Ghostrunners - 85 - Fight Mike Tyson or Return NFL Punts

Episode Date: December 21, 2020

Jake won a spelling bee to get the master bedroom, Brad would turn down a million dollars to join the Wiggles, and both have had some accidents with bodily fluids. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake, I don't mean to brag, Big Blue, but I've been working a lot this week. You know, I remember Titan was like, I don't mean to brag, but probably think about thousands. Thousands. Nah. Anyway, I've been working a lot this week and yeah, it's fine. I don't mind working. I work for a living just like everybody else does. But one of my favorite things, one of the best things about working from home is that often, especially when Catherine's in kind of a goofy

mood, if I come in from the shop and she's in the living room with the kids, like I'll walk in and she'll just start clapping for me. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, and then Hattie stands up and she gets into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dang. That's awesome. It really is hilarious. And then I kind of like start getting goofy and like doing some dances and Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dang, that's awesome. It really is hilarious. And then I kind of start getting goofy and doing some dances and like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for coming out. I don't think there's anything more you could have said to make me want a family more than that. That sounds awesome.

It is. You're like a celebrity in your own house. And it doesn't happen every time, which almost makes it more special. You walk in though sometimes, isn't dad great? Yeah! And then yay dad. And so, uh, Catherine, if you're listening, I think, uh, what you're doing is already phenomenal.

Great job. I will be lucky to have that in a wife someday, but maybe mix it up even further. Like walk up music every now and like one in every 20, just play a song that, you know, Brad's going to get down to. Yeah. Oh, I like it. And then you prepare the kids. Hey kids, get out of the way.

Dad's about to come in and dance probably now who i be rubber band man wow that's a taliban nine yeah i only got about 26 match on google on there i was not sure what song you were singing. I know, that was too obscure. I thought it was the beginning of can't tell me nothing Wait till I get my money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that would be good too. Wait. Wait till I get my money right. Did I just completely come up with new words for that song? No, that's later on. It's called Can't Tell Me Nothing.

Catherine, and if you all be honest, like sometimes I think she should keep me on my toes, and sometimes I just walk in, I'll be expecting a clap, and she'll just go, boo. Go back to work. Not long enough. We're still having to shop at Aldi. Let's go. Trader Joe's is waiting.

Oh, that's so good. Let's jingle. Oh, is this the wrong one? This is okay. Yeah. Should we do it for the beginning and the end? Sure. I'm just thinking.

Uh-oh, uh-oh. Ooh, I think the type. He means as it's going out on some random thoughts on white meat. This is great. To Midwest best. Best best friends eating fast food. Eating fast food on repeat. So come on, let's get our own.

Let's run. Go down your feet. Boom. Ghost Hunters Podcast every Monday, every Monday morning with Jake and Brad. His name is Jake. My name is Brad, and we are the Ghost Runners Podcast.

We're the best you ever had. Because we are the Ghost Runners Podcast every Monday morning with Jake and Brad. Every Monday morning you can listen to us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. Hey. Can't tell me nothing. Wait till I get my nothing. Can't tell me that. Right?

Rubber band, man. Sorry I threw you off there. I couldn't remember the Can't tell me that. Right? Rubber band, man. Sorry I threw you off there. I couldn't remember the order. That's great. Hey, spoiler at the end. That song's coming back. Quick spoiler, guy. Or I could try to do the opening jingle music with the lyrics from that song.

Who knows what you're going to get. That would be crazy, guys. I don't know about that, Brad. Okay. I'm not going to tell you where you're going to get. You'll figure it out later. What's going on, dude? How are you doing? Dude, I'm not going to tell you where you're going to get. You'll figure it out later. What's going on, dude? How are you doing?

Dude, I'm... You've been busy. You're working. I'm moving. Moving. Moving is... Moving and shaking. Two things about moving.

One, I don't think it's as bad as maybe it's cracked up to be. Okay. Maybe because I don't have that many things. Yeah, bold statement. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably why. Probably.

But you're still... Definitely. Yes. I would say the more that you have, the harder it is to move things i would agree you think it's a direct correlation absolutely 100 so that's why and how heavy the things are okay so i will say my roommate's a woodworker yeah that's a lot of things yeah a lot yeah uh with but the no matter how much stuff you have you're just busy constantly, you know, like spent all Monday. It's like cleaning up, packing up all of Tuesday, actually moving it over.

Yeah. And then today I actually didn't get that much done today. Woke up 6 30 AM pickleball. Oh yeah. Pickleball. I would play pickleball at 6 30. Why daddy? Why daddy?

2 1 2. Service. Serve. And I've just been busy doing other stuff and it's just uh thank goodness i have this week off uh and trey's yeah trey's out on vacay yes so i have the time to to move so it's fine i could because i kind of like the like the reorganizing you get to do you get to set up your room in a new way i I know. I love that new dimensions. Maybe we've talked about that before. Like I love rearranging my room. Yeah. Isaac and I were like talking about last night, like rearranging my desk was fun. Plugging everything back in it. You get to take inventory on the things you own. Like I get rid of so much stuff every time I move. It's like, yeah, you, yeah, you do like a, uh, yeah. An inventory,

like just kind of was like a, is this good enough? I do. When was the last time I i actually use this it's like you like get to be honest with yourself for a second i'm like looking at a t-shirt like are we guys are we keeping the 2016 model t-shirts right are we throwing those out right okay we're getting rid of them it's like an old iphone like are they still getting the new ios updates i don't know they're not they're slowing down okay yeah this was pre-ball out yeah throw it off this time this isildan? Yeah. I don't know. Comfort colors now. Comfort wash. No, I, uh, I, what, okay.

What do you think about the idea? I think this is a bad idea, but good idea. Bad idea. Okay. Um, you and Isaac, let's say three, four months down the road, you just play a game or whatever you want to call it, where you get to rearrange each other's rooms. I think it's a bad idea. Uh, last night, as we're all moving in Harrison, uh, mentioned, what if we all switch rooms every month? We do

a new competition every month to see who gets in every month. A lot. I think it's go by quick. That was my exact word. I said, every month is a lot. Yeah. That's like three, four, like maybe every quarter, every, every trimester trimester is good. good yeah i've been trying to measure more things in trimesters have you yeah it's tough it is it's like a song in three-fourths uh time it's not natural three-fourths yeah it's not it's not a fraction it's 75 time in 0.75 time it's like when i was in mexico uh trace slash quad slash four oh i think is how you say it slash translates Trace slash Quatro Slash translates right You can at least see with my arm You can see what this is right

Divided Divido Quatro I need to go back to Mexico That was just content gold I need to go back to Mexico just for the stories Oh that was awesome Have you thought about traveling anytime soon? Yeah there's's not many places you can go to and, uh, pretty difficult

these days. Yeah. Just like you kind of got to stay in America, even Hawaii kind of open up. And now I think they're kind of shutting down again. So I'll probably just wait. Cause I was, yeah. New year's plans. I'm like maybe Vegas, maybe like road trip to Dallas, Oklahoma city, maybe just like stay here and eat a bunch of cookie dough. That sounds just as nice. Doesn't sound awesome. Yeah. It sounds awesome. Yeah. Like just extended relaxation time. I think Trey and eat a bunch of cookie dough. That sounds just as nice to me. Doesn't that sound awesome? Yeah. That sounds awesome. Yeah.

Like just extended relaxation time. I think Trey and I've talked about this before, cause we've kind of done videos on it. Like there's this expectation with two holidays, holidays, loose word, April fool's day and new year's eve. Yeah. April fool's day is a very loose word. I celebrate privately. All right.

Don't. That's not even like, that's not even kind of a holiday. It's like a notorious day. It's a day with a name. Yeah. I guess it's a holiday is groundhogs day is, which is what you made the joke off of.

So, okay, go ahead. But those are two days where there's a lot of expectations. A lot of like, what was the other one? Sorry, I got mixed up.

New Year's Eve and April fool's day where you feel this pressure to do something cool or fun and if you don't then at least i feel like dang it yeah i didn't feel like you missed out okay next year next year both of those holidays so i'm trying to learn as i get older hey just just play it cool yes i look like you've been here before have a chill new year's eve yeah i don't know if that's because i'm older because i'm married but i do not care about New Year's anymore. I'm like, yeah, this is fine. We'll stay home and we'll just go to bed at like 11.

Maybe next year I'll get there. Because right now I still feel the pressure like, it's New Year's Eve. It's New Year's Eve. I gotta do something. Well, and to be fair, you don't go to bed before midnight anyway. So then it does turn the new year and you're just like, what am I doing here? People people are outside shooting off fireworks i'm trying to eat dinner yeah and i got cookie dough in my teeth i don't know um cookie dough i got cookie dough on my teeth

hey jake you wanna come over heck kick it with me and trav we got a bye week because we're the number one team yeah coach reed might might be there. I don't know. He's really good at cooking steaks. I personally like mine a little more medium rare, but he goes straight medium. But, you know, it's whatever it takes for the team. What a team win. Okay, on April Fool's Day,

I do enjoy the trend that April Fool's is taking towards less pranks, more just goofy things. Tell me more. I can't think of very good specific things because I wasn't prepared for April Fool's, to be honest. But I feel like back in the day, April Fool's was like,

oh, we switched the bags inside your cereal boxes so when you pour out Lucky Charms, you really got Cheerios. Got you! It's like, charms, you really got Cheerios. It's like, I can't put the Cheerios back in here, but I don't want these, you know?

Um, and nowadays I like, it's like more pranks like, or back then it was more mean spirited, whatever pranks. Now it's like Google glass came out or not Google glass, but like all those Google funny Gmail blue. Yes.

Yeah. Like all those kinds of things come out on April fool's day. It's like, okay, this is really funny like fake things like fake to be real things yeah the company's post and stuff i think i i enjoy those a lot yeah i don't i don't need to watch prank videos of like a wife like oh i just pretended to that's my husband's tv yeah but i got him a bigger one yeah it's fine yeah that's so overdone and played out yeah but yeah, I don't know if they're still doing it,

but they've always done a good job. I remember one year, yeah, Gmail blew. Everything you love about Gmail, but now blew. They did Google Tap one year where they replaced your keyboard with just a, what is that? SOS, dot dash dot. What is that? Morse code.

Morse code. Yeah, you just had two. You had a dot or a dash as your keyboard. Oh, that's funny. You know they they do such a good job like it looks legitimate yeah they'll have like a vice president yeah like there was one time i was like this sounds awesome and somebody's like no it's not real it's april fools i was like dang it ah they got me still though maybe yeah i'll eat the cheerios fine

that's fine so anyway so what's your, I've been moving a lot. Yeah. It's, um, I'm trying to think things, uh, moving things. Uh, Isaac's having a little trouble knowing what door goes to what, which he just like keeps getting confused. Uh, he keeps trying to go to the basement and he keeps going into the closet and I keep making fun of him. He's like, it'll happen to you eventually.

Like, look, if it didn't happen to me in the first four hours, it's not going to happen to me eventually. I don didn't happen to me in the first four hours, it's not going to happen to me eventually. How does that happen? Are they the same size? I feel like closet doors even are smaller. Oh, Isaac. I think they're the same size. Maybe we'll give them benefit of the doubt.

Because I was playing pickleball this morning, but I set up an appointment for Google Fiber to come at 10 a.m. this morning. Google Fiber, real. As far as we know, it's not for google fiber to come at 10 a.m this morning real that as far as we know it's not actual fiber but it is real yeah and they came over to do an installation this morning and so i was making sure isaac was going to be there later asked him how it was and uh he's like you know it's pretty good uh he opened the wrong he took her down into the closet. Oh, man. He's like, this girl had to think like either I'm an idiot

or I just like I don't know this house at all. I just love the idea of him opening up like, whoops. Hospital? Trash can. He said some other guy came to the door while the Google Fiber lady, lady you know her name's

britney britney fiber i think is her name yeah we didn't get last name so we can say it britney fiber was in the basement and another guy comes to the door and says is this place for rent and isaac goes no and he just like goes off and it's just like well that's bleep and bleep but i saw this on craigslist and is. And Isaac's just standing there. It's like, I don't know what to tell you. Like we live here. Yeah. Brittany's in the closet right now.

Yeah. He tried to shut the door on him, but he's like, crap, that's the window. Can't get him out of here. He's like, goodbye, sir. Dang it. He slammed the oven door shut on him. Yeah. Dang it.

I just broiled my bagel because of that. You're already in the kitchen. Dang it. This is going to be very hard to shut the shut on him. Yeah. Dang it. I just broiled my bagel because of that. You're already in the kitchen. Dang it. This is going to be very hard to shut the door on you. Why is that guy getting mad? Like, yeah, whatever. I don't know. He told, Isaac was like, he gave me this huge sob story on how he got evicted.

And he's just, just way oversharing any in general. And just trying to like, if you know of any places where I can like rent, Isaac's like, I'm trying to figure out where the basement is, dude. I, you know, I can't, I can, like, rent, Isaac's like, I'm trying to figure out where the basement is, dude. I, you know, I can't, I can't do this and find you a home. So. Oh, goodness. That was interesting.

I'm trying to think if there's anything else. Yeah, Isaac not knowing the doors is pretty great. Okay, I think it's so funny, like, when people come to your house and they're like, where's your bathroom? I think it is so easy to find people's bathrooms in their house. Right? I think I've talked about, did we talk about this on a podcast or maybe somewhere I've choked about, do you guys have a bathroom? Like people say that.

People say that and mean it. Yeah. Do you guys have a bathroom here? Do you guys have an outhouse or is it indoors? You guys, how are we doing on running water? Do we get that installed? Did Brady come over? Who did your running water?

Do you only pee in public or do you allow it in your home? Bathrooms are easy to find. It's ridiculous. It's like, hey, where's your bathroom? People just feel the need, I think, to announce that they're leaving the room, I guess. Yeah. I had a job where I had to announce that I was going to the bathroom. Oh, yeah.

You've said that. Did I say that before? This is Brad. I would like you to clap me out yeah or clap me back in if i take a long time and i come back a little yeah it was a growler you did it yeah good job pinto beans slap a little different down under huh that's right had he's had he's in the corner yay dad good job yeah dad oh man that video you posted the picture out of her in the in the fridge is classic man i forgot that i asked at the end was it cold just so serious like i'm talking to a

40 year old woman who just came in from outside i love that is kind of your strategy though with hattie most of the time it's just like kind of talk to her like a normal person like hey hattie what's that what's that toy yeah like what do you got there? You know, instead of being like, Hey, what do you have a doll? What are you playing with over there? Hey, uh, what's that toy's name? Yeah. Yeah. Does it have a 401k? No. Okay. Well, let's, let's teach you. Let me tell you, tell you about a Roth IRA. It's a little bit better than a regular IRA, traditional IRA. It's got more letters. Yeah. I've always been that way with, with children. Yeah. I feel like been that way with, with children. Yeah. I feel like, I don't know this, if this is true or not, but you can maybe get their respect more if you don't treat them like a little kid. Maybe. I think they just don't like manipulating

my voice. Yeah, it is kind of, I definitely do it. I'm sure, but I don't do it on purpose. I don't think, but, um, I don't have, I talked about this before in the podcast, probably because we've talked about everything by now. But, um, I think it's so funny when people like have conversations through their kids, like, especially when they're babies, like they're six weeks old and it's like, baby needs to eat. Like, Oh, we had a hard day or like how, like, I'll be like, Hey buddy, how you doing? And then Catherine will be like, Oh, Oh, Bo say we had a really hard day. Yeah.

Tell him, say I'm really tired and I need my daddy. And it's like, it's like, I don't know where to look for one. Do I look at him? Do I look at you? And then you can really get like way more passive aggressive with it.

Like say, yeah, we've had a really hard day and we just really wish that you were home sooner. That's why you're not getting claps today. So I don't know. You're just like burping him. So sooner. That's why you're not getting claps today. So I don't know. You're just like burping him. So yeah.

Why don't you tell dad how our day was and how he's not doing it now, but he burped on my shirt four times today. Why are you telling him about that? Oh, Bo. Bo is a spitter. Bo the burper. Bo the burper. Bo with the bowels.

Bowly Bo. Bow with the bowels. The bowels are bowly. Hey, Bo. Bo's got some bowels. Bowley Bow. Bow with the bowels. The bowels are bowly. Hey, Bow. Bow's got some bowels. Can I buy a bow from you, Bow? That's good. That's good.

That's good. That's good. That's good. Moving though, I got the master. Yeah, you did. I got the master. We got to tell everyone about this. That was electric.

Oh my gosh. If you're not on Patreon, it is time to sign up it is just to watch re-watch the live stream that we got to do it just for this month seriously just join for five bucks you can go back and watch the live stream yes we had uh you know we were just doing like our december live stream it was right after we did our december uh bonus episode also on patreon with harrison uh new roommate harry yes and harrison was still over at the house we did a live stream so him and Isaac and Greg and different people are all popping in and out of the stream and about 45

minutes into it we realized hey uh we need to settle this master bedroom competition Brad's ideas last week were great we were kind of you know didn't have a ton of time so we did ping pong which I won top golf which I lost it so we needed to break the tie so someone in the chat I think suggested spelling bee. Yeah. Yeah. And there were a lot of other suggestions before this. And it was like, no, I don't think that's a good one.

I don't like a standing thing on one leg. Like, no. Oh, yeah. Staring contest. Yeah. Handstand contest. Yeah. Which I arm wrestling.

And it was like spelling bee was like, that's what we should do. Yeah. You both felt good about it. It was like, oh, I could do that one. I could do that one. Spelling bee was like, yes. Like internally, I was like, that's what we should do. You both felt good about it. Other ones, it was like, oh, I could do that one. I could do that one. Spelling Bee was like, yes. Internally, I was like, oh, yeah. And then Harrison stood up.

And I was like, oh, physically, he's good. Yeah, step up. So Harrison did great. I don't know. Do we spoil it? Yeah, we got to spoil it. We got to talk about it. We got to talk about it.

We got to talk about it. There's some details we could go into. But yeah. It was Brad and Isaac were our proctors of the evening and i thought you guys did a great job i tried to be very fair it was kind of tough but yes in hindsight even like looking back i was like those words were very even thank you because it was the people watching the stream and commenting who were like suggesting the words and it was up to brad and isaac to kind of choose you know the same reading level right spelling level words yeah

and they said we're just going to ask until one of you gets four once you get four points you get the master bedroom correct and we started off strong entrepreneur got it pterodactyl got it but there's a thing with pterodactyl do you want me to tell you yeah you should explain it yeah so he got i think the first word that he had was pseudonym he got that one right and so then we went to you and i was like okay jake do you want a word that also starts with p or do you want one that starts with L? Oh, yeah, and then I was like, you know what? I'm the proctor I'll decide and so I just chose to go with pterodactyl which has a silent P at the beginning

Like okay, obviously you're gonna know. Yeah, and so I was being goofy with it. I was like pterodactyl Pterodactyl, you know, I was like pretending like I was like the guy that like repeated over and over again Pterodactyl and somebody was like you can't do that. I think Isaac was like you Like well, I already said it started with do that. I think Isaac was like, you, and I'm like, well, I already said it started with a P. I would've got the P. So I was being goofy.

Pterodactyl. The P's not the hard part there. So, um, yeah, so you got that one right and keep going. And then from there, we both kind of struggled for a little bit.

The proper nouns gave me some trouble specifically. Yeah. Saskatchewan. Laodicea. Laodicea. Worcestershire. Yeah. I went over three on those.

Uh huh. And Harrison went one for 3 on those. So next thing you know, Harrison's up 3-1. It was not looking good for you. And I was honestly very surprised. Not because I didn't think Harrison was smart, but because I think you are smart and could do it. Yeah, I thought that was my wheelhouse.

Diarrhea hurt you? Was that during the 3-1? I was already down 3-1. And I was like, alright, this is my time to make a comeback. Brad gives me diarrhea. As I said, I was like, oh, that sounds weird. Brad shoots diarrhea my way. I take it. I was like, hey, I need to I need to float one up to you.

So here's some diarrhea. Some diarrhea. Yeah. Take it. Yeah. And I thought it was an easy one or easy, easy as, as easy as it's going to get. I think that was probably the easiest word of the night. The tricky part of diarrhea is the R's and the H's, you know, where do they go? How many R's? And we were given notebook,

paper, and pens. We could write it down, which is really convenient. You could like visually see it. So I correctly spell diarrhea on the piece of paper, but then I have some sort of small stroke. When I go to repeat these letters in front of me, I just don't say one of them, but I think I have some sort of small stroke. When I go to repeat these letters in front of me, I just don't say one of them. But I think I have said it right in my head and they're like, incorrect. And I just can't believe it. I'm like, yeah, I just go D I R H E A stupid. Yeah. And they're like, incorrect. I just can't believe it. I'm like, how do you spell that word then? Right. So then Harrison takes the notebook paper from me. I was like, it's over. And at this point, I don't even care. Cause typically I would have been like,

let me scratch that out. Like, you can't look at my work like you know don't look at i'm like i'm down three one like this is it he's gonna get it yeah so harrison's looking at correctly spelled diarrhea and it's worked to my favor he's like well i gotta spell it different than that yeah he's staring at your diarrhea he's looking at it he's like that's not bad could i do better yeah i can have better diarrhea in this right and so then i think he puts the h in front of the r's or. And so we both miss it. Yeah. And so I'm still alive, still down 3-1. I think, I don't know what the next one was, but now it's 3-2.

And then the next word that was given to Harrison was facetious. I can't even say it without laughing. I wanted to name our Wi-Fi that. I was like, that's going to be tricky. We're having to spell it every time. It's going to bring memories probably we'll just name it that don't name the path don't do the password is that uh yeah so it was facetious that's kind of tough to say um i was like tremendous facetious facetious and then like as he was kind of thinking about it trying to do his little paper thing i jokingly go back to the pterodactyl thing. I jokingly go,

Pufacicious, Pufacicious. And Harrison made eye contact with me. And he kind of like winked at me like, Oh, thanks dude. Loud and clear, big dog,

loud and clear. Message received. He goes, okay, facetious. P F. We all just burst it. I lost it. I was like,

Oh my goodness. For the win the win yes you would pf chains on facetious it was unreal it was unreal oh man and he looked at me like i had like betrayed him or something and i was like dude i i'm so sorry i was not trying to i was i was being goofy. I was being facetious. I was being goofy. I was just kidding. Oh my gosh.

It was awesome. It was awesome. So then he was beating himself up a lot. You tied up three, three, and then we had a lightning round for the end and you got it. And yeah, you did the longest handstand ever then. So it was electric. was awesome yeah so go back and watch it i think you can actually watch you can't see me i don't think in the spelling bee but you can see harrison as i say proficacious proficacious oh okay okay

oh man i took a picture because he wrote down oh yeah i took a picture of that because i'm like i gotta keep that forever that reminds me i was gonna do something i think by the time this comes out i'll already have posted it on patreon so they know but i want to do a thing where i took a picture of each of our bedrooms and i i'm gonna like photoshop or like put writing over it so in my bedroom i'm gonna write facetious the correct way and in harris's bedroom i'm gonna put the envelope like photoshopped into it the way you spelled it. That's for me. You should get him that for Christmas. Like get him a framed version of that. Like just put that in a frame and put it on his wall. Have you make a CNC design something? Dude, I just made one of those actually. Uh,

not that exactly, but I know, uh, I've been doing all sorts of different things this week. And one of them that somebody asked for was these pieces of wood that had engraved, uh, like their grandparents, like their deceased grandparents handwriting on them. Oh, that's kind of cool. Like recipes and stuff they put on there. Oh, wow. Yeah. Uh, it's pretty cool.

One of them was like, I will just remember I'm so proud of you and I'll always love you or something. That's the way to use like custom furniture and cool technology. Yeah. It was a great way of doing it. I made that. I was really proud of that. And I was really proud of, I made these like custom or I made a custom home sign that like

I teamed up with Emily Duckworth. Oh, yeah, yeah. And she she makes these custom home like drawings and paintings and stuff. Imperfect designs. Yeah. Imperfect design. M dot perfect designs. And she digitized a house for me that I sent her a picture of like she made it into a digital

thing. I put it onto the CNC, engraved it into a cutting board, and we did it for the Swicks. It looks really dope. Let's go, Swicks. Yeah, so I'm going to hopefully, if you know any real estate people out there, tag them. Tag them in our five-star reviews,

and I'll hit them up from there because I think it would be a really good real estate idea for people, like a housewarming gift kind of thing. Yeah, welcome to the house. Here's your grandma's handwriting. Here's your grandma's handwriting. Here's your grandma's handwriting. Here's a picture of your house. And here's the basement. Oh, look at that. You can put it in the

base. Linen. I don't know. Whatever this thing is. Where's your bathroom? Well, first of all, do you have a bathroom? Do you have a bathroom? Yeah. What if I have to die-haria? Dur-hia. Dur-hia. That's what it really was

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and we were at the McElveen's house and their little boy, he's almost two now, loves the Wiggles, watches the Wiggles a lot. Have you heard of the Wiggles? I thought you were gonna, okay, not the song. What you gonna do with that big fat butt? Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.

Hey. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. Hey. That is actually what i meant it's crazy you said that that's exactly he's walking and he's that is a funny song uh no the wiggles it's like you know what it is kind of teletubbies but they have ipads real humans oh I honestly don't really know. It's honestly, yeah. I don't know either because we don't watch it very much. Not in your house. We never watch it, actually. I don't think.

Ellis household, we are not a Wiggles household. I will do a lot of things for my daughter. I will not wiggle. I will not wiggle. I will not wiggle. That's where I put my foot down. No, but we were watching it, and apparently these Wiggles, they're super famous.

I don't know how famous. I don't know what that means exactly. Like millions upon millions of people watch followers. Yeah. Followers. They ever do meetups? Sure. Okay. Yeah.

Um, but they, apparently they get paid like, or I don't know. I was like, like, I was like, I would never do this job. I would never, I would, cause they're like literally like never. Because they're literally being the stupidest, dancing around. This is not creative. This is not funny. This is so dumb, basically. Silly. I was like, I would never do this.

And Harrison's like, you would never do this? I was like, I would never do this. He's like, what if they paid you $250,000 a year to do this? Let me go see what the Wiggles do. Let me YouTube this real quick. Yeah. And see how much they make. I'll look up how much do the Wiggles make the wiggles oh no oh no i misspelled some things oh my gosh okay

so they bring in it says on here i mean i don't know how many of them it looks like there's four in all these pictures there's probably more accessories but they bring in 30 million dollars a year oh 30 million dollars a year. Oh, $30 million a year. And I, I could not, I wouldn't budge. I was like, I would not,

if I had to go into my job every single day, Oh, I'm looking at it and like do what they're doing. I don't think I want to do that. I would, I would do it for that amount of money. Would you? I mean,

so much more money to ball out, but there's no fulfillment. Like, like, like you are such a creative person and you would just do this every day i would do it for one year that's not an option it's it's life it's it's wiggles for life i've definitely not do it for life that's not even a question yeah no way like i'm like no like life's too good to wiggle around in a let's say let's say 20 years majority of your work now i still know right like one or nothing right i like

i'm carmelo anthony like obviously i gotta go to college but i mean as soon as i get there i'm leaving we're like uh jay cutler like he retired and then the dolphins were like hey we'll give you like 15 million dollars to come be a quarterback here he's like i'm probably gonna break some ribs but for 15 million i could do it like i get that i'll do that all day like if somebody was like hey i'll break your ribs right now and I'll give you a million dollars for it like yeah you have to return a pop them in baby like whatever you want to do Tyson let's go

it's gonna jab you real quick all right what would you what would you rather put your body through okay one round yeah an entire round with Mike Tyson right now Tyson now Tyson is prime Tyson now okay Tyson in your Tyson is prime Tyson now. Okay. Tyson in your,

in his prime, you would die. Oh, that would be awful. I watched a 45 documentary. Hold on. Let me throw a word in there. 45 minutes.

45 for 45. It's an ESPN thing. It's like, it's like ESPN plus. Like it's like better than 30 for 30. I paid for it. Yes. Yes.

I paid for it. Ball out. 45 minute documentary on a Mike Tyson the other night in Florida. I couldn't sleep. Just watch Tyson. Iron Mike. Watch him go to work. I've heard of Iron Mike.

Is that what the documentary's called? Yes. It's like, no, I don't know what it was called exactly, but that was like one of his nicknames. Was it 30 for 30? They have a 30 for 30. No, it was just on YouTube. I don't even know. Nice.

I also watched something similar on Floyd Mayweather recently. I thought it was interesting. He makes so much money. Yeah. So they used to, you know, in his early fights they're like the new you know featherweight champion pretty boy floyd mayweather or whatever and then i noticed like later in his career his nickname changed floyd money mayweather i'm like i wonder at what point you're like i need a nickname how much money i have once he became a billionaire yeah it's like pretty boys not cutting it yeah I have four Rolls Royces yeah pretty boys don't drive Maseratis yeah I have Maserati Mayweather oh that's nice that sounds nice okay so Mike Tyson or one round with current 52 year old Mike Tyson I think that's his age I like I like that one so far you like it I do

I I think whatever what unless the next one is like a really, like how much, how long is a round of boxing? I think three minutes. Yeah, three minutes of torture versus whatever, what's the second one going to be? Second one is you have to return every punt for the Chiefs for an entire season. So you have to be there. Can I fair catch every time?

No, you can't fair catch. If like, if like situationally, you wouldn't. I'm imagining be just, I'm imagining big Brad in a football jersey. Yeah. Trying to run around and track a ball in the air. Oh, big daddy's not going to catch. No one can catch those balls. Like it's so hard to catch a punt.

Oh man. And I can't or can fair catch it. I think you can let the ball go. If like, you know, heels on the 10 yard line, it's going over your head. Like if it's going to help the chiefs out, you know, yeah, you can let the ball go into the end zone. Yeah. But if it's like 10 yards or further, you got to catch it.

You got to make an attempt to catch it. No way. No way. I take Tyson all day. Yeah. I take Tyson and I would just, I don't know what I would do. I think I would probably just be passive. I want to say that I'd be like really aggressive. He's got a block for three minutes. It's like,

it's only three minutes, but he's trying to kill you and he might bite your ear off. That's fine. That's fine. I've had 30 good years with these ears. My ears are just, honestly, my ears are not great. So he might not like them then. That's true. I'll tell him beforehand, like FYI, I get a little distortion in one of my ears because I put it too close to a speaker one time so just i probably wouldn't even mess with it i imagine it's like the kia of ears at the weigh-in he's just there just like looking super tough and you're just like going on and on yeah yeah so it's a little ringy at times in the right one so i don't know if i go for that one um cardio wise i'm not i'm not in great shape honestly yeah i

pickleball and basketball are about what I do. And I'm the sixth man on our six man basketball team. So, uh, I don't know what else to tell you. Just go easy on me. Ignoring everything. Yeah. I think I would just try to sit with like, get a, get a, get the sympathy card quick. Like, sorry, I'm a little late. My daughter was crying. Yeah. How would you feel though? even if you were like professionally playing or boxing or something if you were punching somebody and the other guys go stop please oh ow please ouchy please stop the whole time the whole time he's just every time you land a punch please stop quit seriously quit it like be like a fourth grade like no seriously as soon as like quit

ding ding ding rounds over. Why are you doing this? What? Who's making you do this? Let's just be on the same team. Remember like when you, were you like, when you do,

when you were little, did you play with your friends and like play like invisible people in basketball? Scott and I would always be on the same team and we'd be like playing like the Boston Celtics. Way better. Yeah. Like, come on, like Al,

you put to me, you know, Oh, we got three seconds left but he was found so anyway actually now that i think about i don't think i ever played against invisible people in basketball you'd be like oh you did so you had a friend instead of playing one-on-one you'd play 2v0 i don't i don't think i think so i definitely played one like by myself against invisible people oh no doubt no doubt i think i played i definitely like like

did not play. Like I, Scott and I would play together against nobody. I don't know if we like, I can't really truly remember if we like played another team. Two v zero. Yeah. But we definitely, uh, yeah. Would like practice our passes and like being in sync and stuff. Scott and I took pride in how much we were like in sync on the court.

Synced up your cycles. So anyway, I was watching the end of some patreon video that you uploaded Oh, I think it's the happy birthday Dean one and afterwards. There's a suggested video that pops up That's like 14 year old Scott in the thumbnail in the titles like Scott Peck rocks my world I was it check that one out guys. Yeah, that's one of my two public YouTube videos What is it called again? Scott Peck rules my world? I think rules my world world. That's tough for me to say. Did you watch it? Rules my world. No, I didn't. Okay. It's just us in a car. It's like me and my

three best friends in high school in my friend Sam Dwyer's car. He had a Ford Focus and as a joke, he put spinners on it. That's an I Down Boys move. It was pretty great. And we were listening to the song Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Under the boardwalk. Oh, dang it. Close. Under the bridge. And someone's like, I don't ever want to feel like I did that day. Take me to the place I love. And so I was like kind of, I don't know. I was recording myself.

And then like Scott like sings it like an octave octave higher little pubescent scott and it's awesome and he rules your world he rules my world it's probably not funny to anybody else but it was hilarious to us in high school so that's nice i think there's that and i think there's one of us scott and i uh lip syncing to the seal song uh kiss from a rose just lip syncing kind of ahead of the TikTok trend. Yeah. You knew. Oh yeah, we did.

Post that on TikTok now. Scott and I think like if we were in high school now, we would have made so many funny videos. You would have crushed. I don't know if we would be famous, but we would definitely have tried the whole time. We would be going for it. Because we didn't even have like a camera. I think I finally got like a camera my senior year of high school, like that my parents had that I could use as a video.

But we didn't have a video camera growing up. So only at sam dwyer's house could we actually record videos of ourselves and you know where to post them or like distribute them yeah we just show them to our friends and it's like this is hilarious show them to girls yeah hey you like this you think it's cute no okay elise elise come on come on elise never saw our videos that's probably why i uh i wet the bed last night no That's probably why I, uh, I wet the bed last night. No, you didn't. What are you talking about? I wet the bed last night. You didn't you wet. I peed. No, you didn't in my bed. Are you like, is this like a play on words? Like, Oh, my grandma's a hooker because she quilts and she hooks things together on quilts. So she's a hooker. The horse's name is Thursday. Yes. It's not that. Seriously, you urinated in your sheets. Quite a bit. What?

Isn't that? No, you didn't. What? Why are you admitting this on the podcast? No, you didn't. Should I not be saying it on the podcast? I have not peed my pants since I peed the bed. I don't even know when. Third grade. I was going to say, I don't think I've done it as an adult. Last night, brand new house. You know, like I just moved in. I even had the thought as I'm like brand new house, that'll get you like lying down. I was like, you know, this feels like I should change my, I should like, uh, clean my sheets more. Like this feels nice. Something feels different. Like I had the thought of the bathroom. I'll figure it out tomorrow. I probably shouldn't be in the closet, but that's the only thing I can find.

What? I just thought about, I was like, wow, it feels so nice. A clean sheet smells like, you know, detergent. This is nice. And then next thing I know, I'm having a dream that I'm peeing in a urinal. Yes. That's when, that's when it always happens. And then usually like your body stops you. Last night did not.

So like I peed the bed quite a bit. No. And it wasn't even like me peeing woke me up. This is where it gets kind of gross. Me being wet is what woke me up. Like I peed a lot. No, dude. Is that crazy?

Dude, are you serious? I'm dead serious. I don't know if there's ever going to be a point in the story where I like fully believe you. No. That's how bizarre this is to me. Bizarre. That's bizarre. You were in a bed? 29 year old urinator throwing 28 that's bizarre man oh yeah i couldn't believe it first night in

the new house okay new sheets so when did you wake up it was like a little after 4 a.m okay so you woke you didn't like wake up the next morning been like whoa that's bizarre oh my god i woke up midstream and i woke up thinking like i hope this is a dream like because i could tell that i like i was peeing the dream within a dream yes the caprio style yes ellen page i was just like i'm definitely peeing in a urinal in the stream and i guess kids if there's any kids listening write this down sometimes your dreams do come true and sometimes you are peeing that. Sometimes your dreams do come true. Sometimes you are paying. That's true. Your dreams can come true.

Goodness. And I was just paying a lot. Oh my gosh. And, um, how much did you drink a lot of like fluids before? Like, were you just like real full? This is actually pretty funny. It'll be pretty specific to you and I, but, uh, we know not quite. She, okay.

Two liter dark pepper. Oh, sure. Here's the boys first night. That's what you commemorate it. We had a, you know, we already have an inside joke with two liter Dr. Pepper. So we ordered some pizza late at night. Did you like, like, hey, there's good deals on this, but let's, let's spend the whole

$45 just for memento sake. I got the same exact thing that I got from Pizza Hut, but from Papa John's and was half the price. It was $23. Gosh, it was awesome. Boycott Pizza Hut, except don't because they're Kansas. But also let's just admit some people out Pizza Hut. A lot of people out Pizza Hut. Dang, you said it. We're making that stance on the podcast. A lot of people out Pizza Hut.

I love that phrase. No one out pizzas the Hut. So yeah, I guess I had a had a little dr pepper in me but not that much not any more than a normal day gosh and so i don't know what happened uh i didn't know if something was like wrong with me i googled it and uh well first it says there's no shame in in admitting that you you have a problem and you're an adult bedwetter and i i'm here to say there's a little bit of shame in it yeah if you're if you're getting labeled an adult bed wetter. And I'm here to say there's a little bit of shame in it. Yeah, if you're getting labeled an adult bed wetter. There's quite a bit of shame in it. I can tell you from experience.

I don't want to offend too many people with any of these jokes, but I hope that our listeners right now aren't like, dang, I'm an adult wetter. I do that too. Yep. That is me. Yeah, got the bed, the rubber sheets easy on the fluids pal the rubber sheets are packed home alone you do the uh you know train i do a lot of ads for a purple mattress

maybe i start the golden mattress rival company for adult bed wetters mattress it's just as comfortable as the purple but you can wait all night you can whiz in it all night it's just fine these ridges are comforting comforting so they will that you your body will stay up here and your urine will stay down here you ever seen a graduated cylinder or uh erlenmeyer flask kind of like that down below yeah it uh filters it all out it's kind of when you get your oil changed there's a nice there's a small bedpan underneath the the mattress erlenmeyer flask what a what, what a, what a reference. You've been loving my, my big words lately. Epiglottis. Yeah. Especially scientific ones. Cause I'm not

very good at science. So like anytime you throw out any kind of scientific terms, most science words are big is what I've learned. So just storm out photosynthesis. Not bad. That's okay. Okay. Erlenmeyer and epiglottis though. Better. Oh my gosh. So yeah, I went to bed last night. I, uh, you uh yeah wet it at about 4 a.m was just super ashamed you know sure tail between my legs i was like what do i do with it i threw the yeah the stuff in like the shower for now did you say i'll deal with this later yeah slept on the floor did you yeah for two and a half hours and then woke up for 6 30 a.m pickleball you'd think like oh this is 29 what how old are you 28 i'm 29 okay this is 29 you're probably wondering jake did you at least

take a shower would have loved to if i have a shower curtain or a shower rod the things you don't think about until you move houses like i don't need this on night one did not think i would wet the bed gosh so is that hey, claps for Jake for telling that story, being, being transparent enough to think that's pretty embarrassing, but for the sake of the podcast, I'm going to tell it. I told a lot of people I sweat the bed. Jake, can I, can I not one up you, but just applaud your courage number two at me and kind of, uh, tell a story of my own that I did not tell on the podcast a few months back. Oh yes.

Okay. So I was, I was at church. I was, it was Sunday morning and, um, I don't know. I, I was leading worship and I hadn't been feeling well all day. Um, whatever. You did it. You did it. So I'm doing it. Catherine's fast forward to this part. You're not gonna like. Catherine's fast forward through this part.

You're not going to like it. Anybody fast forward through this part. This is a lot of bodily functions in this podcast today. Dude, I was laughing in my car today thinking about something you said on the live stream. I don't even know how we got talking about it. But, oh, I think it was like, I don't have any children. I was like, well, that I know of. And then I went to this place.

They said it was plasma that was funny that line so great yeah yes bank yeah they said it was plasma but whatever okay so i keep going leading worship wasn't feeling well all all morning like to the point where like after practice i like went and sat by myself in a room and like drank water and was like and like often when the like I didn't feel like a stomach hurt. Like I was like, it feels like I have an upset stomach. Like I ate something wrong,

but I feel okay. Like I'm mind over matter kind of thing. Just especially when you have a task at hand, it's like, I'll be fine. That's when you almost got to distract yourself. You almost can't be alone sitting down. It kind of tells your body like we're ready.

Right. It's like your brain's kind of like, no, no, no, no, we got a performance. So I went up normally for worship, at least near the end of my time there. We did three songs at the beginning and then one song to conclude the service. And so

we did those three songs at the beginning and I got, and I like did them and I still like, you know, even like as a performance, like I just did not feel it. I did not feel good at all. Like I was just like getting through these songs, like please get me off the stage as fast as possible. Got done, uh, got off the stage and was like, I think,

I think I need to go try to go puke right now. Oh, okay. Yeah. And so I went to the bathroom and, and our church is small. It's, it's not,

it's not tiny, tiny, but it's a small building. Yes. You know, unfortunately, unfortunately the upstairs bathroom only has one. It's not tiny, tiny, but it's a small building. Yes. You know which door it is? Unfortunately, the upstairs bathroom only has one. It's like a family bathroom. It's only one bathroom.

One person uses it, one person comes out, next person's in there. Downstairs, there is two bathrooms, but no one really goes downstairs very often. So it's like a pretty common bathroom. But I was like, I gotta get there. I gotta go. And so I go and I get on my knees to go try to number three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's, let's just, let's just keep it, keep it, uh, yeah, very, uh, discreet. So I go number three and I, I'm a pretty loud number three or, um, I'm, I'm allowed in general,

most of the time, like, ah, you know, so it was like, so I loud, I loudly three and, uh, and then I felt like I was going to do it again, loudly three again, and actually more like five on that one combo move. It kind of a bundle. Let's, let's, let's say it wasn't three plus one plus one. I'll just say it was a three plus a two. And I had my church pants on, which were just jeans, but I had some. And I called Catherine right away, still in the bathroom. And I was like, hey, maybe I texted her because because I don't think because I think she knew that I was feeling bad by text. I was like, I need to go right now.

I need to I need to go home. I don't know what to do. So she like pulled my truck around. I like left the church, like waddled out of church, like hoping no one saw me and went home. And you sit down and drive home? Luckily, I had a towel. Yeah, I had a towel in my backseat,

which is a really good thing to just have anyway in your car. That's a good tip. Always have at least one towel. Like a number five towel. It's like a number two pencil and probably yeah and probably one shirt as well as nice to have so um had one towel folded it over because it was like we need to apply extra practice on this one uh went home texted my friend matt ford that was at church it was like hey i just got sick i need you to lead worship for this last song led worship and i watched the video of it and it was really bad,

like really, really bad. Like, because, because I was like, I think you should just do a different song. Just do a different song that you're more familiar with. Yeah.

Yeah. And he kind of told the rest of the band in one of the women who was like 70 years old, at least a big, but really, really good at music, but 70 years old, not necessarily good at like modern singing of worship was like, no, I think I know that song. I can lead it. I can sing it and lead it.

And my gosh, did she not lead it? Well, it was really, she took a number two on the microphone. Yeah. It was called give thanks, give thanks to God. I think is, I think that's what it was. So that may, it was like November. Cause I did that song around Thanksgiving. So maybe last November, uh, give thanks to God. And, uh, yeah, it was real bad. I bet that had to give you some good job security though. Like, Hey, I live here and the walls fall down. You need me. The walls fall down. Yeah. So anyway, so we have had some embarrassing times lately. I appreciate you letting me know that I forget what I said. Exactly. I texted you and Isaac about it. Yeah. I was like, I remember this.

I don't remember. Do you remember what I said? No, but I remember being like, Oh wow. That seems like a, just a bummer of a morning. I remember you like you said,

can I screenshot this and post it on our story as like a preview for the podcast this week? I was like, I'm not telling that story in the podcast. Are you crazy? I would never. That'd be ridiculous to tell that I fived at church. I want to wait till our podcast is twice the size

it is now. And then I'll say it. So anyway, uh, well, I'm sorry that you had the bed presently. That's really embarrassing. Presently, dude, I'm scared to go to bed tonight a little bit. I would be. Yeah. Yeah. Well with Hattie, sometimes she wants to bed and we put a, uh, a trash bag underneath her sheets just so that that way it doesn't seep down into the mattress. So maybe, so I would lay in some newspaper, maybe trash bag, your sheets just so that way it doesn't seep down into the mattress. So maybe- So you're going to lay in some newspaper. Maybe trash bag your seats. Big daddy style.

Yeah, Frankenstein. That's really funny. Well, hope you enjoyed the bodily fluids part of the podcast. Would you like to move on to the, my neighbor Henry visited me today in the driveway part of the podcast? Because that happened. It's been a while.

Like I said, I've been working a lot lately and like, especially today we're leaving for Texas tomorrow for four days. So I'm trying to get a lot of things that I need to ship out to people for Ellis custom gifts done today and sent out and everything. So I'm like hustling around the shop, like got up and out there early. And I was like, literally like starting my car, um, and open up my garage door and was like picking stuff up to go take to FedEx. And I like have stuff in my hand. I look out and there's the blue Ford F-150 truck. And here comes Henry. Hey, hey. I'm like, oh gosh. And come to think of it, I honestly don't even know why he came over. Like, I don't think he had an intention really. It's just Wednesday.

No. Yeah. But it had been a long time. He's like, I haven't talked to you in a while. And I was like, how you doing? You know? And there was a few different things. Let me see. I wrote some stuff down for him actually real quick. Oh, maybe I lost them. Maybe they're not synced up. Oh no, nevermind. No, no, no. They're there. One of the things that he said, uh, so he's like, man, I just went went i just went to sport clips uh and his hair looked like first of all he's bald like pretty much bald with just like he's got like a helipad basically so he's got like just the stuff on the side kind of a yarmulke for hair exactly he's got the yarmulke of hair um and he's like i went to sport clips he just like scoffed a lot he's like i walk in there they tell me i have to have

an appointment i'm like okay yeah that that's kind of yeah they're doing that these days well brad i didn't know that so so i said i i don't know how to do that and they said they said i have to get it on my computer and i'm like your computer so he's like so i get my computer out and he's like show him like he's like acting like it's on his phone what I do is this so I'm pressing the stuff on the computer and I don't have any wi-fi the wi-fi is not working so I just left I just left that place and he's like oh he's like he's like it's not that hard it's not that hard it's just a five all the way around I don't have that much hair. He's just laughing at himself.

And I'm like, yeah, man, I'm sorry. I'm with Henry. Yeah. But his line that he said is like, even a trained chimpanzee could do this. Oh, so getting specific rather than a typical like a trained monkey could do this. Trained chimpanzee. Yeah. Okay.

Chimpanzee. Chimpanzee. Even a trained chimpanzee could do this. I mean, it's just a five all the way around. Trained orangutan? Probably. Probably orangutan. I don't think any parrots or anything like that could do it, though.

Trained howler monkey? Probably. Why not? Spider monkey, though? Don't do it, Brad. Don't. Don't do it. They'll take your hair straight down to the scalp.

I do a five all around the head. I went to a howler monkey. He took me from a two to a four. There. how about that call back i love it i love how hitter is always way more like new yorker for you yeah well i've never heard him talk so i just have to make it up in my head um he also uh i was like so are you guys staying in town for christmas he's like yeah well ginger's driving to chicago he's not he's like i'm staying home ginger's driving to Chicago. He's not. He's like, I'm staying home. Ginger's driving to Chicago.

She says she has to see her parents. But they're like 85. They're 85. And he's like, and her uncle's 100. Her uncle's 100. And they're not letting him get out of his home. And he's like, he was in World War II, Brad. He survived World War II, but he can't leave his home.

And I was like, yeah. That's a good point, too. No, I don't know. So he talked about that for a while. And then he was like yeah that's a good point too no i don't know uh so he talked about that for a while and then he was like there's a oh sorry oh no go ahead there's a comedian uh i think it's sebastian manica manica grotty is different than goddy muck duck uh sebastian manica he has a bit where uh which we've talked about on the podcast i've seen this bit since we talked about it like a year ago on the podcast Good job referencing the bit so that we don't get in trouble for stealing something. We didn't steal jokes.

I had this thought independently of seeing his thing. But I think we've talked before about the ridiculous names of people sometimes named their grandparents. Yeah, totally. You know, Nemo, Papa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like so demeaning. And he has an entire bit.

He's like, your grandpa's name is Pepe? He stormed the beaches of Normandy and now now we're calling him Pee-Pee? Pee-Pee? Winky? That's good. Yeah, like he survived World War II. He survived World War II. He can't get out of his house, Brad.

I mean, come on. You believe that? You believe that? He wants some Christmas ham. Some honey-baked ham, Brad. So he's talking to me. He always asks me so many questions about wood. And obviously, I'm a woodworkerworker but i'm not an expert at like like he's like he's like no i'm getting a new door i'm getting a door on my outside and i just need some i'm gonna i'm gonna

do some trim i'm gonna do some trim around it and uh ginger she really likes those hummingbirds brad really likes the hummingbird could you do that could you do some hummingbirds on it and i was like sure i could paint i didn't grave hummingbirds on his door are they gonna ask like are the hummingbirds gonna get into this door are they gonna are gonna get poke holes in it but he's like no it's like it's like it's like 30 percent moisture right now does it doesn't really need to go down to like eight to ten doesn't really need to because usually like furniture needs to go like and i do know that like for trees to go out of certain moisture i'm like honestly it's not really my expertise and he keeps asking me more and more questions okay okay. Okay. Okay. Well,

what about a 15? What does 15? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Uh, what about the epiglottis on this? Uh,

no, but he's like, I think he's an engineer or at least retired engineer. And so he, he like, he seems like he knows a lot. So he's like, no,

it's like eight to 10, but I mean, it's going to be outside. So it's probably gonna get up to like 12, 13 because of equilibrium. And I'm like, I have no idea, Henry.

There's no way that's the word he used. He used, I promise you to like 12 13 because of equilibrium and i'm like i have no idea henry there's no way that's the word he used he used i promise you i wrote down because of equilibrium does it matter because it'll eventually get human until it reaches equilibrium yes okay that makes more sense yeah i didn't say because of equal now that's that's the woodworker not the engineer once i get balanced it should reset to about 12 or 13%. Now, when I get up on this trapeze, Brad, I go one foot up, okay? Okay, I go one foot up. I'm not being facetious, okay, Brad? I wake up in the morning. I give Ginger a quick kiss, and I... You did the kiss.

Hey, Ginger. I stand up. I'm a little cattywampus, and I think this is about 8, 10%. Once I reach equilibrium, about 12%. I reach equilibrium, Brad. Okay. Okay. Okay.

And then I go down and I think it's Lucky Charms, but it's really Cheerios. But I don't care, Brad. It's okay. Anyway. So that's all the things. I like immediately, I almost, when he came up, I like, if I would have known that he was coming five seconds earlier, I would have put the phone on and recorded it. Started the voiceover. But I immediately, after he left, I tried he was coming five seconds earlier, I would have put the phone on and recorded the voice.

Yeah. But I, I immediately, after he left, I tried to write down as many things I could. Cause I was like, Oh Henry. But that's all I got.

I think as far as I can remember, I mean, he's, he's such a goof man. Oh, he was like looking around my shop today. Like he's, he's always so like direct.

He's like, like I have all these like 40 cutting boards in my shop right now. Probably. And he's like, now what are those? What are those? I like their cutting boards. He's boards like you don't cut on those things do you? He's like you hang those up on the wall. Those are those are beautiful. I was like no no you can cut on them Like the cutting boards. Yeah, that's what cutting boards are

It was just so funny either. No, that's pretty cool. What is that? You know like he's just asking all these questions so now table i've heard of that what is that now if i if i have three if i have three legs but they're in they're reaching equilibrium that's okay right brad i don't need that fourth leg you know i think you do i once again not my expertise but i would go with four i'll go over you don't want to have three fourths time on your legs on your table time all right we're gonna do six eighth now six eighth time i think that's the same thing, according to Jake. I don't think so. It sounds a little more like a waltz. That's 0.75 to me.

Anyway, old Henry. Henry's back, baby. We'll see if he... I feel like once you kind of break the ice and initiate one conversation, he's going to come back for a lot more. Now he's going to remember you a little bit more. He's going to come back.

I moved, and so i've kind of said goodbye to this house in this area in different ways uh let's see what i want to start with one the it's really sad the tripoli right i mean so close to my house just in the last week i think i forgot to mention it last week but i've got a guy. Oh, he started to like recognize me even with like the mask on nowadays, like hoods probably up. Cause I'm freezing cold boy. Sorry. I was just thinking about this the other day, randomly. I wish that hoods up was like a more socially acceptable thing. I do. I love having my so much heat escapes from your head. Yes. Put your hood on guys. I wear it to bed a lot i put my hood up and go to bed and i wet it not really i don't do that i don't i don't i don't go one you go all or nothing oh gosh but it's just so awesome this guy is so nice and recently like last two times which was like probably my last two times ever he keeps hooking me up with extra stuff whenever he's there

like he started throwing like yeah chips last time free drink the time before that like i have got a guy and now i moved it's so sad were you was it like closing time when you go like was it like near the end no i don't think so one of the times was right before was whenever you were over with harrison or whatever and we were yeah that was like six o'clock yeah yeah it's like dinner time dude that uh that might warrant going back. Yeah. Maybe if I could find out a shift. Yeah.

Yeah. Figured out. I'll go with you. Okay. So give me free. This is my friend, Brad. That's what we did with James.

He likes to, uh, Brad's Brad's a fan of triple a or triple a two. Oh yeah. That is kind of how that started. Uh, that, that text,

I don't think I ever responded to it. James, James texted us yesterday. It was like, I've continued to get recognized by people. I was just going up the steps at church the other day. And somebody said, are you Mr. James? Was that what he said?

Yeah. And he's like, I didn't totally register what he was talking about. He's like, yeah, hey. And they're like, what's up, Bone? J-Bone. What up, J-Bone? Also, the last weekend we had in this house, we did another session of Saturdays, which I think I've talked about in the podcast.

We have people over. Isaac makes some lattes on a Saturday morning. It's wonderful. This time, people just didn't ever leave. It was awesome. We spent a long time with some people, and it was great. We watched White Christmas. I think it's hilarious that you watch it.

This is your first time, right? 1954 hit featuring Bing Crosby. I'd never seen it before. Written by Irving Berlin. The song was. That's right. Is the movie. Everyone knows that.

I did notice in like the title saying it said Irving Berlin's White Christmas. Thank you. I was like, now I'm never going to forget it. Thank you. It's a nice, strong name. Right. Irving Berlin. But Irving with an I.

Not like Julius. Yes. I have more things to say about White Christmas, but I want to hear what you have to say first, I guess. I think I would never in a million years have put that movie on for myself. But Josie put it on, started watching it. I'm like, I kind of like White Christmas. Yeah, yeah.

In the movie, I'm like Googling all this stuff. I'm like learning all about Bing Crosby. Because I definitely heard of him before. Like he's a huge star. Oh, you've never seen any I'm like learning all about Bing Crosby and cause I definitely heard of him before. Like he's a huge star being movies, but no, I never seen him. You know, I just heard his name.

I knew he was like a singer back in the day. And I started looking up, what was the number? I think he's put out 1600 songs. That's a massive catalog. That's crazy. I started like telling that to people because I think that's so shocking. And people were like,

well, yeah, he's famous. I'm like, yeah. Okay. But do you realize what I said? Like, I have no idea how many the beatles have put out you know but not that many 1600 just seems that's a lot like crazy and yeah it's crazy vera allen i think is her name learned

a lot about her okay she's the she's the um the nice one in the movie oh you think one of them's nice oh yeah at least compared to uh george clooney's mom which is another fun fact that i learned yeah i don't i don't know if i can ever like really be attracted to somebody in that old of a movie is that weird because you know that they're old now because it's like that woman's probably dead now like she's not even alive anymore it's like you see oh no you haven't seen vegas vacation have you i've seen it yeah oh maybe it's harrison i've seen but uh it's like really weird scene where they go visit cousin eddie at the trailer and uh clark grizzled's like don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin

and that's what i'm just thinking like don't think unnatural thoughts about the dead all right these people are dead don't exactly don't look at it too close it's the same exact it's creepy they're very dead yeah when i heard that you guys watch white Christmas, Hey, we watch it every single year or at least my family grown up did my dad, my mom and dad love it. Is it a pretty big movie? Like I stood the test of time.

I think so. I don't, I don't know how many people have truly seen it though. Like I feel like there's a lot of classic Christmas movies. Christmas is such a good, like if you can hook your, hit your wagon to a Christmas theme thing, like you're good because.

Throw some garland on that wagon because we're coming back every year. People want to watch it every year. That's not the same with Valentine's day or Halloween or anything like that. But Valentine's day, the movie Taylor Swift, incredible actress in it. Oh my gosh. There was an Oscar. She got robbed. I think she got nominated.

Yeah. But just didn't. She did get nominated. And then she was like, uh, you know, um, Beyonce was good and all, but Taylor Swift had the best performance. Kanye shows up on stage. First of all, he goes, can't tell me nothing about Taylor Swift getting his Oscar. Come on.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. Can't tell me nothing. He goes, all right, everyone repeat after me. Do you think that Taylor Swift deserves his Oscar? Do you think? Nah, nah, nah, nah. And they're like, oh, okay. Oh, nice, nice. Oh, nice.

Anyway, I don't know how big of a deal White Christmas is, but we watched every year and I never actually probably watched the whole thing. It's kind of long, but I always watch the beginning and then kind of I'm like, I'm either going to fall asleep or go in the other room. But I thought it was so funny that you guys watched this. Like, so funny. Like, just imagining, A, imagining you and Isaac with this other girl just like watching this movie. It was a weird day. And tell me the setting real quick.

Yeah, I forgot to get into that. It was such a cozy day. We've never in 11 and a half months of living here, never turned on the fireplace, got it going. We got it going Saturday. We had all the lights off, fire blazing, every candle in the house lit. Just me, Isaac and Josie. Watching this old movie.

Watching 1954 White Christmas. Like the same guy that loves Real Bros of Simi Valley is now watching. Borat 2. Yeah. He was just watching Borat 2 and now he's watching Bing Crosby sing. I'm dynamic, Brad. And so I told this to Catherine. I was like, yeah, because she was like, what did Jake and Isaac

say? What are they up to? and i usually can't remember anything to update her on but i was like oh they watched white christmas the other day with this girl and she was like well that's that's good like she didn't think it was weird at all nice fun little saturday i was like i was like what that's not weird to you this is jake and isaac jake and isaac are watching this on a saturday, yeah, I just figured like they would like that movie. I don't know. Jake probably likes that movie. I'm like, what, what, what part like would make you think that?

Catherine gets me. She gets it. It was so funny. Like quoting, like with all that snow, like Vermont's beautiful this time of year. And you and Isaac both were like, oh, great quote. Great quote. Yeah. Anyway.

So I just, I love that. It wasn't quite Saturday night. Oh, it was afternoon. That was like afternoon, evening, March, White Christmas. Okay. Just extremely cozy. Every part of the time feels like night at that point. Yeah.

We get done with that and then we're like, what should we do now? And then I go ahead and suggest, what about Hacksaw Ridge? Oh, really? So then we watch the first two hours. That I believe. Like peeing your bed I'm like 90% there. White Christmas

I get it now. Hacksaw Ridge right there. 100%. You guys want to watch a movie? And I was like please guys give me one more.

Give me one more movie. So then we watch the first two hours of Hacksaw Ridge and then we at this point not quite you didn't get to vince vaughn this is like oh of course we did he's so funny in that movie sir how long have you been dead sir just like to stare at that guy who was like those cheekbones

um i don't remember that part they call him ghoul because he just looks like a ghost like his first time meeting him okay uh yeah vince vaughn is amazing that movie but it's such such a weird day because of all the reasons we're describing just like the fact i've done nothing and it's just me isaac and this other girl they're like no no one's interested in anyone like we were just friends but it's just weird that we're all hanging out and i've just yeah i've just sat around and did nothing i'm like going crazy at this point and so uh we go to top golf after that like after being tucked in blankets on us for like four straight hours with the fire. Then we go out and face the cold and go to Topgolf for like an hour and a half.

Get done with Topgolf. Come back to the house. Josie sits down. We watch the rest of Hacksaw Ridge. Sure. She warms up the pizza from earlier because earlier today I had suggested pizza and it was nice. Gosh, pizza's good.

And it was such a weird day, but it was a great last Saturday in the house. Just so strange. Right. So strange. Just epitomized your experience here. Yes. I saw World War II and Bing Crosby and the sisters. And you weren't able to leave the house.

Even after you saw World War II, you can't even leave the house. Can't even leave the house. Gosh. Oh, man. I can't wait for all the experiences you have in your new house. Yeah, it's going to be great. I can't wait to experience some with you, man. Yeah. Can't wait for all the experiences you have in your new house yeah can't wait to experience someone with you man yeah can't wait to can't wait to live life with you life on life brother brother i'm kind of getting tired of the word brother are you like uh yeah yeah yeah when people mean it in like a very like loving way oh gosh i do that sometimes okay i'll stop maybe i'll stop with you no oh sorry sorry it's okay brother i i'm more

maybe i'm more thinking of like specific people in my life i don't think it's just like a catch-all like brother i don't like okay who say their say their full names well no no no what's it right with me even moo just kidding nice yeah i know just when people get super, like super Christian-y, it's super like, what do you need, brother? I texted somebody brother today. I'm trying to remember who it was. I'm here for you, brother. Let me see if I can remember who it was. Like someone shares something personal. Brother, I just want you to know that like, we're here for you. You can call them a brother. That makes sense. Like starting your sentence with like, before I say anything, I just want to them a brother. That makes sense. Yeah. Like starting your sentence with like...

Before I say anything, I just want to say, brother, we love you. Hey, brother. And we appreciate you, brother. Maybe I didn't... Maybe my friend texted me, brother, I'm so sorry for getting back to you so late on this. Brother. I thought I said to somebody else too. It's fine.

I don't know. I'm not that opinion about brother. I like saying, brother. Hey, brother. Hulk Hogan about brother. I like saying brother. Hey, brother. Hulk Hogan brother. So what do you if you had to choose a affectionate name for your platonic friend, what would you

say? I mean, I'm big on dude and man. You do. You are. Yeah. That's that's I've never been bro. Really? That's what you're you're a you always answer the phone. Hey, dude. Hey, dude. Hey, dude. Yo. Hey, dude. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, dude. Hey, dude hey dude hey dude that's what you always say yo hey dude yo yo yo yo yo yo dude hey dude hey dude that's what you yeah that's that's a good one that's what i know it's like gonna be a good fun conversation with jake he's like hey dude

hey dude what's up what's up dude so i got a new thing for you to try uh brad potentially isaac and i've been doing it recently and having a lot of fun. Okay. You go to Panda Express. They always, you know, you get to the window. What happens? Oh, you have to round up. Yeah. They always ask you. Yeah. You'd like to round up your, your change to the Children's Miracle Network.

Okay. Most of the time I say not today. I struggle with that, but I'm yeah, go ahead. It's just, it's what I found to be the best answer for just like today. I don't feel bad and I'm still saying no. It's like, it's like, I'm not'm not gonna lose weight today like someday down the future yeah i gotta start that podcast yeah i'm gonna do it next month next month we should we should be in a band next next week next week let's do it let's do it then but um isaac and i went the other day and i guess my

total was you know 1304 she goes would you like to round up the remaining 96 cents and i just i was feeling goofy i guess i go 96 cents oh my gosh and she was like you don't have to you don't have to and i'm like oh wow let me think about let me think about it i better not i better not today and so that was like kind of funny we were like joking about that and then the next time we go i've completely forgot about this and um isaac's driving and then i guess they got a new policy just between that time and the next time. And they go, would you like to donate a dollar to the Children's Miracle Network? And Isaac goes, a dollar? What happened to rounding up? A dollar? So that's our new thing

now. It's just like exclaiming loud. I cannot believe they want me to donate 13 cents. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But then I do donate. I did that today, actually. Oh, you did? Got Panda for lunch, exclaimed 13 cents. And I was like, no, no, no, that's good. 13 is that today. Actually. Oh, you did got Panda for lunch exclaimed 13 cents. And I was like, no, no, no, no. That's good. That's good.

Good for you for doing the 13 cents. Yeah. Thanks. I'm a good guy. I struggle with that every time. I'm like, I don't, I probably should. I don't know. I don't know.

Part of me is always like, what's wrong with the children? Yeah. Or how much of this is straight going to the children? Like, is it going to go down? Yeah. Is it like, is it like a for-profit 50,000 of this is straight going to the children like is it gonna go down yeah is it like is like they for profit 50 000 of this goes to the person working like the courier that has to take the money to the children take the coins yeah i don't want that uh that kind of reminds

me when you were talking about your change and all that stuff uh the other day i forgot my credit card at home or i was going to home depot forgot my credit card at home. And this girl, like whatever rang me up. I don't remember what my total was, but let's say it was 17. I don't know. 17 something. No, let me think about this. Sorry. This is 1738. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, um, I'm like, Hey dude, I think so. Whatever I gave her, let's say it was, yeah, I'll say it was 1738 and I gave her, I had some change in my pocket. So I gave her, let's say I gave her 2037 on accident. Like thinking I was like, like, oh, I was, I was really close. So I'll give her this.

You're trying to get to an even dollar amount. No, no, I gave her 2039. Yes. Okay. Basically I made it like the worst possible scenario ever. No, 2037 would have been right. Now she owes you like $2.99. Okay. That is what happened. And it, and it she didn't say anything to me she was like oh this must be how you wanted to do this like i gave her like an awkward amount of change like obviously i'm

trying to like do the thing where you get like a really like nice cash like three dollars now you get three bucks yeah oh and it was just like i just felt like a jerk i was like oh my gosh i'm so sorry definitely say something yeah gosh night and then i have this huge wad of change i was like i gave it so they give it to the kids okay kids yeah you're lucky about my blunder yeah that's where you're like you should i don't want to tell you to do your job like you should tell people yeah i mean i don't know she was a younger girl and oh that was the same time i think i told you this that a shower fell on a girl did i tell you that at home depot maybe i just told isaac um there there was this kid like kid that makes me sound like such an old guy but it was like this high school worker um who was moving on a big cart like these showers that like these upright

like boxed showers and he's moving it past these girls and for whatever reason they shouldn't have been upright anyway but they like tipped over and fell on this worker as she's like scanning somebody else and she like she like falls like falls into like the glass like the the covid glass basically like i'm okay i'm okay and i have like a like a fistful of stuff so i'm like putting it down like trying to push this shower back. I didn't tell you about this. No, I must've just told Isaac. Cause it was,

it was a shower fell on a woman. It was a kid that I knew from K last. And so that's why, and Isaac knew him too. So anyway, he's like, dude, I don't know why they loaded it like that.

And I'm like, well, even if they loaded it poorly, you gotta know and you gotta move it. Don't hit it. Um, anyway, but she was fine.

She lived to tell the tale. She was like, Oh, I'm a little bit woozy. So I think you get 99 cents for this. I don't hit it um anyway but she was fine she lived to tell the tale she was like oh i'm a little bit woozy so i think you get 99 cents for this i don't really know i don't know so i gave her some grace all that to say yeah but should we uh get us some voice memos brad i would love it okay cool we got some good ones um i don't know okay i have no I have no idea. Hey, guys. My name's Emily. You guys can follow me on Instagram at dog11. But I actually have something I need you guys to help me with. I coach volleyball in the Kansas City area. And every Monday and Wednesday, there's a coach there who's like actively coaching,

being a normal coach, giving directions. It's a really loud gym you know things look normal except she always has an air pod in just one um and she adjusts it sometimes but then she carries on normally and i'm just kind of confused and i would like you guys to tell me one what's wrong with her and two what is she listening to and why mainly why i just it plagues me okay anyways uh goodbye okay so first of all this is i feel like last episode i mentioned hey you know i like to keep my my dating life out of the podcast well now we're two episodes in a row we got voice memos from girls i've taken on dates they're really big fans of of the podcast. Well, now we're two episodes in a row. We got voice memos from girls I've taken on dates.

They're really big fans of the podcast. So what a surprise. Perfect. I don't know what that says about my personality. I can't get the relationship to work, but I can get them to listen to the podcast. They enjoy you. It's not you. It's them.

It really is at that point. Because they still want to listen to that or they really like me. Yeah, maybe. I'll listen to Brad in spite of Jake. I turned Jake down. I found a way. Yeah. That's funny though i think i noticed a guy at pickleball a couple weeks ago playing pickleball with one airpod in and it was equally confusing like what's going on is it just like a

flex like i ball out it's like i own these i'm not even listening anything yeah but i own this i randomly think that airpods look kind of stupid is that weird i think that air look kind of stupid. Is that weird? I think that AirPods look stupid, but I think people that wear regular Apple headphones with cords look super dope. I really do think they look weird for some reason. I don't like them. I think the older generation ones with the long stem, I think those are kind of goofy going down your face. See, that's how old I am,

because I don't know that there's... I know they came with new ones, but they look different too. The stems are much smaller. It's more like just in your ear now. Okay. It's like before it was like sideburns. Yes. Yeah. It looks so silly. I remember Gary V had like green AirPods and I thought

they were the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Gary V. You got to drop the F bomb, but yeah. Gary F and V. I don't know. I've only watched like two of his videos. Oh, really? Yeah. But he's pretty good. He's or I don't know if I'd say that if he says the F-bomb all the time. I like Gary Vee.

He's a smart guy. Good for you. He predicts a lot of stuff to happen. Whatever. I think this woman is listening to Gary Vee is what I'm going to say. Okay. Yeah. I think that's what's happening.

It's like a self-help. It's just like really just like, like people out there are going to know. Gary Vee's thing is just like, just brutally honest to the point of just like really just like rude sometimes. People ask him for advice. He's like, you got to just, if your parents don't support what you're doing, you got to move out and you just got to move to Louisiana and just start a peanut butter company. That's what you got to do.

You just got to start a peanut butter company and don't give up about what anyone says. Really? That's what you have to do. Okay. Yeah. It's like, yeah, you're probably right. Yeah. Peanut butter.

People love peanut butter. I'm allergic, but okay. I'll do it for you. I won okay yeah it's like yeah you're probably right yeah peanut butter people love peanut butter i'm i'm allergic but okay i'll do it for you i won't eat it no peanut butter is the is the future okay i don't know uh yeah i've listed one of his podcasts that's how he sounded like oh really i've never listened to the pot i just thought it was pretty much like a voice memo or like a call-in thing and he just gives advice but um i think i think there could be a different thing here. I think that maybe she's like, has it has somebody on the other line,

like on the phone, like she's talking to somebody else, getting advice from somebody. It's like, how do I coach? Yeah. Kind of like a, like an Ellen in your ear thing.

Like say this, say this. Exactly. Like, okay. Okay. Spike. Okay.

Okay. But wait, wait. Okay. No, no bump first bump set. Now it now spike it good good good good good good job good job thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thanks thanks for that i really needed that um that that's uh brock brock oh shoot block block dang it oh sorry block

you need to work on your L's. So anyway, I don't know. She's definitely not listening to music. She's not. She would never. I don't think so. I mean, you must really love sensory overload to be coaching volleyball. And then it's like, I need music as well.

Like she's like popping, locking up. Good job. Good. Good spike. Yeah. Definitely dabbing. Yeah. Oh, anyway i don't know i don't know it's just it's very it's hard to answer because it's very confusing there's no good reason why she would have that in there i think i think it's just like a comfort thing like i'm

just gonna keep this in i paid for it yeah exactly you pay for it you want you want people to see it maybe an audiobook maybe she's is she emily how old is she she get her master's she does is she is she studying right now she might be maybe she's two-timing you guys yep that's then i commend her yeah good for her yeah she's she's learned twice at that point or just ghost runners podcast maybe she listens to the podcast she gets really angry when she coaches volleyball so she needs a light-hearted um release here's what i'm gonna do emily holler at. Let me know some info about this girl. I'll take her on a couple dates.

It's going to end shortly after that, but then she will start listening to the podcast in her ear during volleyball practice. That would be great. Perfect.

That would be great. Cool. Hey, Jake and Brad. This is Caleb. I was recently listening to the episode where you talked about the villains

of the podcast. I'm not here to become the next one, although Braden's a really good friend of mine. He was one way back when. I have a question for both of you. I don't want that one. This guy has any connection to Braden. We're done.

I'm just kidding. There's Grace. Brad, can you post some of the deck picks that you have on Instagram? Because I would love to see some of Brad's deck picks on there. It'd be phenomenal. What a villain. Jake, I wanted to ask you a question because you talked about, I forget on what podcast,

but how you're going to have some dude from The Bachelor cameo call or whatever in one of Trey's videos. Do you know when that's going to come out? And one more question, not for either of you but for the i am down boys is it possible to have i am down boys across the u.s can we do that like me and brayden would love to be an i am down boy we're in georgia um let us know brad jake please answer this please answer this we've sent in many voice memos please take the time on this one i like the idea of you know it's not my company but i like the idea of uh kind of some charter schools for i'm down boys you you know across the country yeah i franchise model

idbu idbu i'm down boys you let's let's make one thing clear it's i'm down boys he kept saying i am down i think he's just trolling at this point we are we are contraction friendly here yes i'm down boys i'm down boys hey dude headed i'm done boys hey dude what are you doing that's what you always text me w-a-t apostrophe r-e what are you up to oh yeah is that not right no i think it's right maybe it's just no one really does that just i don't know if anybody ever does it ever yeah for you that's my thing what are you up to? What are you up to? The Bachelor video. I debut.

That's been made. I don't think I ever talked about it on the pod. That was a video that. Yeah, we did talk about it. Did we? Oh, sorry. The editing of it. Oh, okay.

I was editing it like. Almost all that video got edited in the green room at Huntsville, Alabama. We were on like a big time crunch. Like trying to get it before the live stream that Tuesday. And. Projectors. Yeah. That was when a ton of stuff was going down. It's just not how I would prefer to edit a video, especially one of that

magnitude. The video ended up being eight minutes long. There's so much to piece together. Like Trey did an interview as himself that lasted 16 minutes. And then he did another, you know, just like green screen in front of the camera. Then he does another series of interviews as each one of the four women. So I've got to like piece together this whole puzzle. Like how does this make a good video? Right. Cause you got to make it move fast. And it's just like every other video is very clear, like how it should look. And this is like one,

it's like, how should we portray, you know, we have so much like fun footage to look through. And I think it's one of our favorite videos we ever made. So we showed it the live stream. So like certain people have seen it. Jessica Modine,

what up patron and live crew member. She saw it and hopefully liked it. And so so we're gonna wait until closer to the bachelor Finale that's okay is we're gonna post it, but it's done Actually, we just got a DM back from Sean Lowe and so I think we're gonna add his part in there I'm okay as you yes in that part wasn't in the original one throw that in nice get that so I can't wait for people to see it because Yeah, the contrast of how quickly and how rushed I felt compared to how great the video is.

It's like this is. Yeah, that's cool. We popped off. We snapped. Yeah. I was curious, like, yeah, if you when the videos that you show to the people in the live shows, not the concerts, but live shows, if you post those ever or if they're like exclusively there. So the one from like the live like when we tour around we're keeping those

in our back pocket but the ones from like nashville live stream we will slowly post those yeah you posted the thanksgiving one post thanksgiving posted newlyweds posted hotels and still have bachelor nice okay so um as far as go, yes, I have a whole video of my, from my roof down onto my deck. Uh, if you want to see it on the ghost runners.com slash Patreons, Patreon, Patreon.com.

Dot ghost. Dot, uh, life runners. Yeah. Patreon.com slash ghost. We have it on there. You got it.

Link in description. Yeah. Uh, check it out. So what was the third thing? Oh yeah. answered idbu idbu i'm down boys you yeah idbu i don't know you idb you yeah exactly all right next one hey guys coming at you live from southern oregon my name is jen with two n's and i left a review not too long ago about how you guys make me a better driver i listen to you guys in the car. Most of the time I am a ghostie for about six months now and have listened to several episodes. And

I just wanted to let you know that because I listened to you in the car, my subconscious kept that in mind. And I had a dream not too long ago, we were all on a road trip. Were you going to the bathroom? And we decided to stop for lunch. And the place we decided to stop was my old college cafeteria. And Jake had this shtick where he liked to sit in between couples at the tables in a cafeteria and then eat off both of their plates and then just move on like nothing ever happened and the couple he decided to sit in between was john legend and chrissy t let's go guys pardon my french they were irked i said it i said it on a voice memo whoa edit it out in post but i just wanted to let you know that you've taken over my dreams

love you guys I mean that's awesome just don't go to the cafeteria bathroom and you're good I love Chrissy Teagues that's awesome I was stealing food from her plate I used to imagine John Legend this chicken's mine

and that applesauce is hers you just ordered 2% milk. This is my orange juice in her Coke. And we love our food. Do not take it from us. I don't know uh yeah and maybe i stole some things directly from chrissy teigen's cookbook too maybe it's still like actual pages maybe that's why she was so mad maybe so that's not as funny of a prank jake dream jake come on i love that you're funny even in a dream like that's a pretty funny thing to do that's a good dream real life yeah so to be able to do a funny thing like like that's when

she really like even her deep deep subconscious thinks you're funny wow like like she's like yeah brad was there too but he was just eating in the corner like a nerd he was he was hitting a punching bag screaming i'm gonna get you tyson yeah i don't know no please stop ouch seriously please stop getting pounded so so thank you jen jen here's a fun fact about jen she messages us sometimes on the podcast uh ghost rush podcast on instagram and every single time like because it says jen with two n's every single time i add another n when i address her so i think we're up to like seven right now oh you're you'll get a dream soon. Yeah, I think so. Right?

You would think. I guess. I don't know if she knows it's officially me. So it's me. I'm the end. I'm the end guy. Jen has hit Brad every time. Yeah.

Jen. South Oregon. What's in South Oregon? South Oregon is where? Trees. Grand Canyon. Oh yeah. No, no, no.

Lake Tahoe. I'm sorry. Lake Tahoe. Lake Tahoe is in South. Oh, South though. South. Lake Tahoe. Tahoe. Yeah. What they call it. South, yeah. No, no, no. Lake Tahoe. I'm sorry. Lake Tahoe. Lake Tahoe is in South. Oh, South. Oh, South. Lake Tahoe. Yeah. What they call it. South Tahoe. oh it was morgan's voice memo somebody comments on the youtube uh video of us uh it was like uh this is what you call trying to prove that you have a stroke or something like that or something i did see that comment i don't know that's what they're referring to honestly i didn't even understand the comment at the time but yeah that part probably makes sense like two two adults

having a stroke for an hour and a half or something yeah and we were also pretty scattered so it might have been that too but could have been a lot of last week there was a really funny youtube comment i think janelle bunyal something like uh this is like one of those things where it's like prove you have adhd without actually saying you have adhd so we were just all over the place last week so that reminds me let's actually go ahead and get into our review of the week let's do it real quick i'm gonna find the um one of my favorite youtube comments real quick i think it was our boy Knack Baxter from last week. Knack Baxter. What did he say?

It's not loading. Jake should go play basketball in Saudi Arabia. Jasmine's in the stands and sees him. Everyone goes home happy, especially Jasmine. That's funny. Good job, Knack. Thank you. That's funny.

My review of the week goes to uh julia dz94 good one she says i just listened to this week's episode of dlgb and was shook all caps to hear the show is ending do less guests is that what dlgb d do less god bless do less god bless okay not do less guests not so do less guests is not ending correct oh okay so you can still listen you can still listen for five bucks every week for five bucks a month not bad that's a dollar 25 that's like practically just rounding up a panda for the children don't round up anymore for the children this is for all this money is going to adults who wet their bed okay they need this money we need it for new sheets uh dlg being restricted to hear the show

is ending he gave me a glimpse into a future in which ghost runners could end and i didn't like what i saw please don't ever do us dirty like that if ghosties ended i legitimately cry thank you guys for being the best and for making mondays more than bearable hopefully there's a little exaggeration there but i appreciate the passion yeah Please don't cry if this show ever ends. I don't, I don't foresee it ending anytime soon. And if it, I like, honestly, like I can't imagine a circumstance where it's going to end. We've done a podcast together every single week for 80 some weeks now.

85. This is Ocho Cinco episode. Really? Oh yeah. Hey Chad. You know him. Yeah. My buddy.

Really well. My brother. Hey Chad. You know him. Yeah. My buddy. Really well. My brother. Hey brother. Um, we've done it and we've, we've had plenty of circumstances that'd be like, maybe this is the week we take a week off. Yeah.

A couple of weeks ago was very tough to fit in. Had to do it Saturday night. Yeah. We had to do a couple Sundays in there. Yeah. Like it's been crazy. Like we've, we've had plenty of obstacles that were like,

no, we're making this a priority. Priority. Priority. Priority. I will say, at least starting out, I think you were more gung-ho about it than me. Like, I was like, I don't know if I want to do this.

And you're like, you're like, hey, let's record. Let's record this night. I was like, okay, let's do it. We got to do it. And then it just has blossomed. And now, yeah, we have full flower. Yeah, full flower.

It would take a lot for this field. Full field. Full patch. Full harvest is plentiful. plentiful laborers are two laborers have been patched in there too that's what they say it's number five that is ezekiel um name name name name with two It would take a major... Panaham. Okay, Panaham. P-N... I know it's P-N. Oh my gosh. Facetious. P-F-A. Oh my gosh, we lost it.

It would take like a major life change for this podcast to end. Like it would be like you and Catherine moving to Texas. Oh, we would still do it. Or me moving to like Hawaii or Saudi Arabia. Arabia? Saudi Arabia. Arabia? Saudi Labia. Oh, that tickled you, huh? Oh, you got the old man cough.

Oh my gosh, I know. Seriously. Oh my gosh. Why don't people make that joke more? That seems like that's such an easy pun. That's a little tough. That's little close close to the belt to where yeah where is it close to yeah anyway that's my i don't i don't think even then i've had the thought of like doing it remotely and stuff so we're not we're not changing no yeah we enjoy this way

too much i think i'm gonna say i'm gonna say until I have at least six kids, I will keep doing the podcast at six. And then we have to have a conversation. I'll reevaluate, I'll reevaluate. But until then, honestly, two kids is not that much different than one for me. You know, like Catherine's doing a lot more, but I'm fine. We put Brad on a six kid contract when he started. Yeah. And it was like, there's no years attached to it. Once he has six kids that we will renegotiate his contract, which is smart, but you, yeah, yeah. I locked him in early because we don't want six kids. I don't think we'll see my review of the week. That was a good one.

Mine's going to be from Sarah to him. Sarah M M O two number two in podcast. Nope. I'm gonna start over. Yeah. Sarah M M O two number two podcast in my day. Number one podcast in my heart. Oh, I started this podcast in November. By the time I got my 2020 Spotify rap data for

podcasts on December 5th, ghost runners was my number two podcast. That's awesome. I rarely binge podcasts, but this one hits different. I think she would say slap. I think you probably meant to say it correctly. I'm still trying to catch up on all the episodes, but I listened to multiple episodes a day. I enjoy every minute. This podcast is best summarized in the words of Jake's original babe of the week, Lady Gaga. Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, never the same,

totally unique, completely never been done before. Did I say that about Lady Gaga? No, I think that's Lady Gaga's quote. She said that about herself. Or a song or something. I don't know. I don't know Lady Gaga very well. But anyway, that's very, very kind. That is cool. I'm curious how many people right now are like only listening on Spotify now because like they felt so left out in December. I can't

rap. Yeah, seriously. I was like, you know, like my metrics are probably way off. I listen to a lot of ghost runners. I didn't think about that. Yeah. Yeah. They have nothing to post. No, nothing. They have nothing. I don't know how Apple Music is not doing something about this. I think Apple's actually doing pretty terrible as a company, aren't they? Because of that. Is that it? Is that it? I think they, I mean.

Well, California's on lockdown, so they're not really doing anything right now. Yeah. Yeah. They haven't. I mean, they're trying to salvage the company with $550 headphones, you know, but that's like their last ditch. Other than that, the company's really in the crapper. Yeah.

Luckily, they've kind of got the quarter on a volleyball coaching market. And so they're, they're going to be okay. They're going to, they're going to break through anyway. Uh, Brad, would you like to end this episode with a jingle? Yes, let's do it. Let me pull up the, uh, this one's coming from my guy, Andy. Shout out Andy. Long time ago.

He sent this in, uh this in Andy bringing it back that one must have oh hey we didn't practice this either this is gonna work hey

is it supposed to be for 500 hours but this will be good okay is this how it goes hey when I wake up Oh, oh, oh, oh Okay, is this how it goes? Hey, when I wake up Well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be

Someone who laughs at Jake and Brad when I get up Well, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be Someone who can't pronounce world rule If I go out Well, I know I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go Chick-fil-A from Mr. James If I go out well I know I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Chick-fil-A from Mr. James if I work out well I know I'm gonna sweat

I'm gonna sweat a ton at Chicken and Pickle well I would watch 500 hours and I would watch 500 more just to push Ghost Runners podcast to the top of trending on YouTube Ghost Runners Podcast to the top of trending on YouTube.

Ghost Runners Podcast every Monday morning. Ghost Runners Podcast with Jake, Jake, and Brad. Oh, Jake, Jake, and Brad. Woo! Hey, that was fun and different. Dude. I was not expecting it.

That's hard to do. That was a good job. You took the already parodied lyrics from a different song and then switched it to Can't Tell Me Nothing. Just give me words I could do it. Yeah. It's hard to come up with them on the spot.

Maybe that's the thing. If you're like, hey, I'm not quite ready to maybe write an entire jingle. I'm not that good at it. Just write a poem. Just write something that has, seriously,

just write something that has similar syllables in every line that rhymes and then we'll pick the song. We'll figure it. Just write a poem. Just write like something that has, seriously, just write like something that has similar syllables in every line that rhymes and then we'll pick the song. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Seriously. That's good. That's good. Hey, dude.

Seriously. Headed. Yeah, seriously. I've been serious. Well, thank you guys for listening to episode 85. Gosh, we got personal and serious and honest on this one. Yeah. What the bed?

I pooped my pants. Remember that? We are five-year-olds. No, three-year honest on this one. Yeah. What the bad? I poop my pants. Remember that? We are five-year-olds. No, three-year-olds. Young. Yeah. Very, very young. Hattie poops her pants less than her dad this year, probably.

Gosh. That's too bad. 2020, guys, huh? All right. Yeah. 2020 has been rough. Thank you guys for listening. And seriously, consider, even if it's just for this month

like go back and watch that live stream go watch harrison spell facetious with a p yeah uh five dollars you can cancel any time but ten dollars if you want to get to like the bonus uh videos yeah and stuff i cleaned out my closet today uh not the m&m song i'm cleaning out my closet i'm sorry mama hey but tonight yeah i just found some things in my closet and made a video and yeah brad's making videos maybe his deck video will be on there who knows ten dollars gets you the bonus stuff all access with the ghosties awesome all right i'm done plugging thanks for listening you guys are fun you guys are you guys are great let's take you bye-bye.