Giggly Squad - Giggling about engagement rumors, runways, and rooftopping

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. We're back, baby. Hello, my um, Gugonzola gigglers. When's the last time I saw you in person? Like, when's the last time I touched your skin?

Well, you never really touched me when we're together. Next time we're going to hug. No, I remember the last time. I don't remember when it was, but I remember being like, I'm not going to see you for a long time. Oh, yeah. And you were like, I cannot wait to show you my outfits in Italy. I'm so happy to be back, though.

Like, it was such a good trip, but I'm so happy to be home. Well, I was fielding your request. People are like, where's page, where's page, where's page? And then they were like, she's been gone for two months. And I'm like, no, I know. But no, no, I don't think it was too long. It was a transformational trip. Really? Inards and outards.

I had so much fun, but also I was like ready to get home to like the comforts of my own bathroom. Do you feel like you need a vacation from your vacation? Well, that's what like the second part of the trip kind of is. Oh yeah, yeah. You're like, I factored that in. Don't worry. I factored that in because my cortisol levels just like go way down. And my brother got engaged, which also I like by the time. I saw the rumors that I got engaged, it was like past the time what I could say something on Instagram. So I was like, I'll get it on my forum. I have to formally apologize because I actually was

I always end up part of the drama and I don't even mean. I swear like you know me like I'm my name always gets thrown around. I don't do anything. I don't do anything. I don't say anything. And we were FaceTiming as we do and I smiled and page was like dying. laughing and like it brings me joy to see you laughing so hard at my ugly face so i screenshoted it and i posted it so innocently wait i feel like i didn't even see that i posted basically it's me like this and you're like this like laughing cute and it looks like i got engaged well then i put my phone down go about my day the comments so you started a rumor about me while I was like literally having IBS symptoms.

Did I do something to you? IBS symptoms. You had E. coli babe. Like way worse. I have IBS symptoms. No, so everyone in the comments is like, oh my God,

Paige FaceTimed you to show you the ring and you guys are like freaking out. And I'm like, I wouldn't ruin her engagement by being like this. Could you imagine? Making it about my smile. Be like,

I know Paige got engaged, but look at my smile when she got engaged. Even anytime I posted a picture smiling, the gigglers were like, honestly it's this is like the meanest thing ever well yeah well that's bullying so you started a rumor about me when my friends text me it was like did page get engaged no my mom was getting text messages she was like she was like wait what she was like no gary and then my mom was like did i

tell like she was like i think i told them that it was gary also poor gary everyone goes it was gary and everyone goes oh well the best thing about it is like gary and his now fiancee who is like a gem of this earth i literally am so excited for them um she doesn't have instagram either so like they don't give a shit at all like they didn't know they were like what

like they are like real people living in the real world i'll post in the newsletter because you were just going like this like like it looked like you were like excited and happy you're laugh can a girl giggle can i wear a white dress and have a laugh sorry you have a tan and white is the best to go with it.

Also, my thing is, like, for a second, was I, like, did she get engaged? I think you wouldn't get engaged at the end of your trip. Also, I feel like you'll know. No, fully. No, you want to know one thing that was, like, kind of, I did see a couple of comments and they were like, have you seen her nails? She would never get engaged like that. And I was like, just because my nails grow, I got them done the day before I

I left my nails and hair grow at a rapid rate. They were there for three years. And I looked down. I was like, oh my. They don't let you get away with anything. No, I can't get away with literally any.

Can I have a diet? Also, I guess I didn't really think much of it because like, which seems weird because you would think it'd be more when you're on reality TV, but whatever. Anything I've seen about myself post reality TV, I'm like,

where the heck did they get that? So like, I haven't seen one rumor in the past. like two years that's even been close to being true. So when I saw the, I was getting engaged, it was like the middle of the night. And I was like, what am I going to do with this? So I just went about my life. Well, this is the problem with rumors, especially like, du ma.

People love to be like, do maw is always wrong. That's a problem is that it's not. Occasionally it is. Like, for example, Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley, there were rumors and everyone's like, shut up, Dumas, and then it's real. But then someone like us, we, I get off Summerhouse. I don't post my husband for a couple months because this poor man needs to recover. Yeah, he's traumatized.

He's in witness protection. And everyone is submitting saying we're divorced because I'm not posting him. Right. So like they're just pulling from what they can online because they're not getting what they used to, you know? Also, I've like, I don't have a single. man that's ever gotten away. So like, period. Period. And so I'm like, I'm fine. It's so true. But also, the gigglers know more about stuff than like the generic articles. So it's so fice. They're like, first of all, she had diarrhea from day seven to day 18. But like, I feel like people could see

you getting engaged in Italy. Totally plausible. I feel like I got those rumors though, like the year before. and the year before that and the year before that. So like I don't, but I like didn't really care. I will say my favorite thing about coming home from vacation is the very first day. Hannah, you would hate this day because I'm doing a full factory reset. Oh, it stresses me out. You know this stuff stresses me out. I'm getting my nails done.

I'm getting my toes done. I'm getting a massage because my neck is just like a thought. Yeah, from tanning. I have to, I'm going to do my laser. I have to do a hair mask. I did a face mask last night. And you like this? I have to do my red light.

I literally can't wait to get off the phone. Oh, is this the meeting you have? No, I do have a call at 10. I do have a call at 10 a.m. Anyway, I do have a couple housekeeping things that I brought away with me that changed the course of my trip. One, this one's for you. If you don't have one, Hannah, it's going to change your life. You need it.

The shark handheld fan. the mini fan oh the cold one i actually i got it i didn't know how to use it i got scared it changed my whole life first of all the battery lasts pretty long i didn't charge it one time on the trip literally right on the last day i went to use it and it was dead and and so that lasted pretty long so it lasted three years it lasted four years it worked so well it saved me in a lot of situations where i was like i'm going to pass away yeah i'm going to to die. And then next, I don't do any skincare on the plane, but MediCube has this like, I'll put it in the newsletter. I don't know what the first word is. Chloriceptic.

Whoa. No, does that? I feel like that's for your throat. That sounds like when you get surgery, they put it on so you don't get an infection. Something acid, like spray. If you spray that, like before you get on the plane, I feel like it helps you from breaking out. I always break out after a long flight. Wait, why do you put your foot down and not do skincare on the plane? I feel like my skin is so sensitive. And when you're doing skin care on the plane, I feel like your pores are open. And the air on a plane is like,

you don't want your pores sucking in that, like, bacteria. And then like you put a face mask on, then you trap it in there. I just like, and I always break out regardless after a plane. So I like that. There was one other thing now I can't think of it.

That was really good though. Like two out of three, that was huge for you. I'm so stressed about your day to day because, as you guys know, well, I'm going through the Masseter Massacre and I decided I want to book an acupuncture appointment because I did it once before and I think it kind of helped. Yeah. And part of me, by the way, Grace is our CEO. Like she doesn't do personal stuff for us like ever.

but I was occasionally I'll be like grace can you like call the hotel and tell them something like because I'm scared yeah so I was like grace every millennial needs a gen Z friend who's not afraid to call me like him a fuck like yeah and also for some reason on calls like if there's going to be a miscommunication it's going to happen like that's just how I interact with people and I don't know what it is I really try my best it always happens So I was like going to tell Grace to try to call for an acupuncture appointment for me. And then I was like, I feel like that's like too much. I'm going to do it myself. Why?

Because I don't know. It's like, it's like health care. Like, who knows? It's not really health care. I literally sit there and I like have to like pump myself up. I'm like, you do it. You put you do it. You can do it.

Why? You couldn't go online? No. It's one of these like mom pop acupunate. Like I'm not, I'm going to get, um, an SDD from it for sure. I was just going to say. A mom and pop agriculture place? I've never.

We've learned nothing. It's just a heroin addict that's like, do you want me to stab you with a couple needles? It's just a subway car. Just a guy in a subway car. So anyway, how did you find this place? You just did a quick Google search. This is my problem. I love things that are close by.

So I don't care how many Google reviews you have. If you're close by, I'm going at a conveniency. And that's how I am when it comes to people coming to my home. Oh. No, like if I can get the service in-house, come on over. 100%. So I make the call and a nice lady is like, hello. And I, like, immediately my adrenaline's up. Like, I feel like I'm in a speedway chase. And I'm like, I would like to book an appointment. I would like to see if I would like to see like a book an appointment.

You know, you like, you forget how words work. Yeah. You're like, appointment book. I would like one tomorrow. And she was like, um, we have no availability tomorrow. And I was like, what about Friday? And she's like, um, no availability on Friday. And I'm like, okay, I feel like we don't have to play this game anymore. Like, you tell me when you're free.

You tell me. Like, so I'm already like, okay. And then she's like, okay, we have like next Tuesday available. And she's like, what's your name? And I'm like, Hannah. And she's like, Anna? And I'm like, Hannah. And she's like, Anna?

And I'm like, Hannah. And we go back. And then she's like, can you spell it? I'm like B-E-R-N-E-R and she's like what and I'm like B-E-R also pretty yeah pretty easy last name so that's like it's already I'm like I'm like about to hang up like I'm like I don't need this and like you can't talk well no I'm fighting for my fucking life so she's like can't get my name and then she's like when's your birthday we go back forth she can't understand that and then she's she's like what's your insurance and I'm and I tell her the insurance and she's like

I've never heard of that insurance and I'm like I've never heard of that insurance and I'm like I'm like I'm I swear I'm not trying to like scam you. It's just my insurance. And she goes, I've never heard of this insurance. She's like, let me Google it. There's nothing worse than being on a customer service call and they say, I have no idea what you're talking about. Like they're, you've really stumped that. They asked like me like, I'm the crazy one. I'm like, you asked me for something. I told you and now you're like, are you sure about that? Yeah. You're sure about that? So then she's like getting into like, well, we don't have this insurance and she's giving this whole spiel about how they don't have this insurance. And I said,

How much does it cost with no insurance? And she's like $100. And I said, you know what? I'll pay that. And then she gets into this like, are you sure? And I'm like, blah, blah, blah. Finally I get off the call four years off my life from this call. She's calling me back.

Oh, no. Now she's on to me. Like now I have a stalker. She's calling me back. Actually, at first I don't pick up because I don't recognize the number. Then she's like, hello, it's Marianne for whatever. So I finally pick up. And I said, hi.

And she's like, I need the chief cause of why you want to come to us. I said, the chief cause. I'm like, you could just say why you need to come. But it's okay. Okay. I've never heard that phrase before in my life. And this is what I'm like, buckle the fuck up, Marianne. So like, I don't know how to say it, but I'm like, it's clinical.

so I should tell them exactly what's going on, right? This is like... It's not clinical. Like, as in, it's my muscles. Like, anyway, I just go, I knew this was going to cause chaos, but I just say, I got dysport in my mass of hers. And already Marianne's gone. She's like, what the fuck are you talking?

She goes, dot, dis, what's a disport? And I said, I can't get into this right now. Marian, she's like, can you spell it? And I'm like, we're not doing the spelling thing again. Marianne. This is going to take for us. And she goes, what's the next thing? I said mass in her.

She goes, what's the best? I said, Marianne, it's this, we've been on the phone for three hours. Like, how close is this place? Because unless it's literally next door, I think you can drive a little bit. So then I'm like, look, I got too much Botox in one of my muscles. And she's like, I never heard of, I never heard of this mess. I've never heard of this before. I'm like, I'm not lying to you.

Like, I swear. I swear. By the end, I was like, I'll give you all. my money don't call me back and just get the appointment set up yeah okay so do you have the appointment yeah i'm going on tuesday i can't wait to see if it works i just feel like acupuncture is one of those things that like if you don't do it every twice a week it's like but that's the thing i'm at the point where like i will commit to twice a week because like you'll try anything because now all the comments are like so the bit is up like is this her and it's

Like the comments are just like, is this who she is now? Like the jokes are, the jokes are subsiding and it's like, okay. Wait, speaking of clinical. What a good segue. I'm in the ocean the other day. And like where our hotel was, like you could like walk down into the ocean. And they had these like floating platforms that like kind of like swayed in the water. So like naturally me and my brother's fiancee are.

trying to push him off the platform, you know, like, and he's trying to like maintain balance. Well, I get hit so hard. Like, I get pushed so hard that I smacked my head on the bottom, like on the bottom side. I don't even know how I did it. Smacked my, my sister right out. Oh, my God. Did it my, and I go. So on brand for me.

Like, hold on. I'll just do it. My fucking self. I don't have time to waste. I don't worry about other people doing it. Did myself. Doesn't hurt. Not at literally.

First time I could put pressure on my left wrist in like two years, I feel like. Wait. Maybe even longer. I'm in shock. They do say the sea heals everything. Yeah. I mean, I don't, I think it was like a combination of me literally getting like traumatized. and in the ocean, but it was perfect.

I literally right when it happened to, I felt relief. I was like, wait, I think I just fixed my wrist. So for the gigglers with ganglion sis, go to Capri or Capri, stay for two weeks, get E. coli, then stay on the ocean for your cortisol levels to go down, then wait for a rumor about you getting engaged, but it's actually your brother who got engaged, then try to push them off a cliff, and then you get pushed off and then you that's how you get rid of your gang we insist and it's medical yeah so I was like really proud of myself wait I'm so proud of you taking care of it because I had it on my to-do list and I literally got back to my phone deleted it right off I

must have felt nice it felt so nice no not being I didn't realize how much pressure I wasn't putting on my left wrist because I was in such pain until it like fully came back and I was like oh my God I have Sorry, I just saw a pair of slippers and I thought it was Kitty. Classic mixup. Classic mix up. Also, Kitty wouldn't speak to me for like six hours when I got home. Yeah. And then finally she was like, if you want, you can pet me.

Wait, did you kind of low-key love that she has a self-respect to be like, oh, you just want me to come running back to you? Yeah, I did because she wouldn't even make eye contact with me and I was like strong. She was texting her other friends. She was like, sorry, I've new people in my life. I was like, you take after your mother so much. No eye contact. She goes, sorry, what's your name? She goes, sorry, I don't need to see you.

She goes, is it Pam? Wait, I watched the Jennifer Garner show on Peacock, five-star weekend. Phenomenal. Shout out to Jen Garner, who is one of the most famous gigglers, famously. No. She did an interview. a couple weeks ago and she said that she, the character that she relates to the most that she played was Jenna Rink.

And I, it was just everything I needed to hear because in my head, that's what I think of her personality as. Do we have to try to get her on the pod? Yeah, we should. But we get like a, we have to do a sit down. Jennifer Garner can't do a Zoom.

I would never put her through that. I'm not sending Jennifer Garner a link. No, I have respect. And then she gets on. I can't find my SD card. It would be a whole. I'm not dealing with it.

Embarrassing. She's so fucking iconic. I love her so much. She's so funny. She's so nice. She's just everything. She's such a giggler to a tea. She really,

like her aura and everything that she's in. And also this show was like the perfect amount of episodes. It was like such a, I watched it on the plane ride home. And it just, I also love the actress. I can never say her last name, Chloe Savigne. Savigne. Savinier. Do you know she's my fashion influence?

Really? I feel like I never see things that she wears. I feel like she's chill and low key like doesn't go out much. She doesn't go out, but when she does, she's like New York City. Yes. I get, yeah, I know you mean. And she'll wear like. You're loving to a tea. Did I say, have I said to a tea like eight times today? No, I need to like, I need to learn how to speak. Like I say one thing and I'll say it for like two weeks. You want to know what it is. It's because you're done working and you now are in your retirement. community center and you're starting to adapt as his phrases.

This is what happens when all you do is play tennis and golf all day. You start saying these phrases and I have to get my friend back. My mom, like I was this close to being invited to a mahjong tournament. Now, by the way, mahjong tournament, it's a whole thing. They do you know how to play? No, I had one lesson. That's why I said, Mom, I'm not getting my ass beat and embarrassed. I just had an acupuncture fight with someone.

I'm not going. I can't deal with this right now. But she, she's had a couple lessons. It's the cutest thing. She was like, everyone loved my outfit. I'm like,

you got dressed up for the Mahjong tournament. She was like, oh, it's an event. And it's not for the men. She's like, it's all women and you want to show up looking good. Like out of respect for the other women.

I was like, Paige would love this. But also with Mahjong, like, I would have showed up like a poker player. I would have had sunglasses. What? I'm, there's just so much to keep up with.

No, but also, I literally have to do a shout out to my mom. She's fucking insane. She's retired. She's doing Zumba, Knitting Club, Mahjong, Pilates, Historical Society, Lions Club. Sorry, Mom, for putting on blast. Is she trying to get into college? What the hell? Oh my God.

My mom is such a high performing individual that every club she goes in, I think she's actually, like, about to be president of one of them. She goes in and she's like, I could rework it in here. She also was doing the play. She's also singing jazz. She wrote everyone's part. She's one of those people who said the other people's lines when they were saying them. She's the writer, director, and star of the show.

She has a world tour. She is doing jazz all around Long Island. So if you want to see my mom perform live, check out. I need to get her a website. And she fosters kittens on the side. I call her. And she's like, hey, babe, I'm at Zumba. Hangs up.

She's like, hey, look at the itinerary. Like, no time for me at all. But she gave me some really good advice because my mom, she's such a high performing individual. Someone would call her a high value woman. If I was Andrew Tate, she hates getting sick. Like, she'll do anything to not get sick because she has so many clubs to be at. Right. And she doesn't want to get anyone sick.

So she found something online about the Japanese. Okay. Now one thing I trust is Japanese in cleansing cleanliness. Don't get on that side of TikTok. It's a rabbit. You'll be up till 3 a.m. The cleaning contraption. If I get on Japanese clean your floor TikTok, it's over.

I have to immediately get up and organize something. I'm like, I'm disgusting. I'm like, I think labels are good. They have these individually. It's too much. Their organization is, it's in. insane. So apparently they teach children at a young age because you know how kids like kids got you sick apparently we think totally fully putting a family on blast but that family got you sick. I don't care.

So she said they teach kids that when they get home do you know when you have a sore throat sometimes they'll tell you to put like sea salt in water and gargle it. They teach the kids that every time the kids come home from anything they gargle they do that in sea salt and it like trains their body and they like do that so my mom has been gargling sea salt water when she comes back from all her clubs and I was thinking like you should do that when you get off a plane you should do it when you come back from a party I I just think it's innocent because like nothing bad can happen wait I love that because it works you know it's definitely worked and I think I think the gigglers should start gargling I don't know if this is FDA approved but sometimes when I have a really bad sore throat I just gargle straight up

peroxide page no page do not no you guys you guys don't do that don't don't you dare do that i'm like what's going to happen a lot of things page i don't swallow it yeah but why people use it to white in their teeth so i was actually it could be a two for one yeah i'm like i feel like this is fine you're so wild you're so naughty well when it comes to my hobbies i get crazy yeah you want to push the limit i know people you're use whiskey sometimes. Like it's like, like if you have like a toothache, you put whiskey on it. I've never heard that.

Oh, my friend might just be an alcoholic. Did I tell you Nana visited? No, what did she do? Nana and Papa came over. They brought chicken parmesan, I mean, eggplant parmesan. So fucking good. And she hadn't seen my smile. And she was just like, oh.

She was like, your face looks like it hurts. But then she started laughing. And I do and I'm not just saying this to gas you up from the minute you told me about it It's definitely getting better. Yeah, it's just like so slow But yeah my papa was so funny he goes who did this to you he goes where and who did this to you I don't care if it's a man or a woman I don't care if it's a man or a woman I really feel like the masseter TMJ PR team is freaking the fuck out wow freaking out as they should as they should because I have all these messages of girls being like I was at the dentist or I was at my meds bar or whatever and they said do you want to

try masseter and every girl's like oh I forgot your dentist could do it your dentist surgeon and all the girls are like I see what you're trying to do to me not today say in I feel like I've never been offered by my dentist they never offer it but I think it's available because it's like a jaw related thing but now all the nurses are like I even have nurses messaging me being like let me do it to you next time I'm like next time yeah I was just going to say, are you going to ever get this again? No. Paige, this is the worst three months in my life.

It's the darkest time. I'm below rock bomb. You know that Mercury was in retrograde? I think it still is. And I feel like we really felt it. Yeah. Like a lot of weird things happened to us. So many weird things.

But also, if I was a nurse practitioner, I wouldn't have the balls to be like, Hannah, can I try it on you? It's like we clearly learned that it can happen. It can happen to the best of us It's the luck of the draw So do whatever you want I'm watching some shows You are

Wait What? Did you see that Chris Jenner's mom died? Oh I know You know how I hate grandparents dying You hate when grandparents die She was 91 She had a long beautiful life She lived a good, amazing life

But she will be missed on the show for sure Maybe she should make friends with my grandpa I was waiting for you I literally brought it up I love when you set it up for me. You're like, say it. I know you're going to say it. Say it.

Say it. Okay. What shows are you watching? Because, wait, do you want to hear something so smart that I did? What? I saw this show on Amazon and I was like, how have I never seen the show? I watched the first season. It's called The Serpent Queen.

It came out in like 2023 or something, originally on like stars. Great. I got through the first season. I'm like, this is the best show I've ever watched in my life. I go to watch season two. Can't watch it. And I'm like, okay, maybe it's because I'm in Italy. my VPN, like, whatever.

I, like, do all this stuff to watch my shows. So I text Josephine and I'm like, do me a favor. Go on your Amazon account and see if you can like get this show. I feel like it's not available. You like download it. We transfer it to me now. She's like says it's unavailable. She like checks some other streaming platform.

She's like says it's unavailable. So I'm like Googling and it's like, okay, might not be available in the United States anymore. So I'm like, where else would it? stream. So I set my VPN to England and I'm like it definitely plays in England. It's about it's like a period piece. It's about British people and French people. I find a free streaming platform in England. Get the second season. Watch the full second season. I'm a woman in STEM. But I don't know why they're not making a third season. It's one of the best period pieces I've ever watched. You would hate it. Your mom would love it. My mom's going to love it. She's going to she's like. She's like. She's like. Literally writing it down right now while she's listening. The Serpent Queen. It's so good.

Yeah, not something I would click on unless that was a documentary. I'd be really into that. I'm also watching Little House on the Prairie. Again, not something you would ever click on. I saw that as I don't want to watch these bitches with their weird hats running around. Why is their hats like that? Well, it's kind of like precursor trad. Like it's Trad.

Oh, I said Chad. I was like, who's Chad? No, like it's like the origin of Tradwives. but that was for survival. Yeah. Well, that's the thing, Tradwives. Like, I feel like trad wives, like, low-key. They're like, okay, this isn't, like, what we really meant.

Yeah. We didn't mean, like, abandon all self. Like, this. Oh, you want to be a Tradwife? Walk the Oregon Trail, bitch. Yeah, like, I feel like they were trad-wise because, like, they would have died. Yeah. If they were.

Like, they had to keep themselves alive. Well, I actually think you might like this show. I do try to find good shows that if you have a boyfriend, and I'm sorry if you do, or a significant other, I try to find shows that, like, you and the boyfriend will both like. I want to recommend Widows Bay. Everyone's been talking about it. I haven't clicked yet. So it's been under the radar until the Emmy nominations came out, and it got the most Emmy nominations of any show, 19 Emmy nominations.

and shout out to my friend Kelly Galisca. I like the way you say Emmy nominations. Because of my mouth right now. You can't say it again. Emmy nominations. I can't. Nominations. You have to spread one.

Nominations is all. That was a hard one for me, girl. Oh, I need to break. I need to take a rest after that. Okay. Got 19. 19. So what's, it's like creepy and.

It's like a thriller, right? It's kind of scary. But it's not like scary, scary. Mm-hmm. But what I didn't realize about it is it's fucking hilarious. Like dark humor? Not even dark. Like silly humor.

Oh, okay. For example, there's a scene where this guy is trying to tell people not to go to this inn because it's haunted. And he's trying to, he took a wooden board. And he's trying to put the board over the door so no one could get him. And the whole scene is them fighting and he's like hammering the door. And at the end of the scene, he walks away. and someone just opens the door because he just like put it on the door not like around the door like little things like that but it's like a murder mystery

they call it a mystery i personally really really really really am enjoying it um it is creepy and weird but i love a weird island show yeah like a it's like shutter island if it wasn't nearly a scary as dark i was just gonna say are you like are you the type of person that's gonna turn on that movie obsession Like it wouldn't even cross my mind. I don't like horror. I don't like anything like scary where I'm going to sweat. You don't want to spike your cortisol. Yeah. And that's what it is.

That's what it is. I can't have my cortisol spiking. Yeah, like I do so much work to try and wind down. Anything I'm buying on my nightside table is titled, wind down, settle in, like take a breather. Even my candle names, I feel like are like, chill out for a minute. I'm up then turning something on the TV where, like, I feel like you will turn on a documentary about murder and that won't spike your cortisol, which is interesting because that's nonfiction. Let's say I have a day where like, I'm just not feeling good about myself or whatever.

I'm not feeling good. I turn on a documentary about a bunch of people who almost died on a cruise ship. Yeah. Oh, the one on Netflix? I watched it. I was afraid to watch it because I was like, what's the story here? Like, I get it. It's saying everyone almost died. It's crazy because they have so... Wait, did I just sound like Vanessa Hutchins? It's inevitable, people are going to die.

It's inevitable, people are going to die. It's so upsetting because cruise ships are like, nothing ever happens on cruise ships. It's not the fucking Titanic. Right, right, right. And it's all these people with like crazy footage of it. But of course, a fucking man, a fucking cocky-ass captain. The long story short, not to give it away, I mean, it sank. But, um, nothing.

Okay, that like 30 seconds sums up my, like, you as a human. Like, you start a story and then like halfway through the sentence, you're like, actually new sentence. New sentence. And then it's like. You know the end of it. You just give away the whole thing. You're like actually just like, do you want me to go back and give details?

Because they just give you beginning, middle end. I highly recommend people watching. You didn't explain it at all. All these people went on this cruise is actually in Italy. Don't go on a cruise. But recently, like what year? 2011. It's, let's just say cruise PR and Masseter Botox PR are spiraling right now.

Yeah, I don't think cruise PR has been good since. really is they're having a rough go but this was a fancy one like it was like everything was like marble and gold and it was a lot of these people like it's too heavy one couple yeah one couple got engaged one couple was there with their one year old daughter like okay it's all family celebrating things that's like i hate sometimes vacations and did they die not everyone okay well maybe we'll give it a gander but it's also just shows that the captain he he tried to he went off course because he wanted to like go close to an island and it's funny how documentaries like at first you're really mad at him because you're like he basically didn't want to admit that he fucked up and if he had just admitted it from the beginning everyone would have time to get away but he wouldn't say abandoned ship which apparently it's what you're supposed to say abandoned ship like you should have done it does that mean everyone jumps off it means let's get off the ship like with the life but and let's organize it.

Got it, got it, got it. It's like starting the process. Yeah, instead they're telling everyone it's fine. It's fine. And if you know about sinking ships, it starts slow and then it gets fast. And with the wrong man can also be true. It's a life lesson to us all. So, and then this motherfucker the captain abandons the ship before other people,

which apparently is like you're not supposed to do. I feel like they take an oath to not do that. You're supposed to go down with the ship if you're the captain. And it's not like about being a pirate or something. So you're basically like, fuck this dude. But then you find out later that this company was trying to compete with all the bigger companies. And they basically were like had to hire a lot of people and we're training them a little bit too fast to the point that the captain had actually submitted and been like, hey, I think we're hiring. Nobody knows what they're doing.

Yeah. Like I don't think the people under me are. like actually ready and then when they found the black box or whatever that has the communications yeah the captain was like going about it the wrong way but it's also because he couldn't understand what happened because he actually didn't really mess up the person below him messed up so he like couldn't be like he's like I'm not abandoning ship like what actually happened but they were like it's flooding like it's flooding like you're fucked and he did go off course like he was kind of being naughty but he was like, I could, you know how these captains are?

They're like, I could do my captain thing. It's like captain specific, but like, yeah, like I know how like grown men are. Like, yeah, I can do it. Like, yeah, I can land the plane. Exactly. Okay, well, wait, you know, we didn't even touch on that we can't eat any like vegetables or lettuce. Which, not a problem for me.

I'm not like, oh no, I can't have salads. Literally my friend was like, don't have a salad today. I'm like, gone to my head. I was never going to have a salad today. Okay, but now that people are saying you can't, don't you like want one? No. See, like all I'm craving is a berry tart. Oh, actually, I was with Grace earlier.

She comes walking in. There was like snacks and she's holding raspberries and someone was like, Grace, don't do it. Yeah. That's like so scary. Like literally we were when we were on our way home, my dad was like, well, good thing like we have our own garden. Like we have lettuce. Okay, humble brag, Gary.

And I was like, that just sounded so apocalyptic and scary. I was like, good thing you have your own garden. Good thing we were tuna fish at home. Do you want to know the number one thing I was craving that I, like, had to come home and I ordered bread to have peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I think I might go on a kick of it for the next week. And you could get uncrustable. And they're saying that the parasite, whatever, came from Taco Bell, which is so

crazy because right when I got to Italy, I was like, ooh, I know the first fast food I'm getting when I get home and it's going to be Taco Bell. Hey, but do you think because you got it already, you're like immune? Well, I don't think I had, that's what I had. People are saying that's what you had. So there's murmurs. So there's murmurs. There's been murmurs. I'm the only person in Italy, though, no way. I can't confirm or deny. I'm not, I'm not still having. You were going to say contaminated. I'm not still having consistent. diarrhea though anymore i mean i'm i mean i'm i'm i'm not not but i'm not we're not solid over here i'm definitely not solid no i'm definitely not solid but i'm definitely not i think i have a parasite vibes

wait a girl made a tic-tac and she was saying like you know how when you go out and you like lay out in the sun and then you feel like skinny for whatever reason or you feel like because you're dehydrated But she said the sun is so good for your gut, and I believe it. Well, in New York right now, it's really unhealthy. The weather, because why are we certainly meteorologists? But there was a Canadian wildfire, and it's blowing in. It actually looks a lot better today. Okay, one thing I think you need to watch, but it will raise your cortisol.

Have you seen Skywalker? Skywalkers? No. Skywalker's, this documentary is fucking insane. It's a documentary. It sounds like an action movie. It's actually a love story. Is it recent?

Yes, very recent. Okay. Actually, okay, where do I even begin? I'm so excited. Okay. So this girl was raised in Russia, and her parents were like circus aerial acrobat people. I'm in.

Yeah. And they're like madly in love, and they're really fucking talented. The dad cheats. and the mom gets into a dark depression and the daughter is like I will never depend on a man ever seeing what he did to my mother so she's focused and she's like I want to do something with my life and she has the genetics of these like acrobat people so she's freaky talented as like a gymnast i love carnival people absolute weirdos i love it yep they just live off the grid and do flips and

shit. Yeah. And this thing starts happening in Russia called rooftoping. And of course, it's all the boys not. That sounds nice. He goes, is this tanning involved? That sounds like a hobby that like I could get into. I'm like, what's the UV? I've definitely rooftoped before. So, as a verb for sure. All these boys who don't want to go to therapy are going around basically in Moscow or whatever going to the top of rooftops and they like and they like take photos for the social media and it's like you have to kind of break into a lot of these places like you can't just go on people's rooftops so like part of it is like you have to be like a spy kind of and you're not vandalizing anything you're just getting to the rooftop you're just trespassing exactly so it becomes this thing

and she's like I don't care that I'm a girl I want a rooftop and she starts posting these like really creative cool rooftops because she can do like cool poses she's also like gorgeous so she starts going viral but then there's this other boy who's like doing the splits on rooftops yes she's like has her leg behind her neck and like she's wearing like a ballerina outfit it's like iconic this is all happening in russia yeah and then there's this other guy who's like the shit like the head rooftoper and she's like inspired by him and he definitely notices her like he notices she's doing cool stuff how old are they they're like early 20s okay and they're both hot and which is why you might like it so then okay he messages her out of nowhere and he's like

do you want to do this deal with me this brand deal because there's rooftoping brand deals a modern love story the most modern love story he goes use code russia 22 rooftop 20 It's 20% off. Nutraginia. Actually, I remember what my third thing was. What is it? When I get back from a trip, I'm so dry. And in the shower, my Nutragina oil.

Thank you for my name. What kind of oil? Any one of them. Nutrijina rain bath body wash is like my top. Amazing. And their oil. I usually only use it in the winter, but I do use it when I get back. So you never feel like too slippery?

No, because you like rinse it a little when you are in there. So anyway, he messages her and she's like, I'm kind of worried. Like I don't want to go all the way to China with this random guy, but like I need money. And why'd they have to go to China to do the brand deal? They get a lot of attention when they do certain buildings. It's like a really big building in China. And they're like, go to the top and like hold our product or whatever. Are the skyscraper people from New York rooftoppers?

They are the Empire State couple. And you don't find that out till later. And then it made me think they did that whole thing to promote their documentary. And then I was like, wait, is Netflix in on it? But they got fully arrested. Like, I think Netflix was probably like, maybe don't do this promo. Do the Today Show maybe. And my PR team's not working hard enough.

Because this is the. most genius marketing who cares they got arrested what's it she didn't have her phone for a couple days must have been fucking nice okay so they go to china and they're videotaping it and you see them like like meeting each other and they're like kind of cute and like flirting and then it shows them like going to she's like learning from him and he's learning from her and they have to trust each other but when i tell you like i wouldn't i'm like scared of heights in a normal person way like i'm not like but yeah i'm fucking scared of heights. Like I'm not doing like one I'm never jumping out of a plane. Are you doing a hot air balloon? Not necessary. Like that's I don't want to be in a Netflix documentary. No. Me neither.

When in doubt be like will this get me into a weird Netflix documentary one day that'll entertain someone over my death? No. So they start doing skyscrapers. Which means like you get to the top and then it has this like I forget what it's called but it's like the penis at that the top you climb up that thing and get to the top and they start falling in love with each other and they're like madly in love and they start posting together and they both are getting even bigger and blowing up and long story short they have like they climb like the highest building in like Malaysia or something okay it's the scariest experience they get to the top and he holds her like a like some crazy when I but I kept telling myself they don't die you know they're on the

empire state building they don't die but the fact these but also all their friends are dead what's the long je I was just going to say all what's the longevity are dead she's like we lost jeff because they're falling yeah she literally was like all the people I came up with it's like comedy I'm like all the people I used to do comedy with gone I don't get it because like when you said rooftop I genuinely was thinking like apartment building roof tops. Yeah like the fourth floor of a town home so they're like scaling them free like I don't get it honestly they can go in through elevator they go in there's all these like ways they go in they always say also that going in is harder but leaving is really easy no one questions you when you're leaving they do apartment complex they do all kinds of things but

they get so high and they're filming themselves too so they're also like a full production team like they have a drone in the documentary or they show showing the people that have passed away that are their friends? Are they like giving a little story on them? Like, no, they're just like Jeff's gone. She's like,

a non, up, Jeff, there he goes. No, it's not funny. It's not funny, but also like,

they people knew what they were getting into. Well, because what makes them go viral, the more dangerous it is. So, like, they try to go more dangerous. I am so proud of people that carve their own niche.

Like be unique, do what you want to do. It wouldn't even come into my brain to like, okay, I lose my job. How am I making money? I'll scale a building. Who do? It's like maybe I'll like get a desk job, scale a building. Well, they keep having to like do better each time, like beat their last climb. Then the girl like at one point like she breaks her hand and she's like I can still do it.

I'm like, what's not? No, I wouldn't even go up there with a ganglion. I mean, where are they getting married is the question. Oh, like in this sky. Every skyscraper is like, can you just look out for these two? Because their wedding dates approaching. They're like, they're getting married on the moon. Oh my God.

So anyway, that was, I actually didn't want to watch it. And then I started watching it and I was really into it. What's that on? Netflix. I'm very into people who are able to like have a hobby to like, yeah, forget about everything else going on in the world. Like, that's all they care about is climbing. Well, I do, I am being serious.

Like, I do envy people that, like, have a hobby. And then they're like, how am I making money from this? I think that that is such a special set of skills to be like, I can figure out how to make this my life. Yeah. Whenever I hear stories like that, I'm like, what was your hobby? Yeah. I'm like, this is my public forum. My therapist did tell me I need to get hobbies that aren't monetized and that I don't show anyone, which is totally valid.

but I've not started any because I'm like, what's the point of this? Speaking of hobbies, I get my book for Italy that I'm like reading. When I get it in the mail, I realize that it's like 430 pages. And I'm like, okay, the girls didn't warn me that I honestly was a perfect book for my gangland. But I didn't have to use that. So I bring the book on vacation. I also brought strangers because my mom wanted to read it. And I had like 50 pages left in it.

Kim takes strangers. She reads it on the plane ride there. She reads it for like the first maybe two days of vacation. She hands it back. She's like, I finish this. What? And I was like, okay, like I'll finish the rest of it. Parents read so fucking fast.

Wait, was she pissed off after? No, she wasn't pissed off. She was more like, it was a quick read. It was easy. It's very depressing, though, very sad. Like, that was her take-in. She was like looking at Gary weird? No, because my dad doesn't have an email.

No. If my dad was up and leaving, Kim would have known six months back. Kim was like, I would never be left in the dark with this. If anything, Kim, Kim would be the one to jet. She's the only one that knows how to get out of town. So she reads that. Then I'm like, well, I have another book that I brought. And she's like, okay, hand it over. she reads a 430 page book in like five like at her leisure yeah and like literally we're getting on

the plane to go home and she's like I finished that book last night and I was like I didn't even start it like I literally was on page like 13 and I was like should we go in the pool and then like I never picked it up but you're like I got the just I got the that's what I did with Harry Potter I was like I read the first five pages and I was like got it and then I realize I am like still in sixth grade like having to do a book report. I'm like, okay, well, like, just tell me what it's about. Does red Wuthering Heights in two days and like understood it? No, I just, I just feel like we're losing the art of reading. And you're like, and I like the reason. I'm like, there's no way I would be able to do that. And then I felt like so stupid that I wouldn't have been able to do that. But you can put together a photo dump on Instagram like nobody's business. Well, I'm trying to. not to put pressure on myself, but like I started reading in January. So like not putting pressure on myself. I just want to see how many books I can read. Why don't we start with picture books?

Start small. What? Do not. No, I'm going to do so far I've read two books and I want to finish another two by the end of the summer. Wait, I love that for you. I just ordered yesteryear too. I'm also just like obsessed with ordering books and then. Wait, no, I order every book. I own every book that's ever been written. It's so cute. There's something. So I was read yesterday year just because I told him it was like popular and he was like, Wait, was it good? Because I just got it. He liked it. He had notes.

My mom read it. Because my thing is if everyone's reading it around me, I'm like, I kind of threw osmosis. When I was sick, there was a moment where I was like, mom, what if you just like read the book to me? She was like, well, I'm in the middle of it. Like, you want me to start from the beginning? I'm like, oh, forget it.

Why does that remind me of when you're young and you have to like write an essay and you're like, mom, could you just give me the first sentence? That actually was a huge part of my childhood. My mom was always reading to me. Could you give me like the third sentence? Yeah. Oh, well my mom was a military officer and would make my brother and I read like there was like a competition of like how many books you could read over the summer.

We would read like an insane amount of books. I think I'm, I was gone too hard. Like this is me. Like I was too doing too much. See, God puts you in the right family because. I would have, oh my God. I was doing tennis practice. I was reading as many books as I can.

There was like a library thing where they had your name and you had to like put all the book, like everyone could shame you if you didn't get enough books. Yeah, that's so you. But my mom was a teacher, so that was like her whole thing. It wasn't her fault. No, and you're better for it. I also, I want to let people know, do you know we are on this season of Project Runway? Oh yeah, we haven't even talked about it.

My Nana. August 16. Something. But they already, okay, my Nana was like, I'm watching Project Runway. And I love Project Runway. So I watched the first episode too. And I go, oh, did you see me in Paige? She was like, what? I'm like, Nana, we're in the first episode.

Like the first minute, they flash us. Oh, okay. So my Nana was like, I didn't see it. I play it for her. Oh my God, that's my granddaughter. I'm like, yeah, Nana, you missed it. But our episode's not out yet. No, but they flash us.

the beginning as like one of the guest people that come through. That was a fun shoot. I had so much of them. I also wore a hilariously crazy outfit. I had a, that was like a fun, like random little hosting thing that like truly as such a fan of the show, I just wanted to be like in the workroom to see what it felt like. It was crazy. I was like nervous.

I was so not nervous to like do it because it was a fun thing to do with you. nervous that like what the contestants were going to say to us like I didn't want to mess them up no 100% there was too much pressure but there's like also a gif going around of me and you now from the show that's like really cute it's like us like walking in in our outfits I love your outfit was fire oh thank you doll so yeah everyone watched project runway and Hulu this season's i feel like really good like it's they have tyra banks and law roach as judges Did you see Eva went on, I want to say it was Watch What Happens Live? And they were asking her about Tyra Banks and the Netflix documentary.

And she said, they never called me to even do it because they knew my answers would contradict the entire documentary. And I thought, T. Biasies be happening. Yeah. Biasies be happening. Anywho. Okay. I'm having a full factory set reset this weekend if you need me.

Okay. So you're busy. Yeah, I'm busy. I'm unpacking. I'm doing laundry. I bought a new LED mask, so I'm trying that out. And it has an attachment for your neck. Oh, wow.

You're leveling up. I'm deep in it. And I heard it's going to rain this weekend, which is perfect for me. You're locked the fucking. I'm locked in. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us this week. We love you so much. Talk to you later.

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