Giggly Squad - Giggling about geosexuals, gray hair, and invisible ink

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. What do you giggling about? Just everything, our lives, just everything, everything. Can you tell them what happened this morning? So I'm just minding my own business.

I'm about to start the pot. I don't say anything. I don't do anything. And this dump truck drives down the street and literally. Me. Suddenly this huge dump truck starts backing up into me. Stupid. It's so funny.

So this dump truck literally drives down the street, takes out every wire in its path, like was way too big to be like driving down the street. And the wires were kind of like hanging low. But doesn't it do that same route every day? No, I don't, I have no idea. I don't know what happened. The men have lost it. Yeah, it's like guys, it's the one thing you do.

It's like logistics of the trash. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? No, it was actually two men. I looked. It was a man in the front seat driving and the passenger. Oh, so two of them. So the wires are like broken in on the street.

And I'm like, my first incident is like, we're all going to blow up. Like you can't drive over wires. What if they're like live and like there's electricity running through them, whatever? Like when you're cutting a bomb like wires. Yeah, basically. Like if you get the blue, it could all go south. So call Verizon. Verizon's like, sorry, can't come till tomorrow.

I'm like, no, unacceptable. Call the police station. I said, can I speak to your manager, the president? I literally said to Verizon, oh, bet I'm calling your boss. They go, what's the emergency? Men were being dumb outside. The police were like, no. that absolutely is an emergency.

Like we'll send someone over to like move them out of the way, make sure it's not dangerous. And then like Verizon has to come. So Verizon came like within the next like couple of hours. But I was like this is ridiculous. We were supposed to record the pod and I'm literally about to set up. And Paige is like, hey, a dump truck just broke my Wi-Fi. And I go at least get creative with it.

I'm appreciative that you've made up a creative story. Normally it's a UTI. Hannah did say, I knew you were going to think I was lying, so I did take a video, I just didn't send it because there was nothing of interest. But Hannah did say I could be one of the nominees for Women of Stem of the Week if I could figure out how to hot spot. But I couldn't. But alas, here we are, the Wi-Fi is restored.

I could not figure out that hot spot. But you still get runner-up of Women of Stem of the Week, which I'm really proud of you for. It was a hard day. Actually, I feel like you're my women of some of the week because the amount of outfits you put together in one weekend, honey. No, no, no. You must be so tired. The emotional stress of that, like, it's like I was in an outfit stressed about how I was going to do the next outfit. It's just like a never-ending outfit nightmare.

Welcome to my life. That's your life. And then you post it and you're like, I'm really proud of this. And they're like, think again. I said pick your favorite if you're a girl's girl And if you're not girls, girl, keep it to yourself But I do have to say me at an event Yeah

I don't know what happens to me But it was chaos Sports Illustrated Times Square Vives are high And I'm making new friends I actually walked in It felt like the first day of school Where like you don't know anyone

And it could go great and it could go horrible. I made so many new friends this weekend. Like I literally was, no, they're all blonde, don't worry. Phew. Zandra. We love Shadha. Zandra.

Well, Alona Marr is an athlete, so that doesn't count. Like, you guys are not. And Hannah did call me and was like, I love Brooks Nader. I knew you were going to love her because, talk about an aura. Yeah, we immediately just started joking. And she's everything I wanted her to be. Yeah. Because some people are so different off.

camera. Some people shut off off camera. So I was like making friends like at the end of the weekend. People were like asking for my number and like like my DM. And I was like am I like a new person? Because now I have like four new friends and that third in your 30s it doesn't happen. Like I'm in a whole new social situation now. Like I have to cancel plans. Like right. I don't even know how to keep up with all my friends now. How do people keep up with a big friend group? It's really hard in your 30s. I'm stressed. But don't. During the party, I'm, like, holding my jacket and my purse. And they're like, you have to go to the red carpet. And I was like, what do I do with my jacket and my purse?

Lucho, our king, our Italian prince. Life is literally just asking yourself that question. Where I'm going to put my jacket in my purse? Am I bringing a jacket? Where is my purse? Is it maybe I left it in this purse? It could be in another purse. Now, it's in one hotel.

Yeah. So I'm like, I can handle this. And Lucho is like, I'll take your jacket. I head down. I'm also chewing gum somehow. I don't know how this happened. I'm about to go on the carpet. Shannon Ford is there and she's like,

you can't go on the carpet chewing gum like that. And I was like, oh no. And then she's a new mom. She puts her hand out. And I go, put it in her hand. It's as if like when you become a mom, you sign a contract of like all the things you now have to do

and like disposing of gum is one of them. And she saw me and her mom alerts went out. She goes that girl needs help. So I get on the car. carpet, everything's fun. Oh, I gave my purse to the person you give your purse to. And I'm off the carpet. I'm ready to party. So I get into the party. I'm having fun. And I realize, don't have my coat or my purse. But I'm not stressed. I'm like, we're all having fun here. So I'm like going around, just being like, anyone see you jacket or purse. Okay, anyway, making

friends. This is my literal. I would have, I, first of all, I hate losing things, because I don't lose things. And also, talk about feeling bad for an inanimate object. When I lose like a piece of clothing, I'm like, and they're never coming home with me again. And they don't know where mama is. And they think that I didn't like them and I was getting rid of them. I wasn't.

I wasn't getting rid of you. So I'm like, honestly, whoever has my purse is probably more responsible than I am. So I'm like, they'll hold my purse. But then it started to go like a little too long. I thought someone eventually would come up to me and be like, Hanaway up your purse. Now, mind you, in my head, I'm like, where the fuck is my purse? And I go, Lucho.

Lucho clearly has my jacket and my purse. No idea where Lucho is. No idea. I find someone who has Grace's number, who has Lucho's number. So I'm actually at this point kind of stressing. You don't have Lucho's number? I don't have my phone, babe. I don't have my phone.

I'm literally raw dogging the Sports Illustrated party. It's 1994 at the Sports Illustrated. party for Hannah. I'm just hopping into photos, smiling, no idea what time it is. Also, meanwhile, not to get into it, but my mom was coming, and I didn't leave her a key for the apartment. So my mom is left for dead. Perfect.

Left for dead. I have no phone. And everyone's just taking photos, being like, how he looks so pretty? I'm like, I know. Everyone's just, like, showing their tits. And like. So finally we see Lucho, and he's all smiley, and he's like, I have your coat. And I was like, and where is my purse?

And he's like, you never gave me your purse. And I was like, Lucho, I swear to God, if you stole my purse. No, I'm just kidding. I could tell he had no idea what the purse was. So now I have my coat, which is like 50% good. So I'm still dancing. You didn't go up to anyone that worked there? This is my thing.

I'm not ruining people's nights yet. Like, it was too early in the night for me to be like, and that's my purse. Like everyone was still like sober. We just got to the club. It was literally a club. So I'm scared. Like half an hour ago.

goes by the head of Sports Illustrated MJ the editor-in-chief walks into the party holding my purse and I go up to her I go it's crazy that's that's my purse and she's like this purse has no identifying information there's no wallet there's because it was like a stylist gave me a purse I didn't put a key wow I didn't put a wallet I didn't put an ID I'm like I don't need ID I have a Charlotte Tilbury lip liner and my phone and I think a pad for my greasy skin. So she's like, we had no idea who this could be. Hannah, Hannah, not more than three days ago. Did I text Josephine for something?

And I was like, we have to pay with your card. And she goes, I don't have my wallet. I go, but you're out in the world. You didn't bring a wallet. And she goes, no, I just have like Apple pay. I'm that type be friend that's literally dancing and I'm like I have a flight in an hour. No, I was, I literally go, that's the most Genzi thing I've ever heard to leave the house without your wallet or your keys. It's something like weirdly rebellious or like empowering where I'm like, I'm not going to fucking bring it.

And it's always like the one day they're like, you can't do anything unless you have your ID right now. And I'm like, I don't know. I've ruined nights because I don't have my ID. Well, yeah, one, that is like a very crucial thing to going out at night. And two, what if something happens to you and they need to know who you like I always am like I'm Jane Doe How will they know that it's me? My phone is being blown up by my mom because my mom's like, hey, there's no key at the apartment And I'm like, thank you so much MJ. I appreciate it. I'm just so in the moment of how good this party is. I forgot where all my stuff was and she's like everyone got their purse back. You clearly gave it to a girl and just never went to get it back. And I was like, such a valid point and we've learned and grown from this next day lost my phone

molly sims randomly is like whose phone is this i said thank you molly sims that's my phone this is the thing because it's sports illustrated and it's full of women i'm like i'm not losing anything here right like i was surrounded by very successful smart cool women i could leave a newborn baby in the middle of the table and it would have had a better life than me Wait, Hannah? We were in a closed, like, ballroom full of cool women. I'm like, I literally was flinging my, I lost my sunglasses, someone else found it. Then typical me, I had to, I literally had to fly out.

And everyone's like, you got to go, you got to go. I'm like, yeah, my flight's at eight. And I'm like, don't worry, it's LaGuardia. Like, it's really close. Don't worry. I'm chatting. Everyone's like, you got to go. You're going to miss your flight.

Get in the car, realize it's fully JFK. Like, where did I even get the idea that it was LaGuardia? And I'm just telling everyone like, it takes 20 minutes for me to go. Like, worry, don't worry about it. It's not JFK. Look at my phone. Fully JFK. How long did you have to get there?

I got there 30 minutes before boarding, but I really wanted McDonald's. And there was a very long line, but in my head I said it's fast food. This is what they do. It's fast food. It was the hot spot. Like, everyone just wanted their McDonald's. Yeah. And there was a huge line.

And I'm just, I waited until the very last minute for my McDonald's. to make it even more dramatic. Ran with a quarter pounder. Wait, I was just going to say, since you, like, banned McDonald's on this last tour and, like, it almost ruined the world tour. What is your order these days? I just like a cheeseburger.

No mustard. So McDonald's put mustard, and it's, like, this isn't a fucking chakudery plate. Like, give me a burger. Oh, see, I like the mustard. See, I like mayo. know if I'm really hungry I add like six to ten chicken nuggets you have to have two different meats yeah you know yeah sorry I want my protein I want my protein but um yeah I had a crazy sports

illustrated weekend all the girls are awesome that's really nice it was giving like Hannah joined a sorority and she didn't tell any of us and she's just like she said she was going to one school she actually transferred one to a different one. She has all new friends. Look, I kept going around being like, I feel like I'm in a sorority. And I feel like all the girls had been in a sorority and they're like, okay. And I'm like, I've never been in a sorority. Yeah, it was like you feeling female friendship. I literally like was the biggest girl's girl this weekend. But you know, you see it on Instagram and you're like, yeah, they're all like pretending to be friends or like they're all friends. But if I was part of the group, I don't know if I would mesh. It was so fun. Like,

um, Alona Marr and I were pretending we were Alex Earle's bodyguards. we actually thought of an incredible business idea. So you know when people have bodyguards, it's like really obvious and also ruins the vibe. Like I don't care how much fun you're having in Coachella. Why is that like man who's clearly sweating because he's in a full tuxedo standing in the middle of Coachella? So I was like, we need undercover bodyguards that are just really strong girls. And when a guy tries to talk to the girl, you just go in front and you go, why are you talking to her? That's my friend. Does she want to talk to you? And you just like cause the scene and the other

girl's innocent. She's like, doesn't even know. So I think we should just get a bunch of female rugby players to be bodyguards from now on. I think it's an extremely smart idea. Because like, I feel like it's, I don't, what are the men going to do? Like fight a crazy girl who comes running up? No. Let the rugby girls handle it. And there's nothing men dislike more. I feel like when a girl takes their job. Yep. I was going to say just like talks. A girl's friend like comes up and starts talking.

They're like, no. You know. Everyone has that friend that will not let anyone talk to anyone in the best way. Like she's like, I'll handle him. Yeah. I'll handle him. Excuse me. Nobody wants you here.

Nobody wants to get out. And you're just like, sorry. Yeah, every group has that one girl that you're like, oh, you do it. Did you see the paparazzi picture of Kylie Jenner, Timothy Shalame, Kendall Jenner, and Jacob Ballardty? No, I just saw the one of Jacob Allerty and Kendall. Kendall chugging a full bottle of rosé on a beach. Oh, I didn't see that one. She's like holding a full bottle of rosé.

This was like all four of them in like an SUV like leaving somewhere. And it was actually Steph texted it to me and like the Instagram or whatever. And she was like, I feel like you would just love this. And I love when A-list celebrities do A-list celebrity things with each other. And I love like an old school paparazzi pick, like just left the club. They're like a little tipsy. It just looked like fun. It looked like they were having wholesome fun.

I love that for them and I love a double date and I wish I could hear the text afterwards of like what they thought of each other's mans. Did the mans get along? Do you think they're like, oh my God, we used to date like rappers and athletes and now we're conquering the arts? The artist men. The artist men. I wonder if like Timothy and Jacob Allorty are competitive with each other. Yeah. Like do you think that there's like a underlying.

Like I would see that I would think that Timothy thinks that he's more of a serious actor Yeah, but I also feel like boys are so dumb like boys are just like they probably just like That they're both boys society doesn't make them compete against each other They can actually both win a bunch of awards There's enough room for everyone where if they both were dating girl actresses it would be like Who's my successful? I mean remember the Jonas brothers they literally literally really took apart all the women in that group.

Yeah. Oh my God. Remember when Joe Jonas was married to Sophie Turner? That feels like a real fever dream. There's a new thing that Kesha announced called geosexual. Are you familiar with this? I'm not. It's when you only have sex in certain countries.

So she says she only has sex when she's in Italy. Obsessed. Obsessed. It's like only eating bread in Italy. She only has sex. That is the most iconic thing I've. ever heard. I know. I know. I feel like I want to be that, but it's like my place is my bed. Wait, I love that so much for her. Was she being serious? I don't know. It was just a quote,

but I feel like that's so something you do in your 30s. You're like, at this point. At this, yeah, at this rate, I'm just going to pick which country? At this juncture, you got to catch me. I couldn't think of one place in Italy, in Rome. Support for today. Today's episode comes from Square, the system powering like half the places I go. We've built Giggly Squad into a full business at this point. I know even we can't believe it. Between the podcast, merch, touring, everything, there's a lot of moving parts. And there's one thing we've learned.

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things that are kind of tight and stretchy and i tried it on and i said i look like an interesting aunt. I looked like a wealthy aunt coming in between her European vacations. And I just felt like I, I do think the weekend there was a lot of range. I wanted each outfit to be like a different personality. Yeah. I think you gave it. You gave a different vibe. And that's important because then you have to switch up your hair. And we all know how stressed you get about switching up your hair. I think I know what your favorite outfit was. What was that? Do you want to say it? My favorite. was the Sunday turquoise set or like light blue set yeah I love that I thought your favorite was gonna be the black shear because I really like that too my thing is the black shear like a black dress

I've seen it a million times I loved it I loved it but it's I want I want I like surprising people I want to come up with new shit the problem with that's the suit the set suit set tight and you ripped it oh yeah I forgot because right when I DM you and I said this is my favorite outfit. I then naturally went to the next slide and it was you having a sweatshirt to hide around your waist that you'd rip the skirt. The good news is that she was good all day. The problem with like SUV cars is that you have to like step up into them.

And when I first wanted to step in it, I was in the very beginning of the day. I was like, oh, I could totally rip the back of it. And at the end of the day, you know, when you're just done, you're like, I'm ready. I got to go get my flight in Lawardia. apparently. I very quickly jumped in the Uber and just felt the whole back because I go, and thankfully Sports Illustrated gave me a free sweatshirt. And that's one way to get merch.

So I wrapped it around and it was good. But yeah, that was unfortunate. But it was by the seam. It could easily be fixed. I went to a wedding this weekend. How was it? It was nice. I look.

it's not me if i don't have one problem or another like something is going to be itching me irritating me squeezing me like i'm going to have an issue and look first of all look me me knowing i'm going to a wedding and like going to like a social event that's like a long period of time i'm going to pop a beta because i just am like you know what there's no shaming it like I'm just I'm gonna pop a beta so like I pop one I feel fine great get to the wedding I'm like you know what I'm having like a nice time at this wedding also this wedding wedding was so Italian in so many subtle ways that I felt just like comfortable so I'm like feeling myself I really liked my dress I'm like I'm having a good time their cocktail hour there's

prosciutto and melon cocktail hour was phenomenal I'm just like really I'm like I'm gonna have a couple cocktails Frank Sinatra's playing they had a Frank Sinatra in person they had a Frank Sinatra in person and if the Italians aren't consistent it was just like good vibes we had a good table like everyone's having a good time cash and envelopes so many cash in envelopes I literally was like I didn't know there was cash anymore I was like I've only seen this in movies guys like I've never seen this before cookie table a tremendous To the ceiling. So like halfway through the wedding, I'm like, oh, my dress is like tight.

Like I knew it was like tight and the top was like corseted. Okay. I was wearing this like black HALSA like midi dress and the top was like very structured. And then it like cinched at my waist like corsid and then it went like structured down. But like when I was trying it on and getting it fitted like it was fine. In the morning. So I'm sitting there for a couple hours. I'm three ravioli's deep.

And this was sage and butter, baby. This was heavy. The ricotta was ricottaing. And I'm like, whoa, my stomach is like really hurting. I really like, I do. And I said to Joe, I was like, look, this is like your friends. And like, I'm down to have a fun to hide. Like, we can go home whenever you want.

And he was like, totally. Like, whatever. So it's like 1130. and I'm like, I got to get the fuck at it. You're a completely different person by the end of the party than the beginning of the party. I'm like, I physically am counting my breaths because I'm losing air. Do you ever just sit in the bathroom stall? I do that at weddings.

Well, I got to the point where I was like, unsit my dress. Like, just unsit my dress. I don't care. Like, so I unsip my dress. And then I looked at him and I said, I actually have to go home. So I actually call the car now. We left at midnight, and I couldn't have been more happy. I took the dress truly off in the car.

I couldn't do it. I was thinking about the bathroom at weddings. If you just sit in the bathroom still at weddings, that's where all the gossip is happening. Like everyone has an opinion. Everyone's talking shit about someone in the family. It's crazy. Totally. That's the podcast I want to listen to.

No, I didn't sit in there a long time, but I did sit there for a second and contemplate. like, what if I went out into the parking lot? Do you think anyone would? At one point, I looked at Joan. I was like, I might just go sit in the car. Well, when you're not, when you're just a friend of the wedding, you're like, nobody's gamma. Yeah, I'm like, they're having a full reunion of like their second grade best friend.

And I'm like, I'm a side character here. No one would know if I slipped out. A hundred percent. There's also a video of a girl doing the worm. that everyone's sending to me at a wedding where like you know the bridesmaid and groom Brides of groom whatever Made of honor

Just the brides just the brides men Bridesmaids brides maids and who's the What's the male version? Groom's men Okay We got there You're bridesmen But we got there

Yeah There's the brides girls and the brides boys And they're walking in And they're due a little dance And then one girl She turns And she goes to the worm and I said a woman by my own heart as she does the worm the back of her dress pops

like literally were they wearing short dresses no but it was like the you know how the back of the dress has like a slit yeah yeah so she starts doing the worm the slit goes all the way up she's fully wearing a thong and she's facing the entire wedding and when she starts doing it it pops and everyone exclaims they all go well and she probably in her head is like I'm killing in it with this worm right now. Oh my God. The video is like going viral, but I guess the girl thinks it's funny. No, how did that not come across my desk?

Everyone's like, she's a hero. Like she's, she's amazing. So shout out to she's our woman of STEM of the week. Yeah, honestly, I give credit to anyone who in their head was like, yeah, I'm going to stop and do the worm right now because the confidence they, I would, I would choke. And I've done it in many a dress. Yeah. You've done it on.

national television. You've done it at Radio City Music Hall. The only difference is I don't wear thongs. So I have flashed the audience many a time. You're so sick of it. You're like, not again. But they just see some Haynes underwear. It's nothing too exciting. Nothing too exciting. Actually, you're also Women of Stem of the Week runner up twice this week because Paige sent me her first ever message in Invisible Inc. I thought there was a murder. I was like this has never happened before I don't even respond to it I go who taught you how to do that

well do you want to know I don't send you text messages with Invisible Ink because you're the only person that like and I'm saying it with my chest and like let them see it I go who's Hannah gonna tell I'm like

who's Hannah gonna tell I'm like she's no other friends that she's talking to this about but you were at Sports Illustrated weekend and I like I'm trying to be a girl's girl. And so like I'm not going to just like give gossip to some person that I don't know. That could have been looking over my shoulder. Right, right.

Well, Lil, did you know? I had no idea where my phone was. So no one was going to see it. Right. My point. Exactly. Like the last thing I need is like page Desorbo's name popping up. And it's just like the most scathing text.

But there's such a freedom of not having your phone and it not even being your fault. You're like, that was the universe. They don't want me to have it. But when people text me now, you can't see what they're saying. It just says new message. Oh, right, right, right. No, I mean, I have that too. Yeah, no, I have that too.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Harry Stiles' new tour, he's wearing a tie. Apparently no one can have an original thought anymore. Now you see just like average businessmen walking down the street. You're like, okay, guys. Give a girl credit. Give me credit.

It's like kind of performative at this point. People are mad at his tour because. there's like part of the setup because they do these crazy setups it has like a curve and some VIP people couldn't see anything because of like the way they designed the tour floor so clearly there wasn't a woman's touch involved is he like our like rock star you think of like our generation I think he's he's like a heart throb I wouldn't say rock star yeah do we have any rock stars I don't know but it's so funny because anytime I'm around anyone truly and I except you and I say like oh I don't really get the hairy styles like I think he's cute and I think like a lot of his songs are very catchy

but for me I don't get the heart throb vibe I don't know I feel like he's more like oh that's a guy friend in my group a friend 100% that's the vibe he gives to me like he'd be a great time to like go out with and hang out and we were too old for one direction yeah maybe that's it especially with the topic i'm about to talk about next drop it what are we doing with our gray hairs because this is a serious no like this is a serious question i have some girlfriends that dye their hair because they're like my gray's and it's easy my blondes i don't even ask them because they're dying all the time they're like don't even have to deal with that Does that sound mean?

They've been dyeing their hair, not like actually dying. They're dead. I was like, wait, what? They were dying their hair all the time, so they don't really have to think about it. Or if they do, I don't think you could see it against the blonde. Right. And also, like, they want to be that color. They're like, they get crazy sometimes. The blonde community, just catching strays every podcast.

No, the blondes have a tough go of it because they get this thing in their head. They get manipulated by their own. blondeness and they're like I'm not blonde enough and then like if you have a blonde friend and she's starting the transition to brunette you have to be you have to be there for them my favorite thing to do with blondes is when they go from platinum to like just normal blonde I go oh my god you look so good brunette and then they spiral and people think you're nicer than me I know the sensitivity you have to have with a blonde who's transitioning it's really you know you got to watch them They'll burn your house down if they're transitioning and someone says something.

Do you know what people don't talk about though? Brunettes who get a couple highlights and you don't realize looking back, you were fully blonde. I was blonde in my 20s and no one told me and it looked like shit. Yeah, you were pretty blonde at one point. I was really blonde. And I just went in asking for a highlight. And next thing you know, because the best thing that ever happened to you was Ombray, because you were like, no root situation.

Yeah, I'll do it all day long. Ombre changed my life. Ombre. Yeah. Ombre. The girls loved Ombre. So with the grays, there is a spray. Okay.

That you, a dye sprays, you get it your color. Yours is easy. Get black or whatever your thing is. Dark brown. What are you? Dark, dark brown? I'm espresso. Okay, espresso.

A espresso. I'm a chapitana. So you get the color and then you spray it. Really? I'm a chestnut. Okay. I'm a rich mahogany. You are a rich mahogany. I'm a really rich mahogany.

library. You've never stepped foot in a library. So you can spray it if you're like going out. Like every day. Okay. Yeah. Like a, but there was a time on summer house when I was just by the pool, minded my own business for the first time ever. And Paige came up like a monkey mom and started yanking out all my gray hairs. Well, because you were my first friend to have gray's. You had gray's young. You must have been stressed, honey. I went gray early. You had you went gray early. I went great early. And I guess my dad went great early. Also, my husband's gray, so I'm like trying to catch up.

But you just started picking it. And in my head, I was like, I was told that she shouldn't do this, but it's kind of fun right now. And you were so happy. Like, you were having so much fun. That's like folklore. I don't know, but they do grow straight up. But I think that's because grays have different, like, texture. I'd like a real woman of STEM to clock in on this.

Is that a myth that if you pluck a gray hair that, five more grow and if true what would the what would the science be behind that i have a girlfriend that like takes like scissors and like just cuts them down really low i'm tweezing them right out yeah like i'm pulling but i only ever get them on this side but let me tell you something the first time you do a ponytail and you randomly see like a bunch of grays on the side Yet you do have like an existential Existential Like I sat there and I was like

I don't have children I don't even I don't have kids yet I'm like I don't have a pension plan It's really jarring And it's really sad And then it's just another thing where men It's like Distinguish and wise

And it's women it's like you're disgusting Does his life got significantly better when he went gray Well, it's just so annoying that like, you know what it is? It's that like I hate men that have hope. Like if they have hope, it's really not good. I don't want to ever give them any type of hope. And one thing that's really bad for the male species is there's always the possibility that they can get hot.

I know. Because like they do get better with a, look at Steve Correll. He's become a sex symbol. Like he. Seth Rogen. Is that crazy? Yeah, it is crazy. Speaking of when you said, what did you say, existential?

What did you just say? Existential. Exist, you have it. You have it. Existential. Existential. You have it. Someone wanted me to message you and say, it's not all of the sudden.

It's all of a sudden. All of the sudden. Apparently you said all of the sudden. I don't know. I'm just repeating. I'm just repeating. I'm the middle man. Okay, that actually makes sense.

All of a sudden. Were you saying all of the sudden? All of the sudden. I don't know if I was. All of a sudden. You're rethinking every conversation you've ever had. Okay, keep going. What were you saying?

Oh yeah. Anyway, with Grace, I will tweez it. Also, if you cut it too much, then you have a lot of like little spiky. Right. And then I'm like, she's a crazy person. Yeah, yeah. But I think people really do believe that if you tweez it,

like five more will grow in its place. That's why I'm like, we need to debunk this. But I do believe, like, when I'm in a meeting, if I have a gray that's showing, I'm like, you better fucking listen to me because I've seen some shit. Wow. See, I feel unkempt. Whenever anyone says anything about my grays or I bring it up, I just go, sorry, I did reality TV. You would do.

Yeah, it was only three years, but it doesn't just leave you. It had a lasting impact. You asked me if I watched the documentary. Are you talking about the crash? Yes. It was intense. I've watched a lot of documentaries per your recommendation. And you watch some weird shit.

Like you like culty weird sex, like just like weird murder stuff. This documentary made me physically ill. Like I actually at one point was like, oh, I just got so nauseous from this. Because you know what it's like to be in a toxic relationship and how, like, quickly it could happen. That and also, it was just, it was so dupe. Like, she was so, she could dupe so many people because, like, what she was, like, cute and, like, it was just very scary. Not to be, like, I'm such a girl's girl, but, like, throughout it, I really was giving her. Same.

The benefit of the doubt. Even at the end, like, the way she was crying, I was like, that's, like, that's. like a girl who like something accidentally happened and like in court when they showed like her Instagram pictures I was like okay what does this have to do with who she is as a person like so in my further research yeah apparently Netflix did not show all the evidence because it did seem a little gray to me and then at the end everyone was like yeah fuck her and I'm like but it it did seem a little confusing apparently on Hulu there's another documentary called mean girl murders where they cover the case and there's more evidence now fast forward if you don't

want to know what happened but I'm going to give you all the tea this girl is dating this guy dom great name and they're in this friend group in high school they're smoking weed whatever she gets into a car accident and the the two boys she's within the car die and she's critically injured like it's crazy she survived that insane that was the one of the number one reasons I was like well she's not going to do something on purpose she's in the car she there's no way you would think oh i'll survive this or it was one of those like suicide missions like i'd rather us all go than you leave me so apparently she had done like a test drive the previous days like a couple times in that area and that area is nowhere near where she lives so that's what the hulu documentary had shown that's what

people are saying online that makes it like very clear that like maybe something was premeditated. So also in these small towns, I do feel like you know where every turn is. Like don't you like know where you're going if you drive? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she apparently did a hundred miles per hour straight into a building. And at the very last five seconds, it shows that the neutral and drive was going back and forth and that they turned the steering wheel and the guys were on top of each other

that could have been he got thrown or it could have been both the guys were fighting her like trying to get her off the yeah but the dark thing about it all is that like she wasn't trying to live if that was on purpose like she wanted them all to go right that's why it's so it doesn't make sense it doesn't make any sense like there's something missing her story from the very beginning is I have no idea what happened. I've no idea what happened. And then her mom was like she has pots. That is so not true. That I feel like was just, uh, my only thing that I, like I'm thinking watching it is you know when someone, because they say they left at 5 a.m. You know when someone wakes you up in the morning and you're like pissed off, like, why are you making

me up? So every little thing you're just like, I'm annoyed. I feel like, he's, I feel like, he said something or someone texted him and it was like if you don't tell me right now or you don't if you don't do this right now like I'll kill all of us and that's and that's it and then when it was too by the time it was too late she couldn't I mean and I tried to think like maybe it was an accident like there's no one on the road and she's like let's go 100 and then was like oh shit this there's a building yeah I don't know but like it's some suburban kid shit Yeah, it was a really crazy story. Really crazy.

And she's currently in jail. But the way the documentary was done was weird. Here's the other thing. Like, not that I'm a parent, but in what fucking world are you letting your daughter move in with her boyfriend at 17 years old? Like, she had zero supervision. She had, like, her parents knew she was smoking weed at such a young age. Like, yeah, she's only going to progress to doing more drugs. She had too much freedom.

They didn't have the personality. She didn't have the personality to have this much freedom as a child. They didn't explain things and they were like, yeah, Dom has a lot of money. No one explained how that happened. There was a text that said, like, I want to buy drugs from Dom. So I'm assuming that he was like a big deal drug dealer in the area. He probably like sold weed. Yeah.

But he was able to get his own house and she lived in it with him. then the mom like basically saying she didn't really know the other kid so she didn't care to like say something didn't you write something down when you were going to know you were going to speak in court the whole thing was crazy it's called the crash it's on Netflix let us know what you guys think something is a right and it's because she gave them no information so like there was nothing to work with and then she had her friend on just being I was just going to say people were really mad at the friend because she wouldn't talk to to the police and she wouldn't but she would talk to Netflix yeah that's another reason which made me think she was guilty yeah because if you are guilty your friend isn't talking to the police do you know also

her friend has like a TikTok following so she was like I was doing really well on TikTok yeah thank you for this interview we were best friends and she was perfect but it is a weird like mean girl situation where one girl was like she always defended me and then another girl was like she told me to kill myself When they're trying to get like what she was like as a person. And then she said that there was a car ride. He claimed that she was threatening to kill them, each other in the car. Actually, no one should be driving. No one, don't drive.

I didn't get my license. Yeah, this is why Hannah didn't have her license. My mom wouldn't let me leave the house. And we're all better for it. Truly. No, they're just huge weapons. Get a bicycle. I'm doing this new thing where I cook once a week

And I'm really proud of myself Like I have had a transformational year I've read a book I've cooked dinner And like 100 pages into strangers Oh good I need to get back into it I like took a little bird

Everyone's into yester year Oh my god I can't keep up I literally does anyone have a Like another hobby Book talk is fucking crazy Also I'm like how fast do you guys read No, these bitches are reading fast. How are they reading so quickly?

Well, I order yesteryear. It's like sitting there. And Des is just like, wakes up at 6 a.m. The morning, nothing to do for four hours before I wake up. So he just grabbed the book and brought to a coffee shop as basically finished it. And he's like, what's his book about? He just reads things that are in front of him. He'll read a pamphlet.

He doesn't care. Seriously? How long does it take you to get through one page of a book? When I'm in the zone, I can fly, but like when I hit a, like, you know when you like can't get past a certain paragraph? Like how many minutes is it taking you to read 50 pages? I don't know. I need to know what the rate of readers is. So you're saying.

Like what's considered a fast reader and how fast are you actually going? And I need the spectrum, ladies. And what's a slow reader? Yeah. You should read next to someone. No. And see. Are you kidding me?

You basically just asked me to go up to the board, show my work. Okay, let's take a breath. We're not in school, and you can take as long as you need to get through that paragraph. If you have to sound out the words, you do it. No, but you know when you can't get through a paragraph sometimes? Yeah. Something about it is just like... Or you, like, catch yourself like, oh, I was just thinking about something else.

I have, yeah. Oh, I have another thing we all have to listen to. But... the podcast. I actually met them at I heart. I think the girl's actually a giggler, which makes it that much more fun. It's called Love Trapped.

Have you heard of this? It's about Clayton from The Bachelor. And he gets involved after. Oh, wait. It's really crazy. Okay, he was the Bachelor. So he was the worst experience on The Bachelor. Like, everyone hates them.

He goes, fuck this. He moves to Arizona to become a real estate agent. Within a couple days, he gets a LinkedIn message from someone with no picture. And this girl goes on to ruin his life. And all I'll say is he ends up hooking up with her. She gives him two blowjobs. And then she ends up claiming that it got her pregnant. And then it becomes a huge diabolical situation.

I'm only two episodes in, but it's like, it's crazy pants. It's like a baby reindeer. Yes. She's blowing up his phone emails. He's blocking her. She's threatening to get his real estate license revoked. She's saying, I'll get an abortion if you date me for a week. He's like, are you pregnant?

She's like, you can't come to the doctor's office. I'll say you're threatening me. Like, really scary stuff. And. No, people are scary. People are scary. Arizona. Shout out to Arizona.

Beautiful cacti. Yeah. Well, you want to know what? It's so goddamn hot there. I'd be hot-headed too. I'd be losing my goddamn mind. I thought it was a fucking air condition. Oh, my God.

Do you remember when we went to Arizona for a show and we were so tired and we stayed at the W and we didn't realize it was like Sunday fun day and we walked in and it was just like playing huge club music and I was like, and I was like, I'm so sorry and you were going to kill me. Arizona was the first place ever. that I was driving through and I was like they have no front lawns no one has a front lawn they have sand yeah I like didn't realize that was real like they have rocks yeah yeah and they have little little lizards people love Arizona I love Arizona I love the vibe I love the Mexican food it seems very chill yeah you know for sure um so I recommend people listen to that we

have a lot on the docket we have a lot of homework for the girls Yeah. Anyway, how are you? What are you up to this week? What am I up to this week? Just some like Daphne things. Should I like look at my sketch? I kind of have a slow week, but I will be hanging out with my mom later again.

You know, I have a lot of weddings. Really? I have a lot of weddings coming up. Wait, that's so embarrassing. I have no weddings. because all it does is friends are married and my friends are single. Okay. My friends aren't married.

No. Oh, it's a holiday weekend. Do you know, like... Oh, I forgot. Is there even a weekend as an adult? Like, it's just a weekend to-do list. It's not like it's relaxing. It's just the things you have to do on the weekend.

Like, your laundry. And like, you know what, though? I talk so much shit, but there's nothing I love more than a Sunday reset day. It's my favorite thing. in the world. I know. You get giddy. I get giddy to fluff up my bed and like light my candles in my room, do all my laundry. Like I like to set the mood Sunday night in my bedroom at like seven o'clock, even though I'm not coming in till nine. I like to marinate in like. And Daphne's already laying there. Like let's go, mama. Literally it's like sensual. There's smelling oils. Like there's

massage things happening. Like it's really sensual. I love that for you. I never know what day it is. But this week my trailer is dropping. I'm actually not sure which day. I'm nervous. I'm excited.

Okay, let us know if you can tell what clip is in fact the good hair clip. It's like really important. I get so excited to drop stuff for gigglers. And then it's just like, I don't know, it's a big deal. It's my body. It's probably. out. So keep an eye out for that. I got my mango pineapple, Duncan refresher today with green tea. Let's concentrate. I got the berry assayee. And this time I got green tea instead of sparkling,

which I think is why I sucked it down so fast. Oh, it was easier because it wasn't sparkling. It was very thirsty. Mm-hmm. Well, thank you, Duncan, for sponsoring the episode. We love you guys. Thanks for giggling. And we'll talk to you later. Bye.