Ghostrunners - 90 - The Worst Guy at Improv Class

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

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Last night, Brad, the roommates and I sit down, we're going to watch something on TV. Sure. On the television. And Harrison mentions, oh, should we watch that Tiger documentary? And I get really excited. And I'm like, oh, yes, I keep meaning to watch this. One of my friends helped shoot that. He was like always posting it on his Instagram.

Like he's like with Doc Antle and like all these tigers. Like he's with Bhagavan. Like he helped shoot that. Like I'm totally down to watch it. And I'm like, okay, let's put it on. Yeah, yeah. I really do have a friend who was like one of tigers like he's with Bhagavan like he helped shoot that like I'm totally gonna watch it and let's put it on yeah yeah I really do have a friend who was like one of the like cinematographers for like this okay new Tiger King show that they're making or that they already made

oh I haven't okay sorry yeah so I wouldn't have known it if it hadn't been for me following him on Instagram so you were talking about literally like Tiger King your friend did no I guess Bhagavan is like they didn't tell the whole story I'm gonna hire my own camera crew and make my own documentary okay go telling all and so i'm like oh yes like into it let's do it let's do it and so they hear me say all this like yeah all right let's let's put it on so i'm sitting there i'm laying down and uh you know the first 45 45 seconds

go by and it's just like this older black man having a press conference. And I'm like, what? Okay. I don't get the Tiger King thing yet, but this is, you know, hey, there's new characters. This is Doc Antle's side of the story. Who's Eldrick? And the next thing I know,

I see Tiger Woods at three years old on the putting green. And I'm like, wait, this is about Tiger Woods? And they're like, yeah. The new tiger documentary he said the tiger documentary i was like what about when i said tiger king and bagavan and doc antle what did you think i was talking about they're like i don't know yeah that was weird how you said that dude i was like speak up next time uh-oh oh i think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts and white me too midwest best friends eating fast food on repeat so come along let's have some fun and go ahead get on your feet

because it's the ghost how was it how was the documentary? Honestly, so good. Harrison called me on my way over here tonight and was like, dude, are we watching it tonight? I was like, I got to go record a podcast, but if you can stay up late, I'll be home at like 1130. Yeah, we can watch it then. And he was like, dude, it's so good. I was like, I was thinking about it all day.

I was like, I talked about what trade. He's like, I was talking about my coworkers today. Really? Yeah. We are into it. Don't like spoil anything. I don't know if that's even possible but like what is what about it is so good you know we are not young enough to where we don't remember tiger

woods like he was a huge deal for us yeah well i was just thinking i just asked you a question that i'm interrupting halfway through uh it was just so funny to me that harrison said let's watch like a documentary about the like the tiger documentary and then you didn't automatically assume tiger woods because like three or four years ago i feel like you would have you know like is there going to be some you know big huge documentary in 15 years that's called like the lebron king or something and like all of a sudden like the lebron documentary could mean two different because like we should watch one of the only athletes it's like one one name you know who it is exactly that is interesting like uh we should watch the prince documentary yeah right prince william or the crown the the artist formerly

known as prince the the crown or purple purple rain yeah what are we talking about we should watch the share documentary oh it's like the social media like how it's like you know interacting your brain signals no no it's just a musician oh that's good yeah what else could we do like that we should watch the adele documentary oh, it's about all those old PCs. Right, dude, you're getting one. Dude, you're getting an Adele documentary. It's like, no, no, it's called Hello from the Other Side. And it's just like her talking like once she went on the other side of the road.

It's like the B-side of the tapes that she wished she could have made. The B-side of the Adele. Yeah. Yeah. What did you say, Gaga? Gaga. We should watch the Gaga documentary? I don't know.

You're so excited to like learn like why did she come in on the in the bubble that one time to the grammys and then it's just like no actually uh it's like a teletubbies remake this is like just for children you're not even like the crazy thing is that you can't understand a single thing so you're just trying to interpret it the entire time it's just literal babble just uh bo is peak gaga-ing right now. Peak gaga. Yeah. All he says is da-da, which is awesome.

Not bad. Da-da-da. And I'm like, yeah. We got any mamas in there? No mamas. Just literally the only da-da-da-da all over the time. Everybody pound. Everybody pound.

Everybody pound. All over the time. Yeah. Doctor says three. Anyway. The doc is good. All over the time. Yeah. Doctor says three. Anyway. The Doc is good. Not Doc Antle. Sorry, that's so confusing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, it's very good. Because yeah, we all knew Tiger Woods. I had the Tiger Woods video game. The video game was nice. Back in the day, yeah. I Like the Way You Move by OutKast. Only song on the track.

Yeah. I like the way you move. Ba-dum-bum. I love that little ba-dum-bum. I don't know why. I like the way. I like the way. Ba-da-da-ba-da-ba. That was my version of Big Boy right there. I don't know

the words at all. Yeah. But it's just fascinating. You know, I think I kind of took it for granted I was 12 years old when he was very popular but like Watching it back a lot of the first half of the documentary Is just I think about his career I think it's about To get into like he's a ladies But the first half is just how dominant

He was he was a true child Prodigy yeah it's crazy Like he was on some You know late night show when he was three years old no when he was Two years old like putting and everything It's like whoa that's crazy that someone that young and like with that much promise end up being the best. How often does that happen?

Like literally Tiger and LeBron. Sophia Grace. Remember her? No, she didn't play sports at all, but she was that girl. She was like just the biggest personality for like a four year old ever. She was on Ellen like multiple, multiple times. Okay. I don't know where she's at now.

Like, that's the thing. Like a certain like parents, like, like what does it say about your parenting? If you're like really pushing that as a two year old, four year old, like that's where I think it's like pretty improbable. They're going to keep this up because eventually people are going to be like, I don't want to do this anymore. Mom, you're burning me out at five years old. One of the opening scenes in it is people being like, Tiger, do you like, do you like

golf? Do you like it tiger and the camera's like really zoomed in on his face that kind of bothered me yeah and this guy just won't leave him alone do you like playing with your dad every day you enjoy it and then he just goes i need to poo poo it's like three years old that's what he says and the guy just loses it he laughs for nine seconds it's like whoa chill dude that's pretty funny it's not bad like that's just unless they planned that that's pretty pretty perfect he was an acting prodigy as well uh he knew his lines do you remember sebastian telfer oh sure i feel

like he was like the next mj like he was kind of like uh oj mayo reminds me of him as well oj mayo was like yeah supposedly so good everyone knew him in high school yeah and it's like usc okay he was supposed to go to ku i think or think. Or, yeah. They didn't give him enough money. Pretty much. Sebastian Telfair was one. Eddie Curry. Eddie Curry? Steph's brother?

Yeah. Eddie Curry and Tyson Chandler got drafted like two and three by the Bulls, and they were both huge just disappointments. And they were supposed to be so good. Tyson Chandler wasn't that big of a disappointment. He was on the USA team. But he was... No. Was he really in the Olympics? Well... I'll fact check myself. Okay, Tyson Chandler had a decent career. of a disappointment. He was on the USA team. But he was... No. Was he really in the Olympics?

Well, Tyson Chandler had a decent career. You're right. You're right. He wasn't a huge disappointment. I don't know who Eddie Curry is, though. Yeah. So there you go. Yeah, I don't know.

It's a funny thing about Darko Milicic. I think we've talked about that on the podcast, how my cousin had a character named Darko Milicic that was essentially just Borat, but he did it for middle school kids. And anyway. Round one, pick he did it for middle school kids. And anyway. Round one, pick two, 2001 NBA draft. Yeah. Says he's played on six USA basketball national teams, and he won one Olympic gold medal.

Wait, this is Tyson Chandler? This is Tyson Chandler. I was going to say, Eddie Curry won a gold medal? No, no, no, this is Tyson. Okay. Good for him. Good for him. So documentary's good.

We don't need to talk about it anymore, but it's great. He was just so dominant, and it's like, whoa, that's him good for him so documentary is good. We don't need to talk about anymore, but it's great He's so dominant, and it's like whoa that is crazy like one just everyone's white Except for Tiger Woods like you look at the crowd you look at the other golfers and just how popular he was it's like yeah I don't really know any other golfers Yeah, everyone knew Tiger Woods how many times they show that one shot the Masters it just like kept going and going that putt And I just go burn Ludquist is calling yes in your life your wife have you ever have you seen anything like this oh my gosh we were about halfway through last night i told harrison i was like we better see yeah that chip in i want to hear vern oh my gosh yeah yeah in your life

yeah i feel like tiger is one of the only, only really sports icons that you can do like a multiple, like kind of like they did with the last dance with like MJ had like a 10 part documentary series. I feel like Tiger could have a 10 part series as well. Like for how much stuff that's gone on in his life. So 10 part Tiger. Like, I don't know if I'd really watched that for anybody else out there that hasn't already had a documentary. I'm sure maybe LeBron. Maybe. I feel like he hasn't had that many super dramatic things happen to him. He's been a good guy. Yeah. So lame. Yeah. Oh, you gave a bunch of money to underprivileged schools in Cleveland?

Yeah. That's not documentary worthy. James Tots. Cheat on your wife. That's fun. Yeah, take that out of context. Oh, man. Anyway, that's good. Wow. that opening bit took us uh took us nine

minutes okay so not bad not bad that's what we do so what's what else is going on that's that's the main thing it sounds like what else is going on i'm still playing a ton of pickleball i uh oh i got a story for you from pickleball i recently was we got done playing this is like just some random guy i'm playing with. I mean, I've known him for months and we've played together here and there. And we get done beating these guys. Same team. We were on the same team.

Okay. Played with each other, playing doubles. And we just beat this team. It was probably better than us. And afterwards they kind of walk away and he goes, dude, I think this is a backhanded compliment. I think this is what a backhanded compliment is. But everyone has always told me how good you are. And I just never saw it. like i just never got what you're talking about but you played well that game it's like yeah i'd say you nailed it everyone like complains when they play with you but then at the end of it they're like yeah that was actually

kind of enjoyable he was just so unsure if this was going to be hurtful i think this is what a backhand i don't even even know what I'm saying. But yeah, I have had no respect for you for the last three to four months. And in the last 10 minutes, you really want me back because you've played with like played against him, right? Oh, yeah. We've played with and against each other just, I mean, weekly for months. So it just owns up.

Yeah. Yeah. I've thought very little of you for a while now. I love I love coming to those conclusions, though. Like when you get to the point with a friend where you're like, I actually thought you were kind of annoying at first, dude. You know? Yeah.

Like I actually had no hope that you were going to be good at pickleball. Turns out you're pretty good. You told Catherine something like that, but it was more like I was not physically attracted to you for the first 18 months. No, that was her to me. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, yeah.

But then once you got the Invisalign, everything turned around. You repulsed me for the first, yeah, like 18, 19 months of our relationship. But I told my mom that I would say yes to any boy that asked. And so I just had to keep going because you, you would not break up with, it was like, it was like how to lose a guy in 10 days. It was like how to lose a guy at 18 months and it still didn't work. So, you know, persistenceistence. It works. If anyone out there is wondering. Yeah. Persistence.

Just don't let up. Find a girl who has like prayed for her husband a lot and can be easily confused like, this is the guy I prayed for, I think. Yeah. I think this is it. Yeah. Why not? Tall, dark, and handsome.

What about one out of three? Close enough. One out of three is like kind of one out of three. He's 6 of three and it's like kind of one out of three yeah he's six one if he's asian yes if we're in asia asian you're not asian yeah sorry asian hair if he was asian no way katherine's made that very clear she said it to me privately oh here's something asian hair joke whatever you don't have to you don't have to you know just say it just say it uh i it's not really about that though it It's about, I went, I need to get a haircut. I haven't gotten a haircut since that one time I told you I went to Marv. I loved it.

And he was like, I have this funny story about woodworking. And then he told me the worst story ever. Um, but I loved the experience with Marv. And so just the other day, Harrison and I were hanging out Harrison's off on Mondays. And so I love getting like extra time with him. Sorry, just quick bookmark. We need to talk about vibes. Oh my gosh. We need to talk about vibes. Okay.

Is he into it? Is he so into the vibes? Yeah. Okay. Big time. I love it. I'm so glad. Um,

so Harrison, I were hanging out and he's like, dude, I need to get a haircut. I was like, I need to get a haircut. It's like, where are you?

Where are you getting a haircut right here? We can cut each other's. I, I, that would have been good. Cause I still need one. But I was like, dude, no, this place. He's like, where do you get a haircut right here? We can cut each other's. That would have been good because I still need one. But I was like, dude, no, this place, Marv's, it's actually like really, can I say this? Really close to your house. Oh, yeah, that's fine.

Okay. I just got a few stalkers. I thought you were going to say like Asian. I thought the Asian thing was coming back. There's nothing else Asian. They're like super Asian. The only Asian connection is that I said I had Asian hair and then I'm getting a haircut. That's it.

There's no other Asian. Reary, I promise. No Asians coming up, I promise. No sweet and sour. The rest of this story. No. Nothing like that. No sweet and sour.

Charmaine. No. Nothing. Okay. Panda. No. So I call Marv just to make like that he has availability or whatever. Harris and I are going to get our haircut together.

It's going to be like great story for the podcast. Call him up and rings probably six or seven times. Okay. That's just classic. Marv is like nine one one sometimes. Maybe exactly. And so finally a woman answers the phone and obviously I know the answer already, but I had to ask, I go, hi, is this Marv?

Of course it's not Marv. It's not Marv. It's never Marv. Marv, you holding your nose and talking? Halal? And I was like, Marv? No, Marv's been in the hospital for the last 35 days. She gave you the exact days.

35. 35, Jake. That's almost rude. And I was like, oh my gosh, you're kidding. You know? And apparently he's got a bad case of the COVID. And I mean, he's, he's older. He's probably 75, 80 years old.

And he, she like updated me. He's doing all right. He's hopefully going to get out soon. And then he'll be back to cutting hair soon. Okay. I was like, I, that's fine. Like tell him to take his time. He doesn't even know who I am.

We met once. Like, there's no way he remembers me uh but it was just like this really uncomfortable like i was like really getting excited with harrison it was on speakerphone like hey is this marv no marv's in the hospital about to die and i was like crap okay this isn't as fun anymore uh yeah so how are you doing though what's your name you ever cut hair? Yeah You got scissors? That's all we need. So Harrison and I still I don't know maybe he's got a haircut But I haven't gotten one so still need to I think you're good. I think you can still get haircut together Let's talk about vibes. Okay, so first of all Harrison I don't know how much we need to get into it Harrison has told me these ideas

For this kind of brand he wants to create and what he's described to me I'm like that sounds like it would I wouldn't do a blog. I wouldn't do a website. I would do what you're wanting to do on Instagram. So he's like, okay, I'm going to make an Instagram because Harrison hasn't had one before or hasn't had one in a while. So he makes an Instagram. We got seven followers, me, Brad, Isaac, his lady, and I think his parents make up all seven. Great. Maybe the ghost runners podcast. I think I might have given him a follow. Yeah. And first of all, I don't even think I've told you this. I need to edit the video and put it on Patreon by the time this comes out. But the other day, Harrison comes in my room.

He's like, dude, I'm going to go live on Instagram. Awesome, dude. He's like, yeah, I'm going to go live with lo-fi beats on in the background and just get the snow falling. I'm like, that's great, dude. Get the snow falling. Oh snow falling Oh, he was gonna capture like this is when it was snowing like a phrase that I didn't know I'm gonna show the 50 states. I'm gonna get the snow fall in the snow falling boys No, much of Crocs love it. And it was just so funny how excited he got to stream for no one For his roommates lo-fi beats with the snowfall. it was really beautiful and no one got to see it

but i filmed it all so i'll put it on the patreon so that's the context like harrison just got an instagram but he's super excited about it oh yeah and he is a little out of touch with how to do certain things on it did you see him last night post that story i saw a story and i called him and i said dude how long did that take and he goes dude it took me a while at least seven minutes he he was having the hardest time he's like because he okay so you want you want to explain And I said, dude, how long did that take? And he goes, dude, it took me a while. At least seven minutes. He was having the hardest time. He's like, because he. OK, so you want you to explain it?

All I know, he's like, I don't know. I was going to use two thumbs. That's right. He was like, so. So I wouldn't visit him at Chick-fil-A and was hanging out a different booth than he was. I was trying to get some work done and he was trying to, like, film himself. I think you're in the Chick-fil-A, by the way. No one else is in there. Totally just you just me he was uh gonna film himself and then flip the camera around and show me and he was gonna say like vibes or good vibes or something

like that and uh you should have seen how many times he would be like kind of like dancing and then he'd be like you kind of stop you're like dude how do you turn this thing he's like do i have to use two fingers? I was like, you know, and of course he has an Android. So I don't know. I was like,

I don't know. So you got to figure that out yourself, man. So you get, you know, Bill Gates. So I was like, uh,

I think there's a hands-free thing. He's like, I'm not seeing anything. I'm not seeing anything here. And so he tried over and over again. Finally got to, I was like, does that work?

He's like, yeah, that worked. That worked. So we had some good vibes, but three to three days ago or so you guys work? He's like, yeah, that worked. That worked. So we had some good vibes, but. Cause three to three days ago or so you guys were together. You put up a story.

Yeah. The P sign is the V and then he spelled out Ives. Yeah. You guys were just vibing together. Liked it. Yeah. And then, yeah, a few days later we see that vibes again. Yeah.

So is this going to be a regular thing every time you guys are together? Yeah. Vibes on the story. I don't know if it's going to be a regular thing. I think that like, just like you and me, uh, Harrison's good enough at inside jokes where they'll evolve and he'll have a new one soon enough. But the inside joke came from Sutton Davidson.

So Sutton and his friend Will, Stephen Curry's Chapman's son, Will Chapman, who's a Colony House guy. So Sutton and Will are musicians. They toured together, Colony House and whoever, Sutton Band. I don't know his name. Sutton Band Will are musicians. They toured together, Colony House and whoever, Sutton Band. I don't know his name. Sutton Band.

There's this really, really. Sutton Shops. Like just completely innocently hilarious video of them. I don't even know. In my head, they are like at the top of like the top floor of a venue, like either before or after their show, like with the rest of the colony house guys. And they're kind of imitating like a Kyle Mooney,

like, like the, you know how he has like the druggie, uh, like character where he's like, Oh, what's up dude? Like you want some hydrochronic bonic?

Have you heard that guy? Okay. Well, he's like, he like talks like it has all the, all the real puffy, bluffy stuffies and like stuff like that. So they're like acting like these guys and,

and, and they're kind of like goofy looking guys anyway. So they're like, Hey, Hey, let's get some vibes in here, dude. Let's get some vibes in here.

You want some vibes? And they have, for whatever reason in this video, they have like a block of dry ice and they just pour water on it. And the dry ice just like, you know, starts like foaming up. And as,

as they're pouring it, they're just like vibes, vibes, vibes. And then like a guy like gets in front of the camera. He's're just like vibes vibes vibes and then like a guy like gets in front of the camera he's like vibes vibes vibe and i showed to harrison and we thought it was so funny and so that's why i think we're talking about vibes so wow let's get some vibes in here dude it's because of vibes that's good that gets me excited to have a venue to myself

when we go on tour and do do vibey things dude it was it's it truly is like one of my favorite like random like mediocre videos of all time because near the end of their chanting vibes, there's this other band, I'm assuming, comes up the stairs and one of the guys has his drumsticks and he starts banging on this random thing and they make a beat to it. They're like, vibes, vibes, vibes, vibes. And it's just next level. That's great.

I'll try to somehow post it i don't really know how i i'll figure it out harrison will figure it out for us but yeah tech guy anyway yeah harrison i've been hanging out a lot i so yeah i went to chick-fil-a the other night and the reason i was there is because i drop off hattie at awana you know what awana is yes i told you about this uh so she's an acronym i don't know anything about it. Surely it is, but I don't know. If anybody else out there knows, comment, like and subscribe, leave a five-star review, patreon.com, Ellis Custom Creations. But yeah, I drop her off at 1 at 6.30, pick her up again at 8. And so in between, I just usually sit in my truck.

And it's right by the Chick-fil-A, but I, Harrison's never working when I'm there, but this week he was, so I was like, can I come and hang out? But yeah, literally like he like let me in, like unlock the corner door and I just hung out at the booth. Um, that's great. But while I was there, he's like, uh, what are you, what are you up to? And I was like, I'm just writing some jokes. And he, I think, I can't remember exactly what he said. I think he was like, you love doing that. Don't you? And I was like, I was like, yeah, I guess, you know, it's, I mean, it's like, it's good money. And he's like, wait, you get, you get paid.

I was like, I was like, yeah, I get paid to write these jokes. He's like, oh, he's like, I always hear you joking about it on the podcast. I just thought it was like something you did to like pass the time for fun. I was like, you just, you think I just like write these. I was like, you must think I'm a freak. Yeah. That's some like these terrible jokes. Just cause you like doing them just cause you have a childish sense of humor and you

love it. I just want to, I just want to be a kid again. Yeah. Orange. You're glad I wrote more jokes. Yeah. No, no, no. I get paid for this.

So if anybody out there is listening and didn't know that, yeah, I get paid. Jake and I found, or Jake found this this thing on Craigslist a long time ago and I make these jokes for this random company that pays me for them. We don't know where they go exactly, but we know that they pay five bucks a joke. Yeah. Yeah. So, anyway, I just thought that was hilarious. Like, just imagining

and it was one of those things we talked about one time on the podcast, how we don't always explain our inside jokes and so people have to kind of figure them out for themselves. So I guess it's our own fault. Uh, but anyway, yeah. Something we used to do in old episodes. I'm going to bring back briefly right now is currently trending. Okay. I like it. You know, obviously the things are trending. We have a new president. We have a new tiger documentaries. Can I say something about the new president real fast? Yeah. Somebody posted it. I wish I should be more prepared with this uh he gave his speech and he used the word rural oh i did

see that and after he used the word rural he struggled he like so maybe it's just a tough word for everybody he said rural fine very good but then he had trouble with what suburban i think rural and urban or urban yeah yeah these people they come from rural and urban urban communities let's put it in let's put the sound clip in whenever we get it rural versus arlen or rural versus urban um but yeah i was like okay it's not just jake it's not it's just drinks yeah just drinks so sorry go ahead this is something currently trending in my life right now. And it's rewatch. No, no. Excuse me. Rural.

It is watching and really enjoying old television shows. How old? Not that old, Brad. Okay. But here are some that I've been enjoying. You haven't heard of them? Yeah, never mind. Yeah. Prison Break, season five.

The new one. They came out with a new one a few years ago. Old TV show, but the brand new one. It came out a few years ago. I never saw it. I really, really liked so that's good really next one is season two of you you came out about a year ago okay but that was you know netflix originals i feel like when they came out people eat them up and then no one watches them or talks about them tiger king like yes the fact that harrison wanted to watch that yeah okay i thought it was a new tiger i know i understand i understand so i yeah finally got around to watching season two of you

it is amazing okay have you seen season one or two i've seen both yeah i watched some of the seasons with or episodes with you just this last week oh that's right you were there for one of them yeah that's right oh yeah that was funny one of them. Yeah. That's right. Oh yeah. That was funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good times. Fun times. Thank you for remembering. And then the third thing is Nathan for you.

Do you ever get into that back in the day? That was the guy that like hired people for a CrossFit gym. Is that right? Yes. To who wanted to work out. They just would move things. I thought that guy was funny. Yeah.

Yeah. A lot of the show came out on comedy central when we were in college. No one watches TV when you're in college so i never knew about it and i've just recently discovered it and it is somebody like the best comedy like dry comedy i've ever seen like on tv like on television it's amazing this is a little this is a little pg-13 is that the same guy i think isaac was watching it a couple months ago where they had a computer repair man but they promised that he would be asexual. The same guy. I just remember walking into watching that and be like, this is ridiculously funny. It's amazing. Like we promised. And somebody else was like watching the guy like

that was supposed to be asexual the whole time to make sure he like, wasn't going to do anything inappropriate. I forgot about that episode. Yeah. So this comedian, Nathan Fielder, will go to these like struggling small businesses. And it's almost like Borat style where like he is the only actor involved the whole time. And you and him as the audience are like in on it together. But everyone else is just acting. Yeah. As if it's real. And then obviously they see the cameras, but they think it's something else.

And so he would go in. It's like this business expert. Yeah. And try to give business businesses like these savvy marketing ideas to help gain customers. And so, yeah, like I think it's like a tech store, like a geek squad kind of thing. They explained that their clients, their number one fear is that like, oh, a creep is going to like look at my computer. So he's like, the best way to fix this is if we can prove to your customers that you have an asexual repairman and they go through this like elaborate elaborate links yeah to uh prove that he is asexual i just remember

one time some like guy that had no idea that this was going on was like hey i need my computer fixed they're like okay just letting you know and like explain it to the guy and the guy the guy's reaction is just like so funny like oh okay cool cool cool cool so that's awesome okay it's just like so funny. Like, oh, OK, cool, cool, cool, cool. That's awesome. OK. It's just great. I mean, every episode they do something just incredible. Isaac and I laugh out loud all the time watching it. Trying to think of another episode.

He did one where my favorite episode. Guys, start with the gas station slash caricature artist. It's Los Angeles gasoline. So it's super expensive. His idea is you slash your prices 50% off with rebate. However, to get the rebate, you have to take a shuttle to the base of this mountain, hike to the top of it, and up there is your rebate box. So he just assumes no one's going to do it.

Well, there's about nine or ten people who are like, I want my rebate. And the editing is just beautiful because as they're hiking this mountain, and people are complaining, it'll show like, Lucy, rebate amounty rebate amount 1784 like she's doing all this for 17 they get to the top he's like all right thank you all for joining me up here now while i did say the rebate boxes at the top if you read the fine print you would see that you will need to solve a series of riddles before you get the rebate like it just goes on and on and so oh my god it's a great show been really enjoying it you should find on youtube hulu hulu.com and they have it all yeah okay so that's something that's something going on currently trending currently trending i don't have any tv shows that i'm really into right now um besides the nfl playoffs baby chiefs are going super bowl as of yesterday

let's hope oh i hope so gosh i hope so i hope so it's gonna be a good game i know it's gonna be fun because my homes is playing right yeah yeah yeah he's in um no what do you want do you want good weather or bad weather i want good weather is is it potentially bad potentially bad really remember last time i played the bills bad weather my home is good josh allen bad rushing or whatever and it's been quoted that pat Patrick Mahomes can spin this in anything. I spin this in anything. I think I'm a snow game. That's what he said.

I think I'm a snow game guy. I think I'm a snow game guy. Oh, man. I can't wait. Or I can't wait to think back on it if you're listening on Monday. Not Sunday because we're not releasing it yet. But just a few random things that I've been saying a lot lately is, I mean, and this is like just a rent.

I've been saying, yeah, baby, just all the time. Kind of like Michael does whenever he asks, uh, Pam, who's winning the game or Angela, whoever in the basketball episode. And he just goes, yeah, baby. I've been saying that a lot. Okay. Also this, the phrase as sin, I don't know why, but I've been saying like, gosh, this thing's heavy as sin. And I say it to myself.

I don't know why. That's an old man thing to say. It's a very old man thing to say. And then this is like a, so such a subtle one, but Hattie, I'll ask her a question and she'll start every answer that she has these days with well, and not like a whale, like just like a well. And it's kind of like, it's kind of like a patronizing, like kind of like looking down on me, like, like, uh, Hattie, Hattie, what did you learn in Awana today?

Well, I learned that Jesus loves us a lot, you know, like, but just the way she says well, every time. Well, if you're going to badger me about it, I guess I learned John 3, 16. Or like, Hey, Hey, did you, did you clean up your, uh, room yet? Well, no, I did not. And just the way she pauses every time, it makes me laugh almost every time. And she probably is like, why is he laughing at me?

Patty, do you want the rest of those olives? Well, no. Okay. Well, no, I think I just want frozen blueberries. It's like, okay, cool. Well, well, well. And then lastly, currently trending for me would be, I've been listening to this podcast a few times.

I think I've listened to three episodes now called boy mom meets girl mom. It's a mom podcast. They shouted us out though. Uh, they are, they're listeners of us. They're the ones that made that Horatio, uh, right on. Yeah. That ratio meme for us on instagram.com. Uh, and I was like, this looks kind of funny.

And they're like, yeah, you looks kind of funny and they're like yeah you guys kind of inspired us to make this podcast it's literally like two moms that do something similar to what we do we just they just kind of hang out and talk nice they're pretty good uh so i'd recommend them um check them out they they're from johnson city tennessee and they have awesome accents i just i think the south just well well no there's there's something and honestly like if you guys are listening uh I forget their names now sorry but if you're listening to this will you let me know they either say bliss or bless like a decent amount like it's like kind of like a um like a phrase that they say when they're like kind of like instead of saying like oh my gosh they say

oh bliss but I don't know they have southern accents i don't know if they're like oh bless oh bless oh bless like say say one or the other and i'll try to figure out which one you're saying okay let me think which one's in oh bliss i yep okay oh i'm gonna say the e now it's because i'm from green county missouri oh bless e i know but barely oh it's so close oh blast oh blast. Oh, blast. Oh, blast. Okay. You know, so anyway, check them out if you want to. Let me know.

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Well, this week I took one step towards taking it all back, baby. I was at Target, the shopping center. Yeah. I don't know why I clarified. Well, compared to the archery range. The archery range. Yeah. I was at Target.

That's what. From now on, that's how I'll differentiate the shopping center and the archery range do you feel like old people can't not put an s on everything yeah paneras targets chipotle's my dad says chipotle's i think still yeah he doesn't even know how to say it that's a that's a parent thing uh my grandparents have a little trouble pronouncing netflix they don't know where the constants go n Neltfix. Neltfix. They know the letters they just don't know the order. They really want to put an S on the end too. Netflixes. Netflixes.

Why do people just like. I know. Pluralize stuff. Walmart's. Yeah. Targets. I've never heard Targets but maybe. You should come to the archery range with me sometime you'll hear it a lot.

Targets sounds actually pretty fun. Honestly Targets sounds like a place you go at night. For a club. Like, hey, let's go to Target's. Hey, I got my dancing shoes on. Yeah. Bullseye. It's ladies night at Target's.

That sounds legit. I know, right? Ladies night at Target's. What am I saying? Oh, I'm taking life back by the horns. One tiny horn at a time. And this week I was doing self-checkout, buying some bananas. Okay.

And the woman sees my bundle of bananas and she goes, Hello. Oh, just... What did she say next? She said, bullseye. Yeah. She sees my bundle of bananas. That's heavy as sin.

That's an archery joke for you, sin. She asked if I was happy to see her no that's not how it went yeah i have my bundle she goes oh just press one like you know after i scan it because it's going to ask how many bananas do you have i was like oh so it's like per bundle she's like yeah yeah and she's like you know it's good choice with those organic bananas they're actually cheaper i'm like oh i didn't even realize I bought organic, but great. Really thought fruit was all kind of just... No, no. I thought it was all the same.

Okay. So then I see that I got charged 30 cents for these bundles. I'm like, oh, I think I was supposed to put six. And she's like, no, no, no, just one. I was like, well, it says 30 cents. She's like, no, no, the organic bananas are cheaper. I'm like, well, I don't think it's supposed to be this cheap. There's no way they're a nickel each.

Yeah. What are we, 1924? Refused to hear me out. And so I got buy one, get five bananas free this week. You're like, are you sure? She's like, yeah, yeah. You come back with like, you're like Donkey Kong at this point. Like you're stashing them up Donkey Kong country style.

All right. Yeah. Like just bringing them all. All right. That'll be $ dollar and 28 cents that's what i thought thank you very have a good night dang right sheila just put three okay no problem no problem and they got like like isn't target the one that always has the camera on you yeah that reverses your face yeah it just makes you look terrible and so you got all these things

like they have it on video but you're're like, she said to only put three. Look at her, not me. There's a banana shortage in Kansas City now because of you. So if you're keeping track, yeah, I think I lost $1,100 on a laptop, lost a credit card, and then lost $220 on Amazon. But I've gained $1.50 back. And the cookie. And the sugar cookie.

Yeah. And getting to meet sarah yeah and that's it that's you can't put money but prices on that ones i can't put an amount of dms we've exchanged and it would be zero okay but you still can't put a price tag on it well if you even send one that'd be that'd be one so you need to initiate what am i thinking yeah so you could send me what is the best way to d a chiefs cheer like me? Doing cheer like at the Chiefs game. No like no watching the game. I think I think you try to voice to text the tomahawk chop You use like you press it

And then see what happens you see what like not like voice memo like voice like voice, like make this letters and words and just see, just send it. I have a fun thought kind of like that. One time I tried to like memorize or like take a song that I had like a rap song memorized from like a, like the ludicrous verse of yeah. And I tried to just voice memo and see if anybody could like, I just sent to my friends like, what song is this? Cause it's like so wrong.

So if you have a free time this week, like, watch out, my outfit's ridiculous. And like, see what it says. It's kind of funny because it's not going to catch every word. Right. But it might catch the longer words. It's like ridiculous. It's going to catch that one. They give me the word and it'll be off at the close.

You're like, what is that? Get into Target, it'll be off at the close. Bend over to the front, one banana to your toes. That sounded weirder than it meant to be. No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. That's Sheila's fault. So yeah, I just wanted to say that,

that I'm on the right track and yeah, I'm taking life back on my terms now. Good for you, man. Thanks. And I got bananas at home. Organic? Organas. Oh, nice.

I would say that's a $5 joke. I'm going to write that one actually down. I would say actually probably about half the time I buy organic things. It's on accident. Just like, yeah, yeah. Like Catherine, like I'll go to Aldi for her and she'll be like, you got the organic kale. Thank you. Cause like, there's kind of like a tension between us.

Like she's all organic and I'm like, that's a rip off. And she's like, thank you. And I'm like, I honestly don't know what I did. I found the one place where I found kale and I bought it for you. Wasn't even sure it was kale. So I'm glad I got exactly what you wanted. Pretty sure this is right. This comes from the earth, right?

It's like spinach, but not lettuce, but not spinach. It's just kale, right? Less taste, but somehow worse than spinach? I low-key like kale. Really? I'm here to say it. Yeah. I think it's good.

I don't think you would like it. I'm scared to say this out loud because of what my immune system will hear me say, but I was kind of looking forward to getting COVID if I was going to lose my taste. Like I wanted to just pound veggies and see what happens. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah.

But you could still do it. Here I am. You just don't want to taste it though. Is that what you're saying? Exactly. Yeah. Just do it in the smoothie. So that's what I watch.

People always like this smoothie. You can't taste it. And it's like, yeah, but I can still feel the spinach stems in here. It's still gross. Catherine makes these brown smoothies. She's like, here you go. And it's like, this is still kind of gross. I know this isn't chocolate.

It's not chocolate milkshake. It tastes like, she calls it peanut butter jelly smoothie. I'm like, that's not what this is. I would want it solid, please. Speaking of Catherine, I do want to give her a quick just redemption, I suppose. First of all, I complained about losing my couch last week. I'm here to say that just like James Bond, the couch will die another day. Okay.

She decided to move the couch into the front room. Okay. So I got a front room couch now. Oh, FRC. Yeah, I got an FRC, but the love seat is going to be the casualty. We're moving that out into the garage. She's like, I'm going to sell that. And I was like, okay, make sure you sell it for a lot of money.

She's like, like $100? And I was like, I'm thinking like 500. But no, I think it's going to be like 100 bucks. Okay. So love seat's gone, but couch is still there. So redeemed. Hashtag, hashtag redeemed. Okay.

Okay. Say it. Hashtag redeemed. Okay. Okay. Say it. Hashtag redeemed, redeemed. Um, and then, uh, the $5, we gave her a hard time for making me go get that $5 thing from Facebook the other day. Um, she looked it up and she's like, she's like, I know that was like a really good deal. She looked it up. What was it? She sent it to both of us, like $190, $190, um, baby carrier from baby bjorn and we got it for five dollars hashtag redeemed so um that's all i gotta say kath you're just you're thrifty girl um still still a long ways to go but still would have shipped it still would have shipped it but a great great deal yeah do you think yeah i don't know if the buyer would have wanted to ship it, but maybe it's on them.

So anyway, but I was thinking about it and I think we should start calling. I don't know why I thought this the other day in the shower, but I think we should start calling Facebook marketplace, the blue market. We got the black market. We got the black market out there. Like for stuff like this, especially that's a blue market find. Ooh. What do you think?

Wait, did you get rid of your love seat, Brad? Yeah, I had to get rid of it. Hey, from the top. All right, this is scene one, take two. Blue market. And action. Brad, did you get rid of that love seat? Yeah, I had to sell it on the blue market and get rid of quick and cut that's great we did it yeah uh that's a wrap no do you remember I'm actually

gonna well look up on YouTube Tom Haverford like it's like a clip Tom Haverford apps apps inserts there's a clip from uh Parks and Rec how do you say his last name? Hager? Haver. H-A-V-E-R Ford. Like Henry. Got it, got it, got it. All right, I'm gonna play it. Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray trays are entrees. I call sandwiches Sammy's, Sam Huesel's, or Adam Sandler's. Air conditioners are cool blasters with a Z. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big old cookies I call noodles long ass rice fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm chicken cacciatore Chicky catch I call eggs pre-birds or future birds root beer. That's good. It's super water He is are being blankies and I call forks

food rigs rigs Yeah What he is are bean blankies, and I call forks, food rakes. Food rakes. Yeah. Nice. Those are good names. Yeah. So it's like, I call Facebook the blue market, or Facebook marketplace the blue market. That's good.

I call coffee lake water. I call, I don't know Hair? What do you call hair? I'm just gonna put you on the spot I call hair Angel Stringy pasta Dang it

I call hair Little pieces of heaven I call hair Whiskers for your head I call hair... Whiskers for your head. I call hair... I call... I call popcorn... Your turn.

I call popcorn... I call popcorn... Slippery beans. I don't know. Slippery beans. No, that's good. I don't know. All right, Brad, what do you call...

What do you call headphones? I call headphones subwoofers in your ears. That's kind of what they are. I don't know. It's harder than you think. I call stairs.

I call stairs knee benders. Oh, I like that. I call stairs. What do you call a toothbrush? I call toothbrush a paintbrush for your teeth. Just keep doing that every time. I call toothbrush like a small version of a brush that you use to clean your teeth. You're the guy in the improv class who doesn't get what's going on the whole time.

Oh, this is fun. This is fun. Okay, give me another one. Give me another one. I call microphones. Oh, things that make your voice louder that are electronic. It's like, okay, dude, you're just describing what they are. Things that amplify your voice.

Think of a clever new set of words to describe them. You got it? Yeah. Okay, give me a word for Kleenex. I call Kleenex tissues with brands on them. No, stop, stop, stop. That's exactly. Don't describe what they are with a traditional definition.

Use funny new words. Try to keep it three words or less. Okay. All right. Three words or less. What do you call blue jeans? I call blue jeans pants that are a little more casual. Get out.

Like dungarees. Get out and don't come back. Blue jeans, pants that are a little more casual, like dungarees. Get out and don't come back. That would be great. Like the new Michael. Instead of always having a gun in a scene, just never quite understands it. Just really dumb. Oh, man. I just looked down at my notes and it says Organa's

and I'm excited about that joke. You just see dollar signs. That's five bucks right there, baby. That's a latte. That's vibes at McLean's. Vibes. Hey, let's get some vibes in here, dude. Let's get some vibes in here. When's the next time you go to McLean's? I want to go. Tomorrow. Let's go. Okay. I said okay.

Did I call you out too quickly? Like, hey, when can I see you again I'm free tomorrow oh nevermind I think I I gotta we'll exchange DMs

taxes good luck with your computer yeah are you going tomorrow morning I think so you walking yeah dude I love it

I like I'm low key addicted to it I've been three out of the four days this week and the day I didn't go I was like I missed it

what a great addiction it's awesome and I think can I walk from my house? Is it more your way? It's definitely, I think it's only like five minutes drive from your house. Okay. And it's probably five minute drive from my house, but it feels a little tougher from your house. Like it feels like you live so much farther away from me than McLean's is, but you could try. Um, I don't think i want to i don't know if you would want i wouldn't want to from your house either because it's pretty cold in the morning i will say the secret to working out guys is to just have motivation to like eat

a lot of food when you get there you're like a farm donkey just dangle a little carrot out in front of you uh-huh and but this you always get the carrot 100 yeah always every time but then there's no carrot when you go home. So then you're like George Michael Bluth and the rest of development, like walking home. Like on the way there, I'm like, good morning. Hello. And on the way back, I'm just like. On the way to get my carrot.

I'm just going back to see my daughter and my son and my wife. Eat actual carrots. But no. Travis told me this week that when Katie, his wife, was like really big into the modeling thing, she was with some agency that they wouldn't let her eat carrots because they had too much sugar. Really? I don't think carrots are really known for how much sugar they have. They're like, yeah, that's too bad.

That's crazy. I didn't know they had sugar in them, which just bothered me that I learned that because I'm like, okay, I enjoy carrots. Just let me, if I'm going to eat a vegetable, just let me eat the one with the most sugar in it. Like that's ridiculous. That's crazy. Yeah. That's sad.

Honestly. Let's, let's, let's just comment on our nation real quick. Let's go into a moment of. Let's talk about, let's talk about girls and their bodies real quick. Oh dude. Speaking of that. Oh great. Actually, I have something to say about that. Actually speaking of Asians, um, speaking of that. Oh, great. Actually, I have something to say about that.

Actually, speaking of Asians, I'm kidding, but I'm not kidding about having something to say about women's bodies. Good trade. I had this this big idea. We want to do this big production, hire some extras, hire some talent. And so we're looking at different talent agencies in Kansas City and look at one. And I click on this girl who has kind of a look we're wanting and I get to see her profile and her profile is just all of her sizes.'m like anyone could just access this like I feel weird

looking at it really chest size weight hip size like height uh you know just everything oh wow this seems I don't like I feel icky looking at this like do the girls know this probably but literally just being objectified like completely in a way i'm just like hey if you're looking for a blonde woman with a 36 inch chest 34 inch hips 36 inch yeah do you is that big i i feel like it's probably pretty big i don't i honestly don't know i was gonna say like a 36-inch waist for a male is like a decently, like what are you? You're probably 34, 36. What are you? You know?

I'm not 36. What are you? 32. See, that's what I'm saying. So like a 36 is like, I was going to say it's pretty girthy. Like it's like decently large guy. And so like, imagine that up a few feet, a little bit north. I don't know. I don't know for sure. I'm imagining it. And I'm a little bit north. I don't know.

I don't know for sure. I'm imagining it. And I'm a little bit uncomfortable talking about it with you because you're not married. No. I'm not supposed to know. No, you're not supposed to have any idea. I just, well, yeah. Yeah, good job.

I'm not going to. Yeah, good job. Good job. Censored. Censored up. Anyway, so. That's all I have to say about women's bodies is that you can access them if you're a creep i'm all i'm married so i'm only gonna just reference katherine's body for the next couple minutes here okay no i'm not gonna do that uh let's dissect the body i know the best

katherine ellis yeah katherine i was hating this she's like please move on please just teasing i'm just teasing. Goodness gracious. Love you, Kath. Love you, Kath. Coffee is lake water. Oh, yeah. McLean's tomorrow.

I don't have to be at Trey's until noon. Maybe see you there a little before? Yeah. Yeah. I usually get there around 8.30ish. Oh, jeez. I got to watch the Tiger documentary tonight. That's true.

That's true. Okay. So 8.45? Okay. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have a set time. Okay. I've been trying to get up like 6. That's true. That's true. Okay, so 845? Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have like a set time. Okay. I've been trying to get up like 630 these days,

but I'm going to stay up late tonight watching the Tiger Doc, so. Of course. Bhagavan. Yeah, but no, like it's been great. Honestly, yeah, it's been great to like walk and to like get out of the house and whatever, but it's also been like for whatever reason, like I've just been getting orders and I don't know if it's like completely one-in one it might be coincidental but it's like i'm spending a decent amount of money every single morning but like i'm i'm making money too so like katherine's

like okay i guess you're good to keep doing it keep going i think you could spend two if you make four every day right i would and when i'm not like messaging people back about custom-made tables and whatever from Ellis Custom Creation. Things that could bring your family together. Yeah. I am making jokes, you know? And so, so we're good.

We got it. I'm going to post some jokes on the Patreon soon enough, but. Good. Some of them are real bad this week. Like I'm like testing, like, you know, have a new person that I'm like contacting. I'm testing how bad I could be. What's her threshold? Yeah.

Like, it's like, like, let me honestly, let me find one. Like like there were a few that i'm like i don't even know if i want to post that to patreon because it's so bad find your worst joke in the meantime i'll say a little announcement okay i hadn't looked at our metrics and forever you know there for a while now i was like hey biggest monday ever biggest wednesday ever biggest week ever and then i kind of stopped i think probably subconsciously i was like no one's gonna listen at christmas it's gonna be down week i don't even want to look so i haven't looked in, probably subconsciously. I was like, no one's going to listen to Christmas. It's going to be down week. I don't even want to look. So I haven't looked in like weeks and weeks. Last week was like by far our biggest week ever.

Dude, that's awesome. Huge week. Yeah, I was like, this is a pleasant surprise. Like way more people, not way more, but you know. Yeah. Still an incremental jump, but just kind of fun. I guess we have a lot of new faces. Eh, new ears.

New ears. A lot of new ears around here. No, I think most of them that have ears also have faces though. That's. You know what I mean? I mean, it's presumptuous, but but sure i see where you're coming from and as more of a master of bodies than i am at this point in my life i'll have to trust you yeah so biggest week ever last week brad what's your worst joke you wrote this week like this one i don't even know if it really makes sense what gift do you like and they're like so far-fetched. What gift do you give someone who's very good at making signs?

What? A letterman's jacket. It's not good. Not good at all. Give me a number. I got one through 100. 16. 16?

Why was the dinosaur a bad driver? How come? Because Tyrannosaurus rex. Nice. That's pretty good. Yeah. Kids will love it. Give me one more. 19. I don pretty good. Yeah. Kids will love it. Give me one more.

19. I don't want you to have to scroll too much. Thank you. What do you call a successful trash man? What? Filthy rich. Nice. That's probably my favorite so far.

Okay. Thank you. Dang, that's awesome. What about, what about, what about? What do you, what do you, oh. No, no, you go. What do you call it when James Bond's house gets destroyed in an earthquake? an earthquake oh it's uh it's a double seven on the richter scale oh that's pretty good i just said rubble oh seven oh you know like down to rubble no i got it yeah

like like rubble is like what happens when it's like it's like what's another name for earthquake okay so like oh i call earthquakes tectonic plates moving into each other creating havoc and destruction on earth and there's rubble yeah what do you call an owl in glasses i don't know i call an owl in glasses pretty crazy man uh doctor who okay yeah that's it i'm good thank you thank you for your time you'll have to pay for on patreon good good good we've been busting the patreon too dude yeah so many there's a direct correlation so many yeah i think so we've been putting out a lot more stuff and we've seen a lot of people join seven on tuesday seven on a tuesday brad seven on a tuesday girl take you to the targets night and we go

in Organa's too I was so fired up to post the video of Isaac trying to find the spoon people liked it but I loved it I don't know if anyone else loved it as much as I did I was like this is the best thing I've ever seen oh my god I thought it was so funny

he was so fired up about this spoon and like like so fired up about this spoon and like like so fired up about showing people this spoon it's like it's a bigger spoon yeah that's it i bought spoons for the house and they're just the most traditional basic size spoon you can even think of and isaac doesn't like them i got a con for it on my list oh really harrison actually wrote doesn't barely hold any cereal or something that doesn't make sense. Yeah. And Isaac is trying to show Brad one night when he's over. Oh, I got to show you the good spoon we have. Like, it's a difference. And Brad's like, why do you have to show? He's like, it's bigger.

So I was like, all right, I feel like I got it. Yeah, it's a bigger spoon. Yeah. And I mean, he spent seven minutes looking for the spoon and we're just giving him the hardest time. All right. What does it look like? What color is it? Right. What's its shape? And then just, I don't know. Absolute chaos happens the whole time. Slinky arm? Yeah.

Isaac gets a little excited anyway when you put a camera up to his face. He gets a little more just into it, a little more of his vibes. And so, yeah, he's just getting all over it. He was so excited. All three of you guys do phenomenal. Yeah, we love it, man. Because I've put cameras on a lot of people's faces, and a lot of people getting all over it. Like, he was so excited. All three of you guys do phenomenal. Yeah, we love it, man. Because I've put cameras on a lot of people's faces, and a lot of people don't do great.

Really? They're like, what do you want me to say? Not that. Go poo-poo. You like playing golf? Two more quick things. One, back to the pickleball real quick. Isaac and I, this is a little embarrassing, but I'm still going to say it,

because maybe we have some ghosties in town. We're going to Phoenix for a tournament. Are you really? Retired of the cold weather. There's a tournament in Phoenix in about a month from now. Cool. February 20th. We have any go-sees in the area.

I'm going to go to Phoenix, but this time on purpose and not because of an American Airlines issue. Cool. So going to Phoenix that weekend to play in a little pickleball tournament. How fun. That'll be fun. So I'm sure I'll have some good stories from there.

Yeah, heck yeah. McGuffin will be there. No, he won't like a it's like a the grand slam like pickleball turn it's like a big one you gotta you gotta like befriend him like and do some stuff with him you gotta like i gotta do some stuff like there's no way that like like he he's at like a high enough level where he's kind of like it'd be believable that you'd be like really into talking to him but then he's low enough like he's a pickleball athlete he that you'd be like really into talking to him, but then he's low enough. Like he's a pickleball athlete. He's not going to be like, not,

he's not going to be approached by a bunch of people. Like he will talk to you a lot. Yeah. Like you can get some good content. Yeah. Like him doing documentary for like podcasts. Can I just get you saying, uh,

ghost runners are the best. Yeah. Just treat him like he's the biggest celebrity. Right. It's sorry, man. Can I just get one more autograph? Sorry.

It's my organic banana. I take it with me everywhere. You get it. You get it. I've, I've read your articles that you're, you know, interviewed in.

That's good. Okay. Good luck. The other thing, Brad, I used some new toilet paper this week. I bought some toilet paper like a week or so ago. Nice.

What are you nodding me like that for? They like, there's some nice toilet paper out there. Okay. So I had never paid that much attention to toilet paper like a week or so ago. Nice. What are you nodding me like that for? They like, there's some nice toilet paper out there. Okay. So I had never paid that much attention to toilet paper. I think I, I don't know why I couldn't even tell you what I normally buy. I just buy whatever. Yeah.

Just, I don't know. I know where it goes. It's fine. I love that about you because it's almost unbelievable to me, but I know it's true. That I don't know what brand of toilet paper. Yes. That, that, that would never happen to me. Like really?

No. Oh, on anything. Like I would at least know the brand couldn't tell you what i've what i've used my entire life that's crazy it just doesn't matter to me but you buy it i buy it yeah and i don't know yeah but now i know what not to buy i actually brought it i brought it brad okay this is a little show and tell okay i. I used, this brand is Scott. Just Scott. I've heard of this brand before. I recognize their logo. Scott toilet paper. Okay.

I do some business this week. Go to use it. I'm kind of excited. Like, ooh, fresh roll. You know? Because like one roll came with the house. And I was done with that roll. Came with the house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-oh. You could just tell. Where'd you get this? Look at this. Gas station? Look at this. You could see through it. It's like, it's like when Dwight makes the toilet paper half apply in the office.

Reply it. I have sandpaper in my pants. Well, not right now, but that's where it was being put. I couldn't believe it. I wouldn't wipe a dog's nose with this. I don't know why that's the first comparison I thought of. I just can't believe that you're allowed to sell this in America. Just touch it.

Feel it. Let me just go ahead and say that anybody that buys this loses his ball out card. Okay? This, like, I could put this right here and people wouldn't even know that it's up here. Like, you can still see my face. Like, I can see you. Kind of. I was just sitting there just so dejected. You had to use so much of this.

Yes. And I was just sitting there just so you have to do so much of this yes and i was just so mad i was like they should this should be illegal to sell this just sell this scratchy excuse for toilet paper dude and expect me to clean yeah this is bad myself this is real bad right like katherine uh buys our toilet paper i think at costco and so we had the same toilet paper for literally over a year like the whole scare with COVID and stuff. Now you guys, she kept sitting back. I was like, Catherine, do we need to eat toilet paper? Cause I, I want toilet paper if we need it. She's like, no, we're good. We're good. We're good. And finally we ran out and she even, like I say, I would say we had like a plus toilet paper. We went down to like B plus, even that you could tell a difference. So I don't know

what you're going to do. Are you going to throw this away? Oh yeah. Really? I already threw away all the other ones. I already went and bought new toilet paper. Do you know what you're going to do. Are you going to throw this away? Oh, yeah. Really? I already threw away all the other ones. I already went and bought a new toilet paper. Do you know what brand I bought? Scott? Couldn't tell you. No, I'm just kidding. I went Charmin.

Charmin's nice. I didn't know. There were so many options. Sorry, I was not planning on talking about toilet paper. This is great. There's Ultra Strong, Ultra Soft, Ultra Gentle. Did you know they have three lines of products? What's the difference between Soft and Gentle? I was trying to figure that out, too.

Do they moisturize in there? I think Gentle must mean you got some atroidsids in there is that something i don't know what that means hemorrhoids and i don't want to know yo hemorrhoids i call them i call them stalagmites underneath i call them little baby mites stalagmites. Yeah. But I bought ultra soft. Good for you. Ultra strong seems scary. And why you, I would, if you're going to prioritize one, I would prioritize soft over strong. Because I don't, I don't need, I don't need that strong.

Strong. What are you, what are you mining down there? I'm not fracking. Yeah. I'm not. You're not. You're not drilling for oil down i'm not i have no good for you good for you thanks sensor all right okay that's the toilet paper i'm sorry to hear that yeah put it up there there it's on the shelf now scott toilet where'd you get it so

bad grocery store i don't know i'm doing walmart Target somewhere that also just blows my mind could it be anywhere I don't know I'm just out one day blows my mind dude oh man that's the kind of stuff honestly that might drive your wife crazy someday

is when you don't know like like easy facts like that like hey uh yeah did you go to the store today

I don't know I don't I did you get did you get toilet paper I wouldn't know if I went to the store did you I don't know. I don't. I. Did you get toilet paper? I wouldn't know if I went to the store. Did you get toilet paper? Yeah, I got toilet paper.

Did you eat lunch today? I don't know. Oh, lunch. I know. That's the one in between breakfast and dinner. I know the word you're talking about, but have I had it today? I am bad at like, what did you do last night? I'm like, okay, hold on.

That's fair. That's different. Give me like a moment. That's different. That's different. But to be like, I don't even know. I can't think of another example off the top of my head. But like you pay the gas bill.

I know I'm. Yeah, I had the intention to. So I'm sure he'll understand. Right. Yeah. Where'd you get that? I don't know. Like, do you know where you get anything like this?

Like, where'd you get those pants? You remember? Take it. I know I got everything else but the pants. I have no idea where I got these pants. Really? Yeah. How long you had them?

I got these shoes. Can I? I got these shoes that have holes in them. Like three years ago, when I was visiting my friend Megan, who listens to the podcast. What up, Megan? What up, Megan? She had to work and I was just bored. So I walked to Off-Broadway Shoe in West Hollywood.

Okay. Okay. It was the same day. I still remember that IHOP. Remember they changed to IHOB? IHOB. And it was the one restaurant that actually changed all their branding to IHOB. Oh, like literally?

I thought the whole country was doing that. It was such a big deal. It was such a marketing thing. So I just put something up on my Instagram and everyone's like, whoa, you're at the one. Oh, really? And I was like, oh. I'm at the one. Well, I was just shoe shopping, but yeah. IHOB. I hobbled over here in my new shoes. I have no idea where the pants came from, Brad. I'm sorry the, well, I was just shoe shopping, but yeah, I hob, I hobbled over here in my new shoes.

I have no idea where the pants came from, Brad. I'm sorry. Okay. What brand? This came from ghostrunners.life though. Yeah, it did. It's a great merchandise website. But it's down right now.

The website is. The website is down. It doesn't have onesies. What brand car does Catherine drive? Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's a 4Runner. Yeah. What brand?

Who makes it? That's good that you actually know that even. Okay. We're going to, we're going to do this a few times with cars, by the wait, wait. It's a 4Runner. Yeah. What brand? Who makes it? That's good that you actually know that even. Okay. We're going to do this a few times with cars, by the way. Okay. So get ready. It's a four wheels. The car?

Not four wheel drive, but just like it has four wheels, right? Two in the front, two in the back. Yes. Okay. Wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Toyota. It isota it is oh okay what about gunner dude it's silver yeah it's definitely silver that's the thing like you don't know anything about car like like i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell you what they drive i don't need to uh gunner has a silver also fork four wheels oh man i'm gonna write'm going to write down. Go ahead.

You know exactly what Gunnar drives? I know exactly what everyone drives. Why do you know? I know what your dad drives. I know what your sister drives. What? I know what everyone, like. How?

I think I can genuinely tell, like, people passing on the other side of the street, or yeah, like on the road, I can tell what kind of car they have by their headlights. I think that's amazing. I think you're a savant. I am. And you're just acting like it's no big deal. I wrote on my notes here that I'm going to make a list of car names next week. And I'm going to make a list of like faux, like things that aren't real and see if you can decipher which one's a car and which one's just a made up.

I mean, luckily there are car commercials. So I'm like aware of like the word bank, I think. Okay. Okay. But I mean, identifying them anytime I've ever called an Uber, i'm like just tell me what color it is dude like i don't know in a black odyssey yeah yeah just stop it black and i will figure it out i have no idea what your car is gonna look like okay so do you know what kind of car your mom drives no at all no like really okay white It's a white car.

My parents both now have kind of like SUV kind of cars. Oh, good for them. Like midsize? Midsize. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not quite SUVs. Yeah, midsize.

This is something I was about to say. It's funny you don't know that, but I bet you could tell somebody exactly what kind of camera they were using or something. Yeah, the freaking NFL end zone camera. I was going to say, let's bring that up real quick. Inside joke between Jake and I and Isaac and Harrison. Go ahead. You tell.

There is a... Oh, that's awesome. Okay, so we'll put in the actual clip if you're watching on YouTube. The NFL has been experimenting towards the end of the regular season with kind of different cameras. Yeah, like the last three weeks. Yeah, it was first displayed, like, I think... Seahawks.

Was it Seahawks and Redskins? Oh, R words. Can't say that. It was the Washington football team. The Ocean Hawks and the Redskins. Yes, Ocean Hawks. Can't say the S word. And someone scored a touchdown, and the guy in the end zone recorded them celebrating,

and it, like, blew up on Twitter and everything. Like, whoa, look at the quality of this. This is, like, the NFL's got 6K cameras. And it was just driving me nuts and everything like, whoa, look at the quality of this. This is like the NFL's got six K cameras. And it was just driving me nuts because it was like it. Then it blew up on Reddit and like these videography subreddits. It's like this is just like a Sony like a seven four. Yeah. With like normal settings that anyone else would use.

Yeah. And I just every week it continues to get more popular. Now, every NFL playoff game has these cameras in the end zone. Yeah. It's basically the same exact camera i have just just with different settings than is traditionally shown in like broadcast sports television yeah and it's just blowing up more on twitter whoa i think they got 8k now i'm like it's not 8k it's not 8k it's it's it's 1080p it's not even 4k it's just a fast aperture and a fast shutter speed. Oh, man. Yeah.

We brought it up to him one time. We were watching. And I think it was Isaac that said, like, dude, those new 8K cameras. And you should, like, it was like a genuine, like, frustration. I didn't say anything the first, like, three times you guys said anything. He's like, it's just a different f-stop. The aperture settings. Gah. Like, there's something like that for everybody.

Like, for me, it's probably woodworking, you know, whatever. Like, there's something like that that people care about and know about more than everyone else. It bugs them when it's like this little thing that you're saying wrong. Exactly. Yeah, I'm sure. Like, people in woodworking think that the miter saw, like the chop saw, is actually a table saw because you put it on a table and you cut with it.

Oh. So it's like, oh, I have a table saw. It's like, no, you don't. I'm sorry. You don't't don't that's just aaron donald with a good f-stop yeah that's right that one was sick that was the best one that is a good one yeah oh i mean that was that was probably 16k you guys should have seen how thick they were laying it on oh and jake like there was like one point like i'm trying to think there, there's some show that, oh, it's The Office. I made the comparison, yeah, to The Office. Yeah.

When Jim's trying to prove to Dwight that he doesn't waste company time. So he's talking where Dwight will be able to eavesdrop on him. He's talking to Andy. He's talking about, like, Lord of the Rings and Battlestar Galactica. It's basically a shot-for-shot remake. And Dwight's just, like, crumpling, like, Justin, put it in. We'll get it Is that anything like the original battle sort of like do you know it's weird?

It's practically a shot for shot remake really Yeah, just so angry about this oh my gosh That's kind of what it was like with Jake because like Jake's already said said his piece. So it's like, it's like, okay. They already know. Like, like, okay. Like I've already told them, like they heard me.

I know, I know they heard me. They were right here in the room and I said it pretty loudly, but yet they're still talking about this AK thing. Every once in a while, there's even say it's 16 and 24. They know that's not a thing. That's not a thing.

And they're starting to have a separate conversations now where Brad's gone. Wait, do you think AK just means the, the price of the camera like yeah? I was looking at oh, I bet yeah, that's an $8,000 camera. They call it that yeah, yeah, yeah, Brad's good Oh, I so I guess the camera spots like a point eight five K, but it used to be a 2k So I got a good deal. There's doubling down market. I just infuriated. Oh my gosh Yeah, Jake's just like sitting there like eating his pasta or whatever you're eating from Chili's

Oh, man, but hey, I don't I don't know what a hyundai odyssey is all right so i guess we're even honda odyssey almost almost yeah anyway so that's funny yeah but everyone has those things i've seen people who are like uh big time uh animal people or whatever they can tell like the wrong birds were used in scenes of like this movie set in Boston. Those birds would never be in Boston. That's pretty specific, but I've seen that somewhere. It's like, there's no way a weeping willow would be. Yeah. In the Ozarks in November. Not even a chance, Jake. No. Yeah, totally. Those people, what was it that I saw? Oh man. I don't know if I want to talk about this. It was a movie.

It was kind of a political movie, whatever. And it was about this like active shooter situation. And like people were commenting like huge like gun people were like, there's no way an active shooter could have one of these guns. Those things are super expensive and super rare. Good luck finding one of those at a pawn like trade show or something for 45K. And this poor director is like, sorry, I don't know. I don't know how I got a pawn trade show or something for 45k. This poor director is like, sorry, I don't know. I don't know how I got

it. Yeah. It was just so funny. That's what they chose to hone in on. Everyone has their thing. Anyway, let's get after it. Let's get after some voice memos, yeah? Yeah. We're an hour into this, baby. Can we pause real quick for station identification? Station identification. You gotta go upstairs to the station?

Yeah, I gotta go by the... I also like pickled okra. That's pretty good. Okay. I was wondering also... I don't know. Oh, um...

Pickleball. Oh yeah, I got a pickleball set for Christmas. Yeah, boy! That was cool nice um and we listened to the podcast we were talking about that's how like people play pickleball we were pretty bad so i could podcast bye evan that's awesome that guy gets it 10 years old just wanted to talk pickles with us. Really? I think he was down to talk anything.

I like that he went immediately into the question. Hey, first things first. Yeah. What's your favorite pickle? Sure. Mine's this. Yeah. But while I have you, I'm gonna play a little pickleball.

I got a cassette for Christmas. I'm bad at it. And bye. Bye. Evan, that was awesome. Thank you for listening. Eventually, Evan, you'll learn you need to have a concluding paragraph in your essays, but you're not there yet.

I like to start with therefore or in conclusion. Good. You like to end with therefore or in conclusion. Start with the ending paragraph, therefore or in conclusion. Evan, you get it. So favorite pickles. Let's talk about them. Let's talk our favorite pickles. Your favorite pickle is the invisible pickle. Do you like pickles?

Is this something I should? I'm not married yet. You'll learn. Okay. I'll get it for you. It's in sheet music. Yeah, right. To talk about the invisible pickle.

Yeah. The meaning of marriage. Invisible pickle, meaning I don't think you like pickles. I don't like pickles. No. Sometimes at Chick-fil-A, I say, I'll take a number one sandwich with no pickles, please. And then I get home and they have pickles. And I say, ah, rats.

Because they're like, no, those are just mice. Don't worry about it. Oh, okay. True. They're just mice. Well, either way, they're eating them. Yeah. So will it affect you?

Will you still eat the sandwich? Is it that bad to you? I'll take the picks off. Right. But I'll still eat it. Oh, yeah. I didn't know if it was like pickle juice on there grows. No.

I just recently got into pickles a little bit more, but I can never eat pickles, Evan, since you're asking. Thank you for asking. I can never eat pickles by themselves, but I'll eat them on a sandwich now. They add flavor. I'm really been appreciating things that add flavor to food, like little things like pickles, onions, whatever, sriracha, like condiments. Love them. Mice. Mice mice mice hey you don't know maybe that's why that guy ate so much of that tripoli

this is actually like slapping different today maybe yeah uh well evan seriously thank you for listening yeah man that's awesome good for you for calling in too and have fun with pickleball third shot drop work on it hello jake and brad this is matthew rutan uh husband to the one and only jenny rutan sure who wrote such hits for brad as get low and i wanted to give a big shout out to my lovely wife, Jenny Rutan, if she's driving. And I hope she's smiling when she hears this. Anyways, I'm from Ohio. And I wanted to be the acting president of the Ohio chapter of Ghostrunners fandom until someone else decides to leave a voice memo and take it. Okay. My question for you guys is whatever happened to the I'm Down Boys, if they are down in a sad way,

what would you say to cheer them up? And what would you say to anyone who's sad around you to cheer them up in this time? I love the podcast and I hope you guys have a great day. Keep up the good work. Bye-bye. Thank you, Matthew. What was his wife's name? Ginny. I'm just kidding. He said it like

three times. Oh, he did? Ginny Rutan. Sounds like it's more Rutan. So I've been mispronouncing it. We're going to stick with Rutan though. Rutan, Rutan Tootin. Matthew, Ginny, thank you. I like, I like the president thing that he said. I think people should, should like start claiming things on voice memos and like anything you want to be the president of Ohio. Great. You're good. You want to be the president of ohio great you you're good you want to be the uh president of left-handed people yeah the sheriff of mcdonald's drive-thru great like whatever it is like just just get after it and then but just just straight up rules like no ifs and or buts if someone else says i am now the sheriff of mcdonald's drive-thru you have to

give it up sorry you should have gone after uh city councilman instead. Right. Yeah. Talk, talk to your city council about it, honestly. So, but I like it just so if anybody else wants to take that, give us a voice memo and I, can you see who all is like what states, like, can you see that like specific of regions? No. Or wait, like right now? No, no, no, not right now, but just in general, like, could we see metrics? Because I feel like besides probably Missouri and Kansas, we might have more people in Ohio than anywhere else. I think we can. I've never really cared to look at it, but I think we can. Yeah, anyway, that'd be fun to check out sometime.

Okay. Because it feels like so many, at least we have a lot of outspoken Ohioans. Oh, it's spoken. Oh, it's spoken. Yeah. Oh, we go. That's a great question, though. Like, maybe they're down, like, I'm down. I'm down, boys. I'm down, boys. I'm Oh, we go. That's a great question, though. Like, maybe they're down.

Like, I'm down. I'm down, boys. I'm down, boys. I'm down, too, boys. Have you heard? There's kind of a new phrase going around. Have you heard, like, down bad? Do you know, like, what that means?

Bad. Look it up later. Down bad? Like, she's down bad for him. Oh, so she, like, has a hot for him. Yeah, she's digging his chili. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a new, just a new, like, youth term. Feel, she's digging his chili. Yeah. Yeah. Just a new youth term. Feel free to throw it in. Down bad. Okay. I love the idea of using it, but using it as the wrong thing. Like, hey, go down bad that girl. What? Hey, go down bad her.

Go be interested in her? Okay. Yeah. Hey, you guys down bad at youth group tonight? What? We're going to Target's afterwards. Everyone's going to be down bad. Come on. We'll get Chipotles beforehand.

Get down bad with some worship. See what happens. Maybe smoke a couple mac and noodles. Hydrochronic bonic. Okay, so what happened to the I Am Down Boys? Are they down? I honestly think that they're just too down. I think they've been too down to be listening to the i'm down boys are they down i honestly think that they're just too down i think they've been too down to to be listening to the podcast they've been living

their life a little bit too hard a lot of stuff's set on fire right now they don't have time for voice memos yeah here's the thing like people in texas florida like they live for the summer people up north they're excited about the winter right they're playing pickup uh ice hockey right now and yeah going spelunking and burning some couches for some warmth. Not mine because it lives on. January spelunking is the best spelunking. That's what I've always heard. I've never seen it myself,

but Vermont's pretty beautiful at this time of year. I'll ask no. So nice reference. Yeah. What was his question though? Like what would we tell? Will we tell a sad person? I would say say first things first look at your toilet paper are you using scott toilet paper that's probably why you're sad oh so you're gonna go like problem solution kind of thing for them

yes i want to try to find the problem for them because i've heard that's what a lot of people like especially women they want to be fixed and they want to be told how to fix their problems don't ever just listen to them don't ever just no that's one of the worst things you can do absolutely because you're just it shows passivity and it shows weakness right you want to say you want to kind of cut them off okay okay i heard what i need to hear as you just need to confront your boss and talk to him personally instead of talking to me about it yeah i would suggest like yeah never never let them complain like or finish their thought once they start right once they start complaining be like stop complaining that doesn't work i gotta fix it yeah i'll fix it what do you want do you want chocolate yeah yeah i'll go get your favorite meal what do you want to watch a

movie right now let's just do that instead yep katherine loves that as do most women it's amazing how even with that knowledge how often you will still try to solve everything. Because it's just so ingrained in you. Like, you're just like, okay, well, if like, so let's just do this. Like, no, no, I just want to talk about it. Like, it's like, oh, sorry, I forgot. So. I forgot.

Stupid. If someone's sad, I'll say, I'll just just i'll probably go funny voice hey yeah yeah or or i'll just be damsel in distress style and be like like make them feel good like like like rather than like acknowledging their sadness be sadder myself so they can be the hero they can be like oh wow i thought i was having a bad day look at that guy he cut off two of his fingers i'll do that for somebody if they're sad enough. I'll cut with my table saw. And so two of my fingers are off and they're like, let me help you.

And then, spoiler alert, I hadn't cut them off. Optical illusion, like the prestige. Yes. Jake gets it. And so I'll have my two fingers right back on. They'll feel like, oh my gosh, I thought my life was bad, but I just fixed this guy's hands. This is a really good strategy. Yeah.

I don't have good sleight of hand with like fingers coming off and whatnot. I think I'm just going to try to visually look really sad. Okay. I always want to be like stumbling towards this person with just food all over my shirt. Yeah. Albert Brenneman. I'm kind of slobbering and my pants around my ankles. No.

Yeah. Really? It's a lot for this person to try and figure out like what could have possibly like gone wrong with this guy. But man, do I want to help. But you're going to walk. You're going to walk with those pants around your ankles. I'm very much walking towards them.

So just a question about this. How how close to them are you going to be before you have your pants around your ankles? Because if they've been around your ankles the whole time and you're a hundred yards away, it's going to take you a really long time to get there. And by the time you get there, they're going to be like, I got to get out of here.

I've had a bad day and this is just gonna make it worse. Well, you're just waddling there. What I didn't say is faintly as I am walking towards him slowly from a hundred yards away, I'm saying various family members, names of his to kind of keep them intrigued. How,

how I've, I've just done my research on the back end Good, so he's kind of walking towards What's one of the I'm dumb boys names lock lock he seems bright the most down he's always down I'm walking towards Lachlan and he's like this guy's weird like I'm starting to walk away, and there's go and Cindy He's like wait what how do you know did he say Anthony so that keeps him around for like another 10 yards then I'm coming up closer cousin James

what cousin I love you you have to preface cousin cousin James cousin James like oh my gosh and then once I get to him I'm like hey man

do you have five dollars I need a belt I need a belt that's it that's the only thing wrong the chili was on purpose what a weird answer to that question I bet he was like

I'm going to write some ideas down of what they're probably going to say that's exactly what it was we got very close to what he was expecting okay let's get on with this hey Jake and Brad this is Brianna from Texas and I have a question for you so where I live, we have grocery stores where the bagger helps you out to the car to put things away for you.

And my question is, what can I say to them on the way to finding my car and loading up the groceries? What can I say to them that is better than just your basic small talk discussions? You know, I don't really want to talk about weather. I don't really want to talk about how busy I am. Good, good, good, good, creative and more meaningful. And that short little trip that we have to my dusty, crusty car. So let me know what y'all would say.

Dusty, crusty, weird detail. say i really appreciate it thanks so much for the podcast goodbye that's a funny thought of just like someone throwing in random details they don't need to know like so what what kind of small talk can i say when i get back to my car and like my cheating husband is in the passenger seat let me know guys love the podcast it's like oh wait go back what did you say oh uh yeah dusty crust back? What did you say? Oh, yeah, dusty, crusty. That sounds like you got enough to talk about right there with your car. How does it get dusty and crusty? Do you know my car is dusty and crusty?

Yeah. No, I feel like this is going to be Brad's wheelhouse here. No, I have a great answer. Yeah, this is. So, no, I think, no, you're going to riff with me here. I think right away you surprise them by saying it's, it's a choose your own adventure. Okay. That's perfect. Choose your own adventure right away. You say, this is how I asked out the gay girl. Yes. This is an old, old episode. I talked about that. Okay. Um,

but choose your own adventure. You say, do you want a joke, a conversation starter or random fact or prayer request? Ooh, what do you think? No matter what, you pray for them. Absolutely. They're waiting for the punchline to say, amen. All right. Thanks, Clark. So what? So the joke, you want a joke?

Okay. So what do you call a minimum wage worker who's still serving me, even though I have a dusty, crusty car? Someone who needs prayer. So Jesus, we just... Okay. You want a fun fact? Yeah. Okay. Have you... Okay. Are you familiar with the Arctic Circle of North? Okay. someone who needs prayer. So Jesus, we just, um, so, okay. You want a fun fact. Okay.

Have you, okay. Are you familiar with the Arctic circle of North? Okay. Did you know that God just wants to, to be there for you and his grace is not, he doesn't run out. Yeah.

And there are more penguins than kangaroos. Amen. Amen. Amen. Um, yeah. So like either random fact, uh, conversation starter. So conversation, you want to conversation? Okay. Uh, where'd you grow up?

How about this weather? Yeah. Yeah. No, but I think you get, you get those four. And by the time you get to your car, you'll know if you successfully did it right. If you do the thing where you get to your car and then you stand there and talk for a little while. See, I was going to I was just about to go the opposite way. Like try and like prop him up to say something like the question that you have to ask him takes the entire walk. And by the time he's ready to answer, you're like, oh, we're here. Yeah. Thanks. I'm in a hurry, actually. Sorry. Next time. Yeah. Like you spent 30 seconds being like, hey, I've seen you around here before. I wanted to ask you a question.

I was in here last time and I believe you were checking out a woman who looked like, I'm trying to describe it. You would know her. You know, whatever. I don't need to keep going. But you're just like. She was actually my teacher. And boy, oh boy, did we have a hard time in fifth grade.

Yeah. Anyway, I just wanted to ask you. Well, I guess. Well, I guess we're already in my car you know i'll hit you back next week don't worry about it thank you seriously for helping me out so you can just put them right in the trunk i don't need to okay yeah and then yeah he's just like man what was that question gonna be what was that and then the next week you do it again like you just continually never quite sit last week okay so a little more info on her and never get

right i think it's awesome that the texas wherever that is takes your groceries for you no matter what it sounds like no matter what that sounds nice rain seeds no was grapple no matter that's nice i will i also just always love the gibberish route just but you have to end on a real word so they're talking to you hey nice day out. You don't want to talk about that. And then you say something like, Yeah, finna get some tomatoes.

Yeah. What? Like just straight up. Finna get some radicons tomatoes. What? Nice day. Oh, nice. I was going to have the tornadoes.

Tornadoes. And they're like, the tornadoes. You'readoes. And they're like, the tornadoes. You're like, no, no. The tornadoes and the organics. The organics session with the tornadoes? Oh, the tomatoes. Yeah, the tornadoes. Yeah, but it's not sets and towns.

No. What if I said it's $3.99? Yeah, just show them that Like can absolutely Have an articulate word And they just want So badly to try Pieces together Why'd you say $3.99 Like that you weirdo

But it's not $3.99 Yeah But of course It's a pancake mix The pentites You had pentites Only on Saturdays

Why Why Saturdays And not Thursdays I don't know Tornadoes Thursdays no Tentakes And the tornadoes? Okay.

Have a good day, Ray. Amen. Hey, and how can I pray for you todays? All right, Tyler, we thank you for this lovely word. If you need a daddy, he'll be your daddy. If you ever need a daddy, okay? If you ever need a daddy, I. Okay? If you ever need a daddice, I got you. Okay?

Daddice. Huh. New idea. Yeah. Based off that. Switch your accent three times. Love it. Oh, switch it like the whole time.

Yeah, yeah. Multiple times during the conversation. During that conversation. Oh, I think just in general, like just a switch of an accent sounds nice. Or just. Oh, bless. Oh, bless. You make sure you get the same bagger every time your first visit there or

like your next visit, you talk in English accent the whole time and like make sure you were having conversation like about how you just moved here from England. Like, so he remembers like that's the English girl. Right. And then the next time it's like some sort of like African. Yeah.

Like, like, yeah, I love it. I love it. Yeah. Just like, and like really play the part. Like if you're from England, like wear. Yeah. Like, like, yeah. I love it. I love it. Yeah. Just like, and like really play the part.

Like if you're from England, like wear a scarf and like, you know, a little bit tighter, you know, suit, whatever clothing, say English words,

say, say nappy, say crumpets. Gosh, the English people are so cool. Say when, when Clarkus comes out there, Ted's like,

say, Hey bruv. Hey bruv. Bruv. Yeah. That's awesome. Ted Lasso, man. You need to bruv. Hey, bruv. Bruv. Yeah, that's awesome. Ted Lasso, man, you need to watch that. That's a good one. Okay.

To watch. Hey, what's that one? That's a good one. Thanks for the Dweiss Moos. Whoa, is this real? I just looked. We have three Rachels in a row. This is two of three Rachels.

You don't think? Wait, what are you giving me that look for? A triple racial? Oh, well, if there's only two, it would be biracial. Biracial. This is a biracial podcast. Biracial butts. Hi, Jonathan.

Hold on, I want to hear that again. Did you hear that? Yeah, that was weird. It's great. Hi, Jonathan and Blake. My name is Issa. I've never listened to you before, so my friends are into this. Issa, it says Rachel.

But here's my very pressing question. On a scale of one to people who name their cars, how weird would it be on a date where the girl asks the guy out for the guy to expect the girl to drive, open the car door, open the restaurant door, tuck the guy into his chair, all of the normal gentlemanly things. You know, literally yesterday I had a guy tell me that if we dated, he'd expect me to do all of this. And although I know very clearly how I feel about all of this, I wanted the opinions of some real men out there. So thoughts, comments, judgments. Spoken like someone who truly does not listen to this podcast. Some real men. I wanted some real men like you guys who I love and plan on listening to.

I like how he calls us, she calls us real men and Jake goes, Hey, that's us. Yeah. Yes. Um, okay. What? That's not real. I don't think it's real, but what, why would, no, why would anybody ever say that? Like, even if it's, even if that's the demands, the guy's making it, the main issue is that he has demands on the first date he's like hey is that why i so true like i this this this isn't gonna fly that dude's a psychopath like yeah he's doing that to get a reaction out of you he and that's weird in his apartment that he uh like gets help from his parents to pay for he has a worm farm and he he has a dog and like you've seen pictures of his dog but you don't know that he has a worm farm and he has some dog and like you've seen pictures of his dog, but you don't know that he has a worm farm and he has some weird habits.

Yeah. He doesn't wash his socks. He lures you in with the dog, but he tries to make you stay with the worm farm. Yes. What? Tuck me in. Like I tuck my worms in. Like what?

What does that mean? Your worms, they're organic. Organic. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's ridiculous. No, of course you should not do that like even if you're not like a traditional dater just don't don't say yes to anyone's demands on a first date and like this is maybe more of a hot take but for whatever reason i think it's kind of

emasculating for me whenever katherine drives i don't know why. I think that's a little bit like, and not necessarily like drives 10 minutes down the road, but if like, if Catherine drives more on a road trip than I do, I feel like I failed as a man a little bit. I know that sounds whatever. People are probably going to think that's silly sounding, but like, like I feel like that's my duty as the dad and the man, like she like holds down everything else in the car. Like she is worried about every single thing and like wiping up everything and

feeding everybody and stuff. But I just got to be able to drive for multiple hours straight. And if I ever need like her help with that, that sometimes hurts my pride a little bit. Okay. Hey, I appreciate you being willing to say that. And like sometimes when I,

like when our friends pull up and the girl is driving and not the guy, I'm like, what's he doing? What's going on? I know. And that's, I like when our friends pull up and the girl is driving and not the guy, I'm like, what's he doing? What's going on? I know. And that's that's so irrational and weird. But I have that thought. So I'll be honest.

It's like a common theme, like a protective thing. Like you have the same on the brakes very hard. You like the arm goes out to protect. Right. You could protect Catherine. Yeah. Catherine's arm. That thing's broken.

She's not holding back. Big daddy. Let's hope she knows how to slide a hand on that back. Yeah. The jaws of life cannot get back big daddy let's hope she knows how to slide a hand on that back yeah the jaws of life could not get that big daddy back so isa with three e's apparently because that's another that's the title of this voice isa with three e's who goes whose name is rachel i don't know if your story is real but thank you for calling in i will say so i think that yeah like i said i think these three in a row are all from Rachel and she's telling her other friend, Issa, like to listen to this podcast. I like the idea, just like Chandler

and Lucy Mann last week. Like I think Chandler probably listened to the podcast this past week and it's because of this voice memo. So if you're trying to get somebody into it, you don't know how. Have them leave a voice memo and then they'll listen because they want to hear their own voice. Or have them leave a voice memo and don't exactly tell them it's a podcast. Hey, just tell them anything. Give me any prompt. There you go. Hey, this is a radio show where it's just a call and give them an animal fun fact.

Okay. Yeah. You could win $10 if you do. That's right. Hey, call into this thing. It's a, it's a mommy blogger. She's running a contest. She wants to know what size and if you prefer Lululemon or, uh, Athleta.

Yeah. Go ahead and call in. Call it in. And then we just have to feel those yeah that's that's fun too maybe all right this is the third part of the thri-racial by the way lululemon yeah probably hey jake and brad this is rachel i'm from texas and i wanted to share a funny story that happened the other day i was at the gym and I was on the treadmill, just really kind of going for it. It felt really good. And there was this guy, I'm like painting a picture. He's like in his 60s, kind of skinny. He had wristbands, sweatbands on.

He was, you know, really working at throwing his little weights around. So I'm on my treadmill, I'm really running. And at the end, I'm like finished, feel real good. And this guy turns around and looks me dead in the eyes and says good job and starts clapping it was very awkward so I was just wondering if you guys have any interesting gym stories all right thanks bye I like that I like the idea of a old man throwing weights around. Little weights. Little weights.

I like the idea. He's got his headband, his armbands. A little bit too short of shorts. You're kind of worried about him. And he literally is just throwing the weights. Done with this one. And he doesn't have his dentures in for some reason. No.

That's a fun story, Rachel. Although, at first, she's like, I have a funny story for you. I'm like, uh are high she told them it was gonna be funny when you give an adjective but that does sound really interesting if that were to actually happen like to me in real life like this is wild i don't have too many gym stories i say you got to go to the gym to get gym stories look at brad and i i don't we're not going to the gym that often um the only thing i can think of was back in the day when we would go live like literally like i think it was seventh grade or eighth grade uh we would go we had like a gym you know like a weight training circuit within your gym class and we would go and our school resource officer officer bell huge jack dude like huge jack dude but pretty sure he's on steroids because the way he talks cool and i mean he was throwing up like 300 some pounds bench

she's like i mean he's like i think he has like the record for um like the police academy in olathe like the fastest you know obstacle course time or whatever like just this big old dude and he's just like lifting these weights and we can barely like lift the bar at this point and we just walk in he just goes oh hey And he's just like busting it out. And that's like the only thing I could really remember because we always thought it was so funny because like he was so manly, but like his voice was like so not. Oh, hey, guys. So that's all I could think of.

I think not really. I mean, there was a time when I was working out when we were recording episodes. So when you were telling some stories in there, oh yeah, I would go tanning. It was included in my, in my membership. Yeah. I would play free cell and eat Tootsie Rolls. I remember in high school, I don't remember the Tootsie Roll. I don't even know if I said that, but I would, they had free Tootsie Rolls.

I'm not going to not eat five Tootsie Rolls. Were they a tiny one? Well, I play free cell. Long rolls. Tiny. Yeah. Sorry. That's okay.

Tiny Toots. But I remember back in high school our football and basketball team we all shared this our workout room and we got like new equipment one year it's like oh this is nice especially for traffic like this is really great we had one machine in the corner there was a neck machine which is just dumb for several reasons one like no one wants a bigger neck i don't i don't know if anyone wants a bigger neck that's like yeah that like comes with like buy nine get one free kind of thing it's like we'll throw in the neck machine yeah we're we we way overestimate how many people really wanted this thing so just have it so yeah no one cares about their neck getting bigger i'm pretty sure how do you exercise

that so that's the the main thing that created this funny story is, is just like there, I don't know where the weight was exactly, but you just sit upright and then you just do this. And so, I mean, you could just imagine what high school boys did with that. It was brutal. I mean, you're worried about the guy in front of you.

It turns out the guy behind you too. You didn't even know about him and it's getting filmed. Oh my gosh. And you know, coach Mosman told you to do the neck machine. So you got to do it, but whatever Mosman says, you got to do, you got to do that. told you to do the neck machine, so you got to do it. But whatever Mosman says, you got to do.

You got to do that. I mean, oh, boy. So the neck machine, it's the only thing I can think of. Yeah, it's just the worst. Like everyone was just like, why do we have this? Right. Who cares? Yeah.

If anything, I'm going to hurt myself before I get a stronger neck. Like I'm going to strain it. Yeah. By doing this. Like, I don't I want my neck to be tinier. I want a tiny neck. I want the noggin older. Do you have a neck like shrinker that I could get? I want my neck to be tinier. I want a tiny neck. I want the noggin holder.

Do you have a neck shrinker that I could get interested in or get involved in? So those are workout stories, but glad the old man cheered for you. I like that. I hope that people do that more often. Like, good job. Eight reps of four. Yeah. They're going for tone.

I see. Good job. Throw in the weight. Throw in the weight. Okay. They're going for tone. I see. Good job. Throw in the weight. Throw in the weight. Okay. We're already pretty long. We'll save. We got a lot of good voice moves this week, so don't worry.

If you sent one in, we'll save some for next week. Brad, I think it's time to talk about our reviews of the week. Reviews of the week. Reviews of the week. Hey, hey, hey. Okay. This one says, I need help. Hey, Chicken Brat. Reviews of the week Reviews of the week Ay ay ay Okay, this one says I need help Hey Jacob My 14th birthday is coming up in a couple weeks and I can't figure out what to do

I'm having some of my closest girlfriends over and none of us enjoy girly things I like the idea that this is just a guy Like he is having several of his own girlfriends over and none of them like doing girly things I bet it's a girl If you have some great If you have some games that are fun and a bit strange i would love them please make them as creative and as crazy as possible i really love y'all's podcast i look

forward to it every monday having clean and hilarious and office-based entertainment is wonderful thank you so much for what you do and the effort you put into it you both constantly make my day signed rin north carolina but not on the Outer Banks. Thanks, Wren. That is very nice of you. I'm glad to listen to the podcast. North Carolina's Outer Banks is a joke. I know that now. But the whole thing is the Outer Banks to me. That's right.

Sorry, Wren. First thing that comes to mind is some girls coming over, maybe their parents own dogs. They have dogs. If you don't, that's fine fine that's where the fun comes in you are gonna have like a dog show like that you would see like on espn2 like early on a sunday morning okay like a full-on dog show with it could be your dog or it could just be some dog that you borrow from a friend like hey can i have your dog yeah saturday night like for this birthday party i borrow your dog can just borrow your dog yeah you don't want to buy it don't don't

buy don't rent just like borrow a friend's dog okay and i think it's just this hilarious idea of like eight untrained dogs that you're trying to get to like you like set up an obstacle course for them like you're trying to get like run through the like weave and right through the sticks right and run through the tunnel and like hop on the ledge and like jump over this hurdle yeah but like i don't know are they gonna listen to you it seems like it'd just be really funny through the sticks and run through the tunnel and hop on the ledge and jump over this hurdle. I don't know. Are they going to listen to you? It seems like it would just be really funny chaos.

I think my personality would bet on the dogs beforehand. I think you've got to get on the front end. You've got to do some prop bets with them. Will any of the dogs chew up any furniture? Which one? And give odds on that because bulldogs are probably way more likely to chew up the furniture than let's say a golden retriever who will be the first humper who will he hump yes where will will the first urine be spilled outdoor uh spilled i gotta go spill some urine real quick yeah um yeah i like that um and then just yeah i think just keep with

that dog theme for the food, for the entertainment. I think the music. Z Spot Run. You've seen that movie? Bahamut. If not, check it out. I've seen Z Spot Run. Me too.

I think Bahamut literally who let the dogs out on repeat until you let a dog out, like literally. And then once you let a dog out, you just point to that person and just chant their name until the dog comes back in. Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. And then, oh. That sounds like a little too much of a uplifting chant.

I'm thinking more of like a Jessica, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica until they come back in. Yeah. And then from there, you guys all just have a sleepover with your doggies. And you share a sleeping bag. So make sure you bring a big enough sleeping bag if you've got a big enough dog. That's fun.

Sharing a sleeping bag with a dog sounds fun. I think so. We babysat, dog sat for Peter and Sophie's dog this past weekend. Oh, yeah. You lost it. Yeah. Don't say that on the podcast. I haven't told Peter that story.

Peter, I lost your dog for like 30 seconds. I don't know if they listen. Do they listen? Yeah. Peter mentioned something just now when we talked to him, I was like, okay, you listen to the podcast.

Oh, uh, Sophie doesn't though. And Sophie's the one that really, really loves her dog. Her dog is awesome. And so I would just like, let him let her go outside and go to the bathroom.

Spill. Let her spill her, spill her urine. And there was one would just like, let him, let her go outside and go to the bathroom, spill, let her spill her, spill her urine. And there was one time where like Catherine called me and like wanted me to check on something. And I was with Bo and Hattie and like Catherine was gone. And I was like, oh crap, Cora. So I went outside and normally like, she's just like waiting there or around the, around our big deck. And not this time she was nowhere to be found.

And I had to run after her a little bit, but anyway, all I have to say, time she was nowhere to be found and I had to run after her a little bit, but anyway, all I have to say, she slept on our bed with us and I liked it. Yeah. Cause Catherine's not a big cuddler. Cora little cuddler. I love, yeah. Whenever I'm home and like my parents' dog or my sister's dog, like I'll sleep with any of them. Yeah. I've, whenever I've dogs sat before, like I love sleeping in beds with dogs. Yeah. It's like, so yeah, they just kind of like nestle up against my leg. They know how to. Yeah.

It's not like spooning. It's just like, I'm, I'm a spoon and they're just like a knife. Yeah. But we're just like, we're both knives. Like a nice, like plastic, like cutlery, like nice, nice little knife. Like with a ton of fur. Yeah. Furry knife.

Furry knives. That's what, that's what, um, you should make a dog grooming company and call it furry knives. Okay. People would get it. Actually, they wouldn't get it, and they'd be like... Is it about ghosts? Maybe.

I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out later. So anyway, dogs. I can't wait to have a dog. I like dogs a lot. I can wait to have a dog because I think they're a little bit inconvenient in a lot of ways.

Yeah. But I can't wait to have a dog that hopefully is a shop dog and comes out to work with me every day and stuff. Doesn't that sound fun? Shop dog. Yeah. Very close to a sheep dog, but not a sheep dog.

Not a sheep dog. Could be a sheep dog. It could wrangle lumber for you. Yeah. I think that'd be so cool. Like, like a dog just hanging out with me in the shop. Is there something a dog could actually do for you? Like, could he like, I don't know.

We'll figure it out. Yeah. We'll figure it out. Figure it out. Yeah. Oh, he'll definitely bring you Dr. Peppers. If anything else. For sure. Anyway. All'll figure it out. Figure it out. Yeah. Oh, he'll definitely bring you Dr. Peppers. If anything else for sure. Anyway.

All right. What is your review of the week? Um, mine's going to come from, I just clicked on yours. Actually. Uh, mine's from kickstart nine,

nine, nine, uh, kind of a voice memo. It says, yo, Jake and Brad, I wanted to make a voicemail,

but I couldn't. So I decided to write this. I have a question. I'm a teenager that needs a hobby. Well, we got two teenagers on the review of the week. It's a young man's game, uh, needs a hobby wow we got two teenagers on the review of the week it's a young man's game needs a hobby and I know nothing

about pickleball if you do a if you could do a pickleball for dummies in like 30 seconds I'd really appreciate it I've been sitting around a lot at school

I'm sorry I've been sitting around a lot in school has made me real busy so I thought pickleball might get me on my feet yes thanks guys

if you could treat this as a voice memo, it would be really appreciated. From Joe in Oklahoma. Not to be confused with the world-famous barbecue from Kansas City, Oklahoma Joe's. Not to be confused. So essentially pickleball is like a mini version of tennis.

You can play either singles or doubles. And it's a small plastic ball. You have to serve it diagonally. There's a spot in the front called the kitchen where you can't go in unless the ball bounces in there first. And the first team to either hit it out of bounds or make it bounce twice in the opposite team's court wins a point. You only win points when you're serving. I think I haven't played in so long that I kind of forgot. You did good. Thanks, Joe. It's super fun. If you're even the tiniest bit coordinated,

you will be able to pick it up easily and get your friends. It's really cheap and fun to play. So yeah, get yourself a little set. Go find a pickleball court in your area. There's a lot of tennis courts that have pickleball lines. So even if you don't think you have pickleball courts around, there might be tennis courts that have these other lines on them, and those are pickleball lines.

Yeah, you can't use tennis lines. You've got to have pickleball lines. there might be tennis courts to have like these other lines on them and that those are people yeah you can't use tennis lines you gotta have pickleball lines but uh have a blast joe joseph if i can call you that jimothy i think i can't call him that bro i would like to end this i was wait with the jingles yes i'm i'm so impressed by heather lee she's coming through again again she's monopolizing the thing in a good way. So. All right. Let's do it. Ready? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It's a pretty long intro, Jake. Yeah. Okay, tell me something interesting about your second grade teacher. Oh, I'm trying to think who it was. Oh, I know. Of course you don't know. So. No, no, no.

It's still, it's still. This is the intro? Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's almost ending though. So second grade teacher, go. Okay. Okay.

So where to start with her? Okay. She was, or no, it was a he. Yeah, oh my gosh. It's almost ending though. So second grade teacher go. Okay, so Where to start with her? Okay. She was or no, it was a he. No, it was You know, I was in gifted class. So it's hard to remember like which It's still going. I'm trying to like cut myself off. Ready? I can't believe this is Stand up Get on your feet Bought some wood, crafted a table. Uh, uh. Went to Texas, now I'm back in KC.

Just a dad we're working to, to provide. And this podcast is growing so fast. We give the Lord all the glory. Yeah. Don't give up on the dreams you might have. Work real hard. See those dreams come alive. Yeah.

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Every review goes so to the top Once again, give God glory All right. night getting better reviews than our rivals in these crazy covid times our broadcast is alive and you're listening to us right now hey Hey Hey Every Monday Morning and day We have Peter's parents Sleeping upstairs right now

Because they're at the house Helping Peter renovate some stuff I didn't know they were still here They're sleeping here They love us i'm sure they're on the opposite side of the house so and peter was like no no you guys are good you guys are good no problem so oh i didn't know they were still here and they're sleeping diana on your feet and paul anyway do you feel it oh we gotta talk about that she about that. We got to talk about that. She, oh my gosh.

Jocelyn, oh my gosh. I left a comment and I was serious. Like I was in literal tears. I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. A couple of episodes ago, we got a voice memo from Jocelyn who even previous to that had in, I'm just so excited. I can't even talk about it.

She leads worship for a church and it gets recorded. I'm assuming because they do live streams and one service she said like, you know, all right, congregation, get on your feet.

And then like tag us in. It was awesome. She left us a voicemail. I was like, Hey, anything you say, I'll, I'll do it.

I'll do it at church. I'll do it. So Brad and I gave her four different options of things she could do. And she went four for four, the grand slam last Sunday. Yeah. She was amazing. Check it out.

I love her. Do we have it somewhere? Is it on our Instagram highlights? We will. We'll give Jocelyn her own highlight. Yeah. Just says Jocelyn. Jocelyn, Check it out. I love her. Do we have it somewhere? Is it on our Instagram highlights? We will. We'll give Jocelyn her own highlight. Yeah. Just says Jocelyn. Jocelyn, check it out.

Do it again. Keep doing it. It was awesome. Yeah. We said Mitch had a wild animal. She said like, are we ready to worship the lion and the lamb? Yep. Yep.

A yodel. I said yodel. Yeah. She belted that out. She, what did she, oh, she said, can we feel it? And then. Yeah. Do we feel it? Do do we feel it and then she did a spin she's a slow swirl yeah that's what really got me because she is spinning so slow like she straight up has her back to the congregation like her back is just to it i think i think this time can we just do like well can we feel it or do we feel it? And then just a very specific point

and say, do you feel it? I want you to make eye contact with somebody and say, do we feel it? Do you feel it? Say he can move the mountains. Can we feel it? Do you feel it? Our God is mighty to save. Fill us in the second row. Yeah. Extra points if you call somebody out by name. Please don't do that. But yeah, anyway. This girl's awesome. Yeah.

Really made me laugh. Good stuff. Our fans are funnier than we are. We've been saying a lot on Instagram recently. Everyone's killing it. It's time. On Reddit and everything like that. So thank you guys for listening. This was episode 90.

All right. Yeah. I think. Yeah. on reddit and everything like that so thank you guys for listening this was episode 90 all right yeah i think yeah that sounds like a milestone of some sort but episode 90 uh thank you guys for listening support us on patreon if you want bonus content on there a lot of videos going out right now i i feel like we say this so often but thank you so much for your support and specifically thank you for the support on patreon like yeah this past year for me especially like i quit my job at the church and patreon's honestly like helping relieve stress for me in my life because we're making some money like a decent amount of money on there now it really is yeah so nice to like know yeah we truly feel supported by that so thank you i'm not trying to like whatever you know, do the wrong type of persuasion, whatever. I'm trying to be a salesman right now.

Yeah. I'm just saying like for the people that are already on there, I don't care about the people that aren't, but people are already on there. Thank you so much. Um, it truly is genuinely appreciated. So.

All right. Well guys have a good week. Uh, use good toilet paper, uh, protect your took us. You took us and get the organic bananas at target they're gonna buy one get five free sale seriously if you do a self checkout that's

awesome yeah all right take life back love you jake thanks for listening love you bro see you guys Thank you.