Ghostrunners - 75 - Dude, Perfect Beans

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

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Okay, so Jake, I was at Bible study just right before we were recording this, and my Bible study is me, Peter, Gunnar, Kevin, just the crew. Sweet. And we were reading through Luke 16, and Luke 16, there's a part that says, in Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away with Lazarus by his side. And we were talking about like, you know, maybe that Hades, like we were reading different commentaries, Hades might not mean hell. Like we always think of Hades as hell. It means like a dark place on earth.

Yeah. That's what this was potentially like this passage was meaning. And Gunner's like, wait a second. He's like, he's like, when people say hot as Hades, are they saying Hades?

I was like, yeah. Like they're saying like, it's hot as hell. Like the, like they were kind of comparing it to hell. And he's like, I could have sworn like all my life. I've been saying hot as Haiti. as hell like the like they were kind of comparing it to hell and he's like i could have sworn like all my life i've been saying hot as haiti he's like like

i'm like like the like the country that port-au-prince yeah he's like yeah like hot as haiti and i'm like he's like think about it it's hot down there it's hot as haiti i was like yeah so so so in his head you could easily be like it's hot as the bahamas out here it's hot as cuba out here it's hot as the Bahamas out here. It's hot as Cuba out here. It's hot as the island that is shared with the Dominican Republic. It is hot as Turks and as hot as Caicos right here. I tell you what. Trinidad and Tobago.

Really, really hot today. Hot as, yeah, exactly. So anyway, hot as Santo Domingo up in here. Hot as Haiti. Trey was talking literally today on our podcast we recorded today. He said up until like, God bless. Thanks. Yeah. Up until like a week or so ago, he thought the phrase was all intensive purposes. Oh yeah. That's a common one. All intense and purposes. All intense and

purposes. Yep. Yep. And then I also learned yesterday for the first time that it's, uh, oh, now I don't know which one is right. I used think it was yep they're one in the same one and the same one and you yep they're one and the same oh i don't i think what is right i'll tell you what i think is right i thought it was one in the same in i in yeah that's what i mean okay well let me tell you who i got this from okay train i've been interviewing people we've been uh trying to hire someone right can't wait to hear more about that. And one of them said that. One and the same? Yeah. All the applicants were not one and the same.

Especially one guy. Google it. Let's see. But that's the thing. Like, how do you Google that without directing Google towards the search? You just say which one is right. One and the same. I'm searching what I want to know.

Oh, here's what is, which is correct. One and the same. One and the same one the same yeah yeah the old expression they are one and the same is often now mangled into the roughly phonetic equivalent one in the same they mangled it dang it so what does that mean it's they're both right let's let's just know it's be millennials about this let's blame somebody else it's it's the manglers that did it okay manglers they they they came to our country and they just been mangling ever since. Yep. That's

why I've been mangling. I've been mailing. Huh? So we didn't get anywhere with that, but it's definitely Hades. Hades is right. Hot as Hades. Hot as Hades. And we got a hot, hot jingle for you guys this week. It's a, let's get, let's get energetic. Come on, let's go. The nineties kids. Uh, Christians are going to love this one. We couldn't find an actual instrumental. But we found this piano tribute on YouTube. Hey. Monday morning, hey.

With the Ghost Runners podcast, hey. Come on. Hey. Yeah. Let's go. Hey. Hey. Uh.

What? Yeah. Hey. Keep going. Hot as. Hey, hey. Uh, what? Yeah, hey. Keep going. Uh, hot as hey. D, say. Uh, uh, uh. Ooh, I think this tight beat means it's going down.

On some random thoughts and white. Me too. Made west past friends. Eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have some fun. Go get on your feet. It's a Gus Rundles podcast every Monday morning.

Jake and Brad. Take it. Yeah. Gus Rundles podcast every Monday morning. it on your feet it's a ghost runners pod cast every monday morning jake and brad hey piano solo piano solo everyone in your car right now so i'm thinking i'm thinking you take the piano solo and that's all there is in this song and you just watch watch. You just watch. Yeah. Thank you guys for tuning in. Episode 75 of the Ghost Runners podcast. I trust that you guys are well. I trust you guys. Brad, how are you, buddy?

How are you? Hey, Brad. How are you? I need a haircut. That's what I need. Yeah, I was thinking about getting a haircut. Man, I think I'm turning into somebody that gets their haircut like three times a year out of just necessity only.

Oh, that's where I'm at. Yeah. Yeah. Really? I don't like. Yeah, it's not like, oh, it's always at a certain length i gotta keep it that length it's like grow it out a lot and then kind of trim it down and yeah it's kind of nice to not have to have like not to be confined by your job of like oh you're in corporate life so you need to have short hair or like

whatever no no i just let it flow no yeah like i've said train i've been interviewing people all week i've been wearing this which has has been nice. We were taking bets. Is someone going to show up in a suit? One of these guys, surely, is going to show up in a suit. We had a collared shirt. That's as formal as we got. Just one guy. Really?

Pretty casual, which is great. Oh, that's a sign. We just had our hat. Our Bucky's hat just fell in the studio. Oh, that was spooky. That's a nice looking hoodie but i'm gonna be honest it could be nicer if it said ghost runners podcast oh let's talk about it let's talk about it let's talk about we got some merch so last week yeah we kind of put it out there like whoa

you hear that put it out there put it up there what are you saying how does hair race notice hair i can't do that so i can't roll i sound like i could do something in my mouth that you can't that's the first that's the one thing that's the one thing we and we've tried a lot of things guess whose tongue uh brad's good brad is good okay um what was i saying oh the merch yeah we kind of put that out there last week they're like hey we're gonna have merch even though we didn't know if we uh were we're going to and we pulled it off we did we got some really really nice stuff from our friend alice and it's comfort colors which i'm not sure how many people out there know what comfort colors is as a brand if you're an sec sorority school like you you'll know you know you know yeah it's um it's just crazy comfortable if

you have like an ellis custom creation shirt which dropped you know about six months ago it's early release yeah the ogs know yeah yeah then you you have some comfort colors but yeah it's they're so comfortable about as nice as you can get when it comes to like apparel so it is a little bit more expensive but it's because it's really nice yeah it's good is that why we're making any more money off of it yeah we're making less money on this than we were in the shirts like two months ago but please buy them but a hot dog hot dog you're gonna look good this fall you're gonna look like a snuggly buggly hot dog right in those in that in that merch okay you got that bun surrounding you guys you're a pretty hot dog you got your nice bun your nice winter buns with the buns a little crew neck for your ketchup i'm gonna snuggle around the fire your chestnuts up there

i didn't think about it for the men for the men the boys the boys and the chestnuts roasting out the open fire with their merch huh it's gonna be great dude speaking of boys I put this on our story last night

but publicly to all of our our listeners uh we have a ghost starter subreddit which is great there's not a ton on there but what's on there

is pretty funny people have been making some memes and some funny things and a couple episodes ago I told that story of my friend who had her first kiss and the guy was like i cannot wait to tell the boys about this

and so that like auto-generated caption on youtube of i cannot wait to tell the boys about this was screenshotted and then they put a caption on it right that was what did the caption even say it was oh shoot oh when maybe it was like when the ghost runners say that we can like give you permission to have a subreddit. Yeah, meme them or something. Yeah. I cannot wait to tell the boys about this. So that's funny.

A lot of stuff just moving and shaking. Yeah, merchandise will be out. Or it's out now. You guys can get it whenever. Ghostrunners.life. Life. Because it's for life. For life.

Bring your best every day. You've got a good life. Heisenberg. You've got a good life. You've got a good life heisenberg you got a good life got a good life uh so yeah check it out yep um that's one way to support us and rock the rock the hoodie rock the crew neck rock the long sleeve and rock the vote and hey let's talk about you guys let's go ahead and post it out there so people will actually do it you know because if you don't post it then people won't you know do it yes yes uh brad how was your week what'd you do what'd you see who'd you think what did i see what did you see i what'd you see that's that's

what you mean you say how was your day what'd you see hey what'd you see out there uh every single old like sailor yeah how the waters would you see what oh is that what they say oh you know you're such a you're such a sailor from missouri yeah the sailors in missouri that's they're called like the strafford sailors yeah yeah because they can't say indians anymore so it's strafford sailors let's go the opposite direction on this uh my week's been good man i've been grinding it's it's a fun week but it's been like a very successful healthy grind you know i'm saying like oh like a healthy grind grind walnuts yes yeah let's be healthy like or like oh like these are sustainably grown beans and i'm grinding for my coffee like nice healthy grind dude i don't know why you would have seen this yes yeah let's be healthy like or like oh like these are sustainably grown beans and i'm grinding

for my coffee like nice healthy grind i don't know why you would have seen this but maybe you did did you see that like dude perfect like came out and they're like hey guys uh we're excited to announce this new partnership because like they don't have that many like full-time partnership it's like nerf and maybe like whistle sports like they don't like partner with people ever they're like one-off and it was like we're excited to announce this partnership with this Pinto Beans company. It's like, we really believe in these beans. We've tested these beans. We love these baked beans.

Is it a joke? It's the most random. No. They just decided we're just going to partner with this beans company. Think about Nike comes to them like, no, no, no. Not really a brand. Not really a thing. Like Chevy. Like, hey, we'd love to supply your cars for all these things. You guys are all Texas boys. How about a truck? Not a thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not really. Not really a brand. You know, like Chevy, like, Hey, like we'd love to supply your car. You guys are all Texas boys.

How about a truck? Not a thing. Beans like Goya beans. We're in. Let me taste it. But yes, very interested. Now, like I know, I know you normally ask like a hundred thousand, you know, for every, every post or whatever.

We can only offer you about three, 4,000. No, no, no. We'll do it. Pro bone. You pay that in beans. Yeah. Pro Bino. Yeah.

Pro Bino. That's the other thing. It's a, it's a, it's, it's like an idea. Like they're going to sell the beans and then they're going to sell the X or like the laxative later or whatever. Like, so it's just like a big thing. They're cornering the market. It's like the people who sell hot dogs and the buns, you know, it's like, you gotta,

gotta buy both. I mean, name, name another YouTube influencer who is uh posting and sponsored by beans i can't even think i don't think there's one i can't think of one i think they're there's that's very smart i know mr beast was thinking about changing his name to mr beans but he's like even steven's guy kind of already has that mr beans uh no i mean like yeah some people zag, they, they zwank, you know, they, some people zigs, they zwank. They went right to the beans. Yeah.

So dude, perfect. Just all about the beans. They're going to, they're going to like record like, uh, you know, something in Chipotle. We're doing some Chipotle trick shots and they're like beans only like more beans. They're like, look, they're like holding their camera up a little more beans. And it's like overflowing. Are you good? Uh,

we're going to actually ask for, you guessed it. More beans. Oh, guys, real quick. Let's get a thumbnail with the beans. Everyone mouth open.

Wow. Beans. Oh, beans. Yeah. I just doesn't make it like their target market is like 11 year old boys. And they're like, Oh, but we're going to, Oh, when they get older, they're going to have our beans. Yeah. I just doesn't make it like their target market is like 11 year old boys and they're like, oh, but we're going to, oh, when they get older, they're going to have our beans. They're going to love the beans.

They're going to go whole 30 on the beans. I love it. Where are my keto warriors out there? You're going to love beans. Beans is the future baby. Oh, that's awesome. Anyway, my human beans, get get my beans my little beans sorry that was a big misdirection there um how's what did you see yeah just meaning like i've been working

hard but not too hard i haven't been staying up till two in the morning like i've been known to do in the past i've just been working hard when it's the daytime um so and the rest of this week you gotta gotta start and finish a trade kenn table. How are we feeling about that? No, it's definitely already started. It's no problem. Yeah. The only thing he's wanting to leave in this table, two leaves, actually. Whoa.

Do a leaf. Do a leaf. Yeah. How about that? Yep. Do a loofah too. Like apparently they don't share loofahs in the shower. He's going to take that table in the shower. Yeah.

We don't ask. We don't. Hey, not once. Once it's under your roof, it's not, it's not our jurisdiction. Okay. You got a WWJD bracelet. I trust that you're going to do or at least take it off before you take it in the shower. All right.

All right. HWLF, you know, on the WWJD. Good for you. It's a newer one. I understand if that's the case, but not bad. Not bad. Not bad. OK, not bad.

No. Yeah, I'm grinding on that. He wants two leaves, though. And so I'm grinding on that. He wants two leaves though. And so I'm just, that's a little more difficult. But if it's Trey Kennedy, I'm doing it. You're going to make it happen. I mean. He followed you on Instagram this week.

You have to. He did. Yeah. And I played it cool. I was like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to repost this. Like, hey, Trey Kennedy, thanks for the follow. It'd be extremely weird if he did. I did actually also get, so I made a cutting or a cheese board with a BU, like Baylor University logo.

Beans, us. Beans, you. Yeah. What's up? We're from Texas and we are officially sponsored by Beans, you. It's like this like nonprofit that they do, like a GoFundMe for like kids, like in other countries to like go to college or something. They, yeah.

Yeah. Or just kids like impoverished, like hungry kids. We're getting them the full diet of beans. I love it. Sure. The kids are like, can we get a little variety? Like the beans are great. Like beans are what we usually have.

This is not any better than what we can make ourselves. Beans are the one export we have as a country. Right. We're good on beans. No, but they're, but they're the magical fruit. We've like, we've tested, we've tried these. We endorse these beans. They're good beans. I got to know the background backstory i did google dude perfect beans real quick just to make

sure that i was like wasn't making this up and yeah it's it's a company yeah they got jalapeno and bacon beans maybe they just like gave them um like five million dollars for this oh i can't imagine what that partnership was yeah if anything i bet dude perfect is actually like a co-founder in the company now like i bet they like own half the company yeah they went to shark tank yeah uh dude uh they're at that level david doberg's at that too because he did it this week too he launched a perfume which one he's like a male he's a heterosexual male youtuber looking male guy too right like uh i think girls find him pretty attractive but he's like 22 okay you know he's not exactly a heartthrob it's like yeah he's successful so that makes him attractive sure but here's here's a dude who makes youtube vlogs sells perfume online and he sold i think a quarter

million in the first four hours that's insane it's online perfume you don't even know what it smells like that's also true no idea what it smells like you're just like i trust him you're not getting swatches of that beforehand to like try out. No premature swatch. You're not like rubbing it on There's no magazine these days. Yeah, you go to the mall. You're like, okay, uh No, yeah, you got like four on there like that combination smells kind of can I get this? Yeah, it's kind of a hybrid. Yeah, I got to cleanse my nose palette. Hold on now I do that like shopping for my mom for candles I'm like ten minutes of Bath and Body Works. This all smells like peppermint now.

My nose is like clogged. I think you get to that level as an influencer where you just realize, I think they'll buy anything. Let's see how far we can push it. 100%. Perfume, beans, women's socks, tooth enamel. I don't know. Tooth enamel. I don't even know if that's something you'd buy.

No, no. Yeah. Oh, no. If you have an enamel deficiency, you figure it out. No, there's enamel people, enamel sellers and enamel salesmen one of the same um so anyway uh my gosh we're getting derailed sorry so i'm grinding and i made this cheese board that said bu on it my goodness and it was it was for a friend of katherine's from baylor i sent it to him and he's like thanks man it looks awesome love it he posted on his story and then his wife

posts on her story hot dog uh and apparently his wife's a decently big deal i looked her up dbd yeah 465 000 followers on uh the instagram.com that's more than you and i combined way more like lots more um yeah that's like way more than like that's whatever you get it um but but like all these girls like that that are followers of youtube or instagram people are like oh my gosh i can't believe lauren k sims re repost and i was like i i was not even building it for her like i mean i obviously made it for the couple but i was like i just knew mike it's how i made it for mike that's an easy that's the cheese integration though. The cheese board for her.

Oh, sure. That's the cheese. That's the cheese board. And so because of that, like all these girls I knew were like commenting and DMing me, like probably 10 girls, like basic white girls. But I'm sorry if you're listening and you're one of those girls. Basic white girls is too like. It's a pretty big word.

It's too surface level though. Like you are so much more than that. You understand? Yes. Do you understand? I love you. And I really, truly do. Hattie, if you're listening, you're loved.

Had your DM to me was, there were a few spelling errors, but overall for a three-year-old, you did a really good job. Yeah. Um, so I like frantically, like I hadn't posted on my Instagram. I post on my story. I was going to ask you about this. Okay. So I hadn't posted in like, it was July 4th i looked it was it okay because i thought

something was wrong i was with scott and i was like i think something's wrong with brad's instagram like the algorithm is weird i can't like get past brad's tables i can't get to anyone else i was like i was i had an instagram account that was only for you i was like something's wrong and i looked at your page i was like no he just posted i just posted like 10 things in a row because i was like what if this girl what if all these people are like going to my Instagram now that are interested in buying stuff for me? So that's why yeah, and like the last three pictures were of my family. I don't that doesn't bring home the bacon Oh, oh if anything that eats the bacon and so I like the bacon things and the pork and beans

And like I think I got three followers followers that was it that was it like no no dms no nothing so yeah i always try to encourage people who are like i was thinking like i might reach out to this influencer and like try to just get my foot in the door like make a video for them and just in exchange for them to tag me like they don't have to pay me i'm like that's great but just fyi like don't expect much right from these tags. Like I don't expect any story tags, but if Trey fall, like if Trey post something, I'm not necessarily like he's huge,

but I'm like, I might get a few like nibbles. You might nibbles of bacon nibbles, but no bits. Yeah. No bits. Um, it's tough.

If people are more distracted than ever, they're following more people than ever. It's hard to, you know, get their attention. Social dilemma, dude. I watched it,

watched it. I don't know if we already talked about this, but feels like we did we definitely talked about it in person but that's probably why that's the struggle of doing a podcast with your friend is you're like what did we talk about in person and what do we need to talk about here dude especially train up we have two different ones so it's like do we talk about this on this podcast or the other one you know what that was probably with brad well crap maybe it wasn't maybe it was just when i had like a normal conversation with somebody i talked about i'll tell you what it was the worst back in january when i was dating a lady yeah we're having a lot of conversation and a lot of it like how was your day how was your week type

conversation what'd you see what'd you see yeah how are the waters how's the waters out there deadliest catch huh hey babe i was thinking about it i think you're my deadliest catch you know what i mean hey you're my piranha i don't know eat my skin now um but that was the toughest organ i don't know that was really tough too because then i was like balancing even more of like okay who have i told about my week what do you know what do you know? What do you know? Right. What am I waiting to tell you?

What am I waiting to tell you? So thank goodness I don't have that to worry about anymore. That is why that ended. I was like, hey, this is going great. It's just with the whole one podcast a week thing. You know, I'm a talker. I'm a talker for my profession and I just can't do that. It's just a lot. Oh man.

I think there does need to be like a general sense of like forgiveness with people that you're closest to when they retell you a story. I think there needs to be a little bit of a general forgiveness, but also a general, like, um, like how do you, how do you tell somebody very quickly without offending them or without making it awkward? I retold you a story tonight and I was like somewhat sure before we started recording that you'd heard it, but I was like, I'm going to tell a story quick just that you're here and you let me finish i'll let you finish because even though we talked about it once we can react differently this time it's just like a

movie it's a movie second second film second second streak and i've talked about before i think on the podcast that i have this kind of weird thing where i live my life as if it's being filmed like i don't ever tell anyone the same story the exact same way even if it's like my grandma on the phone and with you on the podcast like i would tell the story differently not because the audience is different but because like i feel like it keeps my brain fresh it's a new challenge it's like this weird challenge i put on myself like that and so if i'm telling a story for the second time it's like it's probably gonna be different so yeah you're welcome i'm gonna give you a new detail did you know it was cloudy that day ah i bet you didn't overcast you know they were a new detail. Did you know it was cloudy that day? Ah, I bet you didn't.

Overcast. You know, there were cumulonimbus. I thought it was going to rain and it didn't. Freaking paleontologist. He's always wrong. He's always wrong. Never went to dental school. Anyway, that's dude.

Speaking of dentist, I, Scott Sell and I played in a pickleball tournament Saturday in Wichita, Kansas yeah it was great it was a lot of fun afterwards we're famished you know how getting second place goes

we go to this pizza place and we're feasting down did you go you want to get a pizza? I didn't even think about that that I did

I was the one that was like dude how's pizza sound? and he's like dude pizza sounds good dude pizza sounds nice pizza's always what if we didn't have to get that. I was the one that was like, dude, how's pizza sound? And he's like, dude, pizza sounds good. Dude, pizza sounds nice. What if we didn't have to get out of our cars? Huh? Oh, I didn't even think about that. So you went to a pizza place.

The knock. Yeah. Pizza, guys? Went to pizza. And pretty early on in the meal, a woman comes over, not our waitress. And she was like, hey, so I just have to say, I am a huge Ghostrunners fan. No!

Scott was elated. He loved it. I mean, I was fired up, too. I've talked about it before. Anytime I get recognized, I am usually more excited than the other person, just because it's so unbelievable to me, and quite honestly, Ghostrunners is not that big. So it's like, how is someone... No, no, no, no. Especially when it's like, hey, I love your and Trey's videos. That makes more videos that makes more sense but it's like i listen to ghost runners and that's how i know you

oh and scott is the most excitable person i know i think i would say yeah and so he i'm sure was just like dude that is awesome that is so awesome yeah dude. I can't believe I got a text saying about this. I OK, so her name was Ashley Thomas, and I thought I wrote down. She knows someone who got who worked with you at K Country. Brian Taylor. No. Oh, sorry, Brian. It was it was kind of like a Bogart.

Dang, it's not Bogart. Maybe not Brian. Sorry. Blind turn. It was one. Maybe not Brian. Sorry. Blind turn, Bo. It was one of those things in the moment, like, how could I forget this? And then five days have passed. Like, obviously, I'm going to forget that name. Dang.

We'll look up Ashley Thomas on Facebook. You think he was from Wichita? No. Bryant Lane? K-State, maybe. Maybe. K-State. We should.

Well, let's figure this out off the podcast. But Ashley Thomas, speaking of dentistry, she is a dentist she knows anderson my roommate college my old dentist she went to umkc dental school i was like maybe you worked on my teeth and she said no i haven't but it was still exciting so she was just a patron of uh the pizza place patron of the pizza place i was thinking she was a uh worker at the pizza place i thought she was my waitress just out of the corner of my eye because like someone walked up to me. How's your food? Or whatever. But no, she's patronizing it. Speaking of patrons,

hey, shout out to our patrons for a quick picture on our comps back at Ghostwriters. My mom was upset the other day when we were doing that improv that we didn't mention her because she's a $15 patron. Okay, well, next wedding I go to, we'll figure it out. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Okay, I want to also just piggyback off that with another story similar to that. We won't uh well keep going we need to we're not

quite done with ashley real quick okay no no great um so scott was like wait do you know me from the podcast scott i'm scott so and she's like uh no it's like oh boy that that's the best part is that scott was like really jacked oh so you probably best part is that Scott was like really jacked to get his moment of fame. Oh, so you probably know me. Yes. And she was like, no. It's like, that's okay. But she's like, I'm only on episode 40.

So it's like, okay, that makes sense. Okay. We get into it with Scott. So we probably mentioned him the last 10 episodes. We didn't introduce him as a character until season three. Yeah. You know, so that makes sense. And so I was like, okay, you'll hear about him.

You'll hear about him. And so I asked her, I was like, I was like, all right, you're going to get caught up to the episode 75 where we talk about you. What like what do you want your future self to know? Oh, I like it. Here's another thing that I didn't write down either. It's like, I'll remember that. But I'm pretty sure she wanted like advice on dentistry.

She wanted some advice. And I'm guessing for Ashley, it's probably January 9th or so. Okay. You think that's where she's at? Happy New Year, Shlee. Happy New Year, Shlee. Happy New Year, comma, Shlee. Oh, Happy New Year, Shlee.

We call her Shlee. Shlee. Shout out to my Shlees. What kind of tips should we give her? Just had a new year. For dentistry specifically i think i would say so they just came out with that like new year new year new um oh yeah braun just came out with a new drill is that what you were saying that is what i was saying yeah yeah yeah braun

drill yeah um lebron james endorses it yeah he's like this is like a ball handling drill that i do but guess what this is a drill for your mouth. Figure eight. A little this, a little that. But check out that drill. You ever seen the spider drill? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So I would say you're going to think it's a little expensive.

I don't know if we need this. Get the LeBron drill. It's going to go up a lot more in price, too. And it's going to be out of stock. So I'll go for that. Do not go with that new caffeinated water they're coming out with. Oh yeah. Like people are really saying it's great

for like somebody that wants to have, you know, you know, a little fizzy, a little fizzy sensation. Yeah. A little fizz sensation. And,

but do not do that because it's just going to, it's going to run through you and it's going to run through your teeth. It's going to run through your enamel. Next thing you know, you're going to buy new ones from David Dobrik.

Yeah. He's going to sell you an enamel. It's going to be so expensive. ones from from david dobrik yeah he's gonna sell you an animal it's gonna be so expensive so oh yeah hopefully that was helpful um yeah i think that's i think that's i think we've done more than enough oh and x-rays are obsolete oh yeah it's only been three months but we found a new way yeah it's so much easier so just no one gets radiation you just get x-ray app is what it's called yeah just get the x-ray app yeah it's called um i see into you oh x-ray app. Yeah. It's called, um, um, I see into you. Oh yeah. We see into you dental. We, we, we created it. Um, so things are going good for us. Yeah. We got just drinks going. We got, we see you dental. We see into you dental. Um, so, okay. All right. I'm done. That was it. Okay. I just want to piggyback off that. We went to a

church this past weekend. We're trying out new churches and, uh, this church that we went to did a great job of like, you know, checking us in, being very welcoming, getting our names down, all that stuff, getting our information. And then I think the next day or two days later,

we got something in the mail with like a Panera gift card in it. That's nice. Wow. That is nice, Jake. That's nice. You ever had their Sierra turkey? Look at that shimma, Brad.

Have you ever had, yeah. Have you ever had their bacon turkey Bravo? I tell you what, their Alfredo is nice, huh, Jake? Oh, no, I've never had it. It's good. I tell you. It's got a nice Shima.

Anyway, no, they sent this letter and this nice card. And it just said, like, thank you so much for visiting, blah, blah, blah, blah. We really enjoyed having you. And at the bottom, it was like, I don't know if it was handwritten or if it was an email, honestly. It must have been something that had $5 gift card, but, uh,

is it PS five? I didn't want to say it. I'm sorry. Okay. It was a prime number, maybe 13. Um, like $29.

So random. You're kidding me. $37. Really? Um, no. So, but it said PS, uh, I'm a huge fan of the Ghost Runners.

And I was so excited to see your names on our list of new people, new visitors. No way. Get on your feet. No. Catherine called me. She's like, Brad, this, like, it was kind of like Catherine was my Scott. Like, she was like, this is crazy. Like, this is so funny.

I had to call you right away. That's cool. What's her name? Shout her out. His name is is so funny. I had to call you right away. That's cool. What's her name? Shout her out. His name is Sam Seavers. Wait. You know him? Yeah.

You went to Lenexa Baptist, didn't you? Yes. Yeah. Wait. How do you know Sam? He didn't say anything about me? No. I went to college with Sam.

Oh, come on, Sam. Wait, no, I met Sam then. We played basketball together. Wait, Sam's upstairs. Wait, Sam. Hey, Sam, come on down. That was who we saw earlier. No, is that the guy we played basketball with?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back in the day. I mean, like three years ago, probably. Wow, I can't believe you remember that. Yeah. Well, I was looking at his picture right now. That helps. But I put two and two together.

One and the same. Man, remember that playing basketball? That gym was hot as 80s. Dang it, I said it right. Dang it. I said it right. I said it right. Dang it. I said it perfectly right. That gym was hot as Tegucigalpa. Anyway, Jake, how was your week, man?

That's awesome. Bob Sam didn't mention me, but yeah, that's super cool. It was just a quick PS kind of thing. Yeah, it wasn't. Didn't have time to say, hey, Jake and I have competed together in Spirit Chapel at SBU. Yeah, no Spirit Chapel talk. Oh, really? They did not have fresh yams.

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jake wow i was not expecting that yeah um dude i had a sporty little weekend yeah you did with the pick friday night scott and i were gonna leave for wichita for the pickleball tournament but he was like hey i got a got a softball game got a slow pitch softball game friday night that i got to play in first actually we're short a guy if you want to come play in with us i was like that's sweet i played so much baseball growing up a lot of fun um not a slow pitch so it's kind of different yeah uh hitting anyways but uh i'm running late like always i get there there's still a little bit of time to kind of like warm up you you know, your arms real quick. We're playing catch on the field right before the game.

And I kind of feel like I not necessarily met everyone, but Scott introduced me. I feel like I've seen everyone's face and I'm playing catch. And it's been there for like three. That's a funny thing to say. I feel like I've seen their faces. What'd you see? Well, their faces for a while. A lot of faces.

A lot of faces. Not one in the same. And been playing catch for a few minutes. And then to my left, I just hear Jake. I look over and it's a guy. I've not seen all the faces. I've not seen all the faces. It's a guy named Luke.

It's quite the quinky dink. So I met Luke three months ago in a coffee shop. We legitimately met just because we were sitting kind of near each other. And we both looked up from our computers at the same time and just made eye contact. And it's like, well, we got to introduce ourselves now. Like we were just staring right at each other and we both looked up from our computers at the same time and just made eye contact and it's like well we gotta introduce ourselves now like we were just staring right at each other from like this far away jake luke nice to meet you sick and then just went back down tight tight tight tight um so yeah that's how we initially met oh wow was at this coffee shop just because we looked at each other like uh-huh hey man i feel like i've seen you before hey man so i saw him there uh-huh and then i think i told you a couple weeks ago i kind of

partly got uh associated with a new friend group did a little little bonfire one night that's where i admitted my my love for taylor swift you're right yeah luke was at that bonfire and you didn't that must have been a big bonfire we're talking 12 13 people and you didn't connect that he was there or you did connect no once we were there i was like oh sick glad you're here cool okay yeah yeah at the bonfire and then saw him again the next night playing sand volleyball and then we went two weeks without it and now on now he's on the same team as me it's still pitch softball what a clinky dink what a clinky dink do you think he's gonna be one of your top five friends you know on your phone i'm looking to get there i'm hoping to see him i don't know

soon somewhere maybe it's some softball maybe it's some softball i mean i'm not really on that team and i want to keep seeing him at different places i don't want to repeat where i see him that's fair like you want to see him like when you're getting your oil change next or oil change enamel switch sure whatever i'm doing yeah all those things i want to see him again so that was pretty cool yeah uh one thing about the game so it's all like guys in our 20s on this team nine guys in their 20s one man i'd say 58 pair of blue jeans uh on their on your team on our team okay and didn't really get to meet him after about three innings i was like all right it's time i'm like scott who who who is this guy he's like oh that's so-and-so is like father-in-law he's been playing with us for always

cool dude he wears jeans every day no matter if it's 95 out we have a day game or it's night like he wears jeans working move right there yeah every game nice and i was like cool and so like i said i've played baseball since preschool like more than any other sport i feel like my first job was being a statistician for baseball. Like I'm very familiar with baseball culture more than any other sport. And this dude, I will say, had some phrases that I've never heard of. Unfortunately, I can only remember two that I wrote down. But I mean, every inning, this dude saying stuff that I've never heard before. And it wasn't that crazy.

I was just like, where are you getting this from? Like what? Like, like, so one phrase that's normal you know you start anything like hey let's wake up the bats you know it's like you haven't scored a run like there's a lot of i love baseball phrases that's the thing there's so many and we got ducks on the pond yeah let's uh that's the only one i'll get ducks on the pond gapper texas leaguer texas leaguer you taught me that one caught looking whatever yeah yeah um so right before an inning all right let's go boys let's get some hits going put some green on it let's put some green on it here which i guess means let's hit it to the

outfield oh put some green on the ball like okay get the ball green from grass yes never heard that before put some green on some green on it i love it some green on it hey i'm on i'm you know he's like flipping some burgers hey what do you want what do you want on this you want a little bit you're oh you're on a diet okay i'm gonna put some green on it put some lettuce on there no no relish no relish no i got lettuce it's fine no it's lettuce lettuce green all right all right you want avocado get out of here it's not my barbecue other one, he kind of said more quietly. Maybe he's like working out this phrase. Maybe he's not ready to like yell it out loud or just to me and a couple other guys.

This one guy hit like two foul balls in a row. And he's like, he needs to go back to elementary school where he can learn to go inside the lines, which I guess means like coloring inside the lines, which I guess means stop hitting foul balls. Like, I think this dude's a comedian. Like, he testing like how far can i push just the weirdest stuff no that guy looks forward to that night every every week yeah he's got new material i got different dungarees for tonight we're going no my wranglers he's gonna have regular for sure i got my different wranglers on tonight and i got yeah five new things written down how do you think they'll

they'll feel like do you think they learned how to color pretty well back in the day like you think they know how to color you think i'll get my inside the lines joke that that is like seven words too long that one Yeah, he needs to go back to help like it's like you should be done right there ducks on the pond Put some green on like those are good those are boom boom like He's go back to elementary school so you can learn to color inside Because he's in fellow you know say guys yeah I'm saying, guys? Yeah. He just has really long idioms for baseball. Looks like this guy votes Republican because he's trying to build that wall

with all those doubles he's hitting off of it off the wall to do the warning track. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, okay, that was weird. I love it, dude. No, I think... Any other baseball phrases you think he might say? Oh, slice the cheese. I don't know. Oh, yeah. No, I think... Any other baseball phrases you think you might say? Oh, slice the cheese.

I don't know. Oh, yeah. Slice the cheese. Come on. Let's get the salami into the bun. It's all food. Let's roast some potatoes. Come on, boys.

Let's scale the jungle gym and get down the twirly slide. Here we go. I don't know. Yeah, I think that means that defensively, let's have a one, two, three inning. Let's make it quick. Up and down. Yeah, that's right. Up and down.

Scale the jungle gym. Scale the jungle gyms and get down the twirly side. Let's dry off the towels. Let's dry off the towels. That means. It's pretty open-ended. Yeah. Whatever you want it to mean.

That means it's raining out. Like, hey, you know know this is kind of a tough inning let's go ahead and let's go ahead and dry them off let's get let's let's stop you know whatever i don't know uh so maybe we need next week scott if you play with him again try to listen to some of those phrases that i've just never heard of before he was also weirdly serious like slow pitch softball is for one i'm saying he's looking forward to this week. He's like a pretty casual sport in general. He's wearing jeans. He's wearing jeans. And I did get the vibe pretty early on.

Like, okay, I think I'm in a pretty competitive, like, slow pitch league. Like, other team kind of had jerseys. Like, several dudes matching. Okay. Our team was, like, pretty serious. You know, we had, like, base coaches, which I've never seen in slow pitch softball before. Really? Okay.

And we did well. Scott said we lost to these guys both times we played them. We run-rolled them. Oh, wow. X-factor? I would say so. They stuck me in right field, didn't get a ball hit to me all game. Dang.

So probably not X-factor. But on offense, how'd you do? Second game, I caught every ball hit to me. Offense? Eh. Okay. You did okay. Let's just say I didn't slice the cheese.

Let's just say my mittens were still on my feet. I don't know um let's just say i left my razor at home i don't know i don't know i never don't normally do that let's just say it's not one of those three times a year i'm getting a haircut i don't know let's just say aunt barbara didn't put money in the in the birthday card you know what i'm saying let's just say we didn't use the hammer on the piggy bank if you know what i mean. I don't know. Let's just, okay, no, I'm done. But he would get, this is still Dungaree, Dungaree Joe, would get so intense sometimes

that it would make me uncomfortable a little bit. He was batting a few spots before me. And so one time before the inning, he looks me in the eyes, which, I mean, I just met this dude. I need you guys to really imagine the context of this. Like, slow pitch softball. I'm in sweatpants and, like, these old Adidas shoes.

Everyone else is in cleats. Like, I'm clearly taking this the least serious, everyone. Looks me right in the eyes, like, from a very close distance. If I'm still on base when you're up there, you drive me in, okay? You drive me in. Which is, like, just, it's like looking at someone shooting free throws.

Be like, please make these, okay? When you shoot that ball, get it in the hoop, okay? Make sure it goes through the top of that and then down the bottom of it, too. You're encouraging me to do exactly what everyone is doing when they play a game. Oh, yeah. Hey, if I'm out there, you drive me in, all right? Hey, if you're up to bat, let's get a hit, huh? Oh, okay.

And the funny thing is that he probably thinks, no, this is actually going to help. No, I'm motivating him. I'm encouraging thinks like no this is actually going to help no I'm motivating him encouraging him to do this I love it which maybe it does for some people not for me a little too logical for that little like this Yeah, that makes sense Thank You Gary. That's funny nice guy though, but you run roll them so heck of a guy yeah player coach Okay, I want it. Sorry. Yeah more um softball I've more sporty things, but I've been talking about we need to break it up because my last sporty thing is gonna take a while well

i don't have much so we're gonna have to break it up quick um okay first of all somebody the other day i was playing basketball let's talk about sports some more let's talk about basketball this week and uh there's this one guy uh who hosts uh basketball pickup basketball on friday nights this was wednesday morning uh but host basketball on Friday nights at that school that we've gone to and played before. Cool. And I'm like, hey, do you guys still play on Friday nights? No, we don't because the schools are still closed down.

But he goes, I trust that we'll be playing there once the schools open back up. And he was like looking me in the eyes. I trust that we'll be playing there. I really, really trust it. Really trust it. Really trust it really trust it like yeah that's superintendent i trust him i trust that he's gonna let me play um tell you i never trusted in ron yeah i never trusted uh you know big tobacco but i trust that they'll open up marlboro never um so anyway that was that was one little thing uh another thing that i just i don't know how to do this culturally, but I think there needs to be a societal cultural norm to be able to tell somebody it's your birthday.

So it is tough. Somebody the other day, I mean, I don't have to explain it all, but he's this older man that used to go to church with me, lent me out a tool and he was picking it up and he picked it up and we had a nice 15 minute conversation. He left and he, then I looked on Facebook later that day and it said, Hey, it's Lyndon's birthday.

Lyndon. And I'm like, dude, like I would have treated you extra special. I don't know what I would have done, but I would have done something. I would have scratched your back. You know that Lyndon?

I would have given you a few, you know, dude, perfect beans. You know, I don't know. Like I just, I was just like,

dang, like, because obviously i'm not expected to know that it's lyndon's birthday i haven't talked to lyndon in a while um but it would have been nice it would have been nice it would have been nice jay i don't know how to do it when it was my birthday a little over a month ago i spent all day with trey we i think we did two videos and a podcast it was like an extra like long day together yeah and there's no way to bring that up he didn't know that he was asking me to work on my birthday but I'm like I'm an adult obviously I'm still gonna work sure um and then like 7 p.m that night he was like dude is it your birthday and I was like you know like ah yeah he's like lol nice

it's like the most bro thing I was like that's perfect that's all you need to do just acknowledge it see no I would feel bad though if I didn't acknowledge it all thing. I was like, that's perfect. That's all you need to do. Just acknowledge it. See, no, I would feel bad though. If I didn't acknowledge it all day. And I was with you. Like Trey's kind of a jerk for not. I think the next day he's like, dude, I'm sorry. I had no idea it was your birthday. I was like, there's, I didn't tell you.

There's no way you would have known. I think there just needs to be like, like we need to make a shirt that says. Like a scarlet letter. Yes. Almost. It's a B. Big B for beans. No birthday.

Dang it. I screwed that up. Dang it, I screwed that up. Dang it, I had my Bs wrong. All about the Bs. Yeah, just a B. You have to wear it. You have to. It's like a Fahrenheit 451 kind of situation where it's like dystopian society.

And you have to wear the B shirt or else you will get shunned. Yeah. So anyway, that's one. That's another thing. Let's get it going. One more thing that I have written down, Jake. Let's get it going. One more thing that I had written down, Jake. Let's get it going. And then we'll talk about your long thing.

I have a pet peeve, a poultry, if you will, that people, whenever they're talking and they can't quite say something right, they go, blah, blah, blah, or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Like the blah, blah. You know what I mean? Like people that do that, I don't like it. Like I was like talking to this uh woman that's potentially gonna buy a table from me uh the other day and she's probably like she's a grandma to a 15 year old girl so she's 65 70 at least okay jake minimum hey brad and

never nothing anyway i like i just she she was talking and she struggled over something she goes blah blah i just can't that's like one of those low-key things that bothers me yeah like like i struggle sometimes i'm like oh sorry the refrigerator you know what i like slow down and do but i just and like people do it during presentations they did at cerner when i was there like they did like like it's like a very normal thing to some people and it just seems so silly to you like adults shouldn't be doing like i'm sure it's a habit you know obviously but i've just never done it myself so i just think it's so funny when people do that i've done some different versions of that so i want you to be honest with me and tell you what you think. I mean, you probably noticed it. One version is like slipping over my words. Like, yeah, I was playing, um, uh, say small, the ball or softball, the baseball field like

that. Is that close? That's that's close. Border. Like once you realize you screwed up, just continuing. You're in Calexico at that point. Like you're not quite over the border, but that's close. The other one that I think I did recently, maybe on our podcast, maybe Trey's can't remember

anything. I like was saying, try to say something really quick and it came out weird and so then it's acted like i was hiking a football i was like yeah is that fine i think if you did that uh in a professional environment i would not think it was fine no i think it was great for the podcast though because it was no i think if you if you uh acknowledge it and just like a funny like kind of like you did like yeah where you're trying to you're you're going back and forth in your words and you're just like like what did i say baseball that's not it that's not it you know whatever yeah plow plow sitch softball that's not it yeah i don't know but But anyway, I think that's funny. That's random. Yeah. So I don't know. OK.

OK. Hey, think about it. Nothing you do. You do. Love them up. Love them up. Love them up. So, yeah, I had slow pitch Friday.

Pickleball Saturday. Sunday night. Same volleyball. Saw Luke again. Always a good time. But I guess who else I saw? Mr. James. Joy!

Oh, Joy! Played against Joy. Oh, did Joey smack it on you? It was kind of fun to have a little rivalry with him. Okay. Because I was like, Joy, meet me at the net. And it was just kind of fun. Like kind of trash talking.

That's a great thing to say. Yeah, yeah. You feel cool when you say it. And whenever we did like face up at the net, like right before we're both jumping, I'd always say something like, oh, you know, bring it, you know, whatever. And it was kind of like right before we're both jumping, I'd always say something like, Oh yeah, bring it, you know, whatever.

And it was kind of fun. But at the same time, I wanted to really scream some guys, but it's weird having an inside joke with only one person there. And like no one else there is like, first of all, they don't probably don't know that I know this guy. Okay.

You know, much less that we have this inside joke based on a podcast episode. So I didn't lay it on too thick. It was just, you know, a respectful game of volleyball. Yay. was fun that was really cool okay um okay but i gotta know about monday and then monday for this sporty weekend followed by monday night uh i was given a free ticket to the chiefs game uh by a ghost runners listener. Shout out Dottie for the ticket. Dottie.

Dottie. Yeah. Nailed it. Gosh. So, which was kind of a bummer. I mean, five minutes before she texted me,

I'd posted, what's up patrons? Live stream tonight. Jake and Brad. Like, I even put an emphasis that like it's Jake and Brad, which is weird.

Like, obviously it's got to be us doing the live stream, but I put Jake and Brad live stream tonight yeah as soon as chief's game is over and then i texted brad i was like bad news good news i got a free ticket to the game i don't know what to do and brad's like you should go man i'll do it i'll knock out catherine and isaac and you don't get those especially when there's 20 000 people in the stands this year i think less it's 22 capacity oh okay of 65 000 or whatever 75 yeah that's crazy so pretty exclusive

i went thanks again for doing the live stream everyone loved it yeah isaac and katherine joined with me oh let's talk about the youtube premiere at some point too oh my gosh let's talk about it now that was awesome i think that was the highlight of my week really yeah it was really fun it was so fun it was so fun and like yeah everyone was interacting it was just cool to see so if you're new yeah we just premiered on youtube which means that it was just like a live broadcast that you could comment along with us like you can't fast forward the video you have to watch it you can like pause and rewind but you can't fast forward yeah it's premiering live and there's a chat that everyone is in at the same time with and that was the funny

thing is i accidentally paused it for like five seconds maybe. And so I was just a little behind, but it kind of made it awesome because then it was like almost real time. Because by the time people, yeah, text or even type it out, like it would be like posted on there. We had a consistent like 90 to 100 people the whole hour and a half.

Yeah, it was so fun, dude. I truly, it was, if you guys had fun, I had 20 times more fun. We're definitely going to do that more. And the cool thing about that episode specifically too was like not a single thing was cut out of that episode. So that's like as close as like a, you know, maybe an intimate's not the right word, but

that's like as close of a like, I don't know, environment we can create for like people who aren't in the same room as us. It was awesome. Like they were just there for an hour and a half long conversation. Yeah. So we'll do that again. And it was like, like we, we did the part where we were in the Uber, you know,

driving and people were giving me a hard time because the way I was driving, like pretending to drive, like no one drive with Jake and Brad in their cars. And I'm like, okay, what do you want me to do? Go like this.

Like, that's not nearly as exciting. Just hold my hand on the wheel. Never make it on the streets as a pantomime. I never, I never, I never turn, you know,

I'm just going down Rodeo, right? That's an LA. Yeah. Nice. So anyway, it was so much fun. I'm just going down Rodeo, right? That's in LA. Yeah, nice. So anyway, it was so much fun. I genuinely loved it. Thank you for tuning in. Yeah, we'll do it again.

I don't know how often. We got to make it kind of special. We can't do it all the time. Yeah, and we have sand volleyball teams and families. That's true. Yeah, we have stuff going on. Families are buried deep on the Instagram, though. So I mean, it's not that big of a deal.

It was so funny, man uh yeah exactly uh kirsty i think was one of the people um that said something about like like last episode i was talking about like yeah i miss my family except for the fact that i can keep my window open blah blah um and i i miss him after a few days but then like five minutes later i was like yeah but when the chiefs were on i was like maybe i should pick you up Tuesday instead of Monday. And Kirstie totally called me out on it. Clearly didn't miss your family that much. Yeah.

So anyway, I loved it though. Like that was the kind of thing that was really fun to see. Like, okay, everyone else is just as funny as I am. Like in those comments, you know, like it's so fun. So that's, that's cool. Yeah. The community, the audience, right. All of you guys.

So fun. Yeah. Um, so I get this awesome opportunity to go to the chiefs game i text dotty what time you think about leaving i suggest 4 30 not crazy early because i'm like there's only so many people going to the stadium but enough time to get there player introductions 6 10 605 whatever yeah i think 605 was kickoff yeah um sorry if you said already she said uh that's great but we got some friends coming with us um so we'll kind of leave whenever they show up to my house as well which shout out dotty works for all the and we love all

what a gig and everyone i was with was also uh yeah all the co-workers all these co-workers yeah so with the aldi crew aldi tickets i think i don't know um friends are pretty late to dotty's house these two extra friends. Great people. Just a little tardy on Chief's night. So I'm already a little like, uh-oh. Out of towners? Are they Kansas City people? No, no, no.

They're local DMs. Okay. Local. Okay. They're late there. We're leaving about 5.15. Like, oh boy. Already like, this is going to be close.

5.15. Yeah. Where does she live? Grandview. So not bad. Close to the highway. So 15 minutes-ish? Yeah, yeah. Not bad. Good guess, dude. Thank you. I. Where she lived. Grandview. So not bad. Close to the highway. 15 minutes ish. Yeah. Yeah.

Not bad. Good gas, dude. Thank you. I know McKinsey jog. I know about clouds. I took geography. Get in the car.

One guy, we'll call him Andy Bernard because right off the bat, I'm sitting shotgun. Dottie hands me the phone. Jake, you can be our DJ on the way to the game. What do you want to play? I got these new people in the back i don't know what they're

into i don't you know i don't want to screw this up it's a big moment yeah i'm like what are you guys feeling back there what vibe and uh andy goes i mean there's always my college acapella group and i give him one of those like oh yeah nice he goes so it's called true colors the uh logo is kind of like a t with some purple around it like oh we're we're doing this we're playing his acapella group right now so i played it uh one song i get ready to play another one he's like nah that one's not that good don't play that one i got a solo in this next one i'm like i don't know true colors so i play a different song we move on but um no i love that though so that's how it started andy bernard's in the car playing like his college

acapella group like requested it right off the bat. That is such a classic, like, and I'm, I'm so guilty of this too, of like, yeah, we could listen. Like, like he really wanted you to listen to that. Yeah. Even though like, he's not going to necessarily really come out and like, I mean, he kind of did, but like come out and say it too explicitly, but like, you know, I'm probably guilty of that.

Like, like the minute somebody mentions a podcast, like a ghost runner or something like, yeah, we can listen to it if you want, you know i'm probably guilty of that like like the minute somebody mentions a podcast like ghost runner or something like yeah we could listen to it if you want you know like i put it in my head i'm like i would really like i think you're gonna like it yeah it'd be really fun yeah so no knock on him it was just quite the first impression so what was the song do you remember no not at all it wasn't like a bad romance or something it was like a like an original or something i had never even heard it That's not the one you choose. Yeah. You gotta establish credibility.

Give me Swimmer Weather or something. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Bad Romance. Paparazzi would have been a great one. Sure.

Yeah. Halo? Come on. Oh, that would be nice by a bunch of male acapella guys. Yeah. So that's his first impression. We get to the stadium. We're making a good time.

I'm feeling good about it. Mm-hmm. You know, like, we get to the parking pass, and it's like hardly anyone's there which is so nice or like parking gates oh you know what you like but so it's time to show them our parking pass uh which is also comped but no one has it on their phones so now we're like holding up the line behind us no one has it on the phone so we gotta like text a guy okay waiting for that text to come through so just like a little awkward like we're just trying to pass time with this woman like how's your day going it's a different because of the pandemic oh yeah i bet there's all these people behind you that are like what's going on what's going on you

either have it or you don't and it's like 40 some dollars to park nowadays at juice games so you can't just be like let's just pay for it let's just pay yeah too much the kind of funny part especially for all i mean all the they pay like max 22 dollars for that yeah and it'd be just as good of a parking spot i don't totally know what happened i wasn't looking but we finally got the parking pass via text message and the woman like didn't scan it or anything she's like oh yeah it looks great so i was like that's all we had to do i just could have showed you any qr code really yeah and you would have been okay with it so i'm still a little stressed but uh because of that little instance, as we start to walk

in, I hit up Andy Bernard. I'm like, Hey, or I asked like the group, like, do we have our ticket tickets right now? And like, yeah, uh, I think that same guy who just texted me that has, I'm like, okay, can you text him right now? And like, get our tickets. So that by the time we get there, we're good to go. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good idea. Um, I missed a call from my dad. And so I'm like calling him on the way. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good idea. I missed a call from my dad. And so I'm like calling him on the way. I'm like, you know, trying to be efficient here. You know, he's like, where are you watching the Chiefs game? Like, I'm actually walking to Arrowhead Stadium right now. It's kind of fun. And we get to the front.

I hang up the phone. All right. How we doing on the tickets? No, no progress has been made. And I want these are strangers. They texted him at least. I don't know. I like I'm nervous to be like, how are we doing?

Have we texted him? Have they said anything back? Oh, boy. You know, and yeah, it's'm nervous to be like how are we doing have we texted them have they said anything back oh boy you know and yeah it's so hard to be like the leader in that sense because i really want to take charge yeah like i'm so blessed to have this ticket i want to be thankful right but i'm like i haven't missed a chief's kickoff and i don't know how long which i know it's just a football game but it's but it's just three hours once a week it's the only tv yeah. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 16 times a year. So I'm having this internal struggle. We get all the way to gate. Still no tickets. I finally get the text.

Acapella says it's not working on my phone. Like it's like having me log in at Ticketmaster. Something's not working. I'm not sure where it's gone. I'm like, all right, let me try on my phone. Like text me the link real quick. You know, he's getting my phone number. He's texting me.

I go in. I have to redownload the Ticketmaster app. I offloaded my phone. Like text me the link real quick. You know, he's getting my phone number. He's texting it to me. I go in. I have to re-download the Ticketmaster app. I offloaded my apps. I'm running out of storage. Good for you, hey. Yeah, yeah. But I start to log in. Ticketmaster won't let me log in.

It says, it's time to update your password. Not now, Ticketmaster. It wasn't even like it was wrong. Just let me do a fingerprint or something. Yeah, it was just like, we just regularly do this to our customers. It's time update your password so now i gotta enter a new password i gotta go to their website i gotta get a confirmation email goodness i'm doing this at rapid speed i feel pretty good about it but still just like so annoyed so i finally get in to like ticket master i'm like

all right i got a new password let's do it it says oh these tickets have already been claimed by different email address talk about acapella's email address, although it wouldn't work on his phone. It's like, we are stuck. We are screwed. Like, how are we going to do this? Put on a brave face. We are screwed. I saw that episode the other day. It was so good.

Oh, my gosh. Time for the national anthem. Quick pause. Just wait. Oh, good for you guys. Just wait. You know, America needs it. Yeah.

You know. This time of day. Yeah. Six o'clock. That time of day. Yeah. Six o'clock that time of day. That golden hour. I'm not kidding. National Anthem is over. Dottie's nowhere to be found.

And not even like, hey, I'm going to go do this. Like Dottie's a very responsible girl. Yeah. She, you know, she got this position straight out of college. She's like district manager at all. You know, you don't get that without telling your friends where you're going. She's going to the bathroom. Like, I don't know.

Dottie on the spot. I don't know. without telling your friends where you're going she's going to the bathroom like i don't know dotty on the spot i don't know maybe maybe straight up don't know where she is uh the other friends they're like i can't get a hold of dotty i don't know where she's going so now it's like there's only three of us i'm with the strangers now like why don't necessarily want to leave because maybe dotty's planning on coming back here i don't even know what our options are so the friends i'm with acapella calls our friends with the tickets so this is good we're making some headway probably okay um gosh at this point at this point the game is starting and you're hearing cheers and you're like what was that yeah what happened say it louder you know i can't understand oh we get a hold of the people with the

tickets yeah they say they're at c we're at gate d so not the worst thing just one gate over okay so we know where they are now. We get to gate C. We can't find them anywhere. There's no one there. Like no one's trying to get to the game. Now everyone's already in. So like,

how did we screw this up? Yeah. Like, where are they at? We learned that they're not at gate C. They're in the parking lot where they parked at C12. Like they're just, they're drinking.

Like they're just on the parking lot drinking with the, with our tickets. These, these people. Okay. I said out of towntowners i don't mean out-of-towners i meant people that moved here for the job oh yeah these people are not chiefs they're not these people are like hey we got tickets so let's go to this game yeah so they're just i mean dotty was great she like understood she's like we gotta get in there still don't know okay and now we're at gate c we're like dotty's probably gate D, wondering where we are.

Finally, I get a hold of Dottie. And I'm like, where are you? She's like, I just went and booked it to our friends in the parking lot. I just ran to them and got like the tickets and screenshotted it or like took pictures of it. I was like, good for you getting stuff done. That a girl, Dott. That a girl. Dottie on the spot.

Yeah. You know, running wise. So she's like, she comes back. She spot yeah you know running wise so she's like she comes back she's you know ran all the way there all the way back we have our tickets we're finally gonna get in the stadium this is probably the end of the story right you know we just get in well you would think you know it's easy there's no one around they say oh okay so these tickets are valid but because of the pandemic you're actually in zone four gate c is for or gate d is for zones seven through ten

so it's like so we can't walk to our seats from here you have to go in through another gate because of covid it's like i understand the rules but like there's no one else around you know like everyone's in their seats but obviously they're not going to break the rules for us right you know whatever break protocol so i'm like which one's the high v gate like oh it's on the opposite side of the stadium you know so so dotty and i all four of us start running like they understand the situation oh we start running you did like the the hard jog hard jog yeah saw jackson cooley while jogging we uh sorry i'm almost done we get you know halfway around where we need to be uh gate b or whatever and other two friends stop running whatever i get

we've been around a while but it's just a bummer like i guess we're walking the rest of the way oh leave them in the dust jake well that was the thing is donnie has tickets so we got to wait for them either way you're an air you're an air jot air dot yeah gosh so almost done okay we we get in this is the right zone. We think, okay, well, you know what? Maybe this is nice because our seats will be on this side. That's why they have us come into the stadium. No, not the case, Brad.

Why not? I don't know. That was the part that actually made no sense. Like this is out of our hands. This makes no sense. That is illogical chiefs. Oh my gosh. So wait.

So we have to go back like around the entire stadium now to the gate we were trying to get into in the first place because that's where our seats are. How did they do that? That part was actually very silly. I don't know why. I don't know why. That's crazy. Missed most of the first quarter. Gosh.

Luckily, there wasn't a whole lot of action the first couple quarters. Yeah, we had a couple good drives from what I understood the first quarter, though, which would have been nice to see. From what I understood. From what I kind of heard. So, dude, it was like, and the thing is, is I'm not exaggerating a single part of that story. Like, imagine being a diehard Chiefs fan, being outside of the stadium for 20, 25 minutes with strangers, for the most part. And it's all out of control. I mean, I can imagine a little bit of that with when the last time we went to a cheese cave was very similar not exactly but it was like gosh that brings back memories it

was a year ago yesterday yeah that was so frustrating golly that was maybe more frustrating actually we'd all spent such good money on yes gosh whatever bring it back well you can listen to old episodes you'll know what we're talking about so sorry once again i know i complained about american airlines a couple episodes ago and now i back, but it's a podcast about our lives. As much as I don't think it's entertaining, people will be like, I love hearing Jake's stories. I'm like, okay. No, I think you should absolutely talk about your life.

That's what we should do. Oh, my gosh. But hey, shout out, Donnie, for the tickets, for running all the way to the parking lot and back, back to C12. Yeah. Which, that's the funny, I was actually talking about you because we did it when we played bingo. Every time the bingo number

was called, it was like, how can we use this G54? Oh, yeah. How old's your grandpa? Whatever. And I do that every time I park at the airport now.

Okay. You know, whatever number it is. Yeah. Yeah. And so we were doing it for C12. I was like, all right, everyone,

we got to use it in a sentence so that we remember this. Yeah. And so I was like, Jesus, how many disciples was I looking at? Because I see 12. That's right. You do see 12.

Very good, Jake. You've seen all their faces. Yeah. How many eggs were in that carton? I see 12. See 12. Yeah. So that was fun.

But yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's all I got. A lot of sports. That's it. That's it. That's all I got. A lot of sports. I love it. No, I mean. It was rough, but we did it.

A lot of good sports, though. A lot of good sports, Jake. A lot of good sports. Okay. Well, should we move on? What do we want to move on to? I kind of want to go to Blanks of the Week. Blanks of the Week.

Oh, it's been a minute. Been a minute. A minute minute. A minute minute Been a minute Amanda been a minute Ashley been Whatever Also yeah Clint hit us back Do you have an Ashley Bennett in your life? Yeah

I gotta know Ashley been a minute Been a minute Hey Bull Doodle Bennett Ashley Bennett Oh good times Good times

Okay Blanks of the week What are we starting with here? Where do we start? I don't know Do you have any stronger pins? Life hack Life hack of the week weakest one okay okay let's do it life hack and it's just a simple one but it's just keyboard shortcuts on your phone obviously we know command c command v on the computer but on your phone you can program uh just different keyboard shortcuts for the things you find yourself typing a lot. I do it for my email, my phone number, my address.

I do it a lot for my business because there's a lot of generic responses. So I'll just be like, hey, and I'll leave a little blank for me to put in their name. Thank you so much for your inquiry. If you'd like to see more products, go to this. It's like a long thing. You ever just leave it blank? On accident. Do you have? Oh, yeah. I have to really make myself. go to this. You know, it's like a long thing. You ever just leave it blank? On accident. You have?

Oh, yeah. I have to really like make myself. That's not good. Oh, my gosh. Oh, I used to like, yeah, I used to copy and paste sometimes when people would ask similar questions. You just leave someone else's name in there. 100%.

Bold move. And I would say, oh, my gosh, Carly, I'm so sorry. You know, it was Amanda that I was trying to get to. You know, whatever. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But anyway, keyboard shortcuts for the most part are great. Yeah.

Yeah. Almost positive. We've talked about that before, but that's okay. I was going to let you go. Hey, cause I remember that I've said that I use triple X for triple Jake and you're like, good for you.

Good for you for changing triple X to that. That sounds familiar. That sounds okay. Well, that was a long time ago. That's the case. So, and,

this is a fun update and it's true. Uh, I looked at our metrics again. Once again, we had our biggest monday ever this week new ghosties on your feet four mondays in a row we've had our biggest monday ever which is pretty cool yeah so thanks for telling your friends or like whatever y'all are doing uh my life hack is something i've had written down under the category of life hack for months so definitely might have said mine as well once upon a time i'm at a coffee shop there's a girl two seats to my left so i can't like i'm not looking at her and i can't like bend around or really look at her face been it been it uh but i'm like i got a quick quick look at her face and i'm not totally sure who that is but i know i've

met her i know i should know who that is here comes the life hack she's probably iphone user right i see where you're going you turn on your airdrop you get you send her you go to send her something on airdrop and it's like oh stephanie's iphone like oh stephanie ruiz yes absolutely sal's sister yeah stephanie ruiz 100 yeah that's perfect um so yeah that was one of the smarter things i've ever done yeah ever because like and i wasn't gifted let me tell you jake um that's good okay so yeah that's like crazy helpful if you're ever in that exact scenario okay pretty good no i love it but you have to so what if you don't know their last name? Then I get Facebook.com. Then you really don't know them very well. No, not good enough to even say hi.

Right. I agree. Right. Okay. But Stephanie Ruiz. Yeah. Rub it in. Rub it in.

I'm going to delete keyboard shortcuts from my notes. Whoa, get that out of here. Yeah. I remember at one point. No, I think what it was is we had keyboard shortcut of the week. I think that was one of our blanks one time. And we talked about. Maybe that was it. I don't know. Who knows? who knows who knows all right what's your next one brad uh let's go to uh failure of the week oh okay okay so i was moving um well i i

told you i hurt my back recently and so i've been trying to be a little more ginger with how i move tabletops around oh oh uh ginger yeah what's this henry i can't one come ernie my mom called him harry the other day in the patreon no mom um i've reached the top uh so yeah i'm just trying to be a little more ginger a little more delicate with how i lived because usually i'll just try to manhandle the freaking you know you'll mangle it yeah i'll mangle that thing uh and so i've been asking katherine sometimes for help last night i was working kind of late been healthy grind so it was like 1130. She was already in bed.

And so I was like, I can do this thing myself. And so what I was doing, I had this thing on a, uh, it's this, it's this like a portable sawhorses called Bora centipedes. Okay. So it's called Justin. Put it in Boris centipedes right here. Whoa. Those are crazy.

So yeah, there was even look like centipedes. Oh no. Right. Crazy. Uh, so they're, but they're, they're, they're decent. Like saw horses, like you can put stuff on top of them, obviously, but you, you can't really move things like scoot them around very well on there. Cause there's a lot of weight on there.

Yeah. There's a lot of weight and they're not super strong. Like they're not the best for that kind of thing. They're not Bora Bora. They're just Bora. It's not that nice. Just one Bora. Yeah.

And so, yeah. But I was like, OK, I literally was like trying to get the table, the top probably 10 feet from my driveway into my garage, my shop. But I had the idea of like, OK, I'll bring my truck. I'll back my truck in. I will lift the truck or I lift the table. Oh, onto like the bed of your truck, the bed of the truck and then slide it in and then get the sawhorse out of there.

Back up the truck. This sounds smart. It's very smart. This sounds like it was very close to being life little bit of the truck and then slide it in and then get the sawhorse out of there back up the truck this sounds smart it's very smart this sounds like it was very close to being lifehacker of the week yes yeah okay yeah lifehack use your truck as a mini tractor sometimes um but this specific thing is what happened jake i got racked for the for the first time in a long time i was trying to uh move this boris centipede or move this tabletop on the boris centipede and one of like unbeknownst to me obviously this is dramatic irony good unbeknownst to me but uh one of the underneath uh centipedes if you will was bending it was malleable it's been it been it and uh all of a sudden i lift it up to try to get the oh no get the top kind of swivel it onto the truck and i lift it up and it to get the oh no get the top kind of swivel it onto the truck and i

lift it up and it's just like a rubber band like just don't hear it and i just i just like it's like the classic like anytime you've ever gotten wrecked in your life you always make the same noise it goes like this oh son of a nutcracker. And then you kind of laugh out of pain. And then the breath starts becoming very big out of your mouth. Oh, yeah. And then you think like, oh, it's going to go away. And then it gets worse. It's going up in my stomach.

Dig it. Oh. It's just like, it's just, you know, 18 seconds of agony of agony and then it gets okay and you kind of laugh about it and you're like okay i'm gonna put that on the podcast notes to talk about tomorrow uh so anyway it worked out from there but i racked myself that's the first time i've racked myself in a long time yeah katherine used to uh hit me down there on accident i think you've said that before maybe to me i'm so sorry i'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, guys. Anyway. No, she would always like, hey, can you pass me the remote?

Whatever. And she would always find ways to just like ding in the, I mean, yeah, just boom. Like right there. Right there. Right there in the chest that's on the open fire. Sun don't shine. So anyway, I haven't had it happen in a long time. I'm here to say it hurts just as much. Still not good. No matter what. Even if you have a long gap in a long time. I'm here to say hurts just as much. Still not good.

No matter what. Even if you have a long gap in between a nice chasm still hurts. So anyway, that's my failure of the week. That's great. Yeah. My failure of the week happened literally right before we started recording. And it's not so much a failure on my part. I've been a big slim chickens boy these days lately.

OK. Loving it. Restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fried chicken restaurant. yeah it's a it's a fried chicken restaurant and i mainly love it because of their sauce yes they have like 15 different ones yeah their fries are really good their chickens honestly almost below average i was

gonna say i don't really love that but i haven't been but it's because of their like signature sauce like slim sauce makes it worth it i've been going quite a bit i turned isaac on to it it's kind of become a tradition after wednesday night chicken and pickle love it we go to slim's and so we go through tonight um isaac orders his meal he's like and can i get two things to slim sauce with mine then i order my meal can i get one thing of slim sauce with mine he's like okay didn't hear any of that second order so it's like don't worry it's like that happens sometimes but whatever so i order he's like okay now what kind of sauce do you guys want and isaac's like two for me one for him and we reclarify so just like however you put it in the bag just like three total slim sauces yeah even get to the window how's it going guys we got the sweet tea wait whatever and i got

your slim sauces in the bag like okay great get all the way home 15 minute drive i hate this famished once again i hate this i I hate this. Isaac opens his box. I'm like back in the bathroom and he's just like, no, no. They gave me cayenne ranch. Oh, that's right. Out of all the sauces. It was like that. I mean, it's interesting if like it sounded similar.

Like, oh, maybe he misheard me. And they have something called like signature sauce. Sig sauce. Cayenne ranch. Yeah. Yeah. But it was Slim's and cayenne ranch. And I'm like, hey, hold on.

They're like, what if yours is an accident, but I have all three Slim's sauces in my box. Yeah. So I'm feeling super optimistic. Good for you. Big reveal. We open it up. I'm like, well, that's bright yellow. That's not good.

Honey mustard for me. Not even close. So they gave us two different sauces, not Slim's. And then then we're just like well. I don't even like the chicken I just like the sauce. I don't even want to eat this thing. I'm sorry. It was so sad Greg had some ketchup on the frizz fridge now we gotta do that oh man on the fridge oh man Greg had ketchup in the fridge

so that was fine gosh I hate that Catherine brought me home ice cream the other night and uh cayenne ranch no yeah

and I get out of there and I was like I didn't say anything at first but it was vanilla ice cream and I wanted chocolate that's what you do that's a bummer

and she was like and then she got bummer. And she was like, and then she got in the room and she was like, Oh, they gave you vanilla too. And I was like, yeah. And at that point I was like, cause,

cause it was like, they gave us both vanilla. Like you should have said something or like checked. I didn't say all this. Catherine, I love you. You did great. Thank you for getting ice cream.

But man, it was like not the same. Obviously. Did you know that vanilla and chocolate are different? They, yes. Okay. And yeah.aac i've learned a lesson too like we're not pulling out of slim's drive-thru without really checking yeah our stuff yeah check your stuff check your stuff you guys those things like ticking time bags you gotta check your stuff i love the bags not he calls them bags. Not time bombs.

Taking time bags. It makes it so funny. Oh, that was a great reference. Justin, put that in right now. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Let's do Babe of the Week next. Babe of the Week.

Okay. My babe goes out to quite the pop star actress nowadays, but who knew she was a child actress in the movie True Grit? Watch that this weekend. That's a good movie. I thought it was not great. Really?

I thought it was good. I didn't think it was maybe as good as you think it is. Cinematic, like nice videography. Spielberg. Coen Brothers. He was spieling. No. Are you sure?

I saw the credits. You're right then. I feel pretty good. It was spilly. Okay, okay. Hey, don't get all offensive. It's our first fight. That's a joke that Catherine and I do sometimes.

Instead of defensive? No, I just legitimately messed it up. Thanks for pointing that out. Oh, okay. No, anytime we have any kind of small disagreement, and there's somebody else there i'm like hey sorry to see us fight like this like katherine doesn't do that got ugly i'm sorry i had to say that okay go ahead true grit fact check me though just in case i am going to

um not even totally sure how to pronounce her last name but she's still my babe nonetheless hayley steinfeld i think is how you say it she you probably you're talking about jerry's daughter jerry steinfeld's wife she's super young jerry what's the deal with true grit no true no grit um what are you gonna do with the grit what are you gonna do if it's a fake grit you'd be a fake news up in here fake food fake gmos fake grit give me a true one i don't know it's the coen brothers on your feet suck it what did i watch with Spielberg? Like, I've seen his name in print this week. Oh, well, that makes it all worth it, Jake.

That makes you right. I mean, now I'm curious. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just like, well, what did I watch with Spielberg? E.T., Forrest Gump, Star Wars, Jaws, Indiana Jones. Did you know there was no public fear of sharks until the movie Jaws came out? Shut your mouth. Like that was.

Shut your mouth and slap me. Because I am truly scared of sharks. I used to be, especially as a kid. This is like a fun fact to write on the internet, but it seemed legitimate. That's a good buzz feed. Like America, the world, like we weren't afraid of sharks. We had no reason to because there are such few like shark bites, shark killings.

Like the statistics are crazy low. Um, okay. And so, yeah, there was no public fear of sharks until the movie Jaws came out. Hmm. Thanks a lot,

Hollywood. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Speels. I don't know. So what's this girl's name? Uh, Haley Steinfeld.

Haley Steinfeld. She's got some, uh, some good songs out there. Listen, listen to starving by old Haley. I mean, Babe Alone for that song. That'll get stuck in your head.

And who could forget her performance in Pitch Perfect 3? I think that was the movie she was in. Oh, yeah. I've seen that one for sure. I honestly don't know if she's still acting or whatnot. Oh, I loved her in True Grit. Yeah, she carries the movie for the most part. She's so good.

She's the main character. She has more lines than anyone else. Yeah. And they wrote her character to be a little mature for a 15 year old which is a little distracting at times um but she does a great job and for that she's my baby of the week hayley if you're listening out there holler at me don't ask me about my enneagram score though my baby of the week goes to um just a great woman if you if you can, I'll give you $5 towards Panera. She's one of a kind.

And yeah. Sorry. True Grit, edited by the Coen Brothers and executive produced by Steven Spielberg. Executive produced? Yeah, that's no big deal. EP? Everyone's executive produced.

Oh, really? So it's not a Coen Brothers. So are Coen Brothers not directors? Oh, I read the end of the sentence, not the beginning of it. Let me start from the beginning. True Grit is a 2010 American revisionist Western film. Oh, they did a lot. Directed, written, produced, and edited by the Coen Brothers.

And executive produced by Steven Spielberg. Yeah, I feel like EP's sometimes just go on there, slap them on there right yeah like what you were saying about kevin james yeah i think sometimes so it could be i don't know either way i knew i saw spielberg's name in the credits i knew it that was good okay okay we're both right catherine hey sorry you guys catherine sorry that's okay oh you're babe catherine sorry yeah i came i really no no unconditional love i love her so much she's. Genuinely. I stopped her the other day and I was just like, I don't feel like I tell you this enough and I don't feel like I appreciate you enough, but you are amazing and you do so well. And I'm so happy with like the fact that we're

married. Like I was like, I was like, I was like, we're on the same page on so many things. That's so nice. It is. It's nice. Like, like she is so wonderful and like, honestly is like, okay with the status of our living situation. Like, as far as like, we don't have crazy wealth, we don't have big old houses and stuff and she's content with it, you know? And I just like, that's like very comforting to me as like, as a husband who's trying to provide anyway, just babe of the week, Catherine, if you're out there, I'm sure you are. Um, if you're listening, I hope you are. Uh, I love you so much. So babe of the week.

And I would even say, granted, you probably see Catherine parent more than I do. Yeah, probably. Yeah. We've never tallied it, but I mean, when I'm healthy grinding, not so much so. Yeah. But from the live scene, it's like, I, I would very much like to find a mother like Catherine. Seriously. seriously. She does it right. Seriously. From what I know about motherhood. Oh, she's amazing. And she respects the chief's window.

She respects the three hours a week. Not the window in the bedroom, but the chief's window. Sure. Yeah. She's like, I know the chiefs are on, you know, so I'm going to do this for you. You know, I know the chiefs are going on right now, but please do this later. Like, or she doesn't even say anything. She just goes.

That's all she does trey and i made a video today for espn which is kind of cool wow it was all about like relationships during football season and it was about like the tension between guys and girls girls not understanding it sounds like katherine not gonna relate at all she definitely could have related you know first couple years of marriage and that's probably where trey and katie are at yeah because that's what they're kind of katie's actually pretty funny as we were writing the video trey was like katie you have any thoughts like what do you how do you feel about football season she's like i don't hate football season i hate fantasy football season because you have to watch every game instead of just you know an osu football game every now and then your team and trey's i guess so sure i watched like the cardinals lions game yesterday yeah i got so into it yeah sure my tight end oh yeah i get to

know the players i know the scheme and you got to look for the sleepers that no one has yeah yeah i'm in tune oh absolutely i knew about malcolm brown pre-season no katherine will be like oh okay you know like jokingly like okay i guess you won't see us for you know three months or something like that but she knows that i i really strategy, if you're out there and you're like, oh, I watch too much sports. My wife doesn't like it. Um, this is a strategy that you could use. This is what I use is I, I funnel all my sports watching into Sunday. Like, like I don't do any Saturday. I don't really watch much of the NBA or even Thursday night football usually. Uh, but it's just Sunday is my day. And so Saturday is mama's day.

All right. Most of the time, mama, mama, go out. I'm going to, I'm going to take, I'm going to take,

uh, the kids. I'm going to, we're going to go up the, up the jungle gym and down the twirly side of the, Oh yeah. It's kind of, Hey,

one, two, three, any of you guys, you know, we're going to slice the grilled cheese. And so, uh,

that, that really helps alleviate that on Sunday when you're like, mama, I'm sitting on this couch the whole day. So that really helps alleviate that on Sunday when you're like, Mama, I'm sitting on this couch the whole day. So that always helps. Great tip. Just funnel it. Funnel it all into Sunday.

Funnel. And then be like, hey, it's my Sabbath. Yeah. I have to. Yeah, have to. Sam Seaver said. That's right. He wrote it in the PS.

That's right. Last blank of the week. Well, pre-review. Second to last blank of the week. Small joy of the week. Uh, last blank of the week. Well, pre review second, last bag of the week, a small joy of the week. Oh, small joy. Small joy.

This is actually perfect. Small joy. Uh, this is actually perfect. Uh, segue from Saturday. I was at the park with Hattie. And first of all,

how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you,

how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, interact with that many little girls? And so when she does, it's kind of fun to like, see like, okay, is she going to learn

like social interactions? Yeah. Yeah. So she met this new friend that was also three. She only thinks that she can be friends with people her age. Oh yeah. So this girl said, I'm three. That's what I do.

And Hattie's like, I'm three. And then they like ran around and stuff. And it was so cute and fun. This girl's name is Scarlett. And Scarlett ran over to the swings. Small joy of the week that I think we've all forgotten about mostly because we're too big to do it. Um, but they ran over the swings and she laid her like chest on the swing and started swinging back and forth. Remember that? That is a small joy of mine that I was like, I missed that. So I got on the ground

and I'm just kidding. I katherine push me babe i'm gonna straighten my legs you grab both hands on my feet and push with your legs too and your arms cut my hammies and just kind of swing me back and forth okay yeah like two big vena sausages all right shove them up bring them back down yeah exactly uh so anyway it was just funny like watching this girl do it and then hattie was like oh i can swing like that and she did and it was like she thought it was so fun yeah small joy small joy small joy small joy of the week um my small joy of the week is just being extra thankful for the people who listen to our podcast we talked about a little bit the premiere so many people tuned in to watch our podcast live.

Yeah, seriously. Like, they sat there and did nothing else. Seriously. Like, they weren't driving. Right. They weren't working. They were just sitting there.

That's cool. I never want to take that for granted. Yeah. How many patrons we have is cool. And it's just, I've gotten a lot of cool, like, encouragement and feedback

from, like, personal friends of mine recently who've just kind of helped put in perspective. Yeah. Not to get too serious about, like, I mean, we have a podcast. Right. In my basement basement once a week there's not a whole lot but

just thankful that like and was almost like kind of shown the light of like for some people out there they may not have necessarily the community that brad and i have with like our friends in real life and that we're very blessed and what we have in real life friends and for some people out there like we can you know a, we get a lot of feedback saying like, it feels like I'm in the room with Jake and Brad. Yeah. And it's like, that's cool that we could be that for people who maybe don't have that many inside jokes with their friends, but they can have inside jokes with the ghost

runners. Absolutely. Um, and so just a small joy. Um, just, yeah, I've been extra thankful for you guys. So I'm glad you guys think we're funny or whatever you think of whatever you think. Thanks for thinking it. It I'm glad you guys think we're funny or whatever you think of, whatever you think. Thanks for thinking it. It's really, yeah,

we, we said a million times, but it's really cool to just be able to talk and be able to be liked by you guys. So thank you. Yeah. Um, I guess we'll just keep finishing out our last review of the week,

or I do that so much. Last blank of the week is review of the week. All right. Review of the week. Mine goes to midnight six. Oh, he or she titled it the podcast of my dreams here we go apparently i listen to this podcast too much wait remember the apparently kid from ellen apparently my dad watches the news apparently yeah yeah that kid was awesome ahead of his time apparently i listen to this podcast too much because last night I had a dream that I was

at a summer camp with Jake Triplett. Glad he put the last name in there. Yeah. And he invited me to the pickleball court to get sweaty with him. This is a lot. This is very specific. I searched all over the campgrounds for the court. And when I finally found it, my alarm went off.

Excuse my language, but man, was I irked. That is the worst. Brad and Jake are two of the funniest people. I listen to a good amount of podcasts podcast and this one is my favorite they're the only people i've ever supported on patreon and it's so worth it all right all right midnight six thank you so much for supporting us on patreon that's thank you so much that's very encouraging very nice um got a lot of reviews this week so it's kind of tough to choose but that one was awesome yeah okay i have two in mind do you want me to do uh the first one the second one let's combine them every other word no no no uh let's do the

second one okay uh my second one is uh vander goons says he's laughing in the hood i bet this one was really fun i can't remember which episode it was where brad was mimicking his neighbor who talked about his son's fastball henry uh it was the first time this person was introduced i was walking around at work picking up trash in the hood of Milwaukee laughing so loud and trying not to laugh. That's the moment I knew this was my new favorite podcast. I've started over from episode one and will be listening all the way through.

I'm a big potty boy and even when I potty I take a potty break on my potty break. Bars. Bars. Vandergoons. Vandergoons. Well written. The hood of Milwaukee. It's your boy Vandergoons. Vandergoons. So thank you of Milwaukee it's your boy Vandagoons so thank you guys that's very encouraging and fun

to hear so yeah appreciate it we're already like an hour 23 4 into this okay so what do you think maybe do I almost ended it but maybe a couple voice memos sure just real quick then we'll get to we'll just maybe a couple voice memos. Sure. Just real quick.

Then we'll get to, we'll just do a couple this week and we'll get to our jingle. We'll be out of here. Hey, Brad and Jake. This is Heather from Lancaster County, the Amish capital of the world. I'm listening to the podcast

and I had to stop in the middle of it when you guys were talking about Amish jams because I just wanted to tell you that the young Amish guys put systems in their buggies. And so you can hear the buggies coming way before you could ever see them. And then when they get in front of your house, it actually rattles your windows.

It's so loud. That's so funny. So I don't have a question. I just thought that you guys would like to know that. So thank you for the awesome podcast. Bye bye. That's awesome. That's got to spook the horses, right? bit oh that was everything and she said systems are we

assuming like like sound systems yeah yeah like i think like there's an amp there's a sub oh i love it you know on django unchained uh like it's like such a it's like an old western movie but then he puts the rick ross song in there And he's like walking the horse slowly. That's kind of what I'm imagining. Like I got a million, whatever. I don't know what he says, but. I remember when I was in ninth grade, I took a mission trip to Memphis, Tennessee. And previous to that, I had heard a song, I think by Young Jock.

And it was called Hear Me Coming. Okay. When I show up on the block, they gonna hear me coming. Something coming something like that i don't know didn't totally know what that meant i go to east memphis i realized what that means these subwoofers are so loud that's like someone's coming down the block soon oh yeah and vibrating the trunk it doesn't even sound good it's like rattling the trunk of this car but i was like hear me coming that's what young young little jock was that's what the young jock was talking about. That's what the young jock was talking about, guys.

Young jockalus. So anyway, this bead stands for Christ's blood. Yeah. Anyway, we brought you guys some beans. That's on the house. That's on the dudes.

That's kind of what we call it. And anyway, holy cow. It's rendezvous ribs. Young jock has got some slappers, huh, you guys? But that's great. Landcastle.

Landcastle. Na, na, na. I But that's great. Lancaster. I wonder if they play Havana there. Cool. Buggy systems. I love the idea of like some dude, like the big old beard. Hustling, hustling, hustling, hustling.

And you just hear like very. Yeah. Every day I'm hustling. Yeah. Oh, man. That's awesome. Oh, that's Jedediah. Yes. He just got those installed last week. Yeah. He's got a great like German Mennonite name. That's awesome. Okay. Next voice memo.

Hey, Jake and Brad. This is Anna Catherine. I'm from Alabama, currently a student at UA, so roll tide. I just wanted to let you guys know that this morning I was listening to the Amish Jams episode and was stirring my French vanilla creamer into my coffee. So that kind of freaked me out. I'm not going to lie. Don't know how you knew that. But anyways, my question for you guys is um as a chipotle first timer i've never been what do i need to order i've always wanted to go but i just have no idea how it works and it's kind of intimidating to me i don't know why but i really want to go so let me know what you guys get when you go, what I need to try. Okay. Thanks guys.

I really love the podcast. Never fails to make me laugh. Have a great day. Bye bye. Okay. So what was your name? Anna Catherine. That's a roll tide.

That's such a roll tide. I kind of want to marry someone, not Anna Catherine specifically, but I want like a double name wife. Oh, I think it's awesome. Yeah. Mary Beth.

A question for double namers out there. Is that your middle name? Like, is it Anna Catherine Ellis? I think a lot of like Texas girls. Anna Catherine Grace Ellis. Yeah. I think like first name is like Mary Grace. And then they have a middle name too?

Yeah, I think so. Good for you. Good for you guys. That's nice. That must be nice. A lot of names to choose from. Gosh, that's going to be nice come monogram season. Gosh.

Oh. Maybe a nightmare. I don't know. Yeah. How do they do that? Gosh, how do you decide? Man, Catherine's going to be choosing come monogram season. Gosh. Oh. Maybe a nightmare. I don't know. Yeah. How do they do that? Gosh, how do you decide? Man, Catherine's going to be choosing her next daughter. She's like, oh gosh, I don't know.

Think about the monogram boots. Yeah. What are we going to do there? Okay. So yeah, Chipotle can be intimidating. Oh, I was about to say the opposite. I was like, don't be intimidated because honestly, they walk you through every single part of the process.

So you get there and you walk in and the first thing they're going to ask you yeah they come in they give you a big high five yeah and they say welcome to chipotle what kind of drink do you want they start with the drinks there which is kind of cool they do they start with drinks um and and actually they only have tea sweet unsweet uh boba um and kind of like a warm like earl gray yeah yeah yeah and mango i think yeah yeah certain certain locations real tight i don't know i don't know how they do it in lusa but um they have the they have the drinks up front start with the drinks and and they don't give you ice for the drinks for whatever reason you have to go get that yourself i think it's like one of those things like

they slowly save money every year on like not providing ice and we all know ice is the ultimate stabilizer so there's not much stability with it so you got to really keep your hand good suspension on your car if you're driving home with it right and so then they'll go and basically it's just like taco bell so they're going to have a menu on the top with like you know seven to ten options and you just choose your your value menu um and so they've got a dollar menu yeah they've got like some desserts that you could choose from right um they got churros hershey's pies okay hershey's pie is good too They got churros. I would recommend their Hershey's pies. Okay, Hershey's pie is good too. Oh, their churros are pretty good. Churros are good.

I've dipped my churro in their queso before. Not bad. Yeah, but do not dip it in their mango tea. No, yeah, yeah. So yeah, you just choose one of the value menus. And I mean, it's just like Taco Bell. Like if you've ever been to Taco Bell, they have gorditas, they have chalupas,

they have quesadillas. Certain locations will have the little game where you can put like a penny and do like right or you should do that yes yeah the one by my house doesn't have it but it is fun like a penny will get you a churro yeah dime will get you i think a pulled pork taco yeah yeah and then a quarter i don't even know what a quarter gets i've never tried it i think a quarter gets you just um just double meat without without oh like whatever you want yeah on your quesadilla or on your cheese gordita crunch guadalajara all those things yeah yeah but hey just be careful the uh the hot sauce they they say it's hot as haiti so uh just be careful on that i wouldn't try that the first time i just go queso

and you'll be fine yeah go uh queso fresca um but seriously do not do not be intimidated because they do walk you through the entire process i'll just ask you hey do you want this or this and you'll say i want whatever you want dude did the lights just get weird in here did it just get dark i think something's wrong with me i feel like it just got so dark and everything has like a greenish tint to it like your face looks like... Are you okay? I don't know what's happening. I mentioned green chili. Oh, that green chili pepper is something. Okay. That was weird.

I thought I was so confident it got darker in here. Maybe it didn't. I don't know. I don't know. Wow, sorry. Great, great, great questions, Ann Catherine. Yeah. Roll Tide Roll. Roll Tide Roll. Saving for president. Oh my gosh. Let's do one more in this. Okay. What's up Jake and Brad. This is Tessa from Salt Lake City, Utah. What's up?

I'm a new listener of your guys' podcast. Found you through Trey Kennedy, Correct Opinions, Do Less, God Bless. And I've got to say, you guys take the cake. Nothing against Trey. He's also freaking hilarious. We have a cake now. You guys rock. My question is about me and my best friend, Amanda. We have been thinking about starting our own podcast. And we kind of have an interesting story. So I will be a dentist in a couple years when I graduate from dental school. And then Amanda, she was raised in a polygamist church and she left about five or six years ago.

So what would be a funny name for a podcast? Like I was thinking like the beginning of a bar joke, like a dentist and an ex-polygamist walk into a bar, dot, dot, dot. I don't know. Is that funny? Is it not funny? I'm not offended if it's not,

but yeah, we wanted some ideas on what to call our podcast what a what a question dentist and polygamy i mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly like lamb and tuna fish what's that from uh big daddy i think yes um what's that guy's name he's always uh rob yeah come say rob cooper who's rob cooper he's probably in that movie that spielberg executive produced rob schneider yeah you give him all the easy ones okay wow so first of all before we say anything some legitimate advice i wouldn't give too much thought to the name it's like a tech company like yahoo google like the reddit these words weren't words before they came about and once you get enough brand

recognition like it doesn't matter what you're called that's fair at least that's how I kind of feel that's why we're going to be rebranding next week to just drink gar sodes just drinker sodes and it's like soda but it's like our episodes and people will be like what are those shirt it's just drinkers it's just drinkers that was not bad for out the dome there um okay so a podcast title that combines dentistry with polygamy. Here we go. Moler? I hardly even know them.

Dude, that's the first thing I thought of too. I was going to say incisor, but she's my sister. Oh, what about the fangtastic foursome? Oh, like fang, uh, the Fang, Fangtastic foursome? Oh, like Fang. Oh yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. Foursome.

Anything with multiples is good. Um, uh, anesthesia and adultery. Uh, molars, molars and Mormons. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. That's, that's nice. Okay. I know that Mormons aren't really polygamists.

Okay. Yeah. But for the sake of the day, it's not really Amish, but whatever. You still laughed at it. Yeah. What's like maybe like a legit, like back to our roots. Oh, that one's like, it's like wholesome, but you guys get the joke. Cause it's like where you came from and your teeth.

You get it. Yeah. How about how I met your molars I mean It's funny but How I met your molars How I met your mother How I met your mothers How I met my sisters

10 Barbies 1 canine Nice Yeah yeah yeah Money wanted This one's not good 10 Barbies, 1 canine. Nice. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Money wanted. Yeah. This one's not good. Ginger Wivas.

I told you it was not good. Oh. That's it. Ginger. Just Ginger Wivas. Ginger and the rest of my Wivas. Enamels. Enamored and enamels. Enamored and enameled. That's pretty. That's nice. The rest of my wife is... Oh. Enamels.

Enamored and enamels. Enamored and enameled. That's pretty. That's nice. That's pretty. Let's see. The tooth is loose and so are our loyalties. Oh, okay.

I thought I didn't know where you were going with that one. Loyalties is good. Tooth is loose. This one out? F***. Dude, I have another one too that I just thought of. Okay, we'll bleep this one out dude i had another one too that i just thought of okay we'll bleep this one too oh my gosh uh polyodontal instead of periodontal oh okay that was a bit of a thinker that's a good one that's uh what do you think about this just below my temple huh took me a second uh just how about just keep it keep it simple amanda family dentistry oh perfect i don't know then they're like pleasantly surprised you talk about anything other than dentistry like oh wow oh okay this one's a stretch too they're all

the rest of them have not been stretches this one tooth lips sink relationships tooth lips sink relationships loose lips sink ships no no no that was good that was good tooth tooth lips sink relationships sink relationships chips black or plaque what plaque wives nevermind

that nice dude that one that one hypothetically is really good shoot truth fairies

god mothers wait sorry I thought it was just truth fairies like truth fairies Truth Fairies God Mothers Wait Sorry I thought it was just Truth Fairies Like Truth Fairies Truth Fairies God Mothers

Like Tooth Fairy God Mother Root Root Root Fairies Baby Got Plaque I like that Yeah

Babies Babies Got Plaque Babies Got Plaque Baby Mamas And so they're their wives Yeah Baby Mamas Got Plaque That's like a long That's like the The father-in-law Softball guy Yeah. Babies. Babies got black. Babies got black. Baby mama. And so they're their wives. Yeah. Baby mama. That's like a long.

That's like the father-in-law. Softball guy. I was thinking of naming it just like I, you know, I toothpick you and you and you because there's lots of wives out there. And it's a weekly podcast. It's multiple wives. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. So wait, what was her name?

Tessa. Hope that helped. What about just, it's a self-help, how to get a group rate on dental insurance. Just straight up. I don't know. Anyway. Six for the price of one. Wedding planning.

You're welcome, Tessa. Periodontist and polygamist. Nice. Okay. Let's wrap it up. I think that's good. I think that was very good. That's not what your podcast should be named.

Sorry. Good stuff. That's so funny. Okay. Let's end it with a little jingle, Brad. Okay. This one, I will be primarily dancing on this one you you take the realm here okay um that one voice memo she just gave she gave us the cake you take the realm realm and cake

this is ours which instrumental uh is a good one do we want with background vocals or just straight up blue background instrumental we even i haven't listened. Okay jingle time. Here we go Carly Rae Brad Ellis the collaboration you guys have wanted for a long time finally getting it who wrote this jingle Ginny Rutan. Ah, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Let me back up Hey Ginny Rutan. Thank you on Hey You didn't start the beginning no. No, I did. I did. Did you? I threw a cue to the crew. What part should I listen to?

I'm looking for something new. For my Monday drive, I like it for to be fun. Maybe have a few puns. Throw in some musical runs. Oh, that'd be pretty cool. Your phone was glowing glowing Podcast app was showing Didn't know where you were going Suddenly you stopped scrolling

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Hey Two three Hey, two, three. It took no time to subscribe. Boy, was I in for a ride. I laughed so hard that I cried while I was in my car. Jake and Brad are the cheese. You'll listen to them with ease. You'll find that our misjams are their expertise. Your phone was glowing, podcast app was showing

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They are the best. My gosh. That is high, high, high. You stayed high for a long time there. I noticed. Well, that's nice. Like that outro. Yeah.

I can't. If I go low. Before I listen to correct. Yeah, it's like just to I don't know. It's not as now. My opinion is that Jake and Brad, that just sounds like a guy in choir. That's like trying to sing some pop. I had a roommate my senior year of college.

He was a choir major and he just would always sing like the most like Josh Groban. And I'm like, golly, likelly like dude that does not sound as cool dude i just heard something else about andy bernard on our way home from the chiefs game yeah he's definitely that guy he goes like i mean i think it was pretty much out of nowhere i don't know how this got brought up he was like i sound a lot like aladdin like cool hey cool man so it was like oh no way that's a funny thing to and then wasn't that much longer he showed us riffraff street rat it's like i don't buy that

just a little closer was he like he got back he was like at the chiefs game like everyone's like going crazy he's like stay with me guys key change we're gonna do it oh that's awesome start me up or the black betty this is black betty still play the cheese game whoa black betty Betty. Ram-ba-lam. Whoa, Black Betty. Let me hear the, you gotta fight for your right. You've gotta fight.

Dun-dun. For your right. Dun-dun. To party. And he kind of like smiles. To party. Woo! That's good times. That's good times.

That's good times. And it was like a typical, I don't want to keep bragging on this guy, but it was like, it was such a like, weirdly like, that does make sense. Like a, like a musical theater type person. Like, you know, the best song on Aladdin is the very first one. Like Aladdin's like solo, the like street rat one, which is like, you never, it's always like a whole new world or like one of the genie songs. Yeah.

That one, uh, Prince Ali. That one's great. Like, or even the, um, the one, how's it go with the fun drums where the genie is like, uh, never had a friend, never had a friend. Oh, that one's good too. That's what I was thinking of. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Like all the other, literally every other song in Aladdin besides what you're saying. He's like, you know what the best song is? Yeah. And then he showed it to us. Bam, bam, ba-da-da-bam-bam, bam-bam, ba-da-da-ba-da-ba. I don't know the words, but. Sounded good. Yeah.

Bam, bam. Yeah. Okay. Oh man. Well. Good times, man. To people listening or watching on YouTube right now, I'm sorry that you didn't get most of the episode, but I think you got a lot of the visual aspects of it here at the tail

end. Yeah, totally. So that's fine. Hey, it happens. I think what we're missing now is just some benevolent person out there to just give us some money so we don't have to record on our phones anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Game corners are really expensive. Yeah. you just give us some money so we don't have to record on our phones anymore yeah yeah camcorders are really expensive yeah and we're making a little money off the podcast but those raycon

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You know, he's in the mix. He's going to figure it out. Check out Ghostrunners.life for our comfort colors. Super soft. Super cozy. Fall merch. Oh, one other thing maybe talk about real quick i promise you'll like it yeah they're a little bit more expensive than our old our other shirts but they are amazing guarantee promise and i guarantee it i i guarantee you won't be

disappointed you have to always guarantee why would i be disappointed don't push it yeah um so in addition to that i really think even though we haven't talked about this since last episode, but like, I think Just Drinks merch is going to happen. Oh, absolutely. I got sent, shout out, I can't remember any of your names, I'm sorry, but I got sent three different like logos for Just Drinks. I didn't even ask for that. People were just like, here's something I made for Just Drinks.

Just Drinks is, yeah, it's got a. And there's like a fourth person who's like, hey, I'm working on Just Drinks logo. I'm like, that's hilarious and awesome. Yeah. So I guess we'll just choose one of them, slap it on a t-shirt. Yeah. Oh, I just realized we're supposed to make another shirt by next week.

Check out Ghost Runners Not Live and there might be a new shirt. There might be a new shirt. If we've been healthy grinding enough. Yeah, that one's going to be really great. Like, I'm really excited with that. Brad had a good idea for this one. It's going to be great.

It coincides with our 5K. So we'll have details about that next episode absolutely um all right cool on your feet it's been fun jake good episode episode 75 it's fun jake it's clean fun it's fun i think you'd like it brad it's fun i think you should check it out check it out if you haven't already love you guys it's 12 41 a.m probably time to sign off let's go home to our families that i really want someday. Bye-bye.