Giggly Squad - Giggling about big decisions, boy kibble, and bed chem

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Hannah has a new red flag to add to your list and Paige shares how our tour transformed her.subscribe to our newsletter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up Gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. What's up, my gassed up, gigglers. It's Frye. Sorry, that was millennial. That was.

But it's okay. There was a woman standing behind me. It's crazy to call a woman, millennial. Like, that's a girl. But she was saying totes. And I was like, oh, Lisa, not as millennials as her. Toots. Like she was on the phone.

She was like, totes, totes. I forgot about that. Then at the airport, I see a lot of parenting, which is very fun. Yeah. Because some people are, like, showing off their parenting. Some people are, like, ignoring their kids. Every now and then someone yells something crazy.

And this kid ran in front of his mom. And she goes, someone's going to steal you. The kid was like 17. No, I'm just kidding. My mom used to do that too. Like, do you want someone to take you? And then you'll never see me again? And I was like, ma'am, no one wants your sticky kid.

Yeah. But anyway, I'm in Ohio all weekend. jealous on sunday i go to salt lake city the scene of the crime no pun intended i know we always seem to do that like we talk the most shit about something and then we're like hey hey no we were talking about the rodeo and someone messaged me and they're like the rodeo guys really won't find this funny like watch out if you see a guy in the airport with a cowboy hat i don't think i'm coming across to anyone in the rodeo anytime soon and if i do that's on me check my location because why am I there?

I don't bother them and they don't bother me. Also, they call each other partner. I digress. Anyway, how are you? I'm going to speak my truth and then you speak yours. My favorite thing to do. Okay. I thought you're about to say I forgot.

You're going to forget talk. Obviously, we announced our Netflix show. Which like, let's just take a minute. Let's take a second because... Let's take a moment of silence. That was really good. Okay, that was really good. You realize, let's give some, like, backstory because the gigglers are like, okay, hello.

Where the fuck did this come from? Let's speak our truths. Let's speak our truth. Okay, so here's my truth. Let me get subtle. Here's my truth. And there can be multiple truths. And multiple things can be true at one time.

I think people forget, like, nuances and things can be happening simultaneously. So let's go back to summer 2025. I wrap up my last season of, which will soon to be my last season of summer house, unbeknownst to the people, almost a little bit unbeknownst to me, but I'm feeling it as the summer's wrapping up. And I leave that very last day of summer house. And as I'm walking out the front door, stepping down the steps, I have a moment where I'm like, you're probably never.

coming back here. But I say nothing. It's literally Hannah Montana. Yeah. Walking out the door. This is probably the last time you're going to do this. And that was like my gut feeling. We go into September. We go into our insane 60. We kick off our 60 city tour. Was it that many cities? I think so. Maybe it was like 52. You can't count while you're doing it. But I feel like we've talked about the tour so much, but we've never really been able to speak like exact facts about the tour because we couldn't say this. We couldn't say we were writing a show and we were going to pitch it and we were going to sell it and we were going to do all these things.

So like months ago and even like a year ago, I feel like I've said so many times like how transformative that tour was. But like now I feel like people really realize how transformative it actually was. And let me just set the scene for the gigglers. I'm having panic attacks left and right. I'm like red if there's a bridge nearby like Hannah's literally keeping me away from it like I am truly going through it you were just like a body I was moving through cities I was like yeah I can't even explain I was a shell of a person like I'm in the middle of just like totally changing my life and me and Hannah are with each other every single day so obviously we're still being funny amidst the chaos. Yeah, just because you're a shell of yourself

doesn't mean you're not hilarious. I can't crack a joke. My darkest is when I'm actually my funniest. That's the only way to get through it. I think that's what it was. I was at my darkest and I was like, I think I'm also at my funniest. When I'm happy, I'm quiet.

Right, right. I'm content. And you know what's bad for comedy? Being content. Correct. So we're with each other every single day and obviously we just start like doing bits. We're doing bits left and right.

We can't stop cracking jokes. And so we finally get to a point where we're like, Hannah's like, I feel like I should write some of this down. So we write down an entire, basically an entire show. And we just like keep adding to it. And we just like, we're like, that's really funny. This is really funny. Fast forward.

We're doing our last couple shows and we're at Radio City. And we're like, wow, this tour was, I changed as a person. I changed as a woman. I changed as a friend. I changed as a daughter. Can I also say, we do talk a lot of shit and we love gossip and we love riffing and being silly improv. But me and you have done a lot of Gigli Squad not physically in the same place. Also during very different times of our lives, like me off the show, you on the show.

And we still manage to like keep the chemistry alive. So that tour when we were like together 24-7, we were making money moves. Like we were sitting together. I remember me, you and Grace, sitting. at lunch before a show. Do you remember? And I was like, would it be crazy

if, like, we did a scripted comedy show? And I really had no idea what you were going to say. And you, like, without a... No pause. We're just like, yeah. Yeah.

And I was like, can we throw some ideas around? And you're like, yes. And so we just start, like, riffing. We just start going. Which simultaneously, we have no... Nobody knows we're, like, creating this or like because at this point it's just like for the two of us like we don't know what

we're going to do with it we do our radio city show and then i would say what like a month later amy polar reaches out we found out that amy polar is a giggler and like you know like you have general meetings with people sometimes yeah and she was like i love giggly squad i love your guys's chemistry and i actually like that was like that was the craziest moment she invites us to her office in LA was the first thing that we did. Yeah. It was almost like a deja vu moment. Like it was almost like a moment where we were like, no, we're supposed to be here and this is the exact conversations we're supposed to be having. So this was like a full year ago that Amy was like. And let's also be clear. Amy Polar is a genius. Yeah. One of the greatest ever do it. Yeah. And kindest and the creative

of broad city. Yeah. Which me and you love. No, like there were times. This is like how I can sum it up. I don't even know what industry we're in. Like whatever industry we're in currently, like I don't feel like I've had an experience the way I've had an experience like being on a Zoom with Amy Polar where she's like such

a freaking expert in her field. Like we would go through scenes. and like be writing jokes for certain like monologues or whatever and Amy would get on the Zoom and be like change this, this, do this and that. And I would just sit there being like, yeah, why the fuck wouldn't we have thought of that in the first place? And I just think that's such a good example of like, yeah, you're an expert. You just came in and in five minutes things that we've been working on for four months.

You just made better in literally a second. And the fact that she saw something in us, I think gave us confidence to be like that she's just like be yourselves. Like I don't want to turn you into anything else. She's like, I could work with this. And I'm like, oh my God, what a compliment. You could work with whatever what's going on. Our moms have been trying to figure out how to work with this for 34 years. And then going on her podcast was like a dream.

I was like, A. we don't have to do that. But that was just a natural. I think because she loves Giggly Squad so much. So this was the kind of thing you can't plan. Like it just kind of happened from us doing our thing and putting ourselves out there. Because we also could have been like, no, we're scared. We don't want to do it.

And here's the other thing. Like just because Amy's production company said like, yeah, we want to make a show with you. Like did not mean we were any further along. Like we still had to pitch to different networks. And at this point in time, I now have to make a. decision if I'm going to continue being on Summerhouse or if I'm going to say no and take a chance because I knew that if we wrote this show and if Amy Pollars wanted to make Amy Pollars production company wanted to make it and we sold it to a network I knew I would not be able to do

it and so I was in a situation where I felt like I either had to take a chance and believe in myself or go back to like chaos that I knew like the comfortable chaos or like take a chance on my like self in the unknown. And I do have to say you went through a time where it was kind of like ripping off a band-aid because you were changing multiple parts of your life. And it was one of those, well, I got rid of that. It's like when you're cleaning and you're like, fuck, I'm throwing everything away. Reality TV is a risk every season because they make the character they want you to be. And they do say you stay long enough to see yourself the villain yeah it's the kind of thing where yeah if you were creatively involved in the show to make it funny and inspiring and stuff that's great but you're not i just

knew yeah i just knew if i went back that this would never happen and i wanted this to happen way more than i wanted to like continue to be on reality television and so i made that decision pretty much i guess like in May of that year of last year. And so now we're like a full year and I, I mean, obviously like couldn't be happier with my decision. But it is so funny how like Giggly Swad we can just post stuff like today. We're going to say what we think, what we thought was funny today. Yeah.

We're like industry stuff takes forever. And we still have so much work to do you guys. Like we have so much to do. It was just like the initial steps with it. But we just want to feed the gigglers with more incredible, funny, hilarious content. And having Amy Poehler, like, loving the gigglers is just, oh, it could it be cooler? I think it's also, like, such a good example of, like, obviously, like, being a feminist means, like, so many different things. But it's also, like, something that I feel like I'm noticing for the first time being, like, 33 and being, like, older than some people when we're in meetings or, like, whatever.

and I just think Amy Puller is a really good example of she's already at the table and making room and seats for other women like opening the door and I just I feel like that is like what giggly squad is too like if we get somewhere it's because we also want to like make sure that the gigglers can get there too like another girl in our position do you know what I mean do you know well she's at the point in her career yeah we're because she's created this production company where now she can put on people she's into and that's where i think we eventually want to get to in our careers is to be able to like show other people the way that we were able to and i think that is like an example of success is being able to like open the door

for other women who are younger than you but like are and we're in the same position you were in at some point a hundred percent especially like as a female stand-up there's so many women in stand-up who were like kind of struggling alone because the men don't want them there. So then when I find that community or like bring these girls on the road, they're like, wait, there's a stand-up show

where it's just like women like being themselves like in the locker room making fun of everything. So it's like really important that you don't leave a girl out to pasture in these male-dominated spaces. And I don't care if it's TV, comedy has always been male dominated. Right. And even

seeing like the top ten podcasts, like half of them are female podcasts in comedy right now. Yeah. And it just gives me so much joy. It makes me so happy. No, I mean, the fact that we're writing a comedy a scripted comedy show, like, oh my God. I thought like my Super Bowl commercial was like harnessing all my exes energy. But this

is like really harnessing like every man that was like, you're like kind of funny. You're not like funnier than me though i'm like oh my god everyone hates when you talk like you know i just like feel like this is like my ultimate revenge truly oh my god but i think we're gonna learn so much from amy like she's our mentor and we're just like gonna take it in and just how she carries herself in every situation i'm just gonna copy her also like how she is on zooms like do you know how many times Like I go on Zooms and I'm like, Amy Poehler would just like get to the point. Like I really love her Zoom etiquette.

She's like, hi. Let's get to that. Also, I can't explain the feeling. But when you're on a Zoom with Amy Polar and you're pitching a TV show, whatever said, I'm like, uh, uh, yeah. Amy Polar's on the call. Right. Like, you're going to question this. Amy, respect Amy Polar.

Okay, you're going to question what we're saying. Amy Poller's here. One time we were on a Zoom with Amy Polar. We also, you have to say Amy Polar. Yeah. You can't just say Amy because we respect her. We don't just say aims. Right.

It's Amy Polar. One time we're on a Zoom with Amy Polar and she was like doing her makeup and like getting ready to like go out and she just like fit in our Zoom. And it was like my I literally had a moment where I was like, oh, we're all just girls. Like at the end of the day we're just all girls. It's just my dream come true. Like all I'm thinking about is like my character's outfits. Well, yeah, that's what you're excited about.

And I'm. I'm stressing. I'm like, we need a script. We need the script page. And she's like, we're good. We know what to do. Yeah, I'm like, my opening scene outfit is phenomenal. Also, shout out to Kay Cannon, who is writing, directing also.

And she was behind. Pitch perfect. She also wrote on New Girl and 30 Rock. So that's royalty right there. No, so it's just like a bunch of girls getting together and, like, putting together a really funny fucking show. I have two women of STEM. Women in STEM of the week. I'm obsessed with this new segment.

First of all, it's not a new segment. You just made it up. And so far we've had three this week. So it's not real. The power's gone to my head. I'm making up segments and I'm going, don't you guys love this segment? And they're like, this is the first time we've done it.

So first of all, there's a girl on Instagram who figured out a new way to get the juice of lemon out. And I knew you'd like this because you're obsessed with. Doesn't it seem like when you cut a lemon open and then you're squeezing it? You're like, I feel like there's a lot of juice that's being left. It's all in my hand and this is just too graphic. All you have to do, take a knife or take a straw or take something pointy. Okay.

You know the side of the lemon that has the bump? Yeah. You poke that to like to the middle of it. Okay. And then just squeeze and it comes out like juice. And it's so easy and comes out better. Wait, I literally am going to do this when we get off. the pod.

Yeah, I just have to figure out what you poke into it, but I feel like anything that pokes it would work. And then I got on like a weird algorithm of these like oranges that people are obsessed with. Have you seen that? Sumo oranges. I think we're on a very different algorithm. It got weird over here. Yeah, that seems.

But I just want to say shout out sumo oranges are having their moment. They're kind of the it girl right now. Like all the girls are obsessed with it. And they're like no ozumpic over here. Yeah, no, they're definitely like, how do I say this, body positive? Yeah. And they look gorgeous and they love who they are and they're shameless about it. And they're on a full press tour right now on TikTok.

So that's what I've been getting. And the second woman in STEM of the week, did you see the girl who sued META and Google? No. Some girl, this is like 20 years old or something, sued META and Google. because claimed that they purposely made her addicted to social media and she won the lawsuit and got $3 million. So that's when I say, first of all, love a woman making money. First of all, Jen Alpha is the Karen of all of us.

And that girl's never been wrong in her life, but now I'm like, so where's the, what do they call it, subsidiary checks? Where's the rest of the checks for everyone? To me, that's giving, like, I'm suing McDonald's because it made me fat because I ate McDonald's. Like, yeah. Okay. Well, maybe they can change something to stop purposely making the algorithm so you're addicted to it. But like, I think we're way past that. I think we're, yeah, that ship has 100% sailed.

I guess it'll probably get appealed. But if that holds up, all of us should be getting three million in the mail soon. Was this in America? Yeah. I don't know how I feel about it. If you're not going to give it to everyone, you can't just give it to one girly pop. Yeah, like I don't get how that got through because it's like... I don't get how that got got, but suing Medang Google is iconic to be like, I can't get off my phone and I can't stop looking at my ex, my ex-girlfriend's cousins page.

Give me $3 million. But it is ruining the world. Being sued just in general is like, punty. like suing someone and being sued it's just like cunti honestly my assistant said the other day because she has to go in for jury duty and she said that she really hopes she gets picked and I'm like except that we have a job here to do she literally would rather do jury duty than like answer your text and this is why she's my assistant she's like okay but I could

go one time and wear a really cute outfit and I'm like yes but do not get picked I'll die your assistant like wants to fire you I'm obsessed with with her. She's like, what if we did like no work tomorrow? And I'm like, honestly, a genius. She's like, guess what I canceled all the meetings? You know, you could do that. She's like, I just figured out I have free will and I canceled all our meetings today. The other day, she was like, I'm just going to cancel that. I'm like, no, I have to go. She's like, okay, but don't you feel like you're going to be tired? I'm like, yeah, but I have to go to it. And she's like, oh, okay, good luck. Your assistant is a local Italian man who's like, we don't work from 11 a.m. to 5.000.

p.m. And then we're tired. Wait. From living lunch all day. Daphne. Like, brand Daphne, not cat. We get like our,

like our poplin stuff. We get like this, our 100% cotton from Italy. And so like we had to put an order in prior to Christmas. And so the guy that like we deal with in Italy, like our order had to be in like, say it had to be in by like December 10th. We're like,

okay, like we'll pick our stuff by December 10th. That stresses me out so much. much. I would have missed the deadline. He calls us in the beginning of December and he's like, actually, you guys have to like decide by today because Christmas is longer in Italy this year. And we were like, that is the most Italian thing ever. Like, oh, it's longer just in Italy. Like, what are you talking about? He goes, it's not a Christmas month. It's a Christmas year. Yeah. He was like, it's actually four weeks this year. We're like, okay, Luigi. Like, you're pulling,

like, you're pulling our leg. No, which is crazy because I went to Italy like once when I was, little and I remember us trying to get lunch but none of the lunch places were open because every they were eating lunch and I was like this is like what kind of they're like looking at you stupid like you don't plan lunch they're like I can't make you lunch if I have to eat lunch and I'm like well someone's going to be hungry and it's going to be no there's nothing I love more than like real Italian people in the country of Italy because it's there's just it's just so different it's so different um Lois and Bobby visited I'm so obsessed with them Lois is your daughter.

Yeah. When I tell you, I like under, I feel like I connect with her because I connect with you. Like I'm like, I know this breed of girl. Like I know how to play the game. This is Lois. She's walking on the street and she goes, oh, like gasps. And I'm like, what is it? And there's a woman walking towards us who's like pretty with like a beautiful dress.

Now I wouldn't have noticed this. I'm in my own thoughts, fighting my own demons. I said, what is it Lois? And she goes, she's fancy. And I'm like, okay, I tried today, but I guess I'm disgusting. And she was like, I was like, tell her you like her dress. And it was so cute. She was like, I like her dress.

And the woman smiled. And then I looked at her and I just was like, do you like my outfit? Because I think like I'm a princess too. Like she thinks I'm a princess, right? And she just goes, no. Like, why would you ask that? She was like, no, try. insulting to that woman previously that had a great outfit like no she literally was and now i'll play

like vogue or like a drag race thing and whenever i play it she just starts like fashion walking so i'm creating a full monster no i love it there's nothing i love more than being girly amazon is great when you need a quick specific thing and she loves mermaid she loves purple and she love sparkles and if you guys don't forget i got her a purple mermaid thing without sparkles and she was like, where the fuck are the sparkles? Without cursing, obviously. And I said, I'm so sorry, I'll do better next time. I got her a sparkly mermaid, purple bathing suit.

So you could have a daughter that's super girly. Like, you get it. Oh, I love it. She opens it on immediately, even though it's like nighttime. And she's walking around the house with it. And then she goes, take a photo, send it to Paige. She's like, send it to someone who would really appreciate this. someone who cares you know

someone who has taste who would understand this moment no when I was in third grade I got a dog for Christmas and I opened the box and I said mom I love this fur coat and she goes she goes that's a dog okay that's a living breathing

poodle not a black fur coat I said oh I'm not getting a fur coat yeah I was like so is the matching coat coming or Santa forgot that like hello And that I feel like truly sums up like where my brain goes. She also went into my closet and it was cute because I remember going to my Nana's closet and I think it was so cool. She was going to my closet and she was loving it.

And I was in my head thinking like if she was in Paige's closet, she would be having so much more fun right now. Because I have a lot of T-shirts. I know. That's why I feel like if I were to have a daughter at some point like I'm almost like is God going to give me like some type of lesson where it's like just because she's not girly doesn't mean like. You can't connect with her, you know. Our poor kids are going to have to hear these podcasts. One day have you been like, I hope it's not a... I hope she's cute, okay?

I hope she's got a mouth on her. Okay, I hope she stands up for herself. Oh, she will. What else is going on? Are you watching any documentaries? Well, I was watching Twisted Yoga. Yeah. By the way, this is very giggly squad, and we talked about this yesterday when we were

FaceTiming. We love talking about something light and then randomly out of nowhere. Just saying the darkest most traumatizing thing you've ever heard. No, I was on the phone with Hannah and I was like, a giggler just DM'd me. And in such a giggly squad way, she's like, hey, girl, like, I love you. Just broke up with my boyfriend of 13 years because he cheated on me with my best friend's sister. Like, whatever. So I moved out.

I'm getting a cat. Do you have a litter box you could recommend? I'm like, what? No, that's literally me. Like, let me give me the backstory real quick. Not important. And do you have a link you can send me? And I'm like talking about little sparkly mermaid dresses.

And then I'm like, so there is this twisted yoga documentary where no, these girls were getting locked into rooms in Romania. It's so interesting the cult mindset because like they've been doing these like great yoga classes for like two years. Like nothing creepy's happened. So then when they're finally like getting kidnapped and they have sunglasses on and a hat over their head and they take their phones away. They're like, oh, it's because the Romanian government doesn't like his teachings and they've

been trying to get him and we can't let anyone know where he is. And then if one girl is like, he's awesome, you're like, okay, I'm the crazy one. Yeah. Well, yeah. I get that. I'm for sure I get that. So that was episode two of twisted yoga. Do you think that like, you know how like every like couple of years there's like a workout

fad that's like everybody's doing it even if when you watch like the jfk junior and like caroline beset show there's like an episode and she's like doing a workout with her sister and it's like an old school workout like do you think Pilates at some like there's going to be like like documentaries about like what's going to happen to the the classic Pilates girl in like five years good question is that going to be done. Pilates is like not as spiritual. True. It's a little more as yoga, but I do think like Pilates is giving a, like the fact that that guy on that show was like, I need a girl who does Pilates. Like it's becoming a loaded thing. Like it's like a hot girl. Remember Zumba? Nobody talks about Zumba. You know who still

does Zumba. My mom every Tuesday. She has Zumba classes. After her knitting club. where she talks shit um wait speaking of did you see jesse when on call her daddy and was talking about her divorce and she was like and we got to a moment where he said to me i really want you to be more in your feminine and me and my masculine and i want you to do Pilates every single day on top of being the breadwinner taking care of the children doing everything he doesn't work add that to the red flag list if a guy tells you to do Pilates. I dated a guy one time who was really crazy about what I ate. And let me tell you, I was in the best shape of my life, truly.

But like, I almost like think, I don't even know because I feel like I've dated guys who have said like weird things to me about like working out and eating. If I had a nickel. Yeah. Where I'm just like, that's so weird and crazy. Well, there was a moment where I was trying to be a fitness model, a sports model. You guys remember when I did my Adidas campaign and it was just my calf. Yeah.

And I was dating a guy who was like obsessed with the gym and he would like cook for me. And it was always like really healthy. And my mom was like, hey, is he being controlling? And I'm like, I'm trying to be a fitness model. So like things made sense at that time. Right. Looking back, I'm like, that wasn't sustainable. I was definitely like too fit.

Yeah. But I just want to say something just to give confidence to any girl. You guys know me, right? We know each other. I see. I've never had a man. I was with tell me that I was too masculine for him. Mind you, I am the butchiest straight girl in the world.

I am literally lesbian passing. I've never had one man tell me I'm too masculine. I've actually had a man be very confused and say, hey, I was talking to all these pretty models and I looked at you and you were sitting man spreading and like talking really loudly, like passionately about something. And I'm like, why am I more attracted to? her and i was like i don't know babe it's called it's called riz okay and no guy has ever told me anything about my body and my body's fluctuated but guys who want to be with me they like an ass they like

curves they don't guys have actually said don't get too skinny it's less like feminine masculine and like your body's right or your body's wrong it's how you carry it and being authentic to yourself and attracting when you're authentic you attract attract authentic people and i think a lot of those Mormon housewives are so fucked with their religion and they're forced to be with these guys at such an early age before they know themselves. It's like, you guys aren't a good fit. You're not a good fit. The Mormon housewives' husbands are very like manosphere in a different way. Also, you could argue, babe, am I in my masculine energy or are you and your fucking feminine energy? Yeah, that's what it is. I've never had someone be like you're too masculine, but I have had men say,

you're just like way too independent like you don't like you don't need me I'm like not only do I not need you I don't want I think your opinion is dumb as fuck like I think you're I think you should go to see a doctor and get checked I think you're not all there whenever someone stays in a bad relationship people always go oh he must be good in bed he must be good in bed and maybe in the very beginning you're like oh but we have this sexual chemistry but I do have to say the second a man pisses me off or does something that's distrustful or does something that gives you the ick like or just you decide you don't like him anymore i don't care how beautiful his dick is how good chemistry we have in the bedroom suddenly you look disgusting to me you look like clowns

you look like a clown okay like i don't the guy but also even like physically if a guy looks perfect and then he opens his mouth and he's not funny and he's weird and insecure you look like a clown no the way i can get so grossed out after i have the ick like like i could literally you know me i'll throw up at any time when i'm anxious like i'll literally throw up looking at a picture of you you're such a cat you have to watch you guys if you're like need us to laugh just google on youtube cats gagging it's the funniest shit ever it's literally me it's literally me when i have to go to a club i'm like no i can't When I know I have to socialize past 1 a.m. I'm like, I'll actually throw up.

Like, I can't physically can't do it. I'm uncomfortable. Did you watch the Hannah Montana special? No, because what was it? I don't get it. Okay. I'm very sweet. I'm also, like, kind of really confused because I'm 33 years old.

You're 34. Yeah. I feel like we miss. I don't remember watching Hannah Montana. I had a very awkward moment because I was with some people. And one of them was like, I don't know if I'm dead inside because I love Hannah Montana, but I watched the special and I wasn't like, you know,

crying hysterically. And my other friend was like, I was crying hysterically. It was amazing. And I was like, you know, I am 34 and I missed that boat. Like I was even Stevens. I was, you know, Hillary Dove. But like, Hannah Montana, that was like, I missed it.

Also, I was kind of annoyed with Hannah Montana because she was so fucking famous that every time I introduced myself, I'd say Hannah. And someone goes, like, Hannah Montana. And I'd be like, I was first. I was at the age where I was like, I watched one episode and I was like, but obviously that's her. And if you can't tell that that's her. So the plot is that she's like a pop star at night?

The plot is that she's two different people. She's like Hannah Montana. And she just changes her hair slightly. Yeah. Her hair is just slightly. She's wearing a wig and then she's not. I'm like, yeah, I'm past this age. Is it bangs, no bangs?

If you watched Lunette and Molly, you didn't watch Hannah Montana. You aged out. Like, I don't. But it was embarrassing. I go, guys, I'm way older than you. Like, I did not watch Hannah Montana. And the girl goes, I'm 33. And I was like, I guess there was a.

Unless they were. Here's the only way I can think of it. Unless they were the older sibling. Oh, yeah. Maybe it was a household thing. But I'm the older sibling. But like my brother wasn't watching it, obviously. But you're right.

Some people with younger kids. 34, you definitely aged out. Maybe 33 we were on the cusp, but I don't think... It is funny how one year can, like, change your entire, like, cultural perspective of things. I had the craziest Gen Z interaction, which you guys know I love my Gen Z. They identify as Gen Z. This girl comes, she says, hey, can I take a picture? And I said, of course, I know, I'll talk to for a second.

Get in the car. She's like, can I get a picture really quick? And I said, you keep me young, of course. And she stands next to me. We take the photo and she looks at me. Swear to God, she said that she goes, do you remember 9-11? I gasp.

I said, what? She goes, do you remember 9-11? Like, as if it was like, yeah, never forget, babe. As if you said, like, did you watch girls when it came out? Like, that was how she said it. Did she watch the live premiere of girls when it came out? Yeah, like, do you remember Destiny's Child when they were still together?

Like, that's how she, like, said it. And what did you say? I said, yeah, babe, I was there. I could smell it. obviously it was too far. Wait, that's too far, Hannah. Honestly. That's really.

Yeah, I remember 9-11. It traumatized everyone around me. And she was like, I was born that year. And I was like a trap. But I think it's like a thing where Jenzies are like deciphering people by being like who remembers 9-11 versus who doesn't. Like that's like a new categorization of people. Yeah.

I feel like as a millennial, it's like we have too many things. Like what? We have something that happens once a year. Once every six months. What are we talking about? No, I literally can't keep up. Everything comes across my desk. Anyhow.

Anywho, you really made me laugh yesterday when you... I don't know where this came from, when you just mentioned split-wise. Okay, so when me and Hannah were on Summer House, like, you pay, we pay for a lot more things, I feel like, than people would have ever realized. Okay, back then, it was, that show was scrappy. Like, if your shit didn't come from Amazon in time, you didn't have an outfit. for the party. Yeah, like you were done. So like we paid for a lot of things like together. And so we had this app called split wise and like that it was so popular like my my roommates used split wise and it was so fucking oh you'd always get a split wise bill and you'd be like what the fuck. And so like at the

end of the weekend you'd get hit with a bill and it was like how much of your portion you owed. So like I can like remember when it fell off like I feel like we like stopped using it like in one summer or whatever. Because I was like what is this app? I'm not downloading this app. It's going to give me a virus. I'm not downloading. People would go off and like buy a bunch of groceries. And the next thing you know, you get hit with a huge split-wise.

And I was like, okay, if I'm going to pay, can I have some say in how many champagne bottles you guys get? Or like, I'm not drinking the champagne. Maybe throw a cheese set on the list next time. One carb. Yeah. Maybe one carb for me. The majority of your 20s is like divvying up checks. Yeah, and then like getting random like $2.30.

Venmos from people. And honestly, thinking back on that, like, I remember being in group chats, being like, can you believe she hit me with a Venmo for $2.47. And now I'm like, oh, which, what simpler times? The drama was a lot. Also, back then we'd like randomly have cash on us. I'd be like, I have a 10. I still like, I always have cash on me.

Well, you're Italian. That's a very Italian of you. What if something happened? Do you want to know really what it is? What? Sometimes randomly, even though now, like you can use your card, but like being out in New York City and like living there for as many years as I've lived there, I'm always down to get a street hot dog. I'm always down to get a pretzel.

Like if there's an ice cream truck coming by, yeah, that's an experience. I'm getting it. So like, and also being in New York sometimes like, You can only stop it. Like if you need a water, you're like, you're going to die. Like that is why I always had cash. Hello? Like a bodega?

There was also a time where they charged like four extra dollars if you used a credit card. And I was like, I actually can't do this. It's against my religion. No, literally. I do have like moments of like after a night out. It's like 2 a.m. You smell the halal guy. You go over.

And he's trying to, he's like $9. And I'm like, I know it's seven. I'm a local. I know it's seven. Or even on like a Sunday morning, like checking my bag being like I have $4, let's go get pizza. Or literally you'd be like, whoever the guy is, you'd be like, Adam, you know me. I come here every weekend. I only have $3.

They'll give you the rest later. I've never once hooked up with an Adam or like talk to one, I feel like. It's like not a name that comes across my desk. Is the middle name of someone in my family. It's kind of cute, Adam. I never get DMs. My DMs are really ramping up of baby names. I've named half of whatever that generation is about to be.

I actually, if you want to know if your baby name is popular, you should ask me because I'm seeing a lot of them. Because yeah, you have to make sure the gigglers aren't calling their kids all the same names because we need like a range for the next generation of gigglers. There's an uptick in Cecilia's and like just celia's just to let you guys know. Oh, just celia. Just celia. Do worry about it's going, going gone. Yeah, it's going. I worry about the C's and the S's and the complications of that as a child.

However beautiful, I mean, Sicily. Gorgeous. That's a fun name. Yeah. I want to ask you about your supermarket, speaking of SWAT-wise, supermarket etiquette. I, like, don't know this about you. Are you a cart girl? Are you, I'm just going to grab a couple things?

Are you put a, what's it called over your shoulder? A basket? A basket. I'm never a basket. Oh, you don't. don't like that aesthetic. I've never basketed once. I love a basket.

I can't commit to a cart. It's too heavy. If you're going to do a basket, just do a cart. Well, I think what I do is I start with a basket and then I realize I need a cart. And I do that every time because I don't learn. See, I start with, I'm just going to grab one thing. Yeah. And I'm going to hold it.

Yeah. Hannah, there's so much I can do with my fingers. You have no idea. That's woman in STEM. I can carry so many things. Do you know what's crazy? Walgreens, Dwayne Reed, CVS. If they had carts, shit would be crazy. Like I feel like they're almost like for people's well-being.

We can't get carts in these places. I actually have a gripe with like convenience stores. Now listen, we live in the land of bodegas, but bodegas are like very different than like a CVS or a Dwayne Reed. Yeah. I don't know if it's because of Amazon or like everything's happening online. Do you know that you cannot walk into a CVS these days and like get a birthday card or like like you can. But the so you remember like you used to walk in as a child and it'd be the whole row and it'd be like, birthday for him, birthday for her.

Birthday for someone you don't know that well. Like holy communion, bat mitzvah. You can't really walk in and get like a birthday bag, tissue paper and a birthday card and it's infuriating to me. I think you've fully nailed it or if it's something like Christmas comes around. and people are buying like bags they're all sold out like i get all of my christmas paper and i'm like very proud of myself because i it's something i really love looking for is christmas paper i get all my christmas paper on etzy yeah small business stuff i got cute little tennis racket ones from a company but like cvs truly in high school and college like if you couldn't find me my mom

would call me and be like you're at cbs aren't you like i was always in there because you loved the makeup. No, I just love a CVS. I'm like, yeah, let me try this trinket. Like, this is a new color. I haven't seen this. Like, I just love that type of shop. Like, I don't even know what that kind of shopping is. It's called stuff you don't need, which is, and stuff you do need. I'm like, well, I don't have a car nail file and like, what does something happen? And I need a nail file in the car. Like, nothing brought me more joy than like my first car and like truly packing it with things that I'm like, this is adorable like this is going to go in there i actually remember when i was younger for some reason at one point me and my friend go into like at cvs and she was like my dad gave me his credit card

we can get whatever we want i lost my fucking mind i was like we're rich like and i was like we're getting wreaths pieces we're getting this magazine like i was like this is life doesn't get better than this than being to pick anything from cvs everyone has that one friend in high school where they're like whatever i have my dad's card And it's just like now, like now that you're in your 30s, you're just like, so interesting. Where are those men? They're like, where are those men? Do not one man has ever given me his card?

Like, I feel like that is diabolical. More men need to be showing me their cards. Okay? I'm sick of it. I've had what? Seven boyfriends in my life? I don't have one card. I didn't have one card.

my possession. Also, I used, you'd look so good with someone else's card. Wait, one time I had my boyfriend's, a guy that I dated, I had his card for some reason. I had to get something for him, whatever. We had gotten into a fight earlier that day. You bought a Lamborghini. I went to lunch with my girlfriend. I spent $250.

I said whatever. I'm putting it on the car. It was inside. Okay, it was inside of sacks. The restaurant was in fact inside of sacks. I went and I put it on his card. Okay. I thought like I'm being naughty, whatever.

You gave me your card to pick something up for you. The least you could do is pick up my lunch. Yeah. Livid. He was livid. He was like, I can't believe you would use my card unauthorized. I was like, it wasn't unauthorized. You gave me your card to get you something.

And then I picked up a little something extra. You got hungry. Also, that's like, that's the payment for doing that. It's also like, this is the America you created. Like, give me your card. That reminds me. of me, the naughtiest I ever was, was using one of my ex-boyfriend's dad's cable passwords to get like optimum or, I don't know what I did, but it was like 10 years. And I also gave it to a lot of

other women. So I actually think I was like the Peter Pan or it was like a Hulu account or something. I don't know, but I like, I saw people who would post be like, does I even have a Hulu password? And I'm like, I do. Yeah. Back in the days where they didn't like track it to your home. Yeah, yeah. I'm the reason all those places had to be like, we're tracking you. Yeah, Netflix changed all the rules. Well, that's like our line. wire side we're like we gotta figure this out yeah like I'll hack it oh no I do miss going to the supermarket with your mom and you're just like can we get this and she's like no that's really sad because you dread that when it's happening you're like oh the last thing I want to do is walk into

the fucking grocery store to carry everything and now what I would give to like be in the passenger seat in my school uniform my mom being like we're just gonna stop quick like simply Simpler times. And you're like, are you going to make that sucky salmon dish again, Kim? Step it up. I can't eat this crap anymore. Now in my adult life, I'm like, I wish you could just come make a salmon for me. I have something else that's going to piss you off.

So I saved it for the end. The men are it again. So they were like upset that we did girl dinner and it like had such good PR. And they're starting this thing called boy kibble. I know. Let us have. Have one thing. What the fuck does that mean?

So it's basically boys being like, this is like grilled dinner, but healthier and manly. So it's them just taking like ground beef or ground turkey and like putting some rice in it and putting some vegetables in it and just like basically making themselves dog food. And they're calling it man. Boy kibble. Are they cooking it? Yeah. They don't have an original thought ever. Like they literally, everything is like piggybacked off of us.

it's like well look the gays and the girls are the best up branding so like obviously they have to wait and see like what we're doing and then the gays really are the best at branding like there's so many things that have come from like the gay community that then trickle into like the girls and then we start saying it and then the men's like know what it is i'm watching ruPaul's drag race so many things have been invented they were saying sickening in 2014 they started sleigh you know how they were like What did women invent? Like nothing? I couldn't tell you one thing.

Like you said right now, name one thing a man invented. War. And what a great note to leave off on. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so much. And you guys are the bestest. And have an amazing, wonderful weekend. That was so inspirational.

Good night.