Giggly Squad - Giggling about Coachella, living alone, and empathy

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

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Visit COZEY.CA to start customizing your furniture. Gary fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean the day just got away from me. What's up my cheese grater gigglers? It's beautiful in New York City. It's no, it's so gorgeous and when I got here I was smacked right in the face with Chris's thighs because he was standing outside he was wearing shorts he had just come from the gym before I could even say anything. He said don't say anything I thought I had time to go home and I didn't. At least send us a warning text if you're going to show up with your thighs out.

I was like I've never seen you not sitting at your desk. I didn't know he had legs. Yeah I didn't know I could even walk. Well, walking here, I stepped on, I used condom, but that's just New York City. They tied it. And that's nice. And that's called-

That's shibble- Couth. Yeah. It's so funny, because I was getting out of my Uber and I saw this girl riding by on a city bike with a high ponytail, red hair, like yours, shorts, and I was like, if Hannah fucking city biked you for the first nice day, I'll kick her in the throat.

First of all, I don't trust myself to city bike. I can't even, I can't drive a car. I wouldn't put other people in danger because I think it would be fun for me to city bike for two minutes. I'm not trying to take out a whole family because I want a breeze. Have you ever city biked anywhere?

No, I feel like New Yorkers are like, we're actually really scared of everything in New York. It's like the non-New Yorkers that are like look at those bikes let's ride them. Yeah no no no. I'm like absolutely not. I feel like a lot of people do ride them. I know, Des does. Really? Well not anymore. And lesson learned. You can never city bike. Speaking of he's like oh my god I got annoyed with him today because I was walking around my bed, as one does, and I... On top of it? Just around it.

Oh, okay. I was just walking by it. You know how like every time you walk by your bed you have to hit your knee so hard at the corner of your bed? I will hit corners. I don't know what's wrong with my limbs. And I hit like the bone in my knee so hard that I was like... Fell to the ground. I fell to the ground, I was lying there, and he's like, baby, are you okay? I'm like, I'll be fine, I'll be fine.

And then it was lingering, it was like sore. Yeah. And then I was like, my knee fucking hurts. And then he was like, stop. And I was like, no, it hurts. And he was like, my fucking ACL has been ripped open, I don't feel bad for you at all. And I'm like, because both of his parents are are dead also so I can't be upset over my grandpa

So it's like what can I be upset about you? I can't be upset about anything and my knee is fucking hurting right now. I have no sympathy. Yes Yeah, it's probably sore broke skin and he just like has no sympathy for me because he tore his ACL and I'm like But that's everyone's fighting their own battles. Now men like when they get sick honestly this past week Craig was supposed to fly to California and like two hours before he gets on his flight he calls me and he's like I just like I have really bad news and I'm like I mean well I'm in New York doing my own thing okay he's like I know who is this because I don't think I can get on the plane to fly to California because like,

my nose is so stubby. And I was like, what? Breathe through your mouth. No, he was like, I'm just like, I'm nervous. I'll get more sick. And I was just like, okay. It wasn't like you, all the things you did the last week. No, he had a sniffle.

He like, his allergies hit, you know? Like it's just, they can't do anything. Also, I have a side bang happening. What does this mean for society? What is the cultural like influence you're about to have? Because I'm scared. No, I'm scared. With great power comes great responsibility. And I was just like what if I look like I'm going to... Actually this is what I looked like in high school I feel like. I feel like we're all just becoming who we were in in 2014 and you know what I realized who is like I love watching on Netflix like stupid high school shows like it gets me going Do you think it's cuz that's when you peeked quite possibly like it was my favorite

Everyone must be like, oh my god high school is like like the worst and like everyone was so mean and I was like Wait oh my god, in high school it was like the worst and everyone was so mean. And I was like, wait, I literally loved every second of it. I was kept on the cheerleading team, prom queen, my boyfriend was so hot in high school. I loved every second of it. Oh my god, it's so easy to hate you. No, I, even hearing myself, I'm like, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch, you probably can't read, and that's true. That's true. And you went and you lose some.

So I found this old photo from like a seventh grade prom where I look like a bitch. A bitch. I was feeling myself, cause I had my Nana in my ear. Like my Nana was the most, she was my manager, my publicist, and she did my glam. Like I remember her being like sit down like you're gonna look amazing I remember think like I was delusional from day one but I remember thinking like when I walk into this dance everyone's gonna turn their head

like I truly believe and you know my Nana was like you look gorgeous I yes you're gonna be a model you look gorgeous. You're gonna be a model, you look gorgeous. No, middle school dances were a different. I mean, we talk about middle school dances a little too much on Giggly Squad. We talk about grinding, but no, I would go and then I would always, I was always like, find that one friend that I'd be like, we should leave,

right? Well think about it now, like they're probably just all sitting there on their phones. Yeah. Cause like we didn't have phones at middle school dances. Or they're all doing like, do they do TikTok dances at? At dances? Like the hot girls just start doing it in unison and you're like,

oh I don't even know what the hot girls are doing, like what do I do? Oh my god. You're like in the back of the hot girls trying to follow what they were doing. Like Grease, but like sluttier. I just remember wanting to wear a skinny scarf around my neck and like slow dance. I Just remember wanting to grind the fuck out of someone My jaw I've been grinding every night and my jaw is killing me wait really I'm a grinder Oh, I didn't know that about you.

You didn't know that? I've never, but I've slept with you multiple times and I feel like I've never heard it. I feel like I'm a subtle grinder. Because I used to have a girlfriend in high school and every time she would sleep over, I'd literally almost suffocate her. Like it was like a saw.

Because I could hear it. Yeah. So I think I'm like, it's an... I didn't know what it was at first. And I like remember getting out of my bed and thinking there was an animal in my room, like in the corner and I'm trying to find it and then I realized it was my friend Jessica!

I'm like can you shut the fuck up? People were saying that we should normalize more like adult sleepovers Yeah, we should and I agree with that to an extent like especially when you're not you don't want to go home Like it's totally normal just to fall asleep I just I don't want to sleep in the bed with someone, but like I would totally sleep, well, let's rework that. I would let people sleep at my apartment.

I don't want to go sleep at other people's. Yeah, cause when you go to someone else's. Like we could never have one because we would both be like, okay, I'm going to my own bed. Even though we literally slept in the same bed for three summers. Yeah. And you're like, we could never.

We could literally never. Not if our own beds were there. Not if we're forced to contractually. Not if it's an obligation. Not if you told me I had to do it. Okay, no, what I wanted to say was, I kept seeing this thing on TikTok, and the question was, you're trapped in a forest.

Or do you want to be trapped with a man hunting you, or a bear and that really fucking threw me because every girl they asked they were like oh I think the bear I saw it they didn't say I think every girl just like bear yeah and it's funny cuz this is again my delusional side coming over I think that I could befriend the bear. Yeah. Like I'd be like... You'd be like, okay, let's... Come here. I'd be like, you're a cute bear. You'd be like, I have a cat.

I have a cat. All cat people... I feel like, think like that. Because if I can make a cat like me, I'm like, I can make a bear like me. Remember when there was like that whole... What was that like whole thing? I think maybe we were in college,

or maybe like post-college, where they killed that like... People like couldn't talk about it for years Where they killed that like gorilla? Oh, do you remember that? Do you remember that? Yes. I feel like that would have been a situation where you'd be like I feel like I could talk to I don't know if it's cuz also we grew up like watching Tarzan Like I feel like if I grew up in the jungle Yeah, I would be like boys with like people.

Like, I mean, by people I mean animals. Wild thornberries did that to you. Wild thorn- no. Cause I feel- I just feel really empathic with animals. I just feel like animals understand me. I feel like that'd be a really good Halloween costume for you. A thornberry? And Dez is one of the thorn- the thornberries.

I was recently thinking that I want to do a Halloween costume that's literally like just a UPS worker. Like, can we normalize that? They already have that. Like sexy ones? No. Oh. No, like an actual UPS worker. Because UPS workers scare me.

They're my biggest fear. Yeah, no, they have that. Like, people go as. No, like when I see a bear, I'd be like, OK, first of all, it's adorable. Right. Does even know how freaking adorable it's little. Have you seen bears ears, they're fucking adorable?

Have you seen those ones like red panda bears that are small and but they wanna be like show you that they're attacking so they try and get bigger but they just go like this but they're like two feet. And they're adorable. See like at least like the bears will be funny. Right. Why is the first thing you're alone in a forest, you'd be like, okay, well now I have to cut his dick off.

I just feel like I could outsmart... Wow. Who? Right, that's the thing. How crazy? No, I feel like I could outsmart the bear. If the guy is doing drugs or drinking, then I can't get away. I just feel like if the bear got hungry, I would give it my arm.

I'd be like, you can eat my arm. And we're going to figure this out together. Just cuddle with me. We're the man. I'm like, don't fucking touch me. No, man, that's... Speaking of something I saw on TikTok too, this is crazy about men. And I don't even want to say it out loud because it's so disturbing.

This man goes on and he goes, I just want you guys to know that people say that men are more logical than women, but they actually just lack empathy. Interesting. So it's like they're just literally not thinking about how other people are feeling as much as we are. So they're not logical, they're actually just psychopaths. Okay.

I wish you didn't say that last part. I just spit across the room. I really wish you didn't say that last part. I just spit it across the room. I really wish you didn't say that last part because I really... Oh, because you are like that. I feel like I am like that. But I do think when you're really close to someone and you love them a lot, you will do some selfish things because you don't have to be fake with them. Like you're just being... I just feel as a woman, I'm not as emotional as some...

I think there's like a spectrum of everything. Can you cut to last episode when she was crying going, I've been so emotional lately. I was so emotional this weekend. Like I was tearing up that people were being mean to JoJo Siwa. Do not bring up JoJo Siwa. That makes me upset. We like went strong with the Jojo Siwa. That makes me upset. We like went strong with the Jojo Siwa takes.

Here's the thing, sometimes I'll see a clip of Giggly Squad and I'll just gander in the comments or something. And I'm like, wait, none of what we say is serious. Can you believe that they joked about that? Anywho, wait, this is actually really funny. I'm getting nervous that, not that I feel like I'm like full Gen Z just because like I love TikTok, but I feel like I'm on TikTok as much as Gen Z

because my attention span recently, like I'm like, okay, why are you talking so slow? To the point that now when I'm on FaceTime, if you know how you can click the side and speed up TikToks? I was on FaceTime the other day and I went to click the side to like speed it up. I'm so fucked up.

And then I felt so fast. You were like, yes, I'm like, you're right. I was like, oh yeah, you gotta talk faster. So Lois will look at her phone and be FaceTiming someone, but not know and try to swipe past it, like out of it. Like, okay, we're good. We're done, I get it, get the point. Enough.

No, that's how I feel, but I feel like my attention span, like I can't, like it used to get me excited to be like, okay, I'm gonna sit down on like a Saturday night, like I didn't do anything last night, like sit down and like watch a movie, but I can't. I do think, and I know this is gonna sound like aggressive, but when you do something physical like go to yoga or like go for a walk, it's like you get out of your head

and then time moves a little different. But when you're like constantly in your head, you're like, uh, uh, uh. But when you're walking, you get into kind of like a- I'm very skittish. Yeah, you're a literal cat. you're walking again to kind of like a I'm very skittish. Yeah So people like Hannah stop interrupting Paige I'm like, I know what she's gonna say like I could finish the sentence for her We don't have time. I'm I don't want yeah, I don't want to finish my own Okay, I was gandering in a comment for like too long that you were speaking slowly and I was speaking too fast and they were like,

I just can't take... No, that I've never wanted to speed up your FaceTime or one of your voice notes. I'm here to get to the point. Yeah, I like the rate at what you speak. I love you. Thank you. Also, we are at a weird time though, because I've been going to college gigs and stuff and hanging out with the Gen Zs,

my sisters, my brothers. And we're at this first time in the world that I'm consuming the same content they're consuming. Yeah. Because think about our parents. It's the first time we're consuming all the same music. It's really crazy. It's the first time our generations are this close. Yeah, and that we're all tech savvy. Yes. And we're going to be the first tech savvy grandparents.

Wait, that's so crazy to think. And we might not know the newest technology, but we're not gonna be like how our grandparents were. Right. Rest in peace, grandma. Every episode. But also talking about boys and girls, I went to- You know what's crazy is like,

you have one full set of grandparents, like a grandma and a grandpa, that are married to each other and like loves my life 32 years old that's like very good You're acting like does now I mean I don't have I don't feel fucking bad Yeah, that's what he doesn't have parents either, and I'm like okay. Well. That's not my problem It's literally something to do with me And I'm I'm trying to make this about me, but it doesn't have to do with me. You don't have any grandparents?

No, I have none. So now I can't, now I feel bad. No, you can bring up your grandpa. I just had like, and my nan and papa are obviously like, I'm really close to them. Yeah. Oh god, when they go. No, let's, we're actually gonna take a break. We're gonna take a commercial break.

We won't, I'm not recording Giggly Squad for two weeks when that happens. I'm like, and don't even, don't even ask us. We're not even gonna send a newsletter. You'll know why, you'll know why. Also sign up for the newsletter cause we do have an announcement we're making like very shortly.

People are getting. The one that we Easter egged So I go to these college gigs and I do a Q&A The questions from these kids are so fucking funny because the girls are savage They'll be like they always raise their hand which is so cute. I'm like you and I feel a lot of power Yeah, I feel like that student teacher who's like what if I just brought in the TV and I was like yeah So she this girl is here and she goes I feel like that student teacher who's like, what if I just brought in the TV? And I was like, yeah! So she, this girl raised her hand, she goes,

how do I make my boyfriend jealous? And I was like, you talk like a little slut. And they'll ask like the craziest. You pull down like a whiteboard. You turn on a projector, you're like, I'm so glad anyone asked. It turns into a TED talk. The girls ask like the funniest stuff.

And then every now and then a guy raises his hand The guys will ask me two kinds of things. So one guy raised his hand and goes who would win in a fight a Bear or a polar bear and I was like I'm not acknowledging that question Please take a walk around the block. Yeah, and like men are obsessed with who would win Chris do you talk to your friends about this? Wait Oh I was not asking That was the most stupid thing

Point proven Chris you were not asking I was saying do you guys talk about that stuff and he goes this is why the bear would win Polar bears aren't a thing Chris we don't care Wait is that a real question that you guys have asked each other? Yeah. And will you interchange animals?

Yeah. Oh, so that's a whole world that we didn't even know they were talking about. That's a whole podcast episode for them. No. It's so crazy sometimes. I was like, first of all, no. Second of all, don't ever ask me that. Then another guy raises his hand

Their faces are on our money like that's insane like the men's faces are on our money Okay, let that sink in it's crazy It's crazy. Chris would you ever ask that to like a girl on a date if you're running out of questions So you have a like you know like this isn't this isn't appropriate. Yeah, maybe just playing around if I'm really out of stuff. I know it's crazy like I was just trying to think like have I like what questions did I used to ask? You didn't ask questions. I feel like I didn't. I feel like if he got quiet you just sat in it. Now I'm trying to think like did they ever ask me any questions either, though?

Like, no. Well, your first dates definitely were wild. Where mine was one woman show behavior. I was like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And pop, and spin. You want a first date when the waiter first comes over, you're like, ah, and my opening act. The special squeeze.

To tell you, I perform the same of if I like the man or not I need to go out there with a fucking laugh I need to make sure that he walks away from that date and he was like that was fucking incredible see I feel like I would just get blacked out on a first date and then if they texted me I was like if you can handle me at that then you deserve yes

and so I would say that's so much better than me trying to make Get approval from every single person and then afterwards ghosting them then being like why did you ask me about my father? On the first date then a guy raised his hand and he said do you like roller coasters? And I was like again. This is a horrible question Yeah, but I'm like I guess I'll answer it like do you have a specific kind you like and he's like no And I was like do you like do you recommend? What's the point of this question like are you trying to like talk to me an amusement park? You know, I do something because they want to talk about it

So I was like, yeah, do you have an amusement park you like to talk about your car's warranty? I mean, what are we doing here? Do you want to sell me life insurance? What's going on? So he goes no and I was like, do you like roller coasters and he goes no and Everyone was like what the fuck is going on like boys just do things like to be stupid and then he wasn't even trying to be Funny, I think he just like was like I'm gonna ask her a question because she said ask a question and sometimes it's that simple What college was this? Probably like my old one that got unaccredited it was like you're done being a school. Goodbye. Thank you for playing One day they were just like we're gonna shut down

I was like, why did you do when I was there if I could I would you know, they go who's the famous alum? Coded college like actually we're like over it, we think. I kind of quit. Like, I'm tired. Are you tired? Because if you're tired, I won't go. I won't go if you don't go. The whole college.

It's not like vibing with the school colors anymore. And so we think we should just pack it up. They were like, honestly, school's giving me the ick. And I just like don't want to do it. I didn't even know you were allowed to close a college like that. Well, I think they ran out of money. They're a private college that I think.

That's so embarrassing. No. They're like, sorry, we have a literal shopping problem. That's... Like, they get an email. How many textbooks did you guys buy? They get an email and it's like, okay, but like, the mascot just like needed new outfits

and we, who are we to say no? Also, you're charging kids like $100,000 a year. Why did you spend the money on it? No, what? No, colleges are Ponzi schemes. For sure. Just like legalized Ponzi scheme. For sure.

Speaking of Ponzi scheme cults, what's your thoughts on Coachella? Literally cults. I never knew Coachella was happening. Like where am I that's on the ovens at Coachella and I'm like, I didn't even know there were tickets. Honestly, we said it last episode, but like we're not massive concert people

and that obviously extends into festivals. I'd say I'm more not a festival person than I am like a, like I like a concert. I can enjoy a concert that I like the person Can you explain what the difference between a concert and a festival is because is it basically like a festival's multiple acts multiple concerts multiple concerts in one at like a fair ground and people are all doing drugs and wearing yeah They were glitter. It's very like desert II

But Coachella's been for like, a while. This is my thing. The two things that give me anxiety when I leave my house, do I have to poop? Yeah. Where's the closest bathroom? Is it accessible? And then am I gonna get hungry after I poop?

People like, pass out at Coachella. See like- Like, you're in the desert. The second I'm gonna crowd up people, I'd be like, where's the bathroom? Yeah. And then when you go and you lose your friends, then you're like, now I'm gonna die.

And I don't wanna do anything three days in a row You I actually couldn't name something right now that I want to do three days in a row other than be alone There's nothing here's the other thing Coachella is so far From even anything that even if something happened and you wanted to leave you still have to drive like an hour and a half to even get Anywhere I'm so dumb. I thought Coachella was like Wyoming. I mean it basically is it's in the middle of Palm Springs. Oh You know what it is, it's also such an LA thing I know that everyone flies but like it's very easy for LA people

I think that's what it is. And look we don't want to be haters like we support all women in the arts I think it's just like turned into this big influencer thing. But like originally, I think it is like a music festival. But people are hating on it this year. Like they're saying the lineup's bad. Oh really? See like I am so uninterested. I wouldn't even know who's there.

Well I like when there's tea. So I was like, okay, now I need to know what the tea is. I guess because of Taylor Swift and Beyonce. Did you see Billie Eilish when she was performing? She said after Lana Del Rey performed, she said, what did she say? She was like, this is like your- We owe her so much because we were created,

a lot of us were created because of her music. Half of you bitches exist because of her or something. I'm gonna say something to you like Look, and I just feel like it's a safe space because you said something about Zendaya and like I Know please I don't like the way Billie Eilish dresses at all. I am so obsessed with Billie Eilish style No, I think it's messy. I think it doesn't make any sense I want Zendaya to dress like Billie Eilish No, don't you dare. Sometimes Billie Eilish goes a little too baggy for my taste.

However, how she has fun with patterns and then the jewelry and the nails, I'm obsessed with her. She basically looks like she picked out whatever was on the chair clean and she put that on and that created the outfit. And that's creativity. She styles herself just like me. No, she obviously styles herself. Okay, so you guys know that I'm moving soon and I like to do a purge of all of my things and one of the things I really need to purge is my kitchen

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Oh my god, I literally just peed my pants a little, I think. He's still in just the same. You acted like I changed the ticket or something, and you were like, no! Did you go to my building and say that I didn't want to move in there? I go, actually, she's trying to go to Charleston. I canceled it, I called your landlord. The amount of times Paige gets asked if she's going to move to Charleston over the last, like, literally the second you met Craig, are you like, okay? No, like the minute I met Craig, they're like, what are you doing in New York? People wouldn't even ask for your name is they go. Are you moving? Some people are really nice about it though and they're like I believe we don't really like care

But like we just really want you to move there and I'm just like guys Meanwhile, I'm like home making a Pinterest board of like Your future apartment. Yeah, I'm York City Sorry, I'm really busy Your tiny apartment in New York City instead of having a pool and a hot tub I'm like, what happens if we live in this closet? I'm moving and I Are stressed?

You know what? I'm oddly not Well, one, because I feel like I hired people to do everything So I was just like, okay, how do we fix it? No, like I hired obviously my movers I have 37 men to move my stuff. Hired my movers, but I also hired like my organizational people. Oh. Imagine it done.

But I've never done a move with them. I think it'll be so great because they don't have to undo anything. Like they just. Well, the day before, or like a couple of days before I actually move, we do like an edit. Edit. Of like my current apartment, which I'm... And this is perfect timing, because this is spring cleaning moment.

No, the stars could not have aligned more. Yeah. And my vibe for my new apartment, French modern. French provincial modern. You see, provincial. Provincial. I like that. I don't really know what it means, but my mom said it.

I love like the Mixing of aesthetics so where I like it's like modern but also vintage. Yes, that's for you I really want a Parisian. Yeah, like girliness. Yeah, but then random like metals sometimes I want it to be like if Bridgerton was set in New York City, Conti Bridgerton. Yeah Conti Bridgerton, Conti Bridgerton was set in New York City. Kunti Bridgerton. Yeah. Yes. Kunti Bridgerton. Kunti Bridgerton. Put that on your architectural digest. My bad.

Wait, that's really exciting. Yeah, and I'm feeling like, this is so not me, but I'm really feeling inspired by Baby Blue recently. Like for nails? No, just like in general, like in my decor. I don't know why I want something baby. You definitely need like a powder blue bathroom. Yeah, powder blue something.

Or like a glam room. Yeah, so I'm so excited. So I might just like vlog some stuff and then put it on Giggly. Part of being an adult is realizing that your home is something that you can have fun with. And something clicks that you're like, oh, I can make my home whatever I want it to be. Yeah. Because when I was younger, I felt like you put a bed and a lamp and then you live in it. And then you wait until you have to move to the next place.

No, it's crazy. Like decorating your space is crazy because you're like, do I like it? I have to look at it every day. I don't know. I had like mature friends who like at 21 were like fully decorating their rooms. And I always felt like jealous

because I was like, oh my God, they enjoy their life. They have hope. Like when people are like, oh, it's like you're very into nesting. Yeah, I've never nested. Really? Never. But I think-

Until Des. Yeah, I was just gonna say, I feel like you nested hard in your Hamptons house. I've never nested in my life to the point that people are like, you're living in a hospital room? Are you not gonna nest? Yeah, so I, but then I went to Des' place and I was like you nested hard in your Hamptons house. I've never nested in my life to the point that people are like, you're living in a hospital room. Are you not going to nest? Yeah, but then I went to Des's place and I was like, call a dumpster.

We're throwing all this. I don't know what came. We're nesting people. I was ordering pillows. Yep. I think it was like hormonal. But isn't it like there's something, I don't know, very like comforting about it.

Oh my god, it feels so good. Do you have a Pinterest? Yes. The way I am with fashion and with decor, I'm the same way with home decor because like if I see it, I know when I like it, but I don't necessarily know how to make it. But like if someone was like, which one do you prefer?

I'd be like, definitely that. But I don't know how to like put things together that well. You're decisive. I'm decisive and I have an eye. For what? I don't know. But I have an eye, I do. I'm gonna make Grace put our Pinterest in the newsletter because I feel like I do actually a lot of pinning.

So I'm obsessed with Bauhaus decor. Bauhaus? B-A-U-H-A-U-S. B-A-U. Bauhaus decor is like everything to me right now. Can I guess what it is? Yeah. Bauhaus decor.

I feel like it's like... BAUHAUS. Bauhaus. Can you use it in a sentence? I feel like it's like Copenhagen girlie, like influencer girlies, like their apartment decor. Yes. Bauhaus. 100%.

Okay, wow. You nailed it. Is house H-A-U-S? H-A-U-S. So I think it is, I actually don't know what it is. I like that pronunciation. House. But it's like, yeah, it's European.

Yeah. And that's all I know. yeah, it's European. Yeah. But I found it on, I guess, Pinterest. What's with us that we're like, we want everything to be European, but yet we're like, we'll literally die in New York City. I'm going to Paris, and London and Dublin in May for comedy shows and I'm bringing my mom. And we've never been to Europe together. Wait, you're gonna love it with her. I know. But my mom is like, she wakes up and she's ready to go. We're walking. We're walking. We're walking.

You guys are walking. Naps are not even like brought up. Like if I bring up a nap, she'll pretend she didn't hear me. And we'll just keep walking. Now my mom will say, like preface before she comes down. And she'll say, now I wanna do something. And I'm like, pitch. No. Who do you think you are? Sending in requests?

I'm gonna put Bauhaus decor in the newsletter so you guys can see. I feel like it's like funky shaped couches and stuff Yes, yeah, and then there's like there's metal. It's very like vintage, but like cool It's just how long you're gonna be in each city. So we're doing Paris for Literally two days then I have to go to London for two days for two shows And then we're spending the week in Ireland Is Des going to Ireland? And Des is gonna be there, my dad's gonna meet us there. And it's the first time my parents have ever been to Ireland.

Yeah, so. Oh my God, that's so fun. And like, I've like never traveled to Europe with my parents, so it's gonna be like very fun. A lot of Adam. Does Des have anyone in his fam, like females in his family that have red hair? No.

Hmm. I don't know. That was important to you though. You were like, I have a really important No. Hmm. I don't know. That was important to you though. You were like, I have a really important question. There are a lot of- I don't want to put you on the spot here, but um. I need to- That's a Barbara Walters you, but.

No, there's a lot of like, the most gorgeous redheads ever in Ireland. No, yeah, cause I just- You're like, oh, that's a real redhead. Yeah, I just had a moment where I was like, wait, could you potentially have a redheaded child with like blue eyes? I mean, maybe. I don you potentially have a redheaded child with blue eyes? I mean, maybe, I don't really know how redheads are created.

A lineage or something. No, I feel like he, if he said, oh yeah, if you said his mom had red hair, I'd be like, oh my God. You're probably gonna have a child with red hair. Do you know growing up how mean people were to people with red hair? Yeah. Chris, did you grow up with the whole,

gingers have no soul? That is like fucked up. And then no one ever said gingers do have a soul. Like no one ever apologized. As someone that was just like an ally to everyone, my best friend in high school in fact had red hair, but like she was stunning, like one of the prettiest girls ever.

And I feel like I didn't ever have that. I never heard that. You know, it's funny too, I remember there was a girl in high school, I can't remember her name now, but went to a public high school and I used to be obsessed with her because she had really long red hair

and it was just so pretty. I've always loved a redhead. Yeah, I am not against gingers. I've always loved a red head. Yeah I am not against gingers. I had a friend who was a ginger is what you're saying. Oh wait I wanted to tell you because I feel like this is like so for like the Hannah girlies of the world. I got sent. I would never. I tried it one time, I threw it out, and I was like, you know who would like this? Fucking Hannah.

It's this brand, I think I got sent it in a random PR package, H-A-N-N-I, Hanny. Do you like my Gani? But I think they're stealing your brand. But basically it's like, okay, they sent me this in the shower moisturizer, but then they also sent me this spray bottle, and I thought it was just like, you know Like when brands were like, oh, this is hydrating mist and you're like that's fucking tap water that you put in a cool bottle

Yeah, and like I miss my face. Yeah, I don't care about it But I was reading it and theirs is it's like a sprayable lotion Oh, but it's not like lotion feeling and it's not like watery feeling but like if you hate Putting on lotion every time you get out of the shower this it's amazing women in STEM women in STEM I'm gonna put it in the news. I think Whitney Cummings was talking about on her podcast She was asking people like do you put lotion on after you shower? Every single time I don't I think the more you put it on the dryer you get exactly I think it's just like chapstick because when I get out of the shower

I'm never my skin is never dry, but you know it is dry tell me my face And I have to put it on my face, and that's the only place I've been putting moisturizer on so I think the government Is involved like sometimes my My skin is so dry, like it hurts if I don't put lotion on. And as an Italian, that shouldn't be happening to you. We are naturally very oily individuals. Yeah.

So. I have a great grandmother somewhere rolling in her grave. Rolling in her grave, but my mom does put, but I always said my mom did it because she's a mom. That's a mom's do. Like she's always lotioning her hands. Why am I always lotioning her hand? Where did you get the lotion from?

Why is it all day long? When have you never not lotioned your hand? St. Ives re-enters the chat. Get out of here St. Ives! A girl DM'd me and she goes, by the way, I was the St. Ives social media manager. You know, I was a girl. And I said, we love you. And I said, shout out to St. Ives. We apologize to the St. Ives social media manager. You know I was a girl. And I said, we love you. And so I said shout out to St. Ives.

We apologize to the academy. Cause St. Ives was iconic. No, iconic. No, I don't know why that is that moms are like always... Who told you to lotion after the shower? I don't know. Well now I feel like Big Pharma. You know what that reminds me of?

I was really late to shave my legs. Cause someone told me like once you start you can't stop but like you do it because you're hairy so I was like I'm not going to start and people were like you have the hairiest legs I've ever seen It's not heroin Don't try it kids Do you remember when you couldn't like girls weren't allowed to shave their thighs? I mean you still abide by that rule. If someone tells me something and then they don't update it, I will never change.

To this day, no one said you should start shaving your thighs. So when you start, you just shave, we just shave our shins. Well I think like- Because we're not that hairy on our thighs. I always thought that it was like moms didn't let girls do it because your thighs are like more sexual. That's the most like Catholic guilt shit I've ever heard. She's like we have a long skirt to cover up our hairy legs. No, that's like what I thought like oh you like don't you're not gonna shave anywhere close to make it sensual to have sex.

So the hair can block the penis. But I was so hairy in third grade, my mom was like, shave it all. Do you remember the first time you heard your friend was wearing a thong? You were the friend. You were the friend. No, I don't remember that.

I remember my friend being like, I'm wearing a thong, and me being like, I thought she a thong, and me being like, like I thought she was going to the strip club. I was like, are you going to the strip club after this? No. I went to Victoria's Secret, and I like saw, I go, this is what they wear at the strip club. It's so funny, and I would have been like you too,

except that I had like a best friend my whole childhood, who's 10 times worse than me, could ever be. I love when you go, except I had a best friend. No I had a best friend who like taught me all of these. I was you and then she would be like no Paige that's like not what a blowjob is you idiot. I was the blind leading the blind out in these streets or just me and my brother and he was no help. I remember shopping at Victoria Secret and they had crazy thongs.

Like remember, how does a thong that has like multiple strings become sluttier? Yeah. Like it has more fabric but looks insane. Like what are girls doing with that? Yeah. They're dangerous, you could strangle yourself. I'm trying to think like if that was like a moment,

like oh, my first thong. I mean, I still haven't had that moment. No, that's insane. I feel like it wasn't because I feel like the first time I wore a thong was like, specifically for an outfit, because like I couldn't have like an underwear again. Obviously.

You were like, I don't subscribe. Not my network, not my board day. I want us to come up with a list next episode of people's style that we love. Okay. Just to really have a chart. Like I need to visualize it. Like a flow chart. Yeah, because like I'm obsessed with...

I love Ice Spice. I love Billie Eilish. Julia Fox. Do your top three right now. Off the top of your head, like who... Not like of all time, just like... I also like... Leave something of who you've seen on TikTok like this month.

I also have random influencers who I think are really cool, like all the girls in Berlin. Okay, every girl that lives in Berlin is fucking killing the game. Like right just off the top of my head that I like have been seeing on TikTok, whatever. I'd say Zendaya, Victoria Beckham. Oh, you have cut people. Anne Hathaway. I think Anne Hathaway has been looking amazing. Anne Hathaway has been crushing.

Incredible. Yeah, I spent his time. And Julia Fox. Yes, but Julia Fox, I feel like, is more performative. Yes, no, I know. It's not really like a fit. It's a piece of art. I like when people look like it's the apocalypse. I'm like obsessed with an apocalyptic look. Yeah, but for every day?

Like, yeah, one time, like once in a while. No, every day is the Berlin girls. Yeah, you're a Copenhagen girlie. And then at night, it's the world's ending, which it is. I could see you being a Copenhagen girlie. Like, have you ever seen, you should do that TikTok sound where it's like, dress like a Copenhagen girlie. Okay, pajama pants and then like that and then see what outfit fits you.

Well, people have been calling you out on the internet because you- Pfft, Carden! You're just gonna bring it up like that? I'm like, you- you- every now and then. Hold on. Let's just- this is so our friendship. You're turning everyone- I'm literally giving you a compliment and like, oh you're so Copenhagen, you could do that

thing. You're like, I'm speaking of of that everyone actually was telling me they hate you Well you were wearing like a Copenhagen II outfit like the adidas pants Which is a random top and then the comp some of the comments were like She looks like she just threw random stuff on her body or something and then someone was like she looks like yeah And for a second I was like no one's ever said it that page dressed like me, and then someone was like, she looks like Hannah. And for a second I was like, no one's ever said that Paige dressed like me, and then I was like, oh, because they hate me. Because they don't understand what's happening.

I said, that's called high fashion. No, I loved that outfit. No, when you wear baggy clothes, the way I'm obsessed with you, like you in a baggy. It's so funny because Craig's mom texted me last week and was like, hey Paige, like obviously you- She wants you to cover up because you're being spot. She's like, can you?

Sometimes I do think like, oh my god, my boyfriend has a mom who watches. Every time you wear a turtleneck she's like, hey I really like that outfit, you should do it more often. She texted me and she was like, obviously you always look pretty, but like I just want to tell you, I really like when you wear athletic wear. And I was like, that's so nice of you. She just told you you need to work out. She was like, maybe you should. Maybe put a sneaker on and a legging.

And see if you can walk outside, get some air. And stop with the mini skirts, you 31 year old bitch. I do have to say, skorts for summer. Let's normalize skorts. I love a skort. Cause skorts, you're free. You can let the labia fly. Like anything can happen.

You don't have to worry about anything just like sliding up there. Man spread. And it's very tennis. You can actually also put stuff up your skort. Because that's what tennis players do. We put the ball in the skort. Yes. Also, I didn't address this, but remember two episodes ago I went on a rant and I was like no one ever quotes Giggly Squad because we're so unserious.

Yeah, and then they wrote a full article. They said Hannah Berner thinks Sandia's bad for women's sports. And it was like a giggler, and she like, and she literally messaged me like, LOL, and I'm like, the gigglers are fucking with me. They think it, like, it was hilarious. No, it was hilarious, and then I started thinking, like, the Gigglers are fucking with me. They think it's, like, it was hilarious. No, it was hilarious.

And then I started thinking, like, would it be just our whole, our whole persona was like a bit, like. Like Stephen Colbert. Yeah, like, just our whole thing was just a bit on the internet and on Instagram. The only time we were really ourselves was Giggly Squad Pod and like our live shows.

Like every article that was ever written about us Was just fake, but that's what it is. No, that's what it was like But people saw that and probably were like that fucking hates them. Yeah. Well, this is the problem Tone and context are very important and that's something someone says after they get in trouble But like the power of Giggly Squad Something someone says after they get in trouble, but like the power of Giggly Squad We had an us weekly article written for millions of people because Giggler's Which is so Giggly quoted or coded like this will be funny

Even though this is bad. I will do this for Hannah I knew I thought for a fact we were getting an email from like one of our agents or managers being like, guys we know you think it's funny. You're like, they're like, can you not talk shit on Zendaya? Who's fighting the good fight every day. Oh god. But I like having imaginary beef with people for no reason. Like you know when people actually hate someone, like that's annoying, but I like having made up like that Zendaya is bad for women.

Yeah, like John Mayer is actively still against this podcast and he has been since day one. I didn't forget. No one's talking about it. We're not going to forget when you go live when we go live. That's a strategic marketing play by your PR team. Right. Okay, so you guys know that I'm moving soon and I like to do a purge of all of my things and one of the things I really need to purge is my kitchen because I just feel like I have so many pots and

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That's K-I-L-N-E.com. I did Sheena's pod last week, but I told her I was like, I don't watch Bravo. I don't know what's going on. And she was like, don't worry about it. So she would ask these questions based on something that happened and be like Hannah, what would you do?

And I was like, I'm so scared right now. Like what? Like she, I guess there's a storyline about like sharing location. She's like, do you think it's weird if someone knows your location? And I was like, if my mom didn't know my location, I would never know where I am.

Yeah, I see, I don't have any context either, but that is a great question. And I didn't know if it was like her and Brock or if it was like, I think it was her and someone else. I don't have anyone's location, but that's because I literally don't have the capacity in my brain to like, I barely know what I'm doing. I don't even know what other people are doing.

I definitely have other people's locations. I don't care about them. I don't give a fuck where they are. Never have, never once in my life checked. Ever. My mom has mine. Yeah, my mom has mine. And I have hers.

And sometimes I do check to make sure that bitch is home. You know? Like if she's not answering me, I'm like, interesting! You're home! Just like zooming out. Just making sure you're not in a lake. But you know what's funny is like I've never,

I've never had a boyfriend's location and they've never had mine either. I like being surprised, like pop in unannounced. Yeah, I feel like now that we're like in our 30s, location is like strictly safety. 100%. You know, like. Yeah. Where like if I was in my 20s, location is like strictly safety. 100%. You know, like. Yeah.

Where like if I was in my 20s, I'd be like. No, I wouldn't let anyone have my location. You put an air tag in his shoe. If air tags were a thing when I was 22, I'd be arrested. I would be arrested for harassing and trespassing And just all around I'm like sorry he shared his location Side note about Coachella the the VIP sections are like wild wait. I've been seeing that they're like wait general admission is like Did you notice that? Wait, I've been seeing that.

They're like, wait, general admission is like, looks so lovely, honestly. Well, VIP, like they were showing Taylor Swift, she's like in a crazy crowd. I mean, I wonder why that is, because normally when you see VIP, it's just like them standing in like a huge, vast, empty area, like bobbing. You know why I probably hate like musical things like that like musicals and like like festival shit like that. Anything that brings people joy. Things that people can connect around.

I rather laugh. Mic drop. Mic. No, you know why? Because we, I don't want to feel an emotion. No. Like you know when Olivia Rodrigo, who I'm obsessed with by the, actually I love her style.

I love her style. Okay, well you can't have her style because that's too. Like you're who I'm obsessed with by the way. Actually, I love her style. I love her style. Okay, well you can't have her style because that's too... Like you're saying I'm too old. Do you just call me an ancient wild beast? Sorry, I just am so ageist. She dresses a little too teeny bopper. Well yes, obviously it'd be more mature, but I appreciate the aesthetic.

Sorry, now that we got past her. Our relationship has forever changed, I feel like. I think the podcast has finished, I think. Guys, it's been a great four years. It really has. I forgot to hold. We tried to push through. Imagine people like,

it was definitely the Olivia Rodrigo comment that happened in 2024. Olivia Rodrigo wore this. I genuinely feel like we're gonna be 95 and still be doing Giggly Squad. And I'm gonna be like, I like how the virgin, you're like, you're 87 years old. I'm gonna be like, Rezzy B's my grandpa.

I'm gonna be like, bitch, you're almost with him. You're almost right next to him. Okay, what were we saying before? The VIP section is like crazy because there's just celebrities like just there. Yeah. And then I said I like to laugh. I don't want to listen to them sing. Yes. So the Rodrigo concerts, everyone's crying. And I'm like, I'm not going to pay money for my childhood trauma to come out through my eyeballs.

I feel like I don't need someone to sing me a bunch of lyrics for me to be like, oh my god, that's how I feel. Because my brain's always going. Yes. You know, like I'm always working it. Like I know. I've internally listened to ten mental sad songs. There's two types of girlies. Sad songs. You fought for your life. Sorry, I just had a stroke.

No, speaking of, I woke up in the dead of the middle of the night last night at 3 a.m. Thinking I had a stroke because my eyebrow was twitching. And I was like, this is how I go. I'll have a stroke in the middle of the night. No one will find me until the morning. Wait, your eyebrow woke you up? Yes. I was like, I dare you.

I pluck you. I bring you to get serviced. I tint you. You're going to wake me up? Like up and down or like in and out? No, I was just twitching a little bit and I was like, oh my god. I'm going to get a stroke. I'm going to get a stroke. I'm going to get a stroke. I'm going to get a stroke. I'm going to get a stroke. I'm you to get serviced, I tint you.

You're gonna wake me up? Like up and down or like in and out? No, I was just twitching a little bit and I was like, oh my, well I'm having a stroke, clearly. But it was nothing. It turns out to be a false alarm. My mom was like, why, like you don't, you're not. Did you call her at 3 a.m.? No, I got there in the morning.

And I was like, something really scary happened to my mom. I thought I was having a stroke or a brain aneurysm. She was like, you're not just gonna have a brain aneurysm or a stroke. She goes, and then I was like, but that's everyone who's ever had a stroke. If you have to ask, did I have a stroke? I don't, and you're still not having a stroke. I feel like you didn't have a stroke. Well, that's just not safe. Not true.

Look, there's two types of girls, is what I was saying. That's what it was. Two types of girls. When you're on the bus going to school, someone starts singing. And then they start a whole harmonious acapella group. And I never felt comfortable joining in and then like seriously singing a full, like three seconds I'm like, okay We're not singing a full song at first I thought I knew where you were going with this But I'm gonna say I've never been on a bus where all the girls started singing

Have you ever just been around and some girls like no She's so lucky She's a star and then someone comes in and she cry cry and then they're all singing and then you're like I don't feel like I was invited to it I also don't think I can sing that well and then you know and I went to cheerleading camp like No, I've never been on a bus. You know what I didn't do a team sport. That's what it is I was never in the place for someone to potentially start harmonizing I thought you were gonna say there's two types of girls on the two types of people on the bus

It's the people that get on the bus and say everyone that sits in the back of the bus is like bad and they like are like rowdy and like the girls that sit in the front are like goody two shoes. And if you went to the back of the bus. You're going to festival. Like you learned what getting fingered was in fifth grade, you know?

And I was always in the back, bitch. I feel uncomfortable singing with people. It shouldn't happen. I don't ever want to... Let's just say this here and now. Giggly Squad is our witness. For the foreseeable future, for the rest of my life, I never want to be in a situation where I might have to join in and sing to anything ever

I don't even really sing happy birthday when it's someone else's birthday like I let the crowd do it for that person Yeah, I wrote a card. I don't need to fucking say yes grow up also like when you're in a relationship I feel like there's no reason to go anywhere To go anywhere. What do you like? I was thinking the only what I would love to go to was like a Drake concert like Lil Wayne but like even when you're there like who you gonna grind on? I still grind. Yeah like I like going to like rap concerts. Cause when you're like bopping or like. Cause then you know you're going home and having sex. That's what it is. I feel like. Yes. I do like sporting events.

But again sometimes it's too long. Let's do a 32 minute basketball game. Yeah, I'm not, how did we even get? How did we even get here? Let's change the NBA right now. Oh yeah, just have the WNBA. What's the Veronica Living Alone TikTok? Oh my God, I saw this girl, she made a TikTok. Her name was Veronica.

All like, posted TikTok. That's what I got from what you wrote. Post the TikTok. And she just said something that made me, I had just never thought about it before. And she was like, I forget how old she said she was, maybe she was like 30 or like 29. And she was like, I just realized why I love living alone

so much. And she was like, because I'm the first woman in my family to ever be allowed to live alone. Like she was like, because I'm the first woman in my family to ever be allowed to live alone. Like she was like, my mom never lived alone. She met my dad and got married. Her mom was obviously not allowed to live alone. Her mom's mom definitely couldn't live. Like we're the first generation to live alone.

No, that just got me so pumped up. Like, sorry, I'm just like doing it for the girlies. Like in my family. I'm just breaking generational it for the girlies. Like, in my family. I'm just breaking generational trauma. No breaking generation. Because our daughters will never even have the thought of there's a potential that they can't live alone because there will be no one.

And you immediately were living alone. I'm the first person in my family to even move away. Like, you had to consciously decide, I want to move into New York City. Conscious, no, I had to figure out how to manipulate my dad. Oh, you tricked him? Yeah, to trick him into thinking he let me go.

Me and my mom had to like cook up a plan. What was the plan? It was basically my mom being like, I'll just tell him that you're going. I was like, mom, come on. She's like, yeah, no problem. You leave on the 17th. What did you write about Therabody?

The greatest thing ever. No. OK, first of all. Oh, you hurt yourself. No, Therabody sent me the leg things, like the recovery. Oh, the full leg? The full leg. And I was like, there's no way they meant to send this to me.

This is so crazy. So I said to Craig, I was like, I'm just gonna ship this to your house because I'm never gonna use this. Worked out two days in a row and all of a sudden I'm like, should I run the NYC marathon? I can't stop doing it. I literally laid on the couch all last night

in my bugging therabody. I could run a marathon right now. I think it really does work. Like, my legs are not sore at all. I thought you were gonna say, I haven't worked out at all, but I just put it on and it feels good, because that's what I would do. No, no.

Therabody's the greatest thing that ever was invented. I was like, this is like a scam, there's no way this actually works. I feel like people don't talk enough about the annoyance of having to ask your partner to massage you when you're past the honeymoon stage. Because during the honeymoon stage, they will literally pluck the hair off your toes.

But then four years in, you're like, I have a knot on my back and they're like. Well, you have to really be strategic about it. Like when you ask, what time of day it is. They have to be in the perfect mode. Because they're newborn babies and if it's almost feeding time it's too scary. You can't do that. You can't ask at 9pm. I will literally be like yeah, I'll give you massage and after three seconds I've I'm I stop

I got distracted by something. So the TheraBody is great. Look at this is not an ad. I got it from my dad for his birthday It's like the greatest thing ever. greatest thing about a lot of products this episode And they're really none ad no I will say this about the therabody when I was putting it on I was like what idiots are spending $700 on this Well, and then a lot of people like to take their legs and put their legs up But I like to watch TV so that I don't know like I can't see the TV if I'm lying against the wall. No, I need to watch the TV.

This is strictly a couch thing. Also I bought one of the LED light masks and I was like, I can do this for three minutes a night. You can not guys. I do it 15 minutes a day. When do you do it? Different times, depends. Yeah, I have to just get into it I just I like don't usually at night like after my skincare is all done

I'm just laying in the bed waiting to fall asleep. Anyway, that's self-love I just put it on I keep it next to my bed. Yeah, mine is like I think it's in a closet right now So there's like literally no chance. What documentary did you watch the brandy? I'm watching that tonight. I'm watching that tonight. It's very interesting. I never shopped there because it never fit me. I never shopped there either. Maybe I have like a t-shirt. Well when you walk in it looked like the place exploded. Brandy Melville was not a thing I feel like when we were in high school. It was I feel like it was like when we were in high school. It was, I feel like it was like when we were

Got to college. Or late after, right after college. Yeah, so like I feel like we missed. I just remember people talking about it. I'd walk in and it was like a t-shirt but it was like $90 and I was like Yeah and it was a one size fits all and they were like literal baby tees. Exactly. But they still haven't like, they're just like, I don't care.

So was it a good documentary? It was a really good documentary because it's just very, it's all very bizarre. Like they didn't really know who was running the company for a while. Brandy? Yeah. Who's Brandy? No one. That's like a made up, a made up name. It's like this guy and he just sounds like a creep and like the working. And it's just weird.

You'll like it. She goes, it's so disturbing. But like they're still just there. Yeah, like operating. There's a store right in my town. Or in SoHo. It's kind of crazy. They do have good basic stuff. Like if you ever need

just like a stupid white tank they have them. But I don't support it. But I've been on the road. Yeah. This last week I was in Connecticut and then I was in Niagara Falls. Oh, this is so funny. So I texted Hannah and I was like, hey, I'm going to this workout tomorrow at 12. Do you want to come?

She goes, sorry, can't. I'm in Niagara Falls. And I go, I feel like that's a lie. You know when someone's giving too much information that you're like, that's made up. I was like, okay, sure you are. But no, it did, and then you sent a picture and it did look like an AI background. I was like, okay, you're not actually in... Also, Hannah, gun to my head.

If someone said, where's Niagara Falls? I have no fucking idea. Gun to my head if someone said, what is Niagara Falls? I have no idea. Isn't it just like a dam? Okay, so I was in... I went to Rochester. This is your area, I have no idea. Isn't it just like a dam? Okay, so I was in... I went to Rochester. This is your area, upstate New York.

Yeah, but I don't know where it is. I've never been there. I was in Rochester and I asked some girls, like, are you from here? And she's like, no, I'm from Rome. And I was like, oh. And then she was like, it's like an hour away. And I was like, okay, not the Niagara Falls.

For being from upstate, but also I have the mom that I have, we've never done any, I've never even been to the Adirondacks so Rochester is very close to Canada border so and then I guess there's Niagara Falls on both on America side and Canada side you guys this is like Knowledgeable yeah, so I can't uber and it's only an hour and a half away So I can't over to Canada no because you ubers aren't allowed to just cross the border

So I had to get like a car service Go through the border break in the border Save Canada and I single I just I don't know these hotels like they put us up at hotels So I get there and I get in the room and there's the biggest windows ever and like the showers right there I'm like what like can someone see in here like I was so creeped out by it I was like why are there so I like windows. Thank you Like Canada's actually like kind of she is she it's everyone's really nice And it's they have good health care the only thing I feel bad for Canadians is like they don't have a lot of snacks.

No they do. I feel like they don't have like- They have like ketchup chips. Yeah but I feel like they don't have as much variety in their snacks. Or they don't have as good like shitty food as we do. That's what I'm saying. Yeah that's what you're saying. They're like they're more European-ish.

Yeah like you can't walk into like a grocery store and have like a plethora of options for like shitty snacks. They don't have Starbucks. I might have made that up. I think you made that up. They like Tim Hortons here. Like they don't have They don't have I have which you'd be surprised. I think they're I Think they'll survive that I think they are Wake up exhausted like I always do yeah and around 11 o'clock. I'm like maybe I'll get out of bed I'll stand up stand up look over Like it's huge

Waterfall I go holy shit. No it was quite shocking, but I do have to say I didn't go walk there Yeah, cuz I'm loser But like apparently when you're standing there, it seems massive and it was so beautiful, but I was like, these are the falls they speak of. They get a lot, people talk a lot about Niagara Falls. I wonder if it's a spiritual experience. I wanted to learn more about it,

but I just looked at it from my hotel room, it was fucking gorgeous. And you're like, I feel like I know all this. I know. And that's a wrap on Niagara Falls. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. NC and Thank You Craft Services.

We did Niagara Falls, shoot day one. But you know some people who are like, I just want to see nature? Like, I had like, Becca, my best friend's always like, I just like being in the trees. Becca, your best friend? My college best friend. Do you have like a bucket list? I'm trying to survive today. Yeah, like I don't... Also, if I had something that was like, if I don't do this before I die, I would have done it already.

Yeah. Like I don't... I'm fighting every second of my life to survive. Like if someone was like, hey, we're gonna go climb Mount Mount. I'm like, I'm gonna go climb Mount Mount. I'm like,

I'm gonna go climb Mount. Like I don't, I'm fighting every second of my life to survive. Like if someone was like, hey, we're gonna go climb Mount Mount. I can't even think of a freaking Mount. Monchupichu. I don't think that's a Mount. No, just.

Where is Monchupichu? It's in Peru. Yeah, just, what is Machu Picchu? It's in Peru. Yeah, but what is it again? I don't know what it's in Peru. I think it is in Peru. Mount Everest. Ain't got shit on me. I'm on top of the world.

I'm on top of the world. Dude, we've learned more from Tic Tac than like all years of school. Machu Picchu? And that's why they call me. You literal history teacher. History teacher. I, like for example, I really wanna go to Japan.

Yeah. If I didn't, it's okay. I kinda wanna go to Japan too and just like go shopping. I wanna go to Japan so bad and I wanna eat a lot. I bet Des wants to go on ski. Yeah. Well, we don't even, you don't even know what we're missing. Like, that's why I don't have a bucket list.

No, talk about somewhere I want to eat their snacks. Oh, yeah. I want to go to Japan and see what all their snacks are. Oh my God. They have such good food. Would you eat anything or would you be one of those people like, oh, that looks weird? No, I will try anything.

But also if I try anything, that means I'm at liberty to spit anything out. Like that's, I'll try it, but you also can't come for me if I'm like, and I'm spitting it out now. Why is that so sexual? I request, no, I reserve the right to spit out anything at any time. And go, ew.

Ew, David. out anything at any time. And go, eww. Eww, dang it. I do have to say I'm such a food slut. I will try anything, anywhere, anyhow. Like if someone was like, oh, this is like fresh eel with soy sauce. I'm trying it. I'm trying it. I'm deep throating it. But if a guy's like, can I put it

No! Absolutely not. Can I what? put it, no, absolutely not. Can I what? Put it in my butthole. Oh. Oh my God. You just went from sushi dinner to having anal. It's a big switch, but yeah.

Not that big of a switch. I mean. Chris, do you like to eat raw sushi? He's like, can you please stop harassing me? You brought a bainal and he got nervous and it could go anyway. I'm just saying I'm so different in bed than I am with my appetite. Where you know some people are like, can't eat anything. I wonder if it correlates to the bedroom.

It doesn't for me. No. Like, I'm a freak. See, I'll try anything. I'm a freak in the restaurant. Yeah, I'll try anything and basically I'll try anything. Like, there's really no difference. If I like it, I'll do it.

Cause you know they'll be like, this is so good. And I'm like, I feel like you're lying in bed. But if someone's like, this is so good at a restaurant, I'm like, let's see, let's see. No, yeah, that's how I feel about like ordering duck. Oh yeah, speeky duck? Yeah, and then like getting bang from behind You know, it's the same thing

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