Giggly Squad - Giggling about botox, tanning beds, and nipple piercings

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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Hannah and I have never been to Italy together, and we've decided we need to make it happen. We're thinking about going to the Amalfi Coast, and instead of booking a hotel, we want to book a place on Airbnb. The places we're looking at is this charming little cottage with beautiful views of the coast, but also just steps away from shops and restaurants. Of course, it's a guest favorite, which means it's one of the most loved homes on Airbnb. It also has a balcony overlooking the water, which is perfect for slow mornings. There's space to hang out and recap our days, and it will give us a place to actually be together. Hotels never really give you that. You're either sitting on your bed in one room or the other, or you have to be in the lobby.

It just doesn't make sense. But here, it would feel like home. We can spread out, have privacy when we want it, and still share all the fun moments that make a trip so memorable. Honestly, it's the kind of place that makes a trip feel like more than just a getaway. It makes it feel like you belong there. Fall is here, which means everyone's going back to school, getting back on a routine, and it's time to slide into some bambas. Bombas has the most comfortable socks, slippers, teas, and underwear, and the most premium materials. The best part about bambas is one purchase equals one

donated across Canada. I first got introduced to bambas from their marino wool socks, and they are like walking on a cloud. They also have heavyweight cotton teas, which are perfect for lounging around. They're extra thick and extra soft. One of my favorites is their slippers, obviously. Their Sherpa lining, cushioned footbed, and even more memory foam. The best thing about Bombas is that for every item you purchase, they donate one to somebody experiencing housing insecurity right here in Canada. It seems small, but it adds up.

And in fact, with the help of Bombas customers all over the world, Bombas has donated over 150 million essential clothing items to people who needed them. That's a whole lot of good. If you really want to have a cozy day, grab yourself a pair of Bomba's socks and put the slippers on too. And it's the best thing you'll ever do for your feet. Go to Bombas.ca slash giggly and use code giggly for 20% off your first purchase. That's B-O-M-B-A-S dot C-A slash giggly and use code giggly at checkout. Sup Gigglers.

Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello. No, that's... Why was that? I mean, that was just, it was great.

It was great. It's actually how I needed to start the pod tonight. Wait, Paige said, I told her a way that I wanted her to start the pod. She said, don't creative direct me. She has something to start it. This pot is 50-50. So please, how would you like to start it? Two men?

She's pointing at the camera. Okay, I have to say something, and nobody knows. My mom doesn't even know. And I've been holding it in for almost seven days. And I haven't, I literally, that's why I haven't been texting you back. Because I'm like, I have to tell. Wait, we actually have had kind of a quiet back and forth week. Sure.

Because you didn't want to lie to me. Yeah. Can I guess? Yeah. I feel like you know it. You got Botox. Yeah. No.

Okay. So I go into the appointment. First of all, I go into the appointment after. We were, you guys, wait. This is, you guys, this has never happened in the history of Giggly Squad. Page six, it now's your time to shine. This is hot goss off the press. Hot gosh, she froze her eggs and then she froze her face.

Okay, so. They said headline continue. Wait, continue. I'm so excited. Sorry, okay, so I go to the doctor after we record Giggly Squad last week. And this is to be honest, after you record Giggly Squad, you were all. You're feeling vulnerable. I'm like, you can literally convince me of anything right now.

So I sit down and she's like, how did you hear about me? Like tell me, tell me like what brings you it. I literally thought it was like a therapist. Like the way she worded it, she was like, what are your goals? What are your aspirations? She was like, how are your innards? Yeah. And I was like, look, I'm very skin focused, skin forward before Botox and injections and all of that.

And I was like, and not because I'm against it at all. I just know myself and I know I'm going to be obsessed with it. And she's like, okay, honestly, you're building it up so much. Like, get over it. You're 33. Yeah, she was like, how have you even lasted this long? She goes, you're geriatric in terms of pregnancies. Literally.

She was like, you look 102. Thank God you found me. But this is a problem. When you talk to Botox people, they're so used to talking about it that they are very, like, babe, who gives a fuck? And she was like, tell me what your biggest fears are regarding it. Or in life. Yeah. Honestly, we got into it.

The appointment was only 30 minutes. I was there for a full hour. Was she like, see what's happening under your eye here. That's from the stress of... Well, she goes, I've been watching you talk so I can tell how your face already moves. And I'm... And I can already tell you that I wouldn't even give you a full amount that I give. Transplant.

Yeah, like, your face, you don't have to... You can use some of the face. We'll keep some of it. She was like, I'm... I guess the normal is like 60 cc's. I don't even know. She was like, I wouldn't even go up to that. Like, I would give you 40.

And so I'm still like, okay. What about Prozac? Are we talking about? Who knows? At this point, I'm like, I don't. What's the numbers start? What's the numbers? Big pharma got involved.

Wait, when she started saying numbers, do I'm blank? Yeah, I was like, so I'm sitting there. And I'm like, like, when I get uncomfortable, I do just like things like with my hands. And so I'm like visibly uncomfortable. And I'm like, I got to walk out of this appointment. I'm not just like going rogue and getting Botox on. I'm alone on a Monday afternoon. Like, I didn't even tell my mom I was going to this appointment.

I thought she was going to, like, oh, she was going to hit me with, like, oh, let's do, like, microderm abrasion and then, like, we'll wait on Botox. I thought you were going to say she thought she was going to hit me with a pan or something. Honestly, who knows? I mean. Hit me with the panini. Okay, so you're there alone. You're scared. You're hungry.

So I'm sitting there. I'm, like, visibly uncomfortable. You're naked and afraid. Yeah, she's like, what are your biggest fears? And I go, well, I told my best friend that I would do this. with her. And so now not only am I betraying her, but like I haven't even told my mom. Like no one even no one knows I'm here right now. I literally felt like I was a spy. But the thing is Botox is such an individual experience where like you need to have your moment alone to be

alone to be like what's really going on. Because we can't do like a two for one like that's crazy. She was like, okay, I'm going to do it. Oh so she basically goes. She was like, okay, we're going to Wait, that's me at the nail salon. They're like, we're not going to do that color. She was like, you're not going to hate it. And if you do, it goes away and I, like, you never have to come back here. What were your, like, areas that you were like, don't touch versus touch? I didn't say don't touch anything.

Obviously, I brought up my orbital bone. And she goes, it's more noticeable to you than it is to the average person. I go, have you seen the internet? Have you heard of Giggly Squad? Have you ever, have you heard of Instagram at all? and she's like I can do like a little bit to help that but like so there was no places yeah it looks the same than I she was like it takes 10 days to like really start working

so I'm like almost there you're you're six days in she said it'll be gone in like four months okay did she say because your metabolism is so fast it's gonna she didn't say I go back next week for her to just like check in okay so she was a facial balancing artist I don't know But she was amazing And you want to know what

I actually I'm happy I even lasted this long Botox has been being pushed to me Since I was eight years old Eight years old I mean Have you Yeah were you live

Watching any TV Like aging has been pushed to women Since literally Before I was in puberty I miss watching like Y2K Like 2000s comedies though Where the hot girls had normal lips Well you know I love it

period piece. Yes. And white chicks. My favorite period piece. And I can't watch a period piece if one of the actresses has Instagram face. Like I just watched House of Guinness on Netflix and like the main girl stunning, gorgeous. But like she had her lip stun. And I was like, they didn't have their lips done then. And so I can't.

Des said that it wasn't historically accurate so we couldn't watch it. It wasn't historically accurate. He's correct. I looked it up after. Wait, so. But phenomenal show. I need to dig in. a little more. You can't just, you can't just drop that bomb and then leave. So were you like,

what was your biggest fear? That I was going to look different and that I was going to be addicted to it, which I am. I was obsessed with that. Were you afraid that when I walked in today, I was going to be like, have you seen Paige? No, I thought my mom, because I face time with my parents all the time. So I thought, and my mom has always been like, did you get your lips done? And I'm like, what? No, I just had a lot of salt yesterday. So, like, she's very on it with my face. My mom will just be like, what was the last time you did Pilates? No, so I was nervous. Well, your eyebrows are moving.

Yeah, like, I can raise my. They're still moving. Are they going to, like, in the next couple of days, move less? I don't know. We don't know. Are you, like, obsessed with looking at your face? Okay, do you want to tell the girls where you got it? Or do you not know?

I'm going to put it in the newsletter. I'll put, like, where the doctor. office the actual place I went to the girl that did it and we'll do like a whole I'm really happy for you I'm really happy too like I am excited for it

I'm excited also it's gone in like five months so also I think like we've decided as a nation that like Botox is great and filler is what you have to be afraid of yeah I actually almost got there's I don't know I'm back on the algorithm of these doctors

would you get Botox done by a doctor whose face looks crazy or not even crazy like no yeah you wouldn't no that's insane see sometimes i'm like i feel like when you go to a plastic surgeon's office for anything like you could be going to get like a mole removed yeah but the people working in the office are almost like examples i feel like yeah they're like mannequins you specifically should be the number one example but i kind of love a surgeon that's like never touched their face A surgeon that doesn't believe in... Yeah, like, they're sagging.

As a surgeon that just judges you the whole time and is like, I would never. You go, okay, that's... Someone has an ego. Yeah, I feel like... Oh, yeah, this one lady was like, oh, I will put hyluronic acid. But they realize that's filler.

They just don't say filler. They call it hyleronic acid, though. No. Which she tricked me. I was like, sure. So wrong. Sure. No, you're wrong.

Oh. No, hyaluronic acid is like in your skin care. Oh, they put something, hyleronic something. Okay. Actually. Chris, spell hyalonic. H-I-L. No, you're ready off.

Christopher. Christopher. Paige literally just looked at you. Even Paige knew that. Speaking of body dysmorphia, I went to the Tourist Secret. Oh, my God, yes. So, by the way, Paige and I weren't going to go. We had other plans.

Then I pulled a fast one on her and I go, I casually on Monday was like, I think I'm going to go to Victoria's Secret. And then that's when you were like, I don't, like, you can't just do that. Yeah, I was like, no, I can't go. The way, I can't go anywhere anymore without people being like, where's page? Yeah. I met Jenna Lyons for the first time. She goes, where's page? And I was like, she's sleeping.

And she was like, oh, my God, like, all mad that you were sleeping. And I was like, let's have respect for rest. Yeah. Let's bring back rest. I can't do everything. You can't be everything for anyone, everyone. I can't do it all. Also, you just had facial construction surgery. Sorry, I was recovering from being gorgeous.

You just had full surgery. Yeah. So I, you never know where they're going to seat you. It's so funny, they sat me next to Matt Rogers. And I'm like, I love that they put the two comedians together. Yeah. The sideline banter. No, he's phenomenal.

Was incredible. Because in the beginning, we were just, like, loving everything. And then by the end, we were acting, like, when you watch the Olympics at first, you're like this is amazing and then you're like okay let's get the knee up a little more you know when you know when they mic up um like football players when they're like practicing or something or like on like game days yeah petition to mic you up at all fashion events yes like every single fashion event if we could have a recap just from your you being miced up while they're walking down do you know i love this show because it was a fucking party so like when everyone went down

like Matt and I were yelling like and then I got obsessed with you know when you like watch basketball and you try to like say their name so they look at you I was obsessed when the girl would go down I'd be like yes angel and like try to get her a look at me and every now and then they would look at me it's not about you

how dare you say that how dare you say that I loved your outfit oh my god you looked very cheap can I give you the tea yeah so someone jokingly said to me you should go on eBay and get like a vintage Victoria Secret, like, lingerie. So I went online.

I bought, like, three or four of them. They were all, like, 40 bucks. That was $50. It's called a chemise. Chemis. Okay. A commes, camis. A camis.

But it was literally $40. And I tried it on, and it was, like, giving. And then I wore my granny ponies. And obviously, you had those. And then I got Lucio to shoot. iconic and he was like we have to get

the iconic page shot where like all the hands are in and then Grace's hand was like on the bottom it was really funny but I do have to say

I saw Missy Elliott performed three songs it was that was like really insane the millennial heart just like and then sitting like a couple yards away

was La Roach Sarah Jessica Parker and close of viny who's kind of like a little bit of my fashion icon. I was going to say you, like, I could see

you vibing to her. Like, aesthetic. She's very cool. Yeah. And, like, but not, like, doesn't care if you think she's cool. Like, her and the girl from girls, um, that plays Jessa, like, those two vibes

are so your, like, style vibes. But Jessa, by the way, I follow her on Instagram. She's amazing. She's the one that said, someone asked, we think about ourselves too much. We think about ourselves too much, iconic. She's like a little more like fairy Like she's like mystical You guys also all have like similar hair

Why did you say like that? You went hair Hair Because it's always like just like a messy Like I didn't brush it today I knew you were going to say something Like it's very boho It's very boho sheke

It's very Chloe It's type B You're being defensive Sorry Sorry sorry I'm Botox now symmetrical, I'm perfect, I've always wanted this. Wait, also, I always have like a new beauty thing that I'm like, what are you doing? Like researching and like trying to do. Okay, so I've tried to do Envisaline for like, I'm not kidding, seven years. I just tried to start it again today. It hurts so

bad. It hurts so bad, but also it's so hard to do when you have a job like this. During COVID, I was incredible. Amazing. But there are so many times where I like, I have to actually be able to speak and I have a lisp when I have it. Like, I just, like, can't. Yeah. So I was, like, looking up online, well, did I tell you about the time when I was at a wedding and a girl came up to me and was like, what are you doing with your teeth? No, no, no.

What? I'm at a wedding. Why am I crying? What? I'm standing? I'm standing with one of my girlfriends, okay. Eating? Eating.

Talking shit. No, yeah, I'm, like, vibing. I'm being a good guest. Like, I'm sucking dick and accidentally hitting him with it. Hello. I'm chopping it up, chatting with this girl. Another girl comes over. She's like to my right, okay?

But she's like in my side profile. Like she's looking at me from the side. You go, it was my mom. And I'm chatting to my girlfriend. And then like the conversation like kind of ends. And this girl goes, what's what are you doing with your teeth? That was it. That was the end of the sentence.

And I just go, I'm like mid bite. I'm like, I don't know what should I be doing. Wait, she meant like they look. good? I don't know. No. No. I know. I mean, no. And so, and I do have, like, what are you wearing? What are you up to with your teeth, maybe?

I feel like the phrase, what are you doing with? The with is, it's the with that also, you're not doing anything with it. This is how your teeth look. Yeah, like, there's not much. What you're doing with it? It's not like you got bad veneers or anything. And I think she could see that I had like an envisaline

bracket. And I was like, oh, like, I'm always trying to do envisaline. but like I can just never do it like I can't stick to it like I'll go four weeks and then I fall off like blah blah blah whatever and she was like well you should get braces under your teeth and I was like what is that and she was like a lot of like people in entertainment do it on the inside yeah so I might do it on my top teeth I might do that on my bottom teeth the thing is you just get that idea right now you go oh so first you do Botox about me then you do the faces not me. You're just leaving me behind. Wait, no, it's because, first of all, I have cemetery teeth if I let him go. You have what? Like, it's, my bottom teeth will look like a cemetery, like

gravestones. Like, they get really crossed up. I need a new topic, actually. Let's actually put a pin in this for until next week. You took it gross. I was talking tastefully about my teeth. No, but if you have it, like food gets stuck in it a lot.

That's what they said. But you just have to get one of those um water washers which you would love to have i have a water pick yeah water pick is so one tic-tac and was like yeah so i know my mom water picks for like two hours every night she's iconic yeah she's like really good with her teeth i know um but yeah i tried to do inviseline today and i was immediately in like a horrible mood i'm like why i'm in a bad mood i'm like oh yeah because my teeth are fucking killing me i just can't do it well i don't know i had braces when i was younger i don't know why they didn't give me like a permanent retainer see i love your teeth at least you're not like Not to, like, compare, but, like, when my teeth go off, like, I get buck tooth.

Well, I just, like, don't like, like, two of them. So I need to fix them. True. But I'm not. I would never get veneers. What are their names? I haven't named them. They don't deserve names.

They don't know. Oh, one last thing Jenna Lyon said about us. She was like, oh, my God, you guys are, like, you and Paige are, like, an iconic lesbian couple. And I was like, thank you. No, we are. I said, from the head of the lesbian community. Thank you

I recently have had an influx of lesbians being like waiting for you to come out and I'm like, it's okay I may or may not have spread that rumor also you saw Sierra Miller Okay so I get there

I'm sitting with Haley Who I'm allowed to hang out with Because she's blonde And she, I was like Sierra must be here Either she's walking Which she should be Or she's here

But I didn't have any service So as When it was over Everyone's just like Okay get out So we're all walking and of course I walk right into her I look her up and down

and she looks at me she goes don't do it don't do it and I started taking my fun out she goes don't say it don't say it she goes fuck don't say it and I go this is what Sierra award my running and she's like fuck you don't vote right when I saw her literally right when I saw a picture of what she was wearing I immediately text Hannah and I go

Sierra's at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show find her because you're going to love her outfit the second she saw me she goes oh no And then she's like, and don't talk about it in Giggly Squad. Wait. I also told her we weren't going to talk about it on Giggly Squad. Yeah, I said I would never talk about it in Giggly Squad. Did you see her bag?

I didn't know it was a bag. She kept handing it to me and I thought it was just like a toy she brought. And then later on I realized it was a bag. I saw it on the interweb. And I said, oh, my God, Sierra wants that kind of cat. And so I bought her that bag because I was just like. I thought you can say so I bought her a sphinx. I don't like the name of that cat

Sphinx Yeah Do you know that they're really oily I have heard that And like if you have one Then like their oil gets on your couch and stuff Or that could be good for your skin Disgusting, no that's where I draw the one

But also now that you've Botox Do you even have to do skin care You're kind of just like I feel different glowing You know what it feels like Did you ever go tanning in high school Like to a tanning bed? No

Wait wait wait Wait, wait, wait, seriously? No, because my mom is, like, obsessive me getting cancer. Never, not one time you've never been in a tanning bed. No, my mom doesn't want me to get cancer. Oh, my way. That's why my skin looks so good. Oh, my God, Hannah.

That's why my skin looks good. You've never walked in to a tanning bed with a girl who literally is orange with her hair up like this, being like, do you need goggles? No. I did get a spray tan for the first time in college, and it got all over, like, everything. And then I didn't do it until Summer House when you made me do it. Okay. Spray tanning beds in high school

were my religion, my life. How often did you go? We went every single day after school. Like, everyone went every single day after school. Now I'm stressed for you. I literally got so tan one year. I was like neon and my mom like started crying. She was like, you're brooding yourself.

So she knew. She knew. And I knew that about Botox. I was like this is going to be just like a tanning bed circa 2008. Like I'm gonna fucking love it. Maybe that's why people don't give me cocaine because I could tell that like I didn't do tanning beds.

Maybe it's a quarter. There is a tanning bed cocaine pipeline. Actually, they would give you cocaine in the tanning bag. New reality is a TV series. Where's your tanning place? Receptionist now. Actually, fuck Fanderpump Rules. I want to see the drama that goes on in a tanning salon.

A lot. And you could tell you could cut it with a knife during prom season. You could literally cut it with a knife. Prom season, they're like, can I have a day? They had a rule where it was like, you could only go once. day like you couldn't go why would you need to go more than once a day well because sometimes you're short on time and so you could only go once a day so we would go to different tanning places so that we could go more than once a day can you please put like a health um warning advisory yeah on this i mean

i haven't gone to a tanning bed since literally 2010 okay this is my question and i know the answer i do wish they would come back though like the dopamine hit of a tanning bed especially the dead of winter. How long would you be lying there for? I would get up to like 12 minutes. Was it like hot? Yeah, it's like toasty. Okay, my question to you, even though I know the answer, would you get a sticker, like, on your lower hip? I didn't. I always wanted to because they're so cool. But you don't put a sticker on a Lamborghini. But my mom would have lost her fucking mind.

Oh, the cancer was fine, but not the sticker. Yeah. Yeah. We're still in vain households. Okay, let's not get a twist. actually the one the thing that really deterred me I can't believe you never even felt what it feels like Well have you seen Final Destination 3 Yes but now Hannah Page trying new things New episode I have to take you tanning

No like my mom would like literally like call the police If I was in a tanning bed Oh my God Wait do you think less or more of me? I'm not sure I'm not sure you know what it is You have zero rebellion in you at all. I have zero rebellion.

What is that, you think? Well, that's where I rebel now. No, that's nice. I rebel now with my outfits. Yeah, because, like, there was a time in high school and my mom was like, don't go tanning. And I was like, okay. No, I've never.

And I'm like, Stephanie, can you drive me tanning? I mean, not to get deep into it, but yeah, no, I was Mrs. Goody two shoes because I wanted everyone to love me and choose me and pick me. Interesting. I was pick me, but, like, for my parents. They're, like, biologically programmed two. You pick you. Fall is here, which means everyone's going back to school, getting back on a routine, and it's

time to slide into some bambas. Bombas has the most comfortable socks, slippers, teas, and underwear, and the most premium materials. The best part about bambas is one purchase equals one donated across Canada. I first got introduced to bambas from their marino wool socks, and they are like walking on a cloud. They also have heavy weight cotton teas, which are perfect for last. lounging around. They're extra thick and extra soft. One of my favorites is their slippers, obviously.

They're Sherpa lining, cushioned footbed, and even more memory foam. The best thing about Bombas is that for every item you purchase, they donate one to somebody experiencing housing insecurity right here in Canada. It seems small, but it adds up. And in fact, with the help of Bombas customers all over the world, Bombas has donated over 150 million essential clothing items to people who needed them, that's a whole lot of good. If you really want to have a cozy day, grab yourself a pair of Bomba's socks and put the slippers on too, and it's the best thing you'll ever do for your feet. Go to bombas.ca slash giggly and use code giggly for 20% off your first purchase. That's B-O-M-B-A-S-Gigley and use code giggly at checkout. When I was younger in my 20s, I didn't care what was in my apartment

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I was really mad at him? The worst thing I would do was I'd be like, you know, you're adopted. And I was thinking about why he was so fucked up when I did it, because my brother blue eyes and blonde hair so I'd be like let's say what everyone's been thinking look in the fucking mirror you're fucking adopts and you go mom told me I'm not and I go that's of course she would say that that's what she would say as a younger sister who has trauma but you and Gary look like the same font well there are no pictures of my mom pregnant with me and we still haven't gotten to the bottom of but she was like I gained 50 pounds I didn't want a photo you're like I know who the dad is don't know who the mom

there is something there is something amiss still to the say 32 years old and if my brother says I'm adopted I quick look at my mom just to see her initial reaction I'm not convinced oh I have to make an apology the floor is yours I did something jarring yeah and I didn't warn you okay I know what it is I know what it is and you did this last time right oh I didn't know we're telling us last time I know we're keeping score you change your profile picture all of a sudden you're DMing me and I'm I'm like throw I'm like who is who's DM me because you I'm getting used to the photo staring back at you.

So I'm easily, you know, socially peer pressured. So I posted those new photos and people liked them and everyone's like, change your profile picture. So I changed it and immediately I like didn't like it. I thought it was like too sexy for me. Because like sometimes when I'm so sexy, I'm like, people can't handle this. It's too much sex. No, your profile picture is very reflective of like what you're going through at that time and how you feel about yourself.

Yeah. And I don't want people to go to my page and immediately see sex kitten, even though, like, am I a sex can't? Yes. But do I always want to be her? No? It's tough. Is it hard being a sex kitten so much? Yeah. But the preaches is this is, you being 2025. You're a 2025 sex symbol of the year. I never say girls who are 34 have the highest sex drive.

Like, where? Wait, do they? Oh my God, you're 30s? It's crazy. You start, like, humping tables again. Look at you. You're like, you're only felt that yet. You're only 32, just wait. It's going to hit. Wait, I turn 33 like tomorrow.

I know, I'm ready. I'm ready. I have your gift. 30, babe, 33 and 32, same age. Yeah, 34. You're 40. Okay. Enjoy.

That's crazy. 34, I'm 35. I'm not 40 yet. But 35, I'm 40. Yeah, one year. Give me a break. No, turning 33 is great because you're like, I'm still 30. Yeah, I don't care about turning 30.

following years, I'm going to have to put you in like a psych war. I think we got the Botox now. You guys, I'm 34, pages 32 right now. I'm like, you little baby. Yeah. You little tiny baby. Good. Keep treating me like that.

You are. You're my little young baby with my baby Botox. You know what I did this week? What did you do? You know when you have like... Yes. Actually, I was going to say, no, you definitely don't. You know, when you have projects around your house that, like, you want to get done? And you don't.

I know that you don't. I'm like, when my mom visits. Yeah, okay. She'll tell me my point. So I have, like, insane closets space in my apartment. I really have, like, great closets. But I have everything's, like, split up into my closet. So, like, not all my stuff is in, like, one closet, like, a frickin' normal person.

So I have, like, six of them. okay and I'm not complaining and I'm not bragging. Can I call you out? One of these could have been a bedroom for like her family when she visited. That's crazy. She was like, you could have had to pull out a couch.

That's crazy. I don't want people staying. I don't want you coming and staying with me for the weekend. That's smart of you. That's smart. Get a hotel like a normal person. Yeah. Mom and dad. You were saying you have a project and you have six closets.

So this week I was like, guys. All right I was like, guys, I can't get glam I literally is like I'm not glaming this week this week at all I'm not glaming I'm not going anywhere

I'm staying in my apartment That's the only thing I'm doing Monday through Friday You did Amazon I know Josephine told me And I was like this poor girl That was the only time I had to leave my apartment

So I did all my zooms and all my calls from that I literally had a week where it's like You know and you're just like oh when I have time I'll do that I dedicated a week to all of those projects and it was

so invigorating and amazing and my apartment looks fake it's in tip top shape I do have to say like you went on Fallon like the previous week and like there's something weird to be said that like the joy of going on Fallon

is actually equivalent to the joy of like finishing a project in your house and I don't mean to be like like Fallon is not incredible but there is it's what brings you joy in your heart it's what brings you joy and I've done Fallon I've never completed a project in my house and like what I would give to like finish I installed shelves I took my toolbox out wait I knew you did because I sent you that meme of that cat with you see you give me an edible and I'll come up with crazy organizational

projects so this is my brain right now you guys so I haven't received my driver's license yet like in the mail in the mail because I don't know what my address is I've moved so many times gun to my head couldn't tell you where it is but then like you go online and my DMV I can't get it to work okay so then does was like did it stress you out when I said you have to register or you have to vote yeah well I think I'm actually I'm set up to vote in Long Island oh which is my situation I believe but I have to double check um the DMV Des was like send them an email and I was like I don't think The DMV does it

But anyway I send them an email And being like hi my name's Hope your week is going well They're like the DMV has a fuck you button Like for sure So they respond with like a generic email being like Hey we don't know what you're talking about Can you call this number which I took as a

I'm never going to get my license So Des yesterday was like did you call the DMV And I was like I emailed them And you're like no I'm a millennial No, he goes, well, what they say? And he said, they gave me a number. But, like, obviously, I'm not going to do that. And he goes, you have to call them.

And I'm like, no. So I have to call them. I'd actually rather. Wait, has this been stressing you out for days? Days. This is month two. It's two months in. I passed my test in August.

That you haven't called? Yeah. So I'd actually rather physically go into the DMV than call them. Because I don't think they're going to, there's something about customer service where whenever I have to explain what's wrong. They always respond to me, like, they've never heard it in the world, and, like, I'm insane. Yeah. Like, you know, you say something, like, so basic.

You'd be like, hey, I have to set up a new appointment, and they're like, what I don't do customer service. So, I don't know what to do. I just keep that. I don't even return. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not going to have a driver's license. I think you should call. If there's any, again, if there's that good gigglers at the DMV, I need your help. Also, one other note.

I really thought in 2025 there'd be more things going on with 3D printers Hannah Yes I've never been more aligned on something I just thought about this I thought we were going to be building houses by now The way I thought

Do you remember when all the 3D printer talk Was happening a couple years ago There was a girl that came out with getting your nails done Through a 3D printer Where is she? Where is she? Are they holding our hostage? It was like you put your hand in a machine And it just went and did it like quickly Big Nail group companies were like, oh, hell no.

What's going on with 3D printing? When I first heard of 3D printing, I said, oh, this is... I thought they were going to solve, like, so many medical things. No, for sure. I recently heard of something... There's certain... Oh, someone told me there's a conspiracy theory that this is so niche and not important. Okay.

But it's for the golfers out there. It's perfect for the pocket. Okay, so if you ever play golf, all you do is, like, lose your golf ball all the time. And I realized, like, it's definitely, there should be an app to help you find your golf ball. Like, men spend hours just, like, in the woods trying to find their golf balls. But then I realized they don't want to have an app for people to find golf balls because they want people to keep buying golf balls. And that's on, period. Big golf ball.

Big golf balls. They're real motherfucker. So now. They could also just change the color of the golf balls. Yes, but it's still hard to see it. Like, if it gets in the woods, men are out here just, like, searching for golf balls for hours. But then again, maybe the wives, maybe the wives are like, good, I don't want them to find the golf ball. Let them just, like, search for the golf ball.

But then it's funny because when women, men can't find anything ever. Yeah. So, like, maybe it's just the men. Because I find my golf balls. When you're golfing, like, and you hit it into, like, the woods. Yeah. Are you actually hitting it from the woods back? Sometimes.

You're not picking it up and caring. No, that's cheating. Golf sounds stupid. I would be cheating all the time. So when you're in the woods, like, sometimes if you hit it wrong, it can hit the tree and come back and, like, kill you. No, like, golf is a serious sport. People won't talk about it.

But, like, it's my brother almost... Has anyone ever died playing professional golf? Yeah. Really? My brother almost decapitated me once. Like, whilst on TV, like, playing. Someone DM me. They were like, I know you make fun of page.

not be able to spell, but every now and then she drops a word that everyone's, like, like, waltzed. That was crazy. People have died. People definitely have gotten concussions. I mean, in professional golf. I don't think anyone, any professional golfers have died while playing golf. I think people who are watching them play have died because they got in with the ball.

Would people be dying? I mean, it's inevitable. going to die, but... If you wanted to kill someone, going golfing... Go to golf, I'm going to look at it like this. I can't tell... Like, if you were a hitman, like, that's how you would set it up

so they'd look like an accident. The perfect murder is really going golfing. Oh, could you step back a little more than they're perfect? Wait, can you look up if anyone's died playing? I am looking it up right now. It doesn't look like anybody's died on the field. Okay, look, I had a really good idea with 3D printers. And that's friendship.

You have to, like, sometimes you're going to have really good ideas. Really high highs and really low-loos. And you have to remember that that's the same person you love. Wait, it's literally like quicksand, 3D printers. I thought it was going to be more prevalent in our society. I thought it was going to, yeah. I did not see AI coming. Okay, they're really few people who are a loop?

I mean, I did. Have you seen I robot? like 15 years ago I just thought that like we'd have more it'd be more accessible to get like 3D printed things I just think that people don't like I thought I'd own a 3D printer by now no for sure which I know what happened printers don't work no one can figure out first before I was a 3D printer let's get a normal printer to work like Bluetooth printers printers used to work until you guys got all fancy with it I swear to God doesn't I got a printer It's never worked.

We've had it for like six months. It's never worked. I've seen that printer. Yeah, it's never worked. You know it's crazy. I use my printer all the time. And it works. You run out of ink? Ever?

Do you know how to replace the ink cartridge? I do. Also, the... No, I can't. That's like the DMV. Not on a Sunday. You guys, it's a Sunday, by the way. Oh, my God, do you know it would be such a good movie?

Botox serial killer. How a woman is killing me. people giving them Botox? Yeah, I think about that all the time when I get like an IV. Yeah, you think everyone with Ivy is trying to murder you. Speaking of trying to murder me. I got into an Uber the other day and I,

you ever like, you're just so parched. Like, you're so fucking thirsty. Every second of the day. You're just like, I'll die if I don't have a sip of water. Literally me every second. And I get into this Uber and in the cup holder to freshly ice, cold, aqua, Pana. I mean, I was in an SUV. It was nice. It looked so good. But in my head, I can never

drink a drink from an Uber, take a piece of gum or a mint, because you've poisoned it. So you're like torching yourself, staring at the water. Staring at it. Wait, but do you ever see like, okay, if it's not opened? Don't trust it. But there's a seal for a reason. You think they murdered the people? I think they unsealed it, put in the poison, sealed. it back up. It's not that hard to reseal things. True, if you have a resealer at home. Yeah, I'm sure you can get one on Amazon. I'm sure you can 3D print a resealer. Wait, that's crazy. And I feel bad because some Uber drivers, you're like, you can tell that they like, do a lot. They're like, I'm going to go and get all of the stuff for the back of my car. I'm going to have this like thing playing. There's lights. And I'm just like, I love the effort. But I personally can never drink or eat something from an Uber. So the guy's strip will be like, if you need water, it's right here and you go, knock it. gonna get me today sir i'm not that easy like yeah good try maybe the next girl will fall for that see i'm the kind of person we're like at a party if i'm really thirsty and i see there's water even

if it's like been drinking from i'm drinking it i have my mom in my head saying don't you dare pick that up also i'm like no one's roofing a water i don't know i mean being roofied in an uber is kind of the perfect crime but true if you think about it and someone's drinks it and they pass out in the Uber there you go if you were a waitress at a restaurant and someone didn't finish their fries and you were really hungry would you ever eat the fries? Yes. Yes. Okay so you're not like

psycho. Like if I worked there I was the waitress and I'm like in the kitchen and I like have the plate. Yeah I'm not like a freak obviously I would like even though they're like dirty little hands was like all over it. I actually caused a little bit of a stir yesterday. Wait why was I giving the Teen Vogue party? Because I also just know it's going to be like the most non-stirring thing.

That's so sad. My mom was singing jazz as she does. And we're at this restaurant. It was me and my dad at the bar, chilling. Yeah. And then suddenly this guy's like, someone lost jewelry. Someone lost jewelry. And he comes up to me and he's holding this like gem.

It looks like a big, big diamond. Yeah. And he goes. Like ring? It was just like a gem. Yeah, and he's like, is this yours? And I was like, no, sir, it's not mine. He goes, it was right under you.

And I was like, not mine. Thank you. Not my gemstone. I'm a peridot. That's not me. I'm an August baby. I'm like, so please leave me alone. I'm with my dad.

And he goes, are you sure? And I look and I realized I had just threw on some crooks. And they had all these jippets. One of the jibbits was like, these like jam jibs. And I go, oh, that's my jibbit. and the guy goes what and I go thank you and I couldn't put it back it's hard to put it how did the jibbit come off who knows

so anyway my crocs caused quite a stir at the bar yesterday but it looked like it was I have another reason why the crocs caused quite a stir at the bar yesterday they were also how do they come up with the name jibbitt I didn't know what a gibbets was I said excuse you and then they said it's just like

They've really popped off with the gibbets. They really popped off with their collaborations, and it's crazy because I haven't gotten any mail. Do you think I'm keeping us from getting a crock, a Giggly Squad collab? You know, I didn't think about that? If anything, they have built in hilarious marketing, because it could just be, like, a commercial about how you've gotten me to wear crocs, and I've been, like, against it. I think they've pitched it, and you said, no. Oh. I think they're like, what if Hannah convinced Paige and you go?

Do you know what I want to pitch crocs? Yeah. a crock with a pointed toe. That sounds so fucking ugly. I can't even. But their whole thing, I think, though, is like... Having wide feet. Oh, is it?

I don't know. But it's shaped as your foot is, which is, like, it goes out. And all these shoes that make your feet turn in, it's like when they... I don't, I don't align with you on this struggle. It's the patriarchy. I'm literally almost done with my refresher. still on my mango, pineapple, refresher. B.S. What are you drinking? Because you look different. That's blueberry? Mm-hmm. With lemonade. Very good shade today. It kind of matches your

nails. Yes, it does. Are we doing red now? Is it time? No, I'm almost done with red. Jacqueline comes next week. These puppies are gone. And we'll see them next year. Maybe one time in this, but I got French, so it means I could have a French for like two years. It just, no one can tell. It just grows out. I'm looking at my notes. I did say I need to see tea Payne live. Is that coming across your TikTok now? My TikTok is all T-Pain. He's, like, dancing, like, amazing.

I just feel like his... He's like, he's low-key, like, the best singer. Yeah, I think his concerts are, like, insane. Chris is nodding. Are you a big T-Pain guy? I've seen some of the T-Pain concerts. It's good stuff. Chris and I actually have the same algorithm.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like you guys do have a very similar algorithm. You have a 26-year-old man's album. 100%. That makes actually so much sense. The other day, my algorithm got to... almost like too girly like I was like how many skin care routines

can I fucking watch well you haven't been looking at my messages and so then I went and looked at your messages and got my algorithm back to like a lovely place I was like hello give me a couple humor jokes whenever Dez like set my TikTok he goes why do you have so many more tits than me

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Your best friend um wore a dress that I wore Ha Haile Bieber wore this black dress that I wore to Las Colteristas

so we're basically sister's where she wear I don't know no she wore it to the Kylie Jenner something did she wear the hat no she didn't

Well, there was a theme for Las Culturistas that nobody did, so that's why I was bringing the hand. It's like a whole thing. It's all of and forgotten about it. But anyway, I digress. I saw the Met America. The gala. Gala. Academy.

Academy. Of the America. Of America Society. Museum. Geographic. And I told you, graphic. That's what it was. All these celebrities go to like one thing and you're like,

like, oh, they've all been going for a year. You're like, I've never heard of this. Well, they were saying it's like the mechal of the West Coast, and I was like, okay, rebrand. That is exactly the name of it, though. Yeah, yeah, that's it. We can't get it again. The charity of the gal of the museums. Were there any outfits that you were, like, into or the vibes?

What are you thinking about the state of fashion? As someone who's just cleaned her closet. So you're in a refresh palette right now. People were really hating on Kim Kardashian. Did you see she had like that covered face? Kim Kardashian is so cunt because one, we all knew it was her. Do you know how good your branding has to be? To show up without your face and people go, that's Kim K.

Yes. Like that, she's won. Yeah. She's won. Honestly, when we did Vanity Fair, I didn't even see Kim K walk in and I felt her presence. I was like, Kim Kardashian is here. I was conned with a K. And then she.

The Scaparelli. Everyone's talking, but everyone was talking about Kim. Yeah. And then the jewels were insane. Also, like, I wonder, does she have full glam under? Or do you think she said yes. She did. Because she was taking, it was a dinner, so she knew she was, like, taking that off at some point.

Okay. What did you say about Scapparelli? She wore that, she wore a Scaparelli dressed to her premiere of that show, which I can't wait for that to come out. Yeah, really, really good. What is that, what is it, something, all something, something? Corsets are back. Yeah. I feel like we're reclaiming them.

From the Victorians. I mean, like, sitting in a... No, I actually, do you remember that lime green corset that you had that you literally wore it everywhere? Wait, why do I not remember? Are you kidding? You had a lime green corset. You were you kidding, it ruined my life, and you can't remember it?

You wore this lime green corset from Amazon everywhere. You wore it with green pants. You wore it with silver pants. You wore it with jeans. I've seen this. So you bringing up horses right now is actually really triggering. That era was crazy. When windbreaker pants were trending, I was scared for my life because I was like,

Hannah's thrown out all of her pants. She only windbreaks. She's a windbreaker now. Like, she only breaks wind. Like, there's nothing else she's doing, but going outside and breaking wind. It's a great pan for farts. I posted a TikTok, which I've been, I'm getting back on my TikTok era. because people were making fun of millennials for putting LOL at the end of sentences

and I realize I do beginning and end like I do a LOL sandwich yeah and the video let me just redoing my Tick-Doc video but I was like it's like an emotional um emotional blanket security blanket security blanket but that if you're making fun of someone for putting LOL before after like you didn't live through 9-11 Damn. And Gen Z can't say anything about it because they weren't even alive. No, like, they don't have any. They, like, are reading about it.

Do you want to know what I think it is? I think millennials are such, like, people pleasers in general, where Gen Z isn't. Yeah, Gen Z will just stare at you, like, thinking about something else, even though you asked them, like, a very straightforward question. Yeah. We're, like, if I don't say L.O.L. at the beginning of my text, that means I did not acknowledge your presence. I don't give you credit.

I think our generation of parents were so not like disregarded as children but they had such freedom as children where I was like, yeah and be home before sex like they could do whatever the fuck they wanted so that like them raising us they're like and here's everything you'll ever need and then we are we the ones having Gen Zit? No.

I think we it's because we invented LOL. It's like don't tell me I can't use LOL. We invented LOL. T9. I actually had some Gen ZZE college girls DM me and say we are playing Flip Cup and I said thank you for doing the research that matters thank you for new research that matters I got a couple of those two which is really good

I think it was more for the bit so we don't need those details actually it was funnier to think that like they didn't I love thinking that but there are going to be some studying at college but I do think some games do get lost in translation and it's sad I have some shows that I watch with my husband I can't who just brought him up on the pod

no should we take it out what shows wait did you watch that Netflix documentary about the woman in Florida that gets shot through the door that's on my list well it's because Des was home

and he goes so good you have to watch he says verbatim watch that documentary stuff when I'm not here so I watched TASC with him that everyone's into everyone's talking about it no they love Task because

the guys are hot in it and they say they have their like Philly Philadelphia accents they say water Are those particularly sought out sought after access? I wouldn't say they're sought after but like the hose get the hose Some water in the house

The home Are you coming home? Is that Philly? I would have said that's like Minnesota It's Philly. Minnesota's more like Oh yeah Yeah Wait I didn't realize that like Pennsylvania Like they really have an

accent yeah and it's and it's cool but anyway it's the further you go down the scarier it gets that's why it's how my husband speaking of speaking of have you seen as two italian girls have you seen the bush thong it's why are people like yeah online being like why are you doing the bush tongue obviously it's a bit yeah obviously it's like uh it's just to get a novelty thing. Yeah, it's like funny, too. And people are like trying to like get to the bottom of it. Seriously. Let's have, let's

Wait, let's be camp. I actually did wear my nipple bra out last night. Where? So, the library. Dunkin' Donuts. I went to down to dinner. And I told everyone, I said, I have a nipple bra on. Have you wanted to get your nipple pierced before?

Did you see the newsletter where I put them nipple covers in that are pierced? Yeah, Chris and I were very freaked out. Neither of you guys brought it up Yeah, because we were fucking scared I saw them on Amazon She literally looked at me And she goes, did you see what page?

I go, yeah, I saw what she went in the line She goes, should we say something? I'm like, I don't know I think we just pretend didn't happen I'm go wild Because it was fucking rage bait It was rage bait I'm not like

I was having a day And then I saw that And I said, I don't need this shit right now I said she's mocking me She's coming for me in some way Why is that coming for you? It's just like, you know I don't need that. Like, also, there's only one psychoperson.

Like, this is the newsletter. You pick something nice and chic and pretty, and I pick something off color. And then you post that, and I said everything's off. I don't like this. I don't, I'm not going to. Because, look, it's like if you give someone attention for doing something bad, they like it and they do it again.

Yeah. And that's what you didn't see anything. Because I'm such a goody-to-shoes, it's really off-brand. for me. Like, I would never get my naples pierced. Also, I have, like, a phobia of, like... I looked into it for a while. She's... She's...

You're poor mom. Like, she's making a rosary. She's like, what did I go? Wrong. I wait for her every day. I have a fear that if you... I can't. You are everyone's dream child.

You had a fear of what you were going to get like an infection. No, I have a fear that I would be paralyzed. Oh my God. Paralyzed. That's so fucking crazy. Why? I thought that like your nipple would lose feeling. Oh, that can happen.

Yeah, that actually can happen, I think. And then there was a time where I thought it was cool to get your, um, your inner ear pierced it's called like a oh yeah it's called um it has a stupid name it's like echorus or something or it what is this called i feel like shoot that's gonna really annoy me what is that called chris look this up here like a seashell i don't know how do we even describe it's called it's that inner ear thing tracheia no that's your throat tragus yes which sounds like a labia it sounds like something in the vagina that Men, like, don't know what it is.

It sounds like something in the game of throat. So, I really wanted to get my Tragus pierced for, like, a week. Yeah. And I did all the research. Queen Tragus, something, or. I'm like, I think my Tragus is inflamed. No, I really was like, what is Chris? I'm sorry, there's, like, 12 different names for these things.

There's a diagram. Okay, it's, it's Tragus, it's Tragus. I think it is. So I read that if it goes wrong, it could, like, fuck up your balance. Oh. And I was like, well, then I won't go pro as a tennis player. And my dad would be so mad at me.

Turns out, could have done it. Turns out, could have pierced it a couple times. Yeah, I could have used it as an excuse. So I didn't get it for that reason. But yeah, I have a phobia. Also, I really want to get, I mean, you know I love a what's it called? Ear cuff. Air cuff.

But I realize if you get it, like, permanent, you, like, can't sleep on that side. Like, if you get your cartilage pierce. Yeah, like it'll hurt. Like, those little things will ruin my life. I agree. I have heard that cartilage hurts because, like, it's so thick there. Because I try to nap a lot with an ear cuff, and I have to take off the air cuff to nap. Well, of course.

I have sensory issues. 100%. Like, I never sleep in earrings, rings, jewelry, anything. If I'm trying to sleep and I decide I need to, like, flip over and I can't flip over because of my ear, like, I'm calling the police. Yeah. On myself. Also, some earrings, like, really poke you. Like, they're really a sharp bath.

Someone invented, like, a nap earring. Yeah, I remember that. But it hasn't been tested by me yet. We need to test it. Wait, so... Mom tested kid-approved. If you get married one day, you're going to take off your rings before you go to sleep. Ooh.

What a good question. What a good question. Hannah, honestly, I might. I recommend it. I think that's why I have, like, bacterial. infection because i really can't sleep in any like i i could sleep in i could sleep in rings and bracelets i'm never sleeping in necklaces or earrings yeah i actually used to live in a necklace like i'd put it on a necklace and i'm like this is me until it like falls off i can't i think i wore the same

necklace like all high school college was it a tiffany heart no it's like a little tennis racket oh my gosh you just call me a nerd under your breath No, I said, oh, my God. Wait, I did something I think you'd find relatable. Okay. So I bought this face care thing of one of those masks that you put on that you wake up and it's like you peel it off. Yeah. The second I put it on, it dried up and I felt so dry.

I don't want to say it. No, say it. MediCube. Wait, you did it wrong. You must have done it wrong. You take, okay, so you take it out of the package. You're in your... No, it's not an...

It's literally just lotion. Oh, the one that comes out of the school. squeeze bottle. Okay. I put it on and then it immediately like I felt so dry. Yeah. And they were like, you have to sleep in it and then the morning you pull it off or whatever. But like after 20 minutes, I like had a freak out and I washed it off. Maybe you're allergic to it. I think that my skin's just too dry. Why don't you just get? Why don't why did you even get that one? That's too high level for you. You have to get just get the other one. Okay. They're really good. You're going to love it. Okay.

Your mom should get them, too. Oh, you don't have to come from my family. Don't talk about my family. Thank you for giggling with us, guys. Thank you for being here while we work some things out. Yeah, I think we figure some stuff out. Congratulate Paige on her popping her Botox cherry, her new face. If she looks different, don't tell her.

Just be like, you look the same. No, literally? Don't tell me. No, you look amazing. you really do look amazing you just look awake yeah which honestly we've never looks like what's it like being awake right now my whole brand is now changed yeah oh my god you have to change daphne completely to like running wear she goes we're doing marathons in daphne now um i'm going to wisconsin this weekend in madison green bay so you guys there

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