Ghostrunners - 79 - Shower Snapchats on Zillow

Episode Date: November 9, 2020

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The night was Monday night. Monday night. Of last week. Uh-huh. And I'm sitting in my bed. It's about 1.15 a.m. I've got a laptop on my lap. I'm looking at the screen.

Mm-hmm. A little fun fact about me. I don't really like my laptop ever to be at, like, the dimmest setting, even if I'm in a pitch black room. I kind of like it bright all the time. Oh. That somewhat factors into this. Interesting.

Okay. Yeah. I hear some, some movement out in the hallway. I assume like Isaac just like left his room to like go to the restroom in the hall or something, but I don't know. I'm not really thinking about it much. And then I hear like someone enter my room. Like it just, it sounds, I left my door open that night too. I don't know why I left my door open, but I did. It just sounds like someone's in my room. I can't see him at all, but you know, just like you can't see because you have the brightness on you. And so it's harder to see

the darkness. Exactly. I'm like squinting so hard. I'm like, I'm almost positive. Someone's like in my doorframe right now. This is kind of weird, but I assume it's Isaac. Cause it would make way more sense that he would be awake at this time. So I'm just kind of sitting there waiting for Isaac to tell me something like why he's in my room like dad I had a bad dream or something yeah yeah and then out of Greg's mouth I hear my bad but he's like still just standing there like a very serious very solemn what my bad so I don't say anything I because I'm just alarmed I was like I was expecting this to be Isaac why is Greg like notreg like not positive it was greg or were you like maybe there's some other i couldn't see i could see like the faint outline of like boxers i was like that doesn't help me and i mean faint not not a lot going on and i was fruit in those looms i i didn't know what to say i just froze

i was like oh so I guess that's Greg. And I'm trying to process what's going on. And then he just kind of, then he kind of like chuckles. He's like, I'm in the wrong room. What? And I was like, what's he doing? It's all good. And he just goes back into his room and it was so strange.

I had no one to tell. Right. And everyone's asleep. Yeah. Like you're not going to wake up Isaac to do this. Oh my gosh. I was so just like, that was pretty funny. And I hope Greg's okay. I don't know if he like sleepwalks normally or if that was even sleepwalking. Yeah. Did you remember it? Cause my sister used to sleepwalk when she was little and it would freak us all out. She would come out

of her room and just like stand there and it'd be like, Caitlin, go back to your room. And she'd just stand there staring at us. It was scary. And and you can't you're not supposed to wake him up why not i know what's gonna happen what yeah they're gonna be like whoa i'm in i'm in the hallway that's it that's the are they really gonna freak out that bad my sister is not gonna like suddenly learn brazilian jiu-jitsu and like put me in danger she's still my sister she might scream a little yeah it's like that's what you get for sleepwalking good get back you're freaking us out you're headed towards the kitchens where you're screaming yeah go to bed my bad horizontal i love the thought of you waking like caitlin you're in the hallway my bad my bad i'm standing and sleeping again

no way so did you talk to him yeah so first the next morning, I end up going to sleep with my door open that night. And that's the first thing Greg says to me in the morning. He was like, something about like, kind of threw me off. Your door was open. No, that. So you can. Yeah. I'm sure you had a heyday with that.

So then, yeah, I'm kind of like, wait, are you talking about last night? And he was like, what are you talking about? And I was like, oh, so you don't know. Okay. Okay. I thought he was saying like, yeah, he's like a Roomba at night. Like he just tried to find the open door. Yeah. And then he just plops into bed and breaks his nose when he falls. I don't know. It does make it seem like that. Like if you leave a door open, he will find it. Greg's like the definition of a liquid. Like it will fill the shape of its container. Yeah, it'll take the form. He's very malleable like that.

Yeah, he'll fill in any gap you have. He'll bring his boxers. And so he goes, yeah, threw me off that your door was open. Meaning like this morning when he woke up. You threw me off when you freaked me out. I had my laptop on bright. Yeah, your fly was open. Luckily, yeah, my brightness was high.

And so, yeah, he's like, no, what are you talking about? So then I just explained it to him. And he was laughing pretty hard. And I go off to Trey's and I'm gone for several hours. I come back and the first thing, you know, he gets home. He's like, all right, I've been thinking about it. Was I doing this? Was I looking like this?

And I'm like, dude, I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. Did I have war paint on my face? Did I have any of the couch cushions? Because that's something I've done before. Did I have one in between my legs? The couch cushions. Yeah.

My bad. He's got like two couch cushions on his shoulders. So yeah, next time you talk to your roommate, Greg, just give him a good... Do something you're not supposed to... My bad. My bad. One of my favorite things... I'm in the wrong room.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter I'm in the wrong room. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Let's do the jingle. Okay, let's do the jingle. Here we go. Here we go. Oh. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Mary 2. Russell Wilson. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook so I can eat.

MVP. Here we go. Hammer Pat. What do you think? Pat. Here we go. Uh- Pat, what do you think? Pat. Here we go. Uh-oh, uh-oh, ooh, I think, think that this tight beat means that it's going down on some random thoughts on why eat meat.

Two Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along, let's have some fun, and go ahead, get on your feet. It's the Ghost Runners Podcast. Every Monday morning with Jake and go ahead get on your feet. It's the ghost runners podcast Every Monday morning with Jake and Brad ghost runners podcast with Jake Jake and Brad ghost winners podcast with Jake and Brad Every Monday with Jake and Brad ghost runners podcast with Jake and Brad. We about to get it on hey hey hey hey hey hey just drinks whatever uh i like at the end of that uh song it's just like random shout outs this goes out to doc shizzle all right like rain who are these people jazzy shizzle product shizzle yeah yeah yeah yeah what is that what do they do i think it's that song at the very end of it it's it's like the producer of it it's gotta be no it's the it's the beginning he says it it's a does he say to the end too i feel like doc shizzle has said jazzy fizzle product shizzle i think i think is what it is jazzy fizzle whatever

oh man roommate greg just i wanted to say this, but then I was like, we got to do jingle. He always, he loves playing computer games in his room. And one of my favorite pastimes is whenever I'm hanging out with Brad and Isaac and I hear Greg like saying, did you just say Brad and Isaac? I did. Whenever I hang out with Jake and Isaac, I'm it's fine. It's going to be a good podcast. The guys, they promise. Okay. Whenever I hang out with Jake and Isaac and I hear Greg in the other room, like yelling, I'm like, jake give me some lingo that for some video game it's so funny and you'll say uh hey should we start up a recon and so i go in there hey dude we do we starting up a recon we start no no no right now not right now he answers sometimes i'll be like pretty seriously give me a few terms give me a few terms here yeah yeah yeah ask if you want to go if he

wants to go superstore and if not, if we should grab bounty and Brad will say word for word and Greg never flinches. He answers it so seriously. No, we're not gonna do that this round. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's it. It's never like a long conversation. It's just like, okay, bye.

Go do your thing. It does make me laugh quite a bit. Oh, Greg. Let's talk about our weeks. Let's specifically talk about that daylight saving time happened and it's the worst. Oh, Greg. Let's talk about our weeks. Let's specifically talk about that daylight saving time happened and it's the worst. Yeah. Yeah. What seriously do you know like the argument

for why we still do it? I think to give us something to be upset about. Seriously, I think that's it. Yeah. To just unite us. I think based off of what I remember from National Treasure one, they mentioned that it was Ben Franklin's idea. Ben Franklin. Is that good?

Yeah. I'm going to steal a declaration of independence. Give me something else. Daylight savings. These spectacles can see the map. I think these spectacles can see the map. Secret lies with Charlotte. It was firm.

It was adamant. It was, it was resolved. It was it was resolved it was resolved yeah i love how resolved yeah like the way he like it was like 12 years old watching my sister and we're like what how did you get that from that it was written in iron pin he goes from iron pin to declaration of independence in that scene or like in that like specific declaration of india oh and where do you go to see liberty bill pennsylvania philadelphia so you write it in inca and the inkens where'd they go once they went up north from mexico they went to uh-oh at the at the um corner of here and wall yes yeah remember

that yeah i know more about this movie than i thought what a movie though here with two e's At the corner of here and wall. Yes. Yeah. Remember that? Yeah. I know more about this movie than I thought. What a movie though. Here with two E's. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And Ian, is that his name? The bad guy?

Yeah. Yeah. Ian didn't understand it. He thought it was something else. He was so stupid. Stink. Yeah. Stink.

I was going to say suck it, but I didn't want to say that. Stink it. Stink it, Ian. Hey, Ian. I like that. Stink it. Stink you. I like that stink it. Thank you It's like you're about to say like you could you could stick that where the sun don't shine

I just stink it stink it kind of like on a rookie of the year when he's like oh This fringe is like did you say funky pot lovin? It's a lot like that's a classic thing Think it in you're so dumb It's a lot like that. It's a classic thing. Stink it. Ah. Stink it, Ian. Stink it, Ian. You're so dumb. Good hair, though. Good hair. Okay. So what were we talking about?

What were we talking about? You said we're going to start talking about. Daylight savings time. Daylight savings is the worst. Yeah. No, it is. Like today, it was like 420. Nah.

Hey, hey. Sorry. 421. Did you see that Oregon? Not to talk. Yes. What? Remember like two months ago on the podcast? Actually, I may have cut this out because I don't know how I feel about this. Oh, uh, not to talk. Yes. What? Remember like two, two months ago on the podcast.

Actually, I may have cut this out. Cause like, I don't know how I feel about the Canadian thing. No. Oh no. Um, Canadian bacon probably two months ago. I said, why are drugs illegal? And Oregon's taking, yeah. Oregon's starting to notice.

I think I may cut that out. Cause I'm like, I don't know if I actually believe this. Oh, maybe I do remember. I don't know if this is real. Yeah. I think we kept it in. And Oregon's like, you know't know if I actually believe this. Oh, maybe I do remember. I don't know if this is real. Yeah, I think we kept it in. And Oregon's like, you know what, Jake? You're right. I've been listening to that Ghost Runners podcast, and I think I'm going to change all

our morals. Oh, man. What were we saying? It's not 420. It was 421-ish today. And I was looking around like, maybe I should move. I was working on the darn deck still. Dang deck.

Yeah. The stinking deck stinking deck and i was like oh it's about to rain because it's getting kind of like gloomy outside not about to rain just almost dark already at 4 21 ish ish i don't know i truly i don't i don't smoke pot guys i don. Been to parties, though? I've been to three parties this past time. Week, maybe. That's right. Anyway. Yeah, dead savings. It's interesting.

I think, yeah, it used to be for the farmers, I guess, and now I think it's for, I don't know. I like it because if there's one thing, especially our country needed now, it's more darkness. Yeah, more change. More change. Yeah, yeah. Change it up. More darkness. Premature darkness is what this country needed. And that's what daylight Yeah. More change. Yeah. Yeah. Change it up. More darkness.

Premature darkness is what this country needed. Definitely. And that's what daylight savings time is there for. Genuinely. It's like, yeah, I understand back in the day. Farmers.

Great. Farmers have technology now that like the tractors have lights on them. Oh, crazy. Huh? So if they want to get started early, great. Other people get started early and go to work and they turn their lights on in

their cars. John Deere. Okay. I don't know. St stink it john hey you no i like john deer yeah he's nice yeah he's great a lot of fun at parties really party games never been to one with jd reindeer games there it is yeah it makes sense how was your halloween great we were in a small town kansas and it was awesome it was so much fun uh i i know you're from a small town well you're coming from like small town but you're also in the country from what i understand ish yes but right next to springfield yes yes yes 15 minutes from walmart

yes yes yes but like halloween growing up did you go trick-or-treating growing up uh i did until we moved to strafford and then once we're in strafford there's no there's no one around that's what i was curious about like Like, yeah. Cause you're kind of, I didn't know how far, like this was awesome. Cause they live in a small town in the neighborhood. And like, I feel like we went to the entire town, like trick or treating, but like everyone was out and it was like, yeah, it was like old school feeling. And I was like, small towns are awesome.

If you have the right small town, you know, like, like I obviously love Chipotle and all those things, but I would give it up if I had the right cool small town to be in. Like a perfect small town. You can trick or treat and fill out everyone's census form in the same night. That's what I want in a town. And that's what's cool about what you say. It's called small town, Kansas. Yeah.

It's similar to Smallville. Smallville. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Different superhero though. Yes. So yeah, um, it was a fun time.

Hattie dressed up as Mary Poppins and, uh, what's his name? Bo. Yeah. Um, dressed up as Bert, uh, the chimney sweep. And that was fun. Hattie really enjoyed it. We actually dressed up twice cause on Friday we went around, like they have like a business street.

That's what they, you know, like, uh, I don't know. Is that like a small, is that a Kansas thing? Like when you're driving through a small town, it'll be like, you can either take, you know, highway 75 or you can take the business highway. So that's what I mean. Like, just like a main street that has all the businesses on there, all the business people, like owners just hang out outside with a basket of candy and all the kids come around and it's pretty fun. I mean, there's like 15 businesses, so it doesn't take long sure but she loved it she was having so much fun with like everyone else in like these cool like you know transformers costumes and then there's my daughter and her little mary poppins like cardigan and stuff but how was the harvest how do we do

candy wise this year great really good because we had two days you know thank goodness um yeah she's yeah it's one of those things where she still doesn't really recognize or care that i take her candy yeah what are we taking mainly um i so far i've had a snickers payday was tonight had a payday um payday is an underrated candy bar it really is it's like it's like the original salted caramel sure yeah um and milky way you know but your your, your basic chocolates, M&M, peanut butter, M&M. That was a good, those are very good. So, um, you see, that's like a big thing right now is ranking candies. I'm not going to rank candies. We're not going to rank candies. I'm not going

to rank candies. I'm just telling you all the ones I had, AKA the ones I probably like. So anyway, um, yeah, it was, it was a really fun time in Sublet um yeah what about you uh i had a good halloween didn't uh didn't trick didn't treat but uh let's see the night of halloween went to an escape room actually thought it was just normal escape room but it was a spooky escape room which uh the main downfall of this escape room is that we brought eight people which is just way too many people do they probably surely if not they need to cap it they're probably like come on it yeah of this escape room is that we brought eight people, which is just way too many people. Do they have? Surely. If not, they need to cap it.

They're probably like, come on. Yeah. Everybody pays the same amount. Yeah. Ivan McGee was actually the one who invited me. She was like, so-and-so is going, so-and-so is going, you know, this family, this family, whatever. And she's like, feel free to invite whoever else.

I'm like, we should probably, I should probably not invite anyone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, you ever been to an escape room? I want to do something in there. Yeah. I want to have like a task. Yeah. but it was kind of cool uh you know to add to the spookiness gunner was the first one to walk in the room and then they just locked him in

a separate part of the room so gunner's just behind this like one-way mirror we can't see him he can see us yeah and it's super soundproof so there's seven of us in a small room all talking can't hear gunner he's up against the glass do you see any numbers and you're like dude just don't even try dude we can't get you i'm sorry yeah yeah like try to fog up the glass with your with your breath and ride it out so you couldn't see him at all it was a it was a two-way or a one-way At one point, I tried to get super close into the mirror and like, can I see Gunnar? And then like my eyes finally adjusted and Gunnar doing the same thing. We're about two inches away from each other. And then I kind of jumped back. I was like, oh, hey.

He probably could see you the whole time. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah. He actually told me about, he mentioned this. So we just had Bible study. What did he say? And he just mentioned, yeah. He's like, yeah, some guy just shoved me in a room and out of all people to like get he said that it was like 15 of their 45 minutes that he was in there i felt bad for him out of all people like he we call him discount duckworth he's like

the most frugal we could even call him cheap every once in a while person i know i guarantee you he's like however much that was 25 he's like dividing that by three he's like i however much that was, $25. He's like, dividing that by three. He's like, I just spent, you know, whatever, $8. In a room. Yeah, doing nothing. Just screaming into the abyss. No one can hear a word I'm saying. What a waste. What a waste.

Anyway. What a waste. So you did not get out, I heard. No, not even close. Really? And they won't tell you, like, how far we were. But I feel like we weren't close. It's fine.

You don't have to say. Why would they tell you? Do they really expect you to go back there tomorrow like i don't know maybe they do maybe they do make money off like repeat customers like we gotta go back and beat it huh not me i'm good i'm gonna go about once every nine months yeah escape i know i've said this before but like you kind of confirmed it like one of the reasons i don't want to go to an escape room is because there's too many people in there trying to do stuff together. I think they should make escape rooms for two to three people, like make them specifically for a smaller group. Yeah. Cause yeah, I bet there's like a little bit of a fear of like, if we don't have enough people, it's going to be

impossible. You know, like eight's too many. I can promise you it's too many, but would three be too little? No, I think three to five is nice. Okay. Maybe 2 to 4. 2 to 4? 2 to 4. Really? Like, yeah, like most video games. Yeah. This is for 2 to 4 players. It's way more fun with either 2 or 4. You don't want to go Halo where you have 3 people and one guy gets the better screen. Halo, yes, video game, got it.

I was thinking above your head. Sorry, no, like No, it's fine. You know, one guy gets the top good screen and the other people get the small ones. Oh, yeah, yeah. Huge disadvantage. That does suck. I know exactly what you're talking about. It was very, like, it's fine. You know, one guy gets the top good screen and the other people get the small one. Oh, yeah. Huge disadvantage. That does suck. I know exactly what you're talking about. It was very like themed. Like they were extras.

They were in the room with us. There's this woman who was just screaming her head off. What? That was weird. What? It was weird. Like, I don't want you to truly give me an example, but like, I'm not. Was it consistent or was it like every once in a while?

Every once in a while. She just starts screaming. If I had to guess, she was a theater major in college. Yeah. She's working at Subway right now to make ends meet, but loves. Is that a joke? No. That's good.

It was an accident. Yeah. I was like, whoa, that's quick. Whoa. Making ends meet. Yeah. What kind of, what kind of meat you got? We got turkey, ham, salami,

pastrami, bologna, and ends. Huh? What'd you say? Oh, sorry, I'm just trying to make ends meat. I made ends meat earlier. Oh, you want some mints? We got mints meat too. That's good, Brad. Thanks. She's making ends meat. She's making ends meat with lettuce, whatever you want. So

she got really into it, and it was just on top of eight of us in there she's screaming and and the whole time we're like is she screaming clues or is she just screaming nonsense sure like maybe she screams every time you do something close that's what we were like we needed to put one person just in charge of her like see if there's any patterns with these screams that actually would be where i would be great because i would just mess with her and like make her laugh and break character like so another part of it we unlock this door so we get to go into the second room okay and then the door closes right behind Scott Caldwell so now he's in a room locked in with this

of this woman just him and her yeah but we could see security like black and white footage of them together we can't hear Scott but like his body language seems like he's trying to get out of like a used car deal like look, I was just coming to look, I don't really want like this car. Yeah. Power and driver's great on it. Like I, I get JD.

I saw the car max and it does look good, but I'm just, you know, my wife's not here. You know, I can't make this purchase. Chevy Equinox, probably not the best call for me right now.

That's like exactly what it looked like. He was just like, please leave. He was like, Hey, I, we asked him afterwards, like,

what were you saying in there? He was like, I totally get it. Totally get that. That's what you're, you're getting paid to do this. But like, I'm really not into this whole thing. Please was like, Hey, I, we asked him afterwards, like, what were you saying in there? He was like, I totally get it. Totally get that. That's what you're, you're getting paid to do this. But like, I'm really not into this whole thing.

Please don't, please, please don't touch me. Please. Yeah. There was a whole like plot line to it, right? Like we are locked in this murderer's basement and we got to get out before he comes home.

It slices us up. Oh wow. And so you're in this holding room before it starts where they're explaining the story to you. So do you think you can get out before John Tandy gets home? Also, please do not stand on the furniture. Please do not touch. I thought that was so funny. It's so good.

Like this murderer is like, did you stand on my furniture? How dare you stand on my furniture? I love seats. Stink you. There it goes. The drink is down. Yeah. Yeah.

I was just cracking all these jokes. Guys, now remember, do not stand on the furniture. This guy hates it. All right? Don't stand on the furniture. I love it. Don't move the picture frames off the walls. He hates that too.

Honestly, that's how I would have made that one girl break character is I would have started like get on the furniture and start jumping up and down. And she'd be like, stop. You got to stop. Seriously. Seriously. They're going to get very frustrated. I was like, I'll stop if you stop.

Yes. What do you think about that? Deal. Deal. Deal. I didn't know we were being watched the whole time. I took my mask off because the extra wasn't in the room with us. We're all friends.

Sure. And then I got yelled at. How yelled? No. Reprimanded. Yes. Dang. He repped my mandid.

Sorry. It was. You made your. Dang. He repped my mandid. Sorry. It was. You made your ends meet. That's how it works. He made my ends clap. He made me. I can make your ends clap. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Good. But that was Halloween night and it was fun. Okay. Good. The night before that I went to Halloween. Did you dress up?

Yeah. No. Good for you. Yeah. Did you dress up for the other thing we were talking about last week? The night before. Yeah. I dressed up as Greg. Did you dress up? Yeah. No. Good for you. Yeah. Did you dress up for the other thing we were talking about last week? The night before. Yeah. I dressed up as Greg. Did you?

I meant to take a picture just to send to you because I nailed it. I nailed it. And you're- Greg has some style, like some interesting style too. And that's the thing. I just put on one of his bright yellow striped shirts, his huge Wilson shoes, champion shoes. Champion. Same idea.

Shin high, white socks. And then I had Isaac draw his tattoo on me me and i looked good i love it dude i love it i didn't take a single picture all night but greg looks like the guy that's like uh like if if the if the characters in the cosby show um be careful no no i know i almost said if if if one of his kids if theo lived today but he wanted to wear like the same kind of shirts but just a little bit uh more silky and then also like a dad uh like his shoes are like a dad's but then his his glasses are like uh like a tattoo parlor artist you sound like that scene where michael scott is describing the mythical creature and it would have the horns of uh regret yeah and the wings it just goes on and on but yeah a porcupine

do you think you can improvise that oh i'm sure they just did like three takes but like just just go for a while there's been so many times that i've watched the office and i'm like surely people in the background are dying laughing right now like you remember the um the scene where he's like show me show me the farm that has stanley's and phyllis's growing it is right for the plucking right show me that and like the way he like is freaking out i can just imagine the people filming that laughing so hard because he's like show me that farm you know i was watching a scene the other day where it's uh you know it's the same episode where dwight buys the exterra from andy five four three sell me sell me this car do it shake my hand yeah and then later he's trying to get michael to give

him control over the office yes and he gets i mean two inches away from his face give me the job and he like he touched it he has like a pointer that he's using for his like a little easel thing and he like touches michael's chin with it i'm like i cannot imagine like how long it took to get through that yeah hey and like touches his chin with the whole pointer i would love to know who on set like yeah never laughed or like was very rarely like breaking character and who just like lost couldn't hold it in so i've seen all those like uh montages of you know john krasinski breaking in his hilarious laugh when he got quite the squeal. Yeah.

But I wonder how many other times, because I feel like if you don't ever break, then you're kind of a wet blanket. Yeah. It's like, dude. Yeah. It's a really funny show. Even though you're like being professional, you're like, I'm not supposed to break. You know, I'm supposed to do this anyway.

Apparently there's like one scene where you can see people in the background breaking, but they they filmed it so many times that there's like whatever like i almost noticed that i'm not gonna remember right now but i noticed in the background that like jim was like smirking this just like an episode i watched this week yeah and the nice thing is like you can just call it like oh it's just a mockumentary and that's kind of what it is like whatever no i think it was the this is a little bit inappropriate but the time whenever dwight grabs jim's crotch that scene is so funny oh i'm losing my balance nothing to hold on to i think they filmed it so many times and then finally like i think it was like minnie kaling

or somebody was in the back just like dying i think they just were like whatever what a just ridiculous scene to film so slippery oh that's so funny yeah oh my gosh anyway that's the office for you um last thing i'll say about this party is it was really fun a bunch of different people there uh i got to play ping pong with my uh plutonic ping pong friend and crazy crazily enough a ton of our 15 dollar patrons at that same party that party same party so he's dressed as greg really yeah yeah like who well as soon as i walked in i saw gracie margiani march g march g march yes g march in october and it was it was cool because she uh she dressed as little red riding hood so i was like oh she's marching down the yellow brick road all night and it was so fun that's what that's what little red

riding hood does dang it i was like that's a double joke kind of he means to it's me he's on a full he's on fire today you know in basketball when you're like to the side of the court and you like you start shooting it but like i'm gonna shoot a bank shot and the last thing i'll just try to swish it and you kind of do a little both and it doesn't go in it does not that was uh little red riding hood at dorothy right there my brain knew dorothy my tongue said little red riding hood no i thought it was like i thought it was It doesn't go in. It does not. That was Little Red Riding Hood and Dorothy right there. My brain knew Dorothy. My tongue said Little Red Riding Hood. No, I thought it was like,

I thought it was a double joke. Nope. Okay. Hey, edit. It's a double joke. Justin, can you make my entire lips change to where I didn't say

what I just said? Maybe. You'd be surprised what that guy can do. She wasn't the only one though. John Harland was there. Hard ball. Hard ball.

Hard ball was there. He was dressed like Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves, yes. And Z-Baby. Z-Baby. Hardball. Hardball is there. He was dressed like Keanu Reeves. Yes. And Z-Baby. Z-Baby. Dang it. I've been talking about Joe's.

Z-Baby. Yikes. Love it when you call me Big Pop. Z-Baby. I love him. He's awesome. Z-Baby. The Z-Baby.

He's going to keep screwing all these up. Congratulations on Z-Baby. Oh, you have Z-Baby? You have Z-Baby. Congratulations Z-Baby. He's going to keep screwing all these up. Congratulations on Z-Baby. Oh, you have Z-Baby? You have Z-Baby. Congratulations. Me can know. I'll take a ricaccino. Sorry. Okay, who else? Mary McElroy. Mary McElroy?

Mary Mc... Mary Mc... Yeah, she was there. What was she dressed up as? She was dressed as a little bear. The little Bruin. I don't know. It was just a Mary Mac. Yeah. She was there. What was she dressed up as? She was dressed as a little bear. The little Bruin. I don't know. It was just a small bear. Okay. Yeah.

I don't know. Well, but she had a mug in her hand. And so you're like, what are you dressed as a small bear for? He's like, Oh, I'm, I'm actually Bruin. Oh, okay. I didn't, I didn't talk to her. That's good. We're not really on speaking terms.

Oh, cause of, uh, cause I can't pronounce her last name. Cause I don't know how to do that. You got this. Alright, here we go. Shelby Stokes was there! Stokes! You're like, I am so excited to see you!

I know. That was hard. That was tough. I'm so excited. Stink! Shelby stokes and she actually she um was a bicycle tire and you're like why are you a bicycle tire she's like oh because back in the day my nickname was stoke spokes my what spokes oh my nickname was you get it they'll understand that was cool uh i'm trying to think who else kurt robinson showed up towards the end kurt robinson oh he's never been that's his style he's like i'm i'm gonna be fashionably

late and he he dressed up he dressed up but he was dressed up as tom cruise and top gun it's like okay kurt we're trying a little too hard with that one buddy okay yeah yeah we get it you're pretty good looking guy but hey we're not we're not this is not that kind of party you know yeah but that's kurt i love. Glad he showed up. You love him, but you're like, Hey, let's get your life a little bit more, you know, towards the ends meet. Sure. Sure.

Uh, there are a couple other people. Oh, Sarah Taylor was there. Sarah Taylor, the one that went to late the South. Oh really? Yes. Really? Yeah. Not the Sarah Taylor that I know.

Oh, is she Jean Taylor's daughter? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Sarah Taylor that I know. Oh, is she Jean Taylor's daughter? Yes. Okay. And that's, that's fun because Jean Taylor was actually a award-winning cook. And so she came as Jean's sous chef and she called him Sarah the sous. Yes. Yeah. Now Jean had a different daughter.

A chef named Sue. Ended up coming to the party too and dressed as her dad. And we're like, who are you? She said, huh, you don't know? Well, I guess it's all in the jeans if my jeans can talk he's mute

he had his tongue removed had weird he had the noggin holder but it didn't go too well sure Hannah Barta was there didn't bring her boyfriend which is why I was excited to meet him but Hannah Barta did come what's her last name barda barda bardicus she dresses a spartan warrior you're like uh oh dang it dang it oh it's gonna be good what's the what's the line in the office where he's like but a being but a boom breakfast i don't know you don't know oh oh

shoot oh no i use my little kid's voice bard Barda bing, bada boom. That doesn't matter. I was going to make a joke about Barda being Barda boom. I don't know. That's okay. That's okay. Ashton, I never know how to say her last name. We've known her for so long. Ashton Krites.

Krites? Krites. Krites. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's Krites if, well, you were on, they're on a Friday. Yes. Krites Friday. Oh, okay. Weekend Krites. You know, it's kind of like a m. Yes. Crete's Friday. Oh, okay, gotcha.

Weekend Crete's, you know, it's kind of like a mullet, like business in the front, party in the back. Like, during the week, it's Crete's. Weekend Crete's. I will say we did a little karaoke session, and she performed some Creed, so that would make sense, actually. Oh, with arms wide, and she was like, with arms wide open. Mm-hmm.

It's beautiful. With arms wide Crete's. Very good for her. Yeah, and then also, last person who was there, just arms wide open. Mm-hmm. It's beautiful. Arms wide creets. Very good for her. Yeah. And then also, last person who was there, just Megan. Oh, yeah. We love her. That's all it says on here.

Just Megan. Just Megan or Megan. No, it doesn't say just Megan. Just. That would be cool, though. Just Megan or just Megan? Megan. Megan.

Megan was at the party. Megan. Megan was at the party. She was dressed as a windmill, which is hard to pull off. She was making some wind. Making some wind. Making her rounds around the party. Making her rounds.

Making her rounds. I'm begging for some Megan. That's what I said to her. And she's like, what? I was like, sorry, I'm drunk. And totally confused her. It was totally worth it. I got two sheets to the wind.

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Brad, what happened to you this week? Okay. So I went to Sublette, small town Kansas, Smallville. First thing I want to tell you, positive thing. I have positive and negative. I'm going to go positive first. Positive, I had the perfect pack. And what do I mean by that? I mean that I literally- You wore all your clothes?

I literally wore every single one of my clothes except one pair of extra underwear, the emergency pair, just in case. Good, good. I do that. I always pack and I never do it right. I'm either like dang it i forgot some socks or oh i needed more whatever i needed an extra shirt or i had three two shirts too many i ran out of toothpaste again when do you ever truly run out of toothpaste i use a lot of toothpaste when i travel something about i always run out of toothpaste and i'll just need

more um so perfect pack dude the perfect pack it was a good feeling because like you know that problem i talked about last time i went dirty clothes clean clothes all dirty except for that um so perfect pack dude the perfect pack it was a good feeling because like you know that problem i talked about last time i went dirty clothes clean clothes all dirty except for that one pair of undies just tuck it in the side and yeah you could just put those on if you wanted to double up double up you never know you never know it's small town kansas you know i love the way that i pack i'm generally not a like better safe than sorry type of person until it comes to packing and i pack as if i'm going to crap my pants six times in one weekend like what if what you never know i should probably pack

seven pairs of boxers yeah i'm going to nashville for the weekend right it says it's supposed to be 65 but what if i'm a little chilly i'll i'll bring i'll bring a long sleeve tee just in case maybe a hoodie too yeah i could fashion my boxers as a hoodie if I needed to. Oh yeah. I don't know what's wrong with me. Catherine, like she doesn't drive me crazy when she does this, but like she really over packs and like not just clothing for the kids, but like everything. Like she'll like be like, well, I think we should bring a Hattie's toy car. Like that, like a literal like car.

And like, I'm like, why? Like we're going to her parents' house. They have tons of toys like we don't need that well what if she wants to play with it that's okay she can play with it when she's off to stink it up stink yeah so yeah and she just like yeah just always like every scenario like oh maybe we should bring this and to an extent you gotta respect like she brings the medicine all that stuff that moms think about that we don't, but I, we're, we're in a civilized place. We're not going to like, if we have a headache, well, let's go to

the store and get some medicine, some medicine. It's medicine. Yeah. Yeah. What was the negative? Oh, negative. Um, on the way back from Sublette, I was on the highway and, uh, was going 74 and 65. Okay. Speeding. Uh, it's a technical term for it. Okay. And got pulled over. Oh. First of all, the worst feeling in the world is when a cop passes you this way, you look in your rear view mirror, and the cop turns around. It's the worst feeling.

Wait, what? Oh, he hasn't pulled you over yet. Correct. You just see him. Oh, yeah, that does suck. And they get right on your tail, and they don't pull you over. I don't know why. They don't pull you over for like 15 seconds.

Oh, sometimes even longer. Sometimes longer. Yeah, that stinks. It's like maybe he's not going to pull you over i don't know why they don't pull you over for like 15 seconds oh sometimes even longer sometimes longer that's yeah that stinks it's like maybe he's not gonna pull you over then the lights go on which i don't know what they're doing in that time because sometimes i wonder oh they're checking my plates to make sure i'm not like a criminal which i never am no and i still get pulled over so it's like what did you even check that for yeah something yeah and are they really checking your plates when they're tailgating you out of all times to check your plates i don't think that's the time to get on your computer it doesn't seem like why are police cars allowed to have a computer in the driver's seat yeah it seems dangerous yeah they literally pull people over for stuff like that but you're like no we're okay

in california you can't be talking with your phone to your ear but you can just have a laptop open in your lap it's fine it's fine. It's fine. There's there's whatever. It doesn't matter. Anyway, he pulls me over. He comes, gets my license and everything. He said, you're going nine miles an hour over. First of all, I don't really know how they can tell when they're going this way.

You're going that way. Raider guns are pretty nice. Is that how they landed on the moon? Dang it. Anyway, I felt like he just made up a number. But anyway, he pulled me over speeding. and then I also have my tags expired. This is not a great podcast. Like I've talked about how my taxes have been bad.

Yeah. We both have expired tags. Oh yeah. Uh, so on a full 12 months. Okay. I got to talk to you about this for a second. You need to get those fixed. So he pulled me over and we're only like an hour out of sublet.

So like five hours from home. And he goes, Hey, I'm just going to write you a warning for your speeding ticket. I'm like, thank you. That's so awesome. You know,

I got my family in the car. I look like a good guy. And I told him I'm from Shawnee. Like I told him we're going home. Uh, he's like, but, but the tags,

I did write you a ticket for that. Um, because it's, they're six months expired. Not bad. You'll get there. Expired in may so they were really more like five months i think because yeah anyway um and yeah i'll get there

and he says but that um is a uh must appear in court violation now we're talking and i go wait wait so like what do you mean by that which i know it sounds kind of stupid like what does that mean but what do you mean court and what do you mean up here? Well, I've gotten pulled over. What do you mean must? This is not making us look good, but I've gotten pulled over for expired tags before. And it's never on purpose, obviously. Well, maybe yours are, but like, I just don't realize that my tags are expired. I was being negligent. But, and I got, I just got tickets. I had to pay money for him. This guy's like, no, you have to appear in court for this.

And I was like, so I have to drive five hours back here to appear in court. And he's like, yeah, sorry. And I was like, can I just get like a, you know, whatever, like get out of court free forgiveness. I was like, I didn't do this on purpose. He's like, have a good day, man. And he's left. I love when they make you do things you don't want to do and then finish it with have a

good day. Yeah. I, it's going to be very hard to. Do you know what you just said to me? I didn't talk for probably two hours. I was just so frustrated. So I was just like, I have to drive five hours back here. So I'm going to try to maximize my time.

I'm going to try to get out of that, obviously, and prove that I renewed my tags. What else are they going to tell me in court? Besides, you should renew your tags. I know. I did. I must appear to be dumb yeah i don't know so get those tags renewed i maybe have a little bit of hope for you i got pulled over in march for expired tags and that was on my way to branson of somewhere in like rooval missouri okay i like where this heading. And I was supposed to appear in court. Yeah.

Because of whatever. Because at that point, it'd probably been five months on the dot. Four months. But then the pandemic hit. So that might have changed things. But all I did was just pay a fine online. Oh, I want to do that.

Did you have to like, did you go to this site? I bet you got like a letter in the mail that was like, because of the ongoing COVID-19 situation, no one's appearing in court. You can just pay the fine. And I said, good.

I love this lockdown. Thank you. This is awesome. I don't want to go to rural Missouri to do this. Yeah, then I'll have to pronounce it out loud again. That's what I was scared of. I was so frustrated. I was like, I'm not doing this on purpose.

I promise I'll... Anyway, so maybe we'll do a sweepstakes and some lucky fan can drive five hours with me. Sweepstakes. Why don't we do sweepstakes anymore? Yeah. They were on the back of cereal boxes all the time. My girlfriend in college and I had a joint email.

This is, of course, my idea. I was like, all right, here we go. It was called... It was jakeandmaxiegetrich at gmail.com. And I was like, like all right for a month every time we see an opportunity to like join a contest enter anything yeah we're using that email address and we're gonna like surely we'll win some stuff let's just one month yeah go for it like every like every restaurant every pop tab that's like you you have to go online to try to

like redeem and enter in yes everything cereal boxes soda cans yeah soda bottles love it everything and you would not the amount of like junk mail it was impossible we might have won a million dollars but there was no way to filter that email address we just got crap from everybody so uh i wouldn't recommend it not right now worth it just so hard to filter through what's real and what's not bummer but what if you were just like, yeah, waiting on some money right now and you had no idea? Probably. I like when like, uh, like drug dealers or other like sketchy people, like people who are slightly more criminal than us. We'll talk about like, yeah, I'm kind of in some jams right now, but I got 20 grand on the streets. That's how I feel.

I got 20 grand in the cloud, like in, on the cloud, in this like old Gmail address. That sounds nice. I probably got seven, seven figures in the cloud. Yeah old i got i got some g-backs you could call them yeah uh g-backs g-backs in the cloud so i'm gonna be all right dude that sounds like a good like soundcloud rapper's like song i got some g-backs in the cloud g-backs on the cloud or it could be an old town road parody. I was like, what is that? I don't think this is original. Okay, so let's talk

trying to renew things. Trying to get things in and out of your life, Brad. This is... American Airlines was a doozy and we have another one. I don't want to be that complaining, so I'm going to try to get through this fast. I'm going to find the positives in every single scenario, so you can complain as much as you want and i will spin it i have a positive for you okay it's not the worst thing because your

your family lives where you have to go to court but like it could be worse an hour and 15 minutes away you know so it's and you don't have to go through their town to get to court right you have to go towards their town so like i could go and then go a little bit farther but that would mean i'd have another two and a half hours on my trip. That is, I had that thought. I was like, or I was like, maybe they could come visit me. Hour 15 is just past the round, like 45 minutes. Great.

I love it. Wait, do they have like young children in their house? Yeah. I mean, not that young. The youngest just turned five. That's why we're perfect. Okay. I get them in the habit of going to visit Brad and court.

I think, Hey, we're going to go hop in the car and see Brad in court. Like an uncle in jail. Yeah, exactly. In court. Yeah. A five-year-old is actually the perfect. And that's the worst part about it is that the city that it was, uh, that I got pulled over in is Greensburg. Oh, they have the worst judges.

They're going to say Greensburg. Oh no. It was like the first, like, I don't know, this might not be true, but like in a long time, the first city that like got like demolished by a tornado in a long time. So they got demolished. Is that a technical term? First city to get demolished. I feel like it was a long, like, like there was Greensburg and then there was like Joplin and Tuscaloosa and like all these different cities. Gotcha. But Greensburg is way smaller, but it got like decimated. Yeah, pretty much. And it was like right when going green was like becoming popular.

So yeah, vote for the green party. So they, yeah, they like elevated everything in like more eco-friendly buildings and all this stuff. But it's like, you feel really bad for Greensburg if you're a Kansan. And, and so I can't just be like hating on Greensburg. They got demolished. They got seriously, it was like four houses. I feel like stayed up that that's not a scientific number, but, um, anyway, no, it is really sad. I'm just kind of poking fun at you. You you know i read an article that said technically the first to be demolished you ever said i don't know enough about histories of tornadoes but i feel like usually they like don't get like whole towns and then all of a sudden it was like all these towns in a row anyway yeah i see what you're saying that is a bummer i uh so you can't

hate on them it's greensburg yeah it's greensburg eco-friendly they got the largest hand dug well too no way yeah it's a big old well there's a sign that says big well and it points this way kansas baby biggest hand dug well i've been there good for those boys yeah and girls who dug it probably probably both yeah um okay so i didn't even talk about last week the issues i had with trying to cancel planet fitness and title boxing just know that i had issues and that's not even it's not even close just get those out of there just know that i was already already having some issues trying to cancel some other stuff but you're so fit that

you don't need either of those things anymore. Spin. Spin. Spin cycle. Yeah. Spin doctor. Oh, spin. Just spin every time. Yeah. So Friday, Trey's out of town. I'm like, great day to get a bunch of stuff done.

Cancel stuff, get some stuff done. First place I go is, well, whatever. Dang it. I'm not telling a story. I go to title.

I go to Planet Fitness. I get that taken care of. Next place I go is the post office because I'm returning some clothes I bought online. Buying stuff online is fun until it doesn't fit. And now it's a hassle. Seriously. So they gave me a shipping label. There was a USPS shipping label.

I don't have a printer in my house because I'm a millennial and you don't really need it for most things except for this Black Friday tip. They usually sell them for like $15. Just go ahead and get one. Yeah, it's cheaper than like the actual ink cartridge just buy a new printer yeah that's what i've heard i remember my parents tell me that like yeah we just keep buying new printers because it's cheaper than black friday it's a great deal okay yeah dude black friday i think i'm gonna buy a couple tvs tvs are like one dollar seriously tvs are so cheap so you want tv here you

go just take it we made way too many of these tvs just have one have a dollar sure here just it's an insignia. It's fine. Next year, yeah, just double it down. Just pay me for that one. Yeah, you're right. So I have to go into the post office, which we've talked about. One of the only places these days you have to go into.

It needs a drive-thru. And it takes forever. It always takes forever. There's always a line. Yeah. Finally get to the front of the line, and there's people behind me. So I'm like, well, luckily, this is going to take no time at all, because I returned something to this company a month ago, but it was at U was at ups thought it was interesting that there was a different you

know shipping label this time but whatever i gave him my bag and i'm like hey can i get the shipping label printed off for this he's like can i see the uh barcode and i was like oh i was just gonna like email it to you he's like well let me look at it so i show him the screenshot i have he's like ah can't scan that barcode and i was like oh, oh, why not? He's like, I can only print off certain barcodes. That's not what, that's not a square one. And I was like, okay. You know, in my head, I'm thinking, I don't really understand that, but whatever. Okay.

So I'm like, well, can I just email it to you? Ah, I can't do that either. Don't have an email. And I was like, really? So, so what are my options? He's like, well, uh, probably just have to print it off at home. I was like, well, don't you think I would have done that before coming here? And he was like, look, sir. And he was like being uh probably just have to print it off at home i was like well don't you think i would have done that before coming here and he was like look sir and he was like being the overly nice look sir i'm here to help you sir but i'm just saying i can't print off yeah uh that shipping

label the facts yeah so i'm like okay and there's people behind me and it's already starting to get a little tense little tense yeah because you're worried about them you're worried about i'm like let's get this over with yeah yeah and so i'm like so i can't just like email you i'm like maybe he doesn't i can't just email this to this computer right here and you print it off that that can't happen he's like no but not give me an explanation why i'm like okay like is it an issue with the with the printer like are there other printers who can print off those labels that's my guess is like it's an issue like they only print off certain sizes of labels or something yeah and he's like no uh this computer actually uh doesn't have email and i was like okay doesn't have the internet or doesn't have the email internet explorer that's what i didn't he started with email so it's like

maybe he means like there's no account i was like okay can i just sign into like my google chrome can i just like email it to myself like it'll be really quick i got my email pulled up okay and he's like oh so no this computer actually doesn't have internet on it at all And I was like no internet, and he's like no I was like is it like broken like does that computer have internet is I know none of these computers have internet I was like what? 2020 I don't believe that office. I don't know he said none of them have internet How do they not have internet, but they can like search any address? They just have like an address database

I guess it's just like a non-internet database so now i'm just like confused addresses pop up all the time i i don't understand this i'm starting to get like you know when you start to get sweaty under your clothes like not sweaty sweaty every day jake when i hop out of bed that's called 6 45 a.m jake yeah i'm starting to get sweaty under my clothes because this is so frustrating i just want to put off this freaking label return it back to bare bottom uh you bought something from a company called bare bottom yes and actually the no wonder didn't work i didn't talk about this last time but when i returned it to you some of their clothes to ups a month and a half ago the lady was like weirdly flirty with me about like bare bottom what do they sell and i was like

oh i didn't think about that that is kind of a weird brand for a company i was like everything you wear would be on the outer body she's like hey it's fine you order what you want and this is like i've got some stuff from a company called something similar bare bottom i was like okay lady i don't need to just print off my stuff please i'll go i'll go buy my own printer it's almost like that was last time okay okay so now i'm realizing it doesn't have internet. I'm like, okay, but surely something in here has the internet. Yeah. Something can print off the shipping. Well, this is going to take 20 seconds.

And I'm like, are there any computers in here that have internet that have email? He's like, yeah, we got some in the back. I was like, can you take this computer in the back and send it to a printer that works? He's like, I can't do that, sir. And I didn't, at that point, I didn't know what else to do. And, but people in line start to help me out. They're like, dude, yeah, this process sucks. Just go to UPS and they'll do it for you. And I was like, oh, sweet. And then another lady was like, yeah, I did that. I was in your

same exact shoes. Just go to UPS or FedEx. We'll do it for you. What? I was like, oh, different company. Okay. Tell me where I can go to Nike by an Adidas shoe. Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah. They, they cross pollinate. I don't know. I didn't know they were doing that. You cross examine each other. Okay. Keep more. Yeah. So I felt good that these people were on my side.

They had heard everything right through the masks. They had, they were on my side. Well, that's good. Cause then you feel a little bit less guilty about the people behind you being frustrated. I feel like they saw my side. Yeah. They commiserated. So I'm very frustrated.

I. You're sweating. I'm sweating under my clothes. I go to UPS and it's great. She's like, no, I will have to charge you. I was like, totally fine. I'll pay you whatever you want.

I'll pay you a TV's worth. It was a dollar 10. So this is great. I would have legitimately paid you $10. seriously. Um, so that was great. Just fun fact for everyone.

Even if you have a UPS shipping, USPS shipping label, you could take it to FedEx office or UPS. We'll charge you a dollar. And so they, they took the whole thing and they dropped it off, I guess, at the, at a post office. Oh, really? Okay. Life hack. Good to know. So straight from there, I go to the driver's license Bureau because my driver's license is also expired. Yes. We, we are the most responsible

to adults. Thank you. Yes. Um, at least we're real. We're not, we're not hiding things. That's true. You don't have to wonder like, I wonder if that's the real Jake and Brad. So I go to the driver's license Bureau. I get right. There's no one else in there. I go right up to the front of the line and she's like, Hey sir, do you have an appointment? And I go, no. And she's like, Ooh, so we're appointment only right now yeah and i was like well there's no one else in here so can you just like yeah just fill me in real quick squeeze me in how do i make an appointment can i just do that and you gotta get in line online or whatever yeah and so she's like well just because of the pandemic we're trying to limit the number of people in here so you have to make

an appointment and i was like look i hear you and i understand that more than likely you weren't the person who came up with that rule. But human to human, you can see we're like, all right, you were trying to limit the amount of people. You did it. No one else is in here. Like congrats. Where are they? No appointments. It's just you and me. Can you like do this for me? She's like, I'm sorry, sir. We can't. I'm like that. I think that's the core of why this is so frustrating. It's not that I didn't get my way. It's that. Okay. Yeah. Computers and AI and software will never overtake humans because humans have emotion.

They have compassion. They have context. Yeah. And computers, whatever, build, uh, replace that. So when a human treats me as if they are a computer and like binary, this is rule you did not follow. Right. And I'm not being treated like a human. Oh, I get so sweaty under my clothes.

Yeah. I would just, I think if I were them and maybe they're just like directed, like do not do this. Cause then if people hear you do this, then whatever. But like if I were them, I would just for, I would just look around and I'd be like, okay, let's do it really quick. Like you have all your stuff. Do you have all your stuff?

Let's do it. Let's do it. You know, like, or, or yeah, I would, I would be like, Hey, if someone comes like for me, do you mind just like doing it real fast? This, this other worker over here, you know, I'm going to work on him for just like a few seconds. Yeah. You'd be a great driver's license bureau worker. I've thought about it. I've thought about it. If, if Ellis custom creations ever, you know, it doesn't work out for custom tables, big table ever takes you down. Yeah. Big furniture. If Ashley here in Nebraska ever come after me h furniture yeah yeah i don't know

ashley or nebraska so basically i was like okay well can i just make an appointment right now online she's like the mobile website's pretty finicky and i'm thinking hey i'm a millennial i spent a lot of time on my phone i got this she wasn't kidding i couldn't i couldn't do it on my phone oh i've done it on my phone. For the driver's license bureau specifically? Oh, the driver's license, not the, is it the one on mission or off Johnson Drive? No. Okay. No, I haven't.

I always get DMV and driver's license confused. Yeah. She was right though. I couldn't do it on my phone. Really? It wouldn't let me do it. So I just drove home and, uh, stopped and got some ice cream on the way. This is fine. Yeah. This is fine. It's a good Friday. Ice cream is always

justified. Like if it's like, I'm having a good day, let's get ice cream. I'm having a bad day. This sucks. Let's get some ice cream. Yeah. I've been a big, uh, hot fun. Hot. Whoa. Yeah. Sundays. Any day of the week. Yeah. I've been loving Sundays. Just hot fudge and ice cream or just vanilla. Really? It's nice. I love the warm and cold, like brownies with ice cream. Yeah. That's nice.

Yeah. You got that at Culver's the other day. Yeah. Dude, I was so bummed. I'm going to miss, like, obviously I'm going to miss basketball, but I'm going to miss Culver's. That's been so fun. That's a tradition now.

Two weeks in a row. It's so fun. Like, it's a full on podcast episode there. We got so many funny people around that table. We've been like dying laughing two weeks in a row. I'll try to. Well, no, you're going to be on tour right next Monday. Yeah.

Like during the time we'll be at Culver's probably right. It's still FaceTime. Okay. I'll FaceTime you and you'll be like, just a second, guys. Intramural basketball. You get it. What's up? What if you do get called?

Would you, would you answer? Maybe it'd be, it'd be a great memory for the people of west palm beach i would never i would never it would be like kevin heart level do you bring uh your phone with you when you go on stage i don't i don't think i do yeah i wouldn't i think if it started like if i started getting a call i would start thinking about my phone and not what i'm doing so not worth it even if you have to like lean down just press the button to like stop it from vibrating that that would even mess me up. Yeah. Do you, uh, do you have your phone when you like lead worship and stuff? Yeah, I do. There's been

a few times where it's called or it's had calls and stuff. And, but usually when I'm actually like playing music, you don't really feel it. If you're like moving around enough. Yeah. You don't feel it as much. Yeah. But it's funny. Like, I think we've talked about this before, like whenever you would give talks and stuff, or maybe even when you do comedy, I don't know if you're that natural at it yet, but like when I lead worship, I can think about other things sometimes. Oh, I am not there. But I know you said that like with K-Life, I think one time, like when you were given talks or something. Right. Yeah. I've done it, but it feels weird when you catch yourself.

Yeah. Like I'm thinking about something else while I'm talking out loud. Yeah. Whoa. The brain is fascinating. Right. It's funny. Like, it's like, I need to focus. I need to worship. I'm singing. Yeah.

I'm singing in front of people. Right. That's so cool. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. Brains are awesome. Stink it AI. Hey, hey, AI, stink it.

How's that for some crossover? AI. Yeah. Yeah. The answer. The answer. I heard the other day that McDonald's, gosh, this is a rough podcast for us crossover? Hey guy. Yeah. Yeah. I heard the answer. I heard the other day that McDonald's gosh, this is a rough podcast for us.

Not McDonald's. What's the McDonald's of superstores. Walmart. Walmart, uh, was using robots to like, Oh yeah. All their stuff.

And they're going back to humans. Really? Cause like, I guess the humans are cheaper. No way. And they're like just as accurate or something like that. Or like the accuracy to whatever production level or whatever. Yeah.

It makes it better. Huh? Good for Humes. Good for us. Yes. We did it guys. We did it. I was at Lester's the other day getting some wood.

Sure. And this is just a small thing. I just, it warms my heart. It's a, it's a random fall joy unlike 421 darkness um he this this one of lester's workers 421 darkness sounds like 310 to yuma 421 darkness sounds like a screamo band oh hey what's up we're 421 to darkness wake me up wake inside. Three, four. I want

to drink your blood. We're 421 darkness. Hey, what's up? Yeah. Daylight savings. We are 521 darkness. Yeah, whatever. Not scranticity. That's right.

Scrantonicity too. I think we need to have Justin just put in all the office clips this year or this week. This's greatness to do. I think we needed to have dressed and just put in all the office clips this year or this week, this year. Dang it. Don't edit any of it out. None of it. Dang it. Walmart. Oh, Lester's. He's the McDonald's of wood salesman. Lester had a cowork-worker, this guy. I was leaving and he goes, hey, if I don't see you before, whatever, if I don't see you, have a happy Thanksgiving.

This is such a bad story. That's it. That's the end of the story. I just. And then he says, if I don't, if I don't see, if I don't, if I don't see. It was just the sentiments. Golly. The sentiment of somebody telling you have a happy Thanksgiving is just a sweet. It's a fun thing

to say. Okay. I kind of broke it down. And the reasons why it's fun is because you think about shut up. Okay. Stink you. Um, my bad. When you break it down, it's like, I don't know, Thanksgiving Christmas, whenever you say that, it's like, you're, you're looking forward to a time where you don't have to work and you just get to like have some leisure time with people that you love. And so just the, the term and the phrase have a happy Thanksgiving is just a really fun thing to say. Oh, okay. Nice. That's the end of my random thought. I thought your takeaway from that story was going to be like someone telling you, Hey, if I don't see ya, like almost leading, like, like, uh, alluding to like something might happen. Yeah. Like an election thing. Hey, if, uh,

if we're all six feet deep, it was a pleasure working with you. Right. Okay. Right. Yeah. I think we're going to be fine. If this road doesn't exist next week, you have a happy Thanksgiving. Hey, if, uh, what we know now is wood doesn't exist next week, it was a pleasure, brother. Yeah. If it goes all aluminum AI aluminum ai hey if we stop dealing in dollars and cents just know i'll still always sell to you what big are you like credit card that's a funny quick way of telling someone like you might believe some crazy stuff just like hey if this is all different next week yeah right right it was a good day that'd be fun oh my gosh I'm just thinking about how bad I botched that story

sheesh it wasn't even a story it was like a conversation golly I got a I got a text this week we could talk about no mice

no Chipotle but I think you'll enjoy it and I think occasionally she listens to the pod so shout out Emily if you're listening to this episode

shout out Em she said on Friday this was on November 1st so right after halloween have a happy halloween on friday everyone was dressed up for halloween and we had a halloween party that was awkward with chips as a snack and then a girl dressed as a vampire went all out and at the end of the day was fired and had to pack her desk up and walk out dressed like that straight out of an office episode no i thought you'd appreciate that no that i said no what also i realized i added

that in she didn't even say at the end of the day i think she might have been fired in the middle of the day doesn't matter doesn't matter that's not the that's not the tough part about that fired in a vampire costume. Guess I'll be going now. What? That's literally almost the office. Yeah. It's nice seeing you for however long it lasts. Anyway, that's crazy though.

That truly is like almost word for word. Yeah. What? And what was Devin? No, devon was a bum he's a homeless guy yeah but creed was a vampire and he tried to fire creed yeah that's that girl should have taken maybe it was a test maybe she should have been like fire devon he's terrible he's terrible yeah don't listen to my life back yeah creed's a moron you know that yeah but it'd be just as embarrassing to yeah oh. Oh my gosh.

I thought you'd appreciate that. That was such a cringy, cringy episode. That was one of the ones that I laughed really hard at for the first time. Like when he, when Dwight's like quiet, you quiet, you. Yeah. That's such a good, like, like the camera angle on him. I would say it's that episode shot really well. Not only when Jim or no, wait.

Yeah. Whatever. When, when Dwight's in there, you can only see his nose yeah yeah it's so is that the same episode where jim was trying to convince dwight that he has vampiric uh powers because he was oh okay that's when meredith gets bit by the bat oh that's right because that's also really well shot when you can only see jim's nose like above his collar he's walking away it looks so cool bye dwight yeah my bad oh my goodness here's something i'm thinking of it yeah we had the biggest monday ever in our podcast history uh six mondays in a row okay and then last week we dropped down a little bit that's okay this past monday straight to the top baby biggest

monday ever seriously by a long shot what so seven of the last eight mondays we've we've grown to a place we've never grown before that's awesome which is pretty cool that's really cool i feel like that's just not normal probably are you guys telling your friends who's telling who's who is it who who's new here in-laws drop a comment in the youtube section uh introduce us on patreon.com ghost runners this is a five-star review tell us who you are on podcast.com and that's not even counting youtube, which YouTube is also growing. Like, I'm not even factoring that in. That's awesome.

Like, a lot of people watch on YouTube for some reason. Yeah. Isn't that funny how, like, episode three, we were like, I don't know who would ever watch a podcast on YouTube. Like, maybe we'll put it there eventually, but what's the point? And now we're just, I love the YouTube. A thousand people a week. I always watch ours on YouTube. Really? Gosh, yes. Yeah. So, anyway. I got some YouTube thousand people a week I always watch our I always watch our YouTube

yes yeah so anyway I got some good YouTube comments this week they're great one of them was just like can't confirm West Virginians love burning couches she's a great comment just like stands on its own so funny anything else happened to you this week Brad

anything go down I don't know oh we we won our basketball game we did win it was big for us because i don't know how much we talked about it but the week before we lost our basketball game and we lost to some guys that were bad at basketball like like not even like below average like they were bad at basketball and we lost to them so therefore that meant that we were really bad at basketball and like it was like one of those things where it's like no no we're not that bad hey but we lost to a really bad team maybe we are so therefore we're bad but we beat a good team this week yeah this week they were way better and

somehow we won we did it with the same players like we didn't have any extra people or anything like that same exact boys um so that was good it was good and i won my pickleball tournament saturday last one of the year yeah i want to hear more about that um not much it was uh it was isaac's birthday so he didn't play yeah um which is weird i cheated on him on his birthday you know which is a bummer but i don't usually do that play with scott's cell scott peck yeah which um i don't want to spoil anything about the patreon i think i'm going to start doing i'm going to rank my friends like the myspace like the good old days yeah i like that yeah yeah and so i like your explanations for them i think yeah just short and sweet and really petty reasons

for why they move up and down yeah i was a little frustrated i wasn't number one i'll be honest but hey that just gives me something to work for okay you gotta work for it yeah i'm gonna figure it out yeah remember who brought you that sweet tea tonight and every night that's a time we record yep um but yeah uh scott scott peck and i uh competed one yeah i don't think there's any real stories they're um that's good crazy windy it was where'd you guys play where was it up at the riverside courts uh-huh um so they're nice it was fun let's see scott like what did scott do when he won um i think we did Did you? We dapped up, we brought it in, and then we hit paddles with the other guys. Because Scott is overly competitive.

I'm overly competitive too, but not in pickleball. He's very, very into it. I'm sure he just gets very excited about those things. So yeah, we dapped it up, and then once more people started to crowd around, I took off my jersey, and I had a sports bra underneath, and I went full Brandy Chastain, slid on my knees, started like waving it around.

Oh, just imagine you sliding your knees on the pickleball court. No, I went to the grass. I went to the grass. I said, guys, follow me. I'm a sports bra on. Everyone to the patch of grass by the parking lot. No, seriously. It's from Atlanta.

I can show off my bra. Yeah. Check it out. Oh, that's funny. I haven't listed that yet. I think my new idea, which will probably have happened by the time this comes out, I think, because I was like, maybe I should give this away in a fun way. Like, would I rather have $140 or maybe give this away in some form or fashion?

But so I was like, well, what do I want? Like, what would I want in return to give this away? Couldn't really think of anything, but I was like, I want to laugh. Sure. So I think what I'm going to do in my plan right now is just say hey size small yoga pants size small tank i'll give them to one person send me 15 seconds make me laugh oh okay it'd just be kind of fun yeah like the guys can still like win it for your for your lady oh i'm definitely gonna try go for it okay oh it could be number one on the list number one on my wife's list too. That's going to be tough if you compete.

That's going to be good. It's going to be tough because you're going to feel awkward either way. And it's tough for the competition. Oh yeah. You're the one seed. 100%. They want you to be on the COVID reserve list. They don't want you playing in this.

They want you benched. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, pickleball champs. We did it. That's awesome. Congrats, man. First place again. That's really great.

Anything else? No. Oh, I have something for you from That's really great. Anything else? No. Oh, I have something for you from Scott. So the guy we talked about several episodes ago, the slow pitch softball guy who put some green on it. He's got a phrase. Scott gave me a phrase. He's like, I heard a new one from a boy the other night.

Here's the sentence. I've been to three county fairs and I've never seen anything that ugly. That was his phrase in the middle of a slow pitch softball game he's been to three good for him that's not bad the first one was like yeah i got my feet wet with county fair second one's like i want those fried oreos i think that was pretty cool third one's like i'm a county fair guy man i love county fairs can't wait for the next one we grew up going to uh the demolition derby at the county fair every year i've never been to uh dimmer it's awesome we should go.

Yeah. Let's go this year. They just take old beat up cars and run them into each other. Right. It's awesome. I might go to the Camry in that. How would it do? Does it need to be bigger and stronger?

Uh, no, it needs to be older. Like the, the new cars, like everyone's kind of crumble. Yeah. They crumble quick.

And the one that we go to, they always do it in the rodeo. Yeah. And so there's mud flying everywhere. And like, I don't know if the Cam, the tires would do too well. That's the term I've been hearing a lot recently. Mud slinging.

That's what that comes from, right? It's from demolition Derby. Yeah. It's the ancient demolition Derby's. Okay. Gotcha. I thought so. It was back when Caesar Augustus would do it.

They do it with a chariots. Oh, cool. I've been hearing a lot of like politicians recently doing mud slinging. I'm like, I had no idea they were into demolition Derby. Oh yeah. Huh? Oh yeah. That's exactly what they do. They they were into demolition derby. Oh, yeah. Huh. Oh, yeah. That's exactly what they do.

They just get right in their old Chevelles and just sling some mud. Sling some mud. Huh. Cool. Good for them. It's awesome, though. Every once in a while, you'll get a clump flying past your face. Oh, man.

One lucky fan's going away with a clump of dirt. Keep your head on a swivel, baby. Watch out. Your funnel cake could get taken out at any moment. I haven't had a funnel cake in forever. That's good. I think they're kind of overrated. I'll take them.

I love the smell of them. Once you start eating them, it's kind of like cotton candy. It's like, what am I even eating? To me, what is what it's inside of? Even though I'm a big guy and I eat plenty of nasty, like not good for you stuff. It just doesn't feel worth it for how bad it feels for you. It does feel bad. And you know what I mean?

It'd be like, like I like donuts a a lot but like if i eat more than one it's like i feel bad about this you know one is like that was good but they didn't fill me up at all and then two plus what am i doing dude you go two donuts and um and some milk that sounds nice that's a meal replacement you think so you're stuffed okay maybe not stuffed chocolate milk though That sounds nice. That's a meal replacement. You think so? You're stuffed. Okay. Maybe not stuffed. Chocolate milk though. That sounds nice. I usually go two chocolate ice donuts and a white milk. This is my quick trip order. Okay. So I just inverse yours. Yes. Two glaze with the chocolate. Yeah, that's great. Okay. Yeah. Should we get a surprise? Let's do it. I can't believe how long we've been talking already. We're over an hour. Good for us. That seems like we just, we just started. Hey, Jake and Brad, this is Natalie from Florida. I really just wanted to say thank you guys for always delivering amazing content. I never really listened to podcasts

before COVID and now I just love it. Um, your guys's is definitely the number one and so much so that, um, I became a patron. Um. So please keep on bringing the amazing content. I have two questions for you guys, though. Question number one, I would love a follow-up on the blind date. I haven't heard any updates on it. I would love a follow-up. What happened? Did they meet?

Did they not? Question two, you guys talked about milk cartons in your last one. What was your favorite lunch in school as a child? I came from Washington State where we had cheese zombies and they were amazing. So yeah. Thank you again so much. And keep up the good stuff.

Let's, let's address the second. She only recorded for 52 seconds. She had eight more seconds to explain. Cheese zombies. You just made up that. Yeah. I had hot more seconds to explain what cheese is. She's zombies. You just made up that. Yeah, I had hot dog stick figure hangmans. I had Frankenstein

burgers. They were awesome. Yeah, I had vampire blossom. Blossom. I had vampire, we love vampire blossom. Vampire blossom. I'm from Washington D.C. They have vampire blossom. I also had that thought. I was like, I know that people from Washington State

say that, but no one ever assumes when you say Washington, at least in Kansas, that you're talking about Washington DC. No one. If you say I'm from Washington, I'm like, oh, cool. Pacific Northwest. Yeah, cool. Good for you. Wasu. I don't know. It's just, yeah. Just say you're from Washington. We get it.

I bet that she's had it confused a lot and now she just has to say it. I wonder, I want, uh, I also, maybe we should just all start saying it. I'm from Kansas state. Yeah, that's good. That is good. Cause that's actually an inside joke. There was a skit character at K country. Uh, my friend Alan would do, he was like this. Um, he was like, uh, Oh, what's it called? Like a Canadian border ranger. you would like cool yeah he's like i cover everything from washington state to main state anyway that was that was like his like a little subtle joke yeah that's great i'm from missouri state and now i i live in kansas state yeah which just sounds like you're talking about schools and colleges yeah that's okay um okay our first question i

also want to know a follow-up. I assumed we'd give them two weeks to give us voice memos back. Yeah. That's how they connected in the first place. We need to do better at following up with that. Following up with the Chipotle map. I'm so curious about those things. I texted her about it.

She's like, what's up with Chang? Yeah. Egg roll kiss and nothing else. Chang. I DM Natasha again. Still nothing. Nothing. Still nothing. Has she read them? That you've seen? No, no, no, no. Okay. the egg roll kiss and nothing else shang i dm natasha again still nothing nothing still nothing has she read him uh that you know no no no okay man okay dude that was another thing let's see if i can remember the story this happened at a pickleball tournament like over a month ago

where an asian man came up to me and i did not expect him to know my name and he's like jake what's up dude how have you been you didn't recognize him i recognized him but i thought there was no way he would know my name and so i'm just very confused and flustered and he's like did you get my email and i'm like what no i didn't get your email and then he's like well let me just get your number real quick it was after jake and max to get rich at gmail.com like dude no that's my that's i can't see anything that's my street sweet space email. And as he's, he's like, well, let me just get your number. Um, or let me give you my number and, uh, text me. So I have it. And I was so scared.

I was like, wait, is this going to be who I thought Chang was? This is, he's going to kiss my egg roll. And it wasn't, it was just some other random guy. I never really got to the bottom of that, but I was so scared. I was like, this could have been the guy who was kissing my egg roll. What a, what a great, like insult. Like, Hey, kiss my egg roll. Kiss my egg roll. You know what? Stink it too. Hey, stink it up there and kiss my egg roll. Huh? Oh man.

But yeah. Uh, K and T, Caleb and Taylor. What's going on? I'm pretty sure they, they met there. You think so? I think they did. Okay. But I don't know. I want to know if Esther, Esther was thinking about, you know, paparazzi other okc people were thinking about popping into uh-huh it mustn't i don't know i feel like we should have heard something or maybe it went so well that they don't want

to make it public yet yeah they're not ready pam style yes tmz will get a hold of this cool and youtube gets a hold of it um uh favorite lunch food growing up. The only one that I remember really enjoying from school, my mom made my lunch a lot. Nope. No humble rags. But chicken patties. I like chicken patties growing up, which was just literally like a chicken sandwich.

But I can't. Oh, and they had these, it's called rosy red applesauce. It was like, it was red. And I kind of had a little cinnamon in there or something. Yeah,

we had that. It is good. Yeah. Every time I hear the word chicken patty, my brain goes to 2013 CannaCook. This is right when I first started doing breakfast wraps. We had this guy from TCU, Mitchell Travis. He was the man.

He was the only summer he ever worked, but he was great. Yeah. And he started doing country lunches. And it was, I think he, it was like, it was meant to be a thing he did all the time. Did it one time, but it was a one, it was a hit. And it was chicken patty, chicken patty, curly fry. And like this whole song and like people would sing it all the time did it one time but he was a one it was a hit and it was chicken patty chicken patty curly fry and like this whole song and like people sing it all the time it was

so awesome it was so catchy that's great it wasn't even like a cover i think he just like wrote a song about chicken patties and curly fries let's go travis uh yeah i also uh brought lunch from home all the time did you but i remember like once I got to middle school, Thursdays was pizza day. Like they brought in pizza hut pizza on Thursdays. Elementary school? Middle school, I think. Okay. Yeah. Middle school. $1.25 a slice. It was awesome. $1.25. That's a good deal. It was a good deal. Wow. Yeah. Okay. I love it. It was awesome. Yeah. And it was like thick, like big pepperoni pizza. Yeah. I went to town. I get two of those and like a Tropicana pink lemonade. Ooh. Plenty.

That's nice. That's nice. It's a good meal. Yeah. Middle school, high school, the meals really got upped. Like elementary school, we didn't have any of that stuff, but middle school, it was awesome. This is Mr. Miyagi, that little fly. Catch and release.

Yeah. That's how we do it. No, but my mom makes the best peanut butter and honey sandwiches i i eat peanut butter honey sandwiches all the time it's not as people give me a hard time about it no it's so good it's so good and she would what she would do in order to not get it too soggy the honey too soggy in the bread she would put peanut butter and honey in a little bowl and mix it up that's how good my my mom is. That's how cool she is. That kind of sounds familiar. It's a good call.

Have I told you that before? Maybe. Yeah, sorry. It's fine. This next one's from Maggie from Alaska. Hi, Jake and Brad. This is Maggie from Serling, Alaska. I am one of the seven people who populate this great state.

And I have to say, I would rather live through earthquakes and tsunami warnings than the possibility of a tornado. I lived in Kansas City for a couple of years and I do not miss the crazy weather that happened there. So my question to you guys is, have you ever lived through a tornado? Thanks. Bye-bye. Is she going through a tsunami right now? Just kidding. It's a thing more perfect than someone from Alaska having audio.

Struggling with her net zero account over there. Sorry, AOL's down right now. now just kidding something more perfect that's over from alaska like having audio struggling with their net zero account over there sorry aol's down right now so it's it's a little little spotty i'll just i'll just ask jeeves this thing see if i can figure out a fix just sorry my husband's a blockbuster right now and he's got our internet guy sorry i'll be back soon man yeah exactly uh naders i think we've talked about before on the pod about uh our experiences with them well were we recording the pod whenever we actually had like one that i had to be in the basement for i don't know recently like i don't know a year two ago i'm so bad with dates but

um we were like in the basement like in the what we call the tornado room like we actually like hunkered down because they're like a tornado is coming to shawn e kansas Oh yeah. This was like one of our first episodes I think, because I remember giving you a hard time that you have like, I think two tornado rooms and it's like urgent aid, urgent B, urgency or something. Yeah. Yeah. Cause we were in like, we were in the basement for the whole time, but at first we were just in like the main room of the basement. And then there's like the tornado room. Um, that was definitely the only time I've truly been like nervous about a tornado. We've had plenty of times where the tornado sirens go off and, you know, my whole family goes downstairs and my dad's the one out in the porch like checking it out.

And mom's like, hey, get back downstairs. Yeah. Which I think that's one of those things. There's like certain things about spouses that there's always like a complimenting person. So I'm the one that's nervous and And Catherine's the one that's like, let's go check it out. She's front porch. And she's like,

yeah, I mean, I'll be able to get inside by the time I see this thing coming, you know? Uh, and anyway, um, I don't know if I've had like a true,

like scary experience. Cause I think when you're in the city, there's a lot less likelihood that something's going to come and take you out. You know, it's, it's pretty rare to get because of all the buildings, I think. Yeah. Actually Google at one time, I was curious. I was like, why don't tornadoes hit like major cities. You know, it's pretty rare to get because of all the buildings, I think.

Yeah, I actually Googled it one time. I was curious. I was like, why don't tornadoes hit like major cities? Right. And it's because, yeah, the buildings and even the people in like an urban area, like downtown Kansas City will never get hit by a tornado because there's too much heat there

and like the low pressure system and it doesn't react well with all the heat. Okay. Yeah. So you're fine. That's what I'm saying. You're fine if you live there. I think tornadoes are cool.

I mean, obviously they're scary. But from my standpoint, landlocked, I would be way more scared of a tsunami than a tornado. Yes, dude. That's awful. You can't do anything about a tsunami. Like if you live even somewhat close to the Osh. Yeah. A tsunami is taking you down.

Whereas a tornado, as long as you have a basement and you're not a homeowner, you're going to be fine. Like if you're renting, just hop in your basement and you really don't have much to worry about. Yeah, dude. Well, tsunami, Alaskans have to worry about tsunamis? I think in last episode I was talking about it. There was like an earthquake

like up there towards Alaska and it was headed towards like the western coast of Alaska, like southwestern coast. Whoa. Whoa. That might have been a different podcast, but that sounds interesting. Yeah.

I really think it was our podcast oh jeez then i'm not very good at listening to you oh boy there's definitely a shot though okay it could have been another one that's crazy though yeah anyway well either way i have not had to worry too much about tornadoes yeah we had them going i remember this seems like a story i've told the podcast but whatever i think i was like probably 12 years old, 10 years old playing a baseball game. And I can still remember my I think my dad might have been a coach. And he was like, he stopped the game to like talk to the umpire. And I was like, Oh, no, is he about to like argue like balls and strikes like 10 under baseball. And I was like, away from him from a distance, I just see him

point in the sky. And then him and the umpire both look up and there's just like a funnel crowd funnel cloud forming like very close to us. Really? And then we all just run away and like go to like the like middle like clubhouse. Yeah.

And just hide in like the bathrooms. But the sirens weren't going off. You don't remember? No. Whoa. So your dad, my dad was a siren.

Yeah. Your dad beat the meteorologist on this one. He did. Now you see over there that funnel cloud. I think that means we're going to go ahead and need to take cover. Trish, get in the van.

That's basically how it happened. That's basically how it went, yeah. So I've seen a funnel cloud. Nothing that crazy happened. Yeah, growing up in Stratford, we lived on a hill, too. We were definitely susceptible. But that'd be a great place to look at the tornadoes coming in. Oh, it's great.

It's great for sunsets, sunrises, tornado sweet yeah i've seen some dang they're awesome sounds like a good small town good small town good small town 18-wheeler car wash i mean come on all right next one stays hey jake and brad stacy from pennsylvania long time listener second time caller i just had to call in to let you guys know that i tried the whole never hang up first when getting on the phone with someone good and just wanted to uh let everyone know that it doesn't work great when the other person is also a listener of ghost runners podcast um because neither of us hung up because we were both trying to do the same thing but it gave us a good laugh um also i wanted to give out a shout out to my brother um i talked about him in my last voice memo and he is now an avid listener to the podcast and i think he should

get um a number one fan award because he woke up and downloaded the podcast at like 4 30 in the morning on monday and he has an hour commute to work and listen to you guys on two speed so that he could get the whole podcast in by the end of his drive. So good job, Danny. You are the number one fan. What? Two speed? Stacy, thank you for the question. Have you ever tried to listen to us on two speed? I think I, yeah, I tried to try to emphasize size didn't like it at all like some of my friends will say yeah i have to list you at one and a half or i like listening and even one and a half too much for me you go 1.25 i love well can you do that on podcast like podcast app not that i know of because you can do 1.2 on spotify can you and it's awesome i love 1.1.2 is nice 1.5 does not

sound natural though um yeah 1.2 is nice. 1.5 does not sound natural, though. Yeah, 1.2 is nice. I like that. Okay. Anyway, two times, though. How could you even understand what we're saying? Because I feel like we talk pretty quickly anyway, back and forth. And especially tonight. They're going to have trouble listening to this on two times.

They're going to be like, what did he say? I've never listened to any podcast any other speed than one. Oh, really? Yeah, that's all I've ever done. Yeah, I'm a big 1.2. Every once in a while some people talk really slow on podcasts so i go 1.5 sometimes i don't even listen to those podcasts yeah no slow talkers for me i don't need this yeah but that's cool uh that he was downloading

at 4 30 yeah we can't i mean is he a patron because our patrons are our biggest fans yeah i don't know if we can just give out this number one fan award that seems very risky i don't know people come out of the woodworks and be frustrated. You won't like them when they come out of the woodworks. No, when you're trying to go to bed at night with your laptop and brightness all the way up. My bad. I love it. I love they didn't know.

It was creepy. It felt like sleepwalking, but he was talking. I've never known sleepwalkers to talk. Because that's pretty impressive that you can be in all those different states at once. Oh, I think I've heard of sleep talk. Oh, maybe I haven't. No, I've seen people like still laying down. Yeah.

Saying stuff in their sleep. Right. I had a college roommate who did that. Didn't love it. No. But sleep, you're talking, walking and sleeping. It's a lot for the brain no i i've i've no because you so whenever caitlin like would sleep talk sleepwalk you would never be able to talk to her

we would try to talk to her but she wouldn't say anything back oh really just standing there all creepy and freaked us out i remember my cousin cory sometimes when i would sleep over at his house and he'd go to bed early he we'd be like cory you're sleeping he'd be like he'd start crying be like what tonight not no i'm not cory go back to sleep okay and then you're like go back downstairs yeah one time you like got in the shower no way yeah that's awesome he's here the shower start go over. Is that a shower? Why is he asleep? Gosh. Anyway. Wait, speaking of showers real quick, I was on Zillow right before we came over tonight. And I'm swiping through this one house.

I'm thinking about renting. And the pictures for the most part look normal. And then I get to the picture of the shower. And then it's like a vertical picture. I'm looking at it on my phone. And it's a Snapchat. It's got the Snapchat print on it. And it was like, yep, two of them. it's just it's a snapchat uh like it's got like the snapchat like print on it and it was like yep two of them it had two shower heads one up top and one like chest level just

like shooting out it was so funny it's like this dude just definitely sent this yeah it said yep in all caps exclamation point two of them i was like this is so great this is on zillow so i'm like showing isaac this is hilarious iillow so I'm like showing Isaac this is hilarious I keep scrolling through and there's a like a guest shower or something it's another snapchat and it says a seat in the shower winky face I'm like dude this guy

like screenshotted this definitely sent it to his girl and it's like I should put that on Zillow too probably you know what yeah I don't have a better picture so I'll just throw that one up there people People will get it. Oh man. Yeah. I saw it right before you came over. I forgot about that. Yep. Yep. Two of them. Two of them. Oh that cracks me up.

Yeah. It seems like a Kevin Malone thing or Creed actually. Only one to go. That's right. Only one to go. Oh wow. What were we talking about before that? Before showers? How'd we get there? We didn't. We just did it. We just got there. We just talked about showers. I was sleepwalking. was sleepwalking yeah yeah that's what it was i ever tell you about how one of my friends like pretended to sleepwalk in high school and like would like do crazy things

and see what his mom would get like i feel so bad for his mom you'd be like cleaning the ceiling like with with a like sweeping the ceiling and she'd be so sweet like not to wake him up i think that's what you do. That's a good break. Yeah. To Greg, to Greg, get him back.

Yeah. And just like, no matter what, do not break. I think I just go in his room. I turn on his computer, sit down, start gaming,

just put on his headset, start talking to no one. Superstore. On my left. On my left. On me, on me, on me.

Can I get a res? Revive me. Go back to bed. Jake, my bad. My bad my i'm in the wrong room that sounds like hattie okay it wasn't like hattie okay uh one last voice memo this week from izzy hey guys it's your girl hey guys i wanted to call in and let you guys know that you're the number one sibling bonding podcast in Kansas City.

Oh, just Kansas City. Ever since my brother and I started listening to your podcast, we've started actually getting along much more. Not Kansas State. And now that we're even states away, we still keep staying connected through texting about your podcast every Monday. So thank you for that. Anyway, I also had a fun idea. I noticed that there's a lot of stuff behind you guys in your studio on the walls. And I thought it would be a fun idea if you guys found some good royalty-free rap music and you rapped about one of the items behind you.

So you can just pick an item, preferably something we can't already see in the frame oh gosh and wrap away so better get going now uh bye-bye oh thanks izzy for asking us to do that that'll be fun actually it's cool two two voice memos in a row like siblings yeah i love that i love when people just convince anybody to listen to our podcast it's just crazy to me yeah like what what's your pitch like what's the sales pitch i would like to know because at first you got to go over the ghost hump no it's not no i know it's october it's called ghost runners it's not oh so it's like a fitness no no it's actually it's the opposite of fitness they don't do that um it's they drink mcdonald's every single episode

and yeah what do you say? Just two guys that talk about nothing. It's just like, just trust me. I think you have to end it with that. Just, just trust me. Just, just give it a shot.

Have I ever steered you wrong? Have I ever lied to you? Yes. Well, I don't want you to lie to me. That's a great line. All right. I typed in copyright free rap instrumentals.

Okay. Um, I'm like, this is gonna, there's no way this goes well. Like this is such a. That's why she wants us to do it. And it'll be pretty on par for the rest of the episode.

So that part will be fine. Oh, this is just such a hard thing to do. Pick out the object first. Oh, there's no way I can wrap up one object. I'm gonna wrap about all of them. Oh, okay. Sorry, Izzy. I can't talk that long about what a what a burger uh placard what would that even be called see i'm already starting what to call that place yeah placard sounds nice placard sounds

nice placard sounds like a very fancy word for it but did you ever did your high school ever have model un you know what that is probably but i didn't ever do it it's like a really nerdy thing i don't know why i did it yeah it's on parks Parks and Rec. Oh, is it really they do a model a UN episode me and looking back I think I did a good job getting the most out of high school like me and my best friend senior year He's got did American Idol with Don't tell me his name Casey. Good job. Thank you. Yeah, we did We just did so much stuff together. We did math competitions together.

I think we did a Spanish bowl once or twice and we did a Spanish bowl. What's that? Oh, it's a Spanish bolas. La bola de Espanol. What? What does that mean? It's if you need extra credit in Spanish,

you go do the Spanish ball. Okay. And we did model you in and it was great. I borrowed country. Were you, I want to say Japan. We were like a pretty big country and people wanted us to take it seriously. And it, cause it's the thing that you do take seriously. Like you have to wear a suit. People are like bringing in briefcases. It's like, when did we all become 38? Briefcases. Briefcases. Like a, yeah. Like with stuff inside of it. It was so just like, obviously if you're into it, it probably is really fun yeah but we were kind of there just to be goofuses i remember bringing my my sister had from which he was

little had a barbie laptop we brought that in we're just typing away this barbie laptop uh hang on oh japan is not ready to make a decision people like oh vote yes japan would vote yes yes we get it yeah it's supposed yeah that's i think we had fun though that uh on parks and rec andy becomes one of the like countries and he realizes like what it is and he's like i'm gonna trade all my my army away for a thousand lions or something like that so you can't take us out we have all these lions that sounds like something we would do too i actually now remember the wedding that i filmed like probably a year or so ago where the father the bride said yabba dabba dude and i guys i ran into a girl at that wedding and she's like jake

and i was like hey you look familiar i don't know you and she's like i don't know it was something in high school and then we trailed it back and it's like model you in wasn't it and i was like maybe she's like that's what it was i remember you had a barbie laptop i was like oh yeah if you remember that it was definitely model you in that was probably me then it was probably model you and there was not very many other times i used barbie laptop it was like one of the only times okay okay brad i tried to talk long enough to where you're ready to freestyle rap do you have all your rhymes oh yeah 100 oh yeah oh this guys this is gonna this is gonna go, this is going to go bad. This is going to go bad.

So how's this going to work exactly? I don't know. Okay. I don't know. I'll let you... I'll just go for a while. Okay, yeah. You go for a while and I'll see what happens to me.

This is going to be so bad. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. How's this start? Oh. Yeah. And we're not even listening to the beat first. Yeah. I don't even know what this... Oh, stop. How's this start? Oh. Yeah, and we're not even listening to the beat first. Yeah, I don't even know what this...

Oh, stop. All right. Donkey. Oh. Yeah, yeah. That sounded like a donkey. Yo, this one right here goes out to all the siblings that be bonding over our podcast. What's on the wall?

Pickleball. First place. You know who it was. Isaac and Jake. First place tournament. Branson Moe. When we show up, yeah, we run the show. 11-6, 11-7, and we beat them 11-8.

When we go home, say, man, we great. Oh, snap. To the left, there's a hat hat Got it on the freestyle rap no problem You know that I'm on it Check back what else we got Floating shelves I love floating shelves Custom made from Ellis Custom Creations

This beat is nice 5, 6, hit it This beat goes hard floating shelves go harder Hardwood Said this beat goes hard floating shelves go harder. Yeah. Hardwood. Said this beat goes hard floating shelves go harder. Huh? Hardwood.

To my right, what else on the wall? Looks like we got some little Russian dolls. You know what it is. Yeah, I'm loyal. MLB team, I cheer for the royals. Big little small up on the wall. I'm still talking about the Russian dolls Up top, looks like we got a tape measure

It gives Brad pleasure to measure little things, big things don't matter Check behind him, oh you know me Every Monday morning, slamming on him like Kobe Brian, up on the poster Up on the poster What else? What else? Got a Lowe's hat Base Up on the poster. What else? What else? Got a Lowe's hat.

Baseball on the shelf. Now I'm just naming things. Placard. Ellis, that's a great sign. Jayhawk phone? Jayhawk phone. Hey, this is a great beat. This is a good beat.

Sorry, I'm looking. Brad, you got anything? Jesus air freshener. I need to freshen my air. So I go to the Prince of Peace. And then I look, and it's got some fresh air. That's what I call Jesus Christ. Dang.

If you like to pronounce it that way. Uh-huh. Sorry about that. I'll try to do better now. First verse done, it was kind of whack. I think the problem is I need my head scratched. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Huh? Oh, yeah. What is this? Microphones and a picture frame? Who gave us this? I'll tell you their names chelsea blake and blake mckinnon coon yeah gave it to us not so soon it was a while ago yeah what else we got what do you say two different cups both from chick-fil-a hey that's probably enough right that's awesome that was the

song's over great that's probably enough goodness you did great thanks that was i feel like i didn't it didn't really make much sense that was amazing oh thanks i i could practice trying to do that for two weeks could not do that well i think you could do that i don't. Could not do that well. I think you could do that. I don't think so. Really? Not that well. I think I could get better. I think I could get better in two weeks, but I could not do that well.

I think you did great. Well, I hope after all that, I hope at least it was copyright free. They better not lie to me. Yeah, really? Because I want to make my blank amount of dollars. Am I going to tell you guys? Because it's so much.

I don't want to be bragging how much money we're making off of it. It's amazing how little money we make on it, honestly is it is crazy yeah you know hey but someday it doesn't hurt maybe someday someday yeah okay brad would you like to get to our review of the week yes yes uh my favorite one has to be the most recent one we got this um oh it wasn't today never mind whatever still the most recent one the title says where greatness is learned and couches are burned hey jake and brad here to let you know that wvu west virginia university i'm assuming does in fact have a reputation for burning things specifically couches bin laden captured burn a couch beat texas horns down burn a couch. Beat Texas? Horns down? Burn a couch. St. Patrick's Day?

Something is probably burning somewhere. That's the end of the review. It comes from WVU Aaron. So Aaron, that was really funny. It made me laugh. Too bad that wasn't for your submission to the Athleta joggers tank. You could submit it later, but it probably wouldn't make him laugh again.

Not as much as the first time, but maybe you acted out. If there's a couch burning, that would be, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's how to make me laugh. Okay, so the whole time I don't see the couch is burning and then it pans to the end. Everything's fine. Yeah. Yeah, you recreate the meme. Brad, what is your review of the week? Mine is from Miss Anna Klee.

Finally, a podcast dedicated to real, honest reviews of Amish jams, purses, and farm toys. She says, as I lay in bed, muscles aching, quarantined in my apartment, waiting to see if I contracted the dreaded Corona while I was photographing my last wedding. Photographing, probably. I'm brought to literal tears. Please.

I'm brought to literal tears as Jake and Brad on the fly come up with 16 CDs full of material for the long awaited scene. Now that's what I call Guder Dog. Amish jams, purses, and farm toys, volume one. That's so great. Now that's what I call Guder Dog. My stomach muscles hurt even more from laughing, but it was totally worth it.

These guys are the cheese. Brad is sweet and simple. Thank you. Like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that he has worked in a bakery before coming to the podcast. I watched that episode two days ago.

He has that kind of warmth please and jake will sometimes photographing okay i did one thing wrong okay this whole episode i've been i hit someone with my car okay sue me uh jake will sometimes start a sentence and not even know where it's going and hope that he finds along the way entire freestyle rap yeah yeah he seems like the kind of man who's running away from his responsibilities and it feels good. I cannot thank you both enough for not only providing this girl with some much needed snort laughs, but for your courage to run your own businesses and share your stories with us.

It inspires me to maybe quit my job. Oh, tell him. Quit your job. Quit your job. We need to have that on a shirt. Quit your job. Quit your job. Yeah. And then pay us money have that on a shirt. Quit your job. Quit your job. Yeah.

And then pay us money to buy it so we can be reinforced. This is a good idea for us. Yeah. This really worked well for us because you guys like us. I haven't decided yet. I'll let you know how it goes. OG Ghostie for life. Whoa.

With love from Anna, the Lady Baker from Cleveland. The Lady Baker. All right. Cleveland. That's awesome. Cleveland, baby. That was a really well-written review. That made me laugh. Very well-written. I'd like to give a bonus review

just because I like this type of stuff. I think one episode I asked for it, but it doesn't come often enough to where it still shocks me every time, right? I was like, just leave us a review to act like we are a podcast about something random. Oh, yeah. We just get them very few and far in between, but this one says, I've never been

so inspired in my marathon training. The parallels between paranormal activity and physical endurance that John and Sylvia draw are just incredible. If you, like me, are struggling to turn your 23.5 to a 26.2, this podcast is for you. I just had to give a shout out to that. That's so funny to me. I love that.

Definitely do more of those. Yeah, that's your humor for sure. I love that. Like, definitely do more of those. Yeah, that's your humor for sure. I love it. Like, that's something you probably, that was probably you. Yeah, okay. That was me. I have two phones. I use one for reviews.

One for the reviews and one for the. If you need vacuum repair, go to the Ghostrunners podcast. That'd be so good. I do love the idea of somebody like, like, no, check this podcast out. Like, brother, it's going to be great. And then you look at the reviews and that one's the first one they're like this is about this you lied to me it's like uh do i watching wedding crashers for the bear attacks like tell people okay i know i've

been hounding you about it but please give this episode of ghost runners like a listen like they talk about um they talk about different kind of cheeses and i know you love different cheeses like you're gonna love it and this all the time like all right when's the cheese segment then they go back to an old episode like that's the cheese oh that's the cheese that's what you meant by the cheese episode okay brad would you like to end this episode with a little jingle yep gonna have you take the take the reins on this one okay um for a number of reasons here okay so you don't know the song very well that's the main reason it's kind of a call and response so i say a line and then you would go you would respond what else you got yeah something like

that you will respond well i'll do it the first time and then you do it okay i'll figure it out can't wait to sing more oh that's loud holy cow whoa this is not the right version. No? I don't know. We can try it. I can... Yeah, it's going to work. Okay. It has 11,000 views, so... Everyone is listening to this awesome podcast now. Come on, Ghosties. It's the Ghost Brothers.

There's a new episode every Monday morning. Come on, Ghosties. It's the Ghost Brothers. There's a new episode every Monday morning. Come on, Ghosties. It's the Ghost Brothers. All the fans are called the Ghosties. Bray, Brad, and Jake are the co-hosties. Oh, that's a good word. So come on, come on, listen to the podcast with me. You gotta sing along now.

Come on, Ghosties. me you gotta sing along now come on ghosties and get up on your feet wear a stocking cap to sleep yeah yeah bitten by a tick can't have red meat now come on ghosties it's the ghost runners playing pickleball with friends no need to cheat now come on ghosties it's the Ghost Runners. I don't know this song. Playing pickleball with friends. No need to cheat now. Come on, Ghosties. It's the Ghost Runners. Making custom tables with slam poetry. Dance like everyone's watching, but there's no hurry. So come on, come on, listen to the podcast with me. Yeah!

Woo! How about that? That's good that that's good that's good hey i have no clue what song you've never heard never heard the locomotion i really thought it would ring some bells everybody's doing a brand new dance now come on baby do the locomotion that sounded more right that sounded better i started way too high no you've never done that to be fair that's not the original version it was like yeah i don't know it wasn't a uh monkey beat you know so it's a little different i like that for copyright free yeah i'm starting to wonder if that actually is copyright free. That was, that was pretty good. But okay. This has been episode 79.

I'm pretty sure if it's not my bad, you're fine. My bad. My bad. You guys, a lot of you bought just drinks merch. So thank you for doing that. You bought like you bought a joke. So I think that's funny that you spent money on a joke. So cool.

That's really cool. By the time this comes out, the fall merch is gone. Cannot have it anymore. like you bought a joke so i think that's funny that you spent money on a joke so cool that's really cool by the time this comes out the fall merch is gone cannot have it anymore no more merch for fall no more submerge no more submerge for now but just drinks merch maybe you go one more week on that okay i don't know just whenever whenever you guys want to be done with it yeah whenever you guys are done i'll stop yeah uh so yeah hope you guys have a good week don't forget to uh check us out on youtube to see a visual version of this or just instagram to see the clips that's a it's a good way to introduce your friends to the podcast there you go they're probably on instagram.com yeah share on the stories yeah that's some of our uh some of our best stuff is on there

and uh don't go to the post office guys i wouldn't you don't need to nope don't go to the post office bare bottoms at ups write that down You don't need to. Nope. Don't go to the post office. You can do your bare bottoms at UPS. Write that down. Write that down. Cool. All right. Love you guys. Thanks for listening.

Appreciate you. Bye.