Ghostrunners - 86 - The Best Ghostrunners Moments of 2020

Episode Date: December 28, 2020

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On the first day... Wait, are we doing Christmas? What else would we do? Ghostmas? That sounds sacrilegious. Let's do Christmas. Let's do Christmas. Can't replace Christ with ghost. Yikes. Well, Holy Ghost. On the first day of Holy Ghostmas...

Should we do that? Too many syllables. On the first day of Christmas, my true love... Wait, are we doing true love? Okay. I guess true love. Wait, are we doing true love? Okay. Hold on, we haven't talked about this. I guess true love. Sure.

Or. Or. Domi gave to me. My Domi. Hola gave. Just a different character every time. True love. Keep it simple.

Okay. All right. All right. All right. Let me. uh true love true love okay okay all right all right all right let me let me on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a very good dog to sell on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me a two-leaf custom table and a very good dog to sell on the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three patron levels, two

custom table, and a very good dog to sell. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a four whole shirt, three patron levels, two custom table, and a very good dog to sell. On the fifth day of Christmas,

my true love gave to me a five-star review. For our whole shirt, three patron levels, two-leaf custom table, and a very good dog to sell. $1,000. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a $600 espresso machine. Five- star review. Album, podcast, four,

three patron levels to the custom table and a very good dog to sell. Hey, on this seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me seven talks from Henry. Hey Brad. $600 espresso and five star review. Four whole shirt, three patron levels, two leaf custom table, and a very good dog to sell.

Yeah. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me eight months of YouTube, seven talks from Henry, six dollars for us. So five star review. Four whole shirt, three patron levels, two leaf custom custom table And a very good dog to sell Eight on the ninth day of Christmas My true love gave to me Nine voice memos Eight months of YouTube

Seven talks from Henry I mean six dollars Five star review Four hole shirt Three patron levels Two leaf custom table And a very good dog to sell. All right, let's go faster.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 10 stack of cars, nine voice memos, eight months of YouTube, seven talks from Henry, $600 espresso, five star review. Four whole shirt, three patron levels, two leaf custom table, and a very good dog to sell. $500. On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 11 pickle paddles, 10 stack of cars, nine voice memos, eight months of YouTube, seven talks from Henry, $6 espresso, five star review, four whole shirt, three patron levels, two leaf cuss up table, and a very good dog to sell.

Yeah. $200, you guys. On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. 12 a.m. recording 11 pickle paddles, 10 stack of course, 9 voice memos, 8 months of YouTube, 7 talks from Henry, 6 hundred dollar espresso, 5 star

review. 4 whole shirt, 3 patron levels, 2 leaf custom table, and a very good dog to sell. $70. Seriously. Just take them.

Or best offer. Or best offer. Honestly, yeah. He's just hanging out in the backyard anyway. His leash broke. We're kind of opening waters off. Yeah. I think the invisible fence works, but honestly, who cares?

That's a fun way to start it. Tell them our strategy for this recording of this. So the strategy is never practice beforehand and go for it. Yeah. Just go for it. Is that what you meant? Oh, no. You mentioned like this song can get really repetitive and really long, so just we got

to go as fast as we can. So I was like, okay, let's try to go fast. So I think we did it. Hopefully that was somewhat entertaining. Hopefully that's what we shoot for here. Shout out to, yeah, somewhat entertaining. I think that should be our like whole description of the podcast. Somewhat entertaining. Ghostrunners. It's not about ghosts, but it's somewhat entertaining. It's somewhat like Seinfeld, but a little less Jewish and a little less entertaining, but somewhat entertaining. But somewhat still still definitely some.

We did it. Okay. So this episode is going to be fun and kind of different. The, uh, we're still going to give you guys a little bit of a normal episode updates on our week and whatnot, but the, uh, second and third trimester, if you will, of this. So trying to do that more, I've been trimestering to do that more. It has, or this, yeah. Second, third trimester up the courage to do that more. Yeah. I've always wanted to trim yeah, second or third trimester. Trying to muster up the courage to do that more.

Yeah. I've always wanted to trimester on my hot dogs. Oh, yeah. I've always just gotten ketchup. So you already, Clue, you already thought it was Miss Scarlet? I would try Curlmuster. Trimester. Dang it.

Hey, we need to get the enemy out of the barracks. Oh, yeah. We could trimester gas. Oh, that's a good idea. Mustergas gets it right out of the barracks. We got to get him out of there somehow. I think so. gas. Oh, that's a good idea. Mustard gas gets it right out of the barracks. We got to get out of there somehow. I think so. That's it.

That's it. I'm good. I'm dry. I'm dry mustard. Turn it off. I'm dry. Okay. So what am I talking about?

Trimester. Trimester. Oh, yes. Second and third. I'm pregnant. We are going to do a recap of 2020 Ghostrunners episodes. Yeah. I don't need to explain it. I think that makes sense a recap is so key best 2020 and a recap to recap everything no cap

no cap and hundred dollars to sell a dog no cap doesn't have a cap on them okay this episode's gonna slap different you guys okay just get ready for it. But before we get to that, we have to do the first trimester. So Brad, how was your week? It's been a good week. I went to Texas this week and celebrated Christmas. Christmas came early. Oh, that's kind of crazy. That's, it's, I feel like so much time has passed.

That's crazy. You've been to Texas and back since last episode. Good for you. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. You're so zany. I'm so zany and wacky.

And man, it was great. Yeah. It was a good time. It Yeah. That's crazy. You're so zany. I'm so zany and wacky and man, it was great. Um, yeah, it was, it was a good time. It was with Catherine's family. So every other year we do Christmas vacation or Christmas Thanksgiving, you know, at the different houses. And so this year we have Christmas here. So we went a week or a weekend early and it was fun. Um, pretty chill. Um, I'm trying to think of anything really that monumental to tell you they're just so they just chill and it's, it's great. I, I didn't sleep very much at all.

Like the last really from Thanksgiving till then, I didn't like have very good sleeping patterns at all. And so I just, Ramadan from sleep. Yeah. Is that what that means? Ramadan. I think it's Ramadan with,

uh, waking up early. Oh yeah. Great. I like that. I was trying, I was trying, I was trying to think of something. Try mustard. Ramadan. I got nothing. I was trying, I was trying, I was trying to think.

Try mustard. I got nothing. Pudding. Pudding. Uh, so I, I, I rested a lot, um, which was good. I got a lot of good R and R if you will. Oh yeah. Reading railroad. Gosh. You know what really frustrated me though? And I already talked to you about this was for like the fifth time in my life. I, you think I would learn, especially after Jake, literally you texted me, you said, Hey, like I was working late at night. One time you're like, Hey, just a friendly reminder to upload your video. Cause we always record the videos to youtube.com on our phones. And then we upload them to Google drive. Justin does the thing where he syncs up with the audio, blah, blah, blah. Um, and he's like, just a

reminder, you know, upload your video before you leave. And I was like, no problem. Great idea. Like good call. Yeah. I think the literal words I use are my man. And so I was like, great, I'll do that. And so I uploaded it right then while I was working in the shop, which shop is like half on wifi, half on data.

So maybe we see where this is going. Did not upload. And so then Jake, you texted me a couple of days later when I was in Texas. Hey, just a reminder to upload that thing. Like you're so nice about it. And I was like, okay. So I uploaded it in Catherine's family's house, but there's like, I don't know, there's probably 20 people there.

And like, I bet there's at least 30 devices on their wifi and my goodness, it was taken forever. I tried to even use somebody's like MacBook and it said 14 hours to upload. And I was like, that's too long. I can, I can. So I like did the thing where I did like in the summertime where I like went to a few coffee shops, like thinking that would help, did not help. And then I finally uploaded it at her cousin's house, like in town.

But I showed you the screenshot. It was the download speed was crazy fast. Like you could like surf the web and stuff. It's like 150 megabits per second. And the, the upload speed was literally, I think 0.8. Wasn't it less than one? It was less than one. I was like, how does that happen? You gotta be kidding me. Yeah. Um, but I got it uploaded. So thanks for watching. And if you're watching on YouTube last week, um, so beyond that, I don't think I have too many things. Hattie is just so

fun. She's at the perfect age right now. I think three years old is like the perfect Christmas age. It's a good age to put like be put in a fridge too. Good for Christmas and good for fridge. Yeah. Fridge stockings. I think that's, that's what they say. Like terrible twos and three refrigeration threes. I have a book that says, so you're going to be a dad. I'd never actually read it. Um, good. Which shows probably came from the streets school of hard knocks. That's right. School of hard knocks. I don't, I don't read. So you're going to be a dad james kobe bryant tracy mcgrady i don't need business school it's not the same thing um but i'm sure on the three-year-old page it says just put them in a fridge and celebrate christmas with them but yeah hattie's

favorite thing like her her phrase that she's been saying every time she opens a present it's just what i've always wanted. Dang, that's awesome. And it's like, that's probably not true, but I love it. She's all about superlatives right now. We listened to a song on the radio. I think it was Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. She's like, this is my favorite song. And then the Grinch will come up and be like,

this is my favorite song. It's like, awesome. She's so excited. Dang, that's cool. And then, yeah, just this past tonight, before this we went and looked at christmas lights in a few different areas or a few different places around johnson county went to this like penguin house it's like i don't want to exaggerate 200 inflatable penguins like those things you put on your lawn people were telling me about this last night and i said am i hearing are you saying penguin house yeah and they're like yeah it's just what everyone knows it by They're just inflatables covering the whole yard.

Yeah. It's like, it's like probably five minutes from where I grew up. And so I've seen the growth of the penguin house. Like it started out as probably like 15 maybe. And it was like, that's kind of crazy. Look at all these penguins. And it's like, let's go check it out. And then it was like, oh, they're like actually letting you like walk around and stuff.

And then it like grew and grew. And now it's like, like I was kind of nervous. I was going to lose Hattie in there tonight. Like it's not a very big house either there's inflatable penguins everywhere yeah in the house or in the yard in the yard yeah okay yeah what a weird thing yeah and there's always happy feet like there's a projector that always is playing happy feet that penguin movie and like usually they have candy canes thanks a lot covid you know couldn't get my peppermint on but um anyway she was loving it she thought it was was so much fun. So went there, went to a few other ones and it was really fun. So nice little night.

Yeah. Looking forward to Christmas with Hattie. It'll be fun. That's great. What about you, man? Let's see. We got a settled into the new house. Yeah. I've been in the new house for about a month now. We got, Oh, we got some new furniture, Brad. That's the wrong frame of time. Oh yeah. I liked your, your Instagram story about the store building the furniture, you. That's the wrong frame of time. Oh yeah, I liked your Instagram story about the store, building the furniture, you versus Isaac. Dude, I will seriously, I'm never going to assemble something again. I learned my lesson. I did it.

It's not fun. Oh, it sucks. It sucks. It's only $110 at Target and I just have to put it together myself. Oh, but it sucked. Yes, it sucks. Sorry, but yes it sucks sorry it stinks it's it's it stinks it's stinkies um yeah it stinks it uh would it be bad if you did it again like would it be really bad again like or i feel like assembling something like from something

like that is like so hard because you don't know what you're doing and the directions aren't very good. But if you did it again, could you do it pretty well? And pretty quickly. That's a good point. Cause probably 40% of the frustration was me realizing, Oh, this is going to take me hours. Yeah. You know, that was most of it. Yeah. It's like, I feel about like jeans versus sweatpants. I don't think sweatpants are necessarily that much more comfortable, but it's the idea of putting on jeans when I'm really cozy. It's like, Oh, I don't want to put on jeans. Those are so itchy and hard. But then once I get jeans on, I'm like, I never noticed myself being like, Oh gross. I have jeans on right now. And they are plenty comfy. Yeah. So yeah, I'd say putting a dresser together is a lot like putting on jeans. I just, I've had a business idea before

of like, I could advertise that I put together Ikea furniture. And especially if I like know the Ikea furniture, it would take me minutes minutes but people would pay me a hundred dollars or something for it like maybe that's what I'll do also because Ikea is so cheap already so it's not like paying an extra hundred dollars is really that bad of an idea you know like you now we're talking about a hundred dollar dresser you pay two hundred dollars for that but you don't have to after after your terribly frustration frustrating experience like I could do it for you. I would do that. I would buy it cheap and then pay someone to assemble it.

That's what I'll do from now on. Well, that's what Ellis Custom Creations is. Okay, I'll just buy a custom dresser, fine. Just buy it cheap and assemble. I wanna cut out in the top drawer for my pickleball paddles, okay? I want it directly customized. Inlaid in there, yeah.

Yeah, exactly the size of my paddle that I use. I like it, I like it. But the new house is great. We picked up a rug today, like big old area area rug a little bigger than we thought 12 by 13 pretty massive did you measure beforehand we did okay um but still big still big but no it's nice uh we've started that is really big uh like how close to it close to the walls is it i would say you got about two inches on each side i'm just imagining like you just measured it a few inches wrong and it's just like curling up on the wall yeah no it's this new thing the japanese are doing it we're trying it

we call it the half pipe rug you know we're just a little bit on both sides tony hawk has one so it's great i don't know bucky last night we got uh we got one vent being fully covered by the rug which i assume is just a house fire waiting to happen. Sure. I can't wait for that. Yeah. So that's really fun.

Living with Harrison has been awesome. You know, it's only been a week, but- You got some stories? Not a ton, but one kind of cool thing. Like one of our very first nights sleeping there, I think this was after the dresser night. Isaac and I were both so just like, I had a headache. I was exhausted.

I was like, this is not fun. I just, this sucks. I want to go to sleep. Did you night Isaac and I were both so just like I had a headache I was exhausted. It's not fun. I just I this sucks I want to respect Isaac and I more after that like I know they're not really they're kind of apples to oranges Excuse me for saying that but a little bit at least like okay There's definitely a level of like I guess respect with the right word and just like I don't know admiration for Isaac and I guess you're like y'all's brains are different than mine when it comes to that stuff.

Like Isaac can just like, he didn't really need to look at the directions. Like he can just like, I'm holding this random piece in my hand that says it's got the letter K taped on it. And he's like, oh yeah, that's the back of the middle drawer or something. Like, how do you,

how can your brain like know what this is out of context? So yeah, I had a lot more respect for just like the way your mind has to think to put stuff together. I think he's more natural at that than I am for sure. He yeah, yeah. I had a lot more respect for just like the way your mind has to think to put stuff together. I think he's more natural at that than I am for sure. He's got it. Yeah. He's got it. The X factor, the wood factor. But, uh, so that night we're all going to bed kind of early more on Harrison schedule. We talk in, we're talking like 11. Oh yeah. Very early for Isaac and I, I didn't know if it was like kind of early, like roll your eyes. Like, Oh yeah. 1230 kind of thing. No, not bad.

And so we're all kind of going to bed at the same time, and Harrison's like, wait, wait, wait, everyone meet in the hall. And he said, he said, I want this to be like a sitcom. So what we're going to do is we're all going to three-way high-five. If we don't say a word, we just close our doors right afterwards.

And so we've done that three times since then. We go to bed at the same time by three-way high-fiving and closing our doors. It's awesome. That's amazing. And then one night we realized that Harrison plays Fortnite, which is kind of random for Harrison's personality. It's like, no way. Yes, you mentioned that to me and I was like, oh, it surprised me that he even plays video

games. Yeah, which I don't, I haven't played Fortnite in over a year, probably. But I was like, we got to squad up. Got to get the boys together. Is that what you say? Squad up? Sure, you can. And so before that, we all met in the hallway and fist bumped, said, let's game, and then

shut our doors. Yeah, that's when you knew it was gaming time as you fist bumped. It's different. If you high five, then it's sleepy. So there's been a lot of fun meetings in the hallway. Oh, I love that. Our bedrooms are all right next to each other. That's like so small, but so hilarious.

Yeah, it's a tip of the iceberg of what's coming in the house. I think, I think Catherine, I need to start doing that with Hattie. Maybe like, all right. Three, two, one. It's showtime. Boom. Have I ever told you the Whataburger day story? Whataburger day? Whataburger day? I don't know. Um, it wasn't actually me, but it was one of my friends that experienced this. He was in Fort Worth visiting his sister at TCU. And there was some like big NASCAR race there that day. And so there were all these, like this big family, let's say seven people in all NASCAR, like clad, like clad, NASCAR clad. That's the right word.

Completely clad in NASCAR. Okay. And that doesn't really matter in the story. It's just image for you. But they all, they all ordered, they all get their food early. They're all sitting there waiting for the food. They get it. None of them do anything.

And then like, like just a nonverbal cue. One guy stands up and just starts giving high fives and everyone else starts standing up high five at each other. And they just go, what a burger day. What a burger day. What a burger day. And then they sit down and just like feast on this water burger. And I thought it was the hilarious, like, so like ever since I heard that I, we did

at camp all the time, like we would like wait and people would be like, why are they eating? And then we'd be like Frito pie day, Frito pie. Yeah. And it was, it was so fun. So that's why I imagined like Harrison, like, like there's no, like if someone's just sitting in the living room watching you guys, like boom. And then you just turn around and go. Queen's Gambit.

Queen's Gambit. We're watching it. We're watching it. Episode two. Queen's Gambit. Exactly. So what are we going to do? One time when I was working for K-Life, there was like a K-Life men's conference for all

the men that were on staff in Kansas City. It's one of our things is like they booked like a pretty much a section in like the, uh, outfield for us all to sit. Oh, that's cool. And at a Royals game at a Royals game. Okay. Yeah. Like left field fence,

Coffman stadium. And it started with like a few of us, like myself, Matt Rau, Josh Barnard, I think started taking off our shirts and we're like, let's see. Cause obviously we're not the only people in this section.

Like we make up 19 of 250 people in the session. Yeah. And we just slowly start taking off our shirt. You know, we take ours off in like bottom of the seventh. And the next thing you know, a few more guys have taken off their shirts at like top of the eighth and like bottom of the eighth. And then like we're getting pretty close, like a lot of people. And we're not just taking them off.

Like we're telling everyone like, hey, we're going to be the section. All right. If they hit a home run ball here, like it's going to be awesome. And sure enough, Salvi hit a home run and like the bottom of the ninth, it wasn't to win. I think we were still losing, but it was just awesome. Right. They're like, we got on sports center that night with like 75% of the section, like had their shirt off. It was very easy to see where you guys were. Yeah. It was like white. Cause there was like white guys like running down the stairs to try and like get the home run ball uh so oh that's pretty funny

yeah it was like what a burger day it was just like let's all get in on this together i really like the idea of like yeah just going with like 30 dudes and like hanging out and just like hey but you have to be shirtless like no matter where we go in public you got to be shirtless got to be shirtless oh speaking of not shirtless we got some patreon gifts uh not patreon no no no uh ghost runners on second gifts yeah from from fans and one of them was uh we got they're all amazing but one of them was fit shirts with each other's face on them yeah should have brought them tonight but should have we'll get them next time uh they are loud and they are proud yes both those things big time but we've talked about already like having like

bets you know and consequences is you have to wear those shirts. You have to wear your own shirt in public, which I think would be even funnier because Jake, you know, Jake's shirt is my size. And so it would be huge on Jake and my shirt is Jake size. So it would be so tiny on me, but it would be like ridiculous. Like we're walking in public with our own shirt on. We also talked about like being like a partners in pickleball tournaments or something and just wearing those things and just being completely serious. Like, all right, let's go squad up. The Isaac wore my shirt to UPS yesterday. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. Like we're out in public. I love it. He said there was a very attractive girl behind him and who like kind of got his attention and he was like, just kind of like looking at or whatever. And then he like got a glimpse of a shirt and then he was just like he said he just like lowered his head it was just like not today like i got nothing come on i got nothing to work with oh the chicks love it with this they love me oh man there's a very attractive girl behind him and she

was like hey that's my husband boom baby of the week yeah this is a conversation that we can't really have because you have a baby of the week no i'll be week. Yeah. This is a conversation that we can't really have because you have a babe of the week. No, I'll be honest. Okay. Yeah. I, I'm a big benefit of the doubt guy. And that definitely, I see that manifest when it comes to women's attractiveness, only seeing them from the mask up. Every time I see a girl just with straightened hair, I'm like, she's probably incredibly

attractive. I can barely even make out like what her face looks like. But I'm like, dang. Yeah. Dang. She's nice. But I have no idea what her face looks like. I just like dang yeah that's dang she's nice but i have no idea what her face looks like i just assume oh yeah your hair is straight i'm trying to think

that's awesome like only specifically with katherine no other girls but i'm trying to think like uh like can you kind of tell by the eyes i think the eyes are the most attractive part of a face no no no lips proportions okay but i think you could tell proportions kind of, you don't have like tiny eyes and just like a massive nose. Do you like a Cyrano de Bergerac situation? I don't think it's the size. It's more like the distance apart and like their distance from like your, your cheeks and stuff.

Hmm. That's I'm sure that's true. I've never really analyzed. I haven't done like Oscar Hillary swank on this or anything, but really, I, yeah, I feel like you can just kind of tell, like, uh, there's some kind of, I don't know, photo or like marketing staying. I don't know what it's called. Principal. We're like, obviously like you have a piece of paper and it's like bleeding off both ends, but you can tell it's a piece of paper. Like you can imagine the thing on the top of the bottom. That's what I kind of imagined. I'm like, I could tell,

I could tell you're cute. I don't need to see your mouth. I know what it looks like. Hey, you, I think you're cute and I don't need to see your mouth. I know what it looks like. Hey, you, I think you're cute and I don't need to see your mouth. So cover it up. So put it on, huh? There was a guy, Sherwin Williams. I go to Sherwin Williams a lot and I ordered paint from him multiple times. And then one time he came up and he didn't have his mask on full beard. No idea.

So I will say there are, there are exceptions to the rule but uh overall i think i know i went to two different targets today and i feel like i saw kansas city's just riddled with models from you know just from my review from the nose up yeah from the nose up i'm like wow every single girl in here just like the most beautiful girl i've ever seen but i didn't see their mouth i mean cute girls shop at target too. They do. And they eat at Chipotle. That's true. I went to Chipotle today too.

It's a good day for me. That's a great day. Good day for me. And what were you looking for at target? Can I ask? Uh, Christmas gifts. Oh yeah. Good.

Thanks. What do you, I, uh, did like a mobile, uh, order thing. Like I ordered it so I could just go to target and pick it up. Yeah. Would not recommend. No. Oh, people rave about it. Oh, tell me me more i went there and it still said it was processing after like a couple hours so then i was like you went there before like preemptively

yeah but it said go in two hours so i go in two hours it says processing so i go to the place and i'm like hey uh do you know they're like can i see your barcode i'm like well so so it's processing is there any way to know how long this is going to be? He's like, there's really no way of knowing. And you just awesome. You just go pick it up. Yeah. The time that you communicated with him, you could have just gone and got it yourself.

Yeah. So that's what I ended up doing. Another guy. Oh, before someone talked to me, this didn't even frustrate me. It was just like, dang, like good for you, man. I guess this dude goes, have you been helped yet? And I go, no, I haven't. He goes, all right.

And then just keeps walking. Dang. That's awesome. Like he just like stunned me i was like did you lose a bet or something maybe he thought like uh i'll go get someone do you need any help and he said no i haven't or i don't i know he's like all right yeah i never had that what a flex you been helped yet no all right cool heads out good luck oh you'll figure it out this is target not walmart so that's funny yeah i don't know my aunt cindy she swears by the target grocery pickup she like has like a friendship with the guy that like loads all her groceries for her oh so yeah that's nice yeah he's a high school boy he's blah blah blah yeah he you know whatever so but she she tips him that was the one aunt cindy and aunt charlotte Aunt Charlotte, Aunt Charlotte was the one that cleaned her money before she tipped those guys.

Remember how I told you that one time? Yeah. So I started tipping my Chili's people just FYI. Good. I've started. That's good. Yeah. I,

I won a pickleball tournament this weekend, Brad. What's new? But this one was with a woman and I got, that's new. I got to see her mouth. Yeah. It was nice.

Okay. No, she has a boyfriend. That's not anything. I got to see her mouth. Yeah. It was nice. Okay. No, she has a boyfriend. That's not anything that I got to see her mouth. I got to see her mouth and I liked what I saw. I love seeing girls mouths. Oh, me too. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah. That's why I love going to restaurants. I think forget the food. You can see their mouth move. Yeah. I think that's what the veil was originally intended for on wedding day. It's like, this is your first time seeing her mouth. And it's like, whoa, what a kisser. Yeah, probably. Yeah.

I've been waiting. Yes. That makes sense. Yeah. But yeah, it was just a girl that I barely knew pretty much just from Instagram. And the European girl, the European girl, you play sometimes with like, there's a girl that plays pickleball. Oh, they're really good.

Well, you know what I'm talking about? I feel like they're europe maybe they're not european i just assume they are because they're kind of intimidating looking i was gonna say look there is one girl who's russian russian that's wait you would you how do you know her though i know i don't think she's been to meadowbrook no she was a meadowbrook once but how did you know she was russian i have an innate sense of this thing when she was at meadowbrook that one time we didn't know she was Russian? I have an innate sense of this thing. When she was at Meadowbrook that one time, we didn't know she was Russian yet. So like no one could have possibly told you that. You just knew? I knew. Yeah. There's a difference.

I think Isaac or Scott told you about this girl because I keep calling her the Russian princess and I feel like that would be something they would like relay on to you. It was like, yeah, that's Jake's Russian princess. Maybe or maybe I just have an innate sense. I guarantee you, like give me three girls in a row. Like you could dress them the exact same. I would tell which one is not American.

Mouth or no mouth? Give me their mouth. Yeah, I need their mouth. Give me their mouth. I need to see their mouth. And maybe I'd need like... See them walk. See them order food.

See them use chopsticks. Keep going. See them go to an outdoor water park. One more. Slow pitch softball. Yes, that's it. I need to see more go slow pitch softball yes that's it i need to see him do slow pitch softball jenny finch style yep that's it was fast pitch she was fast don't disrespect her come on you're right i was too trying to be too quick ah sorry guys

anyway um yeah i don't know is was it the russian girl how many 25 year old women listening right now had a jenny finch poster in your room at some point zero no zero my sister did and i think i think a lot she was like the uh i don't know who's a good comparison alan iverson oh no way of women you think so yeah she was that culturally like motivating to people no like yeah i've really like i i you i wore my hair in a ponytail after i saw jimmy finch where i never said i've never done that before like her hair was blonde my hair was blonde i would call it to jenny when my hair was blonde for her like the way she threw that pitch was like so different than any other like way of throwing it i don't think i think jenny's fandom is somewhere between you and i are both putting it i think it's somewhere in the middle i'm sure you're right

you're right. You're right. I don't have. Yeah. My sisters are older than me. They didn't care about Ginny Finch. Your sister was right in the Finch zone. So yeah, she made us call her Ginny for two years.

I thought it was Forrest Gump related, but it wasn't. No. What are we talking about? That's a good question. Pickleball. Yeah. It was something. Oh, the Russian princess.

Oh yeah. I played with an American. Okay. Good for you. It was for the troops. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stimulate our economy. Yeah. Yeah. it was something. Oh, the Russian princess. Oh, yeah. I played with an American. OK, good for you. It's for the troops. Yeah. Yeah. Stimulate our economy. Yeah. Yeah. Good for you. And, you know, Scott and his wife were in it. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, I played them in the semifinal game. Stink it, Scott. Got you. And Sam. How's it feel, Scott? Yeah. And I won that. It was an ugly sweater tournament. That was fun. Oh, it's kind of funny. I'm just remembering this afterwards. I was talking to Scott and Sam. I don't know how this

got brought up, but you know, they're kind of like renovating a home or like moving into a new home. They're building a home is what you call it. Building a home. Yeah. They're renovating their own. Renovating a brand new home. They're renovating the dirt. Yeah. They're reclaiming the dirt and like digging underneath it and then putting a foundation on top of that dirt. I wish there was a word to describe, like they're renovating this land into kind of a structure that they intend on dwelling in. I don't know what to call it, but yeah, I mean, whatever you get it. And they were talking about this new couch. I think Scott was maybe saying like, we took a page out of your and Isaac's book and we decided to ball out a little bit.

We got this like velvet couch or whatever. I was like, Oh, that sounds cool. Red velvet. And Sam's like, yeah, it's an awesome couch. It's like a performance couch. And I go, hell, I don't need to know that. Whatever you have in your living room is fine. Just close the drapes, Sam, all right? Speaking of drapes, you know what? I'm not going to go there. But I don't need to know.

But I have a really big carpet, all right? My rug is pretty much just wall to wall. And the seats go all the way down. All the way down. All the way down. All the way down. She grabs her green Camry. You ever heard of a half pipe? I don't want to keep going.

Half pipe. Oh, half pipe rug. Yeah. Oh, man. I want to say so much more, but I'm going to stop. But she goes, yeah, it's a performance couch. And I'm like, oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah.

Don't need to know. What does that mean? She's not really catching on. Scott's like already cracking up. And then she like doubles down. She's like, and also it's like, it's like stain resistant. I'm like, hey, I don't need to know what does that she's not really catching on scott's like already cracking up and then she like doubles down she's like and also it's like um it's like stain resistant i'm like hey i don't need to know all right i don't need to know about your couch i feel like she starts to catch on or scott's like sam what do you realize what you're saying we got a performance

couch that's stain resistant what does that mean i think performance i don't know what performance means actually like it performs well like with kids or something yeah yeah maybe it's like uh that's a weird that's a weird term for that i don't it's like yeah our couch you can put our couch in sport mode right it's really easy to move i mean it'll move like butter like yeah that's performance couch i think they explained it to me and i can't even remember it because all I can get in my head is just like you put it under pressure and it does really well. It's very sturdy. Yeah. Oh, wow.

So I got to move around on you. Like three, three seconds left in the game. Give that give that couch the ball like it will perform. It's pretty clutch. Yeah. So that was probably the best part of the pickleball tournament. Sure. Winning first.

Maybe with an American with a mouth. That's not bad. Not bad. But yeah, it was pretty fun. Performance coach. Performance coach. Sam. Oh, man.

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fraction this is winning winners find fabulous for less uh try to get anything else real quick last week when trey was on his honeymoon i was trying to uh you know find some things to do in my time i bought some stocks never bought stocks. And now the stocks are already going up. So I feel like I, I feel like a mogul. I'm so smart. I'm so wise. Why didn't I, why am I not doing this more? Yeah. That's why everyone day trades and they do so well when they do it. Yeah. No one's ever lost money in the stock market. Oh, it's, it's surefire right now, especially. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's the right time. Yeah. But it is so exciting. I check every day and I'm like, yes, I'm so, you know, it's like, I just completely guessed and like everything is up.

I'm like, man, I got to do this more specific companies that you knew, or did you like literally guess? Like, no, I would say somewhere between that. It's like companies. I knew technology companies that I believe in, but I know nothing about like pretty deep, pretty deep technology companies or like things that we've heard of. Like we go and we go to Apple. Uh, I'd say there's a couple on apple's level a couple

we haven't heard of give me some give us some stock advice and so then when we follow you blindly and we all lose our money we can blame you yeah this is a way for you guys to track my happiness because money does fuel my temporary happiness that's all yeah yeah thanks thanks for admitting that that's bold i'm happy to say it because I'm so proud of how my priorities are in life right now. Sure. But the one, yeah, there's always like those people who are like, I'll give you one. If you want to pay for like the membership, I'll tell you the rest of the five. Five stocks you have to buy tomorrow.

Five, five, five, eight, nine, eight, nine. Free line. You'll get three stocks right away. I can't tell you my plan, but I will give you part one of step one of my plan. Can't lose. It is the trade desk. The trade desk. That's that's my that's my company what do they do they are like a middleman between advertisers and uh like streaming video platforms okay so they like fill that gap and i feel like that is an industry that's only going up baby and that's something that you know a lot

about so no wonder you got in there yeah got in there yeah yeah trade desk yeah we should trade this desk yeah we need to for a newer one we we're gonna get a performance desk probably because we perform on it no i mean never mind i'm not yeah it's a it's a funny joke already yeah we don't need to it's a kids podcast all right this is a kids this is a 12 and under podcast yeah every time i post anything to patreon from my like youtube page this is a kids this is a 12 and under podcast yeah every time i post anything to patreon from my like youtube page is this for kids yeah is this is this intended for people 18 and up only and i always say no no not even a little bit i'm bold i'm bold like that like anybody can watch this baby so anyways that's a quick thing uh stocks performance couch

uh the song last christmas or i think it's something like that yeah last christmas wham uh i gave you my heart for the very next day okay so pause there every christmas has happened i forget about the song and when it comes on i find myself singing along to it last christmas i gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away i get so frustrated that's not how they should have rhymed it every year i think and the very next day you tore it apart that should be what it is very next day tore it apart because it rhymes with the thing before it yeah i like that okay i'm a big abcb rhyme scheme guy yeah wham's going abcc cc when have you heard of that they say well there's ACDC, which that's what they call them for. Yeah.

I don't know. That's deep. I'm just airing my grievances with that song because every year it frustrates me. Okay. I'll air some grievances as well. Can I? Yeah. It's festive a season.

There's. Yeah. I don't really understand. I know it's Seinfeld, but good for you, man. I don't, I don't watch, I don't watch that deeply in the same. Good for you, man. There's a song about... Let me preface it all by saying this is funny.

We're being goofy. Christmas shoes, whatever, blah, blah, blah. I know it's a sad song. Whatever. There's a song, and I have a heart, I promise. But there's a song about like, there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time. All the...

I don't know. You know what I'm talking about? The one that's like, I know one about rain in Africa. I don't know this one. Like, do they know it's Christmas time at all? Anyway. And so it's like, it's yeah, it's like this like really sad, like song. It's like, it makes a good point of like kids in Africa don't understand like all the materialistic aspects of Christmas. And it's like, okay, it's like a classic. They play it all the time on the radio. But literally today I listened to that song. And then literally the next song was Santa

baby, the bond. And I'm like, like this, this woman basically asking for everything in the world, like the most materialistic girl ever. It's just like back and forth. And I'm like, just choose, pick a lane here. We're going to, we're going to go for the, you know, whatever, what's the word? Like just wholesome, not wholesome, but just like the people that are like going for crusades. That's not the right word. They're going for it. They're, they're philanthropists kind of like that aspect of Christmas. Like where we're like, are we going to go fight for a cause or are we going to mobile pickup? Are we going to be really selfish here? Yeah. And just whatever.

So I don't know. I didn't like it. There's one thing I really do need. A deed to a platinum mine. That's an A-C-C. What? What did you say? A platinum mine? I need a deed to a platinum mine. So basically I just need to

own a bunch of gold. Not platinum? Well, it's platinum. What's the difference? Does platinum exist? to a platinum mine. So basically, I just need to own a bunch of gold. Not platinum? Well, it's platinum. What's the difference? Does platinum exist? Is that a thing that like we can mine from the earth? You're asking me?

I'm asking you. I don't know. I only mine wood and Bitcoin, you know, for fun. No. Bitcoin's confusing. I don't know what platinum is

to be honest. I thought it was gold. It's not gold? I don't think so. They're different? Sometimes when like... I thought platinum was like a type of gold maybe i feel like you like go on websites and it's like all right we got three packages there's bronze there's gold and there's platinum do you want to be a platinum member maybe you're right dog you're right platinum

and look up blu-ray i think it's a type of metal too blu- ray is it a platinum it's it's not on the platinum definition platinum is a precious silvery white metal the chemical element of atomic number 78 oh it's a it's an element of white chocolate oh so it's definitely not gold if if there's platinum so then it's an element what's the what's the chemical uh for gold hey you give me like that gold nice yeah what about uh you want some sodium nah what about some potassium okay i'll take it what about some uh who wants some helium he does oh nice okay i like that um oh oh what am i breathing oh

oxygen yeah that's right i like i think of other ones uh Oh! Oxygen. Yeah, that's right. I like it. I'm trying to think of other ones. No, it's got to do something dumb with Einstein-tanium. Oh, you got something weird? You got some bionic kind of leg, right?

You got some... Never mind. That's stupid. I was trying to get to neon. Oh, okay. It was bad. It was bad. I lose. I lose. Dang it. Okay. Anyway.

That's great. That's great. We could kind of somewhat conclude the mini episode here. Let's at least do a review of the week, though. Real quick. Oh, real quick. Hey, let's do a review of the week. Okay, I'm just now seeing this for the first time.

This was not showing up in the podcast app. But I think we have closure from Karen M. What? Oh, yeah, I did see that, actually. Am I reading this right? Yeah, the podcast app doesn't show any reviews that we've gotten in a long time. Yeah. You gotta go charitable.

Which is why, I'm telling you guys, even though it hurts our ranking on Apple Podcasts, I would recommend listening on Spotify. It's just a better experience. Oh, good for you. Less buggy. But you can't see the reviews on there and whatever. There's both.

Just have both. Let's do this on both. Okay, so. On YouTube and Patreon. Is ACK an acronym or she's starting with ak what do you think i think the onomatopoeia okay here's the review of the week it's from happy one two three six eight she says oh wait should we get a voice memo sure man in like this mini episode all right well i'm just gonna leave you hanging there what's up what's up jake and brad brad and jake it's Clifton Alexander, short-time listener, first-time caller.

Last episode, you guys had actually mentioned my name. We were going back and forth with some DMs, and you guys had mentioned that maybe I wasn't the type of guy who would respond with LOLs or emojis in my messages, and that maybe it was because I was around 37 years old. Yeah, baby. Turns out, I'm not 37. I'm a little bit north of that. I'm actually a little bit north of 40. Oh, goodness. I think there 37 years old. Yeah, baby. Turns out I'm not 37. I'm a little bit north of that. I'm actually a little bit north of 40. Oh, goodness. I think there's a fear that when you turn 40 that maybe you're not cool anymore.

So I started playing this game with my employees who are a bit younger than me, and we called it Cool AF, which stands for cool after 40. That's awesome. So when I do something that I might typically be reserved for the, quote, younger crowd, like a phrase or emoji or meme or anything like that, I will ask him, hey, guys, is this cool AF? So my question to you guys, what are things that you anticipate that will be will or won't be cool AF in 10 years when you hit the big four? Thanks, guys. Love listening to your podcast.

Makes me laugh every week. Love it. Clifton, man, just wanted to F you on my cool AF voice memo. Did you get it? That's fun. I love that. We should have done AF as one of our acronyms last time. Yeah.

Dang. We're dumb AF. Dumb after 40. Dumb after 40. That's a fun question. What are things we're going to do? I'm already just so fine with not being cool. And I think that, but maybe subconsciously, I think that because I'm fine like, like just so fine with not being cool. Like,

like, and I think that, but maybe subconsciously I think that because I'm fine not being cool, it makes me kind of cool. Like if that makes sense, that makes it like, like maybe I'm not truly fine with it, but I'm like,

yeah, I'm not going to care. And that's going to make me cool. Your confidence. Yeah. It's cool. Like, I'm like, like I got Crocs today or the other day,

yesterday. I'm very excited to wear them. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to like wear them to church, but today or the other day, yesterday. I'm very excited to wear them. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to like wear them to church, but maybe in the foyer. But if they're really, yeah. Oh yeah. In the foyer.

I'll take my dress shoes off and put the Crocs on once I leave the sanctuary. It's a Japanese church or whatever. Sure. Yeah. Trey posted something that you see on his story. Like, yeah. Yeah. White people wear Crocs and Birkenstocks.

Catherine got Birkenstocks for Christmas for her family and like no shame whatsoever. You're white people wearing crocs and birkenstocks katherine got birkenstocks for christmas for her family and like no shame whatsoever you're white people crocs and stocks um so yeah i'm i'm maybe maybe when by the time i turn 40 the cool af thing will be actually to care and i need to fix that i guess because i don't care right now my not cool af thing is going to be like not respecting any of the music 11 years from now okay like you guys are listening to this i still i already do that maybe i'm just old already you're you're cool a cool at cool cool at cool after 30 um no i think like i was thinking about that too like maybe like like af you can't you can't like new music like you can't like musicians that are 25 and younger i don't think unless it's like a like kind of obscure like grungy like emo like indie band or something like you can like neutral milk hotel and the xx

and whatever bony bear but you can't you can't be Dua Lipa fan if you're a 42-year-old dude, right? Did you say Lipa? What's her name? Dua Lipa. Lipa. That's hilarious. No, yeah. You can't be rocking Taylor Swift

as a 45-year-old guy. I don't think. Unless your daughter listens to it and you're like, secretly, you're like, yeah, let's listen to this for you. But you're liking it. Yeah, that's an interesting question. At what age

can like sean mendez not be my top artist anymore like i might be getting kind of close 39 oh okay 39 i think i think the 40 mark yeah there's there's a difference and then it stops yeah um i think i eat a lot of fast food right now i don't know if we've talked about that much but um i don't think that's gonna be cool af i think i'll i think i'll still eat plenty but not as much as i do right now yeah i hope that slows down for me yeah it's like i think i think af you really need to uh like make your own food and like know what you're doing on the grill i don't i might have to like yeah jasmine's already gonna be tough to find but like marrying a nutritionist would be awesome i think oh okay good you. Having her do just all that for me.

Way to continue to funnel though. You're funneling it down. Yeah. I need a middle Eastern nutritionist who has a good mouth. Great mouth. But you can, but a good mouth that you don't even have to have the mask off to know. Mask off.

I saw a viral tweet this week. It was like, uh, as soon as this vaccine like really hits everywhere, mask off is going to be the number one song in the world again, which is no wonder his name is future. Holy cow. Think about that.

It's a good tweet. That's a good tweet. That dude's, that dude's part of the Illuminati for sure. Yes. He's not. He'd remember, remind everyone what the Illuminati is again.

That is the, um, airport security at Denver, Denver airport, I believe. Yes. It's a group of eight, uh,

TSA members, But it's actually Jay-Z. Jay-Z is part of the... He scans you if you have metal in your pockets. Illuminazi. Yeah, Illuminazers. That sounds a little bit like Illuminazi. But the terminal is shaped as swastika, so you tell me. You tell me. I don't know, Jake. We'll see.

It's a conspiracy, huh? Tell me I'm wrong. Prove it. Prove it's wrong. Okay, Cl? Huh? Told me I'm wrong. Huh? Prove it. Prove it's wrong. Okay, Clifton. That was a fun question, though. Yeah, it's... I like thinking about AF.

Oh, I don't. Really? No. See, that stuff, like Catherine, when she turned 30, she was like, oh, I'm 30, whatever. I feel whatever. That stuff doesn't bother me for some reason. Maybe because I'm 30 now, and I don't feel any different than when I was in like college in a lot of ways.

Like I look at my, the facts of my life and I'm way different, but I still have like the same zest. Dude, I was thinking about this yesterday. I was like, well, my brain ever changed. Like my brain still feels like, so, um, like I still feel like a kid a lot of the time. I'm like, is this how adults feel all the time? Like, do they always feel this way? I think you kind of, you got to have a little bit of that forever.

Yeah. I think I'll need like major life milestones to kind of like mature me a little bit some pretty major life milestones right now i don't know really young yes okay because that's how i feel too and i'm like this is weird like it's cool like yeah but i never saw my parents this way but maybe that's how they are too i went to a basketball game with my dad last night and like he was telling me stories and i felt like i was like in high school like listening to like guidance from him and i'm 30 years old I'm a grown man I don't need to listen to my dad I do because I've done my time yeah I don't know it's yeah I just think and maybe that's like a secret of life is like you're always gonna feel young that's deep Clifton you're over 40 Clifton yeah let us know how's Clifton? Yeah, let us know. How old's your brain? Yeah. He's a cool dude, though.

Yeah? Yeah, he works at this really hip advertising agency. Is he black? I'm imagining him black. I'm imagining him like a black guy with thin-rimmed black glasses, and he looks like he just dresses nice. Yes. He reviews films.

He's cool AF, and he's cool AF. Yes. What is AF? Antifreeze. Like, man, that dude's cool. He's's cool af yes what is af antifreeze like man that dude's cool he's so cold he's so cool he doesn't even freeze he's antifreeze he's cool af af cool as frozen yeah nice where's my super suit right it's with clifton that's right okay back to the review clifton's white uh but he does have big big glasses like thick rim but no you said then dang it next review ak hi okay this is interesting hi i'm so sorry there was no real karen mcintosh lol i was really bored and tired i had nothing else to do

so i made a fake review oh i am 11 and a half that's when you know that that's real is when you put the in a half yeah like that's real i didn't actually think you guys would read it i'm crying in the back seat of my car back seat checks out still still not quite tall enough for the front so i'm really sorry if you guys took it personally. Dead emoji, dead emoji, dead emoji. E. I actually like this podcast a lot. I'm Sawi. If it hurt your feelings.

It says Sawi. Broken heart emoji. I have no idea how reviews work, so I thought you wouldn't read it. LOL. And when I heard the name on the pod, I'm like, hee hee. That can't be me. Dot, dot, dot. Eyes emoji.

I'm dumb. Colon. Capital D. Eye emoji, lip emoji, eye emoji. Please don't hate me. So, yeah, I'm just going to D eye emoji lip emoji eye emoji please don't hate me so yeah I'm just going to spam until I see this is that real do we believe it the 11 and a half somebody's really

good at trolling I think I think that's real but the other review was like so well written right like it was like no grammatical errors nothing like that. This one has, they spelled really with three L's R L L L Y.

They said, saw we, they said, E they started with AK. I think those are all on purpose. Like the saw was on person. I know on purpose. I'm just saying like,

they don't, they don't line up. The emojis check out with what I know about Gen Z. Like what you see on Tik TOK, like the, like the eyes, lips, eyes emoji. Like that's like a big thing, but it could be someone else like knowing it's a big thing. Exactly. Just like you, like if you were to write as an 11 year old kid.

Dang it. Wow. Okay. I don't know. That's okay. The switch continues. This one's really cool. Five stars. Why not even a 10? Why not an even 10? Brad and Jake have restored my faith.

Literally having grown up in a rural town. I now pronounce it rural. Thanks Jake. There were a lot of Christians who didn't walk the walk. I distanced myself socially from my faith for years because I had a bad view of Christianity. Since listening to these guys, I've regained my faith and feel so blessed to be a part of the Ghost Runners community. The comedy is clean and the convos are not bad not bad brought to you by merging onto the highway i think that's

just like i don't know like crazy like every time we see something that's like deeper than a normal just like two guys having a conversation yeah it's like wow that's that's really cool to see people be affected i know not everyone like a lot of people are like, what? These guys are morons. Because it's goofy. Yeah. They don't know what platinum is. Yeah.

Exactly. Like those guys talking about platinum, like I went back to church after that. But seriously, that's so cool and I love it.

So thank you. I don't know, what's the name? Hope, Hope Tato's. Hope Potato's. Hope Potato's. Yeah.

Thank you. Hope Potato's. That's fun. potatoes. Yeah. Thank you. Hope potatoes. That's fun. Okay. It's really cool. Well, would you like to end this first trimester with a jingle bread? Oh. Are we doing that?

I don't know. I don't know what we talked about. Let's not. Let's not. Let's just move on to the 2020s. Okay. Low key. And at the very end of that, there's a jingle?

I think we just do jingles, like best of jingles. So no jingle this week? I have no jingle. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Low key. And at the very end of that, there's a jingle. I think we just do jingles like best of jingles. So no jingle this week. I have no jingle. Okay. No more sports. Okay. Edit. Now we're back.

Justin. Okay. Well, that concludes the first trimester of this episode. It was about 20 minutes longer than I thought it was going to be, which is our life. That's pretty on brand. So,

uh, from here we will get to the best of the Ghostrunners in 2020. You know what phrase I'd be okay with never hearing again? You're fired. Close. Apples to oranges. You hear that when people like recently asked someone so how's working from home compared to working in the office oh i can't even really compare them it's just apples to oranges you don't

like that i'm gonna be honest i use that all the time oh no why it doesn't even make sense they're both fruit you can easily compare fruit okay when do you say i i think it's like, I'm trying to think. I'm already hot. I'm rolling with sleeves 20 seconds in. Thunderdome, baby. Episode 56. I don't know if I use the phrase apples to oranges, but I say, well, yeah, maybe I do. I just say it's not apples to apples, which is basically the same thing. I just, I use that all the time. Like I love comparing things that are similar or that people think are the same thing, but really they're not. And so I say that all the time.

I'm not going to anymore. I'm self-conscious. People in the back of their head are going to be like, I hate when people say that. Sorry. No, I don't have any kind of personal vendetta against it. I just, one of those things that everyone so mindlessly says, and I'm just like, I don't know how I've always been. I'm just like, wait, hold, hold on.

Why is this an idiom? Maybe we should start being like it's like it's like a pair of baseball the football both ball both both both play take place at you know, Oakland Stadium, but Not anymore. How would you compare them? You really can't compare them. It's like khakis to zebras. They're just so different Now that makes sense. Oh, okay. Now I get it. Khakis to zebras? Those aren't even in the same category. I can't compare these.

They're both not citrus. What are they both? Yeah. I can't even think of anything they even have. Both on earth. Colors on them? Barely though. Yeah.

Neutrals. Yeah. Combine black and white and maybe you get a khaki. I don't know. Someone I know, someone we both know had a dream about you this week, Brad. Isaac. No. Trisha Triplett.

I don't love it. That was your second guess. Had a dream about you. My mom. No, close. Peter Casey. Oh, really? Did he share this with you?

Not, no. He said he had a dream that he died and went to heaven and all these angels were like chanting and Israel, this is what he told me, at least in the kitchen. Yeah. He said like, there was like EDM music, like building in heaven. These angels were like in on it. I'm imagining like a, I don't know, like a Vegas nightclub, like Hakkasan. Yeah. Tiesto is also there. To's here and um Tiesto made it but Avicii's not here come on but uh he said right before the beat dropped he said there was one angel that said get on your feet yeah St. Peter get on your feet Pearly Gates let me hear you from the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. I know you're sitting at the right hand of God, but get on your feet, JC.

That's awesome. I love it. So I'm surprised he didn't share that with you, it sounds like. No. He just thought to tell me, but yeah, then Angel himself said, get on your feet before the beat dropped in heaven. Do you think it was more like a proper, like, get on your feet? Or you think it was more like a proper, like, get on your feet?

Like, or you think it was more like, let's go. Yeah. I think it was kind of a, uh, like, uh, I don't know, like the, our father, our art in heaven. Get on your feet and deliver us from sin. That's awesome. How does anyone ever get good at extreme sports? Like guys who can backflip on rollerblades and land back on their rollerblades. I've had this thought before.

Yes, same thing. Yeah. Oh, they're going to say like, I've tried this before. Not that hard. No, I've tried it before and I did not play sports for another like five years after that

because I was paralyzed from the neck down like almost any olympic sport how how are you do you progress and just like i can't quite land the 900 on the snowboard right i get about 850 which is the back of my neck right exactly like like the divers divers that just do like 15 flips if you screw that up in the half hurts real bad Or even just like street performers or things like no one's just okay at sword swallowing. Right. I'm working on some daggers, you know, move my way up. I don't know. Last week was awful.

I really choked. I don't know. I feel like the lockdown and the quarantine is going to give us a whole new definition and meaning of words. My gosh. For instance, just one that I thought of this week per a actual conversation I had was someone saying like, oh, my birthday was actually pretty good. I had a couple of friends do a drive-by.

It's like, oh. Oh, perfect. That's awesome. You did a drive-by for your birthday? Oh, it's so sweet when they do that. I saw a little kid did a drive-by with all his friends the other day, oh, perfect. That's awesome. You did a drive-by for your birthday. Oh, it's so sweet when they do that. I saw a little kid did a drive-by with all his friends the other day, too. Yeah. It's like, what?

I think I saw some boys downtown celebrating a birthday. They were all dressed in red. They had these cute little bandanas. I wonder whose birthday it was then. All right. Well, that was some of our best cold opens of 2020. Hope you enjoyed all of those. I, uh, it's always been kind of fun to start.

I like starting each episode off hot. Right. It is fun. And it's fun to like, like a lot of times we'll have like random thoughts that we're like, yeah, this isn't going to go that far, but it's kind of a fun, like just quick 30 second thing. Let's do it on here. Oh, it's so fun. Yeah. You never have the punchline plan. It's just like, this is something we'll just see what happens and then turns into good stuff. Uh, so yeah,

that was the best of our cold opens and you guys know what comes next in a typical episode. So next is the best of Brad's opening jingles from 2020. Yeah. We went from, we, we, I made it, made a theme song, and about three weeks later, we parodied that theme song. Let's not use that anymore. Let's just use the lyrics and have our own. I wonder how many people

actually don't know that theme song at all. But hey, starting next week... Bring it back. Theme song's back. Spoiler alert. Sneak perv. Hey, come on, you sneaky perv.

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Hey. Money. Money. Hey. Woo. Okay. We are done with the singing for the time being. Hope you enjoyed that.

Brad, great job. Thank you. Yes, very good. Still shocking that the Friends theme song fits so well for our theme song oh it was like like the you know like that last note was nice you know the office was like blah blah blah but then friends was like yeah nailed it nice yeah uh our next uh portion of this podcast is going to be our best ideas of 2020 episodes. Just our best ideas.

I think you maybe know where this is going. Check them out. Check it out. Brad, I have a new business idea. Oh, yeah. Back in the day, I had a few Corona-themed ideas, bubble soccer, you know, whatever, socially distanced ideas., this one is just No pandemic

Needed for this one It works in all climates All economic climates All temperature climates I think you're going to really like it But let me set the scene first So I had this idea When I got done playing pickleball

So that somewhat golden no yeah you're good um it's a small little like hut like a like a scooter's coffee like shaped building very small only a drive-thru okay what do we serve slash what's the business called just drinks just drinks just drinks hey what do you what do you want here? Just drinks. Just drinks. Now, what all do you serve here? Just drinks. You know I'm all about this.

Wouldn't it be great? You know it. Because sometimes, I mean, once again, thanks for the sweet tea. Of course. I really appreciate it. It's tradition. Yes. Like I go get drinks from McDonald's all the time, but there is a little part of me that's

like, well, if the line's long, there's other people who like are getting burgers or fries. At my place, it'll be just drinks. What are they? Just drinks. Just drinks. Like there's, you'll never have to wait on like our fries aren't quite done. There's a level of weight or. And how fast will just drinks drive through?

That's what I was going to say. Yeah. Even if it's crowded, it's only, it's a drink at a time. Just drinks. Just drinks. Just a drink for you. Just a drink. Just a drink for you.

What? One, uh, one drink, two drinks, just a drink. Okay. Just a drink. Uh, what would you have? Uh, do you want any fries with that? No, of course you don't because it's just a drink. Just a drink for you. One drink? Two drinks? Just a drink. Okay, just a drink. What would you have? Do you want any fries with that? No, of course you don't because it's just a drink. Yeah.

I love it. That's perfect. That's my idea. I think it's great. It would be so awesome. Just drinks. Easy startup cost. And I don't even know if I mentioned this.

We would only serve drinks. Okay. That's it. Why not? It would be so easy. We're starting it. Just drink. So, you have eight non-twin people.

Okay. That are in the mix. Guys and girls, I guess. Four guys, four girls. Non-twins. Okay. Then you have another set of eight people that are made up of four sets of twins. Okay. All identicals.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. All all identicals but not all identical to themselves they're not eight four sets of their own okay they're not eight clones the original eight people who are not twins don't know that there's twins involved in this show at all love this they only think there's four other people they think there's 12 people in this oh my gosh and so they're all trying to find love but the twins have to like communicate back and forth like okay i talked to john about this i said we like salmon i hate salmon yeah well sorry you have to you have to act like that now we're making salmon croquettes tonight so just get over it um so that's one option is that they're always going

back and forth switching in and out kind of americate and ashley full house type thing oh my gosh i love switching him out parent trap or you could also have it be where there's always just one twin does the whole thing the entire time and then at the very end when it's like the finale or it's time to like propose or whatever the end of the show is then the other twin comes out for the first time and it's like can they like discern that this is a different person like this is not the twin that i've been courting for a month no i think instead of having them both come out at once having like the very last rose or whatever you want to call it like the very final thing before they decide oh yeah no

that's the other train that's what i was saying that's what you're saying okay yeah no i thought you were saying like they come out together no like he goes to propose to the other twin you're like you're not the same person and if they can tell then you pass yes and if not perfectly then you just start swinging yeah it's like you jerk like, you don't know anything about me. Yeah. Cause like Emily, we can, I can totally tell the difference between Emily and Taylor. It's very identical. Yeah. They're pretty, uh, very distinct.

Distinct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can tell them apart. And so I'd be like, what are you doing here? You're not, you're not Emily. You're not my wife.

Oh, I love that. Gunner's wife. Because even if only one out of the four struggled and didn't know or didn't want to say anything, that's the other thing is like, did you do something different with your makeup? Your eyes look different. Like, like that's, that's offensive. You don't want to say that you had two arms, right? I'm pretty sure. Yeah. You were ambidextrous before and not so much now. And I think someone needs to be gay. Okay. Let's throw that in. Not, I'm not willing to budge on that. Actually.

Someone's gay. Yeah. Good. Definitely. Good for you, man. Just to stir the pot. Okay.

We got one gay twin. One's not creates this whole other conversation. Or what if, what, what if what happens is like one of the twins falls, like one of the twins is always like watching the secret camera twin on twin action. Yeah. And then they're like,

I'm actually in love with this guy. Holy crap. This guy's for me bachelor meets shark tank tell me more come in the four sharks are for women hello my name is jake triett. I am a single entrepreneur and I'm looking to, I'm seeking unconditional love for 20 to 30% of my heart. I think the girls could ask very similar questions to what the sharks ask. Like, would you be willing to take me into stores? Big box retailers? Yeah. How do you see this?

How do you see this going over time? Are there any other investors? Right. Do we have anyone else involved? Right. And then somebody just wants to hit it and quit it. They'll be like, no, let's just, I'll take royalties on this. One of the sharks is a guy at the very end of the thing. He's like, Hey, Hey, Jake, loved your pitch. I'm not gay though. And for that reason, I'm out now, Sarah, would you be willing to partner up with Ashley? Because two sharks would be ideal. I really want to have a multi-shark deal all my life. Brad, the last few weeks I've had different coronavirus-type business ideas.

Okay. I'm just going to keep them coming. I got a new one this week. We had ice cream truck. We had drive-in movie theater. This week, Bubble Soccer. Try and find me another sport that's more quarantine approved than Bubble

Soccer. Bring back Bubble Soccer. Yes. You're like isolated. There would be no sharing of the bubble balls. You would do a good wipe down before each usage. Of the bubbles? Whatever. Wipe down. Hey, your bubble your choice. Wipe me down. Your bubble your ball. I think we should get Cuban on the phone.

Well, why stop at soccer if we're going bubble? Why not go bubble basketball? Bubble basketball. Bubble ball. We could get Double Bubble involved as a sponsor. Bubble water polo. Oh, that would actually be good for people who can't swim that great. Right.

For all ages. Great. All right. Coming soon to nursing homes, bubble water polo. All right. And we're back to current day Jake and Brad.

Hopefully, hopefully. Tremendous hopefully. You enjoyed it. It's always kind of fun to look back when I know just drinks isn't an inside joke, but it's an inside thing that we have. So it's always kind of fun to look back when I know just drinks isn't an inside joke, but

it's an inside thing that we have. So it's cool to listen back to when that like first began. Who knew? No, I think about that sometimes. Like what if I didn't respond in a certain way or what if like we, we didn't explain it well. And then it just like, it just fizzled. Could have turned into nothing.

Yeah. And now we got t-shirts. It's so fun. People are walking over. Yeah. All over the nation with just drink shirts on oh speaking of shirts we didn't mention this in the in the first trimester tell me what we did right before this right before this was oh wait what wait shirts ford oh my gosh yes let's talk about

a little bonus yeah it's right here i was like shirts oh he was because he was wearing a shirt yeah yeah it took me a long time to figure out. Sorry. Yeah. Jason Ford. Shout out to my guy. He is the dad. He's a loyal listener. He's a dad. A.F.

And he has two girls that are also loyal listeners. And what up, Molly? Kate, what up, Jane? What up, MKJ? And it's so funny to me. He emailed me earlier today and said, hey, it's a, it's a tradition that I always get all my kids signed autographs from celebrities, signed picture autographs from celebrities, um, for their birthday or for Christmas. Gosh, Jesus birthday. Yes. Jesus birthday. And what a tradition. And so do you mind signing these like pictures of

yourself? And, and I was like, sure, man. Like I, I, I don't know him super personally, but I, he went to our church. He's across street neighbors from McDonald's, you know? And so I was like, great. Yeah. I know this guy's last name is the brand of the car you drive. Oh my gosh. Maybe you owe it to him. You don't think, you don't think that's Henry's boy. Is it Henry? Anyway, I don't know, Brad, I don't know about this model t you know henry and afford and so he came by right before we recorded this uh with two pictures of us and we signed them and sent them to them and i asked him before we signed these like like what kind of celebrities are we going up against here because they're competition every year and he's like he's i

didn't know what to expect i'm trying to think first. First of all, he spouted off Michael Phelps. Like, oh, okay. Does it get bigger than that? The most decorated medalist of all time for America. Wait, Michael Phelps, John Krasinski, Ben Rector. Do you remember what else he said? Maybe those are the ones that I can remember. Elvis Presley somehow?

Somehow. I don't know. It was vintage. And then there's us. I just love the idea. Like like i'm sure this is not how it goes but i love the idea of it like being a collage on their wall of like every year they get one so it's like it was a rough year 2020 was a rough year for ford like for everything he couldn't afford much and so he just had to get the ghostwriter signing so i like tell him tell

him what you couldn't afford i like the idea of people coming into the room, like coming to Jane's room, like, whoa, you have like signed Michael. Whoa. Who is who are they? Aren't those the guys that used to like youth ministry? You used to go to that guy's garage, didn't you? Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. You did. Oh, my God. What were you going to say? What did you say about me? Because he has a tradition of like having a celebrity site. Tell me what your tradition was going to be. Brad, our tradition should be every year for Christmas, we sign pictures of ourselves and give them to people, whether they want it or not.

I just love the idea of us standing at the end of the line at Chipotle like, here you go, Merry Christmas. It's going to be worth a lot. Merry Christmas. And we're wearing our shirts that have our faces on them. We're wearing a shirt in the picture that we're wearing that day while we're hanging out. That's me on the left.

That's Brad on the right. There you go, Merry're hanging out that's me on the left that's right on the right there you go merry christmas you'll recognize me as the guy on the right yeah anyway so shout out to jason ford for the fun tradition and being a fun dad oh that's gonna happen okay anyway uh now back to uh snap back to reality oh there goes sandra bullock and gravity nice nice the next segment is going to be a little, just another sneak per for you guys. If you're not a Patreon member, then here is a sneak, you know,

of our best Patreon segments over the last few months when we've had a Patreon. It's been really fun to see the Patreon grow and just like the content that we've thrown out there. And yeah, we, we do some good stuff yeah we do a guest appearance on the podcast every month and we've had some great great uh great

moments yeah so check them out here's our best off to the jungle yeah yeah. Here we go. Get ready everyone. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, this dance type beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts all the way to Midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come on let's just

have some fun go ahead get on your feet Ghost Runners podcast Every Monday morning with Jake and Brad Wow, guys. Wow. Oh. Thank you.

Wait, can we tell really quickly uh putting isaac's dad i guess on blast a little bit let's go um can you tell the story about the nba game oh i don't know this oh it's so awesome there was um there was one christmas all that i wanted for christmas was the new n new NBA 2K. I think it was maybe NBA 2K12. That's all I wanted for Christmas was like the brand new game. And the exciting part about getting a new game is you got all the new players, like all your new. Like the updated rosters. Yeah. The updated rosters. Exactly. And back then games would have major updates from year to year. Like, oh, the right analog stick. It was a big deal. Like graphics back then were a huge jump.

I mean, everything was a huge jump. And so that's like all I wanted. And sure enough, under the Christmas tree, I've got a game wrapped up. I'm like, let's go. You know exactly what it is, right? You kind of feel like the indent. Yeah, the mini shake.

That's a disc. Yep. I open up this game and it's NBA 2Kk 11 the game that came out a year and a half two years ago it's like worth 15 now yeah and i was like my dad's like yeah so i know you wanted to be a 2k 12 but uh i read the reviews on amazon and people actually liked the nba 2k 11 game better and i was just like oh oh, what do I say? What do I do? That's not the point of it.

Who cares what the reviews say? I want, my review is I want this game. The whole point of video games is like to get the, the new updated game. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Of course there's not any reviews on NBA 2K12. It just came out. It's brand new. I was kind of thrown off. I don't know. I got nervous. There were no reviews for this.

I didn't know if it was legit. I just met a sweet little Isaac. I'm sure you were just like, thank you. Yeah, just like definitely defeated, but still trying to be like, thanks. Cry under the slide and go hit a binder. F, F, F.

He asked me, he goes, yeah, will you hold this binder so I can punch it? That's the most sixth grade thing ever. Okay. Let me punch a binder. All right. Sure. So I just hold the binder right here on my chest and in the bathroom, in the bathroom. Oh, this is so classic. Everyone else, like there's other kids waiting to go in the bathroom because you go,

few more minutes. Hold on. Yeah. So I hold the binder. He punched it. He's like, oh, that was nice. Okay. He got, yeah.

He's like Tuco. Yeah. Yeah. Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight. Yeah. Oh, tight, tight, tight. Yeah. He's like, you want, you want to hit?

He's like, you want to hit? You want to try? You want to hit? Oh yeah. I'll taker. He's like, you want to hit? You want to try? You want to hit? Oh yeah, I'll take a hit. So now he's got the biter. He's holding it.

I'm ready to give this thing a whack. I punch it and I'm like, I'm shaking after like dang, that hurt. Like shaking my hand. So I go to the doctor the next day. Turns out I broke my hand. A week later I was told I can't be doing anything at recess but all my friends are out playing football take a nice route jump up to catch a ball my legs get taken out from under me by a little short dude not the same guy

no mustache so i put my left hand down and land pretty hard and it did not feel good oh my gosh and it's actually a funny story. It's probably first, first time I ever cussed. Oh really? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What'd you choose to go with? S?

I went F bomb. Really? Just, just jump two feet right in. Sure. Jump in the deep end. We don't have to hide. I go under the playground set and I start like crying and I'm like,

Oh, I'm like, my friend comes over. He's like, you're all right, man. I'm like, F I'm like, F. I'm like, my friend comes over. He's like, you all right, man? I'm like, F, I just broke my wrist. My parents are going to be so mad at me. Turns out I broke my left wrist. And so now for the next six weeks, I've got two casts on me.

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Yeah, anti-city council right here. Yeah. This is that section. Uh, so enjoy it. Enjoy. What gets stuff done in this country? Marches. I think we get a bunch of people together and we get a big March to stop the spread of this airborne virus. Heck no, no more COVID-19. Joshua 1-9. That's just one of the many things we will be chanting. March to stop the spread. But you literally have to be six feet apart from each other. We will be holding a pole that keeps you six feet apart, but it also keeps your steps very uniform. It's very cool.

Holding a pole with one hand and just sticking your one other hand just straight out in the air towards where you're walking just to represent that we are going to flatten the curve, flatten the curve, but not completely flat. Like have it up towards the sun a little bit. Like we're going onward and upward. Right. Right. Get it high, but not too high.

Kind of high and low. High, low, high, low, high, low, coming. Oh goodness. I can't wait for those marches. Stratford might get canceled. Oh, no. Yeah. Or not. Well, they might get canceled because their name is the Indians, but I meant like their school is going to get canceled. Cancel culture. They're going to be called the high school, like the Redskins. The Stratford High School. Stratford, the high school team. That would be funny.

Oh, maybe, maybe you should just preemptively like make shirts that say that and sell them at Stratford. Oh yeah. Like squat on them. I think that's what it's called when you do things before squat. Well, it's like an Indian thing. I was going to say, I don't think squatting dog. Yeah.

You're allowed to squat. No. I think like you, I reserve that reserve that oh don't say that reservation i don't know i have skin in the game i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't i wouldn't go there yeah skin in the game uh can't think of anything with scalp but trust me i've been thinking i can't think of anything yeah how'd you get that ticket i scalped it whoa i scalped the ticket for the basketball team and now are you the one to charge you i'm kind of the chief around here hey hey dude hey come on come on like ceo chief no stop quit quit we can't root for them anymore oh yeah like i was using i'm gonna do one more okay Like I was writing those, I was writing the plays out before the game on the chalkboard.

And when I, like now the chalk is like so tiny. When I started the chalk tall. Chalk was tall when I first started. I was waiting so long for that punchline. Oh, man. Chalk tall at the beginning. That was great. And now chalk small.

Hey, hey, can you, can you like raise and lower um like my desk and like you know my my sitting apparatus for me real quick you're about to say uh yeah i'm gonna need the uh cherokee the chair keep going down on me the chair keep going down cherokee goes up every time i sit down thank you slot liana Thank you, Slotliana. Talks Kalduha. Oh, no. You're the cheese. Anyway. Talks Kalduha. Talks Kalduha. Yeah.

Oh, that's funny. Okay. Back to us. Hope you enjoyed that. Yeah. Don't show that to anyone who, I don't know, is part of cancel culture, probably. Or, particularly, if you're a cancel culture person, you're probably not going to be able to do that. Yeah, don't show that to anyone who, I don't know, is part of cancel culture, probably.

Or just don't. Do they have like a group that's called cancel culture? It's a badge. There's Jesus culture, I know. Yes, it's a band where they wear badges and it's called cancel culture. It's like pop funk. I actually love the name cancel culture for a band. That sounds pretty

cool yeah like who'd you go see tonight uh i saw death cab they or they open for cancel culture oh no way death kept still around yeah but cancel culture has knocked him out of the park they came out for an encore and that just was like he only played uh acoustic guitar but he did it laying down i was like holy cow this guy is amazing and yeah he just he just crowd surfed the whole time with his pants off it was very on brand for cancel culture yeah he can't perform anymore yeah he's very misogynistic i think every like their band is constantly switching out members because that's part of it you have to yeah it's like it's like a right it's like yeah it's a badge of honor just like the the badges. Yes. So yeah, every night, like someone like does something crazy, just like drops some bombs

or just says some really, really racist things. Yes. Like, thank you. That was my time. This is part of cancel culture. We have been cancel culture. We've been canceled culture. Yeah.

Anyway, our next segment that we want to show you guys best of 2020 is the best of mainly Brad's impressions. so brad good job doing these thanks man it's been fun i love love uh impersonating um people and these three are all could not be more similar impressions they're all very similar uh men so okay here you go did you see patrick holmes press conference yesterday talking about pickleball? No. You're missing out. What?

You're missing out. No, baby. Tell me. I think the reporter. What? This is amazing. You're kidding. I would.

Oh, the soundbite of Patrick Mahomes saying pickleball. Oh, that'd be amazing. No. Why don't you just try to recreate it now? Okay. Here's the actual question that he got asked, and somehow he pivoted this into pickleball. It was something like,

how's the relationship with Sammy Watkins been? You know, it's really great. Me and Sam, we just, we vibe on a lot of levels. You know, we both, we're both Texas boys at heart, so we love barbecue. We love prime rib. We love, you know, watching MTV Cribs together. And we actually just recreated an MTV Cribs episode prime rib. We love, uh, you know, watching MTV cribs together. And,

uh, we actually just recreated an MTV cribs episode where we go out back and we play pickleball together. Uh, you know, we're on the same team against Kels against Kels and Mitch Schwartz. And we just whoop them up, uh, every day.

So it's every day's a challenge. That was actually really good impression. I felt really good about that. I felt like it was pretty consistent. Right about a gravel. Yeah. Let's talk about our weeks. Let's specifically talk about that daylight saving time happened and it's the worst. Yeah. Yeah. What seriously, do you know, like the argument for why we still do it? I think to give us something to be upset about. Seriously. I think that's worst. Yeah. Yeah. What? Seriously, do you know, like the argument for why we still do it? I think to give us something to be upset about. Seriously.

I think that's it. Yeah. To just unite us. I think based off of what I remember from National Treasure One, they mentioned that it was Ben Franklin's idea. Ben Franklin. Is that good? Yeah.

I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Give me something else to say. Daylight savings. These spectacles can see the map. I think these spectacles can see the map. The secret lies with Charlotte. It was firm. It was adamant.

It was resolved. It was resolved. Yeah, I love how... Resolved? Yeah, like the way he like... I was like 12 years old watching my sister. And we were like, what? like 12 years old. Watch what my sister, I were like, what?

How did you get that from that? It was written in iron pen. He goes from iron pen to declaration of independence in that scene. Or like in that like specific declaration of India. Oh, and where do you go to see Libertyville? Pennsylvania, Philadelphia.

So you write it in. Inca. And the Incans, where'd they go Once they went up north from Mexico They went to At the corner of here and wall Yes Remember that? I know more about this movie than I thought

What a movie though Here with two E's And speaking of pickleball So here with two E's. And speaking of pickleball, we made a new friend last night. Oh, did we? Brad showed up about 30 minutes after we did. And right before Brad got there, I made a friend. This guy was just kind of watching.

It's as weird as it sounds. I'll just say it objectively. He was watching me play from outside the fence for about 20 minutes. There was more than 10 people there, so he was outside the fence. Yeah, the Brad rule. And I was like, I wonder if this guy is, I wonder where his attentions are. But she came in and I said,

can I play with you guys? And I said, yeah, dude, you could be on my team. Turns out his name is Ole? Ola. Ola? Ola. O-L-E-H. I know that because it was on his paddle which was honestly clutch clutch because he would be like all right the first time he said his name i was

like what did you say yeah ollie ola because it's just like ola a few a few like muttered muttered noises ola yeah yeah and he was on my team and we we house. Brad shows up and he goes, who's this guy? So we play with Ola a little bit and turns out Ola's not going anywhere. Ola's here to pickle with us all night. We ended up playing with him for, I mean, probably close to three hours last night. It was awesome. And I had some great quotes from Ola throughout the night. He did not back down from the trash talk at all.

No. As a matter of fact, he kind of threw it my way a few times. Like there was one time where I missed an easy shot into the net and I was like, oh, no. And he just goes, oh, yes. Oh, yes. And then what else did he say? I can't remember all of them.

Can you remember anything else he said? I remember one time we were partners. You hit into in the net or something like god dang it i was like hey it's okay and then ola goes yeah it's okay it's okay and he would always call out this like he had a certain way of calling out the uh score like if we were to do it be like all right two two one here we go and then you serve real quick say the score and especially when he was the second one so you say your score their score and then the first or second so he'd be like uh seven six and then you get his point and be like eight six every time to the point where brad started like mocking him but every time i would do it i would

mess up and so then he'd get the ball back he'd be like nine six and then he'd wait for a second and kind of watch me and be like it was great man it was it was really funny it was great we got his number we might text him tonight the yes we need to the uh the the best the best part of the whole thing oh yeah so jake and i are playing on a team and most of the people had left the pickleball courts by that time uh somebody was in the parking lot, though, blaring in their car the party rock anthem. And in a minivan, too, I think. Really? I think it was. I couldn't tell.

Yeah. So Jake was like, is that LMFAO over there? And I was like, yeah, it is. And we were talking about the song for a second. And then Ola kind of gets close to the net and he just like makes eye contact with me. And he goes, every day I'm shuffling. And I was like, Ola! like it's amazing such a wild card he also quoted acdc at one point yeah dirty deeds and done dirt cheap it was amazing the whole thing i was like this guy is staying

around maybe we had the bar set too low for like a 58 year old european but ukrainian but yeah he very much surpassed it yeah it's ukrainian europe surely that's your that's like eastern europe surely i don't know i don't know like russia isn't russia in both asia and ukraine or sorry asia and europe is that true i think who gets to decide what continent people are on uh galileo i think did okay and then it was remodified by Obama, I think. That's right. That was the Obamacare Act. That's what that was.

Because he's like, I care about where these continents are. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Obamacare's. Yeah. So, I... Well, I don't know. I think that Turkey is the only country in two continents.

Oh, really? Okay. I think. Okay. I haven't checked the Obamacare in a while, though, so... It was a five-star review last time. Yeah. We don't know.

But Russia definitely gets over there. It it goes west yeah anyway it's huge anyway your friend's not even russia every day i'm shuffling every day i'm shoveling it was awesome in the middle of point i was like out of all the things i would have thought you were gonna say oh that was probably last on the list when i met you two hours ago he works at the casino and he's a professional dealer he's like yeah every day I'm shuffling. Not really. That would be good though. He was crazy.

Like we could talk about all of the holes. He was not a casino dealer. He's quite the opposite. He's a molecular biologist. And I was like, oh really? You still do that? He's like, no, no, no. Software, software developer, then graphic designer. And now I make videos for lawyers.

I was like, what? I filmed their depositions. And wait, now you're the voice of Gru in Despicable Me? That's crazy, Ola. That's so impressive how you did all of that. Okay, I'm not that great at impressions, okay?

Anyway, it was a fun time with Ola, man. Hopefully more stories to come from Ola in the weeks to come. Okay, and it wouldn't be a recap without recapping just the best moments as a whole. So that's this next part. Just like our best bits. Some of our favorites. Yeah. Yeah, just the stuff that we thought was the funniest or that you guys

seem to think was the funniest. Just some of our favorite little segments that came out of nowhere and ended up being real big hits. I feel like so often we record and it's like, we're not really hitting on certain things. And then all of a sudden it's like, boom,

like that was a good one. Like we'll get done recording. You'll be like, oh man, you just nailed that one part or whatever, you know? And so I just love, yeah, this montage of those things. So yeah, you record for, uh, an hour and a half and then the last like five minutes you get to like the, you know, whatever, like, Oh, I can't believe we hit that. Yeah. Like the, like the Tanner and Josh thing, you know, like that was like at the end of that episode,

I'm pretty sure. Right. Yeah. So anyway, check it out. It's our best bits so uh anyway driving driving back yesterday and it was one of those like uh it was it was in a small town maybe not even in a small town just like driving on the side of the highway and had these signs for like fresh peaches and like farm fresh whatever all these different things and then one of the signs said amish jams that's it amish jams that's so perfect and i loved it i was like oh like amish jams like obviously they're talking about like jellies and marmalades and whatever but i was imagining like what if what if it is like a actual like like a like a club like an Amish nightclub like hey it's Amish night yeah Amish Amish jams you're not going to want to Amish this okay I'll tell you that right now let's see I missed this a couple years ago and I regretted it I would you would be Amish if you

missed this I don't know anyway but I was like Amish jams what could that what would they be selling like if it was like uh like a 90eties infomercial for like a CD set. Like a multi. Yeah. Like, like a, yeah. A pack, like probably three, like a, like either a front and back or like multiple, like flip through comes on late at night on TBS. You're just trying to watch King of Queens and then they interrupt you.

And yeah, it's like, um, Hey, all you, uh you Mennonite music fans out there, how would you like to have 95 songs on 16 CDs? This is Amish Jams. We've got hits from Megan and her stallion. Modest spouse. Breaking back some hay. Breaking back some hay. Breaking back some hay. Oh, yeah.

What about like, don't waste your time on me. You're already the voice inside my head. I'll miss you. I'll miss you. I was like, I don't hear anything different. Yeah. Sounds similar. We've got hits from Imagine Wagons. I'll miss you, I'll miss you I was like, I don't hear anything different Yeah We've got hits from Imagine Wagons

Need to Breed Need to Three Chores Down Fire me now, another round of shots Shots Churn down for what? Bounce it, bounce it, bounce Hopped up out of bed

get in my wagon take a look in the mirror and said hello yeah beard money good day good day who else have hits from we've got hits from barn rector

barn oh yeah brand new zz top hat he's probably in the mix i don't know oh and for our dubstep listeners bees nectar yes yes you're gonna love you're gonna love zz top we put them on the same cd you'd be like smooth what can you teach me how to buggy oh hi that's all the girls love it hey no one man should have all that power that's just that's just a line that's just from uh yeah yeah there's something you don't have to change wagon wheel it's already on there that's on the original wagon yeah i'm gonna take the horse down the old town road i'm you know it's like perfect that's a great one. They love Lil Nas X.

Who else do we have hits from? Shuns and Moses. Huh? Hall and Oates. Oh, Hall and Oates. X's and Oates, they haunt me. This is great. What about like, when I meet Yoder, I will be stronger.

Call me freedom. Yoder. Just like a rumspringer. When I meet Yoder? Yeah. Like there's just a guy named Yoder. Yeah. When I meet Yoder.

That's so funny. Oh man. Like instead of Havana, I'd be like, Lancaster, nah, nah, nah. Half of my butter's in the castor, na-na-na. It's a hub. It is. They're going to love it up there. They're going to love hits from Never Shout Ever.

I mentioned they're very quiet people. Yeah, Amish people are very quiet. Don't shout. Sickleback. And Passion Pitchfork. Remember Passionfork remember passion fit passion pitch for fork hats off hats off hats off take your hats off yeah because you're like you're praying probably you're praying yeah oh man if i could turn back time that's a chair song i'd like so inundated with amish culture i didn't even notice that you said churn because that's all i'm thinking about right now like

churn butter pray what about like old bgs like men and night fever night fever there it is uh guys we've also got hits from fully clothed ladies. We're modest here. Oh, yeah. Fully clothed ladies. Dutch Ladyland. Shout out SNL. Quilting in baskets, quilting in baskets. Furniture, furniture.

Purses and farm toys. Apple jams and apple jams. Dude, that needs to be a full song. That's so great. Oh, man. I'm trying to think of one. Florence and No Machines. Just Florence.

Florence. No, just Florence. Not even Florence and No Machines. Just Florence. Florence will be on the CD. Oh, for sure. Oh, man. Oh, what about One Direction?

Baby, you light up the farm like nobody else. I think they're kind of German, right? The way you flip your break gets me all overwhelmed. The way you smile at the cows, it ain't hard to tell. You don't yodel. You don't yodel beautiful. You don't yodel beautiful. don't yodel beautiful boom boom plow this hat is jacking my style it's so 1728 you so 2000 and late i don't know

oh man i just thought of one more the um remember the black keys yeah the black keys hats shoes oh belts all black just black you go on the list forever oh who's gonna run this midnight it's like it's like a football team it's like hey i need like a coach to like get this guy these guys in in condition shape who's to run this man tonight? They're going to run at nighttime. That's good. That's so good. Okay. Wow.

Very first one of the entire weekend. I had a little time at the airport. It's so, hey, let's put a little Old Spice in that hair. I'm about to see some attractive people. I'm in Los Angeles. Yeah. LA, you got to up your game. Yeah, yeah. It's been a couple, maybe months,

since I put anything in my hair. So it was time. So I'm looking good. We get in the Uber and all four windows are down. And I'm like, this isn't great. And so, you know, he's asking me, hey, how's the temperature? Can I make it more comfortable for you?

And I was like, if you don't mind, could you roll my windows up? And he's like, Oh, cause of a Corona, cause the pandemic, we have to keep the windows down. He's like, I can roll mine up if you want. I'm like, that's not gonna help much. So he rolls his window up. And so I'm like, whatever, I guess those are the rules. I'm gonna have to get used to things different in LA. I get to dinner with the people. Yeah. You're on the right track. I get to dinner. Like, how was your flight? You know, I'm like, good.. I get to dinner. Like, how was your flight? You know, I'm like, good.

I slept the whole way. How was your ride in? Good. A little windy, but it was fine. You know, I'm sure you guys are used to it. And they're like, what are you talking about? I'm like, oh, isn't that like the role here in California? The Windy City, right?

Yeah. City of Windy. The City of Windy. Windy we love. And they're like, what are you talking about? The City that Never Wins. Wind City. Wind City. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wind City. Wind City. Wind, Wind City. we love and they're like what are you talking about the city that never wins um win city win city yeah yeah win city win win city hey um yeah they'd never heard of that i was like that's not a rule and the guy the guy told me like i have to keep the windows down what if it rains like it's

like it's like drenching you guys and the guy in the front's like you're not getting over now i'm sorry it's the rule it's the law it's the law you think you think corona sleeps just because it's it's pouring out here sorry just keep them keep them down bud okay i got the child lock on there so you're not going anywhere and i will say speaking of never sleeping might want to roll it up when you're uh sleeping tonight got a lot of bad people in this city okay you do not want your window down around here they can scale anything you ever seen spider man we got a bunch of pd parkers over here you're just like you're just drenched you get to you get to dinner and you're like oh i'm sure you guys are used to this why are you guys so dry you guys you guys must have your own you guys

must have valid ids oh i guess i'm with a table full of professional drivers oh okay yeah yeah big flex you all could drive your own car you was at the middle seat huh yeah you you didn't get much oh buddy and i'm just drenched hey what's going on so uh ended up not getting custody of the kids so you'll probably see me around here more what's up dude just do that like walk up to each other or random people hey man no they uh they said that they might name it after me because they can't figure out what's wrong. I think I'm the first one to have it. Yeah, so they said technically

it's not the Rona, but you know, they told me to stay home, but I'm okay. The glasses are called Woody's! Glasses! They're just glasses! Ellis Custom Creations is custom wood. Green Lumber is a different kind of custom wood.

I only have lotion because of the sunburn. It's not for anything weird. Yeah, yeah. Ask him though. He knows. He's married. He's married! I'm just here to dance.

Yeah. Truly just here to dance. Oh, you play tennis? Do not post this on the internet! So we were at the library and you know how the classic library, like be quiet kind of thing. I've heard of that. It's not really that big of a deal if you make noise, but Hattie

runs in, she gets so excited to go look at Curious George and all that stuff. That's awesome. Okay, let's chill a little bit. And so we're over there in the kids section it's not a huge library but it's whatever it's fine it's fair size and on the clear other side of the library um somebody's ringtone goes off and first of all like who the heck uses a ringtone anymore like if you if you do use one it's like a it's like a standard something from your phone right yeah and even that is crazy that is like why are you not on vibrate right what song i'm so excited okay so so what song is this i'm gonna keep setting up a situation a little bit

more so it's on the complete other side it is gotta be as full blast as possible and it is this old man like i'm saying 70 years old at least like covid scares him quite a bit probably i don't know he was there with his ringtone on his phone um but you would never guess in a million years his ringtone for whatever reason i have no idea how this can i guess you can't big girls don't cry by fergie better dang it it was cyclone. No. Yes. That cannot be real. I'm serious. So, like, on the complete other side of the entire library, I just hear it.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Shut it up right now. And then, like, it was classic. Baby Bash. It was, like, classic old man. And so he did not know he did not know how to like answer his phone for like 20 seconds. So it like went on.

He moved about it. I got a cycle. Make them. Oh, no. And I'm like, what is happening? And this guy's like struggling to like, you know, get his phone out of his pocket and all this stuff. And I, and I've just like, this is not real, you know?

And at first I didn't realize an old man. I first, I thought i thought it was like okay this is probably some young whippersnapper but he but those people don't use ringtones yeah so i don't know if this guy like just inherited this phone from his you know grandson seven years ago or what like what how did this happen but i heard it like i heard I heard the first two. Oh, oh. And I was like, oh my gosh, that's awesome. That brings me back. And then I see it's like this old dude, like fumbling, fumbling his phone, like trying to get it out. Oh my gosh. I'm sure he was probably like legitimately dancing, trying to get his phone out. He's like, oh, I gotta get my phone. Hold on. I can't. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It was so wonderful.

It was wonderful. I was like, how do you, I'm so glad that we came to the library today. How do you go and be as loud as you want? Not gonna be louder than baby. And that was like, that was like the third funny thing.

It's like, it's funny. That's a ringtone. It's funny. It's that ringtone. It's funny. That's an old man, but the juxtaposition,

I don't know if that's the complete right word, but like the, the idea of like, it's supposed to be this quiet place and it's just as loud and echoey as possible. It was just amazing. No, ACL was crazy. ACL was crazy back in the day with, with her. Yeah.

Yeah. It was awesome. I saw the weekend, like right when he was popping off, he was there. Feist was there. Of course. Yes. Fish played a set. I didn't go to

their stage but heard about it gautier you know somebody i used to know just you you think it's good on on a record dude live there's nothing like it really oh and dave matthews dude what wristband you have oh you read i had read i had yeah i had read i'm not i'm not trying to say too much but yeah i have so you probably know, me goes personally then now probably. Right. You were able to go backstage. Yeah. I just call him Tanner and Josh.

Yeah. They asked me to call him. Hey man, don't call me. Me goes Quavo. Uh, Tanner actually. You think that's Quavo? It's not, it's not. It's Tanner.

That must make you offset. Josh actually. Josh. I, I, I a 100% did not know that. I've heard of both those people, but I did not know that's who Migos was. I did not know Offset was Migos. Oh, I'm such a dad. I'm such a freaking dad.

Singing Little Red Wagon in the car instead of listening to Tanner and Josh. Oh, my gosh. That's funny. That's funny that their names would be Tanner and Josh. Holy cow. Just like super lame names. Sorry. Those are normal names, but just super lame names for people that are Migos.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got a little teary-eyed in one of those. I forget what I said. Tanner and Josh. Tanner and Josh. Gotcha.

Thinking of Migos. Tanner and Josh. I'm just impressed that I knew the Migos was two guys. It's not. It's three. No, it's not. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

I wasn't going to say that part. Oh, that's embarrassing. But it's like the three Amigos. That's right. It's Tanner, Josh, and Heath. That's what it is. Yeah. Heath.

The whitest name. The whitest name possible. Just to talk, you know, I was posting how good you've been on these theme songs. And this is how you follow it up. Bob Barker would be rolling in his grave right now. You know where he went to Universidad? Um, no. Drury in Springfield.

Really? That's a tough one to say. Drury. Kind of like rural. Yeah. Yeah. You're trying to say rule or rural. See? That's a tough one to say. Drury. Drury. Kind of like rule. Yeah. Yeah. You're trying to say rule or rural. See? Yeah. Tough. If you said, if you're trying to say rule, you're really bad at it. I think I am. You rule? Rule. Rule. Wait. Okay. That's rule life for you. You know, the rural world. That's emperor rule. Wait, how do you say it? Rural. Rural.

It's like a motorcycle leaving real fast. Rural. Okay, that helps a lot. Rural. Okay. Okay. Because I'm saying rule, which is raw. Spell it.

R-U-R-A-L. You're saying that's the word you're saying when you're saying that? I think that's how I have to say it to get that second R in There rural is just like our or L to me. No, I'm saying I'm not even here in the second are though when you say it rule Call me right now. Here's the second or you're saying rule Yeah, yeah, yep rule rule there's no second arm rule there was that better hey hey yo i'm from strafford missouri so i'm for you rule rule who roll screw me what's that rule is your trouble boy

oh man good times okay so i need to say that word better i guess i would suggest i do yeah i would suggest you do it a little bit better you're dashing rural how did you say it makes it sound like you're trying to say ronald reagan in like one word rural r Reagan. Ron Ron. Favorite president as both of his names combined? Probably Roro. Roro. Love what he did for the economy, for the people. Roro, for sure.

So how would you pronounce R-U-R? Roo. No, wait. Hold on. Hold on. R-U-R. Rar. Rar.

Yeah, yeah. Rar. Final answer. Rar. I would say Rur. Rur. This is the one people come here for right here, baby. I hope it's no one's first time.

You know, I'm going to check out the Ghost Runners. Oh, is this what they do? This is how they do it. It's some sort of speech language pathologist podcast. What's it about? It's not about ghosts. It's about pronouncing things. Close. Oh, boy. How'd we get there? Urban? Rural? Bob Barker?

Drury. Bob Barker from Drurs. Drury is so much easier for me to say than the other word. There's R-U-R in Drury. Drury. Rural. There you go. Oh, okay. Okay. I just gotta think about Drury then. Yeah. Good. This is helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tough to, I don't know, Drury and Rural are just, they're apples to oranges to me, dude.

I can't figure it out. That's so crazy that like, I love it. I love it. I don't know if I have hard times saying any certain words. Oh yeah? Except for that sentence right there. I don't know if I have hard times, okay? Who is this guy? i don't understand i know it's an acquired taste but wine is gross dude have you do you like wine uh if i'm gonna have it i would prefer it to be white wine and pretty cold

sure once it starts it's not very good yeah that's why you need to be cold and not very strong like imagine yeah that's i have a whole bit on acquired taste. Because like, what if I said like, oh, I like, yeah, Jennifer's great. As long as like she does all of her makeup and like I'm in a really good mood and we're like with a bunch of my friends. You're like, oh, so you don't really like this girl that much. That's how alcohol is. Like, oh, you don't like beer? Well, just it's an acquired taste.

You're like admitting that it doesn't taste good right now. You have to, I don't have it. I have to acquire it. Yeah, well, after you drink it 50 times, you'll love it. Yeah, yeah. Spend several hundred dollars and then you might like it. Then you'll at least find the type. Yeah, you'll be okay with it.

You'll still really like chocolate milk more, but you'll pretend like you like beer more because it's a cooler thing to do. Think of all, think of these things and how much you enjoyed them the first time you had them. Cherry limeade. Okay. Dr. Pepper. Your mother's nipple. These things.

I don't remember that one. Oh, I do. Okay. They were amazing the very first time you put your mouth on them. I don't have to acquire any kind of taste

for these things. Sure. You know? Yeah. That's my argument. Dude, speaking of acronyms, the greatest thing happened to me this week. I was in tears. I was in literal tears laughing.

I got this text. I was looking into buying something off the internet, off Craigslist. Okay. I was looking into buying something off the internet, off Craigslist. I approached this woman digitally and was asking, hey, I would like to buy this thing. She said, I'll get back to you later in the week. She sends me a text that says, hey, I just wanted to F you before the weekend. I just wanted to send a quick F you before the weekend. And with context clues, I guess she meant follow up. I wanted to F you before the weekend. And with context clues, I guess she meant follow up. I wanted to follow up before the weekend. Hey, just wanted to F you real quick. Yeah.

Before the weekend gets here, I just want to send a big F you to you, man. Thanks, Tanya. Oh my gosh. I, yeah. Big F you. Yeah. Yeah. Just, just to start your weekend off right. Just wanted to make sure we were having clear communication and an F-U. F-U to you too. Straight from me, Tanya to you. Yeah. How else does this woman use acronyms? Like what else is she using on a day-to-day basis? What if she's like a funeral director?

Like, hey, so I know it's going to be kind of awkward, but do you mind stuffing the father's urn? Oh, you do? Okay. So you're going to STFU real quick. Stuff the father's urn. She gets like a tip. You're good STFU? Okay. STFU real quick. Stop. She gets like a tip. You're good at STFU?

Okay. STFU. Tonya's going to STFU. Everyone else do your job. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. It's time for the orchestra to go ahead and get started.

So I need the SOBs over here. Uh-huh. Who's that? The strings, oboes, and bassists. All the SOBs. Front and center and bases. All the SOBs. Front and center, guys. All the SOBs.

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. What'd you say? It's a funeral? Yeah. It's like, Hey,

Tonya, do you have your, uh, make sure to bring like cutlery for us. She's WTF. Wait, there's food. Wait,

where's the forks? WTF slash WTF. Yeah. Wait, there's food. Where's the forks? WTF, WTF.

Now, how do I get, how do I get to the uh burial site yeah you're just gonna go on down 95 and you're gonna take a left and you're SOL from there you're what yeah you're straight on to Lindsborg from there that's funny oh man I think the person doing the funeral also at one point just just goes for it and they say uh this doesn't make any sense anymore um i love how we stick with the funeral yeah grab a bucket and a mock that's a wop that's a wop

what what what a predicament oh what a predicament i spilled the food it's a rainy day it's a rainy day oh yeah yeah so you're gonna want to sth you're going to want to sift through the heaps of umbrellas. That's a good acronym. And then like, oh yeah. Rest in peace. Um, Jessica, you know, although she was, she was a thought like, whoa, that's not very nice to call her that.

Well, she's that tick, ticklish Hawaiian over there. God bless her soul ticklish yeah yeah that's what she was remembered by hey i i gotta get out of here pretty quick i um i'm lma i i lmao you what yeah i left my alligator outside i gotta go that's tanya that's tanya that's hawaii for you that's what they do there oh man yeah if you've never been to Hawaiian funeral. This one comes from this little story is something I saw on Instagram dot com this week. Just I'm going to read to you what it says and then

we're going to we're going to talk about it. I think it's kind of funny. OK, we have a we have a selfie of a girl in a car. Cute girl, blue hat, blonde hair, light blue fingernails. Okay, thank you. None of that matters.

No, no, no. You'd be surprised though. Set up the scene. Just wait, just wait. No, I was kidding. All it says is, I was already having a rocky morning and then I get a speeding ticket

in downtown Dallas when I still have to do defensive driving for another one I got a couple months ago. Uh-oh. Sometimes I feel like I just can't catch a break.

Jesus, give me strength today. Okay. I think maybe Jesus just wants you to obey the law. I don't think you can't catch a break. No trespassing. I think you're driving 20 miles an hour over the speed limit. To be fair, there are signs that say how fast you can go. So she should know better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says no speeding. Yeah, if it were to say, hey, go as fast as you want, but you might get pulled over. I understand how you get frustrated and need Jesus in that point. I just thought it was, I don't know, just, you know, one of those things I just, it caught my eye for, I stayed on a little longer than normal. Well, she totally missed the opportunity. Why, why Jesus take the straight or, you know, give me a straight line. Jesus take the wheel. Jesus take the wheel. Absolutely. At least if you're going to throw, if Jesus is going to take the wheel. Jesus take the wheel. Absolutely. At least if you're going to throw,

if Jesus is going to take the wheel, he's not driving too fast. He's cruise control in three miles under the, under the speed limit the whole time. I just love, uh, just like you absolutely making mistakes and be like, I just can't catch a break.

I just, gosh, I just don't know. Yeah. I've, I've gotten pulled over eight times in the last week and I just don't know. I don't know how. I've just never been this unlucky in one week.

I went to the dentist the other day and he said I had four cavities and he says it's probably from sour punch straws and all that Dr. Pepper I had for the last six years. Yes. The sour punch straws. I'm so unlucky. I have fun dip once a day, but everybody beyond that, I'm just good. I don't know what else is going on. I have more cavities than all my friends.

Just can't catch a break. Jesus, you know. good. I don't know what else is going on. I have more cavities than all my friends. I just can't catch a break. Jesus, you know. Jesus. Jesus, take the drill. Yeah. That's crazy. I know you led Moses through the Dead Sea, but lead me through this canal. There you go.

Right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good way. Monday morning. Oh, nice. That was good. Thanks.

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I every time I read some of these to Catherine She's like that is the most far-fetched ridiculous question of a joke like that doesn't you don't hire a rapper to watch your kid Oh Kath Oh Kath a rapper to watch your kids. I mean, there's so many to some it's gonna be hard to like Babysitter nanny it's something it's a pun with a rapper what is it the babysitter oh the babysitter oh that's good that was one of the ones they rejected they were only directed three of my 50 one of them was the babysitter they're not up with the times i guess not rockstar is the number one song on spotify right now from the baby see i don't even know that song well between you and i we can fill in the people okay that's good this is such a dumb question what do you call a musician who has two faces dual leap dual leap buzz oh like lips yeah do a lip buzz they love

that one uh uh what's a reptile's favorite singer um okay okay okay a reptile's favorite singer? Um, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. A reptile's favorite singer. Um, Celine. No. Dion. I'll be right when you're gonna be right.

Oh, uh, um, oh, a Lizode. Lizardo. Yeah. Love that one too. Lizardo. Lizardo. Uh, one of the ones they rejected was what does Han Solo order at a Mexican restaurant? A Liz-ode. Lizardo. Yeah. Love that one too. Liz-ode. One of the ones they rejected was, what does Han Solo order at a Mexican restaurant?

I don't know. Chewbacca Moly. Oh. I thought that was great. Chewbacca Moly. They didn't like that one, but they loved. This one's so bad. What day of the week never loses?

Wednesday. That's dumb. Oh, the teens will love it. Oh my gosh. In homeroom, they are going to die over that one. That's dumb. Oh, the teens will love it. Oh my gosh. In homeroom, they are going to die. That is comedy. Yeah. My gosh. So anyway, making easy money again.

Wednesday. They looked at email. $5. Yes. That's a good one. That's why we do it. That's a bingo. This is why we do it.

Carol, I know you're on the phone. Come in here. Look at this. Guy said Wednesday, W-I the phone. Come in here. Look at this. Guy said Wednesday. W-I-N. Yeah, he spelled it different, though. He spelled it different. Get a load of this guy. What's Katniss' favorite food? Peanut bread. Sullivan, get over here!

Sullivan! He spelled it like the catching fire guy! Oh, goodness. Man. Those kids get it. You know the thing. That is a perfectly timed joke.

If we're laughing, imagine the teens. Oh, my gosh. They're going to love it even more. Oh. And there's squirrels all in the bushes right next to my front door and i was scared yeah what if they come after me it just takes one it just takes one to go rogue yeah one up the pants one down the shirt mob mentality yeah one in my mouth oh a squirrel in the mouth it could be like parent trap where the lizard goes in cruella de Vil's mouth. Real quick question. If a squirrel's in your mouth, do you bite it to kill it? No.

What do you do? I get that out of there. I grab it by the tail as I'm... And I yank it out. And then use it as a weapon. Yeah, yeah. I kind of teach them a lesson. Like, you see this?

You see your friend? And I start hitting him with their friend. This woman reclined back in her seat and this guy in the very back row of the plane does not like it. He's doing jab, jab, jab. He's acting like it's a punching bag. Like, what are your thoughts? Who people are like, like, apparently it's like very dividing. I can't believe it's polarizing.

Yeah. He should not be punching a woman's seat. Absolutely not. Yeah. Why is this a thing we're debating? I mean, the seats recline. So it's not like it's wrong for her to recline back on the seat. You recline back like three inches.

Like, it's not like you're like going. Oh, this is nice. It's not like a car where like, you know, you see some guy like. You're in your seat like, let me get some sleep. Oh, now I'm good. That is nice. I forgot the neck pillow, but I got that three inch slick recline. Hey, sorry if I'm too close back there.

It's okay. You're all right. You're all right. He's punching the bag. Move it up. You're okay. You're okay. Oh, I'm sorry.

There you go. Now you can sit normal again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah okay i hope you enjoyed that next up we have you know it's it's still a typical episode even though we are in our third trimester voice memos happen every episode even in the recaps this is the best of voice memo questions that we got from you guys over this past year yeah we met some great characters uh some some new friends that we've never met before. New friends, new enemies. Clintonius.

Yeah. So, enjoy. Here they are. What's up, Jake and Brad? This is LJ coming to you from Sarasota, Florida. Larry Johnson. Worked at camp with Jake back in the day, and Brad never got the chance to meet you.

What up, LJ? Hope we get to meet one day. You seem like a cool dude. My question for you guys is, so SpaceX recently launched two men back into space thanks to our good friend Elon Musk. Outer space. And he has aspirations to send the first man to Mars. So when Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon, he uttered the phrase,

that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Leap day. My question for you guys is if you were to be the first man to step on Mars, what would be the phrase you would say as that first step is taken? You can get creative as you want with it. It can be an inspirational quote. It can be an office quote. I don't know.

Get creative with it. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. LJ, that's cool you listen to the podcast, dude. Good to hear from you. Thanks for the voice memo. I would just walk off the airplane of sorts, the rocket ship, and I would go,

oof, not bad. That's all I'd say. That's it. That's it. People would love it. People would put it on. People put it on shirts. Not bad with a rocket on there.

Not bad. That's good. I don't know what I was expecting. That was better. That was better than everything I was expecting. Okay, one last voice memo. Yo, yo. Go back, go back, go back.

That was like the Crash Bandicoot. Who do we got? Oh my gosh. Okay. From, yo. Go back, go back, go back, go back. Where at? That was like the Crash Bandicoot. Who do we got? Oh, my gosh. Okay. From the top. Yo, yo. We're going to record a voice memo. The only thing I want you to do over there in the corner is just make a noise for like a half a second.

Ready? Yo, yo. Okay. Yo, yo. Clint Walker here. I'm here with some friends. Introduce yourselves, guys. My name is Nick. Hi, guys. Clint Walker here. I'm here with some friends. Introduce yourselves, guys. My name is Nick.

Hi, guys. It's Kim. Yo, what's up? It's Levi. This is Lachlan. This is Simeon. Left a voice memo already. So did I.

So it's Clint here. Long time listener. First time caller. The boy, Kim, here. He showed all us the pod, and now we're all believers. Oh, cool. Believers. We are young, attractive looking high schoolers

who hang out all the time and there's six of us. We've got a good group. We've got a group chat called the I'm Down Boys. And we do a lot of stupid stuff. We jump through the ice intentionally. We blow stuff up in church parking lots. The usual.

We're just wondering, do you guys do any crazy stuff? And we're the Traverse City Boys, by the way. Bye, guys. Bye. Running out of time. The accent, the camaraderie, the cam-rottery. That guy sounds like he says Ampritch every day. Oh, yeah.

We're the Traverse City Boys. We have a lot of Ampritch. We are the I'm Down Boys. That's with a Z. With a Z. I like to say go Bulls, go Bears. You know what? Go Sox.

You know what? Thibodeau's dead to me, okay? He got fired. We don't like him anymore. Jimmy Butler, get out of here, okay? Derrick Rose, best that never was, okay? Listen to me. Oh, man.

Ask my boys. Ask my boys. Ask Simeon. Ask Cam. Ask Levi. Ask Lachlan. Ask Lachlan, who doesn't want to be here my boys. Ask Simeon. Ask Cam. Ask Levi. Ask Lachlan. Ask Lachlan who doesn't want to be here right now. Ask the guy in the corner making that weird noise.

We don't know him, but he's here every day. Okay? He's my mom's boyfriend's son. Okay? He's seven years old. I got it. He's always on TikTok. He loves the K-pop.

I don't know what it is, but when we blow stuff up, he loves the Amprich. Okay? Okay? And speaking of Amprich, the best power, the highest power cheese out there, blue. Okay. I see colors just like him. Uh, man, I hope those guys are friends for life like that. Listen to those guys just brought me back to high school. Like they didn't really say much, but that is like exactly what my friends, that's a high school friend group. Oh my gosh. That was great. That was awesome.

And the fact they're called the, I am down boys. I love that because so many people these days, especially high school kids, they don't have names. Yeah. They're yeah. Just Zion. And he's too good. Um, no, but they like, they'll just be like, oh, maybe, I don't know. We'll see what happens. Maybe, maybe I'll come. These guys are literally called the I'm down boys. I hope that every time

anybody asked to do anything, they're like, yeah, let's do it. I'm down. I'm down. It's over the boys. Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. And we're back.

Next up, we've got another, you know, staple of each episode, the review of the week. We're going to give a quick shout out to some of our favorite reviews of 2020. Brad, do you want to tell me about your review of the week? Yeah, I do. Let me pull it up. We love your reviews. Yeah. I know that YouTube comments Let me pull it up. Um, we love your reviews. Yeah. I know that YouTube comments have become a thing for you guys to interact with us,

but don't forget about the reviews. They help us. And, we love reading them or favorite piece of feedback we can get. So, uh, yeah. Thank you guys again.

Is your, is your review of the week going to be from Emily? Oh, it's so good. Okay. You do Emily. Cause I also really liked the one that talked about how we have a birthday together. My birthday twin, um, says Brad, we have the same birthday hey jake and brad's brianne

listening in boise boise say boise boise idaho i was just listening to the episode around brad's birthday november 13th and i laughed so hard because we have the same birthday did she really laugh hard at the same birthday let's try try it. So my birthday is November 13th. My birthday is November 13th. That is rich. Oh, you're kidding. You're kidding. What year? That is rich. Oh! You're kidding. You're kidding. What year?

1990. 1990. That is comedy. That is good. More things like that are all access. That's a funny day. That is good. Oh, more, more things like that are all access. That's a funny day. That is a funny day. Oh, Brianne, I'm just teasing you. I'm just teasing. She says, love, love the podcast so much. It keeps me entertained during work. Also, I say on your feet all the time because this podcast and always gets a good laugh. Good laugh. How good a laugh, Brianne? Tell us sometime. Compare it to Brad's just now.

Anyway, thanks for the review. That was really sweet. Okay. We were coming to the end. We are back and it is time to introduce, you know, we did at the beginning of this, I'd say second trimester, we did our best of our opening jingles. We were going to do best of our closing jingles. We thought, hey, this woman deserves some credit. We can get a little more specific. This is the best of Kirstie written jingles. The queen.

The Timbaland of Ghostrunners written jingles. Yes. You see her name credited on a track. I go, it's going to be good. Oh, yeah. This is going to slap different. Did Timbaland make this beat? Did Kirstie write these lyrics? This is going to either way great times. It's gonna be a good one

So this is the best of jingles closing jingles written specifically by a friend of the ghost runners Kirstie Oh! Is that it? Every Monday. No. Oh, okay. It's with the Ghosts. Runner's Podcast. Runner's Podcast? Five, six, eight.

What you know about me? What you, what you know about me? What you know about me? What you, what you know? They say my podcast know about me? What you, what you know this? And my podcast is cool The charts I'll be topping I'm sitting at my custom Like the jingles I'm dropping

What you know about me? What you, what you know about me? What you know about me? What you, what you know this? And my podcast is sexy My podcast is cool All the ghosties talking But this ain't got ghouls

Hell is creations Yep, I'm the maker Custom create Real Woody, no faker Pick up the phone I'm like, hi Henry Hi neighbor 60 minutes go by This ain't got ghouls. Have a great day. Hey! What you know about me? What you, what you know about me? Hey! What you know about me? What you, what you know? They say my podcast is cool. The charts I'll be topping. I'm sitting at my custom like the jingles I am dropping. Hey!

What you know about me? What you, what you know about me? What you know about me? What you, what you know? They say my podcast is sexy. My podcast is cool. All the ghosties talking, this ain't about the ghouls. Hey!

When it's time to go, my bag's still packed. Old Spice, Pickle Paddle, random facts. Limousine, a window, middle aisle. Just no American from me for a while. Yosemite, Phoenix, the sunset, bliss.

Can't wait to tell the boys all about this. Say, just like that, I'm back in a couple blinks. Chick-fil-A, my home's all I need is just drinks. Hey, what you know about me? What you, what you know about me?

Hey, what you know about me? What you, what you know? They say my podcast is you know about me? What you, what you know? They say my podcast is cool. The charts I'll be topping. I'm sitting at my custom like the jingles I'm dropping. Hey, what you know about me? What you, what you know about me? What you know about me?

What you, what you know? They say my podcast is sexy. My podcast is cool. All the ghosts he's talking. This thing about the ghouls. Ghost runners are popping. It's Ghost Runners. Hey! It's popping. It's popping.

Ghost Runners. It's popping. It's a Ghost Runner. It's popping. It's popping. It's popping. We ain't fronting. Sitting in the basement and getting close to 30.

No shampoo when I wash. I like my legs dirty No extra soap my wife Catherine keeps me clean A little bit of Amish floor and snow machine Co-host Jay Triplett yeah he's my brother Together we are the Ghost Runners We're popping we're popping we're popping We ain't fronting and uh we're on YouTube

Tubing tubing tubing and uh we're on Patreon Patreon Patreon Patreon, Patreon, Patreon You can review it Fox, Fox, Fox, Fox The Ghost Runners The Ghost Runners What you know about me? What you, what you know about me?

What you know about me? What you, what you know? They say my podcast is cool The charts I'll be topping I'm sitting at my custom Like the jingles I am dropping What you know about me? What you, what you know about me?

What you know about me? What you, what you know? They say What you know about me? What you, what you know? They say my podcast is sexy. My podcast is cool. All the ghosts he's talking in this thing about the ghouls. Hey, Hey,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom. So I was thinking we could crossfade this into Cotton Eye cut night Joe or maybe me hands a either one we gotta go It's like three seconds Just okay, I'm just gonna choose one just do my wish by that rascal Scott's loving this right now, dude. Who wants to bite out there? Scott knows all the words to this. In Portuguese or something. He knows the words.

He doesn't even know what it means, I don't think. The jingle's going to be great. Oh, the jingle's going to be great. All right, let's not. Hey, A game. Lock it in, okay? Oh, yeah yeah about to slap here we go peace up kc down

11 59 baby almost a new day day episode 76 time for usher come on you guys have a great week out there let's go. On your feet. Here we go. Bible studies with my homies. Trying to get a little King James. Starting to get real hungry. About time for a meal. Stomach's empty, but I'm chicken Sunday.

From the start, I was growling, need a deal. I'm hungry as Haiti. And I decided to speak. Suggestion came to me. I said a prayer using God's magic let's go watch out Oh watch out I'm hungry so I got up suggested pizza hot store they said baby let's go then they told me they said sure sure knocking on the table pepperoni sure sure I got so caught up I forgot the DP sure sure so on the way we'll stop at your strings sure sure next thing I knew I was in a drive-thru saying sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure

Yeah I'm ready to sweat out Got me thinking that it might be a good idea to take Brad with me Dang it! Ready to leave Ready to leave, let's go! But I gotta pick up Brad now Cause a one to ten loves a certified 20 But he's got a slip D Hey!

Cause I don't know if he'll take that chance He needs Dr. Fetchy But what I do know in this circumstance He may hand over fist with me He's got that gusto I'm like yeah, gotta F you with my B I'll ask for pick a ling And he's like sure, bring my ACL for pickling And he's like, sure, bring my ACL for my knee

And I said, sure, sure, knocking on the front door Come on, Big Daddy, yeah, sure, sure, sure Got so caught up, didn't wave the hand Sure, sure, so on the way, we got real chatty Saying, sure, sure, sure, next thing I knew I was on the court pickling, saying, sure, sure, sure Next thing I knew I was on the court pickling Saying sure, sure, sure Hey, sure, sure, sure

Sure, sure, sure Hey, brother Watch out, my paddle's ridiculous On the court looking so meticulous And whoa, these ghosties all on the prowl If you put it on YouTube, they'll watch it now And forget about Duke I'ma spill the beans I won't stop till I get him on the prowl If you put it on YouTube They'll watch it now And forget about Duke I'ma spill the beans

I won't stop Till I get them On the TV screen So give me the pockets And we'll be off with the shows And add a Patreon to the deal And merch for the club I let the garage

And I check the polls If we ain't charting Then I get down in my soul Let's go I don't want to frown So we check voicemails And I hear from I am down

Boys Ghosties You are so fond Sure Of you Listen right at the crack of dawn. Sure. We enjoy it once more.

Please note red meat. We want to review that sweet and cursed D on the beat. We say sure, sure. Watch it right on YouTube. So funny. Sure, sure. I got so caught up. Love to my honey.

Sure, sure. Oh, how we got the little sonny. Sure, sure. Next thing I knew I'm turning 30 Saying sure, sure, sure, sure, sure Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure Surely that's the end of the song Take that and rewind it back Hattie and Bo got the beat to make your booty go Hey

Take that and rewind it back Henry the neighbor's got the beat to make your booty go Hey Brad Take that and rewind it back. Hattie and Bo got the beat to make your booty go. Hey, take that and rewind it back. Henry. The neighbors got the beat to make your booty go. Hey Brad, take that and rewind it back. Just drinks. Got the beat to make your booty go. Take that and rewind it back.

Let's cut the crazy. Got to cut some table to make your booty go. Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. Oh,

wow. What a day. You know that this part of the song, actually, the music video goes, it's too late now. Walk it out. Walk it out. Now freeze. Do the A-Town stomp.

Do the A-Town stomp. Never watched the music video. Thunderclap, hey. Thunderclap, hey! Thunderclap, hey! Dude, that's awesome. I don't know how well I performed, but boy, that was fun. I guarantee you people will love it. I guarantee it's their favorite one yet.

That was high energy. Maybe lip gloss. I don't know. Lip gloss. It's fun, guys. It's fun. We have fun at 11.59 on a Thursday. It's 12.03 now.

12.03. Okay, that does it. That is all the recapping, no cap ping that we have for you guys this week. I know it was a different episode, but we thought it'd be a fun way to end the year. And we're going to make a few

like just, you know, light changes content wise to how things go in 2021. I'm excited about it. Yeah, end of a chapter. Yeah, we'll see what happens. Obviously, we're going to be transitioning studios sometime soon. Yeah, you're going to have new headphones next week. New headphones next week, if I remember to bring them.

It's going to be great, man. I'm really thankful to do this podcast with you, Jake, and with everyone that listens. It's really just been really fun. Obviously 2020 has been, I don't know if people talk about it very often, but 2020 has been kind of a weird year. I've heard a couple people say it. But I love, I know it's probably,

hopefully it's true in everybody else's life, but it's definitely true in my life. Like the constant has been doing this podcast and listening every Monday morning to Jake and Brad. So that's a good point. Really, really thankful for the opportunity to do this and for you guys to listen and to laugh with us and cry with us. We don't cry unless we laugh really hard. Yeah. I don't cry often. That taxi driver is in the rain. That was just the rain. Yeah. That was just rain. But yeah, I actually kind of was yeah that was your friend but yeah i uh i

actually kind of forgot about this probably should have said this on a podcast episode when it happened but a few weeks ago i was catching up with old friend and you know this guy had really no clue what i was up to these days he's not real on social media so i'm trying to catch him up on everything that's going on in my life and he's like okay so of all the things you have like going on like what's like what's the most fun for you like what do you love doing yeah and i was like the i was like so the podcast i told you that i do not with Trey, like with my friend Brad, I was like, that is like my favorite thing that I have going on right now. It just, yeah, for one, it's a constant, you know, like you just said. And two, yeah, it's just so fun. Like the,

you know, I was trying to explain it to, I think it was Harrison just a couple of days ago. He was like, you know, could you have foreseen where the podcast was going? And I was like, I definitely believed in Brad and I, I think, but I would have never, ever believed in like the, the depth of relationships we have with people who listen to us talk. Yeah. The community, it's still like so small and that's what's so great is, you know, we were looking at the names of people who started the crazy sentence. We were looking at the list of names of people who gave us money yesterday. Yeah. The hundred some names, 118 people gave someone money to give us which is already crazy and it was like alarming if we didn't know

someone's name on that list it was like oh who's that yeah we literally like i went yeah one for one like you just rattle off names yeah yeah know her know him know him of course you know and then so yeah so i think just personally for me i love doing. I love how much a lot of you guys enjoy it and tell your friends about it. And just. Yeah. Thankful. Yeah. Yeah.

So love you guys. Yeah. Thanks for listening. Love you, Bo, man. I got, I got a new son this year. Had never had one. It's pretty fun. You got a new model this year.

Yeah. I upgraded. Wow. I upgraded to a boy. I'm just kidding. That's, that's, that's sexist. Uh, no, I'm just kidding. That's, that's, that's sexist. Uh, no,

I'm just kidding, Bo. Love you, man. Um, I'm excited. Like next year, like it's just crazy.

Think like if we do this, I mean, we're going to hopefully continue to do this forever or whatever, at least another year. Next year, until you have six kids. Yeah, that's right.

Bo's going to be talking, you know, next year, Bo's going to be like, be able to play catch with me. Like, it's just crazy to think like in a year, like what's going to, what's going to be our lives, you know? Yeah, I have another kid in a year like that's not impossible. I can have a baby the week you could oh

a constant It's more constant this podcast Yeah, goodbye Jasmine and Haley Steinfeld and Lady Gaga and dr. Quinn medicine woman. There's a new babe in town Yeah, those are the ones I could think yeah. Yeah, that's right. Sweet lady got pussycat dolls. Is that one of them? What? Didn't you have a... Yeah, you did. I thought you had a pussycat doll. No. Cheetah Girls.

Same thing. Same thing to AT. Yeah, I think Aqua from the Cheetah Girls. I think that was your first one really that sounds right maybe not even in 2020

no that was definitely 2019 2019 yeah okay that's enough let's get out of here let's get out of here I don't even live here anymore this is weird

just chilling in someone else's basement it's been fun guys alright thank you for listening see you next year haha the vision is clear 2021 oh last year was crazy well The vision is clear. 2021. Oh, last year was crazy.

Well, hindsight, this year will be better. It's 2020. Hindsight? My vision's clear. 2021. My word for the year... Yeah, whatever. I'm done. Let's just stop. Okay, we'm done. Let's just stop. Let's just stop.

Okay, we're done. Ghost Runners Podcast. Every Monday morning we're taking back Ghost Runners Podcast. Ghost Runners Podcast.