Giggly Squad - Giggling about apologies, dachshunds, and red witches

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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I just chugged a dirty chai latte. So anything that's about to happen on this pod, I'm not responsible for. And then I'm going to cool it off with a little Dunkin Refresher. Yeah. That's my idea of a fun night. So everyone lock in. Okay. Locked.

First of all, I have to make an apology. We didn't even say, oh, we're going. Okay. I thought this was our preamble, and you're like, and now I'll start. Oh, we're in it. We're in it. Sorry. This week is different.

We're in it. Here we go. We've changed everything. Okay, so I posted my last video, a video with Lulu Lemon, and I was making some jokes, some light jokes, and I made a mistake. And it was a bad mistake because, you know, and you don't know you made the mistake? And then people in the comments are like, how did she not know this? And I'm like, that is so fucking true. I didn't know this.

Do you know it's not pronounced dashhounds? Dashhounds. Apparently it's docksons. hold on no sorry cat people are so confused right now sorry sorry hold on

I feel like this is above our pay grade this is not a bit but genuinely can you spell it okay so this is the thing it spelled D-A-S-C-H-O-U-N-D-S along those lines like close to that

I already lost you after like you were like non-board it My brain immediately went to Seshuan chicken. I immediately was at my favorite Chinese restaurant right next door, and I was like, Kung Pao chicken. Okay, that's what I'm getting for dinner. Side of duck sauce. Thank you.

So I guess I've just been reading online, all the influencer girls, like, writing, like, I got a dash hound. So I was reading. And then I was saying, like, types of girls based on their little lemon outfit, And I was like, this girl bought, got adopted a dashhound before it was trendy. The comments were like, you dumb bitch, it's pronounced dachshin. And I go, maybe we're not dumb, maybe this isn't, I thought dachshund was a whole separate breed. Same.

I thought it was D-O-X-E-N. I feel like there are people out here in the world saying the word dashound. Isn't it? There was Connor and Cupid and Doxer and Blitz. Donner and Blitzin. Donner and Blitzin. What do they have to do with this? I thought that was one of the doxins. So anyway, I'm still confused, and I don't want to Google it, because I feel like that will get me more confused.

But I thought doxen and Dashhound are two different. Okay. Daphne's behind you is like, I don't care about these kind of conversations about dogs. She's licking her own paw being like, I'm over it. Paige is Googling it. This is a job. This is a job. job for Chris who's not here this is a job for chat GPT this is above Google's pay grade

well actually I spelt everything wrong so chat's like um actually this reminds me of me when i tried to go through des's um mandarin phone and I realize I don't understand anything on it dash hound pronounced yeah docson the official breed they're a german dog okay name weiner dog sausage dog okay but bear with me dashhound sounds like a real dog what's a dashhound so whether someone says dashhound dachshin or doshin they all mean the same iconic long body short-legged little dog wait she's been redeemed she so you can call it either i take back my apology yeah i take it back this is why you can't listen to the internet it's lit i'm like i'm not apologizing for that fuck off I take my apology.

Bleep it out, Grace. Anything I haven't seen. Anything that I haven't apologized for means it's not fucking true and suck my dick, okay? That's why I haven't apologized for it because I don't know you bitches. But you know I'm quick for an apology. I'll apologize for anything. But this one, I take it back. I take it back.

I rather double down. Think about it again and then come back to you. That's like that meme where midfight, you know you're wrong and you start trying to turn it. oh my god what a way to start the day now I'm feeling myself even more my heart's pumping um my algorithm is full of AI cat podcasters yeah it is cracking me up and I have to stop sending it to people in my life because it's ruining my relationships because the cats are just

shitting on dogs and their owners and it's literally us like the cat will be like our lives have been reduced to such small like dopamine hits I'm like this is really good for my mental health right now if I watch this AI cat coming out of an ice cream machine not to quote stacy orichio erichot I'm not pronouncing it right there's got to be more to life than chasing down every temporary high yeah do you remember that song no but I agree with her everyone check out that song um how how are you what happened to hello how are you i just got back from being under the tuscan sun oh yeah you are in fucking italy you've got to italy twice in like three weeks i just want to say the to the gigglers

that are in my dms being like why do you do this every time you go to italy you say you have no outfits and then you bust out like the craziest looks we've seen yeah thank you so much so much to set the bar low so that your expectation you have an even better day but the girl's saying that i need to chill on my spray tan it's real baby and i'm literally keeping it till november i've literally oiled up all summer for this it's called being italian it's called being italian in it's it was one of i mean i feel like i've gone to a lot of crazy wedding weekends in my day i feel like if there's one thing I've experienced in my 20s and 30s it's insane weddings that I'm like this is crazy this definitely was one of those it was one of my oldest friends from New York so

I feel like once a year I have like this it feels like a high school reunion because it's just everyone I've ever met in New York City ever and I'm like oh this is awkward okay there were many times where I was like actually I think someone's yelling my name got to go I do want to say I didn't take one beta blocker. Oh my God. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm not. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm jumping around here. We will get back to the wedding. Did you see. Did you see that the Wall Street Journal wrote in and? Wait, I'm not subscribed so I couldn't read it. Okay. So halfway through, the craziest part about the whole article, I literally go, when the fuck did I get a Wall Street Journal subscription that I'm wondering how did you read it you realize you've been paying $23 a month I literally get to the end of the article and I'm like sorry who charged my card for this I should not be allowed to read this kind of content I'm like how long

have I had this someone messaged me I was like by the way the Wall Street Journal wrote an article about you guys in beta blockers and I go that's none of my business because I'm not subscribed literally none of our business um honestly i did see like some of the comments and they were like oh like the person that wrote it obviously hates hannah and page but but i read the article and i was like oh i don't think so the only thing that the headline like on the instagram how i saw it was like a girl sent me like the actual wall street journal instagram and it said the pill that women are taking for everything from like very menial things to like your wedding day and i was like Okay, please don't act like we're 1950s housewives like comatosing ourselves because we get a little anxious.

Also, let's not use the word menial and women together. Well, it just, I was. A woman's never done anything that's menial. It went through the whole thing of like. Also, what does menial mean? Like small, minute. Sorry, I got really excited to explain something. I'm like, oh, actually, this one I know.

but basically the whole article was that how like our generation like takes medicine and like is it our beta blockers actually good for you and like will it actually have like a long-term effect of heart disease instead and blah blah and whatever here's the thing if you're getting your medical information from page audi disorder film you got bigger problems okay you got way bigger shit going on also it is non-addictive and it's not like we're not we're telling people talk to your doctor first but like obviously like i spoke to a doctor yeah you know like a grade a professional here's what i will say the reason that i chose to take beta blockers was because i don't like zanax and i don't like anything that does like mess with my brain because i do feel like

i would be someone that would like get addicted to zanax and like i don't even wouldn't even want to go down that road and i take a beta blocker i mean maybe once a month now yeah but I still wholeheartedly stand by it I think they're the best things ever well for a lot of I personally when I have a physical reaction yeah I then get like more anxious and it like adds to the anxiety you know when you have anxiety about your anxiety so beta blockers can like slow the physical reaction so it kind of and also we started it when page was having panic attacks on tour and I started it in support of her in solidarity someone commented it was like page It's just out here taking drugs from anyone. And I was like, okay, sorry I'm a good time. Like, give me a goddamn great. It was her best friend and I sourced it from a makeup artist. So.

If you've ever taken a drug from a makeup artist, you know that it's really good. Okay, so you're not taking, you're off your beta blockers in Tuscany. I literally like forgot to take them because I honestly was like being dramatic. But it was all my friends. So I like actually wasn't nervous. but big crowds obviously it is scary um but it was such a fun weekend it was like how they did it was everything was right on the property so like each day that we had like a wedding event it was like right there so it was like really nice i hate when there's travel admin yeah the weather was amazing um

their after party these are like new york city people these are like born and raised new york city so you like walk up to the after party they had like the door people like full on acting like it was an interactive play and they had it like it was a real new york city club and they had like a rope and they had clipboards and headsets and they like told every i loved it they told everyone like they couldn't get in and we're just like we like know the owner you had to like beg to get in no they literally did a bit like it was a full bit wait that is so fucking funny no it was so fun they had McDonald's with their, like, wedding thing on it. I love that they went to Tuscany to eat McDonald's. No, they had so many, like, amazing details. And if, like, any friend was going to have, like, so many little details, it was going to be, like, this couple. It looks spectacular.

It was just the best. But I'm sad because I feel like now my summer really is over. Summer's not over because we still have our Dunkin Refreshers. And I'm drinking the blueberry refresher. I tried it for the first time the other week, and I was obsessed. And I add lemonade to mine because it just, like, you know. adds a little extra kick but i'm loving this one you guys know i love the mango pineapple with green tea i'm obsessed with it so good not too sweet i get a little less concentrate highly

recommend we were scheduled to record this pod yeah at like nine in person and page texts last night and is like han i'm too tired i can't do nine can we do 11 and i'm like anything for my baby like you know I have your back I realize I'm coming from California so we're jet lagged different ways we're just in the opposite way so you were actually probably awake early I was awake well I had fucked myself on the plane I slept the whole plane ride so then when I landed and I got home at like 6 o'clock I'm wired like I'm up so you couldn't fall asleep so I couldn't fall asleep so I wasn't asleep so I wasn't asleep till like 1 a.m. See I'm being so dramatic because I was in California for three days and I'm like guys I'm so jealous right like I can't mind you um

where was I I was in no I was in Vancouver Sacramento how was that and Oakland's that is far Vancouver is far as fuck I was in Alaska yeah which is almost in Russia so I you're a penguin I mean, you're a literal penguin. So my stand-up tours officially started, and I'm, like, obsessed with the new show. And the girls are wearing ties. Like, it's so cute. But I, like, walk in the green room. And we don't remember any of the, any, anything, but I walk into this green room, and I'm, like, Paige had a panic attack there.

You're like, hmm. I sense. I sense. made a blocker. Wait, I have something else to say after this. Okay, keep going. I feel like I haven't talked to you in like two weeks. I know. I know.

I miss you. I walk in and I'm like, I miss Paige. And like I take everything. Like at the time I felt horrible that you were like struggling in some of these green rooms. But then I was like missing it. I was like, which page was here? And I was trying to like say things that might make her feel better. I've grown up in so many green rooms.

It's crazy. So it's this like. weird feeling where like standup is so fulfilling because I feel like so creative and I'm like building my hour but then also it's like this emptiness of the green room where I'm like I wish page was here I know I like knowing that you're going on tour I'm like oh my god she has to travel so much and do so many outfits and I like don't envy that but I miss I miss it good this guys the second tour was over page is like when could we go again um it's like a different it's a different level of mental You just feel a different level of accomplishment.

You feel busy. Like you're so tired, but you feel busy. But I am announcing my, this is why I love the Gigglers. I announced like my first leg of the tour, and obviously it's not all the states. Sorry, I keep, like, rubbing my eye because I have, like, Daphne's hair in it. Keep going. That's okay. Get the hair out of your eye.

I'm going to die. Cat mom problems. No, it's crazy. so the gigglers don't just say like hey when are you coming to Toronto they'll be like so you fucking hate Toronto like they're always like so funny and sassy with it and they're like oh cool so you thought about you know Nashville and then you thought no I don't want to go to Nashville so so today I'm announcing the second leg of all the states that you guys are like bitch where the why the fuck wouldn't you go North Carolina um the Toronto girls were really mad at me like they

were like how the fuck have you not done Toronto but I'm officially announcing Toronto I'm shooting my special in Toronto when is that February so basically I have all these months to like prepare for the special is that the last show I have like a couple after because I was going to say maybe just putting it out there like if you were to celebrate after filming that we could go on like a little ski vacation in Canada. Who's skiing? Des.

And you and I can go to the spot. Dez in his limp leg. Sorry, baby. I'm sorry, baby, if you're listening. No, Des is still recovering from his ACL tear. Sorry, I'm just trying to go to Whistler, but I don't even know where that is. Wait, I sprained my pinky in Whistler.

Oh, that's where you sprain your pinky. I'm, okay, but one thing about us is we do rise like the Phoenix. Is there any other way to be? is there any other way i'm like a ball i bounce i go down i go right back up they try and push you down you're gonna get back up so i will do skiing but only with you okay because does gets too intense okay so then maybe it's this winter we take a break no that's not our that's not our style it's not for us this winter though maybe just i'm down we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see what were you gonna say before you got attacked by daphne's hair in your eyeball and you blinded yourself anytime i go away

I get my period. It's like clockwork. It's one of the craziest things. And the only reason why I was excited for it was because I could feel my boobs getting bigger. And I was like, my dresses need boobs this weekend. So like I, so whenever you want to come, absolutely rip it. Literally the day I get there, my period comes. I'm like, perfect.

I have it all weekend, Sunday. And usually I'm like, after I froze my eggs, my period. period actually used to be like a full six to seven days it kind of cut down to like a normal three to five that's amazing yeah lovely obsessed with it so sunday night is the there was like that lunar eclipse where like the full moon and it was like this like hasn't happened in however many years so i'm on tic-tok and i get a tic-tok that says if you have your period right now you're a witch you're what they call a red witch which means if you're bleeding all of your enemies are bleeding now too and so i was like oh my god if my enemies are having a really horrible weekend i want

to know can you please check in with me wait i just envisioned you alone in your hotel room like no i'm literally like i was so excited i was kidding over it i know I knew you're a witch. Like, we know. Like, tell me something I don't know. They're like, you're such a witch that actually you're, like, releasing things that didn't even have to do with you. It's generational. Like, you're helping your ancestors.

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pod not to brag i have a friend um who like i know like kind of okay but recently we like got into like a good chat and i find out she just casually dropped she's like you know when i'm drunk i like can tune in and I'm like stop and stop right there yeah tune into what I take back all the bad things I've said about you what do you mean by this and she's like me and my aunt like can tap in if we if we want to and she's like and I can only do it when I'm drunk and I'm like who are you tapping tuning into and she's like when I get drunk like I feel things She's like, I feel on the, she said on the left side, I feel like it's either an older person or a regular person or a regular immediate, whatever. Yeah, middle age.

A normal person, a wacky person, or a kid. And then she like will feel things. Like if someone like, like she was like around someone and she felt like an older person and she felt like water and she was like, hey, I feel. like water my ankles and I feel like an older person trying to talk to me and they're like my grandpa died in a boating accident wait Hannah this I feel like I should like do a one-on-one with someone that could help me I think I could also do that if I honed in on it so I googled it for her and it basically says like when you're drunk it tunes out the noise like you're less you lose your inhibitions and you're just like not overthinking anything because she's someone she's sober she can't

but like her friends would be like get drunk get drunk yeah but she says sometimes she doesn't she feels like she's making it up because it's just like coming to her and she's just saying it and i told her that i watch a documentary about psychics where the psychics all have a time where they go i'm afraid i'm like making it up but it's like true because it's like you because they're seeing things and saying things but i've actually had another friend who when she's drunk this is what she does but like the problem is I was like dude this is incredible and she's like yeah but I can't just be like hammered all day giving people readings it's not like sustainable wait did you see the girl that made the TikTok about angel from um Boston that like all the gigglers go to her now and she like said to

one of the gigglers like I used to have like old creepy men that would come and now my now any appointments are all like young girls and you guys have the best energy like you've changed my whole business Wait, is Angel killing it for this? Yes, I was so happy for her. Okay, so Giggly Swad's a coven. 100% a coven. So DM me if you're another person that like when you're drunk, you can like tune in. Or if you can, okay, I feel like I need to, and whoever DMs Hannah, if you could also coach me, let me know.

Because I felt that way, this is going to sound so crazy. When I got Daphne. Because when I got Daphne, I had a whole. list of names in my phone and when I like first held her it wasn't like I thought of oh I think I'll name her Daphne it was like it was told to me in my brain that like that was already her name like she's telling you what her name is was the feeling I got and I couldn't say that to anyone because they were like you're a fucking by the way guys we would never have these kind of conversations in public like this is a private this is please don't write a page six article about this one

to the public like people be like these girls lost their fucking mind but I as like I have like coach mentality I think because like my grandpa was a coach and um I told her I was like we need to train this and like this is a really special thing and she's like I know but like I have like another career I'm trying to do and da-da-da but she also said there are a lot of people that can tune in you just have to like it is something you have to work on and I was Googling it for her, because people also said, like, meditation can help you get in that trans-like steak that you get when you're drunk. But it's crazy. And now I'm like, what if I get drunk with her and my grandpa doesn't come through? And then I can't talk to her again. I had a psychic tell me,

because I've, like, brought it up to multiple psychics. Like, how do I really, like, hone in on it? And I've had psychics be like, you don't, because you don't really, like, care that much about it right now. Yeah. You're not going to really hone in on it until you have children because you want to be psychic with what they're doing so that's when you'll really be able to be a psychic all italian moms are psychic and i'm like i'm already practicing like no you're not going i saw that it's not a good idea and you're not going speaking of moms um if you haven't watched the catfish texting documentary that's on you now like that's on you um now when i get a mean comment i go Lenora has been acting quiet lately.

Well, now when I get a mean comment, people will just post that lady's picture and be like, this is who's commenting on your Instagram and I'm like, it makes me feel so much better. That documentary actually helped you understand like what trolling is where it's just like, it's a mental illness and people who like are projecting all their shit onto people.

And she was just harassing her. daughter with horrible things but like that's what you can experience online if you put yourself out there if you take a chance if you chase your dream so try to shift your perspective if you're out here chasing your dream in a public way um not to not to read the comments wait i have something i want to bring up yeah since it's like back to school and fall and i i truly do can't wait to get back into like a studio i have like i have a chair that i want to get for us i think i'm done with a table anyway that's not even what I was talking about. Oh, okay. Yes. So I was talking to one of my girlfriends and I was like, wow, my favorite thing when I was little for back to school was to go school supplies shopping.

Like you could have seen my type A then because I was so particular on like what color went with what and like what was my vibe that year. What was my theme? Like what was like my backpack had to go with like I was very crazy about it. Like my mom had to go into multiple stores. buy and return it wasn't the vibe we did that two years ago you're like florals for spring groundbreaking next door i mean i definitely was a monster so i'm like talking to my girlfriend and i'm like oh when do you have to do like all the back to school shopping and like and she was like oh no like it's not like that anymore and i go pardon and she goes you can just give the school like a hundred dollars and they get all the stuff no and then like everyone has the same thing and then like there's no like back to school

shopping it's just like you pay dues and you get your stuff and i go is there no individualism in school supply shop like i was i was like but what if you don't want to do that what if the color scheme is not like i was like what if they make science blue when that's clearly green math like science is green though right yeah well science is green one more thing about psychics do you ever see a psychic be like um hey tell me what color i'm thinking and i think a color and then they say that color that's happened to me like twice so just everyone treat me differently i got a massage this weekend in tuscany you're so unrelated she goes you know when you're in tuscany getting a you know when you're in tuscany and you're like let me go to the spot you're like this massage won't

hit unless i'm in tuscany continue and they did this little ritual thing where she had like different and she said pick two crystals that speak to you and that is the chakras that we need to work on and you tell me now prior to going into this massage I have this gorgeous cute little Italian girl say to me I know who you are and I go you do how do you know who I am and she goes I watch a lot of American TV no one here knows who you are I watch Summerhouse and I'm like I'm obsessed with you thank you so much we're chatting chatting chatting chatting So then she presents the crystals And so I pick two of them One and so I picked them and she goes They're so you And I like couldn't wait to hear I was like well what is it

One was like your throat She was like well you talk a lot And the other one was my lower back And I was like well I'm carrying everything on my back Like you get it And so we did like the massage based on that I want to invent a yoga pant that has a really good band that supports your lower back like you know you see construction workers

that wear those like it's all for their lower back but like it's very bulky and gross and very manly like making it like so dramatic your lower back hurts but sometimes I have a tilted pelvis and that makes sense is it tilting backward or do you know my pelvis tilt back and I have to always like try and correct it because then my shoulders hurt so my posture is bad so I'm always tilting my pelvis forward and we don't know what a pelvis is I'm always trying to work with my pelvis you were bringing up oh yeah the fall I was obsessed not with the colors of anything this is so us but I was obsessed with like the texture like I needed my pen to be an inky pen and not too inky not too dry but it needed to it was very like see I wasn't a ballpoint girl I was in

not a ballpoint girl it was too messy it would get on my hands see i wanted that i wanted to leave feeling like i just bathed in ink yeah you like put in the work look at it i wanted it to be slide city as justin beeper would say when i'm writing um because like the feel was really important to me if you didn't have wounds at the end of the day did you even go to school is how you felt you were like if i don't have something to show for it i wasn't learning hard enough yeah i wanted to get home my And I was like, were you in a war? Yeah. And I'm like, yes.

Speaking of fall, I have a style question for you. Okay. With boots. Yeah. Are we doing square toes? Or are we doing pointed toes? I would say, oh. Because I've seen some stuff online.

The girls are trying to push the square. And as you know, I have nubby feet. So I was like, oh, I liked the point. You know, it's funny. because I feel like when I was younger, every season my mom would, I would always hear my mom be like, pointy toes out, square toes out. Like, that was such a thing in our house. Not our household, just between the two of us.

But she was like, no, we're not going to pointy. Good morning. Are you in or are you out? That was, you know. So that's like a phrase that I feel like I've heard my whole life, like pointy toe or square. Oh, be the same. Honestly, I think both are in style. Like, I just love a fuck-ass pointy, the pointiest toe ever and a big flare gene.

Like, I just think it's so cunty. Yes. But I also think, like, there is something so artistic about, like, a square toe and, like, a really cool pair of pants. Okay. Okay. So, I think it's, like, what the outfit calls for. Like, if you're going, like, if you're wearing, like, fake glasses, I feel like you're wearing square toe, you know, like, she's different.

And she's like, but if you're wearing like caprice, you're wearing pointy. Okay. Actually, that was super insightful. Did you watch the VMAs or see any of the VMA's looks and stuff? I just saw some of the looks. I didn't really watch. I didn't. Not really.

I didn't watch it at all. But I did see some of the looks. What were your thoughts? It's very experimental, the VMAs. Like it's. Yeah, I love the VMAs because you can do whatever you want. And you can like really like make. get your own. I will say, maybe it's just because I'm, we're older now. I just feel like when we

were younger, the VMAs were a little bit more. I mean, we grew up in the era of Lady Gaga showed up in a meat dress. Yeah. No one's doing that. Well, there's this whole concept of like Gen Z's worried about being cringe, which I didn't know. I didn't know about this. And I get all these TikToks being like, don't be afraid to be cringe. Do you want to know why? Because people are so much meaner now well also if you think about it back then you didn't look at a lot of photos of yourself and i'm talking about like like pre-facebook like yeah do you realize teenagers like occasionally you'd see a photo of yourself right now our whole lives is looking at photos of ourselves like that's not meant to be so i think yeah and then yeah like everyone's producing videos in themselves

So I guess it is easy to start, like, being mean girls about the content. I mean, the concept of, like, trolling hadn't, like, happened yet. People were more skeptical to, like, leave a mean comment because there were so few comments. And, like, everything was traced back to you. Like, you weren't, people didn't have, like, fake Facebooks yet because it, you literally had to be attached to your school. You had to prove that was you. I just feel like there needs to be some type of regulation of, like, anonymous things.

In some positivity of women supporting women, which we're trying to do, can I say a person I think I want to break through? Break through what? Like pop culture, like VMAs. Yeah. Rebecca Black. I don't know who that is. Okay, that's the first problem. Okay.

Sorry, I'm a ripe, I'm almost 33. No, this is why you should know who she is. She's saying, Friday, Friday. I do know more. Okay, so if you haven't checked her out, she has had, I don't want to say rebrand because it's called she grew up. Yeah. She's giving, like, you know how Addison Ray showed up to the VMAs with like the coolest,

like, perky breast bra thing that everyone was like, that's weird. She's such a tryhard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. fake whatever like the pointy yeah yeah the which now like mu mu's doing in their latest campaign not to be a fashion girl obsessed with you meo um Rebecca black in a world's full of like caloric deficit no kill me literally fucking kill me no a wise woman once said to me she said if you want to have a little bit of a fat ass you have to also have a little bit of a stomach did I say And that wise woman was Hannah Leasy Burner.

And I think you said that to me about five to six years ago. And I said, you know what? Thank you. Thank you. Because, yeah, if you want all this junk in the back, you're going to have to deal with a little bit of my stomach. So leave me be. Leave me be. But with that said, like Rebecca Black is one of those people.

I hate when people say you can't go somewhere because of like what your path was to get there. Like Addison raised from Louisiana, obviously she wasn't doing cool indie films in, you know, the Lower East Side to like become where she is. And I hate when people are like, no, you can't get there unless you've done this path. That's called gatekeeping. And it's like similar to me. Like I was in reality TV to now stand up and people can judge like how you got there instead of how where you are. It's like kind of similar to how people hate Nepo babies. It's like, well, what do you want them to do? Just like, like not exist like do you want them to just be like you're right my parents are famous so i should

just never do anything like what do you want them to do when you see like an amazing like for example trinity rodman is this is like getting into sports um tea but she's dating ben shelton who's like the hottest american tennis guy right now trinity rodman hot um soccer girl crushing it her dad's her dad's her dad's Dennis Rodman as she should be the most athletic girl I want that's what I want to see I want to see her don't come bitches playing soccer um she comes from that elk yeah I don't like when Nepo babies are just like it actually was the disadvantage well I think like one of my biggest pet peeves is and I feel like I've been like this since I was little is wasted potential like I would see like my like my other girlfriends who were like better at things that I wasn't good at like athletics yeah and like they would just maybe like not do it or like not want to do and i and i would just be like what are you talking about you're so good like why would you not do this i hate wasted potential so when i see someone who has been born with a leg up already and doesn't take advantage of it i'm like what are you doing so like when i see like

trust fund kids who like their parents have the most money in the world and they literally have never had a job i'm like you're a waste you're a waste like do something start a charity but it's also like do you guys wish addison ray was a nebo baby would that make more sense for you for her to become a pop star if her parents were pop star it's like how is the right way to get someone also you don't know what you want to be so it's like sorry i didn't know what i wanted to be and i ended up on a reality show and then the universe was like that's not what you're meant to do my parents were rich and famous you guys would I just I don't even know I would be insufferable if my dad had bigger hands I would be in the WNBA but unfortunately he does it but he's very funny and very nice and very brave he's a really nice guy he's athletic but he's only about six feet okay um so anyway I think Rebecca Black is really like fashion forward and cool and people for whatever reason are like hesitant to get into it but I think she might pop off

pop off soon but yeah people love an origin story to be but like they like to control the origin story of people like it has to be a certain kind of come up like if you came up from like you know like being homeless they're like that's amazing but if you're homeless and a TikToker they're like I don't know they did TikToks they did TikToks they're not we can take them seriously so true like remember when the TikTokers got on S&L and people were like,

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care does is like you does doesn't support it if I'll get I'll be like in a bad mood and he's like what's wrong thinking there's something serious and I'm like my fucking it's just so many it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. It's so much. It's distracting me from real life. That's what it is. It's a lot. Wait, I was just going to say some.

Oh, when you were talking about, what's their name? Rebecca Black. Rebecca Black. I'm obsessed with young Holly. Here's one thing we do have to say, though. Because, like, fame, I feel like is so different these days. Like, we grew up where it was very clear there were A, B, C, list now it's like kind of jumbled because there's like tictokers influencers they're at these

award shows whatever the circle of like young hollywood that is still i feel like very close knit but even so there's some influencers in there specifically Olivia jade being seen with like Glenn Powell but but Olivia jade is connected to a list actor connected to a list eight-less celebrities but then she kind of popped off on her own for her YouTube channel then obviously she had that whole scandal the whole thing she was seen out with Glenn Powell a couple days ago yeah then seen with Jacob Allorty who she previously was dating and they said they they broke up I feel like he saw that she was out with someone else and was like no no no you're not like going out with someone else then Emily Radikowski being seen out with Austin Butler

Zoe Kravitz being seen with Harry Styles but she'd been linked to Austin but like I'm just upset i have a hot take yeah when i saw harry styles and zozie zovie cravitz out together i heart of hearts i was like they've dated before they haven't but it's giving i've seen this before like i have a feeling that like in 20 years i'm going to say yeah that zoe cravitz and harry styles daughter like she's so like think of her parents they're so cool like i could see my daughter being upset obsessed with Zoe Kravitz and Harry Stout's daughter. But this is the thing.

It's like a formula where I'm like, I swear they've dated before. I've seen this before. They haven't, but it's like some, it moves around like that. But again, it's kind of like, it's kind of like high school where it's like, oh, like, yeah, the cool girl was done dating him. It's like a boarding school. It's a boarding school. And that's how they like make each other jealous is by going to be seen on like a page. six thing um but yeah i was i guess it was emly radikowsky that was with i don't know why i tried

to say her full name emrata yeah who was with harry that i was getting confused with yes um but i just swore i was like this is an a i couple i've seen it before speaking of ai yeah japan is making ai robot pets no and this is my thing they're not going to have an aura they're not going to have a colored aura but they're saying that you can like you can connect to it and you can train it and it no that's so stupid there's there's a ton of cats and dogs cure some diseases yeah no i don't need no absolutely not i don't need it you would have laughed so hard um i feel like we haven't seen each other in so long because i've like seen other people i was talking to i was talking to this guy and i asked him what he did

we were doing like I was doing stand up they get mad when you do that they get mad when you do that so he goes yeah I'm in um apparel and I was like so you're in fashion yeah he was like no I'm in apparel and I go you're in fashion

say what apparel that's men trying not to be gay what kind of apparel and he was like sweaters and I'm like you're in fashion there's literally a whole devil wears prod a scene dedicated to picking out sweaters you're in fashion you're in fashion um and then i was talking a girl who said she was a DJ and I'm like obsessed with female DG's

DJ DJ J J Jockey's um I'm DJ that's that's what DJ sounds that that's what DJ stands for disc jockey that's crazy what chill out literally calm the fuck down it's giving like it's not music it's a sport um it's giving did you hear what i said i don't know i'm dj i'm dj dashound yeah i like that actually so but like late night people call you dj dachson once i have a dirty chylathe i'm dj dachsson like you start your set as dj dash out and then it gets like dirtier wah-wrah wow When the beat drops, DJ D'J D'Dakson. So I was thinking about like, men just shouldn't be DJs.

Because tell me, tell me if I'm wrong. Tell me if I'm wrong. Have you ever been in a car and told a man to take the ox? Yeah. Were they straight? Yeah. Well, and you want to know what it has nothing to do with them, classic, and everything to do with me. Oh, because you were like

Make them feel like they're in control No, it's more like I have I don't care And I like I don't want the pressure When you care And you're with like a bunch of guys and girls And you want the vibes to be right

Yeah And you want the girls to like feel good You give it to a girl I go play this All the girls will come in On Spotify My Angry Woman Play is popping.

I'm not going to call myself a DJ, but I'm not a DJ for putting together a playlist. Okay, I guess there are some guys that, like, will take the ox, but they always have to be like, have you heard this one? Have you heard this band? And you have to be like, no, let me listen. And then you, like, listen to it.

And you're like, no, that was really good. And they're like, you're really cool. I like you. Do you want to hear something really embarrassing? Yeah. You know, like my running list of things I want in a guy that I've had since I was, like, 21. Yeah.

I know for a fact, Even though I haven't looked at that list, I feel like, honestly, probably in like two years. I know for a fact that on that list is someone who shows me cool new music. You are stunted at 16. Honestly, one of the reasons I got off reality TV. I was like, I'm not emotionally growing. No, you're really not. They don't factor into your character emotional growth on reality TV.

They want you to like change what you're doing But not actually learn from anything Truly I was like guys I have to evolve They were like no Keep dating horrible men and show us I'm like I can't Des shows me like movies from the 80s Or you know how like you'll see an actor

And they're just famous So you don't know what they're famous for Like you're like oh Jack Nicholson he's famous What was his movie that made him Des will be like you got to watch this And I'm like oh my god that's how everyone Wait but that is is one way I love feeling better than people.

I'm like, you didn't see their breakout role. You don't know what their breakout role is. See, I'm that person that feels, oh my God, did you see that movie? What do you say when you don't see the movie? You could go two ways. You could lie and be like, yeah, I saw it. And it kind of shuts them up. But then, potentially, they'll be like, what was your favorite scene?

Which is a crazy thing to ask. I tell the truth and I'm just like, no, never seen it. Like, oh my God, got to add it to my list, I guess. Because then it gets them talking and then I can shut the fuck up and figure out how to get away see I feel like it depends on the person like sometimes I don't want them to keep talking and they'll be like have you seen this and I'm like

oh my god yeah but if yeah because if I say no then they'll be like I feel like I do it all the time with Bradley Cooper I'm like do even know his first movie and like really what made him a breakout star what was it his first movie was wedding crashers

but the hangover was I was going to say the hangover was where he was like the star. It's so interesting how his career evolved. Going back to when I said how people grow, if some people start in comedies, people will be like, they can't act seriously. Yeah. Like you get typecasted. Yeah, where it's like, okay, just because they got in that way, arguably they're more talented because they could do funny and serious. Like Adam Sandler, when he did uncut gems, people were like, it's fucking amazing. This is crazy that he can act like a stress out Jewish guy and I'm like that is him at his core he can of course he can do that being

anyway whenever I think of people being typecast I always think of the Harry Potter people wow because they never they I feel like they were very vocal about like not wanting to get typecast and then they literally I feel like didn't like you don't remember you don't you couldn't name something off the top of your head that was like another really big role for them It's not Harry Potter. But I also am like, how sick, though? That's how you're known. That's like great.

Well, it's like musicians that get, have the biggest song ever. And then they start to hate that song because it's the only song they sing. But Emma Watson did do Bell in. Emma Watson is the only one that I would say. Yes, she's done. Went on to do the most. I want to see more stuff from her. But also I like.

And I'm talking like the three of them, not like, yeah. Like obviously. Draco Malfoy I think they were like massive actors in that Maggie Smith is in that like you know I also feel bad whenever I say like oh I want Rihanna to come up with it I realize like let women rest let women rest like Emma Watson do more rest let her rest I'm never someone that's like when is Rihanna putting music out let her let her sit and chill 100% I also have one other story from this weekend I flew into Sacramento I have haven't been to Sacramento in forever maybe oh with you I was but I walk into the hotel and I see a bunch of like cool dressed dudes and I'm like something's happening here do the police know about this no no but like they were like like good sneakers all the men are wearing watches that's not a good sign I'm like something's happening but there was like one girl with them so of course I'm like are you okay I'm just kidding there's one girl and I'm I was immediately interested like who are

these guys corner of my eye I'm like that's taiga okay if you don't know what taiga is read a book most most famously Kylie Jenner's ex um incredible musician so I get in the elevator and I look like shit like I just came from the airport and the girl looks over to me I was like hey I love your podcast so I'm and I'm whenever I notice someone who's famous, I, like, can't acknowledge them. Like, I'll acknowledge everyone else but them, because I feel like I'm being, like, polite. But then I realize, like, you're kind of being rude that you're ignoring them. But I was like, oh, my God, thank you.

And she's like, why are you here? And this is just a quick elevator ride. And I'm, and everyone's listening. So it's kind of awkward. And these guys are, like, cool. And I was like, oh, like, I have a show around the corner. What are you up to? And she's like, oh, we have a show too.

I'm like, cool. And they're like, we're here for Lil Wayne. Now, when I tell you guys, I don't get excited about a lot of things. Yeah. A vocal gas came. I go, like, Lil Wayne raised me. Lil Wayne got me through my hardest tennis practices. Lil Wayne brought me up when I was down, when I was crying on the bedroom floor.

I think I lost my virginity, like, and if you. You've been there for everything. If for somehow it hasn't crossed your. us like like his lyrics his he do like he do like rock he would do hip hop he could do anything he's he's different i actually got and she sees my reaction and she's like do you want to come tonight so like i had a show and then he was obviously going to he's performed me later like a couple blocks and i was like the oh the elevator door is opening and i just look at her and like i don't even know if she knows my name and i just go yes uh DM me yeah so the whole rest of the day

I'm checking my DM. You're like waiting for this DM? No DM. Nothing. Silence. So then I start the show and I'm like, hey guys, I know Lil Wayne has a concert tonight too. This is going to be very similar. But I just have to say, I think I have to make my wait.

Lil Wayne is on tour. I mean, you're both performers. You're both performing your craft. If he needs an opener. Right. If he... I feel like he would be a rapper that would have... have like comedians open for him yeah or at least like this one thing though I feel like

musicians have like groupies like people hanging around where like I show up to a venue they're like is there anyone with you and I'm like no thanks for reminding me yeah like I feel like in high school my friends were always trying to hang out like third eye blind or something I'm like guys what are we doing I think we're 16 like are we trying to get on this bus I feel like the gigglers are like Hannah needs rest like the gigglers don't even ask for me to go out with them anymore um so anyway i almost performed a little wayne this weekend speaking of going out this weekend with some of my best irish exiting i've ever done can you give the strategies to the gigglers it's just when you feel that overwhelming feeling i when i feel that feeling of like i could go

i mentally have 35 seconds to get out i know 30 minutes do you like got to go do you make eye contact no i say that's where i fuck up I say nothing to no one. Someone told me that I'm like very warm and approachable. And I think that that's why I have that's my downfall in this life. And that's your problem right there. That's your problem right there. That is.

If there's an Uber driver, he's like, she wants to talk. Do Uber drivers talk to you? See, it's the energy you give off. I have to give more like sour energy. Yeah, I think it's my fate. I think it's my face because I actually met a lot of people this weekend, a lot of moms. And this is such a mom thing to say. I met a lot of moms that said, wow, you're just as pretty on the inside.

And I was like, oh, that is so nice. Thank you. So I think it is my face. Because, like, if you do come up to me, like, I am going to be nice. But, like, think twice. You know, think, do I really want to be here? And do you want to be here? See, I think I have kind eyes.

But I also, people come up to me. Since I'm like 21, people will come up to me for directions. Yeah. But then I was in San Francisco and are you familiar with Waymo's? I am familiar, yes. So they're self-driving cars, which where were you when I was taking my driver's license? Yeah, right, right. But at first I was like freaked out by them.

But then someone told me like when they drive in a Waymo in the passenger seat, like at night sometimes, I think if girls feel weird sometimes with an Uber driver late at night, you've had weird experiences. When you get in Waymo, you're at peace, you can rock out to whatever music. Isn't that so sad? I know, but I'm actually, like, now I'm leaning pro Waymo because I'm like, the girls feel safe. And they said also, like, you really, they said, you realize how bad human drivers are when you're in a Waymo. Like, every stop is, like, super peaceful. Well, we'll never get them here.

Why is it? Because New York City is just way too hard to navigate with like traffic and just like we got I told you I was when I was driving with Grace in like midtown I was like on my phone obviously not paying attention to the driving even though I had a test coming up and I realized like we hadn't moved in like 20 minutes and I look up and I realize she just hasn't taken the turn yet and I'm like bulldoze these people get ahead. Like if you don't go the crowd just goes. like they're like kill 50 of us no you won't and I'm like you got to push you got to be like

aggressive in New York to get what's crazy being a woman is that there are so many times during the day that you have to think about your safety that like a guy just like never has to think about it no and I saw a thing that it was like oh Uber's now offering like you can pick a female driver and in my head like a guy know yeah like you can pick like have a girl be your driver and I'm most nervous because like I don't stay out the way I used to in my 20s where like I would be coming home at like 4 a.m., which thinking about it now, oh my God, the amount of times I could have been taken then. But now I feel like the, like if I'm up super early to go to the airport at like 4.30 or 5 o'clock

is when I'm most nervous to get in an Uber. I don't know why. But like I saw the thing where it was like, you can pick a girl. And my stomach sank because I was like, girls also get you into sex trafficking now. Like if any like they are can also like buddy up to you and and then be the one that leads you to sex trafficking. So like yeah, I love that they're like trying to come up with solutions to men just being like they know that the men are automatically going to do something fucked up to you. It's like oh, you can also have a girl. But now we're at the point where we're like, how about no humans?

How about none of them? I love how they offered you a girl and you go something's up. Because you know who made that decision? A man is in charge of Uber. so I don't trust the decision-making process in this. I'm like, I don't know if she wants to be doing this. But my number one thing with Waymo is I realize no one's going to talk to you. And it could be a super peaceful drive.

But okay, what if you have a problem? Like, is there a customer service? What if the car just stops? I actually have no idea. I've never driven in a Waymo. Yeah, like, what is the, like... So I was... I was like, what if you do get in an accident?

And someone was like, if someone gets in an accident with Waymo, like, that's on you, baby. Like, you're a bad driver is what they told me. I'm just repeating what people told me. I'm probably going to get messages, people being like, Waymo is really bad for things. And I'll apologize. Wemo is definitely really probably bad for the environment. Right? I don't know if they're electric or not.

Anyway, we've lost the fucking plot. Thank you for giggling with us. I'm announcing my new tour dates, all the new places. And then this weekend I'm going to be in, okay, it's not Norfolk. It's Norfolk, Virginia. No, Norfolk, Virginia. I think it's Norfolk. It's not fuck.

I feel like I've actually been trapped in Norfolk, Virginia before because my plane didn't take off and actually spend the night one time in Norfolk, Virginia. Anyway, I'll see you guys there. um page daphne came out with like the cutest dress daphne came out with the cutest dress and we're actually doing our fall campaign this weekend my mom and dad are coming in so sweet like we're going on location I feel like a real adult where are you going we're going upstate to this like hotel I was like looking for all these hotels upstate that had like a certain vibe and then I found this one

and it's just going to be so cute I'm so excited I'm literally I'm obsessed I love upstate in the fall it's the best thing ever yeah everyone have an amazing week we love you good night yeah we couldn't do this one without duncan thank you for fueling the fun imagine imagine graduating college and instead of like panic crying in your childhood bedroom you decide yeah i'm going to casually walk into the male dominated tech world and create a dating app that flips the entire industry on its head That's literally what Whitney Wolf, played by Lily James, does in the new movie Swiped. This girl is giving main character energy. She's smart.

She's scrappy. She's out here building, not one, but two dating apps, while dealing with dudes who underestimate her. And spoiler alert, she ends up becoming the youngest female self-made billionaire. Can we get that level of confidence delivered via express shipping, please? It's bold, it's juicy, it's everything you want in a night in watch. and the cast stacked. We're talking Jackson White, Clea Duval, Dan Stevens, obsessed. So grab your snacks, swipe right on your couch,

and prepare to watch a woman absolutely change the game. The Hulu original film swiped an official selection of the Toronto International Film Festival starts streaming September 19th only on Disney Plus.