Giggly Squad - Giggling about anxiety, hockey, and tiaras

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Breaking news. Sorry, I, sorry. Us Weekly just did an article about me getting UTIs.

Like, what? No. No, they didn't. I just commented it and said, guys, what the fuck? As if I just, like, announced I have a chronic illness. Dabilitating health ratio. Like, what the fuck? I can't.

Like, why? Someone commented and goes, obviously, she's having a lot of sex. I feel like I need a comment. I'm like, okay, hip-a. I wrote, okay, hip-a. It looks like I died in a car accident. Also, then people say TMI. It's like, that was on our private podcast.

That was private for my closest 200,000 friends. Like, please, stop. That was in our private diary that we post. Sometimes people pick things up. I'm like, that's so violating. I wrote that in my diary. Okay, back to our scheduled programming. Hello, my gold medal gigglers.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It had to be said. It had to be said. You're all the way in California right now. I'm all the way in California right now. And let me just say one thing. And this might be a controversial.

This might be controversial. But, like, you know, and like you have to, like, do a fun fact about you or, like, you're out on a date or, like, you see. And it's like, people are like, I love. traveling. In theory, totally. Like, I love traveling. But actually, I hate it. Like, I get on one flight and I get off the flight and I'm like, and I'm constipated. My stomach exploded. My head hurts. I need to go lay in a bed. Like, if you go on vacation with me and you have plans for the day that we land, I'm not your friend. Like, I'm in L.A. I don't technically have to be in L.A. till Wednesday,

but I'm like, no, I need two days to like get it together. I need to like, I need to acclimate. I need like. So actually I hate traveling. Well, travel is annoying because when you finally get to your place you're trying to go, you haven't actually done anything so you feel like a lazy piece of shit because you've just been sitting on planes. But emotionally, traveling is difficult. I mean, you guys, occasionally I have to run in heels.

But my traveling faux pa was I was. on American Airlines lost, scared. Yeah, who knows. You know I'm a Delta girl. And I was in C, D, 3D, oh, no, I would just say D. And I assume D was by the window because I'm a woman in STEM, A, B, C, D. Sit down. I digress.

Also, like, this is just alphabetical. The alphabet was made a long time ago. Yeah, like, I don't question the element. Yeah, like, I'm not changing the alphabet. Wait, do you know that they? actually did change the alphabet song in school. Why? I don't know.

Like, if you walk into any middle school right now and they're learning the alphabet, it is not at the same cadence in which we learned the alphabet. But that shit was my jam. A, B, C, D, M-D-M-D. Do you remember actually, like, in like, third grade when they would, like, make up songs to, like, learn multiplication? I feel like that was something that was helping you during a difficult time. Oh, okay.

I ate and I ate and I got sick on the floor because eight times eight is 64. Like that's not ringing a bell. Got it. Okay. Never mind. No, Paige needed a little cute song to remember her math, which tracks. No, I literally did. No, but I'm sitting my ass in D and a very nice lady is like, sorry, you're in my seat.

now one thing about me is I never assume I'm right never because then it would be a rough life at the end of the day I'm probably wrong yeah so I'm like oh I must be in the wrong row look up it goes a C D F okay so then I stop and I say I'm sorry but actually this is the system is wrong there's a there's a bigger injustice happening here if I had a goddamn nickel this I I'm just a girl who's been taken advantage of by whatever this letter riddle is. Let us stray.

So she's, and she's like, you can stay there. But look, I know that people, when they want a window, they want a window. I said, ma'am. Oh, yeah. No, you deserve the window. I have to pee anyways. I'm going in the aisle. It's all good.

So then I'm doing my thing. And at the end of the flight, she goes like, hey, just want you know, my sister is a big giggler. And I started laughing. And I was like, did you tell her? I took her seat and she goes, yeah, and the giggler said, Hannah's really bad at admin and she's a Delta girl, so that tracks. And she's like, Hannah actually doesn't know where she is. And she's like, how did she know that about you? And I was like, does she, it's a common knowledge. It's just, yeah. We're all just out here. Everyone knows. I have a new obsession, which is,

you know, when I'm on the road, I need to watch something. And I hyperfixate on things. I realize I have a problem. Like I'll hyperfixate it on meals. I have a fixation. Well, you want to what you you are correct in yourself where you say like you could never do drugs you'd get like obsessed with like if i smoked one cigarette by next week i'd be like welcome to giggly squad you'd be that tic-tok like my dad what's that tic-tac where it's like we moved to the works at the palm or like casino something again whatever i keep going i have no thoughts i have no brain so you know you just got off a plane i don't know how you're functioning so i look it's a little embarrassing because i'm very late to the game it's not that i haven't seen it before i just haven't been like locked in

i'm addicted to ruPaul's drag race really page wait where are you even watching it what like on amazon do you know what happened i was in a casino in oklahoma and that'll happen to you and i said you know how come no one ever talks about casinos then in Oklahoma. Well, how come ever, no one ever talks about how Oklahoma has this like, ozempic little like end to it that no one lives on, but they just fought for it. They were like, that's our land. Do you know like the end of Oklahoma?

No. What the fuck would I know the end of Oklahoma? Sorry, back in the day, I worked for a company that you had to know the state's shapes, and it was, I wish I didn't. But, um, I digress. I just put on TV and MTV had Rupal's drag race playing, and there was something so nostalgic about turning on MTV because I remember feeling naughty when I was little like watching MTV I'd be like I'm such a teenager yeah and I start watching it I'm in I'm immediately invested

because this is the thing about RuPaul's drag race it's project runway combined with they're doing their own fucking glam America's but America's next step model where they do their own stuff plus it's a comedy show they're doing routines they're doing gags They're doing bits. And they're so mean to each other because they're men, so they get over it really quick. So they'll just say the most fucked up shit. And then they're fine. And then there's so much heart to it because they're always just like learn to love yourself, which everyone can learn from.

And I am locked in on season 12 right now. I've watched like eight episodes in the last two days. It's still going on though, right? Yeah, because there's a current season. I think it's like one of the longest running shows. I feel like it's been on for like 20 years. You would love it. I know.

I can't believe I've never watched like a full season. I've watched like random episodes before, but I've never like sat down and watched a season from start to finish. They are so funny. And I think I didn't fully realize how like the pop culture starts there. Like the words they're saying in 2020 is what you see like the Gen Z saying in 2023. Like they invented culture.

Like, they are so fucking funny. Like sleigh? Yeah. Yeah. They came up with that. There's a lot of words that they came up with. And also, do you know, high fashion designers watch RuPaul's drag race for inspiration? Because they're just so creative.

But, like, they don't even talk about it. They're just like, okay, make your own outfit and do glam. And it's like a two-minute edit. I'm just blown away by it. It's funny that you brought up MTV because I saw a girl make this video. and she was she was like I'm married I'm in my 30s and I'm so petrified to have a child and she was like and I think it's because when I was at like a very prime age I was turning on MTV and I was watching 16 and pregnant and that was truly our version of like scared straight yes like I still in my heart of hearts

I'm like I can't get pregnant I'm on the cheerleading team like how can I have a baby and still be the flyer. The men were so horrible. They'd be like, I don't want a baby. I don't want to be here. I'm not showing up to the date. Like the worst is. It was such an unhinged television that at 12 I'm like locked in.

I'm like something's going on with Farah and her mom. Can't figure it out. Just to only realize that like years and years later I will still think about these people. Maybe they have to make one for fucking smoking. So the kids these days stop smoking. It's very upsetting to me. If I see another it girl with a cigarette, I'll lose my mind. Wait.

I'm very upset about it. Are you? Because I feel like I keep seeing it too. And I'm like, this feels very like, look, I'm no angel. I love a drunk sig. I prefer a drunk sig in Europe because I feel like that doesn't count. Like if you smoke cigarettes in Europe, it's like you're on vacation. Yeah.

I couldn't tell you genuinely, I can't tell you the last time I had a drunk. cigarette in the United States because I'm like so grossed out by them but it is so interesting that now they're in like campaigns and like in girls dumps this generation's obsessed with aesthetic and they're obsessed with trends yeah so like one cool girl posts her with a cigarette then all these girls are going to do it I don't know it's not it's not worth it and I don't know why what they're trying to say like I'm bad like I don't I never understood that like especially because I would credit Gen Z with like not overconsuming alcohol and like I feel like they're high they're in a fucking smoke chain or whatever they call it

no I would I actually think Gen Z is almost better with substances than millennials because like like when I was in my 20 when I was 23 to 26 like I was blacked out and every single weekend. Like I didn't have a skincare routine. You know, like I didn't know. Like I didn't do that stuff. So I think there are good things about Gen Z,

but the smoking thing is, it is interesting. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. So obviously, like, we talked about America's Next Top Model. And then like I literally couldn't stop thinking about it.

And I just like, I see all these clips on TikTok. And then the other day, I'm watching Lincoln Lawyer, which is like my new obsession. I actually just finished it on Netflix. We have such different. taste in TV. I saw Lincoln lawyer. I was like, boring.

Obsessed love. Love. Love the main character. I'm like, no, man. I haven't clicked on it. You know what it is? I love a strong man in a suit. Like, and I'm, you know, I'm sorry if that sounds misogynistic. Like, I feel not feminist. I love a strong man in a suit. Yeah, a strong man of a suit gives me like fucking agita. I don't like that at all. So I'm watching it. And there's like one of the characters, she's like the prosecutor. And I'm staring at her. And I'm like, I know this woman. Like, how do I know this woman? And now my new thing is, rather than like when I don't know something and just like immediately

looking it up on Google, I try and use my brain. I'm like, no, I know it. Let me find it in there. Don't try to be a hero. Don't try to be a hero. Let me just sit and think and see if I can figure it out. I'm literally sitting on the couch. Now my eyes are closed.

I'm like, let me just hear her voice and see if I can place her. You started channeling spirits. I'm like, I know this person. How do I know this person? All of the sudden it clicks. She was on America's Next Top Model. Her name was Yaya. I end up looking her up on Google.

Because I was like, I've seen her in other TV shows. Like I know her as an actress. Like in my head I was like, she's an actress, but what are the other things I've watched her in? Then it clicks to me. She's on America's Next Top Model. She was not in the documentary, but she's a perfect example,

her and Eva, of someone who like did cross over and make the pivot. There's also America's Next Time Model, an actress that played in crazy stupid love. She played the babysitter in crazy stupid love. She was on America's Next Top Model. Mm-hmm. Oh, I didn't know that.

And so then I'm obviously, like, I'm watching more clips of America's Next Top Model and, like, girls, like, talking about it on TikTok and stuff. And one of the things that I think is different than other reality shows, where there's judges, the judges were on a reality show with each other. Like there are so many clips of people saying like some of the most racist things you've ever heard in your life. And Tyra like turning her head and being like what? Where like typically I feel like when you watch a TV show and like even like us, like if

we've ever like been on another TV show where we've done like even going on like another podcast, there is a sense of like. we're both on the same page because we're performing for the viewer. Where that show, the judges were just like saying anything. Like no wonder Tyra freaked out at some points. Like some people were saying unhinged things. And it's like it's her show. So I feel like people are talking about that enough that the judges were trying to make things even more like controversial.

Which you don't tip. Like if you watch Project Runway, like the judges aren't like. fighting with each other for real. Like they're on the same page. They're the judges. American Idol they would fight. Like fake fight, but like not like offensive. I feel like that was Simon Cowell's character.

Yeah. He was the asshole. Like there's a character for each person. Speaking of assholes, I'm watching the Gordon Ramsey documentary on Netflix, which I do have to say. I'm a huge Gordon Ramsey fan. I don't support any of the verbal abuse that he does. but I overall like a grumpy old man.

And he, I don't know why. I just can't look away. Like, Kitchen Nightmares was my favorite thing. And he does employ a ton of people and help a lot of small businesses, but I digress. Very boring documentary. It's basically, it's like one, he's just promoting, like, a new restaurant. He's trying to open.

It's kind of like a little Victoria Beckham-esque, where they're just, like, pushing one of the things they're promoting. Except Victoria Beckham was more interesting. No, but her documentary was promoting. Whoa. You said it yourself. That's where I draw the line. Okay, Nicola, don't come on to this podcast and they're going to talk about Victoria Beckham like that.

You just call me Nicola? Who's that? Nicole is the daughter-in-law. Oh. Keep up. But that's what ultimately why I think I love RuPaul's Drag Race so much is that it's not entertaining because people are mean, even though. people are mean on it it's funny it's comedy everyone's laughing at themselves and at the end of the day it's about love and acceptance and loving your neighbor and loving yourself so anyway with that

said um not happy with men's hockey tell because i'm like sure yeah for sure i hate them too basically they win the president calls them well actually the fbi head of fbi is drunk with them on speaker phone. He had better things to do. Yeah, he's partying with the men's hockey team. In Italy? In Italy. In the locker room. They're all drunk. I think there's a lot of problems going on here in the Americas. And they're not in the champagne in the locker room in Milan. I'll tell you that right now. Seeing like all the men celebrating and then a man be like, let me show you, I know the president, and then get the president on the phone and the president being like, I'm going to fly you guys everywhere. I'm going to treat you great.

I'm going to fly you here with everyone. And then he's like, and I'm going to have to invite the woman's team or I'll probably get impeached. And I'm not even mad. Like, yeah, the guys laughed. Some of them are probably assholes. Some might have just been nervous. And it was like a subtle jab.

Yeah. It hurts so much because that's what we actually deal with every day. It's not like a big, aggressive. It's the subtle things that people say. the women's hockey team by the way they've been more consistent than the men's hockey team been winning a medalist I did the math since

1998 and these women get paid 30 to 50k now they're at 80K but they had to have multiple jobs they had to raise their children they had no resources they had like no assistance they're on their fucking period they're fighting the patriarchy and they're

still succeeding wait is the men sorry for like yeah I'm not like a big hockey fan either but someone did a video i think it was like Caleb harran where he was like i wish they had like a talk show and it had one person that knew nothing about sports i could ask the question which i get that's so smart question the guys that are on the men's Olympic hockey team for the united states of america are they all on professional teams year round they're they're the best americans in the n hl and the n hl is making millions of dollars millions of so their only job is hockey

Yes. And they lose every. The women are in a small league. And by the way, not to like name drop, but the captain of the USA women's team was one of the greatest of all time, Hillary Knight, played at the University of Wisconsin Goobyedger's when I was there. And the women's hockey team won every national championship when I was there. And the men's team like didn't. So I just remember thinking these girls were like so badass because they're playing a sport while skating. Yeah.

It's like think of basketball, but skating. Like it's crazy But the thing is They love the game so much They're not doing it for the money They're not they're not I don't know what they're doing it for Because it's fucking hard

But they're doing it for some fucking respect And I'm glad the WMBA is there Women's Tennis is there Hockey's next Cause I just Ooh it makes ooh I don't like it Yeah it's just such a like

It's boys club But that truly is every day Like okay I guess like the girls yeah, the girls can do it too. Like a perfect, this is not a perfect example, but the only thing I can think of is like, when I was younger and like I would be playing a game with like my older brother, like my older cousins,

and there were any little like younger cousins, we would always be like they don't count. Like sure, you guys can like play, but like it doesn't actually count in the real score. Which my little cousins would get so mad. Like we count. Like we're like, okay, like you don't. But that is truly.

what it's like being an adult woman. Little cousins are people too. Yeah, they're people too. They're like in their 20s now so I consider them people. I also don't want to be yeah like the butt of a joke by like the people making decisions about our rights. And now we saw that. Period.

Period. Period. No pun intended. Fucking period. Get period all over the ice next time. I hate everyone. I'm just really proud of all the. female Olympians. I mean, Alyssa Lou, shout out to my girl. Did you not see Alyssa Lou? I have no

idea what you're talking about. The girl with. Again, it's sports. And I'm so proud of the girls, but it's sports. So like I'm probably not tuning in. Like, and I'm proud of them though. Alyssa Lou, when she was 16, was a world champion. And she was like doing everything in ice skating. And she's doing everything she's supposed to do. Like she's eating how she's supposed to eat. She's putting her hair the way they wanted to their hair. And she's just being psychotic. She then decides, fuck this, I'm quitting. World champion at 16, quitting. Two years later, she was on a ski trip with some friends and realized, like, this is actually

kind of fun. Imagine if I had fun with ice skating like I'm doing now. And she has this like epiphany where she's like, if I'm so talented, if I approach it differently mentally, and I see it as just an expression of my art that I'm grateful that I can express to the world, I'll do it again. And she calls her coach and she's like, I want to come back. And the coach is like, no, you hate this. This isn't a good fit.

Like you don't want to do this. And she like begs him. She comes back. She wears what she wants. She dyes her hair in these like halos they call him. And the people there are like, you can't have your hair like that. And she's like, go fuck yourself. And she goes on and gives the most incredible performance.

Why would there be a rule about hair? Because they're fucking crazy. Because they want to control women. Yeah. And how they look. Like, how you look should not affect how you're rated in your performance. But ice skating is still like ballet where it's like, is she thin enough? Is she beautiful enough?

Right. So this girl says, fuck you. But she's so confident in love with herself that she's so beautiful. And she skates like the most amazing skate. And all the other girls, she's like hugging. And like, there was just this like camaraderie of girlhood. I'm incredible. Women are incredible.

No, seriously. The top man, the top ice skating man, Ilya, had so much pressure on him. There's a lot of reasons, I don't know why that it happened, but when he goes for his skate, he fell three times and he didn't get a medal. Oh, I actually saw that. And he said watching Alyssa inspired him to treat the sport differently. Honestly, I mean, it goes, like, I still think about like Simone Biles when she did. did her documentary and she was and she called her mom and was like, I'm not doing it.

And the mom was like, and don't do it. Like that, you really have to have that mentality with certain things. Like honestly, like the fact that I'm doing the SAG Awards on Sunday, well, actually, sorry, the actor awards. Like, I've been so anxious because I'm like, oh my God, like it's on Netflix. So many people are going to be watching. If I mess up even for a second, like that's all people are going to say, like, her mouth doesn't move. She's stupid.

Like, I don't know. Just like running through my head. And then today when I was on the plane, I was like, oh, who cares? Like, you've wanted to do this since you were literally six years old. You're now getting to do it. And you're going to be scared the whole fucking time. Like, you love your dress. You flew out your hair and makeup.

I literally flew out my glam because I was like, I don't want to use L.A. glam people. because I need to be around people that I'm with every single day so that when I'm on the red carpet and I look over that like I see Taylor Fitzgerald specifically. Like I need to see her face. Yeah. That actually just like really helped me that girl being like, I'm just going to have fun with it.

I mean, obviously I'm going to take a beta blocker. I'm not a psych. You're like, I'm also going to be numb. I'm also going to, yeah. I always say people don't remember what you say. They remember how you made them feel. So when you do the like public speaking, as just all the girls advice with public.

public speaking, it's you actually being in the moment and not judging yourself in the moment and trying to be in that flow state, which is hard to get to. But it ultimately is doing what you love. Like there's this is so stupid sports related, but Joakovich is like the best tennis player of all time. Yeah. And he was like, I just love hitting the ball. And that kind of like. And that's the kind of men I like. I'm like, yeah, speak your truth and dumb it down, you know. But the truth is like when I played tennis I was thinking about winning I was thinking about all these things I wasn't thinking that I loved hitting the ball I actually didn't like hitting the ball because it represented like fear and bad things to me but now like podcasting going on stage it is what I love to do and yeah when you're when you

love something like love overrides everything which leads me to my next point we love a segue people are mad at me for the way I pronounce anxiety anxiety apparently it's anxiety anxiety And I say anxiety, anxiety, anxiety. Say it again. I have to close my eyes. I have anxiety. I don't hear it, but I love you. I know.

Thank you. I love you so much. I think it's just New York that I say. Like you almost add like a G into it. Yeah. And they were like, I literally got message. They were like, Hannah, I love everything about you except it's anxiety. It's not anxiety.

And I said this to give me anxiety because now I'm going to overthink. Anxiety. It gives me anxiety now. We say a lot of things wrong. Also, people were asking me, and I didn't want to tell them because I want to protect the gigglers from any harm. Yeah. But they said, is Paige doing your spray tan? And I didn't want to have to tell them that you chose your career over my career.

Here we are again. I'll be the villain in your story because I'm trying to put food on the table for my cat. For your cat. When are you taping it? I'm away, yeah, sorry. Saturday. Are you getting a spray tan? Oh my God.

I feel like I'm on RuPaul's drag race. I have to get a spray tan. I have to get a dermaplane facial, which you have to do before the spray tan, because then it takes off the spray tan. And the derma plane makes my makeup look better, apparently. Also have to get my nails done because the blue's grown out. Dide my hair.

Honestly, I have to do it a whole fucking... Being a woman is. insane. It's America's a model. Why I had to fly into LA days early. I'm like, well, I have to get a facial. Then I have to get my spray tan. Then I need to, I'm also getting like a massage the night before that's a calming massage.

First you have to get the muscle relax it. Then you have to get the spa. I have to get Reiki. Like I have to see an energy healer. Like I have a lot to do. I'm talking to my psychic tomorrow. You have to. I'm sorry. Sorry that you're preparing. Sorry. I'm preparing

emotionally, spiritually, physically. Also, no offense, but male comedians will play MSG. Wake up from a nap and their hair will be sticking up in the back from the nap. And it'll be, um, that's that. Maybe if the men's hockey team prioritized anything, they'd win more often. Like, it's not our fault. Don't take it out on us. Anyway, the woman's hockey team, you're invited to hang on.

Like, where are we going with them? You can come to any galley squad show you want. Would we support you? Also, I stirred up a little controversy again. I posted my photos of me being sweaty. And it got like, it was really funny. Wait, I saw this. I was like, what are these weird screenshots?

Also, you're doing and asked me anything on the plane? I'm like, who is this person? Grace messaged me and was like, hey, how are you? And I said, great. And she's like, doesn't seem that way because you're doing it to ask me anything on the plane. I was like Someone's got to check on Anna

I know literally What was I saying? You just had a page moment Isn't it like so jarring? No I like you're like I'm speaking And then all of a sudden your brain like just go You're like I don't know like I literally what was I saying Oh my controversy

So again my arch nemesis Threads After bullying my grandma This is a problem with threads We don't know we're on threads, but Instagram, like, puts you on threads. Some girl did a whole video on threads about me the other day of, like, one of our podcast clips and was like, that's not even what that clip was about. I'm like, I can't do thread.

I had a blocker because I was like, I don't. My sweat photos go on threads. And then I keep getting these, like, weird notifications. And I'm like, if I could, if I have any notifications on threads, it's not good. Like, it's never a good thing. I don't even know how to get to notifications on threads. Keep it that way. I will throw my phone into the subway.

So turns out people think, because I said something like, well, I was like, someone needs a new, I said someone needs a new deodorant or something. Yeah. All the comments thought I was bullying a girl. So everyone's like, how dare you make fun of this woman? And everyone is bullying me. Hannah, and that's the opinion of the internet. Bullying me for bullying myself as a result bullying me. How dare you talk to you?

Quadruple bullied. And then the gigglers are jumping in being like, hey, that's, she's making, this is her. She's making fun of herself. And people are like, if you ever speak about another woman this way, you're disgusting vile. And then people are like, that's just Hannah calling herself disgusting and viral. Which, by the way, it is not disgusting to sweat. It means my body is detoxing.

And we know everyone wants a detox. Oh my God. Also, like, check any girls' comments in her Instagram. Like, it's people just being insane. The internet is so scary. That's why you have to find your niche. Yeah, the internet is in, like, a weird low right now. I do have to say.

Yeah, like, I find myself, like, get going off of TikTok and Instagram because I'm like, wait, some people are, like, actually, like, it's scary. It's why I started reading. I'm like, y'all forced me to pick up a goddamn book. That's when you know the country has gone awry. Page is at home reading. She's trying to fill her time.

She's trying to get hobbies. I fucking love scrolling. Wait, someone wrote, someone wrote getting people to defend you and trash you at the same time as a skill that needs to be studied. And then someone goes,

I love that everyone rush to defend you from yourself bullying. I'm out. I'm tapping out. I'm like, it's not for me anymore. It's so crazy. Also, my marriage is... On the rocks?

On the rocks? Because I found out my husband doesn't like fetta, which I thought was a non-controversial cheese. Fed is like an ever... It's universal. It's not too stinky. It's not too bland. It's just like, I thought fetto, I didn't know there was an option not to like fetta.

Look, I'm a ride or die for Italian food. You're just saying, I'm my writer. I get him feda. I should actually add it. I think Italian food is the best food of any cuisine of anything. There are a few things that the Greeks do that I'm like, you nailed it with that one. And fetta is one of them right now. Baclavah is another one of them.

But the fetta, I'll put it on, I'll put it on my skin if I feel like I'm having a rough day. Also, the texture. Like, I don't mind a person who's like, oh, I don't like a Gouda. It's like they're uncouth. but to not even a brie i'm like it's not for everyone but i love a brie and if you don't but it's okay because i know it's a certain palette totally i ordered an omelet with feta and tomatoes which is like my new thing it's i i highly recommend people to try it and he was like no it's okay i don't like feta and there's something about being in a marriage for what are we at four years when you learn

something new four years in my god wait that seems crazy you've been married for four years He's officially the longest guy I've ever been with. Which this is what's weird about getting married is sometimes you marry a guy and he's not the longest relationship you've been in up to that point. So anyway, that's what's going on currently in my relationship. So anyway, that's what's going on with you. You know what relationship people don't talk enough about? Rose Byrne and Bobby Carnivalet. I don't know how to say his last name.

Do you know who I'm talking about? I do. You love Bobby Carnivali. Wait, let me Google him really quickly Because I do know who you're talking about They're together I don't think they're married Which is so fucking chic

But I think they have kids together Aren't? Why don't people talk about them more? I love them Do they have kids together? He was Oh, who is this? He was married and divorced

He is like hot I know I knew you'd love him And you want to know what makes me love him Even more Yeah He is with a funny woman. It takes a strong, strong man to be with a funny woman. It, well, actually it takes a strong man to be with a woman who is beautiful and funny and talented like Rose Byrne. Well, like the center

of attention. Like, okay, perfect example is like, you said her name and I'm like, yeah, I know exactly who it is. You said his name and I was like, I think I know, but let me Google it really quickly. And I feel like being with like a funny woman who's like quickwitted and like can add to the conversation, if you're not a strong man, that will make you so insecure. Well, what I realize with funny women is, like, if we make you laugh, like, if we make a guy giggle, it means they sometimes they feel like we tricked them because, like, comedy comes from, like, the unexpected. So they feel like we, like, we outsmarted them and then suddenly they're giggling and they're like,

what happened? Like, they lost control of the conversation. So when a guy can handle that. Yeah, because men feel like if you're, if you're commanding a room, in terms of jokes. Two men, and I hate when men say this word, but like two men, it comes off like you're the alpha and they can't have that.

Like certain men can't have that. Well, the loudest man in the room is normally has the smallest penis. Yeah. And a lot of men think that like when they are going to get married, they are going to be the alpha in their relationship and like you're going to be submissive. And if they're in an opposite relationship, like men can't handle it. I love a quiet, sturdy man.

Also, I don't- Shut the fuck up, yeah. Talk when it's your part. Like, talk when it's a topic that you know a lot about. And if it's not funny jokes, then show your mouth. It might ask me anything, because I'm an ask-me-any-any-influencer now. I honestly was on a fucking high. I had a coffee, and I was like...

You're like, let me bang this out. It was literally you... That was like your equivalent to being in finance. You're like, let me just snort this out or all and bang out all these questions. How many did you actually read? Like four. I had a quick through. I know you though.

I know everything about you. I was learning anything new. I did stop at the one where someone was like, your favorite lip balm. I was like, oh, she fucking loves this lip balm. Like I knew. I'm like, I knew you saw that question. You were like, been waiting for someone to ask. You are so sick of me, but you love me so much.

It must be a crazy double feeling. So someone told me that on her first. date with a guy, she had a panic a deck, and he didn't know what to do. Or first vacation, he had a panic texting what to do. And she was like, what should I do with him? Now, look, would I love to tell everyone to break up with their boyfriend all the time? And do we do that a lot? Yes. However, context matters. Okay, what were you saying? I don't know why that even reminding me. What was I saying? Um, who am I? Honestly, it's important. You love getting me all rowed up about something. And right before I say it, you go, quick right turn.

because I know if I don't say it, I'll literally forget. I said she was like, he didn't handle my panic attack well. Yeah. As girls with anxiety. I think, sorry, that was really, that sounded like mean, but I wasn't trying to mean. I'm just, anyway, I feel like sometimes men do not understand anxiety and like you can't get mad at someone for not understanding it because men truly understand anger is the only emotion and when it's anything else, they get very like what's happening.

give him an opportunity to like understand your culture. No. Welcome to my world. Welcome to my world. If you do have a panic attack though in front of a guy and he deals with a great, I think that's your husband. If a guy is truly into you, there is nothing that you can do that will turn them off. I think you should have a panic attack on the first date.

And it's like because it's like if you can handle me at my worst and like you don't deserve me at my best, it's a very true. Man, Monroe. Oh. Did Marloreau actually say that one? I don't think so. Wait, did you see speaking of icons, Audrey Hepburn's been cast? Lily Collins, yep.

Did you fucking tell your team to submit you? Like, what the fuck happened? Well, Lily Collins is a respected actress. Well, her father's still Collins. I could tell that Lily Collins was gunning for an Audrey Hepburn role way before Emily in Paris because her style, I could tell, by the way she was posting on Instagram, that it was very Audrey Hepburn coded. And she does look similar to her.

So I kind of felt in my guy. I was like, I know one day she's going to be play her. So I'm actually, I'm glad it's her. Because I feel like you watch a lot of. I feel like. I'm honestly too Italian to play. I feel like you do watch a lot of like biopics where you're like, okay, that person looks nothing like the celebrity.

Or you're like, that's Brad Pitt. Like I can't envision. I'm like, this is not the vibe. where I feel like Lily Collins is the perfect cast for it. Well, speaking of celebrity documentaries or no, stories, have you watched Love Story? Of course. What are your thoughts? Because I feel like everyone's watching it right now.

I'm two episodes in. Usually I would have a lot of thoughts on a TV show about celebrities. For whatever reason, I feel, it's not that I feel icky watching it because I love it. I'm like obsessed. I'm all caught up. I like watch it right when it comes out. But I feel like the fact that she didn't like the spotlight so much, I almost feel like bad. Like I'm almost like, wait, would she have hated this show?

Yeah. You know, but I also think it's an incredible story of like he was JFK Jr. He was like one of the most famous people in the world. Their family was like the most famous in the world. And I can't think of the actresses. name that plays Jackie Kennedy, but she had like some line in one of the episodes where it was like the public has like, what was the quote? The public has, um, in one hand, they're like ready to praise you and in the other hand they're ready to like throw a stone at you. And it's just so true

because I feel like that's how he felt. Like I feel like people were all up in his shit all the time. Yeah. And I kind of. Like I feel, I don't know, I felt bad for them. When he, when he didn't pass the bar and the guy was like, it doesn't matter that everyone thinks you're an idiot. Like, how do you feel about yourself? And it's so easy to say like, don't care what other people think. But when everyone's pointing at you being like, you fucking idiot, at some point, you're

going to be like, because I'm an idiot. And I do think it was interesting casting. Like, he was very, he's like not really, I think this is one of his first projects and he's just like a gorgeous man. like two weeks before they started filming. Really? Because I did. I think they're both very good actors.

I felt like she was way stronger. Yeah, I think she's really good. And people being like, oh, she doesn't, like, I just said like Lily Collins looks like Audrey Hepburn. People are like, oh, she doesn't really look like Carolyn Besat. See, I find, I think she does. She does. I think Sarah Pigeon's a star.

Yeah. I couldn't get my eyes off of her. Also, I love Kevin Klein in the 90s, the style of it all. Wait, hold on. But Calvin Klein is gay. I guess he had a wife if I had a nickel. No. And this is what I'm talking about.

I'm like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You knew though. You knew. There's no way you didn't know. She got free Calvin Klein. You would do it too. You've done it.

Speaking of fashion. This feels like made up because the fashion industry is like we just have to we're running out of animals print and they're like we're doing Bambi. We're doing deer chic now. We're doing fawn print. Like they're going to do squirrels next. Sorry it's it's it's fun February. Get into it. Get into it. It's such like a marketing ploy like yeah I do actually love it like it looks cute. But like they're literally going to be like and it's raccoon march. I saw a raccoon the other day. on the street literally trying to domesticate its own self oh they have thumbs no literally someone was like wait i feel like this raccoon shouldn't be like awake right now it's like 11 a.m in the morning i was that person i was like mom i feel like that raccoon has rabies because i'm pretty sure they're

nocturnal but anyway you're like that raccoon just called uber eats i don't think it's normal that raccoon just rang the doorbell he's like i want to come in Wait, what were we just talking about? Because I was going to say something before you brought back. Oh. As someone who also loves, like I love trying a trend. I actually like the Bambi like thing. My thing is one item of clothing will go viral.

And then every influencer will have it. And I'm like, yeah. Are we on an email list? Where did it? Who even makes it? What is that brand? And here I'm an influencer. Like I should know.

like where'd you guys all get this jacket? Well yeah you'll see something you like and then you realize everyone's already worn it. Yeah and so then I'm like okay well let me just see where it is and then you go on it's like pre-order and it's like okay well I don't want the jacket in June or it's like seven thousand dollars for something that's like nine on. The internet is weird everyone's weird what do you think about hair tucking like people being like it's really cool to put a jacket and keep your hair tucked in like the Mary Kate and Ashley Olson tuck has been trending for 10 years. Yeah, and also you get like a full bob.

I'm really confused on why everyone's like, oh my God, the hair tuck. Because they'll make anything into an aesthetic. Leave Bambi out of this. Well, you know what also is trending? The everyday tiara. So girls just wearing tiaras like on a Tuesday for no reason, like in different fashion week, apparently it was like a thing. Which like I'm not going to take away from women's jewelry.

I feel like it's something you would do. Yeah. I actually... You've done. I'm actually waiting for this to come on trend, and I didn't know that it was happening, and now I need to go on Amazon, because that is so something I could get down with.

Well, did you see Haley Bieber's most recent cover shoot where her hair was like purposely unbrushed and, like, nodded? Yeah. You were like, it's my time to... Yes. Or I was like, okay, copyright infringement. Like... Like, okay, so I'm a style icon.

Actually, I'm timeless. Also, one of the funny things about, like, the Carolyn Beset, like, oh, my God, dress like Carolyn Beset. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Which, like, obviously, yeah, she has great style. But her style isn't trendy. I would say she's, like, the least trendy person ever.

Like, she truly was, like, the epitome of a fashion girl that worked at a brand. But, like, her outfits had to be muted because it was about the other clothes. Yes. But people on TikTok get so like, I can't believe girls are making like videos about Carolyn Beset's style. Like they don't have any. It's like you can't do anything as a woman. You can't like it. You can't dislike it.

You can't try and dress like it. You can't. Like it's so crazy. You can't win a gold medal. No, you can't do anything as a woman. You truly cannot. There will always be someone yelling at you. And most of the time it is another one.

which is like really upsetting to me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Girl-on-girl crime. Anyhow. I have a gripe to bring up. Okay. Actually, I have a petition. Actually, I have a bill that I need passed. I have a bill.

Let's stop putting hand soap next to hand lotion. In public? In public bathrooms, in hotel bathrooms. How many times do you go to watch your hand? and you click the hand lotion. Also, who's using hand lotion in these airport bathrooms? I'm going to disagree with you on this. Because the moment I got a guest bathroom, the minute, I said,

this guest bathroom is going to be so fucking cool. I've got soap. I've got hand lotion. I've got skin care. I've got, you come to my apartment, you go in the guest bathroom. You're never leaving. You're not leaving. You're stealing all the things I have in there.

Nothing ruins my day more than realizing I'm washing my hands with lotion. And then I not only wasted lotion, but now I have like sperm kind of texture on my hands. You know, you and my mom are very similar. Like I gave my mom a bunch of products one day. And she was like, oh, I'm like using this one product, but it's like really drying me out. And I'm like, well, how are you using it? And she's like, well, I'm just like putting it on. And then like, it's drying me out.

And I'm like, well, maybe because that's a face wash. and not a lotion mother and you're putting it on and then it's drying because it's a soap. You're like Kim, that's hydrogen peroxide. Can you just put it in your eye? I'm like, well, why don't you just like read the label? So my thing to you is

why don't you just read the goddamn label? Because they make it look too, first of all, I'm always in a rush. I'm always rushing. And they make it like put it in red blinking lights. The aesthetics always is saying in their next, at least put him, I don't know, put it somewhere else like where I can't reach it because I inevitably will always it's like when

you take conditioner accidentally and you start trying to put it as shampoo do you never do that never never so this is a daily thing for me I was oh my god never and I because you want to know what in my shower one row is just shampoo the other row is just my conditioners then I have like so everything has a Everything has a home. It's giving American Psycho. Yeah. No, sometimes I think I could have a little, people could be right. I could have something a little bit wrong with me.

Do you have Virgo in your chart? I don't. And I saw you post your asking me anything that you have a little Virgo in your chart. And I don't. Are you on the cusp? Because I don't see that for you. My best friend in high school, one of my best friends in high school, one of my best friends in high school she was a Virgo and when I tell you her notebook oh I've never seen a notebook like this first

of all her handwriting spectacular her highlighting her outlines she went on actually to be a teacher as she should so Virgo's come in all shapes and forms tell me when it comes to my work not my personal life my work am I not on the ball true like responding to emails having things ready by deadlines that's where my that's actually very true you are very on top of your career they're also a little obsessive virgos like they they're detail oriented you know how like random things i'll be like i need to get this right yeah no you can like obsess i think if you like really went to a doctor you could be diagnosed a little bit with oCD no i fully have oCD any n a n a c h a d ADHD and you have a torn ACL

Wait, one more thing about Carolyn. Yeah. She had to do this character where there's literally like only five seconds of footage of Carolyn Beset ever talking on camera. Yeah, like she had, yeah. So she had to just like read lots of books. So that is also the hard part. I would assume her, their families weren't like involved where it's like she couldn't ask.

Like, oh, what would she like? The accuracy you have to take with a grain of salt for this. And a lot of people are, have like come out. and been like, okay, their love story was actually like super talks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, oh, you know. Stewart, who was on the road with me, told me there's a really good podcast to listen to about the Kennedy men. There's a podcast somewhere.

I'll put it in the newsletter about the Kennedy men. And like, there's lore there. Well, from the show, it really just seemed like JFK Jr. didn't want to be in like politics like it doesn't seem like he wanted to be a lawyer it actually seems like he liked art and like he liked he wanted to be an actor and TV yeah so that like that alone makes me sad for him like I couldn't imagine being born into a family and it's like like how like the royals do it like remember when prince Harry left and everyone was like death to Prince Harry.

And it's like, okay, guys, chill out. He wants to just, like, pick strawberries with his wife. Also, he had this sad moment where he, not to, like, be a Nepo baby, um, apologist, but he was like, by 26, my dad already, like, had been a war veteran, like, got his degrees, had kids, like, all these things. J.P. Junior saying this. About his dad. Yeah.

And he's like, and I'm 28 and I have nothing. and it's like he didn't ask to be put on that like have that kind of pressure pressure and like expectations so he feels like a fucking loser even though he's just living that's why i do have a little sympathy for brooklyn beckham like i do feel a little bit bad for him because i'm like i couldn't i wonder what it's like having two of the most famous people in england be your parents for two like very specific genres of things and then it's people are like and what do you do. Like, I feel like there's so much pressure. Because it's not relatable. People don't talk about it, like how to raise your kids if you're famous. Like, I don't know. Maybe there's like a book that like

Reese Witherspoon is like passing around to her friends. But like, I feel like there's a Google Doc. that Reese is like, hold on, here's what you do. Reese Witherspoon has a Google Doc. She's sending to famous moms on how to raise kids. But it's like there's no like rule book that we know. That we know. We're know of of how to not raise kids who were fucked up and some of them just because if they're really successful nepo babies still doesn't mean they're not fucked up i do low-key sometimes feel really bad for certain nepo babies people are really mean to some more than others i kind of feel like if you were a if you're a nepo baby and no one's heard of you until like you literally do what your job is people are like more okay where like people are so mean to haley beber but i feel like it's because they saw her

in the press like grow up people also don't want to see you trying to get your dreams as an nepo baby like they don't want to see you attempting um and they also don't want to see you say i don't have an advantage from being a nepo baby which like they shouldn't say that stuff which made me think about like hate on addison ray all these people hate nepo babies but then you also hate people who come from ticot so who's allowed to do well I love that. It's a lose, lose. It's a lose lose.

Like if you, so what's the right way to come up? You have to wait for a powerful director to pick you randomly out of a hat. You know what's funny is after we were talking about Cardi B and how she was like on reality TV, I literally got like served a TikTok clip of one of the like male DJs on love and hip hop being like I'll never take Cardi B seriously. And then the edit was like her winning her first Grammy. No, I'm crying again.

It's also like I do think not to bring it back to like everyone hates women, but I do think people are way harder on female nepo babies than male. Oh yeah. Like I can't even think of a boy nepo baby right now. Besides Brooklyn Beckham. It's like I can't think of like one doesn't immediately pop into my head is what I'm saying. Yeah. Because people just like aren't it's maybe it's like not as fun being mean to men on the internet.

I don't know. I find it enjoyable, but I don't. You're like, we should dabble in it. Maybe try it out. Like watching some things on the internet where you're like, you're letting him get away with that. That's crazy. Because if a girl did that, you would have had her canceled four days ago. She would have been done. The steak would have been on fire.

Yeah. Well, on that positive note. And that's all we have for today. We're going to leave you with that just to think about. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us and we'll talk to you later this week. Bye.