Ghostrunners - BONUS: We're Going to Miami

Episode Date: January 21, 2020

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And my friends, you're going to make it. You're going to make it. You're going to make it. You're going to make it. You're going to make it. You're going to make it. Kansas City, this is the moment that you've waited for All season long with the gas pedal to the floor And buried in your bones there's a love that you can't ignore Taking your breath one game at a time And through it all, Arrowhead pride Don't fight him, he's coming for you, running at ya 15, Pat Mahomes, that's my quarterback

Like a bad dream, you can see him getting closer 24 pounds down now he's taking over marching down the field and they are getting open the legion of zoom and the end zones their devotion tight is coming to the beaches headed to Miami and did you know Casey do you want to go where it's covered in all the Florida lights where the running backs are running the night impossible came true and February 2 Chiefs in the Super Bowl we're prepared now to tame the crown San Francisco will surely go down first time in 50 years we're crying happy tears oh Chiefs in the Super Bowl Kelsey and Hill Damian and Sammy Watkins

and Reds G Raglin Chris Jones Frank Clark and Sorensen don't fight him he's coming for you running at you 32 T Matthew he's the honey badger He's blinding out, shining anything that you know Just surrender cause he's calling and he wants to go Where it's covered in all the Florida lights Where the running backs are running the night Impossible came true in February too Chiefs in the Super Bowl

We're prepared now to claim the crown. San Francisco will surely go down. First time in 50 years we're crying happy tears. Chiefs in the Super Bowl. It's everything we ever loved. Football's history. From Lamar Hunt and Hank Stram to Clark and Andy Reid it's everything we ever loved going to the championship it's here right in front of us this is where we're supposed to be this is where we're supposed to be we're covered to be. Recovered in all the Florida lights. Where the running backs are running the night.

Impossible came true in February too. Chiefs in the Super Bowl. We're prepared now to claim the crown San Francisco will surely go down First time in 50 years we're crying happy tears

Oh, Chiefs in the Super Bowl Where it's covered in all the Florida lights Where the running backs are running the night Impossible came true in February too Chiefs in the Super Bowl super bowl prepared now to claim the crown san francisco will surely go down first time in 50 years we're crying happy tears oh chiefs in the super bowl hey hey mom we did it Hey Mom

We did it We can afford our own Super Bowls now We're going to Miami Yes we are Don't care what you say Mahomes Kelsey Hill

Sorensen Matthew Jones Frank Clark. We're all going. Bring it on, San Francisco. Let's go. Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Yeah, baby.

Ghost Runners. Bonus episode here! Because the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl! Chiefs are in the Super Bowl for the first time in our lives. Yes, half a century. 50 years later, the Chiefs make it to the Super Bowl again. We could not be more ecstatic about it. So, as a reward to our listeners, we're doing a little bit of an extra podcast here.

And as a bonus reward to our listeners, Brad and I wrote that song you just heard in about 15 minutes. So yeah, yeah. If that. Yeah, it was. I hope you liked it. Yeah, sure. Sure. Yeah, it rhymes. It's fine. It's good. Just go for it. Yeah. Hope you guys, you know, are excited for the Chiefs, even if you don't care about football. Just I hope you're still excited for the Chiefs because we're very excited. We got a lot of messages being even if you don't care about football just i hope you're still excited for the chiefs because we're very excited we got a lot of messages being like i don't care at all about football but i'm so excited for the chiefs just because of you guys and that warms my heart about as much as anything so it's kind of like hattie knowing who patrick mahomes is it's like i've left some sort of legacy with people right oh man she like changed her mood

visibly when she saw patrick mahomes on tv other day. Like she was just kind of just like blank stare. And then she saw Patrick, there's Patrick, you know, she just smiles and oh, my, my, my girl. One thing we need to talk about right off the bat is last week you had a bold prediction. It said Derek Henry was going to rush for 68 yards. He ran for 69 yards. That's crazy. I did have that bold prediction and I'm very proud of it. Cause one of my bold predictions was a guy who didn't even play. It was going two touchdowns that was pretty off yeah didn't i i haven't listened to the episode yet to be honest but didn't i also say sammy walkins was gonna have a huge game yeah i think you said two touchdowns and 200 yards or something i mean he wasn't which is very bold but yeah he he he ate it up yeah so you nailed it so maybe i should have bold

prediction for the super bowl next week oh Ooh. Yeah, we got time. Yeah. Super Bowl's not until February 2nd, which is, it can be really important. Like, we got to figure out how we're watching this game. Yeah. Because the Super Bowl has always, for me and everyone, it's always just the social event. You go, bunch of guys, bunch of girls. There's always queso involved, and you try to laugh at the commercials.

But this year, it's like, it's a Chiefs game. Yeah. Whole different dynamic. And you and I both probably me more than you have become very particular and like kind of high, strong about how we watch the game. Like I really, really enjoy listening to the announcers. I really, really enjoy, uh, like, yeah, getting all the analysis and the explanations of what happened on each play call and everything. And so like, I really like listening to the game as well. And when you have, no matter like if people are engaged in the game or not, six or more people, it's really hard to do that with. Yeah. Because it just, it's easy to have things to say about a football game. The more people get in a room, the more people are talking.

So that game when it was just you and I was actually pretty nice. It was awesome. We heard everything on TV. It was great. I mean, I obviously love watching with all our other friends too, though. So it's not like- Yeah, I don't want to cut them out. Yeah, exactly. But at the same time, you kind of do. But not really, you know? It's like, I want to be,

I don't even know what the ideal scenario is. Like we're each like, I don't know. There's like a Dixie cup and string attached to each one of us to where we can talk. But we each get to watch the game as well. I'll tell you exactly what the perfect scenario is. So I kind of mentioned this earlier. So I was in Texas watching the game with Catherine's family and Catherine's grandpa is really hard of hearing. Um, the first time I met him, like he's from West Texas and he's hard of hearing and he does not talk very understandably. First time I met him,

it sounded like he was like the Charlie Brown teacher or whatever. Like, and I was like, what? And I was like, it sounds like someone named tall grass, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Tall grass. Uh, and then like, literally like, you know, five seconds later and I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, and I was, you know, new, wasn't even like engaged yet. It was just dating Catherine. I'm so sorry. I can't. And, uh, right then her dad walked in Catherine's dad walks in who's his son. And he says, Oh, he says that K-State's got a good quarterback this year. And I was like, Oh yeah. Okay. Good to have a translator in the room. So anyway, he's really hard of hearing. So he has these things. They're like very as seen on TV esque like product, but they're called TV ears. And they're literally like these like Bluetooth headset looking things that just have

like a receiver connected to the TV that you just turn on and you just put these headphones in. And it's just like having, they're not Bluetooth, but they're like AM FM kind of receiver kind of thing. So they're perfectly in time with the TV, but you put them in, you can't hear anything around you. So this is what you do. You invent some kind of product that has that, but also has the ability, if you would like to also hear what other people are saying you know like let's say you're watching you're like oh i want to say something to brad you press this button on there now you're now you're also a voiceover as well as the in-ears oh because i tell you i i put them on the other day because they were all like playing dominoes and like talking about all these different things and

i'm like i just want to watch the game so i put them in dominoes during the chiefs game yeah they don't know better well you put the dominoes up i think honestly i think it was the pre-game that they were playing dominoes they might have it might have bled over a little bit but i even was like into the pre-game i was like oh here everything they had to say about the chiefs um but anyway katherine finally was like do you have do you have to wear those during the game like can you take out your tv ears and she understands like she's very understanding of like this is a really huge game but anyway i i they the the in-laws probably saw a side of me they've never seen before uh well at least they won yes it was a rough go at the beginning though yeah but it was fine it was fine

it was fine now that we've been down 24 to 0 in the playoffs yeah i don't even i am never going to be scared again as long as my homies is our quarterback i don't care yeah anything is possible so tell me how the the vantage point from your tell tell the listeners how you got there first of all oh yeah i can't really remember what i said last week you just said you were going to the game you had a chance to go to the game so it was last monday morning after the chiefs won their previous game brad and isaac and i are just sitting around our house here, drinking some lattes, watching NFL primetime actually. And then I checked my message request and I have a message from a kid whose name like sounded familiar, but I wasn't sure who it was. And essentially he said, Hey, I'm so-and-so. I know you from CannaCook back in the

day. I was a camper back in like 2015. And anyway, I know you're a big Chiefsso. I know you from Canuck back in the day. I was a camper back in like 2015. And anyway, I know you're a big Chiefs fan. I know you live in Kansas City. I'm a huge Titans fan. I would love to go to the game, but I'm only 17 years old, so I can't get a hotel room. I was wondering if I could stay with you,

I could get you into the game and get you a free ticket. And I read that message and just out loud, I was like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, Brad, Isaac. Oh my gosh. I probably thought something was wrong, but it was crazy. That was an immediate yes. No brainer. Got in touch with him, got in touch with his parents and called them, made sure everything was okay. And next thing you know, I was in the stadium freezing my tootsies off. It was, it seemed very cold. It was like like 15 degrees and in the second half we were in the

shade like a little colder yeah because 15 degrees in the sun is like way more tolerable than 15 degrees in the shade but it was awesome he you know he was a titans fan on my left and we also had some titans fans on my right so that wasn't as fun as it could have been yeah what what is that like like when your team is winning and you're ecstatic but then you're also a human so you're like sorry dude yeah i know you got me in here but i i know you're ecstatic but then you're also a human so you're like sorry dude yeah i know you got me in here but i i know you're really sad because you were hoping they were going to make the super bowl too that's the thing yeah like i'm obviously very thankful that this guy got me into the game but it's like i'm gonna rub in his face like dude you told you i told you

my home's better derrick hitter's nothing see i was pretty friendly trash talking pretty friendly like wow tannehill like looks good you know the first out you know whatever so yeah yeah it's kind of like we're watching the game but when there were those like ecstatic moments then it was like I wish I had someone to high five or hug right now I know I tried to slide into that hook up as well did not work

I was like say that you're a package deal with the other ghost writer and I did and he was like no he's like that's too expensive man yeah which i understood so i was in west texas anyway and it was just fine there was one girl sitting in front of me uh and she was the most like flip floppy sensitive overreacting like sports fan possible you're already probably imagining oh yeah what type it is so can't stand it yeah we're up like two touchdowns uh you know it's like the third quarter or something and my home is just like incompletes a pass and she just loses her mind oh we always do

this we always do this chiefs why can we not just finish a game just one time every season guys and it was like really obnoxious it wasn't really that funny because it was like this is so negative like we are playing amazing we've won 12 out of our 16 regular season games we're very good yeah we have the best like nfl player maybe of all time yeah right now on our team uh yeah isaac and i were joking afterwards that like you know when we're kneeling it oh don't don't take negative't take negative yards. Negative one yards, oh gosh. Patrick, get up field. Don't kneel it.

So she was pretty annoying to me behind all game, but at least it was a Chiefs fan. Yeah. And yeah, we're going to the Super Bowl. This is so wild. I can't, yeah, I still can't believe it. I honestly think the next two weeks are gonna be really fun because every person in sports

is gonna be talking about our favorite team. Yeah, dude, it was nuts. And then when the Super Bowl is over, winner or loss, it's like, dang, no one's talking about us anymore. You know, it's fun when you have like people of power and in publications and media talking about your people. Oh, and like the Royals went to the World Series, what is it, four years ago now? 2014 and 15. Four or five years ago, yeah. And that was really fun.

But the World Series is not the same as the Super Bowl by any means. Because it's seven games. And the publicity that they get is not nearly as big as the publicity that you get. It's the biggest event in the world. Really? Yeah. I mean, like. Yeah, maybe.

Wow. Like most watched thing on TV. Yeah. Biggest sporting event in the world. Like most watched anything. So it's just like, yeah, it's just very exciting. And it's like your team and it's something that we've never had before. We've never experienced this. Uh, so we are elated. Can't wait. Um, so just, we have lots of thoughts about that, but I know that not everyone here is wanting to listen to us talk about football the

entire time. So we can talk about other things. We are happy boys. Yes. Yeah. We actually, uh, we asked our Instagram followers like 20 minutes ago, if they had any questions for us. Oh, did they? And, uh, actually while Brad's pulling that up guys, uh, we painted our studio. What do you guys think? It's let us know in real time. Yeah. And a different color than it was last week. Brad just got done painting it. So it's pretty fresh and it looks good though. I like it a lot. Somebody said he doesn't know how to paint. He just painted all that stuff. And I said, eh, it's different, and it looks good though i like it a lot somebody said he doesn't know how to paint he just painted all that stuff and i said it's different different spraying on stuff than like rolling on paint but yes i can spray paint pretty well i can hold a trigger yeah point it at a wall pretty easily well it does take some skill but it's a different kind of skill

sure i could never do this to an entire house it would not it would not translate well i thought you painted this fine thank you you're welcome i thought it looks i think yeah i think it looks good yeah um so you just want to listen to or you want to just kind of go through these i guess so also if you're watching any of these clips on instagram um brad has taken his off but i got us some presents today when i went to go get some okay okay paint materials okay it's back on now uh for $1, you can get a Lowe's painting cap. And wow, does it look good. It's awesome. I'm going to wear this around. $1 might be too much for this bad voice.

I mean, it's made out of like one ply toilet paper, essentially. I don't even know how you form this. It feels like a shower cap with like a plastic end to it. It's awesome. I really like mine. Oh, man. Okay. Let's see.

You want me to go through these? Yeah, just you can bet them if you want and like pick out ones that seem fun. And give a little shout out of who asked the question. Katie Weaver 96 asks, what are your favorite podcasts? Okay. Is that a good one? Sure. I listen to one called The Basement Yard.

I listen to Cody Coe and Noel Miller's podcast. I listen to one called The Basement Yard. I listen to Cody Coe and Noel Miller's podcast. I listen to David Dobrik's. I listen to one called Other People's Lives. They're all pretty much set up like Brad and I. So that's probably why ours is the way it is. Two guys talking improvisedly. I don't really listen to very many podcasts, to be honest. But the ones that I listen to the most consistently besides ours would be Dave Ramsey, of course. Nice. Pardon My Take, which I don't necessarily endorse. It's one of those things where like...

That's the thing. I'm kind of nervous to say the ones I like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're kind of like Brad and I, but not in the same... Like they don't use the same words and have the same morals as Brad and I. Yeah. But they are funny sometimes. Correct Opinions, because my friend Jake is on there sometimes.

Oh, sure. That's about it. I listen to a Yahoo NFL podcast with Therese Paylor, who's awesome. Not Perez Taylor, Therese Paylor. Okay. That's about it. I listen to a lot of sports talk radio locally, though. I like that a lot.

I used to be more of a true crime guy back in the day, but now that I found podcasts that are funny, like nothing tops funny. Nothing's more entertaining to me than like laughing. So, okay. Yes. I'm looking here. I mean, just read one. If you two and Andy Reid had a 100 yard race, what would be the finishing order?

Duh. Jake, Brad, Andy. Yeah. had a 20 100 yard race what would be the finishing order duh jake brad andy yeah that's andy reed is much larger than brad and like 30 years older i'm pretty spry for a big guy i'm gonna say it if you go and watch an old video brad and i made in 2015 at justin bieber's concert brad is interviewing like 30 people at once by just running down a line and uh brad's like all right now i'm gonna run down this line and when the microphone gets all right, now I'm going to run down this line. And when the microphone gets in your face, tell me your favorite thing about Justin Bieber. I will warn you, I'm pretty fast for a guy my size. Okay. So, so be ready. There you go. It's I, I, I,

you've been saying it for years and I think it's true for my size. I'm pretty quick. I'm not saying I'm quick. I'm saying, I'm saying, bring it. What's pretty funny. And not that anyone will ever see this or know, but because of your previous ACL injuries, I think you've said you're a little scared to like, so you take extremely short strides, which is pretty funny to watch. Especially like near the end of like the, uh, the route or like, yeah. Trying to slow down. Yeah. Some quick steps.

Do not enjoy slowing down. Cause that's how, that's how i got hurt that's what i i like just yeah whatever you're imagining it looks like that it's just happy steps happy feet um oh man clever super bowl prop bet questions you've seen oh this is how we used to watch the super bowl yeah we used to always like have prop bets that we would do before the game, like longest Super Bowl or longer, whatever, national anthem. Is the national anthem going to be over, under, or a minute 50? Is Katy Perry going to sing these three songs, yes or no? Gatorade color, orange, yellow, blue, green. Right.

Amount of first downs in the first quarter, different stuff like that. Yeah. What color is Bill Belichick's hoodie going to be? Because Bill Belichick was always in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Not this year, baby. Go Chiefs. What was the question? The clever ones. What's hoodie going to be? Because Bill Belichick was always in the Super Bowl. Yeah. Not this year, baby. Go Chiefs. What was the question?

The clever ones. What's the most clever one? I really, really enjoy the National Anthem one. Because it's really fun because they're like, it's like they know, obviously, like the average time. And so if you're betting the over or the under, it gets so close. But then they just. Extend that note.

Like, and you never know if it's gonna they're gonna extend it more or if they're gonna pull back you know it's awesome it's it's really so i really encourage you to do that one yeah if you're not a chiefs fan i don't really care about the game or anything like download just google like super bowl prop bets and have everyone at your super bowl party fill them out and give a prize away it's a really fun way to make the game more enjoyable yeah or just root for the chiefs really hard. And that'll, you can also do that because Patrick Mahomes is very fun to watch. Yeah. Uh, favorite NBA player current or past, I guess. Oh, past Jason Williams. Really? Yeah. Favorite. Yeah. Always my favorite white chocolate. When I was little, I had number 55

and I was like three foot nothing. He couldn't even fit two big numbers like that on my Jersey. Remember the, uh, that Nike commercial back in the day where oh yeah all those beats they made with like sneakers and like the ball dribbling yes you know when yeah yeah yeah the ball like i think it was one that was even just like yeah anyway uh my favorite nba player of all time has to be kobe yashi bean bryant oh who asked that question uh oh sorry kerr klr tyler klr tyler yeah killer tyler oh killer killer tyler whoa he he let us know okay dude be careful saw the aaron hernandez documentary i did too and it was really good yeah he killed he killed them if your body could be physically shaped like a number between two to nine, what would you pick? What a question. Well, it's already an eight.

Both in size and in shape. Like I look good, but I'm also an eight. You're saying, yeah. I got two pretty round faces. I would pick maybe a five to have kind of a rounded bottom, which is maybe a wheel. So I could go pretty fast, but also I've got kind of a roof on me. So if it were to rain, I won't get wet. You know, are you hearing what I'm saying? I am. I am. Yeah. I'm thinking about it. And I think, um, maybe a two. Okay. Kind of the opposite where I could... Rounded top. Yeah. Rounded top and just,

I don't know, just like have a canopy always on me. So yeah, if it rains, I really am not getting wet. Okay. Your roof might get caved in, you know, flat roof. I'm so fast though. I have a wheel for legs. That's, well... I can run away. Okay. Okay. True. That's a hard question. Looking to move. What's the female Asian Christian population in Kansas City? I have a type. Okay. Maybe don't say that guy's name. Peyton, Peyton Parsons. Okay. I don't know who that is. Braden Parsons. Oh, nice. I don't know the answer to that at all. I'll tell you place they have oklahoma city has a great one that's all i'm gonna say but if you're listening ears get it audiology school yeah yeah one of our good friends lives in oklahoma city and she would love you she's great um i don't know i don't know

the answer to that but if you're thinking about moving, we'll take you. I know we're not Asian women, but we'll be friends with you. We're very easy to be friends with. Are you most excited about the Super Bowl commercials or the Super Bowl halftime show? Says Killer Tyler again. The answer is neither. I mean, if I can, but...

I think he's purposely not asking us about the game. Okay, the commercials for sure. Yeah, I think commercials too. I enjoy the production value of the halftime show, but commercials are so fun. And there's a different, I mean, there's a reason we don't make a habit of watching concerts on TV because it's not the same. You know, it's like, this isn't the sound quality is always so bad. This isn't fun for me to watch someone sing live for other people.

So I think commercials will be better than, or I'm more excited to watch the commercials than the halftime show. Who's singing again? Shakira and Jennifer Lopez. Huh. Jennifer Lopez? Lopez. Okay, she's better now?

Yeah, she's better. She's, she's a... Shakira, when's the last time Shakira, oh, I know the answer to my question. When they made that one movie for Zootopia, they've been putting on that Pepsi commercial. Nice. Keep going.

Try everything. I hope she... Actually, that actually gets me excited. I like that song. I'll be excited when that song comes on. You think they're going to do that one? They have to. Hips Don't Lie, She-Wolf.

And that's it. Whenever. Those are the big whenever whenever because shakira's not getting more than three songs with jennifer lopez yeah that'd be cool though maybe i don't know i don't know um weird fact of the day my chick-fil-a has mouthwash in their restroom nice it says the branch eight i was thinking about chick-fil-a bathrooms today as i went in them to wash the paint off my hands. I am not a fan of the type of public bathrooms that don't let you choose your temperature. It's just like on or off. Cause that Chick-fil-A one is piping hot.

Oh, it's nice though. Cause that Chick-fil-A in general, the ambience, the temperature in there is cold. Yeah. So I'm like, I need some, need a warmup. It doesn't take long before, before it's like, this is way too hot though. No, uncomfortable? Yes. Really? It's so hot on my hands. Oh.

And I've been, I know this is not a very normal scenario, but I've been in that scenario where I need, or I'm trying to brush my teeth in a Chick-fil-A and you do not want to be in a public bathroom that doesn't let you choose the temperature. You don't like brushing your teeth with warm water that like bothers you? That makes a difference? Yeah. That feels weird. Really?

Weird. Does anyone, does teeth with warm water? That like bothers you? That makes a difference? Yeah, that feels weird. Really? Weird. Does anyone like warm water brush? I think I do it almost like I brush my teeth in the shower a lot. And so. Oh. It doesn't bother me. I guess I could get used to it, but because I'm not used to it. No, I don't like that at all.

Okay. Hot. Oh, no, I'm thinking about it. Hot water brush. Gross. Gross. What's your dream car? Says Broderbutt.

Dream car. Do you have one? Do you care? I, you you know i do care about one because it's so special like a tesla would be a dream car just because i like technology and it feels like getting a tesla is being at the forefront of probably the future of cars so that'd be cool that'd be pretty sweet so i'd buy a tesla okay i really like the truck i have i would probably just get like a very very soup souped up version of a Ford F-150. Where would you soup it? I would put, I would soup it. I would put tomato soup underneath the seat.

Okay. I would put chicken noodle in the stereo. Oh, okay. And then I would get, oh, probably like lobster bisque, you know, something pretty fancy for the back for Hattie. Oh, cool. So. What about the, like the bed or the tailgate?

Is that any soup? Oh, that's completely filled with soup. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay. I was going to say. Yeah. That's French onion.

Okay. That's awesome. I don't like any of those soups, but tortilla. I need to get tortillas. Hey, for the record, if you're a soup company looking to sponsor us, like I don't actually like those soups, but if you have another one. You and I are soup snakes. Soup snakes.

Brad and Jake, do either of you have an unusual life goal? Oh, cool. Oh yes, I do. Okay. First one that comes to mind. I am trying to go my whole life without using a resume. snakes uh brad and jake do either of you have an unusual life goal oh cool oh yes i do okay first one that comes to mind i am trying to go my whole life without using a resume have i talked about that on the podcast not like something i'm actively striving towards but so far it's happened and like i want to continue okay to hopefully never have to use a resume and just keep like going from one thing to the next because someone knows me yeah Yeah. Just like connections are your resume. Yeah. So yeah, that's my unusual life goal. I'll try to think about it. I don't know. I don't know. No, I'm

not a big, and this is probably a wrong thing to do, but I don't have like super extended out goals of life. I don't either. Because I've learned in my life that like, I have no idea what I'm going to do with my, like, I had no idea I was going to be a woodworker. Like I didn't know, I didn't know how to do woodworking. And now here I am, that's my professional job, you know? So, so to think like, oh, I'm going to aim to have this many employees and woodworking and have this big of a company. It's like, to me, that's just, that's just naive. Not, maybe not naive. I don't know.

It's not bad to have long-term goals if you really, really know what you want to do. I just know I like people. I like my family and I just want to embrace those two things more than anything. So beyond that, I don't have super extended goals. Good for you, dude. I really do like working for myself as well, though. Yeah. It's awesome. It's pretty great. We can podcast Tuesday afternoon. People ask me pretty often, like, so you're doing all these crazy things or you got all this going on. Like, what is kind goal like what are you doing and i'm like as fast as the world is moving as fast as like social media moves everything like i think it's almost silly to be in the industry i'm in and like have goals of like i don't have this and this by this amount of time like who knows

like instagram could go away next month and if you put all your eggs in that basket sure i don't think that's the the move. That's good. Okay. I like this question a lot from Jake Stouffer. Jake, tomorrow morning, you wake up with either seven golden retrievers or you wake up with a baby. Which one do you choose? This is a human baby? It is.

Do you think, I know you're not Jake Stouffer. Do you think I have conceived this baby with like someone I know and someone I will be raising it with? Nope. I think it's just you, baby. Like the, the stork dropped it off.

It's you. And then Isaac and Greg, your roommates can also help out. Okay. That's good to know. Will you help out? You think probably not that much. You got one on the way.

I might, I'll help out some. I'll be like, Hey, you need a diaper on that thing. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay.

Oh, yes. Right. And where do I get those? Lowe's or Home Depot? Scrubs and Beyond. They have diapers probably. Mattress firm? It would be cool.

My initial thought was like, wow, how fun would it be to have a baby of the week? You know, which is, trust me, a big motivator in like procreating, you know, for a podcast segment. Yeah. However, I think I would definitely choose seven golden retrievers. Would you? Sell six of them. Oh. Talk to Peter, reform that contract I signed to not have dogs in the house. Oh, really? That was part of it? I'll give you my male's golden retriever seed if you let me have this dog. And he'll say yes to that deal there's something yeah who wouldn't yeah and then i just sell the other ones oh that's smart yeah you're making a profit off this

yeah tough time thank you jake stopper i think people that breed dogs like i'm sure there's difficulties i think we've talked about this already but i think it was off the podcast yeah okay good there's difficulties out there but overall that seems like such an easy way to make money to me because yeah because yeah it's. It was me and Catherine talking about it. Cause we've been thinking about getting a dog and it's like, I mean, it's just like more of an entertaining thing than anything. Cause it's like, we have a baby coming. It'd be silly for us to do that right before we have a baby, a second baby, you know, but we, we want a dog, you know, but like, yeah, people breeding dogs and selling them for $800 a pop like they have like

eight of them that's $6,400 right there I'm sure there is a science to breeding dogs but most of me is like do you just get them in a room and come back in an hour hey Jake what do you think about that dog uh pretty pretty friendly you know loose yeah you guys want to come over later like we're grilling out back here we'll just stick the dogs in the garage and put a baby cam on them and see what happens. You know, like, like, what do you do? Like, I don't know what that process is like to, to breed dogs. Like, how do you ask somebody else? What, and then what do you do?

Like, Hey, yeah, you guys just want to, you guys want to put on the Apple TV and, uh, you know, FaceTime somebody? FaceTime the garage? Screen mirror this thing? Yeah, I don't know how it works. I don't either. And do the dogs know? Yeah, do they know or is it just like, wait a second, I think the only way we're getting out of here is if we procreate.

Like they've got a room, they start to get conditioned. The male dog, when he goes to this room, he's like, oh, it's like oh it's showtime oh yeah yeah i'm not getting out of here maybe it's like a pavlov experience but instead of uh they're mouth-watering yes something else ding ding ding i don't know i don't know what the answer is uh if you guys have ever bred dogs accidentally or purposely leave us a five-star review and tell us what that process was like and if brad and i should start is it a lucrative business because like maybe you just get two different dogs and that's all they do yeah or maybe you just get one one guy that's just like the you know the stud like the bull the bell of the ball the bull of the ball the bull of the ball and then you just get all these

the bull with the balls well you get you get all these and then you get a female and you just, boom. Boom, one down. Antonio Cromartie style. Remember him? What'd he do? He has like 13 kids with like 13 different women. Does he really?

He does. Interesting. So, boom, you're good. And then you just put her away for a couple months. I don't know how long it takes for them to have babies. I don't either. You're good. We'll just feed you over there.

And then you bring in another one. Boom. Got him. Yeah. And then all of a sudden you're making thousands of dollars. We should absolutely get into this. I texted you a couple of weeks ago. How hard could it be? I, well, I don't think people in the country do it. No offense to Stratford, Missouri. That's okay. No one taken. But I mean, it can't be that hard. I mean, probably every day of my life growing up, I saw cows doing it. Yeah. Did you really? Sorry. I.

Not necessarily. I accepted that fact too quickly in my life. Not always like in the middle of going after it, but there is always someone trying. Oh yeah? Yeah. And they're like, come on. I just woke up. I don't know what they were saying exactly, but.

I'm trying to read. Like the calves, especially just don't know what to do yet i know what's appropriate and like sure don't do it when jake's watching they haven't gone to health class yet probably not yeah they're just raring to go so instead of i texted you a couple days ago like dude we should start investing in stocks that how fun would that be new idea invest in dogs invest in the dogs the dog business one of us becomes kind of the male dog guy. The other the female guy. So we can like divide and conquer.

Sure. This is exciting. Yeah. This is sweet. This bone episode. Bone. Whoops. Bone episode.

A dog bone. A dog bone. That was completely on accident. This bonus episode. The Freudian slip. Is proving to be very helpful. This bone episode. Okay.

You think. No. Never mind. Never mind. Favorite office character. Okay. You think, no, nevermind. Nevermind. Favorite office character says Benjamin Lyon, 383. Used to be Creed.

I think it's Michael now. Creed's a maybe. Creed's a maybe. Yeah. The more you watch The Office, the more you realize how much Michael is the show. Yeah.

When he leaves, it's just not the same. Yeah. So he's got to be the best if you are a true office fan, in my opinion. Be the best. Be a best um how far away will jake date long distance uh like two years down the road three years down the road like how far away i would be willing to start dating uh anyone that's long distance probably like five years ago, I would have been willing to do that and try that. And I

did. And it didn't go well. And so I stopped trying and I'm going to stop trying forever. All right, good. So come to Kansas City. You at least have to lay the base in close proximity. Then you can like move away is my theory. I don't know. I haven't even done that, but that's just my thoughts. How can we get you to the Super bowl says ghost runners on second um it is not going to be a hard question or not not a hard sell for us i tell you that much if you can figure it out the will is there i mean flight and accommodations are no problem isaac and i looked last night out of curiosity and like american and delta are flying there like ground trip for 300 bucks okay no problem yeah the tickets however have that in my

shoe yeah i got that uh um have i ever talked about when i worked at fireworks stand and i would get bra money from people like sock money was somewhat um common normal but every now and then you'd get bra money and it was hot. Because I don't know if you know about July and when fireworks were sold. Oh. Warm months. I've never understood why people do that. How is that more convenient than your pocket? Like my bra is already sweaty enough. Yes. And like that underwire starts to get real heated up in the summertime. And then you got wet money and it could rip. Oh. I don't like any part of that. Yeah.

So let's get to Miami. Where it's also hot. Okay. How would we, I mean, my best chance, which is still very, not a very big chance, is that Trey has gone to the Super Bowl before with a brand deal. So if something last minute were to pop up,

then even then it's a small chance I could go, but he knows I'm a big Chiefs fan, so he might take me. That's my best shot at going. And my best shot is probably I have a friend who works with a pretty famous influencer in Kansas City. And, you know, he might get two extra tickets and send me because he knows that I really like the Chiefs. But beyond that, I feel like the Super Bowl is very much like if you don't have a corporate connection, you're not getting in unless you're spending a lot of money. You have to spend $6,000 for one ticket. Which our fans did raise a lot of money for us to have Christmas presents.

So just think, we could have either gotten those, you know, water bottles or we could have had a down payment towards Super Bowl. Man. Super Bowl, you know, was just not not gonna be as good as those water bottles though for sure yeah i mean now we can give give fives and get on our feet with our socks and gloves true story uh the other day i was waiting for airport like the parking shuttle to take me to the airport and i was so cold it was so cold in kin city out in the you know the cold weather and i reached in my pockets and there were those gloves but there were these there was like this family around so i like put them on very discreetly and had like, give me five,

you little weenie inside. And just kind of like, it was like very hopeful that they did not see it say you little weenie on there. That's awesome. Yeah. The gift that keeps on giving. But yeah. Uh, if you guys have any idea of how to get us to the Superbowl, just Venmo us like four or $500 and let us know what that would be. We can go from there. And seriously, just like 20 of you guys do that. And it's,

we're there. Oh man. Better idea. Let's just have a great Super Bowl party and watch it on TV. Unless somebody really wants to do that, but it's really fun to watch games at home. It is good. I mean,

college football is having an issue getting students to come to games because... Getting students? Yes. Yeah. Because just like the TV experience has never been better. You can have multiple SEC football games 12 feet away from you in the air conditioning with food next to you. You know, just like it's nice.

We got it good now. My only other thought would be we get this dog business up and running real soon. Real quick. What's like probably the most expensive like dog, like a purebred, like. There's all the, all the bulldog, bulldog, doodle, doggy doodle. That's just like a quick sketch of a dog, a doggy doodle. I don't know what they are. French bulldogs are crazy expensive.

Yeah. Okay. That's what I was trying to think of. And they're like super unhealthy. Cause I think they're not like. Oh really? They crazy expensive. Yeah. Okay. That's what I was trying to think of. And they're like super unhealthy because I think they're not like. Oh, really? They die quick. Yeah. They like can't breathe.

Right. That makes sense. That's why they're bulldogs. I don't know. Because they're already two animals combined. Oh, you think a bull and a dog? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Probably. Probably. The bull of the ball. The bull of the dog. Besides Patrick Mahomes, who's your favorite Kansas City Chief? Probably Harrison Butker. No.

Stop it. I mean, I do like him a lot. He's our kicker. He's our like puny little white kicker. Yeah. But he's, okay, he's probably not my favorite Chief. I have irrational love for a lot of Chiefs. One of them that I really, two answers two answers. I have, uh, Sammy

Watkins, love Sammy Watkins. He is so overpaid and so underperforms, but played very well this past week. You said that same exact thing last episode. Sorry, but it's true. And I love him. Second would be Chris Jones. He's my favorite player on defense. Going home from the game. I turned on one-on-one 101 The Fox, whatever. And they interviewed Chris Jones, like, what was it like? You know, you were injured last week. Didn't know if you were going to get to play. And he was like, you know, just like, I trust all of our training staff. Everything is going good. And I don't know who he said, because it kind of cut out. Also, like Mrs. Kniever, like got the best meatballs. Like she's been feeding me meatballs

all week. Like, Ms. Kniever, like, thank you for all the meatballs. Like, you know, I love them. Really? I don't know who he's talking about, but it was awesome that he just like derailed this oh man i love interview to talk about meatballs he's hilarious helped his calf get better yeah so uh my favorite chief i do like um tyron matthew yeah he was another one for me that he's so good so much this year he's so good yeah so good he's so good gosh we're gonna win his nickname is the honey badger yeah which is pretty cool great name yeah love love all our receiving core love love them all my arm core my leg core the receiving core the peace core actually likes the chiefs yep um how do you like your eggs in the morning, Jake? Eggs are my least favorite food.

So if I can help it, I will try to not eat eggs. Truly your least favorite food? Truly or my least favorite food? I'd rather have a truly. What about you? No, it's truly your least favorite food. Oh, um, yeah. Like you'd rather have, uh, mushrooms and eggs. Yes. You'd rather have, I had mushrooms on some pizza the other night. Oh, it was on accident. I thought I picked it off. And then I had one mushroom on a bite and I was like, that was kind of slimy, but it doesn't taste that bad. Here's a funny question. Uh, okay. Oh, sorry. I like my, I like, I like all eggs a lot. Scrambled is my egg of choice. Okay. Here's what are some top skills that companies, organizations would love to see on resumes? You're just talking about how you don't.

Yeah, I'm not the person to ask. Top skills or what? That come, no, just top skills that companies and organizations would love to see on resumes. I think anytime you can show that you have originality and just overall motivational drive, People really appreciate that, especially in the corporate world. If you, if you have any kind of proof that you have started something and continued to work on something, that probably goes a long way. Yeah. Like devotion, perseverance. Yeah. Through adversity, just lots of buzzwords like that, that are corporate.

Um, how many hours a week do you guys work at your real jobs? That's a good question. And because there are real jobs, it just varies so much from week to week. Right. And I don't, I've never done a good job of keeping track. Like ever since I left. I don't, because then you realize like, Oh, this is too much. Yeah. Cause at K-Life I, I mean, I was legitimately, you know, technically probably working 65, 70, 75 hours a week. Yeah. yeah but you know i never wanted to count because yeah it was probably gonna just like bum me out like oh man i'm working a lot yeah i'd say now i probably work i don't i mean i really don't ever count do you know um no well that's the thing for me it's like i could work 60 hours and the next week i could work 30 hours

like it could be that much of a difference for me. And it's, yeah, it's one of those things where it's hard to technically consider like, Oh, I'm on the clock right now for the next five minutes when I respond to this message. And then I'm off the call. I don't, I don't do that, you know, but I respond to people at random times during the day and stuff like that. I would honestly, I don't know. It's hard to know. I would say it'd probably be around 40 hours. I don't think I work like crazy hours every single week. Some weeks. Yes, definitely work a lot, but other weeks I definitely work less, you know, I'm hanging out here and stuff. So yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Mine probably evens out at like 35 or 40, but there's some weeks that are 50 and some weeks where it's like pretty chill. Yeah. Like I'm definitely, well, then again, like if I don't,

if I'm not doing anything, if I'm bored at home, I'd rather be woodworking than being bored. Like, like I enjoy my job. Like my job is my hobby in a lot of ways. And so I don't really have other main hobbies besides that. And so if I want to do something, I want to go woodwork rather than like just sitting around. That's great. That's the place to be. That's yeah. That's what you want, right? That's, that's the dream. Yeah. It's almost feel guilty if you're not doing your job. Yeah. It's just great. I think you need to have that like guilt to be a successful,

you know, entrepreneur of any kind. You need to have that conviction of like, I'm not doing a good enough job by my own standards. No one is checking in on me. No one is even going to ask me if I did this, but you need to have that self-conviction and self-discipline to do it yourself. It feels pretty, pretty bad if you just sit around all day. Yeah. It's just like, but I think some people don't have that conviction, you know, they can be okay sitting around all day. You think so? And they, yeah, I can do it for like a day. Like I'm pretty good at it if I'm honest. Well, especially like when I was working a corporate job, I was like, yeah, vacation day. Awesome. But now it's like, if I'm not working, I'm not getting paid. Yeah. So I used to be worse than I used to work seven

days a week. I might only work five hours a day, but I would work every single day because I felt like I should. Yeah. That's the hard thing for me is like, since I work on Sundays, you know, as Christians were called to take a Sabbath, it's so hard for me to take, like, I don't take a Sabbath on Sundays. And so I try to do it on Mondays. Mondays are so hard to take off because you just feel like everyone else is going back to work. Yeah. And so I try to do it on Mondays. Mondays are so hard to take off because you just feel like. Everyone else is going back to work. Yeah. Like this is the day where it's like the week has started.

And you, if you don't do anything till Tuesday, you just feel like you're so far behind. So I've kind of switched a little bit to Saturdays, but. Enough about work. Natty Hope, what's a body part that you wouldn't mind losing? Good question. A body part. Oh, actually, I don't know if this counts i was gonna say the hair on my face because i've told you i'm so sick of shaving yeah is that a part i was probably not i was saying the same thing i was thinking like eyelashes or something eyelashes i don't know i

was thinking no no i was going through different options in my head that would make me look that was not my answer circus freak for the. For the record. I was just thinking. Teeth. What could I. Take out my teeth. Yeah, my right molar. Body part I wouldn't mind losing. I mean, at first I was trying to think of like, what would be a benefit? And now I can't think of anything that would make it better. If anything, it's just like, what do I want to punish myself with that would be the least valuable to lose? Like maybe a pinky toe.

Because you could still like be pretty fine without that. Yeah. I was thinking, so I already have pretty bad hearing in my right ear. And so I was thinking maybe just take it off. Like if I have to choose something, but then how am I going to wear hats? Well, you could put the TV ear in the spot where your right ear was. Ooh, I don't really, I can't even imagine a person without an ear. Like what does that look? That got to be very unpleasant. So I guess I would say something that's like underneath the surface, like my kneecap. I think you're going to want that. You think so?

I think you use it. I know my answer. Okay. Like one of those organs that apparently we don't really need, like appendix or spleen or gallbladder. See, I didn't know if there was a body part. I it's more than facial hair oh for sure i was not ever uh accrediting facial hair as a body part uh what okay what if we just that would be oh let the record show that was not mine that was jake's it was fine my computer it was it's maddie short the

girl who gave us the generous coffee ad last week. Maybe she wants to do another one. Okay, I'll answer it. Actually, she's gonna mess up our recording. I don't know if it can handle this. Hey Maddie, we're recording right now. Are you calling to say you wanna give us more money? Oh, I can't hear.

I don't know where the audio is going. Okay, nod yes if you love us. The audio is going. I'll call you back. I'd say that went pretty well. Just hung up on her after screaming at her. Oh, I was thinking how funny would it have been if we had like talked about it beforehand. Like, hey, the body part question.

Let's pick the like the freakiest thing and not act like it's weird at all. Like you pick lips and I'll pick my right arm and then we just like move on. Yeah, dude. Like, yeah, great. I just kind of tired of my lips. Oh yeah. I totally get that. Sometimes it's like hard to grip on a straw. So they're better just not even have an injection. But then I was like, maybe I should just get rid of them all together. And yeah, I want to be more like left-hand dominant. Like I would just, so just get rid of my right arm. That'd be better. That'd'd be so fun that's a good question natty hope there's no there's no good answer like besides just like a small digit or something like like pinky toe pinky toe fine great my pinky toe is shaped like a pyramid have i ever told you that like rests up against my fourth toe like a pyramid yeah like

it's like it's got like three sides i'm I mean, it's not like obviously like very, very pointed, but. I'm imagining the Egyptian pyramids and I'm imagining them being to scale. Like that being the side of your foot. I have a Sphinx on my foot. That is sweet. The Sphinx lost a body part and he's pretty famous. Doing all right for it. Yeah.

Great. Good Sphinx. Tacos or pizza? Easy. Pizza. Every day of my life. Pizza. I love pizza. I eat pizza a lot.

Tacos are fine. Don't get me wrong. I like tacos a lot, but there are no, there's no way they're ever going to Trump pizza. No, not with Trump. Are we ever going to learn the recorder? Like we promised ask simple days in slow town. I, every time I remember it, I'm like, Oh my gosh, I want to do this. But then the second we stop recording, I forget about it. Yeah. I'll do it for the podcast, but I do not have any desire to do it on my own. What if the Chiefs win? That could be my new hobby. If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl? Yeah. So mark us down for a maybe.

Maybe we'll learn the recorder at some point ever. Somebody said... We got so many questions. Yeah, so many. Kyle Rankin. Rankin. Is this even a question? The Niners will win. I don't understand that.

I guess I know what he's saying. The Super Bowl is going to be incredible, first of all. I think it's going to be a great game. Yeah, the Chiefs are the favorite by one point right now. Which is practically a toss-up. Yeah. Strength against strength. So it's just going to be really fun to watch. i don't think you can say one team is definitely going

to beat the other i think it's just gonna be a good game kyle ranking um somebody speaking of the recorder question what's something crazy you guys will do when the chiefs win the super bowl that's something maybe we should talk about off the pod and then come back next week and like make a like a promise like if the chiefs win then we'll do this sure or if the chiefs win our listeners have to do something for us oh good that that does kind of bring me to another thing uh on our backdrop if you will our wall we're willing to put shelves up with different mementos decor decorum and um factoter what's that from factototum. The Office. School of Rock. Oh.

Is it The Office? Anyway, we want to put up shelves with like random mementos and everything. And we would love for you guys to contribute to that. We'll figure out a way to get you guys to have the ability to send us something without giving our address out to, you know, a million people. Are you freaks out there? Yeah. We're looking at you, Catherine Ellis. Looking at you, Joe Goldberg. Nikki Gilliam, 14, asks, Jake, people. Are you freaks out there? Yeah. We're looking at you, Catherine Ellis. Looking at you, Joe Goldberg.

Nikki Gilliam, 14, asks, Jake, how tall are you? Ah, thank you, Nikki. I am five feet, 10 inches tall. Okay. Thank you. She also asks, Brad, how'd you guys get the, or how'd you guys pick the name Hattie? I'll be honest. My wife picked it and she is smart enough to know what's good.

And so I was reluctant for a minute and then was like, actually, that sounds pretty nice. Let's do it. And she wrote it in a note. She did. She wrote in that note. I think I said that last episode. How many times have you watched

the entire series of The Office? Countless for me. I mean- Seasons like one through six, I've seen many, many times. Seasons seven through nine, like two times. Like, oh yeah, that's probably true for me. It's an embarrassing amount for me like it's an

embarrassing amount for me i would i don't know 50 times whoa 50 i don't know a lot because i listen quote unquote i watch it but i'm really just listening to it while i work all the time i really feel like i go on kicks like i know the office decently well but i really haven't watched that much like i have a lot of catching up to do to like true office aficionados like i bet i've seen it like five or six times through maybe my wife listen is listening right now and she heard me say 50 and she audibly was like no but i think i have i think it's it's so many times i go on kicks like between like five or six shows i just listen to while i work that's why i don't listen to podcasts apparently i should probably listen to other things besides the same shows.

It's nice when you're working with loud things, you have, you take breaks where it's like five minutes in a row where you can't hear anything. So it's like, if I don't watch something or listen to something that I know already, then you're going to be annoyed. Like I didn't hear the last five minutes.

Exactly. That makes sense. So that's the difficulty for me. Um, we have so many questions. Yeah. So many, I'm,

I'm, I'm kind of weeding through some of the ones I don't like. We're at like 46 minutes plus whatever the song is right now. Okay. What's your guys' favorite place to travel? What's your guys' favorite place you have traveled to? Oh. And why?

It says Olga Chuck. Olga Chuck? Or Olg-achuk. Or Olga Chuk. Good options. Uh, Kauai and New Zealand are definitely the top two. Probably Kauai gets a slight edge over New Zealand, but those are my favorite. What about you? That sounds awesome. Um, I really, really enjoyed, I don't know. I, I traveled, I studied abroad in Spain and I loved Spain, like so many different don't know. I traveled. I studied abroad in Spain. España.

Loved Spain. Like so many different places in Spain. I lived in Sevilla. Went to Tenerife. The Canary Islands was really, really pretty. Ed Sheeran wrote a song about it. Really? Tenefrisi.

Hiked the mountains, the tallest mountain in Spain there. It's really a volcano. That was pretty cool. Anyway, I like,ain is my favorite place outside the united states uh kansas is also really great though so just anywhere in kansas i like to travel to yeah love to travel down to my parents house in aletha um let's go ahead and wrap it up there i i think we have some other ones but they're they're not that good. I'm just kidding. They're all great. We've had a lot of questions similar to ones that we've talked about before.

Did anyone else ask you how you became a woodworker? Because I don't think you've answered that enough on the podcast. Next time, I'm just going to repost that and have other people respond to that person. No, I'm just kidding. This is kind of a fun one. Let's end on this one. Last one. Because it's very vague. Who wins in a fight tuesday or thursday oh probably thursday really yeah thursday's kind of letting their guard down though it's like practically like lax like friday

but think about survivor on cbs is that on thursday i don't even know all the best comedies back in the day on nbc were. Really? Yeah. Office friends. Oh, you want to address that? Someone left us a review about friends. Yeah. Somebody said, which it'll probably be my review of the week next week. Cause it's awesome. Okay. But they, they did say something about like, Hey, it irks me that you guys don't talk about friends or don't like friends. I think is what they said for the record. I love friends. It's one of my favorite all time shows. It is truly, I believe it's the most timeless show on television. It's the most relatable show and it's still like, I mean, it's like 20 some years old

and there's stuff on there that's like, besides the pager in the scene or, you know, like the beeper. Everything else. Everything else makes total sense for people today. So I love Friends, but I'm not going to quote obscure things from Friends when Jake has no idea what I'm talking about. So the only show that we both have really deep, obscure, common knowledge in is The Office. Like Jake loves Prison Break, but I don't know it.

And so he's not going to be like, oh, Sucre, blah, blah, blah. Nice. Or Michael Schofield. Oh, nice. Yeah. Like that's what I know. That's all I know. You know, so we love other shows uh but not like

together i just haven't really seen it that much it's so good yeah it really is so um my my wife and i quote friends a lot oh um so for you guys anyway yeah there's a there's a quote in friends obscure quote where they're like so this is brooklyn that's it and we walked into the midland airport uh the other day and it was like dead. It was like every flight goes out by 10 o'clock. We were there like 10, 15. So I was like, so this is Midland. And she knew it. She laughed. It was funny. That is funny. But to you, I would never say stuff like that. I wouldn't know. So speaking of TV shows real quick, little sneak preview for Monday's upcoming actual episode, episode 38, which will be coming. I,

oopsie daisy, watched a full episode of The Bachelor this week. So I will be mentioning that. I know a lot of people hit me up and they loved The Bachelor review. I don't think that's going to keep happening. Yes, it is. I think you're secretly loving it. Honestly, I got kind of fueled by people saying they loved it. So I was like, okay.

There you go. That's such an excuse. I guess I'll keep watching it for my followers. If you guys want me to talk about it. So there'll be a little bit more Bachelor recap. You know what? I'm going to get a review from Catherine so I can pretend like I know what you're talking about. Okay.

That would be great. Even though I've never watched it like a minute. Just have her give you some bullet points. And so you can. Yeah. We can talk about it more. When we record this tomorrow probably or whatever but uh yeah it's tuesday for us right now probably get this out by tomorrow wednesday for you guys thanks

for listening today was our biggest tuesday in ghostrunners podcast history it was a huge day whose day tuesday so maybe that answers the question we ever answered tuesday edges thursday oh yeah we didn't really get into that because more podcast listeners happen thursday at seven is practically friday which Fridays are weak. So give me Tuesday all day. Tuesday is when I get my most work done. Domino's used to have two times Tuesdays. Great deal.

Yeah. Two for Tuesdays on 101 The Fox. Let's go Fox. Bring that back. Yeah. Two for Tuesdays. It was like two songs in a row by the same artist. That's cool.

Brad, here's a question. Do we still end with a jingle on a bone episode? Because we started with a jingle. I think still end with a jingle on a bone episode? Cause we started with a jingle. Um, I think we end with the spoken word slam poetry. Oh baby. We haven't done this in forever. Okay.

Um, Brad, what is my topic for a slam poetry? Your topic is, um, concession stands at a football game. Concession stands at a football game. You say, I tell, we all smell.

Hot chocolate, cold game, up, down, left, right, score, turnover. Opposites attract. Who is that? Over there, looking like that. Shorty got that back. I want some of that. But no. It's the coach's daughter.

I can't talk to the coach's daughter or else I might lose my college offer. Nice. What is this about? Let's bring it back. Concession stand. That's where this started. Uh-oh. I just farted too much hot chocolate good thing i brought my second pair of pants i go in the concession stand bathroom

new man new pants thank you guys for coming like what is the concession stand bathroom dude it's like right next to the concession stand so like maybe it's the concession stand bathroom dude it's like right next to the concession stand so like maybe it's a concession stand bathroom yeah like i know where to go too much hot chocolate was great thanks yeah try to throw in one clever thing yeah okay wow those are fun you don't see stars. You look back up, stars again. Orion, Big Dipper, Lil Dipper. They're all up there. Orion, sagging a little bit, put on your belt. It's church day. Constellations give me consternation for the nation

and the state of our being. Look up, you see stars, but maybe you also see a higher being. Look up. You see stars. But maybe you also see a higher being. Constellations give me constipation. Uh-oh. Too much hot chocolate at the concession

stand bathroom. But you look down. Don't be ashamed. Stars. Sky. That's it. That's all I got. I don't know.

Oh, wait, it's just a snap. Snap after it falls. That was a great ending. we should probably do more of that that's pretty funny was it always makes me laugh i wasn't proud of mine maybe put mine before yours just like seeing you struggle is funny thank you and i think it is other people too okay seeing someone who normally does not have a lack of words to say all of a sudden have lack of words say it's funny to everyone i think oh i tried to go i was trying to be funny with like how quickly i was going to respond to your thing you started

fast shouldn't have done that regret but that's okay okay well thank you guys for listening to this bonus episode uh follow us on instagram if you don't yet that's where you can see these pretty blue walls that brad painted today and our pretty faces and my Lowe's cap. It's definitely worth checking out. I just bit my tongue. Oh, no. I said ticking. Pam! Ticking on my...

I'm going home. Ah. Yeah, so follow us on Instagram and anything else, Brad? We'll see you guys Monday with a full episode of Bachelor Recaps and other teens.

Can't wait. Go Chiefs. Go Chiefs, baby. Have a good week, you guys. See you later.