Giggly Squad - Giggling about glambots, tuning forks, and getting botched

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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What's up gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Hello, my Garganzola gigglers. Yeah. How are you?

You know, that's so funny. I just put some Gorgonzola in the refrigerator. That is so you. She's like, I was like, it's a Gargonzola week. We have oregano drips, Gargonzola. Why am I saying Gargan? It's Gorgon. And also real quick housekeeping.

The day after Valentine's Day, February 15th, I'm going to be in Long Island. Strong Island, Westbury, get tickets. I'm going, I have two more months left in the tour and then I'm retiring. So. Yes, honey. I can't wait to retire. I record the special in four weeks. It's starting. You know, I was going to ask you that today because I was like, wait, she's been like pretty good mentally.

But that certainly got a change in a couple weeks, right? Any, I wake up every day, like, is it going to hit me, like, that I'm going to be like a nervous wreck? Not today yet. Not today. I don't know. I have my gigglers. What else do you need? I have my Gorgonzola. What do I need? Totally. How are you? I'm still a little under the weather, but nothing too crazy. I did have, you know, obviously a facial reconstruction situation the past couple of days. And I went into my Botox girl and she was like, hey, you know, I thought you were going to be more mad about this. and I was like, here's the thing. My group chats, they loved it.

My mom, she loved it. The content was incredible. The content was superb and I was really making everyone's day. The one person that did not think my Botox mishap was funny for a second was my dad. Gary. He called me, FaceTime me immediately up. What's this I'm hearing? that you can't move your lips.

Let me look at you. Don't talk. Let me look at you. My mom on FaceTime, I'm not speaking. He's examining my face. He goes, okay. The good news is you don't look fucked up to me. He goes, I don't have my reading glasses, but you look beautiful.

He goes, now talk. Let me see. Okay, not bad. Not bad. And then he goes, you know, everyone thinks it's so funny. I don't think this is funny page. This is your face. You know, you've got the perfect face.

I'm like, Dad, this is why you're my day one. This is why you aren't going into a home when you are of age. He's like, I made you perfectly genetically. Why would you try to change? So this was the second time to Botox and you had a little kerfuffle. A little kerfuffle. Does it scare you at all?

Are you like, I have nothing to be afraid of? I survive. Here's the thing. I really trust in my girl. I think she's extremely good at her job. She could poke my eye out and I'm like, she did it for a reason. She was like, actually, you'd look better like this. And it is only the second time I've gotten it.

So like everyone's face is a little bit different. And so like things go awry. Now, if I had gotten filler or something, I'd be freaking out. But even if she paralyzed the whole bottom half of my face. Which sounds peaceful. Yeah, it sounds nice to take a little voice. it would be gone in two months anyway. So, like, I wasn't really freaking out.

The only reason I was freaking out is I was like, honey, I'm a woman in STEM. I've got things coming up. I've got places to be. People are going to be looking at my face. You're playing in the Super Bowl. Like, things are happening. No, like, I literally am suiting up for the game.

I hate when people are like, we can't tell you what's happening when there's stuff going on. But basically, Paige and I were shooting something yesterday. That was very fun. But we spent a lot of time together yesterday. We had a proper time. We were like obsessed with each other for the last 24 hours. We were together from 11 a.m., really 10.30 till like 6 p.m.

You FaceTime me the night before for a full hour and afterwards I was like this could have been a podcast. And once you do hit a flow state with your friend, it's actually really hard to stop. And you have to beat it. You have to beat the last piece of gossip. You have to start making up shit. Like, I don't even have strong opinions on things. And I'm like, you know what I think. And Hannah and I had this song.

We were like, wait, are we going to be 80 and like talk about this? Like, obviously, like, I feel like there's a canon event in our friendship that like, no matter what we go back to that moment. Like, it could be like a completely separate conversation. So I'm just wondering, like, at 75 am I going to be like, well, you know? A hundred percent. Now this is also, people have told me this is how I am. Like I have a little amnesia because I love telling stories and people, I'll tell a full story. They're like, you literally just told me that. But like, you enable me where like you know how much fun I have beating a dead horse from different sides and angles. No, you like, you break a bat. You pick up another one and you keep going. Sorry, Pita. But you see my husband, he's like, I'm not talking about this with you again.

You, you look at me like you've never even heard this subject before. You say, wait, wait, what? Wait, what? You get some popcorn. You go, what is this thing that we've been talking about? So I appreciate you for that. No, I'm a great friend to have because I forget. And I'm like, wait, I don't remember that.

Can you like elaborate? And I truly do forget so many things. So it's like you're telling it to me for the first time. And I'm like, wow. news update altoyed sours are back and that's our mental health moment if you're having a

panic attack or whatever the girls what do they call it nowadays crashing out if you're having a crash attack take an altoid sour and it can help I have heard that that helps but like don't like do it

and then it don't work and blame me talk to a doctor if you're having like a lot of panic attacks but wait speaking of things that help panic attacks. To my dismay, I talked about buying tuning forks on the last episode of Giggly Squad. And I was like, everyone's going to be in my DMs and be like, what the hell is a tuning fork? No one.

No one even asked the single. They're like, she's definitely lost it. No one like, no one even wanted to broach the subject. You know what? Yeah, because it sounds like you're trying to bring back the dead. And then I'm like, wait a minute. so not one gigglers on my side of TikTok with the goddamn tuning forks. And I was like, noted.

I'm always and consistently looking for things that will lower my cortisol levels and heal my body in some type of way that I don't know that it's unhealed. Is the vibrational plate working? Hannah, the vibrational plate was so three months ago. But you know me. I'm like finally getting around to it. I'm like, okay, I've seen it for two years. I mean, obviously, I still have it and I do it every once in a while. I was on a really good regimen.

But honestly, it's like, how many things can I do? But I love doing all of them. Okay, my tuning forks is basically like... No one asked. That's why I'm fucking telling you guys. Actually, I'm livid. Is it like a weapon? I mean, it probably could be.

So it could double for women. But you basically like hit this. thing and then the vibration and the sound is so it's like the conspiracy theory that like the government got rid of all the bells because like massive bells in towns would heal the inside of people's bodies because of like the vibration you're not on that conspiracy you've never seen that conspiracy theory no i'm not in conspiracy ticot you go you know i'm like i'm like surely you know about the bells where'd all the bells go We don't know.

No, there's like this big conspiracy theory that like there used to be bells that would tell everyone what time it was because obviously we didn't have phones and shit like that in like every town and then slowly like they became obsolete or whatever and they took them away. But they were saying that they were very healing for your body and that they should have never been taken away. I wonder if like whoever was in charge of the bells like they're like running late one day and they're like don't worry. I fucking run the bells. okay. We're good. It's like a guy impressing a girl on a date. He's like, how about everybody wakes up an hour late tomorrow?

I have that power. I do the bills. That's all I would do. I love that. I am obsessed though with like instead of you going to like some yoga wellness retreat, you're trying to create one in your own home. Totally. But with no like actual guidance. You are on to something because like,

Like the minute I hear someone like has to come stay at my apartment or like, you know, they're doing like a little, a stint in New York and like my room is like where they've chosen to stay. I really do try and make it seem like a spa experience. You have a Daphne robe in your bathroom. You've got candles. You have a welcome bag of like, did you forget moisturizer? Don't worry. Here's some. And it's all yours.

Take it with you on your way out. Because Kim DeSorbo raised you right. And I'm just, I'm very big on that. And I'm like, I'm a cult curator. Yeah. You also have a little kinder, Bueno, by the side of the... You must have a small chocolate before you lay your head down. Can we discuss when you went into my apartment yesterday?

You know, I'm proud of you for even bringing this up on the pod. I have nothing to hide. I'm an open wound. I was meeting Hannah yesterday, and we were early. And so I was like, I'll just stop by your apartment. We'll have a quick coffee. together and then we'll go and do what we have to do. And I walked into her apartment and I literally thought she had been robbed.

I was like, someone's come here and open all your cabinets. Why did someone walk in and just leave your cabinets open? I really felt like I'd walked into a fraternity room. I'm like, Hannah. You actually used the word disaster. That was the first word that came out of your mouth. This place is scary. Now my perspective, I woke up, I said, okay, the apartment looks good, but let's tidy up just a little more because Paige is coming.

And I'm putting stuff away. I'm like, oh my God. And you said that to me too. You said I actually tidied. This is the same thing that happens with my mom. I will tidy up for 30 minutes and she comes in and she's like, this is disgusting. I'm like, if only you saw it 30 minutes ago. Because you want to know what?

You tidy what's important to you. I don't need all the hot sauces in a straight line. in the refrigerator. That does nothing for me. That's like the kind of things you tidy. I'm like, oh, God. Simultaneously, though, simultaneously, though, simultaneously,

Dez had to go to my apartment quickly for something. And he called Hannah after him. What did he say, Hannah? He said, you know, you know Paige is extremely tidy. And I said, yes, she's Italian. And he said, so are you. And I said, let's not change the subject. I give him a complimentary gift basket on the way out.

So tell your friends. If you were a man and you slept with women, you would definitely give them a gift basket. You'd give them a gift basket when they left. I'd be so, I'd be awful as a man. I'd be so manipulative because as a woman. Or maybe you wouldn't be because you wouldn't have to manipulate because you're a man. As a woman, I use my manipulation tactics for good. I better people's lives, you know?

It's a coping mechanism to manipulate because God forbid you just say what you want and you're a bitch. No, you can't say what you want. as a woman. That would be crazy. And people are like... I have to disguise it. You have to do a spell. I planted things in men's head that they haven't realized for a full year.

And then one day they're like... And that's the power of page. It's really scary. It's the tuning force. If I had chosen an evil route, it would be scary. There was a tuning fork in the road and you chose good over evil. I was one... I was one decision away from being evil.

It was one more man that fucked me over. I would have gone in a crazy different route. But I also argue in someone's story, you are evil. A lot of people. I'd say a lot of people's sorry. No, you know what's so funny about like even saying that is like, yeah, obviously in the world, there are people out there that are like, I fucking hate Paige or like I fucking hate Hannah. Don't bring me into this.

No, and I'm saying this for like the gigglers too. Like obviously there's people at your office or like in your town that's like... In their place of work. Sorry, they're all over. You have to be aware. Stay alert. No, I really, I sound like the dance mom's thing. You're blonde.

You're pretty. You're saying nobody hates you. Like, open your eyes. No, look at us. There's definitely people that are going to hate you. My response always is and this is how like, I mean, you can say this verbal. to people, but this is how you have to think about it. Yeah, no shit I'm going to be the villain in other people's stories.

Not everyone gets the same version of me at all. And it goes according on how you treat me. I go based off your energy. I do have to say one thing about me and you. We never start it. Oh, no. We're not starters. No, no, no, no.

I haven't started anything in years. We're not proactive. We're just reactive. We are purely reactive. Mental health moment continuing what I've realized in my 30s is yes, you can be a villain in other people's stories. But also there are multiple truths to a story, which in my past, I've definitely been like, I was there. I know what happened. That's my truth.

But then you have to empathize and be like, yeah, but they're seeing it through their experience. And you have to respect their truth, even though it's wrong. And then... Big emphasis. on that though. Big empath, empath. And then also when people used to tell me in my 20s, and early 30s, not to take things personally, and that never fucking made sense, I'd always be like, okay, then why did they say my name? Okay, then why did they say it to my face? Okay, why did they say everything about me to my face and make it about me? Okay, but why did they say it was personal?

Yeah, why did they say a social security number? And then I realize, nothing's personal. They're just seeing they're just reflecting their shit onto you you're just a representation in their video game of their solo player it's not about you you're just you're just not about you babe it's not about you and that brings you sanity when you think people actually like like you just represent something to them it's not actually well one of the best ways i feel like to learn that too is someone said something to me, I don't even know who it was. And this is like years ago and they were just like, oh, well, you and your brother didn't have the same

experience growing up because. Yeah. And I was just like, well, no, yeah, we did. We had the same parents. He was there. And the person was like, well, no, his experience was obviously different. Your parents were a different age when they had him. Like, you didn't have the same. They didn't

treat him the same. And what? And I was like, what? Like, what do you mean? And that's so true. And once like, I feel like you grasp that, it's easier to bring it into, like, your friendship. And I really, when something was personal with me and someone would say don't take it personally, I literally was like, I don't comprehend that. Because I don't attack people personally unless they attack me personally. Unless they deserve it.

Unless they deserve it. Also, I was really laughing about you talking about how you had, like, a horrible flu and, like, men would go to the hospital and you had a full week of work and it really reminded me of literally one of my busiest weeks of work I feel like you've never gotten more done and it truly reminded me of lindsie vaughn who so if by the way the thing with professional athletes and like shack talks about it too like men talk about it they get these huge contracts and then they like sprain their ankle and they're just on the bench getting paid millions of dollars with a sore knee right So anyway, Lindsay Vaughn decides I'm going to fucking come back and win gold.

So she's in all the like pre-Olympic tournaments and she's winning everything and everyone, she's 41 and everyone's like, this is insane. Lindsay Vaughn's a grace of all time. Of course, the universe doesn't want to make it easy for her. And she completely ruptures her ACL. I see this notification because we're a sports podcast. I have to stay updated on current sports events. And I was like, holy fuck. done like I feel terrible for her next article Lindsay Vaughn's still going to the

Olympics skiing with the torn ACL she said fuck that ACL put a cast on it well fuck do I care she goes give me a band-aid let's go so apparently there are other ligaments in your legge but the ACL connects your shin and your thigh or something her leg is dangling she's holding a project on the ACL in seventh grade she's fucked Her leg is fighting for its life, literally. Lindsay Vance not just like walking with a torn ACL. She's going like 100 miles per hour down an icy hill and jumping and landing and twisting. You know, when I saw the headline, and not to make it about me, but hey, it was inside my own brain.

So what was I supposed to do? The only thing I could think of was the other day on Giggly Squad, you literally said you've never run a mile. Like you've never done it an athletic thing in your life and this woman was like literally put a bandaid on it you stupid bitch She literally looked at the New York Times and said it's mental Wait do you want to know the funniest thing about that is peak during my like colds that I've had I'm on FaceTime with my parents and my dad goes honestly it's mental my mom's never my mom has never whipped her head faster Oh, really? Was it mental two weeks? I was like, I just walked into something that I'm like not privy to and I actually have to go. Wait, that's so funny when your parents get into like random little tiffs and when you live with them when you're younger, you're a part of it.

You've seen every scene up until that point. So you know. But when you're just FaceTime and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I need to hear both of the backgrounds before I pick sides. It's kind of crazy. There is something that happens when you get into your 30s where you're like, I have to have my mom's back against these men. all these years she's been like literally surviving on her own. So then when your mom has your back on something that's a very female adult female focus, you're like, say it louder, mom. Say it louder. So that's where me and my mom are at right now. We're just like ruining my dad and my brother's life.

Like at all times. Like we stay on their necks. Like that's the only way I can describe it. See, what's funny is my brother always takes me at my mom's side. And my dad's always just like accepts. My dad accepts that he's not going to win. So it actually is like a very high functioning situation. No, like I think my brother is probably so disassociated because like if he does something and then it's like back to back call from me or my mom like dreaming him out about something like I could see someone going into a full psychosis.

Like that is so scary. He finishes Kim and then he sees you coming. What is he like? I think back to like boyfriends and like I didn't even. really fully grasp like how diabolical my mom could be until I got older and I was like I can't think she said that to someone like in our home that I was like sleeping with you know that is crazy but now I think back and I'm like good you know what actually go harder bringing back nana which by the way she's become famous on stage now on my shows everyone's like justice for nana like people are are

are like riding for nana you know what i was thinking about nana too and i have something to say after this well i was going to say is what's cool about nana is she's grown and learned so much in her life and like she's italian catholic you know grew up in a as we know in a tough situation in in a ditch somewhere no heating no water nana um Nana was religious and i was like 18 and they were visiting and my boyfriend was like staying over and she was like okay where is where is he sleeping my mom was like in her bed like wait how old were you 18 okay but i also was different than you like as we know like your mom was like like please don't get up fucking tongue piercing tonight like my mom was like hey do you want to maybe go to a party and like see what happens and i'm like no mom

I'm trying to be a professional tennis player. Lenore was my dream. Like, yeah, maybe I'll give it a try. She literally looked at Nana and was like, Hannah got a boyfriend. We're very happy. My parents were like, did you sneak out? I'm like, no, why would I do that? When this house is so free, I could go and come as I please.

Why would I sneak out? Kim is like, why couldn't Paige have met a nice girl like Hannah in high school? She would have kept her inside. They would have stayed inside and talks about the same subjects. No, my friends were really bad influence. Yeah, I, well, I had, well, I guess, yeah, my friends were all, like, sporty and, like, scared of cocaine, too. So, but anyway, my Nana, at first she was, like, upset. At first my Nana was upset, but then she was like, oh, I guess that's what the kids are doing these days.

And she immediately was non-judgmental, happy. She learned also, like, I don't think we're having sex. Like, we were. Well, do you ever see videos of, like, people that come out? But their grandparents or parents are like of such a different generation and they're so nervous. And the grandparents are like, it's fine. Like I don't care. Some of these old people, they are learning and growing and seeing things.

And Nana, like very early on immediately it was like, but she's in the know. She's been in the know. Yeah. She's like hip in with it. Well, Uncle Johnny famously came out as gay and they were afraid of. Your Uncle John. I feel like you have to give context. my uncle everyone has a gay uncle johnny when i said uncle johnny came out of gay everyone listening was

like yes you don't have a gay uncle johnny you know it's like a funny running bit in my family that i just realized like if you say if you say any time in my household like oh i think they might be gay anyone at any time will say well don't tell page she thinks everyone's gay that's what that's what my family says about me and i said well and i'm like and where is the lie. Where's the lie? No one's proven me wrong. Nope, not a single person. Just every day the world gets gayer. Thank God. It's not becoming un-gay. Thank God. Thank God. Hi, gaglers. Okay, this is like a debate, like a hot debate happening online. Do you think sports bras or sports tank tops, or tank tops in general, should have padding sewn in or should they have a place to take out the padding?

I'm so glad you're asking me as president of the small boob community. Let me just tell you the general arguments. Some people online are saying, I hate that it falls out. It's like why I even have an opening. I don't and then they're all over the place. And then some people are like, I don't always want them in. So I don't want them sewn in. I think the padding, look, as someone who has literally zero boobs, if I put a sports bra on that's like a size too small, it is so tight and like I look like a flat like board.

So I enjoy having a little padding because I'm like, oh, at least it gives like a little curvature. But if I had larger boobs, I could so see how you're like, get the I don't need any more padding. I want to take this out. I think you should have the option to take it out and put it back in. Kind of like the same with bathing suits. And for the first time ever in the history of Giggly Squad, I agree with you. Right. I agree with you 100%.

All your points are so valid. Because I, as you know, have a perfect seat cup. You have a perfect rack. Perfect rack that no one talks about because I don't talk about it. Yeah. Because I don't want people to get uncomfortable and treat me differently. Yeah. But when I have a padded bra, I suddenly feel like I have boobs and you know I don't want to have boobs.

And I'm over here buying. the skin's nipple bra every chance I get. Okay. To the fucking library. I also think when I wear, I feel like I'm wearing Victoria's Secret push-up bras whenever I have anything with padding on. And I think everyone's staring at my boobs and I think if someone like punched me in the boob, I wouldn't feel it.

Do you remember those push-up bras? Yeah, but I was just going to say like a bombshell. Like when those first came out, I was like. That was a football uniform. Like I could tackle a motherfucker. I kind of miss that era of me Like an Abercrombie shirt and like a Victoria's Secret pink pushup bra that I like begged my mom to get Yeah that was like eight inches of padding and it was like up to your chin shoot I was just going to say something now I forget

Wait with the Victoria Secret Brought too um what was I going to say why did we just get so dumb at the same minute like I literally feel like I just passed out and came to and I'm like wait I feel like I'm high, but I'm not. It's just the morning. It's 1.30 p.m. Are you ever like with your friend and like you truly have talked about anything? And so then you're like, so I guess that's what's going on. Well, me and you are weird because we will talk over each other for 20 minutes straight and then be silent on our phones for 10 minutes. but not have any transition like no one's like i'm gonna go look at my phone now it's like suddenly it's just

actually literally yesterday i called you fully sheena shay because i was mid-conversation suddenly i hear and i'm like okay vanderpumper rule season two it's my favorite thing when you call me sheena like when i'm on my phone because i just like i i love it so much i think it's so funny no i love the sound of my nails on people don't talk enough about being a vanderpump rules fan and one day being in an elevator with Sheena Shea and watching her text and hearing it and just feeling like you're watching Michelangelo paint whatever he painted. Sheena She was like the first Bravo Liberty to be nice to me, I feel like, and like want me to come on her podcast.

Like she was the first like celebrity podcast I did. And she was continually nice to us through the ups and downs. Yes. Yes. She was consistent. She was consistent. Say what you want about Sheena Shea here at Giggly Squad. We respect.

her and we she brought me to her green room when she was on watch robins live and i was like oh my god and like watched her get glam and wait that is so sweet it was yeah she's iconic um i would bring up the grammies but like does anyone care anymore is it like two years ago do you have any hot takes you know did you watch them you know the grammies is one award show that i never care about I don't know why well you hate music no you've fully publicly stated it's your arched nemesis no I don't no I don't you do yes you do you hate musicals you hate music you hate children laughing well I hate children laughing no I hate musicals I love music I just when I'm home by myself I'm putting a TV show on so I don't have the same relationship with

music during the day that other people do because I love entertainment in the arts of scripted, yeah, telling a story in that sense. Storytelling. Here's what I will say. I'm so fucking excited for Bad Bunny to do the halftime performance. When I did see the clip of him winning,

I thought it was just like so, you want to know what? I feel the same way about Bad Bunny that I do about Fernando. like they have such um who's fernando Fernando my my football player come on for a same basis Fernando isn't that his name

who's Fernando who won the Miami game that I'm obsessed oh sorry I was you're on college football right now you have to keep up okay sorry continue you got another cat or something I was like who's Fernando you know who Fernando is and stop acting like you know

Okay, Fern, yes. Fernie. I feel the same way about them because there's something so pure about their reactions to them themselves doing a good job. Do you know what I mean? He's authentically happy. And they're showing photos of him when he was 16 bagging groceries and like to see people's dreams come alive. Also for him to remind people that Puerto Rico is in America. No.

let's just I'm so confused by that there was a lot of confusion there is a lot of confusion look I don't classify myself as smarter than anyone like I know my strengths and I know my weaknesses but when I saw that like people being like

where's Puerto Rico I was like surely I'm not the smartest one on the internet right now like that's really scary well you're for sure not the dumbest one on the internet and that's been proven I don't want to get into the drama because you know we hate drama but tell me everything

Cole the glam bot guy Where is he? What did they do with him? No one has seated Nowhere to be found and then I thought he invented the glam bot I'm like how are you getting rid of the inventor It was Cole and the glam bot I didn't think you could get the glam bot without coal

Wait let's start start the story from the beginning Okay apparently Apparently there's an email going around from 2019. Now, whenever this stuff happens, it makes me feel like it's a hit. It's like a... Someone is sitting on it.

Yeah, someone was coming for him for some reason. I don't know why. But... And that's why you have to have a private investigator, like, on call at certain times. I guess a bride asked him, like, can I do a glam bout at my wedding? Which is, like, it's totally valid.

Iconic. Good for her. Like, woman in the arts. And I guess he kind of was like, you can't afford me or he gave her like an insane number which honestly you're running your business I know people who are like super busy and someone will ask her to do something and she'll be like yeah for a crazy amount and well it's kind of like hairstylist and makeup artist like yeah maybe they start out doing weddings but then they start doing like other things and like things that pay that

aren't as time consuming whatever and you just like you grow your business so like I get if you were a celebrity hairstylist and some random person was like do my wedding they'd be like okay for like 200k you know something crazy so i actually didn't even see the email but this is what i i think i heard online so take it all with a grain of salt but i didn't know it became like a thing the glambot is a humiliation ritual it never goes well i asked you you said you did it once like what was it scary literally terrifying because you like freeze up because you're like i need every angle of me to look good and then you look frozen. And then it's like a mosquito coming at you.

Select few people that are really good at it though. But like I feel like they've done it multiple times. They know what to expect. Yeah. Also under pressure, I'll crack doing anything. Like tell me to say my name and I'll say it wrong. So like I can't imagine.

And then also like you not only have your have to have your face right, you have to have your teeth right and your hair right and your and you're fucking holding in your fucking stomach and your boobs in the right place. Yeah. You have to be in a dress that's conducive to like twirling and it's. Does he tell you what to do? Yes, he's, he's so nice. He's directing.

He's basically like, this is what's going to happen. This is, and you're going to do this, and we can do it again if you don't like it. And, like, you look amazing. He's a very nice person. So basically his, so his email starts getting circulated from 2019. And then I guess he's not at the Grammys, and this is where it gets real spicy.

People are saying now that a woman was behind the camera and that everyone's glam bot was better. And I said, you know what? That tracks. A straight man should never be involved with photography. Wait. No straight man should ever be behind a camera. We've all seen what happens.

They're moving, they're talking, they don't understand angles. Maybe someone was like, this guy doesn't support women. You know, I feel like there aren't many positions where women have and they've place them with men and it's gone better. But there are so many positions that men have had that they've been replaced with women and it's better. There's so many things that is obvious women will be better at.

Or like at least they tell women like even like cooking. But like men are the chefs. Yeah. Make that make sense. News anchors. Who's good at gossiping? Us. Why is a man telling me what happened in the world? Right. They don't get a single detail.

And then a photographer? It's always a fucking photographer. man with like shooting models and stuff and if you're a famous male photographer yes i'll shoot with you however that's bonkers i want a woman behind the lens who's gonna be like move your hair i would never do like a sexy photo shoot with a guy on some of these sets that are more like male gasey like playboy and stuff there's men involved because they're like what do you guys think looks good Because a gay guy thinking something looks good is very different than a man. It looks good.

Something that's being sold to men. Yeah. I'm going to get that. It's just like a bunch of dudes being like, yeah, it's hot. But like if it's being sold to women. No. Why would I want a guy there? What does he know?

No. Like it's kind of like with the real housewives when the husbands get involved. It's like, okay. Sit down. To go. Grammys I loved. I hope Cole is okay and not being held hostage. stage somewhere. No one said anything about him. Real quick, the guy who sang Ordinary. And he

performed on Jimmy Fallon one night when we were there. He was there, yeah. And so he had some trouble with his earthings. And TikTok was funny. They're like, considering the earthings have one job to do, they never work. Like can no one invent an ear thing that works? Oh, like he couldn't hear himself when he was performing. So for like a short part of the song, he was singing at the wrong time. Like the beat was like very off. But then he recovered really well. And then afterwards he posted a TikTok being like, guys, this is what I was hearing.

And it sounded like crazy echoes. But he did great. I think my best dress was Olivia Dean. I didn't like, I don't know why I never like. I think because the Grammys is you can do really whatever you want. You can wear whatever you want to the Grammys because I feel like it's musicians are like. But they weren't as insane as like the VMA. You know the VMAs they do get...

Right. Because they're... Yeah, the musicians are more like artists. Like... Yes. Where I think I like the Oscars and like the SAG and like Golden Globes. Because I'm like, there's a... It's a black tie dress code. Yes.

Like I want to see what you came up for black tie dress code. Justin Bieber, people were aghast that he wore boxers. I thought that was very on brand for Justin Bieber. If he didn't... If he was always aghast at him and him... what him and Haley are doing. I'm so over it. I'm so over people hating on him and Haley.

How about when she looked in the camera and she went like that? She does have you fingers. She has long fingers like you. She has royalty fingers. She's royalty fingers. Well, she famously went on TikTok one day and was just like, I don't say anything. I don't do anything. You guys yell at me every day.

I don't know what to do. People are like so insane to her. It's so fucking weird. But not to be dramatic. like I like got teared up when he was singing because I hate when people are misunderstood and I hate when people lose themselves. You hate when people are misunderstood. I hate when there's injustice.

I hate when people are on the wrong path. You hate when things are point blank period unfair. I that is my trigger. I hate when things are unfair and I feel like. he blew up and because he was so fucking talented he was like eyes closed four years old playing the drums singing perfect pitch whatever bullshit yeah and then he becomes the biggest person in the world and everyone's like starts making fun of him and then he's singing and everyone's like did you guys know justlin bierre could sing yeah it's not fucking luck that he became one of the greatest singers of his generation and every girl in the world was like that he's not fucking luck that he became one of the greatest singers of his generation and every girl in the world was obsessed with him. It's not just because he had a weird haircut. So anyway, it was just like beautiful to see him come out of it all. No, I think he has like a really crazy story that is like so not even scratch of the surface told. And I think he's such a talented person. Yeah, and his documentary when

we're in like our 60s is going to be so fucking banging and his son is probably going to like produce it. And like I can't wait for it. But I do have to say a way. award shows are like insane. Sabrina Carpenter didn't win anything and she's literally like just the most relevant artist of this year. Like that's not controversial. That's so crazy. She got nominated for like six or eight things and just sat there and lost every single award. And it made me realize like they only give the best new artist award to so many people and like if you happen to be in a really good year you won't get it and how like in the year 2000 christina christina aguilera won um and brittney spires lost her so like brittie spars was later 2000 being like i'm a fucking loser and it's like

sabrina i just need let you know these awards don't mean shit you're perfect keep going i feel like they take them with a grain of salt no no that's all your industry is is these stupid fucking awards like that's that's what the that's true that's all like they i think some people are probably better at being like it's stupid. Well, to everyone who's a creative listening, which is all the gigglers, women of the arts, and the gigglers, someone gave me good advice one day, and they said, the second you let other people's opinions

affect your creativity is when they win. So the second you're like, I'm not going to post this, or I'm not going to write this, I'm not going to express myself because I'm afraid of other things. Then they win. Also, further fucking more, I'm on a mental health kick this morning. We haven't said further fucking more in a minute.

In a minute. It was needed. Yeah, that hit. You're welcome. Thank you. A moment for further fucking more. Is that it's your decision on how to react to things. So like, this is not relatable at all, but losing a Grammy, you could literally make that ruin your year and be like, everyone thinks I'm a loser, I lost a grant.

Or you literally can choose to be like, I don't give a fuck about this. And that's what life is about. And it seems like you're cheating or it seems like you're like, surprise. interesting things, but, like, no, it's actually, like, two things can happen to the same person. The same thing can happen to two people, and it's just how they relate to it that makes people either successful or stuck in their head. You can also apply that to, like, when you have rage. Like...

You go, and let me speak from the angry portion of the night. I'm like, I forget that you have... And if we were doing devil's advocate, Hannah, is the angel and I'm the devil. Let me speak from that side. You're going to if you have a short little temper. I think people don't realize that I do have like one of the craziest tempers. But you only like, you don't let it out a lot. No, no, no, not with me.

She goes, I save it for people, people I love. No, because I'm never mad when I'm around you and you've never done a single thing for me to like be like, I fucking hate that. I have to freak out. Yeah, you're like my joy. You're my peace. But I like, I've seen you very worked up about things, which actually I love. Actually, last night when we left each other, I was like kind of wanted to call you last night because I was just like, oh my God, we had so much fun laughing all day.

Like I kind of just want to like laugh a little bit more. But were you like, oh, I called her the night before and she's going to be like, wow, this girl's like, no, what are we going to talk about? We've literally talked about everything. Like I have to go to bed. Wait, that's so sweet of you. I love Chapel Rohn's dress. oh Mrs. Misses fake nipples doesn't like a nipple dress.

That's what I want to see though. That's the kind of creativity I want to see on the carpet. Look, you know how I feel about Gen Z. We're very tumultuous. Like we have certain things that I'm just like, I don't fucking vibe with you guys. And then there are other things where I'm like, Gen Z go.

Yeah, you got this girl. Like, yes, we're behind you. Hopefully no one stepped on it. I mean, what was she going to do if there was just like a, a jamma? on the red carpet and someone accidentally stepped on it obviously it was a prosthetic if someone stepped on it that's called viral baby it's called content i don't know my whole thing is like you have anxiety well this is why i'm obsessed with chapel rome because the interview before she looks at the woman

and the woman's like are you okay and she's like this is the scariest part of the night because everyone is taking photos of you and you don't know where the photos are going to go mind you her she's like has a cape on still and she's like i'm just scared and i'm just scared and i'm just scared and i'm I'm looking at her. I'm like, poor thing. I hope she just goes inside and, like, gets to sit down and eat something and everyone's nice to her. And then two seconds later, she's on the carpet,

whip those titas out. She's like, here's my hard nipple. Don't look at it. And she's like, and if anyone raises their voice. I'm like, she's testing them. Yeah, I'm like, I feel like as though I'm in a pickle here. You know what she is? She's like a cat when a cat lies on its back.

And you're like, your belly's so cute. Can I touch it? And the cat's like, yeah, touch it. See what happens. See what happens. And they're like, well, why would you show it to me if you... She's like, say one thing about my nipple dress. I friggin' dare you.

I actually, I want you to. That's why I wore it. And then she gave her, she announced her award. And she was like, clearly didn't want to be there. Like, I've had a dream like that where I'm like, and I forgot my shirt. Like, my nipples are out. And like, and I'm just acting casually. I'm like, nothing.

is going on here. Like that was her red carpet was my worst nightmare. Like you forgot your shirt. I think I liked it too because she's a lesbian. So she's like showing her boobs not for the male gaze. Like it's not for the male gaze. And I'm like, yeah,

but like hers was like actually a dress showing your topless. And you know the men were like, huh? Which I kind of loved. Because it was like a ring hanging from it. Yeah. Yeah, the guys were confused and uncomfortable. Okay, but that's a perfect example of like... If men are confused and uncomfortable, I mean this art.

But also it's a perfect example of like that is a different type of like fashion vibe where I'm like, okay, I can't compare that look to like when Zendaya walks on the carpet for the Oscars. Like that is a moment in my soul that like it's very different. Should I get short bangs? No. Okay. I just want to throw it out there. wait can i show you everything at oh home at okay no i was i'm about to shoot my special you know i'm

freaking out what are you doing what are you doing there was like a really cool there was the one girl who worked at the supreme store who didn't bully me and she had these little they were like to hear so she was so cool no they've put in the time and the effort to deserve those banks they've seen some shit they're not for you okay oh my god If I go to the salon, they'll be like... I could see you with a wispy bang, though, that ends here, and then, like, your first layer starts here. And you just go down.

I'll see. But I'm putting in that out there. One thing at a time. Speaking of art, do you know that Kid Cuddy is currently painting? He's become a painter, and he goes by the name Scotty Ramon. And now I kind of know what I want for my future. You want to become an artist? I'm going to be a painter.

It goes by a different name. Speaking of art, I'm going to be a painter. finish my book how does it feel to finish your first book it feels really good and i ordered another one well do you want to tell them what you're reading or you're scared to start a book club no i'm literally scared i'm like i said i wouldn't do this this is a book club now like i just started it if i say the name of like what i'm reading it's like this is a book club okay i read verdi because um it's she read the menu to an italian restaurant you actually don't know how funny that is because in Italy, one of our favorite restaurants, the name of it is La Verde.

Sometimes those menus are big, and you're like, certainly you can't be doing all this correct. Like, all of this is good. When we were on reality TV, we went to a restaurant once, and people took photos, and we all were looking at the menu, and someone was like, they're reading scripts off these menus. I remember that. And I was like, I was.

Okay, I read Verity, which Anne Hathaway is going to be in the movie. That's why I read it, because I was like, oh, I can't wait. I want to see that movie. And then the book I ordered, it's called Nightingale. And I literally just went on TikTok and watched a bunch of videos of girls who are like, these are my top five favorite books. Are you on Book Talk? I'd like search for it.

It doesn't automatically get filtered to me. It had the product. No matter how much you search the algorithms, like it doesn't make sense. Like really, babes, who are we impressed? Who's sitting next to you that you're trying to show your phone to? I feel like you're really good at choosing, like, inspiration for, like, what girls to follow. Like, if I see an influencer that you follow, I'm like, oh, okay, like, she's legit. Like, so how do you decide which book influencers?

What are you looking for? By pretty. I wanted to look cool when I bring it on the plane. I wanted to, like, and I'm a hardcover bitch or nothing. Hard cover, honey. We're, no. I always take the sleeve off because I don't want anyone to talk to me about it. See, I, like, want someone to do that because I just,

want to feel like what no one's ever said that to me so I'm just like I want my first like book convoy to happen I also like books are intimate like I don't want people knowing what I'm thinking about I also feel like I'd read crazy books my mom read so much and so I like said to her like I finished my book and I ordered another one and I heard my dad in the background go oh she's really rounded a corner we've lost her like because I my personality is like more my dad but sometimes I'll pull something out that's so can let me just say to Gary there's a a time where he used to go to bed and pray that you could read. So let's... And we have to look at the bright side of things. You're so grateful. And I'm really, really, really

proud of you. Final thought about Gen Z. They love disappearing text. I love disappearing text. Now, how do you do it? I don't send them. I love receiving them. Because if I'm going to say something, I'm like, and show them. And I hope they go through your phone and see it. Can you not screenshot it? When you, or is it like when people search it, it won't come up? Like, what's the point of a disappearing text? Well, one, you can screenshot it and two. You're like, we've tried. Yeah, one, you can't screen.

I mean, you can undo it and I think screenshot it. Yeah, like, I feel like it's really more for like if someone's next. But I have like a screen on my thing. So like you can't even see my goals. All I know is all my Genzy friends, my tons of little Genzy girlies. They can't send me a normal text. Everything's disappearing. I'm like, babe, why do I have to work to read this text?

but it does make it exciting. We're on plane so much and I'm like so, I'm like, I don't know you. Don't look at my fucking phone. Only because I know I'm looking at someone's phone. So I know my own track. So I'm like, don't look at my phone. So Secret's safe with me.

But like when I'm gossiping, I have one particular friend that I am thinking of that she will only send me invisible text messages. But it's like, I don't know who's around. Part of me is like, do you not trust me? Like when I send someone juicy gossip, I trust them with it. I trust that they'll protect it. I might be like, hey, if you listen to this voice note.

She doesn't trust the environment ever. Got it. Got it. It's not you. It's the environment. My assistant will go on my phone or I'll hand over my phone and be like, put your number. Like, there are just certain things where I'm like, if that information ever leaked. Yeah.

I wonder if boys use disappearing text or if it's just a girl thing. I feel like it's a girl thing because we are the FBI. men wouldn't do it also I still don't know how to do it boys didn't even read I mean I don't even know if they actually that's such a lie because it's actually such a lie because I don't have in my grown up years of 30 first of all not all my friends are friends with each other so they're like if we threw them in a weird group chat it'd be like hello I have a job yeah the amount of men and I think pretty much every man I've ever dated Their group chat all day, all day. Yeah, but nothing, nothing juicy, just like sending bad memes. And I'm like, wait, this is honestly very... Male loneliness epidemic. Where? Wait, well, it's just more like, this is actually a very girly thing of you guys to do,

but I'm thankful that you're doing it. Yeah. Because who else do you talk to? But it's never of anything of importance. It's like, I took a shit. today. It's like, you've got to heard that on Giggly Squad. But I'm fascinated by the male group chat. Yeah, we're going to do some research. Actually, Gigglers, can you keep an eye on a man's group chat near you and tell us what they're talking about? This has become a full-on investigation.

We just want to keep tabs on it just in case. Get ahead of it. Gigglers, we love you so, so much. Thank you for all the great feedback of the two episodes. No, it's been so fun. We're having too much fun. Jules are our first guest for one of our Friday episodes that we're very excited about. Yes. Also, DM us. If there's any, like, random fun people you guys want us to have on for a segment or just chatty Kathy, let us know. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling.

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