Giggly Squad - Giggling about fancy restaurants, raccoons, and cyber security

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

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Sup, Gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my grateful gigglers. It is the month of gratitude. Yep, timely.

Being in the present. Being in the present. Thinking stuff. Thinking about stuff and just. There's been some. drama. I had a good run. I had a really good run with my fashion choices. People started to say that I was a visionary. You're not afraid to be yourself. I'm afraid to myself. She takes a risk. She's a good risk. Like she's a good risk, but we love her for that. Whatever. She's not like everyone else. She

does her own thing. I saw a lot of that. And I wore a dress at the Teen Vogue party. No, I'm just kidding. It was L. Women in Hollywood at a party. And I posted it. I think Teen Vogue went out. No, I think 17 went out. Anyway, one of them. One of them. Print is dead, except for how to giggle. What you can get for any

what you buy books. You guys, we have so many stories today. But yeah, I wore this dress and the gigglers were, the nation was divided. Oh, you wouldn't even say. I was actually going to say I think it was unanimous. Here's my question.

Here's my question. You didn't comment, did you? I thought you know it's bad. Oh my gosh. Looking through, no page comments. But you know what page is doing? She's scrolling. I'm collecting my thoughts.

I'm saving it for the pod. Here was where I was taken aback. The bow in your hair. That was a last minute decision. Wait, do you think that was the one? Because I actually loved it. I think it's sealed your fate. I thought it was Cunty.

It's the small designer who's like the shit. That's another thing that people don't talk about enough. You're always taking small brands, small designers, trying to put them on a pedestal, trying to uplift women. I'm supporting female-run businesses and you guys are tearing them down. I'm like, have you seen the Zara window today? You know? So this is Mila Sullivan, might be Mila.

and I loved it because it had people were calling it a tampon but it had this like red which is very Hollywood to me and like the lace and yeah the lace kind of looked nude on top without the bow I think it really was good last second it was brought up do we throw the bow and you know when you're just walking out the door and you're like you know a hat on yeah yeah little glitter yeah that's how it happened of cocoa Chanel you're like before you leave the house at at least three things. That literally is what happened. Everything was done and then we put it on.

I thought you would appreciate me trying to do a little girly bow. Yeah. But bows, I guess, aren't. You know what's funny is like I'm always like, bring back Joan Rivers. Like, nobody, everyone's afraid to say something. And then when it's us, I'm like, oh, that was mean. Like, I'm like, oh, yeah. And they hit me right there.

Wait, but you know what? That's why you didn't comment on my photo because you didn't want to kick a dead A Deg horse. There's one thing the internet loves, and it's... Piling on. Group mentality. Yep. And so if I did a comment that was less than favorable...

You would have lit a fire that we could have never unfired. Yeah. Yeah, I could have never put them out. But your silence was... Duffeting. It's loud. I was at one point where I was like, did I miss her? Did I miss it?

And then I was like, oh, she's mad, mad. I was like, she is... Leave it. I just I well there's a lot of things about it that weren't me so you're already starting me at a negative

okay you know I hate lace you do yeah I hate lace you know I hate lace you know I hate like multiple colors in one thing so like you already put me at a bad why would you do that but you know what I'm saying I wanted to be happy I crave like I it was too calm for too long You love, no, here's the other thing that I think that people insult me and give you a compliment that I do actually think is true.

I love a trend. I love being influenced. I love seeing a girl and being like, oh, I can recreate that outfit. That was such a good idea. You have amazing personal style. You only go by what you like and what you think looks good and what you think is cool. And I think that's a great thing. I also have a unique body type.

It's a very pair. and it's hard to pull off a lot of trends. Like, I can't wear a blazer dress. You love a blazer dress. I love a blazer dress. My labia is just flapping around. Like, my butt doesn't fit. Yeah, like, anything I get, I'm like,

if we made it mini, it'd be better. Yeah, like, everything, I'm like, I needed to be longer because of my booty. But I digress. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I actually have a funny story.

Okay. I actually have a couple funny stories, I think. My first story is Wait, tell me a story So the other day I got to email Yeah, I think an email or a text I'm so sorry I was like on a Wednesday at 2 p.m.

I'm not bang, how dare you? I get an email or text whatever from Gmail Like hey, your email was logged on from another phone, from another computer like whatever. And I, if there's one thing I take seriously, it's cyber. security okay very ubers and cyber security top on my list that's so funny because i'm like

that's on my business oh i've screenshoted sent into chat gpt like is this a real email is this a real website like i'm very weary no you remember when like dior emailed me for collaboration and i forwarded it to my agent they were like yeah the dior doesn't want i go it happened it happened they're like, no, it's D-E-O-R. They don't want you. Okay, so I get that email. And so immediately I'm like, oh, my God, this is like, and I don't know how to check, like, oh, is that my phone?

Whatever. I'm just, like, changing my password. So I go on and change my password, like, whatever. How many passwords can one person have? I mean, I write it down in my phone. So if someone took the phone, it's like I'm combusting. Yeah. So then a couple days goes by and my mom comes into town and whatever, and she says to me,

um i can't see your emails anymore and i'm like my emails and i'm thinking she's like getting the word wrong i'm like what do you you mean like my texts aren't going through like she and she's like getting her hair and makeup done she goes no your emails i can't see your emails anymore i go how were you looking at my emails and she goes you gave me your old iPad you never signed out of your emails and the other day i got signed out of your emails and i go I go, wait, what do you, I go, what if you open something and I didn't open it and then I missed it? She goes, well, come on. I respect your privacy.

Oh, you clearly do. And I go, she goes, I only click on things you've already clicked on. Wait, I'm obsessed that from 8 to 10 p.m. every night, Kim has her shows, and by shows, it's going through pages junk mail. What are you looking for? She goes, I like to see how you respond. I like to see how other people respond. I like to see what jobs you're doing. I go, I was so taken back.

But the best part about it was that like she was confused on why I was confused. And the end of the conversation was when I come home from Thanksgiving, I'll re-sign into my email on her iPad. Wait, now I'm mad that my mom isn't in my emails because now I feel like does my mom even care? Everyone better be on their toes because I don't think you realize my mom is also reading it. Your mom is reading everyone's emails. Wait, and she had notes and she had notes. That's like when you're little and you're on the phone with someone and then you hear like a noise and you're like, is someone on the line?

I was so taken back and especially because I was at a Daphne photo shoot and people were talking about like going home for the holidays and people were like, oh, I get a hotel when I go home so that I don't like burden my family and like stay with them. I look at my mom from the corner of my eye, and she's like, oh, no, get a hotel. You're like, I made my parents switch with me, and I have their bedroom. I'm like, my mom is in my emails. Well, I didn't realize that I share location with my mom. And that's the thing they don't tell you. So, like. Yeah, no, I knew that.

Thank God she has it, though, because I don't want to text her every time I land. Well, that's the thing. It's very, it makes their life easier for us to share our locations because they're like, now when I text my mom, like, I landed. She goes, I know. But also you as a mom, you're going to be. I'm chipping them. I'm microchipping them. I'm sorry.

When you said, I'm Russia, that was one of the funniest lines. I am Russia. That was one of the funniest lines you've had in a long time. And I think it's, I think it's growing up because I feel like we are similar. We grew up in a household where like, we love our dads. Our dads are great. Like, totally. They're like, Patriarch, let's go.

Yeah, I mean, but our moms are in charge. Yeah. So, like, if my dad's a personality hire. No. Add some color or get out. Like, unless you're adding a little light to the room, I don't need your shit. My dad comes in for dramatic affairs. But my mom is in control.

Like, anything serious, you're asking our moms. Like, yeah. So anyway, so I'm just like, that's how my household will be run because, sorry, men are a little bit dumber. My dad is dumber. Mm-hmm. He's not a skis. guilt. He doesn't know what's going on.

I was just with my extended family, my brother, his wife, and their two kids. Yeah. I was the fun on. Yeah. When I tell you, we went off. We woke up. First of all, Lois wakes me up and wants me to read immediately, which read a book to her, which should be a torture device. Have you ever tried to read the second you woke up? I'm like, well, are you? Absolutely not. No. She literally makes me with this huge book and she's like, read it to me. And then she knows she memorized the book. So if I, obviously, I'm out at third grade. Once they come home past third grade, sorry,

I can't help anymore. No, but like, obviously I was like skimming the words. I'm not reading a full paragraph. I was like, let's get to the gist of it. And she was like, you missed a sentence. And I was like, I'm obsessed with you. Keep me on my toes. You're like, look at the pictures, love us. So I was in Indiana, which, um, look, there's a culture there. And, but I also, this happens to me all the time my opener alley colbert jokes that I interact with people where it seems like it's their first day on planet earth I like attract that energy like it's their first time interacting with someone so I tell Lois let's go get smoothies because I'm fun yeah so I go to go a smoothie and I look at the lady and I was like I have the strawberry banana add peanut butter please because

I'm fun right she looks at me tell me if I'm crazy she looks at me and just goes almond butter in that moment I'm like okay so many things can be happening right now are you suggesting are you suggesting it?

Did you not hear me and you thought I said almond butter or you're saying you don't have peanut butter and you're going to replace it with almond butter yeah

so not I go back at her because I just go peanut butter that's what I said peanut butter and Lois is just looking at me and I go yeah

don't worry Auntie Han I'll handle this and the woman I swear God looks at me and goes almond butter Oh. So then my heart starts, my heart rate goes up.

She added extra. She said almond butter. So then I said, I am so sorry. Are you saying that you don't have peanut butter and you replace with almond butter? And she looks at me and she just nods her head. But I'm like with a full family. I'm with my family. Yeah.

In that moment, as far as she knows, that's your child. I was my child who is looking at her mother to see how she handles. Adversity. Adversity. So my heart's beating But I'm like, you know I'm funny So I put my card and I turned to my brother after I go

Did I almost fight that woman? And he goes, that was fucking crazy And I'm like, am I? Did I say it weird? Like is it me? Yeah. And he's like, no, it's not you. Then we go to Barnes & Noble's obviously

With our smoothies And trying to find how to giggle. I look in every airport. Haven't found it. Me neither. I don't know. I'm like, this is the I'm like, sure there's a giggler here that's like this book.

I walk in. I'm like, everyone's staring at me. Everyone's like, that's a girl in the book. I'm like, they know I'm looking for my book. That's girl in the book. But I walk in and I'm all like shy and I'm like, let's try to find it. Can't find it on our own. But Barnes & Noble is fucking huge.

And also like I don't know what our book is under. Like self-help or like who knows? What genre are you? Is it considered new? Can't put us in a box. Best selling? I don't know. Yeah.

So I haven't been in Barnes & Nobles in a while. So I was like, oh, I know how to find it. They have that, like, table with the computer where you, like, put the book's name in. So I'm like, come on, Lois. And I go on and put the book's name in. I hear, ma'am? Ma'am, that's for employees only. So then I look at that.

And I'm like, look like I'm about to like. You're like, raw. Born to know what? He's just, okay, there it is. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. And I look at my brother again. And I'm like, am I? The problem.

The problem. He's like, yeah, you are the problem. So Lois is like... Who knew those were for employees? I... Now thinking back, it was always an employee that would, like, write it, but it was just sitting there. Yeah. Like, at least have a sign.

Sorry, a girl wants to take charge. But this is why I don't leave my house. No. Literally, I said that the other day. I forget what I was referring to. And I was just like, and this is why I don't go home. And this is what happened. This is...

Then Lois got her nails done, which was the cutest thing ever, manicure pedicure. And she's obsessed with sparkles. And she does this thing where she goes, Hannah, tell me a story. You should have seen. I got her so excited. I said, this little girl. You can just make up stories on your own. She literally would be like, tell me a story.

And you started with saying there was a little girl. And her name. Locked in. She's like, and I'm sad. It's literally curbing, like, gimmee gossip. I go, there's a little girl. And I'll be like, and her name was Lois. And you know when they get that face where they're like, oh, my God.

like this is going to be so good about me and I go and she had superpowers because everything she touched turned to sparkles she I swear to God she went oh she gasped and I said I'm about to freak you out right now I'm gagged right now she's like her favorite color is purple and she go and I go and then one day it turned purple also and she was like I am freaking out I just need to point on the pod that you do also have a nephew Bobby yeah but well this this this podcast is for women um no bobby is actually the cutest ever well then we bring them to a it's called sky zone okay this what people do in the suburbs there's a lot of creative things is this the trampoline place the trampoline place so i'm like sorry i'm breaking my neck

i was like let's go get there and immediately i'm like i'm gonna throw up mm-hmm lois is having the time of her life she's somersaulting which i'm like that's not what you're supposed to do here but whatever you want. Bobby is just like bopping around the cutest ever. And I feel like I was going to puke. And then there was a like Ninja Warrior type obstacle course. The way I quit. Really?

No, because I'm, my body weight is all hips down. So I have no upper body strength. And my fingers are really short and fat. So like there was one thing where you had to like monkey bar it. And like, you know, they try and they fall. I just calmly fell down. Okay. Next hand on page try because I feel like I lowly.

He would be phenomenal at it. Okay, we have to do. What's it like? Like, okay, now that, because you're not the parent and you're like the aunt, you're a little removed, having, seeing like Lois and Bobby, like, would you rather have a girl or a boy? Like, what looks easier? Lois is observant. Lois doesn't let you lie to her. Lois says why.

Where Bobby is just happy to be there. He's like, happy to be involved. He got a snack. It's literally our, like, think of your parents. Like, it's always the same. My dad was talking to, I think it was like my brother's girlfriend's mom. And he was just like saying, he was talking about like having kids or something. And he looks at her and he was like, well, I'm a girl dad.

Cute. My dad has a son. Has a full son. I'm like, girl dads are for dads who only have daughters, dad. I'm like, you look, I know you feel that and I feel it for you. We have the same father. I go, you can't say that to other people. My father's, like, Facebook photo is a photo of me.

Just me. He's like, no, but I am. I'm a girl dad. We're the password kids. Yeah. If my dad had to keep passwords, and my mom obviously keeps them, I would be the password child. But another great example.

My dad doesn't, you ask him any password. He's like, what? My favorite, because the holidays are coming along, I love looking at my dad being like, do you know what this is? Yeah. No, because you were not involved in any of the shopping. Anything. But guess you got to get forward.

for you, me. You hit mom to do all of it. No, I love it. Speaking of Thanksgiving, I literally thought I was like going crazy. You know, like, when you go on TikTok and it's like Mandela effect and it's like things, whatever. And like, usually I'm like, okay, because it's like an explanation for that or like it changed over.

I really started to get scared the other day to the point where I called my mom. And she's like, yeah, I see it. On that bad. I don't know what you're talking about. I thought Thanksgiving was always the third Thursday. Oh, this has been my pay grade. That's none of my business. Of November.

I wait for someone to tell me it's next week and then I do it. But it's not. It's always been the last Thursday of the month. And people are like, if you think that it was the third Thursday, you're in a different timeline. And so, like, I'm really convinced I'm on a different timeline. I thought it was always the 28th. Is it?

I don't know. No, don't listen to me. I don't. 27th this year. Yeah, it's the 27th this year. But I always thought it was the third third. I got my tooth done. Let me see.

Sorry. It looks sweet. It looks so different. Wait, okay, wait. It doesn't, but also it does. Do you feel better? Yes. That's all that matters.

Okay, so I got a veneer just on this tooth next to my front tooth. But I didn't get my tooth shaved down. You got a veneer, but not on the front tooth on this one. This one. Okay. Dr. Eric Chazen. Madison Dental. He's been my dentist for 10 years. Wait, did they shave it down? No, because my

tooth was so pushed back. He was like, I can just glue on the veneer to your tooth and it'll be like the result you want. And I'm obsessed. You have been pretty smile lately. Have I? Yeah. I love my smile now. No, it was really annoying me though. Yeah. Actually, yeah, when I got envisaline, you always have that moment where you're like, would you do anything? And the lady was like, yeah, Like there's one tooth that I could like put some more tooth there. So I'm going to do Envisaline on the bottom and my top, like I'm good. I feel good. And he's like, and I don't need to see you now for a while.

And I'm like, okay. You love a dentist. A dentist. You love a dermatologist. That's where you feel alive. The doctor says like, I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm sad. I love my.

I told you I went to get a facial and they were like to book a laser. You have to like book again. And I'm like, you will never see me again. Yeah. I love a follow up. You love a follow-up appointment. They're like, and we're just going to need to see you back. I'm like, and I'm here?

I'm here. You go, just us two besties. Honestly, that's like one of the biggest reasons why I was like, I could never leave New York City. I'm like, all my people are here. Like all my doctors. Whenever I go to the doctor, I'm always like, I should do this more often. Yeah. But like, it's, I told you I was talking to someone from L.A., and they were like, who's your anti-aging doctor?

And I was like, I don't have a doctor. Hey. I don't have a doctor. That's so L.A., but what were they referring to? I wish you found more information on that. Gigglers, it's officially gift swap season. I'm so excited. Me and Hannah have gifts for each other from Ulta Beauty, and I,

you're my favorite person to get a gift from and also give a gift. Why? Because I like to see your thought process. You know, I like to see W. But also I love Ulta because there's so many different things I could pick. And you can really get something for everyone. Whether it's your skincare obsessed girl, whether the one who likes to put on makeup for a fancy event.

Fragrances. They have a ton of fragrances. Yes. It's just your ultimate gifting destination. Also, I love an app. They have a great beauty app where I could just poop, boom, boom, boom. Can I be your gift? Yes.

Actually, it's swap. Swap. You go first. Okay. You know I love like good. pack. You know I love this. I know. You would wear that as like a purse to an event. I got you the Clinique Black Honey Vault. So Black Honey is the kind of their like iconic shade that they've known about forever. I feel like it really does look good on everyone. These are my favorite.

Yeah. Do you want to know why? Because these are like a little nostalgic. I know. I also feel like you will have like six lip glosses in your purse and you still need more. Like you like to have options. I don't leave the house unless I have like three options for lip. And also like people don't talk about changing your lip midday. Sometimes you change with the mood. Like so many people are like, does it last all day? It's like, well, maybe it doesn't because I'm going to throw a different look at 2 p.m. Exactly.

Especially when you have outfit changes, you need lip changes. Wait, and then you can legit use this. Yeah, it's really cute. This is a great gift. I love something that comes in like a little set and it's like the gift is already practically wrapped. And silver's in. Let's see what page got me. So you think I smell?

I love Sol de Janeiro. Soul de Janeiro is the best. And also, you're a driver now. So, like, you actually have to keep sprays in a car because it's just, like, a right of passage. You could spray this anywhere, anywhere. Because it's a mist. Well, yeah. And it has, oh, my God, fresh guava nectar, sunlit.

orchid and sensuous pink musk. Is that what you think about me when you think of me? Pink musk. Yeah. It is. And that's the sole de Janeiro Chirosa 48. It's one of their bestsellers. I like to call it the pink one because I think it's the prettiest one. Also, when you walk into Ulta Beauty, you can obviously find a gift, but you might discover something new for yourself. Like there's always new skin care to discover. What I always say, one for you, one for me. That's how I do my Christmas shopping. Or you forget that you. you only got stuff for you and you didn't get stuff for everyone else. And that's something.

That's okay. It's something I'm working on. We love how easy Ulta Beauty makes holiday shopping. There's a set for everyone. There's gifts for yourself. And they just make it so easy because not only can you go in store, but you can also shop online. And in the Ulta Beauty app.

And this little swap moment was brought to you by Ulta Beauty and a cast creative. Wait, another thing I saw on TikTok, which is really blowing my mind. It was this like news outlet in Canada and it was this woman who, I forget what her, like, exact job is, but it's, like, the study of, like, certain animal species. Mm-hmm. And she was saying that in the past 10 years, raccoons are making a really intense play to be domesticated. Well, was it because they're starting to become cuter? Their snouts have changed.

They're smaller. They're smaller. It's easier for them to get food, I think, because so many people are feeding them. And they said this was, like, similar to what cats did. they just like hung around more and we're like hey we can come in but also speaking of Russia last last pod we were talking about it they're domesticated in Russia like if you ever get like a random Russian TikTok they have fucking raccoons as pets they take them to the grocery store and stuff don't raccoons have thumbs Chris can you do I think raccoons do have opposable thumbs

that's your child like those are Furry humans. Here's the thing. I really feel like it's a hybrid between a cat and a dog kind of. Because it's cat, like, where it's, like, taking things with its hands. But it's also, like, dog-like because it's, like... It's messy. Yeah, it's like, hey.

I mean, don't tempt me with a new animal that I could domestic it. Yeah, I'm just, like, in 15 years, like, if someone was like, here's your pet raccoon. Well, did you hear people are really upset about it? about how pigeons are treated in New York? I have seen some discourse about the pigeon discord. Because pigeons back in the day were... Renowned. Renowned.

They were... They worked for the government. They were women in STEM. Literally... Yeah, they were the postal service. Have you seen Game of Thrones? That's how they communicated. And now we're just like, idiots.

And now we're like, get out of the way. And ever know, men, do you ever see a pigeon that's, like, walking with you? And I'm like, it could be us. Well, you want to know what? I have a lot of pigeons that sit on my... window cell. Yeah. And I don't know why it's...

They're gossiping. It was specifically my window cell, but those are kiddie's friends. Yes, Butter loves. And they go like... Yeah, they shit all over my window cell, but that's another... That's for another time. Yeah. I did something kind of adorable.

And my brother and I went out to dinner together. Just the two of you. Which, honestly, I don't know if we've ever done it. Like, yeah, we'd hang out in college and stuff, but never, like, as adults. Gary and I went out to dinner. just the two of us, not this summer, but the summer before. Because we were on vacation, my parents were like, we're not going to go, we don't feel while you guys go.

It's crazy. And we look at each other, it's like, you're not supposed to be alone with your sibling. Like, that's when, like, weird bad things happen. I saw a TikTok where it was like when my siblings crying and I pat their back because our parents ever taught us how to console each other, there is something like inherently awkward with your sibling, but then it's like so not. Yeah, it feels so familiar, but also so weird. Also, because we left his wife and children at home.

But we babysat the night before. There's also like an overwhelming ick to it because you're like, people think we're on a date. Like that's disgusting. This is the thing about me and my brother. He's blonde with blue eyes. Yeah. And he's a year and a half younger than me. We're very close, but because he lives in Chicago, it's been like different because I can't see him.

But so many we get in the. car and they drive differently in the Midwest like we were in a lane that wasn't moving and all the other lanes were moving and you know you're just in New York like they'll kill a family to get ahead yeah the car is like not going to other lane but my brother and I are both polite yeah like we didn't have someone in the car to be like they're not like racing yeah they're like this is life we had a reservation they were just like oh yeah the trap is bad the traffic is bad and I'm like well can you can we make some moves. No, New York has definitely made me way more impatient than I feel like I And I love how the Uber drivers, you'll be like, no rush. And they're like, it's okay. And then they just like...

They're like, really? Because I'm in one. They're just in the bus lane. And you're like, actually, get ahead, motherfucker. Get ahead. So we get to the restaurant. Wait, I was just going to say, so like, walk us through it. Like, would you guys talk about? So we're talking. And then we end up being in like the worst traffic ever to the point where I was like, well, I think we ran out. We've run out stuff to talk about and we still have a whole dinner together so it's funny because it's similar to like I would assume that when my parents go out to dinner together just the two of them like what are they talking about other than me you know I know well we love talking about the parents so it's the kind of the same thing because making fun of your parents with your sibling is like a different symbiosis I even was

talking about like a memory I had and he was like I was there and I was like you were it's funny how your memories like you don't remember fully i'm like you were in the car during that and he's like yeah a couple of years ago it like i don't know if it was like a therapist said this or like where it was but it was like just because you and your sibling grew up in the same house with the same parents the same amount of years yeah doesn't mean they had the same childhood experience as you 100% and it like kind of hurt my brain i was like wait what do you mean you didn't experience that the way I experienced my dad very differently than my brother experienced my dad. Yeah.

He walked in the room. Your dad didn't even say good morning. No, like he was like a little bit more. Hello, my sweetie, poop. Yeah, like a little bit more scared of my dad because they would like have to work together. Oh, yeah. Where like if it snowed, my brother woke up knowing he had to shovel where I woke up knowing like hot chocolate. My dad's going to Dunkin' Donuts today.

Like, you know, like, everyone's getting munchkins. Like, there's so many different things where, like, you realize you had a different experience. But it's so cute to think of, like, the memories that just you guys had. Like, I was, like, do you remember that Mexican restaurant? We'd eat at the corner. Yeah. And we'd eat everything. And then we lived up that block.

And my dad would go, okay, race. And he'd make us race on a full stomach full of Mexican. Michael Vic. Like, literally, my dad, it was crazy. And then I would always wink. because I was older and I'm like, because I loved winning, but I was like, that must have, after like the 40th time you lost, that must have hurt.

And I was, we would play football and, again, was bigger than him. And I would just knock him down. It's so true. Siblings really are the only people that knew you as a child who also will know you as an adult. Like even some of your friends, like, some of your friends don't know what you were like when you were three. Yeah, 100%. Also, Daniel's kids are the same age difference and look exactly the same as me and him.

Yeah. So it's like watching us as kids. I try to explain the Lois. I'm like, what Bobby is to you, Daniel is to me. Yeah, like kids. I'm like, your dad is my little stupid brother. Yeah, like, does Lois know that her grandma is your mom? Probably not.

She's fucking smart, though. You know, every now and then you're like, are you fucking genius? Or are we in that situation where, like, do you just think that because she's yours? I'm so that person where I'm like, that was the most athletic thing. It's ever done. Or was it just like, a waste of our time? She, you know. Or was that spin move kind of ridiculous and not at all athletic?

You know? But because she's yours, are you like, sorry, Lois is like. You don't have any niece or nephews, do you? I let you know of. Because I'm that I'm privy to. I was explaining to Daniel, I'm like, that's my child. Like, it's my jeans with someone else's jeans. The closest thing I have is like my cousin has kids, but they live in Chicago.

So it's not even like I saw them grow up. It's also weird because my aunt and uncle, I'm like, yeah, like, I like, I like you guys. But like, I don't realize I love Lois and Bobby more than anything. I mean, those are my kids. Like, I'll steal them. Yeah, like I don't have that. I don't have anything like that. I'm really sorry about that.

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Dan and I go to this, like, fancy restaurant in Chicago, and we get there, and they're like, it's a collaboration with an artist and immediately did. I checked out. There's these, like, tables that you stand, right? And they were like, okay, thank you so much for coming. This is the art. Make yourself comfortable. And they bring us, like, an appetizer.

And I look at Dana and I go, is there a restaurant? vision for like a standing table because everyone else is sitting and we're standing at this table and I'm like did we did you mess up and we're standing and he's like I've never even heard of something like this but this is also my life every time I walk this it's people's first day on the us it's my life you get hit with the most random everything is a sign filled episode and then he's like I don't think so and I go why did you say make yourself comfortable if we're standing here like it makes it sound like we're going to be here for a long time so then we start freaking out we're like are we at a standing table after being in traffic for two hours at this, like, it was one of those tasting

menus that's like three hours. Oh, I hate a tasting menu. So that we're panicking. And then finally the lady was like, okay, now come with me. I'm like, that was unnecessary. Whatever just happened. When we sit down and a woman comes up to the table and she goes, I'm so sorry. Wait, I feel like that's a great idea for a restaurant in L.A. where it's like you like walk on your walking pad while you're eating. Like that is some, like a standing. Like a standing. restaurant only. A standing desk restaurant. And you do squats. This lady comes to the table and she goes, I just want to let you know there's a lot of dairy on this menu. And I go, I go, I love a giggler with an entrance. I love the giggler that has a line and is like, I'm going to get you. Meanwhile, my brother's

literally looking like, what? And I'm like, it's just me and the girls. I go, I'm going to ship myself. Thank you. And my brothers, we're at a fancy restaurant. And I'm like, do you have a lactate. She's like, I actually do it if you need it. I'm like, no, I'm going to raw dog this one. Thank you so much. And of course she's like, I'm so biased with the gigglers are all like a hot, successful, smart, funny, gorgeous. And she walked away. And that was iconic. And then the guy comes and he's like, oh, we have some more recipes, some more options for add-ons. They had like a $150 like ravioli. $150.00. What is in the middle of it? It's like a truffle or something. so my brother the way he phrased this was so funny but he goes sorry i didn't do a lot of research

on the menu is how he started it and i was like oh my god because we're like kind of young to be at the restaurant he was all like old people yeah and then he goes how many like um actual meals are there and he leaves like courses yeah and i'm like damn the way you started that it sounded like you're about to be like is this a one day so like you're out of so we're just like giggling and then the guy puts down the meal. My brother looks to me and goes, almond butter. And then we're losing it. Like, we are losing it. There's nothing better than a

callback, especially from like a sibling earlier in the day. Because one thing I'm on my brother, your brother's very, very funny. My brother's actually quite stiff and professional and like the adult, like he's more mature than me. But after one

drink, yeah, he's funny. He's me. Like he's so goofy. And then well, grow back to siblings have different experiences growing up with you you were probably someone had to hold it together so loud and like confident and like I'm gonna say this and this is funny that he was probably like and that's her and this is me I'm like a little bit more quiet he's he's strong he's sensitive beautiful great man um so proud of that man we support him in the arts And then when you go to these tasting menus, the descriptions they have of everything.

Why did you guys pick a tasting menu restaurant? Because he's like, he's like a foodie. Like he like loves like. I thought you like did it by accident. It is kind of fun because you get to like Gordon Ramsey it. Like you taste it and you look at each other and you go, hmm, the acidity. Yeah. You're like, is that a foam?

There's always a foam of some sort. On a tasting. It's like you didn't need to foam this. There's always a foam. They love a foam. Yeah. It's like, that's like, that's like, me adding a bow at the end.

You didn't need it. It was so funny because they described these things. They'll be like, and then we got this rock from a mountain and fell and us and whatever. So then Daniel started like making up stuff because they talk about like, they'll be like, there's so many skits that could be performed. And the way we killed this was, there was a ninja. There was no pain. The goat didn't see it coming.

And its family was nowhere near it. Like, there's just so many details about it. So he starts doing that. Wait, that's so funny. So we're just, like, giggling the whole meal. And then the giggler was obviously coming in, adding rift. So we had... You had a nice time.

I had a nice time with my brother. Wait, that's so nice. I did a nice time with my little brother. I also feel like... You had an older brother, which is completely different dynamic. I feel like they beat you up. Like... Yeah.

I'm beaten down. Like... I came out of the womb, just tired. Like, Lois. is the older one and I'm watching Bobby will like annoy her and she's not going to beat him up. She'll just be like, Bobby, stop it where I feel like older brothers probably just like smacked you. Yeah, they, they beat you down so badly that you have nothing left to give. You want to know what?

I think that is why like in so many of my like dating relationships that men have described me as like having a man's mentality. because there is so much shit that I don't care that I'm like I don't care like shut up whatever and I think it is growing up with an older brother that like any emotional thing that I'd be like and this is upset he'd be like shut off

no one cares not a big deal get over it so I almost was like okay I don't care about that if I had a sister I don't think it would have been good for the world I would have been so much more catty and calculating

I feel like and like read into things where like the majority of things in my life I'm like I don't care yeah yeah I there is positivity of having a brother in the household it's fun to like throw a tampon at them yeah and I think my brother and I were a good amount of years apart that I actually I always felt like an only child like I never felt like because my brother was doing things I couldn't because it was so opposite things yeah he's so boyish And I'm so girly that we never overlapped. It's my brother, during high school, I went to three different high schools.

Like I went for a tennis team. Then I went to Florida. Then I went back. And my brother was like there. So I like left him for a second when I was 14. My brother like to this day, now mind you, I'm 33 years old. This man is 37. Still will say you abandoned me.

And I'm like when? Because you went to New York. And he's like when you went away. And I go. To jail? I'm like, wait, what do you mean? He's like, you moved to New York City. I'm like, to start my life.

Like, but it really upset, like, to this day, it really upsets him. Jerry has a metro card. No, I'm like, you're little. I see you every weekend. You're in your apartment. I see you more now than when you were in high school. You know, it's actually so freaking cute. My brother, I would, like, go to different schools because of tennis.

My brother followed me to literally every school. Except when I went to Florida. Did he like that? I guess I don't think there was... We haven't talked about it. We haven't talked about it. He keeps that actually to himself and his therapist. It's weird.

And then he went to Wisconsin with me. Oh, wow. Is that crazy? Wait, that is fun. He followed me everywhere. But he had a whole different life. There's also, I think, a different discourse with me and my brother because I was younger that, like, my whole life I was known as Gary DeSorbo's little sister.

But now anywhere, like he's a lawyer. He'll be in court and a judge will be like, we watch here's this you know so like now he's page de sorbo's brother and it's it takes a it's very jarring for him he does not like that i don't want to put my brother on blast but he's at a big company and he is doing everything in his power for people not to know that he's my brother like literally he's so like he's so proud of me but he does not want to be part of any of it yeah i think yeah i get it and he said that he got like a like slack message from like some funny beautiful smart girl who was like by the way I know and he was like don't tell

new one he's like I don't know her no he goes never heard of her never heard of her I think we were separated at birth so thank you so anyway if there's some with my last name of your company that's my brother um one thing I'd like to bring to the forefront oh yeah that I think that like AI needs to get on um people at Apple needs to get on look everyone's like we don't need AI taking people's jobs totally i completely agree with that let's use a i for things that we can actually use why can't i go into my pictures into my photos album and type in exactly what i'm looking for and it not pull it up like i want to type in mirror selfie red dress purple shoes give me the picture it doesn't come up no like it's they have the search but it's not accurate it's not accurate yeah like i'll i'll put

like mom and like it shows my dad yeah I'm like pull her up you know who she is you know she is you know do you ever search for cat photos of course Daphne's labeled in there obviously but like no you're right for an outfit now that I think about it my mom was probably to my FBI

agent in my phone like all good here I got it I've been monitoring your emails we don't need you I'll send you the report actually your mom is next level CIA intelligence like hire that woman I can't stop thinking about it put her in the top level of the government.

Yeah. It needs to be moms running things. It needs to be moms. Like, you know how Vince Vaughn did that movie and it was like retired Italian grandmas and they like made a restaurant? So cute. It really should be like retired moms just like. My retired mom. Running some type of vigilante.

He's so busy with, she has a knitting club. She has a fundraising club. She has a historical society. I'm like, mom at this point, get paid. Like work. I literally said to my mom the other day, I go, How did you work? You're so busy.

She's busier than me. My retired mom, I'm calling her. And she's like, can't talk right now, sweetie. Thank you. I'm running a new fundraiser. Or my mom will be out to lunch and she'll be like, sorry, I can't talk. I'm at lunch. You know Barbara?

I have no idea who the fuck Barbara. Yes, come on. You know her. I'm like, I hang it. I'm like, I can't. Who the fuck is Madeline? No, that's literally how I feel when she's like, I'm out to dinner with. My mom says the knitting club is the craziest gossip ever.

Because these bitches just go to gossip. Like, they sit. About, like, other people in the town. They know everything. They know everything. And they're like, are you ready? And she's, like, it's insane. But, like, it's hard to get into the knitting club.

Any swingers? Oh, good question. Probably. Yeah. I have a story slash I want to hear your take. Okay. Jennifer Aniston, who we love. Has a new boyfriend.

Have you seen this? I've seen snippets. I, like, I couldn't pick them out of a lineup, but I saw he's like a good-looking guy, but he does motivational. And that's... Yeah, what is it? Like for couples? It's like a life coach situation.

So look, I was with Allie, my opener. Before a show, this is what we do. She says, what do you think about Jennifer Fanness? He's so good-looking. So I look, I see an older man. I said, you know, that's my type. And then immediately I see something about like, I am worthy or something. I said, hold...

You go, let me stop you right there. And I go, I don't like this at all. It's giving Denise Richards' ex-husband that energy. And I said, also, are your relationship coach who's single? I don't like that. I don't like any life coaches. I don't want my life coach to be good-looking either because that means you're using an algorithm. But not look, I don't know this man.

I don't know this man. You need a life coach. You call my mom. I'll give you the number. Don't get scammed by these people. She'll straighten you right. That's my mom's favorite phrase. I'll straighten you right out.

Do I actually trust this guy, though, because he did. did manifest, Jennifer Aniston, maybe he does know something about manifesting. However, having a good-looking man, look at the camera and tell you life advice gets me sick to my stomach. Hannah? And preaching to the motherfucking choir. And I don't want to, like, be so negative, you guys. But, like, whenever I've been depressed, what do you do?

You buy, like, three self-help books that you'll never read. Yeah. And then you, like, sign up for a class of, like, figuring out life. If you could just buy happiness, all of us would be happy. You just have to, like, get alone and then you're, my thing with life coaches and, like, no hate, no shade, but like a little, what, as a person seeking some type of guidance, why am I picking a life coach over a therapist who went to school? School.

Well, also, life coach is, if you, okay, if I'm a big podcaster. Yeah. And I want to give advice on podcasts, that makes sense to me. Totally. What have you done in your life? If I'm a drug addict and I'm trying to overcome being a drug addict, you're a life coach, you were a drug addict. Totally.

But like what other, not just like I'm going through a rough time, want to become a Pilates instructor vibe. But this is what they do, like a Tony Robbins. I'm weird. No, 100%. Because what he's done is created a multi, multi-million dollar business. Motivational. To help people.

where they make most of their money is from classes to teach other people how to be a life coach. Now, I don't know a lot of math. That would be like if one day... That's called a pyramid scheme. That would be like one day if we were like, hey, the Giggly Squad has great advice. Pay for the episodes.

Yeah, well, it's or pay for us to give you lessons on how to become a big podcast. And then you can... You don't become a big podcast, though. You just teach other people how to become a big podcast based on our knowledge of podcasting. Yeah. It's crazy.

Yeah. So I'm like, Ali's about to go, and Ali's like, no, but these people help you. Like, you ever like down and you see a quote? I'm like, these people steal other people's quotes. Yeah.

Put their name under it and put it with a nice font. The any time I see a good looking man posting a motivational quote. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Something went seriously wrong. He's got financial issues.

He's in the closet. Weird stuff with his mom. Weird. Weird. step with his mom. Very weird. Very weird stuff. Boundaries have been crossed. So I'm literally, and she's like, but I love the idea of self-help. I'm like, yeah, I love it. But when people start scamming you for money and like they're making money off people in their darkest time, I don't like it. Yeah. And she's like, okay, I'm like, get on stage.

I swear to God. And I know the tone you got when you're really passionate. And she like, God, I get told you. She was like, okay, I didn't realize you or so. But it was funny. Halfway through, at first she was upset and then halfway through, she's like, I just want you know, you're turning me on this. Like, I actually could be swayed with this right now. I'm like, and then I felt the momentum. And I'm going in, I'm like, this life coaching is fucked up. I hate it.

I hope he's nice for her sake. Like, the next day, um, I texted her and I said, hey. Oh, this continued. I said, hey, my astrologer. Sorry about yesterday. I said, my astrologer psychic is coming after the show and she is going to give us readings. And she goes, are you? fucking out of your fucking mind.

And I said, don't ask questions. You just be raided this man. I said, don't ask question. She goes, so you lost in a life coach, but you're making me talk to a psychic? I go, hey, different. Don't yuck people's yon. Yeah, different.

They're on a journey together. I have an appointment December 9th. But you know what I say? I know that I don't know. Yeah. And that's true knowledge, is knowing that you don't know. And I'm not telling people that I know things.

Allie did say I would be a great motivational speaker. Do you know why? I know I could do what they do I'm like I could literally do it tomorrow I know how to do it I have JV coach energy I can get anyone from the dumps you have to be confident in themselves

I could be a relationship coach wait what's the team in high school where it's like it's varsity JV and then they're like it's like there's another one after school no it's like you're like too small I was a varsity I didn't know you're too small

are you trying to say pee we No, it's in high school Or it's like 8th graders It's like varsity JV modified Oh that was That was a made up thing they told you Modified

Okay so every 8th grader was Yeah there was like if 8th graders Played and it was just Eighth graders I mean I didn't play anything I wasn't on it When I was 8th grade I heard about it Yeah yeah Anyway I don't even know where I was going with that

No that I would coach the modified Yeah yeah No I love being a hype girl. I love making people feel better about themselves. But to make people pay money, it feels icky. It feels weird. But then again, if you have psychic abilities, yes, charge people. Totally. And if you're making up your psychic abilities, that's on them. Yeah. Because that's on them for paying. Well, I just am weary of like a man being a life coach because they lie a lot, you know? And also, when is a man ever reflected? No. And also like,

Chris thinks this is funny. When am I ever going to a man for life advice? You guys have been fucking hit up for so long. When has something ever happened in your life and you thought, I'm going to call my dad? No, never not one time. Have you ever been at a four-way stop sign and been like, where do I go?

A fork in the road. I'm going to call my dad. The only time I've called my dad in dire need is when my mom's getting her hair done and she physically didn't pick up the phone. That is the only time that woman cannot take my calls. Do you know the only people I want life advice from? Anna?

An 87-year-old smoker. Yeah. Tell me everything. Which I feel like I'm body. You do. You have an old nicotine soul. Yes. I feel like I have the energy of an 85-year-old woman who smokes a cigarette that still dyes her hair.

I don't want a handsome 47-year-old man talking to me about adversity. Certainly not one that has longer hair that he can push back. You know exactly what he looks like. It's grown a little bit. You know he goes to the hairdresser and he's like, I want a little bit of a flow where I can kind of... I'm sick to myself.

No. Except I actually call it. And I know that Jennifer Aniston is about wellness. She loves smart water. She loves working out. I feel like he might... He's not...

But look. You're just not loving it for her. We're going to wait and see. We're not going to speak ill of him. There's worse people she could date. Totally. Totally. But, like, if she's my friend, I would want better for her.

Yeah. I got it. I absolutely get it. I don't like it. I think it's scammy. I think it's scam, scam, scam. Well, we'll have to just, like, wait and see. I don't find, I think.

Apparently, they're really happy. Yeah. So whatever. They're really happy together. I'll talk to a psychic to find out. Quick trend report, as you know, I like to do. Funnel necks. All the girls are in a funnel neck.

What do you think? Love. It doesn't give, like, tortoise. No, I love it. I love it. love a funnel neck well do you remember victoria beckham in her documentary when she put on that jacket that covered her whole face there was like a tic-tok and it was like gay Halloween and it was like a guy and he was like just like i'm victoria beckom trying on her jacket and he just kept zipping it up and down

i love a funnel neck i love victoria beckom i like a funnel neck because sometimes like a double chins and if i have a funnel neck i could like laugh see like stuff like that like trends like that i love It's like we're not going to be doing it for long, but it looks cool. So why am I not going to buy a jacket with a funnel neck? And I dabble with a trend that, like, is good with my face shape. Totally. Yeah. I watched a Zara Larson documentary on Amazon.

Exactly. Exactly. Zara Larson. She has some of the top, I know, I can hear you. She had some of the top songs, like, ever. Okay. I lay my day as if it was the person. Limerdy as if it was in the past.

Living life, no summer. Living life the way I want to. Yes, and now I got it. Yep. She sings that song. She sings, um, okay, you know, she sings all these top songs, but no one knows who she is. But she has, like, five of like the top songs of the last decade. Why?

Great question. She's basically like, why are my songs so good, but no one knows who I am? And I think it comes down to branding. And so it's really interesting to watch. She a blonde urban up. she's in between she's blonde she's blonde she's blonde she's Swedish she's like so perfect looking like a doll like but she dresses very kind of like sparkly 27 she it's kind of like you think of Olivia Dean yeah you got the hair you got the outfit you see it like you see it

like the branding is so good I think I saw a thing that said that like if you want to be a pop star You can't be, like, Tate McCray is the exception where she's blonde brunette. You have to either be fully brunette or fully blonde. Also, but what I think Tate McCray does is you have to stick to a hairstyle. Yeah. But I mean, Zara Larson does, like, have a hairstyle. It's more just like she hasn't found her voice. So it's a cool thing to watch this girl who's so successful, but no one knows who she is

and trying to find her voice and her managers are sitting there and I'm like, let's figure something out, guys. But it's, it was just fascinating. She goes in America? She goes back and forth, and she's really funny. Is she super famous in Sweden? I think so, but she's also, like, crazy talented. And when she was really young, she won, like, a Swedish song voice competition.

One of the number one things that blew my mind as a child was thinking that there were other famous people in the world, but we didn't, like, they were famous in their own country. And I'd be like, well, if you're not famous in America, then you're not actually famous. My guys, that's why I'm so obsessed with my husband because he's so famous in Ireland. No, and now I'm like obsessed with like being famous in a different country. No, like that is so cool. Like if whenever anyone from Australia, like, it's not Canada, sorry guys, but like you're right in there with us. You know, like you're basically we live together.

Okay, Drake. But like with someone from Australia or like if you get recognized like when we're in Italy or something, I'm like, no, this is amazing. She's global. So maybe she just hasn't translated yet into the American market. Yeah, but her songs kill it in America. So it's a very interesting. Also, do you remember 2017 there was like Halsey, Alessia Kara? Was that her name?

Sure. There was all of these singers that like are like alternative type. Where is Halsey? Oh, I think she got married, had a baby. Halsey's like on TikTok basically being like I don't want to be that famous anymore, which I like I respect. Totally. But what's interesting about the Zara.

documentaries from the very beginning, like as a kid, she was like, I want to be as famous as Beyonce. I want to be super big. She's like so focused on it. I think that she, part of her, like, forgot to like live other things to have her own, like, opinions and stuff. She just has always been like, I want to be a successful musician. But I love watching a woman who is just ambitious and it's not negative, which brings me to the controversial take of the the week which is dancing with stars are you aware what happened i am abreast are you aware what happened i have watched every single episode what the fuck happened that fucked up dancing with the stars for her as someone who's watched all seasons of mormon housewives the first season they put me in everyone's

like oh we hate her then you realize oh she's the whole show okay they wouldn't have a she's a star she's a star she's a star okay basically obviously they all start getting more famous. So all the seasons then turn into, like, we're filming reality TV. It's a very fourth wall. Cut to this season, she was previously like, I'm leaving the group. Now I want back in on the group because, well, I want to film the show. Yeah. And I have to film the show. And then the other girls found out that her deal with Hulu was great. I'll film mom talk. If you get me an audition for Dancing with the Stars. And also, I want an audition for something script. And did. Hulu said, great, because this is showbiz, baby. And she also didn't ask for a

raise. She said, I don't want my raise. She puts people in couches to watch TV. That's all they care about. Great. And the girls are like, are you only here because you want dancing with the stars? Are you only here for the zip line? Yeah. Basically, she was like, yeah, I am. And they were livid. Okay. And then she got in her car and she said, not only am I getting dancing with the stars, I'm going to fucking win it. And I love that energy. She said that? Yeah.

So that's why people turn. So there are, and here's the other thing. Only women watch reality TV and no one hates a woman more than another fucking woman. And so people wanted her to see her not succeed at it, even though I do think she's one of the best dancers on there. I get very sensitive to, like they were showing this scene where they showed all the girls auditioning for dancing with the stars in a meeting. And then when her meeting came, it cut to all these confessionals of all. the girls being like, oh my God, Whitney, when her meeting was the same as everyone else's. Yeah.

So seeing... And Taylor went on to get Bachelorette, but it's, again, it's the kind of person that people want to be. Well, sometimes I feel like people watch reality TV and obviously don't have it from our lens, but like, people are like, don't realize, okay, the Bachelorette is ABC and Hulu. Yeah. Taylor got the Bachelorette because she's on mom talk. It's the same thing as Whitney going on Dancing with the Stars.

Like, it's all one network. Yeah. And also, these people are making money for the network. Right. The network wants them on other things because it's going to make them money. People say people made money off reality TV. Guess you made the most money. The TV.

They're making the money. Yeah. But my... Also, sorry are you mad at Whitney for having vision? Wait, sorry are you mad at Whitney for being fucking honest? I love that she was like, this is what I want. Also, sorry are you mad at Whitney because she was given a platform and she goes, how am I going to capitalize it 20 times harder?

I'm so happy you agree with me on this. I would have been rated out if she like lied to everyone and then like took someone else's spot. Also I wholeheartedly agree with her and as someone who didn't even really like her the first season, I'm on her side. Oh, 100%. Get your coins, honey. I've been in that situation too where like sometimes you are so annoyed with people.

You're just like, this is my truth and then they're mad at you for it and you're like, here's the other thing. People that are on reality TV, I would even. and say specifically Mormon wives, they had a vision for their lives. I don't think being on a reality show popped into their head, but they were given this opportunity

and they thought, oh my God, the actual dream I had for my life, this can help me get there. Her actual dream is to be a dancer, a performer. They're going to put her in Chicago. She's going to be on Broadway. She better be in Chicago. Also, this is a girl who was born into a religion

that basically says you are like a servant of your husband. Yeah. So for her... And her husband, actually, I think of the whole group is the most supportive of the husband. So for her to get out of that, we should be applauding. Okay, I'm glad that my gut was right in this because I watched every episode of Dancing with the Stars. And I'm sick to my stomach to the point that I might boycott it. And who's left?

I'm sick to my fucking stomach. It's people that aren't even close to as good as her. So this is kind of the tea. this guy, Andy, there's always someone on the show who's like an older guy who's like really funny. He's a comedian, but he sucks. Oh, I know Andy. But Andy Richter. Yeah.

But it's funny because there's a woman who's exactly his age that no one treats like that. Because she's a woman. Because she's a woman. But everyone's like, Andy's so cute. And they're like, do better to the older woman. But anyway, Andy, everyone finally was like, we have to vote this guy off. He can't dance. We have to vote him off.

So he gets voted off. But then everyone's like, we have to vote Whitney off because she can't. dance and it's not fair that she's such a good dancer and Andy goes on TikTok and goes guys first you want to vote me off because I can't then you vote off someone who can what's going on here yeah also Alex Earl has dance training yep the other woman has dance training the other one's a gymnast so like she's yeah train move her body she's a professional yeah and moving her body um Dylan our friend's hot and yeah those are like the people oh and Robert Irwin who's amazing okay but like it was supposed to be Robert Irwin Whitney and

Alex Earle are like the top three favorites. For Whitney to get voted off when she did. Before even the semifinals. It was the semifinals, but the semis are like a lot of people make the finals. It was so upsetting. And I do have to say, you guys, as someone who's done TV, when a camera's in your face, when you're emotional, it's very hard to hold it together. Totally.

And in that moment, I was like, we're going to see her character a little bit. The mic goes to her and she goes, I'm so grateful for this. I met so many incredible people. I love you so much. Thank you. A queen. And I was like, you know what? I respect her because she got fucked. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry, because I know you also love the show. I would assume that the people watching dancing with the stars are of a certain age and certain gender. And that's probably over 55 a woman. And they probably have a couple sons. But I feel like that the normal watchers of Dancing with the Stars voted for her because they were like, she's an incredible dancer. I love her. But it was the TikTok people who watch

Mormon wives that were like, we're getting her off. Which are women. True. It's sad. It's actually so sad. I wish that we, the energy we took to take another woman down, we took to take a man down. Yeah, no. Literally any man. Any man. I have to. I have a list. I have a list. Hannah. And people go, I don't like her personality. She's dancing. All these other people who are not as good dancers as her.

Not working as hard as her. Not as fun to watch. Not as committed. She's extremely. She just has like presence on screen. I'm sorry. Like not all celebrities are people who get famous. Do you actually want to watch them on screen?

Yeah. She's on Mormon wives because I'm sorry. Without her. it's not as good. Yeah. Like I do also, I hate the gang up. I hate the bullying. I hate it on screen.

I hate it off screen. So like when I see everyone decide like fuck Whitney, when it's like, give me something that she did that wasn't edited on a TV show. Here's the other thing. When one person is doing better than everyone else, everyone else is like we got to claw her down because Sunflower Syndrome or whatever.

She makes us look bad that we didn't do. do anything. And it's like, okay, well, sorry, you have the same amount of time in the day as Beyonce. And you didn't get it done, honey. Like, I'm very upset. I'm mad at people. I'm disappointed. Now I'm mad. And now we're mad. And like, the, I used to watch The Bachelor a lot. Yeah. And then one season, they go, we're going to mix it up. And we're going to have two bacheloretts. And we're going to have the men decide which one is the bachelorette. I said, no. What? Man. Why are we giving? The men's so much power.

And I said, I can't watch this anymore. I'm not watching two women fight it out for men to like them. I'll watch 20 women fight it out with one man. But not that. Not the other. I have boundaries. I have boundaries. So anyway, I'm very upset, but Whitney already posted that she's in New York.

And like, she's probably going to. I think she's auditioning for Chicago. As she fucking should. I selfishly just, like, loved watching her dance. And I love people. I love their dreams coming true. Yeah, they wanted to. wanted to be on it for so long. But the truth is, when the cream rises to the top and she's

going to keep going and she's going to do well, final thing. Back to me. Rosalia followed me on Instagram. She did. And I was going to post about it. But then I was like, that's not cool. And then immediately I was like, what would a cool person post on Instagram? And then I was like, what does Rosalia think is cool that I should post on Instagram? So I am in a rut. I'm in a creative rut. I'm overthinking everything. think about it because the last time we got into this situation we had to apologize to haley it was like a whole thing well i think like if someone famous follows you like she's my like actually my style icon wait i had someone famous follow me and i haven't brought it up because i'm like so scared about it oh no

because i just like i got nervous like immediately and i can't like look at it and i can't like follow that because i'm so scared channing tato i'm like are we getting married Wait. No, Channing's a giggler. I think he thinks things are funny. No, Channing is a full giggler. I know people who know people who know. Who know.

He knows us. Like I got nervous. Well, he's my ex-boyfriend. Right. He's your ex-boyfriend. So he's probably, Anzi's probably like looking at your page to see my stuff. That's what I thought. Yeah.

That's typical Channing. Wait, also, I went to the Bloomingdale's, like window reveal this year. How beautiful. Wait, I can believe I've never done that before. What about a ring? I want a ring. She was so phenomenal. Ray, we're talking about.

It's funny because Olivia Dean is blowing up, like, British jazz girl. And I was like, Ray's been working hard. So Ray now has the song, the jazz British girls. I'm a big Ray fan. Actually, the British girls now plus Lily Allen. They've got a crushing it. No, I'm like, did we go? Oh, my God.

Should we change this to a British podcast? Oh, my God. Wait. And then I was with a girlfriend who... Who? I'm just kidding. She's blonde. I was with a girlfriend who knows Victoria Beckham.

And she had said something and she was like, oh yeah, Victoria said that about you. And I go, sir? Sorry what? She's like, yeah, me and Victoria talked about you. And I was like, okay. Wait, that's like when you have a question, you're like, what did they say? No, that's literally... With every fucking word.

I was like, what was her tone though? Yeah, what was her tone? Yeah, what was her tone? combo or was she just like oh yeah i know her was she like oh my god i love her she's like no she thinks you're so adorable i'm like i am adorable she's actually spot on that's why i checked your website it said she's adorable victoria beckham wait now when you go on stage before we go she's a big podcast victoria beckham called her adorable literally that's how people should introduce me from now oh god anyway um it's Thanksgiving week i love Thanksgiving it's my it's my favorite

Let's start from the beginning. What do you like about? No, I love Thanksgiving, too. I can't wait. And you know what we're thankful for? Giggling.