Giggly Squad - Giggling about fall trends, athlete love, and grilling

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix your wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean the day just got away from me. What's up my grilling gigglers? Anything you were gonna say say, I was going to laugh. Why can't women grill?

Why is that like, oh. Yeah, like women don't grill. It makes no sense to me. Women have to be cooking in the summer. Like, oh, we're making the food. I mean, not me. And then, but God forbid we grill. Yeah.

And then God forbid we become the head chef and Like a lot of Father's Day gifts are like grill master like that's the only gift you can give your dad Yeah, have you ever grilled? No Maybe the stereotype is correct for us On Instagram and I was like, this is the most feminist shit I've ever seen. I was like, fuck the Olympics, this girl's grilling. Should we just buy George Foremans

and plug them in in our apartments? We need to start somewhere. Also, why is it George Foreman? Why not Georgina Foreman? Well, because the guy that invented it, same as George Foreman. And, you know, do you know that he named all of his kids George? That's something you would do. Is that a myth? Google George Foreman. And you know, do you know that he named all of his kids George?

That's something you would do. Google George Foreman's children, but I think it's true. It's giving Leo season, and I'm here for it. Well, I have always wondered, like, why don't women name their daughters after them the way men do? People are trying to figure out what Justin and, well I was about to say Hilaria, Justin and Haley are going to name their kid and people think they might name it Baldwin. But then you call it Baldie. No, they say you call it Winnie. I actually kind of love

that. I know. Baldwin Bieber. Baldwin and name her Winnie. Winnie. There's a lot of George's but there's also Natalie, Leola, Georgetta, Frieda, but there's a George Jr., George III, George Foreman IV, the fifth, sixth. Yeah, he named all his sons George. Yeah. Is that crazy? The things men do not to go to therapy.

No, like, that's an insane move, because you know that the fight with his wife must have been in, she was like, we can't name another one George. Also, it's like the pain to get that baby out of your pussy to then have it named, like what do they say? George number one, George number two. And like a lot of people say like the most narcissistic thing you can do is have a child.

That's what there's, people be like, you're selfish for not having a child, but it is selfish to have a child, because it's for you, it's not for them. They didn't choose this life. You want something that be like you're selfish for not having a child but It is selfish to have a child because it's for you. It's not for them They want something that looks like you acts like you and like is you walk you know, we have enough use I also realized that we are on the board of the childless cat lady We're there we're the exact demographic he's speaking community. We're there. We're the exact demographic he's speaking to. We're kind of the forefront of the marketing monster. We didn't sign up for it, but here we are.

What are the chances I got a cat like four days before? I think you pissed them off. They're taking all our women. Like as the president of single cat women, I will speak for all of us. How dare you? I thought we both, like we're single. I know. But you're married, so it's like, it's like you don't have to talk about it.

But the truth, I don't have a boyfriend. No you don't. You don't. You don't have a boyfriend. It's actually so funny because whenever Craig says stuff, like, oh, you're like going and doing this, or like, oh, you said this, like blah, blah, blah, I always say, Hannah has a husband and he's not mad.

I'm like, Hannah makes fun of her husband. I'm trying to get one reaction out of my husband. We just poke the bear all day and we get nothing from him. It's a joke, so you don't understand jokes. Speaking of husbands, I just heard that this family, or this bride and groom, got an owl to bring them their rings as the ring bearer, and the owl flew away with their rings.

As he should. As he fucking should. Gotcha, bitch! That's an instance where I'm calling PETA. That's a good for trusting a feral bird. PETA actually commented on one of my posts of Daphne and I immediately straightened up. I was like, oh my god, PETA's in the room. I know, the judge.

No, PETA's really, really scary. It just reminded me of when PETA when Pete Davidson got in a fight. Yes, that was a fight I'll never forget. About how he got a puppy labradoodle and he was like, I'm allergic. So we had to get a labradoodle. That was my favorite. That was a peak.

Was that this year? Who knows? It feels like yesterday when I think about it. But this is what that couple gets for not eloping. Like this is what you get for doing a showy thing. How did they think, did they tell the owl? And now it's your cue, walk down the aisle. How the fuck did they think the owl was gonna walk to them,

give them their stuff and then what, fly away? It's also giving, what are we overcompensating for? Get fucking married. If you have to get an owl to come in and bring it, you're distracting people, someone's cheating. Also, what, I wonder what the significance of an owl was to their relationship. Significance, shmushkiffins.

It's all made up shit. I feel like it is funny to start a company being like, an owl is gonna bring you the rings and all owls just fly away and then you sell it on Etsy. The ring. That owl swam, that owl flew to his girlfriend and was like, look what I got us. Look at these dumb humans.

What are the owls talking about? When you were a kid and they would do like showing animals, would you raise your hand ever to be like, let me hold the crocodile? Never. Never. See, that's another huge massive difference between us. My hand was raised before they asked. Yeah, like a perfect example is like living in New York City. There's so many people like walking their dogs and I can be with any friend walking

down the street. My friend is stopping for whatever dog. Not once in my life have I ever stopped. Not once in my life because I don't know you. I don't know your dog. I don't know your vibe. I'm not bringing it into my world. See, I am like you with that where I don't know dogs. Yeah.

And I'm not gonna assume they wanna be touched. I have so much respect for animals. And as a cat, I would never. I've seen my friends roll around on the ground. I go, you look ridiculous. You look ridiculous. Get up. We're going.

And now we have to go. But it's like touching a woman's pregnant belly. It's like you have to ask. Is that frowned upon? Yeah, you don't just touch it. I think, but I don't think a lot of people know that. Obviously it depends on the relationship. I was just gonna say, I feel like if I know you,

I'm touching it. My thing is like me and you, we never touch because we have our own issues. We'll be offended if you don't touch my pregnancy number. But I would give you at least some, like you know how a cat, you put your hand out, let that cat smell your, and then you slightly go, that's what I would do.

I would reach, I would stop and look. And then you would let me put my bump into you. I would do the hitch, the 90, 10 for the kiss. You go a little, let the bump come to me. Oh my God. This is so sick in my head. Talk about us acting like we don't have significant others. When I think about being pregnant,

I think about what are we gonna be like? Like sitting on a couch together. That's why I really wanna do it together. Well, at this rate, I feel... Should we just have it. I can't believe no women in STEM have figured that out yet. That's right. I feel like we're going to get pregnant at the same time. Wait, we definitely are. Wait, I completely forgot to tell you this and I was laughing so hard. So Friday night I went to the Yankee game with my brother. And you know how like before they start

the game, they do things like on the field, like someone throws the first pitch. They had a high school from the Bronx and it was all women in STEM. It was a group of high schoolers like, and their women in STEM club was like being honored. And I was like, okay, universe. Okay, do we school at Slatslake, hello.

I didn't know the gigglers were showing up today. We were so cute. They were so cute. They were all like, and there was one girl, she was like the president of the club and they like went through all their names and I don't think I've cheered louder. I cheered louder for the women in STEM

than any part of the game. Also, I love that when you go to a Yankee game, you like never post the actual game. You just post the aesthetics of the hot dog on your outfit. And that's all we're gonna get. Not a field, was it fun? It was actually very fun, it was a rain delay. Fine.

So I looked at my brother and I was like, I'll kill you. So no one won or lost, everyone just had fun? No, then they played and then I think the Yankees ended up losing. I left with a seventh inning. You know that traffic, you gotta beat it. You gotta beat it. I can't do that traffic.

I did see a TikTok about someone being like, there's always that one person that can't enjoy the event because they're obsessed with how we're going to get out of the event. That's me for sure. I've turned to that too. But I think that's a New Yorker thing. My parents were always like, I don't care if it's tied up, before the fourth quarter you have to leave or you never get in home. No, people are gonna get so mad at me,

but the best decision I ever made at the Taylor Swift concert was leaving before it ended. Say goodbye to Goose Scroll podcast. Because that fucking traffic. No, it's insane. I got back to the city in 20 minutes. It was beautiful.

Can I say something so fucked up? Yeah. Des and I got invited to the city in 20 minutes. It was beautiful. Can I say something so fucked up? Yeah. Des and I got invited to the VMAs, and it was amazing. Yeah. The most insane red carpet ever. It was so fun. We finally get some hot dogs. We get down to our seats, and we looked at each other,

and we're like, we're not doing this. No. And he was like, we're not doing this. No. And he was like, we're not doing this. We finished the hot dog, got up, And left. Was back in the city in 16 minutes. No. It took us two hours to drive into the city.

We was in New Jersey. Yeah. So, did I go to the VMAs? Yes. Did I watch them all? Yes, from my couch. I literally was home in time. No, that's a perfect

To watch it from my couch. That you don't need to stay. Another argument. Super Bowl. I want to be at home. I want to watch the commercials. Unless a brand invites us this year. Unless a brand invites us this year. Would you go? I, yes, I would go to the Super Bowl if I was going, well, this is a loaded question.

I'd have to go the way I wanna go. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, which you can't really do always with a brand because they'll be like, you gotta do this and that and this and that and this with these people and that. Yeah, like, so I don't, I feel bad, actually, same thing about Taylor Swift. I felt bad taking a Taylor Swift ticket

because I was like, are you sure you don't want to invite someone that's a bigger fan than I am? And then Craig was like, I wanna go. So like that's, I was like, okay, well we found our fan. And so that's really the only reason I went. But I felt bad. I was like, there's another girl that would like cry for this, like you should give it to her. And. I was like there's another girl that would like cry for this like you should give it to her and then cry

Also, can we normalize Taylor Swift fans as in me who I? Love Taylor Swift. I I love her music. I love so many of her songs, but I haven't I haven't like been like a Full Swifty, but there's no room for us. It's like you either have to be a Swiftie or you hate her. And I'm like, I enjoy Taylor Swift. I didn't know I had to know every word of all her extended albums. I think for our age specifically, it's because we're the same age.

Yeah, so we were, her music, we were a little late to maybe. I feel like in high school, like it very much. It was more like the younger girls. Yeah, like I feel like it did relate to like some things in high school, but then like as you get older, you get out of like, oh, I'm so obsessed with this one, like celebrity, you kind of like grow out of it.

And then once we were in our twenties and she like really got big and it was like, no, no, yeah, I love Taylor Swift, but I'm not obsessed with her the way like 15 year old girls are now. I think also me and you are weird. We're like, we are so fucked up in our own head that we don't have the capacity to like idolize anything.

No, I wish I loved anything. The way people love Taylor Swift. They've never met her, they'll never meet her, they've never spoken to her, they love her. I wish I cared for anything like that. People will say it's like mental illness to be obsessed with a celebrity, but I would argue the opposite.

You found happiness. Like if playing one song could make your day, or her like, I wish anything. Anything brought me joy like that. That's how I feel about foot fetishes. Like if I wish, all I had to do was look at a foot and I was having crazy orgasms. Instead I have to fucking like,

I have to watch two hours of porn. You have to like hold in on it. Yeah, yeah. You have to be like so, you have to be ovulating. The room has to be perfect. If one wrong thought comes in you're like I lost it. You can't say one thing to annoy me. Yeah.

So anyway, speaking of dicks. I love how we really try to have good transitions, but there's no logic behind it. Continue. No. Yes, as you were. As you were. Did you see that guy who lost pole vaulting

because his dick hit the thing? Yeah. And like, I feel like he can't be that mad about it. I think, I mean, the pole vaulters, I have a lot of thoughts. The fact that any of them have like long hair, or some of them are wearing like long earrings, I'm like, that could be the difference

between a silver and a gold medal. I think it's an absurd sport. Yeah. Like I don't, here's the thing, I think it's an absurd sport. Yeah. Like I don't, here's the thing. I think it's an absurd sport. I also think it could be my hidden talent. I do. The pole vault?

Yes. Grace, can you figure out how we can pole vault? Cause that sounds like a vlog I'd wanna watch. My whole life, I've gone through my life and any sport I've tried, I've thought this is gonna be my hidden talent and I'm gonna blow you guys all away. And I have yet to find it.

Beer pong. Yeah, but that's like, not respected in the community. It's like a phase. Yeah, it's like a phase. How is there not an Olympic beer pong? Right. There's break dancing.

Pole dancing. I think my extreme sport is literally what can I reach from my bed without getting out of it. That truly is the... I'm actually really not good at that because I have a long torso, short arms. So the weight doesn't work. Distribution. You're like the Simone Biles physically for getting things from your bed.

With your fingers can like hook something. You should see things that I've like inched over. I'm like, just a little bit. Got it. I think there should be. You know who you want at a dinner party? You want me and you want me in the middle because I can reach literally everything. Thanksgiving, my family stresses me the fuck out. Cause I can like reach everyone. Wait, that's a really good question that no one talks about.

When you walk into a group dinner, which you know is my nightmare, and you have a choice of where to sit first, what's the, where should someone sit? I mean, I think it's all about like the person that's like right next to you. So like, I don't care where at the table, but this is an interesting question.

At your parents' house, do you have assigned seating? Like silent assigned seating. Yeah, where are you? The awkward thing is when you bring your new boyfriend and he sits in your mom's seat and you're like, ooh. That's not, you can't sit there. Excuse me, I talked to you for a second. You just ruined the whole night.

What's your position in the asylum seating? So it's so funny, because no matter what house we move to, it's always the same one. I'm sitting at the one facing the wall. My dad's on the right, my mom's on the left, my brother's across. You're facing the wall, your dad's on your right, your mom's on your right.

Is your mom the head of the table? My dad and my- Or your circle table? Square table. Okay. And my dad and my, oh, but then actually in Sheldra Island, my brother's on the left and my mom's across and my dad's on the right.

It's always my dad on the right. Yeah, I'm always to my dad's right. Interesting, I'm always to my dad's left, Interesting, I'm always to my dad's left, but sometimes I'm not allowed, when we're at restaurants, I'm not allowed to sit next to my dad. Why? Because he thinks it's funny to grab by my knee and squeeze it where it tickles,

and then we get into a physical altercation, and then my mom's like, you guys can't sit next to each other, and then I'm like, he fucking, I was fucking. It's funny walking into a restaurant with my family because this has to be some type of childhood trauma. When I'm walking into a restaurant with my family, in my head, I think, where would my dad want to sit

so that I don't sit there? Because I know like the seat that he wants. That's the patriarchy. Yeah, he doesn't want, he wants to be able to see and he wants like a wall behind him. Dude, it's funny the little ways your dads fuck you up. My dad once, when I was little, he ordered a lobster. And I didn't really know what a lobster was

and I ordered a flounder. Did you know what a flounder was? Honestly, no. So the food comes and I'm like, fuck this bitch a flounder was? Honestly, no. So the food comes and I'm like, fuck this bitch ass flounder, that shit looks crazy. And I guess I looked at him and I was like, I want your lobster.

And as an adult, he should have been like, too bad bitch, next time you get the lobster, we've learned, enjoy your flounder. And he goes, you know what, let's trade, I'll give you my lobster. So you think, what a great dad. To this day, he holds it over my head, to be like, remember when I gave you my lobster?

Oh my God. Like he'll bring it up all the time. The memory of a camel. The memory of a camel. And then he did this thing when we were in the car, whenever we'd like be fighting in the back or annoying, he'd be like, don't make me click the eject button. No, why do dads love that?

And I guess he thought it was funny, but for me it's like, no, I've never seen someone ejected by a car, but I'm not about to look around and find out. No, I actually can't go through a drive-through like a normal person. I remember the first time I went through a drive-through not with my dad, and everyone in the car

told me to calm down. They were like, your energy is like really intense. I'm like, well, you don't know what you're getting when you pull up to the window. Like, you have to know. Before they start talking, you have to know. Like, my dad would stress me out so much, and if you didn't know and give him your order

right when they started talking, he would cut you. He would say, he'd be like, next, too slow. Gary, you're up. And like, you'd have to say it, and then if you. He would say, he'd be like, next, too slow. Gary, you're up. And like, you'd have to say it. And then if you ever wanted to add, oh, and also, no, time was over. You can't add that. It was literally like being in the military.

So like the first time I went to a drive-through, I'll never forget it was my favorite ex-boyfriend. We went through a drive-through and he told the drive-through person, I need a minute. And I looked at him and I was like, we can't take a minute. They're doing their job. Like there's people behind. He was like, you can take a minute, look at the menu.

And he did it like in such a calm fashion. And I was like, I think you just healed my inner child. But also like how fun is panic ordering? Yeah, because you're just like, I'll take it all. I never read the menu before I go somewhere. Like I like being surprised. I could be surprised and be like, wow, this menu shit. Like that's just how the day is.

Or be like between two things. Then you always ask the waiter. He always says the one thing you don't like. Then you have to awkwardly be like, thank you. But I actually, no, thank you. Yeah. And then you panic and order the wrong thing, and then the thing the person's eating next to you

always tastes better. Craig kept doing that in Italy, and I kept getting so fucking annoyed. He kept asking the waiter, like, oh, well, like, whatever your favorite is. And like, they don't really speak English, and so like, the way he was saying it was like, I'm deciding, but you, I'm like,

you don't need to give them all those words. Like, they don't give a shit what you're ordering. They're not eating it. Manja Wait, can we talk about the controversial thing he asked for in Italy? What did he ask for? Hot sauce. No No, my dad's not over it. Like he actually brought it up not too long ago We were laughing about Italy and your dad was like, you'll never guess what Craig ordered. No, he kept asking, oh, any chance you have hot sauce?

And they like kept looking at him like we don't. Like sriracha? Yeah, they were like, we don't know what you want. And so like one place brought over like chili oil and he put it on his pasta and my whole family just like, I could see them in their seats, just being like, oh my God, like, he's a liability in Italy, he'll literally get us kicked out.

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Try adding Vizzi Maxx hard seltzer to your next big night. Whether that's getting ready for a night out or celebrating after a great show, Vizi has the flavor for your vibe. Wait, you're gonna die. Des calls me this morning, he goes, can you not send me food memes? I go, what?

He goes, I'm not watching your food memes. I go, it was a sourdough chocolate brownie and we love sourdough and like, it was like inside thing and he goes, oh, just stop sending me the food stuff. I'm literally Des. And I go, you haven't watched any of my reels. I'm like, the sentence answered that.

Yeah, yeah, I'm not watching any of your freaking reels. No, like my message is to Des is just me sending, and I literally said, okay, I'm sorry for sending you. I literally apologize. I was like, that is an oversight on my end. I thought you were gonna be more interested in this. Wait. No, that's so funny.

And I send you so many, like this is literally me. No, that's me and Craig's conversation, and then I'll say one like haha, or I'll be like that's a cute one I did send him a smash sweet potato pizza Again like yeah, because you just see something you're like quirky fun. Oh that'll be go to death that'll go to page He likes potatoes. Yeah He was like stop sending me food And then I'll send to page. He likes potatoes. Cyrus, who's like, stop sending me food. And then I'll send him cat stuff. Yeah, he just doesn't respond.

But I don't even know he doesn't respond because I know he sees it. Yeah. That's all that matters. Do you look at mine? I look at all of yours. I know you do. No, I look at all of them.

I don't need your- Double tap. Affirmation. It's actually, if you double tap, then I'm like, oh, do I have to respond to that? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Low maintenance, low maintenance. I am in a good mood though because there's some trends that are favoring me for once.

For once. Oh, wait. I was, before you say this, I have to do, I'm doing a fall fashion segment for the Today Show in two weeks. So I'm like, you know, just on my computer looking up all the fall fashion. The number one trend. Shorts?

Ties. Like the number one trend is elevated work wear, but like outside of work. It's like siren slash like 80s work office and it's all ties. You know when you watch one thing on TikTok and then it shows you like a hundred things like that so I click on the trend things I like to know the trends yeah I want to be able to talk to you and the girl was

like I was just gonna say how did we even get here because I think I started this with like that one Olympics dick and it's like where did we get, did we even talk about it? No. We're decentering men. So this girl was like, ties are really in. Like, Ayu Edibiri is wearing, who? Ayu from, oh, I think I mispronounced her last name. Ayu from the Bear was wearing it. Zendaya was wearing it. And then she goes, Hannah Berner, if you know, you know. No.

And I was like, uh. She's like, this is kind of niche, but Hannah Berner. Wait, that's so funny. Do you want to hear something funnier too? The gigglers literally, they keep me humble. I love them so much. So I'm sitting outside a coffee shop, as one does, because I sent Des inside to get it, and I'm sitting there, and a car stops, and I'm like, sent Des inside to get it and I'm sitting there and a car stops and I'm like I'm gonna get kidnapped yeah and a girl

jumps out and she runs up to me and she's like hey like I'm a giggler and I was like what's up bitch and she was like I know it's weird that like jumped out of my car and like ran up to you but like it's crazy that I ran over that kid and then punched that dog in the face I just wanted to really really say hey. But she looks at me and she goes, I'm sorry I ran up to you, but you just look so normal. Honestly, in the world we live in, what a compliment. Like what a just, let's normalize just being like, hey you just, you look average.

You look normal and average. And I know she meant it just like, you just seemed like a normal person. And I was like, no that's me, normal for sure. And she was so sweet and we took a photo and I walked off and Des came in and he was like, what's up? And I was like, I think someone just called me ugly.

No, not too long ago, I was with like two guys, two like guy friends that like don't really give a shit about me. Like in terms of like, they don't care about anything. Older woman came up with her daughter and the daughter was like so sweet and the older woman said, oh my God, you're so much tinier in person. And I just said like thank you like oh, thank you so much

And then we walked away my two guy friends were like wait. That's so fucking rude Like and I was like no she meant it in a nice way But like I get it when you see someone that you've been like listening to or watching on TV like you're gonna panic and say something Yeah, but her saying you're so normal, I really did take it as a compliment, but also it's not her fault. I literally woke up and it was 11.30 a.m. And Des was like, can you come outside

and get coffee with me? And I was like, no, it's the morning. He's like, it's 11.30 now. So I, in my pajamas and hair a mess, was just sitting outside this coffee shop. No, I thought you blew dry your hair, put makeup on, and didn't wear your pajamas. I mean, come on.

I'm actually just having a full glam at 11 a.m. in West Hampton. No, she was like, you just look normal. And I'm like, bitch, one thing I can do is I will bring that normal. I will serve normal. I have a good Daphne story. I'm all ears.

First of all, she's... I don't wanna say- Are you crying? You just start crying. She is the most perfect cat. I haven't met many, but I know that she's so much better than them. No, she is. And so I realized I'm really not a cat person

because I've been having so many people show me pictures of their cat and I'm like, that's crazy, doesn't hold a candle to adopt me, but anywho, here for it. And it's like children, I feel like I'm not a kid person, but I'll like mine. She's very similar to me because she's so smart. She's just so cunning.

She knows exactly what's going on. But at the same time, she's very dumb. And she'll do things that I'm like. Just when you think she really knows what's going on, you're like, do you even know who you are? She's never met a mirror she doesn't love. Like she'll literally watch herself walk by and I'm like, that's my daughter, that is my full daughter. But sometimes she'll also look

behind the mirror to make sure a cat's not there and I'm like you're stupid. You're really stupid. So the other night my brother was spent the weekend and he was in the living room and I have like two doors to my living room and I always keep like one of them shut, but like the other one's open so that she can like go in, go out, whatever. In the middle of the night, he must have gotten up and like shut the door

and didn't realize that like she was in there. So he said it's like around like 7 a.m. She starts like poking him, like waking him up and he's just like, okay, like stop, like get away from me. And she's up, and he's just like, okay, like stop, like get away from me. And she's like crying, and he's just like ignoring it. He then smells something, and he's like, oh my God, Daphne, like is farting,

because she does fart all the time, she literally reeks. He like moves his head over, she had literally shit right on his head, right on his head. Right on his head. And he runs in my bedroom, wakes me up, he's like, your cat shit all fucking over the place. And my first thing was like, on my couch?

Like on my white couch. And I had put like a sheet down for him to like sleep on the couch. And he was like, no, she actually did it in like a very neat and tidy way. But he was like, I didn't know she like, I locked her in there. And so Daphne loves revenge.

And for that, I'm like, you're my full daughter. Cats are so funny. Butter got into this, she loved going into this particular closet. She just likes sometimes hanging in this closet on her own, I'll go in and she's like, I'm in the closet, get out. So at one point, one morning she was like waking me up and she never wakes me up.

She knows that mama's not moving until like 11 a.m. I'm like, what do you want? So I get up and I'm following her. I'm like, do you want food? And she just leads me to the closet and the door was closed. So I open it up and she's like, thank you. And she goes in.

And I'm like, wait. No, they're so smart. I don't get it. But then sometimes they do shit where I'll throw a treat and it hits them on the forehead and then they can't find it. No. And I got a litter robot that she's fully using now. It changed my whole life.

It's great. No, it's great. I should get a litter robot. No, Hannah. It's fucking great. Can you put the link in the newsletter this week? Because I want to buy it. I don't know if you were going to bring up to me It's fucking great. Can you put the link in the newsletter this week? Yeah, I will. Because I want to buy it.

I don't know if you were going to bring up to me that cat shit is way more vile than any dog could ever even imagine. Okay, this is the thing. I feel like dog pee and poop is literally human, which kind of grosses me out. It's like a human shit. Yeah.

Where cat pee and poop is so smelly. It's on a, I'm like, are you, I literally was Googling. I was like, there's no way my five pound cat just dropped this. But that's why these, the litter is so important cause it could be so potent where, potent? Where it literally will mask it.

So it smells like chemically. No, this, it's the best thing I've ever invested in. It's important, I'm really happy. And she's so smart, she goes right in it, and then she's like, oh. No, she's a genius. This is the thing, not all cats are good with too many people, some are more social,

some other ones, but everyone will love their own cat, and I stick by that. It's funny because I was thinking about how me and Sierra met and how people didn't understand our connection. Now that you have a cat, you see how I was sitting in the house, scared, fighting for my life. Sierra walks in, new girl, and I look at her finger

and she has a cat ring, and I said, I love you. I said, I don't know you. I get it now. And everyone wants me to hate you, I love you. I don't care what they say about you. I don't care who's in my ear. She said to stop talking about Jasper on this podcast.

Oh yeah, we got a text, she was like, hey, are you talking shit about Jasper? And we gasp at her, we her. We never spoke about Jasper. We would never talk about how he's so misbehaved. No, but Jasper, she likes when he's naughty. Yeah, she does. So speaking of the trends,

back to me, that I think are really good for me, hair. So you know how the blowout was really in? Which I still love, but it's so hard for it to stay. Yes. Hair. So you know how like the blowout was really in? Yeah. Which I still love, but like it's so hard for it to stay. Like it's for me, it just gets straight in like one hour. And it's a whole rigamarole with the hair rolls.

What? Literally, sorry, I just like hiccuped. Now the trend is going to be undone waves. And like really long. Long? Looks like you didn't brush your hair. And like really long. Long? Looks like you didn't brush your hair. Very Daisy Edgar Jones. Yes.

So I'm thinking that I'm about to be a hair influencer. And be like, hey guys, this is how I do it. You roll out of bed. Tresemé is somewhere right now. Just, since I'm getting Hanna-burn, I do not. But I also learned I do have a hair type. Because my hair, when I wake up in the morning I don't have to do much to it.

It looks not great. Where like if I think if I had curly hair or like. Remember when I gaslit and everyone was thinking that I secretly have curly hair but I just haven't been taking care of my curls. I'm still not fully over that. Like I do think I was onto something. But people's hair can get curly.

But like when you have to do your hair in the morning obviously it looks great. Okay this is a weird thing think I was onto something. But people's hair can get curly. But like, when you have to do your hair in the morning, obviously it looks great. OK, this is a weird thing that I was, like, looking up on TikTok. Like, I think it's because I like watching girls do their curly hair and, like, all the steps they have to do. Because I'm like, this is insane that they have to do all of this. And so, like, I always get hair videos. No, like, justice for them.

No, justice. Because I'm like, they're like, you can't, don't use this gel and this mousse. And I'm like, oh my God, this is not fucking a lot. And I'm, I always think about like, wow, their hair must smell so good right now. But yeah. But they have to wake up at like 4 a.m.

Yeah, it's insane. You tricked yourself to thinking that you had curly hair. So then I get this TikTok saying that if you are Irish and have Irish ancestors' blood, there is a trait with Irish girls that the top layer of your hair is completely straight and the underneath is completely wavy. But you're not Irish.

I am. Wait, what percentage Irish are you? My dad is... Half Irish? Italian, Irish, and British, and my mom's 100% Italian. So I am a little bit Irish. I'm more British than I am Irish.

I have food loss. Well, I'm not 100% Italian, but I just say, my majority Italian, so I just go with I'm Italian. But no. When are you gonna tell me this? It hasn't come up. In the 800 episodes of Giggukwad,

my heritage just hasn't come up. So your dad's like a third Italian? Yeah, his dad was 100% Italian. Oh, so your dad's half Italian. But his mom was like a bunch of things. Yeah. Okay, we're gonna have to do the math on that. So we'll just do a little,

I think we should do like a 23andMe for a vlog. We have so many vlog ideas that we never vlog. We have so many vlog ideas. We're gonna do it because we're going on the road. We're gonna do a ton of vlogs on the road. We're gonna be stuck with each other. Also, do you remember when I FaceTimed you and I had egg all over my face? No, and you like, you like, we were like, so sorry, and you wiped it on one side. And I was like, you have it on the other side, you absolute neanderthal.

So we're calling me for like a business thing. You're like, hey, this is serious. I was like, okay, well you have egg on your face. So get a grip. Gonna call me in the morning and tell me it's serious? For some reason, I don't care when I have food in my face and I almost think it's rude when people get upset, like, okay, crazy, you have food in your face.

I'm like, I was eating, duh. Do you ever feel like it's rude when like a close, close friend calls you instead of FaceTimes you? Sometimes I'm like, okay, is this, am I, no. Calling's text. You can't even get that out, you were so offended. So offended.

So offended. If you could tell me something, text or FaceTime. Des and I are, we only call each other though. See Craig and I are only FaceTime each other. I think that's cause you're long distance. Yeah. It makes you feel like. But he never FaceTimed before me.

Like he never even, he was like, who FaceTimed? My last trend, bikini bottoms are apparently getting bigger again. Bikini bottoms. Cause you know, it's gotten to a point where you're literally just wearing floss. Yeah, and you're paying like $200 for it. And I'm like, I could have literally made this.

What pyramid scheme was like, hey, let's just separate them and charge $200 for each one. I'm buying Amazon bathing suits. Right, like it's very rare that it always comes as a set. Yeah, it's insane. And I'm on the board of Childless Cat Ladies and Big Booty Bitches. Wait, I thought you were literally about to say

some charity, I was like, what the fuck? As the head of the big booty bitches society, I can't just wear these bikini bottoms to a family barbecue. It's not safe for anyone. My labia doesn't even stay in it. So I have to get these like granny panty ones kind of to keep it all in.

But now it's becoming like it's funny you bring this up because since it's it's like Olympics time I was like watching all the gymnasts. Oh yeah. Where are their vaginas? No truly because I'm like one slip you're out of there like are they wearing underwear? Well I like to play the game do they need to be wearing something that small? Did you hear the track athletes got mad because they gave them ridiculously tiny outfits and they were like, yeah, I think they changed them.

I mean, yeah. It's unnecessary. Also, even the volleyball players, I get it, but do you have to wear bikinis? And if they want to, sure, but I just want to make sure they're not being forced against their will. Like blink twice if you're being forced

against your will to wear. You know what's crazy too? Like I love watching the Olympics and I'm like all about it for the two weeks that it's on. But then it's like, where are you guys the rest of the years? Like you never hear of like, where the fuck is the gymnastics world? They're playing it, but it's never shown.

And that's why like, it's so hard to make money doing it and they feel so much pressure because if they don't get the gold now, they don't get sponsorships and they don't make any money. Side note, why are the men not wearing Speedos when they're playing volleyball? I would hate that, but it's a great question to bring up. No, because it is kind of crazy, their outfit,

like the volleyball girls' outfits are like cute and like little. Yeah, Des made me laugh so hard. He made a funny video about it, where he was talking about when you first watched the Olympics and you're like, these people are fucking incredible. Like everything they do, they've put their whole life

into this, like, I don't care what the judges say, like these people are insane. And then like three days watching it, you're like, sloppy. Yeah. Okay, if you, if you had- Your feet are not together, do you even practice? If you had to pick a sport that you think, that you, actually someone just said this question,

I think it was Tynx maybe, where it was like, okay, for the next four years you can quit your job. You don't have to worry about anything. You can train. And which one you actually think you can make? Well, it would be more the more like skill oriented ones. Like the, this one, what is that? The shooting one.

Like. Bone Arrow? Yeah, like that one's like... Is that an Olympic sport? Yes, like those like skill things where like if you just do it all the time... Yeah. I think I'm going... Equestrian...

Dancing horse. Whatever the fuck that is. When Snoop Dogg was like, They're doing the Crip Walk. Yeah, like I don't understand how they train for that. It was going around. Like are they telling the horse like, Okay, I don't understand how they train for that. It was going around. Like, are they telling the horse, like, okay, shaw-say. Like, back, kickball change.

Like, how does the horse know to go on the frickin' beat? Like, I'm not, I need a documentary on those people, because it's, I feel like it's closer to the merpeople than we would think. There's a rumor that Martha Stewart showed up because Snoop is afraid of horses, so he stood by, this is a rumor, and held his hand during the equestrian. Wait, also, did you hear that Flavor Flav basically- Sponsored the-

Water polo team? No, that's amazing. Like, is he the only feminist icon in this planet? He was like, wait a minute. These poor girls aren't being, now none of them will have to work. Good! He pays for them to like, that this is their only job.

Yeah. I do think there's like a hyper fixation and like addiction that happens, which like if you're gonna be addicted to something, it's better you're addicted to like rowing than heroin. But like, I guess some of the sports, I was watching the javelin, and it's like all you do every day is throw this javelin.

I think the decathletes do it, or throwing the heavy ball. Your whole day is just about throwing a ball, and it's like, is that what God intended? And like maybe we all- Maybe for a mistrunchable, but- Maybe we all should just like hyperfixate on one skill. Right, and like that's it, that's our skill.

And that's what we do. And then if you lose by.2 meters, you just are depressed for the rest of your life. Like when you're born, you're assigned like a thing. And like that's- Well that's back in the day, it's like, you're a woodworker. I think that's communism.

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month free. When I was sitting outside the breakfast cafe before. When you were just being normal. When I was being normal. These kids. You know when you hear something like someone spilled something and everyone goes, ooh. Yeah. So like one of the kids spilled like an entire thing of coffee in the table next to us and

we weren't really watching and the family eventually got up and was walking out and the two kids were at the end and I love hearing kids talk to each other like it conversations is so good. They need a podcast Yeah, they literally need this kid is probably like seven another kid was like six and he goes yo That was type shit and high five About type shit that was type shit and the fuck does that mean I wrote yo that was type shit That's what the kids are saying so he thought it was hilarious that the kid spilled his drink. Are you sure they didn't say tight? They might have said tight. They might have said tight shit. I thought he said type shit, but it's probably type shit Urban dictionary type shit. Is type shit a thing?

It's definitely a thing usually Usually meaning psych or just playing. Sarcastic, a joke. That was funny. So, Des and I looked at each other and I was like, first of all, I want that kid to be my child. Second of all, we need to start saying that. Type shit. Yo, that was type shit.

It explains a lot, you know. Oh, one more Olympics thing. Are you familiar with the Czech doubles players' lore? That was so many words. Czechs, doubles, what, no. So this mixed doubles team. Mixed doubles means it's a guy and a girl. Yeah.

Sinny Akova, and I think it's Maciek, they win gold, and it shows them, and it says they were dating for a long time, and they broke up, but they said let's do, we've been training, we're gonna do the Olympics together and they win gold and they're like holding each other, kissing. Kissing on the mouth?

It was like hold your seatbelt. I don't know why I just asked. I'm sorry. With the hand or with the mouth? When did they do mouth stuff? Did they go to second base or third base? And the reporters were like, are you guys back together? And they're like, we want to keep it private.

And people were commenting like, this is a Hallmark movie. Oh my god. Get some day for challengers too. But what I know about it is, yeah, mixed doubles. You have to have like chemistry with the person. Cause you have to like, if I move one way, they have to know to move the other way. You have to be able to keep each other positive.

It's a very emotional thing. So if you had a boyfriend in college, just hypothetical, and he was on a mixed doubles team, would you inherently feel a type of way? If they had a flirty chemistry. I dated my high school mixed doubles. Oh, well there we go. Wait, I'm trying to think if this was an interesting story.

Oh my god, it kind of was. I was new to the school, as I show up to schools halfway junior year, and I got put on the doubles team with him. And he initially didn't like me because I came from like a Florida Tens Academy, thought I might be like stuck up, and didn't realize like he's from from a Florida Tens Academy, thought I might be stuck up and didn't realize he's from... You're so normal.

I'm normal. I was like, guys, I'm normal. Ask the gigglers. I'm normal. But I was like, I'm from Brooklyn, he's from Queens. I started to kind of get him to open up and we'd laugh and he'd hit a big serve and I'd be like, that was huge. I would be fucking with him, joking with him.

And then he would ask me to go to practice with him. And then we'd hang out after practice. And next thing you know, we kissed. We were kissing after practice. And then we were not telling people that we were dating on the- You were keeping it private? Yeah.

Oh my god. So it was like- See, I feel like in high school when I got a boyfriend I was like, guys check your fucking texts. I just went official on Facebook, bitch. And then another guy on the team invited me to prom because he didn't know that I was dating the other guy. So what happened? Who'd you get a prom with? I think I ended up, oh my god, I don't remember, but I think I ended up going with the guy who asked me

because the other guy wasn't going to prom. He thought it was too cool for a prom. Probably because you had a date. Yeah, something happened. But maybe we weren't official yet. No, that's when you, I have started to, I also have a horrible memory in general, but that's what makes me feel the most old.

Someone will say something and I'll be like, I have no fucking idea. Like that was in high school. I believe hypnosis works because we are all living based on made up memories of ourselves. Like if you told me like that's literally not what happened, I'd believe you. So like if you've been telling yourself a story about your past life, mental health moment coming, tell yourself a different fucking your past life mental health moment coming. Yeah Tell yourself a different fucking story because you probably Aren't even remembering it right anyway. No, my friends will say things from high school and I'll be like, I don't know I wasn't there. It was you you made us do it. I'm like, I don't think so

Well, it's almost like when you're like was that a dream or was that real or did someone tell me that story about someone else? Yeah. No, everything's made up. We're starting fresh every day. No, time is a construct. It's just like all made up. You can literally do whatever you want. Something you guys have to watch.

I have something too. Ooh, tell me. Presumed Innocent on Apple TV, Jake Gyllenhaal. Is it good? Okay, I'm really offending the Swifties this episode, but I fucking love Jake Gyllenhaal. I also immediately turn into a movie critic. The acting in this show is so fucking good,

and I don't, I feel like I don't ever really pick up on that unless it's really bad or really, really believable. He is so good in it. The whole show is so good. I pride myself on being able to like predict things. I'm like, this is gonna happen, this is gonna happen. I really thought I had it. I fucking could not have been more off.

I binged it in a full day. Like I watched it all like Friday night and Saturday. Apple TV like puts out a lot fewer things. No, they put out one thing a fucking year. But it's fucking good, whatever they put out. But it's good. Ted Lasso is still in the top 10. I'm like, if this show's over, give us more content.

Apple's really lagging on the content. Yes, Severance is really good. Slow Horses is really good. But again, that was two years ago. You're right. Where's the next season? Here's the content. Yes, Severance is really good, Slow Horses is really good. But again, that was two years ago. You're right. Where's the next season? Like, I'm, here's the thing, it's 2024.

You're insatiable. If you're giving me the whole series, know that that's done that weekend. So I need you cranking content, I need Hollywood. Who are you yelling at right now? Hollywood. I need Hollywood to get it together. I need more shows. I need more episodes. I need Hollywood to get it together. I need more shows. I need more episodes.

I need it faster. I'm over here binging, you know? And like- I don't know where you find the time either. Cause your mother- No I find it. No I fucking find it. I finished Two Love Islands.

I finished- If she wanted to, she would. She would. It's funny now that I've gotten to the point in my life where my friends are like, no, Paige isn't going. Like, Paige is home. Isn't it so nice? Yeah, like, it's so great. I actually came to the realization, we've been like, joking about it,

but I always was really ashamed that I wasn't excited to go to parties or social gatherings. And I've like finally fully accepted that maybe I'm just weird and normal. Yeah. No, sometimes I get really nervous, which is also like, not completely wrong, where I'm like, do I just not get excited for things that other people get excited for? Like, is that something in myself that I'm like, oh my God, can't wait to go to this club. I'm like, no, I don't want to do that.

But I do think it is we are just getting, everything gets repetitive. Yeah, I also think just me saying I don't like going out doesn't mean you don't like doing anything. It means you like being in the like, your own home, your own space. Like I'll hang out with you if you come to my house and we ordered my favorite Chinese food

and we sit and watch my shows. Honestly amazing. No, amazing. Where the fuck do I sign? Something you have to watch that you'll love, it's about Rock Hudson. Have you heard Rock Hudson? Wait, yeah, who is that?

He's like the most gorgeous Hollywood actor. I mean, his name was Rock Hudson. In like the 50s? Yeah. Yeah. And is it on, I think it's on Max. Okay. And it's about how his whole life he was gay. Hollywood's like number one guy.

Yeah. Like every romance, I mean if you look at this guy, like I watched the whole thing and I'm like, I wanna fuck that man. Yeah. And how basically in Hollywood everyone knew he was gay. But it was so like they protected him because if it ever came out, he'd lose everything.

So like the makeup artist and the people on set, everyone knew. And he fucked like thousands of men. Like he had a guy, a guy they call and the guy would just send over like the hottest guy to hang out with him. So he lived this- Is he still alive? No, he died of AIDS. Did he ever come out? He had to come out when he got AIDS. Oh my god, how traumatic. And he's like, it was like 60 I think around 65 and he was like... It's on Netflix? It's on Max I think.

Okay. But it was just crazy to see back then this like double life that he lived but it's also like you think about so much of Hollywood was gay and they couldn't come out like the directors the agents they just loved Hollywood that makes me so sad for people it was sad but he also lived like an amazing life where he'd be like okay Orji and Santa Monica and then yeah and he just just had this close group around him. Orgy and Santa Monica sounds like a nightmare. Oh my God.

Sounds like you need a couple doctors and a few lawyers. I think I overbooked. But he was able to live his life to the fullest because he wanted that dream of being the leading man. Yeah. And it was very interesting, but he did. Yeah, he had a really good circle of people he trusted, who he like kept around him. And I really do that believe that the five people that you surround yourself with

like makes you who you are. No, but do you remember when you like would leave a friend group or like graduate somewhere and suddenly feel like a whole different person and be like, oh my God, like when I would just share my ideas and my personality with them, they were mirroring like the wrong shit to me. I had a psychic tell, say something to me. This is years ago, like when I first started going to a psychic and for whatever reason,

this like really stuck with me. And he said, it was actually like kind of sad. He didn't say like, he was like, I don't want to tell you that you're not gonna have a lot of friends, but I want you to know that not all the people you know right now or even friends that you're gonna make can come with you. And I, at the time, didn't get it. He was like, just know that when you lose a friend,

it's fine, let them go. They can't go with you on your journey. I have chills, and I might have sent you this in a meme you didn't read yet or watch. But, Snoop Dogg, you guys I just put you on one thread. Snoop Dogg talked about how like, you're, as you grow, you have to lose friends because that's assuming that they all are growing with you

and that's just not how life works. So like, as you grow, you have to keep people who are with you mentally, because if not, they will try to bring you down. Like they will, or they'll be jealousy, or like, in whatever you're chasing or growing, like your friends have to be with you. And I think-

On the same brain wave. Yeah, and I think also like, when you have secret haters around you, that energy seeps into your blood. It's scary. Secret haters is like a very scary... And here's the other thing, you can tell when your friend makes that switch because they could be like the most supportive, like they want you to do good, but they don't want you

to do better than them. And that goes for boyfriends too. You know, deep down, like if you were to leave a friend, how they would speak about you. Here's the thing. Here's how you can tell if you have a good friend or not. If something good happens to you, it's who you can tell good news to.

Yes, who you're not afraid. And in your head, you automatically know like, oh, I'm not telling that person. And like, it's like a six cent. I've been guilty before being like, oh, I'm not telling that person. And like it's like a six cent. I've been guilty before being like, oh, I'm afraid to maybe tell this person because of my past and being like worried. And then you tell them and they're like,

you can tell they're authentically happy for you. And you're like, oh my God, I was projecting. But there's also a difference of like, you I think suffer from, you don't wanna put anything in the atmosphere and have the atmosphere fuck it up. Do you know what I mean? Like in the universe.

So you keep things like a little closer because you're like, I don't even wanna say it because what if I jinx it? But that's not you not wanting to say. I've been told like, unless you sign a fucking contract, like I won't tell my mom things until like a contract is signed. That's insane.

Well, I don't want her to get all excited because you know like things don't happen. It's like, mom, I'm gonna, you know get all excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you know, like, things don't happen. Yeah. It's like, Mom, I'm going to, you know, like, do this thing. Yeah, I'm going to be the president. Yeah. I feel like at this point, we could freaking do it. We could freaking do it.

Do you see that guy in Turkey shooting team that just came in jeans and a t-shirt? And had his hand in his pocket. And everyone's, like, got the craziest gear on. He's like, can I turn this to the side? I was actually thinking about chapsticks recently. Have you ever finished a chapstick? Never. Because you lose it, right? Yeah.

Whoever actually finishes their chapstick without losing it should be the next president. Actually, one time in eighth grade, I finished a blistex. And I'll never forget it. Because it was the only time that's ever happened to me. Because I kept it in my desk. Oh my god, wait, I miss my desk. You missed your desk. My desk. It was probably disgusting. No, I literally, no.

But it was my desk. That's two types of girls. But you had to clean out your desk. I loved that day. My desk was always clean though. So like I never, like those kids that would like dump it and they'd have like the craziest shit coming out. I'm like, how do you, it's literally two feet? How are you even getting it in there?

Like I think it was a pencil. I'm like where the fuck what's in your desk? You know, it's funny is because I went to a private school on the weekends the public school kids would come into our school and take religious classes Oh, yeah, and fricking steal our stuff. So I could never keep my cool pens in like the front of my desk because they'd always get stolen. That's crazy because as a public school kid

my parents did drop me off at Sunday school because my parents want to get drunk at brunch. And I was like, mom, what is this religion you're throwing me to? How long was Sunday school? Like an hour? Like enough for them to like get drunk at brunch. So like two maybe three. Oh that's crazy. Anyway also um yeah watch Rock Hudson watch Sprint if you haven't it's good. Oh I haven't. It's really good

okay because they have Sha'Carri Richardson who's like that girl. Wait can we just talk about her for a quick second? Yeah, she's my everything. Her knowing that she's so much faster than everyone, first of all, gives me life. But second of all, her knowing that as she's running a race and then poses, like for the camera, because she knows she's so far ahead of everyone. Someone tried to do a study,

because apparently her knees stay high, like longer than other people. And they were like, they think that through physics, like she actually could like run on water because she keeps her leg, like she's so light on her toes when she runs, something crazy. But also part of me is like, So she's Jesus.

Yeah, she's Jesus. So back to Sunday's goal. No, but if you're like gonna win or lose a race by 0.2 seconds, my question is, are you afraid that your nails might slow you down in the air? Or their hair. Or the hair. Sometimes they have long hair. Some girls' hair is so long.

Yeah, that makes me, like I would shave my head. I shave my pussy, shave my head. Same for swimming. Swimming, they shave. I saw the girls in the swimming had a lot of nails too, and I'm like, is that illegal? Maybe that's helpful. Yeah, I'm like, is that illegal though?

You have fins. I'm like... I've seen a nail-like extension in's helpful. Yeah, I'm like, is that illegal though? You're just like- You have fins. I'm like, I've seen a Nail-Likes extension in my day. Yeah, very interesting. And then there's Noah Lyles, who he just want- Oh, I thought you were saying it's Noah Lyles. I was like, what the fuck is Noah Lyles? No, Noah Lyles. Noah Lyles here. Noah Lyles.

He just won the men's 100, so he's like an incredible character because he's actually like the sweetest nerdy cutest like guy Who's battled like depression and asthma? He's just like amazing he Basically like wants track to be popular so he like talk shit and like tries so hard to like be the drama But everyone's just like your sweetheart, and he'll be like yeah, I'ma the drama, but everyone's just like, you're a sweetheart. And he'll be like, yeah, I'ma beat these guys. And everyone's like, okay.

Did you see the swimmer that loves the chocolate muffins from the Olympic village? Oh, I saw that. All his TikToks are about the muffins. And it's just kind of hilarious. Anyway, I appreciate the Olympics. I do find it adds a little anxiety to my day. Just seeing people have their dreams accomplished

or completely ruined. Yeah. It doesn't do well for my mental health, I realized. So I have to turn it off after four hours. I also think it's so crazy because obviously the Olympics are run by men and it's a bunch of sports. And it's like, our world couldn't be more fucked up

and they're like, but guys, we're gonna play basketball. You know, like, it's such a dude mentality. It's like, okay, but we are gonna see who the fastest swimmer in the world is. No, it is guys, like a guy could cheat on his best friend's sister and they'll be like, but we have to ball tonight. Yeah, it's like, okay, but we're in a league.

Does that mean nothing to you? It's like, okay, but we're in a league. Does that mean nothing to you? It's like, okay, we signed up though. I love ending the podcast in such a dark place. It actually feels good. It feels right. We've been on a journey. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We announced our VoiceRest collection last week.

It sold out. I do kind of like having these limited edition like phrases that we love. So I saw one girl texted her friend and said that her vagina was on voice rest. And that couldn't be more giggly coated. That's the next shirt that's coming out. They go out on voice rest as well. That's amazing. So yeah, anything can be on voice rest if you say it is.

We have a couple tickets left on our tour, a couple shows. That's gearing up. My mom's like really nervous about our health. She's like, every day she's like, I need you to take your vitamins on tour. I need you to get your res. I'm like, oh my god. We will. We'll make sure we drink water.

Yeah. Biggest lie I ever told. Thanks, guys. Bye.