Ghostrunners - 76 - Jake Watched the Bachelorette

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

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Jake, I don't mean to brag, but I was inside of a Chick-fil-A yesterday. Really? Yes. I got lunch with my friend Goose. You know Goose? Wait. Yeah. Yeah.

Bald. Bald. Among other great features. Amazingly bald. But that's one of the more distinct ones. Uh-huh. Absolutely. Yeah.

Really nice Goose. The bald Goose. Bald Goose. Yeah. Nice Goose. Aerodynamic Goose. Aero Goose. Aero Goosenamic.

You don't want to bike or swim against him. Always fast. My gosh. He cuts through that water and wind. Phelps less goose yeah um anyway had lunch with goose there uh but then was catching up with harrison later and uh so our friend drew is the one that owns chick-fil-a and he has hair and drew is hilarious in his own right and has all these funny things he says he calls mr james jay bone that's yes that's one of them uh yeah he mentioned that yesterday as well um and okay but it came up but uh here i'm just gonna give you this out of

context i just want you to see if you can figure out what this means okay cool so so let me just real prep quick preface on drew like some of the things funny things he says like jaybone he always asked me like how's your sweetie how's your sweetie? How's your sweetie doing? He calls his daughter. The bean did not know that. How's the beat? Like, just got to go home to the, to the bean,

the bean. Uh, anyway, so what do you think this means? Uh, Harrison told me that he was in the, like working yesterday or two days ago or whatever. And drew comes up to him and goes six 15 for a 10 stack.

That's not bad. No idea. 6.15. What does that mean? What's your guess? 6.15 for, okay, 6.15 is time or dollars? 6.15 for a 10 stack. I've seen worse.

Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. 6.15 for a 10 stack. Not bad. Okay. It not bad not bad 615 for a tin stack not bad okay it's at 615 he got a 10 tip and those normally come at lunch not at dinner time right like they're much more generous at lunch time you always tip the owner operator when when they're doing carry out only you know like dine-in carry out curbside um 615 for a tin stack okay it's not like one of those movies like 310 to yuma it's like what does that mean 615 for a 10 stack okay so it's like one of those movies like 310 to Yuma it's like what does that mean 615 for

a 10 stack tell them 23 123 yeah it's the exact same thing it's the Chick-fil-a version of 310 to Yuma 615 for a 10 stack and it's like and like there's no corporate like Chick-fil-a lingo for this at all here so it's like yeah it's just Drew being Drew you know which is he's wonderful

and awesome hilarious so apparently it means he was he was watching the drive-thru is, he's wonderful and awesome. Hilarious. So, uh, apparently it means, uh, he was, he was watching the, uh, drive-through line. Like he's very obsessed with like, from the time that a car enters the drive-through, the time that he gets there, they get their food, uh, six minutes, 15 seconds for a line that was 10 cars long. Wow. Would have taken me a while to get that one. Six 15 for a 10 stack. Like he just like, like he's so cool he just has to think of like he couldn't just be like hey man that's pretty cool six six minutes 15 seconds for 10 cars to go through the drive-thru nope too much too much time i'll tell you who needs to hang out drew and

the guy who only wears blue jeans from last week's episode they would just be going back and forth just basically speaking gibberish they just need to be colored outside the lines of that tin sack. Am I right? X, X, Y, Z on top of my ass. Aussies triangle.

You know what I mean? I mean, that's the best I ever heard. I've ever met at the Caribbean. Well, what do you want to do? It's a tripod. I mean, it's a tripod.

It's a tripod with the championship belt. And guess what? Piranhas are still in the Amazon river. Well, okay. Not, not if, not if they don't have teeth toothless to take the enamel out,

take the enamel out of the Prada. That means get the chicken out of the fryer. Oh, of course. Of course. It's being overcooked. Let's get into the jingle for this week's episode. Episode 76. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Monday morning. Oh, oh, oh. Woo. Boom, boom, boom. Ready? I'm knocking on the table like I'm suggesting pizza. Yeah. Say, oh, oh, ooh, I, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down on some random thoughts on white meat.

Two Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come on, let's have some fun. Go hang it on your feet Cause it's the Ghost Runners Podcast Every Monday morning with Jake and Brad It's the Ghost Runners Podcast Yeah! I love the bass right here

Do you have them? yeah I love the bass right here you set your fingers do the walking yeah yeah that was a good one mmm if it was to do that song That came from male karaoke hits of the 70s. M-A-L-E? Or like in the mail, like Anthrax style. Yeah, yeah. This was mail order karaoke hits. I hate that Anthrax is the first thing I can think of with postal service. USPS. Come on.

Anything else. Come on. Drive-thru postal service. Tin stack. Dude, I actually went through a really efficient Chick-fil-A drive-thru this weekend. Went to Columbia. Isaac and I even talked about it. That had to be the fastest Chick-fil-A in the country.

What stack? How many stacks? I bet it was, I mean, let me just say it in Drew's terms. I bet they went 345 for a 14 stack. Shoot! That's nuts! It really was. You can ask Isaac afterwards.

It was crazy. That is crazy. It was almost like never coming to a stop because we almost like should we go to Chick-fil-a because like obviously you guys don't know this Columbia Chick-fil-a but the line was in the road anytime anything's in the road it's a long line you don't even have to know what it looks like so should we go it's like let's just do it it sounds so good and like yeah pretty much never come to a stop so Columbia Chick-fil-a you're doing it right okay 345 for a 14 stack 345 14 stack come on

biscuits let's gravy on your feet oh that's good um it was impressive um yeah i went to columbia for a little pickleball tournament it went well from what i hear but i want to hear more shoot i meant to dang it i knew i was gonna forget to do this i was gonna wear my medals oh so sorry guys and never put them underneath i was just not gonna bring it up until you obviously were gonna say like oh these oh oh okay yeah these are my pickleball okay i was surprised you noticed and just have them just clanking around you love you love the like idea of wearing different things and just not mentioning it until people watch the youtube i do love it yeah i'd lathered myself in aloe vera that one episode never was one time once one time i remember i

came over here. It was kind of early. It wasn't that early. Maybe 1130 in the morning. And you had just woken up and you just put on like that sport jacket and no shirt underneath, like sport coat. You're like, I'm ready. Let's do this.

I mean, we're ready. All right, here we go. So, okay. So tell me more about Columbia besides that you got your medals. Yeah. So I never played singles tell me more about Columbia besides that you got your medals. Yeah. So I never played singles before, even like recreationally. Like we never play singles. There's always more than two of us.

We kind of scoff. Nah, we don't scoff at singles, but we just are like, that's not, doesn't seem as fun. No. Yeah. The only time we play singles is like, okay, we lost in doubles. Let's play one V one. Yeah. Winner take all sudden death.

One point. So you have to sit out. Right. That's my entire singles experience. Um yeah i went down there it wasn't fun to be completely honest really wasn't fun it's too tiring so tiring it's gotta be it's like it's like normal tennis yeah it's like small small tennis and it wasn't like a bracket it was like hey we got eight guys that would be really easy for a bracket but you you know what's better? A bracket round Robin, you play everybody once. Oh, the old R squared.

And what, what, what happens after you do the round Robin? It was just like best record, best record wins. Okay. But let me tell you, Brad, you go seven and oh, hello. You win the prize. Let's go, dude. So one singles on Friday, which I felt so bad because Isaac didn't sign up for singles. I guess he didn't know I was signing up.

So he didn't sign up. So poor guy's just sitting there in the sun just watching me. It's so hard to watch somebody play sports at all. Yeah. Especially be able to be a part of it. No. Yeah. It's so hard, especially when you like, if you're like being really, really entertained

by it, you know, like if you're at like a sporting event and you're like, oh man, I wish I could be out there. But it's like, okay, clearly LeBron's a lot better than me at this so i couldn't really be out there but isaac's watching this like i could compete just as good as him yeah that's funny so isaac was a good sport about it i kept telling him like dude you can take my car like go go get some ice cream go get some chick-fil-a again i mean you see how big the stack is yeah go go check on what if they got a 24 stack i hear sometimes he did uh i i was like yeah like feel free to take my keys seriously like go leave i feel bad and so he came back in like 10 minutes didn't take that long break he's like went to uh

break time the gas station that place is trash yeah yeah i've never been in one of like oh this is a nice break time like a wet floor sign is just constantly up in a break time yeah just like yeah there's some kind of film just on all the floor like how did this get here and how is it not being cleaned ever dude speaking of film uh let's talk about lack of film i got one of those um maybe this is not the best word to call it gatorade bottles that shaped a little bit like a like a a teat, you know, like it's like a 24 ounce Gatorade, but long and slender. What kind of, what kind of at the top? It's got like the one that like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

At the top. Okay. The top is shaped like a teat. I was like, Oh, you poor guy. You have no clue. You're going to be in for a world of surprise, brother. Oh, man. Wow, you're in for it.

Yeah. No, just the tip. Okay, okay, okay. I got you. Like the ones that like screw and you can screw them back in. And it's kind of like a. Yeah, I like that one because you can squeeze it out. Yeah, let's not compare it to.

Yeah. You can get two of them. Never mind. Okay, okay. So you got. Yes, I got it. Like if Catherine's around, she can. No, you're them. Never mind. Okay. Okay. So you got, yes, I got it. Like if Catherine's around, she can. No, you're not.

Never mind. Never mind. Stop it. Stop it. Oh, Catherine, I love you. Okay. Okay. Oh my goodness.

Speaking of film in gas stations, I could have sworn back in the day, there was always like a plastic wrap around the top of it. Cause what you're putting your mouth on is exposed. There's a hundred percent. Yes. Not no more no more really at least not a certain gas stop or whatever not during pandemics they took those off yeah that's that's tampered you know yeah seriously like the last i've bet i've only got it twice in the last six months because i'm like this is fun this changes it up yeah it is fun but both times no wrapping on the top wrapping underneath they have the

Uh, yeah, they might actually but still even then it's like I'm still putting my mouth on someone like yeah I was how many hands this has gone through to get from like the bottling company to here totally I'm I'm telling everyone's like restocking it like this every time like no every once a while somebody's gonna go top I'll take it. Yeah, sure the tea one. No no i'll put my hands on here we go no problem i'll milk that oh you wanted milk sorry sorry yeah sorry either way i'm grabbing it yeah um so yeah no no little plastic film on there oh that's too bad be careful okay be careful but stay woke i'm safe i'm clean i'm fine i'm clean they're. They're clean. Grand Ols. What up? Okay.

Anyway, Columbia, Friday was singles. It was great. Super exhausting. But I won, went undefeated. And then the next day was doubles. Isaac and I also won that, which was fun. Yeah. So made the trip worth it. How was the competition?

Was it? Honestly, it wasn't that good. Really? Yeah. We were talking about it. I expected it to be better. Because this was like the show me games. This is supposed to be like Missouri.

Missouri's the show me state. You know. Stupidest name. It is a little like what? That's it? Just the doubting Thomas's. Basically. Show me.

I don't believe you. Yeah. Show me with my eyes. Yeah. What else you got? Oh, yeah? What else you got? State.

This is like the Missouriouri state games and really figured there'd be better competition yeah and so it was okay okay but um typical jake and isaac style would have some really close games against like the old guys who weren't very good yeah like okay let's start trying now yeah but then it gets the teams are like okay we should play hard the whole time 15-4 okay 15-6 no problem um which is fine uh so we haven't i don't think we we kind of mentioned that we were going to do it but then we never really uh debriefed about it when we went and played in liberty that one time oh yeah so jake and isaac also won that whatever invitational tournament kind of thing and gunner

and i also played in it i found myself it was my first time ever really playing against people i didn't know yeah i found myself like not having um like that killer instinct with these people like there was you gotta get a lead you're like there was multiple games I think one of them we for sure lost I don't know if we lost the other one but we were up like five to zero six and you played 11 all right am I thinking yeah we played you got it yeah I was like maybe we played a 15 that's a weird number no no and there was at least one time for sure we had beaten this team like 11 to 3 and then we first game we played them again for some reason oh it was because yeah it was the tournament we played the round robin first then we played the tournament we played him in the tournament we were beating him like five to zero and i felt bad for them yeah and so i like kind of

i didn't like purposely not get points. But you like lose a little focus, maybe a little effort. And that happened multiple times. There was a time where we played these old dudes and we were beating them four to zero. And then I was like, gosh, I want these guys to have fun.

Like, I don't want to be the jerk that just like, cause obviously I'm just more able bodied than them. Look at me, you know? Like, so I would like kind of let them like back into it or kind of give them like, okay, let's volley back and forth a little bit. It's a big lob. See what they're made of here. Yeah.

And that did that. I gotta be better at that. I don't know. I gotta find the balance. Yeah. I don't, I don't know how to do that. Whereas like when I play with you, especially like if I'm really focused, like I can, I can just, yeah, try to not, you know, have any kind of humor at all.

But anyway, I, I, I, yeah, try to not, you know, have any kind of humor at all. But anyway, I, I, I, yeah, I kind of understand what you're saying. Cause like, it's like, yeah, these old guys, like, let's have fun, just kind of goof around with it. But then there's other guys where it's like, okay, we got to bring it from start to finish. Yeah. I feel like Isaac especially is like such a mental guy. Like he he's either in it or out of it. Like, yeah, probably Scott sell as well. Yeah. Yeah. But Scott, even when he's not really into it, it's pretty freaking like consistent. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway. Um, but the one downer about this tournament. So they decided at the, at the show me games, uh, to start the men's doubles tournament at noon on a Sunday. You know what happens? Them Kansas city chiefs are playing football. Well, kinda. Yeah. They tried. Yeah. Um, you missed a good week, but, um, well,

I did everything I could advance. I go, I got CBS all access seven day trial. Oh, had the app on my phone as a backup. We had Isaac's computer there. And in between games, we look like Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, baby. We were just like, we didn't bring a lawn chair like everyone else who knew. Um, and so we're sitting up against the shade tree with a laptop, just watching the Chiefs. It was kind of nice. That's exactly what Tom Sawyer did. They were known for that.

Yeah. Painting the fence and watching the game. And post-mating Panda Express in between games, because we also did that. Honestly, everything efficient. They were like, okay, I have the chow mein and the orange chicken. And you're like over there by the tree.

That's for me. Over here. Everything efficiency wise went great though. Like that came right at this perfect time in between games. We got to watch a lot of the good parts of the game. Yeah. But yeah, the Chiefs didn't win really. It's okay. They needed really. It's okay.

They needed it. It's okay. Let's, let's find the positives. They needed the wake up game. They need to be humbled, right? Sure. It's so funny how people are already like,

well, I don't know. The AFC is just wide open now. And it's like, no, it's not. I don't know. The chiefs are still the,

the champs. Yeah. And they're still way better than everybody else. Yeah. It's kind of like they're playing the old guys that they kind of had sympathy on AKA the Raiders. Yeah. We haven't lost to since vietnam i think so yeah maybe korea i don't know i don't know which one came first um but then you know when they played they played the ravens and they whooped yeah you know i mean so it's like when we played the old guy or the

good guys like we'll we'll find our patrick i get it i get it i was there at the show me games i was right there with you i totally get it i really do it. I was there at the show me games. I was right there with you. I totally get it. I really do think, though, it was like Baltimore, New England is who we played. And then we played the Raiders. And then next week we have the Bills. Who are good. Okay. Clearly, you're going to take, like, the Raiders week the most chill.

Yeah. And they lost Sammy Watkins halfway through the game. I don't know. I'm not saying he's an X Factor, but. But definitely MVP. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm going to say.

So. Two other quick things about columbia um i got to see a good friend of mine alex dim check the guy who i was you know best man at his wedding who we've told that story about before my my speech there oh yeah got to see him i was gonna stay with him and his wife but they just had a kid oh congrats congrats regulations congrats dim dim checks dim dim dim check him out of the hospital you're back home now I just want to squeeze them checks that's good that's good that's what his aunt said probably

you know I think I see some dimples in dim checks so I got to see the dimples in dim checks. So I got to see the dim checks. That's awesome. And I was going to stay in their basement. And they're like, you totally can. We kind of have a crying baby.

But our other friend, who I know as well from Canicuck, they're like, Corey McDonald's out of town this weekend. You can stay at his place if you want. See you, Mac. Easy. Sure. K-Mac. K-Mac. Corey with a K?

You bet. Girl. Times are changing. Guy. Really? Corey with a k you bet girl times are changing guy really cory with the k that's a guy you know a few years back he had a procedure he had the neck the neck transplant oh yeah got the old neck transplant now he's got his gatorades are gone oh good for you anyway yeah so alex is like yeah cory lives like a couple blocks from us it's perfect go over there yeah stay at his house get the garage code uh go in his house and we start to walk in and it's like there's something in here and we're like oh it sounds like a dog like

kind of on a hardwood floor making like you you know, dog on hardwood floor sound. Yeah, sure. And kind of whimpering. And so we're like, did they leave it like behind a bedroom door? So they just leave their dog in a bedroom all weekend or maybe they're just gone for the night. I don't know. But it's like, that's kind of weird.

But we're like getting settled in. And all of a sudden the dog just starts running out. So I'm like, oh, I guess it's just one of those dogs who knows that open doors when people are in his house. Yeah. Smart dog. Okay. I don't know.

Some sort of hound. Were you planning on not ever opening the door? Yeah. Like, no, seriously, I'm just curious. Like, I don't know how I would have played that. I think I probably would have in the same way, but I would have been curious and like. I might have texted Corey, actually.

I don't know if I got that far, but I would have been like, hey, if that's how you wanted it left, I'll leave it that way. Yeah. This little dog comes running out. we're like which i love i've talked about before in the pod like more than winning others over i love to win dogs over it's like he's a little skittish around guys i'm like let bring him to me bring it let him lick my

finger and he'll be good to go let him sniff me yeah um and so i'm trying to like ease into this dog but he's like kind of showing his teeth a little bit like don't love this so we're like trying to calm down our back is to the door in which the dog came from We look up there is a man standing in the hallway in like the dark hallway, dude I think urine came out of my peepee. We were so scary in the house in the house There's a man in the hallway dude, but I'm getting scared. It was so scary. Do you think about it? It was like 1130 at night What he was like a silhouette. Thinking about it. It was like 1130 at night. What?

He was just in there. And it's like a silhouette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Scary. What'd you do? I mean, Isaac and I both just like, oh, hey. Hey.

And this dude, like, I guess he'd been asleep. And so he's just like, oh, what's up, guys? Yeah, Corey said something about maybe some guys staying over here. I was like, what like what didn't tell me anything about somebody coming oh my gosh it was scary and heisenberg and i were both like are you supposed to be here yeah right do you know he's like looking at like the like room to like see they were saying that cory said something about me cory cory yeah cory was good buddy cory buddy yeah love him um wow but i guess we found out later cause Corey felt really bad.

He's like, dude, I'm so sorry that he was there. Um, he is dog sitting for us, but he didn't tell us he was going to like, he told me he was going to like take the dog back to his place with him. Oh,

this dude kind of just like, you know, I ought to stay in the McDonald's house. Oh, it didn't tell Corey. I didn't tell us. So it was fine. But Oh my gosh, it was scary. It was terrifying. Yeah. Not fun. I don't like any part of that

story. BPMs were high. My gosh, that I don't like it. I don't like anything about it. Very scary. For whatever reason, whenever I work in my shop, I get like in the zone. I don't know if you probably don't ever feel this way, but whenever you're working in your computer, but like when I'm in the shop and Catherine will come up to me, I scare Isaac all the time. Yes. For whatever reason. And Catherine tries so hard to be like, dude, me too, Brad, or like, you know, say something or like knock or, you know, whatever. And same. And I just get in the zone. And then like every single time I just get a little spooked and I always get, I always get like a little bit mad at her and it's like, she nothing wrong but i'm always just like oh i don't like that like i don't like that feeling of it and it like

it's hard for me to come down from it for a good like two minutes or something yeah i'm always trying to like open the door crazy loud like hopefully isaac hears this right yeah banging on the door right like throw a pin in front of him like let him know something's here well because i i normally wear these like headphones that are the same with isaac yeah he yeah he has the same ones like bluetooth audio and their ear muff like noise canceling for you know woodworking purposes so yeah i'm like double double double muffed uh muff them up so hey muff them up so anyway that's from up hey guys muff them up hey remember guys if you're gonna be that's actually whoever asked for the woodworking, uh, presence the other day, like a woodworking gifts.

That's a really, really good one that I didn't really use or need. And I wish I'd used earlier. Um, was those headphones, the muffs, the muffs, the double muffs. They're by 3M. I think they're like 50 bucks, but they're so worth it. The post-it note company. And the masks. They made bank.

They're doing all right. Yeah. in the mask era um so yeah one night uh this is pre getting scared by slender man about an hour before this we're having a little bonfire at the dim checks yeah you know oh check out that fire dim's a good one dim dim dim's not bad yeah yeah um yeah we're we just kind of hanging out, and we hear like a back porch door behind us, like the neighbor's porch open. And he's like, oh, that's Carol. She's feeding the possums.

No. Excuse? Freaking Missouri, man. I was like, I've lived out of the country a while. Never heard of this. I've never heard of anyone being fond of possums. No, they're wild possums, but it's like uh she just she feeds them that's even worse because that that means that you want the possums to come to your you want them to be safe and be in your backyard a lot

oh yeah so i couldn't get a read on like is it every night at like 10 30 or is just like when they hear the porch door the possumsums come running. We got a flashlight. Saw a raccoon in the mix. They're friends. Really? Yeah. They coexist. Good for them.

They have the bumper stickers. I think so. But instead of like religions, it's like different. Like a raccoon tail. Like a beaver's dam is like making the X. Right, right, right. Some otters get in the mix every once in a while. You know, whatever. A lot of varmint. You'd be surprised. Weasels

actually are also very friendly with them. And they eat the same kind of food, huh? Same grain? They do. They eat the same barley and oats. Oh yeah. 3M's gotten into that. They started making that. 3M is very into that ever since the quarantine because people are much more nice to their possum kingdoms. Very forward thinking. But yeah, it kind of

creeps me out. So back to back, we got possum feed feeders in town now there's a man in my hallway don't love this i mean both this happened within an hour of each other this is sound like i'm not like a redneck hillbilly whatever kind of guy at all like this but if if my neighbor was feeding possums i would get a bb gun and shoot those possums i would would you really you put it in i think i would i mean does dim check have a second story what of their like is there a second story tell me more yeah um yeah like if i had a good vantage point on those things i would pop those things i remember you saying if you were ever in the military you'd be risky so i'd like to think that maybe you you get on the roof yeah to get a higher vantage point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go-

I go chimney on it. I go chimney. Sure. Reverse Santa. That's right. That's what they call that. That's what they've called me in high school. Yeah.

Don't ask why. Yeah. Oh, man. No, that's so funny. Feeding the possums? It was weird. It creeped me out from a distance, dude. It's like, this is weird.

That would bother me. I might- Because it's the tip of the iceberg. If you feed possums, you're doing- What else what else are you doing you're doing a lot of other stuff it's so funny like you always think you know a house like you know your neighbors like oh they they live right down the street from me they probably have a normal house too and every once while you like go visit them like we bring cookies to them at christmas time we go inside their house it's like this is not what i expected there's a lot of american girl dolls in their living room

why are all these in here? Are you having a tea party with dolls right now? The left eyes are all out of all of them. What is that supposed to mean? And then there's other ones that are like, oh, this is so much nicer than I expected. Wow, good job, you guys. Speaking of houses, had an idea this week.

Segment, good idea, bad idea. Good idea, bad idea. What do you think? Been seeing a lot of people, oh, your cousin actually did this this week, even before I had this idea, or even before he posted that I idea bad idea. Yeah, what do you think? It's been seeing a lot of people. Oh your cousin actually did this this week Even before I had this idea or even before he posted I had this idea I've been seeing a lot of people recently a lot of people our age are trying to buy homes and it's pretty common like just Take a picture in front of a house and kind of explain the story. Yeah, I like posting Oh, you know my cousins big into explaining. Yeah big blogger. Yeah, which is fine

I actually really enjoy the authentic Instagram post. Yeah. It's like, this is actually helpful. I have like an update on your life. Yes. And maybe how you saved money or how you got out of debt or anything that's going on. Yeah. But obviously I want to still have my own version. So thinking about just popping by Mission Hills and just having Isaac take a picture of me in front of the house. I love it. Having this big long caption at the end, you find out it's not my house or something. Oh, I love that. Or maybe just a short caption. Patrick Mahomes just bought a house in Mission Hills.

Again? Yeah, he's got two houses now. I mean, I think with $500 million, you can get at least two houses. You think the second one would be like a tow your ride or something? Well, I wonder if he's going to move because he's like, like Mission Hills

is literally like two minutes away from his house that he has right now. Gotcha. For the people that don't know. But it's like this massive mansion of a house. house for him, but it's like kind of enclosed. I don't think they've moved in yet. So maybe you go to that one. Okay. And then you take a picture and everyone's like, dang, he's doing well. And then Patrick was like, that's my house. What are you doing? Like he's frustrated with you. Oh, I love that idea. I hope he's frustrated with me. I think you take three different pictures in front of three different houses and you're like,

life is good. You know, know y'all gotta start shooting videos for influencers yeah it's awesome man just get a camera that's all you need just get a camera and take a stab at someone's phone number maybe you take three different pictures of three different houses at three different seasons in mission hills so therefore they think you have three different like uh like you have one for the winter going to my winter house kind of thing. Yeah. I like that. That's smart.

That's pretty funny. Actually. What would you do though? If you like saw somebody outside your house, just like posing for a picture, I'd go fast. I think I'd go fast. I love it. I think I would practice in my yard. We think we'd get it down quick.

Like a pit crew. Yeah. Get out of the car and a snap it portrait mode real quick no probably no portrait mode let's keep that no no background blur no thanks i want that house in focus please yeah i think portrait mode's a little overrated oh really i like i think it looks nice but it also just looks a little fake dslr camera though yeah looks nice i think i don't know if most people could tell i could definitely tell the difference in a camera and iphone yeah there's something i don't have the tangible like oh that's different uh what's the word f-stop you know

whatever stuff but i i can tell the difference i can yeah because it is an artificial blur it's not an actual like aperture blur um do you guys want me to say more about this or i'm curious no yeah it's good um it's all good hey i went to a barbecue place this Saturday. I saw that. Bo's First. Yes, Bo's First BBQ. Bo's BQ. Bo's BQ. Nice. First of all, it was fun because it was with my, yeah, the men in my family.

One of my cousins was in town. So we went out to this barbecue place. Also fun because it was in the West Bottoms, which West Bottoms is an area of Kansas City that's like, was a lot of factories back in the day. And it's kind of just recently been like, I don't even know, not really even revitalized, but people are starting to artsy five artsy five. Yeah. Like it's like first Fridays are there. Yeah. Secondhand furniture stores and, uh, you know, distilleries and like wedding venues and stuff like that. Like all these big factories, a huge factory anyway, but another thing that they have down there are huge haunted

houses that's their thing yeah um and this barbecue place was actually connected to the haunted house spooky yeah i mean it wasn't like themed like haunted house or anything but it was just a fun random fact about it yeah but i think maybe the beast this is the haunted house this was connected to wicked witch of the feast oh there's an idea sorry keep going uh i think it's the biggest haunted house in america it's one of the Feast. Oh, there's an idea. Sorry, keep going. I think it's the biggest haunted house in America. It's one of the big boys. Yeah, there's something about it that's like, whatever. Random tangent, not connected to barbecue at all.

I would never, you'd have to pay me a good amount of money to go to a haunted house. I would never pay. I'm with you. I'm with you. How much money would it take? To like one of those big scary ones? Sure. I would go for, well, I don't know if I need to be paid, but I would never pay money.

I think I need to get paid some substantial amount of money to go to a haunted house. Hundreds. Yes. I think really, I think minimum, minimum Jake, $500. Whoa. I think that's more than mine. And I'm, I'm not even sure if that's worth it to me. Really? I don't think it would be, it would be so stressful.

Imagine like your silhouette moment. 20 of those 50 of those on purpose really i don't know yeah i like if it was like you have to go to this haunted house by yourself sure i'm upping it to 150 probably but it's like just go with your friends, I'll go for $45. Okay. It makes a difference if it's like a group of like X amount of people, like the more people, the less scary. What if you're like, uh, what, what if it's just like, Hey, uh, will you go to this? Like just, just sometime this week, you're going to be in like a haunted house situation. Like, like we're not going to, we're not going to tell you when we're not going to tell you where, because then every time I'd be like hey jake do you mind coming outside no i don't want to i don't yeah this sounds like assassins week in college like everyone's just

looking over the back and just like no one wants to do anything you can't get anyone like do you want to play volleyball with us no i can't do i'm not even in assassins just like come like i'm already out just like come play with us um No, I can't. Dude, I'm not even in assassins. Just like come. Like I'm not. I'm already out. Just like come play with us. Gosh. I was trying to Google it real quick. I remember hearing this story of this haunted house. We had like sign like this crazy waiver to go in it.

Like if you got through it, you got like $20,000. But they could touch you. They could make you do stuff. Like they could pretty much do anything to you. What? Where they're they're gonna like keep you i think they like throw actual snakes on you like i think it's like torturous like at one point i think they waterboard you that is like beyond that's that's sadistic like i mean nasty that's like possum feeder type stuff yeah that's what possum feeders do for fun oh no way once the actual haunted house party begins it can include being put in a straight jacket having your mouth duct shut, or getting dropped into a pool of nasty water.

That all doesn't sound that great. Stripped clothes, like stripped clothes water? What? Oh, I actually don't think this was that. Oh, whoa. Okay, here we go. The snakes thing is too far, Jake. Here's a quote.

I was waterboarded. I was tased. I was whipped, she claimed. I was repeatedlyboarded. I was tased. I was whipped. She claimed I was repeated, repeatedly hit in the face over and over again. The woman was reportedly even made to dig a ditch until delaying it before the staffers began throwing dirt in her face. Mercifully, she was given a straw to breathe through.

And after begging for water, got doused. That's just one little paragraph. I don't even know. That's like illegal. That seems illegal. You signed like illegal. That seems illegal. You signed the wave? I would never.

Goodbye. I'm waving to my life. I would never. I would never even. No way. Where is that? Did you say? Just clicked out of the link.

I think I saw the word Tennessee somewhere, though. That sounds right. Smoky Mountains. Those smokies. Smokes. Smokesters. No, I'm totally with you, though. Especially even like scary movies no it's

not fun to be scared i don't want to pay for fear i will pay for happiness i will pay for romance yeah not like that but you know yeah maybe the right price yeah what about like a thriller disturbia classic thriller no thrillers are great that's about as scary as i want to get thrillers are awesome yeah but not like horror scary as I want to get. Thrillers are awesome. Yeah, but not like horror. Yes, I agree. OK, well, this has been the haunted house section of the Ghostwriter. OK, great. The all new FanDuel Sportsbook and Casino is bringing you more action than ever. Want more ways to follow your faves?

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The only way we go home is together. From new season now streaming exclusively on Paramount+. I said straight jacket in that article earlier and it reminded me, Brad, I watched The Bachelorette last night, season episode one. Now streaming exclusively on Paramount Plus. I said straight jacket in that article earlier. And it reminded me, Brad, I watched The Bachelorette last night. Season, episode one. Okay.

My favorite character. So I guess the thing on The Bachelorette, I'm very unfamiliar with this show as a whole or this like, you know, series. Universe. Universe. I guess like the introductions are a very big part of the show. Last night was my first time ever seeing episode one. Oh, really? You didn't watch it? Okay.

And there's like 25 of them. So understandably, they want to make some sort of impression just because this girl's got to sift through all these names and faces. Right. Excuse me, little burp. Burpito. So these guys are doing all sorts of crazy stuff. And one guy shows up in a straight jacket.

So it's like, okay, that'll probably get her attention attention but he is my new favorite character because never took it off the whole night like one guy showed up in like a knight in shining armor like full-on armor oh really like you know and once he gets to the woman he like takes it off he's in a suit one guy came dressed as something else one guy came in like a bubble soccer thing you know they all had some sort of outfit type thing and then they all take it off normal i don't know okay and then yeah straight jacket guy whole episode never switched out of it i loved him like even like the final rose ceremony or like the rose ceremony i'm thinking of straight jackets the thing like michael scott has with the key in his mouth yeah yeah right and he's just like i don't really know if you see a small brass key what

okay so he's just like how does he function with this thing i think he was just standing there for I don't really know if you see a small brass key. What? Okay. So he's just like, how does he function with this thing? I think he was just standing there for, I mean, this all happens in one night, so he didn't have to do much. Yeah. He just couldn't, you know, like cheers, champagne with anyone. He was still in there in a straight jacket, but it worked for him. I was so fired up.

I mean, he made it through. What? So straight jacket guy is my new favorite, but. So some people don't make it through on the first night. Yes. Yeah. That's sad. A few dudes got told to hit the road.

Was it pretty obvious though? Like, yeah, that guy's not making it. Yeah. There are a couple of guys that just like just by the look of you. I don't know how you got here. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

Steven Merchant. But one thing I wanted to talk about. So the the girl, the bachelorette, Claire, I think her name is she a little bit of a crier, which I'm sure they probably cast that purposely. You want like someone who wears their heart on their sleeve. That's good TV. But she's starting to cry quite a bit for night one of this show. And so sorry, Claire was not on Bachelor.

I may not last season. The one that you watched. No, not that i saw okay claire is i feel like that's usually like how they do it she's an old lady huh 39 39 i don't know where she came from yeah maybe she used to be a bachelor i i have no clue i just know that a lot of times they like they take a fan favorite like oh i can't believe that girl didn't win so therefore she's gonna be the bachelor that makes sense so i don't know where claire came from 39 39 i know it's not like super old but it feels old for a bachelor it's kind of like it's kind of like that quarterback's 39 years old

yeah what how is he walking bachelors and quarterbacks are very similar in that way they've been compared many times um okay yeah claire's crying a little bit and she's crying like for the third time this episode and so i'm watching nine more like 30 crying 30 crying i'm watching with isaac and greg and jj and i'm like starting to give her kind of a hard time i'm like what i'm tired of this i'm tired of the crying already and it immediately cuts to like a talking head and she's like so yeah this last year has been kind of tough for me so i'm like dang it now i'm gonna feel bad now we're gonna get to like why she's crying diet or something yeah so she's like, so yeah, this last year has been kind of tough for me. So I'm like, dang it. Now I'm going to feel bad. Now we're going to get to like why she's crying or something.

Yeah. So she's like, my mom is like, dang it. Okay. I feel bad. I feel bad. But then wait for this line, dude. I was like, oh, never forget everything. She goes, my mom had kind of a tough summer.

She fell and broke her nose. I like burst out laughing. I mean, have you ever heard? I was expecting you to like a hip or something like that. I was going to be like, Jake, that's kind of hard. Cause then you have to tend to her. Cause she broke her hip. No, no, no.

That's what I was expecting to her nose. First of all, how you fallen? What you in a straight jacket? How did you fall? Oh, here we go. Right on the nose. Don't even move your head nose don't even move your head don't even move your head and just get scraped on the cheek you just go right face forward what

scenario do you fall and only break your nose oh you're like you don't break any of your like my nose oh my gosh and it's like not like it's not like oh like there was an accident and she broke her nose or like i i ran into something and hit my nose like falling yeah falling is gonna hit a lot of your body parts and you only hit your nose hard enough to break it dude i thought that was so funny she said it so seriously that was what was causing her to cry is that her mom fell and broke her nose it's's been a hard year. She couldn't smell for two weeks. Imagine that. Two weeks. Two weeks, Davis. She had a little bit of a fever too. You know what? She'd been coughing ever since. She fell and broke her nose. Can you believe that?

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, dude. Yeah. I was dying. Whatever. That's, that's hilarious. And it's not even her. She didn't break her nose. Her mom. Yeah. That's, that's silly. Oh, but so yeah. Favorite part of the episode.

She fell and broke her nose. I'm just so curious what that looked like and how she did that to herself. Oh man. Okay. Good to know. So you're going to be watching more? Yeah. I think probably sometime tomorrow. I don't know. Trey and I are doing more interviews and it's been a busy week. So hopefully, going to be watching more? Yeah, I think probably sometime tomorrow. I don't know.

Trey and I are doing more interviews and it's been a busy week. So hopefully, so I want to get an episode recap up soon and hopefully make that my thing and become a full on bachelor boy, bachelorette boy. BB. BB. But yeah, been a good week. We made our fall video, just posted it today. Yeah.

Million and a half on Facebook already. It's going well brad i would like for you to um oh you probably don't have your computer but i have our text right before we start shooting brad sent us some jokes yeah because you you put it on our patreon page patreon.com slash ghost runners a lot of behind the scenes stuff going on patreon yeah you had a video with trey and you're like hey if anybody has any ideas for jokes and a couple people put some stuff down and i was like i got some ideas yeah i love you took the time to like write out like all these i'll be honest took me three minutes i figured it probably

didn't take long but it's still like the effort oh yeah absolutely um so uh you if you remember what you said you can do it but the first thing was like idea is parody jeff buckley's hallelujah throughout the entire video yeah yeah i thought that was that was my favorite one yeah I think it could have been I mean obviously I didn't know what you were gonna do for the video exactly but yeah like I heard there was a secret gourd that David played on his flatbed fort I don't know something like that and then like the funny thing to me is like, like really, really softly. Fallelujah. Fallelujah.

And then like, like, and then maybe like another time, he's like in the middle of a pumpkin patch. Like the minor chord. Fallelujah. You know, and he's like getting more and more into it in the very, like, I don't know, just like quick bits of that or something. Yeah. Yeah.

That one is great. And a secret gourd that did make it in. Yes. I saw that. That was a, yeah. Last night. That one is great. And a secret gourd that did make it in. Yes. I saw that. That was a, uh, yeah. Last night we're like,

we really liked the secret gourd thing. I wonder if there's other fall songs we can do. So autumn's up now he's making merch that says autumn's up. Oh yeah. Um, Oh yeah. That was another one of my ideas was, uh,

Sierra's one, two step. This beat is automatic. I thought that was really funny. Cause I feel like one, two step is kind of making a comeback. And she's married to Russell Wilson and he's doing great. Yeah, he's cooking for her.

So, yeah. Let's see. Pretty specific to a certain scene, but look yearningly at a pumpkin patch from a barbed wire fence and make a joke about barbed wire and pumpkin. Not bad. It's definitely a Brad joke. It's it's a stretch it's a stretch

but i didn't know i didn't know if they had barbed barbed wire there i they did not have fresh barbed i saw none yeah probably not barb free zone it's like a kid it's like a kid's like farm like pumpkin patch like where are you gonna put this barbed wire over here they had a ton of stuff that was pretty sweet it looked awesome i i asked i was like when people come here like how long do they stay here because there's just so much stuff and they're like five or six hours usually days good for them oh we still got kids from last fall in the in the corn pit we lost a few of them we don't know where they are dude that corn pit was so disgusting really it just felt weird on your feet i took my pants off that night and i scared myself

because corn falls out of my pants and i thought there was like i don't know spiders falling out of my legs i don't know it was weird falling out of my legs. I don't know. It was weird. Falling out of your legs. What else did you say? Plowing words with faliente. Oh, I thought that was a good one, too. Because like pumpkin spicy.

A little spicy. A little bit faliente. I don't know. I feel spicy. Faliente. I don't know. Muy pumpkin spicy. Yeah.

Something like that. We almost did the Alicia Keys. Yeah. I couldn't know Muy pumpkin spicy Yeah something like that We almost did the Alicia Keys Yeah I couldn't think of I was like there's a punchline in here but I couldn't think of it Bonfire Like instead of on fire Bonfire I don't know Yeah no that one was good

And then last one Wear some sort of homemade fall themed face covering And say Fauci can't stop my flair for flannel. I was trying to think of something. Yeah. That's like a trade loves the one liner. Like Fauci can't stop my flair for final. I don't know.

Yeah. Something like that. No, that's a, that's great. It's too political. I don't know. No,

no, no, no, no, no. Little, uh, see how the saucers gets made train.

I always try to do like at least one or two jokes that are like primed for like a top comment kind of thing yeah it's like this video was like uh phones scones and hormones okay it was like that's not even that funny i don't even know what that means but like that sounds yeah reciting comments that's their comment just what we said yeah yeah the psl one i tore my psl that one's great that was pretty good yeah yeah that was what was the top comments have you have you seen i honestly don't know i've been i've been kind of running around today i don't even know healthy grinding healthy grinding beans beans i don't know what the top comment is but i'm sure people like the i'm sure that psl thing dude fall is in full swing though fall swing fall swing when is daylight savings time did i miss it i think it's sunday sunset late now oh maybe it's last sunday that's the beauty and the

uh curse of the like smartphone is that you don't need to know anymore you just wake up and you're like my oven's a little off but yeah yeah no i bet i think it's next i think it's like if people are listening to this it was yesterday oh guys, your oven's probably off. So your clocks back. Switch your microwave. I think it's so funny when people like churches will be like, hey, don't forget to set your clocks back. Churches are great.

It's like how many people are still using like an analog alarm? Not a ton. Not a ton. I don't think. Not a ton. So here's something before I forget. Okay. Tonight is Monday night, October the 19th.

Yeah. So if you're listening to this on Monday, uh, and if you are a Patreon, if you are a patron or not, uh, we are doing a live stream after the chiefs game on our Patreon. So, um, it only costs you five bucks to join, to get access to the live stream tonight. They're really fun. It's basically like a bonus episode that you guys get to be a part of. Yeah. It's going to be really fun. We have a little idea. Can I tell them? Oh yeah.

Tell them. Tell them. Tell them. Do you understand the idea? I didn't know. I don't know if I explained it super well. I would say 6.5 out of 10. So I love 13 out of 20. So, so the idea is office themed trivia night.

However, the trivia is not specific to only the office. So, but the answers are all have like a very loose kind of or loose connection with the office. So, but the answers are all have like a very loose kind of, or loose connection with the office. So like, uh, one of the questions, the answer to the question was, we didn't start the fire, which of course we know that Dwight sings that song in the episode of the fire to Ryan. Yeah. Ryan started the fire. Uh, but the, the questions like what Billy Joel hit, you know, whatever, blah, blah, blah. So you still might know the answer, even if you're not an office person. It's kind of my thought. But it's all like it's never just like a random question out of nowhere.

It's like all themed around the office. Yeah. And I thought about maybe this is probably too intense. I probably won't get around to it because I'll be in Texas all weekend. But getting like a little clip for every single answer to show. I know. I know. You're not going to do that.

I mean, they're only going to have five questions or I'm not gonna do that so yeah anyway that's good yeah okay now i understand now i'm saying 10 out of 10 yeah i was trying to kind of explain it over text without telling you everything because i was like i can tell them yeah that's fine so yeah that's gonna happen during live stream cool so sign up patreon.com slash ghost runners yeah join us yeah join us oh man um i have some random things if you want me to talk about them uh one of my friends well yeah a childhood friend of mine ordered a table the other day and i was like hey if you don't mind i always tell people like once you get in your house if you don't mind taking a few pictures i always use the line like it looks way better in your house than it does in my garage.

And this girl goes, don't worry. I will social media vomit it all over the place. I didn't like that. Please don't vomit my table. Have you heard anybody say something like that before? I've heard of like word vomit. And usually that's like you're apologetic about the way you just spoke. I'm sorry.

I just word vomited. Yeah. Sorry. I got my words vomited up. But yeah, to like a social media blast. Yes. Oh, is that? I don't want to think about that meaning the same thing now.

Is that kind of like the other end of vomit? Maybe. Maybe. I hope not. Brad, this. Oh, my gosh gosh brad this table is amazing as soon as i get home i am going to instagram diarrhea this like crazy i can't wait to vomit all over my friends with this thing what yeah story snapchat uh facebook linkedin link yeah top 10 tables you didn't know you needed in 2020 yeah oh i'm gonna desecrate my friends online with this table thank you brad i'm gonna vomit this i i didn't like it that's pretty funny but of course i was like thank you so much i would really appreciate it you're the first person who's ever told me they're gonna do that i really appreciate

if you puked all over my social media with this thank you make sure to tag me in the vomit appreciate it anything else oh man anyway that's one thing another thing this is random but uh some of our friends uh podcast people that gave us this framed uh picture the uh coons they went on this awesome like um vacation in an RV. They rented an RV. And why don't we have to have seatbelts when we're in an RV? Like their, their daughter is like four years old and they're just like chilling with, she's just like laying there. You know, that's fine. This picturesque countryside. It's like, that looks awesome. But like, why is it like, Hey, this is a big, this is a really big vehicle. So therefore once it gets

big enough, once you start sitting sideways... Yeah, same with school buses. Yeah. They're huge. If that thing gets in a wreck, something bad's going to happen to you. Yeah, it usually does. Almost every time there's a school bus wreck, it's really bad. Right.

Yeah. So what's up with, like... Why is it? Why is it, like... When you start side-saddling. It's, like, legal. It's, like, completely legal to be, like... It's, like, please don't.

You're fine. No, no, no. No, go ahead. Lay down. Lay down. No, it's fine. Let's save the nylon. Let's use it on other cars. Right.'s like, please don't. You're fine. No, no, no. No, go ahead. No, lay down, lay down. No, it's fine. Let's save the nylon. Let's use it on other cars.

Right. It's not put it here. You know what? Play your guitar. If you want to death cab for cutie, I don't care if you're on tour. You're great. Play it. Like whatever.

I just don't, I don't get it. That is weird. You know, in the entire limo trip, our front or like the shotgun seat, there was not even like a seat belt. Like it did not, it did not exist. Really? Couldn't even find one. Like, like it was made without a seatbelt. No, sorry. They were like, there was a hole for where the belt was supposed to be, but someone had just taken it out. Somebody was like, screw this. There was just no belt. And so I was like, you know what? It's probably fine. We're in a limo. I don't think that's even required.

Yeah. At a limo. It's, it's kind of like, yeah, you're fine. You're fine. You're living in luxury. That's a really good point though. Anyway, didn't but in airplanes huge you have to have a seat belt like all the time they're very strict about it yeah okay just that thing you said made me think of like numerous things one seat belt uh put a little instagram story of trey and i two nights ago on my story because it was kind of funny like i'm editing the fall video these people who we went and filmed with were like take some kettle corn home take a caramel apple home whatever and about hour two into the thing trey's like i'm getting that caramel apple and so he's eating it on a stick while driving down the highway and it was like this is just a funny scene and i think multiple people like um seat

belt please i'm like you honestly think like who is not wearing their seat belt these days yeah like i've never been that would honestly be like a non-negotiate like like such a red flag i take a girl on a date i'm like oh i think it's dinging because your seatbelt's on i just don't wear it like yeah yeah i'm gonna take you home that's just such a weird character quality i just don't wear my seatbelt it's it's two seconds to put it on it's not uncomfortable at all it's not even that inconvenient it's so incredibly proven to help you just do it so what was trey putting it like behind his back or something he had it on i think you just couldn't necessarily see it but i mean definitely had it on because

everyone wears a seat belt at least i think they do people are really policing that hard though oh yeah it's so many replies like uh where's the seat belt you guys are not above the law like oh my gosh yeah that's the thing everyone wears a seatbelt i think i'll be real even if i didn't want to wear a seatbelt like which sometimes like if i'm going like from you know one minute down the road i'll be like ah i'll just i won't put it on or whatever but i do every time because it's so annoying when it beeps at you and i just uh it's like most things it's like it's how much am i gonna regret this if things go totally like why not just put it on totally just just double check i'm recording the camera every time it's like it's how much am I gonna regret this if things go totally like why not just put it on totally just just double-check I'm recording the camera every time it's like this is gonna take me no time at all just to double-check this right put on my

Seatbelt so that's one thing that remind me. I was not playing time about the other thing was about two hours ago I get a DM out of nowhere. They're just like so do you do you love Miranda Cosgrove? And I was like oh my gosh. I know what this is about. So it's what I replied to her. I was like, I've been following Miranda Cosgrove for two years and no one has ever said anything about it on Instagram. Okay. Because after Alan, we bought a limo, we had this big joke that like season two is going to be called Miranda Cosgrove.

We bought an RV. And so RV just brought it all together. Yeah. Two hours ago. And so secrets out. I love Miranda Cosgrove. Do you actually? Yeah.

I mean, kinda. She was great in school of rock. That's the only thing I really know. Like what? She's like big from other things too. Now. I don't know.

I think she was in Drake and Josh or something like that. Maybe she was Megan. Yeah. See, I never watched that, but I, I've seen like the David Dobrik, like reunion thing.

Oh, nice. That's like one of the three videos I've ever watched of his. That's funny. Yeah. Which I didn't even watch Drake and Josh. So I don't know why I like reunion thing. Oh, nice. That's like one of the three videos I've ever watched of his. That's funny. Yeah. Which I didn't even watch Drake and Josh. So I don't know why I watched that thing. It was funny.

Yeah. I, I don't have anything against her. I don't have anything necessarily for, but we thought that'd be so, we were trying to find like, like Ellen was a big reach. Like,

can we get to Ellen DeGeneres? But it was like, it'd be funny to follow up with like, Oh, like I, you know, like that's a big name but like yeah they're probably not doing much like you dedicate an entire facebook series to

them you probably get to them i think so so we're like miranda cosgrove just right in the sweet spot like that'd be so fun just dedicate 30 episodes gosh we really want to meet miranda cosgrove and then you meet her and you like realize you don't really know much about her so like what's up so like uh school rock huh jack black my co-host thinks like yeah so um in the movie school of rock you were kind of like a really good student is that kind of how you are now or we're is that just in school or were you just acting no i graduated about five years ago from college oh okay cool yeah you're just good actress Cosgrove did you ever go into like Apple Grove that's cool yeah anyway we're gonna get out of here the RV is illegally parked so you'd never yeah see you later this is fun put your seatbelt on throw your seatbelt

Miranda um and then one other thing. Sorry. That one. Sorry. The Coons brought on three different things. I love it. Had a crazy day on the road yesterday. Yesterday, Brad. You're kidding. No.

You're never going to believe this. You're never going to believe this. Okay. Both these things are actually kind of crazy, though. Both happen on Metcalf Avenue. Oh. First of all, or first drive of the day going northbound. Sure. Trying to go downtown. Going up Metcalf. Downtown. Downtown. This is cruising through the. Metcalf. metcalf avenue oh first of all or first drive a day going northbound sure

trying to go downtown going up metcalf first this is cruising through the mega mega so this is from north on metcalf like 95th all the way up yeah yeah oh the first stoplight i get to um it goes from you know it's green i'm going up and then yellow i'm anticipating the yellow okay anticipated it and i was like it's probably gonna be red next it goes to red for a split second and then changes to green Well, I was like what in the world for a split second. It was a split second It was red and then just went right back to green. What time of day? 10 45 a.m. Oh high traffic high trap you laid it area. Yeah, yeah very it so I was like scared across the intersection Oh, I was like is there like a glitch?

Yeah, like are all these lights green malfunctioning kind of all of our cars just like looked around and just kept going get to the next stoplight same exact thing this happened three times in a row we went from green yellow red real quick and then switch back to green what i've never seen anything like a rapid red yes rapid red to green rapid red to green no it was like the weirdest like when people like there was a glitch in the simulation that actually felt like someone something's happening right now crap he knows yeah captain hooks in the bath with him it was really weird and something so it didn't keep going from red to green the rest of the top lights but

i didn't hit a single so from where i live to i-35 no red lights that never happens do you think it was like yeah that's that's a long so something glitched in the stoplight it was kind of cool kind of rare huh it's sweet i made there i made such quick time well i know that like cops have a way to like be able to like keep the greens going or whatever right that's what i've always heard there was something really loud and big behind me the whole time there were like all these lights like i was like trying to focus on the light in front of me, but there's all these lights behind me. And I'm like,

stop. I'm going as fast as I can. I got green in front of me, but I got red, blue, yellow behind me. Very distracting. And all these,

the sound systems these days, the things people listen to, you know, I thought Skrillex was bad, but this takes dubstep to a whole new level. I couldn't focus. There was no like you know metronome to it seems so random yeah oh it was so shrill and like i wasn't going that fast

but i was literally passing people left and right i mean like what are they doing they're just like it felt like they were standing still like you're getting out of my way yes it was weird brad it was weird so weird it's so yeah that happened yesterday on the way to downtown downtown downtown getting all the green lights on the way back so exit from i-35 back on a metcalf but it's not quite metcalf yet so if you guys can imagine it it's like what is that 69 highway 635 69 yeah something whatever they call it um so it's still kind of a highway the speed limit is 55 i merge pretty easily there's a lot of cars behind me behind me but for the most part i'm i'm leading the pack i'm kind of the

pace car here a lot of cars yeah yeah kind of a trendsetter and i do see a car kind of stalled on the side of the road you know quarter of a mile in front of me and then i kind of see them creeping up and then they decide once i get pretty close time to pull a u-turn on the highway what they turned around right there where the speed limit's 55 and it's all one way like this is a separated highway yeah like like there's another there's another road but yeah it's like way over there huge media trees in between like this is a one or a two lane one direction highway in this yeah tiny white car like pulls a u-turn on the highway and i'm the first car so i've same on my brakes same on my horn have to and

i see like no one's in the right lane so i swivel to the right lane to dodge this car got the heart pump and again that was in the same day that was yesterday that's wild i had a green and then you turn on the highway did you see what happened to that car so dude it looked like something out of like like cops or like grand theft auto yeah like kind of just like every other car stopped after me because it was kind of like they were coming down on, they could see it happening. So they started slowing down. And this car is kind of just like,

not necessarily weaving, but like kind of in the lane and going on the shoulder and back in the lane again. And then just like eventually got to like that spot where the median connects. And Oh yeah. And there's, I was like,

I guess I should call the cops. But then again, like, I don't know anything about that car, much less where they're going. I don't know what they're going to do to them when they get there. No models of cars. Yeah. I think it had four wheels. Honestly, I'm not even sure. Yeah. I don't know. Um, no, that's, I mean, that's similar to that time when I got in that accident

in my truck on the highway and it was like, the car was coming. Oh yeah, dude, that's so scary. Yeah. It was, it's terrifying. It's like, it's like, what do I do? I'm kind of helpless right now. You had enough time to at least look and see there was nobody. Yeah. I kind of swerved. Oh yeah. I do not like that. But yeah, it freaks you out. Cause it's like, what am I supposed to do? Like you could, like, I could stand still. You would just choose to run into me if you want to. Yeah. It's weird. Whenever something like that happens to, I'm sure it's human nature. I'm sure everyone does this, but I like, like turn down the radio. I'm like, you i'm like you focus so much better if you don't it's over now yeah i don't need to turn it down now like let's go quiet let's go quiet here going dark think about your thoughts like i don't

just might as well turn it back on nothing's gonna happen now but gosh yeah dude that all happened yesterday just so just nuts dude that's nuts wow okay i'm glad you're okay yeah i'm alive live stream tonight guys yeah don't don't uh don't drive on metcalf anymore maybe that's the answer yeah the stop sweet though yeah that was awesome yeah i felt so cool yeah that is that's a great feeling just in general getting the greens because you're like when you hit it right you're like if i wouldn't have ran that yellow back there i would have been hitting all reds yes all reds but now all greens all green everything yeah um do you remember when now i don't want to talk about that uh okay something i do want to talk about so we have a subreddit ghost on a subreddit for the most part it's been amazing but unfortunately

no no no there's take out the word on fortunately the prefix someone googled jake triplet i guess and then they clicked images and then they found something which i've known existed on the internet for a long time i purposely never brought it up never told anyone that it's on the internet because i don't want anyone to find it in fact had this not been brought to everyone's attention this could have been a great like once we get to 500 patrons i'm releasing it yeah and the image i'm talking about is it's my senior pictures uh-huh but they're not just any senior pictures they are shirtless senior pictures imagine like if jake decided to do a boudoir shoot uh someday for his wife it would be very similar to this.

There's a little bit of a backstory to it. Let me just defend myself because I'm sure everyone's like, okay, well now how do I get to read it as soon as possible? How do I see this? Red.com slash ghost runners. I. Dot com backslash. R. R.

Slash. Ghost runners. Yeah. Okay. I. I had an idea for my senior pictures that um it's not super proud of but it's not as bad as it seemed i was gonna do like shoulder pads picture and now it's gonna be shirtless like in like a black and white almost like you know a lot of shadows okay not necessarily

like look at my abs but yeah i don't know something different than just like in full uniform i don't know because full uniform felt dorky to me That is dorky. Yeah, it would be though, right just like standing there like with your football just like yeah I play football for the team. I mean seeing your pictures no matter what you do It's hard to make you know, you look back on him later and you're like, oh my gosh I remember thinking like maybe this is artistic. I don't know. Yeah, take my shirt off And so I go there and i'm like yeah maybe we could do this and he's like what other sports you play i'm like well i play basketball and baseball he's

like why don't we do all those shirtless and even at the time i remember thinking that's not really what i want that's weird that's like yeah at least with the football one like seven it's kind of like uh the earth and water 70 of it's covered up sure you know yeah by water yeah um not that much has shown basketball though not a lot covering me yeah baseball not a lot covering me i'm just holding a bat two gatorade bottles and your yeah your tpx bat so we take them and this dude like photoshops them all together and it still exists on the internet for some reason i can't get rid of it no that dude like he totally played you because he was trying to expand his portfolio he's like you know i'm um is he springfield guy strafford strafford's finest strafford's finest he's like

i got you know all these guys just want to take pictures next to their pickups and like all these boring like yeah people doing out the pumpkin patch this guy is is my is my ticket to a brighter broader portfolio out he's open-minded yeah let's see how far we can go he wants to do shirtless let's go completely shirtless he actually asked if you want to do pantsless as well that's where i that's where i draw the line luckily my mom was there i need my girdle i don't know i don't know what else he would have asked for but no for real i've always thought about that i was like that was so weird that that guy like asked me to continue being shirtless for more pictures that I didn't even want.

I feel like honestly on the internet. I mean, hindsight's obviously 2020 and it's an amazing picture. You guys got to look at it. But like anytime you're going to like a studio these days to take like senior pictures, you're already doing it wrong. Yeah. You know, like you need to find somebody who knows how to do like new looking pictures because like the studio people just like, it's so old school.

It's produced. Yeah. So bad. Yeah. And nowadays like, yeah, you don't need all that. You need just a nice camera and someone who has a little bit of an eye for

lighting and stuff. Yeah. So anyway, I just need to talk about it. I think I'd seen something like that before though. Like you don't think you've ever posted that picture. I guarantee you I have not posted it. I think at some point I've talked about it somewhere. Okay.'t i don't know i can't remember oh my gosh but oh i definitely never posted that it's wonderful you were so small

so skinny yeah i didn't have a lot going on yeah i mean you had some you you weren't just like skinny though you had some you had some tone in those arms yeah i used to work out like in high school anybody can have a six-pack if you're just skinny enough. Yeah, you're just skinny. I always remember like, oh, my friend Logan, everyone's like, oh, he has such a six-pack. I'm like, he's like 25 pounds. He doesn't have a six-pack. He has thin skin.

Yeah, you just see his abs. That's not the same. Yeah. But anyway, you had some tone in those arms, man. Thanks. You must have been throwing some heat. Packing some heat. Packing some heat. Yeah. Anyway, I love it. So that exists it so that exists i'm glad it's out there and oh it could be worse as far as like things in my past go could be worse i think that's the worst thing so okay could be way worse yeah that's the only thing i'm nervous about yeah yeah i could get canceled i'm just gonna get ridiculed by a lot of people now, but enjoy it.

Enjoy it. I love it, man. Love it. Um, but anything else from your week? You want to talk about the podcast? No, not really. I wrote down one more thing. I'll just say really fast.

Hattie's new thing that she's been saying is sure you do or sure. Sure. I do. Yeah. I don't know if she gets it from me or Catherine. Most of the things she gets from Catherine. So I just blame this on her but uh i like even if i'm like uh hattie you know i had lunch with grandpa today we had barbecue sure you did like it's it's kind of like that sounds

like you it's kind of ridiculing me though like or like hattie i think you look really cute today well sure i do like it's like it's like kind of like this arrogant response i don't really like well yeah yeah like basically like of course i do yeah moron yeah sure i do and we're in a bow yeah how do the chiefs play today i'm sure they do you know like no they do it's monday it's this funny subtle thing she says that and she says besides all the time even when it doesn't make any sense really like she'll just start a conversation with like, besides we should have some, uh, we should have picnic outside today. It's like,

well, okay. At least you know the word. Dude, one of these guys I've been playing pickleball with, I noticed he, he does something like that too. Not quite besides,

but he, he acts as if like we just got done having a conversation. Like today he goes up to me, um, which we have not been talking. We haven't even been playing together. Like I came off a game, he came off a game and he's like, and that's a that's that's the thing her backhand isn't even that good

what you don't have to say and that's the thing but he's just trying to figure out like a non-sequitur like yeah he made it seem like so anyway yeah i wasn't talking to you yeah it's like we like i was saying yeah well he acts like we just got done saying something really similar to that and like we weren't even talking at all yeah and to to elaborate um i i've just been having knee problems right it's like what is this how you talk normally to people to strangers besides besides sure you do besides sure i do sure you do so one last thing I want to mention we'll get to the voice memos Trey the boss he's taking a taking his honeymoon finally oh he hasn't taken one yet no not really I think he went to like Northwest Arkansas for a few days seems sufficient to me for an influencer of his size sure you do going Going to, according to, yeah. The hot springs. But he's taking a big one in December.

Okay. And so I'm like, hey, while he goes out of town, the children will play. Yeah. So this is me saying, hey, throw me an offer. Okay. We're going to go somewhere for a week. What do you got? You're like the shark and they're coming in to present you an offer.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Doo, doo, doo, doo. Yeah, dun, dun, dun, dun. Do, do, do, do. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hello, sharks. I'm seeking, yeah, seven days in Cabo San Lucas for only $2.59 a night.

Whoa. Okay, okay. Now, what kind of amenities do you have? It's a brand new place, so we don't have any kind of proof of concept yet. Ah! For that reason, I'm out. No reviews? Yeah. I can do better. Pictures look nice, place so we don't have any kind of proof of concept yet ah for that reason i'm out no reviews

yeah i can do better pictures look nice but i just reverse image searched them fake oh yeah anyway yes that's fun i like it make me an offer mama let's see i got a week in december okay let me know where i should go sure you do sure. Sure you do. We have a lot of voice memos. Once again, keep sending them in. Let's see, where did we leave off last week? I don't have my computer to tell you. Let's just click one. Here we go. Hey, Jake and Brett, I'm 11 years old and I'm from Virginia and this is my second time calling and I want to tell you that I have started watching The Office with my family and it is really fun and I'm on season three

and I can't wait to see what happens between Jim, Karen and Pam and also that's what she said from Michael Scott and I want to tell you for my question that my aunt sadly does not like people

with red hair, no offense to Jake, but that leads me to my question, which is what is your least favorite hairstyle that you have ever seen? That's it. Can't wait to see what you guys say. Love you guys. Bye. Any favorite hairstyles? Yeah, I think that's got to be what it is. At least favorite version of hairstyles. They kind of cut out. First of all, is she just like, she doesn't like Irish or something? Ant sounds like a bigot.

Yeah. Well, he said aunt. That makes me sound like, Scott says aunt and his family's all from the northeast. There's a lot of Irish up Northeast. They have, they have some beef with the Italians, Italian beef, some potatoes,

if you will. So beef and potatoes, beef and potatoes, beef and potatoes do not mix. He has a cheer for the Celtics, those bangers and those mash. Yeah. They don't like each other.

So I don't know. Least favorite hairstyle you've ever seen. Not necessarily that you've rocked yourself, but just that you've seen, man, I don't know. I don't want to get too far into the hairstyle conversation. you've ever seen not necessarily that you've rocked yourself but just that you've seen man i don't know i don't want to get too far into the hairstyle uh conversation on this podcast we are not the number one podcast for hairstylists that's not us that's not us not our game used to be but not anymore i just least favorite is pixie cut i think just straight up wow i think so

hallie berry is a babe but when she when she went hair, it's just like, I don't love it. It's not for you. No, it's not for me. But the deeper thought that I have is I don't really like almost any professional athlete's hair right now. That seems extreme. I know. It does.

Of course, it's not really true. But I don't like Patrick Mahomes' hair. I don't think it looks cool. Really? I kind of like it. No, I don't like it. I think he could look a lot cooler if he had a different hairstyle. What about OBJ in previous years? No, his current one sucks previous years though see i don't know what what the difference is oh i thought

he looked so swag back in the day when he just used to be blonde now it's like silver and pink i think oh see if you're no if you're subscribing to anybody that has that silver and pink hair now he probably didn't have good style back then either unless your name is dennis rodman you can't pull it off no i yeah i don't know i don't know my least favorite has to be the rat tail saw plenty of those i kid you not for missouri yeah at any given time one and only one never two never zero one guy in my high school had a rat tail like i just at any time there's always one of them it was like you had a you had a quota and you couldn't you couldn't go over it so like that guy cut it off it's like yeah you're good you're done with anthony still riding no no okay all right josiah you're up yeah that's a good answer

oh it's just almost any hairstyle i can like i could put myself in their shoes and be like that is different that is artistic that is a fun take on a different hairstyle yeah even the mohawk like even like a super narrow spiky mohawk is pretty repulsive but it's still like hey yeah you do you you you do yourself yeah you go with the rat tail it's called a rat tail ew ew that guy feeds possums for sure the name is name is a rat tail. That's a good answer. It's just so gross to me. Yeah, that's fair. That's way grosser than pixie cut.

Pixie cut, I just said. I don't know. Yeah, it's fine. How do you feel about dreadlocks? Love dreadlocks. Definitely cool. Yeah, apparently they're not that cool anymore. Why not?

I don't know. I think they might be coming back a little bit, but Kawhi Leonard used to get a hard time for wearing or having dreadlocks. Oh, like short dreads. Or do you mean like, what are you talking about? Oh, I'm thinking of cornrows. Holy cow. Okay, I was going to say.

White boy. No, dreads are awesome. Okay. Black people with dreads are way cooler than white people with dreads. Let's be honest. Matt Ford looks so dope in his dreadlocks. I feel like a mixed person with white dreadlocks looks cool.

White dreadlocks? Yeah. Blonde or like white? What do you mean? Sorry, I mean blonde. Okay. I'm trying to imagine that, but that does sound nice. Yeah.

That's cool. I mean, dreadlocks in general. Anybody that has dreadlocks, they're like committed to dread. Like you don't just grow dreadlocks overnight. No. You know, it's like a three, I don't know how long you need fertilizer yeah yeah you need all sorts of crazy stuff because you're not allowed to wash your hair right no no no no no no no no yeah so i like i like the dreads i think they're cool we met a girl in uh somewhere in colorado or utah on the limo trip

that uh had never or didn't shave her legs and had dreadlocks and ty was so attracted to her he's like i think this is my wife and me and kyle were like perfect because i don't i don't think she's mine right go for it go for it like we will not have to fight over this one he's like i've never seen a girl dreadlocks before have you ever seen a girl without her leg shaved oh the combo ty was just infatuated it was so funny really yeah that's hilarious he just loves the loves the outliers i think oh that's funny um but uh malachi thank you for the voice memo oh yeah malachi it's just super cool that that's so sweet that he's like watching the office for the first time yeah because i think i've said i'm listening i'm watching the office from front to

back for the first time ever and i'm in season three and i'm being reminded of like how good they did the the romance aspect like the comedy is'm being reminded of like how good they did the romance aspect. Like the comedy is so good. Like the way they just, they play the game. You just back and forth. Oh, it's so good. Oh man.

Is it the Christmas party? I'm not going to, nevermind. I'm not going to ruin anything for Malek. Not for Malek. So next voice memo. What's up Jake and Brad? Or should I say Jake and B-Rad? B-Rad?

That's right. Former camper here. It's Kaylee from Oklahoma, which I believe is in the south, even though I know it's wrong. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I love listening to y'all's podcast, especially because I was a camper. I was fortunate to experience B-Rad and Barn 13 and all the many, many things that Jake was. Brad, you were actually my brother's counselor. And fun fact, I know a lady named Ashley Bennett. Unfortunately, she is a married woman. She's hard to disappoint. Bend it all the way around for the ring.

Anyway, it's not Thursday where I'm at. Maybe it's Thursday when you all are recording this. But I wanted to do a little bit of a throwback Thursday with a little bit of a dare so Brad why don't you sing us the barn 13 song and Jake maybe sing us the Gucci bar song biscuits and gravy whatever you choose bye bye

oh my gosh Kaylee who's your brother yeah seriously by the way I don't even know your last name. Kaylee. Just Kaylee. Kaylee.

I can't memorize all the girls. How are we talking about this on the podcast? Like would, uh, the girls would come up at the parents day with their dad. Like this is B-Rad. He's awesome. And it's like, I do not know anything about your seven year old daughter. I don't even know her name. Okay.

So Kaylee, like I didn't know, I don't know who you are and that's okay. I don't know where she got those shirtless senior pictures. I don't even know her name okay so kaylee like i didn't know i don't know who you are and that's okay i don't know where she got those sherlitz senior pictures i don't know i think her counselor has a crush on me i don't know i don't know i don't know it's a studio in strafford and they did retouching i promise i don't even look that good they airbrushed it i promise um oh my gosh okay what is the barn 13 song so barn 13 do you need an instrumental should i be looking there is an instrumental but i don't i you cannot find it i don't know what it is um it is so there's 12 barns 12 cabins on each side so the barn 13 is where they come and converge for k-life like they're big like you guys call it the jimmy they're the no no what are you i mean you're chuck wagon uh yeah the the jimmy well we called ours the James instead of the Jim.

The upper James, and then we called something the Jimmy. So I thought maybe that's what you called it. Oh, no. Or where we eat is the chuck wagon, and where we do K-Life is the girls' gym. Oh, okay. So you weren't that far off. I was just not expecting Jimmy. I think you guys call it the Bartholomew.

Yeah, and Seabiscuits. So anyway, we just have like this. It's like four or five nights out of the term. Out of the two weeks, we have like a big programming thing that I would host with another guy. At the very beginning of it, we did like this big theme song. So he,

so my, my cohost would always wrap it and I would always do the chorus. I don't want to do either of these cause it's going to, it's going to sound so terrible and ridiculous. Um, okay. Uh, okay. Wish I could help. Don't know the words.

It's very easy. So sing along once you get it. We'll see. It's okay. So the first part, so everyone, it's kind of, everyone's hype, hype, hype. And guys get hype out there. Let me think if I even remember the rap. Cause he goes, welcome to barn 13.

Everybody up in here repping our king, our God. Our God. Yeah, that's our king. You better dance. You better scream. And then we had two different themes for two different summers. But it was R-I-S-E space U-P. Barn 13. Repeat after me.

Barn 13. Repeat after me. No. Dang it. Barn 13. Barn 13. And then I would come in Linkin Park style singing. Welcome to Barn 13. And then I would come in Lincoln Park style singing. Welcome to Bar 13.

13. Where we praise our God and King and King. And then there's a second verse that I'm, you know, we like to get hype. Gonna go crazy. Get loud all night. Keep up. Yeah. Keep up the synergy.

Cucks and comos creating the synergy. We grow up, but we never grow old. Bond servants to him. We're sold. Our God. Yeah. He died for our sins for the next three, three hours, two hours. We're about to go in.

Welcome to Bond 13. So you get it. So thank you. Yeah. Wow. Killed it. And then after that, we had trampling in the, in the place. I was always so jealous.

Jump up and rep the King. Jump up and rep the King. Jump. And then we did that over and over and over again. That does sound pretty hype. It was honestly pretty dope. It was pretty fun. So isn't it cool that we had such incredible opportunities to like be on a stage and perform

for like the best audience we're ever going to get at age 20. Oh yeah. I mean, it's crazy what, I mean, it was just a summer camp, but still like, I mean, we got to really have free reign to do all sorts of stuff. Oh, I know. Absolutely. Yeah. My director never asked us once, like what you guys are doing tonight. Like he was, he was like, trusted us. Same with art. He was like, I, I asked you to have this position cause I trust you. So, you know, I'm not even going to check in on you. Hope it goes well. People are saying it's great. Yeah.

People are enjoying it. So whatever. And all the counselors were so hype every time. So that made the kids so hype. Yeah. So anyway. It's just the best atmosphere. Yeah.

Yeah. Speaking of free reign. So one of the things I did, Brandon worked at different camps with the same job. But mine, to kind of get people, you you know woken up in the morning what waking welcome christopher woken up yeah um i would do breakfast wraps and i think we've made if i done the pancakes wrap on the podcast it feels like i probably have something with the baby and i know recently i did uh that was to um cinnamon rolls yeah it was the was the yeah baby by Jesse B. Relew or Chris?

No I think that's the only one you've done on the pod. Okay. So we'll save save pancakes for another time. Oh we nevermind.

Patreon I think saw something. Was that was that the pancake wrap? No one man should have all those pancakes. Yeah yeah yeah that was it. Which that one I didn't write

shout out Sutton Sutton Davidson that was his. Yeah. But I wrote all the other ones. So Kaylee actually asked for the Gucci bar rap, which let's set the record straight. I know there's rumors flying around everywhere.

That was not my song. Oh. Paige and Morgan. Oh. Guess what they did, Brad? Hey, Mo. They said, hey, Jake's done all these raps. We want to do our own.

And instead of at breakfast, ours is going to be like a dessert of lunch, you know, because we have Gucci bars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, oh, oh, there's still beef to this day. Oh, yeah. My songs are always like about the ingredients or about the breakfast specifically. Paige and Morgan come in, Gucci bar rap.

Yo, what up? I know you're talking about this and that, but who out there is tired of Jake's raps? It's just like, I was like, yeah, yeah. And first of all, yeah,

it was like that kind of like, that's Cardo rule of camp is like, do not, do not like defame anybody else. I still remember like right off the bat, like some sort of line about like, who's tired of this. Yeah.

And I was like, you don't do that. No. Mine are about, mine's about the cinnamon in the cinnamon roll. Healthy competition. No. Yeah. So I will not be doing the gucci bar rap no yeah it's still bitter i never will i'll do another one this is one i wrote about um coffee cake which is like a big camp staple they make incredible coffee cake um and like part of the song as you'll hear in the lyrics

you only get this kind of coffee cake really at Canicoc, so it's pretty special. Brad, I texted you the lyrics to help me sing it because I really don't want to sing any song, especially this one. But I'm thinking, you tell me what you think. This is going to get copyright striked either way. So maybe we take your phone off because we don't need to record you anyway. You get the lyrics. Okay.

And then we- Or can I just look on your computer? You can come over here. Yeah. You got wheels over here. Yeah. You got wheels. This is fun. This is fun. This is better.

All right, go on our- So this is what it's like over here. Okay, so that's the chorus at the top. Remember how the song goes? It's been a long time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's both those.

Both those lines. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, it's both those lines. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Okay. And then you do that again. Okay. We got this.

We've never practiced this. It's going to go great. I can help you know when to go in, too. It's going to be kind of tough. All my cucks and commos out there, I coffee cake special so I wrote this song for you guys it's coffee cakes here again don't want no eggs or fruit just want that sweet cinnamon it's been a long time yes since. Since last year, my friends, and it'll be another year till we eat you again. Till we eat you again.

Mmm. Uh, you guessed it. Yeah, it's Jake back on the mic and we talking about breakfast. There's a party on your plate and coffee cakes on the guests. It's got Kitschies on demand like they're bringing me Netflix, yeah. But it's alright cause the kitchies the bestest. They're the only ones who fix it. You can't find this

on Craigslist and people poke in front of me cause I eat so reckless. You see crumbs on the shirt, I see a coffee cake necklace, yeah. How could we even talk about pancakes when pancakes just aren't enough? The cereal or the french toast or even blueberry fluff. So put your hands up if you're as hungry as us.

It's been a long day. Coffee cake's here again. Don't want no eggs or fruit, just want that sweet cinnamon. It's been a long time Since last year, my friends It'll be another year Since we will eat you again Till we eat you again Belt it out!

Oh! Oh! And then, you know You get it, you get it Welcome to Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You get it. You get it. Welcome to. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Woo. That's nice. That's it. Wow. Coffee cake. Your YouTube has a cool like plugin over here. Oh, yeah.

I got that from back in the Jake and Josh days. That's cool. Yeah. It'll kind of tell you like, um, like tell you like how good, what is it? Oh, you can show you like the video tags, like the metadata stuff that no one else can see. They don't have any tags in this video. Oh, cool.

But a bunch of cool stuff. Controversial keywords. Oh, be careful. Hello. Hello. Okay, Kaylee, thank you for asking for that. I have not performed that in a minute. I was not prepared.

I was totally not prepared. But good question. How's that thing? It's like... Oh, oh, oh. How it goes? Oh, oh, oh. Oh, really?

Wow. I don't know that song very well. Nailed it. Yeah, I know exactly how it goes now. Pretty much any time I try to sing something to someone, they make that joke. They're like, oh, that helped every time. Sorry. I'm like, no, that's okay.

Okay, I won't do it. No, no, no, it is okay. I get it. Like, I'm trying as hard as I can, and it's just not that good. Okay, let's do a couple more voice memos, but we're already running late, Brad. The night is late. Night is late. It is almost throwback Thursday.

She said like... That's true. She was close. About 30 minutes. All right, I'm excited about this one. I recognize a name that I know and it looks like it's Clint from the I'm Down Boys. Let's check in.

Yo. J and B. J and B, what's up, boys? How's it going? This is Clintonius here with the Ice Down Boys. I'm just getting back to you. I went with the old hybrid that Brad came up with. And Jake, I know you're dying to know.

I do have a girlfriend. Oh, nice. She's awesome. So I'm not committing to the bitch. That's okay. And I am still dating her. She's a nice Christian woman. And it seems like too much of a... She's too awesome. committing to the bit that's okay and i am still dating her she's a nice christian woman and you

know it just it seems like too much of a too much she's too awesome i'm sorry jake but my question for now well uh that my my quotes under review we'll see if it gets passed i sure hope it does my teacher was very confused and she said that's a lot of characters we'll see my question is fall is my favorite time of the year but there's a couple downsides to it what are your guys's negatives about fall i know trey does his stuff about fall but i want to hear your guys's oh wow okay okay uh best get going bye now best get going dude he's the man i you know what forget what i said about finding a place to go in de. I'm going to Traverse City. Yeah, you are.

I got to see Clint and Kelly together. I mean, it's a summer. I mean, it's a warm spot too. So like it makes sense to go up there in December. Oh, yeah. Upper Peninsula. And I actually don't know if it is. No, it's in the glove, I think.

It's in the glove. Sure. I don't know. Traverse City. I had not. Honestly, this sounds so ignorant, but I had never even heard of Traverse City before this podcast. Me neither. Now it's everywhere. Oh, really? This guy I follow't know. Traverse city. I had not, honestly, this sounds so ignorant, but I had never even heard of Traverse city before this podcast. Me neither. Now it's everywhere.

Oh really? This guy following Instagram. He went in like he went there for his honeymoon, I think, or something. The coons went there in their RV without seatbelts. Everyone's traversing there. Yeah,

that's right. That's why they call it that. Wow. That's awesome. I Clint, I hope whatever you put down gets approved. Yeah. I don't even totally remember what you said.

So I don't know what the hybrid means. I know. I, I, I kind of remember saying like, Oh, I had an idea and you had an idea. My idea was like basically to,

to ask somebody out. And so, but he says he already has Ellie. So, um, Ellie or Kelly. Well, if I know,

I think it's Ellie. I thought it was Ellie, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, know, I think it's Ellie. I thought it was Ellie, but I, either way, she's great. She's wonderful. Good for you, Clint. I mean, it makes sense. Ellie, of course, like, yeah, of course, Clint, like the great guy he is, has a girlfriend, you know?

And a girl named Ellie. She sounds sweet. She is sweet. She's sweet, Jake. She is. Look at that shimmer. That's just how I met Ginger, right? In Travis City.

Great, great place to go in in uh in december things we don't like about fall uh i i don't like that just the seasonal aspects of it it gets darker earlier and it gets so cold dark is like the worst part for me i don't i really don't like i really don't mind well i feel like it's pretty consistently like mildly cold, like 45 and above. I'm fine with. But if it gets if it gets low 40s, 30s, the low tomorrow's 36. I know. I don't love it. I don't love that.

I don't think that's that's like not normal. Not not normal for like fall. We've been having like 80 degree days. Yeah, that's not normal fall. We're doing all right. 30 degree days are not normal fall for Kansas either. So I think the 45 to 65 degree days. That's not normal fall. We're doing all right. 30 degree days are not normal fall for Kansas either. So, um,

I think the 45 to 65 degree range. Nice. But yeah, the, I love the, the best part about summer better than the warm weather, better than like vacations or anything is the fact that it's night or it's daytime until like nine 45.

I was going to say bomb pops. Okay. Well, I mean, you, how many bomb pops have you had in the pitch black? Probably not very many because there's not much of that

opportunity in summertime. That is definitely the worst part about fall is the darkness. But I will say, you imagine Friday night lights, you can't have lights if it's not dark. They won't let you. No. It'll just look silly up there like why are

those lights on that's a waste of lights yeah use the natural light in here strafford studio pine street studios pine street studio yeah now you can really easily find that yeah yeah if it's having trouble coming up yeah just look on the studio's website. Oh, jeez. So, yeah, beyond that, I really... Oh, gosh, I just broke my pen. Not really, no. I don't like that the WNBA season is finally winding down. Yeah, the Lynx had a good run, but the Wild, they're just too wild. What are you going to do?

I mean, it's Prime Day. It's Amazon Prime Day in the Wild. I miss Prime Day, dang it. I don't know. I really can't think of much that I don't like about Fall. I feel about pumpkin-flavored things. I like them. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, it's not bad. I don't think they should really can't think of much that I don't like about fall. Have you got pumpkin flavored things? I like them. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's not bad. I don't think they should be in everything, obviously. Like, I don't, I don't need it. Well, I don't need it. Yeah, of course. Of course not.

Yeah. Yeah. But I even, I don't really need it in my cookies. Just give me an oatmeal chocolate chip. Oatmeal? Yeah. Oh yeah. We've talked about this before, I think.

Yeah. With my chocolate chips. Yeah. Beast it up. No, but I like pumpkin. Pumpkin's great. Pumpkin's fine. Pumpkin's good.

So just the weather for us, Clint. Keep us updated with anything. Anything you want. I want to know it all. Yeah, just keep telling us stuff. Best get going. Best get going on to the next voice memo. Let's do one more.

Okay. Yo, yo. What is up? Jason Brad. This guy's a bro. Yo, yo. What is up, Jason Brad? This guy's a bro. Yes, yes. Rufus, the Oklahoma City wonder child, a.k.a. Caleb. Quite the intro.

I just wanted to reply and say that I warmly welcome Miss Taylor, Miss Tay-Tay. Yes. Here we go. And that I'd be More than delighted To meet her Delighted A friend of Ghost Runners Is a friend of mine 100%

Let's go And I was gonna ask you guys If you wanted to Once more Try and Describe Me Caleb

And Taylor Solely based Try and describe Our voices That you have heard In these lovely voice memories. You know, much love for you guys. Have a awesome day. And, you know, ciao for now, brown cows.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I do not like that last part. I don't want to set up Taylor with this guy anymore. Now he's saying the BC. Brown cows. Whoa.

Ciao for nows. Ciao for nows. Hey, Caleb, stick with best get going, okay? Love him up, Caleb. Love him up. Love him up on your feet. Ciao for now, brown cows. You're not going to get a date with anybody saying that.

French farmer who's like specific to what kind of cows he has. To the cows he says bye to. Ciao for now, brown cows. You're not going to get a date with anybody saying that. French farmer who's like specific to what kind of cows he has to the cows he says bye to. Ciao for now, brown cows. Ciao for now, chocolate cow. Ricky booby cows. Okay. That is fun though, to describe them. And I love that they're getting together.

Here's what we do, Brad. I think, I think forget trying to connect them over DMs. That's going to take um several minutes this will take less than that i love it so let's do it i think you never know if you're going to lose connection on dms sometimes through yeah fruit fetishes out there you can't do foot fetishes out there you can't do anything about it or fruit either one yeah not not happy with it out there nope um this episode will come out mond, October 19th. That's correct. So I'm saying Friday, October 23rd, you guys are hanging out.

Okay. I don't care if you have plans. I don't care if you're going out of town. You're not allowed to contact each other. Okay. Even though I don't even know how you would, I don't think you guys know who each other are. Uh huh.

Taylor, Caleb, they are going to hang out this Friday night. Okay. I'm going to find a place for them to hang out. I think it needs to be somewhere that like everyone likes so either like a drive-thru pizza or ice cream yes something something like Universal like they can't just be like oh I don't really like that place oh I know of a spot I've been there I've been there I know I know the spot let me see if I'm gonna make sure there's not more than one location.

But do we have some rules for this? Like they can't bring their friends. No, no, no. This is a one-on-one. This is burn the boats. Burn the boats. You have to fully expect they're going to show up. They're going to show up. And I'm going to show up.

There's no prior communication whatsoever. This is going to be awesome. It's going to be amazing. Okay. Yeah. There's no prior communication. you have to show up um that's that's it i think not dress super nice but just kind of i mean it's the first date yeah i would say like you're going to life church like you're not like church nice life church.tv you know like like it's like jeans

hipster nice you know what i mean yeah like The jeans can have holes in them if you want. Sure. It's fall, though, so just be careful. You know, your knees get cold. Yeah. Okay. What time do we think? 8.30? 8.

Better go 8. Let's just go strong at 8. Yeah. Because if they have a good time, they're spending a lot of time together, you don't want it to be like 8.30, and then by the time they're two hours, oh, 10.30, I got to go. I got a live church in the morning. Two mornings. Okay, so at 8.

I'm sorry, gosh. 8 o'clock. At 8 p.m., Taylor and Caleb, you're gonna meet up at Capital's Ice Cream. I think it's pretty popular. I've been there. It's on Hudson Avenue. You'll find it.

Okay. And you're gonna meet there at 8 p.m. Love it. If either of you have Ghostrunners merch, that's optional, so you can easily identify each other. If you don't, check it out, ghostrunners.life we got some fall comfort colors merch yep and um you both just you have to show up okay and first thing you have to say to each other is something ghostrunner related oh i mean you you look them up and down Not bad

Not bad Can you imagine if someone didn't know the context Of that and you just walk up to like a Random girl and you just look at her Not bad She's like my name's Samantha I am so sorry okay still though You look nice you have a nice you have a nice

Face do you is there a Taylor Here is there a Taylor who looks not bad? Oh, I can't wait. And let us know how it goes. Okay. Tay and Kay. Tay and Kay and their ice cream day. Ice cream day.

Yeah. It's nice. This is awesome. Love it. And he also has a question. What do they look like, Brad? Oh, let's see. Caleb wears glasses that are technically prescription but he doesn't need

them like he can easily drive without them but he wears them to look a little bit cooler yeah uh he pretty square thick rimmed they look nice he's skinny but in a strong way um and he has flannel with like a really nice solid white tee like it's not like a haynes it's like a like a designer not a designer but you know i'm saying like yeah urban outfitters kind of white tee underneath yeah and for whatever reason he used to he used to longboard but he doesn't anymore um but he you could still tell he's like you can still tell he could still board if you wanted to i think like once every blue moon when like caleb's out and about it maybe some like courtyard some like outdoor patio one of those places where they just have a piano he busts out instead of like i took piano lessons for five years yeah he plays dark blue by

jack's mannequin and he kind of shred on the piano right but he's like very humble about no one really knows until the piano is presented and then he kind of goes to town like yeah i can do lines and lucy no problem yeah he's not doing great balls of fire okay he's not no no he'll get there if he wants to yeah he could if he wanted to but he's not doing great balls of fire. Okay. He's not. No, no, no. But he'll get there if he wants to. Yeah. He could if he wanted to, but he's not going to pull that out first. The first thing. No. I absolutely agree. Taylor.

Now it's going to be a bit of an issue. Taylor is lactose intolerant, but hey, pop a lactate. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. They have soy ice cream there. I think at Capitol. Yes. They have soys.

And I mean, what? You can't say a bad thing about Taylor. Everyone loves Taylor. Taylor. Taylor is the person you want on your team if you're playing catchphrase. Yes. She's soys. And I mean, what? You can't say a bad thing about Taylor. Everyone loves Taylor. Taylor is the person you want on your team if you're playing catchphrase. Yes. She's so good. Very quick with it. Don't necessarily want her on your team if you're playing kickball.

Liability at first base. Yeah, she doesn't know which foot she's supposed to kick with. Yeah, that's always tough. So sometimes she just uses both at the same time and just falls and just breaks her nose. We had to tape a L and an R on the tip of her cleats so she could look down and see which one was her left and her right. Right. Other than that, smart woman.

Smart woman. Yeah. Graduated magna cum laude. Yeah, not bad. Got the white cords. Yeah. Proud of it. Yeah, and was very proud of it.

Went to a major university. I think she went to OU, didn't she? Yeah, she had Boomer Sooner. Yeah. But kind of ruffled some feathers in the family. She ended up getting her master's at OSU. Oh Sooner. But kind of ruffles the feathers of the family, she ended up getting her master's at OSU. So kind of got a foot in both camps. Well, they have such a good

graduate program for hospitality management so she had to go there. I mean, it made sense. Because she aspires to one day be like a high-end hotel chain manager. Yes. Yeah. She's trying to get them to change it to the quadruple tree. She's like, why are we stuck at just two trees?

Why double? Yeah. Double tree guys. We can do so much more than double tree. Expand exponentially. Think about double squared. Quadruple. You guys with me?

That's quadruple tree. It's fall. We need to strike while the maple tree is hot. Okay. Get some syrup out of that thing. So there's some things for you guys to talk about too. Hospitality management. Yeah.

Lactose intolerance. Tell me. Yeah. Was it, was it tough for your family when you yeah went from one to the other so all good stuff yeah all good stuff all right we've been we've been talking for a while let's wrap this up let's go to our review of the week my review of the week comes from b may 13 i love this podcast i regularly listen to ghost while I'm working, and it gets me through the day. I find myself laughing out loud and having to explain to people why I'm laughing. Thankfully, I'm working at home right now, but when my husband or kids are around, they give me some funny looks. Keep doing what you're doing. Thanks, Bmay13.

Bmay? Bmay. Bmay. Mine is from TeacherInTraining5, and it's called Hattie the Cat. Hey, Jake and Brad. I've been listening to ghost runners for about a month now. Even my vocabulary has changed since I started watching the podcast. I cannot count how many references I make to GR when hot dog, would you look at that? Not bad.

Are used multiple times in a day. This is the best craziest part. I recently adopted a cat who I named Hattie. Thanks for the name idea, Brad, who looks at the TV when Brad says Hattie's name and when Jake dances to the jingles. Mondays are the highlight of my week. I appreciate the hilarious but clean comedy. Thanks for helping me get on my feet.

Bye bye, says Emily. So I think that's crazy. You've left a mark. Yeah. On this world. Like I remember campers, Kanakaica whose kids would be like or the the campers would be named like peyton because of peyton manning whoa maybe someday they'll be like hattie it's like because of hattie ellis because of ghost hunters podcast so anyway thank

you emily that that's so fun and crazy i wish you adopted a dog instead of a cat but hey whatever whatever you do just good just don't give it a pixie cut neutered you know yeah don't get a pixie cut uh okay thank you for all the reviews got a healthy amount again this week oh and uh biggest monday again five mondays in a row five on your feet keep telling your friends thank you awesome thank you thank you thank you thank you that's very cool it's exciting it just it's and if we're motivating if we ever don't announce it it's not because we're not still killing it you know it's just because we forget right uh thank you guys that's really cool that's that's crazy the jingle oh sorry keep going no it's no that's it you get it the jingle's gonna

be great oh the jingle's gonna be great all right let's not hey a game lock it in okay oh yeah about to slap here we go peace up kc down 11 59 baby almost a new day episode 76 time for usher come on you guys have a great week out there let's go. On your feet. Here we go. Bible studies with my homies. Trying to get a little King James.

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suggested pizza hot store they said baby let's go. Then they told me, they said, sure, sure. Knocking on the table, pepperoni. Sure, sure. I got so caught up, I forgot the DP. Sure, sure. So on the way, we'll stop at your strings. Sure, sure. Next thing I knew, I was in a drive-thru saying, sure, sure, sure. sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure But I gotta pick up right now Cuz a one to ten loves a certified twenty

But he's got a slip D Hey, cuz I don't know if he'll take that chance He needs Dr. Fauci But what I do know in this circumstance He may hand over fist with me He's got that gusto I'm like yeah, gotta F you with my B I'll ask for pick a ling

And he's like sure, bring my ACL for my knee And I said like, yeah, gotta F you with my B. I'll ask for pickling. And he's like, sure. Bring my ACL for my knee. And I said, sure, sure. Knocking on the front door. Come on, Big Daddy. Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Got so caught up, didn't wave the hand. Hey, sure, sure.

So on the way, we got real chatty, saying sure, sure, sure. Next thing I knew, I was on the court pickling saying sure sure sure sure yeah sure sure sure sure my paddle is ridiculous on the court looking so meticulous and whoa these goats he's all on the prowl if you put it on YouTube they'll watch it now it's forget about do I'm a spill the beans I won't stop till I get all on the prowl If you put it on YouTube They'll watch it now And forget about Duke I'ma spill the beans I won't stop

Till I get them On the TV screens So give me the pockets And we'll be off with the shows And add a Patreon to the deal And merch for the club I left the garage And I checked the polls

If we ain't charting Then I get down in my soul Let's go I don't want to frown So we check voicemails And I hear from I am down Boys

Ghosties You are so fun Sure Of course if you listen right at the crack of dawn Me and Jerk once more, please note red meat We want to review that sweet and cursed D on the beat We say sure, sure Watch it right on YouTube, so funny

Sure, sure I got so caught up, love to my honey Sure, sure Oh how we got the little sonny Sure, sure, next thing I knew I'm turning 30 Saying sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, surely that's the end of the song Take that and rewind it back Hattie and Bo got the beat to make your booty go

Ay Take that and rewind it back Henry the neighbor bo got the beat to make your booty go hey take that and rewind it back henry the neighbors got the beat to make your booty go hey brad take that and rewind it back just drinks got the beat to make your booty go ah take that and rewind it back else comes crazy got like custom table to make your booty go hey hey hey hey hey hey oh wow what a day you know Oh, wow. What a day. You know that this part of the song, actually, like the music video goes, it's too late now. Walk it out.

Walk it out. Now freeze. They do it. Do the A-Town stomp. Do the A-Town stomp. Never watched the music video. Thunder clap, hey. Thunder clap, hey. Never watched the music video. Thunderclap, hey! Thunderclap, hey!

Dude, that's awesome. I don't know how well I performed, but boy, that was fun. I guarantee you people will love it. I guarantee it's their favorite one yet. That was high energy. Maybe lip gloss. I don't know. Lip gloss. It's fun, guys.

It's fun. We have fun at 11.59 on a Thursday. It's 12.03 now. 12.03. 12.03. That's pretty late, Brad. Pretty late. Got a lot more work to do when I get home.

Dude, it's such a long week and a long day. It's going to be good, though. Healthy grind, though. Healthy grind. A little bit unhealthy tonight. I'll probably stay up a little too late. Yeah, yeah. But that's okay, you know?

But I think Friday's going to be my sabbath. Oh, yeah? Not doing anything on Friday. I'm driving for nine hours, so. That's kind of like a Sabbath. Some screaming kids. Mary Poppins on the jukebox. Mary Poppins.

Okay. I don't think I have anything else to say. One of my friends mentioned that she might be writing us a jingle to Ice Ice Baby, which could be fun, which there's a lot of lyrics in that song. Like, that's a lot to rewrite. Yeah. But less singing in that one, so I get excited about that. Don't have to really alter your voice, which is my weakness. My normal voice is nice. It's fine. Yeah. This, this is great. This is

easy. This is what I know. Love it. Okay. Episode 76. Thank you guys for listening. We have an Instagram. If you don't know, if you're on that platform, you can follow us there. As we've mentioned, vomitomit on our social media. Vomit it. Vomit it. Vomit it. We're always vomiting stuff out on a weekly basis on Instagram. This is on YouTube and all the jingles as well as a ton of bonus content from Brad and

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