels were like in on it. I'm imagining like a, I don't know, like a Vegas nightclub, like Hakkasan. Yeah, Tiesto was also there. Tiesto's here? Tiesto made it, but Avicii's not here? Come on. But he said right before the beat dropped, he said there was one angel that said, get on your feet.

St. Peter, get on your feet. Pearly Gates, let me hear you from the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. I know you're sitting at the right hand of God, but get on your feet, JC. That's awesome. I love it. So I'm surprised he didn't share that with you. It sounds like he just thought to tell me, but yeah, then angel himself said, get on your feet before the beat dropped in heaven. Do you think it was more like

a proper, like get on your feet? Like, or do you think it was more like, let's go? Yeah. I think it was kind of a, uh, like, uh, I don't know, like the, our father, our art in heaven. Get on your feet and deliver us from sin. That's awesome. Um,

okay. Let's get on our feet now for theme song. Episode 70. Here we go. Monday morning. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Jake and Brad So the Ghost Runners Podcast with Jake and Brad. Hey. Hey. Monday. Monday. Hey. Woo.

Brought the energy this week. How about that? How about that? Not once have I ever struggled to get through it because I have seen you do something, but that time I was like laughing hard at you. Oh, really? I just look over and the headphones are like in front of your face.

Oh man, if you don't watch us on YouTube, this is the time. I think that would be a good one to start. I never know what to do. I just try to get into the Bible. I love it. Whatever song you're singing. I'm not just going to sit here.

Next time you should just be like, that's nice, man. Good job. Good sing. Good sing song. Oh, heyad hi jake holy cow yeah i'm ready let's podcast uh this week you might have seen i made a little we talked about on the bonus episode but i made that little video for isaac his new machine the like spotify album plaque. Mama call. Yeah. Preview the jingle?

I don't know. Yeah. Anyway. But I got one of the best responses on Instagram that I've ever gotten from anything. Not in a positive like this is sick, want to buy one. But after like two or three slides of the video, a guy replies and just goes, I don't get it. After the whole video is over and then there's like a, you know, end slide that's like, if

you want to buy one, DM Isaac, whatever whatever he responds. I still don't get it Which I think is the the new like the best way to respond to someone just like tear them down Yeah, what they're doing. I don't get it. I don't get why you do this. Yeah, it is It's like way more rude than just saying like Okay, I don't really like this very much like like if you don't like it That means at least you're like, I understand what you're going for, but it's not for me. It's not my, not my style.

I don't get it. Just as like, oh man, I didn't know what to say. Cause like, well, there's nothing really to get. It's just like, this is a product that my roommate makes. Like, have you not ever seen a commercial before? Like how it's made? Yeah. That's the new reply.

I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get the decoration. Well, like you just put it on your wall. You can put it on a desk if you want, like propped up or something. I hear you, but I don't get it. Yeah. But why would I put it on my desk? I don't get it. Like what? Like, does it play? Does it play the song whenever you put it on your desk? Hi, sir. Welcome to Chipotle. Would you like brown rice or white rice? Oh man. What's this? I need an oil change. I don't. What's this? I need an oil change.

I don't get it. What? I need an oil change. I don't get it. No. Brown rice or white rice for your burrito. Brown rice or white rice. I need oil change.

I don't get it. A little bit more. A little bit more. A little bit more change. Not double though. I did a little bit more this week and it worked. How'd it go? I think it's going to work 100% of the time out there.

My new challenge is do a little bit more. Ask for a little bit more meat on your chipotle order just once and see if it will ever get denied because i do not think they will say no you can at least ask one time can i get a little bit more chicken i think you can always get a little bit more without going double there was somebody that went twice i don't know if you saw it on our instagram ghost first podcast but they went a little bit more twice they got granted it twice and they got a ton brita was. They got granted it twice and they got a ton. Brady was stopped. A ton of chicken. Yeah. I think there was more chicken than rice, which I've never seen before. Like in weight and volume. Yeah. Link times width times height.

Yeah. I don't get it. I don't get it. Okay. Well, what do you, what do you say back to that? You just say, what do you mean? You don't get what he doesn't get. Like, I don't do you, what do you say back to that? You just say, what do you mean? You don't get what he doesn't get. Like, I don't get you. What do you mean? You don't get it. I don't get it. How goes the table making biz, Brad? Is it real good? Oh, it's good, man. This was a busy, a different kind of like a big week for me. And without going into too many details, cause I don't, I don't know. I don't know if it's weird to talk about this that much, but I kind of invested in tables this week. Yes. Tables went public. They had their IPO. You guys know tables. TBLS on the ticker, on the ticker line. Yeah. This guy, I'll try to make it a long story short. This guy was selling this one table

for like a hundred dollars on Facebook. And I was like a hundred dollars for that thing. I could easily buy that and turn it and turn a great profit on that. If I just fixed it up, it was unfinished. And so I went and bought this thing from this guy. And this guy's like, actually, I have a lot more of these if you're interested in them. And I'm like, if he's selling them for a hundred dollars each, I am very interested in these. Yeah. And he, he counted and he has 124 more of them. And so I was like, Oh, that's a lot more of them. And long story short, I thought about it for a while and bought 124 tabletops along with like other things. Like, uh, like he had all these different, like a bunch of different wood and tools. Like he called it, he, he sold his business business to me which i didn't realize he was doing that you acquired a company this week yeah holy cow yeah

good for you i don't feel like i did at all when is alice custom creations going public um ecc will be public the it's a five-year plan for me it's a i can't tell you my plan yeah part one of yeah the five- year part of my plan. Yeah. Uh, but anyway, so I got, I have my, my garage right now is full of tabletops. I didn't get all 124 of them.

I probably, cause the other thing about this guy is so cool. He's like, I'll let you store them here indefinitely. And so I was like, that's amazing. Nice guy. Yeah.

Cause storage, public storage, poultry of the week, public storage. Okay. It's expensive. Did you know this? Never looked into storage. Like, like how much poultry of the week, public storage. Okay. It's expensive. Did you know this? Never looked into storage.

Like how much do you think, let's say a five foot by 10 foot, five by, I think they're like eight feet tall. So five feet this way, 10 feet this way. How much do you think that would cost? That's not very big. I'd say that should cost me $85 a month. Okay. See, that seems like so high to me.

Oh. I think, I don't know exactly how much they are, but I think it's more like 60 bucks a month. Oh, that's great. But like, that's so like, you can't even fit, I mean, you could prop it up or something, but you couldn't even fit your twin bed, maybe a twin bed. You couldn't fit a queen size bed in that, in that size, I guess. It's not very much room. Yeah. I just, I had the thought one time of like, maybe I should store some wood in storage. So I didn't have it all in my shed. I looked into it. I was like, no way am I spending this much money for this little space?

Huh? Sorry. I kind of trounced your, your number there. It is like an art, like, like, like,

like how much do you think that thing costs? And you're like, Oh gosh, I don't want to like ruin it. I really thought it was gonna be hundreds of dollars though. was like i'm guessing way under this yeah i know i already i already showed you my stance on it beforehand i should have been like hey what do you think public stores cost but anyway yeah so this guy's letting me store them so i'm i have like 30 of them in my shop right now but if you want one they're really cool they're like these

like poker tape some of them are poker tables some of them are just octagonal tables but they're made out of all these little pieces of wood put together so anyway and i heard through the grapevine that trey kennedy wants a table from you that's exciting yeah yeah i'll see if i'm gonna make one for him or not i don't know um you know yeah i don't know working with influencers working with influence you know how it is they'll they'll blast you if you don't do it exactly right you know on instagram hey everyone go to ls investigations a one-star review didn't get back to me can you believe it yeah no he's yeah so i'm gonna build one for him and his wife he's just got married and they're moving to a new house and well unofficially i'm gonna build one for him i have to quote him still so i'm gonna i mean i

seen how much he makes on those ads so we're going to put it up high. You've been watching those ads and now it's time you redeem it. I've made you $5,000. So now you're going to pay me $5,000. He'll understand. Yeah, absolutely. So yeah. Uh, tables going, people are wanting tables this time of year, which is, oh yeah. Early September. Yeah. Do you remember early September when we eat at the tables every night? Yeah. So yeah, that's, that's the latest man. What's going on? What, how's the video business?

The video biz. It's real good. Um, to be honest, I felt pretty mentally exhausted from a video a day. Yeah. Yeah. It's feeling pretty just worn down. Um, five videos, three podcasts a week for four weeks straight was a lot. Yeah.

Um, but I feel fine now. By the time you're listening to this, I've been to Yosemite and back. So I'm recharged now. Hopefully you'll, you've been to Yosemite. Yeah. Yeah. I got a little bit of an interesting situation with, um, flights are booked. Airbnb is booked.

Rental cars are booked. Vegas is booked. Vegas with Nick. No, Vegas. That's what's going to happen is you're going to get into, you know, you're all going to go to Vegas and have like this terrible, terrible experience. We get the heat exhaustion and Corona and a little bit of everything. Yeah.

Yeah. Basically, we don't have park passes. And tomorrow morning is our one day to get them kind of. Oh, it's your one day. I didn't realize that was like you said two days before. So but it was only you can't do it one day before as well. So you have to reserve your past 48 hours before your first day in the park. OK, so if we don't get tomorrow, then we can try again.

We keep trying. But ideally, tomorrow would be the day. Well, Yosemite is in like it's like it's like a suburb of like a big city, right? Like it's right outside of like L.A., right? Yeah, it's a suburb of like a big city, right? Like it's like right outside of like LA, right? Yeah. It's a suburb of all the wildfires going on. It's real close to those. So that'll be cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the wildfires don't have great public schools. So people move out to Yosemite. People go to Yosemite. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They commute in. Yeah.

They take the train in to the wildfires. They take the helicopter actually. Like while it dumps the water on the fires, they just get picked up. They just fly out of there. I did look up. There's a Yosemite pickleball group on Facebook. Might pack my paddle. Why not? Maybe. That'd be fun.

Hey, everyone, pack your paddles. Be paddle packers. Be YOP. Okay, you guys? Yeah. Dude, speaking of acronyms, the greatest thing happened to me this week. I was in tears. I was in literal tears laughing when I got this text. I was looking into buying something off the internet, off Craigslist.

Okay. I approached this woman digitally and was asking, hey, I would like to buy this thing. She said, I'll get back to you later in the week. She sends me a text that says, hey, I just wanted to F you before the weekend. I just wanted to send a quick F you before the weekend. And with context clues, I guess she meant follow up. I wanted to follow up before the weekend. Hey, just wanted to F you real quick.

Yeah, before the weekend gets here, I just wanted to send a big F you to you, man. Thanks, Tanya. Oh my gosh. I, yeah. Big F you. Yeah. Yeah. Just, just to start your weekend off right.

Just wanted to make sure we were having clear communication and an F you. F you to you too. Straight from me, Tanya to you. Yeah. How else does this woman use acronyms? Like what else is she using on a, on a day-to-day basis? What if she's like a, a funeral director? Like, Hey, uh, so I know it's going to be kind of awkward, but do you mind stuffing the father's urn? Oh, you do. Okay. So you're going to SCF you

real quick. Uh, she gets like, you're, you're good. SCF you. Okay. SCF you. Tony's going to SCF you. Everyone else do your job. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. It's time for the orchestra to go ahead and get started. So I need the SOBs over here. Uh-huh. Who's that? The strings, elbows, and bassists. All the SOBs.

Front and center, guys. All the SOBs. Yeah. Wait, what did you say? It's a funeral? Yeah. It's like, hey, Tonya, do you have your, um, uh, make sure to bring like cutlery for us. She's like, WTF? Wait, there's food? Wait, where's the forks? WTF slash WTF?

Yeah. Wait, there's food. Where's the forks? WTF, WTF. Now, how do I get to the burial site? Yeah, you're just going to go on down 95 and you're going to take a left and you're SOL from there. You're what? Yeah, you're straight on to lindsborg from there that's funny oh man i think the person doing the funeral also

at one point just just goes for it and they say uh this doesn't make any sense anymore? I love how we're sticking with the funeral. Yeah. Grab a bucket and a mop. That's a WAP. That's a WAP. What? What? What a predicament. Oh, what a predicament. What a predicament.

I spilled the food. Oh, it's a rainy day. It's a rainy day. Oh, yeah, yeah. So you're going to want to S-T-H-U. You're going to want to sift through the heaps of umbrellas. That's a good acronym. And then like, oh, yeah yeah rest in peace um jessica you know although she was

she was a thought like whoa that's not very nice to call her that well she's that tick ticklish hawaiian over there god bless her soul ticklish yeah yeah that's what she was remembered by hey i i gotta get out of here pretty quick. I'm LMAO. You what? Yeah, I left my alligator outside. I got to go. That's Tanya. That's Tanya.

That's Hawaii for you. That's what they do there. Oh, man. Yeah, if you've never been to a Hawaiian funeral. That's how they do it. A lot of acronyms. Yeah, people always talk about the New Orleans funerals, but no one ever talks about the Hawaiian ones. No.

Yeah, you don't hear about them. Because people aren't dying in Hawaii very often because they have good lifestyles. Healthy lifestyles. They live forever. Like Jake and his bride that are going there on Kauai. Not you, Jake. The voicemail last week. Voicemail Jake that wanted your Kauai tips.

Yeah. But I will go to Kauai, I think, with my bride someday. That'd be nice. My bride. My bride. But yeah, dude, I got that text on Friday. I want to F you before the weekend and then i caught myself saturday saturday was when i was in tears about it oh my god like friday i was like

this is hilarious and then saturday i was sitting in bed literally with tears streaming down my face by yourself by myself i don't know if that's ever happened before isaac walks in to be like hey man i just want to say i appreciate you had a roommate why are you crying in bed dude i'm about to cry now thinking about it oh that's so funny to me i just wanted to f you before the week it's so strong like it's such a strong did she have that was it were they capitals yes they were capitals and so that's what got my attention at first and there were like two or three other sentences about what we talked about yeah yeah that gave me context but i mean yeah for a while i was like you oh my goodness and i was confused at first too because i was also in the in talks with this company that i worked with before fundraising university uh-huh and so i thought she was like

working with them and so i was all sorts of confused when i first got this text fun do they do they call themselves f you yeah i talked to the like ceo or whatever he's like yeah kind of unfortunate acronyms on our part yeah he's like so we try to go with just the full name fun you or yeah yeah fun to you there used to be a friends university of central kansas oh yeah i know friends yeah but yeah they're just called friends university now of course central kansas why would you call themselves yeah i said no don't do that to yourself you ever seen the movie accepted yes the south harman institute of technology same thing i watched that movie not too long ago actually really it's pretty do that to yourself. Do you ever see the movie Accepted? Yes. The South Harmon Institute of Technology. Same thing.

I watched that movie not too long ago, actually. Really? It's pretty, it's pretty okay. Really? I was gonna say when it came out, I remember thinking pretty good movie. Yeah. But a lot of like people that became famous afterwards, mostly just what's the name? Justin Long and Jonah Hill.

But. Oh, Jonah Hill's in that movie. Good for him. Yeah. Okay. Actually, since you mentioned movies, I mentioned earlier, I was like, Jake, I have something I'm really passionate about, but I'm going to wait and talk to you about it on the podcast. That happens probably at least once a week where we're like, I got something to tell you, but we're going to wait on it.

Like same with the Cyclone thing last week. I was like, I can't, I can't tell him that. I'm glad you saved it. This is not like funny or anything. I just watched the movie Whiplash last night. Have you heard of it? No. And okay.

First of all, it's such a good movie, dude. I would really really strongly recommend it. It came out in 2014, so I know I'm late to the party on this, but it's about a drummer who attends this school. I think it's supposed to be like Juilliard in New York, but it's called Schaefer Academy.

It's just about the drummer. You know the guy on the Allstate or the Farmers commercials? we are farmers. Okay. Like the guy's like, seen it, covered it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, he's like the, there's like really mean teacher instructor guy. And it's just a very, very good movie. Like to the point where I saw it last night and at the very end, like I laughed out of excitement of how good it was at the end. Like I was watching it, like it got near the end and I just go like by myself in my basement watching this movie. And then I thought about it again today. Like so many times I was like, that was such a good movie. So good. It made you laugh. Like, yes. And it wasn't a funny part.

It was just like a, that was awesome. Cool. Yeah. So I yourself. Yeah. I mean, Catherine was it within your shot. So maybe I was being a little dramatic for her, I guess. But I don't know. It was genuinely like a happy, like I think somebody asked one time, like what is a movie that you'd like to watch or a TV show you'd like to watch again like you'd never watched it before? Like I'm jealous of people that get to watch that movie

for the first time. Wow, okay. It was really, really, it's really intense. So like I almost didn't know if I should recommend it to Catherine because I don't know if she could, like the guy, the instructor is like super hardcore like kind of verbally abusive not kind of definitely verbally abusive got it but man it's good i would really really recommend i think you

would like it it's a lot of music obviously but you like music i like music i've listened to it before anyway whiplash check in miles teller it's the guy from war dogs is the main character yes dude we're dogs if we don't get park passes and you're somebody you don't want to watch Miles Teller. It's the guy from War Dogs. He's the main character. Ooh. Yes, dude. War Dogs. If we don't get park passes in Yosemite. You guys want to watch Whiplash? Yeah. I don't know if it's like a feel-good movie necessarily, but it's so good, man. Hey, guys.

WTF. What? Whiplash the film. Whiplash the film. Let's watch it. Let's watch it. Let's get WTF. WTF, guys. Whiplash the film.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. What was the first acronym you said for STFU? Stuffing the father's urn. Oh, so I guess there were two funerals going on. I didn't realize. The father and the Hawaiian girl. I didn't even think about that.

Shoot. Well. Stuffing the father's urn. They do that in Hawaii to save money. Oh yeah, two for one. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, they call it

the Mahalo discount. No, everything there is called oh, Aloha. That's right. It has 45 different meanings. So I'm sure they have like yeah, Aloha funeral services. What does that mean?

Oh, it means death. You going to Aloha later? I'm not going to Stephen's Aloha. So I't need to bring nachos, but I am going to that Aloha, so I need to wear some black stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of confusing. It could be like a graduation party or a graduation party into death. Yes, you've graduated life.

You're in the afterlife now. Yep. Dude, by the time this comes out, it'll be three days before the chiefs start playing professional football i'm starting to get that'll make me laugh out of excitement right there starting to get fired up i've been watching a lot of chiefs content on my own recently yeah what are you watching i'll just like you know i need something to watch while i eat and so i'll just throw on like a 18 minute highlight of like an old game you know the texans game or just like a yes every touchdown from the 2019 season it just gets me gets me excited that gets me hyped no preseason game so you got to do

something you got to stimulate yourself a little bit how do we feel about the no preseason games how do we feel yeah how do you feel healthy I'm glad we didn't do it I didn't get hurt it was good for me um like I think I kind of like that in a way because it's like, you don't like the preseason games. You kind of get excited about, and then you watch them. It's like, this is so boring. Yeah. You never eat.

Like, I can't think of one preseason game except for my home. Yeah. First one where he threw like a 70 yard pass. That was like, Oh, he's probably gonna be good at football. Yeah. I think that guy might be pretty good. Yeah. That was cool.

Yeah. But besides that, like I've never never i've been to a preseason game one time and my dad and i left after like like halfway through the second quarter really just not exciting it's like this is so bad yeah yeah yeah but yeah football's here so exciting so exciting so cool i had my fantasy football draft uh this past saturday i was supposed to start at 11 which was already pretty late at night. And then for whatever reason, it got like pushed back. I guess if you do it through Yahoo

and you try to make changes too close to the draft time, it like makes you push the draft time back. That's a weird rule. It's a really silly rule is what we call it in my house. That's what you get for using Yahoo. Also true.

I was like, like once this happened, like we couldn't draft till 1230 at night or in the morning, whatever you call it. And I was like, can we just do it somewhere else? Like surely ESPN or some other website could do this. And no, whatever reason, no one else really had that.

Like no, no one else at least spoke up with me about it. So, huh? Yeah. We ended up draft. I didn't get done till like three in the morning. Wow. And then I led worship. I got up at like six for worship.

So I got like three hours of sleep. Are you tired boy right now? No, because I went to bed, uh, early last night. I went to bed at like nine, I think.

Good job. It was awesome. I, I pushed through the day in order to get through the night. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cause I was like, I could definitely nap right now for like three hours,

but I'm not going to. Yeah. So smart. Good job. Thanks. I'm gonna try to do that more often. Go chiefs. Yeah. Chiefs. We play the going to. Yeah. Smart. Good job. Thanks. I'm going to try to do that more often. Go Chiefs. Yeah, Chiefs.

We play the Texans. Yeah. If you had to be worried about any football team right now in the NFL for the Chiefs, who would it be? The Texans? Like, I'm so confident. Yeah, not the Texans. I'd say Ravens and like the Buccaneers maybe

just because we don't really know. Yeah, I just don't believe in Tom Brady. Like I really don't. I think he's fine. I think he's good. This might be blasphemy to so many sports purists out there. I think he's good, but I don't think he's like the greatest of all time by any means. I guess we'll see this season.

Yeah, I think Belichick made a huge difference to him. Yeah, he was working the controls. So that's the football segment of Ghost Runners. That's Ghost Runners football's podcast. Ghost Runners football. Anyway. I have

potentially a long story to tell, but there's going to be some good stuff mixed in between. Okay. And I'll tell it quick. Last week you mentioned,

I don't even know how it got brought up. Motorcyclist riding through a ball. Like. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What did you say? I don't know what the context was, up. Motorcyclist riding through a ball. Like, yeah, yeah. I don't know. What did you say?

I don't know what the context was, but yeah, like, like four motorcyclists at once or three or whatever, like riding all around synchronized in like one of those cages. Yes. So I have a story about that. Yeah. I have no idea where that came from. Why did I say that? Somebody comment below on YouTube why I said that.

Yeah. Because it was at the very end of the episode and I was like, I won't get into this now, but I saved it. So once upon a time, Brad, you know, I went to Russia. Oh, yeah. My friend, Juggling Josh, my YouTube partner at the time, we were headhunted by the Russian, you know, mafia, as you typically are. Yeah.

No, we did this act on MTV and they liked it there and wanted us to go on Russia's Got Talent. And so we went all the way to Moscow to do that. And how it was set up, it wasn't necessarily like America's Got Talent. It was like, I the way to Moscow to do that. And how it was set up, it wasn't necessarily like America's Got Talent. It was like, I think it was actually called like best of the best, you know, whatever Russian translation.

So they would pair up a Russian performer against an international performer of the same type. And then people would vote. Like if they liked the Russian one or the foreign one better. It seems so rigged. It doesn't seem like great for us. Yeah.

Or anyone not from Russia. Or even if you win, all the Russians are going to be so mad at you. You got to get out of town. Yeah. Yeah. So there was like a, there was like a gymnast there and there was like a,

from Russia and then like another gymnast from like Kazakhstan or whatever there. And like they went head to head. Those seem like the same thing to me. Yeah. So there was one from Kansas and there was one from like Nebraska. And it's like, I don't know the difference.

So we do a juggling act. Josh, if you guys don't know, he was like a world champion. Crazy juggler. He could juggle like nine things. We had this Fruit Ninja act where I would juggle some fruit for a little bit. Three fruit, nothing crazy. While he's juggling samurai swords. And so I'm juggling fruit.

I'm throwing them to him. And then he's like slicing them while he's continuing to juggle fruit it was decent that's pretty cool it was cool yeah yeah nothing insane but like definitely as far as joking about that and like you have to be coordinated enough to cut it and then not cut yourself yeah and it was one of those things like when you're up close and you see like a 36 inch samurai sword it's like well you have to throw that really far away from your body for it not to like slice you yeah it's almost like you need to be like really close to like appreciate it yeah um so anyway yeah we that was a whole other ordeal is like checking three samurai swords all the way to russia like getting that in the airplane and whatnot

what do you need these for i can see two but i do not understand why you need a third there's only two of you the uh so Josh when you're that big of a I think like kind of not circus performer like novelty performer

like he knows pretty much every juggler in the world who's at his level okay and so he's trying to figure out like I wonder who are like Russian jugglers gonna be that we're gonna go up against

and like he doesn't recognize anyone in like the casting room he's like none of these people are like jugglers I know like who's it gonna be and so we get to the day of like dress rehearsal so we go up into our act which is like fine we feel decent about it like it went well that was great they clapped and in russia that's a big deal yeah and we like what you do uh afterwards so then we're sitting in the

audience and they're like and next you know the russian challenger the ball of death and we're like this does not sound like something we should be competing against the ball of death. And we're like, this does not sound like something we should be competing against. The ball of death. And then we found out later that we were in the category, not of juggling, but of danger. We were just in the category of dangerous things. You brought some crazy exotic fruit up there, man. Yeah. Danger.

That fresh? Not in Russia. We don't have anything like- So they have two different gymnasts. Like, they didn't do flexibility for them. Yeah. Yeah. It it went super vague so the ball of death is who we're competing against and it is just it is so funny as just like this act builds and builds so it's just like this you know skin to the clad russian woman comes out there and she gets in this like metal cage and then like this you know motorcyclist comes in there and he's like doing laps around her

they got one in there they got two in there nowcyclist comes in there and he's like doing laps around her. They got one in there. They got two in there. Now they got three in there. So we're already laughing like this is just like insane. And then if it doesn't like already just like we're going to get dominated by this. The whole time there's been like this heavy metal, like rock music going on the whole time. Like, you know, it's like so intense.

It's so different than our act, you know, just and then you find out a man is then lowered from the ceiling like he's got like the straps on his back he's lowered from the ceiling with one of those like double-armed guitars he's been playing the song the whole time and there's flames coming out of the side of it i mean the most extreme act you've ever seen versus you guys who's seen the app fruit ninja well we did a fun little take on that and it's like it was just like whoa oh it was like mega death versus yeah whatever crosby stills nash and young oh my god it was crazy i mean it was awesome this is like swinging on the stage playing rock music with flames coming out of his guitar while this woman is like just like in there dancing around all motorcyclists going around her

it was crazy was that the one where you wore an apron uh that was mtv where i had an apron on because i'm just imagining you just on the sideline like kind of slouched over like in your apron and your chef hat or something like i don't think we're gonna win this guys oh it took all the pressure off though. It was like, it doesn't matter if we do as good as we can. We're not going to beat the ball of death. So wait, did you go after them or for them?

So we went before them. Okay. Okay. Which I guess is fine. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. Yeah.

That, that way though was like, there's no way this is rigged. They deserve this. These judges aren't rigged. Maybe the competition was rigged because it's like, Hey, let's do this versus that.

But yeah. Oh man. That's funny. The ball of death. Judges aren't rigged. Maybe the competition was rigged because it's like, hey, let's do this versus that. But yeah. Oh, man, that's funny. The ball of death. So is that I'm remembering more things about Russia. I'm just going to keep going really quick. I would like to know more about Russia. This is my one story I'm ever going to have from Russia.

We get done with our act and we've got some judges. One of them is like the seven foot two boxer. OK. And Russia, who now is like running for political office. It was kind of awesome to be next to a man that size seven foot two is very tall huge i mean like shaquille o'neal basically sized person yeah who boxes which is scary and pam anderson yeah was a judge she kissed me on both cheeks really the top top cheeks but left and right top cheeks for um which was cool okay and was she still pretty ish yeah she's nice okay yeah i went to a wedding with jessica simpson there one time she did not do too well in russia oh i'm sorry no just i just went to a wedding with jessica simpson like like i went to a wedding

that jessica simpson was at oh actually yeah oh cool and she just did not like once you got up close to her it was like your boots are not made for walking anymore. You know what I mean? Boots are made for the closet. Like she, she just, she, she didn't look bad, but you know, Jessica Simpson was like, Jess Simpson, Pam Anderson, you know, like anyway. Um, well yeah, she had probably a bunch of like state, you know, she was like camera ready. So she looked pretty good.

Yeah. Um, I would dare to say some of the most, um, confusing, just,, just mind boggling, like 90 seconds of my life came after our act. We were not prepared for this, but they we get done with our acts. We're kind of standing on a stage like ready to. I got a hair in my mouth. It's going to say what's going on. Sorry.

Yeah, that's right. I think I got it, I guess. It's because when you were bobbing up and down, the hair fell in. OK, so we get it with our act and quickly this like little PA is like got his hand on my pants, micing me up. I got it I guess it's because when you were bobbing up and down that some hair fell in okay so we get it over with our act and uh quickly this like little PA is like got his hand on my pants micing me up that's fine that's the least of my worries at this point because of what happens next so he's like running a mic up my shirt um but I think it's a mic but it's not a mic it's an earpiece so what they do they have like their little version of Nick Cannon like their host

so he will ask a question over the microphone in russian okay um and then in our earpiece they will translate it to english however there is also a live studio audience okay there so when i start to respond to his question in english they are translating it over the pa speakers to the live studio audience in russian immediately yes like you're talking, like doesn't wait till you get done with the sentence. No, no, no. It's like as it's happening. It was like with that speech jammer app. So he's like, so, you know, the equivalent of like, so can you tell me about that performance?

How fun was it getting to throw fruit at a samurai sword? Well, you know, this is my first time at it. Yeah. Cause it's like other things going on. Right. And then by the time he's asking another question, then more things are in my ear and then the russian judges are asking us questions a bunch and they're and pam's speaking english but the rest of them are speaking russian yeah everything's getting translated like three different ways it was the most perplexing like i purposely never

watched that act like it was on youtube because you're like i know that i look awkward as heck i i looked like yeah someone who oh yeah doesn't know what he's doing at all. Even if you're ever talking somewhere in English, obviously, with an echo, like even if you can hear your echo while you're still talking, like at a sport, you know, like an auditorium or something where you just hear yourself, that's distracting enough. Yeah. So I can't imagine having somebody else's basically echo

what you're saying in a different language and then somebody else bringing it in. Oh, that'd be rough. Let's, let's try it real quick. Okay. You'll play the part of me. Okay. Um, Jake, what was it like, um, getting to be the fruit ninja tonight?

Uh, yeah, it was fun. I really just enjoyed working with Josh and, uh, you know, I was kind of nervous about the fruit. But luckily, bananas were the hardest. And I got those two first. And that's what it was like. And then they're asking you another, like, it's like loop. It's like, doesn't ever stop. Probably it's never quiet.

There was no time to like really process what you even just said or like am i doing a good job what's going on what was russia like outside of that show like i'm curious i i have i have one image of russia but it's like it's like when james bond goes there and it looks really cold and terrible it's kind of it kind of lives up to what it was like is it like black and white and gray it was very gray really and i don't mean that super negatively it just that was my experience like food was kind of gray like just the sky was kind of constantly gray we went in april i think i don't know what that means for russian times okay but um there was we didn't really we were just kind of like stuck in this like little commune area and people would just

come pick us up whenever it's time to do something so we were just like we were quarantining basically in russia we didn't do anything yeah you wereined. You had social distancing when you got the interview. Like you didn't have, maybe Russia knew about this thing a long time ago. Oh, there's a conspiracy. Everyone's calling the China virus. Maybe it's Russia virus. I have one last thing. This will be good though.

This will give us something else to talk about. So I told you about the Kazakh gymnast. Yeah. First of all, she was great to talk to because I never met anyone from Kazakhstan. So I asked English. Yes. So I asked about Borat a lot because I'm like, what do you people think of Borat? She's like, we did not like Borat.

He said many lies about our country and they are not true. We did not like Borat. That was pretty funny. I like took so many videos of her. I'm like, can you just tell my friends what you just said to me? Does she sound like Borat sounded? Not really. Okay.

Not that much. Anyway, when we first met her, I still remember like making the comments, like learning like, oh, that's a girl like from Kazakhstan. I go up and introduce myself to her and her English was actually like really good. She had an accent, but it was really good. I was like, oh my gosh, your English is amazing. And she was like, oh my gosh, thank you so much. You know, she's like, everyone always tells me how pretty I am.

No one ever compliments my English, which is like, we're pretty like snarky like a thing to say but i could tell she meant it genuinely because it's like she's like blonde hair blue eyes from kazakhstan so i think okay she stands out oh yeah i was imagining somebody with like bushy eyebrows and dark hair yeah exactly yeah so i think it is pretty normal like all the time people just tell her how gorgeous she is oh yeah she's like no one ever compliments my english that's the new way to take a compliment yes anytime someone says like brad i love your hat thank you thank you everyone's telling me like how great my podcast is because i'm hilarious and can sing well but no one ever talks about my hat right thank you for complimenting yeah my clothes rather than just my beautiful custom-made furniture on

alicecustomcreators.com alicecustomcreatorsations instagram that means a lot like hey jake love love the way uh you look in those shorts thank you everyone is always talking about my jawline and never about my shorts i'm like i'm sick of it like i get it it's very firm like it's genetics it's not even me i chose these shorts thank you for choosing like showing my choice brad i think you are just so funny all the time. Thanks, man. I'm just kidding. Oh, thanks, man. Thank you, dude. Everyone's talking about how I outkicked my coverage with my wife and how hot she is compared to me. And finally, somebody complimented me in my humor.

Yeah. Man. Yeah. But I still remember that. Yeah. It caught me off guard. But I was like, that is, I guess that's probably pretty normal for her. I think we should start doing that.

It's a cool way to take a compliment. Thank you. No one ever says that. No pretty normal for her. I think we should start doing that. It's a cool way to take a compliment. Thank you. No one ever says that. No, we double down. And it's like kind of like a, maybe you could do this more than me. Cause I think I would just, it would be like a hitting on kind of thing to a girl, but like a girl you think is hot. Okay.

Be like, Hey, I'm sure everyone just compliments you on how pretty you are, but I'm not going to do that. I'm going to compliment you on, uh, your cool laptop you have there. So, so it's like, it's like, I'm not complimenting you. I'm not acknowledging this, but I'm acknowledging it by not acknowledging it. Yeah. That's good. If I ever get the courage to talk to a woman in public, maybe I could do that. Like, Hey, I think you're pretty. I know you go, I'll put it back on. What'd you say? I said, I think you're pretty. I think you're pretty. Put it over your nose. Okay.

That'd be funny. Maybe, maybe that's like a, that's what Tinder or some dating app should make clear masks so people can see themselves well when they're talking to each other. Like, like to like help pick up, pick up people. Pick up limes. Yeah. Pick up limes. Yeah. Have limes on each side and then just a clear mask.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. And she's like, um, loving these new face shield masks from at whatever company. Um, I, they're so comfortable. You don't even realize you're wearing them. And I saw that and I gave her the hardest time. I was like, there is no way, there's no way you're just like, you're like getting in your car someday and you just hit your face on this shield and be like, oh my gosh, I forgot about this thing. Golly. You know, equivalent of having this in this on like your head and being like, it's actually not that noticeable on your face. I don't even feel it.

No, I have no idea. Every time I look around, it's not even on my mind that it's there. No, seriously. Seriously, it's so easy. It's so easy. It's so breathable. And I can absolutely, I can show facial expressions. You don't even know it's there.

Show me frown. Show me happy. Oh my gosh. Right? It's so breathable i bet too yeah oh i gave her such a hard time and so then the next time i came over to her house she like had it out for me to try on and she's like you couldn't even feel it right you couldn't even tell it was there i was like yes i could tell it was there it's this massive shield on my face. 16 inch welder's mask. I'm going to notice it. I know I've gotten my glasses in the shower, but still like that's different. It reminds me of stepbrothers when they get the night vision goggles.

He's like, I love them. You could see at night. Best thing is they're not that noticeable on your face. Just like these huge military grade things covering your entire face. Oh my gosh. Anyway. That's good stuff. So if you're looking for a mask out there

that you won't recognize, anybody else won't recognize, that's the one. Get the face shield. Yeah. We have a presidential candidate clip to look at. We've gone back and forth a lot on the pod. Biden, Trump, Biden, Trump.

It's Biden's turn. Okay. Brad, I don't know how you found this one, but you sent it to me. Yeah, somebody posted it on their story. And I don't know how you found this one, but you sent it to me. Yeah, somebody posted it on their story. And I don't usually watch that kind of stuff. But I was like, ah, we do that on the podcast. So I got to check this out.

It could be a good segment. So let's listen to this and see what it's like. I don't know how new or old this is, but it doesn't matter. Here we go. Here's old Joe. COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years. Look, the lives, it's just, when you think about it, more lives this year than any other year for the past 100 years.

That's awesome. It sounds like... I almost feel bad. I almost feel bad about that one. It's like, should we not make fun of him? Like, what is he... He's saying that it's the... Is he saying it's the worst illness in the past 100 years?

Is he saying COVID's just killed more people this year than ever before? In the 100 years thing, I felt like it could have been a comparison to the Spanish flu, because a lot of people were comparing that. It was 100 years ago. Oh, okay. So maybe it's that. And then he just goes, look, look. Look. Look is the best word when you're like, okay, I'm kind of admitting defeat.

Like, look, like, I know I said some weird stuff, but look like, yeah, like one year whenever I'm arguing with Catherine, like she's totally right. I'm like, look, look, like that's like when you start in bargain with people, you know? Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, look, look, everybody, Pam, okay. Hey, look. Look. Everybody pound? Everybody pound.

Look, come here. Hey, hey. Come here. Look. Play that again. Hey, look. It sounds to me. The beginning, the first five seconds, you could just tell right when he knew he was going off the rails.

He's like, uh-oh, I'm in trouble. It reminds me of when you take the ACT, you have like this word problem and you're like, that didn't make any sense to me at all. Like, that sounds like how my brain is processed word problems. Like that didn't even make sense. I have like all my units mixed up, but that's how he spoke. I'm like, oh, then I reread it. I'm like, oh, I see what they're asking.

He was trying to like fill in the blank with all the words really quick to see which one made sense. And he's like, none of these make sense. I'm just going to skip on the next question. Come back. Cause that's an ACT strategy. His speech writer had like a, like a, what's called um i'm not i keep saying thesaurus no it's where it's like i need an adjective oh it's called mad lib mad lib yeah not mad gab where it

just like said unit of time and says like hundred years and and then look okay that was not the verb uh look let's listen to it again. COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years. Look. Right there. He knew it. It's just, when you think about it. Think about it. Think about it.

Guys, think about this thing that I haven't said yet. Like, I haven't completed this thought, but think about it. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like, once upon a time, guys, there was a man, just think about it. You know, why am I doing all the talking? I love that. You think about it. Like, like it's like, like we played this game actually at K country. So the camp I worked at was for the young kids, seven to 11 years. And so kids would come up and ask me and my friend questions sometimes Casey, and we would improvise and just go back and forth on it.

I loved doing that. I did that in college. And like it would, but, but with seven year olds, it never made sense, but, but they like looked up to you enough. It was pretty mean, I guess thinking about it, but they like looked up to you and like respected you enough that they would at the end, like after like literally like two minutes of us going back and forth about like the most random stuff, we'd be like, does that make sense?

And they'll be like, yeah. Okay. and then just walk away it was great does that make sense or like what do you think you know something like that that's kind of what he's he's like i mean think about it that type of humor just make it something up for or even like that i mean you're just dumb but i loved it so much the little instagram story you made like two weeks ago we're like what is that song you know it you know it it's rockets red glare is in the words oh that's so funny to me yeah right it's called like it says don't stop believing somewhere in there oh man i know at one point she whips her hair but what is this song called it's definitely like the theme of the song is whipping my hair. But what is that song? Does that make sense? Do you get it? You know it. You've at least heard it.

Yeah, the one that's like they're saying party in the USA. Is it America? I think it's party in the USA is what they say in the song. It's definitely domestic based party. But I don't know. I cannot for life me think of it.

Yeah. You know it. You know it. You were in college the same time I was. It was playing all the time. Or what about that song like where the girl just talks about like being 22 the whole time? Oh yeah. Remember that one?

Was it the same girl who sang the song about being 15? I don't know. Might. No way of knowing. No way of knowing that. You can't Google this. Yeah. You need to have someone who knows. Does that make sense? I mean, think about it. Think about it. No way of knowing. No way of knowing that. You can't Google this. Yeah. You just need to have someone who knows.

Does that make sense? I mean, think about it. Think about it. So, look, look. I don't know every song, okay? Think about it. Oh, man. Yeah.

We could talk about Joe for another 10 minutes, probably, but that's enough for him. Just in case he ever listens to the pod, I don't want him to feel that bad. That's fair. Or if Leslie Knope. Leslie Knope's, like, obsessed with Joe Biden. Oh, really? Yeah. And, like, she's, like, attracted to him physically? Really? And just loves, really? Yeah. And she's attracted to him physically?

Really? And just loves, yeah. Really? And she's pretty open about it? Yes. I'm attracted to Joe Biden. Yep. That's cool.

He's in the show at one point. He has coercive sentences. Cohesive sentences? Look, think about it. Look, hey. He's in, you know the show. I mean, look. Think about it. know, the show. I mean, look, think about it.

Like, imagine it. I mean, I was about to try to do an Obama impression. I've never tried to do Obama in my life. Never mind. It is cool that they all talk a certain way. Yeah. Makes it easy. One of those is voice memos.

Sure. Voice memos. This one is from Builderback, the CEO's daughter of Builderback Bears. Builderback Bears. Hey, Jake and Brad. I'm Down Boys' Nick Lachlan. Simeon here. Say hi, Lachlan.

Hey, guys. Simeon. Hey, what's up? Lachlan. We're just doing a little disc golfing. It's an I'm Down Boys thing. It's an I'm Down Boys thing. Nice.

So I was just thinking about St. Louis. My parents are from there. It's my episode. Nice. And so I was just thinking about St. Louis. My parents are from there. It's my favorite city. Big Cardinals fan. Love Bush Stadium. Everything it has to offer. It's a good size. Gateway Arch.

Good size. Good size. So I'm just wondering how you guys felt about St. Louis. I want your official opinions. And I was wondering what your favorite cities are and why. Thanks, guys. Besides Traverse City. I mean, we know it's going to be...

Traverse City is a beautiful spot. If you guys are ever up here, give us a ring because it's not bad. Just saying. See you guys. Say bye, Lachlan. Bye. Okay, see you guys. Say bye, Lachlan. Bye. Okay, bye.

Lovely guy. There's, once again, a lot to digest from the I'm Down Boys. I don't know why, but Lachlan just, he's my favorite. And I love that they somewhat treat him like a four-year-old in this voice of a, Lachlan, hey, say bye. Lachlan, respect, hey, put that down, Lachlan, say bye. Put that down, say bye to your friends. Uncle Jake and Brad are leaving.

Say bye. I also love the- It to your friends. Uncle Jake and Brad are leaving. Say bye. I also love the... It's an I'm Down Boys thing. Yeah. Frisbee golf. I don't know if you guys heard of it. I haven't. Yeah.

It's kind of our thing. Right. It's an I'm Down Boys thing to play Frisbee golf. It's like part of the club. Like, hey, have you ever thrown a disc golf? Disc? Before? No?

You're out. Because it's kind of an I'm Down Boys thing. You're an I'm Up boy oh man that's funny lachlan uh st louis i mean you've talked about it a lot on the podcast i was gonna say i think we've we've hashed out st louis plenty builder back where have you been you know i think jake has mentioned before that it's silly to take too much of a stance on anything but i will take a stance on this st louis should be nobody's favorite city. Okay. That's fair. I don't think that, especially if you don't live there, like Kansas city might be one of my favorite cities, but I would never, if I did not live in Kansas

city, I would never choose if I had one place to like, Hey, let's go vacation somewhere. Would not choose Kansas city. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Like don't be Dom. Like, like, like just, just like a objective, like st louis is not small enough where it's like a charming place to visit but it's not big enough to be cooler than chicago or new york city or traverse city or trap or tc yeah um so that's all i'm gonna say that's a good point i agree it should not be your favorite no one's favorite city that does not live in st louis should be st louis yeah that's fair okay I just yesterday, someone was telling me that they drove from St. Louis and they said it's an easy drive.

I would argue that most drives along the highway are easy drives. What do you think? See, I get why she says that, though, because it's literally just I-70. It's I-70 the whole way, which let me bash on Missouri real quick. I-70 from Kansas City to St. Louis is like so bumpy, or at least it used to be. I haven't been lately, but it's not an easy drive. That makes it less easy. But yeah, it's literally I-70 the whole time.

This is like, hey, I got to take like three or four exits. Yeah. What if you had to go from St. Louis to Omaha? Then you take I-70 to I-29. Yeah, right. Not an easy drive. You have to turn once. That's an easy drive. What to Omaha, then you take I-70 to I-29. Yeah, right. Not an easy drive. You have to turn once. That's an easy drive.

What about like, let's think. I don't know. My sister lives in southwest Kansas, and you have to go through a bunch of small towns, and so you're going from 70 miles an hour, and then you go through the small town, the highways, you have to go down to 30 miles an hour. Not an easy drive. That one's not easy. But I think my argument is anything that's interstatestate based is an easy drive interstate to interstate easy

drive like two major cities yeah it's a it's an easy drive that is like a funny thing though that people like convince you like they love to sell you on that yeah we go down there probably a couple times a year i mean it's just that's an easy drive says that all the time honestly she'll be like like where are you where are you from katherine i'm from sherman texas south side oh yeah i know sherman everyone always says that first of all oh yeah I know Sherman I know Sherman you don't you guys hear us from Texas it's like yeah yeah Sherman but oh yeah I know Sherman and she's like yeah how far away is that Catherine oh it's about seven and a half hours but honestly it's an easy drive it's I mean it's an easy seven and a half look it's an easy drive I've had hard drives

and just you know look it's an easy drive i will say though that i like there's like multiple routes to take to sherman and i always wish we went to interstate because i think it's an easier drive rather than going through those small towns because i i just like going the whole time whereas yeah through those small towns you have to slow down and there might be speed traps yeah not easy not an easy drive now i'm thinking about it once i buy my tesla then interstate's gonna be a really easy drive really because then there's i mean i'm not doing a thing dude i can't wait till you you do a video series okay called only yeah wait what did you say you can only record while you're in your tesla driving oh that's kind of

that's kind of a catchy that's kind of a catchy idea though yeah yeah because it's like it's like exclusive content like you have an idea but you can't make it until you're driving somewhere until i'm on the highway yeah wow that'd be kind of cool that'd be kind of cool the tesla guy tesla guy yeah i think there are a lot of like tesla youtube channels like people want to consume tesla content a lot oh it a, it's a fascinating car. I think I told you this already, but they came out with an update to the car that if you spent, I don't know how much it was a thousand dollars, maybe they could update your software in your car and it would make it go from like zero to 60 in five seconds

to zero to 60 in like 4.1 seconds. Yeah. Only from this update. Yeah. Not even not changing any of the pistons or whatever in the car. Like it just, just this, like the software update. It's so fascinating. I don't know anything about cars, but I know that that is cool. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you can't do that on a Ford F-150. I guarantee you. Yeah. Like you can't even really do that on a cell phone. You can't make a cell phone faster via software. You have to make a new

cell phone, right? You have to have the hardware for inside of it yeah yeah i don't even understand it but i saw that too i was telling gutter about it uh because i think porsche came out with like a fully electric car that could go zero to 60 faster than like the model 3 oh so tesla came out like two weeks later has a software update and now zero to 60 faster i wonder if they're just like storing up stuff just waiting for someone to beat them like they're like we don't want to release stuff too quickly. Yeah. Maybe. I just think, yeah, I know so little about cars, but I am so confident that like 40 years

from now we'll be like, it was crazy that we used to use gasoline. It was so inefficient. Your cars would break down all the time. Yeah. We'll be telling our kids and our grandkids about gas stations. Yeah. Seriously. Like, yeah, there used to be these places all like everywhere you went. Yeah. They had these places called gas stations and you had

to stop there and you had to do this thing. Yeah. I think like seven 11 and quick trip will still be around, but there'll just be no pumps. It'd be called just drinks. Oh yeah. We need to start now so that whenever the, the Tesla revolution happens, I'm serious dude just drinks no gas just drinks no gas all gas no brakes just breaks no gas just breaks no gas but break spelled eak that's a good idea laughing out of excitement again here we go oh yeah just breaks no gas just breaks no gas oh my gosh and people going to laugh at us for 30 years. We're going to hemorrhage money for so long. Yeah.

Like the USPS. And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, my gosh. Just breaks. No gas is doing great. Yes. Yes. BNG. JBNG.

Anyway, that's an acronym. Tanya would use the funeral, but we'll save it for 40 years from now. Yeah. So, OK, that all came from the builder builder back. And we haven't even answered this question. What are your favorite cities in US of a, I really like Chicago a lot. Oh yeah.

I'm a fan. What's it's nickname. What do they call it? Second city. When you city, I was going to, yeah, that's accurate.

Yes. Okay. Oh, what do they call it? Uh, they call it, um, the land down under.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's so nice. They named it twice. Yeah. Cause it's underneath call it the land down under. Yeah, that's right. That's right. These are nice. They named it twice. Yeah, because it's underneath Lake Michigan. Mm-hmm. Geographically.

Yep. No, they call it the Emerald City, I think. Oh. Take me down to the Emerald City where the grass is green and the cubs are not very good at baseball. I said you look pretty. Good night, Denise. Babe. Good night, Denise. Babe.

Good night, Denise. I don't know, Brainiac. It's your lawn, too. Let's just quote Hot Rod back and forth. Trash can? Hospital. I'm just green with jealous rage right now. This is totally serendipitous.

I like to party. Dave's a party guy. Okay, you like Chicago, though? I like Chicago a lot. Do you like their style of pizza? I do, from certain places more than others. Constantinianos? That's probably a story.

I don't know. You just say some Italian. That sounds right. I was like, I've never been to that one. Philip Antonios? It sounds like you're reading off a christening list as a Catholic church. Okay, we've got Philip Antonios. Esmeraldos.

Diorjanos. Yeah, Esmeraldino. Tino II. Tino I. Antoni. D'Antoni. D'Antonian. San D'Antonio.

Yeah. All those different places places how did you think of the Catholic christening list so fast that was amazing I don't know good job

thank you I don't know if there's a christening list but yeah if you're not on the list you should really go Catholic well that's Domi so yeah

no I don't think there's a list no I never seen a list you were thinking there's a list no you should not drink that kombucha we had the baby.

I don't know. I don't do it. I don't do it. I don't do it. Not when I'm working. Not when I'm working. Oh, man. Yeah.

Anyway, I like Chicago a lot. I feel like it's like the Midwest. Some people would be offended that people call it the Midwest, but I think it's the Midwest version of New York City. Yeah. I hear there's a lot of crime there. I've never experienced that because I just go to the touristy parts. That's probably not true. I've never heard of Midwest version of New York city. Yeah. Uh, I hear there's a lot of crime there. I've never experienced that. Cause I just go to the touristy parts.

It's probably not true. I've never heard. I've never heard of a murder happening at the bean. Those numbers are inflated. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Um,

but I've never seen a murder at the bean. Have you not when I've been there on a Navy pier and somebody just getting decapitated. I don't think so. Not when I've been there. Nope. Devil in the white city. So I think that I like Chicago a lot.

I haven't honestly been to as many cities as I would like to in the united states though what's the city you want to go to you haven't been to like i want to go to pacific northwest like seattle i've been to portland once but i want to go seattle i've been to portland when i was like eighth grade too so i i want to experience that again i want to go san diego san francisco uh those are the main ones kind of out west I guess nice yeah so what about you um I'm trying to that just reminded me I'm trying to figure out a way to tell the story appropriately I don't know it's too bad I don't even want to do it there's a coffee shop in Seattle that just called like Starbucks oh but you've heard okay you've been there yeah yeah okay no it's just it's called i think it's called

like biscuits and b words oh okay is what it's called so we went like this is intriguing yeah and when you walk in they call you names everything on the menu has that name yeah yeah yeah and biscuits on every single thing yeah they'll put biscuit behind everything and there's even like a thing on like their menu that says like if you're a gluten-free biscuit yeah then here's our menu and like that out of context i think is so funny like just like just making fun of someone just like if you're one of these like gluten-free whatever then fine you have this certain food yeah it was scary though so did they ever like nice nice in that's not a word but did they ever get nicer to you no

because there's a place in chic called Ed DeBevics. I've been like, yeah. And they are mean to you for a while. And then all of a sudden they're like, okay, we're nice people. What's it called? Ed DeBevics. That doesn't sound right, but I believe you. Okay.

I believe you. I really do. Okay. Yeah. I mean, maybe it's different than that. No, that's probably right. There's also this McDonald's up there as a big McDonald's. McDonald's. But they're nice. They're, they're normal there. They just have golden arches. So that's kind of cool. But, but that's St. Louis is so cool for their golden arches. Gateway to the West. McDonald's too. McDonald's saved me in Russia. Not to come back to that, but they had bone in chicken wings at their McDonald's there. And I did not like a lot of the other Russian food, but bone in chicken wings was nice. It is funny like whenever i go whenever i was in europe like mcdonald's is a comfort like to see to see

that golden arches really is like i know what i'm getting there yeah i get that yeah i get that i don't get it but i get that hey i don't so all this like all this food up here i don't get it so can i just get my oil change please moscow i don't get it but the golden arches that makes sense okay yeah yeah uh what's your favorite city my favorite city let's say what's your favorite city in the united states my favorite city united states is page arizona you've got antelope canyon horseshoe bend lake powell really all in the same city that's like has a population like 2 000 people yeah no one talks about it Cooper McCollum I still talk about that the Taco Bell we share it there Oh Phillips Eli was there it was just awesome this is the best Taco Bell ever

okay like just like a good view yeah but yeah seriously a lot of like really cool like pretty stuff to look at is in this tiny little city is that the place that has like that crazy the cave that Antelope Canyon the one that has like purple and orange yeah yeah like slot canyons oh yeah yeah it's all in this tiny little city it's so crazy arizona might be the coolest state i know it's a bold statement arizona arizona is so much cooler than i realized when i went there arizona is cool holy cow look at this place and it's got a city called surprise which is fun because it's like you never every day is different yeah surprise you wake up and some days people are speaking russian and you're like i don't know i don't get it other days it's like kazakhstan and people are like hey

nice coffee and it's like actually thank you so much for complimenting my coffee i was actually just having a bad hair day wtf yeah where's the french press where's yeah wtfp um but yeah i like Yeah. WTFP. But yeah, I like Page Arizona. It's nice. I was not expecting a small town. Yeah. There it is. It's great. One other voice memo real quick or long or medium. I don't know. We're fine. Hey, Jake and Brad. This is Abby from Troy, Ohio. Love the podcast. My sister recommended it recently.

I think she worked with Jake when you're at CannaCook. Oh. And I haven't stopped listening since. Good work. My question has to do with work as well. My husband runs a restaurant, and it's been around since 1935 and hasn't changed much since the 50s. So picture your classic diner. They serve burgers and fries, known for their milkshakes. And while I was helping out there this weekend, I was thinking about the classic diner lingo that you see in movies. You know, like at a truck stop or a diner, there's a waitress named

Flo. And she yells in the back like, burn it, run it through the grill and run it through the garden and put a pin of rose on it. I butchered that. I had to Google these phrases. You can Google your own. Anyway, or she says like, I need two

chicks on a raft and a cup of mutton to mean eggs and toast and coffee anyway i would love to hear your diner lingo for your favorite fast food meals you're good at analogies you're good at yelling nope you're good at yelling you're good at yelling that was a lot okay um hello abby hello abby's sister glad you're here um i i'm not even aware of what she's talking about. First of all, she's like, you know, the fast food diner lingo you see in movies. I do know it in movies, but I've never experienced it in real life. See, I don't even know what movies that's about.

Like, I don't get it. Like, I would imagine like a place like they go to in Seinfeld or the place like in, you know, a diner. Sorry, I don't know why I'm explaining diner to you. So diner, think of a restaurant. Like there's like these booths and then there's like one kind of like round booth like kind of a bar area the front Jerry's you know Jerry Seminole comedian he had a TV show yeah before yeah before he did that yeah He did this comedian like before comedians cars getting coffee, which you know from probably

Yeah, you go to these diners I Actually just looked up Yeah, diner lingo. I'm gonna look up diner lingo no i want i want to see if you can guess it okay a little um yeah translation what's what's nervous pudding mean nervous pudding oh there's clog in the bathroom uh-huh no it means jello or jelly oh kind of um on the hoof on the hoof hey i need i need that meat on the hoof. Let's get it on the grill ASAP. Oh, okay.

Uh, it's a type of, it's actually when it's, when the meat is cooked rare. I need it on the hoof. That's kind of cool. On the hoof. Okay. This one, you might be able to guess maybe sea dust. Sea dust. Oh, they want it with kale.

No, not quite. Cucumber, refreshed. Common condiment. Mustard seeds. Relish. Salt. Dang it. Is that a condiment. Mustard seeds. Relish. Salt. Dang it. Is that a condiment or is that just like a spice?

Let's ask the audience. They said spice. Okay. All right. Hey, spice. They said spice for 300. Was that good, Regis? That was not bad. Okay. For $500. Hey, Spice. They said Spice for $300. Was that good, Regis? That was not bad.

Okay, for $500. That's pretty good. Who wants to be a millionaire? We have Jake Triplett here on the game show. Jake, you're a videographer for an influencer. What the heck is that? Before, we're going to have this translated in Russian when you answer. Just FYI. Talk fast. Really? before we're gonna have this translated in russian when you answer just fyi talk fast really no one compliments your your accent everyone just talks about your nice

your nice blonde hair and your blue eyes i don't know um ask me more i'm gonna get one of these okay okay okay uh okay yellow paint mustard there you go yes um it they also called it mississippi mud oh that's kind of cool a hemorrhage hemorrhage oh workers that's pretty gross actually someone needs to file a workers compensation claim do you think that's what it says on here for real uh debbie's got a hemorrhage uh hr you you could get um hemorrhage and missive mud together oh tuna ketchup yeah um ew yeah i know after i was like oh i get it uh oh that's kind of cool these are fun drag one through georgia you'll never guess it it's for coca-cola with chocolate syrup. Yeah, that's even inappropriate nice Dude one time I went to

Sonic were you there when I was doing this right? This is a few years ago But I was just I was feeling a little just run down with my typical my cherry limeade my peach cranberry raspberry slush my yeah You know limeade with blue powerade, you know throwing in my regulars and I was like, hey, what are like? What's a popular drink at Sonic? There is me like talking to the man at the window. What's a popular drink at Sonic that like I probably don't know about, but like it's pretty good. Yeah.

And he said, you know, a lot of people actually get Coca-Cola with chocolate syrup in it. They drag one through the mud. Yeah. And he didn't say drag one through the mud, but that's what he was saying. That's subtext.

So I had it. Not good. Not even like. That doesn't sound good. And I love both. Yeah. Like that doesn't even sound good to me. what he said it. I was like no way I was like I would this is perfect because I would have never thought about that, but I love chocolate

I love coke this might be awesome. Yeah, you might have like found something and yeah, like I did not find something It tastes like if you put a bunch of chocolate syrup in coca-cola and like most of the chocolate syrup is at the bottom Oh, it's not even mixed. Well, so you're like, okay, you can't mix it very well. I'll put the straw at the top, which is just like tainted Coke. But then the more you drink, then the less, right. The less of a ratio you have. Yes. Then it becomes more syrup.

It's just not a good drink. Do not drag one through the mud. I think that it could be good if you did Coca-Cola with ice cream and chocolate syrup, maybe Coca-Cola float that has chocolate in it. Yeah. That sounds kind of nice. If you're going to drag one through the mud mud drag it through the cotton first yeah get the yeah get the cream in there go go for uh yeah go for a ride in the dairy patch first yes yeah that's

what i would do um okay um sweet alice is another word for milk by the way as well as baby juice cow juice and moo juice those are cool names hold on moo juice oh i just, and moo juice. Those are cool names. Hold on. Moo juice. Oh, I just need my moo juice this morning. Don't even talk to me. I've had my 2% moo juice. That's what I need. I'm making these like signs, you know, these days, like engraving these signs. I'll engrave you one that says, don't even talk to me until I've had my moo juice.

My morning moo juice. There's like all these people like, yeah, sip, whatever, repeat. Sip something, you know, all these different coffee yeah sip whatever repeat sip something you know all these different coffee yeah wake sip repeat wake moo juice wake moo repeat conquer the day oh man there's some good ones in here you're not gonna guess any of them though um i'm gonna really try this time i'm gonna think about it okay okay okay uh axle grease okay french fries nope dang it something very common though like onion rings no sorry something more common hamburger buns something that is in recipes forks oh um like almost every chili flakes that's that's your next one i'm gonna really try i'm going to really try with chili flakes.

Pepper. Nope. I don't know, dude. Comes from a cow. It's churned. Not moo juice, butter. Yeah. I think one last one.

You ask it and then people can comment on YouTube what they think it is. Do not cheat, though. Don't be that kind of cheat. Hey, don't. Don't. Nathan Cooley, if you're out there, I know that you're going to try to cheat. Just kidding. page cuco cuco i'll call you out page cuco manda murray some some of the regulars knack baxter knack

baxter would never cheat actually from what i know about knack he's not an astros fan he's not a cheater no he's not a he's not an altuve guy doesn't bang on the trash cans okay okay hospital um oh man pick a hard one i'm trying to think of a hard one that actually like kind of makes sense as well That's fair. Oh, this is good uh Sure shingle with the shimmy and a shake. What's that one? Okay? I need a shingle with the shimmy and a shake Mary Hey, Mary. I need that shimmy with the shimmy shake Pronto first for 1 million dollars What does shingle with a shimmy and a shake. Pronto. For $1 million,

what does shimmy with a shimmy and a shake stand for? Is it A, salt? B, ketchup? C, mustard? Or D, the right answer? Leave your comments down below. Yeah, let us know what you think. YouTube.com.com come to youtube watch

my headphones fall off leave a little comment around this subscribe we're so close guys we're probably so close might be a thousand by the time this comes out it'll be close yeah we'd love to get there it'd be super cool uh my actual diner lingo the only one i could think of was it when you go to chipotle and you're like hey can i get white rice with a little bit of brown rice oh you want the Derek Jeter? Sure. Okay. Sure.

Mainly white, but definitely something else thrown in. Yeah. Yeah. There's, there's a little bit of brown in there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I get white rice, brown rice, black beans, and a little bit of, um, teriyaki sauce.

Oh, Tiger Woods. Oh, the DJ Khaled. Oh, a little bit of teriyaki sauce. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen the word of tiger woods's race no let me look it up i didn't know that he's like four four or five oh really yeah it's a crazy word

i've never seen it anywhere else um okay it's not that crazy cablin asian cablin asian cablin asian caucasian black indian and asian really yeah that's why he's so good yeah he harnessed the powers i know he's like the final power ranger oh is that what he did well remember that he was cablin asian yeah there was a black one a white one but then there was that one who's just kind of like a hot like kind of light brown no one knew what he was no one knew yeah he's good at golf he's Mississippi mud the uh at the end of the every Power Rangers episode they would always like morph together and they would make this big thing it was like red Power Ranger drives it but then like yellow ones over here I do kind of remember that that's crazy that I don't remember that better because I love Power Rangers growing

up but I don't remember it very well but I that vaguely sounds familiar I think I had like an action figure and everything of it my parents would let me watch it, but I was actually on the phone with my grandparents this weekend and they were talking about like, remember when we used to let you watch Power Rangers? And I was like, yes, that was the only reason I even knew it existed. Yeah. It's because my grandparents would let me watch it. Well, your parents did not let you watch it.

Correct. Oh, really? But grandparents did. Oh, interesting. It went down. Wow. Over at Dave and Bo's. What else were you not allowed to watch?

Rugrats. Me too. Rugrats. Rude to their parents. Rugrats. Simpsons. That's kind of an obvious one. Yeah. I wasn't allowed to watch thatrats me too rude to their parents rugrats simpsons that's kind of an obvious one yeah i wasn't i was never allowed to watch that let's see i wasn't allowed to watch wwe

wrestling oh i had no interest oh i was like that looks so cool really i don't know why as a kid but i i now i'm like i don't know why people watch this but yeah as a kid i wanted to watch it and they're like you can't watch that that's violent would your parents let you watch um 50 shades of gray no it wasn't out yet but uh i tried to rent it from the library like i had to hold on it for weeks and they they finally came to my turn and my mom just took it for some reason i don't know i'm just kidding no uh no uh no i was not allowed to my parents were pretty pretty by the book with those kind of things i'm appreciative for it so which book um the the blackjack casino oh you you stay on a soft 17th they were by the book now eights i should split these right what does the book say what's the book says the book says don't watch rugrats and split your eights

that's how it goes oh man uh let's do a little review of the week except mine brad if it's okay with you is going to be a youtube comment of the week just because this one's As long as it's the one that I'm thinking of, that's okay. I think it will be the one they're thinking of, so I think it'll be okay. Olivia Guthrie says... This happened two hours ago. She said, I listened to the bonus episode with Isaac a few days ago, and you guys. It goes on record as one of my favorite Ghostrunners episodes of all time. I laughed so hard, and I listened to it twice through in one day because it was so good.

I think Isaac needs to come on the pod more in the future for sure. Everyone should go on Patreon and listen to it if you haven't yet. That sounds like we paid her, but we didn't. Yeah, that was free of charge. Right. It really was a great episode. Like I laughed a lot. Like I don't show Catherine, I don't know, maybe for better or for worse, very much stuff

that I post on Patreon. I'm like, what if she's like, Brad, don't put that out there. But I, I was like, you have to listen to this episode. Yeah. And we like, we were coming home from a date night. My mom was watching the kids and like, we purposely drove around longer. Cause I was like, you got to keep listening. It gets, cause by the end of it, it truly does get so funny.

Oh my gosh. I truly was so impressed by isaac so that's the thing is i don't even say anything funny like i'm just laughing at you guys the whole episode it's awesome yeah it was good those those are always interesting like the the guest ones because we don't know how i mean we obviously interact with the people that we've done it with plenty but not on a podcast and it is a different vibe it's a different vibe it's different recording yeah there's more pressure he He did great. He delivered. Brad, what is your review of the week?

My review of the week comes from Merspreg. She says, thankful for this podcast. Oh. So I've did. So I've did. Never mind. New review. New review.

So my new one is from DJ Lucas 4. It says, awesome. No, I'm just kidding, DJ Lucas. You did a great one, but thank you. So I did a crazy thing and stopped watching TV. So podcasts have become a source of entertainment for me. TV turnoff week, maybe for her. Oh, dude. Remember that?

Dude, I remember there was one time I cried to my mom. I was like, I want to watch TV. Arthur and DW are going to be on 30 minutes. I got to know what they're up to. I was, I was so sad. That's so silly. And now it's like, like, I don't know if I could do that. I think I could turn off TV, but I think I would always want to do something on my phone

video wise or something. It would be hard not to like watch something on your phone on YouTube. So you can just watch a 30 second thing real quick. Yeah. Or like check your Instagram. Oh, there's a video on there. I can't watch it. Like TV turnoff week was like the original, like stay at home guys.

Like we can't force you to do this, but like, please. It would be better for everyone, we think, for you to do this. No, it was more like a figure out how to play, like do other things. Like, I don't know. Yeah, well, I feel like it was just like an initiative, like, hey, don't like just sit around and watch TV. Right. You don't have to, but like.

Play 60. Yeah. Yeah, all those things. It was the original, the stay at home order. My mom was so good at like telling me like things like it was almost it was annoying at times but she would like i'd be like oh i just don't have anything to do and she'd she'd rattle off 50 things i could do really oh yeah she always had a and honestly like looking back there were good ideas it wasn't just like

go scrub the toilets it was like really fun things I could do. And I'm like, yeah, I don't want to do any of those things though. So you could start a company called just drinks, Brad. I don't want to start just drink mom. I'm telling you, we're 15, 20 years away from that. We have mood juice in the fridge. I don't want to start a company. Just drag it through the mud, drag it through Georgia, whatever. Um, so I've did a crazy thing is I've watched a TV. So podcasts have become a source of entertainment for me. Found this one through hearing Jake on correct opinions and now DLGB um so i've did a crazy thing is i've watched tv so podcasts have become a source of entertainment for me found this one through hearing jake on correct opinions and now dlgb do less god bless

is the full name of the podcast check it out leave a five-star review if you'd like um and i've always enjoyed him on trey's podcast of course he's the best part by far on that podcast my gosh the other co-host buys tables from my co-host yeah that's true's true though. He's a client of mine, so he doesn't like how woody they are though, he says. So he found them, enjoyed them on Trey's podcast. Then to find out, this one comes out on Mondays. I get good, clean, fun comedy three days a week.

Brad, I think you're awesome. Thank you. Wait, were there commas and all those adjectives? No, I just actually did them in the wrong order and so I had to like fumble over my words a little bit. I get good, fun, clean comedy three days a week. Brad, I think you are I had to like fumble over my words a little bit. I get good, fun, clean comedy three days a week.

I think you are awesome and seem like a great dad, husband and friend. Wow. Thank you. That's my goal. That's it to be genuinely. It is. So I don't get it.

Wait, like you're married to the same woman. You're the rest of your life and you keep the kids too. Like no matter what she does, you just love her. I don't get it. It sounds pretty unconditional i don't know yeah i'm not into that like what's your prenup say about that no not even when you

when she's in a coma yeah did you not hear the the song we want prenup we want prenup i can't get it through this sorry i'm gonna shut up now to be honest when i went to follow you guys at insta i 100 expected brad to have a beard and more of a lumberjack look dang i i would love for me to look like that honestly like the guy in hometown i love that guy brad i love you're so funny thank you everyone is always talking about my lumberjack look thank you everyone's talking about how i have a baby face instead of a lumberjack look everyone's talking about like why can't you grow a beard like every other woodworker in the world no um he's why why they ask i don't know especially now realizing the picture of your podcast has no facial hair but anyway thanks for using your joy

and fun perspective on things in everyday life to bring laughter and relatability to mind god bless what did they say about me that was all of us at the end there, I think. Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. All two of us. Yeah. All two of us. Yeah, nice. We're not cheaters, though. You either. Commenting. Don't ruin it for everybody else. Yeah.

If you do, you're blocked. I'm a huge believer of that. And when you play the games like Black Magic or the Um Game. Yeah. Hat game, hat game, hat game. Yeah. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. Whoop.

Yes. Dude, like if you don't get it, sorry. Sorry. You don't get it. Be smarter. If somebody gets it, do not tell that person. No, no, no. Don't even have to watch the third inning.

Shut up. Yeah. Shut up. Shut your mouth. Kelly Clarkson wins. Ah! You're kidding. Yeah, exactly.

All those people are the worst. So thank you for the reviews guys genuinely also i love those types of games you me too i break those out you have a go-to time you break them out because i do just road trips i guess in line at roller coasters that's when i wait that's a good one you guys wanna play a game yeah let me introduce my friend johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny below if you got it. Or the Cities one. That's my favorite one. It's so hard to find other people

who know how to do the Cities game. I think you taught it to me. That would make sense because I probably needed a friend. No, I figured it out. Did you? You were the one that introduced me to it. I love that one.

No, of course you did not teach it to me. I would disown you if you just told me the answer. Well, I could have seen myself being like, hey, I need someone to play this with, with these people. Oh, it's such a good one. Do, do an example right now.

Do not say below. If you understand it, just give your own example. Yeah. Don't say how it works. Okay. So the, the, this is somebody we're doing a riddle on the podcast. We're doing two. Um, okay.

So it's like a, the, the model, the sample is like like that i went on a road trip and brad is going to tell me somehow where i started okay so let's say first i first place i traveled to is i drove to lincoln okay and i stayed there i-29 or um easy drive it was an easy drive i'd rather not say which highway but it was an easy drive okay tesla i drove to lincoln and i stayed there for one night then i flew to knoxville easy flight it stayed there for two nights then i drove again to rochester stayed there zero nights just kind of pass it through just like say i ate dinner whatever and then i walked to seattle where did i start wait you say you drove to rochester drove to rochester you started in los angeles that's correct they were supposed to guess but remember that i thought i was like showing them oh crap i

don't let's start this episode over okay okay from the top from the top. From the top. Make it drop. Okay. No, now we'll do one where they have to guess. Okay. That was good. That was actually smart. No, no, that was smart. Yeah, because now they know. Yeah. Okay, second one.

I'll go quick. This one, first place I went is I swam, because it's in Europe, to Manchester. Stayed there for one night. Beautiful town out here. Beautiful this time of year. Then I drove back to Gat gatlinburg stayed there for three nights then i walked to charleston that was it where did i start you guys where did i start okay got it i'm not gonna say it because i'm not that guy apparently i was for the first one

cover your mouth cover your arms and tell me cover your oh i'll just get a shield yeah yeah put a shield on got it got it yep you guys see it on instagram gosh we're stupid okay we're rambling just kidding we got a jingle to do brad would you like to end this episode with a jingle yes we got another fan fan submission subscriptioncription? We got a fan sub. And this is a good one. Shout out, Kirstie Swick. You ready? I'm ready, baby.

You guys ready? Hey! You guys ready? Go, go, Ghost Runner. You sound just like Billy Ray. I'll try. Yeah, we're gonna part all day. We're the Ghost Runners.

We're gonna ghost till we can't no more. We're gonna part all day. We're the Ghost Runners. We're gonna ghost till we can't. We got big. Isaac up the stairs. Beagle under bed. Make tables and chairs. Stocking cap is on my head.

Massaging his scalp. hair is a little reddish jt's on my left texting about a foot fetish everybody wants more katherine don't forget the children we're all here for beau and hattie One time for Big Daddy No weather app that works Use God's magic to pray Shut up about the sun Two hoist memos, hey break Sweating out in pee ball Platonic ping pong booty

Call some poultry saying rural Y'all oranges on the shower wall That's the freaking truth Cheese Shout and get on your feet Five-star reviews say that's the cheese Shout and get on your feet Yeah, we're gonna part all day

We're the Ghost Runners We're gonna ghost till we can't no more We're gonna part all day We're the Ghost Runners We're gonna ghost till day with the ghost run ups We're gonna ghost till we can't no more Mic up, ice cup, living paid to make puns Saved a lot of money, baby steps and free chicken

My baby's gotta have it, gardening, Kenfrey clean pro now Riding down KC and I already bagged my dough now Got no stress, Jake's been through all that He's a comedian with some drive-thru hacks Wow. We're gonna ghost till we can't no more. We're gonna part all day with the Ghost Runners. We're gonna ghost till we can't no more. That had some bars in it. Go Ghost Runners. Yeah, it did, man. Go, go Ghost Runners.

Jake and Brad. Livery Monday. Monday, Monday, Monday. Did your own echo. I know. What do you think? Still sends his own proxy. I bet people couldn't figure. Still sends a proxy.

He does his own echo, though. Oh, yeah. There were some good bars. Good bars. There was some in there that really surprised me. I did not proofread the lyrics beforehand. I was just listening to him live. Some honest reactions.

That was sweet. Thank you, Kirstie. That's two in a row of people who have written us full songs. That's crazy. Just think about that. I don't know how this is going to come across, but we are so normal. We are normal guys.

We live in Kansas, and because we chose to start having our conversations on microphone, now strangers across the country are writing full songs for you to sing to them so that they can listen to it in their car. Like, that's just such a wild, like, how did we get here? What is happening? Who do we got here?

That is so crazy. It's so awesome. It is. It's the magic of the internet. Thank you, Al Gore. It's God's magic. Right. Absolutely.

God's magic to pray. Thank you, Al Gore. And thank you guys for listening. It's God's magic. Right. Absolutely. God's magic to pray. Thank you, Al Gore. And thank you guys for listening. It's been episode 70. Yeah. Check us out on YouTube. Subscribe. We post clips on Instagram, some stories, some quotes, bonus content on Patreon as well.

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