Giggly Squad - Giggling about anxiety, peplum, and trish

Episode Date: March 12, 2024

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What's up, Giglers? Gary at Big 4 Wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. I was going to say what's up my Grammy Giglers, but because I'm losing track of the amount of award shows going on.

Yeah. I have to say. Oh, so wait. What was the G word? Grammy. Oh, like a grandma? Like the Grammys. Okay, sorry, I was in the following.

We're off to a bad start. Let's, let's, let's go again. The Oscars? Yeah. Too much for me. I had three panic attacks. Did you watch the start to finish? No.

Okay. I was like going to the tennis channel. Yeah. The second they brought out five people to announce an award, I said, oh, I'm out. Check, please. See, I was jealous that you had watched all of the, what was the reward show before? I watched all of them.

All of the Grammys or something. The Grammys were great. And so I was like, you know what? Tonight's my night. I'm going to sit down and I'm going to watch all of the Oscars so that me and Hannah can talk about it tomorrow and Giggly Squad.

Jimmy Kimmel comes out, he starts doing his monologue. Next thing I know, I'm waking up and they're announcing best picture. And I'm like, hold up the phone. I got myself too damn comfy on this couch. Right to sleep. We didn't text it all during it. The Oscars still got my Nielsen TV rating.

TV was on the whole time. No, I did my due diligence as a good civil servant. Yes. Slaps through the entire thing. That sounds so peaceful though. Yeah, so give me the... So I was going back and forth. Jimmy Kimmel honestly,

I feel like he's been doing it for so long. He was like, what's up guys, I'm back. You're smoking a cigarette. He's like, yeah, it's been a long time. You guys are fucking rich and annoying. Yeah. I think he was good. Like it was fine.

Yeah, I thought it was fine. The John Cena moment was very funny when he walked out naked. Okay. Oh, interesting that you described it as funny. Hot take here, I thought it was so weird. You know what, you're so fucking right about that and I apologize to the Academy.

That was, it was weird and I was trying to pretend I didn't think it was weird. Here's the other thing, I'm deep on conspiracy TikTok, like deep, deep, deep, I can't even get out of it. I'm trying to like re-root my algorithm. You're like, I'm a shik-tok, I'm a shik-tok. I kept getting tiktoks of people being like, I think it's weird that John Cena did that

because his fan base are young kids. Yes. So like that's weird. Also if it's weird, like if it was a woman that would be so inappropriate. Yeah. And then he's also. Also if it's weird, like if it was a woman that would be so inappropriate. Yeah. And then he's also like, the tension was weird. And then Jimmy just came making like gay jokes the whole time,

like how he wanted to have sex with Ryan Gosling, John Cena. For whatever reason, the Oscars last night were giving me eerie vibes. Like it was all very eerie. Yeah. I was like, what's going on? The theater was just big and haunted. Yeah, it was just like,

I feel like everyone's off tonight. But let's start off with the fashion, because you saw the fashion. I actually liked a lot of peoples. Oh, because I thought you weren't liking it. No, I actually posted. You were just in bad mood in the very beginning. Well, I fell asleep.

Yeah. My mood was asleep. I, in fact, missed the moment of the show where I could have, like, gone on my Instagram and been like, I love this, I hate this, but I slept through it. So I wake up this morning, I say, oh, what did Paige think about the fashion? And you just posted a ton of photos with no commentary. Well, I was... And I said, I get it.

I was counting sheep. You said choose your own adventure. What do you think I think about it? I want my Instagram to be interactive. You know, I want it come to play. Those are the looks you liked, you didn't like, like I really did not know what was happening. Okay, well then I made, I did it correctly.

You got beauties in the eye of the beholder. You dumb bitch. No, everything I posted, I liked. Yes. So I, did you see the Vanity Fair after party looks? Yes everything I posted, I liked. Yes. So I, did you see the Vanny Fair after party looks? Yes, I saw some of them. I loved your best friends, Emily Radikowski. Yes.

She looked cool. She looked really cool. It's kind of like a better version of my Lord and Saviour Kim Kardashian's. Kim Kardashian's, it was very similar and Kim Kardashian's didn't hit because it looked like she was poking herself in the chin. A lot of white dresses. A lot of white, a lot of like shiny, light, airy, mermaid type stuff.

I have one hot take. Emily Blunt was wearing a dress called, by the designer, it's called Scapparelli. Yes. Scapparelli, whatever. Very Italian. Which McCall was wearing the same designer, Florence Pio. It had that like, wear was like raised. Everyone loved it.

I didn't love it. I thought it was, I kept wanting to pull it down. Like I kept wanting to like, oh, she put it on. It's giving like when you're so stressed out and someone's like, can you just relax your shoulders first? And you're just like, you're like, no. I thought it was like, I bet she looked great. I thought it was like, I didn't love it though,

as much as everyone was loving it and I actually didn't like Florence's at all. I liked Florence's, but I think that I like the futuristic type vibe. Yeah. It was art. Florence's was pure art. Pure art.

I do like anything apocalyptic or futuristic, which does overlap. I just don't like where we are right now in society. And you see their end or get a little more modern. But yeah, it was giving like spaceship. Like if we were all like, there was a gala and Mars. I liked that it looked like wet. Yeah.

I liked, okay, it's Anya. Who? Who's the chess girl? Anya Taylor Smith or something. Oh, the Netflix, Queen's Gambit. Queen's Gambit. Yes. Sorry, I'm so afraid.

Sorry, no, I should have gotten that. I should have been better. That was an easy one for me to get from you. But it's not Anna, it's on Anya. Okay. It's Anya, I think. Anyway, regardless, that was throwing me for like an hour. So she had a really pretty like mermaid type dress.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I kind of remember what she was wearing. But I do have to say what stressed me out is how they all go full glam into another full glam. Yeah. And that was throwing me because I was like oh my you had to change your hair and the outfit. But is that like your dream night? Like that's what you wake up and you go one day I'll have three outfits in one night. Actually, I would be, I feel like if I was at the Oscars

and I knew I had a second look coming, I'd be like giddy to be like, wait till y'all see my fucking second look though. See, on my own wedding, I changed to a second look and Paige was too black out and I said, Paige, what do you think of this? And she's like, what? And I'm like, it's my second look.

And she was like, move over, I'm getting a spurs on Regina. I was drinking whiskey sour. It's that night. And I haven't ever drank a whiskey sour again after that night. Recipes to whiskey sour. Wait, there was one more thing I was going to say about the Oscars. And now I can't. I do think they were good at like the speeches weren't too long. But I'm being honest, I was really flipping around the channels. It couldn't, it was too regal and it took too long for people to walk up to the mic from the back.

And in that time, I'm like, I'm already on to the next thing in my head. Any celebrities that presented that you were like, oh, there's so-and-so? Jay-Law, Jennifer Lawrence, she had, she's really coming with a whole new aesthetic. She's very much giving like 1950s housewife, like in a modern way. And I feel because I'm an outgoing silly girlie, I feel like she's consciously trying to not smile too goofy.

She's trying to give respect to the fashion community. Yeah, and she's trying to be like, I'm different now, I'm very... And I know what that is, because I'll do that in social settings. I'll come in in the first five minutes and I'm like... You're like, I'm Regal. I'm Regal, I have a lot of thoughts that you'll never know. I might have an accent.

Ten minutes in, I'm like, you know what's fucking crazy, guys? You're laughing so hard, we're like, can see the bag of your molars. I'm puking, shitting, throwing up, and they're like, where was that? So that's what she gives me when she walks into the show. She gives that she always wants to burst out laughing. But she's holding it in and she's like, I'm danting.

Yeah. I'm sick of it. I also loved, oh, and Dez's friend one. Oh my god, Killian. So fun. It is crazy. So Dez is like, I didn't realize how close they were, but like. Wait, they went to college together. And like, that's't realize how close they were, but like, wait, they, they went to college together

and like, that's like such a boys thing. They're just like, well, we're boys for life now. And they just, I feel like Craig does that. Like Craig's like, yeah, it's like Stephen and I've known each other since we were 12. He's my fucking guy. We like met at the gas station. Now we're fucking, he's gonna be in my wedding. It's like, okay, you don't even know his mom's name. He asked me for the time once in the middle of the city. So, it's just so interesting to see someone like, win an Oscar.

Win an Oscar, he was like, you know an Oscar winner. And I'm like, yeah, it is crazy. No, that's insane. But also like, part of me now that I know more about the industry, the more I feel like it's all such like smoke and mirrors. Not Killian's acting and I think, but in just in general like the politics of it all.

Yeah, because I feel like there, this is like, wow. This is gonna get deep for a second. Like in a highway, not like an emotional one. Ah! Then I lost my train of thought. way, not like an emotional one. Then I lost my train of thought. That was the most high. I'm not actually high. You go, I have to tell you something, it's gonna be really high.

And I forgot, thank you. No, I was gonna say, like, it's funny that you, like, meet certain celebrities now because there's like a certain amount of degrees of separation, and then it, like, humanizes them. But I feel like that's the same in anything, like, even in, like, the workplace, where you're like, oh, I'm afraid of my boss, but then, like, when you hang out with your boss for 10 minutes,

you're like, oh, he's a fucking idiot. Like, do you know what I mean? We're like, oh, everything becomes so humanized. I went on all these long drives this weekend with two guys. No, I'm not. With Tracy Coronazzo. Shout out Tracy. We had a drive to West Virginia.

It took five hours. And at one point I said... Wait, you drove from New York to West Virginia? Yeah, because you could fly to D.C. But then you have to drive like three hours. And we were like, let's just drive five. West Virginia doesn't have an airport? What's going on? It wasn't where we were going. Where we were going, there was no, I wore my hunting outfit because I wanted to appreciate the culture. No, I saw that. They loved it. That was really nice of you to do when you were going to their homeland.

But you know, I've been wanting to wear it like every show and I'm like, I have to. But you know, I've been wanting to wear it like every show and I'm like, I have to. Um, but yeah, we were talking just about like whenever it's like human nature, whenever you're doing something, you then chase the next thing. Yeah. And people can talk about like, no, you just have to enjoy the journey and you do, you do enjoy the journey, but it is just human nature to like want it. You have to keep living. You have to keep being curious and excited and what's next.

Like 10 years ago, if we told ourselves like, okay, and this week for work, you have to do this, this, this and this, we'd be like, wait, that's so cool. But like now that it's us, we're like, I'm exhausted. I'm like, I can't rate red carpet looks I'm snap. I couldn't have put a caption on my Instagram stories. I can't do an Instagram story right now at 7 p.m. on a Sunday.

Get a grip. I actually thought about that with Emily DiDonato, the model. Yeah. She posted that she had two kids who went to the suburbs and now she's back working and she posted that she had this like crazy work day of like nine hours shooting and she goes,

back then I'd be stressed about it. Yeah. But now that I have kids, this feels like a vacation. crazy work day of like nine hours shooting and she goes back then I'd be stressed about it. Yeah. But now that I have kids this feels like a vacation. And I was like, oh my God, your mind is so crazy. I saw it take talk the other day and it was like when you're talking to yourself in your head like you're going throughout your day, you're talking to a voice in your head. Do you think of that voice as you or do you think of that voice as someone else?

Okay, wait, it's crazy we're talking about this because I have to admit something, you guys. I had a really bad anxiety attack yesterday slash this morning. Well, what is that? I never do. I never do. Just this morning. No, now I'm gonna cry.

Are you? Kristin, we not just talk about, imagine if we cried on Giggly Squad and we both started laughing. Wait, like you had a legit panic attack? Yeah, and I never do. Like as in physically you started freaking out. Yeah, and then I started fighting with my mind and my mind won.

Okay, I didn't mean to bring this up, it was literally like a TikTok, I was like, this would be fun to ask. This is so weird. No, we're so connected. I'm not kidding. We're so connected, I just can't. I try to pretend I was normal. Is that what you're wearing, a bow? Yeah.

I'm like, I need some. It does calm me, so you're gonna tell the gigglers about your panic attack and I was like. If it comes out. I don't know. If it comes out. But then I'm sitting here and I'm like, I have to tell them, but I'm like,

I'm like, I think I saw a TikTok. You're like, fine, I'll tell you everything. I'm like, okay, well. No, so. Wait, about like, what, where are you? No, you know what happened? I think I've just, I've been like working really hard, obviously, and the weight of the fact

that I'm shooting a special in two weeks, I think I've been really suppressing it. Like I actually, well, that's how I cope with stuff. Like the second I think about something, then it's a problem. But as long as I don't like worry about it, I just like wing my way through life, fling my way, you know what I'm trying to say.

So then I like became aware this weekend that I'm shooting a Netflix special. This is why you were taking long drives. Wait, last night, so where are you when you start like diabolically fighting with your own brain? Um, well I got, if you want to talk about it, I got back on Sunday and I just was like in my own head a little bit.

Yeah. And then you like, you know when you get like hooked on some thoughts that you're like, that's not real. Yeah. But like in my head, I'm like, this is not you. That's anxiety. You're just nervous. I'm just nervous. But Hannah.

But I'm never nervous. But this is like, one, I had someone tell me, and this really helped, when you're doing like a job like this and you're nervous, you should take it as like a compliment because you care about it. Yeah. So like you're nervous because you want to do well because you care about it.

But like anyone would be nervous. This is huge. No, but I literally was like, I'm never nervous. Like the stage is where I'm like my most calm. So then when I was thinking about it and I was just like, okay, now you have to like, it's filmed, it's permanent, all this stuff. And Dez was like, I was worried that you weren't getting nervous. Thank God you got nervous. But I like, I'm sitting at home and then I posted this thing last night and the gigglers were messaging me because they were like, Okay, it's Sunday night. Like calm down.

The hand is going through something. Did you post a quote? I posted a quote. Oh my God, I gave it to you. The one time I take a nap, the one time. The eighth thousand time I take a nap, something really happened. What is this? No, this is fucked up. What is this? Fucked up. You guys, this is fucked up. It's a thousand times I take a nap something really happens You guys this is fucked up

Let me read it.. This is therapeutic. It's a loud moment. Sometimes you know what? Take back what we said. Sometimes you have to go to quote. Let it out. These are emotions in your body. Now you sound like a reality TV producer.

What's the root of this though? She goes, just save it for camera. out. These are emotions in your body. Now you sound like a reality TV producer. What's the root of this though? She goes, just save it for camera. Are you having a bad time at home? We're going home. Do you want to curse anyone out that's near you? OK, this is fucked up. The portal to every next level is through the parts of yourself that you avoid. So I just need to say more, need to say more.

Thank you for Ney Brown. And then this girl goes, no, people were just messaging me like, okay, like thanks for ruining my Sunday. And I was like, well, if mine's going to be ruined, so is yours. No, it is true though. Like I feel like the only way you elevate is like when you're uncomfortable and then you tackled that and you're dead Here's the other thing Hannah What is like your biggest fear say your biggest fear comes true and you do the special and it sucks

And everyone's like it fucking sucks Hannah's stupid Literally something will happen two weeks later and then we'll soon Netflix and we'll make them take You know like I'll go there with a no I love you so much I think I giggly squad has brought me like out of actually get okay now, but this is a the whole thing I'm sorry Grace's sister is here, and it's like But it's fine. We never cry. I didn't cry obviously, but You're like, can you cry outside that's disgusting? No, Giggly Squad, we're moving the podcast out of comedy

and into health and wellness genre. This is the genre. It gets moved today. So yeah, when I was going through really dark time, I think every two years I have to have a mental break. You know, it's part of growth. So like I was having really hard time in Giggly Squad, kept me through it, because whatever was going on,

I could sit there and like pretend that like my world was just me and you joking, everything was fine. And I do think that comedy has been like my safe space. So then like feeling suddenly like, oh my God, I have something important with the one thing that is my like solace and my joy. It was getting me stressed the fuck out. And I feel like I'm more of a depressed person.

We're all suppressed and then just sleep. Where I feel like you actually cope with anxiety more than me, like you're good at like, like you'll have a black attack. I like it about it all day. Okay, I'm glad that we're here. Cause I'll have a normal anxiety and then I convince myself

that I've lost control of my brain. Okay. And I'm never gonna get it back. Okay. And I need to call 911. Okay. So you- But it doesn't happen very often,

but every two years- I feel like I'm going crazy. So like the last 48 hours of it a nightmare. You're like, I'm losing it. If I sound like a dainty, hurt bird, that's what I am right now. You don I sound like a dainty, hurt bird, that's what I am right now. You don't sound like a dainty, hurt bird, but it's okay to feel.

If I'm like really dainty and shy, it's because I'm going through something right now. So back to my original question. When you hear the voice of your head, don't jump, okay? That's what we're gonna say first. So when you hear a voice in your head. Don't jump, okay? That's what we're gonna say first. So when you hear a voice in your head, so like in the past 48 hours, do you think of that voice

who's saying all these things to make you nervous? Do you think of that voice as you or do you think of it as someone else? So you're not supposed to think that it's you. Right. And there are, I think that you have multiple voices in your head. Well, I certainly do, yes. Yes, I'm like, I think that you have multiple voices in your head. Well, I certainly do, yes.

Yes. I'm like, I've told myself like the voices in your head are like, like something a kid said to you when you're younger that pissed you off, something a parent said that might have made you question things, something a coach said. It's the media, like it's other voices that you've accumulated. Like, you know when we're little and we have no worries, then society hits us. Right. So there are certain voices that I'm really good at being like okay I don't believe you anymore and then like this particular voice is one that like I've been suppressing. That you haven't even like

acknowledged. I don't even acknowledge her because like that's I don't know her. Yeah. And this bitch came walking to my door. During the Oscars. On a Sunday evening. On a Sunday evening. It was like, cannot. And you know when you feel her and you're like, and you feel a sensation you haven't felt for a while and you go, oh no. I don't want to do this dance. OK, so when I heard that, first of all,

I want to preface that I've been in therapy for like 10 fucking years of my life and I've never had anyone put it like this. When I first heard that, when I think of the voice in my head, I think of it as like, that's me, that's my ally, that's who I am. That's your conscious, like speaking up. Yeah, that's like my gut being like,

don't do this, don't do this. And I'm like, oh yeah, she's right. Well, you're supposed to listen to your gut, but not your anxiety thoughts, where they sound the same. Right, it's like, trust your intuition, but it's like, she's crazy. Have you ever fucking met her?

Let her be in your head for two minutes. So I did an insane journaling exercise yesterday. Yeah. Where I talked about the voice. I said she's mean. Writing it down. I said she's a bitch. I said she's a fuggly little slut.

She shouldn't be dressed today. She shouldn't be dressed today. She made out with a hot dog. She's a bitch. I said she's a fuggly little slut. She shouldn't be dressed today. She made out with a hot dog. She's too faced. But I was writing basically like, wait Hannah, this is. Fugg you bitch. No, I had a mental breakdown.

I told you I could feel better. I'm over here sending voiceouts, being like how many push ups do you think you can realistically do? Actually when you sent me that, I was still okay. I had my breakdown. Yeah. Oh my God.

But anyway, so yeah, I'm going through a little bit of an anxious moment right now. And it is just, I just think it's important for the giglers to know because I think that I like, I've worked really hard to have confidence and like belief in myself and at the end they just be true to yourself but I do have like, I think I have a disorder. You don't have a disorder. You're being a human and you're filming a Netflix standup show that not even less people,

I mean I don't even know how to put it, but no one gets to do this. You're so right, and logically that's so right, but then you just like, you're like, okay, then can we stop freaking out? And then your body's like, oh no, we already started. Like the party started. Here's the other thing. Not that I'm like a connoisseur or like, you know,

the academy, I've heard your hour. It's fucking hilarious. Like it's gun. It's not like you're about the like I am so confident in the hour. Right. It's just the doing it. Just it's everything just hit like a physical reaction of like, you know, the heart and the yeah. And you're just like, OK. I feel like it's also probably a little shocking too, because it's like, okay, here's the thing that I'm like, I started in this career and I always wanted to get

to this point, but never actually like thought about this moment because I'm like, oh, that's what I'm working for, and now you're here. So that's gotta be like, wait, I did it? Like now what? Yeah, and I also think I do suffer from anxiety, you suffer from anxiety. And I think a lot of people that suffer from bad anxiety

will like veer away from things. Yeah. I don't know if there's something about us where we like lean into the fear. And I always like to try to do difficult things and challenge myself. But no, I just had a little moment. And I wanted to let the giglers know.

But I do think the voice is not logical and it makes no sense. So mental health moment, whoever's talking to you all day in your head, how to shut the fuck up. But the problem is when you start telling them to stop, then you're obsessed with them stopping. This morning is the first morning where I was like doing something and I was like,

okay, well, I was just taught that like, that's not even me. And then I felt sad, because I was like, wait, but this whole time, like I thought it was awesome. Like we're just like doing life and like you're helping me. And then I realized like, no, I'm by myself. Just trying to figure it out.

I always say, your brain is like a toxic roommate that like is there and you can choose to fuck with her and fight with her or you can be like, you're not healthy for me. The trickery. I'm shutting the door. We have to do taxes and also worry about our brains. Like it's too much.

And I do think it's a combination of like a lot of things where I think I've been running on zero. Yeah, I feel like, not to sound like Selena Gomez, but exhaustion is real. Like no, burnout is real. Whenever I hear the celebrities, you know they're in the hospital from a tour and you're like, okay, that's dramatic.

No. That's dramatic. So dramatic. You're singing some songs that's dramatic. But they're underste you know, like, stop drinking Diet Coke all the time and drink a water. I think there's a lot of pressure and a lot of stress that could like, and I was like really,

I think I was just compartmentalizing it. That was a really hard process. Well, I feel like anyone can get like exhaustion and like burnout because it's all mental. It's not like we're, yeah, no, we're not waking up at 8 a.m. and doing labor and time to do job. And my lower back was hurting me from,

but that's good to know that. We do a lot of fine. I do a lot of fine. But I think mentally you can burn out from any job because you're just overthinking. Yes. Overthinking. So, yeah, it's literally just overthinking.

So the problem is I'm just really, really, really smart. So I'm like, I can see this from 100 different perspectives in a millisecond. And then your brain goes like, and then have to say, I'm happy I'm speaking about it because I feel like a lot of these top performers or top athletes, they have to be viewed as perfect and strong so they don't speak about it. But you'll see them in the hospital and you're like, what happened? They're like, oh, they had a stomach problem. I'm like, okay. Right. And I- Like not showing weakness. Yeah. Or it'll lie about stuff where it's like, I think that performers, when they have a big thing coming up,

they do battle some nerves in different ways. Like everyone is different ways. Yeah. Definitely not. But yeah, so anyway, I'm trying to survive these streets. Okay, well. I love it. I said I got into fight with my brain and I lost.

I literally, I did and I was like, okay, you've lost this battle. I'm going to go to sleep and I'll fight with you again in the morning. I didn't feel that way. I just can't believe you started crying on the pod. That's the first time we've ever done that. Like I was thrown for a second. I thought it was a bit weird doing. No, also I haven't cried in a long time.

Chris, can you support me? Hannah, you want to know why this is so crazy? We are so much. We're so connected. It's actually scary. I was just saying to someone, wow, I haven't cried since November. Was it you, Grace?

It was. OK, don't talk to HR about that. That seems invasive. I'm just like, Grace, I haven't cried. And I cried this weekend. I cried all day I cried this weekend. I cried all day on Saturday. Okay, I think, okay that sounds way worse

than what happened to me. But was it like a good cry? Yeah, no, it was like I got, like I saw my mom and I was just like I haven't seen you in so long and also like my life. And she was like okay, let it out. Yes, and it was like, but that's really therapeutic. It was a therapeutic cry.

I was just like, oh, well actually I was talking to my mom on the phone and I was like, but that's really therapeutic cry. I was just like, well, actually I was talking to my mom on the phone and I was crying and she was like, do you want me to come? And my mom lives hours away and I was like, maybe. No. But I remember when I was living in Queens, when I was like 28 or 29, every week I'd have to go over to see her because I would feel like anxiety building up.

And then I'd show up to dinner and I'd just sit there and eat and be like, thank you. And then I'd kind of feel better. I was crying about it. I think I just haven't seen my mom. No, I'm crying at my mom this weekend, right? And she goes, well, you do this to yourself. You know you can't go two months without seeing me. And I was like, I know it's too long. And you know what? Some of you guys are fucking babies grow up.

Everyone has their coping mechanisms. No, I also don't care because I'm going to be 75 and literally like, I don't know what I'm going to be doing, but I'm going to want my fucking mom. Like, you always want your mom at any age when you're like in distress. Yeah, it's human nature. Also I know things were going bad yesterday.

I mean, wait, look at Kate Middleton. She's literally going missing and you want to know who they see driving up to the palace? Her fucking mom. Like, yeah, get her mom. Something's going on. The springtime brings a lot of stuff and for me, I like to clean out my closet, like refresh my wardrobe, get rid of things that I don't need anymore.

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I was telling you about it. So was like, I don't know what time it is. So you were out for 48 hours, you were on psychiatric hold. All I know is I posted my Thai journalist investigative report on Kate Milton and everything went around. No, everything went crazy. So the... I was going to say the White House. The palace sent a photo of Kate and her kids because it was their mother's day in England, the other day. They sent a photo like, look at Kate and her kids and the Associated Press, like, gets that photo and then sends it out to all of their outlets and then those outlets are allowed

to use that photo. The Associated Press took the photo off of their website and said, we can't endorse this photo because it has been altered too much. And so people were like, what's altered about it? It was clearly, so then it was like, obviously that's an AI photo. That's like not real that they were just like, here's a photo. So then when they took it off, Kate had to be like, as an amateur photographer and it's like, what? I've like edit- Did she take a selfie?

So she didn't even take the photo. Like I play around with editing. It's like, okay, no, that's not it. So something's going on. A lot of people are like, oh, maybe she was pregnant and had a miscarriage or like this was a scheduled stomach surgery. Maybe she really is just recovering. They said you, you're not going to see her till Easter anyway. I personally think something's going on with her husband, like her and her husband, because she wasn't wearing her wedding ring in the AI photo. See, but that's why wouldn't they put the wedding ring if it's a fucking AI photo.

I don't know what's going on over there. Also, like, even if she had surgery, like, it's not the end of the world for people to see you. They also, there was something where it was like, the day she had her surgery, like they went at night after an event and they had like a car that they saw like going to the hospital

but then they never saw her leave the house. It's like all weird. And then other people are like, okay, well she doesn't wanna like be around for two months, let her not be around for two months. Which I'm like. I wanna hear a make a Markos thoughts. No, I was just gonna say.

Get her a podcast. Get her an Oprah right now. She has a podcast. Oh. Or she just signed like a big deal for one. She's probably in a lie being like, oh, so I'm not the whole problem. But also like, can we normalize disappearing?

I bet. Me? Yeah. It's like, I have a new bill to pass. You can disappear for a couple days. Well, that's what J-Law did. That's what Anne Hathaway did. Yeah.

No, honestly, it'd be so shi- It's like, because you have a husband, you can like disappear. Even if you don't have a husband, you could disappear. Okay, I'll come. Okay. Actually, like J-Law doesn't have an Instagram. Someone else doesn't have an Instagram

and I was like, ooh, that's fucking cool. Yeah, but. But I have, I'm addicted to posting and I love my Instagram. What do you think is gonna happen if TikTok legit gets banned? Like where am I gonna get my- Oh my god, I was compartmentalizing that.

Oh my knowledge. I was compartmentalizing that. I've diagnosed myself with like three different things this weekend, like how? I'm don't, everyone keeps telling me it's not gonna happen so I'm just not even thinking about it, but also like everyone's about like free speech and then you're like taking away something

that's giving free speech. I'm not getting into the drama at all, but like. That was so political. I know. This is a mental health point. Fuck it! Wait, I know it was really bad yesterday because I Googled how to process an emotion.

Hannah? Hannah, like how to speed up the fucking process? Just, I was like- It's not a cake that you're putting in. I was like, maybe I don't know how to process emotions. So I Googled it and I was literally trying to read like, okay, how do we process an emotion? And then I was like, what is an emotion?

I would love to know what Google said. I blacked out, like I was, I couldn't, actually let's see what they said. Here's the other thing, I feel like I can process emotions because I can never identify what emotion I'm feeling. Yeah. Because they're like, how do you feel about it? And I'm like, I don't know.

This is why, the first thing it says, draw how you're feeling. I said, fuck this. That's make a gratitude list. Okay, punch a pillow. Okay, Gary. Okay, toxic masculinity. Scream, let a pillow. Okay, Gary. Okay, toxic masculinity. Scream, let yourself cry, I said check.

Rip paper into small pieces. What the? That would annoy the shit out of me. I wouldn't like that, because then you just have to put it on. It's like, it's basically make a mess and clean it. Vent, okay, that's what I'm doing. Gossip.

I'm gossiping. So anyway. Get a voodoo doll. The one thing that helped me in my darkest time, I'm being so dramatic, I'm doing gossip gossiping. So anyway Kind of voodoo doll the one thing that helped me in my darkest time I'm being so dramatic. I'm sorry. No, I love it. Is that not everything nothing is stagnant. Yeah, time is a construct But like however you feel it never stays the same and I think anxiety stems from you thinking it's gonna last forever bad times Don't last but neither do the good time Nothing lasts forever, including us and existence. Strong people, no, what is that?

Shoot, I can't even think of that. Exurge is blessed. Okay, what the fuck else did I write? Oh, I have an update. Yeah. First of all, we were calling Trish Cyrus, it's Tish. Trish is better. Here's the other thing, Tish is Trish Cyrus. It's Tish. Trish is better. Here's the other thing.

Tish is Trish. That's the same person. Like, come on. Oh yeah, someone said it's, okay. Oh, Tish is short for Patricia. Your mom said that. She said we were all so idiots. She's like, sorry.

She didn't judge your mom, though. She was like, sorry. I thought that was common knowledge. She knows I thought I raised you better. So Patricia should be Trish, not Tish, because then it's Patricia. Right. That's just Gromab.

That's the same name. So we apologize about that, but like, I feel like that hasn't gotten better, that drama. That hasn't gotten better. No one said anything. Everyone's like freaked out about it. The silence is deafening. Someone, I think it was Tefi, was like,

can someone just, can you speak up Trish? Yeah, just say you didn't. Just say something. Yes, case one thing. Cause now it's getting bad. But this is the thing, Zaddy's, I get it. I get it. Yeah, but also like,

putting it like, I, here's what I always like to do in, well, because I have to do it because I have a boyfriend. So you have to like explain things at a fourth grade level. Okay, that'd be like if I, you know, like I get to put it. Wait, that happens so much with the male brain where you have to be like, okay, imagine if I did this to you. I'm like, okay, here's a blank piece of paper. I'm gonna, this, I'm here.

Okay. So like, well, I always try and do that. And like, when I think about this, he takes snacks. I'm like, this, I'm here, okay? So like, I always try and do that and like when I think about this. You do it with snacks, he takes snacks. I'm like, this cheese, it's me, okay? Someone goes, Mwah! Mwah!

Mwah! Make eye contact, keep eye contact. Doing the tish-trish thing, like with my own mom, I'm trying to like put it into perspective. I would beat my mom's ass, I feel like. Gotta be like stop. Well it also just. Like you're embarrassing me.

Well this is the difficult thing. I want my mom to think that my man is attractive because if your mom thinks your man's ugly that's embarrassing. Yeah but not to this level. But not to that level also. Just there's no boundaries with no respect. I wonder who made the first move. But regardless if he made a move on her I'd be like

if I was the mom, if I was Tish, you made a move on me. I'd be like, if I was the mom, if I was Trish, you made a move on me. I'd be like, okay, first of all, my name's Tish. So I can all, like, that's creepy. And then I call my daughter and be like, your man is a creep, he's hitting on me. And like, there's just more, there's so many men in the world, you guys.

There's so many. No, literally. Like there's too many. There's too many men. the world, you guys. There's so many. No, literally. There's too many. There's too many men. No, there actually is. And like, every time I've ever been annoyed at a man, I've literally just been...

What? Why are you guys laughing? You go, this is my high thought of the day. Maybe we should start something. You don't want me to start something. Okay, I won't start it, but I'll shut it down. Speaking of start something, I'll end it. I'll end some shit. I thought of doing a meditation app.

Wow. Did you call Melissa would help do this weekend? I was just close. I was the only miss, hello it's emergency, Melissa would help. You said you I was supposed to. I was the Emmy Miss... Hello, it's a emergency, I'm always at my help. You said you'd be there when you need me. No, do you know who I did call? JG, what one? Cappy Bernstein, and we did tapping.

If you Google the yoga retreat, that's when I'm really gonna call your mom. I mean, you've told me you wanted a silent meditation retreat, I've never done silent. Okay, so when I'm going through a hard time, it's weird. I'm not trying to compare our traumas, but I do have to say, I was, so I turned on a YouTube meditation. I was just so corny, like I started laughing because it's like, you are everything the universe wants you to be.

So I think what I'm gonna do when I get out of this, cause I'm still in it, I'm deep in it. Yeah, you're here. When I get out, I'm feeling free again. I'm gonna do a meditation app of like what you like normal, like, or like kind of funny. Yeah, like it's not that bad. Your brain is lying to you, she's a cunt.

And you're also gonna start to rap, correct? You're that bitch. Hannah, I love this. Our Patreon's just us meditating, just doing guided meditations, but it's just like, so stupid. I feel like Iggy Swad is a guided meditation. I was making a Nutella sandwich,

and we're like, this calms us down. You grab a slice of bread and... The problem is the more you try to cum result down, the more it makes you not cum. The last time I had a panic attack was like a legit panic attack and it was from my own brain. It was the night before I was supposed to leave for Mexico with Craig and I like legitimately convinced myself I was getting kidnapped and I had a full on panic

attack and I called him in the middle of the night and I was like, I can't go. Like I can't physically leave my apartment. And he was like, calm down. You know, like just don't think about it, you're gonna be fine. I'm like, yeah, that worked. I gotta go. He goes, I just beat up every kidnapper in Mexico. Also, you've never been kidnapped and you're 31.

So I think your time's over. So how long did it take you to feel better? Like how long did it take me to come out of that physical situation? Probably like a couple of minutes. But like mentally, probably like 48 hours. Yeah. So that's where I'm at right now. Cause then you're just like,

your energy is like low because you actually just used so much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I have an update on my period, everyone. Oh yeah. Upstate on my menstrual cycle.

I know you guys are waiting. Is the period in the room with us? Because you don't have her. Certainly not. I went to my doctor. Here's the other thing sometimes doctors like I almost feel like it's a bit. Yeah, I'm like wait a minute Are you tricking me cuz she came in she's the nicest honestly, and she was like yeah, look We don't know what's going on I'm like, I don't know what's going on. What do you think is going on? I'm like, I don't know. It's going on. That's why I'm here.

That's why I signed in, gave you my insurance card, and I sat here and waited, because I don't know what's happening. And she was like, I know you don't want to go back on the pill, but to get your period again, we can either do one of two options, give you this antibiotic that you take for seven days that induces your period, or you can try this vitamin.

And it's like not, the other pill I guess, is like for people that are trying to get pregnant, so you get really fertile. But also this vitamin is too, so that's kind of freaking me out a little. I just ordered it on Amazon, I haven't taken it yet because I'm scared a little bit. Also the fact you can get it on Amazon

freaks me out a little bit. No, and then I was like, and I was like, okay, like how do I take it? Like what do I do? And she was like, I was like, how long do I take it for? And she was like, um, I guess like forever. And I'm like, wait, what's happening?

And then she gave me like a pamphlet. And she was like, you can read about it. And I was like, I don't want to go to medical school. Like, that's why I'm here. Didn't you read about it? No, I go, give me a fucking spark notes right now. I'm like, I don't know. This is because we don't know enough about the woman's body. No, we don't know anything about it. And I'm like, okay, so what is even happening up there?

Like, should I go get an ultrasound? She was like, no, I don't think you need one. Like, just take this for a couple of days, see what happens. No, growing up is realizing the doctors actually don't know anything. Yeah. And sometimes you have to like go to multiple doctors. And I feel like there's a lot of OBGYNs

that are gigglers and just like a lot of like smart people. So she told me to take this vitamin called Burburburine. Bur... Burberry? Burberry? Burberry? Oh my God, I love that store. She's like, take a bunch of blueberries. Go to Soho, go to Burberry.

And just get a purse. So I don't know, I have to say. I was obviously on ZocDoc looking for doctors. I was like, what? No, I was like, bro. I didn't know what it was for. I've done that one time too and I've emailed. I'm like, it's an emergency. Can I please make an appointment for this week?

And they like immediately got back to me and they were like, if it's a real emergency, go to the hospital. I'm like, okay, that's dramatic. I just want to like be. Now you're projecting. I just want to like see if I could get an Oscar. Like, yeah.

No, so what happened is I searched for just, I'm like, Dr. New York City and Dr. Ike, with my insurance. The first girl that pops up is a girl that I went to high school with, and I said, absolutely not. Absolutely not. And then go, oh my God, am I the age

where my friends are now doctors? No. And then I was like, I know this bitch, she's not okay. No, it's that, it's really scary. Because you realize that doctors are humans. I know this girl. Yeah.

She's not a doctor. I literally, not that I'm ageist at all, especially not to my own fucking age. I like was in like a work thing and I was like, are we sure she can do it? She's like in her early 30s. And then I was like, oh my God, people say that about me.

Like, and I was like, I take that back. Obviously, Sheik is qualified for this job. Like I would be also called. Well, you're becoming aware of your own ageism and misogyny internally. And here we are. We're growing. We're learning.

We're changing. We're growing. We're learning. We're changing. Just like my French nail bed that's been growing. Hannah, we have the same nails right now, honestly. I'm no nail polish. I'm no nail polish. I did no nail polish for two weeks.

It looks cute. I'm just trying to get them somewhere. Yeah. Get them to a space where they're comfortable. Same. Yeah. You can get anything you need with Uber Eats. Well, almost almost anything.

So no, you can't get an ice rink on Uber Eats, but iced tea and ice cream? Yes, we can deliver that. Do you like me when I'm weak? I actually don't, no. It gives me the ick. No, I'm giving myself the ick. No, you're not giving me the ick. It, I'm giving myself the ick. You're not giving me the ick. It's not that I don't like you when you're weak. I'm not used to you being weak. Like, I feel like...

I'm gonna cry. I feel like you're someone that... You're the one that was holding us up. What are we gonna do now? I'm like, okay, well now we have no foundation. We're every ship. I'm like, it's Giggly Squad even a podcast. So we're going to, what's happening?

You don't have to leave because I have a lot of responsibility on the handle. Well, I'm glad you feel better after this because my anxiety is sky high. OK, everything's going to come crumbling now. This has been great. I feel good now. I do this honestly.

I just trauma. I think I trauma dumped on you guys and I apologize That's that's what it's for. Do you have it out? Put it in the book But I you ever like leave a conversation you're like, oh now I just caused all these issues in their life That's really my mom like my mom's having a great day, and I go yeah, oh And then I'm like thanks mom. Bye sometimes I'll call my mom and try and be like I'm like, I don't know. And then I'm like, thanks, mom, bye. Sometimes I'll call my mom and try and be like, I'm like, be an adult. You know what, don't put this on her.

She's got so much. And she's like, what's going on? And you're like, nothing, what's going on with you? And she's like, Paige, you OK? And you're like, OK, since you asked, I'm actually not. Hey, I'm. That's what I was like, hi. Hi. How are y'all doing?

I'm just telling a story and then I'm just like, I'm sorry, I'm just having a really hard time. Wait, but don't you feel like, like, okay, if I were to have done this and like called my mom crying, I'm like, I'm just like, I'm just really stressed out. Like in high school or college, my parents would have been like, okay, like you can feel sorry for yourself for an hour,

get it together. Now that I'm older though, it's almost like they're more like, my dad treats me with like literal kindergarten gloves. He's like, are you, how are your emotions today? Are you feeling stressed? Anyway, I wrote about peplums. I wrote no peplum, please.

No. I'm so into the peplum please. No. I'm so into the peplum. I'm very excited it's coming back. I think it's very cutesy. Okay, that's where me and you differ because you want it cutesy. I don't like when things are too cutesy unless it's a bow that you're then ironically wearing.

I'm wearing a bow. Okay, but I'm gonna cry. Well, I'm crying. Something, did you see Gabrielle Union, her outfit for the Oscars? Yes. Okay, not a peplum where it like poofed out, but like longer top, longer pants. I feel like you would look very good in that style.

Not to argue with you, and I totally respect your opinions. My torso is so long. When I wear a long shirt, it looks like, I look like Winnie the Pooh. But what if you're wearing like a flare longer pant? Maybe. I do like the idea of peplum because you can bloat. 100%.

It's made by someone who bloated. It was made by me. A bloater. A bloater. But I don't, I kind of like to show my waist. Yeah, you like to cinch and I. Because then I feel like to show my waist. Yeah, you like to cinch and I.

Cause then I feel like I lose stuff. I just feel like peplum is not feminist. It's homophobic. Also, I was just calling things homophobic that like clearly can't be anything. It is my favorite trend on TikTok. I realize my sunglasses are slanted on my face. And then I was like, are my sunglasses cheap? Because they definitely were not made with love.

They were like $3. You're in a fragile state. I'm in a fragile state. I hate saying this. Could your ears be off? Like, could your head be off? And because I'm in a fragile state, that's the first thing I thought of. I said, you know what, it's you. It's not the, it's you because you've been the issue this whole time. And I think my ears are off. Really?

I think my ears are off. I just, I don't think they are, but I feel like I've never seen you with a not-sense. Wait, I feel like I've never seen you with a knot. Wait, so every time we're sunglasses you're like that's tilted. I think like a smidge. It's like basically your ears in my orbital bone are fucking everyone's day up. No, and then it doesn't match with my widow's peak. That's supposed to be centered. I think my ears are, one of them is a little higher. I think my ears are, one of them is a little higher. So we're gonna have to do custom Chanel shades. And that's what. Or just live this slanted life that we lead.

Wow. What else is going on? I mean, what else is going on? I'm so interested. Oh, I wrote down Courtney and Kendra, but that was supposed to go in the tish-trish thing because it's like That's also the same name. Oh Courtney and Kendra the same name. Yeah, like that's the same person Amanda and Chelsea. That's the same person. Oh

Yeah, like Jennifer and Stephanie. Yeah, what do you think is like is like the the Hanna Hanna? I feel like my like Paige and Sophia, that's the same person. That's the same person. Paige and Jennifer to me are similar. Oh, so rude. That's rude. Do you ever meet someone and they tell you their name and you go, that's not your name?

All the time. And then, so I- Like Grace now is cannot, is not in my head, not Grace. It's Grace Battle. Oh, Grace Battle. Like I don't, I can't say. No, but you know when like this girl's name is Brooke, but I fully introduced her to everyone as Chloe.

And that sounds better. Her name is, that girl looks like a Chloe. And she goes, my name's Brooke. And I go, not to me. You know, once your brain decides it, and then later on I just kept being like, oh, Brooke. And you're like, here's the thing, me and my brain right not to me. You know, once your brain decides it, and then later on I just kept being like, cluck cluck cluck cluck. And you're like, here's the thing,

me and my brain right now, enemies. And she's telling me Chloe, and I really can't go with anything different right now, I'm in a fragile state. I can't speak back to her right now, she's in full control. Sorry, we're not speaking at the moment. And that wasn't me, that was my brain.

But yeah, I will, once I decide someone's name is not their name, I can't see them as their name ever. But sometimes parents make mistakes. Yeah, like people, it's like the same when you have someone in your phone as like, oh, where you met them, then in your head, you're like, that's Matt Bodega. Yes.

And that's just his name. Or you misspell his name in your phone and you're like, he's misspelling his name on Instagram. Right. It is very difficult too when like, I don't know. Or you misspell his name on your phone and you're like he's misspelling his name on Instagram, right? It is very difficult to when like I don't know like Austin Crowley my phone will always be Austin's belt The correct way He's a to me. He's always curl the warrior king. Yeah. Oh, wow. You go. Yeah, some people are like their Instagram names Yeah, like my friend Dominique. She's Dom Chacha She recently changed her Instagram name to like her first Some people are like their Instagram names. Like my friend Dominique, she's Dom Chacha.

She recently changed her Instagram name to like her first last name. And you go unfollow. It's for the first time I was like, how the fuck do you spell your last name? I was like, that's insane. Oh well she's Polish, that's like, that's. And like when I talk about her to my brother,

I say Dom Chacha. Obviously. I remember when I took, I decided to make a stylistic decision with my A's. Everyone goes through that. Everyone goes through that. Everyone in middle school is like, what if I did it like that?

Yes, I changed, I actually rebranded. Yeah, I believe rebranded. Wait. Does everyone do that? I feel like in like sixth, seventh grade, you're like, I'm a woman and my A's go like this. You stopped like harding your eyes and you're like, I'm a woman and my a's go like this. You stopped like harding your eyes and you're like, I'm a fucking adult,

I'm practically in college. You harded every eye. Every eye. I'm a new eye. Couldn't get through a goddamn test. That is so page coded. You're like, you can stop doing that. I'm like, it's adorable and my name has an eye in it,

I'm not gonna miss out on this opportunity. You know what's sad, cause these a's are not writing in notebooks. Are they not? I don't think like in college you guys aren't. Oh, you are? Well, you're hippie. She's writing.

She loves the environment. She goes, I'm attached to the earth right now. She's like, I have a farm. I'm friends with the Amish. It's funny because there's this one thing about me that no one would ever guess. This is my fun fact. I have horrible handwriting, like the worst.

Like nobody, every time someone sees something that I wrote, they go, you didn't write that. Wait, that's so upsetting. It's so upsetting. You feel like they see this part of you that you've been hiding. Yeah, they're like, wait, that's so not like your aesthetic. I'm like, I know, whatever.

It's just like, go with it. And I saw like, wait, that's so not like your aesthetic. I'm like, I know, whatever. Just like, go with it. And I saw like, my uncle like retired and he had all these cards on the table that people wrote. But I just kept looking at everyone's handwriting and I was like, oh my God, this is calligraphy. Have you ever seen someone you don't really like and then you see their handwriting and you go, I take back all the bad things I've ever said about you.

I respect you so much. That's how I feel like when they write something and they use the wrong they, like there. I'm like, ah. Do you know what's a canon event? Seeing your boyfriend's handwriting for the first time and realizing he writes a four year old. But see, that's how I feel about me.

But as someone who knows you to your core, it tracks. Non-sexual thing that guys do that I find attractive is when they write really fast, and it's like scribble. Like a doctor? No, just like, I don't know. It's very boyish. What are they writing?

Probably nothing. Probably like- Where did they get the pencil from? We didn't talk about Just Ken. Oh, I missed it. So did I, but thank God. I think the universe did that. I do have to say, he's an amazing performer because he was in the Mickey Mouse gang.

You were obsessed with the Mickey Mouse club, and I just... They're bringing up one so far, guys. It's so niche, and I love it. I saw Clips. I felt like he also didn't want to do it. I felt like he was like, I think it's weird they asked me to do this, but I have to do it because it's the Oscars and I'm Ryan Gosling and I'm gonna do it.

But like, some people argued his singing was better than most like male pop stars out there today. You know who else is singing is really, really good that people don't talk about? Who? Zendaya. Oh my god She's so good. She's so good at so many things that she I mean It's actually probably annoying that she's like should I have a hit record or like should I be a runway model? And she's also a dancer. I mean of course

One other hot take What was I gonna say? She's someone who doesn't really have like Instagram, well she has an Instagram, but I feel like she's like. Well she hides her man. She's very private. And you just have to see clips of her. Yeah. So I was driving to West Virginia.

This actually could have been when the drama started. I decided to listen to the whole Ariana Grande album. Oh yes, I saw that. I've never done this in my life. Living your best life on Snapchat. I've, you guys. Don't believe Kylie Jenner, it's all about Snapchat, follow Hannah Brennan.

You guys, if you've been listening to this episode, you go, I feel really bad for Hannah. Follow me on Snapchat, it'll make me feel better, because I'm trying to become a Snapchat star. I love it. Because I'm just trying to find something to give me joy in life. So, you know, people are like, I love that album.

I've never listened to a whole album. I have top 40 tastes. Give me the hits, baby, just the hits. I go, I'm gonna listen to this like the story she wants to tell. I didn't even know artists did that. I was like, wait, it goes in order? You're telling us something?

I've never done it before. Never in my life. So she starts off basically being like, we're not compatible, we're divorcing. And then she, and it's very like her like whispering. And you know, I don't love it because I'm like, you're on a grand day. Fucking belt. Give me like, oh, like, it doesn't have to be a battle. But like, don't just voice it like this the whole time.

Like AI could do that. Yeah. You want to hear stomach. Yes. You want it to come from in- Say it with your chest. Yes. Yes. Yes.

The whole album or just this particular song? A lot of the songs were very airy, a lot of them. And it was very brandy. The boy is mine vibes. Like 90s, like very retro 90s. So the song that everyone was like, where the music video has the dog in it, and everyone's like, oh, it was about her stealing the other husband, but it's actually about Mac Miller.

And people were like, I feel like this album made people not mad at her anymore, that she stole someone's husband. See, the press is being like, this is the greatest thing ever, and then you press in the comments, and people are like, oh.

Like stop trying to push it. So there's a lot of PR happening right now. Because the boy is mine song is kind of like, it's actually a good one where she's like, that boy is mine based off of a brandy song. But then if she's singing about the Spongebob, the whole thing, it kind of loses the point. Okay, we lost the plot here. Because you know you want to be like singing to something like yeah, that's fucking hot yeah I Don't want a song about like how I got SpongeBob from another one

No, I don't want it either like when I would listen to her songs and she had just broken up with Pete like I'm into it She's dating Pete. I'm into it. Thank you. Next. Yeah, and then it's like okay okay, but I don't, even if SpongeBob was available and also the last man on earth, I'm not, I'm not investing my time. Keep it to yourself. No, keep it to yourself. Like, and look, obviously we support short kings, we support red heads, we support men in the arts. Yeah, the last one's hard, but we do it.

But it's a weird flex. Weird flex. Yeah, let's bring that back. That's what I think of the album, weird flex. And I thought Yes End was good. I think everyone's like, Yes End's not the best. I thought Yes End was the catchiest. I also liked her Oscars dress because she

brought her whole comforter with her, and she was like, mama needs to come back. Very giglicoded. I liked it. I liked it too. I don't love the hair. I don't love the hair. She's a Brunette.

She's a Brunette. When is she gonna address that she's Italian? What is she almost like? She doesn't. She is not proud of the community? I feel like we should bring a lasagna of rainforest. These are your roots. These are your people.

Yes, I think something happened and she's went awry. Yeah, because I- She's listening to some other voices in her head that are not Italian. Right. I'm Sicilian, I'll tell you that right now. No, but her is a- No, there is a voice in my head that is 100% Sicilian

and she's terrifying. She'll burn your fucking house down. One thing too with Ariana is she had that phase where like she only wore her hair in a ponytail. I loved that phase. But I've seen her with her hair down and she's stunning, gorgeous. So you know there's something going on

that she has a particular view of how she looks, which I get it. I think she wants to look very innocent right now. And the blonde, really pale, gives a lot more innocence than brunette high pony eyeliner that gives like I just stole your man yeah so I think that's also a PR play it's a lot of strategy involved that's honestly above our pay grade yeah we can't we cried this weekend to our mom's no we both cried

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