Ghostrunners - 73 - Amish Jams

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

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Hello, Brad. Hey, man. It's another podcast episode. Last week, I talked about, you know, I went to this wedding. Sarah Lewis was like, oh, my gosh, I'm actually staying with some friends who know you and like they love you. They listen to you. And I last week on the podcast was like, so shout out Joy.

Like, thank you. Like, that's her name. Yeah. Joy in the heart. So I met Joy this week, ran into her on the sand volleyball courts. No. Here's the thing. Not a No. Here's the thing. Not a her.

Name's not Joy. Oh. Guy's name. Joey. Joe. That's what happens at a wedding, though. Yeah. Yeah.

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she told me she saw you at the wedding i was like so is your wife's name joy he's like you're trying so hard to figure out like no i don, no, I don't believe you. No, because that would mean you're Joy. You're like looking around for cameras. Like, are we unpunked? Who have I got here? What's going on? And anyway, I look forward to...

But at that point, it was Sunday night, so the episode hadn't even come out yet. So I'm like, dude, I'm sorry. You're going to hear something on the podcast tomorrow. I really thought your name was Joy. I think we just call him Joey. And we just kind of like. Joey.

Yeah. Hey, Joy. Joy. Joy. Hey, Joy. That's close enough. That's great. Well, hey, next Sunday night, you can come with me to play volleyball.

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Brad, you've got a trophy in front of you. Tell me about this. What's going on? Michaela Stiles and her, oh, her husband's name is Joey. Joey? Mr. Stiles. Mr. Stiles. Luke?

I'm going to say Luke. It's a biblical name. luke or joseph or something uh ezekiel yeah nim nim nim nim just nim i think it's short yeah um sent us this awesome trophy says ghostrunner's sexiest podcast in kansas and uh spencer's gifts you know five dollars so i'm just gonna put it here like michael Scott does. And we're so thankful for that, that I got in the mail today and I was like, this is perfect. I'm not going to tell Jake, I'm not going to post it on anything. And so just said, check this out.

What a fun little surprise. I showed that to Catherine. It's classic Catherine, like classic Catherine's just like, like kind of downplays or like doesn't react the way I ever want her to. Like I showed her and she's like, what is that? You know, like she wasn't just like, no way. That's hilarious. Like clearly it's a joke.

She was like, so who gave you that? So is that from the kid city star? Like how did you win this? How'd you get that? It's like, well, somebody clearly sent it to us. I was FaceTime with her today. Cause she's in Texas. So I'm a bachelor this week.

Anyway, all week long. All week long. Yeah. Anyway. All week long? All week long. All week. Yeah. Yeah, her whole family, we were down in Texas this past weekend, and her whole family, like, caught something. I know, classic, is it the coronavirus? Is it Ebola?

No, it's not the coronavirus. They just had, you know, sore throats and fevers the whole time, and I don't know. No, they did have sore throats, but her mom thinks she has strep. And so, like, my whole family was like, like their noses were all running. I was just like sitting there like fine. And I was like, I should probably leave before I get this thing. I feel actually better than normal. And Catherine's immune system is 20 times better than mine. So that's not. She strips her clothes, you know what I mean? Like, so I don't know. It's just inevitable almost like it's common, but I I've been fine. And so here I am.

So anyway, yeah, I'm going to probably go down and pick her up from quarantine, you know, in a couple of weeks or something. I don't know. Huh? Not really. Probably Monday or Tuesday. That's kind of crazy. During a pandemic, they got strep throat also in the summertime in Texas.

It just seems like none of those things should be happening to them. To be fair, I don't know. Her mom claims she knows what strep throat feels like. She did not get tested for strep throat. She just woke up with a really bad sore throat this morning after multiple days of bad sore throats before that. And so she's like, I have strep throat. It's like ESPN is reporting her questionable with strep throat.

Questionable is like 30% chance of rain. It's the same people that say questionable are like, yeah, it might rain. It's like 30% of rain like you know it's the same like the same people that say questionable or like yeah it might rain it's like 30 chance definitely could that way if they play it's like yeah he's questionable he's probably yeah but if it if they don't play it's like yeah he's yeah we were questioning the whole week yeah we didn't know the whole time he was gonna play oh so anyway yeah so katherine's family is in recovery they're in remission in remission yeah let's hope so. How was Texas? Good times?

Yeah, it was great. It was pretty chill. It always is. You know, she lives kind of out in the country, and I don't know, pretty chill. We watched a lot of sports. Her dad and I did. A lot of good sports on TV. Like watched a lot of, oh, like NBA Finals?

NFL? NBA Finals. He's a big golf guy, so we watched the U.S. Open. We watched NFL. Yeah, multiple. He had the Red Zone as well golf guys who watched the U S open watch NFL. Yeah. Multiple. He had the red zone as well. And so loved watching red zone with them. But here's a story actually.

So he's a big Cowboys fan. Okay. And, Cowboys came back from that crazy deficit. Yeah. It's a crazy game. Yeah. Awesome.

It was, did you hear the stat of like the Falcons are the only team to score 39 points or more with no turnovers and lose in like 433 games, like 433 other times the team always wins. And they're the one team that's given up. So anyway, he's a big Dallas fan. And so we were flipping between the red zone and the Cowboys,

but it was classic, like old man, like 60, you know, 60 years old. And then his dad's like 90 years old over here. They were both asleep. Like they both fell asleep and they,

but they fall asleep like for like 10 minutes at a time. And they wake back up. Um, and so it's always, I they fall asleep like for like 10 minutes at a time and they wake back up. And so it's always, I'm guessing how the Falcons get the ball. It's like, well, you gotta sleep for 10 minutes. A lot has happened.

Sometimes they'll wake up though and be like, so into it right away. Like, Oh, what a pass. I'm like, how'd you do? How'd you do?

Michael, when he's like, Oh, sorry, I fell asleep. Oh God. Wow. Oh, I was asleep. What exactly so um so anyway like but uh the first slate of games on sundays is usually like 10 games right and then the afternoons are like three or

four games and so yeah red zone is so fun for those first 10 games because like going back and forth especially at the end like all these games are so close and so it was like getting to that point and he woke up and he wanted to check on the cowboys game and so he flipped it over the cowboys game and he fell back asleep and he's on the couch laying there and i was like maybe i can go get the remote and i look over and the remote's like just directly on his crotch like like there's no way i can get that thing but i want to be like what is going on in these other games like go get some tongs from the kitchen or something go play the claw game with jaws of life over there yeah uh but thankfully the cowboys game became like the most dramatic game of the day so i was watching you were watching india yeah ending of it but um anyway yeah texas was

good i saw the highlight of did what were the announcers saying when the falcons didn't jump on the onside kick dude i, I know. What was that? I couldn't, I don't know. It was amazing. It was like, it was like, they all just went brain dead all of a sudden,

like for this, like, yeah, the spinning kick that was like, just go get it. Oh, I felt so bad for those guys. Cause it was just like,

it wasn't just one guy made a mistake. It was like three. Yeah. They were like, just go get it. Yeah. I don't know. That's how they should start doing the onside kicks from now on though,

because I don't know. They get a chance at least it was cool um but anyway lots of fun football i bet on sports for the first time this past week and it was not fun i i bet on the chiefs because they were only favored by nine points against the chargers and i was like the chargers stink the chiefs are amazing we're going to win by more than nine points. Yeah. We did not. And it was not fun. It was so not fun to watch the Chiefs. Even when they won, it was like, yeah, but I lost some money on this. They didn't cover the spread. Yeah.

I saw that, what's his name? Big Cat from Barstool, from Pardon My Take. He tweeted almost exactly what you had texted me. He was like, I bet against Tyrod Taylor, not this guy. Yes, Tyrod Taylor is so mediocre. Justin Herbert comes in. Yeah, no one was planning on him being the quarterback. And he a stud it's funny we were talking about like herbert like what is this guy pretty good and he like ran over one of our linebackers yeah as a quarterback but

concussed our linebacker herbert's his last name so oh yeah you know so he all well attended yeah yeah it was herbert as a first name uh-huh no yeah we stick by our stance that herbert as a quarterback for a first name no chance yeah bet against we stick by our stance that herbert as a quarterback for a first name no chance yeah bet against him bet against him every time anyway i don't think i'm ever gonna bet on sports uh i'm gonna say i'm gonna say that i'm gonna never bet on sports again but i'm gonna bet on sports again but i don't want to yeah it was it was not fun especially on your own team because you feel like you know the chiefs so well and so you're like i know no no i know it's gonna be no they'll be good and then i had you know my other friend scott. And so you're like, I know, no, no, I know it's going to be, no, they'll be good. And then I had, you know, my other friend, Scott was texting us too. He's like,

dude, but the charges always play the chiefs close. And I'm like, shut up. Where were you last night when I was making this bet? Oh, I could have told you that dude. Then he was like, my dad always told you don't bet on sports. And I was like, don't bring your dad into it. Don't talk about your dad. Don't even talk about dawn right now i bet on the sports one time i was in las vegas for a bachelor party this is like 2014 2015 i think when the royals were really good yeah and so i wasn't watching the game but i was like i'm in vegas yeah i'm just gonna bet on the royals to win and then didn't watch the game and just cashed in later and won it was great yeah very low stress yeah actually there's way more gosh um so yeah it was good

and then this didn't doesn't technically count as betting on sports, but the day the Chiefs won the Super Bowl was such a good day. 65 degrees in February, playing football outside. The Chiefs won the Super Bowl. We go out to Westport. We hang out. And they were like, you know what makes it even better? Let's go to the casino. And then I lost like $100.

Yeah, we did. But it didn't matter. The Chiefs won. It kind of mattered. Yeah. Yeah, kind of. It kind of mattered. It would have been a really good day.

Have you listened to the new Justin Bieber song? Hallelujah. Is that what it's called? Kind of. It kind of mattered. It would have been a really good day. Have you listened to the new Justin Bieber song? Hallelujah. Is that what it's called? Kind of. Holy. Holy-lu-ya. No, I haven't. Oh, you haven't?

No. I was wanting to hear your take on it, because I loved your comments to me. I wasn't on the podcast, but just in text form from Justin Bieber's last single, the one with Dan and Shay. Oh, my gosh. You compared it to the Alex Smith of Quarterbacks did I really I still remember that was the like most mediocre song I've ever heard in my life it was so funny it was like at the number one of the top charts and I was like I thought to myself I was like it's a pretty good song and then once you start saying all those

things like you're absolutely right it's so like cookie cutter like like if if that uh song had like a up and down like plateaus and rises and falls it would be like kansas like so flat the whole time like it never went up and never really like dipped down like didn't have any breaks to it it was just like a verse and a chorus that were almost the exact same the whole time so yeah well dang i was looking forward to hearing what you think of the new one because i think it's slightly better than that one okay but i do think well i don't know i'm nervous yeah yeah chances part is good. Uh,

here's a funny story about Scott McDonald. Have we talked about this on the podcast? Uh, Scott McDonald, like chance the rapper was like, you know, Christian rapper. Uh,

you know, it was like, and he, I don't know why I put them in. He, I think he believes in God and he follows God. Maybe I don't know. He just raps differently than most other Christian rappers.

Yes. Uh, and so there was one time where we were having a, like it was when I was doing like the, uh, youth ministry position at church and we were having a laser tag night and he was helping me out with it. And he goes, uh, to the back, like DJ booth and just starts playing chance. Oh, because like, yeah, Isaac's brothers and Isaac, like they all love chance. Their dog's name is chance. Yeah. Because of him, I think. Um, and did not realize like Scott did not realize that not all of Chance's songs are clean and Christian. And all of a sudden I was like, what are you

listening to? What's happening? Cause I was like out in the parking lot, like welcoming parents and all this stuff. And they were like, all right, we're going to bring it inside to kind of explain the rules. And then like some parents were coming in and I was like, what's going on in here? Yeah. So that was a fun, that was a fun time. I don't know if I've ever actually talked to Scott about that. So I think he listens to the podcast. So he'll listen now and he'll defend himself. Yeah. Later. Okay. Well, your homework is to listen to Justin Bieber's new song and tell me what you think about it. Holy Luia. Holy Luia. That's a really good play on words by Justin Bieber to call it Holy Luia. It's an acronym too. It's like a 12 letters long. It all stands for something. Yeah.

STFU. Stuffing the father's urn. Oh man. They got some SOBs involved this acronym too. It's like a 12 letters long. It all stands for something. Yeah. STFU. Stuffing the father's urn. Oh man. They got some SOBs involved this time too. Oh yeah. Nice old symphony. Good for them. Strings, oboes, and basses. That was a fun segment.

Dude, speaking of that, your aunt texted me 23 minutes ago and said, I just wanted to F you on the cell phone bill. So great. Aunt Cindy, I'll pay you when we're done recording phone bill. So great. And Sydney, I'll pay you when we're done recording. I'm sorry. That's awesome. I'll use PayPal, the app. And Sydney, man. I love that you're on our, yeah. Thanks for effing you. Um, I love that you're on our family plant. Like it's literally all family and Jake. That's awesome. Yeah. So also F you reminded me of, uh, if you don't know what we're talking about, go listen to episode 71, I think

maybe 70, I don't know. 72. No, it wasn listen to episode 71, I think. Maybe 70. I don't know. You'll figure it out. 72. No. It wasn't last week. It wasn't? Maybe. No, it was too easy. We'll see.

I don't know. Scott texted us that a guy signed off on his email, F me, which is also pretty great. F me. F M E are his initials, I guess, but it just doesn't look good. F me. Hey. Have a good day. F me. Hey, have a good day. F me.

And he kind of did like a, like a little squiggly, like till day kind of thing. So it was like, that was his signature thing. Like, yeah, I'll get it to you soon. F me. Like an FML thing. Yeah. I guess I'll have to come in on a Saturday. Right.

F me. That's kind of what I thought of it as like, like, cause in the FME, we're in like italics italics. And so it was kind of like i was thinking that was like him like internally thinking and writing it down like we'll do and then like till day what a jerk roll your eyes yeah f me so yeah that was pretty good one thing we need to talk about we have not um talked about this yet is last episode i was shouting out some 15 patrons i said they went to a wedding with us

and our girl lindsey yeah she told us how to pronounce her last name saria saria saria so we were joking around uh talking about what she looked like yeah and we nailed it she like responded to us on instagram and she was like i cannot believe the things you said about me she was like creeped out but it made sense because you were at a wedding with her and she was like, I cannot believe the things you said about me. She was like creeped out, but it made sense. Cause you were at a wedding with her. So she was like, are there pictures of me on Patreon? Like, Nope, just nailed it. Like the, to the, like the exact hair color you're like on brand.

I was like, well, yeah, brown roots, blonde hair. Like that was exactly right. And, uh, we talked about her at her like sister's wedding or something like that. Didn't we mention that? And she like sent us a picture at her wedding. Oh, it was awesome. I think we need to do more of those where we just like yeah either like go through like pretend like it's like a yearbook and like we're looking through people or like

whatever just like stereotype people or tell people like their their secret skills or something we should do that again because yeah we used to do that with like are you listening to this while you're merging right now that was kind of fun we get a couple every episode like somebody's taking a drink right now as they're listening to this yeah okay let's try what right now what is someone doing um okay right now somebody is uh uh mixing their uh coffee their coffee creamer they're stirring right now stirring right now you're gonna be like holy cow how'd they know it's gonna be crazy it's fridge vanilla too, isn't it? I knew it. I knew it was. Craziest part is her name's Ashley. No, no, no. That would actually be awesome. That's crazy. Now that is nuts. Now that, that gives me joy. So there was somebody, uh, either on Instagram

or on a review or something that said that their grandpa's ringtone was cyclone. Yeah. Did you see that? It was a YouTube comment, I think. Okay. Yeah. And this could have been my grandpa.

I forgot about that. What are the chances? What are the chances? Why does he have that ringtone? I mean, there could not be that many. I don't care what age you are. Just like that many people in the world who have cyclone as a ringtone. Absolutely not. Oh, it's awesome. Unless it's one of those things. Did you ever remember ringback tones? Uh,

sounds familiar. When you would call someone instead of hearing ringing, they would play a song for you. Yeah. So a lot of those are stuck. So if you ever like had one, you cannot get rid of it. For instance, almost all of my Wichita friends so sarah lewis abby reaser and i think uh one other one kelly reese one of the other yeah crew members yeah i don't know all of them have ring back tones what they they're still on there i don't buy that you can't get rid of them i think they would have to change your phone number what so maybe grandpa's stuck in a cyclone of his ringtone yeah he's stuck so maybe that's what's happening oh that's hilarious i'm just imagining like uh yeah like somebody like calling you to offer you a job like abby research like she abby where hands act's wife she's like going to like or applying for medical school right now

and stuff like somebody's like trying to call her to get clarification and it's just like oh smack that like whoa whoa yeah right what. Yeah, right. Is this the right number? What is happening here? Yeah, right. Oh, man. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rocket number. It's like, whoa, whoa. Okay, now I understand why she wants to be a, I don't know, what's the- Glutacologist.

Glutacologist. Yep. That's right. That's right. Don't look it up. Okay, here's a random thought for you. What do you think about the phrase i trust you are well okay pretty presumptuous so like yeah like sometimes like so whatever one of my dad's

friends wants a table from me and so they message me i trust you're doing well okay it just kind of feels to me like they're saying like like like maybe like they're they know something about me that i don't know about myself. Like, Hey, I trust you're doing well. I trust you're doing well ever since. So, but probably three weeks ago. Yeah. You've been doing good since then.

I trust, I trust, like anytime someone says I trust you, they really don't trust you very much. Yeah. I trust you'll make the right decision. Yes. No, you don't. That's why you're saying that. Yeah.

Like that's really nervous about this. Okay. I trust you. I trust that you're going to make the right call. Okay. I trust you don't. That's why you're saying that. Yeah. Like that's really nervous about this. Okay. I trust you. I trust that you're going to make the right call. Okay. I trust you on this. Hey, I trust you're doing well. I trust that you're not going to hang out to dry this weekend when I ask what you're

doing. I trust that you're going to remember and be on time for tomorrow's breakfast with grandma. Okay. Trust you. I trust you. Even though you haven't been there the last three times. Okay. So yeah, you taking all that in.

Yeah. I trust you're doing well. It's like, why don't you think I'm doing well? Yeah. Like I trust you. Well, what do you mean by that?

What do you, why don't you trust me? Huh? Yeah. It's just a funny, it's a funny phrase. It's like, why do you guys say it like that?

Why don't you just say like, hope you're doing well. That's fine. That's fine. I, I, I, I understand why you'd hope that,

but like to trust, like why you'd hope that. But to trust? Why do you trust that? How do you know? How do you know that my family doesn't all have strep right now? Yeah. I trust you're doing well, but your family's struggling. Honestly, it sounds like he nailed it, though. He knows something about your immune system that no one else in your family can figure out.

I trust that you are doing well because of all those Diet Dr. Peppers you're drinking. Big trust. No, that's funny. Email talk is so great. It's so funny. How are you on emails? You keep it short. You keep it're drinking. Big trust. No, that's funny. Email talk is so great. It's so funny. How are you on emails? You keep it short. You keep it long exclamation points. I'm a big exclamation point person. I try to limit it, but I, I like the exclamation points and I am probably more exhaustive than I need to be. Like I I'm too long. Really? Uh, yeah,

maybe not on emails. I don't know. It just depends on if it's like a mass email, like whenever I was working for the church and I would send it out to 20 people or something, I would try to get straight to the point. Cause I know that people aren't going to listen or read all like the fluff in the, but like with woodworking stuff, I try to get as much on there as possible because I can't assume that somebody knows what maple versus Walnut looks like much less a fire crotch. Exactly. Right. Yeah. So, yeah. Call back. A lot of things from old episodes.

Yeah. This episode. So like, what is this podcast all about? Listen to the rest of the podcast and you'll understand. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, that's kind of how it alleviates like them asking you like 18 questions back. Right.

They only ask one question. They're like, that's a pretty good email then. Yeah. I've tried to kind of figure out the, like the fluctuation. I don't know. That's not the right word, but for, uh, sales via electronic messaging and stuff, because I don't think you should give everything right away, but I don't think you should like go back and forth 15 times because then you might just lose them, you know? Yeah. And so you got to find the balance of like, I want to give you enough information so that you see that I'm professional and that I know what I'm talking about, but I also don't want it to be like,

I don't know, like too much to where it's like, Whoa, this is overwhelming. I don't know what to do with all this. So, um, anyway, how do you sign off? Uh, I don't know if I necessarily do like dash Brad. Maybe I say thanks again. That's what I say. If I, if I do, I do. Thanks again. And I have a signature on the bottom. Brad Ellis, Ellis customer creations. Yeah. BLS or Bradad at ellis customer creation.com 913 you know whatever so yeah and i'm a big bullet point guy love bullet points oh there's no bullets in there i think they're so much better yeah that's awesome i think bullet points are just small

paragraphs are what i'm all about do not like big chunks i do it yeah i do a lot of line breaks i bet i do at most three sentences at most in a paragraph and then it's time for a new one no no no no yeah get those eyes dancing across the screen let's move down let's move let's move because it's like so much easier to just yeah uh and it's so fun absorb oh my gosh it's fun oh it's fun to read look at those eyes dancing around dancing with the stars dude um one of my friends recently uh i got kind of a kick out of this you were able to she posted on her close friend's story about like um so i've been going three dates with this guy it was going really well tonight after our third date walks me to my door we have our first kiss as soon as we get done kissing, he exclaims, I cannot wait to tell the boys about this.

Yeah. Up until that point, just so respectful, so perfect. The boys. And then just like a smooch. Oh, the boys are going to love this. Act like you just like unlocked an achievement or something. It's like they all doubted me every day. They doubted me. I day, they doubted me.

I love imagining that the boys are, like, hidden behind the trees and stuff. So, like, you kiss them and you turn around and you're like, I told you, Sullivan! I told you I could! Yes! Yes! I don't know, something like, woo! You see me over there, Myers? I don't know. Lachlan?

Or, like, while you're still kissing, you start to hear the outgoing FaceTime sound like he's trying to like call them right then I think you're getting a FaceTime oh no I'm just calling the boys

this is how it's supposed to be this is how it's supposed to be call the boys because they're not going to leave this oh that's awesome I gotta show them the boy

yeah what a great like romantic line like not like a oh your lips are so much softer than I imagined which is already which is already a great line.

Really romantic. I've used it. It's worked. Oh, yeah. Velvet. Gosh, no wonder they call you the velvet ropes. I don't know. Yeah.

Definitely compare to like soft cake. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Anyway. Yeah.

That was, that was kind of funny. I saw it a couple of nights ago. Cannot tell the boys about this. Guys, if you're out there, don't say that. Yeah, how was her tone with it? Was it like... She seemed like she was ready to be done after that. Oh, really?

Yeah, just like that was enough. That was so weird. I think it's... And just so braggy. And just, I don't know. Yeah, true. It's like, okay, that was kind of a private thing that we just shared. And now you're going to go tell the boys.

I know we're both probably going to do this, but don't tell me to my face. Like how, how old is it before you stop referring to him as the boys? That's another thing. Just the verbiage alone. I think, I think 20 years old, you stopped boys. Like, yeah. Like my friends, my friends. Yeah.

Maybe my buddies, a couple of my buddies. Yeah. But not, not the boys. The boys is kind of a trend that I don't love. If you are still saying the boys, you have merch from Barstool Sports. Totally, totally. And that's fine if you're 20 and under.

Yeah, you have a flag that says Saturdays are for the boys. Yeah, yeah. You have another flag that says don't tread on me. And then you probably have a Texas flag. You're not even from there. Yeah, but you've been there. You know somebody.

Right. Oh, man. Oh, the boys are gonna love this yeah okay so i was driving back from texas yesterday and okay first of all i gotta clear up clear up clear the air clear there are such things as easy drives and not easy drives jake my gosh this is not an easy drive you go through so many small towns and you have to slow down and you can't be on cruise control as much. What is that highway? I know what you're talking about.

You go through like. We go like 75 and up to 69. Nice. Okay. I thought it was 69, but I didn't want to just say that. 69 highway, right? 69 I bet, right? For the boys?

For the boys love it. Yeah. Okay. I thought so. I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah. It's just like. You go from like 70 to 30.

Yes. Like four times. No. Seven times. Okay. It's just like you go for like 70 to 30, like four times. No, seven times. Okay. At least Jake, at least seven times. I tell you what, you go at least seven times, Jake. No, but anyway, it's so, yeah, not an easy drive, but it's like 45 minutes longer to take the interstate.

And I think you could probably shed a little bit of that time because you're going to go a little bit faster than the 75 miles an hour speed limit there, but still not enough. I was like, I'm not going to take the interstate. And I think you could probably shed a little bit at that time because you're going to go a little bit faster than the 75 miles an hour speed limit there, but still not enough. And I was like, I'm not going to take the risk. I'm just going to go this side. Save 45. Yeah. And so anyway, but one of the-

Consider it cleared. Consider the air cleared. I just have to, I have to clear the air on that. Not all drives are hard or easy. No, they're not. And with kids, every time you slow down and come to a stop, they usually wake up. They wake up, Jake. They wake up.

Their REM cycle resets, Jake. And so- They were sleeping about a one or two on the highway. Now they're at a four. They're at a four, Jake. Four hours. Four hours is a long time, Jake. Get a lot of stuff done in that time, huh?

Multiple chapters in a book, Jake. Four chapters. Yeah. You ever heard of Nicholas Sparks, huh? Multiple chapters in a book, Jake. Four chapters. Yeah. You ever heard of Nicholas Sparks, Jake? Pretty good. Pretty good, Jake. So anyway, driving back yesterday, and it was one of those like, it was in a small town, maybe not even in a small town, just like driving on the side of the highway, and it

had these signs for like fresh peaches and like farm fresh, whatever, all these different things. And then one of the signs said Amish jams. That's it. Amish jams. That's so perfect. And I loved it. I was like, Oh, like Amish jams. Like, obviously they're talking about like jellies and marmalades and whatever. But I was imagining like, what if, what if it is like a actual, like, like a, like a club, like an Amish nightclub? Like, Hey, it's Amish night. Amish, Amish jams. You're not going to want to Amish this.

Okay. I'll tell you that right now. Let's see. I missed this a couple of years ago and I regretted it. I would, you would be Amish if you missed this. I don't know. Anyway, but I was like Amish jams. What could that that what would they

be selling like if it was like uh like a 90s infomercial for like a cd set oh like a multi yeah like like a yeah a pack like probably three like a like either front and back or like multiple like flip through comes on late at night on tbs yeah you're just trying to watch king of queens yeah and then they interrupt you and yeah it's like um hey all you uh mennonite music fans out there how would you like to have 95 songs on 16 cds this is amish jams we've got hits from megan and her stallion modest spouse breaking back some hay oh yeah what about like don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head

I'll miss you I'll miss you. I'll miss you. I was like, I don't hear anything different. Yeah. Sounds similar. We've got hits from Imagine Wagons. Need to Breed. Three Chores Down. Fire me now.

Another round of shots. Shots. Churn down for what? Bounce, bounce, bounce. Hopped up out of bed. Get in my wagon. Take a look in the mirror and said, hello. Yeah.

Beard money. Good day. Good day. Let's see. They got hit. Who else they have hits from? We've got hits from barn Rector. Oh yeah.

Uh, brand new ZZ top hat. He's probably in the mix. I don't know. Oh, and for our dubstep listeners, bees nectar. Yes.

Yes. You're going to love, you're going to love ZZ top. We put them on the same CD. You'd be like smooth. What? Can you teach me how to buggy? Oh oh it's all the girls love it hey no one man should have all that power that's just that's just a line that's just from uh yeah yeah there's something you don't have to change wagon wheel it's already on there it's on the original wagon yeah i'm gonna take the horse down the old town road. You know, it's like perfect.

That's a great one. They love Will Nossax. Who else do we have hits from? Shuns and Moses. Huh? Holland Oats. Oh, Holland Oats. X's and Oats, they haunt me.

This is great. What about like, when I meet yoder i will be stronger just like a romspringer when i meet yoder yeah like there's just a guy yeah yeah when i meet yoda or like that's so funny oh man like instead of havana be like lancaster na na na half of my butter's in the cast na na na it's a hub it is they're gonna love it up there they're gonna love hits from uh never shout ever just there i mentioned they're very quiet people they're very yeah yeah amish people are very quiet don't't shout. Sickleback.

And Passion Pitchfork. Remember Passion Pit? Passion Pit. Surefork. Hats off. Hats off. Hats off. Hats off.

Take your hats off. Yeah, because you're like, you're praying, probably. You're praying. Yeah. Oh, man. If I could turn back time. You're praying. Yeah. Oh, man. If I could churn back time. That's a Cher song. I'm so inundated with Amish culture, I didn't even notice that you said churn, because that's all I'm thinking about right now.

Like, churn, butter, pray. What about old Bee Gees? Like, midnight fever, night fever. There it is. Guys, we've also got hits from fully clothed ladies. We're modest here. Oh, yeah. Fully clothed ladies.

Dutch Ladyland. Show at SNL. Quilting in baskets, quilting in baskets. Furniture, furniture. Purses and farm toys. Apple jams and apple jams. Dude, that needs to be a full song. That Apple jams. Dude, that needs to be a full song.

That's so great. Oh man. I'm trying to think of one, uh, Florence and no machines. Just Florence, Florence. No,

just for that. Not even, not even for his no machine. Just Florence. Florence will be on the CD. Oh, for sure. Oh,

oh man. Oh, what about one Direction? Baby, you light up the farm like nobody else. I think they're kind of German, right? The way you flip your brain gets me all overwhelmed. The way you smile at the cows, it ain't hard to tell. You don't yodel.

You don't yodel beautiful. You don't yodel beautiful. You don't yodel beautiful. Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. I mean, I love when, you know, sometimes we try to think of what happened this week. You know, is there anything that happened?

And then the universe just hands you a gift. Here's some apple jams or Amish jams. Have some Amish jams. Here's some apple pajamas. Boom, boom boom plow this hat is jacking my style it's so 1728 you so 2000 and late i don't know oh i just thought of one more the um remember the black keys yeah the black keys hats shoes oh belts all Oh, belts. Oh, black, just black.

You go on the list forever. Oh, who's going to run this midnight? It's like, it's like a football team. It's like, Hey, I need like a coach to like get this guy,

these guys in, in condition shape. Who's going to run this midnight? They're going to run a nighttime. That's good. That's so good. Okay, wow. I mean, if you've never left us a five-star review, I think that was your cue to do it. Five-star review with your

favorite band or song. Yeah, whatever. Either one. Personal favorites would probably Need to Breed or Dutch Ladyland. Quilting in Baskets. Quilting in Baskets. That's how he said it. Quilting in Baskets. Furniture, furniture.

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I got something that's not very good. Okay. What's up with punters running before they kick? I don't like it. Oh, like a little three-yard jog before they kick it? Don't like it. How does that help? Don't think it does.

I don't think it does, Jake. I've started to see it, yeah, like in college football, I started doing it more. But now the NFL is starting to do it too. in college football I started doing it more but now the NFL has started to do it too high school they run like 10 yards before they kick it is it supposed to just

give them more time to get down there or maybe it's like it keeps the linemen honest like yeah is he about to run this right in the NFL

everyone's so fast though it just seems I don't know also did you see the Chiefs game this week he like he kind of tipped it but like he held his

like arms back did you see that yes he was like scared to block it. Yeah. Don't be scared of that. Don't. Yeah.

Because if you block it, then you can hit him. He's a rookie. So he'll get there. He'll figure it out. It's kind of the Darwin Thompson thing. Like not you're in the NFL and you don't know the rules now. You don't know you can advance a fumble. Right.

Chiefs fans. No. Yeah. Chiefs fans should know if you know, you know, you're a Chiefs fan and watch the game, you know, because you watch the AFC championship game last year. You know, you know, that was good. How you how you put that on your instagram story about like this is how you really should be you know dude i have never gotten such little response from my instagram story than that really yeah no one said anything what so i was like okay one none of this is funny

to them i thought my dad's texts were great or like even like the oh you probably didn't get the justin bieber one because you haven't heard the song probably like the catchiest two words of the song I know the on God is like a phrase before that uh huh yeah

on God running to the altar like a track star hey it's a big part of the song uh huh and then she just put how like a church

little thing and then person running it's like this is great oh okay okay yeah it was awesome that was Sunset Clap Shelby too shout out oh yeah

good sunset good sunset boys can I always tell the boys about this one Okay. Yeah, that was awesome. That was Sunset Clap Shelby too. Shout out. Oh yeah. Good sunset. Good sunset, boys. Can I always tell the boys about this one? Oh, the boys. Yeah. Can't wait to just tell them about those rays going down. Oh, the boys. Brad, I got inundated with a new, I think I've used the word inundate twice this episode

already. What's wrong with me? No, bring it. Bring it. Okay. Let's do it at least two more times after this. Okay. Okay. I got welcomed into kind least two more times after this. Okay.

I got welcomed into kind of a new friend group this weekend. I went to a bonfire Saturday, had a lot of fun with these new people. And then Sunday at my sand volleyball, right after I saw Joy, they were on a court just down the sand from us. So I saw him two nights in a row. It's fun. I'm in the crew now. However, I saw him two nights in a row. It's fun.

I'm in the crew now. However, I thought I made a little boo-boo on night one. I was like, may not get invited back. So I watched, have you ever seen the movie Valentine's Day? Uh, no. 2010. It's got about 30 A-listers in it. It's kind of crazy. Oh, it's like New Year's Eve, but like the follow-up to that maybe?

I've seen. They're both holidays, so I don't know. I think it might be. But no, I don't think I've seen it. It's like, I mean, it's got so many people in in it um jessica beal ashton kutcher sure uh well whatever just imagine like 28 listeners that are all in this movie yeah one of them is taylor swift and so i'm talking about this at around the fire because i just watched this movie the night before i'm like also i know i just saw this movie but i was so impressed with how good of a job taylor swift did as an actress and it got so it got like knoxville quiet no i think everyone thinks

i'm joking but i'm not i was like generally so impressed i was like taylor so she's not even an actress maybe i had really low standards and so i'm just like talking i was like she like was like so good like she played the ditzy high school girl so well it was so good and everyone's like no like they're trying to be polite because they don't know me they're like i don't think she's really like known for her acting and then my one friend that i know there she's like yeah like everyone jokes about how terrible of a job she did that movie so then you're like oh gosh i double down and i go well i mean when's the last time you saw it and then one girl pipes in i mean my roommate watched it two weeks ago i'm like dang it oh man it's so far away from february i figured yeah no one was watching that

yeah so i was like no matter what i say the rest of the night they're gonna see me as taylor swift guy there's a taylor swift the the swifty came his love taylor swift but i stand by it yeah you watch that movie and you have low expectations for her she'll surpass him okay she does a good job okay i'll check it out. I love when you try to double down and it just does not go well. You're like, well, no, no. Like it's her first time acting though. Right?

Like, like, no, the thing is like, she's probably like acting almost every time she's on stage. Yeah. Like she's such a dramatic person. And I can't imagine that you're truly that dramatic in real life. Right. You know what I mean? Like, like surely she's got a little drama, drama you know added drama to her show and to her personality just to make things more interesting yeah i don't know but yeah i tried to double down and they just they all just

dunked on me it was awesome the last i remember i've kind of learned my lesson over the years to stop like doubling down especially with women like i remember one time uh you know good part of my life i was dating a woman everyone was happy dad was happy and things were good yeah and i i made the mistake of trying to say this girl on on instagram she looks a lot like you oh don't oh whoopsie daisy unless it's like the most universally beautiful woman ever don't do that so i learned my lesson then i was like don't ever do this because she's like you think she looks like me i'm like and then I doubled down you like specifically pointed it out and I know and I go well let me try to find a better one she goes oh you think she looks better in this one like no oh I screwed up

I screwed up big time yeah you're like well her pointy nose is a lot like yours and like like the big ears kind of like her eyebrows are kind of like yeah a little too far apart that would sort of remind me of you like yeah you know like the unibrow right there yeah yeah but yeah i literally doubled down well let me try to find let me try to find a bikini picture or something i didn't do that let me try to find one where she's not wearing as much clothing yeah nsfw okay that's funny um no i i love i do think sometimes like your your taste and stuff is not always the best like taylor swift i don't know about i don't know about surely she's not a good actress she's probably not i mean nine strangers at a party told me she wasn't and she's never been another

movie since then yeah i don't know why i think i just i love to see the best of people yeah i just don't want to see them do a bad job i'm like that was the best yeah your your standards are like yeah she did crazy low in her small part in this she made me laugh so taylor if you're listening i should dm her i should immerse her good job on the movie from 2010 speaking of dms you gotten one back no oh i tried to this morning i had another message typed out to her to try and like yeah reach back out and i just now remembered that i never finished that so whoops so yeah no no text back from chang no dm back from natasha dang don't they know that we have a podcast that's relying on them dang it chang yeah i know i was kind of when that would be like a recurring thing or like i don't know my my conversation with at least one of them we could follow up with i'd love to have you with one of those people but

that gif man killed me the what oh my gosh kissing the egg roll dude i've seen his son three times since that initial text yeah and i've been too nervous to ask what's dad's phone number is it hasn't come up organically yeah you can't just like out of context hey what's your dad's phone number that is the san diego air code what or what dude i will say that's what uncle roger did to me he asked for my dad's number like almost immediately uh that guy out the coffee shop he wanted to i mentioned that my dad like goes to this bible study that i also go to bsf yeah and i think he maybe misinterpreted it that my dad was like a leader or like the leader and so he's like well what's your dad's number let

me call him you're like he just attends like on a weekly basis i gave it to him i don't know i don't even know if i've told my dad about that yet maybe he's Let me call him. You're like, he just attends like on a weekly basis. I gave it to him. I don't know. I don't even know if I've told my dad about that yet. Maybe he's gotten a call from Roger and be like, yeah, I met your son, Raj. Speaking of old men, how's a Henry down the street doing?

Oh dude. Henry's awesome. Yeah. I finished up his, um, like this console table for him and delivered it. He loved it. He thought it was awesome.

Uh, and I, I don't have, I didn't talk to him for that long, but I talked to him long enough to get a decent story from him uh so we get done moving everything down like he wanted me to help him move because he was worried about it getting scratched up and everything if he moved it so i was like yeah whatever it's fine you live a quarter mile down the road so went down there but i was like in my head i was like yeah you live a quarter mile down

the road but it's gonna take me 30 minutes to do this because you're going to talk to me. Um, but we get done and he's talking and I'm wearing a Canacook shirt. Okay. And so he's like, no, what's that? What's that Canacook thing? What's that Canacook? And I was like, oh yeah, it's a Christian sports camp down in Branson. Candace Cameron's daughter went to it one time. Yeah. You, you know, it's a full house kind of thing now you like to gamble brown i'd love to no it's like no no henry uh no but he he goes it was just like kind of like what we talked about last week as far as like uh i can't wait i don't know it's just great he was like uh dang it i wish i could remember exactly how he said it but he's like oh yeah uh well his son i'm gonna say his son's name is he's like, Oh yeah. Uh, well his son, I'm going to say his son's name is he's

like, yeah, my son, he has a lot of friends that have gone there. Do you know, do you know, I don't know the Jackson's, you know, the Jackson's and I'm like, no, it's actually a pretty big, like one of the biggest ones in the country. There's like, there's like seven of them or however many camps are nine. Um, and so I was with the younger kids, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, okay, okay. But then he proceeds to tell me all about the Jackson's. Well, I mean think you'd like the jacksons yeah he's like you know there's teddy i don't know i don't remember their name there's teddy and then there's mark and then there's the middle one uh stevie uh well he had a little bit of trouble and i was like oh yeah like thinking in my head like yeah he probably whatever i don't know had had some run-in stop going to church for

six months was stealing he stole something from the gas station like a candy bar something like yeah, you had some trouble. He actually murdered a guy He's like yeah, he murdered a guy so that kind of he's kind of crazy I mean that was kind of a bad bummer for him so nonchalantly though I was like you do break kneecaps you do you're part of the Italian mob. Yeah, Brad He kind of he kind of went down the wrong road. He kind of murdered a guy. They moved away. To Leavenworth. To prison.

I was just like, okay. He had to change his phone number to the prison number. Got a new address. He eats different too. He eats the prison food. Yeah, he likes toast now. He likes toast a lot, Brad. A lot of cigarettes. You see the way he benches.

You see the way he benches, Brad. Got some new tattoos though. Oh, his biceps, Brad? You would not believe. Let's just say, let's say, you know Popeye, Brad? Popeye could not hold a candle this guy. Okay. No, but then as I'm leaving, he's like.

Hey, murder the guy. Yeah. It's just classic. As I'm leaving, he's like showing me the front door he wants just classic but as i'm leaving he's like showing me the front door he wants to replace and he's got all these like dings in his door and i'm like i'm like what what's going on with your door he's like oh yeah those are some fastballs that got away from my son and i was like and like literally right next to his door are like these two probably five foot tall windows okay and i'm like i'm like so how like i have a lot

of questions like yeah so i would sit on a bucket right here in front of the door and he would throw to me just for for hours and i'm like that's really cool whatever uh but in my head i'm like and i literally was like you did that right in front of the windows why are you doing because like these were like welts i mean this kid throws 98 miles an hour yeah like his light is a four he was bringing it he was bringing it and i was like there's windows right here why would you why would you sit there he's like oh yeah we've had to replace those windows a ton of times i'm like what are you thinking why don't you just move you're on a bucket yeah go to the backyard and they go to a baseball field they live like on acreage they have so much room oh

actually and you're choosing to go in front of the front door in front of the front door and this breakable windows oh and he's like said it like it was no big deal like oh yeah we broke those windows tons of times oh yeah i like to think that he's like he kind of doesn't like does he have a wife yeah like his wife wants the front door classic ginger i'll probably tell him way too much information about this guy anyway like i'm sure his wife wants the front door replaced but he's like low-key kind of proud like he knows what each ball on the thing was like this was a slider and uh let's see oh four this was a fastball yeah i was on an orange bucket that day oh he was bringing it that day yeah the home depot bucket was nice bucket i'll

tell you what like he knows what every pitch that hit the door was and it's like still proud of it the funny thing is that his his wife actually wants to keep the door in case his son ever makes it big like oh that's kind of like a cool like souvenir like hey check out this like this kid you know yeah he hit all all these fastballs to his door he used to be a wild pitcher dude moms are great with that stuff my mom had kept stuff of mine in case i ever made it big oh yeah yeah i didn't keep any of my, you know, microphones or comedy things. I just, there was nothing that existed, but I think I've actually said this on the podcast before,

but I had this basketball that would dribble in the basement, like crazy when I was in like second grade, I was like so much more disciplined than I was like at any later age. And I wore all the like dimples off the ball. It was like crazy smooth. It was like a bouncy ball or something. Yeah. And yeah,

my mom like kept it and it had this big knot in it. And yeah, just in case. Like the big bubble coming out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. That's like the recess ball, like the ball that like you always get at school recess.

It's like, we can't even. We can't buy it. Rip this ball. Yeah. Somebody bring your ball from home, please. You can't fit in the cubby though. Like, yeah. Dude, that's so great about neighbor Henry.

Oh yeah, he murdered a guy. He said it pretty like nonchalantly though and i'm just like okay henry i hope you keep talking to him that's so awesome i think i will i can't imagine he drives by all the time he's gonna stop by it sounds like he's a great customer consistent i mean yeah i think yeah very good so um before i forget this isn't that funny but it's a little announcement uh trerey and I's tour got pushed back from this fall, again, unfortunately, because one of the perks that I wanted to offer our $15 patrons was going to be free tickets to a show if it was in the area. And so we're going to have to wait on that.

So we'll figure out something else for the $15 patrons. Quilting in baskets. Maybe. Maybe. Quilting in baskets. Furniture, furniture. So yeah, let us us know I don't know you need a quilt winter's coming up

that's getting pushed back until at least April next spring but two still fun announcements we are going to be going to some comedy shows some comedy clubs in some red states where things are a little more chill okay I think we're going to Alabama and Florida right now okay this is just

like I just found this out yesterday. Tickets aren't even for sale. So I'll let you guys continue to know. But so far, if you live in Huntsville, Alabama, we're coming to town. Okay.

And then Miami and West Palm Beach. So, Oh yeah. If you're in the area, we're coming. And then the other thing that I want to say real quick, we're hiring. So if there's any female editors in Kansas City that want to join the squad, maybe join

Brad and I's squad. Who knows? Okay. We could use help, I guess. Maybe. I mean, not necessarily. This is mainly for Trey and I. I'm trying to get you involved.

Oh, yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah. Brad's still here. Do less, Brad bless. Yeah, Trey and I, we want some editing help. We're going to do a lot more stuff. Cool. And also, kind of figured we should get a female

because we're two heterosexual guys with a largely female audience. It just seems smart to have like a woman's take on a lot of this stuff. Maybe like, yeah, give us your opinion here. Is that really a good idea? A good joke? Yeah, I should like,

probably don't say the breastfeeding thing again. Like, got it. Okay, got it. What was the plant that you mispronounced? Oh, dang it. Peony. Peony. Yeah, girl, it would have been great to have in the room. breastfeeding thing again like got it okay got it what was the uh plant that you mispronounced uh oh oh dang it uh peony peony yeah girl would have been great to have in the room it's peony yeah oh okay oh man didn't know that that's cool though um it is kind of fun expanding and grow the team a little bit so yeah looking for a lady who knows how to edit in kansas city um we don't want anyone

to move here for this it's just trey was actually thinking about it and i was like dude i was like i know your girlfriend moved here for you and that worked out but i was like think about someone putting their life to take this part-time job and then if it doesn't work out and if they're not like the right person for the job right or you just like feel kind of bad like you moved here and we don't really have that much work for you after all turns out it's like 10 hours a week yeah no i think it'll be like a 20 hour week job. So I do like a wedding videographer, you know, who's like already doing that thing. Yeah. But free on the weekdays. Cool. Whatever. Sorry to take up some ghost runners airtime. Why, dude? No. Oh, it's free airtime. We don't pay for it. Gas ain't free.

Watch that episode today. I've been going through The Office. I've never watched it in order before. Oh, really? Anytime I was like, I'm in the mood to watch The Office. I'll always just be like, day i've been going through the office i've never watched it in order before oh really anytime i was like i'm in the mood watch the office i'll always just be like season six sounds good today surely you've watched it like in order the first time i i honestly don't know because i found the office on season two and then i went back and watched season one so yeah decently in order at that point but never never on netflix in order yeah and so yeah it's kind of fun i'm in season two right now season two is the best season man season two and season three are so good see i didn't love season three because michael was sad a lot i don't really think it's that funny when he's sad

i did the jim and pam stuff gets so good and andy gets involved season three yeah andy's great and he's great in those seasons and he's great um and he's great uh i have something about texas uh anytime i i think i mentioned this on the patreon anytime i go to like on vacation or whatever i never bring my own toiletry like shower stuff no never no no no it's like half the fun and you're not even washing your legs so you barely need so i don't have anything yeah i don't have anything uh yeah it's half the fun it really is though right how nice is stuff they're gonna have let me tell you i learned some i've discovered something two words shea butter oh dude dude i've had it what is going on with that stuff dude it feels oh my gosh feels wrong it feels dirty it's like dessert for my body like i feel so dirty it's so clean at the same time like surely this is not cleaning me

because yeah it's too nice it smells so good it's so hours afterwards i still smell like a right i'm like oh my gosh where's this red velvet coming from yeah red velvet lips yeah gotta tell the boys i don't know dude i don't know what shea butter is i don't know stadiums new york so maybe it's like new york cows subway hey i'm milking here i don't know what shea butter is i don't know stadiums new york so maybe it's like new york cows subway hey i'm milking here i don't know you want a piece of cheese oh but it's awesome and then what was this i'm milking here i'm milking here come on come on yeah dude i saw a guy playing pickleball yesterday 85 degrees out i guess it didn't matter the temperature cigar in his mouth for two hours shut up that's a guy who says i'm milking here the cigar yeah non-lit just just hanging out of his sweaty mouth for at

least two hours i'm not kidding there's no way that's enjoyable there's no way there's no way that's enjoyable. There's no way. There's no way. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. I'm milking here. I mean, he murdered a guy, but that's it.

Go down to Soho, huh? Biloxi. I don't know what Biloxi is. That's in Mississippi. Biloxi. Hey, come on down to Biloxi if you want to see Trey and Jake's show, huh? I don't know. Biloxi just sounded good.

It sounds New England. Biloxi, Massachusetts. Biloxi, Mass is where I'm from. Yeah, that sounds right. Let's go, Pats. I don't know. I'm struggling with it now. But anyway, shea butter.

And there was a stuff called. Oh, oh, crap. Oh, lotion. I don't know. That was called some kind of lotion they had. It was nice, too. But I use it as a hand soap the first time. I was like, this is working.

And they also have trouble getting this off my hand. Oh, but shea butter and they have soft water. How do you feel about soft water? Oh, I think I've only heard about this from you. I've never experienced it. Oh, for real. For real. Oh, OK.

I don't know if I love it. It feels like your hands are always have a little bit of soap on them afterwards. I don't think I would like that. No. And then lastly, this is just a personality thing for me. The kind of person I am, I like to take small risks that are very low risk, very low reward. So for example, and it came up, I'll go full circle with the shower thing. But for example, like, um, putting on a shirt in the, in the day, like I don't check to see, uh, if it's front or back,

I just put it on real fast. It's going to save me two seconds, but, but I just like, I have 50, 50 chance, you know, or like, uh, I'm like, that's so I'm making my bed. I don't know which is like the top and the bottom or like the, which Let's just go for it. Let's go for it. Let's go for it and hope for the best. And so where it gets a little tricky, though, is when you're in a new shower and you don't know which way to turn it off. Dude, new showers are. Can we.

There's some anxiety there. Unify the shower process. Right. Showers and microwaves. We're making them wildly different and it's costing me time. Yeah. Well, and there's like that two seconds where you're like holy crap i think i just turned down the cold water and i did not i turned up the hot water

i'm on fire now i'm about to burn like it's so hot your mouth goes open third degree you can't help it you go yeah you're like crap or i mean it's cold either way it's like crap crap crap that's you're like turning like frantically you You slap that shower head. Get it off me. I guarantee you if I would have thought about for three seconds, I could have figured out which way I turned it the first time and turned the other way. Colt on the right side. Or just kind of, I think theirs was on the, no, I think it was Australians maybe. But like, yeah, you just go, but cause you think like maybe I'm turning it up, turn it,

whatever. It was just like, oh no, you know? Yeah. And so I learned my lesson there. Like maybe think about the shower. Dude, showers. You have to risk risk that limo trip we were showering in a new one every day yeah and it was just every day i wait for someone else to shower like what i need to know i would ask that what i need to know because that's i mean it's such a perfect question yeah because like all right so it's it's one of those it's just one dial you have to lift it up to turn it on and

then turn it but full fully vertical is actually extremely cold. Right. So you're going to want to go about 90 degrees. It's like, thank you. But sometimes it's like you have a whole clock. Yeah. You've got the full, yeah. Full of 360. You never know.

So it's great to have someone going there and test it. And all you say, what do I need to know? What do I need to know? What do I need to know? Yeah. Dude, I'm currently on a two dial shower and I don't like it. You go to one dial system and you know, you're like, this is where I like it. You want 230.

Around 945. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Like, you're like, this is where I like it. You want to 30, nine 45. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Like, you know where it's good for you. Right.

But when two dials, you have to guess every time. Like I go a little bit cold and a little bit more than that on hot. Right. You have to guess every time. And then if you're in a new shower and you just went to the bathroom or something, it's like, may the bathroom affect this? Yes. Am I going to, you know, regret my decision in 30 seconds?

When did you last redo your plumbing? Right. How updated is this house? Right. Who's your HVAC guy? Who? Yes. Am I going to regret my decision in 30 seconds? When did you last redo your plumbing? Right. How updated is this house? Right. Who's your HVAC guy? Yeah. Bob Hamilton? No, no, no.

You got to tell it. Do I? I don't know. We're just going to laugh and everyone's going to be like, why are they laughing? Oh, I hope this is fine. No, it is fine. It's fine. We don't have that're just gonna laugh and everyone's gonna be like why are they laughing oh I hope this is fine um no it is fine it's fine I don't have that many listeners here yeah no it's fine it's just I don't know uh I took this girl on a date um and her dad is like a big deal in Kansas City I didn't even know that like I wasn't even like attracted to that by any means they're just like whatever who she was and uh yeah her dad is like a big

name in kent city and like has billboards everywhere like i mean just tonight on the way to chicken pickle i saw three i saw three billboards with her dad on it and i was like maybe it's a good thing this didn't work out and yeah like we have some relationship and then it ends poorly i'm just reminded of her every time i'm on the highway and they have pink vans like every all their oh their vans are everywhere and then yeah they're so bright and you'll always see yeah y'all biggest plumber in town man he's a big deal he just ran for senate like last month like he's a really big deal and um yeah it's probably for the best that's just so funny who's your plumber bob hale not anymore not anymore goodness gracious that's so funny that's

good okay funny to us anyway yeah um. Should we do some voice memos? Let's see. We're almost an hour into this. Let's do it. Gosh, this is a good soad. I've laughed a lot. We're having fun. This is a good soad.

We talked about my dating life. Hey, Jake and Brad. My name is Courtney from Southern Indiana. I'm a huge fan of the podcast. Found you all through Trey Kennedy's Correct Opinions and Do Less, God Bless. Oh, yeah. Huge fan. It's hilarious.

They're hiring. So my question is how you all feel about the show New Girl. Sure. I'm a newer listener, so I don't know if you've talked about it before. She's a new girl. But I've heard The Office and The Friends references. So I figured you have. It's hilarious if you haven't.

But just curious about your opinions. Thanks. It's hilarious if you haven't. Have you heard New Girl? No. Oh, this guy! What a loser! Never heard of New Girl!

No! So the name just has no connection to you. You think I'm just talking about some New Girl at school? Oh, boy! Now that is hilarious oh my gosh you haven't heard of that show oh good times oh don't screw up leaving us a voice memo yeah we know you have to say comma in between things um i have heard new girl i have watched oh my goodness that's not as funny times um and yeah it's great i actually talked about it on patreon.com i recorded a little mini so yesterday so check it out i talked about some of my favorite tv comedies but yeah

love new girl was that mini episode for everyone uh yeah actually i think i was now that i think about i think i just i posted it from the car so that's fine it's usually for the 10 and 15 tears you get all access all access baby all access powers so i love new girl it flamed out bad at the end though it was really bad in what way it just was not funny it was on fire honestly they just became too adult and like had too many like normal responsibilities and it wasn't very fun anymore oh like their characters had a lot going on yeah and they're just yeah every tv show gets bad at the end almost every single one of them you got to know when to quit seriously that's why breaking bad like breaking bad is like one of the only shows i can think of that like is good

until the end yeah almost every show is like this is weird let's let's wrap this up so i haven't seen that much new girl to be honest uh hopefully this doesn't make me sound too bad. But when the show first came out, I only heard girls talking about it. Oh, and girls were the only people giving me suggestions to watch it. And it was called New Girls. I was like, I think this is just like a girl show, I assume. And I wrongly assumed because when I've checked it out, I've enjoyed it. Yeah, I think at first it was kind of like more just about Zoe, Zoe Deschanel's character because she's like this cute girl, but like very relatable too.

And so quirky, but yeah, the guys are so funny. Yeah. The guys do a great job. Check it out. Thank you, Courtney.

Next one. What's up, Jake and Brad. My name is Jocelyn. I'm from Pennsylvania. I'm new to the podcast. And I have to say, I know 2020 has been R U F F rough for a lot of people,

but ghost runners has certainly brought a lot of joy and laughter to my days. Joy. So I thank you both for being naturally hilarious. Joycelyn. I have three rapid fire questions for you. Number one, if you could only have one type of pop, or as some heathens like to call it, soda, for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Dr. Pepper. I would have to go with vanilla Coke.

If you could only have one fast food restaurant for the rest of your life, which one you choose? Dr. Pepper. I would have to go with vanilla Coke. If you could only have one fast food restaurant for the rest of your life, which one would you choose? Chick-fil-A. I know there's a lot of levels to fast food. So you decide what the boundaries are there. Chick-fil-A. I would have to go with Chick-fil-A. Let's go, Jocelyn.

Let's go. And the last one, possibly most importantly, if you could only watch one episode of The Office for the rest of your days, what would you choose? I would have to go with Goodbye Toby. Yeah. All right. Looking forward to hearing what you have to say.

Bye bye. Bye bye. I don't know. One episode of The Office? One episode? I don't know. Rapid Fire. She's shooting at me right now.

Diversity Day. That's yours? It's my favorite. Mine's got to be. Maybe. I don't know what it's called, the episode where the intervention. Really? With Meredith?

I have a deposit? It's just one of the first ones that came to mind. I don't know. It's hard to choose one episode. Diverse Today is so funny. And it's got the romantic side of it with Jim and Pam near the end. Jim's having a really hard day, but then Pam falls asleep on his shoulder. Oh, yeah. He like lost all of his sales. Yeah. Not a really hard day, but then Pam falls asleep on his shoulder. Oh, yeah, he lost all of his sails.

Yeah, not a bad day. Yeah, I know. How sweet is that? Not a bad day. Jocelyn, thank you for the voice memo, and thank you for sounding rough for us. Cool. What up, Jake? What up, Brad? This is Andrew White coming at you from Santiago, Chile.

Lick him. I'm watching episode 71, and you guys just got done talking about sports teams, sports fandoms, sports bandwagons. I feel like this might be a topic that raises a lot of controversy, much like when you guys talked about different regions of the United States and what states fit into which regions. So this has raised a couple additional questions on my end. And so I'm wondering, what do we do in the case of expansion teams? I'm from St. Louis. We just got a new MLS franchise, St. Louis City SC. They've never even played a game.

So is everyone automatically a bandwagon fan? Or do you have to be from that city in order to not be a bandwagon fan? What do you think? In addition, what do we do when you move to a new city or even to a new country? How do you pick what team you're going to support? Are you automatically a bandwagon fan? If you're not from that place, let me know.

Thanks guys. Bye. That's good. A lot of good questions. So much of it is just on a case by case basis. Yeah. There's just an intangible, like it's like a line,

right? Like if I don't care about soccer at all, which is where I'm at now, but if I moved to somewhere like Chile, I would probably love to support the Chile national team or something. You know, I would be really into it. And maybe that makes me a bandwagon fan. But I would also still be a Kansas City Chiefs fan and a Kansas City Royals fan. I can't switch baseball teams because I move because I already have a team. Yeah, you can't be for the Chilean chili dogs.

No, not even that good. Yeah, their pitching is bad. They never know how to close the game out. Well, yeah, so a lot of my beliefs and opinions about this spur from when the Royals had a great playoff run in 2014, 2015. The Royals have been so bad

literally our whole lives. Yeah. And I've been a fan of them because I've been in Kansas City the whole time. And then there were friends of ours that moved here from other towns you know either to go to grad school or uh just start their careers here and stuff and they got really into the royals and it's like yeah of course you're gonna get in the royals because it's fun to get in the royals the city is alive because of it yes and it's like you don't want to be like no you can't root for

the team that you live in the city of but there's like this like intangible line where you can't get as frustrated and you you have to really take it seriously though like for the other people like like if if you and i are watching a chiefs game and there's somebody that's new to kin city they're wanting to adopt the chiefs they never they lived in i don't know wherever muskogee yeah they live in oklahoma they didn't have a professional team they're like i'm gonna adopt the Chiefs They're watching the Super Bowl with you They have to like Be in tune with the game the whole time But they also can't like

Give too much analysis of the game This is great It's hard to describe this But you're doing a good job Because you can't just be like Oh like Patrick Mahomes Never makes that throw It's like Patrick Mahomes

Always makes that throw You don't know He's the reason we're here You're from Muskogee Please shut your mouth right now You know like You can't be too into it. You don't know. He's the reason we're here. You're from Muskogee. Please shut your mouth right now. You know, like you can't be too into it. You don't know. Like if you lose, like, oh, well, we'll get him next time.

But yeah, you also with us. You also can't be like going and getting pretzels. Yeah. During like a third and five. It's like, no, you got to like, this is a big down. We need this. We need this, Jake. Okay.

We need this. So it is. It's like this intangible, tough line of, I don't know. I don't know how to, so if you're entering that type of, uh, you know, environment, you got to really be reading the room. You got to like match their intensity, but not step on their toes. Yeah. And also like really be passionate about the team. And I think if it's a new team, then everyone's expansion teams. Sure. Anything goes. Sure. Absolutely. Get crazy. Cause they're going to be bad. So who cares? Yeah, exactly. If the, if the team is bad all bets are off be as big of a fan as of them as you want

because you're not a fair weather fan you're not a bandwagon fan um you're a questionable weather fan i just don't like it when people all of a sudden are big fans of teams and then they give your their take and it's like that is so wrong like the classic travis kelsey is slow still still irks me sorry to say it i'm sorry but it does okay travis kelsey's one of the best if not the best tight end in the league he's not slow he's he's a tight end he's not tyree kill who's the fastest receiver in the league whatever we don't talk all about sports but we're the best yeah the chiefs are awesome um okay don't bet on them though not as fun not not as fun just watch them what's up jake and brad this is caleb hitchcock coming to you from west one beach florida oh let's see you at the show you and i have talked

some more working on instagram and jake and i go back to the k west days and jake catherine and i to on your feet i appreciate you guys. I appreciate the podcast. So my question is this. Jake, I know how much you love yourself a nice orange in the shower and so it's got me thinking, what do the fruits go in the shower? So what would it look like for you guys to

do a bit where Jake taste tests out different fruits? Which ones are conducive and enjoyable in the shower and review them. And if you did, what would that look like? And what are some of the fruits you'd want to try Jake? Oh,

what would it look like? What would it look like? Go ahead, Jake. What would it look like? That's for the $15. What would you look like in the shower? What would you look like if you were eating fruits in a shower?

I don't know. Like, uh, like a banana or like a little plantain. I don't know. That might be too far. Insert line from, I'm not going to say it, but from Master of Disguise when he's like,

what's the food? Okay. Now I'm going to ask you. Have you got a little wiener and some tiny nuts? Sorry. You know, I could tell just by looking at you. You had a little wiener and some tiny nuts. Sorry. You know, I could tell just by looking at you. You had a little winner. So, tiny nuts.

Oh, yeah. Do you know what the line I'm talking about? No. I don't know that movie. Okay. Well, if you know, you know. Are you a member of the Turtle Club? Turtle.

That's a part I remember. Oh, I mean, it's got to be the juicier the better on the fruits, right? I'd like to think so. I'm thinking grapefruits. Grapefruit would be awesome. Limes. Sure. Why not limes?

Peaches. Peaches. Peaches would be nice. Strawberries would be good. Yeah. Plums. Plums would be nice. Oh, that juice just running down your chin.

It runs down and then you just. You just let it run. Yeah. You let it run. You're fine with it. And then guess what? Underneath your belly button, it creates a little reservoir. You can dump it out in your hand. Yeah. Slurp it back up. It's like second plum, second plum. That's why they call it navels for the peaches.

I don't know. Um, yeah, I don't know. Honestly, I haven't eaten an orange in the shower in years and years. Although for Erick's allowed might've started that entire trend, but I just don't do it that much anymore. I don't consume a lot of fruit. I was going to say, I don't think I've seen a fruit in your house in a while. Which I don't know why.

I love fruit. Every time it's available, it's awesome. It's wonderful. Acai bowls? Sure. Those are the future, baby. That is what we need

to be eating every day. Acai bowls are great. Let me tell you, that sounds nice. Not bad. Seriously, though. Acai bowls are so dope They're great

Maybe I'll start getting some fruit Maybe, and maybe I'll start eating in the shower That does sound fun Thank you Caleb, go K-West Go Sailfish He went to PBA Hey Jake and Brad, it's Avery from Salina, Texas I just recently moved here with my husband

And at a population of about 13,000 it's probably the smallest town I've ever lived in. Fun fact, we live not that far from Dak Prescott. Unfun fact, our house is not nearly as fancy as his.

I was just wondering, are there words or phrases that you intentionally get wrong for fun? I, instead of saying like T sounds or S sounds, I've started using ch instead. So instead of saying I'm in purchasing, I say I'm in purchasing. I know it's wrong, but it's fun. I also say dinner instead of dinner. So what are y'all's? That's part of your testimony. I know it's wrong, but it's fun. I also say dinner instead of dinner. So what are y'all's?

That's part of your testimony. I know it's wrong, but it's fun. Then I became Christian. So what do you guys do? Freshman year of college. I, well,

you know what? Why don't I just say I knew it was wrong, but it was fun. It was fun. Purchasing. Ching, ching. I had a fake ID.

So I do a lot of purchasing. The only thing I can lot of purchasing. Uh, the only thing I can think of whenever I was, uh, at, at K country, I would have this character called lucky. He was a pirate.

Yeah. And he talked really funny. Kind of like the, uh, one of the characters, Kyle on good neighbor stuff. Um, and the way he,

he said like, it was that one, that one, uh, video where he's like, let's go get a burger. You know that? Yeah. Whatever. And, uh, but the way he where he's like, let's go get a burger. You know that?

Yeah. Whatever. But the way he says what, he goes, what? What? And for whatever reason, Catherine and I still do that all the time now. What? Oh, what? Come on.

What? Instead of saying what? What? I don't know. That's the only thing I can think of. When we would do those interview videos, you would always get their names so wrong on purpose. That was always the best. All right. So what's your name?

Sandy? Sadene? Cool. And then they're trying to correct you. The one we did the video with Sydney. Sadene? Great. Sadene?

Yeah. Yeah. Kaylee? Sadene. Yeah. Yeah. It's you. Like, yeah, it was great.

What's your name? Kylie? Kaylee? Kaylee? Cool. I've never heard that. That's cool. That's a pretty name kaylee oh kelly got it got it yeah yeah those are fun the only thing i really do i do it on the podcast honestly i don't talk any different on here than i do in real life so anything you've heard me say on here like in conversation yeah i'll speak with

a little alliteration or you know i say say words like that. Abreve. Yeah. From time to time. Yeah. But that's about it. I say a lot of words wrong unintentionally. I slur my words a lot. We all do. I've talked before. Like certain words that I know are kind of harder for me to say. I think I subconsciously slur them.

Silver dollar city. Kind of a tongue twister for me. Silver. You struggle with the R's maybe? Yeah. Silver dollar. Yeah. Silver dollar.

Silver dollar city. And it's at the L's and the R's probably. Because isn't that what you struggled with when you were a little kid? R's. Okay. Oh, red. Oh, Rudolph. Yeah. Silver dollar. And it's at the L's and the R's probably. Yeah. Cause isn't that what you struggled with when you were a little kid? R's. Okay. Oh, red. Oh,

Rudolph. Oh, reindeer. How do you say in her THs as ends lately? What? Like, like instead of saying those, she says nose.

Hattie? Hattie. Oh, I didn't hear that part. I thought you were just like, start saying THs as ends. I was like, okay,

okay. I'll try it. It sounds wrong, but it's fun. Why not? Yeah. I don't know. I was like, okay. Okay. I'll try it. It sounds wrong, but it's fun. Why not? Yeah. I don't know. She's like, yeah, I wanted to play with Nim. It's like, no, you want to play with them. So that's what I said. Nim.

So gosh. Weird thing to start doing. Huh. So I don't know if she's ever been able to say them, but I'm just noticing it more now. Yeah, I guess I don't say that much wrong, but that's one question though. What? Sorry, your hat is or house is not as big as dax yeah my for the record ours isn't as big as patch from home is either crazy no yeah i mean to be expected like um here's she said like i'm from a small town 13 000 oh yeah kind of a funny story that's bigger than my

hometown or my college town so katherine met my friend Jeremy on Skype back in college. Oh, they met on Skype. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, Hey, come meet my girlfriend, whatever. Oh, okay. Oh yeah. They were, they were on chat roulette and like, well, I'm Jeremy. I'm Catherine. Um, no. Uh, and anyway, she's like, uh, or he's like, yeah, I'm from a really small town in Kansas. She's like, I'm from a small town in Texas. How small is your town? And Jeremy's like, it's 500 people. And Catherine's like, oh, mine's 40,000. Like Texas small town and Kansas small town are like,

like 13,000 in Kansas, decent sized town. Decent size. You probably got a McDonald's, maybe a Dairy Queen in there. I've been at a large grocery store. Yeah. Like you have a Hy-Vee for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably multiple options. Right. Which, yeah, yeah. Right. Multiple options.

Right. Which, yeah. So how can you possibly think 40,000 people is a small town? That's crazy. Yeah. I don't know. And it's, it's not, it's, it's not a big town by any means, but it's not small. They have everything you can think of.

They have Chipotle. Yeah. I've been to it. There's no, there's no rural town that has a Chipotle. No, no. Stratford's not, doesn't have a Chipotle. That does not. I don't think Bolivar has a Chipotle.ord's not doesn't have a chipotle that does not i don't think bolivar has chipotle even branson doesn't have a chipotle yes does uh strafford only have

one stoplight did i make that up they just got their second one like two or three years ago it's like yes read it we did it is it like a hanging like a suspended one or is it like an actual in the ground dude we have one by my house like outside of strafford that's a hanging one it's just a blinking yellow oh okay so it's like hey just just be careful just keep driving but think about it think about it just be conscious here yeah but no we have two like uh you know metal hung changing lights structures in strafford that's great it's nice yeah it's nice we also randomly we don't even we yeah we don't have a chipotle we don't have a subway um do we have a subway i feel like i feel like small towns either have like a subway a dairy queen or a pizza hut or a sonic we don't definitely

don't have sonic we might have a subway i haven't been in back in a while definitely no dairy queen dang it but we have an uh a car wash for 18 wheelers. Talk about niche. No way. We got one of those. Can you take your normal car in there? And it just like gets like. Give me good. Like your Camry just like levitates a little bit. Just kind of getting thrown around from the water.

Get all up in there deep lagging the navel. Oh my gosh. Yeah, kind of lifts it up off the ground. Start shooting it around yeah um i don't i would be surprised if you could take an oral car in there but that would be fun what that's interesting strafford's right off i-44 and so it's just like yeah big semis can just come over and get their truck washed i love it do you have a dollar general oh yeah okay oh yeah because i'll work there in high school okay i was trying to get one of them like there's like

bingo you know some yeah okay that's a harder one of them. There's like a bingo. Yeah. Okay. What's a harder house? What's that? It's like a Southwest Missouri, like Hy-Vee. H-A-R-D-E-R? Like, hey, yo, what's up? You've been to Easy House? Welcome to Harder House, baby.

Yeah, it was on an episode of Scared Straight. They take them to the Harder House. They're like, you think murdering people's fun? Ernie's there. Ernie's involved. Wait, who? Ernie, your neighbor. What's his name? Henry. Henry. Dang it. Er there. Ernie's involved. Wait, who? Ernie, your neighbor. What's his name?

Henry. Henry. Dang it. Ernie. Ernie could be my neighbor too. I don't know. I don't know all my neighbors' names. I know.

I trust that you know Ernie. Yeah, you know Ernie. You trust. You think doing drugs is cool? Doing alcohol is cool, man. It's not, Jake. Welcome to the harder house. It's not.

That would be one of the, like these clout houses are getting really big with like tiktokers and influencers you know team 10 or whatever once we called the harder house and they make grocery content yeah like a fruit in the shower gosh it's full circle okay it's good we got it all right what's next what's okay uh let's do a couple more hey jake and brad my name is james and I'm a student at Purdue University in the beautiful mid-eastern state of Indiana. Oh, yeah. I listen to your podcast almost every day when I'm walking to class,

and it occurred to me that there's currently no messaging board for people to gather. There's no place for fans of the show to meet one another and chat. So I was hoping, with your permission, I could create a Ghostrunners subreddit. I'm aware that many people may not be on Reddit, but it's a fairly common platform, and I think it's a great way to share memes, considering how the inside joke and the meme potential of your show is just so high. It kind of blows my mind that no one's done this already. But I was looking for it, and

it wasn't there, so I was hoping that with your permission, I could be the one to start it. I could be the one. Thank you for your consideration in advance, and I hope that you will consider my offer. Thank you. Thank you for your consideration, and I hope you consider it. This dude emails.

This dude's on email. Thank you for the consideration, comma, yeah, trust you are well, and thank you again for considering it hopefully if you consider it started i trust you will consider it i trust you to consider this jake you just start the voice i hope this voice mode finds you well yeah um i trust that you are listening to it and it's going to make it into the episode yeah um dude that's awesome james back go for it that's sweet of course i mean i think it's crazy to think that people would want to make memes for us but i would love to see them sure i'd love to watch them yeah there have been a few cool stories about people like meeting via ghost runners and yeah i think magoon and murray if you will mago the real estate. We got one comment this week. We talked about,

you know, I saw Hope Eason at the wedding and someone was like, Hope Eason, she visited me in the Philippines or something. Yeah, it was Uganda. No way.

I was like, what in the world? So yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Our Patreon's been a tiny little community. Can I say anything?

Yeah, which is fun. But they're all getting to know each other and they talk back and forth from time to time. The live stream on Patreon is one of my favorite things. It is cool. We've only done two of them because it's

harder than you think to do all this stuff with all our other stuff going on but uh they're so fun because you get to see real time like conversations it's a podcast basically it's exactly like a podcast except you get live feedback yeah and it's awesome and our last one went like an hour 20 like it was a full full length there oh that reminds me this is maybe not something we should do while we record just have a conversation about something in the future but um i had that idea one time and i was wondering if you want to do it for this episode oh yeah next episode where whenever it comes out uh you know usually we put it out there at midnight on sunday night on youtube morning um what if we did like a nine o'clock central standard time release and we all like live

responded to it on YouTube or something? Yes. Like that. Love it. It's time. Let's do it. This is episode 73. So next Sunday night.

Yeah. Episode 74. It'll come out. Yeah. 9 p.m. Central time. Yeah. It'll be a premiere on YouTube.

So show up in your subscription box earlier that day. And basically we can all watch it simultaneously and be like in the chat together right it'd be fun yeah live chat kind of thing dude we got to make next episode oh shit this one's a good one yeah i know um it's been on my list like of notes for like three weeks now and i just keep forgetting to talk about it until afterwards okay next episode 74 we'll premiere it but yeah james make us a subreddit that's awesome yeah i'm on reddit but i don't really do much i definitely don't't post anything, but I'll get in the mix. Sure.

Mix it up. AMA. Yeah, ask me anything. Yeah. You know. You know. You know. STFU.

Okay. Why don't we, let's end the voice mode there. Okay. And let's kind of wind the sucker down a little bit. We've got quite. Oh boy. Yeah. I'm nervous for the jingle already. I've been nervous all day. Would you like to end this episode with a little bit. We've got quite Oh boy. I'm nervous for the

jingle already. Would you like to end this episode with a jingle, Brad? Yeah, do you want to do reviews or no? Let's do them. Okay, okay. Let's do them. My review of the week is on the internet. It's from Cupcake77. Oh yeah. Title says, One Jake, Two Teas.

Yep. Which is a fun title for stuff. Two teas. I've been listening for over a year. Two teas. I still get excited to see the notification on Monday morning saying that their new episode is up. I'm a patron. It just can't get enough.

I commute roughly four hours a day. So the longer the episodes, the better. Well, it is lengthy. Love these guys. Love their content and love the looks I get when I'm crying in the car. Life has been tough, but still laughing because Jake and Brad are are in the background cracking jokes t-u-f-f tough oh man well that's awesome i really appreciate that that's cool you've been listening for that long and still get excited yeah i know four hours a day she needs it or he could be a male cupcake

you're right i'm sorry i am to all To all the cupcakes out there, do your thing. Do your thing. And let me know what you thought of Taylor Swift and Valentine's Day. Thanks. All right. Mine's from Lodge433. I'm sad I'm caught up. Dude, Caught Up by Usher.

Caught up. Got me feeling it. Caught up. I don't know what to do. Yeah. Got it twisted. Oh, caught up. Yeah, he like has that run. Yeah yeah I did it perfect

I think I was like is that Usher? dude that song's so good that's a good album that's the same album that Yeah's on I was gonna say the same album that Need to Breed's on Florence is on there

Florence might be my favorite just the idea of like There's no machine Florence She just stayed in there by herself It just me Happiness I'm sad I'm caught up

So sad Caught up This is Just the first sentence alone guys trey is fantastic big butt trey is fantastic but he's got a big butt trey's got a big butt um trey's fantastic but brad quickly outpaced him for my favorite podcast of the week i've never been told in my life that i've outpaced anybody. Never.

Even in like lineman camp. It's like, Ellis, pick it up. Like, uh, favorite podcast of the week. Um, if you like fast food and inside jokes,

who doesn't, you need to hop on this pod, zipper merge onto the ghost runner squad. Oh, that's a nice, that's a nice, uh, jingle.

She's, she's right. So I'm large. I learned today what, or I learned today that Whataburger is in fact not called Waterburger. The first people I thought to tell were Jake and Brad. I'm from the north. It's not all my fault.

Jake and Brad, thanks for starting our Mondays off right and for pumping us up for the week with your jingles. I love the way you affirm one another. Oh. Hey. Hey. Hey. Look. Good job. Listen. Hey. Anyways, never stop rambling. Just Chiefs, just drinks. Bye-bye. Just Chiefs. That's cool. Just Chiefs. Listen. Hey. Anyways, never stop rambling. Just Chiefs, just drinks, bye-bye.

Just Chiefs? That's cool. Just Chiefs. Just Chiefs. That's a nice, that's a nice shed right there. What do you sell? Just Chiefs. Just Chiefs.

What do you need? Just Chiefs. Just Chiefs? Just Chiefs. When you're done with Just Chiefs, if you get thirsty, there's Just Drinks down the road. Just Chiefs, Just Cheese, Just Drinks. Shea Butter. Yeah, whatever. What?

Oh, man. Okay. Yeah, thank you guys for the reviews as always brad you're outpacing trey that's exciting so much pace bring it trey speaking of pace um someone texted me literally today the word pacemaker um my heart's fine so don't worry about that but that word has always been kind of like furlough where it's like it sounds more fun than it is yeah like when i first first time i heard pacemaker reminded me the first time i heard playstation and we were lauren fetty i was in like third grade she was like you should come over like my parents gave me a playstation and i i didn't know what a playstation was like i know now it's like an xbox you know it's a video console i thought a playstation was like some like the corner of her

room yeah there was like a workshop set up like a small like yeah jungle gym or like where that's where you could put your play-doh on it's a playstation kitchen like a fake kitchen or yeah whatever i walked into her room and i was like where is it and she's like it's that little great thing yeah it's like playstation that's how pacemaker is i'm like oh that sounds fun pacemaker sounds like yeah uh i don't know what i'm gonna get for christmas this year maybe a new yo-yo i don't know maybe a'm going to get for Christmas this year. Maybe a new yo-yo. I don't know. Maybe a bop it or maybe a pacemaker. Grandpa was saying something about pacemaker. It's like, oh, cool.

Sweet. Grandpa needs a pacemaker. Oh, like down in Naples. What is that? Is that like a ride down there? Yeah. What's going on? Eunice really has a good one.

Eunice. Yeah, pacemaker sounds so cool. Oh, man. Like a pace car, NASCAR. He's the pacemaker. Pacemaker, miracle worker worker keep my heart alive and you will love me i don't know my bod you are keeping me alive all right that's it pacemaker yeah end of jingle oh that's the jingle that's the jingle that's it no no no oh my gosh guys

okay okay this one's all Brad this week. Kirstie Swick wrote this one for us. She killed it. The best feedback we've gotten on a jingle in a while was the Old Town Road remix. Oh, really? And yeah, she's back at it again. Are you ready? Yeah.

Okay. I don't know. I don't know the words at all. I'm excited to hear this for the first time. Enunciate, Brad. Okay. Seriously. Let them hear the words. Justunciate, Brad. Okay. Seriously.

Let them hear the words. Just got to sit back and relax. Maybe I'll dance. Please dance. It's a long song. Hey. Come on. Long intro, too.

Every Monday. Every Monday. Hey. every monday every monday hey j and v hey return of the monday what it is what it does what it is what it isn't looking for a better way to get up out of bed instead of getting on the internet and checking on who i mean get up basement placement pod and a little bit of triplet a little bit of ellis somewhere between like seinfeld and ellen blank the week. Nope, y'all can't call back. Yeah, bad. Kombucha. This here is glow night. My co-host Ben on Wintry. But we did it our way. Grown, potted.

I sweat it out. Get on my feet for every jingle I record to it. And yet scream mom. Let them OGs go. And get on up. Got that Isaac Mac espresso. Is there James in my cup? Money. Stay on my craft and stick around for those laughs.

But I do that to pay the bills and bring my mortgage down. Trust me. I'm like, oh, man, I miss him. Chasing dreams since that can of cuck with Miss Catherine Blush. And fans across the country with the G-R-K-C. Stunning. Hey, logos out here. Now they can't tell me nothing

We give it to the ghosties Spread it across the country Patreon out here Now they can't tell me nothing We give that to the ghosties Just $15 monthly Can we go back? No, this is the Monday

Today is the day We'll go still it's over So we put our mics up Like the basement can't hold us Like the basement can't hold us Like the basement can't hold us Can we go back? This is the Monday Today is the day

We'll go still it's over So we put our mics up Like the basement can't hold us Like the basement can't hold us Now, now, can I pickle? Thank you, yeah I'm so dang grateful. I grew up really wanting a bunch of bowls, but that's what you get when George Ann raised you. Y'all can't stop.

Jets go hard like he got Justin Bieber in his heartbeat. And he's damning on a G-tube. Natasha trips three little children. Wreck his good deeds. Why? Gonna need more amperes. Give me a high five. Go Chiefs.

KC and my girl, she wants strip clothes. That's how much you will believe her. Nah, I never, ever did it for a show. That validation comes from giving back to the people people let's sing a song and it goes like bring your best yeah this is our party we came here to dance big like everybody was watching i got i'm down boys right behind me if i fall they got me lachlan just say try traversing and we keep marching i said hey this hey, this is the Monday. Woo!

We'll go still, it's over, so we put our mics up like the basement can't hold us. Like the basement can't hold us. Can we go back? This is the Monday. Today is the day. We'll go still, it's over, so we put our mics up like the basement can't hold us up Like the basement can't hold us Like the basement can't

This is where you interpret a dance? Yeah. Every Monday morning Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Ghost Runners 5 Hey It's the Ghost Runners Pod Hey It's the Ghost Runners Podcast Blanks, blanks, blank, blank, blanks

Of the week Poultry and beer Mediocre Life Updates. Subscribe on Patreon. Patreon.com Slash Ghost Runners. No, this is a Monday. Today is the day. We'll go still.

It's over. So we put our mics up like the basement can't hold us. Like the basement can't hold us. Can we go back? This is the Monday. Today is the day. We'll go still. It's over.

So we put our mics up like the basement can't hold us. Like the basement can't hold us like the basement can't hold us whoa how'd you feel about that i felt good i felt good i messed up a few times that was awesome so on my g-h-o-s-t-r-u-n-n-e-r-s hustling i messed up hard up kirsty great job writing uh if you're new around here yeah so basically people just keep writing us full songs it's awesome perform at the end of our episodes so that's what you just heard um and keep them coming uh because that's pretty fun that's pretty unique i think to the podcast world yeah i haven't heard i have to assume i have to assume yeah the sexiest podcast in kansas

trophy along with that jingle we're doing it different yeah love it thank you guys so much for listening um consider supporting us on patreon check it out you know get in there get your hands a little dirty maybe start with five ten you can always cancel anytime it's like shea butter though once you get in you're like this doesn't feel like my hands are dirty but they're clean but i know that they're clean but this is so so good to be true yeah i trust you'll make the right decision yeah we try yeah exactly that's good and yeah i've been posting a lot of clips on instagram if you've never seen us never checked us on youtube you could you could start there you know instagram's

kind of the gateway drug to youtube i think yep like this is nice but i want to feel something a little more now i want more i want please god give me one more give me one more um cool and don't forget next episode 74 we're premiering on YouTube. We're going to premiere on YouTube, guys, okay? Hey, a premiere, yeah. Okay, we're going to have a YouTube premiere, youtube.com, okay, guys? So get on there. What do you think about that, guys?

Leave us a comment below. Tell us what you think, okay? Yeah. Okay, because we really care about you guys, okay, guys? We care about you, and we want you guys to talk about it with us, okay? So leave us a comment. Leave us a five-star review. Check out Ellis Custom Creations if you need some nice tables, okay?

I consider this episode a fastball down the middle. How about you, huh? I'd say right down the middle. It's not going to hit my front door today. No. No. No. Ginger would like that anyway.

Ginger. What a name. Love you guys. Love you guys. See you next week. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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