Giggly Squad - Giggling about child stars, drones, and bad bosses

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

We're in search of a pet psychic because Daphne is mad at Paige and it's been a tough week for Italians.get tickets to live showspre-order our booksign up for our newsletter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's never not funny. Someone was like, can you guys stop saying gotcha? We said it for one and a half episodes. Buckle the fuck up. Imagine living with me. I literally imagine living with me. Daphne, let's start the pot off with Daphne and I in our first fight.

What is going on? Who's in trouble? Who did what? You know what's so crazy is because like the past, like I've been with Daphne now for seven days. The past like six days, I've been like, Daphne, isn't this amazing? We're literally gonna be together every single day

for like the rest of our lives. The tour is over. Like I'm literally just obsessed with her, you know? Like we're really vibing. This morning, she's like laying on the ground and I wake up and I'm like, come up here, you crazy kitty. Like get in the bed. She just-

You silly goose. Yeah, you silly goose, what are you doing down there? She gets in, we're like nuzzling, we're loving. She goes to the end of the bed, she turns around, she's staring at me and I'm like, what's going on? She's peeing on my bed whilst I'm in it and I'm like, what's going on, what's going on? Why are you, I'm literally talking to her

as if she's a human. I'm like, why are you doing this right now? What happened? Like I think something's wrong with her. Then she takes a massive shit on the bed and I'm just like running around. I'm like, what is the procedure? I've only ever walked into it after it's been done. I've never been in the midst of it.

I have to strip my bed. I have to bring everything to the dry cleaner, put all the sheets in the wash. I was like... I am so sorry because this should not be happening. This is not in the cat rule book. I'm googling everything. I'm like what's going on with her? She's mad at you. I don't know if she's mad at me for something that I did because like the only thing is like digestive or Like her litter box is dirty and like her litter box is literally never dirty.

I haven't. It's sparkling. She's been on the same food like for weeks. Like she's literally fine. She's drinking Evian. I introduced her to wet food weeks ago. She was acclimated. She loves it.

She's fine. I think she's just literally sometimes a bitch. It doesn't make sense though. The only time that this has happened to me with cats is my first cat Trixie, yes she was named like a stripper and we love sex work on this pod. She, when I went to college, she went to college. Okay, I'm so tired right now.

Here's the craziest part. I know exactly everything you just said. I literally know exactly. I don't even have to finish the story. You guys know what I'm saying. I go to college and Trixie just like shat in my room. And it's just like one poop just saying like, fuck you bitch.

This is what you do to me. That's how I feel. Gotcha. And then Butter, when I was shooting Summer House, saying like, fuck you bitch, this is what you do to me, that's how I feel, gotcha. And then Butter, when I was shooting Summer House, it was the first time I would leave her for like three or four days, even though I have a cat sitter and she peed in my laundry like twice. Cause it like smelled like me and she was like, you?

Okay, well then I started spiraling cause I was like, what would she be mad about? And I was like, I have been here for seven days and this is like the time when I would leave. And I'm like, does she like want to be alone? She's too much like her mom or maybe she thinks you might leave. She's traumatized. I don't know what it is. Did she make eye contact with you during it? She didn't make eye contact with me, but like I was yelling and she was like looking around and was like, I'm like doing something.

They do say that cats don't understand like negative reinforcement. Like if you, they just don't get that. I don't, I feel like you should get a vet to come over or you should get that guy, Jackson Galaxy. Have you seen him? He has the show called Cats from Hell it's so good it's basically like he's like the Gordon Ramsay of Cats where people are like my cat's crazy and it shows the cat like beating up a toddler

then he comes in and he's like he like figures out what the cat's upset about and then fixes them and the cats are like perfect after. It's my favorite show. I need him to come over because that are like a pet psychic. In my next life I wanna be a pet psychic. We need, in this life we need a pet psychic. We're gonna do it for sure. I found some on Facebook.

I'm just sifting through. So they're reliable. No, those are the, if you don't get it from Facebook, I don't trust it. I want people who don't know that TikTok exists. My favorite profession, sorry, my favorite profession is cat psychic. Animal psychic, because like you made it up.

You could say anything to me. There's no fact checking. It's literally like someone woke up and was like, my job is vibes. Like, I'm literally vibes. It's literally someone being like, I'm empathic, but just with animals, which is, that's what I think. I hate when people say they're empathic.

It's one of my biggest pet peeves. I should start a list of pet peeves because whenever someone asks me, what's a pet peeve? I could never remember it. No knowing full well and good. I have so many and That's a pet peeve. Honestly a pet peeve of mine is not remembering my pet peeves Write it the write it down if we don't write anything down nothing would be said truly But I know that when people say they're empaths, I hate them. Well, not, no, I support pet psychics because I support women in the arts.

And then also during COVID, she, a pet psychic, over the phone, told me that Butter is sarcastic and funny. And I was like, obviously. And then she told me she thinks Clyde is fat, the other cat, which I was like, okay, a little body shaming, which we don't love, but it's still funny. And she's ugly. And she's ugly, and has a wide-side vagina and a heavy flow.

And then she also said that Clyde's stomach was hurting, and then two weeks later, we had to bring him to the vet because of a worm. So either she put a spell on him or this shit is real. No, look, I support them. I'll give them all my money. If there's one thing I love, it's someone being like, I have a talent

and me being like, yeah, I couldn't even start to think about what you do. Do you know when people talk about how guys lose all their money in sports betting? Yeah. People don't talk enough. love that for them though. No, like I truly do. I love watching a guy like do really manly things that are so stupid that like a woman wouldn't even it wouldn't even cross our fucking mind. Like I think when I wake up on

a Sunday, I'm like what face mask am I picking? Like, what could it be? And guys are like, how could I possibly put my family in danger? How could I almost lose the house? For no good reasons. You know what I mean? Literally no good reason.

These men finally know what it's like to be disappointed by other men. No, it's amazing. There's also something homoerotic about it because you're literally getting gassed up to watch all these guys in super tight pants run around and I'm not coming for you. I'm sitting right there too.

I'll watch it, I love it. Also the fact you think you know what's gonna happen in the game is giving you think you're an empathic psychic. You're gaslighting. It's giving, yeah. It's giving, it's giving animal psychic, it truly is. All the men are animal psychics, but they talk shit on us.

But I was saying that. It's literally just reality TV, like. A man wearing a jersey of another man is like us wearing like road lip gloss. And I love it. And I'll do it forever. Not to bring up the girls fighting. Can we talk about the Matilda Jerf scandal? If you guys don't know who Matilda Jerf is, she like became really big on TikTok. She's Swedish. She's Swedish, which I thought Swedish people didn't fight.

I didn't either. And she created an insane brand called Jerf Avenue. It has everything. Worth a lot of money. Worth a lot of money. It has basics, pajamas. One of their robes or whatever went viral on TikTok. And she's famous for being a sweet looking blonde

with beautifully voluminous hair that's always blown out. She's been in vogue. She's not like a small. Don't tell me that you model till you've been in vogue. She's not like a small time creator whatsoever, she's big. And it came out, the girls that were working in her office, they did a documentary whilst working there. And it came out, the girls that were working in her office, they did like a documentary, like whilst working there.

And they did, and they just said how like the conditions are horrible that she had like, in the bathroom there was one like good toilet, which I was like, that's so European. There's one toilet that massages your butthole. You guys are literally fighting about one toilet. It's crazy. That she would let her favorite employees use

and then she would make the employees that she didn't like clean the toilet. Clean the toilet. See, I didn't know she'd let other employees cause the first people were like, maybe she just has OCD. But if she let her favorite employees use it, that's so weird. Like you think their buttholes are cleaner than.

What? What? I do have to say, I like, I'm not trying to start drama. Yeah. But I did meet her. You did? Where? So when I interviewed Hailey Bieber at a Dunkin' Donuts.

Okay, so I think. She was there. Hailey is so lucky that the campaign with her was literally like two days prior because I think it legit like sold out. But she's off the website now. The pictures aren't up anymore. And they did the cutest little collab. She did her hair like Cindy Lou who like it's I really I really do love like Haley's branding.

It was so cute. The only experience I have was like, I actually said hi to her. She wasn't having it with me. And she was like, you can use the fourth toilet, thanks. She was like, brush your fucking hair, you dirty American slut. No, she didn't say that to me,

but I remember her, she was cold. But again, if that was a man. Look, it's so crazy to me because I've obviously, we've worked in offices. I've worked in offices of all women. I've worked in offices where it's mixed. In an office setting, obviously, you're gonna have at least one day where,

you don't snap at someone, but you're in a bad mood. You're under a lot of pressure. And you say something in a tone that you're like I shouldn't have said that or like I shouldn't have said that. You're not sucking everyone's dick. You're not like is everyone okay all the time. Yeah like there could definitely be a moment where someone could be like you're a villain in someone's story at some point in your life and thank God. And thank God. I feel like that's me but I was just trying to make people laugh but I offended someone. Like so I get like being in an office and it's like, oh that girl's a bitch cause like one time blah blah blah.

This is on such a different level to like literally think of things to do to people or not do is so insane. Yeah and I don't want wanna simplify it being like, if she was a man, this wouldn't happen. I think there's assholes on both ends. And I would argue sometimes female bosses have like really mental terrorism that they will do. Like male bosses will just be like dicks,

misogynistic assholes. And then female bosses can be like weird with specific people and stuff like that. I honestly I'm so thankful and grateful like I had one female boss and she was the best thing that ever happened to my life like and I'm and I'm so thankful for it because I it was in my early 20s and I think about it all the time now, like when I am telling some people what to do at any given moment, I literally always think of her

and I'm like, she was so nice and understanding and just like, whatever. And now I have to be like that. Imagine Grace comes out with a tell-all tomorrow. Well I literally kept thinking about Grace because I was like. So we have one employee. One employee who you know okay she literally was joking. No we have like no we have like three. No we have more but like Grace is our CEO like she's my right-hand man and it's funny cuz she was once she did sit me down she No, we have like three. No, we have more, but like Grace is our CEO. Like she's my right-hand man.

And it's funny, cause she was, once she did sit me down, she's like, I feel like I'm learning so much. This is so fun. And like I've all this stuff. And I was like, well, I'm like grooming you. And then we paused. I was like, not like that, not like that.

Cut to literally eight months later, we're on tour and you're like, Grace will be carrying my children. I don't know why that's non-negotiable for me. Oh yeah, we were talking about babies. I was like, Grace, is your ovaries available? But then she texted me because I was like, I miss you. Cause Grace is back home now. Cause the tour is taking like a pause.

And she was like, I feel like I have Stockholm syndrome because I'm not with you and Paige and I miss you. No, literally. We got so lucky, but it's because we have a small environment. When you start getting a big office, it gets crazy. However, I understand, JERF is the brand. Anything that goes wrong, it's on you.

It's a lot of pressure. I'm totally about being fucking serious, hardworking, no bullshit, I do not understand the like weird toilet things and the freak outs on people, it's unnecessary. A girl, all this stuff comes out of the woodwork now, obviously, but some girls said she did a model. Did a what? I did a modeling campaign with her.

And. Well that's the other thing. Then people come out of the woodwork that have even an ounce to say, so then it piles on and half of those could be true, half of those could not be. But I just, I can't. Also, there's something about starting

as no one becoming an influencer, then having like a ton of fans, then like, it's almost like you even have more of a responsibility. And not that I'm like, oh my God, you have to be nice every single day. You literally don't like, but you can't go out of your way

to literally ruin people's lives. That's crazy. And it had to been really bad for them to all get together and be like, hey, this is not okay. No, they're all risking everything, but I guess they're at the point where they're like, I'd rather be fired and expose her. Oof, yeah, I'm just upset because now I feel like

all the Swedish stereotypes I had in my head are wrong. I feel like all the Swedish stereotypes I had in my head are wrong. No, I know. I watched an amazing documentary called Child Star on Hulu produced and done by Demi Lovato. Okay, I saw the advertisement. It's fucking incredible in terms of Drew Barrymore's on it, Raven-Symones on it, the Girl From the Missy Elliot video's on it. Oh yeah, from Cheaper by the Dozen. Yes, so, and this kind of reminded me,

Demi Lovato sits down with one of the child stars she was with, and how the first season of Camp Rock, they had so much fun, and then Demi Lovato blew up, and the next season she was like, she's staying at the Ritz, or somewhere fancy, and there was this disconnect between her and her old friends. And the girl basically was like,

people were scared of you. You watched the moment of her being like, you traumatized me and you were a monster. Wait, that Demi Lovato traumatized people? Yeah, but you later learned that Demi Lovato traumatized people? Yeah, but you later learned that Demi Lovato was bipolar. Mm-hmm. She had like 350 shows in a year, and she's a kid, so people are just like,

No. You have to keep working, you have to keep working. And it was very interesting, but it's hard to be these kid stars being like, oh, I made millions of dollars and got famous as a kid and it was really hard. But someone like Raven Simone, who is a giggler, by the way,

she's honestly one of the reasons I went into comedy. That's how Raven changed my life, her facial expressions, everything. Wait, did you see like the discourse on TikTok about the, I was just gonna say the Today Show about That's How Raven? What? Raven Simone said on a podcast, like I think like young kids, like young boys watch my show because I had big boobs.

And it's all these guys like stitching the video being like, I was like seven and like it was funny. And like, I liked the plot. Like, can I not laugh now? Like, wait. Raven, it was not your boobs. You're fucking hilarious. The cast, I'm sorry. Give it a fucking Oscar that show.

It was so fucking funny. That and Amanda Bynes. But like it was an age that like there was no Sex you didn't think you didn't even have a thought in your brain of like, but you know what? I do feel like subconsciously boys were like I like this For many reasons. Yeah, but like I was trying to think like did I look at the boys in that show and was I like? Oh, I have a crush on them. I Feel like when I watched Drake and Josh,

like you knew that Drake was hot. You knew that, yes, okay, yeah. You knew that Drake was like cute. You knew he was hot, but you weren't like, I wanna give him a hand job. You just were like, oh, he's, I wanna stand next to him. Let's go back to that. Let's truly go back to that. Let's truly go back to that.

I'm not touching your dick. No, you can be in my presence. Let's go back to like you trying to just hold my hand. Just try and hold my hand because anything else it's too much. Wait, can I tell a traumatizing story trigger warning? Yes. My like first boyfriend in high school.

This is such a New York story. Wait, that just sounded literally you're Regina George. My first boyfriend in high school was named Kyle and like he moved away to Indiana. His dad invented toaster strudel. No, but we were like in, we couldn't go to anyone's house because it was like our parents' house and like no one knew we were dating.

So after school, we like went to like Sheeps Meadow Park and we were like kind of kissing. And I remember that I felt he had like a little, like a boner and I was so embarrassed for him. I was like, oh my God, is he embarrassed right now? Like that's so embarrassing. And we're kissing and then we look over and a homeless man is jerking off. And I was like, I don't like this game anymore. That's so traumatizing. That was so New York City. Now I'm like trying to think did I ever notice like the what

was the first time I noticed like a bon boner? Did I know what it was? You think that it's like, they have something in their teeth and you're like, do I tell them? Or like they farted. It's like, that's what I thought it was like. I didn't realize that that was the point of it all. I thought it was just a side thing. I literally can't remember.

I feel like I've just blocked out anyone before a certain age. I'm like, you didn't like literally exist. They fingered the side of your leg until we were like 26. And that was, that's something else we have to work on in society. One thing about the holiday season is usually when you're getting dressed or ready to go out, your coat is kind of

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Acast Creative. I love Vizzi. And also I just love Canada. I feel like we said this when we got out on stage actually when we were in Canada a couple things about Canada. I feel like I did better at the show because I liked my outfit and then also when we got out on stage I listed things I liked about Canada one of them being like their chips and their snacks in general. I love Toronto because my makeup artist at Faces by Dani is from Toronto and also one of my best friends who's on the Wisconsin tennis team with me, Lauren Chapaya is from Toronto, so whenever I have shows there,

they always come to the show and they bring me little snacks like ketchup chips. No, and also I feel like the reason I might like Toronto so much is because I feel like when we first started doing Giggly Squad Live, we went there and it was like the first time it was like a really big theater.

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listening but you're probably busy. She started working at 16 months old and then she got on the Cosby show and just did not stop working from then on and she was very clear that like it was a job, it was always a job and during That's So Raven she was like I hated it, like job. It was always a job, and during That's So Raven, she was like, I hated it. I didn't sign up for this. I just wanted a normal life. She didn't enjoy it, and it's so crazy to,

something that brings us so much joy was causing so much pain for these people, and then a lot of them would just turn to drugs and stuff. And then, long story short, there's control in Hollywood because there used to be this, the first like famous kid ever back in the day, apparently his parents just like took all his money that he made so he was like, he made millions of dollars

and then by 18 like there was nothing left. So there's a rule. A homicide would ensue. 100%, there's like a law now that like a certain percentage has to go into the child's trust. But you know what, there isn't a law to organize everything is child influencers. So these kids are now doing the same thing.

Like they get born, the parents are working and working and working and working, I'm traumatizing them, forcing them to work, and the kids aren't promised any money. So it's like they're just making a ton of money for their parents. And let's be honest, we've done reality TV, we do performances.

When you're in front of the camera, that's not real life. Yeah. Once a camera is on, you are performing. Maybe that's why Daphne shit in my bed. She's like, I won't work! I won't work under these conditions I won't have it. She's like I saw your ad two days ago. I should be using me for engagement. Stop putting me in your fucking grid dumps bitch. She goes talk to my agent before you fucking take a photo.

I fantasize that Daphne swears like a trucker in her head. Like this fucking bitch. I think all cats do. They said someone says a cat's face always looks like you just asked them to pick you up from the airport. Oh God. No, we're so old. I literally, all we do is laugh about cat stuff

and Kanye West. To be like a little more, oh my god, someone said something funny yesterday. I was at the Hollywood Improv and they were like, you know the year's been crazy when Kanye West hasn't spoken, he's like, I'll sit out on this one. Hasn't spoken? I am in Hollywood.

I was, Dez and I really failed at vacationing. No, can you explain this? Because this is part something that we do as partners and we don't think twice about it this is like part something that we do as partners and we don't think twice about it and the men get mad. So the reason why I think Des and I work so well is because he's lived this life before and now he's just tired. So everything I'm going through,

he's been on that side and knows how it feels. So he's lifting me up and empowering me, but it sucks because Des and I were like, we wanna travel at some point. And I know you're like, honey, you're always traveling, but we're like, I've never been to Asia. So like two months ago, we're like, let's go to Thailand. Two weeks, industry's dead in December, let's fucking go.

Yeah. Long story fucking go. Yeah. Long story short, we cancel. We're like, we're not going to Thailand. You cancel, but you book a different trip. You're like, it's too big of a trip to do right now. We can't do two weeks, it's too crazy, 24 hours of flying, we're tired. Let's do a simple trip.

Yeah. We were like, let's go to Cartagena, let's go to Colombia, Medellin, and do some culture. Just a simple trip to Columbia. Well we were like, let's do city culture, and then we're like, no, so we don't cancel, we don't even book that, and then we go, let's fucking just go to the Caribbean

for four days. So we're so excited, we're like, we're gonna go to the Caribbean for four days. So we're so excited. We're like, we're gonna go to the Caribbean for four days. I get an email, middle of the Caribbean trip, I get invited to do a gig that like, I personally didn't wanna say no to. And Dez was like, I get it. Like, we don't have to go on vacation.

You do this. It's so important. It's so important. It's so important. So you guys will see what this gig is. It's very fun. Soon it comes out on the 27th. And I feel like that's like low key a mental health moment too.

I can't tell you how many boyfriends I've had in my life that like we've had something planned or like, we're looking forward to something and like something work wise comes up and I'm like, I'm so sorry, I have to do this. And like, the words that are exchanged were like, if the roles are were reversed, and it was like some man and he was in finance and like, some client called or something and he was like, I have to go to this. I feel like as a woman, you're almost programmed

to be like, oh my God, yeah, you have to do this. Now, obviously there's workaholics, but it's such a fine line and it also does depend on your age. If you're in your early 30s, yeah, you gotta fucking answer the phone and go do your shit. And for people listening who are entrepreneurs, you kind of get that like there's no schedule.

So it could be slow sometimes, but then like on a Sunday something crazy happens and you need to do it to make money. But I've also been like on a ski trip with Des once and I got an offer for something that was like exciting, but not great. And we had like a long talk to be like where are priorities here like you can do that but like we gonna just try yeah I mean I

fucking hated skiing so I was trying to get out of it. Kim Kardashian like did an interview this is like months and months ago it literally been a year ago and I and I have not ever forgotten it or stopped thinking about it. She was talking about a boyfriend. I think it was Pete Davidson, but I don't know. And she was like, and he told me I work too much. And she was like, and in my head, I was like, get out of my way.

Like, get out. And I'm like, oh my God, I so get, get out of my freaking way. Like I'm doing something. Well also you'll have so much animosity towards him. Wait, I have another like mental health moment. Okay, go off. So you watched Girls, right? I think it's one of the greatest shows ever made.

It's one of the greatest shows of our generation. If you haven't watched Girls, do yourself a fucking favor. I actually like restarted every couple of years because it's just so iconic so the one actress in it her real name is Jemima Kirk she plays she she plays she's actually my favorite character I saw her in Airport once Jessa Jessa no she's so good. I saw this on TikTok, but she was doing this on Instagram. She was doing just like a Q and A, and a girl wrote in and was like,

what is your advice for unconfident young women? Did you see this? Yes. Okay, and her answer was, you think about yourself too much. And I literally felt like my mind was blown. I was like, wait a minute, what a powerful, true statement. Like literally at the times that I'm like my most unconfident or my most nervous, it's because I'm literally

so wrapped up in myself. You've literally thought yourself into some insane spiral that's given you every reason to question or not believe in yourself when it's like, this is one of my favorite quotes is like, at the end of the day, the only thing that could really calm you down is that no one cares and you're gonna die.

I love it so much, no one cares. When I, I've gotten really anxious places and yeah, it's always cause you're like overthinking everything and the really only way to calm you down is that it doesn't matter. And it's sad that like nothing matters at the end of the day but if you can find solace in that, like for example, Giggly Squad,

sometimes I get nervous and I'll be like, I want this to be the best fucking episode ever. But if you force stuff and want it so bad because you care too much, you actually aren't yourself. Okay, it's so crazy because even though I had crazy panic attacks all while we did tour and I was really working through something, I'm so happy that it happened during tour.

And this sounds so weird because truly Giggly Squad every week is like the number one place where I feel my most self and like yeah like just like Hannah and I literally got on zoom today because no one started laughing because we were like we miss each other but we can't call each other because then like we'll say all the good stuff that we have to save for the pod and also we're both like so respectful of each other. Like you're like, I think I know you're like working and I'll like come up with

something like, you know, she needs a second, she's stressed, but like we become full co-dependent on each other. Even though that's not, it's not our personalities. And here's what I know when I'm like going to run an errand or I'm getting in an Uber or something, that's when I do my calls. But I'm always just calling my mom, really. Yes, same. And for whatever reason today, I was running errands

and I was like, should I call Hannah? And I was like- No, wait, you can call me anytime. I was like, no, she's busy, she's doing things. I feel like me and you are actually two people who we do have intimacy issues. Huh, you think? Like, and people, and I hate when they make it like girls are like, we're boy crazy and all this stuff,

but like, I'm gonna be honest, me and you, like, we are so the men sometimes, stereotypically. But yeah, I would go after guys who had intimacy issues because I didn't want to connect with a man. I wanted to protect myself you know. Sometimes when it comes to dating and I would literally I've never admitted this to anyone or publicly or to anyone in my life but I will say it on the pod. No in my head no one listens. No in my head four girls who know everything about us listen.

Well, here's the thing. When I say things on the podcast, it's for the gigglers that listen every week. Those are my friends. Those are my girls. For the people that pop in to write an article or make a TikTok video, I'm not saying anything for you guys. It's not, whatever.

So I feel like it's- It's like, yeah, you just came into the middle of a conversation we've been having for five years obviously you don't get it like hello we love the new gigglers we love the new gigglers you're all welcome anyway what were you gonna say that you said you've never told anyone and then you veered off is this the audition for Pippen no what I've never sent anyone Hannah and I before every Giggly Squad show, before we walk out on stage, we'll say to each other, is this the audition for Pippin?

Okay. When it comes to dating sometimes, I will move in a manner, subconsciously or consciously, it depends, where I'll stop and think and be like, that was such a move that a guy would pull. Or sometimes I'll do things and I'll be like, I'm the guy. That's so heinous, I can't believe I said that or I did that or I'm thinking that, I'm the guy. And it's kind of scary sometimes,

I have to catch myself and be like, don't do that. No, but the concept of that's what guys would do is socially constructed. That's just what we've been raised to think, where we just are trying to have some power. Well, then I think if certain guys don't like me, I'm like, oh, you don't like that I move the way men move. It scares them.

It scares you that I can also like switch into this mode of like, I don't give a fuck. I always love, like, I don't talk too much about like Dez and I, but I do love the moment in our relationship where like I was pretending I was like cool and didn't care. And I think I might've posted something that was like a little bit like, moment in our relationship where I was pretending I was cool and didn't care. And I think I might have posted something

that was a little bit, could potentially make him jealous or something very early on. And that was when he literally, I remember he called me and he was like, hey, if you're not like, if you're gonna do this kind of stuff, I'm not attracted to that stuff and I don't wanna play games like that. So that's great.

Yeah, you test the waters. Yeah, and he was like, and I like you, I feel like I don't want to play games like that. You like test the waters. Yeah and he was like and I'm I like you I feel like I made that clear so like if you're gonna be like weird like this I'm good. I literally put my tail between my legs and was like that was the first I was like oh my god like and it was so mature of him and hot but anyway no well I do something that a guy would try to like up up me and make me feel worse. And then I would, and actually, it's just two egos battling each other and it's a competitive fucking stupid situation.

But I do have to say, rounding to what you were saying at the beginning, your 30s, it stops being about being the most successful or finding the best guy. It's about finding your authenticity, which is full of, yeah, you question yourself, yeah, whatever, but at least you're being you.

And I'd rather be sad authentically being me than pretending to be something else. No, I love being me. I think I'm the greatest Speaking of me Back to me for me enough enough about you. What do you think about me? I didn't tell you about what happened in things during Thanksgiving. I talked about it on burner phone. Shout out burner phone. You guys should listen Thanksgiving morning We're finally having

all these people at our house. And I'm of course asleep, it's like 7.30 and you know how all the adults are awake? Like they're all like chatting loud, laughing, and I kind of hear it and it's beautiful. They're like four cups of coffee deep. Yes, they're fucking, they're talking about like recent events in the news and stuff. It's not my scene. It's not my scene. It's not my scene. No, they're fucking, they're talking about like recent events in the news and stuff.

They're wired. It's not my scene. It's not my scene. No, it's literally not my scene. Don't save me a table. I don't wanna sit, yeah, I don't wanna sit at that table. Doesn't come across my desk. So I'm chilling, cause I can sleep through anything,

but I hear the good vibes, I'm so happy everyone's talking. And then I hear like a weird murmur and everything goes silent. And like, you know when you just have like that spidey sense where you're like something bad happened. So it's like silent for like 30 minutes and I check my phone, no one texted me and then I like hear someone say something

and I'm like did someone die? Like did someone have a heart attack? Like I start freaking out but then like no one's telling me anything so I'm just like I'm just gonna stay here. You know when you're like I don't want to ruin my day I'm gonna stay here until I find out. If I don't know nothing happened yet. Yeah I'm just staying in bed. Finally someone opens the door and they're like and it was Des and he's like hey just

want you know the water tank burst and it's been flooding downstairs and we've all been wiping like putting towels down. Just letting you know. Walks out, I go, no one thought to wake me up. No one was like, you know what would make the situation better if Hannah was awake? No one even told me. Because what were you offering to that?

No, literally they thought about it and they were like, it would be better if we kept her out of this. If Hannah didn't know. I start Googling like water tank burst. I'm like, this is really bad. And my mom's like, we're handling it. Everything's being handled. Does it on the phone with the plumber. And I, I never felt more insignificant, but understood. Hannah, it's so funny you say that because there are certain it's, it's interesting to think that like your other family, like you obviously,

like you call a family member to talk about another family member, but you don't think that like other family members are calling to talk about you, like it's, you're almost like shocked. I do feel like there's a lot of roasting though in my family and like I'm known as kind of the one, oh Hannah, she's you know type B, she forgot her wallet again,

she spilled everything, whatever. That's Hannah, yeah. But also I have like crazy productive people in my family, like my mom could run the country if she like put her mind to it. So it's kind of like let's cut our losses. My brother the other day said something to me and I was like, I forget what it even was.

And I was like, you didn't tell me that. Why didn't anyone tell me that? When did this happen? And he was like, oh, well, we're not allowed to tell you certain things when you're really stressed out. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean? And he was like, mom tells everyone not to annoy you

with anything because you're fragile. And during your tour, you were really fra- and he kept saying, mom tells everyone not to annoy you with anything because you're fragile and during your tour you were really fragile. And he kept saying the word fragile and I was like, I'm not fucking fragile. It is funny to think about, yeah, every now and then I'll hear people who work with Giggly Squad be like, oh, before we tell Han and Paige,

let's make sure we tell them this way. And I'm like, we're dumb. We're not Matilda Jurf. Just tell us what's going on. Oh before we tell Han and Paige, let's make sure we tell them this way and I'm like we're dumb like what there's no We're not Matilda. Jerv. Just tell us what's going on. We're not gonna kick you like no, I'm literally I'm not Here's the crazy thing. I'm not gonna do anything whether you need me to do something or not, I'm not doing anything so like I People call us and we're like, please text or send a voice note Like I'm not trying to get into it with anyone at any time. No, people need to realize truly at the end of the day,

Giggly Squad is built on not giving a shit. Yeah, I do think we should start giving a shit about the drones. They're filming a new season of New Jersey Housewives. That's what the drones are. It's just Andy Cohen being like, they're filming a new season of New Jersey Housewives. That's what the drones are. It's just Andy Cohen being like, we need a step up production. This is why TikTok can't get banned. Everyone on TikTok just being like, are we the most unserious country in the fucking world? Like, we're just like, yeah, there's like something happening literally 10 feet away from me. And we're like, we don't know. Well, like we have things to do though.

Someone was like, I love how after Luigi Mangione, they're like, we're gonna need drones in New Jersey. All the Italians are up to no good. No, it's not been a good week for Italy. I used to say, I just feel stuck. Stuck where I don't wanna be. Stuck trying to get to where I really need to be. But then I discovered lifelong learning. Learning that gave me the skills to move up, move beyond, gain that edge, drive my curiosity, prepare me for what

is inevitably next. The University of Toronto School of Continuing Studies. Lifelong learning to stay forever unstuck. Wait, can you please write, you wrote the single handedly funniest note in our notes. What? I look like the shooter? Yeah. I kept getting, first of all, let's just talk about this like in full. Yeah. The day that like they came out

that like what his name was, I feel like every Italian collectively was like, fuck, like it's not great for us. Like it's not great for our brand. We're not, like we didn't, we don't need this right now. People are like immediately being like, it's the mafia. We're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well look, Italians are good at two things. They're good at food and killing people in public spaces. We're like, this was just a disgruntled guy. Like we're not, like let's calm down for a second.

Here's the other thing. I saw a comedian say this. I think it was Shane Gillis actually, who said it like years ago that like Italians are like really the only minority that like you can make fun of still. And like it kind of is so true. Like the next day, it was like every meme

was just like about Italians. But I kind of love that we're just like, Italians, but I kind of love that. We're just like yeah We don't give a fuck. I don't you could say whatever you fucking wanted to me I don't care like it doesn't matter. I was getting tagged They did Luigi with like long brown hair and I was getting tagged in it so much being like why is this page disordered? Oh, and I was like, I love it. I think it's amazing. I love it so much but like to Sorbo and I was like I love it I think it's amazing I love it so much but like it was just it's a crazy day it's a crazy week for Italians in Jersey it is crazy that people are the government I mean everyone is so pro Luigi because he

has a six-pack like if he was ugly people would be like hang on people like he's he's Peter Pan. But I do have to say the United Healthcare guy, he is a drug dealer. Well, that's what happened. That could happen in the fight when you're making millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars from giving people health or not.

Yeah, obviously like this guy was like a husband and a father and like you don't want anyone to be like murdered. But also like think about how much insurance companies just fuck people over in the biggest time of need. It's just crazy. But I do have to say, vigilanteism is not the answer. Let's not just start shooting people.

But I do feel like the girls love that Luigi took the time to engrave the bullets. It's aesthetics. I feel like it also makes you look at your boyfriend being like, what have you done for me now? What have you done for me lately? You can't even write a card and he literally engraved every single bullet

he shot into that guy's back. It's like, write me one note. Write me like a thoughtful text message. Write me one post, leave one post it before you leave for work. No, it's crazy. But yeah, the Luigi stuff as an Italian is very funny. But yeah, I think the guy had a, he had a mental break.

I don't think it was like a sane, I mean the guy was like super smart. I also loved all the memes just being like, his mom didn't know where he was for a month. Yeah, okay. There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way. And Italian guys's mom didn't know where he was. Are you fucking kidding me?

That's crazy. And Chappell Rhone was like his number one search or like his favorite artist. I love it. Wait, okay. I have another topic to bring up that I was talking about with one of my girlfriends. And we were talking about how men,

how like so many men get like the hair transplant and like the hair like plugs or like flying a turkey, they're like doing whatever. Yeah. And she was saying, she was like, I believe, she was like, I believe that if you are in a certain tax bracket and you make a certain amount of money a year, you should not be allowed to be bald.

And I was like, elaborate. And she was like, as women were on TikTok all day being like, I got my lips done. I got my eyes done. Like I did, this is what I did step by step because we have to, because if we don't continue to look good, like we get disregarded in society. And she was like, if you are a man and you make a certain amount of money, like you get disregarded in society. And she was like, if you are a man and you make a certain amount of money, like you should have to get a hair transplant and not be bald. It's funny, some girls love a bald man.

But do they or are we programmed? Is it the same thing as like a dad bod? A dad bod. Is it just the same thing? Because I know that if I walked out being bald, like I would have a very different climate. Yes, yes. And also normalize them giving us updates.

Day 27, like give me a 50 part series of your hair transplant. We can watch them for BBLs. Do you know who actually does that? Benedict Polizzi, who I love, he's a comedian from Indiana. He got a hair transplant? He got a hair transplant and he takes photos of it and he just makes fun of it.

I love it, a man of the people. And you know what? Lead into it. Italian, so maybe we're, look. We love it. They just get it, they just fricking get it. What if Luigi posted in his manifesto, nobody left me a lasagna

Um, I'd be nervous because people would think that we were connected like of course and he's a giggler like Also like did they AI an Italian last name like that's insane. That's the most Italian name I ever heard It's just like not a good week for our people if he was like really really Italian though. He would not go to McDonald's No, that's what I'm saying. If he was like really really Italian his mom wouldn't have reported him like Missing she would have found him like there's no way you're not going missing. There's literally never been a missing child Also, if you were working at that McDonald's and saw him, would you report it? I don't think, here's the thing, when people, when like something happens and there's like a manhunt

and it's like pictures of him posted everywhere in the street, in the city, I'm again, thinking about myself. There's no fucking way I'm walking into like a Starbucks and being like, that's a guy, that's a guy. a guy I'm not even looking at I'm gonna say something fucked up No one's ever gotten an amber alert and been like, ooh good. Let me help this out You're like I'm in the middle of a text and you just interrupted my text. Everyone has the same reaction Did you see the amber alert? That's crazy. Like yeah, that's like

Also, no one's ever gone an amber alert and like ran outside to find the missing child Also has anyone ever found the missing child? They never give you the update. They just say that they're gone and then nothing else. They never give you the update and usually it's the dad. And most of the time it's the freaking dad. And actually period. It's always, everything goes back to your dad.

Here's the thing. Wait, let me just say one thing. Yes, yes, yes. For how much we despise men, the majority of the time and their actions and just overall characteristics, we do have to say that we grew up with the best dads ever. So I wanna love men. I actually was born and programmed to love men.

I do like them. But like they're just so stupid most of the time. Yeah I like a self-aware man. Like I like the men that like are calling out their friends but also leaning in. I like quiet ones. I like them quiet. I like them shh. I feel like when they're quiet they know things. Like, cause they're listening. Like what is that like to listen? I'd be so smart if I didn't talk so much.

If I retained any information from other people. Instead of just walking around like. Mwah! No, that is literally, you walk around like that. So you know what I was talking to these other male comics and they were talking about like, they're making jokes about like how women talk a lot which is so funny.

We don't know what like the male comics are joking about. Yeah, who cares? But they're like girl jokes. I'm like girls talk a lot. Joe Rogan has a four hour podcast every fucking day. Girls talk a lot. We need to take a nap after 45 minutes. Like we're about to take a three hour nap from yapping.

Truly, truly. Truly, truly. Truly, truly, truly. Jo is literally over there five hours a day. Can I say something I'm mad at with fashion? Oh yeah. Sling back heels. Why? They don't fit my foot.

They don't stay on, they don't stay up. They don't stay on, like what is the thing in the back for? Cuz the sling back just goes it falls off Yeah, and then I'm like it has to be a good shoe. It has to be an expensive shoe I'll buy like a $200 sling back and it's not sling in really it's not sling in I think it needs stretch and he's have like stretch It can't I don't think you're putting it high enough up on your ankle.

Are you putting it high enough up? I went to college. I don't think it should be that difficult for me to figure out how to wear a shoe. Like if I have to maneuver it that much. Are your feet a little sweaty? It could just be. Yes, they're always sweaty.

I do think also maybe there's not enough curvature in like the back of my foot that it doesn't like stay. I fear you've been ill-advised on slingbacks and you wait so you're standing with slingbacks right now. I stand with slingbacks. I do stand with them. I think that like I like them for a certain outfit but I understand the frustration when they don't stay up. I think they look good but like you I can't even walk on stage with them. I don't think it's something that like we't stay up. I think they look good, but like, I can't even walk on stage with them. I don't think it's something that like, we're gonna solve.

I think that you just stay away from them. I feel like you don't care about me right now. I do care about you, but like, it's just like, I feel like there are certain things. Like I'm struggling with something and you're like not, you're not caring. Like I'm clearly struggling. No, here's what I'm gonna say.

I'm struggling and you're taking the side of my op. You're taking the sides of my enemies. There are certain things that I feel like as a female, like you just do kind of live with because it's like, oh, it's just like a girl thing that we have to deal with. I'm more like, I just deal with it. Yeah, you're more like, I'll fight every man who invented this.

Yeah. Like, so like we I'll fight every man who invented this. Yeah. Yeah. So we're just different in that sense. Wait, I feel so bad because I forget who said it, but there's a girl on TikTok, you guys should search it, who was like, wait, so we have wireless drones, but we don't have a wireless hair dryer? She was like, we don't have wireless Dyson's,

even though we have wireless Dyson vacuums? Yep. What the f- Either they don't care about women. They don't care. Or they want us to strangle ourselves with a cord. Sorry there's so many sirens. That was the police telling us we need to stop calling people out on the pod. Speaking of. Speaking of. It's just the patriarchy. And Matilda Jervs people. Sweden's people. Sweden's arrived. You'd be surprised how many things

like bosses will make their like office manager or their assistant do. No. And also, but this is the thing, bosses will I think get away with it a lot because the person says yes, so they think the person's cool with it, but like you're not gonna say no to your boss.

Like I've done weird shit for bosses. Unless it's in my contract, get the fuck out of my face. Like what, do you have an example of something that you're like, after where you're like, that was weird? I've definitely saw this one boss made this girl walk her dog every day, and then also made her make her breakfast every day like avocado toast and stuff it just seemed like unnecessary you know it's so crazy at me as a boss

because i think i'm a people pleaser like i feel like i work for them like i am constantly apologizing to josephine and grace and being like i'm so sorry that i can't get my shit together to give you what you need so that you can send it off to whoever you need to work with. Like I text Grace I always go I'm so sorry for bothering you but same and then I'll be like wait I'm like a 32 year old woman and like I pay them and I'm like scared of them but I kind kind of love it too, because like if she comes over to my apartment or something and I'm ordering Starbucks, like, hello. Like it's just normal like human decency, I feel like.

It's also like low key fun to be a boss, cause you're like, we can do whatever we want today. No, there are so many times where I'm like, should we just do like couch and blankets? Like go get your blanket. Sometimes I feel like I pressure her. Like I'm like, should we just do like couch and blankets? Go get your blanket. Sometimes I feel like I pressure her like I'm like we're getting bagels and she's like I'm okay and I'm like you don't want everything bagel with sky and cream cheese and all this stuff and she's like I'm fine. I'm like let's fucking party with bagels right now. The other day I said to Josephine

I said would it be crazy if I got us a personal trainer and we worked out three times a week together because like I won't do it if someone else doesn't do it with me. See, that's where HR gets involved. And she was like, yeah, I mean, I'll do it with you, but. I made Grace do hip hop yoga and she liked it, but I also, I was afraid to text her again to feel like she was being forced to sweat and possibly faint in a hot hip hop yoga.

Whatever, we're fun bosses. We're fun, we're cool moms. We're cool, we're like do whatever you freaking want. I know we're like if you wanna smoke a little weed, just don't. Don't. I'm truly like that, I'm like let's get high and figure this out.

Speaking of bread, one more time, I ordered room service, I'm in LA. Yeah. And I was like, I clicked continental breakfast or whatever, and it didn't say anything about bread, so I wrote in the notes, can I please have sourdough bread? Then they start calling me, because I did it online.

This is so unnecessary, and they're like, hi, it's extra for sourdough bread, I'm like, yes, just send me, why is the, when is the bread not included with an egg breakfast? So then I'm fucking pissed. The bread comes, it's the smallest bread I've ever seen. Like, is bread, are they having a bread shortage?

Like, what? It's sourdough, it's healthy. There's something with hotels like adding, like things that are like add-ons that it's like, okay, well that goes with it. And also if you're a five-star hotel and you're not doing room service and you're still going through like COVID rules

or something, or like, if you don't have room service as a hotel, what are you? You're an office space, okay? You're a we work. You're a literal we work. You're a we work with pillows. Get your shit together, bring back room service

with silverware. If you were at my door and you're handing it to me in a brown paper bag, I'm thinking the worst things in my head. Don't get me started about forks. Anyway. Okay, we won't. We won't. We won't.

And we won't. And we absolutely will not. That's all the time we have for today. Stay posted for next week for my fourth speech. Fourth discussion continued. On NPR. I do have to say I have a couple stand-up dates I'd love you guys to come to.

I'm going to Timonium, Maryland. I've never heard of that place, but I think it'll be fun. Actually, I think I've been there. Sounds like a boss. Yeah, I'm going to, sounds like a healthcare company. Irvine, Alabama, New Haven, Connecticut, Providence, Rhode Island, Brooks, California, Highland, California, see you there.

Paige, what's going on with you? Nothing, I'm going to sleep till January 8th. Yes, amazing. Oh, actually, I'm gonna be on the Today Show on Wednesday morning. We're doing winter accessories, we're very excited. I love that I was uninvited. They're like, hey, we got a call actually just for Paige

to come on with Hoda and Jenna. They said leave the redhead at home. They go leave the girl who came in with fake glasses and laughed too loud. No, you're doing your fashion segment, which is really, really fun. And you do a lot of research for it and you put a lot of work into it.

So everyone- I do do a lot of research for it and you put a lot of work into it. So everyone. I actually do a lot of research for it. You do. Everyone go get your mom's cable password and watch Paige on the Today Show. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling with us. I hope you're all slowing down for the holidays.