Ghostrunners - 80 - Putting Our Nose On It

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

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Quick question, Jake. Random thought I had the other day. Does anyone do anything profusely except for sweat? Yeah. I've had this thought with the word, um, scantily. Scantily clad. Is anything else scantily? You're never scantily like, uh, heated up, you know, like, oh, I'm just like somewhat like I'm, I'm, I'm not too heated. Uh-huh. Yeah. Scantily clad. Profusely sweating. Yeah. Oh, I sweat profusely. You never be, you're never like, oh, how'd you sleep? Profusely brother. How about you? You know, the best part of the hike was we got to this waterfall and it was, I mean, the water was falling profusely. It was beautiful, Brad. Oh, the fall, it fell. Yeah. So profusely. So profusely. And honestly, my tears came down my

face pretty profusely after the sweat on the back, you know, like, like, yeah, you just, there's certain words that just like connected with other words. So I can cue any, you, you never see them apart from each other. Yes. Right. Yeah.

Right there. And if they are, that's like, what are you guys doing? That's a good observation, Brad. Thank you. It's going to be a good week.

It's a good week. Yeah. That's it. Episode 80. Start it. Come on. Hey. Fun fact.

I actually like always pull up the lyrics to this part because i sometimes forget our theme song yes that i wrote say oh i think i think that this type b means that it's going down on some random thoughts Some random thoughts on white meat Hey, I said it to Midwest, to Midwest Best friends eating fast food on repeat, on repeat So come on, let's have some fun and go ahead now Go ahead, Get on your feet Hey, yeah, hey

Cause it's a Ghost Runners podcast Every Monday morning Every Monday morning With Jake, with Jake Jake and Brad Every Monday morning With Jake and Brad Oh, yeah.

That one was nice. You like that one? Your voice sounded scantily there. I scantily sang. Yeah. That was the sweet spot there. Yeah, thanks, man. I literally, like sometimes I try to figure out the songs, you know, earlier on the week, I literally thought of this one as I was driving

over here. Like this one would be nice. Yeah. I was like, I listened to a random 2000s hip hop playlist past week while you were on the roof. Did I tell, did I say that you said it to me? Oh, I did. Okay. Okay. I made a patron. I made a patron video while on the roof as well. And so I didn't know if I said it during. Yeah. It like honestly was a great mood changer for me. Cause like I was kind of stressed on the roof. Catherine and I get a little heated whenever we do projects together on the house.

Uh, but I put on that playlist, had some one, two step go and had some, I like the way you move. Get busy. Go shake that booty. It was like, yes. yes okay we got this catholic it's like let's honor christ's birth with some you know lights on our house and some shut up on that's great personally it's funny that you're the same way too because i always get the christmas spirit with a little like little john the east side voice there's something about it it's yeah you know y Ying Ying Twins, the Whisper Song? Come on. Christ, boy!

What? In a manger? Hey, little mama, let me tell you about the virgin birth. Hey, little Mary, let me hear. Oh, good times. Good times. Anyway, yeah, we put up our Christmas lights this week. Christmas lights look good.

The deck looks good. Oh, the deck looks okay. It looks okay. How's the antenna? Because I left before the antenna was taken care of. Of course, like every other house project I, how does the, how's the antenna? Cause I left before the antenna was taken care of. Of course, like every other house project ever, it was a little bit harder than we thought. You're kidding. Yeah. We, you left probably around what? 430? Probably 430. Which is like, you know, the witching hour for the darkness. And so that's

when the witches come out. No, but like Isaac got up there. Isaac was the one that went up on the roof for the antenna thinking like, like Isaac's like, oh, I love getting on the roof, man. I'll get up on there. And I was like, okay. And by the time he was done, it was pitch black. It was so dark. But it got off that we have the antenna.

We had like an old school, like huge antenna on our house from when we moved in. Like imagine a picture in like an old encyclopedia. Like if you had the book D and you went to doppler radar and be like this is john yeah duluth with the first doppler radar in 1845 it looks like something used to measure clouds in the 1800s like i bet it was four to five feet tall and like four to five feet wingspan and yeah but surprisingly i thought it was gonna be really heavy it was crazy light crazy light crazy light like very aluminum minimum yeah so it got off easy once we it was just it was just really screwed in there rusted you should show it to your neighbor he would like to see it shimmer i think oh

henry yeah henry yeah henry uh texted me the other day and didn't text him back but he wants to know if i can make him some light switch holders, like things around the light switch. Huh? Out of wood. Yeah. Yeah. Just like engrave, like do a CNC machine to where you can put the light switch in there,

but make the rest of it like live edge. I'm like, I could do that, but that's not going to make me, that's gonna make me like $5, you know, like it's like one of those things where I'm like, Oh yes,

I could do that. That's your cameo to me. It's like, yeah, I could make a quick video. Yeah. But maybe I should spend my time on better things than this. Yeah.

Anyway. Yeah. We got the antenna down. We got a new deck. We got lights on the house. It's a new day at the Ellis household. Yeah. So should we should we talk about it?

Let's talk about it. We should talk about your deck. Yeah. A lot of people, a lot of people shy away from this, but I'm just going to dive right in. Go ahead. Not on this part. It's episode 80. I mean, we owe it to the people. We need to talk but I'm just going to dive right in. Go ahead, Jake. Not on this part. It's episode 80.

I mean, we owe it to the people. We need to talk about it. We owe it to the people. So we're watching the Chiefs game Sunday. The Chiefs won. The number one. Of course it is. Best team in the league.

Yeah, 100%. That's right, Steelers fans. Best team in the league. Yeah, look at the power rankings. Look at them. Look at them. Sorry. Sorry.

We're not sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. Nah. Sucks to suck. If you know if you know you know okay and go wow you recalled all of them from a long time ago uh let's do our episodes if you don't know what to talk about okay so sunday watching the chiefs game we get to see we're all at brad's house to watch it this is our first time seeing the deck

uh it looks amazing and it's a topic of conversation throughout the afternoon. It better be. Worked on it. Long enough. It is funny that you started working on it just in the worst weather we've had. I know. It's like rain, a little bit of snow, mud. Well, because the reason I started then, it was because I thought it was going to take

two days. And by the time Catherine would be back, it'd be done and be like, surprise, look at this fun deck I made. Not so much. So. Not so fun. No. But it's nice now that the deck is over with now you have nice things nice weather to enjoy with absolutely whatever so we're talking about it uh one of my friends uh lorna she goes catherine so do you like the deck and catherine's like you know i do i think it's really great yeah um you know we're so excited to, you know. Very complimentary.

Yeah. She said a lot of nice things. Yeah. But she did follow it up with, I will say it's not quite as big as I was maybe hoping it would be. Right. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Yeah.

Yeah. And so we were like, whoa, whoa, Catherine, you're not satisfied with Brad's deck? She said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I like. She put her Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. I like. She, she put her hands up. Whoa. Hey. Brad's deck is great.

Yeah. Okay. And I love it and I will continue to love it. Yeah. It's produced great memories. Yeah. Um, yeah. I mean, look at our kids.

Yeah. Look at our kids. I was like, you're not satisfied with the size of our deck she said that's not what i said yeah that's not what i said it's just there are certain expectations yeah that anyone would have right and like katherine i sent you i sent you ideas i sent you ideas on what this was gonna look like i sent you deck backs deck picks sorry i did i sent you plans i sent you what the what the deck was gonna look like she was in texas and she no everything's bigger in texas they say so whatever i think the image got enlarged well and to be fair it's more of a it's it's more of like a tan

like it's not like a uh like i think we originally had we had thoughts of like maybe we should paint it like what color we were thinking potentially paint it like a, um, like a pewter or maybe a black, like, you know, and, but she was worried about black, right? She was, she was like, well, like, it's really hard to paint over black. Like once you go black, it's hard to go back. Sure. And so I was like, okay, let's just do a deck in like a natural color. Um, that, that looks good and compliments our white house. So anyway, it was a good conversation and it was also pretty funny at the time. Oh boy. Yeah.

Good times. Kath. I love you. She, she, to be fair, she has been very like a huge cheerleader of the whole thing. She, she's been very, very big fan of the deck. I think it caught us all by surprise. Jokes aside, it was just that she even said that. She's like, oh, it's not quite as big as I thought it was going to be.

I'm like, oh, it's a pretty big deck. It's huge. It's 24 by 16. Originally, I was thinking it was going to be like a 10 foot by like 12 or 16. It's twice as big as I thought it was going to be. Yeah, it's definitely plenty big. It's definitely plenty big. Um, it's adequate and, uh, but, but that's like, honestly, like I love that about Catherine is that she job done, even though like, I think she knows and understands like social, like how it's going to make me feel

like she's going to be honest about it. Like she can't really help it. Yeah. Like, like even, even if she like has the thought and she doesn't say it, you can tell she has the thought like, and it's like, okay, what's going on? I would just say it. It's just not quite as big as I was thinking it would be. Anyway, but she loves it. She truly loves it. And I know you do Catherine. So I can tell we're going to have fun memories for years to come on it. Yes. Oh, okay. We'll move on from that section. Brad, how was your week?

It's been a good week yeah um i don't i don't know if i have much more besides the deck and the basketball sites yeah we won our basketball we won our basketball game yeah thanks to me and my one three pointer out of 19 i dude it was clutch though yeah it was clutch yeah uh So we won our basketball game by one point. So every point mattered, they said. And and so, yeah, we it was kind of a close game, but because like we played some pretty bad competition once again, and yet we barely beat them every game. There's a dorky looking guy, dude, who's shorter than everyone who has the dorkiest shot. Yeah. And he reigns at least five of them on us.

That guy is a financial advisor. I promise you his name is Kurt or Dwight or Kevin. Yeah. I would bet large sums of money that that's his name. He had like a comb over, but not much hair. He had so long of socks. They like knee high socks.

They were like soccer socks that he like, ah, I don't have any basketball socks. Let's just wear these. They were like the ones like compression socks like like a Yeah, you have bad circulation because you're 86 years old You should wear these socks like this guy reminded me like if you Like if you can imagine like a soccer game like there's the soccer players and then there's the refs

He looked like a soccer ref. He looks like a soccer ref Yeah It's just like he's not quite athletic enough to be on the field But he can run but he can carry that flag up and down and throw it up every once a while But this guy drained his shots. Oh my gosh. You know, like a typical basketball jump shot, you jump straight up and straight down. This dude jumped halfway towards the basket when he shot it. He went 45 degrees and like, like shoved it in every time. It was like, he stopped one foot, like one step too soon. And then just chucked it up and it went in.

Oh, it was, it was amazing. It was amazing. and it was infuriating it was it was like let that guy shoot Let it's like dang it and it's like that was his last one though. Let me see you next time That's like classic pickup like or like, you know rec league like oh that was a lucky shot But he's not gonna make it twice. No way and then this guy kept making them I was like, why are we losing to these people basketball is a sport where most the time you can't judge a book by its cover I was like I feel good about this. Yeah, not only the way it looks but yeah just the the sean marion shooting style i was like leave him over yeah there's no way there was another dude that was like i don't know for lack of better words he looked very irish yes like he just conor mcgregor

yeah he looked like a tall leprechaun like he wasn't he wasn't short but i was like that guy's not gonna beat us no way like let that guy shoot he tried to guard us a lot on full court presses though that did not work out for him i was like what are you doing there was there was one time i was pretty goofy this game and there was one time where i was just like hey this is my ball i'm not gonna give it to you like i think i just said that to him they did not like my uh humor very much though uh big eli did though they yes big eli there was a guy that looked exactly like Eli McDonald, but taller. Yeah. But the same schnoz, the same eyes, the same big old like chiseled face.

That guy had an interesting strategy, which in all my years of basketball, I've never seen. I had like a kick out three, like rebounded or passed out to me. Wide open. I'm going up to shoot it. And he just decides to say, okay, what is every cuss word I know? Yeah. Let's say them really quickly. It was amazing.

Yeah. He got them out. Yeah. You know, you know the words and what did you say to that you're like what do you call me yeah is that what you said i made my three so i feel like i could say whatever that was awesome what did you just call me yeah at halftime you're like i feel like the other team's just like cussing every time like i'm like it might be the whole team or it might just be that one guy because he was really bringing it. I think I saw that one guy. He just looks so much like Conor McGregor that I just assumed he was saying other things under his breath.

Maybe so. Yeah. Or maybe you could understand because he's got a little Irish accent. That dude. That's also I did not think we were going to talk about just the other men's looks for our basketball game so much. But he started. This is Conor McGregor. Yeah. Started off with dual mask.

Dual masks. Chiefs mask over an N95. Yeah. It off with dual mask, dual masks, chief's mask over an N95. Yeah, it was nuts, which if you're like, you know, to the point of concerned about COVID-19, probably shouldn't be playing pickup basketball. I would like stay home. I wouldn't risk it. I just stay home probably. So he double mask league, not like the lowest division. This is not where you risk it. No, you risk it. When you go to a chief's game, you want to go to your child's christening or something. Sure. Yeah. But not this yeah but not this man not this not this not not tonight uh so yeah he starts the game uh dual masking and then about three times down the court he's decided oh it's pretty hard to breathe yeah

he subbed out and then he came back in i was like is that the guy that just has mask on but this time has a mouthpiece yeah i think that's what also further enforced the conor mcgregor irish red hair lots lots of F bombs and a mouthpiece ready to fight. Can I shatter some, um, stereotypes real fast? I learned last night that guy is a dentist. Your dentist name is Clintus. How did you learn more information about the guy? Apparently that guy is a older brother. Somebody Isaac knew. So I was talking to probably listen to the podcast, talking to Kathy and Scott McDonald at dinner last night, we went over their house for dinner and they're like, yeah, I think he's a dentist.

So that's a think. Maybe I shouldn't say he's for sure a dentist, but we think. Huh. Anyway. Makes sense why you want to protect his teeth. Yeah, that made sense because it's very dangerous. Probably custom molded to his mouth. Was he also the one that tried to knock your teeth out?

Yeah. Why did he do that? Jake? I woke up the next day and like my hip was sore i was like why is my hip sore i was like conor mcgregor two weeks in a row jake's gotten kind of abused on the basketball court and not even like oh i instigated this i had this coming no like weirdly targeted like just like someone just was like i guess we're not playing basketball anymore we're gonna play football real quick i'm gonna go tackle you like two weeks in a row first week the guy

just what did he claim that he was trying to set a pick on you? And I was setting a screen. Oh, that's right. He tried to go right through you. Brad had some great, we both argued well against him. I feel like I was fired up.

I almost got in a fight on that one. I was on the bench and I got up and it was like getting in his face. I was like, what are you doing? He's like, I didn't hit him. I hit him with my arm. Yeah.

He literally said, I didn't hit him. I hit him. And I was like, okay, you hit him. hit him with my arm yeah he literally said i didn't hit him i hit him and i was like okay you hit him he's like he flopped he flopped bro and i was like no he didn't no his if he flopped he would have like your head like smacked against the floor i was like there's no way he would do that to himself in rec league basketball not worth it oh man yeah i was like he's my co-host in my podcast bro you don't understand someone i wore the uh the grkc shirt recently oh yeah um isaac and i were both wearing it while playing pickleball oh i love an accident yeah kind of a bummer yeah and uh of course the other guys

are like what's that shirt and i was like oh it's just this podcast that we both like who we listen to didn't tell him was ours but maybe he's listening now. I'd be like, no way. Dude, that's your podcast. That's the guy. He does listen to it, I bet. I do listen to it. I was telling the truth. Yeah.

Yeah. Just a podcast that I listen to. How do you listen to it? You listen to it probably when you edit it, obviously, but then do you listen to it again on Mondays? Once is enough. Here is what I do. What does Kelly say?

What I do is this. What I do is this. As soon as we're done here, I will upload the raw file. No effects, no nothing. Oh, yeah. To Google Drive. No pepper. No, no humble salt.

It'll be pod underscore 80 underscore mixdown dot mp3. Oh, yeah. The mixdown. Mixdown sounds nice. Mixdown's a cool word. Yeah, it is. I'll throw that on the Google Drive. Then on my phone, I will download it offline.

Of course, just, you know, I will download it offline. Of course, just, you know, never hurts to be safe. And then throughout the next few days, I will listen to it while I'm driving on Google drive. And I have a system. Is that why they call it that? Oh,

I thought it was like, because you were like driving towards goals. Oh, Google drive. Cause like you're, that's why you drive. You, you,

you're in your car. That's why you do it. I always wonder why it like sometimes it's kind of spotty when I'm at my house. But then once I get in my car, it's like, oh, yeah, it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to want Google Fiber if you're in your home. Google Drive in your car.

Oh, and then Google Cloud is what you do when you're in your airplane. Yeah. Or a helicopter. Let's not discriminate. Gmail. If you're in any kind of post office, any kind of parcel service. Right. If you're at or, you know, UPS store. Sure. I would recommend that yeah i don't know yeah just the more you know okay but

i am where am i at you oh i have a little system yeah so mixed down offline when i listen to it let's say i find a part that i want to edit out i'm not doing anything editing wise now obviously i'm driving so i will take a screenshot within the Google drive app. Okay. Within the Google drive app means make some sort of edit here. Go back later and look at this. Okay. But if I'm like, Ooh, good clip for Instagram, then we go home screen.

Wait, wait, wait. So then I just like, I lock my phone and I can see the, oh, cool. Where the time is at and screenshot it there. Okay. So then usually Friday night, I look through my screenshots that I get on my computer and find like individual timestamps. Fun Friday night. Fun Friday night. It's usually at 2 AM. Like, gosh, I haven't done this yet. Dang it. I got to do this soon. And then I text Justin individual timestamps of like edit out 1308 to 1328 okay um gotcha instagram clip this whole section whatever okay

that's the the thing i love it i love that it's fun that's how the sausage is made that's how the sausage is made that's how they made the sausage i think we're tonight we're going intermittent voice message yeah let's do it why not we got a bunch of them here we go jessica modine hey jake and brad this is jessica again giving you a little update on my Billy Ray Cyrus predicament I was in. Here we go. Thank you for the puns, guys. It very much helped. I was in the same boat as you.

I also only knew that Billy Ray Cyrus sang Acre Break Your Heart and was Miley Cyrus' dad. So when he came in this last week, I just hit him immediately with an Old Town Road pun because he asked me where something was. And I said, I think it's off of the Old Town Road, which he kind of like smirked but didn't say anything. And then when he asked me, what do you suggest, the fried chicken or the meatloaf? I was like, why not both? That's the both worlds. Are you referencing my daughter's song? And I was like, I don't know, man.

I'm just trying to do my job here. I got to go put this in. Oh, you gotta own it. You gotta own it right there. Anyways, guys. Yeah. Thank you for everything. Love you.

Bye-bye. Wait, is that real? It's gotta be. Is that real, Jessica? We are affecting Billy Ray Cyrus. Billy Ray Cyrus asked you, look you in the eyes. First of all, what are these objects? Fried chicken or meatloaf?

Yeah, that's like really like what you're trying to say like earlier best of both worlds like he literally was like asking the opinion i feel like billy ray cyrus is old enough to know don't get the meatloaf no meatloaf if you get it at the right place is nice i'm telling you meatloaf is gonna come back it's the new like pumpkin pretzel meatloaf is the new thing it's the kombucha of solids yes that's what they say it's the kombucha of like non-vegetarian non-like health freaks yeah i didn't mean to say freaks no people people californians i can't believe i mean is that real hey waitress which of these two options should i get i'd say get it both best of both worlds yeah like that like she he literally was like alley-ooping that to you. Like, just dunk it in, Jessica.

Gosh, I hope that's real. I hope that we inadvertently did something to Billy Ray Cyrus' life. Oh, man. That's cool. Yeah, that is cool. If anyone else consistently runs into celebrities,

please send us a voicemail. We would love to affect them in any way. Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, Jessica, I'm going to need to find out how legitimate that was. And keep going.

I always trust our patrons, our podcast people to always tell the truth but especially our patrons oh yeah 100 ghostwriters.com uh that's not it they'll figure it out no fine i just google those words uh let's do one more real quick what's up bacon drad this is madison from akron ohio aka lebron james's hometown it's kind of a big deal anyway i liked the idea on one of the previous podcasts when someone used voice memos to correspond with someone that is not jake or brad and so i wanted to ask a question to the i'm down boys the idbs so to the idbs we would i would just really like to know what the most idb thing you've ever done is so please respond via voice memo that would be great okay uh but then the second thing goes to you jake and brad i'm a little salty i didn't win jake's insta contest

for the leggings and tank top and so i just wanted to know what you guys would have done to win this contest. For all I know, Jake, you won your own contest. I don't know. But anyway, I figured this would be talked about on the pod. So if you could just let me know, that would be great. Have you officially decided a winner? I did tonight on the way to Chicken and Pickle, but I have not had time to upload the winner in the honorable mention.

But yes, it has been decided. Okay. And it wasn't me, and it wasn't Madison. Tell us more. Was it a good video? Yeah, it was. Because you got a lot of submissions. I did.

It was a lot of time spent watching a lot of below average videos for the most part but whatever it was still something different um but yeah one girl hit me with one that was just uh pretty funny it was just short and quick and it was an office reference so i was like you know i'm a sucker for that it was something like hey did i something how did i go did i did i miss the athletic giveaway i cut a chunk out of my sports bra for nothing and she but she held up her like sports bra that she actually cut a chunk out of that's pretty good wait what's the office reference in that oh you don't know that one that's what made

me laugh so much is because like i was like oh is she gonna say this when they're doing the raid on utica dwight's in the back he pees into the can and he says i cut a chunk out of my oh for nothing for nothing okay okay it was his uh his back deck yeah yeah yeah i gotcha um so that was the best one and then well runner up gotta go shout out rachel miller she's a she's a ghost runners listener yeah uh she put hemorrhoid cream on her face there's something never seen that before no i hadn't you you would not pay enough money on cameo to get that probably. I was telling Trey and his wife, Katie, they were asking about it. And I was like, yeah, there's one girl put hemorrhoid cream on her face.

And Trey's kind of laughing. And Katie's like, that's not that uncommon. And we were like, oh, really? You put hemorrhoid? She's like, no, I don't. I don't. But like, it can help with puffiness. And I was like, oh.

I feel bad for girls that have to know that kind of thing. Right. You know? Right. Like, if my eyes are puffy, it's like, oh, I, I feel bad for girls that have to know that kind of thing. Right. You know? Right. Like if I, my eyes are puffy, it's like, yeah, sorry. They're a little puffy. That happens. Just woke up.

So that's just what I do. You know? Yeah. And like, yeah, girls, we love you for you. So much maintenance. Yeah. From a cultural stand, like cultural expectation. I don't know.

I like my girls puffy. I'm here to say, Hattie, if you're puffy, I love you, baby. Stay puffy. Yeah. Goodness. Puffy 2020. That's who I'd vote for. Puffy have 2020.

Apparently Hugh Hefner's dead, by the way. Yeah. I did not know. He's pretty dead. But then again, Loki, I don't think he's, I don't know if he's alive or not, but I think he's fictional. He's fictional. So it's still a good idea.

It doesn't matter. He does have a soul. Yeah. I will say, I think Katie was more talking about her, maybe her, or like former modeling career. Maybe it's more common there. Okay. Okay. To throw some hemorrhoids on your face.

Fair enough. Fair enough, Katie. Fair enough, Kathleen. But yeah, so much so. I remember one of my first times filming a wedding and I see the bride. This is kind of before she's gotten ready. She has what looks like Drew Brees eye black under her face, kind of.

It's like these white strips. Those like peel things. Right under her eyes. Kind of like a, are they kind of like crescent shaped? They're crescent shaped. I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

And I was like, what is that? But I didn't ask. I just kind of assumed it's got to be for like eye bags. Yeah, I think maybe so. I don't know very well either. Catherine,

she's just naturally beautiful. She actually has this stuff. I don't know what it was. It came in one of those things called FabFitFun, I think. Oh, wait, I have. Yeah, keep going. She got one of those from a friend or something, and it was called Glow Milk. Oh. I don't know what it is exactly, but it just rests. Honestly, when I'm going number one in the bathroom, it's right there in my eyeline. And so I just see it and I keep thinking I need to make a Patreon video where it's like, you're telling me I have to glow? Remember that?

I have to glow? I have to glow. Glow milk. That's funny. Glow milk. What about you, Sideburns? You want this glow milk? I'm milking here.

I have to glow? All right. Anyway. What did Madison... Oh, if we... So yeah, shout outachel miller also shout out dang it i was gonna play it on the podcast but i didn't prep for it i sent you a text i don't even remember her name dang it but you know who you are someone went through the

drive-thru oh yeah and did like a ghost runners kind of jake themed drive-thru video maybe i could find it in our text or if i could play it to jake yeah was it in our text or uh instagram dang it i don't know i'll look in the text or Instagram? Dang it. I don't know. I'll look in the text. You're looking at text too. I don't know, Brad. Oh, Brad. I don't know, Brad. I'm looking through our text. I don't see it on our text. Okay. I'll go to Instagram. In the meantime, what, what would you have done, Brad, to try and make me laugh? Honestly, I can't think of anything right now off the top of my head, but I, I really like was going to try to submit something. I was kind of expecting it. Catherine would enjoy these things.

I'm sure she's small. She's not that puffy. She can fit. She's not. That's right. She's puffy 2020 though. Um, but I literally don't think I had the creative time or energy to spend on it this week.

Um, so I'll just say something else that's kind of in the same realm of not having much creative time. I was really impressed by your rap this past week to the point where, and you were like, I think if you tried hard enough, you could do that. Oh yeah. And so I was like, okay. Like I drove down to past South of Olathe the other day and I was like, I'm going to take like 10 minutes and see if I can just listen to a random beat and rap about things I see. Yeah. And I'm so bad at it, dude. Really? I can't like get the words out fast enough. Like, like I can get the, uh, syncopation and stuff. Really not like it's, if I could think of words, it'd be really good,

but I'll just find myself being like driving down the interstate. Yeah. Like I'll, I'll like be saying sounds, but they're not words. So, uh, maybe that would be my submission, I guess, trying to freestyle. It was just like a really bad failed attempt at freestyling. That's why I love what Trey and I do at his live show where we're singing freestyling. We have so much time. Yeah, and there's like little instrumental chord breaks in between. It's like almost too much time. I'm like, can we get the BPMs up a little bit?

Sure, sure. Yeah. Anyway, I found it in our DMs. I can't remember her name. Maybe it's in this TikTok screenshot or whatever. But let's just listen to this drive-thru thing. Oh. Looks like we've got zero for a zero stack.

She's at McDonald's right now. Yeah. There's no one there. That part alone already made me laugh. Hi, what can I get for you? Hi, do you have Just Drinks here? Just Drink? Yeah.

Like what kind of drink? Like Dr. Pepper. All right, 108 Second Window. Oh, actually, I'm going to get a few more things too. Oh, okay. Let's see. I would get a burger, but I'm allergic to red meat. Nice.

So I will do a McChicken for my poultry of the week. Nice. With extra pickleball. You said McChicken with extra pickle? Yep. McChicken doesn't come with pickle, first of all. And then maybe a side of fries. And do I get a sauce with that?

Yeah. Okay, do you have any Amish jam? Do we have what? I'll just do ketchup. Ketchup? Yep. Anything else for you today? Nope, we'll end it with a jingle and call it good.

That was great. End it with a jingle and call it good. That was great. End it with a jingle, baby. I love it. I can see the TikTok screenshot says Kath and Jame underscore road to fame. Her name is either Kath or Jame. Shout out you. You did it. Good job. That was the

Ghostrunners first place. That one made me appreciate you listening to my podcast runners specific contest that would have won it yes um can i send you something so good job will you play the 10 second mark of this harrison the other day was like talking about just drinks and he's like every time you guys talk about just drinks it makes it reminds me of this clip oh sorry stop well i'll give you the reference. OK, we can watch the whole thing.

Maybe I don't know if it says bad words or not, but it's from the other guys. OK, the beginning with Samuel Jackson, the rock after they like just, you know, got some really big bad guy. Yeah, they're cops. They just arrested someone. It's like they're having a press conference on the steps of whatever the courthouse or whatever. And like 10 seconds is is what Harrison harrison i'm so excited for this yeah but yes dancing in high school free hot dogs for life

no drinks no drinks no drinks that is funny i can't do it. He strikes his own. No drinks. No drinks. Yeah, that's what Harrison always thinks of every time. Dude, Harrison is so incredibly talented at movie references. That's so funny. Like specific movie references.

Okay. That's so funny you say that because literally just like we just hung out right before this. He's in our Bible study and I had a reference and Catherine got it. And Harrison was so frustrated that he couldn't think of it. Really? See if it's, it's like the most obscure random reference from this movie that we probably all love. But do you know this reference off the top of your head? Yes, daddy. Oh, oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Yes, daddy. Yes, daddy. Oh, dang it. Cause Catherine or hattie not katherine hattie earlier was like yes dad and harris is like oh that's awesome i was like yes daddy oh remember the titans yes yes it took a while it took a while yes yeah harrison was like oh this is bothering me this is bothering

me so much and like all like other people were like well do you want us to give you a hint do you want like brad give him and harris like i don't want to hint. I don't want to hint. I just want to figure this out. He literally like went outside and was like pacing, thinking about it. Yeah. It's Denzel Washington's daughter in the movie. Yes. Yes. Daddy. Yeah. Wow. That's a good reference. And he like, couldn't even Google it. If I was like, I'm not going to tell you Harrison, you have to either figure it out. Don't Google. Yes. Daddy. Don't Google it. Yeah. You're going to get, yeah. You're going to see different back decks probably. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. Anyway. That's awesome. Yeah, but typically Harrison is spot on with like, you know what that reminds me of? And then just something that I've never, like a movie I've seen but never thought about. Yeah. You know the closing credits of Billy Madison? It's like, no, I don't know what song was playing during that.

Shampoo is better. That's a funny story about Billy Madison. I quoted it earlier. Did you catch that? What about you, Sideburns? You want this glow milk when he's in the hallway? Oh, yeah. No milk will ever be our milk.

I, for whatever reason, we had that movie on VHS back in the day. Same. We went on a road trip and we borrowed somebody's like TV with the VHS and you could like plug it into, you know, the cigarette lighter and like the speakers were in the back of this TV. So like the speaker, the TV itself was like in the middle of my parents, you know, front seats. And I was in the van and I was, you know, right in the middle of it. And I was like, let's watch this movie. I've never seen it before. And I was probably like eight years old too young brad yeah not too young definitely under under 13 which is the parental guidance uh for 13 and up and so

like near the beginning of that movie he like is like doing a dare or you know that ding dong ditch kind of thing where he like lights poop on fire yeah and they're just a part of it like right at the beginning where he goes here here's a nice piece of blank. And my dad, what are you watching? What is this? We turn it off right away, but I didn't see Billy Madison until I was probably like 16 years old.

So fun fact, fun fact about Billy Madison. I, uh, well, yeah, I won't say anything. That's,

that's funny. I'm sorry. You didn't get to see that. That's okay. Tell longer. It really like after that, I mean, it's not the most appropriate movie in the world but it's really not that inappropriate it just has some language in it so yeah also kind of a little bit

on the same subject i kind of take back my uh what's the word subscription that's not the right word endorsement endorsement for workaholics it's pretty raunchy okay i still never seen it yeah it's funny but as the seasons went on i was like I don't know if I want to put my name on this as an endorsement. So what if you put someone else's name on it? Okay. Uh, it is endorsed by Harrison Pollard. Oh, Harrison loves it.

Yeah, he does. He loves that. He loves Borat too. So go, go check them out. Bring the family. Yeah. It's a family film. Oh, it's fun.

So anyway, uh, Brad and have an announcement. Great. Guess what? We think in, we think in, I don't know. Pepperoni. Uh, you miss pizza on Sunday night. What does that mean? Wait, you left, you left.

And then we took down the pizza. We had Sunday night pizza. It's different on Sunday nights. Dang it. I went and had chocolate milk from Chateau though. That's nice too. Drank it all before I got home. Did you?

Yeah. Like the smaller one though, hopefully. Nope, they didn't have the smaller ones. Yeah, like the- You went like the quart? Like the half jug. You dog. Yeah.

Didn't need to eat dinner that night. Didn't eat dinner. Didn't want to. Legit just had chocolate milk for dinner. I went to bed. Oh man. It was bed. Oh, man. It was awesome. Okay, sorry.

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that keeps happening. Yeah. Who is it out there? Who are you? Although the one DM we got today, I think, shines a light on it, which is pretty funny. Remind me. I think we both replied to it at different points of time. Oh, yes. Yes. That was funny that you replied and then I replied right after you. Yeah, yeah. It was great. Shoot, maybe I shouldn't read this because then Jake's going to miss it.

And so I had to reply. It was great. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Thanks. Thanks for not being upset. Uh, what was her name?

Lynn, Linda, Linda, Lydia, Taryn, Taryn, Linda, Terabithia, I think was her name. Lynn Terabithia. She said she went on a blind date and didn't totally work out, but somehow on the date they were talking podcast. And she mentioned that she listens to the ghost runners and yeah, things quickly fizzled out. They don't go on dates anymore, but I guess they still text.

And I guess, uh, this guy is probably listening to this episode right now. He's a huge fan. Yeah. So what up dude? What up man? If you went on a blind date,

then we're probably talking about you. And she lives in Texas, I think. Actually, I don't know. But I looked at her profile. She says she was an Aggie. So she at least went to Texas A&M. So if you went on a blind date that didn't work out with the girl from Texas A&M, because you probably were like, she listens to some Ghostrunners podcast.

Because she probably, honestly, it's probably our fault, I think is what happened. It's because it's hard to market this thing. And so then she just seems like a weirdo. Like what podcast do you listen to? I listen to this, like my favorite one, honestly, is this called the ghost runners. And it's, it's like these two guys and they just like talk about their lives and like, it's really fun. Like, it's like, okay, freak. Maybe try to keep the name from them as long as you can. Yeah. This is one of these guys, Jake and Brad. Yeah. Oh, awesome.

What's it called? Yeah. Okay. It's a comedy podcast. Uh, comes out every Monday mornings. How can I find it? Okay. So what, what's like the name of the show?

They're on YouTube, Spotify. I mean, you can find them anywhere. I'll just send you a link. I'll send you a link. Just click it without thinking about it. Just blindly click on it. Kind of like this date. Just kind of blindly.

You just say yes to it. Just swipe left or right. Whatever it is. Whichever one you would like. Yeah. That's what you do. Keep the name click on it. Kind of like this date. Yeah. Kind of blindly. Just say yes to it. Just swipe left or right. Whatever it is. Whichever one you would like. Yeah. That's what you do. Keep the name out of it. But she's like, I'm going to go on more blind dates just to advance the gospel of the ghost

runner. I think that's why our Mondays are keep like why our podcast keeps growing. Yeah. Is she is blind dating. Other people are probably dating and talking, talking pods. I think so. That's probably it. This, this time of year, you know, there's lots of blind dates going on.

Cuffing season. Oh, that's what that means? Where does that come from, actually? I thought it was when you don't pay your court fees whenever you get pulled over for having expired tags. And you get put in handcuffs? They cuff you, yeah. Huh.

I don't know. At first, I thought it was like a BDSM thing. Like, huh-huh. BDSM. Yeah. Yeah. I know what that means, kind of, but I don't really. Okay.

They wear handcuffs sometimes. Okay. But I don't think it's that either. I think it's like, I mean, I honestly don't really okay they wear handcuffs sometimes okay but i don't think it's that i think it's like i mean i honestly don't know really where it comes from it's like you're like ball and chain like you're cuffing them ah like you're getting hitched hooked hooked sounds like a bad word it does like hey man you hooked that girl ah dude hey she's a nice girl yeah she's a nice girl oh i meant did you take her to church yeah i did oh yeah we went to the hutch yeah it's the young uh adult ministry

that we have how's her hutch so uh she got a mom and a dad yeah what kind of hutch we talking about but really it's like it's like uh you know you know of, um, insurance policy does she have on her car? Is she liability only? Or is she like, she'll go collision comprehensive. What are we talking about? Comprehensive. She's got the,

she's got the good hutch. She's, she's fully hutched up. Oh my God. Oh, Megan. Oh yeah. She's full hutch.

Oh man. You should see it. You should see the hutch on her. You should see the hutch. It's 100 K slash 300 K. I don't totally know what those numbers mean, but I know it's like

decent. That's a lot for car. That seems like quite a bit. I mean, yeah. How many cars, you know, that are worth $300,000.

That's why, that's why I said she's the hutch for me. As soon as I saw her turn her in hutch, turn that girl hutch. We recently, uh, we have, we have a friend

and he was telling us his, uh, story of how he like got to know his girlfriend and proposed and ended up getting married. It's super cool. Can we tell it real quick? Yeah, go for it. Okay, help me out. I'm not the best at telling stories.

So he had just applied to go on this mission trip, like literally at like 1 or 2 a.m. in the morning. See? 2 a.m. in the morning. I didn't need it. Sorry.m. in the morning to see 2 a.m. in the morning. I didn't need it. Sorry. Um, applied and got accepted by 6 a.m. Yeah. And he's like, he's like a new believer. Like I just want to go on a mission trip. I want to capitalize on this excitement, you know, glory to God, you know, tell other people about this. So he goes on this mission trip to Thailand,

but before he goes on the mission trip, it's like the mission trip is an organization for 18 to 22 year olds, I believe. Yeah. People with good hoochers. So yeah, he is one of the older ones, 22 years old. Uh, his, this other girl will say, um, Emily, is that okay? We'll say, um, yeah, we'll call her Emily. Um, she's also 22 and there's not very many other like older people in it. So they get hooked up on like zoom you know whatever

linked uh facetime sure microsoft teams maybe maybe i don't know maybe it was skype hey you know it was it was a different time it was different and uh you know and it was like get to know people before you actually meet up so you can have a little bit of camaraderie beforehand oh and did they camarade he yeah he like talked to her on the computer and like was infatuated, fell in love with this girl to the point where that night, I believe after he talked to her, was it the first time? Let's say that. Let's say it was the first time for the first time on this video call, he wrote her a letter

and said, I'm going to propose to you one year from today. He met her at the airport, said like whenever uh he saw her you know like he was there like three or four hours earlier than she did she got there and was like just freaking out so nervous yeah saw her from across the way like finally like met her said he was like a clumsy wreck for like the first two months out of the six months he was sweating profusely let's say it he was sweating profusely yeah he was not scantily clad but no no no um you know he had the shirt sleeves on his he didn't he didn't have the cut off at that point ah take that part out justin um anyway but like they hit it off they finally went on a date i think at the end of the mission trip and then the crazy thing sorry

this is kind of a long story but the crazy thing thing is that he's from rural Montana, small, small town, very, very small, near Canada, Montana. And instead of going back to Montana after this mission trip, he decided, he's like, I'm just moving to Kansas City. I'm going to Kansas. I don't even know if they were technically officially dating at that point. I think they went on one date, but he's like, I'm moving to Kansas City to bag my dough. And so he's like, boom, move there. They dated.

They got more and more serious. And then literally one year later, he reads her this letter, gets down on one knee, proposes to that girl, marries that girl. Let's freaking go. That's so cool. Yes. And he's on our basketball team. It's the coolest.

Imagine having that kind of commitment and that kind of confidence running shooting guard for you. It's amazing. He made four out of his last four free throws. confidence running shooting guard for you. It's amazing. He made four out of his last four free throws. He won the game for us. Yeah. Josh. Let's call him Josh.

Let's call him Josh. It's an embarrassing story. So let's just own it. His name is Josh. His name is Josh. Yeah. Four for four. We call him Wendy's.

Wendy's. Yeah. Yeah. It was so cool. So anyway, sorry. That was just a great story. And I loved when he told it, Jake and Isaac and Harrison were just looking glossy eyed like, wow. That was just a great story. And I loved like when he told it, like Jake and Isaac and Harrison were just like looking like glossy eyed, like, wow, that's awesome. And Isaac literally goes, I need to start writing more letters.

And then we were giving Josh our time. Like, so how many, how many was that? He's like, that was like my 13th one. Yeah. So how many letters did you write? Pretty much anytime I meet a woman, yeah, I'll write her a letter. There's not too many of them in rural Montana. So like anytime there's a good looking one, I'm like, yeah, that's it. I cast a a wide net up there i've been fly fishing a lot anyway good time so anyway the whole reason i brought that up is since then brad has asked me several times anytime i'm around a girl anything hey you write that letter you think you're gonna i don't know journal tonight you're gonna write that letter you're from today what are you thinking yeah what

are you thinking you're from today you put pen to paper on that girl yeah how's her how's her what's it hutch how's her hutch yeah you got some ink down on that hutch or what you just pencil her in ink down on that hook that sounds like a rap like ink that hutch oh man anyway you know me i don't like girls that are butch i'm just trying to put some ink down on some hutch. Yeah. Yeah. Give me some royalty wrap free stuff. Okay. Uh, is it my turn or do you have more on that topic? I'm done with that. Okay. I have a small segment called, okay. Well I just, the other day I was at a home Depot and it was like, scan this QR code for this scan this for this. And I had a thought to myself, QR codes are one of the coolest pieces of technology that I feel like are very underutilized.

And they've been around since like 2012. Yeah. Like, like, I don't think I bet I've done it. I bet I've scanned a QR code five times in my life. I know. I don't know what noise I made. I mean, and I'm sure you're more techie than I am so I'm sure you've done more but seriously like for as great of a reference and like resource that is like it is so underutilized in my opinion

it's pretty cool and like it's cool to see apps try to take advantage of it no one's really using your vinmo qr code your instagram qr code but it is cool that you can snapchat gets used pretty often actually yeah uh isaac just recently made like a QR code, like engraved on his Spotify plaque and it works. Yeah. And it works. That's crazy. But like how many people are actually doing that? I don't know. So I actually, I then, uh, brainstormed a list of other cool technology things that either didn't pan out or don't seem like they're like actually doing much. So tell me what you think about it. Um, the first one, and I, this is an opinion, so I don't think Alexa and Google home are that cool or that like big, like, I feel like

every single big tech company has like made one of these things. Like they all thought like, this is a great idea. I don't feel like people are using them that often. Oh yeah. By like 2011, I was like, wait, Siri is not that cool of a perk no like i remember yeah getting an ipad 3 air or whatever came out the time because it had siri and then i mean two days into i'm like what was i thinking really i'm never going to need voice commands on my ipad yeah on your ipad for sure what was i doing i do like siri a lot but but that's connected to your iphone like a kind of is, but I don't know. I just, I feel like a lot of people have them. How often do people use them?

Trey uses it to turn his lights on and off. And I'm like, that's a really easy task to do with your finger. Right? Like you like walk past the light switch, but you're like, I want to use this thing. It's all set up. I mean, I might as well. Right. My parents love to use it, uh, to like tell jokes, like to the grandkids, like tell us a joke. And then they'll

or Alexa, what does a lion sound like? So they love it for the grandkids. But then it's always like the grandkids then learn how to use it themselves. They're like, Alexa, play whatever the Star Wars Death March, whatever they call that. This is going to go off in someone's house now. Maybe. And it'll and then like it'll play really loud. And then my dad, the whole time, who's terrible at technology, we'll just be like, Alexa volume to Amanda stop. And it doesn't ever work for him.

Alexa volume to, it's like, dude, just play it on your phone or whatever. This is terrible. So dude, speaking of a little fun, little perky perks like that.

Yeah. I learned a Tesla has this cool feature in their cars called the whoopee cushion, where they can, like, it's software. It's not an actual whoopee cushion, but whenever someone sits in your passenger seat, it lets out a fart sound. Please. Isn't that awesome? Yes, that's awesome.

Now, that's good technology. That is like R&D well spent. Right. We need this. It'll be good. Yeah. Because they can probably, yeah, it's pretty easy to detect when somebody's in that seat because they have to turn on the airbag or whatever for them so why not just make a noise

when they get in yeah love it bro uh okay so that's number one i don't know i have a few of these uh facebook portal is another one that i'm just like that was a pretty cool idea portal you know isn't that what it's called the one that's like it's like a video chat thing and a better like move along with you have you seen the commercials for that yeah you're so techie brad i think i tell you man i tell you every week have we talked about the other podcast no oh there's just an inside joke that one of my friends like thinks i'm like terrible at technology and that jake is like so much better than me which he is better than me but we're pretty close i don't feel like i'm like far and away like some old man with technology and so anytime i ever do anything like somewhat techie and Jake doesn't know about it,

I'm like, well, I mean, because I think he said I was a six out of 10. Is that what he said? Yeah. You're six out of 10 with technology. I was like, what? Frick you. Stink you. Anyway, Facebook portal. It's like, yeah, you like talk. You've seen the ads for them. Like they're like making dinner or something and like moving around

the kitchen and it like follows you. It like detects your movement. You haven't seen these. I don't know. I can't even imagine what you're saying. Making dinner. What is that? Kitchen? None of this makes sense to me. Is that where I put my cereal? Yeah. Uh, anyway, it'll just move around. So if you're like a little kid and you want to show your grandma, your dance that you're doing, you can move around 360 camera that follows you. I don't, I don't think it's 360 but i think it probably goes 180 180 270 what do you think 720p i think is what it said it's two circles yeah um so that's one thing you haven't even heard of it it did not pan out at all that's a great idea or a cool idea that's just like not necessary um a couple other things

the double-sided phone or like the phone that like folded up but had like multiple screens on it. Oh, yeah. Samsung's still working on their foldable phone. Yeah. I just saw one the other day that was like, yeah, foldable phone that those things aren't going to just unless Apple does it. It's probably not a good idea.

And I think Motorola just came out with a razor like the old traditional razor look, but it flips open, but they're both touchscreens. Cool idea. I bet I go five years without seeing a single person who has one, though. I would feel so dejected if I was one of those phone companies like, yeah, this is a really cool idea. That's never going to become more popular than the iPhone. It has to be.

Yeah. Dejecting. We don't have blue like lettering whenever we type our text messages. Our bubbles are green. Yeah. It's not going to work. Other ones. Movie pass.

Remember movie pass? Yeah. It was like 10 or $15 a month and you got to watch basically a movie a day, but it was like that was awesome But it was also the gold rush when that first yeah, then then that wasn't sustainable at all or something Oh, yeah, they were so that's kind of their own fault. It wasn't like that. We liked it as consumers Yeah, they were just hemorrhaging money pretty fast Which they should have put it on their face for a puffiness also does anything else get hemorrhage besides money and? Probably some things that we don't need to talk about but like you don't ever hemorrhage drinks no oh it's hemorrhaging those drinks hey we get some refills sorry it's been

hemorrhaging this i just want to go out and just forget about this weekend just like i've had a really tough week at work i'm just gonna hemorrhage some shots like no one says that we should maybe we should we should because since we hemorrhage so shots. Like no one says that. We should. Maybe we should. We should. Since we hemorrhage so many shots normally. Okay. This one's a little bit sad. Google inbox.

Our favorite piece of technology. The greatest piece of technology that never was, or that was for a while. Yeah. It was a great email interface that we loved, but did not. They took it away. Yeah. Remember Google Plus? That was on me yeah on me on my list i had google inbox google plus and google glass google glass google glass was gonna

be awesome that was like 2009 or something what happened that was such a cool oh apple's making some glasses that once they do i'm sure they'll be cool right but yeah i don't know what happened i think it was like all just uh what's that word prototype it was all you know yeah i remember seeing a couple people who had them but yeah i don't think they were like that great that just reminds me of so cool remember that time when you bought those uh snapchat glasses oh yeah i still have them in the console of my car really if you need them i was thinking about it yeah for all the snaps that i sent yeah it was so cool kinda it was a cool idea yeah yeah i remember I did a Craigslist deal wearing them. And so I was like saying really weird things while I was like buying some of

Craigslist for all my Snapchat followers to enjoy. And I would like go through the drive through wearing them. Um, yeah, it was always at night. It was like, this doesn't make any sense. I'm wearing sunglasses.

If you don't know, they were just glasses that literally could like, like attach, you know, via Bluetooth or whatever to your phone. Yeah. It was really cool. Yeah. Record your Snapchats are basically what you're seeing. So it was pretty cool idea, but it was also interesting. like like attach you know via bluetooth or whatever to your phone yeah record yeah record

your snapchats are basically what you're seeing so it's pretty cool idea but it was also interesting it recorded like the file like the aspect ratio of what you recorded was a circle but it was like a 1080p circle so you could like turn imagine like watching a video vertically and then rotating your phone but not losing any like there's no black space still. It was really fascinating. So it was like, oh, this is cool, but also not

because now I can't take this video and do anything else with it. You can't take it. Because nothing takes a circle. Right. It's not transferable. Dang it. That's probably why it didn't work.

Probably why they did that on purpose too so no one could take their stuff. Now they have like really boxy glasses. Yeah. They have 16 by nine glasses now. They were for three, but then, you know, that was 2003, so we upgraded them. Okay, last one

besides Google S was 3D TVs. I feel like that was like a thing. They were really pushing 3D for a while. 3D movies, like people were always going to see 3D movies. That's still kind of a thing, maybe. Kind of, but then I think people were like, hey, I'm tired of getting a headache. I'm kind of nauseated right now.

And the movies were fine as they were i forgot about 3d tvs you go into like the home furniture section of best buy and they're like have you sit down no enjoy enjoy it right it's like okay on this specific movie it's cool yeah but if i want to watch yeah if i want to watch dumb and dumber i don't need a 3d tv for this so maybe that this whole list is just a best buy on the whole thing poor Poor best buys is struggling right now. I think that's selling anything. Anyway, those are my, that's my random list. That's a good list of things that were cool that didn't really pan out, but they had potential

and they got us excited. It's like we need to utilize those. I know a lot of restaurants during the pandemic are doing it for the menus, but how, but I, I don't use them. I just Google. Like I'm just like, yes, forget it. I'm just going to Google it because the QR code sometimes doesn't work or doesn't connect right or something. Anyway. Really? I feel like it's like pretty like solid. Like I've enjoyed. Yeah. I mean,

I don't need to look at the menu. I usually just say like, Hey, should I get the fried chicken or meatloaf? Yeah. Right. But it's nice to know that there's that option of like desserts or something. Grilled cheese or yogurt or whatever. Smoothie, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it was. Yogurt bowl or grilled cheese. Well, lactose intolerant. So I'll tell you both. Let's go back to the uh ivms dinner man voice members what's up jake and brad this is lj again uh you might remember me from being the one who asked about your first words on mars oh yeah brad promptly responded not bad um but i'm here again with another question for you um so, so talking with my wife recently,

and I made reference to something I've heard on this podcast quite a few times that I hadn't really heard before in real life. And it's the phrase, uh, I've bagged my dough. And so I used that on my wife recently in conversation. I don't remember exactly how I said it, but you know, it came up that she's the dough that I bagged. Don't do that. Don't do that. I don't remember exactly how I said it, but it came up that she's the doe that I backed. Don't do that. Don't do that. She was really disturbed by that phrase. So I'm trying to explain to her what it means, but she is very concerned that I would think she's a doe that's put into a bag.

Yeah. And so I'm just wondering if y'all can maybe shed some light onto what exactly this phrase means. Thank you and bye-bye. Yeah. Maybe shed some light onto what exactly this phrase means. Thank you and bye-bye. Yeah, don't refer to your wife as any sort of animal. Not a mammal. Okay, like amphibians. Or like fish, like manatee. I'm sure any woman would love that.

Come here, you little sexy manatee. You're another word for a sea cow. Get over here. You look good tonight. Or just sea cow. Sea cow's good. Come on, sea cow. I bet you like to swim for a sea cow. Get over here. You look good tonight. Or just sea cow. Sea cow is good. Come on, sea cow. I bet you like to swim with a sea monster, huh?

Remember that line? Yeah, yeah. Kelly apologized to the man. Ryan, do something. Yeah. Okay. So just literally, I think, I'm not a big hunter, but I think bag your dough just literally means you killed the deer. I bought like a deer tag i mean really right like you buy tags oh i thought

you were joking like i thought you were just gonna say like like i paid this money and so now i get a dough like i thought you're gonna like it looked like you were going like this and then you're gonna take back sorry no i think like you have a certain amount of tags right for deer okay that's like a conservation yeah that makes sense yeah that's how they yes yeah back to you um and then after you kill it you say i bagged i bagged a deer today yeah and i don't think there's a literal bag i think now i think back in the day they're back in the day back in the day oh they had deer bags yeah they had deer backs back in the day yeah they did brad they did they did have you okay i have to tell the story because it's it's just perfectly fitting in here henry actually um wants to have the guy that welds things for me for my metal furniture

alice gets creations um he wants this welder to weld a winch onto the back of his truck for when he goes and hunts deer so he can get the deer like pull the deer up into his truck he's like because i go sometimes br, I go elk hunting. I go elk hunting in Colorado and those elk are pretty big. I mean, I'm talking 800, 900 pounds, Brad, you know? You know, so I can't, I'm, I'm pushing 63. I'm 64 years old. Do I love when old men say pushing?

Just say how old you are. I'm pushing. Yeah. Especially with a specific number. I'm pushing 63. Yeah. You're 62 then. So you're 62.

Okay. We're all pushing the next stage you don't need to push you know so i can't i can't lift that thing in there anymore so i'm thinking maybe i could get a winch you think you guys could do that for me brad i'm like i don't know this would be my first elk hunting uh winch request right but yeah he does good work maybe what'd you say you're pushing 63 okay you're pushing 63 let me think uh let me do the math on that it's 62 give or take a few months push up to 63 yeah yeah i think it'll work for him um so anyway he drives all the way to colorado in his truck i believe it's colorado it's somewhere

yeah yeah kills elk which is not allowed and then just like brings them into his truck and drives an elk and like a 900 pound elk all the way back to Kansas. Yeah. You're making me doubt a lot of this story now, but it's something, it was, it was some big caribou type animal. You know, I don't know if it was elk, reindeer, whatever. You know, it's Christmas time, Brad, you know, you got some nice lights up here, but you need, you need, you need a taxidermy deer up there. Okay. Okay. My son, he'll throw it right up there. Now I do like them lights, lights brad i mean look at them shimmer brad look at that shimmer look at them is that led is that led though because that's that's energy efficient brad i will say you better check your uh your amperage because uh that'll run up your bill yeah i don't know about that uh that amperage is really uh gonna gonna

break a few breakers the fuse on that uh oh the fuse on that okay but anyway uh the the bags of deer anyway i i think literally back in the day they used to like use a bag to like drag the deer back to the car or wherever what do they use now just the horns what if it's a doe the ears the ears you put your nose up but why would you kill a doe don't kill a doe i just feel bad you put the ears up the snout is that what you said put your fingers up. Why would you kill a doe? Don't kill a doe. I just feel bad. You put the ears up the snout. Is that what you said? Put your fingers up the snout and just drag them that way.

Not if they're dead. If they're alive. If they're alive. Come on. Let's go. I got you. No, I cuffed you. I cuffed you. Blitzen?

Blitzen. Come on, Vixen. Heel. Do not call your wife a Vixen either. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how it works. I don't think i ever want to touch

the inside of the deer's nose let's think about this okay you have a dead deer in front of you and you have to get it back to your truck surely they drive the truck out there can they not do that no it's in the woods how far uh half mile in the woods that's a lot of acres a lot of acreage okay and it's heavily wooded no. But there's feet to walk with. Honestly, thinking about this makes me never want to hunt, just for this reason. How do you get the doe out to the car? I think you just like shepherd with the one lost lamb, you know, 99 over here. You just huff it on the back and just walk it like a world's strongest man.

Yeah. You have to make noise over. Somebody here? Somebody's in the basement? No You have to make noise over. Somebody here? Somebody's in the basement? No, no, that was upstairs. It's coming from inside the house. I don't know how they do it. Maybe they just drag it.

Drag the hooves. Just grab a foot. Yeah, take the world by the hooves. I'm afraid it could be kind of like when you have milk in a bag and some cans and stuff. And you're like, I don't know if this plastic bag, one of these handles might give out yeah that's how i feel like with one hoof like i better go two hoofs like yeah but then yeah but then if you have like unequal displacement or something like you're pulling too much all of a sudden yeah you're just having the the leg just in your hand yeah you got a little wishbone action gone dang it shoot it's like bleeding

all over the place like oh no let's just keep this one here let's go find another one take the tag off of it yeah okay maybe we could have this one i don't know do some sort of ceremony with this one yeah try and see if he's got any friends in the area uh-huh do a quick do a quick call um i don't i don't know it seems like so much work deer meat better taste amazing it It tastes fine. I've had deer steaks. Deer steak. Deer steak.

Is that white meat? Surely not. I don't know for sure. Anything that's steak. You don't have chicken steaks. Chicken fried steak. What does that mean, by the way? I think it's a made-up word used to trick students. I don't know what it is.

Because chicken fried steak sounded like it was going to be chicken, and it was not. It was dark on the inside. Yeah. That's steak. I don't know what it is. Because chicken fried steak sounded like it was going to be chicken and it was not. It was dark on the inside. That's steak. I don't know what it is. It's probably like the same batter they use for chicken tenders on steak maybe. I don't know. Wasn't a big chicken fried steak guy back in the day. No, no one really likes it.

I don't know. Anyway, just bag your dough. Bag your dough, but don't say no, you're my dough. You're my dough. They're my bro. I've bagged you. You're my property. I paid for you.

I own you. I own you. I own you. Okay? I'm going to throw you over my shoulders if anything ever happens to you. Hopefully you don't bleed out by the time I get to the car, but I don't know. I don't know. Well, you don't know.

Yeah. Good job. One more voicemail. Hello, Jake and Brad. You may be wondering why this is not a human voice i am here to say on behalf of the entire upcoming robot armies of the future we all love this podcast we got here after listening to correct opinions when we take over you too will be spared we thank you for all the laughs you have given us we all want to know when you are going to see the I'm Down Boys.

The I'm Down Boys will also be spared. You have still not thanked us for the gift we sent you. His name was Patrick Mahomes. He is not human. Our question for you today is if you were stuck in a room with a character from The Office for 24 hours, who would be the best to be with and who would be the worst okay thank you bye bye bye bye that started off kind of weird but then it ended pretty strong that was nice like obviously like it's like overwhelmingly larger majority of likelihood

that that was somebody that put that in but what if that was a real robot they heard my comments last week about ai what if patrick mahomes is a robot too he's a cyborg it kind of makes sense i don't know it kind of makes sense yeah and they had to like fake his injury against the broncos last year like oh he got he got hurt but he's supposed to be out for like the rest of the season and then like he's practicing the next week three weeks you're fine They had to fake his pregnancy this year. They make them human every year. Some, some aspects. That baby's going to pop out completely white.

Yeah. It's going to be stainless steel. Yeah. It's going to be strong. Yep. Like a Jack Jack. Incredible. His dog's name is steel.

Oh, that's right. And silver. Oh, those are, those are robot names. Those are nice alloys, Jake. I don't know if they're alloys, but they are. Yeah, they are. They make spoons out of them. What was the question? Oh, office.

That's a fun question. And you did an office quote there, too. That was like, Pam, I'm sorry, what was the question? That is such a sweet moment. That's nice. That warms my heart. Season 3 finale. Come on. It's a date. It's a date. Iconic. Trapped in a room 24 hours best character

worst character okay so originally i was thinking best character jim i don't think so because i think jim would be kind of boring like he'd be very pleasant yeah i think he'd be kind of boring honestly best character michael i want him i want him in there for 24 hours I think that we would have some really good laughs yeah and I think I would get tired of them around hour 10 but then we would rally you know like a second wind kind of thing yeah because you're gonna you're gonna lose your fatigue as far as like

oh man I'm so like not into this guy anymore like this I was I was polite to this guy for three four hours and then it's like yeah now we're kind of struggling but then at the end you're gonna be like oh I get this guy now and I'm going to this guy for three, four hours. And then it's like, yeah, now we're kind of struggling. But then at the end, you're going to be like, Oh, I get this guy now.

And I'm going to love talking to him for the rest of these time. That's a really good answer. Yeah. What about you? Best? Um, I was like,

this is the same way. Initially. It's like Jim, Jim would be great. Yeah. They're the normal ones, but yeah, I don't know.

24 hours that you made a good point. It could be pretty boring. Yeah. I think I would like to get to know Kevin. Okay. It's like, I kind of know Kevin, but not really. I think it could I would like to get to know Kevin. Okay. It's like, I kind of know Kevin. Yeah. But not really.

I think it could be really fun to get to know Kevin. Yeah. Because he's got a little, too, I'm like, weirdly athletic in season one. Baller. Likes to cook in a band. Yeah. I think there's a lot I could learn from Kevin. Yeah.

He could probably tell you how to make like a nice chicken fried steak. Yeah. You know, how to, yeah, where he got his jump shot from. Yeah. You know, whatever. Yeah. I like that answer. Like, Creed also has those traits where it's like, I could probably learn a lot, but I might, like, Creed might got his jump shot from. Yeah. You know, whatever. Yeah, I like that answer. Like Creed also has those traits where it's like I could probably learn a lot,

but Creed might eat me in 24 hours. Creed would get smelly too. I don't think Creed probably showered the day before. We don't know the size of room. Yeah. Well, I'm imagining the conference room for whatever reason. Okay. That's the room I'm in with them, and Creed's just smelly.

He does not smell good. It's like, dang. And then after a while, it's like, okay, I'm getting a little warm in here and you're smelly. Those things do not go together. Who's your worst? Meredith. 100%. I think she's so gross.

Oh, I think she's so gross. Just like there's certain things about her that are just like, that is disgusting to me. It's not even that funny in the show sometimes to me because I'm like, you're gross. You're really gross. Mine has to be Kelly. Oh yeah. I would not want to be with Kelly for 24 hours. Yeah.

That's fair. That's pretty annoying. Yeah. Cause she would just, yeah. Say stupid things. I would just be so, yeah.

Just obnoxious. I get along with Meredith. She'd probably fall in love with you. Honestly. Write her a letter. Yeah. Right now. Get that journal out.

Yeah. Put ink down on her. Hitch. Could be fun. Anyway. Yeah. Right now. Get that journal out. Yeah. Put ink down on her. Hutch. Could be fun. Anyway. Yeah. Good question. That's funny.

Question from the robots. Good question. I'm down boys. Hey, we have a standing invitation. Come on. Like, let's talk.

Let's hang out. Come, come to us. Uh, no voice memos from this week. Like leave a voice memo, please. Like we want to hear from you every single week.

Yeah. Come on. Awesome. Uh, something that happened to me this week, Brad, i was leaving a parking garage at the plaza this week take a right hand turn behind me from my back i hear i listen to your podcast i was like did i hear that right i was like what she said i listen to your podcast i was like no way she's like standing in the corner of the parking garage. Like not by a car at all.

I thought you might come here. I listen to your podcast. Steel, silver, get them. But yeah, her name's Shannon. Okay. She went to SBU. Oh yeah. But we did not know each other then.

Okay. And she just says her and all of her friends listen to the pod. Oh, that's awesome. But I didn't know any of her friends. Okay. So I was like, really thought we're gonna have a lot to talk about couldn't find a lot of common ground oh that's the worst that's the worst when you really try like do you know this person oh that sounds so yeah that's what you always say you always say it when you don't

really know at all like i've never heard of this person in life oh that name sounds familiar like it's like it's just because you know someone else named jennifer that's a consolation prize like it's like you your participation trophy right yeah tom tom jackson i think i've heard of that guy same thing with like no i'm just an nfl primetime guy sorry have you seen uh whatever have you seen the hunt for red october i think i've seen part of it you haven't seen it you haven't seen it you haven't seen it you would know you would know if you've seen it yes that's the answer i think i've seen part of it. Nope. Which one's that again? That's with Robin Williams?

No. Okay. Maybe I just saw it when I was younger or something. You can just say you didn't see it. It's okay to not see it. You didn't have to see that movie. It's fine. That's so true. Yeah, it sounds familiar.

I say that all the time to people, especially when it's the third strike in a row. You don't want to just like, no, I don't know him. No, I don't know him. No. Okay, have a good day like no it sounds familiar yeah that's funny okay shout out shannon shout out shannon that's

awesome in a parking garage oh and you know how little i go to parking garages grad i am a grad grad yeah uh so that was really fun really uh fun happenstance really random uh i noticed just this past week when i was at chipotle um i normally do double a lot of things i double rice i double um my pico de gallo and i've i also do the little bit more challenge every once in a while you say a little bit more chicken um and just recently i noticed that i think that they sometimes punish me when i ask for a little like when i say like, I'll yeah, can I get double white rice?

And they'll just put like, just a, not very much white rice on. And I'll be like, actually, can I get a little more rice? Like, I feel like this one person like made eye contact with me and just gave me

like so much rice to the point where it was like, this is not going to be good. Nothing else could fit now. Seriously. It was like, you want more rice? Okay. Like,

and I, I think it was that time as well. Like they didn't give you a lot of cheese. They kind of just sprinkled on the cheese. And I was like you want more rice okay like and i i think it was that time as well like they didn't give you a lot of cheese they kind of just sprinkled on the cheese and i was like hey can i get a little more cheese like they like crumple it like they give me a whole dairy patch i don't know so it's just like what are you doing like they punish you so just be aware for that yeah like just be like can i get like three or four more grains of rice please like be very specific yeah when an even numbered amount of rice yeah in grains yeah i i noticed recently chipotle changed their checkout system a little bit yeah they have the new swiper uh yeah finally yeah but they don't have chips so no that's what they came out with now chip reader

they finally have it oh they do okay yeah it took forever mine does not have it still oh i love what companies are like they try to spin it like you're looking forward to it so much like chipotle for the longest time it's like we're sorry for the inconvenience but the chip reader is coming soon yeah i don't care i would actually venture out to say i like the swipe more yeah this is fine the chip is the worst it takes forever they're making it seem like i know you guys are wanting it and trust us we are trying to it's gonna be a few more months on the chip reader really difficult to implement this like is it yeah it's fine i trip or chipotle home depot and lowe's both don't have the uh

like contactless i was at lowe's today and they did it i'm up there tapping my plastic like a moron yeah does that happen to you often even if they do have like the tap, you know, whatever contactless thing. Sometimes it's hard to find the sweet spot. And so they're not like halfway through, like you're putting your credit card on top. It's like, you could have just put that chip in. So then you're like, dang it. Then you just put it in. Did anyone see me do that?

Yeah. That was a waste of time. Dang it. Gosh, why do I keep saying Chipotle? Everything's Chipotle. Home Depot and Lowe's do have e-receipts though. And that needs to be the norm everywhere. Everyone needs to send e-receipts.

I don't want any receipts, especially not to my email. Oh, every, not, not, not like Chipotle. Like they ask you if you want it or not.

And so at home Depot, it's like, yeah, I can either find my receipt and take back this tool that I didn't end up needing. Oh, that is nice. Oh yeah.

You just have the e-receipt. Yeah. There should be something like even I think receipts I'm coming up with is now on the fly, but I think receipts will go obsolete soon. It's amazing that they haven't like with all the go green and all that stuff, like a receipt should be something that lives digitally inside your credit card. You don't even need an email address, but a receipt is attached to your credit cards. When you go return something, you swipe your card. I could see,

oh, you did buy that. You bought it from this store. Now you may return it. They do. You don't even need a receipt. They do basically do that already that already did you know that like if you don't have your receipt like a lot of times i'll show my e-receipt just to be fast but you can also just swipe your card and they can look it up well great but yeah they still give you a receipt yeah i don't think we need it just needs to be understood maybe just like for business like expenses and stuff people give them but at the very least the next step is that each credit card is attached to one email address and then it's just like automatic that it's going to get sent there i just at least ask me if i want a receipt so often they just give me one i'm like i don't

want that i don't want yeah i don't want that you don't want that just get it out i don't want that you don't want that huh huh so uh shopping here um you're talking about uh what's her name shannon in the parking garage dog um shan shan wow that's why i should call her oh i like that shan wow shan wow that's nice uh i just wrote down that i'm at the point in life and tell me if you relate to this where every single person i meet i've met enough people in my life every single person i meet every single person i watch yeah on tv they always remind me of somebody else i know. It is easy to compare them to someone. I try not to because I want them to feel

unique and like an individual. That's not even it. I'm comparing them necessarily. It's just like, oh, you remind me of somebody. You're grabbing their face. Oh, your ears. Your mandible. It's soft like my brother-in-law. You got nice lobes here. What kind of hood you put

on that? Glow milk? Oh, really? really you tell me i have to glow um no seriously what what what conditioner do you use on this hair um i like to throw a little simba right across your forehead what you remind me of simba i don't know you have you have a nice uh you're symbolic um but i just think like literally every single person, I'm like, your mannerisms are similar to somebody and I can't quite put my nose on it. I don't know if you feel that way. Maybe you shouldn't try putting your nose on it.

Try putting your finger on it. Then you might find it. Oh, who are you? This is driving me crazy. Who are you? Is it put your finger on it? Is that the expression is not put your nose.

It's definitely not put your nose on it? Is that the expression is not put your nose on it? It's definitely not put your nose on it. Whatever you, if some people out there right now are like, yes. And maybe as a 60 year old, you're listening to this and you're like, yeah, I've been struggling with that for years, but it kills me. Like I meet somebody and I'm just like, oh, you remind me of somebody. Who are you? I need to put my nose on you. I, yeah. Who you with someone, you remind me of someone I went to college with. I can't quite put my tongue on you and I won't, but I think if I did, I could figure it out.

Yeah. Let me see. Let me get my elbow on you. Cause let me do that salmon thing between your legs real quick. No, it's not. That's not him. Oh,

Shannon from the parking garage. That's who you are. I knew if I tasted you parking garage, Shannon. Yeah. So anyway, anyway i i don't know put your nose on him i don't feel like you related that as much as i wanted you to no i did it uh but i can't believe you think the phrase is i couldn't quite put my nose on them gosh i you put your finger on it? Yeah. Imagine somebody just like, so, uh, yeah, this is, this is definitely cashmere. It's definitely cashmere. Uh, I don't know. I, yeah.

Um, it hasn't been washed. It's, it's, it's ring spun when it is washed. And, um, yeah, I would say, I would say she was here Tuesday. Chanel blue. Chanel blue is the perfume that she uses everyone go to this time stamp whatever you're listening to right now and go watch brad on youtube just rubbing that nose against the listen i know for a fact i know for a fact that it was jack and coke i'm just like a detective like what if it's what if like it was like a completely serious like csi show but there was like the main character's like ability was just to detect everything.

He didn't have any other sense. And so it all went to his nose. You know what? I'm gonna put my nose on it. Yep. Yep. Definitely. Definitely a broken deer leg on this.

There's deer blood. There's a deer blood here. Yeah. They bagged it. They bagged this. No. Yeah. Lock them up.

Cuff them up. Cuff them up. Oh yeah. Full circle. Double joke. Cuff them up. Yeah. Log them up. Cuff them up. Cuff them up. Oh yeah. Full circle. Double joke. Cuff them up. Anyway, put your nose on it. I'm going to Google it right now. If you can't place a smell, then it would make sense to like, Oh, I've smelled that before. I can't put my nose on it. But even then it's still a stretch. Yeah. Put your nose to the grindstone is a thing. Put your nose to the ground. If you're like a Native American hunter. Put your nose in your mask.

Okay. Yeah. Even what I said, that's put your ear to the ground. So I didn't even say it right. I was trying to help you out. Put your ear to the ground. Put your ear to the ground. Nose to the grindstone is like, let's get to work.

Like, I want to smell some grindstone. Yeah. That'd be fun. What's a grindstone, by the way? It's the dance that most of the kids at my high school did. Oh, yeah. Homecoming. Most of the kids at my high school did. Oh, yeah. Homecoming. Most of the kids.

Wasn't fortunate enough. Didn't get asked. Went with a girl from my youth group. Say, yeah. It was, they would grind and I would turn to stone, but did not get asked. Anyways. Looked fun. So that's a random thought for you.

Okay, we got a few more voice memos. Great. Let's get after it. Hey guys, this is Isaac from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, and I need your guys' help. So I'm the one that guessed what you guys looked like over Instagram a while ago. My sister Izzy sent you that video. So she's at Liberty University, and I'm at Lancaster Bible College. And after you guys mentioned us on the podcast, my sister only texts me or calls me if it has to do with Ghost Runners runners that is the only situation

and then you guys used her voice memo about the best friend pickup lines and most recently the sibling bonding that's what struck me to make this voice memo yeah because i think the power's gone to her head that's all she talks about i could be like isabel our cat just got hit by a car and she'd be like yeah but did you see see Jake's shirtless pics from high school? Those were crazy. And so, I mean, my question of the day is, how can I get my sister back? I just want to talk about other things with her and bond with her in other ways. And I figure since she's such a big Jake and Brad super fan, that you two are the only ones that can knock some sense into her. Thanks, guys.

Love the podcast. Keep it up. I'll tell you, the first thing I'm doing is deleting those pictures. Sounds like she's looking at those a little too much. Too much. Yeah. Delete them. From recently deleted and from deleted.

Double delete. You got to double delete. You have to. Marie Sharapova. Learned in Oklahoma. Double D those shirtless pics. Please do. Yeah.

I think there's two answers that I have. First is we could just like absolutely obliterate this girl right now and just like make her feel like we don't like her at all and just like be really mean to her, which I don't really want to do. I'm not a mean guy, but if we've said really mean things to her, she might be like, I don't want to talk about that podcast anymore. I just want to talk to my brother about stuff, but then she might not listen to us anymore, which we don't want that.

We need it. We need it. We need you, Izzy. We need you. So if you hear that, then you it. We need it. We need you, Izzy. We need you. So if you hear that, then you're definitely gonna keep listening. Um, option two. So option two would be basically the win, win, win. Okay. Um, where you basically do your own version of the podcast to each other. You have different blanks of the week and you just have a, basically a ghost runner structured

conversation. So you have, you know, what's your poultry of the week this week? And it's like, oh, you know, like I'm taking this class and I have this teacher, my chemistry teacher. She's just really my professor in college. I have a chemistry professor and there's really, you know, my pH level, they say it's not right, but I mean, it's a hundred point one. It's on the wrist. Yeah. And I don't know how it works. And so, uh, that's my poultry. And so you like get to know each other and get to know what's going on in their lives with poultry, with babe. Maybe he's got a crush. Oh, Isaac. Right.

Yeah. Isaac's got a crush on, you know, chemistry. Oh, you know, reversal. Yeah. Jezebel. Oh, nice. I just felt he's in Lancaster. Yeah.

There's some Amish there. And there's a girl named Jezebel who wears a bonnet to class. Oh, sounds nice. She does sound nice. Look at that shimma, Brad. Look at nice. Look at that shimma, Brad. Look at that. Look at that shimma on Jezebel. Look where she's riding that horse.

So I was wondering if you could just maybe go on a blind date with me. Like literally, I think we should be blind. Let's just wear Snapchat glasses. I just want to feel you with my nose. I want to see you. Is that cashmere? I don't know.

What do you think? Yeah. So that's what I think you should do is just have like a very ghost runners theme conversation. I think everyone should do that. That's basically, basically our podcast, just us hanging out and talking.

Yeah. Like there's a few times basically when we get here or when I get here every single week, we hang out and talk sometimes for a long time. Sometimes we're not that long, but there's lots of times in conversation where I'm like, Ooh, I don't want to ask that yet because I want to hear about on the podcast yeah so we are just having a

conversation as well so i think just have a conversation that's a really good suggestion however i do think there's a third one okay where isaac you just have to i don't know you have to come to the realization that she's gone and you're never going to fully get her back yeah to what she was yeah she's she's our sister Yes. It's very symbolic of when you go to college, you don't really ever truly come back home. You come back home for breaks, but you're

not. You don't live there anymore. You've sowed your wild oats at that point. She's pledged GRKC. She's our sister now. She's one of us. Gamma Rhino Kappa Chi. That that's right what's the r bro bro dang it i knew rhino probably wasn't right you probably though but you weren't positive i wasn't positive i don't think it's right it could be in there um yeah but i think just

you need to come to grips with the fact that she'll never quite be the sister you knew her as. She'll never 100% come back. No. I wish she would. I wish she would. That's another office. Anyway. But hey, thanks for listening, though. Sorry about your sister.

Yeah. Guess our truck. That's what Isaac also loved to try to guess, the kind of truck I had by the sound of it. Yeah. Guess that truck. Hey, Jake and Brad. This is Lucy from Arkansas. Right now I'm a senior in high school and I just love your guys' podcast. Oh, thanks. I think I've been a ghost running all year. It makes me so happy every Monday morning. It just gives me something to look forward to. Thank you guys for doing what you're doing. Brad, I know a while ago you made those jokes for the joke book.

I was wondering if you had any more for us. And if not, could you just make some up for me right now? That'd be great. Lucy. Thank you guys. Keep at it. This is great. Go Hogs.

I don't have many. I have 18, but I'm not even going to use them. Are they still hiring? No, they haven't in a long time, I don't think. Dang. Probably COVID. Oh, that's something I want to talk about before we get to the jokes real quick. Just a real quick thing that happened to me this week.

I go to the T-Mobile store because Sprint has merged. And I go to order the new iPhone. It's been out for a couple weeks now. I'm like, I'll just go to the store after the madness has kind of died down and just get one. And he's like, which one do you want? I'm like, a 12 Pro. He's like, which color? I'm like, I don't care.

Just whatever you have. He goes and looks like, ooh, we actually do not have any 12s at all in stock. And I was like, oh, that's fine. Just out of curiosity, why not? And he goes, low inventory. I figured. No, that's not why. That's literally the problem. And I like said it i don't know if

the mood i was ever just like oh you don't have iphones because of low inventory oh and then he realized what he said a little bit i was like i i figured that was the case do you know like why you don't have low inventory and then he said you're gonna hate this bad he said i mean you know covid i was like no amazon's Amazon's got it figured out. They came out with this after COVID. Like it was a thing. This came out two weeks ago. Like they shouldn't release it until, unless they have it, you know, under control.

Every iPhone has been made and manufactured since COVID. Like there's no more excuse with that. I mean, you know, COVID. Stop saying it. Yeah. It's just like like it doesn't work yeah no don't accept it anymore guys don't accept the i didn't want to i wanted to fight back yeah i have i have plenty of people at ellis custom creations i want to know when the tables are

going to get done i don't say oh yeah it's going to take a little bit longer because of covet you know go of it no i don't i don't i get their custom-made tables done right away in a nice orderly fashion it's very nice and it's very high end and you're going to have great memories with your family and friends for years to come. So shout out, shout out Avery Mac for the order. Let's go. Yeah. Nice.

Yeah. Avery Mac. Avery Mac 94. Return Avery Mac. Okay. Lucy Griffin asked for us some of these Laffy Taffy jokes we've written. We don't have any written, but we're going to go right now. Brad, give me give me a Laffy Taffy

joke about. Yeah, give me some direction about sunshine sunshine. OK. Sunshine. So I kind of always reverse engineered a little bit. This is kind of hard to do on the spot sorry uh sunshine sunny ray okay uh what's uh what do you call it when the sun was no longer allowed to do its job

what a ray ban nice okay okay okay uh okay you want me to okay uh give me one about um cereal cereal um who's uh who who's your favorite rapper in the morning who Who? Coco Puff Daddy. Come on. Hey, P. Daddy Holmes, let's go. Brad, your topic is- 2020, Puffy, 2020. Construction equipment. Construction equipment.

Okay. Oh, what do you call it? Oh, no. What's like- What's- How do you- What is the- How-

Who's- This is so bad who's the smartest construction uh guy no uh who's which construction equipment is the smartest which one the cranium ah that's good that's good thank you. Yours is about Italian food. Mine are all food based, apparently. Okay. Italian food. What did the waiter at the Italian restaurant say when the seats were too close together? What?

Oh, let me move right past that. Oh, yeah. A little discount double check there as he did it oh hey all right brad you're next randy moss used to go like this remember that i remember that no okay you did okay anybody out brad your uh next topic is about uh alloys oh okay alloys um let's see alloys al um what happens when silver when when silver gets burned what happens you have to put on alloy vera oh nice okay yours is about guitars guitars okay um how come the guy uh wanted to hook up with the girl while playing no no sorry sorry no no this is good this is good well okay sorry again how come the guy

the punchlines come to me instantly but i just gotta get there exactly you're like oh i get it cranium but where do you go with that yeah i just start my sentence i'm like oh no, I get it. Cranium. But where do you go with that? Yeah. I just start my sentence. I'm like, oh, no, I'll get it. I'll get it. Yeah. Okay. Oh, why did the guitar and the relationship both not work out at the same time? The guitar? Oh, why?

Because there were no strings attached. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good.

All right. Let's do one more each. Yeah. We're making five bucks every time we do this. Right. Someone pays us. Yeah. Someone. I think so. Brad, yours is about five bucks every time we do this. Right? Someone pays us. Yeah. Someone.

I think so. Brad, yours is about literature. Just all of it. All of it. Okay. Why did the librarian move to Norway? How come? Because she wanted to start a new chapter in her life.

Literature. Books. Well, come on. A new chapter. Is that a city in Norway? No. Oh, sorry. Just... Why did the librarian move new chapter. Is that a city in Norway? No. Oh, sorry. Just why the wide library move?

Sorry. Norway was a, Norway was a red herring. Red herring there. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I was like, man, I guess I'm not that familiar with the provinces. Huh?

Oh, that'd be really impressive if I knew Norwegian. Yeah. I thought it was like, oh, new chapter. Oh, it's a nice part of it. That's a great part. It's like New England. It's like, yeah, it's like where all, it's like, like you don't necessarily like get married and move there right away. But once you have kids and like a, you know, more stable

family, that's where you move. You know, buy a house, maybe move up to new chapter. Right. Get a dog. You settle down. Yeah. With the golden retriever, your Labradoodles, whatnot. Yeah.

New chapter. Yeah. So new chapter. Are we done? One more? One more for me. Okay. Um, yours is going to be about uh

pickleball pickleball yeah okay um let's see uh why don't i um like playing with women that's just that's the support the you have you You have no, there's no context to that. Like, you don't know it's a pickleball joke. It's like, well, I don't know. I like playing with women. Huh? Tell me that the answer is just like, well, I mean, they're, they're backhands often weaker. And sometimes they just scientifically, they're just not very, like, they're not quite as strong as men. So no, why don't I like playing pickleball with women? Why? Cause they can't stay out of the kitchen. Oh. It's a little sexist, you know.

Yeah, a little bit, but that's comedy for you. Hey, that's us. That's the Ghost Runners. This is us. This is us. That show, yeah, it's based on sexism, I think, right?

That's kind of their thing. That's their brand. Yeah, 100%. Okay, well, that is all the voice memos for this episode. That is all the Laffy Taffy jokes for this episode. So thank you for those.

Really appreciate it. Brad, would you like to get to review of the week? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Okay, cool. You want to go first or? Should I read the long one? Yeah, one of us has to.

The good one. Yeah. I put it on our story. We can popcorn it if you want to. We'll see how far I go. Okay. I got a sore throat. Uh-oh.

And a fever. The fever is fake. You got the the cocoa you got the cocoa puffs cocoa puff 19 yeah okay what a cool way to call it though like what if what if we just rebranded it to the cocoa puff 19 the cocoa puff 19 yeah yeah i got like it's like a really serious like some like, unfortunately I did come down with the Cocoa Puff 19. Um, but we're trying to, trying to get through it, you know,

Hey Brad, it's, um, never fun to send this text, but I know we were around each other a lot this week. Um, I'm getting my test results back and they came back positive for Cocoa Puff 19. So don't say it.

I knew you were going to say Cocoa Puff 19. You know what Fauci is saying now and why it got renamed to Cocoa 19 but i'm probably just gonna do a milk bath and um you know hopefully the rashes go away and i'll probably start glowing probably start glowing halfway through yeah you should probably probably get checked i'll get tested okay nurse in court marsh said hey guys i recently moved across state borders to be with my man of my dreams almost two years ago i'm a nurse and work long hours with COVID. Coke above 19 striking in my weird personality. I haven't really found many friends here outside of the typical friends at work who you really only talk to at work.

We just bought our first house and are doing a lot of DIY projects. So I'm listening through the podcast for a second time. Oh, nice. Last time, my boyfriend said in an innocent way. Why are you listening to that again? Why do you like it so much? Don't get me wrong. I like it, but I can never listen to it that much i'm with you man that

totally makes sense i didn't know how much this meant to me until i started crying i told him that being alone a lot here in the house and doing long projects alone was well lonely and that i felt like listening to you guys was almost like i was catching up with friends daily seeing what you were up to listening to you two sharing stories and laughing at inside jokes you guys truly make me feel not alone at this point in my life he was like i don't get it just kidding that's callback no but man my boyfriend was very supportive and he is from the area where we are currently living so it doesn't feel doesn't completely understand how i feel i just wanted to reach out and say that you truly are a crutch in this time of my life and that you make my days a

little less lonely thanks for everything i I plan to shop Ellis custom creations, love them up for something soon for our new home. Something small as I will have, uh, as it will have to ship to Massachusetts, but be on the lookout, Brad. Thanks again,

Courtney. Wow. All that is amazing. And it's in a five star review, which is super cool too. Like that's out there. That's public. Yeah.

Really cool. Courtney court Marsh. Really, really seriously. So awesome. I don't. Yeah. When I, I, you posted it on our Instagram story and I hadn't seen it yet when you posted it. I was like, Oh my gosh, it was so, it was like touching to me. It's very touching. Yeah. It was really cool. So glad that we, we hear stories like this a lot. Like after we posted on our Instagram story, other people were then like, yes, I totally relate to this. This is exactly me. Or, you know, Oh, I feel the same way. And I'm not, we're not trying to brag, I guess, but just relating to those stories is just so cool to us. So yeah, we're

so glad that this random silly thing that we keep doing is just fun for people and enjoyable. So, uh, and also I'll just give a quick shameless plug to Ellis custom creations. I'm starting a new Instagram account just for the holiday season called Ellis custom gifts. Okay. For people that might want things shipped to them, like cutting boards, customized things like that. So by the time you're listening to this Ellis custom gifts is live.

So check it out. That's big Brad making, making lots of cutting boards and stuff like that. I can customize them with names and everything like that. So check it out. Ellis custom gifts. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. I just, I's big, Brad. Making lots of cutting boards and stuff like that. I can customize them with names and everything like that. So check it out. LS Cosgifts. Yeah. That's cool.

Yeah. I was like, I don't want to flood. Yeah. It was just the way I wanted to figure out the efficiency and logistics of trying to sell all these cutting boards. It's way easier to just throw them out there on. Honestly, like a lot of girls do with like, hey, I'm selling my clothes. It's going to be a posh mark.

But if you want to click through the stories, you can see my stuff anyway. Kind of the same idea. Do you have any, um, giveaways you want to do right now, Brad? One, one lucky ghosty who buys a cutting board from you or follows you on Instagram. What do you want? What do you want to give? Uh, also putting on the spot. Don't feel free to do any of this. Oh, I'll let, I'll let you guys know in the Instagram story. I have ghost runners, uh, what the gift is. Cause I don't want to think about it on the spot. Okay. But something great.

Cool. Yeah. My review of the week comes from Fruit Tiger. Oh. This is a guaranteed laugh. I'm a new listener who came over from Trey's Podcasts. Notice podcasts as in like he has one called Do Less, God Bless that you should check out. I've heard.

Jake is so funny with Trey. Yeah. So I thought I'd try out Ghostwriters and I'm so glad I did. Yeah. You guys never fail to make me laugh. Such a welcome break from the craziness of the world right now. Thanks for the show. It's awesome. That was very sweet and

awesome of you. I love all the trickle downs from Trey. Trey trickles. I'll take the Trey trickle all day. Yeah, absolutely. Honestly, we need to... Fluffy fingers. Soon enough, you forgot why you even met Trickle down 100% so there's fluffy fingers And then there's also dink and flicka

I genuinely did not understand that he was Messing with Michael by saying that And so I had some black friends in high school That I'd be like what's up dink and flicka No Brad you're so white So white Oh it was bad it was really bad You threw him What's up, Dink and Flicka? No, Brad. You're so white. So white. Oh, it was bad.

It was really bad. You threw him one of my other favorite quotes. He's not talking to a black guy, but I think it's so funny. When Michael is talking badly about Ryan and doesn't know he's on speakerphone, and then he kind of gets caught, he goes, what's up, my brother? I imagine you saying that to your black friends in high school, too. What's up, my brother? Dink and Flicka, huh? D huh dink and flicka the funny thing was that my friend just went along with it he's like sure man yeah he's like yeah i get it i know what you're talking about you know

not uh but no those reviews are awesome it makes me like want to meet everyone who listens yeah on one end and it also makes me appreciate you brad it's so cool that we don't have to like right try for lack of a better it's just like it's so like this gives me so much like confidence and like i don't know it's like support honestly it's like this is so cool that people like us talking and i don't feel this pressure to like innovate or like do anything new or i mean we try to do some stuff new from time to time but it's like it's so cool that we have this audience from us talking and i appreciate it yeah it's from you and from the people listening it is fun but it's like it's so cool that we have this audience from us talking and i appreciate it yeah it's from you and from the people listening it is fun man it's just fun to it's nice it's easy just be ourselves yeah yeah cool okay would you like to end this episode with jingle bread i i

would i'm trying to oh i found it okay i don't have lyrics correct you don't okay good okay it's from emily well she had two different she accidentally posted this twice let's call her emily emily rudge or emily brown what are you oh she got oh well the song is to two princes so It's from Emily. She had two different. She actually posted this twice. Let's call her Emily. Emily Rudd or Emily Brown. What are you? Oh, she got. Oh, well, the song is to two princes. So maybe she's kind of got two princesses kind of thing going on. Two different last names.

Yeah. So at first when she posted this, I was like, two princes is a Prince of Egypt thing. I've never seen it. Oh, that's probably more my thing. Yeah. I was like, go ahead, Jake. Do your thing. So if you guys would like to write. Actually. Yeah. Quick was like, go ahead, Jake, do your thing. Um, so if you guys would like to write actually,

yeah, quick, just call out someone, please write us a closing jingle to something from the Prince of Egypt soundtrack. Oh, I would crush it. I would give you my best.

I would bring it. I would bring my best so hard. I don't know any of those songs, but I know one of them is like, yeah, through heaven's eyes. My gosh. Okay.

Okay. You ready, Brad? I'm ready. Sheesh. Whoa. Hey. Sounds like a Stephen Curtis Javits song.

Saddle up, saddle up your horses. Hey. Oh, here's the bar. Here it comes. Okay. Four, three, two, one. Say one, two. Ghost, he said it before you.

That's Jake and Brad now. Every, every Monday morning. Just listen close now. One eats chicken as his protein. No, that's not beef now. And this one wants a coffee machine. Ain't Mickey not beef now. And this one, once a coffee machine, ain't Mickey D's now. Hey!

This is where she wants you to scat, actually. Skibidibipop. Hey! Got a pickleball racket, that's what she said now. Got far in the office bracket, ain't that a win now?

Fresh plate. Your stomach will condone you. How about that now? Devil eggs. Jake, he will disown you. He'll drink water now. Listen Monday. Listen Tuesday.

It's a pot of loves you, honey. Can't you see? I ain't got no future or a dumb goatee, but I know what a ghosty lizard's ought to be. I know what a ghosty lizard's ought to be. I know what a ghostly lizard's ought to be. And if you, you want to call me poopsie, just go ahead now. And if you, you don't want to say whoopsie,

just listen up now. And if you, you want to buy me just drinks, just go ahead now. Alice, custom creations I think, get on your feet now hey let's custom gifts check them out on Instagram hey cutting boards mugs other stuff hugs all right yeah things that your light switch goes over maybe for Henry hey yeah I don't I'm on the thing oh yeah that's great um

what else just like any kind of placards that you want oh sure placards are fun four three two one here we go I want to go see sit before you that's shaking Brad now, every Monday morning Just listen close now One eats chicken as his protein No, that's not beef now And this one wants a coffee machine Hey, Mickey D's now Slap, hey

I don't really know the rest of the song But it's pretty much the same words over and over again Hey, yeah La-ba-da-ba-da-ba-sa-ma-dee-da-boo Sa-ma-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na we're getting yeah no we're good that's a good little drum i like the the drum break good drums i love that pretty well written for a song that i i don't even know how you sing a song like that that like i've heard of that song but i have no idea how to sing the verse to a song like that that you hear once every five years.

I know. I didn't even know the song was called Two Princes. No. Like I said, I thought it was Prince of Egypt or something. My sisters, I don't know if I've talked about this on podcast, but I feel like even though we're one year apart, I feel like we're so far apart culturally in our childhood. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Because my sisters were eight years older than me and 10 years older than me. Whereas you're the oldest in your family. So like, yeah, this was, this came out in the nineties, but I listened to nineties music.

Some, you know, whereas you were probably like, you know, not listening to anything like that. You were listening to Stephen Curry's chat. I was selling my horses. Yeah,

exactly. So anyway, it's a great song. Shout out to Julian Dana for the, um, intro into pop culture. Thanks JD. Yeah. Uh, she mentioned just drinks in the song and, uh, reminds me, anyway it's a great song shout out to julian dana for the um intro into pop culture thanks jd yeah uh she mentioned just drinks in the song and uh reminds me just drinks merch is done you if you

are planning on buying it sorry it's it's done now be retired for forever well maybe i don't know we'll see but it's done for now uh so and're going to be done with merch maybe for a little bit, but maybe, maybe some Christmas merch. Yeah. What do you guys want? Yeah. What makes sense? Both in articles of clothing, maybe in-

Scents. Like what makes- Scents. What makes scents? What makes scents? Yeah. So this is a Ghostrunners. Yeah.

This is a Ghostrunners incense candle. I think this is the inside of a Chick-fil-A bag. I would recognize that. Brad just makes like air fresheners that are just like scrap pieces of wood. And they say, let's go to Creations Ghost Runners. Let's go to some gifts. Check them out. Anyway.

Yes, let us know with a YouTube comment, five-star review, something like that. What makes sense with your nose? I know. Now you're going to hear that. Oh, and can we just say um right now we can say right now i don't know if this is smart so you can edit it out later if it's not a smart thing but we have patreon gifts for the 15 patrons oh yeah i said that last episode i think but we need their addresses i realize right oh yeah so if you're a 15 patron uh so that's

your address that's a good point just spoiler alert yeah good because because yeah we need them and we also had to figure out like are we doing it for all $15 patrons you know i just started i had an idea in the shower a couple days ago like there's tears to it like if you're month one yeah you get this but if you're like been there since the beginning you get this this and this oh gee oh gee oh gee yeah yeah cool one more plug for the page uh i didn't even tell you this brad okay so this is you hearing for the first time but my dad dad's going to be in town for Thanksgiving. Yes. Maybe we bring him on the pod.

Yes. And put it on the Patreon bonus episode. Let's have, let's have, I guarantee you one of the things we're going to do is a game where it's, we're going to have you close your eyes and you're going to think, is Jake's dad or is it Brad?

Okay. If I get one of those wrong, I'll give you $10. Okay. Okay. It's just going to be one word at a time then. Oh, did we talk about this on the podcast? How close I got to making 50 bucks off of you last week? Oh no. We do need to talk about that. That was so great. It happened so fast.

Roll her eyes at this so much. Yeah. We were, so we were at Culver's after the basketball game, Monday night basketball. It's a new tradition going to Culver's afterwards. Monday night football is always on. And it was the Giants and the Bucks. And the Giants were down by seven, right? Yeah. Or down by eight. Down by eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They were down by eight with like a minute left, two minutes. But they had the ball on like their 40-yard line, 30-yard line, whatever it was. They were driving. They had a potential to score. But the Giants are really, really bad. They shouldn't even have been in this game. They were like 10 10 point underdogs and their quarterback is a second year quarterback and just not not known for being clutch by any means he's like one in I think he's like one in

15 against all teams except for the Washington R words oh really like he's he's like four and oh against them yeah but one in 15 against everyone else he's so bad yeah he's like he's really struggled he's like Eli Manning if Eli Manning weren't good. And so right then we were watching it and I was like, I'll give anybody 1 to 10 odds on the Giants winning this game. And Jake thought about it for a second. And maybe they were even closer

than a 30. Maybe they were like in the 20. But I was so confident that Daniel Jones was not going to beat Tom Brady. Because they had to score and get the two point conversion and then somehow get the onside or win in overtime or something but pretty quickly you were like okay five bucks oh yeah and I and I said I'll bet any amount of money it'd be one dollar you know whatever and you're like okay five bucks we shook on it and literally the next well then you're like anyone else anyone else no one else wanted in on it no one else you and I literally next play Danny Dimes throws the back

of the end zone touchdown oh we. Oh, we were freaking out. And I was like, oh, crap. I'm going to have to tell Catherine I lost $50. I was like, I'm never betting on sports again. I said that on the podcast. I was never going to bet on sports again after I lost money with the Chiefs. Oh, it was awesome. Gosh, darn it.

For a $5 bet that I could have won. And so then they went for two. And do you remember what happened? I remember the eventual what happened happened but maybe they got it the first time i don't know but then there was like office of holding office of pass interference or something i don't know if that happened but whatever the last thing that happened was they call the pass interference on they threw it to the guy call the pass interference on this guy and then all of a sudden they waved off the pass interference oh yeah like like they should have

had another chance at scoring like from the one yard line to tie up the game but they all of a sudden just said there's no flag on the play and i was hyped and then i had to win on five freaking dollars it was so exciting for like 20 seconds it was it was a good time good prop we were all really excited except for brad brad was really bummed i was like gosh why does this happen Why did I do this to myself? So, oh, that was funny. Anyway. Okay. Well, uh, yeah. Bet your friends $5, win $5 and then become a patron and listen to all of our old bonus episodes with Catherine, with Isaac, with Ellen. We bought a limo and now, uh, with my dad here in a couple of weeks. Don't forget about Thomas Kennedy, the third. Oh, right. Katie's wife. Yeah, that's right. Husband. Hemorrhage cream.

Man, that episode with your dad's going to be amazing. I hope it lives up to the hype. I'm going to bring a bevy of questions. A bevy. A bevy, Jake. I'm going to be hemorrhaging questions. I'm talking 20 questions minimum. Minimum. I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to just, I don't know what the strategy is, like, as far as

like a reporter or something, but I'm just going to ask enough questions to where I finally hone in on the one question that I needed to ask in order to bring it all out. That was the question that made it all turn. There's certain things in our podcast that every once in a while it's like, yeah, we're not really getting anywhere. And then it's like, boom, that part was really good. That's all it took. Yeah.

We just need LJ Del Papa to ask what our first words on Mars would be. Right. And then we got this great inside joke out of it. Exactly. Exactly. Thanks, LJ Del Papa. So I'm just going to... We can edit all of it, except for the good parts.

But I'm going to record for three hours. And then it's going to cut it down to a tight 45. Yeah, a tight 45. It's going to be hard. But... Oh, great. Well, a lot of good stuff on the horizon. A lot of good stuff.

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