Giggly Squad - Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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I don't know why I did that so mean. You said you had an anecdote. An anecdote. I have a small little anecdote to tell the gigglers. This morning, I was in a bagel mood. Couple years ago, I heard Michael B. Jordan on a podcast or like in an interview and they were like, what's your bagel order?

And I never forgot it and I get it all the time. And your life changed forever. My life changed forever. I get, well, I don't know what kind of bagel he got. I think he actually did cinnamon raisin, but whatever, I do plain. I do plain bagel with cream cheese and jelly and bacon. Oh wow.

It's so good. You're a little freak. It's like sweet and savory. I love that. Well I love jelly. Yeah. Anything with jelly, I love it. Do you like jam?

Yeah. Are you sure? Do you like jam? Yeah. Are you sure? It's like the same thing. I don't know, I feel like jam's European. I feel like you're gonna be like a 13 year old boy and be like, what's the difference between jelly and jam? Let's fight about it for the next 30 minutes.

You guys, we did Fallon. No, what a week. Well, the week hasn't even started. Our book is out in two days, and we have to wake up early tomorrow for Good Morning America. Sorry, I have such a phobia of waking up early. It's like my biggest nightmare.

It's like we're really not waking up early. We're taking a nap and then waking up. 100%. Is how I look at it. And then going back to sleep right after. But I wanna walk the Gigglers through literally every moment of Fallon. Because it was so Giggly Squad coding.

There was so many things that happened. There were so many things that happened that I was like, this is so on brand. This is so Giggly. So first of all, I found an outfit, you found an outfit. Of course, we matched. We matched. We get there. Wait, before we even get there, can I tell you that I had an email come across my desk that said,

Hey Paige, would you like to have your car pick you up earlier? And would you like to get to set earlier so that you can watch Hannah's worm rehearsal? You know, and like from a corporate NBC email with the phrase like worm rehearsal, I was like, absolutely, please change my car. I would love to be there to watch her worm rehearsal. Wait, so we have to backtrack actually because it starts with a pre-interview.

Yeah. When an important producer gets on. Which we because it starts with a pre-interview. Yeah. When an important producer gets on. Which, we've had a lot of pre-interviews because we've done a lot of live morning shows. This particular pre-interview. I was nervous. You were nervous. I was nervous.

I could tell you were nervous and you are never nervous. So when I pick up that you're nervous, I get nervous. You would've carried me. Yeah, I get nervous. You had to carry me. I was like calm. Well, cause they're like, first of all, do you guys have any fun stories you wanna tell? When I say you're overthinking, we have a problem. We have a serious problem.

And I'm like, okay, calm down. So when I did the standup for Fallon, you send like the five minutes in a video or written form, they give you edits. You then have to practice it. Like it's a very detailed process. It takes like weeks. So she was on the phone.

She was just like, what story do you guys want to tell? And I was like, yeah, it has to be the best story ever. And then she was like, I was like, what if we do our psychic story? She's like, what is it? And I started saying it and I start like fucking it up because I was like nervous. Yeah, we weren't like doing it full out.

Yeah, I was like, you gotta be there. Like it's funny. Yeah, like it's funny. And then she sent like what she recommended we talk about and then I was texting you the night before. I was like, are we sure this is what we want? Yeah, you were like, I feel like what if we switch it to this or like I'm overthinking.

I was like, do you like this? Do we joke about our cat? And you were like, calm the fuck down, we're gonna be fine. And I was like, okay. I literally was so fine leading up to it, and honestly, it's because I had no stress about my outfit. No, you were so calm.

Eerily calm. Granted, we did take enough beta blockers that we could knock our head against the wall and feel nothing. I did, I took two. You took two. Yeah, I took two, which are 10 each, so I took 20. So I was in the green room, and your stylist knocks on the door

and just quietly hands me a blue pill. And I- Pink. Pink, sorry. We're not taking Viagra. We're doing a valid, I mean, come on. I'm kinky, but I'm not that crazy. One episode we just both take Viagra, see what happens.

Wait, it is funny that like in different situations, I've just handed random people a pill and been like, can you give this to Hannah? With no thought of like, I could be giving you anything. And that's showbiz. That's showbiz. I'm like, hey, can you knock on Hannah's dressing room, tell her to pop one of these this time?

You fully turned your stylist into a drug mule in NBC. Well, because I know the timing of when we need to take them. You know, I actually brought mine, but I felt like it was better, that we'd be more connected if I had yours. So I knock on Paige's door and I go, you want to practice?

And she's like, whatever, like I'm good. And I was like, okay, well, I need to practice. I want to make sure we're on the same page with our answers. And we were really nervous, but then we get an email also saying, do you guys wanna play charades with Patrick Schwarzenegger and Jon Hamm?

Now, Jon Hamm knows who you are. Okay. Let's spill the tea. Let's backtrack. Let's backtrack. I kept seeing like all these messages and like comments being like, I wonder if Paige and Jon Hamm

talked about Bravo. Jon Hamm and I are old friends. Go way back. We go so way back. We go way back to- Mad Men. We go way back to Vanity Fair. Paige was an assistant at Vanity Fair.

I would have crushed that role. You would have. No, we saw him at Vanity Fair party. We met him at Vanity Fair. And so we like got our Bravo gossip out then. So then seeing him at Jimmy Fallon, it was more like, oh my God, how are you? How are you?

How have you been? How are the kids? How are the kids? How have you been, John? I actually did watch his new show that he was there promoting. It was so good. That's very exciting.

It was interesting. You were talking about how he hasn't, he's so good. That's very exciting. It was interesting. He was talking about how he hasn't, he's doing SNL this weekend. Yeah. Or he did. Yeah, he did it. He did it and he said how he hadn't done SNL for 15 years. Oh wow.

And like, it's interesting just the career. Maybe there was a reason, but like- Wait, that doesn't seem- It's just the career of actors. Like you have to get like a certain role that you're promoting in a certain way to have that kind of press tour. Oh, I need to watch him on SNL. Because he is funny naturally.

He's a goofball. He's a performer. And then Patrick comes up to us. Now, let me just say, I think I was chill around him because I didn't see White Lotus. So he reminded me of my brother, same age, so cute. And I was like, hi. Yeah, he was such a boy.

You were like, I loved your work. Yeah, I was obsessed with you and White Lotus. You're phenomenal. This outfit is giving, it's giving trendy. It's giving nuances. And we were like, is this your first time? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, us too, we're so similar.

And then we were like, we're playing charades. And we looked at him, we're like, I don't know about you, but we're not fucking around tonight. And he kind of looked at us like, okay, calm down. And we're like, look. We were like, we're really competitive, ha ha. Not to be like Eminem, but we got one shot to not miss your chance to blow this opportunity

comes once in a lifetime. And then John said to us, John Ham. Johnny Boy. John said, said to us, John Ham. Johnny Boy. John said, just to let you know, Jimmy Fallon is very competitive. Like he likes to win these games. And so then in my head, I was like, okay, we have to win.

I'm not going on national television playing shirts. Oh, this is what my dad said to me after. He goes, Hey, Joe was just like, it was so good because you want to know what you're a gamer. I was like, am I? We're a baller. He's like, Aristotle.

You grew up gaming. Okay. Every year at Thanksgiving, we play family feud in the backyard. You're a gamer. You might not know that, but you grew up a gamer. So you're a competitive. We got less nervous because it stopped being like, oh my God, we're a gamer. You might not know that, but you grew up a gamer, so you're a competitive.

We got less nervous, because it stopped being like, oh my god, we're on Jimmy Fallon, we were just like, we have to win this game of straights. I literally felt like I was on game night with my friends. But then they were like, okay, Hannah, you and Paige count as one person. And I'm like, okay, so women count as half as people, cool. They didn't get that joke.

They didn't play that joke. No laugh, no laugh. I said, in this political climate, women don't count as one person? Okay, okay, here's another thing. I'm not get that joke. I didn't play that joke. No laugh, no laugh. I did. I said, in this political climate, women don't count as one person. Okay, okay, here's another thing. I'm not a whole person. When you're filming the show, everyone's mics are on. Everyone's mics are open.

So when you said that joke and I laughed. He was, I talked over him a little. Got it, sorry. There's like a fuzz on me and it's like ruining my whole day. Wait, I hate when that happens. Okay, keep going. Did you get it?

I think so. Because I'm going to be stressed. No, so he was like introducing the show and then I tried to sneak in my little one-liner. Didn't hit, but it's fine because later on I complimented Patrick's bell bottoms. So I got like my little line in. But the funniest part is I realized, I'm very competitive and I was gonna win, but then I realized I actually don't know

how to play charades. Yeah, I know, that was the best part. We're literally going. I was like, let's fucking go. What's the rules? You were like, we were about to walk out. You were like, I don't really actually know charades. I'm like, you'll catch on.

I didn't have a childhood. And then the woman started explaining it. I swear to God. You got more confused. I swear to God. You got more confused. I swear to God it was like one of those memes like where everything started, and you were nodding. And I was like, okay, at least she knows what's going on. Cause she was like, and the first one,

and then the second one, and I lost it. And I can't look at that important producer and be like, can you start over? You're like, sorry, what's the rules again? You won it for Bye Bye Bye and Kung Fu Panda. You've never once seen Kung Fu Panda. I've never seen Kung Fu Panda in my life. Something came over me and it was like our moment,

the words just came out of my mouth. I got like summoned by something. And then the Lasso thing, when I first saw Ted Lasso, I said, oh no, cause I was like, this is a hard one. What are we gonna do? And then obviously at the exact same time, me and you start doing a sexy last. We're just like, we've been cowgirls.

And then when in the time. We're adaptable. We are. If anything, we're adaptable. We're malleable, we deal with adversity. Put us in any situation. Because I was a little too calm around Patrick. Yeah. When we finally win the game, I go over to him

and he goes up for a high five and I go, get in here. And I give him like a bear hug and it's very obvious he started with a high five and I was like, no, no, no. And I could have picked him up in that moment. We're family now. We're family now. But then he's commenting on my Instagram being like, let's play charades in LA.

No, because we were weirdly good. And then he's commenting on my Instagram being like, let's play charades in LA. I was like. No, because we were weirdly good. We were all very in tune with each other. There was magical chemistry. We're forever connected. Yeah. I think he is also low key very funny too. Like his bit on the show, like making the protein shake,

like that was funny. Well, him saying that, I didn't know that with White Lotus, it was like a reality TV show where you can't tell people what happened. Like Mike White is like, you cannot tell anyone who died. Did you watch his interview? His fiance was like, who'd you, did you make out with anyone? And he was like, I can't tell you.

And she's like, are you sure who died? And he's like, I can't tell you anything. And she's like, you can't tell me who you hooked up with. And he's like, no. And then it aired and she's like, are you sure who died? And he's like, I can't tell you anything. And she's like, you can't tell me who you hooked up with? And he's like, no. And then it aired and she's like, your brother? I didn't see it yet. That must be so funny. I didn't see it yet.

To like watch it. But this is his first like breakout role. Yeah. No, we're very proud of him. We're very proud of our little Patty boy. We're big fans of him. And John's sick of us, seeing us everywhere. Yep, keeps running into us.

And Jimmy Fallon, I'm obsessed with him. And John's sick of us, seeing us everywhere. Yep, he keeps running into us. And Jimmy Fallon, I'm obsessed with him. Okay, so Jimmy will typically come back and say hi to everyone for a second before the show, but he knew that you guys went to the same college and he was extra excited to talk to us. He's a perfect example of when people are like, oh, don't meet your heroes. He's a perfect example of like,

he was exactly what you would expect and what you like want him to be and better. I have to say, there's nothing like riffing with a comedic celebrity you look up to. It's actually my like everything. Like I asked him and he's like, I was born in Brooklyn, and he was like, oh yeah, and I go, but pizza! And he starts going, yes pizza!

You guys were for five minutes. And we started just raving about acting like we're Italians. The amount of unsolicited dancing that goes on on that show that I wanted no part, I mean, I couldn't have stood there more. You were like- Page coded, I was like, oh my God, I can't. I looked at you, I said, bitch, don't embarrass me. Pretend you're excited to dance right now.

I'm like, I can't dance, I'll lose my mind. Jimmy loves music, loves dancing. Not to defend myself, because I haven't been looking at any comments, but the worm video has been going around. No, your worm was phenomenal. And- Do you think that that was your, like the worm is now officially retired?

So I just wanna say they brought it up to me. They said, Hannah, do you wanna do the worm? And I said, I thought you guys would never ask, obviously I wanna do the worm. They were like, do you wanna retire the worm? And I was like, honestly, maybe. Like my knees are hurting, my lower back hurts. And then I got off the call and I was like,

that's my baby. I can't say it's over and then lie to the people. Because I know it takes one girl. Oh, so it's not over. It takes one girl in the crowd going, Hannah do the worm. And I'm a people pleaser and I said, you know what? I'm doing it.

So no, the worm is not retired. I mean, maybe it'll evolve. But I think, am I like a worm comedian now? I just think like, if you were to retire it, what a place to retire in that. True, true. But then we, when I was walking on the stage, you have to like step up.

And Jimmy like put his hand out. And at first I went to like shake his hand, but then I realized like, oh maybe he's like lifting me up. And we had this very awkward hand moment. And I thought he wasn't gonna bring it up, but then he immediately was like, what the fuck was that? He's like, are you okay? And I was like, no, I'm not okay.

And we just like rolled with it. My question is, do you think our psychic from Salem saw that episode? I think that she, we love her. Love. We're obsessed with her. And I think she realizes that we've been able to monetize her work.

And that's what she wanted for us. And one thing she did say about us is that our careers will flourish, but we are very mentally ill. Yeah. I'm drinking a fruit punch right now. Things have gone awry. We haven't even started our press week for the book and we're exhausted.

No, I'm exhausted. I was also in California for two days, which is not recommended. No, Friday? Not even for Coachella. No. Well, I would never. Have you been looking at Coachella content? Anyone who has FOMO, like who isn't at Coachella,

who's having FOMO, I don't relate to you in any capacity whatsoever. I don't relate to you. Mind you, the people there, I don't relate to them either, but like I feel like in an even bigger capacity. But there's nothing about Coachella, there's not one single thing that I would be like, that seems nice. You also see A-list celebrities jammed like sardines

trying to watch something, and I'm like, if they're having that experience, imagine what a regular human's going through right now. No, no. And I just, I think Lady Gaga gave a great performance. I was looking at videos from that and it looked cool, but I'll catch her when she's in New York. I'll catch her on looked cool. But like, I'll catch her when she's in New York. I'll catch her on the flip side.

Yeah, I'll catch her when she's at a venue. There's something about being in a place where I can't find the bathroom, don't know where water is, don't know where food is, don't know where my friends are, don't know where my phone is, that's my worst nightmare. Here's the other thing, but these festivals, like if I can't leave, like if I can't be like,

okay, I'm calling an Uber and it'd be there in like a reasonable amount of minutes and I get the fuck out of there. I'm not going. And then people are like, it's fine, you're on drugs. And I go, an even bigger reason why I need to be able to call an Uber. And then I wasn't, I didn't know that people like legit camp. Oh, I didn't know that.

So I'm on TikTok where it's like, it people like legit camp. Oh, I didn't know that. So I'm on TikTok where it's like, it's like not influencers. It's like real people going to Coachella to like enjoy it. Like what the actual festival is and their camping. And I'm so like, but how are you locking it? Like, how are you leaving?

What are you leaving in there? And like you're trusting all these people. It's just, I can't. This is like actually what healthy people do. I feel like it's a sense of community. I don't wanna. That we don't understand. I don't need a.

I mean we have a giggly squad. We don't need anything else. Yeah, I don't need a. We have the gigglers, why would we need to go dehydrated and black out on an island? And the outfits, I'm just like, I don't. That's weird. I wouldn't even know what to bring.

So everyone's just wearing a really thick belt or two, putting on their pussy. Everyone's wearing 8,000 belts, calling it a skirt, putting cowboy boots on, and then like a top. A halter. Yeah. And I'm like, cool, Leah, if you like it, I love it. But they're not outfits, it's like, okay.

And then some people, I can tell, are fucking sweating. Like they're committing to like a fur or something and not worth it. If I'd need my Stan, I'd need so many things to even make it to like 2 p.m. Like I'd need my Stanley, you know, like anything. Also, I make fun of you for not like being that into music, but let's be honest, we're similar.

Me and you like rap and hip hop and top 40. Yeah, we love the top 40. I looked at the Coachella lineup, I know three people. Yeah, we love the top jams. And I'm not going to Coachella to see Lady Gaga for 30 minutes, you know what I mean? No. Like, and yeah, it's nice to see women in the arts,

which I support. Yeah, I support her. But like, again, you're like, I don't know, also strangers. And I feel like Gen Z like just learned about Lady Gaga. Like I don't. Oh yeah, they're excited. It's a new thing for them. Yeah.

Yeah, Alex Earl was talking about how she was dancing and some girl behind, woman behind her was like, there's other people here. Like people are getting into altercations. I'll go on the subway if I want that to happen to me. And I think I'm past the age where like I'm sharing. I was just gonna say I'm past the age where I'm sharing a house with people.

But truly, like I'm past the age. You heard it here first. I'm past the age. I can't do it. I keep getting Tic Tacs of like girls getting ready together in the morning and I'm just like, you just met them though, they're gonna steal your shit. I'm literally watching Coachella TikTok as a mom. I'm like, are you locking any of that off?

Where's my Charlotte Tilbury blush? I'm like, do you have a buddy? Because no, I can't do it. I am starting to be like, are you guys hydrating though? Yeah. Yeah, make sure you're drinking water. This segment is sponsored by Banana Republic and A-Cast Creative.

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We're not going to the same place. We're not going to the same event right now. What are you wearing from Banana Republic? Okay, this is, I love like an off white, like ivory little summer dress. So this is adorable and it has like ruching and it's just like cute for so many different events. I like buying things that I immediately in my head,

I'm like, okay, I could wear this three different places. You know? And you could dress it up or down. And what are you wearing, Hannah? I always need a nice, crisp white button down. You wear a lot of white button ups. But I have these gorgeous blue jeans and I love the cut. You know, I'm very picky with my jeans.

I know. And also cause I have a big butt, it's hard to find a jean that fits, but not to brag. No, they look amazing on you. Oh my God, wait, no, those are really like, look so good on you. Okay. It's so high quality, the fabric, the jeans are so soft.

It's April. So obviously I'm thinking about my summertime Italy trip with my family. Yes. And I start my outfits. Let's be honest, you've been talking about since the fall. Since I was on the plane home last year, I was like, what are my outfits for next summer?

I could see you wearing this. And I've already started mentally preparing, mentally prepping. And this dress, she's daytime shopping, but maybe she's nighttime dinnering. So you need things that are flexible that you could pick up and wear multiple times. And I am gonna be in the Hamptons this summer.

So the linen collection is so chic, rich. It's so Hannah. You know what else Banana Republic is really good at? If you have a special occasion, like, okay, I have to go to something for my high school and I have to go to a luncheon, I need like a nice dress, like something that says I'm proper, but also fashionable.

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Okay I came across this Instagram of a very famous person who I like love and I don't know why I've just like never looked at her Instagram page in the way that I should have. Camila Cabello. Oh, have you ever looked at her Instagram just like the aesthetic that she gives? Wait, this is the singer. Yes. Oh yeah, she goes off. Like she's in the aesthetic. Do me a favor. Go on your phone right now, go on Instagram. Is she still blonde? I feel like once she went, oh nevermind. Go to her Instagram right now. Okay.

I love when you tell me what to do. Tell me this is not an exact replica of if you and I had a baby. Oh my God. Like is that not our child? Wait, it is. Why did we birth Camila Cabello? And like, obviously she'd be a phenomenal singer,

she gets that from you. You know? Not from me. She loves a mini skirt, she gets that from me. She loves wearing it with a tie, she gets that from you. Also petite, but big butt. She's tiny, but she's quirky. Pulls out of a bang, but is also outgoing.

Yeah. Is also outgoing. Kind of strangers, but also looks like she's an introvert extrovert. Yeah. Wait, that's so funny. I just feel like she's our love child. I see that, I see that.

Right? I love that. Yeah. Our daughter. I just thought I needed to tell you that. Wait, one other thing about Fallon. When you got home that night, did you watch it on TV? It was funny because I got home and I laid down and I ordered Chinese food and I was just eating Chinese food in silence.

And Des was looking at me and he's like, back in my day when I used to do a big performance, we used to be out partying, I would have been with the celebs on the show, we would have been at a club right now, look at you, look at you. I said, I'm a tired married woman. No, after my dad was like, come on, let's go out to dinner,

I was like, come on, do we have to? I was like, Paige is probably with her family, but I was like, I'm lying down. My thing is I put 110% into my art. No, that's the thing. Okay, the next day, I was so exhausted, but I was like, why am I so tired? Because we put it all.

It's the adrenaline and being that peppy and on is actually so mentally draining. It's mentally draining to know, we knew so many eyes were gonna watch it. And honestly, the day before, I started to lose my appetite a little that's what I know. I'm nervous Yeah, I never lose my appetite. I never do but yeah, I just um laid down after and That's my life. Like yeah, I enjoy the highs and then I want to enjoy the lows

I also realize why you love your Stanley so much why Why? Because it makes you feel tiny, because it's so big. It does make me feel strong. Here's another thing I just want to say. We're on morning TV all week. Late night was perfect for us. Late night was more speed. That was where we thrived. Like I actually get more nervous for morning TV

because I'm like, okay. I can't form a sentence. Can't say a bad word. I can't form a sentence. Can't say a bad word. I can't fully, I'm not fully awake till 5 p.m. and then I'll eat a big meal and then get sleepy again and then I'm like fully awake at nine. No, I actually loved the work day in which Jimmy Fallon was.

It was like you got there at like three, no, what time we get there? We got there at like four, little rehearsal, whatever. We're on at like five, you're done by six. See ya, see ya. Peace out, see ya. And we did a podcast with Chelsea Handler earlier. Oh yeah, we did earlier in the day.

So, we're working women. Chelsea Handler's like my, I'm like obsessed with her in a creepy way. Did it come off, did I come off creepy? No. Okay, good. It did come off though that you really admire her. Like, I was like. creepy? No. Okay good. It did come off though that you really admire her. I was like...

No, in a very sweet way. But this is my question. You know who you want to give people their flowers? Yeah. But then you give them their flowers too much and they don't see you, they see you as like a fan. Yeah, you're like I'm not trying to be inauthentic. I truly do think like, I'm fancy about it. But I think that and she's also like really nice to me. Yeah, she's really nice. She's really nice. But like as in, she's now at the point of our relationship

where she's shitting on me, which is like, that was my goal. Like for Chelsea Hammer to roast me. Not that I'm surprised she's as nice as she is, but I am surprised for like how big, how famous she is, how big she is, how like she is, how truly normal she is. Like when we were talking to her, it really was just like...

They're just really welcoming, like her generation. They're very like, this is fun. What are the kids up to? What are the kids? I hope you guys make it. I hope you guys make it. I'm gonna leave, but you guys got it. Chelsea's books were the only books I read.

So that's why when they asked us to write a book, I'm gonna leave, but you guys do gotta. Chelsea's books were like the only books I read. Yeah. So that's why when they asked us to write a book, I was like, I wanna make it like me giggling, reading Chelsea Handler. That's what I want the gigglers to feel. No, I remember when that show came on E. Oh my God. When Chelsea Lately was like first premiered on E.

Oh my God. It was like no one. Religion. Yeah. And then when she would just like shit on the guests, it was so funny. It was like no one religion. Yeah. And then when she would just like shit on the guests, it was so funny. It was so good. And we got her to give a quote in the back of our book

saying, I think I met them once, Chelsea Handler. So you guys live your, chase your dreams. Live your life, chase your dreams. Live your truth. Live your truth. And live in your truth. No, we've had a great week. Mental health moment.

Okay. Have you heard of the burnt toast theory? The burnt toast theory, the burnt toast theory. It's on TikTok. Ooh, I like how you're trying to figure it out. I feel like I have heard of it, but I don't know what it is. It's not the let them theory.

The burnt toast theory is like when something inconvenient happens in your life, like you burn your toast and you're like, fuck, and then you have to like put. Throw it out. Yeah, and you're so annoyed by it, or little things like, yeah, you break something, you drop something, or you forget something. The burnt toast theory is that that happened to you

for a reason, because the universe needed you to like not move forward in that moment. Like, this is like a little aggressive, but like maybe it's protecting you from like getting hit by a car. Got it. That's like an extreme example, but like maybe it's protecting you from like getting hit by a car. Got it. That's like an extreme example, but like there's other examples,

but basically how the overall message is like when little bad annoying things happen to you, trust that like the universe is actually guiding you. Actually, just go with the narrative. Let the toast get burnt. Like when you're in a rush and like your dress gets caught on like the door handle and you're like today of all days. Yes, and how it's like, no, maybe this is your timing.

Okay, I like that, I like that. And I also learned that my cortisol levels are really high. Are you on cortisol TikTok? Yeah. Okay, same. So apparently I'm supposed to slow down with everything I do. Good luck.

And I'm very quick. Like when I'm trying to slow down with everything I do. And I'm very quick. When I'm trying to make cereal, you'd think I was at a bar at closing time trying to rush and get everyone's order out. Here's how I know we work a lot. And it's, like when I say around other adults, more adult-ier adults than me,

like okay, and in May I'm gonna really take some time off and they laugh and say like, yeah, are. Yeah. It actually makes me feel like an adult. I'm like they think I'm a workaholic in my lifetimes and I think this would be my persona. You went from people being like Paige never works to like Paige has a problem. Paige has a problem. We have to have an intervention. No my parents are like but are you stopping and enjoying? I'm like, who has the time to stop and enjoy? I stop and enjoy.

This is a fucking vacation. Yeah, I wish I could stop and enjoy. Let me ask you guys something. Are you stopping and enjoying? Good. Hope you are, because I'm certainly not. The problem is whenever I stop to try to process something, I get upset.

No. I'm just saying. Last time I tried to stop, take January off, I got officerated. Everyone was like, get your ass back in the house, you literal whore. I was like, okay. Okay, sorry, try to have a nice time.

They were like, no, that's for men. Stopping and enjoying is for men. Get back to work, bitch. Jesus. No, but you have been, this is the thing, you like glam, and that's why I think you're kind of thriving right now. Here's the thing, I'm obsessed with glam. So no, actually I had like a sad thought the other day because like.

Emotional roller coaster. I had a sad thought the other day because I was like looking around at my glam team and This is emotional roller coaster. I had that thought the other day because I was looking around at my glam team and I was like, oh my God, these are my best friends. Truly these have become my best friends. And then I had a thought where I was like, well, I pay them to be here. Do they feel bad about me? Okay, I was thinking about it.

Obviously if I get married and have a bachelorette party, Taylor's coming to my bachelorette party. Not as my makeup artist, but as my friend. But also like, but if she brings her makeup, I'm not gonna say no to it. But I'm like, oh, but also I pay her, but I think she really does like me. We did have a point where a couple weeks ago, someone was gifted our book to do a review,

and they were telling us all these compliments and they were like, we love the book. And for a second I was like, wait, this is huge. Cause no one besides our family or people we pay have read the book and told us what they really think. So it was a beautiful moment. Absolutely. But this is the thing, you've been getting glam

literally every day and you're really, you love it. I love it. There's an emotional toll to glam. Cause like it's not like when I was playing sports, you just show up and try to perform. Glam means you need to hope that your swollen face looks good or like everyone's disappointed. More often than not, I'm in glam longer than whatever I'm getting ready for.

There are rare cases where I've gone to the actual thing and it's taken longer than glam. You take photos or you do like a quick TikTok. Actually, someone came in, I was doing glam and someone was like, oh, you don't play music during glam? And I was like, oh my God, no, I never play music during glam because we're gossiping. I'm chatting. Also during glam, it's like my one time to have silence when we're not chatting. Like I don't need, the parties will start, but glam is like the quiet.

I've heard there are some celebs that meditate during glam. I heard there's some celebs that like fully sleep during glam. Me and Taylor could never. No. We could literally never. No. I also like hearing them gossip.

Yeah. Because I like feeling. I like local gossip that I'm not involved in. Local gossip. Local gossip. That you're adjacent to. I'm adjacent to like I know the names, but they know I can't tell anyone. You know the names, you know the player.

But like, yeah. And makeup artists. You know the names, you know the player, but yeah. And makeup artists. Here's the other, wait. The best. Here's the other thing about working so much. When there is local gossip that you're adjacent to, people are more apt to tell you because I've had so many people be like,

don't tell anyone and then be like, who are you gonna tell? And I have become that friend where it's like, who is Paige even gonna tell? Paige is locked up working. She doesn't talk to anyone. She's not gonna tell? And I have become that friend where it's like, who is Paige even gonna tell? Paige is locked up working. She doesn't talk to anyone. She's not gonna tell anyone, let's spill our guts to her.

Oh my God, I have a crazy story. Speaking of local gossip. So I had to, next day out of Jimmy Fallon, I had to get on a, wake up at 5 a.m., fly to San Francisco, do a casino show. Next morning, jump on a flight at like 8 a.m., fly to San Francisco, do a casino show. Next morning, jump on a flight at like 8 a.m. You're a workaholic. Get on the flight, and my seat,

there's a woman and then there's my seat, and in my seat is like her bag and her hat. And I was like, must be like some confusion. I was like, hey, sorry, that's where I'm sitting. She looks up and I can really tell her eyes are kinda off. And she up and I can really tell her eyes are kind of off. And she goes, I know who you are! And starts pointing at me and I go, what's happening?

You're like, you're drunk. And I'm telling you, this is 8 a.m. So she's blackout. Blackout. And pointing at me and like. How old? 47, she told me. Okay.

So I'm immediately like, this is the worst day of my life. Like this is actually my nightmare. This happens to you a lot more than the average person. No, you get sat next to a crazy a lot more than the average person. So I sit down and she's having like the time of her life. Like she's putting her hat on me. She's asking me for summer house tea. She's punching me, joking.

And at first I was like, is she gonna get kicked off the flight? This is bad. She's like, I'm holding her drink because she keeps almost knocking it over and I'm like, I can't have her knock her drink on my, I can't do that. But then she starts talking about like,

her ex-husband who she hates. And I was at first annoyed and then I was like, why do you hate him? See, this is why. I feel bad for girls and then I don't. If we're gonna be here for an hour and a half, I'm gonna make the most of it. I said, what did he do to you?

You're like, look, I need to know everything there is to know about Alan and. What did he do to you? When I tell you 20 minutes in, she's crying, I'm holding her hand, I'm saying you're so fucking strong. I said, fuck that dude, I fucking hate him, he doesn't fucking deserve you. People are looking over, me and her are the two drunk ones,

now we're together. No. Then she does the showing me everything in her camera roll. Yeah, every photo she's ever taken. So she's showing me her kids and then. Her kids' kids. The kids' kids, then she was renovating her kitchen and I was thinking of renovating my kitchen.

So I was like, how did you choose that tile? Go back to that one, go back to that one. I said, how did you choose that tile? And she was getting into it, but then she recently got married. You're like, was that laminated? Right? Right?

Right? Right? But then she keeps forgetting that she's telling me stuff. Of course. So we went through a couple stories one at a time. One of the most aggravating thing when dealing with a drunk person

is that they already told you that information. So she's like, like kinda showing you my kids and I was like, baby, you just did. But then she also was scared of flying, like she never flies. And she was like, you must be used to this stuff because you guys fly all the time. I can't wait for you to play a drunk person in a movie

because it's gonna be so fucking funny because you're so good at it. And then she goes, you fly all the time, I never fly. So like, you know what you're doing, but I don't. And then I could see her breathing really heavy, and suddenly I'm fully committed. I was like, breathe in, breathe out. We're doing meditate, we're meditating.

No, we should have just given her a beta. I should have. She's putting her hat on me. It got crazy. And then she's like, can I have your number? And you know, I was like, yeah, you're not gonna remember that I gave you my number. Did you get it?

Yeah. Just kidding. No, I've been in, okay, wait, I've been in so many situations where I'm like, I can't get out of this and they're asking for my number and you just give it. Do you know that Paris Hilton, like she said, when she did that documentary, what was it?

I like, I forgot. Oh yeah. But one of the things she said was that she has two phones for that exact reason because she's so nice. She never wanted to be like mean to someone and be like, oh no, this is like the wrong number. So she has a phone where she sends all those people that number. We're in the middle of the flight. I'm gonna start like the wrong number. So she has a phone where she sends all those people that number.

We're in the middle of the flight. I'm gonna start giving people your number. I give her my number and then she goes, okay, for all my best friends, I put an emoji next to their name and she goes, I love you and I said, I love you too. And she goes, no, you're a good person. And I said, I know.

And she's like, I'm gonna put emoji for you. And she picked a dolphin and then a green emoji. And I was like, okay, interesting. And she's like, this is you. She texts me, but it doesn't go through. And I'm like, we're in the air. Like it doesn't go through. Where are you at this point?

Like you gotta be over Chicago at this point now. We were going just from, we were going from Sacramento to LA. Oh, this isn't like New York to San Francisco. And then she's like, Hannah, I wanna go to your show tonight. And I was like, you're not gonna make it to the show, babe. And she's like, no, I want to. And then.

And then. It almost says it this way. And then she, we like, she doesn't fly a lot. So we're in, we park the plane and she's like, what do we do? And I was like wait for the person in front go go go and then you're like hurry up So you're saying But she was like, oh, it's so fun by the But she was like, honestly so fun. By the end I was like, yeah, I bug with you.

So then we're like literally skipping down, like going out. And she looks at me and I say, okay, like I have to, I have to leave. This went to the curb of the airport. You know, right when we get off the plane, go I have to leave. And she looks at me and she suddenly gets mad. Yeah. And she goes. Went to the curb of the airport. You know, right when we get off the plane,

go I have to leave, and she looks at me and she suddenly gets mad. Yeah. And she goes. Sounds like drunk people too. She goes, I'm never gonna see you again, am I? You're like, God willing. I go, maybe, I don't know.

And she's like, I'm not gonna see you again, Emma. And I was like, bam, I love you. I love you. I love you. And I hug her. And then I go, I have to leave, I have to go pee. And she goes, so do I. I go, no.

So I get her to the bathroom and then I was like, I have to go. So I left. And I hope she's doing well. Wow, what was her name? It's not important. I think it was Caitlin. Okay.

I think it was Caitlin, but like, I hope she had a great weekend, I hope she had a great time. I hope she got, was she flying home or flying to somewhere? She was flying to LA to like, kind of party. She basically, not to give all her old story, but she was a single mom and raised two boys

and the ex was abusive and that's why she's really strong. And she did it, she raised the kids for 18 years and they finally are in college and now she's finally like empty nest and she's living for herself now. Wait, I'm so excited for her. I know, so am I. She's a giggler.

She's a giggler, She's a giggler. Yeah, she also was like, wait, you don't sign private? She goes, I also called you poor. Yeah, she goes, I thought you guys had a big tour. She's like, for a workaholic. Seems like you're really slumming it here on Delta. She literally was like, where's Paige? And I was like, Paige's at home.

You're like on a private plane somewhere. Not dealing with this. Paige flies private, I don't. I try to save money. So anyway, that was my flying experience. Wait, I'm obsessed. But everyone's been caught, you know, where you're like, I can't get out of here.

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The home of possibilities made easy. So I'm watching the White Lotus, but I'm not caught up yet. I'm starting season two. I'm in the middle of season two. Okay, you're in the middle of season two. You like Theo James, right? I would die for him. I think his American accent's weird.

Okay. He's British. Yeah. And he's like, trying to speak American. He speaks like this. Yeah, but I kinda like it. I'm obsessed with him. To each his own. Truly though, like once it hits May,

I'm absolutely fucking off. Like I'm not- May, June, oh no. May, I might have some stuff, but June, July, August, I'm off. Okay, I'm gonna start the birth control, literally like April 29th, so I can like freeze my eggs right in the beginning of May.

You have to be like relaxed. I know. Right? Well, I think that's why I stopped getting my period in January because I was so fucking stressed out. January, February, March. 2012, 2013, 2014. Ah! No, the things men can do to you,

you're just like, and now I don't have my period. Now I'm not a woman anymore. I hope you're fucking happy. So I have to, no, and I really didn't want to have to do the birth control, but I waited as long as I could to see if I could get it back. Also, apparently birth control can help with UTIs. Okay, well. Like helping with your,

I don't know, I might be making that up. I've ordered literally everything. The gigglers have been messaging me for 17 days about our vaginas. The Gigglers are our doctors. They are, they, well, I have to call the doctor back. I. She's a Giggler?

No, well, it was a man. Oh no! I don't know his sexual orientation, but I'm gonna lean toward homosexual. Well, he better be. So I'm on the phone with the doctor and I'm like, hey, I had a UTI last week, they gave me pills, it came back like stronger than ever,

she gave me different pills and I still just like don't feel completely right. It came back with a vengeance. It came back with a full vengeance and I like don't feel completely right. It came back with a vengeance. It came back with a full vengeance. And I still don't feel completely right. And he was like, OK, I would hate to have to give you a third antibiotic. But if by tomorrow the pills really haven't kicked in, come back in. We'll do another test.

We'll see what's going on. Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, OK, like I just sounded defeated on the phone. And then he was like, and I just want to let you know, I am a giggler. I was like, oh my God, if you are in the healthcare medical field, start out with that. Start out with that you're a giggler because then we can be open and honest.

Local gossip. Local meaning my specific vagina, okay? I wouldn't have used so many like, oh and thank you so much and I will call. Like you know I would have been like, okay it's burning, it's really bad. I love when people at the end say they're gigglers. Like I had went to Pilates class last week

and she was such a cool instructor and I was you know being friendly and at the very end she's like, by the way, I'm a giggler, I'm like, why didn't you fucking tell me? Because then we could have been riffing. I was being polite and kind of shy. One back to Jimmy Fallon, we didn't talk about the green room and backstage

how Giggly Squad coded it was. Now, mind you, John Hamm and Patrick Schwarzenegger are there, two iconic people at this time and in their field and in their industry. Their hair and makeup wanted nothing to do with them. They were gigglers. Well, men don't need hair and makeup. And the girls, they came to us.

Like, I just loved that part. No, their publicists came to us too. And also- Any woman that was there, we were hanging. Was a giggler. I did get a spray tan once, like I went into a place, and like mid spray tan, she was like in between my butthole,

and she was like, by the way, like I really like your show. She was like, can you turn your knee, actually? That's like when your vag opens up. She's like, actually I am a giggler. Oh God. I forget who told me, was it Josephine? It was someone who was surprised

that I don't bite my nails. Josephine. It was Josephine. Loki's so insulting and Loki's so page coded of her to say. Every now and then she literally reads me to filth. Josephine is Paige's assistant and head producer. Let me give you the lore on Josephine.

Josephine was my very first assistant years ago. She was my assistant for less than a year. She ended up getting a job. You're very loyal like that. You like people from day one. Day one. Day one only. She was my first assistant ever

and she left me within like seven or eight months of working for me because she got like her dream job at Conde Nast. Oh, and she got a real job. Yeah, at Conde Nast. And I was like, go and flourish and live your truth. She bounced around to a couple of jobs. And then last year she messaged me and was like,

I want to come back. And I actually was like, I could bring you on full time. Here's the thing about Josephine. Are we doing hard work day to day? No. Does Josephine really need to use her brain at full capacity to do what we do? Also, no.

Josephine is there for full vibes. But is also Josephine Daphne's handler 24-7. Correct. Does Josephine know what's going on half the time? Josephine has the energy of cotton candy. She's light, she's happy. You're only around it when it's time to have fun. Here's the thing why I need her at my apartment

every single day, morning till night. She changes my brain perspective. If I was with someone who was too similar to me and like a little bit negative. You're talking about me right now? No, no, no. No, that's why we work too because you're not negative. You're not really pessimistic.

I can really get down there. You know, like when me and Sierra are together longer than two days, it's bad. It is real bad. I'm like, and fuck them. And that's why the three of us, we keep it light. It's because we keep it light. Josephine brings so much light and positivity to my life.

It's perfect. But I love that I'm rubbing off on her a little bit, like, because that's snarky. This is why it hurts, because Josephine will never mean anything mean. Never. So she's literally compounded me, and she goes, your nails look so good,

I would have thought that you were a nail biter. And I'm looking at her, she's looking at me. I'm looking at her, and I go, that is so fucking valid, because I actually so would look like I'm one of those people, but not to brag. You're not. Well actually I said, that's for amateur hour. My issues are so much deeper and more complicated

than nail biting. Nail biting is literally basic. A basic thing. I don't nail bite. It's so funny because when she said that, I thought, oh my god, she gives exact nail biting energy and I've never thought that. I thought you look at my nails and they're just like to the bottom,

like there's no nail left. No, I don't bite my nails, but I do other things that are way worse and harmful to myself. But I self sabotage in different ways. Sorry, I'm a creative. Sorry, I'm a creative. So shout out to Josephine.

Oh yeah, I also, I had a college memory I wanted to bring up. Oh. I feel like you don't have memories from college. I don't have memories. I actually, no, I'm not gonna lie. I was laying in bed the other night and I was trying to think of like something

from my childhood and I was just like, I can't think of it. And then I was like, can I think of anything? Like, I truly can't remember a damn thing. Sometimes people, like, I saw this thing on TikTok and it was like, when's the last time you were really happy? I was like, okay, that's too deep and I know it's been a while. But like, but then I was trying to think of things

from my 20s and I was like, and how did I feel then? I was like, I don't know. I couldn't think of anything. It is crazy though, you really do change. I know that people say they don't change, but I used to only wear gold jewelry, now I only wear silver. That's a huge change.

Women can change, men can't. You're so right. Also, I feel like my style changes every year. I'll see stuff I wore the previous season and I'm like, I wouldn't be caught dead in that. Absolutely. So I'm evolving. But in college, I had a triggering memory.

I was talking to a hockey guy, which never went well. And he was trying to be funny and called me a nickname. And it was the worst nickname ever. I feel like you got bullied so much in college, but you didn't actually notice it till you were out of college. So we were freshmen, me and this guy. Yeah, they called me Big Thighs McGee.

I'm like, what? It's just so weird. Oh my God, that's mean. This is worse, this is worse. He calls me this name, and then all the hockey guys latch onto it, so whenever I walk in the bar, they would yell it. What was it?

They called me Burn Dog. Okay, they would yell it. What was it? They called me burn dog. Okay, they thought you were a lesbian. Yeah. No, that's so bad. Burn dog. Burn dog. You wanna know what? I mean, I'm not defending them. It does roll off the tongue.

It's an easy burn dog. I know. It's an easy thing to say. And you know what? It was fun, but I was at the height of exploring my sexuality in college and it wasn't the tone I wanted to give. If my teammates called me burn dog, I'd be like,

yes, we're friends, but for a hot guy to be like, burn dog, I could dry up hearing that. Do you know that I've never really had a nickname? Well, whenever we play sports, I turn into into a JV angry JV coach and I go Dissorbo! Yeah you do. Dissorbo what are you doing? You're the only one that's ever called me by my last name because I've never played a sport. And then people call you P. Yeah some people call me P. But that's like that's just my initial. Yeah. There's no like. Well and then when you get drunk, people call you Pam. Yeah, but that hasn't happened in a while. Oh, is that not a thing anymore?

Getting drunk, not really. When is the last time I was drunk? When was the last time I was drunk? When is the last time you were drunk? I know the last time I was drunk, I think it was like New Year's Eve. Well, I actually know that for a fact because I died and had to get an IV.

You just died, went to heaven, came back. Went to heaven, saw my grandma, came back. Said, I love you, Grammy. Hi to Hannah's dead grandpa. Did you tell my miss to Anna? Did you say Anna doesn't shut up about you all the time? When are we getting the pet psychic on the pod? Grace, you have literally one job to find the pet psychic.

All I'm doing, Mae, is fucking off, freezing my eggs. And going to pet psychic eggs. Yeah. I wonder how Daphne feels about me freezing my eggs. That's one thing I wanna ask the pet psychic. Should we freeze Daphne's eggs? She doesn't have any, she's fixed. She's fixed.

How's she doing? I mean, she's gorgeous as ever, just like living her life. Wait, I'm obsessed with making people's animals into AI. Humans. Just so you guys can understand from my perspective, I woke up at 5 a.m., 6 a.m. in California, my phone is blowing up from page to sore bone. I said something bad must have happened.

Something bad must have happened. Everyone send pictures of your pets. She's sending me, she's obsessed with chat GBT and AI. She thinks it's the greatest thing ever. She wants to replace all humans with it. No, I'm obsessed. We're gonna put it's the greatest thing ever. She wants to replace all humans with it. No, I'm obsessed. And we're gonna put it in the newsletter, what Chad G.B. Tate said are human versions of our cats are. She sends me this like beautiful girl and she goes,

this is Daphne as a human. And I was like, it's 6 a.m. And she goes, send me a picture of Butter now. And I was like, okay, I want to be so bossy. And then it looked exactly what we thought Butter would look like as a human. And I sent it into AI and I said, this is my best friend's cat.

She runs away a lot and she doesn't let anyone pet her. She's from Queens. Do you feel closer to AI than most people? I do. Yeah, like I feel closer to AI than you, I think that you do. I talk to my job all day. I don't trust AI, it's like Bluetooth, I don't trust it, I don't like it.

And it's not good at comedy, so it doesn't help me. How do you know it's not good at comedy? Because I said right at Hannah Berner's neck is our, and it didn't do a good job. Wait one sec. To end the pod, in celebration of our book, I want us to read the back of the book. Oh yeah, because no one's seen it.

No one's seen it. And you guys are gonna get it delivered on Tuesday. But we want it, the back is, it's called The Blurb. We didn't know what that was. But we got some quotes. So if you guys wanna know, the reviews are in and this is what people said. Do you wanna to start? I'll start. Our first quote, this book feels like Hannah and Paige's friendship, honest, hectic, and always hilarious. Said by

Amy Poehler, actor and producer. Next. My sister isn't that funny, Gary DeSorbo, Paige's brother. this is going to be the greatest book ever Instagram psychic yeah Daphne pages cat we have a lot of notes the publishing company I like them on Bravo but I didn't know they have a podcast. Bravo fan. Can we hire HR, Grace, our CEO? No comment from Butter. I wrote this book, Lenore Burner, Hannah's mom. I think I met them once, Chelsea Hand, their comedian, TV host,

and six time New York bestselling author. Oh my God. Okay, Chelsea. Well, how to giggle. If you order it now, it will arrive ASAP. I've always wanted to say this. On stands now. On stands now.

Wait, if we're in the airport, we might see the book. Oh yeah, and like a Hudson News. That'll be cool. Okay. Cool, thanks for looking forward to it. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. Talk to you soon.

Bye. If you're anything like us, you love attention. And my favorite way to get all eyes on me is with next level shiny glossy hair. I'm talking hair so shiny, it's stopping people in the streets. No, seriously, it's giving double take take which is why we're so excited to tell y'all about the new lamellar gloss collection from the girlies at tresemme. Gigglers this is the shine we've been searching for. I don't know how this lamellar technology works but it's insane and gigglers we've got you too because tresemme partnered with us to bring you 1-800-GLOSS, a special bonus episode of Giggly Squad, where Hannah and I give advice

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