Ghostrunners - 84 - Putting a 3yr Old in the Fridge

Episode Date: December 14, 2020

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Jake, how in the world do people in today's age still have blurry pictures of themselves on the internet? Yeah. Like it seems like you would have to go out of your way to do that. Like I, yeah, I'll, I'll get messages on people or on Facebook from people wanting to inquire about custom creations from Ellis custom creations and dot com dot com and Instagram and Facebook. And, uh, they, they're like, no, I'll, I always kind of just like profile them a little bit.

I'm like, literally I go to their profile and, uh, like sometimes it's like, how is this picture? A, the one that you chose? Yeah. You, you, this, it wasn't a Snapchat that just like got sent and you're like, I got to use this as my profile picture. It's the rules. That's ridiculous. B, it's just like, where are you buying this camera that allows you to take such a bad picture? Unless, unless it's like a family reunion, a hundred person like picture and you're zooming in on you, there's no way it should be that pixelated of you. Like a flip phone camera doesn't exist anymore. I don't think.

No. And if they do, no one's using them. Unless I would say this is like when I silenced a 800 person crowd in Knoxville, it is way harder to make 800 people be silent than, than to make them laugh. Yeah. And you found a way in 2020 to take a mobile picture. Blurry generally.

Like, yeah, I don't know how, how it happened. If Parkinson's is involved. Sure. That's fair. Sure.

Anything else? I don't think it's fair. I think that's the only excuse you have. Yeah. You should have like one of those stickers that says I have Parkinson's on the bottom of your profile. Like a student driver or baby on board. Yes. That's it. Oh no. I see excuse you have. That's, yeah. You should have like one of those stickers that says, I have Parkinson's on the bottom of your profile picture. Like a student driver, her baby on board. Yes.

That's it. Oh, no. I see what you mean. Like the Facebook profile picture. No, like the sticker. Like that you can, you can do like Facebook profile. Like support France. Like, like I stand for Paris.

Yeah. This one just says, I have Parkinson's and it's blurry. My body, my choice, my blurry body. My Parkinson's. I can pay paradise and put up a parkinson yeah roll it I think I think that this I beat means it is going down on some random thoughts on why me to me was best friend ain't it fast food on repeat come on So come on and let's have some fun. Go ahead, get on your feet.

Cause it's the Ghost Runners Podcast. Every Monday morning we're taking a ride. Every Monday morning it's the Ghost Runners Podcast. I am losing the melody, yeah. Cause it's the Ghost Runners Podcast Every Monday morning Every Monday morning We're taking breaths Oh, I'm screwed

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Good, man. You went to KU game yesterday. Yes, dude. How was that? Let's talk about it. That was kind of out of nowhere, I feel like. Yeah. First home game that they allowed fans in all year.

Cool. They played number eight, Creighton, number five, Kansas. Oh, Blue Jays. I didn't know they were that good. Yeah, they're real good. A lot of Kansas City kids on the team, apparently. Okay. So yeah, let's talk about it.

So my dad, for the first time ever this year, bought season tickets. Okay. Great, great year to buy season tickets for the first time. Yeah. It's like when you plan to go on a nationwide comedy tour. It's a good year to go out and do that. Get a bunch of for the first time. Yeah. It's like, uh, when you plan to go on a nationwide comedy tour, it's a good year to go out and do that. Get a bunch of people indoors.

Right. Like get really, really excited about something. And then just like, yeah, you might not be able to do it anymore. Um, and so anyway, he is able to still have tickets.

It's like this weird first come first serve kind of thing. Anyway. Um, but I think the stadium holds 16,000. There was only 2,500 people there yesterday. So it was just really odd because I mean, I'm very biased, but I think Alan Fieldhouse is known for how rowdy it is, how crazy it is. At one point, I think they held the record for the loudest ever, like recorded noise

at a basketball game. Okay. I don't know if that's still a record that they had, but they had it back in, oh, 2011 or something like that. Um, anyway, but so like, I don't know about, I guess when you go to Arrowhead as well, like you feel this sense of like ownership over if the team wins or loses a little bit. Do you feel that way?

I definitely feel like you're, you're cheering loud on third down and then, you know, they get a false start. Like I helped the team totally. And, and like KU is like known for like their home court advantage, same way with chiefs. And so like if they lose and you're there, it's like you didn't get loud enough. I could have done better. Seriously. I feel that way every time. Like, I'm like, I have a responsibility here to be loud and maybe that's a little bit extreme, but I don't know. That's just my sports fandom. And so yesterday, especially there was only 2,500 people there.

And I don't know how many friends and family they let Creighton have, but there were too many of them. There was multiple times where I was like, this feels like a home game for Creighton. That's not fair to the Jayhawks. It was weird. Because seriously, it's like this huge home court advantage that they didn't have anymore.

And we were kind of in like, however, I don't know how it happened, but we were in the Creighton section, I feel like, a little bit. Okay. And my dad got a little testy a few times. Like he like passive aggressively, like Dean, that's classic Dean for you. He kind of just passively aggressively, like, like they'd be chanting defense, defense, you know, like, and smacking on the smacking on the, you know, bleachers and stuff. And they were loud.

And KU would score like a big bucket or whatever. And my dad would go, yeah, defense. I'm like, dad, come on now, come on. I don't like that. It was a little intense, but he didn't like his turf being, you know. Oh, I don't like this. It was pretty funny. It was just like, okay, dad, okay, let's just cheer for the Hawks.

Let's go just only positive stuff, okay? Yes, every time they scored, I would get rowdy. I would make sure they knew that I was cheering for the KU Jocks. You did your part and they won. So you did do your part. They won. Did you see how they won? No,

they were onside kick. So they were tied up. KU hit a three pointer with 10 seconds left. Grayton went down, shot, shot a three pointer to tie the game up, missed, but got fouled.

That's, he never fouled jump shooter. It was, I thought it was a pretty bad call. I'm biased obviously. So whatever. First two late or first two free throws in last free throw guess what happens missed it oh so they won by one point literally and they got fouled one second left so that was pretty much the game yeah missed the free throw they kind of tipped it up around for a little bit

and then the game was over so it was kind of a wild it was a weird thing for multiple reasons there was like no band there there was there was like four or two yell leaders two cheerleaders like in this like little corner of the stands go all or nothing and they were like don't have two it was it was it was interesting uh but yeah it was still it's still still fun it's still beautiful so still a cool experience yeah and then afterwards we went we always go to like this uh we go beforehand. We go to this bar and grill called set them up jacks. Okay. Um, it's, it's just a, it's, it's a very mediocre bar and grill. Um, you know, they just serve bar food. And, um, anyway, we had this waitress and she was nice and stuff, but she kind of, you know, waitresses flirt with you a little

bit like, Hey, sweetheart. Hey hon, like, hi, how you doing? You know, whatever. And here's my number on a napkin. Yeah, sure. Stuff like that. And it's kind of like one of those things where it's like, that's kind of like, and my dad even said it was like, she's, she's saying sweetheart to you a few too many times. And I was like, yeah, you know, she's just working for a tip I guess or whatever. And I thought to myself, like, maybe it should be more of like a ping pong kind of thing. Like, like kind of like Andy and Dwight, like with the owing thing, like you owe me, not you owe me back. You know,

like I'll repay you. Oh, that ties like a little cricket. Let me fix that. Yeah, exactly. It's catty. You don't want to walk around all cattywampus,

whatever. Um, I was thinking the same thing with her. So like she calls me sweetheart. I'm like, no problem, babe. You know?

And then, and then she says, thanks darling. And I say, you bet sugar buns, you know, and just like, Oh, hi. Uh, you know, beautiful. What's up? There's my little corn tortilla. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They like that. There's my, there's my spicy, spicy sandwich. Yeah. Speak in like restaurant terms. Hey, there's my four pronged fork. Yeah. Let's,

let's 96 now. I don't know. What are you to say what's what's the word for nick something 96 yeah i know those are the wrong numbers dang it edit what's hey what's the word shut up i don't i don't want to talk about food terms no there is there's a food term like heinz 57 that's what shut your mouth uh a1 steak sauce nick's something at a restaurant number there's a number for like yet monsters inc 86 80 86 the mayo like you don't want you don't want mayo they say yeah 86 the mayo really yeah i was close it sounds made up i know it sounded made up and it sounded like whatever blah blah i think even the google search now on your computer was made up just like let me just like hit some buttons oh i was close it was 86 shoot you're like i literally just googled 86 please please have something anyway uh that's funny i that went off the rails a little bit i didn't mean for that

to happen i remember one time uh in college we uh we were messing with some guy like in the hallway or something and then like the ra was coming so it's like quick like get back in the rooms and like act natural okay and i remember i acted like so me and this guy run into a room it's not even our room but we're still trying to act natural and so we do our thing I would love to watch you act natural by the way yeah so then the RA leaves and we just get so tickled thinking back to what we each did so like my friend Lewis is like did you you just fake asleep like on this bed like there's no covers on me i was just on like this maid bed on the comforter just like planking yeah basically no that's just how i nap and then i was like dude look at your laptop he opened a laptop and he was

just on the google home page and he was just scrolling around just google and now just up and down like yeah like barely hitting the top and the bottom like barely scrolling oh that's funny oh yeah it tickled us so much that's how we we both did such a terrible job of acting natural just like let me just peruse google uh yep 86 oh yeah it's a mayo thing okay can i tell you actually where this might have originated it's kind of a fun fact may have originated um the possible origin stems from the prohibition era at a bar called Chumley's, located at 86 Bedford Street in New York City. To survive, many speakeasies had the police on somewhat of a payroll, so they might be warned of a raid.

In the case of Chumley's, it is said that the police would call and tell the bartender to 86 his customers, which meant that one, a raid was about to happen, and two, that they should all exit via the 86 Bedford door while the police would approach at the entrance. That's kind of of cool welcome to history with the ghosties i know that is cool yeah so that's good fun fact so my blender got that got us there dude prohibition is very interesting sorry yeah let's let's speak about that i just know this is very interesting to me i it's like the speakeasy thing like i know that like it's a leak it was illegal and stuff but that just is so interesting

to me. Yeah. Like, I wonder if someday, and I'm not trying to get whatever about it, but like if marijuana is going to be like legal everywhere five years from now and people are going to like, kind of like revere the speakeasies of marijuana. Like, oh yeah. Back when you go to school, it's rooftop and like, I used to deal drugs in high school, just marijuana.

And I was so scared all the time. Like, that's crazy. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure that's what it's going to be like. That's not me telling. Yeah. That's not accurate. That was a hypothetical in the future.

I'm just 86ing you. Okay. I gotcha. Yes, Josh. You pulling my 86. Yes, waitress. Yes. Anyway, prohibition.

Yeah. Interesting times. Where are we? What was I going to say earlier? You were going to say something about something. I was going to say something about something i was gonna say something about the word blunder uh and our friend harrison who is trying to convince us that there's another word for blunder but i don't think i don't think i want to go there it's even more

inappropriate than 96 so there's no way he's right and neither one of us even budged for a second he's like is it yeah we can't really talk about it without saying it so forget it yeah uh it's it's funny to like try to convince somebody that like something's true even when it's not like apparently gunner was telling me earlier we were talking about deodorant for whatever reason um i forget what exactly gunner said about it but he's like i don't like oh he said i don't sleep on my stomach because i don't like deodorant on my pillow or i don't like armpits on my pillow and i'm like how in the world do you sleep like do you like i got his arms way up here anyway um but then we talked about deodorant and he's like uh my cousin or somebody convinced him

back in the day that women's deodorant worked better than men's and so i guess for a while maybe gunner was wearing women's deodorant i would believe that really have you ever put on women's deodorant no okay i've had you a couple times. She's like traveling or whatever. I don't have some crap what that sound that Was a text message whoa that was like weirdly ringy dingy dingy ringy dingy dingy anyway I put on women's do it before and I'm like this is like Exuding my clothes way more than like men's deodorant does define exuding Like I can once I put on deodorant men's deodorant. I don't smell my deodorant does define exuding like i can once i put on deodorant men's deodorant i don't smell my deodorant anymore oh really part of that hey devil's advocate is probably some used to it

even when i switch deodorant i don't think a men's deodorant really like you know joins the rest of the party outdoors it stays inside but like women's deodorant i'm like i'm smelling this oh really my clothes still i have smelled my sister's deodorants back in the day and i remember them feeling very very subtle maybe here's a theory actually let's go and just chalk it up this is how it works okay men sweat more than women so in men's deodorant it's a little more like uh sweat protective that's like the main you only get so many ingredients i think in deodorant it's like three out of the four yeah you're only well that's like a thing like the fda only allows three uh no, four ingredients total. Yeah.

And who knows five years from now, they may change that. And we'll look back at this time. Like, oh, it's kind of the prohibition of ingredients. So they're thinking about potentially. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of things. We'll see what happens when the elections finally. So three, once they figure out actually the one, three out of the four ingredients are

just like sweat protection. But in women's deodorant, they're like, oh, they don't sweat as much. We can use three out of four ingredients just for the fragrance itself. Oh, and then one fourth of them is a sweat protection. Exactly. Okay. I think that's exactly how it works. And you read that somewhere or? I know Mr. Dove. You do. And he works on Dove for men and just Dove for the others. Oh, they're doing well. Yes. They're flying high. Yes. Good for them. Yeah. So I heard it straight. Not like that. Not like that.

Not flying high like the dudes. No, no. I just, you know, you hear something straight from the dove's mouth and, you know, that's the truth. Straight from the dove's mouth. Turtle doves. Yeah. Other jokes about doves.

That's good. So that's what I think about that. Okay. Good. Maybe Gunner is right. I think on everything, Gunner's right. I saw something this week, Brad, on like, like let's see i guess it would have been sunday i wrote this down because i was like this is kind of fun okay baker mayfield did you see his quote no after he won they asked him i don't even

know he won yeah baker mayfield had a phenomenal game he's been having a pretty decent season oh if you don't know baker mayfield's a uh Heisman Trophy winner as far as we know his wife doesn't listen to the podcast but but we love Heisman Trophy winners on this podcast we love all the Heisman Trophy winners yeah

quarterback for the Browns says Baker Mayfield was asked what's different with him this year versus last year are you preparing different you know what's going on why are you playing so much better

he said well whenever I'm about to do something I think would an idiot do that and if they would then I don't do that thing. He said that? Yeah, it's a direct quote.

So it's like, that's kind of cool. And then, let's see, what would have been two days later, after, no, one day later, after some classic Monday Night Football, Rainn Wilson tweeted, and you know, Josh Allen had a great game. I guess Rainn Wilson's like

notorious Seattle Seahawks fan. Yes. He was watching Josh Allen. He's like, I got to say, Josh Allen is my second favorite quarterback Josh Allen quote tweets him it says Assist assistant favorite QB or assistant to your favorite nice So a lot of quarterbacks don't on office references just this past weekend. The office is alive and well, man I don't I feel like Netflix always kind of teases that's going away. I never buy it. Oh this time. It's for I don't buy it It's definitely gonna Netflix for i don't buy it it's definitely gonna bring it netflix i don't buy it i guarantee you because of the peacock

thing because of that you think yeah yeah yeah okay well nbc i'll believe when i see it okay uh i'll believe when i how much longer do we have like a month i don't know i think so i think it always says it on there like this will be disappearing soon it said that about jeopardy too i'm i'm doing just fine watching those. Who is watching Jeopardy? Who is? Oh, Brad. You already did it.

I was like, I was going to make that joke. Yeah, Baker Mayfield, very average quarterback in my opinion, but I think his acting and like whatever, like he has fun persona. Like those commercials that he has are genuinely funny. Oh yeah, Hulu loves him. Yeah, not the Hulu ones i like the uh progressive progressive ones where he like acts like the stadium is his house it's so funny yeah yeah like when it starts raining and he tries to put the uh like covers on every single one of the chairs oh remember that one yeah he's like it's about to rain cover up the cover up the patio seats or something like that he's like you mean every stadium seat or i

don't know what he says it's funnier than it's funnier than when i say it you gotta see it you guys you guys just watch you'll you find it on nfl uh sundays one thing that i have been enjoying seeing is the ghost runners uh audience getting into your thought from a couple weeks ago of the facebook recommendations yes it's been amazing to see people jump on that train. We've got two things on our story right now about it. Yeah. Yeah. The best one was, yeah, they, a few different people. I posted one to my aunt. She did not appreciate it very much. She didn't, she must not be a podcast. She just literally said, thanks. Period. You've got one aunt who does listen one and who doesn't, I guess. I got a few ants. I think that listen, aunt Kay is not one of them. She's, she's the oldest. I don't know if she knows how to get on the podcast. She just knows how to repost other Facebook posts.

If you don't know, Brad was suggesting the idea that people are on Facebook all the time are always asking for suggestions and recommendations. What if we just start replying? I don't have any. Yeah. Especially when they, if they say like, I'm looking for recommendations about this, I don't, I don't respond to that. But if someone says, does anyone know where I can blank or does anyone have any recommendations for this? Then it's like a yes or no question basically. And so they're asking yes or no question. So I'm going to answer. Do you? No, I don't. I don't know. Not even a little bit. I do not. Um, so anyway, somebody said, does anyone have any recommendations for good podcasts to listen to? And that was the best screenshot. Cause they said, sadly, I do not like that. Uh, when I was expecting to see just our name, like, Hey,

yeah, right. Go start his podcast. I shouted you guys out on Facebook today, but no, I don't. We have so many great fans that do shout us out all the time. Like, Oh, love this podcast. If you're not listening to it, check it out. And this one did not do that. That's so funny. Yeah. So yeah. Thank you guys for doing that. That's pretty, that's pretty great. Oh man. Um, so you know that I've been working a lot this past week and kind of, kind of came to a culmination. Oh, whatever you want to call it on Monday. It was like my first two of my three orders were done on Monday. And so I tried to take a little bit of time, spend with cat or spend it with Hattie and take Hattie to the park. And then we went to this flower shop to get some flowers for Catherine.

Because I was like, we need to recognize mom and how much work she's doing here. Okay. And so I went to this local flower shop down the street from our house. It was supposed to be a surprise. But literally, I whispered in Hattie's ear like, do you want to go to the flower shop with me? And she goes, yeah, which flower shop? Hattie? No, it's a surprise and anyway she we went to it and we walked in

and there's a parrot in a cage right there in the flower shop could it have been a macaw no i guess uh is that a type of parrot or is that a different bird i don't know if anyone knows okay i just know that they're like often confused okay maybe it was green. Okay. It's ever not read. I don't know. I'm sure we have a parrot caretaker who listens. So just let us know. At least the elephant, the elephant caretakers usually know a lot about parrots. It's like they go to the same school ecosystem, you know, like, like it's like, yeah, I don't practice, uh, you know, orthopedics, but I still know how, like how to cure the common cold kind of thing. Like, like you have to have elementary knowledge of all the animals before you can become this specialist. If I know medical professionals, like I think I do,

especially like specific doctors, they love being asked questions outside of their field because they're like, Oh, you know what? That's not what I do at all. But yeah, I'd love to take a look at it. I'd love to see what's on your back. Let me see if I could figure it out. Is that a mole or did I just smudge some chocolate chips back there? I'd be worried about this. I'm a pediatrician who deals with head traumaudge some chocolate chips back there? Should I be worried about this? Yeah. I'm a pediatrician who deals with head trauma. Yeah.

But I mean, you got to know something. Yeah. But like a cyst is bad, right? Like I'm pretty sure it's back there. You can't see cancer with the naked eye, right? I mean, surely. But would it hurt if you wanted to? But look at this.

Bulging out. Anyway. So parent slash macaw. No, i bet you're right it's probably parrot it's called parrot okay wait i'll tell you his name and you can tell me what what kind of animal okay let me google it his name was harvey parrot okay harvey the parrot so it was awesome we were so entranced by this thing when was the last time you saw a parrot probably not recently and maybe maybe you're a bad person to guess because you do a lot of cool things no i was the last person out there probably hasn't seen a parrot in a long time i can't even think the last time i saw one in real life right especially not a flower shop no less and so uh we were like having so much fun it was doing that thing where like do this with his head like going

up and like you know how like kind of goes upside down just like like does that you know i guess i don't know that much about paris can you imagine like a bird like going upside down and then just like moving its head a bunch anyway it's upside down doing that it was kind of upside down that is hard for me to imagine here i feel like i thought you're gonna go for it like bats are known for being upside down but nothing else it had a cage, and so it kind of crawled up. I would say it was like 75% upside down. It was kind of angled a little bit. I get obtuse.

Anyway, we were moving around. Harvey, we were like, this is so fun. 75% upside down. But it had a sign that said, this is Harvey. He loves for you to chat with him. Um, but please, he bites really hard. So do not get too close to him. Okay. And so I, I read that to Catherine, but I didn't, or Hattie, but I didn't read the bites too hard. I said, just don't get too close to him. And, uh, and we're like, does he talk ever? And they're like, yeah, every once in a

while he'll talk, be stubborn. So he doesn't talk, you know, when you want him to or whatever. And so we were having fun. This is like, Oh oh it's such a great memory with hattie and then i kind of just like decide to kind of get like pretty close to harvey not not not biting range i was like there's no way he's gonna bite me but i was probably eight inches from his cage okay and just kind of was i was i was acting like he was bow basically i was just like hey buddy hey you know there's that getting close and like staring at him right in the face and i swear like he squawked and it was the loudest scariest thing i've like i've experienced in a long time i got so scared then i look back at hattie she like is putting her hands over her ears and she's like i'm ready to get out of there as soon as possible so just squawks like at you

like i'm not gonna i'm not gonna impersonate it but yeah it was just like bad it was like real loud and the flower people didn't even flinch. Like, yeah, he does that. Harvey's squawking. And then later on, he was like, hello. Hi. Hi. And every time he would make any noise, Hattie would throw her hands over.

Did not like that bird. Oh, gosh, I scarred her. And so there were actually two different birds in this place. The other bird was really cool and chill and whatever. But like the cheap flowers were Uh, the other bird was really cool and chill and whatever. Uh, but like the cheap flowers were over by the other bird, the nice flowers I was planning on getting. Catherine were over by Harvey.

Those are the money beats. But Hattie was like, uh, I'm not going over there. Like, and I wanted her to help me pick out the flowers. And, and so I was like,

uh, and truthfully in the back of my head, I was like, I'm kind of scared of Harvey too. So yeah, let's go get some carnations and get out of here, Hattie. Uh, so anyway, that happened to us.

We'll be back. We'll be back to see Harvey another time. Yeah, don't let him scare you. But, yeah, Hattie was telling the story to Catherine later. And she's like, yeah, and the sign said, don't get too close to the cage. And dad got too close to the cage. And I was like, ratting me out over here. Hattie ratted me and Harrison out recently.

That was, yes, please tell us. I thought that was so funny, dude. Please, please. I think the, please just visualize this with Jake as he tells the story. I'm sure you do that every time we say any story, but especially this one. Also, real quick,

all macaws are parrots, but not all parrots are macaws. It's kind of a square rectangle thing. I was going to say that, yeah. Very good. Okay, now we know. Square rectangle. Parrots are unique. They have flexible tongues.

What about the, did it say anything about the head? Grasping four-toed feet. Did you experience that? Oh, yeah. Short hooked bills? Yes. Yeah. It's like on the office, like, could be two weeks.

I can see that happening. I can see that happening. Three weeks. Yes. One month short, short curve bills. I can see that very much. Uh, okay. What am I saying? Oh yeah. So the Hattie story. Oh, I there's probably, you know, a, a very good way to tell the story. Let me try to think where to begin. We were watching the game at our house. We were watching the Chiefs game. Chiefs played Sunday night. And I was... Waiting all day for Sunday night.

That's old. Now it's... Or is that what it is now? Carrie Underwood. I don't know. Oh, Sunday night. I think waiting all day for Sunday night was Faith Hill back in the day. Oh.

Faith Hill. McGraw. Yeah. Yeah. As far as the government's concerned. Okay. So Chiefs game. So I was out in the shop, like trying to finish stuff up before the Chiefs game. So I wasn't in there.

I walk into the house and Harrison is in the kitchen. Harrison got there early. With Hattie. Yeah. I don't know where. I think Catherine was putting down Bo. Yeah. So just me and early with hattie yeah i don't know where i think hath catherine was putting down bow yeah so just me and harrison and hattie and so we're kind of chatting isaac stays out in the workshop with you you guys are kind of chatting chatting yeah talking champers and roundovers sure and i'm looking through the i don't know why i was looking at the fridge oh i

brought a two liter dr pepper over that's why that was clutch thank you for that which was funny backs were in that too whatever i bring a two liter dr pepper i put in the fridge i noticed that you got just got a brand new fridge brand new fridge or everyone when it crapped out on us there's nothing in there like almost nothing yeah and so i'm talking to hattie how did you get a new fridge you know yeah yeah it's awesome where's all your where's all your food you know i don't know. And Harrison goes, how do you think you can fit in there? And I was like,

Oh yeah, we got to do this. He's like, all right, Hattie, what do you think? We put you in the fridge and then we get your mom to open the fridge and then you scare her.

And she's like, okay. Yeah. And then I'm starting to like remove shelves from the fridge. We're getting ready. And you know, Harrison's still like making sure how do you you know yeah you're ready you're gonna go in the fridge just for a little bit you know and then we're gonna get your mom at this point uh isaac walks in and he's just like what is going on like we're gonna pray catherine and so we've got hattie in the fridge now. Here's some lifted up.

She's sitting down very roomy for a three year old. Like, yeah, sure. It's a good looking. Oh, she could easily. Yeah. She could have a few people in there with her. One thing we didn't think about was like the fridge light is going to go off. And we actually didn't even get to that point because as we started to shut the door, she

just goes, I don't want to do this anymore. And that's how she said it. Like, not like, no, no, no. It's just goes, I don't want to do this anymore. And I love that. That's how she said it. Like, not like, no, no, no. Just like, I'm not into it anymore. And, you know, I'm like, okay. Harrison's like, okay, okay. We'll get you down.

Isaac's like, are you sure? Isaac's pushing. Are you sure? Because it was a great idea. It was hilarious. And then Harrison was like, all right, go get Bo. Go get Bo. We're putting a kid in this fridge tonight.

Bo is so cute, but he's like, like with almost everybody besides mom and dad, he's just like, like, just like stares blankly at you. So I can just imagine you open that door and he's just like, like just staring.

I think it'd be so funny. Bo makes me feel like I'm not welcome. He just stares at me like, what are you doing? What do you know about me, man? You don't even live here. I trust that you're well.

You know? I don't know. I didn't notice either. Isaac was like filming it. Like Isaac put it on his Instagram story. I was just like putting this kid in the fridge. We'll have to grab that Instagram video and put it on the Patreon. Because it was a pretty funny visual of Hattie just trying to.

And these grown men just like hanging out with my three-year-old daughter. You know what I mean? Like where are these kids' parents? And these grown men just like hanging out with my three-year-old daughter. You know what I mean? Like, where's this kid's parents? These people are trying to put her in the refrigerator. And then also, we didn't tell Hattie like, all right, don't tell your parents or anything. But we were just kind of like, all right,

we'll put you back in your chair or whatever. The second Catherine comes out there, they wanted me to go in the fridge to prank you, but I said no. Right away. Dang it. Gosh. Yeah. No, I'll think of me as really a fun dad. Catherine will have to go get groceries or run an errand or whatever, and I'll be like,

Hattie, I have work to do on my computer. Hattie, do you want to watch Magic School Bus? Oh. Yes. You know, right? The first thing that she says when mom gets home. We watched two episodes of magic school, but it's like,

stop. Like, don't say it. Thank you, man. Um, but yeah, she's, she's,

but you don't want to be like, Hey, don't tell the truth. Yeah. Keep that, keep that between us. Like, no,

no, no. Like I want you to be truthful. Always. Howdy. Yeah. It's a good trait. Yeah.

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Stream Paramount Plus from $6.99 a month. So, Catherine was at a sleepover, which makes her sound like she's five uh and the other thing about it that makes it sound like she's five is that her friend her husband was out of town and so her friend was not uh she was kind of scared to sleep by herself at home she has kids but but she's by herself you know whatever dog sure yeah there's a dog there's a dog there she's fine uh but they just wanted wanted to have friends over whatever So, and I'm always like a huge advocate. Like I go hang out with my friends way more than Catherine. Go see him. Go hang with them. Do your thing. Do your thing. I got a lot of work to do anyway. And so I put the kids down,

went out to the shop, had the monitor, but you know, had power tools going. Most of the time wasn't really honestly paying attention to the monitor. Cause my kids never wake up in the middle of the night. They've never once 86 out the back door you know like like how do you probably wakes up maybe once a month if that um and comes in or you know whatever i i you know need to have a drink of water or something she walks in a room and says oh my bad hey sorry bo this is the wrong room and then bo's like. That's a YouTube. That's a YouTube funny.

You're not going to think it's funny if you're just listening. So anyway, working out in the shop, 2.30 in the morning at this point. And I sit down to like kind of calculate some stuff on this bench. And I just hear like her. Like, this is so sad. Like, she just goes, Daddy. And she's like outside my door. It's like detached garage detached garage 30 degrees outside feet don't get cold though poor girl and i and i immediately like

kind of yell and not in like a mean way but just like a hattie yeah yeah yeah and like because i was like she's gonna be so scared you know and so i rushed to the door opened it up and then she starts crying like i can't find lammy starts crying. Like, I can't find Lammy. My, you know, her stuffed animal. I can't find Lammy. And you,

you scared me. And I was like, Oh, and I like, you know, hug her. She had put her shoes on first of all, which is like,

just she's awesome for so many reasons. Like, but she had put her shoes on to come out here. Cause she's smart enough to do that. And the house has got to be pretty dark, right? Yeah. Not necessarily.

Cause I hadn't like gone to bed. I didn't know if she was like flipping lights on. She did flip. She flipped her bed light on and then like a hall light on. Yeah. With her stool. She brought the stool over to like. Yeah, wait, what's she sleeping in? Like, how is she escaping?

She has a normal bed now. Yeah. Big, big girl bed, if you will. And so she, she got out of bed. She realized that her boots were in Bo's room. big girl bed, if you will. And so she got out of bed. She realized that her boots were in Bo's room, like her snow rain boots that she just puts on really quick. So she put on these church sandals that have the strap thing and everything to come out to the shop.

And my heart broke for her. I felt so bad. We found her lamp. I mean, she was fine. I made some jokes with her. She laughed. But she didn't fall asleep until like 4.30. She was in bed just laying there. so bad we found her lamp i mean she was fine she we i made some jokes with her she laughed but she didn't fall asleep to like 4 30 like she was in bed just like laying there but i i still i went back out to the shop which maybe sounds like i'm a bad dad but i had so much stuff to do uh went

back out to the shop but i was like glued to that oh i'm sure like every every probably minute i was looking at it making sure she wasn't going to come back down watering around yeah yeah but it it freaked me out to the point where i was awake. Like I stayed up till seven o'clock that day because, and it wasn't even that hard. Like, you know, it wasn't like that much of a, I mean, obviously I was working a lot, but it wasn't like a grind because I was like my mentally I am awake. I am like, that really spooked me just to think like, what if I weren't out there? You know what else? I don't know. Whatever. Like it's just, you don't want to go down the hypothetical road too far like that but it's hard not to i'm sure when you have a kid it's like okay lock those doors that night for sure you know maybe lock

them doors and keep your kids inside yep that's how it goes that jason aldean or uh george straight uh alan jackson tim riggins tim riggins just say names that sound like they sing country music Billy Barndor Who is that? Is that Billy Robinson? Is that Gravel Road? Who sings that? Is that Joey Tincture? I don't know

Is that Joey Waterfalls? What did Harrison sing? Harrison I cannot wait for you to live with Harrison Because we already have so many great inside jokes with him I would have a new story every hour Yeah, we spend a few hours with him every week and yet we have all these yeah we were at our basketball game the other day and he oh we were drinking out of the same like gunner was like hey i got an extra drink if any of you guys don't have any

me and harrison like oh we both didn't bring something great like all waterfall or whatever. And he goes, go, go, go, go Jason waterfalls. And I was like, I don't know what. Yeah. He's like, go. Like I had a, I yeah,

go, go Jason waterfalls. I had a friend that used to think it was go, go Jason waterfalls. And you were like, what are you talking about? And I was like, Oh,

like there's a song that by TLC, don't go chasing waterfalls. And you're like, Oh, and I was supposed to just know that? I've heard of that. It was so like, oh, okay. Like, I could be like us, like, you know, in the middle of a basketball game, be like, hey, you should really go Catholic. Like to a random guy on the other team.

What? Oh, yeah. We say it in our podcast. Yeah. You know, we say it in our podcast. There was a worker at Chick-fil-A that said it to us, you know, a long time ago. We used to get free Chick on the other team. What? Oh, yeah. We say it in our podcast. Yeah. You know, we say it in our podcast. There was a worker at Chick-fil-A that said it to us, you know, a long time ago. We used to get free Chick-fil-A. I compared it in the moment to a scene from Holes where they find the, um, the whatever,

the lipstick tube where it says KB. It's like, what does KB mean? And Zigzag's like, oh, that's Keith Berenger. He's in my math class. Like that's the same thing. Exactly. Like, like the, the distance that you have there from, from the actual, whatever the context. Oh, it's so funny.

Let's talk about basketball here in a little bit, but first let's talk about Harrison a little bit more since he's not here to defend himself. The night that I got the, the multiple two liters of Dr. Pepper, I made a few boo-boos, uh, ordering some, uh, Pizza Hut pizza online. Oh, I did suggest it, and Harrison loved it. Like, it was in a big group setting. There's probably 12 people. And in between, like, rounds of this game, I'm like, hey, real quick,

did anyone else not eat dinner? Of course, Isaac didn't. I'm like, yeah, sweet. Harrison's also like, I'm pretty hungry. Harrison will always eat. And so I did, like, I really hammed it up. I look around, I'm like, we thinking pizza?

Harrison loved it. Yes, dude. it was so fun to suggest though oh i there's not a time of the day or the week that i would not love to hear or do that suggestion but here's if you're i don't know i'm i'm bearish on pizza hut no more i keep giving it chances i'm done really i'm bullish on uh dominoes and papa john's really dominoes yep yep yep yep my reputation of dominoes is well good crust good crust great crust yeah sometimes inconsistent pies but good crust but always consistent crust but pizza hut no no thanks really did you get a personal pen no okay it wasn't my prize from accelerated reading not book it you didn't get a book at prize for reading 18 books and you get one little like two inch pizza.

But we're in the middle of this game and it's one of those games. It's not mafia, but it's similar. We're like, you have to fall asleep. It's a while. Everyone's asleep. I'm trying to like order my phone as fast as possible so I don't miss the game. Next thing I know, I tell people when to sleep. Yeah.

Can I get a Supreme with no mushrooms? Canady and bacon. And I'm sorry it's a it's a joke for my podcast 86 to cheese though please just sauce yeah so i'm going fast next thing i know it costs 45 after the freaking service fee and i tipped her which that's something trey and i today shot a video on a food delivery problems just because it's a terrible system nobody wins just like the restaurants lose money you know i i'm spending 18 for chipotle burrito yeah whatever that is exactly how much it is

yeah it sucks that's what i bought the other day is this what it's worth for convenience to me no i don't think this is too much unless your kids are asleep and your wife's a sleepover when she's 30 years old then it is worth it for the convenience dude we did uber eat this episode's all over the place we did uber eat some uh long boards today which i was seeing ivy arena but i didn't i had no idea it was open but it is oh we uber eats it from ivy arena what yeah they're open during the daytime oh really kind of a princess fiona thing and first time i had it today and it was awesome oh that's our first time first time for jake it's so good trade new he said. He said, I'm going to get you the Cabo chicken. Okay.

It's tasty. I go for the Kung Pao. The Wow Kung Pao. Oh. Rap, I think. It's so good. I listen to hip hop. So Phil.

Yes. Okay. I could talk about that for a second. Keep going. Whatever you're talking about. Harrison. Food delivery. Oh, yeah.

Pizza. $45. $45. What'd you order? Two mediums and what i thought were 220 ounces and they were two two liters two medium pizzas isn't that crazy yes yes it's it's crazy i feel like domino's does like a whatever medium wednesdays or something for five dollars or whatever it is they consistently have this thing where it's like uh this 20 dinner box where it's

like uh i think two mediums and a dessert and maybe breadsticks I think two for $20. So it's like why would we ever do anything different? Yeah, so dumb. Oh, I said $45 pizza I'm like hey Isaac Harrison bad news. It's $45. I was like no problem. I'll bend though you Isaac doesn't flinch. Yep. That's great because of you know, he balls out. Yeah Gosh, I have so many. I was just waiting for you to bring it up this episode. You had it yet. So I was like,

it's going to happen eventually. I just got to accept it. I made a boo boo verbally this week. Okay. Anyway, gosh, episode 84, baby.

We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. And we still got to talk about basketball. And we got so many voice memos. Okay. It's great. $45.

Isaac's like, all right, that's quite a bit, but whatever. I'm like, Harrison, you want to Venmo me 45 bucks he goes yeah no problem i look down about 30 seconds later and harrison has been when we six dollars like i show isaac i'm like is this what living with this dude's gonna be like it's gonna pay me like 40 of rent he's like sorry i gotta move some monies around uh wait till monday hey don't cash that yeah don't cash that till monday so you've been about these six dollars so i'm laughing and try not to like embarrass him in Wait till Monday. Don't cash that. Yeah, don't cash that till Monday.

So he fined me $6. So I'm laughing and try not to like embarrass him in front of everyone, but try to be like, Harrison, can you fin me the full $15? He's like, oh, my bad. I just like did it quick. I don't know. So then I looked at my phone 60 seconds later and Harrison has now sent a separate Venmo payment for $15. I'm like, dude, I don't know if you're messing with me

or not. I honestly don't know. I don't know what you're doing. You can just owe me. I Venmo'd him $6 back and... He's like, what's this about? Like, no, no, no. I'll pay full. Is this the security deposit? What is this?

So, Harry. We've had so many good times recently.ry and the hendersons okay you want to go basketball or balling out first i guess we can talk about ball i don't even know if it's that good of a story to other people but it just cracks me up it's become a podcast it's gonna be an inside joke for sure um i don't even remember what the contact oh yes isaac mentioned like guess what brand my belt is which is like a weird question he's like it's a i don't even know what it was dolce and gabbana whatever no that's not i've heard of that this is like uh mark lorenzo sure that sounds okay it's a marcus lorenzo oh nice

he's like it's really nice you guys haven't heard of that we're like no we shop at academy you know i don't know we don't know that and he's like oh man like i can't even get through the story because it's so funny what you say uh but he's like that funny it is to me uh he's like he's like uh he's like oh yeah i paid 120 for this belt for no one to even recognize that like what it is and we're like dude that's a lot for a belt. He was out of town for a wedding and forgot a belt. And so he went to one of our friends who has a nice clothing store, paid $120 for this. And he explained, he's like, the thing was, he's like, obviously I wouldn't normally spend

120 on a belt, but you know, it's a nice store. I mean, I just bought a new suit. I wanted something nice. A nice belt with the suit. And it was the cheapest belt they had. And so then I was like, okay. Yeah. Okay. I kind of see this a little more now. And I don't remember the exact quote, and it was the cheapest belt they had oh and so then I was like okay yeah okay I kind of see this a little more now and I don't remember the exact quote but it was something along the lines and you can correct me if I'm wrong but it was something along the lines of like yeah Isaac this is Jake's target yeah Isaac that's what I like about you

you're just like me like no you what'd you say I don't remember from what i can remember and i'm pretty sure i was like i like that about you you ball out kind of like i do like i pause it said that and then immediately brad's like what's up oh you ball out dude i didn't know you balled out and i was like no no no i don't like what i said i ball out you know what i like about you you ball out just like me kind of like me just like me yeah i said something like that just like me like why did i say that? I ball out. You know what I like about you? You ball out just like me. Kind of like me. Just like me. Yeah. I said something like that. Just like me. Like, why did I say that? I'm like, where did Jake balls out? Huh? Okay. And he says balls out when he does it. I spent, you know, 45 on pizza. The funniest thing was that we had just talked about and made fun of one of our other friends who, uh, who like talked to Isaac about

wanting to give back to people because he's at a higher social class than everybody. We just had that conversation, which we were like, can you believe the nerve of this guy? Like the, yeah, the, the social dissonance, like the, you know, like whatever, he doesn't have a cognitive, like, you know, ability to like, no, that's kind of awkward to say, like, I want to help you out. Cause I'm going to hire a social class. I'm doing pretty well for myself. I mean, I'm, we've moved up to a higher social class. So therefore like, I want to help you out because I'm going to hire a social class. I'm doing pretty well for myself. I mean, I'm, we've moved up to a higher social class, so therefore like, I would love to help you out and like, you know, get your business started for you. And we're like, yeah, that's ridiculous. That's so awkward. And then Jake's

like five minutes later, Isaac, just like big daddy, you ball out. So we've texted back and forth about different things. Like, Hey, that's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. I love to ball out on that. It's been pretty great. It's like the beer me that disc now. Yes. Dude, I'd love to ball out on an episode with you tonight. You know, that's kind of my thing.

Right. I love huge leg washing and balling out. Balling out. That's my thing. And I tried to explain myself, which I was like, I just, so many of my friends are married and have to be a little more careful with their money because you just have more bills and more expenses. Yeah. Um,

and Isaac's like my other friend who like kind of spends money like irresponsibly. Oh yeah. Isaac is very, uh, it's obviously like more what I meant. Like, it's nice to see you spend money.

Cause it makes me feel better about sometimes when I spend money on things that like I don't need and can't afford. This conversation would never have happened if you use the word spend money. Yep. Just why did I say ball out? All right, Dwayne Johnson. It's not even like a current term. Living in Miami or something?

It's like last week we said to go hard in the paint. I was like, I don't know when last time I heard that. It would have been like that. I like that you do that because I also go hard in the paint. You know what? I go hard in the paint as well and it slaps different so I ball out. Like, oh, okay. No cap about balling out? All right, Urban Diction right urban dictionary slapperino is different anyway all right basketball we also balled out two nights ago basketballed out i think

we finished the season the three or four seed no the two or three seed was it whatever it doesn't matter one of those two so we played the we'll say two we played the three seed at 6 30 uh monday night and it was it was fun. They had a... Oh, no, I mentioned this on Trey's podcast. I'm kidding. I've already done four this week. That's crazy.

He's going out of town next week. Oh, my gosh. It's a lot to keep track of. But, you know, in this league that we're in, or in this like intramural whatever. Yeah, rec league. League. There's competitive, intermediate, and rec.

Rec, yeah. And so we're in the lowest of three divisions. And this first team has a guy with a University of Central Missouri practice jersey on. And it's a requirement that the rec league, you're not supposed to have anybody that played college basketball. And it says 50 to 75% played high school basketball,

which if anything, we're a little under that. Yeah. Me, Isaac, Josh. basketball, which for anything, we're a little under that. Yeah. Me, Isaac, Josh. You, Isaac, Josh, Luke. He's kind of on the team. So who didn't? Harry? Harry didn't.

Harry, Gunnar, and I didn't. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. 50%? We're right on the cusp. Kevin? Kevin did. Okay.

But he didn't show up. But he went to private school and he didn't ever play. He literally played zero times and paid $80 for it. Kevin, you paid them. He was a healthy scratch. Like sometimes he was like, yeah, I just don't want to come. It he didn't ever play. He literally played zero times and paid $80 for it. Kevin, you paid them. He was a healthy scratch. Like sometimes he was like, yeah, I just don't want to come kind of late.

Eight 30 long boards is already closed. So I'm not going to come. Didn't come to a single game. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, we're in the lower division. This guy shows up a UCM practice jersey.

Oh, I did the thing we talked about Missouri last week or maybe two weeks ago where you answer yesterday, a question in the middle, he shows up and comes up to me. He's like, Hey, are you on a Marcus McClellan's team?. He shows up and comes up to me. He's like, hey, are you on Marcus McClellan's team?

Is that what this team is? And I go, not really. He's like, okay, and just walks into their bench. Yeah, it's pretty awkward.

So I think he was a sub looking for like the team he was supposed to be subbing for, I guess. Either way, I talked to the other guys on the team like, oh yeah,

he played like he was a starter at UCM. Oh, they tell, okay, I didn't know if that was confirmed. So I was like, great. He yammed it on us a fewM. Oh they tell okay I didn't know that was confirmed. So I was like great. He yammed it on us a

few times. He had some nice dunks. Yeah he did. He had a left hand he was right handed guy he had a left handed dunk kind of on like

in traffic. Not really on Isaac but yeah in traffic. He kind of like went slow to the hoop and then all of a sudden just jumped up and dunked it with his

left hand. It was nice. And hung on the rim and kind of like swung around and it was sick Isaac a little bit. It was sick. But we got off to like a 15 to 3 lead rim and kind of like swung around and it was sick isaac a little bit it was sick um but we got off to like a 15 to 3 lead and then kind of we're just never let them close the gap yeah just stayed up by like 12 15 the whole game yeah so we played really well that

first game we played really well we had to play well and we did first time playing in a mask your ears sweat a lot whoa yeah yeah it's pretty rough you were rocking the survivor buff so you strings. Yeah. They, that, because last week I had that other one. Well, you had a different mask, I guess. They make good yoga pants last week. Keyhole back. Keyhole back. So you can show off your bra. Yeah. What up Megan? What up? How you doing? I had just like the classic, like disposable mask. And they were like, Hey, do you want to change out your mask? And I was like, yeah, thanks for this. So they gave me another one uh nice but yeah no matter what it's awkward and uncomfortable um but we won we won the first one so our championship game we had some fun is at 8 30 so we get about an hour off where i'm starting to feel old like my knees are barking well you didn't have any G's in between game.

The inside jokes on this podcast are great. We get a group text from Gunner, like 30 minutes into sitting down. Hey, Sephora, they got G's at the bar. They sell G's. No, I think they just G. They sell G at the bar. They sell G at the bar. Gunner is notorious for his texts. I think we talked about the podcast before, but it's like,

what are you talking about, dude? Just, just spell out whatever you're talking about, please. I did. The patrons will know I had Gunner and I think third or fourth of my power rankings this week. And I said, I, even though I haven't seen him in a while, he's been giving me some really good financial advice via text recently, even though most of it was misspelled.

Written with spell years. Yeah. Oh, there's G at the bar. And so we're like, that's probably Gatorade. But when have you ever heard someone be like, yo, you got red G?

Yeah. What flavor G? Oh, what's up? Blue blast. Glacier freeze G. Give it, give it to me.

It gutter. Of course. Like it does make sense. He's like, I mean, can you think of a drink that has G on it? Can you think of something that has a big G on it? Like,

yeah, Gatorade. Yeah. You're right. It's just funny. So we sit out G on it? Like, yeah, Gatorade. Yeah. You're right. It's just funny. So we sit out for an hour. We were stiff. We were sore.

Yeah, my knees are getting so sore. I was so sore the next day, dude. Like, real sore. Yeah. Maybe still am. Yeah, no, I definitely am too. But our championship game, 830, we're playing against

a team called Cream City. They all worked at... Not going to go there. Andes. TCBY. Yeah, this can't be cream. This can't. I can't believe it's not cream.

And they had about, I'd say, five guys on their team who, I don't know, probably wear Argyle vest and enjoy a good range at the at the driving range. Let's not let's not pick on people who wear Argyle vests and pictures. Okay. I look just fine. Argyle vest for the record. Golly. I think you would be in the same category as these guys. If you're on cream city.

Fair enough. I don't go to the driving range, but I, yes, that's fair. Okay. Yes. And then they have two and a half people on their team who don't wear

Argyle vest, probably size, not size two and a half. And they don't go to the driving range because they are probably playing basketball professionally overseas my goodness we know because we googled them yes we talked about this a few weeks ago but we talked did we mention it i think we did but yeah the same guys and they were so silky yeah they both played d1 basketball one guy got drafted playing the g league for a little bit now he's playing

rec league not competitive not intermediate rec do you little bit. Now he's playing rec league. Not competitive, not intermediate, rec. Do you like how he's like a basketball trainer now? Yeah. And so during the game, there was one time I got the ball at the top of the key and faked the shot and passed it to the elbow, and he goes, good, good. He can't help it. Yeah, and I kind of liked it. I was like, thank you.

Yeah, yeah. I kind of messed with him. Get in triple threat, do a bunch of jab steps. Triple threat. Yeah. And I kind of liked it. I was like, thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of mess with it in triple threat. Do a bunch of jab steps. You know? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But that one guy really, the second guy. So the second guy's name is Marcus.

I don't remember what the first guy's name is. Let's call him Steph. Because once he got past, seriously, that's what I was going to say. Yeah. Go ahead. Just we had to give him the Steph Curry treatment. Yes. It was crazy.

Like, I mean, he hit everything like multiple 35 footers. I've never seen anything like that in person. It was awesome. Yeah. It like that in person. It was awesome Yeah, I was cool. It was like okay like none of let everybody else beat us, but just guard that guy really hard Yeah, and it was like okay Let's guard him like don't let him shooting threes he and so like literally he would step two Feet in front of half court and just chuck him up. I think the biggest victory is that we only lost by 15 seriously That's crazy. We at one point. We're only like down 9 or 11 or something like that. Not 10.

But anyway, yeah, we started. We held our own. We had some fans that night. Yes. Shout out, which the combination of that we had about six ladies in the in the audience and then combine that with tonight. I think it was my first time ever

posting any kind of pickleball content of like gameplay. Okay. On my story. Yeah. Honestly, I think it's the first time ever posting any kind of pickleball content of like gameplay on my story. Honestly, I think it's the first time I've ever been filmed playing pickleball. So kind of one for one there. Oh, yeah. But both of these two things happening this week has given me a lot of feedback that looks the same. Oh, wow.

I was not expecting you to be even somewhat decent. What? I got some. So some from the girls when they were at Culver's, they were just like, I was not expecting that out of you, Jake. Really? I was like, that's kind of nice. No, it's not. I think that is as nice as saying like, oh, you don't look like you just woke up.

Like it's like it's like the lowest bar you can set for them, you know? Yeah. So two different friends Monday night hit me with that. I'm like, yeah, we were talking. We were like very surprised. Like we actually talked on the way over here about kind of what each player would be like and you surprised us okay and then tonight I mean I've got like a healthy amount of replies that were like genuinely impressed at your reactions or like this was not what I was expecting of you in pickleball

and like it's like oh wow okay do you not know that I play all the time maybe they Maybe they don't. I don't want to ask what you thought of me. Yeah, really? But I've just been getting a lot of that feedback recently. Yeah. Which I'd rather have it athletically than like come to a comedy show or something like, okay, I was not expecting that to be funny at all. Like, okay. Would you?

Yeah, I'm trying to think what I would rather. Yeah, either way. Either way, I don't love it. No. Either way, I would like for your expectations of me to at least be like decent you know like just you don't have to think i'm going to be an all-star because i'm not but don't don't think i'm like the the scrub of the team here yeah so one reply i wrote it down it just for random said i expected you to be worse that's what someone said to me on the internet some Somebody you knew pretty well or? No, I don't know.

Wow. Thank you. Exclamation point. Thank you. I also got a couple of DMs. One said, oh, she was, she, she used a naughty word. She said. Let's, let's bleep it out.

I'm not even going to say it. Let's, let's pretend to bleep it out. There it is. Okay. I posted, you know, just me playing pickleball indoors. And she said, so just like F wearing mask, I guess, question mark. Whoa. And I said, this sounds like a question for the mayor. Oh, that's a good response. And then she had a lot to say to that. And I don't think I'm going to respond. Okay. She just seems really upset at me.

And I don't think there's anything I can do to make her not upset at me. Then I would not even try. That's what I'm going to do. That seems like the proper thing to do on social media. Yeah. I've been listening to a lot of John Mayer recently, and there's a beginning of a song called Belief, and I think that it says, oh, shoot, what's it called? It's like, has anybody ever changed their mind from something on a sign, basically? Basically saying, like, come on.

People believe what they're going to believe. That's great you're able to connect that after I just said Mayer, too. Holy cow cow sounds like a question for john mayor oh wow i didn't even get it when you said it i thought you were saying mayor because i just said mayor no i just thought of like why why even argue with this woman because she's not going to change her mind oh yeah no i agree uh so that's the john mayor portion of the book john mayor's so good i could talk about him for a long time. John Mayer is good.

The continuum album is amazing. It might be like one of the best albums I've ever listened to. Listen to it like seven times this week. At least I don't even listen to that much John Mayer, but I don't know how you couldn't respect him. Someone like him, Red Sheeran or Taylor Swift. I have something to say.

Or these people that are this popular and this talented and still writing their own music. No one else is doing that. Right. At their level. It is crazy. Um, I have, I have beef with Spotify, poultry with Spotify. Thank you.

Poultry of the week goes to Spotify and maybe Apple music as well. Um, so whatever, whenever you listen, I was just part of my poultry too. Maybe it's the same. Maybe it's the same. Okay. Tell me if this is the same. Um, so let's say you're listening to john mayer continuum album gets over and then it basically transitions into like maybe one or two other random songs by john mayer and then it goes into

john mayer radio essentially right and there are certain artists out there that their algorithms for the artists are just completely wrong john mayer is one of them you feel bad for john mayer or these other artists. No, I feel bad for John Mayer. So I'm listening to Continuum. Continuum has like amazing jazz licks and like amazing solos and like these like wonderful, wonderful, like electric guitar, like melodies, like amazing stuff. And then it goes into, uh, Sarah Bareilles and Jason Mraz and Casey Musgraves. Oh, I love Casey Musgraves. But not, that's fine. I don't, I don't have.

She's like weird, like pop country soft. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't have any disrespect towards really all three of those people. I like Jason Mraz in his own right. But compared to John, like it's not John Mayer. It's like, and it's the same thing that happens to Need to Breathe. When I listen to Need to Breathe. Great. Love need to breathe. You know, it got that Southern, like a little bit of a gritty rock, you know, things, good electric guitar, but they're

Christian rock. So therefore I'm going to play Brandon Heath next. It's like, what is this? Give me your eyes for just one second. God's great dance floor. It's like, no, I don't need Tomlin right now. You know, like, and I think, so here's what I think the answer needs to be is that Spotify needs to a listen to me right now. Um, I know that they canlin right now. You know, like, and I think, so here's what I think the answer needs to be is that Spotify needs to a listen to me right now. Um, I know that they can probably do that. Yes. B they need to somehow take a playlist that their users make and use those to create the

algorithm machine learning. Like, yes, get better on your own because, because people that make Spotify playlists with need to breathe are not putting brand Heath on a bear. They're putting colony house. They're putting, I don't know, whatever surfaces, little joy, whatever it is like all these different people in line. Judah would be a perfect one. Exactly.

Yes. And I guarantee you Judah is not getting played with need to breathe. Poor Jude. I know. Hey Jude. Hey, sorry. You're poor. So anyway, that's my beef.

Is that or poultry? Is that your poultry? It was not. And now I've thought of two poultry that I have with Spotify. One, I remember when Spotify first came out, it's like competitive advantage was that it was kind of social. It kind of combined what we had on Facebook with music a little bit. You know, it was, I always use it on my computer growing up.

Yeah. And I would like to see more like social integration or just, I want to see more of like a feed like I'm getting on other apps. Cause like on Spotify, you can follow artists. Yeah. But I don't know what that does because I'll be following an artist and they've come out with an entire album and I haven't noticed. I haven't been notified. They don't give you notifications. I don't know where else to see this. So I'm like, why am I following someone? Like, what does that even do for me? I don't know what following does. So that's one poultry. I wonder if it's different on the app than it is on the computer. I feel

like computer, the computer Spotify is different, but it shouldn't be. I'm paying for mobile. So if any of that experience should be better. Sure. Absolutely. My other poultry is I'm here back in the day, not even that long ago, probably a year ago. I remember one time wanting to listen to the middle, just like that classic, just like pop song.

Are you listening? Oh, no. It just takes some time. No. One more. No, baby. Oh, you just meet me in the middle I was going Jimmy World the middle

Yes All popular but just at different times Okay okay This one you know featuring Zedd Was the most popular at the time Gotcha So I type in The M Into the Spotify search

And I hit the top result The middle And then the next song I'd play Instead of playing The Middle Radio It played The Monster Right By like you know Rihanna and eminem or whoever that is monster mash and then it was uh the motto by drake and featuring lil wayne i was like i totally know that there's so many good songs that start with the m i was like this is like a fun game i'm gonna start like barely searching songs and see oh this is fun for you you like this i liked it because i like all

three of those songs oh no i didn't love it oh and then now it's just like they do the radio okay okay so i liked it back when it would just like keep playing like you search star yeah so we're gonna start the star spangled banner right but then we're gonna give you a starry night the painting as told by uh morgan freeman that's just it was a starry night his mouth was open andy dufresne did not like the starry night. No, I'll tell you the backfire of that, though, is when you look up a kid's song, you play the kid's song, and then the next song is like Little Yachty or something. Oh, yeah. Like something with like Little Einstein or we're going on a trip.

You know, something like that. And then boom, boom, zoom. We're going to the moon. Remember that episode? And then the next one is boom, boom, boom. Boom, to the moon remember that episode and then the next one is boom boom boom boom boom boom three thousand and eight yeah dad what's three thousand and eight it's a made-up word used to trick kids made by fergie anyway uh yeah that's good spotify beef but thank you for listening to us on spotify or on the podcast about a 30 listen there we appreciate

it spotify they let you do 1.25 speed i of you listen there. We appreciate it. Say something nice about Spotify. They let you do 1.25 speed. I love 1.25. That's hot. 1.5 is too fast. Sometimes one time is too slow. Also, just we have no vested interest in this, but just FYI, fun tip. I used to listen to my podcast on Apple Podcasts, and I often felt like it was kind of glitchy.

I was surprised. Like Apple, you're the best at everything. It's not very intuitive. Why is the podcast app sometimes glitchy? and I never have any trouble with Spotify. So now I listen to my music and my podcast on Spotify. It's better when I'm in the truck, Spotify, you can, you can like skip ahead like 15 or whatever it is. 30 seconds. You're a steering wheel. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's awesome. Apple podcast. You try to skip ahead. It just goes to the next episode. That's what I want. That's not not it look like the parrot there that's no i don't want it

yeah anyway okay so listen to us wherever you want but probably spotify yeah baby or youtube a couple quick things follow up from last week i got the napkin number i sent her a text you know like what's up and questioned it i questioned it on the pod. She got back to me, uh, the next day and just said, what's up? That's it. Question mark. I don't think so. Just so uninterested. That's Florida Floridians for you. You know, those, those Florida girls are hard to get. Just seem like what, like what, what could you possibly want? What's up? No. Or what's up? Like it's a period, like what's up? What's up? So we're done. Just want what's up what's up well so we're done just want to follow up on that you're we're done we're done like you ever had to start like we're done

people were wondering i'm done with this girl we're done okay uh another update i bought the iphone 12 i was leasing my old phone so it's the same price just get a new one like why not wait wait let's stop for a second i I ball out. Yeah, you ball out. Jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh, gosh. You do, man. You do.

It was the same price. You see how, like, I couldn't even help it, but justify what I was doing because it's the same price. Absolutely. It would be silly not to. It would be silly not to. It would be silly not to ball out.

I agree. That's what I told him when we were at the store. Hey, I'm just here because it would be silly not to ball out. I don not to. It would be silly not to. I agree. I agree. That's what I told him when we were at the store. That's right, brother. Hey, I'm just here because it would be silly not to ball out. I don't know if you see the chain around my necklace. Around my necklace. Dang it. How do we see this?

Next, next, next. 06 Toyota Camry with the paint chipping off out front, but I'd ball out. Ball out. Yeah. Ball out status. It doesn't come with Bluetooth, but I found a device on Amazon, so we got it. We got it. The iPhone 12 12 the battery

is too good too good hot take what i showed you before an episode what was it at 97 that's nuts that's too high why now well now when i plug it in before i go to sleep it feels wrong yeah it feels like you don't need this you've worked so hard all day i have an answer for you okay i just bought these things called wise w W Y Z E plugs. Um, they are, what are those plug? Every bend over. And I'm sure I wasn't talking to you.

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that. Griswold wasn't talking to you. My dad loves that line. My gosh. Every dad loves it. Dean dies on that one. Um, no wise plugs.

They're just like basically like smart plugs and so you can i still don't know what that means sorry i'll just let you go okay like so so they're like wise wyze is a really popular like a security camera company they're like 30 bucks or 20 bucks or something so a lot of people like we use them like when we go mobile uh with hattie like for a baby monitor basically and it connects to an app on your phone. So same app connects to this wise plug that you can either remotely turn on and off stuff. So I can get on my phone right now. Like a plug in the wall. Yes. I'm sorry. Okay. So I could go on my phone right now and turn on or off the, uh, Christmas lights at our house. Cool. Yeah. It's

really cool. But you can also put them on timers. Okay. And so this is what, like, you don't want to have your phone plugged in the entire night. So you plug it in wise plug wise plug. You're like, it's only going to take like 30 minutes to charge to the point where I want it to. It's not going to kill the battery. Cause I hear like, if you keep it plugged into it, it kills the battery. So you put on the wise plug. You said it, you know, you're going to wake up at seven. You said it for six o'clock or six 30. You got, get a freshly charged phone. Do you think they bundle their plugs into like let's say groups of three they call them the three wise plugs they do they do the three match wise i knew you'd have something good that was pretty that was pretty quick too

if you're listening to 1.25 speed that's real quick you might have missed it uh-huh three match wise tm uh that's cool though that's like uh that's interesting like what else you could maybe do with that i know i've i've i've been like for whatever reason i heard about these things at thanksgiving with katherine's family and i was like i'm gonna go buy some right now because they're like 20 bucks for two of them i think uh so i bought four and yeah i want to like set them all up to like all the christmassy light things in our house and just call it like winter wonderland or something and just be able to press it in the morning because i'm always the first one up in the morning most of the time and i just

think it'd be fun to just be like dragging out of bed click this button and just pop christmas tree you know they got the garland over here above the fireplace all that stuff so wow okay anyway i'll think about it opportunities are in this wise plug not a sponsor but great christmas griff gift good if you're looking for a gift for a special summer that's that's it maybe get a wise plug if you go you can find them at the depot the home details okay depot that's that's weird that's weird what uh brad you want to help me brainstorm something yes so uh my you know my favorite person to share a two-liter dr pepper with or get venmos from harrison pollard he's got to be roommates with isaac and i as we mentioned six dollar harry six dollar harry isaac has got to be taking the garage and paying a little

extra for that so he said i definitely want the smallest room in the new house i have to pay extra extra he's taking the garage for his business not for his living quarters he's to be fair he's gonna put his desk in his room and he's gonna put his bunk uh in the garage yes a couple couple gaming consoles so it's up to harris and i who want the master bedroom and i think both of us are interested and willing to pay extra for the master okay it's gonna be nice and i think we don't want to just like talk it out or rock paper scissor it out it should come down to a series of competitions and events i think oh absolutely both athletic and intellectual potentially relational i don't know and nothing's off the charts sure just like charming off limits yeah

uh anything's possible i'm thinking like three to five events maybe that we could do in an afternoon maybe this weekend, okay? What should be on the docket first of all I think you should do at night because then you call it the night of champions Does that mean something to know it just sounds cool, okay? Tell me tell me let me let me weigh these for you afternoon of champions double fudge night of champions Angela Okay, not a champions wins Every time I forgot there was a name So that's

That's my fault Well we're making shirts Night of champions And I'm sure those shirts Will come in super soon Oh yeah Gosh We love you guys

Thank you for Supporting us And being Being patient That's it That's it That's it That's it

That's it That's it We Hit it with the jingle End it with the jingle though It's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Hit it with the jingle. End it with the jingle, though. It's coming quick. It's freaking. It better. It's freaking better.

Or I will burn you to the ground. Or else I'm going to wherever they value loyalty. Yeah. The most. Yeah, absolutely. We're coming for you. Be unlimited in Fayetteville. That's not the company that did bad.

We're coming for you if this company does do bad. Or go X again. Or go X. We're coming for you. Go X or be unlimited and fayetteville if that's not the company that did bad we're coming for you if if this company does do bad or go x again or go x we're coming for you go x or b on the charlie hustle or some of the others or charlie hustle or make make me an offer mama or clifton clifton alexander shout out did you see that he messaged uh ghost runners that he knows he works with with morgan yeah yeah yeah and then you said no way well sorry is that okay to say i think i've alluded to it on the pod before okay you said no way i went on a few dates with her and uh it didn't work out but she decided to start listening to my podcast yeah and then you go this is brad by the way don't tell katherine that was the part i thought was really funny no lol no haha i'm like surely he'll get it he'll he'll figure it out this is brad please do not tell katherine

don't tell how to either maybe i shouldn't say it clifton is at the age where maybe he doesn't say lol haha in text okay 37 yeah i think he's 37 no seriously i think that's that's a cutoff like 36 and older i think he doesn't use exclamation points very often probably like he's he's more punctual like just but he probably was like and you were just like oh that is one of my favorite monologues bingo like rigga giga goo and pam was all like blah blah blah and you're like yeah nailed it you did that perfect thanks man yeah i i i said it a while or a lot in high school uh what are we talking about? Shirts.

Shirts. Oh, I have champions. Okay. Champions. If someone has like a, uh, like what's it like a flow chart? Like what was that thing back in the day of like,

uh, you had one idea and it was like a way to like brainstorm like a think tank. Think you know what I'm talking about? Like, yeah. Yeah. Like you drew a story. Yeah.

You take a bubble and like maybe it connects to this bubble or maybe it's just a completely new bubble. Write one for this podcast episode. It would be a fun one to look at. That would be a fun, like just one or whoever, just someone just diagram our podcast episodes. That'd be awesome to see like the stream of consciousness. Cause it is, it is flowing right now. This is a good one.

It's a nice stream. Um, night of champions. So here's what you do do you have a whole night and it's just different yeah like you said physical um emotional spiritual i think needs to come mentally emotionally eugene this song's on again hey alexa allegra turn on spartan star spangled banner or at least starry night narrated by morgan freeman oh say can you see no this is star spangled banner narrated by morgan freeman this is not what we wanted by the dawns are they like that's not morgan freeman at all um night of champions what do you think i think you do a lot of things i not Morgan Freeman at all. Um, not a champions. What do you think? I think you do a lot of things. I think you gotta, you, you make, first of all, you gotta make,

do a makeshift ping pong game. I don't care where you do it. Just do it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I feel like Harrison would be equals. Yeah. Like I think you have that, uh, table in your house that you're going to probably move there. I also have a plutonic ping pong friend, which we could also use. Okay. Perfect. so you play ping pong but you play like cutthroat like 211 or something like one game 211 quick no no warm-up no warm-up i'm serious i'm stiff i'm stiff on that okay um is that the right prick i'm 96 on that all right stephan i just don't do it. I mean, I got stiff in my, in between my games the other day. Play ping pong with your friend. That's your platonic booty call.

I mean, Morgan Freeman. So no, she, Morgan, the cheerleader, different last name. Oh, okay. Okay. Not Morgan Freeman. Gotcha. Gotcha. Play ping pong.

You got to do a quiplash game. One-on-one quiplash where everyone else votes on you. Oh, this is phenomenal. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Play ping pong. You got to do a quiplash game. One-on-one quiplash where everyone else votes on you. Oh, this is phenomenal. Okay. I can't believe how good of ideas you're coming up with on the spot. Thank you. This is great. Third one is you have to make Catherine dinner.

Okay. And, and there's no, there's no stipulation. You could make it as healthy or unhealthy as you want. She's not going to give you any kind of like, we don't know like the rubric beforehand. No, no rubric. There is no rubric. It's just a, it's just a think tank thing. And it's just like, whatever you want, it's your drinks.

I don't care. It's your oats. And so oats would probably be acceptable. Oh, it's nice. Any allergies? Don't tell Harrison. No, that'd be hilarious. Is there, is there a clam fish in this?

So that's one of them. So why is clam fish the first food? I meant to say shellfish. why is clam fish the first food? I meant to say shellfish. Is clam fish even a thing? I would say shellfish because once I've had it, I had a bad reaction to shellfish. That was it. So make Catherine dinner, play ping pong, play quiplash. Those are three really good ones.

I would say the next one is, um, this one's really fun. Ooh, you have a, well, I'm not going to say what's super close to your house, but you have a shopping center super close to your house. Yeah. You both get dropped off at separate points in this park, this parking lot of a shopping center. And it's just a race to see who gets home the fastest. You can do whatever you want to get home. You can, you can hitch a ride from random person. You can run. It's's probably it's probably a good mile and a half from your house right yeah you could like maybe call an uber i guess if you wanted no uber i don't want to do that i don't think that'd be the way to go anyway i don't think it would be uh harrison's pretty pretty fit though and back in the day he would run to come play

yeah with us yeah he's like this is farther than i thought yeah ran eight miles um so there's an option for you that's a fun game i was thinking the one uh i just had an idea back when we did the uh housewarming party just the old thermometer game who can get their temperature the highest yes you got three minutes do whatever you want yeah just get whatever up there do whatever i forgot about that get as hot as you can the thermometer the housewarming party was great um i didn't have more themed parties. Okay. Uh,

I'm trying to think, give me, give me some other prompts. I mean, no, that's pretty solid. Okay. I mean,

we're talking about Harrison Pollard by the time in the time we've said this, Harrison's got 14 different ideas of things we could do. I think, okay, this is a great base. Okay, great. I appreciate it.

Okay. Yeah. Perfect. I can't wait to hear all about the night of champions. Maybe, maybe I'll attend. Maybe I'll host. Maybe we'll live stream. Maybe we'll live stream.

Maybe we'll live stream. If I host, I'm wearing my tux. Okay. I haven't worn. I haven't taken it out of the freaking box yet. It's so wrinkled, I'm sure. And I'm not going to de-wrinkle if I wear it. Sometimes wearing things can de-wrinkle it.

Life hack. Oh yeah, for sure. But I do that all the time with like t-shirts. Like it's a nice t-shirt. I would like to wear this on its own someday. I'd like to walk on its own feet. But first I'm going to put some training wheels on it aka a hoodie over the top because training wheels help you walk on feet eventually yes it's like the homo sapien of bikes

absolutely that's what they say so yeah i like to throw on a hoodie over a shirt for six to eight hours and now it's wrinkle free oh okay you're welcome you don't actually like show it off yet when it's wrinkled no no keep it under the hoodie good for you it works it really does yeah it works it does i like it it does okay i can't wait for this harry holy cow okay uh let's let's just get into a different portion we're gonna talk forever we have a ton of voice memos let's do some segments then let's do the voice memo segment it's time for the boys it's time here we go here they come hey guys this is cassie from ohio um i'm currently binging your podcast i'm on episode 30 well dirty i wanted to give you guys a challenge real quick i thought this

had brad's name written all over it but i want you to sing a song as aggressively as you can just not eminem preferably christmas songs around the holidays but i love the podcast and thanks guys bye aggressively as i can so i just found m&ms in the studio which is rare because there's nothing in here is that joke well i mean like there's not just like i've never found something in here we don't yeah we don't yeah we don't keep things in here. You're right. M&Ms? You're right. That's awesome. Thanks, Jessica Modine.

J-Mo. Here you go. All right. Sing a song aggressively. Okay. Give me a song. I would like to hear a hymn. Oh, no. We can't do that.

I'm not going to blaspheme. How about Christmas Shoes? I'll blaspheme Christmas Shoes. That'd be great. Christmas Shoes? I'll blaspheme Christmas Shoes That'd be great Christmas Shoes lyrics Do you want me to sing it with the song Or just by itself? I think just hit the chorus

Acapella I'll let the M&M's all you I'm trying to think how I don't necessarily just want to like scream it I don't want to DMX it I'll go Oh Jingle bells

Jingle bells Oh Okay No No this is good No I'm saying Oh like Oh snap

Oh is that too angry No That's the point You made me self-conscious I'm sorry No Okay like It was me like

Encouraging you like If you're doing a Freestyle rap battle Like Hey yo what up My name is Jake Triplett They really like me Because they know

I'm sick with it Oh okay Okay He's going Jingle bells on it oh yeah activate jingle mode okay yo yo yo yo jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way hey oh what fun oh what fun it is to ride. In a one horse open sleigh. What? My throat hurts. Yeah, I know.

That's what I'm worried about. Are you done? Yeah, I'll stop there. I'll take off jingle mode. It's hard to remember lyrics when you're screaming too. Yeah, I bet. That's why I pull them up. Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please.

It's Christmas Eve. These shoes are just her size. Can you hurry? Please. Daddy says there's not much time. You see, she's been sick quite a while and I know these shoes will make her smile and I want her to look beautiful

when mama meets Jesus tonight that good? that good? you took a lot of m&ms next one hey jake and brad i'm down boy nick here uh and if this works properly um this should be airing on december 14th oh my birthday oh no happy birthday i'm down boys would have already hung out on saturday good no doubt there were some fire and explosions you know i gotta go big for the 18th uh but the on down boys have a tradition of getting each other gifts like as a group uh we've gotten clint you bet your

hoodie lachlan some russian nesting dolls uh got simeon a skill saw we got disc golf discs for some of the boys this is all over um so i was was wondering what you guys think that I may have gotten from the boys or what you guys think an I'm Down Boys gift is. Thanks, guys. Also, I was just wondering, did I ever tell you guys about the time that my grandpa got arrested for murder in Kansas City? That's not true. The name of Jimmy Hoffa.

That's so great. I mean, even if you wanted to leave a friend a voicemail, that's such a funny idea. Like they can't respond. They would tell you about the time and then just tell them. They can't do anything about it. You remember it. It was the time that, wow, that's funny. the i'm down boys don't miss they do they they don't that's a mick have we

gotten one from nick before i don't know oh builder back i remember that last name so we made yeah his builder bears is in his family but yeah they're and they're what what did he get for his birthday i have no idea because literally it was like every single section of Walmart. It was bought for somebody's birthday. You got Lachlan Russian dolls? Lachlan got screwed. No, no. That's right up his alley, I think.

Thanks. Hey. I love taking these apart and putting them back together. Oh, man. Thank God a You Betcha hoodie. Do you ever watch that guy's videos? Do you know who that is? Yes.

I think that they... Go ahead. It's a guy that Trey and I respect a lot, man. Thank God. You betcha hoodie. Do you ever watch that guy's videos? You know, that is. Yes. I think that they go ahead. It's just it's a guy that Trey and I respect a lot, too. Like, you know, I think we have similar audiences somewhat. And no, I think he does like Midwestern stuff very well. I think he's funny. I think he has a formula and I think he uses it a lot. Yeah, there's not necessarily like that's kind of the game. Yeah.

But like watch the videos. I'm like, I watch them all. They're entertaining. There's not like that many jokes in them, but they're just like quick and entertaining yeah they're filmed similar to how you guys film yours like with the whatever zoom do you have a name for it i have no idea okay he goes live mic though that's a noticeable difference oh yeah it's not a camera mic he's like his collar is mic'd up which sometimes is good because he's on a you know lawnmower or something far away yeah or so no he's good he's funny uh not as funny as trey kennedy or jake tripler or brad ellis but i mean so funny uh he had one about like a

midwestern bachelor you watched that one yes that's a good one that's pretty funny because he's like you know you drink you drink ipas i somebody that just drinks Bush Light. Okay, so what does Nick get for his birthday? What do you think Nick got? I think Nick got a musical instrument. Did he? He's been wanting to get one. He's been jonesing for one. He's been jonesing.

He kind of 86'd his other hobbies, and so he's looking to pick something up. Yeah. He's looking to go six, eight time his 886 of the hobbies i think they got him this like cool it's like a it kind of looks like a mic stand but what it has is a harmonica holder up top oh and then like a foot pedal down low for like just like a bass drum oh multiple yeah yeah so it's not that expensive but you, it's not like they bought him an entire piano. Right. But I think anyone can learn what buying someone a piano.

No, the word entire, like, like they didn't buy him an entire piano. I got only the white keys. Yeah. I got you treble clef. Is that cool? I can only afford treble clef. I got an entire piano. Just the lower octaves are covered. Yeah.

Black keys, black keys were on sale. So you're welcome. Let's get the rest on your birthday. Yeah. Maybe, maybe one day. That's just hilarious to think about.

Okay. So, cause they believe in him. Like you can learn harmonica and I'm sure you can like keep a beat with your foot. We think you've got it in you to like play harmonica while hitting a bass drum and that's very traverse city like traverse city is i think where mumford and sons is from yes they performed on the streets of rockefeller yes rockefeller center yep that's in traverse city that's right yes yes i was thinking for

some reason that was uh you know a little bit farther south in Detroit, but it's not Traverse Lake. Stupid. Anyway, I like that. I think that's great. I think he's trying to channel his inner blues traveler, if you will. Best harmonica player around, and he's a big fan. Blues traveler. What do they say in Michigan for the Wolverines?

Go big blue. Oh. And what is blue's traversalure i think it's it makes sense so no that's great do you have any guesses uh i mean it was my guess was that dang it i stole it no i i had for some reason I thought he was like pretty into collectible. Oral care? Yeah. That is what I was going to say. Like old toothbrushes. But like from celebrities.

Like this is Johnny Depp's Oral-B. Legend has it Elvis wanted to be buried with this and it didn't make it. We think this is like a big collector's item. Yeah, some guy was like panhandling outside of Graceland and they found this toothbrush and they're pretty sure it's Elvis's it's gotta be It's gotta be it's the king on it. It's Sonicare. I don't think they made Sonicare No, no, it's his trust me. No, I think it is. I think it is It's like written on the bottom like this is Elvis Presley's toothbrush. No, he put his name on the bottom

Why else would that be there? Yeah, why else? Oh, happy birthday, Nick. Yeah. Happy birthday, Nick. That's awesome. Yeah. Shout out. I'm down boys. Okay. Uh, here we go. What's going on?

Big daddy, little daddy. Oh, this is Gabe. Little daddy. I like that. Uh, they call me Gabe, the babe down here in Denver, Colorado. I just wanted to say thank you so much for your podcast. It's really helped me because it's actually really changed the way that i think about being funny and comedy oh and the more that i listen to your

podcast the more i realize it's just easy to have fun and be goofy and make people laugh cool so thank you for that uh you're a big inspiration um question, question for you guys. What is some funny things that you did when you were younger to impress girls or maybe some, uh, silly things that happened with you and a crush. All right. That's all for now. Stay cute.

Okay. Stay cute. Gave the babe. Ball out. Ball out. I think we've got a similar question this before did we i'm almost positive okay i i don't know how much i did to impress the lady folk how many silly things i don't know if that was my thought process of like oh if i'm really silly and goofy that's gonna impress this girl i was more like i want to be smooth i was gonna say if anything i

was getting annoyed at the guys in class who were doing like the hokey things to get girls' attention. Okay, yeah. And I was like, I don't want to be that. Right.

No, I wasn't like the class clown by any means. Eh, I don't know. I will say. Maybe I was. I don't think I was though. I think this statistic is true. I saw it on NextGenStats

for myself. AWS. Two out of the four girlfriends I've had have made some sort of comment that they were more attracted to me after seeing me play basketball Seriously, seriously, I'm not just like saying that because I have previous basketball comment No, I think so. I think there's part of me that was like if I can just get them to come to one of my games Yeah, they will like me more and how yeah, were you trying to be funny while playing basketball? I was not see so

Maybe you should give up your one career and go for another one. I should have treated it like the wedding altar. Jump ball, huh? Jump ball. Wish I could have some cables for jump ball, like my car. Yeah.

A little short out here. Jumper cables, huh? Yeah. Cable TV. Let's talk about it. What's that about? Ditch the cord, but I need some cords for the cables

on the cable TVs. This guy gets it. All right. See you later, Seacrest. Peace out, Seacrest. I didn't do anything goofy. We did plenty of goofy things, but I don't think I ever thought that's going to get Elyse Wilson's attention.

Did you ever take Catherine on any goofy dates? Probably. I'm trying to remember. I don't know how goofy though. Goofy. I don't know how goofy they just were inherently. But they just got goofy

when we were being goofy. Look, do I goof? Sure. Sure. I goof all the time. Weekday? Yeah. Weekend?

You betcha. You know I goof. With a girl? Why not? I'm goofing here. I took her to a blueberry farm. It's not goofy, but it was goofy when we ate the muffins. When we got done, she said, that wasn't bad.

I think the goof was loose. Oh, the goof is loose. Goof berries. We got blueberry muffin on her face and we're like, you're being goofy with that muffin on your face. Thanks. Want to marry me secrets out guys okay anyway um one time i took a girl on a date and did reverse strip putt putt that was kind of silly so you just put a bunch of stuff on every time you lost a duffel bag full of uh like costume clothing that i just accumulated from thrift stores over the years so fun and whoever lost it you know it's a skins game you know whoever lost that hole would have to put on an article clothing so you show up to the date you

know cute and nice sure you end it both wearing the type of clothing make you think you ball out a little bit like i'm gonna pop some going to go ball out from that thrift store. Yeah. Like that. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. It's so,

um, that was me being silly. I think. Yeah. I like to try and, I don't know. I go back and forth on how silly I want to be on the first date. Like, I don't want to use a lot of creative power if this doesn't go well,

but also I need to see what kind of personality we're working with. Yeah. I think you're going to connect with the girl no matter how goofy or normal you are. You know, those first couple of dates, it's just like, just get to know them. Like, get to know them. And then you'll know if they're goofy. Then the goof gets loose. Yeah, you can talk to them and you'll be funny.

And like, oh, that's funny. That's goofy. That's goofy. Yeah, that's good. Well, you look goofy, huh? Scott and I used to make funny home videos back in the day. And they were goofy. And then we showed them to girls.

And they thought they were kind of funny. You know that sound you've been looking for? Look at this. Treat them like that. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. Okay. Well, thanks, Cave the Babe.

Thanks for... Cave the Babe. That was a really nice compliment too. Oh yeah. Sorry. Yeah. That was awesome. That's one of the coolest voice memo edifications we've ever gotten.

Absolutely. That's really nice of you to say that. Thank you. Can I say something real quick? Hey! Hang on. Brad's going to tell me something real quick. It's a random story from our youth group. It was not a really good inside joke, but

edify obviously means to build others up. We used to always say in our youth group, if somebody said something negative, we'd be like, edify stupid that's it guys this is Sebastian from

Denver Colorado down in Denver I listen to the podcast every night with my big brother Gabe love the podcast Gabe the babe got a dare for Jake you've got to night with my big brother Gabe. Love the podcast. I don't know if I've mentioned that. Got a dare for Jake.

You've got to ask a girl out within this week and tell us what will happen. And question for Brad. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

For mine, it's Calvin and and hops oh nice and uh challenge for both of you here we go um loaded pod make up a story about if you guys went to area 51 um stay cute guys all right this is gabe babe that was my little brother how long is this oh what i don't know that was all one i was like how'd they get extended time no it's 55 seconds Oh, this is gay, but babe. That was my little brother. Hello is this oh, I don't know That was all one. I was like how'd they get extended time and I was 55 seconds Okay, okay, so ask your girl out Yeah, so I'm gonna sound a little bit like a hypocrite here, but I don't know you realized done 83 episodes

I've never once Shared about how date went or in any way talked about my relationship with like anything current going on. Obviously, I just mentioned a date I've been on, but I don't really do that out of respect for the ladies. So it's a fun idea. What was his name? Seabass. Gabe's little brother, Seabass.

Oh, yeah, Sebastian. Seabass. That's a good idea. Maybe you'll still ask someone out. But I don't want it to become a thing where it's like, let's hear how Jake's dating life is. Let's hear him just dock some girl publicly on the podcast. Yeah, because then that girl, any girl that knows you at all is like, I'm not going to go on a date with him. Yeah, right.

Can't have him on his podcast. So yeah, I don't do that for several reasons, but Brad, what was your favorite cartoon? Okay. He's a Calvin Hobbes, which is like a cartoon strip. My, I was saying cartoon show. Yeah. I didn't watch very many of those growing up. Um, but the one I did watch was recess. Loved it. Oh really? I didn't get into recess. TJ Detweiler was my favorite. Like I wanted to be TJ, TJ Detweiler. Detweiler is a cool ass name. It's awesome. And TJ, pretty cool first name. Pretty cool first name. Yeah. So TJ Debtweiler was the man. I had Recess Schools out on VHS.

It was a movie. It was very good. Ball out. Yeah. I balled out. I watched that thing real quick. Pop off in Ball Out King. Pop off King on the Ball Out.

No cap. No capping. No capping on this pod. So loved Recess. And then what did he say at the end? We need to make up a story. When we go to Area 51. Well, the thing is, Seabass, we don't need to make up a story.

We've been there. Because we've been there. Surprisingly little amount of security. Really? I walked in. I showed my jogger's license, which wasn't expired at the time. I will say that. They always say, act like you've been there before.

So, we wore our I've been to area 51 before t-shirts they arrived about four months after we ordered them but we did you know we had to they were comfortable shirts they were so nice and comfortable let me tell you dude that that joke made me have to never get retired just anything with clothing didn't get it when i thought i would yeah but that just makes it that made it that much more worth it honestly it was around a major holiday. So it was kind of fun. I was able to justify it. And there was a pandemic going around that was, you know, like no one was only like nine months old. So like, uh, like everything else, like was all struggling logistically, like Amazon, like could only get your packages in like two days. Um, so.

So we're wearing these shirts that say, uh, I visited area 51. Yeah. And all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Yes. It was, it's a hilarious joke. I love t-shirts that say that. Yeah. So like, obviously I bought one for me and big daddy. Yeah.

We walk in and, uh, you know, immediately we're like in, in the building. It's, uh, it's underground, which is to be expected, but it's pretty easy to find. And you would not believe there's just alien goop everywhere. Do you remember that? It was so goopy. And I remember thinking like, Oh, it's probably bright green.

And it wasn't, no, it was more of a fluorescent magenta. And so I was like, Hey, what's this fluorescent magenta goop doing everywhere? And then I was like, I got my nice shoes on,

you know, is this goop liable to, you know, yeah. Get a little goopy. It's the goop. Kind of get loose. Hey, I don't want to, you know, get a little goopy? Is the goop going to get loose? Hey, I don't want to step in anything and say I'm gooping here, you know?

I don't want goop. So we don't want to step on it. One of the craziest things about the fluorescent magenta goop is that they say it has little to no value to people on Earth. It's kind of just, oh, that's an interesting color to see uh-huh we walk past the goop room and in the back is a bunch of uh interns for ellen degeneres just being berated um you'd be surprised how how deep her uh influence goes it was like ellen's not even there no but they were they were wearing shirts that said i interned felonious terrace all i got was depression in this t-shirt and all i got was verbal abuse and that's how i knew who they were yeah and i was like whoa no wonder people are curious about

this place that makes sense how'd you get here yeah and they said we took, we took an Uber here. Um, and they, they said an Uber and they said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, I'm so bad. This story. I took the Uber here because I wanted the master bedroom.

That's right. Yes. But turns out this is an alien compound. So that sucks. So I'm kind of stuck here now until Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones come and break me out. So that's the, that's the story. So that's it. That's our Area 51 story.

And we will not be going back. No. We got our t-shirts. We're good. That's it. That's it. Thank you, Sebastian. This voicemail says CHIEFS in all caps.

I'm going to click on it. That sounds fun. CHIEFS. Hello, Jake and Brad. How's everything going today? Good. Well, it's going well. is everything going today? Good. Well, it's going well. Yeah.

I don't know. Pretty solid Wednesday. I played a lot of pickleball tonight. Oh, I got free Chick-fil-A. Anyway, I have a question for you guys. I noticed you guys haven't really been talking about football really this year. And I'm wondering if you guys could talk about the Chiefs because they're doing really well this season. Are they?

All right. They're the best. Bye-bye. All right, cool. Yeah, let's talk about them. I wouldn't say the football talk's been that minimum. I mean, randomly, we talked about the Steelers and Ravens and Broncos quarterbacks.

Yeah, let's talk about the Chiefs real quick. They can turn it on and turn it off whenever they want. And it's kind of frustrating, but also amazing. It's like a fresh spigot. It's honestly like KU basketball basketball that's my fandom for them forever has always been like they're going to win this game and that's turning into the chiefs now it's like we're going to win it didn't used to be this way but it feels good it's awesome it's like we're going to figure out a way to like they're the only team where it's third and 20 when i'm like we're

going to be fine i would love to see the stats on what my homes has done from third and long last three seasons no i think it's got to be phenomenal i didn't read to see the stats on what Mahomes has done from third and long the last three seasons. It's got to be phenomenal. I didn't read it yet, but my friend sent like a tweet that said something about his stats on third and 15 or longer are like amazing. I mean, just as like a watcher, I'm noticing that like he's converting over half of these. Unbelievable. They're so good. They're wonderful.

Sammy Watkins is obviously the X factor. He's been playing very well. I just think, yeah, it is frustrating though that I think they can turn it on, turn it off. Cause then like what happens is a lot of times they'll go up by a lot and then they'll kind of coast. So I don't like that.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, it was just too bad, but, uh, it's, it's fun. We got the best player in the NFL and we have a very, uh, offensive minded head coach, which makes it just a fun, fun combo. I really, really hope, obviously if we're, if we're, if which makes it just a fun, fun combo. I really, really hope, obviously if we're, if we're,

if you're listening to the podcast, you're fans of us. So the, hopefully you will still enjoy the chiefs, but I think eventually we're going to become the big time villains. And I don't want that. People are going to be annoyed by chiefs and chiefs fans. Yeah.

Like I just don't want, I can't, it's hard for me to imagine Patrick Mahomes truly being disliked that much by people because he's such a nice guy. When you're successful in sports, it's like bound to happen. It's like Steph Curry. Like people started hating.

I didn't like Steph Curry and the warriors very much. Eventually people don't like LeBron and LeBron is nothing but like amazing things on and off the court. Sure. Yeah. And it's just like, okay, this is frustrating.

Yeah, whatever. So don't, don't dislike Patrick Mahomes. He doesn't do anything wrong. He likes ketchup a lot. Chiefs are fun. Chiefs are fun. Chiefs are fun.

Yeah, it's so great, too, that we are like our weapons are on offense. Like imagine, I don't know, being a team that's like our defense is like our defense is so fun to watch. No, it's not. Every time you say that, you are lying. We just got great defense. And I think that like, I don't know. I know defense wins championships, all that stuff. I'm calling.

I think that's a way of the past. I think there's some advanced metrics these days that would like, I think the best defense in the league chiefs could still score 45 on them easily. I mean, yeah, we did. Yeah. The Ravens,

the Ravens early on season. And then Tampa Bay had a pretty good defense too. That's right. And we torched them, torched, torched them. Anyway, then we done with that.

I actually have multiple friends who've reached out to me and be like, been loving the podcast. I do skip over whenever you guys talk about football friends who've reached out to me and been loving the podcast. I do skip over whenever you guys talk about football. But other than that, I've been loving the podcast. Sure, that's fair. Sure, that's fine. We're done now. Megan, hey, we're back. Megan.

Megan? Okie dokie. I think that's going to conclude that segment of this podcast. It's been a fun one so far. Brad, would you like to tell me your review of the week?

You know what? Why don't I go ahead and tell you my review of the week, Brad? Okay. Here we go. This is from S. Madler. It's Madler. Maybe Sma-Adler15. Binge listener.

Tremendous binging. Tremendous patience. I'm listening. Binge listener. That wasendous binging. Tremendous patience. I'm listening. Binge listener. Oh, that was a little tricky for my tongue. Binge listener. It's the G, I think, that's getting you. Hey, Jake and Brad.

I started from episode one about a month ago, and I'm already on episode 30. Oh, I didn't catch that. So it's going to be a while before she hears this. Whatever. Wait, this might be the voice memo girl, too. No, her name is Cassie. Hey, Smadler? What up, Cass? Cassie Smadler. name was Cassie. Hey, Smadler. What up, Cass?

Cassie Smadler. Yeah. I love listening to the. Smadler. I love listening to the banter and improv between you two. And it's the only podcast I will listen to now. It's been really fun listening to you guys grow the podcast each week and kind of fun listening to past episodes.

It was a simpler time before COVID. I've been waiting for the recorder podcast. I wonder if I'm ever going to hear it. I also love Blinks of the Week. And I'm hoping by the time I catch up you will have seen my review Anyway, keep it up you poopsies Thanks, Smadler Yes Good review, I'm glad you like it so much and you've 86'd all your other podcasts, that's cool

That is awesome Alright, mine's coming from SRKBug It says Just for the name alone Clean and hilarious This podcast is so refreshing, especially with the year we've all had. This podcast has helped me smile when it seems a lot of my life is struggling. Thanks to Brad and Jake for helping me smile and distract myself a little to help me make

it through this year. SRK Boog. Hey, what up, Cirque Boog? Give me some of that boog. Oh, yeah. Hey, Boog. Much love to you and everybody else. Boog, you trying to ball out? Boog and ball? Guess how much I pay for this belt that boog. Oh, you're trying to make boog. Much love to you and everybody else. Boog, you trying to ball out?

Boog and ball. Guess how much I pay for this belt, boog. Okay, we got a jingle. It's another Kirstie Swick original. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let me, I think, yeah, I know my parts. Perfect.

I'll follow you. Here we go. Jingle time. Oh, geez, it's happening again. Or is there, Oh, okay. Okay. It's kind of like that jingle bell rock. Say partner round in old KC.

I've been to a few parties, chicken and pickle where I'll be always getting pretty nightly repping around in an LST all the custom gifts I'll bring later I'll film some TK3 and we'll do You will get a slapstick repealing When you hear voices talking about eyebrows Mom, I couldn't find my own loofah now Potting around in old KC Still dreaming about my bae All the DMs coming daily

But no dough to bag today out my bay all the DMs coming daily but no dough to bag today hey hey take it away Nick yeah Nick and John let us hear it the blues traveler

yeah yeah hey nice thank you guys for listening to me sing sorry it wasn't better Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Nice. Thank you guys for listening to me sing. Sorry it wasn't better, but that's as good as I can do. You did great. Thanks. We've literally never tried that once.

That was our first try. First and only. Yeah. No, people will be surprised. You think they'll be surprised? A hundred percent. It was. It was our first one.

Ask Justin. Ask Justin. He didn't edit it guys okay i i do appreciate the justin comments and the different ways you guys spelled justin a couple episodes ago on the youtube version thanks in yeah just just in it's just an in just in yeah okay this has been episode 84 the uh rainy moss episode it's 83 oh I thought you said it was 83 at the beginning. I think I, if I did, I lied. Really? But I do think I said 84 earlier.

It is. It is. 84 is definitely Randy Moss. Okay, cool. Yeah. Thank you guys for listening. I'm trying to think if there's anything to say. Oh, this will be announced by the time this comes out.

I'm pretty sure. But down to two podcasts. Trey and i are stopping do less god bless we're breaking up you know even brad pitt and jennifer aniston you know had to break up at some point no but we just realized you know we started that podcast during quarantine where there wasn't much going on and we got a little taste of what it's like to travel and still try to put out content it's like oh this is a lot and uh oh there's gonna be i'll tell you off the pod because i don't want to be the one to announce that trey hasn't announced yet but some exciting announcements

considering the tour i'm just gonna say there's a good chance i'm coming to a city near you oh okay you brad all whoever's listening so follow uh get get on the do less guest uh train if you want to get the uh first uh news about oh yeah honestly yeah so train are down to one awesome i'm down to two and uh br Brad's sticking with one for now. But there's also a good chance that we're coming to a computer near you for a conference. If you are. Yeah. Let's start.

Who knows? We don't know if it's going to happen yet. Teaser. Tease. Do you feel teased? Packers. I hate being titillated. It's from Angela.

Angela says. OK. Didn't know if that was a senior quote or something okay maybe clint think about it yeah think about it those are some random updates not sure why i threw those in at the end of the episode but there they are uh look out for the night of champions live stream i guess they already have them by the time this came out and uh we'll see you in the next episode yes love you guys see ya