Giggly Squad - Giggling about fangirling, public bathrooms, and Erewhon

Episode Date: May 6, 2024

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Well the truth is days are made up. It's a social construct. But if we are going by days, Mike Al is on Monday. Yeah, I'm so excited, because it's like. I actually can't remember the last time I was like, oh my God, it's Friday. Like, is that just something that goes away when you like become an adult?

No, it's because we're weird podcasters who have our own weird creepy hours that we work. No, like Saturday morning I woke up and I was like, why do I have 23 messages in or 23 emails that just came in and then my agent texted me and was like, hey, sending you a ton of emails this morning. And I was like, what day is it? Well, let's talk about the good email. Let's stay positive. The good email is that you're going to Met Gala

after fucking party, which is arguably more fun. No, I'm so fucking stressed. I don't have an outfit. And this is tomorrow? Tomorrow. What are you doing? Get off the pod, find this outfit. You have to go.

I, and I'm like, what do I do? So I went on Net-a-Porter because you can get things like same day delivery in New York City, which is just, just the most beautiful idea ever. Yeah. So I just ordered a bunch of stuff to try on to see like, okay, what, what's happening? I think there's two types of girls.

The girls that's, no, three. The girls that say Net-a-Pport-ay, net-a-port-air, and net-a-porter. Three very different species of girls in New York City. I feel- And you know which one I am. You're net-a-port-ay. I'm net-a-porter. I'm net-a a porter in my heart.

But in front of certain people, I'll say net-a-porter, but then feel gross about it. It's like when I say croissant. No, that's exactly what I was gonna say. Net-a-porter to me is people that say Barcelona. No, Ibiza. And I'm like, okay, I wanna kill you. And they complained about being jet lagged

when they went there two months ago. It's like, it's cause you do drugs every night, you don't sleep. It's like, it's cause you do drugs every night, you don't sleep. It's not cause you flew to Europe. Yeah, and so I'm just like, net-a-porter. Also with the Met Gala theme, I'm annoyed by it because I feel like it's always a riddle, so they never make it make sense.

And then when people don't get it right, they get mad at them and I'm like, then make it simple. The Met Gala is taxes. It and I'm like then make it simple. That's all right. Mecca is taxes Figure it out Literally Anna Wintour is the IRS of fashion because she's like I know what the theme is You owe me the perfect outfit for the theme You have to figure it out on your own and if you don't you will go to worst dressed list you will be in jail how do you perceive it's

sleeping beauties which could that should have been it but then they add something to confuse you reawakening fashion what does that mean so my first thought went to Aurora like sleep the actual sleeping beauty. And so if you break that down, the outfit that she was in was very like, like not gilded age because that was last year. Yeah, Bridgerton-ish. So I'm like, I feel like a lot of people

are gonna go that way. But then if you just take the word awakening, that could mean anything in terms of like flowers, like blooming. It could be like anything waking up. So I'm like, I don't, I have no fucking idea. Doja Cat might just come as like an eye, like a big iris. That's another riddle, just like thinking like,

what is Doja Cat? How is Doja Cat interpreting it? Is doja cat? How is doja cat? Interpreting it is doja cat going to jewel or not. Is she going to watch jewel? Yeah. Oh, yeah I forgot about that. Are you she not invited cuz she jeweled. No, I think she's invited cuz there was a I mean in her Like last song she was like I can't smoke here like she made a reference to it. Yeah. But she's such a relatable bitch, I love Doja. She is, and also she was like waiting in line. You know, it wasn't like she was like doing the interview, she was literally waiting for her turn

and like minding her own business. Can someone start a TikTok of celebrities waiting in line? Cause that's when they're most interesting. When they're forced to wait like normal people. No, or just like TikToks of like famous people like leaving the bathroom stall. Like everyone is the same when you have just opened a communal bathroom stall

and you're walking to wash your hands. Everyone is the equal in that moment, I feel like. Like that's a quality right there. Or when you don't have enough toilet paper in the stall and you moment I feel like. Like that's equality right there. Or when you don't have enough toilet paper in the stall and you have to be like, how y'all doing? Hey! I would never do that. You would never ask for toilet paper? No. Even if you pooped? Nope. Well here's another thing, I would never poop in a public place unless I was like dying, like I couldn't get home.

So fucking different. Cause first of all, I see an airport bathroom, I go, I can't wait to literally, this place is gonna be a blood bath. I'm going to destroy this bathroom. Okay, wait, the only place, that's the only place I would feel comfortable because at the Delta Lounge, it is like individual.

If there's a wall, I can do it. Look, if I'm at a Wendy's, I'm not apologizing. Like that's where you go to, like girls are leaving their boyfriend's apartment to blow up the Wendy's. I'm not, I'm disrespecting a public bathroom. That's what it's for, okay? Yeah, if it's a two stall, I don't love that,

but I will wait for the girl to leave and then do my due diligence. But I have to say, when this happens, I go, this is girlhood, girlies, I'm out of toilet paper, and then you put your hand underneath, and this girl will give it to you, and she goes, do you need more?

And then you're like, my pussy's not that big big I'm not ever stressed that the girl next to me isn't gonna give it and be like, oh my god, that's so embarrassing Like yeah, like I don't think they're gonna bully me that I don't have any toilet paper figure it out bitch Figure it out you stupid slut Like I don't think they're gonna throw their camera over and start recording me and yell, world star. But I don't know, it's my own insecurity that I'm just like, I can't do that. Sometimes when I'm in my own home and I poop,

I'm like, I've ruined my house. Okay, this is really niche, but do ever like have the tiniest little poop like you're not really pooping but like a little poop comes out and then you look at it and it's so little and cute and you kind of want your partner to see it so they think that's how you poop like I almost want to leave it in so does is oh, that's what your poops look like. Never not once. Have I ever thought? I really want Craig to know this about me. In general or with pooping?

In general. You go, the less information the better. He needs to figure it out. I'm not leaving. Well, that would be my, that's my Easter egg poop for Dez. Yeah. No, but I don't, I'm just like weird when it comes to like public. I don't even want to talk about this because I feel like you're gonna, in general, yeah,

I feel like you're gonna jinx me and now like and the next time I step out of my apartment I'm gonna be like I have to shit myself So this is my thing ask me a place and i'll tell you if I poop there Like is there anywhere I wouldn't poop where do you think that's how I feel like with my outfits I'm like if you tell me what I was wearing i'll tell you exactly what the night was And you're like i've used this bathroom. Tell me a location I'll tell you if I poop there I will do it. I can't think of one public place that it's like it's just this is why because men do it so why can't girls do it? If men could do it why can't we do it? No that's so true. It is true. I'm kind of a

baby with food and poop like if I have to poop I can't. Like if I have to poop, I can't hold it. If I have to eat, I need eat right now or I'll ruin everyone's day. No, you are, yeah. You're temperamental when it comes to nourishment. Also, if I've been acting different on this pod, you guys are like, who is she? I've been in LA for one day. And she's, no, guys, she's been in LA for one day

and she's currently recording the pod in a robe Freshly spray tanned just got up and like answered the door for room service So she's different the thing with giggly squad is I feel like so connected to the gigglers like we are growing together So what our job is like whenever we see insider shit? We have to tell the gigglers and I don't feel like I'm putting stuff on shit, we have to tell the gigglers, and I don't feel like I'm putting stuff on blast, because it's just for the gigglers. No, Hannah, I'm so happy you're saying this, keep going.

So I was invited to this crazy brunch yesterday, and I didn't take any photos, because I wanted to pretend I was cool, meanwhile I was like, I'm telling the gigglers every fucking second of what I see at this party. You're like mental noting it. So it was this brunch for the Netflix is a Joke festival. And my brunch, it was like this garden party at a mansion,

which is so LA, because in New York, we don't even have gardens. No, we've never seen a flower. So it was in a huge backyard. And I'm very like growing with my agent I'm like it should be fun like I'll try not to embarrass myself. First person I see is Jon Stewart who by the way hot. Yeah I was gonna say how tall? Little but hot. Yeah well you know what's also annoying about men is like their salt and pepper like hair

and beard for whatever reason like is just like why does it look good on them? You know who you're talking to. I think we're actually attracted deep down to men who are tired and don't look like they want to fuck every girl and look like they've just like party too hard that they're like done and there's some. Do you want to know what it is? they wanna fuck every girl and look like they've just like partied too hard that they're like done and there's something attractive. Do you wanna know what it is? I think because you know that they've aged,

so they had to get to that level for us to respect them because we were like, oh, you actually probably have learned at least one thing. Yes, like he knows something. He knows something. Something I could ask him about. And he's, they're weaker, they're weaker. And he can be like well voiced, like well versed in it.

You know, like there's one thing where he knows a lot about it. And if we had to, we could outrun them because they have arthritis. Yes. And there's something about it. Like, okay, the question, would you rather be stuck with a man or a bear?

Let's revise it. Would you rather be stuck with a bear or a zaddy older man with gray hair a hundred percent zaddy older man with gray hair tell me your stories of war like I will feed you Advil like what did you do when you had to get up and turn the TV off manually like what was that journey like for you yeah when you had to meet someone somewhere and you didn't have a cell phone and they didn't show up, like what did you do? What did you think?

Did you go to their home? Did you immediately go to something happened to them? Or was that par for the course and you went about your own day? Literally, when you wanted food and you couldn't Uber Eats it, how did you get the food? Did you farm? Did you gather?

Did you look up recipes like in a recipe book from your grandma or was it all word of mouth? Did you print out MapQuest? Was there even MapQuest when you were growing up? So it's just, life is perspective. So anyway, I see Jon Stewart and I go, that's fucking crazy, but it's okay, play it cool. Then I look and I see Love love of my life, Chelsea Handler.

Who is one of those people that, okay, I'm saying, I'm bad at social climbing, like I'd rather avoid an awkward situation than be like, I'm gonna risk it to like get a relationship with this person. So I'm, if you're out there, I'm quiet. I'm chilling, I'm here if you need me I'm not reaching out Yes, so I see her and I I don't I'm like I'm not gonna

Giggly squad slogan should be I'm not reaching out And it doesn't mean I don't care and love you it's actually the opposite I Respect your time and space. I'm not fucking out. I mean, there's times when I'm like, I'm not gonna reach out to Paige because I care about her right now. I'm gonna wait this one out.

I'm gonna wait it out. Two days ago, I waited a little. I gave her some breathing space. And you're the only person truly that knows, you're the only person I've cried to in the past couple of days. You're the only person truly that knows, you're the only person I've cried to in the past couple of days. You're the only person that truly knows I've been going through something.

Cause you're a cat. Everyone's like, what's going on? Where are you going? Do you wanna hang out? I let you come to me. Stop. When you are ready, you come to me. But if I come to you, you're gonna scurry away and hide.

Yeah. Under the bed, and then you won't come out for six days. And I said, that's what you get for trying to get her to come out. I even texted anyone back, immediately got on the phone with you and started crying. I was like, finally someone that understands me isn't. Also you started crying when I said something like a joke.

Yeah, I was like, she gets me, okay. So Chelsea like looks at me, I look at her, and she goes, I kind of blacked out, but someone told me she said Hannah Baby. Oh my god, so she adopted you. And she runs over, and I just was like, Chelsea, I think I said to her, I looked at her, I said, how does it feel to have this town on your back?

Yeah. That's what I said to her. I've never said that sentence in my life, but I just see her, and she inspired me to do comedy, and she's jokingly saying hi to me. It's, you know when you can't process it? So that's crazy. Yeah, it's an out of body experience. You're like, this is happening to someone else

that I know, but it's not, it's certainly not me. I'm like, they're not talking to me. Like, this is, they think I'm someone else. Yeah. Then she turns, she goes, I wanna introduce you to someone. Sarah fucking Silverman. Wow.

Standing there. And this is early in the party, so I haven't really settled yet. I'm in that adrenaline phase where I'm scared, fight or flight, and I see her, and I just being like, I was like, oh, are you hot? Because she was wearing a sweater.

Because I'm trying to act cool, you know? Yeah, normal everyday banter. Because the gigglers are so cool with us, I never think about it, but I'm like, what do you say when you see someone that you like listen to or watch? Do you start with I'm a fan? Do they not want to know that?

So I forgot. And she was actually so funny, she was like, you know what's crazy? This is the third outfit I put together. Like I chose this outfit. Like I literally took effort for this bad outfit. And she's like. Wait, you kind of do her voice. I do her face.

She goes, isn't it crazy? This is the outfit I put on. And other people tell you you're good at impressions or is it just me? It's just you. Because I think you're so good. And then Grace tells me I'm good at singing. You guys are fucking lying to my head to make my head big.

But she was wearing a hat and I was like, you look incognito. And then I was like, well, obviously she's famous. Why would I say, like, of course she's trying to be incognito. But like we're at this. I hate the internal dialogue. My internal dialogue is so loud in these conversations.

Then Chelsea turns and I realize I'm stuck with Sarah Silverman. And you could tell that she was like, it was too early in the party for me to be stuck with her. I wasn't in the flow state yet. And I realized, oh, but I'm not gonna leave from talking to Sarah Silverman because I don't want to be rude.

But I'm also like, I know she doesn't want to be stuck with me right now. So I was stuck with her for maybe like 10 seconds too long. So I felt bad, but then like, it was all good. I turn, Kat Williams just walking through the brunch with a hoodie on that was bedazzled with like a cross, like a knight.

Okay, okay. I'm visualizing it. And then I turn and I see Eliza Slesinger. Wow. Who I have a show with in Calgary, but I haven't met yet. You do. So I'm opening for her in Calgary.

Everyone gets tickets. Will you wear that again? I don't know. I think it's Canada, but I have no idea where in Canada. But like, I don't know. No, if someone said put Calgary on a map right now, I would die. Wait, that's actually so scary.

I feel like I should a hundred percent know that. And I'm going to say that it's on the West coast of Canada. I feel like it's West coast too, but it could be, it could be in Mexico. Because part of me was really quickly, I was going to say it was in Ireland or like the Netherlands I'm coming to Dublin by the way anyway, so I look at her and I go

Hi, and she kind of is confused for a second. I'm like, oh no, this is so embarrassing Because I never want to be like you should know who I am But like yeah, she's like tagged me stuff, because we're doing the show. And then she goes, oh my God, Hannah Brenner, sorry, I'm sorry, great to meet you. And I said, literally, call me anything you want, I don't care. And she did this really cool thing, Finding Your Roots,

that my mom watched and told me about, where celebrities go on, where they go through your DNA, and do this crazy thing to find your ancestors. No, I need it. And people, they find out the craziest shit. And they'll be like, your great-great-grandpa was a farmer who was married to, they find out crazy shit. Anyway, so I told her that.

She was like, thank you. And then she goes, she just grabs my arm. She goes, do you want to say hi to Kat Williams with me? Cause I want to meet him. And I was like, did Eliza Slesinger just ask me? Ask me if I want to be her sidekick to meet Kat Williams. And I go, what fucking drug am I on right now? No, literally.

Like literal ecstasy. So I'm getting, I'm like, this is better than my wedding day. Wait, what were you wearing? So I wore those pajama pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With this like Zara top, but the problem with the Zara top is like it didn't really, it was like, there's like two little hooks.

It was just unhooking the whole time. Yeah. Like. Isn't it so annoying when you're having like an outfit situation and you're trying to act like a normal person. I was holding my tits together because it's like the outfit when I tried it on was great.

God forbid I move my shoulders for a second. Women are not allowed to move when they're dressed. And then because I was touching it got a little orange because I guess I had like, I was touching my face. Who knows? It was a fucking disaster. But anyway, fighting for my life. So she grabs me and we're trying to find Cat Williams.

Kevin Hart walks by. Sebastian Maniscalco and his wife. And it's not even that they were like famous people. It's that we're in this environment where it was just only comics. It felt like a high school reunion and I was the eighth grader. Was it like Pastor Durbs?

Like what was going on? Yes, and it was like a bar and it was kind of the morning. So John Mulaney and Bo Burnham, tall. Yep. Who was the tallest? Who was the tallest? Bo Burnham. OK.

Then Nick Kroll. Then I see. So everywhere you look is the most famous person you've ever seen. And this is the thing. There's one thing about seeing famous people. It's another thing when you're seeing people who have inspired your life and your career.

Like it's one thing to be like, oh yeah, that person's on TV versus like, that person has influenced me. Yeah, has influenced me in like a certain decision. Yeah, it's like very powerful. So like I was acting like crazy and I never act like this, like that, or it's like when I met Roger Federer. Like it's like people who I really respect

what they've accomplished in their life. So everyone turned- And like I sometimes get like sad when people are like, oh, don't meet your heroes, because yes, there are like situations where you're like, wait, that person was so not what I was expecting. But sometimes it's exactly what you were expecting from that person, and it's so even more special,

because you're like, I fucking knew that you were gonna be just like normal and chill. Or you meet someone that's like, actually on the flight going there, I saw Melanie Linsky, she was sitting like two seats in front of me, and she was talking to everyone, and some people who aren't as famous But you find out they're like really cool people you're like, oh you're fucking amazing and people don't talk about it enough. Um

So then I I run into Whitney Cummings who I now know who yeah like from all the comics She like probably hasn't lost money of all of them ande, she's, you wouldn't even know she's famous. She's just shooting the shit, wants to make everyone laugh. Literally me and her are pushing each other, playing like little kids. And I'm like. I've always thought that she has really great skin. The most incredible skin.

And she has her strategies, but things that I can never do. Like sleep me on your back and shit. But. Oh, yeah. So sleep me on your back and shit. But um. Oh yeah. I've heard about that. We get in a line to do a photo with all the comics. So literally it feels like a class, it felt like high school.

No, this is so crazy. Where like the popular people in the front, like they were like, Chappelle, Chappelle. And then it comes over and then Kevin Hart, like Bert Kreischer standing there. I'm like literally forgetting people cause there were so, it was insane.

Everywhere you looked. No, that's insane, Hannah. That guy Brett, is it Brett Goldstein from the- Was it just like, okay, this is like a weird question, but like, was everyone, like I feel like if I were to walk into a room like that and it was all models, like I would be eating the past or derves.

If you're walking into a room with all comedians, like is everyone laughing? Like what comedians, is everyone laughing? What is the, is everyone just telling the funniest jokes? Everyone is making fun of the event. So everyone you walk up to is like, this fucking type of, you know, everyone's just, this is crazy, right? How do you act?

How do you act in these, every comic's in their own head. So I went up to Nikki Glaser and she's like, I don't know if I can stay here any longer, this is, I don't know what to do. And I'm like, you're Nikki fucking Glaser. That's why I feel comfortable with comedians, cause I'm like, oh, you guys are mental. You got so much shit going on up there,

it makes me feel more comfortable that I also. And I was with Heather McMahon and we were laughing, these are the like most attention-loving Narcissists on the planet trying to take a photo right now in a group photo like it was insane Everyone was like jumping around it was hilarious. Um, and then I had Heather McMahon with me. Thank God So we found each other but then you literally need one person at things like this and you're just like My life would have been insane. Judd Apatow just like strolling. Just casually strolling. Like eating a lobster roll. It was like it was it was so fucking crazy and then this is where I like

threw up. We're walking to the garden and all the comics are joking like what if they're just like taking us out back to like get rid of us like this is what the comics are saying. This is what the comics are saying. This is what the comics do. You're in a beautiful little home. The most beautiful, no one of the comics, I almost tripped and they're like, you could fucking sue this guy and make a lot of money.

This is the stuff they're saying. Oh yeah, Tiffany Haddish, anyway. So I look who I'm walking, we're all getting squeezed in and walking down this lane and I look who happens to be next to me and it's Jim Gaffigan, my love of my life, Zaddy, who has come over to me. Tall.

Yes, actually tall. People don't talk about him. He has come over to me before, like in New York City, just joking, like, do you like it when girls have diarrhea? Like joking about, like I guess he sees my videos, which is crazy. That's, wait, that's insane. Dude, that alone, like, oh yeah, Jim Gaffigan

came up to me and asked, do I like it? Jim Gaffigan was doing an impression of me. Like, I froze to the point, like, you know, when I feel like I'm pretty, I can come up with shit, pretty froze, like, I forgot what English was. So I look at him and I'm like, hey, because I know he knows, he knows me. And he looks at me and he goes,

so how do you get these interviews with like Justin Bieber's wife and like JLo? Justin Bieber's wife is so hilarious to me. And I'm like, so he has Bieber fever. He loves Justin Bieber. Yeah, I know, literally. So he was like asking me how the interviews go. And Heather was next to me and was like,

hi Jim, I love your work. And I said, I start to make, he was goofy, so I start to make fun of him. Like I got a good vibe from him and I was like, Jim, do you know that once at the stand, you thought I was a waiter? And he starts laughing. And I was like, you asked.

Did he? Yeah, he goes, because we were just standing, I was waiting to get on stage and he just saw and I was like, you asked. Did he? Yeah, he goes, cause we were just standing, I was waiting to get on stage and he just saw me standing there. And he asked, he basically asked like, is there water here? Like I think he was like, but he's like, can I have a water?

And I go, absolutely. And I turn, go to the bar, get him water, come back, give it to him, and then go on stage. Cause what else, what else do you do? What am I supposed to do, Jim Gaffigan's thirsty? You're like, I don't know, there's a hose out back, Jim. What the fuck do I look like? So I go, Jim, you thought I was a waiter.

He starts laughing. I go, you asked me to get you water, and I got it for you. And he started dying laughing, and I was like, oh my god, I made Jim Gaffigan laugh. And he goes, well, if there's an awkward moment, I'll be there, and I'm dying laughing. And then he knows Dez. So he's laughing about Dez and Jim Gaffigan's wife.

We respect Dez because he has saltwater hair. Great hair. No, he literally said that. He called, he was like, he's a silver fox. Like every man is obsessed with Dez. So then I found out that Jim Gaffigan's wife actually like helps him a lot with his comedy, like is his writing partner.

Like they produce all this stuff together. And I was like, dude, your wife is so badass. And he's like, yeah, and she's, you know, we're dealing with like teenagers now. Next thing I know, I'm talking to Jim Gaffigan about his family. Oh, I forgot, he has like a full baseball team at home. So I was standing, it was me, Bo Burnham,

I wasn't talking to Bo Burnham, God forbid, I wasn't talking, I was just standing there, Rikki Veles, and Jim Gaffigan runs over and he goes, oh, is this what all the young kids are hanging out? Literally just like a goofy dad at a party. He was like, is this for the young books? Is Ricky Velez the comedian that was with us in Vegas? Yes, and he was in The King of Staten Island.

He's like Pete Davidson's bestie. He's very funny. So funny and so chill, just like New Yorker. Yeah. So I'm just like talking about life with Jim Cavigan. And then I met Jimmy Carr. I don't know if you know Jimmy Carr. He's like a British comedian.

And Demetri Mart was there. I think if I saw a picture of him I would know. But long story short, one of my agents kept, I was like, oh my God, that's John Mulaney. And he's like, do you want to meet him? And I'm like, absolutely long story short, one of my agents kept, I was like, oh my God, that's John Mulaney. And he's like, do you want to meet him? And I'm like, absolutely not. Yeah, like no.

Absolutely no. I'm not gonna burden John Mulaney with saying, putting his hand out and saying, hi, nice to meet you. No, the way I'm gonna meet these people is if the universe wants me to. If we're both reach for the same shrimp. And I go. If they need a water, I'm here.

I will get them water, but I'm not, do you wanna be introduced? Some people are good at that, like, hey, nice to meet you, and they say no. I'm not forcing my energy on people who haven't given me an opening to ask for it. No. So at one point, it became like a school dance,

where it was literally like me, Whitney, Nikki Glaser was like over there, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman, and I was like, I literally turned to someone I was like, this is the best day of my life. Yeah. Like I wasn't cool, but like everyone was being silly and I can do, I can keep up with that.

I'm bad with the like, everyone's acting cool, I don't know how to add to the conversation. Yeah. Or I'll say something kind of funny and people will be like, is she okay? One time Hannah texted me at a party, she was at a party. And she said, I think they're doing drugs in the bathroom.

And I said, yeah, probably. And she was so just taken aback. I couldn't believe that she couldn't believe that someone would be in a bathroom stall at a club in New York City doing drugs. Okay, so I never go to parties. And back then I got invited to my first ever like kind of cool party.

And I don't think they thought I would show up because it was kind of intimate. And I just showed up. No, it was a legitimate intimate gathering. just showed up. It was a legitimate intimate gathering. I walked in I was like okay because I'm not close with this person by any means. And I knew you were nervous because you never text me like before you walk in somewhere and before you walked in you were like wait I wish you were here so bad. No I had that moment where I'm like I could turn around right now and And then I got there and I was bombing

and then the two girls who I knew kept disappearing in the bathroom. And I was like, what are they, are they shitting? For a good 30 minutes I was like, should we check on them? Are those girls okay? Then they come out and they would just dance. And I'm trying to talk and they were just dancing and weird dancing and then they go back in the bathroom and then I think

Someone like referenced it but I was like someone check on them Maybe she has a stomach virus. Maybe she has a flu No, it was one of the best I've gotten I've gotten a couple texts like that from Hannah But that was one of and then they all were like, let's go out after like from this party. And I felt like I failed. So I was like, maybe this is the universe saying like, you have another shot. Nope. They were in the bathroom the whole time and the other bar too. So I'm just like sitting at the bar.

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So anyway, this party was so fucking insane and just such a cool vibe. And then I obviously have to go to Erwan. Right. So I go to Erwan, I panic. I panic ordered. Cause what's it like inside? It actually like it's crowded, but it's like people know what to do.

And it's actually not that clear like where to stand, how things work. They don't have signs, which is very rich. I feel like the richer it is, the less signs. No signage is really rich. Like, have you ever walked into a store and you're like, oh, let me like check what size this is. And it's like there's no price tag. And you're like oh let me like check what size this is and it's like there's no price tag and you're like yep okay I don't like that's a terrifying world basically if you have to ask they don't want you there no I

literally this literally happened to me the other day I'm leaving Saks because I was leaving a facetim appointment and I saw these like Louis Vuitton trunks. And I was just like, oh my God, like that. Like a, oh like, like a trunk. Like for like buried treasure. Like for gold, a trunk. Okay, my vision was. For a pirate ship. A trunk. Okay, my vision was...

For a pirate ship? This is literally how we are so different. A trunk? I'm obsessed with trunks. Like of a car. Like how they open. No, like I love like a trunk. Like I just think they're so like

chic and Where are you putting these trunks? Like how do you carry these trunks around? Like when I was little I had these three pink trunks that had that were like different sizes and they had like gold Like hardware and I loved them so much. Do they have a key? Yeah, they had like a key and like I always wanted to go to sleepaway camp because I wanted to bring like my trunks. You have like bodies in it? Like what do you hide? Why do you lock it up? Like that's so sketchy. You're like oh getting my getting my jeans gotta unlock it. People try to steal my jeans. I had this vision like ever since I was little, that I wanted like these big Louis Vuitton trunks,

but I wanted them to be a coffee table. And like, so different sizes, and then you put like glass on the top, and then it's like a coffee table trunk. So they had all these trunks in Louis Vuitton, so I walked in and I was like, oh, like how much is like this big trunk? And the guy just like kind of looked at me

and he was like, I'd have to like go in the back and he came back and he gave like this astronomical amount and I like started laughing and I was just like, oh, well then no, that's insane. And it was just like, and then I was like, okay, I shouldn't have walked in. I know what you're talking about, Louis Vuitton trunk, you know where I saw those?

Paris. You go to these vintage stores and they have so many trunks. Well, they're made, you can't just like, you can, they're all like custom. Yeah. So like, yeah, any of the vintage ones were like some ones. Like an old lady died, like an old pirate died

and they donated their trunk. But they're so, I mean, they're old pirate died and they donated their trunk. I mean they're like insanely expensive, it's like stupid. But I feel like I can like get something that like looks, so I'm in the market for like vintage sheet trunks. No vintage trunks are, okay I get where you're going but it is giving pirate cunt, pirate sheet cunty, cunty pirate.

You're so fucking weird. So, and I love how there's probably people being like, Paige is the most normal person, and then there's people who are like, Hannah's 100% right in this situation, that's why this podcast exists. Like my pouches, my pouches could live in my trunks. I'm at Arwan, I'm like, how much is the salmon?

And they're like, let me go to the back and I'll find out. But no, there was like a line and I don't understand the speed of it. I don't know, like I just, cause I wanna look like I fit in. So I get to the front, there's no signage and everyone's like, there's all these things you could pick from.

So I'm like, hey, can I have like a couple things? And they were like, oh, the combo. I'm like, yeah, the combo. Like that doesn't say combo anywhere. So I'm like, hey, can I have a couple things? And they were like, oh, the combo. I'm like, yeah, the combo. And I wasn't saying combo anywhere. So it looks like, wait, wait, wait. It looks like you step up to almost how you would get deli meat, like that type,

and they do it for you? Yes, yes. But they have a ton of precooked stuff, but then they don't tell you one meat, two sides. I don't know, it could've been super easy to put that somewhere. But anyway, I'm like, okay. And then I'm like, okay, I think I'm choosing a protein

and I can only see salmon and then some thing that I wasn't sure about. So I was like, okay, salmon. And then I just panicked and got mashed potatoes because I feel like you can't go wrong with mashed potatoes. Yeah, you really can't. Then he started wrapping it up. I go, oh!

I'm doing two sides. I'm not doing one side. Yeah, sorry, you said the combo. You said the combo. You said the combo is not two, I want three. Three's a party. But then I panicked, because I should do a vegetable, and then I ordered this eggplant parmesan thing,

which in Italian culture, you don't mix fish and cheese. You just don't. So immediately I feel like I made a mistake. Bad. But I'm not gonna tell him to undo it, I'm at Arwan. So I say thank you, this is perfect. And then I grab a St. James iced tea, which is so good by the way.

Wait, Hannah, this is so, no, this is so fucking weird that you are saying this, because I did a grocery order the other day and I saw them, I've never seen them before and I was like, I'm just gonna get these. I always see them on Instagram. I can't stop drinking them. You guys, this is not sponsored.

As an iced tea girly, I don't like when it's too sweet but I honestly do not want just dirty water tasting tea but then when you do these diet teas, it could taste really fake and then when you do regular tea You're like, did I just snort? Sheek like I look at them in my refrigerator and I'm like, they're bad It's the perfect amount of sweetness and when I say that I don't mean like it's like you taste like this is a good-ass drink

You know what? It kind of reminds me of but it's better is like the pure Yeah, like the only team it purely isn't like the pure, hang up the marketing team. Pure Leaf. Pure Leaf isn't like, okay. Pure Leaf has left the chat. Yeah, it's very much like that, like you feel healthier, but it does taste better. And yeah, some of the ice teas are like desserts where this is so good.

It's like 20 calories. It feels, it's good. It's natural. I woke up the morning of the reunion at like a God forsaken hour, like a witching hour. And I was getting my hair and makeup done and I like was chugging one, cause I was so thirsty and I just like loved it.

I did throw it up. So that is a disclaimer. How did it feel coming back up? That's the thing. I'm like, I'm a fan for life because like it actually, I was like, oh, okay, that was not that bad. I got a two for one. I was like, this like, oh, okay, that was not that bad. I got a two for one. I was like, this is my own anxiety,

but thank you, St. James. I appreciate your help during all this. St. Anthony, St. James, we pray to St. James and St. Anthony. So I grab my iced tea and then there's no line. There's just people at, there was no organization for the line, so then I'm just standing alone. They're like paying it for it with like with

their palm. Yeah or they're just like they've invested in the company and then they just I don't know so then I just there was no one for me to stand behind. It's a give one take one type of thing here. Yeah and we're like give your firstborn and then you could get some salmon. And then you get a Hailey Bieber smoothie. Yeah, so then I was standing in a place that seemed okay, but then everyone kept making me move out of the way and I'm like, where the fuck am I supposed to stand for this line? Anyway, so I just go up to the guy, we pay,

they ask me for the receipt. I'm like, it's food. I don't need a fucking receipt. No, I'm just kidding. I didn't speak like that, but I always get confused about that. And then I- So they're not like Trader Joe's where they have to ask you questions.

No, they were pretty transactional, which was nice. I think because they feel bad that you spent $200 on salmon. It's funny because I never go to Trader Joe's in the city because I just do Instacart. So I never am in there. Trader Joe's, you know that you walk into Trader Joe's in the city because I just do like Instacart. So like I never am in there. Trader Joe's, you know that you walk into Trader Joe's during like a crazy time and you just get in line

and then the line flows through the whole entire store and you shop through the line. No. First of all, no. We're gonna do a show of celebrities waiting in line at Trader Joe's and shopping. Second of all, I forget that they have this rule where they talk to you or whatever.

So I only ever go to the Trader Joe's in South Carolina because I'm getting flowers. And as a New Yorker, I just like am not expecting people to talk to me ever, like especially in the grocery store, like ever. So when I get up to the line and I'm paying for all my flowers, the cashier says, oh, what are you doing with all these flowers?

And I immediately am like, excuse me, like who the fuck are you to ask me what I'm doing? Like, because the way she said it, I was like, excuse me, like who the fuck are you to ask me what I'm doing? Like because the way she said it, I was like, what? Like what? Like is she asking me what? Yeah, like are you investigating me? Like are you cussing? Yeah, like that's how I felt.

She was like, why do you need all of these? And I was like, pardon? And then another, and then I just said like, oh, just like for around the house. And then some, and then like the girl that was bagging it asked another question and I was like, what the fuck's going on here like in my head fucking FBI and then like immediately like it clicks in my head I'm like oh I'm at a Trader Joe's they like have to like they don't give a flying fuck so

then I was like okay like and then I felt better but immediately I was like who are you to ask what I need with all these jaysies? I do have to say like I know that we're more like introverted but who are people who actually enjoy talking to a stranger over being with yourself? My boyfriend. That's something he has to talk to some a stranger about. We actually got into a disagreement because he said to me, oh, do you know the people that live on your floor? And I was like, no. That's unsafe. I was like, why would I know the people

that live on my floor? I just moved in a week ago. And he was like, well, it's not like your old building. Like there's not that many people. Did you bake them muffins? He was like, so what if you see them in the elevator? Like, what do you say? And I go, nothing. I go, how do I know if you see them in the elevator? Like what do you say? Nothing I go. How do I know the person? I'm in the elevator with lives in that apartment

Like they might not live there. I'm not asking let's talk New York elevator apartment etiquette First of all, if if someone's running to the elevator and you don't make it you don't make it if someone's no one's open Close close close close. I'm a jerk. And everyone will say thank you, okay? Everyone will say thank you. If you leave the door open for someone, everyone goes, oh my God. Cause then what are we gonna do? Do that for every fucking person?

We'll be here all day. Then when you're in the elevator, the people in the elevator with you, that's your team. That's your team. People outside the elevator. Leave them for dead. That's not your team. Leave them for fucking dead.

Then when you're entering an elevator, you don't say anything. You don't say anything. But if it is past 5.30 p.m. and you're in the elevator, when people get off, you can say as they're leaving, like while they're already gone.

Already out of the shaft. Already walking out. You just go, have a good night. Have a nice night. Have a nice night. Have a good night. Have a good night. Have a nice night. Have a good night. Have a good night. And then more often than not, they say, you too.

And that's how you know your neighbors. And that's girlhood. It's just outrageous the amount of talking they wanna do down there and I can't, I don't have the time for it. There is a meme going around of someone said good morning to an old lady and she's like, good morning. And then the person was like, wow, it's really nice out,

and she goes, well, that's enough. You don't care, I don't care. That's where, good morning, okay? We're done, we're done here. So anyway, this is the most LA shit that has ever happened to me, and I love this story so much. And I was like, I can't wait to tell the giggler.

So I said, well, first of all, I see a giggler at Air One. And it's funny because. Thank God, you're like, okay. I know, I was like fighting for my life and then this girl was like, oh my God, hi. Tell Paige I say hi, we took a selfie, I'm feeling myself. Sit down, eat my meal. And as I'm getting up, the girl sitting.

Oh, you sit there? So there's an outer area where you can sit. And I was feeling myself, it was 70 degrees and I was just like eating. I love eating alone, just texting, whatever. So as I'm getting up, this woman, such girly, really nice and calm was like, by the way, I really like your podcast.

And I said, okay, and I look at her in the eye, I'm actually really good with faces. I'm not necessarily good with names, but I will see someone be like, oh, they were episode three of SVU, they played the guy who got shot. I really remember a face. I look at her face and I fucking know this face.

And not in a like, I saw you 10 years ago way. I'm like, this is a very recognizable face. And I go, but I hate being that person, I'm like, I saw you 10 years ago way. I'm like, this is like a very recognizable face. And I go, but I hate being that person, like where were you in? So I was just like, do I know you? And she looks at me and she's kind of like, yeah, and I'm like, I'm so sorry. Are you an actress?

And she's like, yeah. And I'm like, I'm sorry. Can you please tell me like, where do I know you from? And she goes, I'm the AT&T girl. Stop. And immediately I fucking lose, I go, oh my God. Wait, wait. So she normally has bangs in all the commercials.

Yes. But she had her hair pulled back and she was like with her son and I couldn't and she had her hair like slick back like she really... I know exactly who you're talking about. So this girl, like these people are more famous than like Brad Pitt like we see them every day on our TVs so I'm like... I love that girl she's so freaking cute. She goes I'm a giggler so then I'm like this conspiracy theory that like all every celeb listens to Giggly Squad is getting my head so big.

So I go, oh, and she's like, I love you, Paige, da da da. And I go, I'm so sorry, can I get a photo with you? So she bothered me. And then I know, I'm like, am I annoying the AT&T girl? Like, I'm like, is she mad at me? And I'm like, can I get a photo with you? And she's like, oh my god, yes. We take the photo.

And she actually is a comic and she does acting. So shout out, her name is melana And so shout out to melana that was so i love that name random I know gorgeous so la and random and I told her I was like all the gigglers are really hot and successful So like honestly it tracks and then No, and then I walked 40 minutes in la The gigglers like give me confidence wait

minutes in LA. The gigglers give me confidence. Wait, to where? Back to your hotel. Back to my hotel. If it's under 45, I walk. Did you get honked at? Oh, yeah, people thought I was a call girl. I ran into some comedians, and we're both New Yorkers,

because they're for the festival, and they're like, why are we the only people walking in this town? And I'm like, I don't know. He was smoking a cigarette. Your voice immediately changes, and you just automatically have a bacon, egg, and cheese in your hand. You're like, I don't know. He was like smoking a cigarette. Your voice immediately changes and you just like automatically have a bacon egg and cheese in your hand.

You're like, where did this come from? But I'm so wild, like I'm wearing no bra. All my makeup for the morning was sweated out. Like it was chaos. And then I went back to the hotel. So you're an LA girlie. Yeah, I've changed. And then I went to this party later

and like, I think like Jim Gaffigan was there and like no one else and I was like, this party's freaking lame. Like, like I'm ruined. I can never go back. No. I go only Jim Gaffigan is here? Okay. Here's the thing that like I feel like my mom has like said this like my whole life just to work hard in a sense, but it does always keep me motivated. It is so easy to go up. It is so easy to live a better life and it's so easy to enjoy it.

It is so hard to go down. Backtrack. To backtrack. That's why child stars have a hard time because the come up is so good and then their come down is the whole rest of their life. That's why it's like you have to stay grounded but continuously have a goal that you're working for.

That's why anytime people talk about reality TV, I'm like, it is so easy to get lost in the fucking sauce and like wrapped up that if you don't have a goal of what you're working towards like you can't do like you can't maintain it well if you're only if your only happiness is like if you look likable in a scene they cut together you're living your life in just like chaos. It's also like if your happiness is coming from these random moments of fancy shit, then it's so unsustainable where like, that's why anyone who wakes up

and literally smells the flowers, if that can bring you joy, you're fucking dangerous. You're gonna, you're strong. You're mentally healthy. Because even when I first moved to New York City, just being thrown into certain experiences that I've never experienced before, I was like, oh, I'll never not do this then.

So I need to work hard enough so that this is, I can do this on the reg, this is my norm. So it is a norm so it is like a good it's so good to like be in those situations I feel like because it's so motivational like okay you had brunch with Jim Gaffigan and it's like now you're like okay I'm fucking pumped up and I'm fired up like what's next but it is cool to meet these people and be like oh they were me like they were me excited to go to a brunch

like 20 years ago. Like Jim Gaffigan's joke, he's like, we're old geezers now. And I'm like, oh, cause they were the newbies. Yeah, like who is Jim Gaffigan's Jim Gaffigan? They all have it. That's who I like to know. Yeah, I love in interviews when like really famous people like say who influenced and like inspired them.

Like because when I was at the LA Fashion Awards, the like costume designer for all of Cher's costume got like the lifetime achievement award. Oh cool. And it was just like showing pictures of all of Cher's outfits. Every single celebrity has done an outfit based off of a Share outfit.

So it's just like so crazy to see. It's like your inspiration was inspired by someone else. Was inspired by, yes, like no one has an original thought. Like everyone is inspired by someone else and it's like, okay, but like who inspired Share? I also have to do a shout out because I got a facial yesterday like last second. For any like OG gigglers they remember after live giggly squads on Instagram live we

would have would we have Andrew Collin or Andrew Collin we go to Andrew Collin was doing like a dating show, whatever. Well now he has like, oh remember? So now, he has like a gorgeous fiance in LA who happens to be like, amazing at facials. And it's the kind of thing where you're like, okay, is she amazing at facials or is she just beautiful? Like you know you'll see a makeup artist and they're just doing beautiful girls,

I'm like are they good or are they just doing beautiful girls? But Andrew told me like she's really fucking good at what she does and I've been meaning to get a facial by her. This bitch did this thing, like you know when you can feel your face lifted when you're not even looking in the mirror, like you feel lighter and she was like doing all this

gua sha with my jaw and she was like oh this is tight. I'm like that's literally 14 years of trauma. Um, yeah, but I want to shout out to skin by Brenna Alexis skin by Brenna Alexis in LA. She's a facialist go to her. She's so fucking good. No getting a good facial I'm literally on a wait list right now. Oh my god facial. I really want wait, you're crazy No, I've been on a wait list for two months. You know, it's so funny If they didn't have a wait list you'd be like I don't want to go. New Yorkers love waiting. I went to like get an appointment I was like oh my god there's a waitlist like fuck this and then I was like wait there's a

waitlist I'm bugging I need this facial. This is why saying no and being unavailable actually creates more opportunities for you Truly, that's why like I stay home all the time So valid do you know? Brenna also she gave me really good advice because whenever I'm with a girl I'm always like tear my like tell me the truth tear my face apart. Tell me what I need First of all, she's like you haven't drank water since 1994 and I was like was like, it's just by looking at my skin. And she goes, look, there's a difference between dry and dehydrated. She's like, you're oily, like your skin is not dry.

You are dehydrated, drink some water. And I was like, okay, everyone saw that. Hannah, every time I've gone to get a facial, my whole entire life, that was always the number one thing. You're just a little dehydrated. And that's why like your skin isn't repairing quick enough when you do get a breakout, and then you pick it, and then it's worse, and blah, blah, blah.

I'm not kidding, not to sound like I live in suburbia, but ever since I got a fucking Stanley, every time I get a facial now, they say your skin is so hydrated. This is my question, though, they go, drink more water. How much, how many Stanle's are you drinking a day? I? Now that I've like started now I feel like I'm even like more thirsty like if I don't have water like my body now knows what it's like to be fully

Hydrated so when I go below it my body's like um hello. I can't operate like this anymore It's giving you a little bit more marketing scheme. It definitely is a cult for sure. And then you're peeing. It's just like a lot of sacrifices. You are peeing but the satisfaction of seeing your pee be clear. I don't know her. I've never met her. No, it's an insane feeling. And I like I get so many less headaches. I drink a I drink a fuck ton of water. So like I feel like normal girls are like filling it up once maybe twice a day. So I feel like normal girls are filling it up once, maybe twice a day. I'm not kidding, I'm filling this shit up

four times a day, but I also like a lot of ice. Do you clean it in between? Okay, that's another controversy. Like how much fungi are you drinking? No, everyone's like, no, on TikTok, they're like, you have to clean it every day. That's insane. So much radman. Nobody's fucking cleaning their Stanley every day.

But every couple of days I do throw it in the dishwasher. Okay. And I hand wash my straw with like one of the thingies. Okay, fancy. Because I don't trust the dishwasher to clean the inside of the straw. Okay, domestic icon of the straw. Hand wash.

Yeah. No, I'm fucking hand washing over here with my gel x extensions. But you know. Also new nail color of the month I'm calling it. What? Solely because I got it the other day. I didn't want it to be like baby blue,

but I didn't want it to be gray because that felt too dark. So like a grayish light blue. So like if you're wearing white it looks gray, but if you're wearing blue it looks blue. Put it in the newsletter, cause I feel it. I feel that's good too. One other thing she said too,

cause I was like what serum should I use? What masks should I buy? Like what's gonna solve all my problems in like actual life and my personality? And she was like, do you cleanse? And I'm like, I mean, I do some Neutrogena, like take off my makeup and then I like throw, I don't really always cleanse.

If I'm in the shower, I do a face cleanse, but like I don't even put my hair up in a bun. Like I literally just like take off my makeup and then put moisturizer on and she was like, oh. You're a naked mole rat. No, a literal mole rat. First of all, she like kind of like air puked. And then she was like.

No, I don't, yeah, because I'm not even understanding that. I feel like I wasn't actually expecting her to say that first part, because obviously you're cleansing. So this is the thing, at night I shower every night. So I do wash it in the shower. But if I don't shower that night, I'm not really washing my face. I'm just taking off the makeup, putting moisturizer,

and then the morning. Wait, you're taking off your makeup with what? A Neutrogena wipe, which apparently just kind of moves it around. No, that's the most diabolical thing I've ever heard you say. You're taking, wait. Kim Kardashian said she uses Neutrogena wipes 10 years ago.

She was paid for that article. She, you're taking a Neutrogena wipes 10 years ago. She was paid for that article. She, you're taking a Neutrogena makeup wipe, you're wiping off all your makeup, then you're putting on a moisturizer? Yes. Immediately after. You're a sick fuck. And you're actually so lucky

that your skin is as flawless as it is. Thank you. So she told me that the True Botanicals cleansing balm is really good and she told me sometimes she triple cleanses. And she basically was like, it helps everything, like the skin renew. Like she's like, cleansing is more important

than serum, she said. If I'm like in my Melissa Wood health era, then I'm triple cleansing, but it's not all the time. Well, you need to work on that, is what Brenna would say. But she basically was like, keep it simple, don't use a lot of products.

I go, oh my God, my friend Paige, she uses so many products on her face. I told on you, I was like, she's so, like she uses so many products. I'm like always fucking trying it, I'm always so many products. I'm like always fucking trying it. I'm always using the products. And then your mom's like, maybe you should stop literally throwing the kitchen sink in every pore.

I'm like, but somebody said that balsamic vinegar will dry up any people. Also you have to try stuff for six months, but you know you try it for like two days and you're like, this isn't working. No, literally that's how I feel about getting my period. I was like, I thought I was gonna get it by now and then I was like oh I just like

haven't taken the vitamins in a week. I actively work against myself. I get revenge on my own body. Also speaking of periods I don't know if you guys are experiencing this because I went off the pill like a while ago just because I was over it. Now I get the most insane consistent period but like the most insane period for two days like I was over it. Now I get the most insane consistent period, but like the most insane period for two days,

like I can't function. It's like spewing like a murder scene and then it's gone. Are you getting like stomach pains or it's just like you're bleeding a lot? Yeah. Dez was so funny. He's such a dude. I was like, I have my period and he goes,

I feel like you always have your fucking period. Yeah, they don't. He's like, literally you I have my period and he goes I feel like you always have your fucking period. Yeah, they don't He's like you literally you you had you always have your power. Have you ever been with a girl? You're so like see when did we when did you go off your birth control? I'm gonna say like a year the what the time when I told we told all the gigglers to get off their birth Okay, so like and then all the gigglers started having babies. When did you start getting it again? We did a baby boo. I never had a gigler. I never didn all the gigglers started having babies. And then when did you start getting it again? We did a baby boom, we had a giggler boom. I never didn't get it, I've always had my period.

Oh, so you never stopped. No. Like once you went off, it kept coming. Yeah, it's always coming. But I was late, I didn't get my period till I was 14. Yeah, I didn't get mine either till I was 13. What grade were you in? Senior in high school.

No, I'm just kidding, freshman. Oh, no, I think that's when I got mine. That's when I feel like everyone gets it. I like that I was pretending like I was different. I'm like, I'm not like other girls. There's always the one girl who gets it when she's like 10. No, in like fifth grade. I feel so bad for her.

She didn't deserve that. She didn't deserve that. No, I just did for her. And everyone's whispering about it. Yeah, because we don't really know what it is yet and she's like, I don't fucking know either. Like here I am. Yeah, she didn't ask for that life.

She didn't. Anyway. Okay. We didn't ask for this life either. Stay strong out there. We love you guys so, so, so much. We are adding cities to the tour. We heard you.

The thing is, we've been bothering our agents and they were like, hey, like we have to actually make sure the venues are available. I said, well fucking call them again. Yeah. Call them again. I know the AT&T girl, if you need a better connection. If you need 5G.

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