Ghostrunners - The Best Ghostrunners Music of 2025
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Hey guys, it's Tyman, and today I'm going to be taking you guys through the best jingles of
2025, but as the Spotify DJ. So I hope you enjoy. Let's roll the music.
Uh, uh, oh, ooh, I think this tight beat means that it's going down with some random thoughts
in white, me too, then West best friends eating fast food on repeat. So come along. Let's have
some fun and go ahead. Get on your feet because it's a ghost from a podcast.
Hey, what's going on?
It's your DJX, here with some more music.
I've noticed you're in a bit of a dark, edgy mood today, so let's start off with something
in that vibe.
Anna and the Sportage lead in the way.
This was dedicated to Anna Impsch.
Is it actually?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's kind of fall-up-boying vibes.
Anna
Oh Anna
What did you do
Backed up too quick
Now I'm feeling blue
My key is sportage
It's not looking right
You backed into it
But it's all in good life
Anna
You're sorry it's clear
But that dent in my bumper
It's here to stay dear
We'll laugh it off
But next time be near
Just check the mirrors
And we'll be in the clear
Yeah
It wasn't your fault
You just didn't see
The car behind you
Or the tree
But now we've got
A story to tell
Of Anna and the Sportage
Oh well
I'm gonna wait till the wait for a drop here
Anna and the Sportage
Oh well
Anna
Anna, it's all okay
We'll fix it up
And laugh today
So maybe next time
Let's part far away
So no more dance
Come our way
Anna
Anna, Anna, don't worry
It's true
I'll still drive my Kia
And I'll think of you
Come on
Anna
Come on
It's true
I'll still drive my Kia
And I'll think of you
Yeah
That was great
That's it right there
That's so impressive
That is so impressive
That sounded so good.
Let's get some vibes up in here, guys.
It's time to get Brad Ellis on the beat.
Coming up, an electric jingle about Jake's acupuncture experience.
Hope you enjoy.
Wait to hear what you guys come up with.
Would you like me afford it to?
No.
Jake thought ticks were only true for animals.
Good start.
Meant for other dogs, but not for him.
The tick was out to get him
That's the way it seemed
And now Jake is allergic
To red me
So Jake's our doctor
On
Now I'm a believer
It's not a trace
Of doubt in his mind
I think it's cured
Ooh
I'm a believer
Jake's a meat eater if he tries
Jake thought acupuncture could cure his alpha gal
Got needles in his ear
Let's test for that too
The non-push Jake's arm down
Do do do do oh you're very strong
Do do do hold on this says COVID
This seems wrong
So Jake's our doctor
Odd
Now on's a believer
there's not a trace
of doubt in his mind
Jake is cured
Ooh
I'm a believer
Jake's a meat eater
if you try
Timmon
do the camera on you and dance
man, don't go crazy
Now dude I'm Jake and dance
Oh my gosh
Now me
What's the use in
trying
It really isn't fun
When Jake wanted steak
He got no runs
So Jake's our doctor
Anne
Now Hans a believer
There's not a trace
Of doubt in his mind
Jake is cured
Ooh
Han's a believer
Jake's a meat eater if he tried
Octob up
So Jake's on
Doctor
Hey
Now I'm a believer
Nice
It's not a trace
No doubt in his mind
Is Jake a meat eater
No no no no
No
No no no
No
Jake's not a meat eater
He solved the case
Grab was a believer
Sorry
Not a trace.
A doubt is mine.
Yeah.
Let's take it back now to a song about the drive-through episode.
You guys remember, when the boys took the truck around town and ate a lot of chick-fil-lade.
I think you're going to like this one.
Here's waving through bride's window.
Try to.
Jake learned the meeting of lurch
Before they all see Brad's sweet dad
Before they pass by Brad's church
Before Jake says someone crap their pants
She has a braid in her hair
She's way too shy and won't give it a go
So Ashley's hair told a tale
No Brad won't say I told you so
Eat up, eat up all those nugs even if they aren't thrilled
Eat up, eat up all those nuggets
Because we're thrilled
On the search for some random trivia
Will they ever know that the British won the war
Because we're roll, roll, rolling right on through
We're waving through Brad's window
I try to see you can answer
God will say a prayer for you, you know
while we're chap, chat, chat, chat in the room
waving through red's window
We wish that Drew could see
We're only spreading cheer here
But we will leave
We start believing
We'd find the one
You know it's more than other guys
It's not a short
It's a YouTube mom
Keep up
All those nuggets
Even they aren't killed
Keep up
All those nuggets
Because we're thrilled
Because we're thrilled
On the search for some random trivia
Will they don't ever know
that the British won the war
goes to roll, roll, rolling right on
through.
We're waving through
rust and all
I try to seek
and answer about your doors
God will say
if fair for you, you know
while we're chat, chat,
chat, chat,
get a few
waving
through the grass
at all
we wish that
Drew could see
we're only spreading cheer here
what's the capital of calling
Got some milkshakes up in here.
Is she a lot like Midge?
You know we're just guys talking here.
What's the capital of Poland?
Get some milkshakes up in here.
Is she a lot like Midge?
You know we're just guys talking here.
What's the capital of Poland?
Get some milkshakes up in here.
Is she a lot like Midge, you know we're just guys talking here.
Is she a capital of Poland?
Get some milkshake up in here.
Is she a lot like Midge, you know, we're just guys talking here.
We're just guys talking here.
Yeah, we're just guys talking here.
What's the meat name of here?
Since the name of deer
On the search
For some random treat we'll wait
Ever know that the British
Won the war
Because we're roll, roll
rolling right on through
We're waving through
Brat's window
I try to seek an answer
About the coast
And that will say
A pair for you, you know
While we're track, tap,
That he's a cute
Waving through Brad's window
We wish that Drew could see
We're always spread it here here
But we will leave
We're only spread in cheer here
We're waving
And waving
Oh
Oh
Oh
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
Sticking with that musical theater theme
I got a newsies jingle coming next
You'll channel your inner Jack Kelly
Listening to this one guys
Here's Tyman M's on the track
Guys go quickly
Pickin'air line
Ghostie get away his back
Beach is calling me
But my age is too dang low
Ghosties flying hanging balling
Thanks to good old Jake and Brad
Madison just wants to close her eyes and go
Let me
Go
Far away
Sunset Cruise Gulf Shores is calling
I want to catch some rolls at Lambert's Cafe
In the jammer we'll be speaking
Honolulu we'll say
Let's get on a plane that's bound for
Get Away
And I'm done
We'll have fun
We're ghosts running
We're live potting
So much spike ball and beach volleyball
We'll play
Just a room with both the hannas
We'll play bank all flipping day
Dreams come true
Yeah they do
On getaway
Where does it say you gotta be adults here?
Where does it say we can't share rancher steak?
Why am I under the age limit?
Why should I spend my whole life living trapped where there ain't no future?
Even at age 19
Breaking my bank to hang with Brad and Jake
If my age don't seem to suit ya
How about a fake ID?
If I won't make the headlines and I will not cause his scene
Get away
See my friends
I can't spend two more years dreaming
Though I know that's all I seem inclined to do
I know I'm a little younger
But I want to hang with you
I need sun and fresh air
Let him walk face to face
Hear my prayer
Say in my face
I'll be there
Except my deal
That's all I'm asking
Hear the thoughts from in my head
Because I'm sad
If I can't go on
this vacay
I got
nothing if I ain't got
get away
Wow
Wow
Wow
Golly man
Made me sweaty
Next up I got a ticket for an emotional
roller coaster
Strap in
We're kicking off with Timon trying to sing way out of his range.
This was written by Malachi Tish.
A little Tisher. Tishra Price.
Hello, it's me.
Reverb sounds good.
I am grateful to be standing before you auditioning.
Let me go over everything.
Yeah.
to happy homeschool heart drop
Who was simply built to sing
Hello
Can you hear me
I'm in Kansas City
Dreaming about what future
Me will be
When I get older
You'll see
I'll be famous and not just
Because everyone is a ghosty
There's such a difference
Between him and me
So I got one chance
Hello
I am timing
My favorite
Smells a horse is sad
And I'd like to
See
So here is my song
And if you love it then
Sing right along
Hello I am time in time
I'm sure
Got seven sips from the same parents
And I like to see
With lungs that are strong
And if you love it then
Sing right alone
long
oh jeez
i'm not surprised listening
all right
hello
how are you
all the ghosties agree
that my middle part is cute
I hope
you well
I sing
Santa Fe better
than that actor name
Christian bell, it's no secret.
The three of you should sign me now.
Here we go.
Hello, I am timing names.
My favorite smells, our horses, sad.
And I like to see.
So here is my song
And if you love it
Then
Sing right along
Hello I'm Simon Nams
Got seven sips from the same parents
And I might to sing
With lungs that are strong
And if you love it
Bad, sing right along, right along.
Yeah, boy, yeah boy.
It's time to get some AI involved.
I might be a little biased, but I love AI.
Sit back and listen to this next jingle,
improvised on the spot with AI lyrics.
Boom, boom, coming up.
Yeah.
This goes out to everyone in Denang listening
Neon.
Neon lights in my rearview.
Oh, yeah.
Cities buzzing you and feels brand new.
Velvet bass lines under my skin.
Pull me closer.
Let the night begin.
Snap of fingers, spark in the dark.
Your silhouette's a work of art
We're tangled in a rhythm war
Don't stop now
I want some more
Static in the air
I feel it rising
And your touch it's got you magnetized
That's a pre-chorus, I'll do it again
We're static in the air
I feel it rising
Court chart
Your touch it's got me magnetizing
Boom, boom
Goes my electric heartbeat
Plug in on
Dancing on repeat
Shock wave love
You light me up
Voltage high
And I can't get enough enough
Boom boom
When you move that way
Midnight fire in a pink cascade
Flash lights and a funky beat
You're the wire
On the heat
Velcro soul and a silver sound
Glitter boots lifting out the ground
You're a glitch in my perfect code
Mess me up and I'll still reload
You bring the chaos
I bring the flare
Retro future we're the perfect pair
Slide on with a synthi smile
At short circuit for a while
Ooh, you got that cosmic energy
Let's blow this fuse intentionally
Oh you got that cosmic energy
Let's blow this fuse intentionally
Boom boom goes my electric heartbeat
Boom boom
Blood in I am
Dancing on repeat
Shockwave love
You light me up
Voltage high
And I can't get enough
Enough enough
No escape from this connection
We're a glitch in perfection
Running wild through the sound
Till a hole
World shuts down
No escape from this connection
We're a glitch in perfection
Go running wild through the sound
Till the hole
world shuts down boom boom boom goes my electric heartbeat plugged in i'm dancing on repeat
shockwave love you light me up bolt to try it i can get enough boom boom boom when you move
that way midnight fire in a pink ice speed flashing lights in a foggy beat you're the wire on the heat
yeah yeah just moving out boom boom boom boom coming next we got a memory that can make a grown man cry
Here's Session 1 of the Ghostie Getaway all singing together with the wonderful Brad Ellis leading the charge.
Here it is.
Turn it up.
I listen this song as I was going over the border.
You know, 11 hours in the drive.
It was like new live.
Coming home.
keep on turning shuttle me there to see my friends jingling songs and getting so
tan or burn ghosts isn't banned me once again and the whole week is a win hey
fire
well I heard them
yell hasn't drowned
well I hope
Jason's will remember
we'll play
many see your rounds
anyhow
see ya
golf shore is Alabama
the ghost he's
hanging with the view
I guess I have my phone
The Gold Shores, Alabama, Lord is making dreams from a truth.
Feel it, Jason, feel it, boy.
Whoa!
Oh, is that a sun bear?
Sun bear shredding.
I was like, stop.
Got the bear cam, they all got numbers.
Bear cam.
Now we all took the bear quiz too.
You're elected.
Lambert's Cafe's got roast for me.
What fly, Oprah, thrown to you? Tell the truth.
Here we go.
Gold Shores, Alabama.
Ocean waters are so blue.
Gold Shores, Alabama.
Making bucks and being cool.
So, Jason.
Sun Bear.
Yeah.
The Sun Bear!
You go, baby, it's not over?
Corporacy.
It's a long one, yeah.
360.
It's a long one.
Keep going, yeah.
Charlie crowds, sir.
It's wrong, you do it.
Yeah, he's still going.
No, he's tired, he's tired, yeah.
Good solo, good solo.
I hear ya.
Bucks are in play, chaos occurs.
Caleb's eating dragon fire too, my bad.
Oh, the guy's bedding so much.
Grabbing big crabs in the ocean blue.
Just be cool.
Here we go.
Ghost shores, Alabama.
Ghost he's taking with the view.
Ghosts' Alabama.
The Lord is making dreams come true.
One more time, we go.
The Gold Shores, Alabama
The Ocean Waters, hey!
Ocean waters are some blue
The Gold Shores, Alabama
Making bucks and being cool
Piano, Piano, Piano Sun Bear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, give it up for Maddie.
It's not every day on a podcast about a review for that
awesome it's not every day you get a jingle on a podcast about a review for that podcast
well today is that day the chorus of this song has notes that only a woman should sing
but timon's going to do his best dead rat in my dryer playing for you today
It's just a dead rat in my dryer
Away from my family
Alone on Christmas Day
And it looks like it may have caught on fire
Not in Kentucky
But I'm here with Brad and Jacob
Wish I could mow my own house
And burn this one down
I started way too high.
Whoa, whoa.
It's just my head in the clouds.
I've got to call down.
You want to sing a time in?
Dead red in my trier.
Time is back.
Dead right in my trier.
It's dead in my trier.
It's dead in my trier.
Dr.
Dr.
Dr.
Yeah.
Trier.
Dead right.
my tryer
I don't know the verse
you go back
Looks like a rat
But he's a flame
So
Bridey can burn your eyes
Better look the other way
The Ghostro's podcast
Continues to amaze
Pod's on top of the world
But wait, I'm about to hurl
Say
Oh
Couldn't it just be a mouse?
Oh, I could just want to drown.
Drown.
Oh, whoa.
Turned it on to dry my gown.
Oh, you should hear the sound.
Yeah.
Dead rat in my tryer.
Trier!
Try it!
Dead brown in my trying.
It's dead in my tryer.
Trier!
Trier!
Trier!
Dead riding by Trier!
I've heard my name so five times.
It goes to laugh as I almost cry.
Watch the rat as it's lighting up the night.
Nobody knows that I'm a lonely boy.
Not even close to Illinois.
But I'm gonna let it burn.
Burn, baby, burn, baby.
Baby, damn rat in my dryer
Dryer
Dead right in my dryer
It's dead in my dryer
Dryer
Dead rat in my dryer
That's a ghost
That rock
Dead rap, dead rap, dead rap, dead rat.
I'm thinking it's time we get romantic.
I'm looking at you, Midge.
Here's Brad and Taman singing some Bruno Mars.
Coming up.
I guess right here.
It's a Tuesday night.
I'm looking for something.
dumb to do
Hey Mitch, babe
I think I want to marry you
And community guidelines
A whole argument ensues
Who is Mitch Wade
And am I gonna marry you
Do we go here?
Yeah, go for it
Well, I know this little chat
Oh, on messenger we can joke
No one will know
Oh, come on, girl, the ghosties will react, lots of midge-place facts we can throw.
You are my dough, oh, yeah, you're my girl.
Some vote, no, no, no, no, no.
Some vote, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the poll, pull, pull, pull, pull.
Will we marry?
Some are wary
Yeah, it's a Tuesday night
I'm looking for something dumb to do
Hey, Midge, babe,
I think I want to marry you
And community guidelines,
A whole argument ensues
Who is Midge, wait
And am I gonna marry you?
Purity ring
It's not real skeptics sing
That's rude
My hands hovering too
It's my cast girl
If I wake up and my whole
Pranks up that is cool
Yeah I fool the few
That's hard to sing
It was fun girl
Some vote
No no no no no
Some bo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the pool, pull, pull, pooh, will we marry summer wearies?
Because it's a Tuesday night, I'm looking for something dumb to do.
Hey, Mitch, babe, I think I want to marry you.
In community guidelines, a whole argument ensues.
Who is Mitch Waite?
And am I going to marry you?
This part's really high.
I'll tell the true.
Until you right now, go stay.
Until you right now, go stays.
Ghosties.
I'll tell the truth.
Until you right now, go stay.
No, you're right now.
Ghostie.
Ghostie.
Oh, it was a Tuesday night.
I did find something dumb to do.
Hey, ghosties, I think I pranked a lot of you.
And community guidelines, my joke threw you for a loop.
No fiancé, and I'm not getting married soon.
Oh, yeah.
Up next, I got a club vibe going.
Time to dust off those light-up suspenders I know you've got in the closet.
Leading off, Chapel Rhone.
I didn't write any of that.
That is all an exact word-for-word quote from the actual Spotify DJ.
I know you wanted me to stay,
but I can't ignore this dream of laughter on an Iowa stage.
You heard there's a joyful coffee place
where a guy could tell clean jokes every Saturday.
Like time and left KC, I'm following my dreams
for a joyful Java now, it's where I long to be.
I'll make Rachel's mama proud.
She'll say it's kind of sweet.
And when the crowd starts laughing
Ghosties tear from every seat
Time in
What have you done?
You're the equine one
And we joke at the club
Oh, mama
I'm just having fun
On this stage with my main street
Roaster's mug
It's where I belong down
At the clean comedy club
I'm gonna keep them laughing
At the clean comedy club
I'm gonna keep them cracking up in the Midwest US
I'm gonna get on my feet at the clean comedy club
Clean comedy club
I'm up
Inhibitions on the floor
No customers flying just a crowd that can't breathe anymore
Lattees and a chalkboard menu on the wall
If you're 15 to 18 you gotta wait to see it all
I thank my ghost or dream, jokes or dreams are finding joy in me
At joyful Java now, the Casey Energy
Won't make the haters proud, they say it's too PG
But when the crowd gets rowdy, that's the proof I need.
Jake, what have you done?
You're a legit comedian, and you joke at the club, oh, mama.
I'm just having fun,
Make a joke
Good Ranger's fun
It's where I belong
Down at the
Clean Comedy Club
I'm gonna keep my
laughing at the clean comedy club
I'm gonna keep
I'm cracking up
Like glass trucks got picked
I'm gonna keep on laughing at the clean
comedy club
Clean comedy club
Don't think I've left you all back you and K.O. You're always on my mind.
And Mama, every Saturday, I hear your sweet voice saying from 314 miles away.
Brad, what have you done?
Shot a pheasant with a gun
And you joke at the club
Oh, mama
I'm just having fun
Like golf shores in the sun
It's where I belong
Down at the
Clean comedy club
I'm gonna keep my laughing at the clean comedy club
I'm gonna keep my croaking up
Like left tracks got peck
I'm going to keep my laughing up with Queen Comedy Club
Queen Comedy Club
Woo!
Yeah, baby!
Man, it's been a great year.
Lots of fun music for all you ghosties out there,
and thank you so much for listening.
To finish it off, here's a jingle you've never heard before,
written by Maddie Dieterly,
in honor of 500 episodes of the Ghostrunners podcast.
Let's listen.
47.
48,256 minutes, we actually sat down and did the math.
48,256 minutes, how do you measure?
Do you measure seven whole years?
In intros, in segments, in stories, in Main Street coffee,
In jingles, daily miles, and laughter in life
In 48,256 minutes,
That's like watching holes over 400 times
We love this body love
It's probably love
It's God be love
It's you we love
It's you we love
It's you we love
It's you we love
Forty-eight thousand two hundred fifty-six minutes
Forty-eight thousand two hundred jokes that did land
Forty-eight thousand two hundred pieces in minutes
How do you measure the impact of this part that you began
In facts that you learn
Laughter to you cried
He's got peck and it burn
Or the new things you try
It's time now to sing up
By this quiet that you rest
Let's celebrate seven
Four years of the Midwest
It's funny
Oh
I have this look at this
Remembering
Comey
You know that's what I love.
You know that that's what's all.
It's you we love.
It's you we love.
Jake and Brad, it's you guys we love.
I've been your DJX, and I hope you have a great 2026.
Thanks for listening.
Goodbye.
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