Giggly Squad - Giggling about gold diggers, mean girls, and nudes

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

Paige shares a life changing dating hack and Hannah discusses mean girl handwriting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up Gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Hey, look, I've been traveling all weekend. I've been in four different states. No, I actually felt really bad today because, look, I wanted to cancel.

And that's not like crazy. Guys, I'm on a four-hour flight trying to get back to record in the studio with page. And I'm like, I'm going to do it for the Gigglers. I'm getting there. We're getting in the studio. I get a text, hey, you want to do virtual? And I said, I did not five, four hours to get here on time. We're filming and I'm in my sunglasses and my glasses.

Well, we're filming it's nighttime. And so, like, past a certain point in the day, I'm a baby. That's it. I'm done. And I'm on this new thing where, like, I just wake up every day at 4.30 and then I'm up. Oh. Kitty's loving it because she's been eating at 6 a.m. So she's pumped.

I do have to say 4.30. am that's too much day for me no it's way too much day so today at four I was like I've done a day well I landed was like bitch get your ass to the studio and then I was like I was like what did I what did I miss over the weekend did anything happen mm-hmm crazy stuff has went down yeah did you hear 12 tons of kit cats were robbed in Europe there was a kit cat robbery heist may have been kinder buine sending out a hit. Wait, like 12. I don't know what a ton is,

but it sounds like a lot. I think of a ton as like one elephant. Okay, 12 of them. I didn't even know Kit Katz could weigh that much because they're wafers. Where? On a train in Europe. So like now I have to wait for the documentary.

No, I don't think so. It's come up in multiple possible AI posts. Right. We don't know if anything's real anymore. I came to the pod and I said I have one thing and one thing only to speak about. And it could take the full 45 minutes. Not the first time that's happened. Have you seen on the internet a thing called catching print?

I have not. I have not. Please educate me. Take a seat if you weren't already sitting. Wait, let me get my notes. Let me get my favorite pencil. A man. Okay, I'm out.

A gay man. A gay man. And we're back in. The gay man came on the internet and said, girls, enough time has gone by. Enough is enough. Basically, you have been... What's the word? Manipulated.

Yeah, like your looks are so prominent on how you get treated. You need to start knowing how big men's penis sizes are and I'm going to teach you. So it's taking hold of TikTok. It's literally taking hold of TikTok. hold of the internet because when I first saw it I felt like it was very niche I was in a weird pocket I was in like a small corner of the internet and I was like this is so interesting wait till the girls catch on and as the days go by the girls are making videos about it so you know in like a pant a normal pant for her man like a jean or a chino and wear the zip I love how you say

chino chino chino have you seen the girl in there's a girl doing a whole series about words she loves that you say. I think the one that I saw was she was like, when Paige says loser, it's like, you feel it in your core. You're a loser. No, and that's my, that's my core. That's my Courtney Kardashian, you're a loser. Yeah. And she also likes the way I say sugar. And I love that. She was like, she makes it sound so good. It's funny because we don't listen to each other talk, so we don't know how we sound. So that was very fun for us. But I do have to say like girls with boobs, they're basically like chest bulges. Like you can see our boots. Yeah like you know you know what you're getting. You can't see our butts. You can't see our butts. Yeah. And it's very yeah and people treat

you completely differently like you're a perfect example. No one knows you have tits. No one knows. Because I cover them up. And you do that purposefully. I do it purposefully because I don't want people to treat me better because of my beautiful breasts. See I'd be too powerful and I'd use it for evil. I do for pure evil. Straight evil. But I was going to say, you've stuffed your bras a couple nights and it's gotten crazy. You put a little chicken filet, a little chicky chicky, chicky. I know the other day I put my nipple pads on. That is when you're like so scared.

She goes, take them off. It looks ridiculous. You can't go out like that. Do they also? Didn't you get the ones that have like a fake piercing? I sure did. But you couldn't really tell. What do we call her?

That's not Paige. No, I don't know who she is. I haven't even really given her. her name yet because she hasn't really experienced the town well because i can't get drunk i just like vomit so it's a whole thing that's penelope i can't think of any other p names no it's more like she's like pria prea she's like she's really smart but she's really slutty and she's fun yeah pria is fun page is a business woman yeah she's just like she's doing her tuning forks she's got a red light Crea will cancel plans in a second if someone has more drugs at the next party.

A hundred percent. Back to catching print. So, like, I don't even know what it's called on, like, where there's a zipper. Like, it's basically, like, the little, I mean, it has to have a word. I want to say lapel, but, like, that's not what it is. The zipper for a pan. Yeah, the zipper for a pant. So where the bulge starts would classify how big a man's penis is.

Now, it's trial and error. You have to learn. And so I've watched so many videos. And they're showing examples of like John Hamm's pants. Showing examples. If it's straight, like flat, there's no bulge, huge. If it starts, like the bulge starts up at the top, small. The majority go right in the middle and you're like average.

And it is interesting because all of the examples he was showing, you could tell by that man's personality. Like they carry themselves so much more. more with how they look under clothes than I think we do. I do have to say the guy I was with the biggest penis. He was one of the nicest guys ever, but I actually felt bad for him because he was, it was to a point where like his life was harder because of it. Like, I knew.

Okay. No, like. Someone listening to this is like, we hate men. We're like, we support them actually. We're on their side. He was sweet. And you could just tell that he's, there's been many a woman be like,

Like, you know what, this, including myself. It's too much? I can't do this. I don't want to do a whole breathing routine. You're kidding me. Yeah, you don't feel like you're getting divergenated every time. It's not, I mean, it's not fun. I don't know if I've ever been in this situation.

Now I've been in the opposite one. I'm like, let's sit down, let's talk about it. You definitely have trauma here. And I'm not going to tell anyone. But what about the grower versus shower theory, which is real? Totally. he didn't touch on it He didn't touch on it

Okay so there's factors But there's I definitely could see Where he was coming from I'm trying to think of like one example I love that the gay man was like girls Get it together As someone who knows Yeah let me tell you

But then there's all these other things like Looking at forearms looking at hands Looking at I do I do think if he has thick fingers There's something there Yeah absolutely One time

in van camp I really hate even I really hate that I'm even about to tell this story but it popped in my head and so like I feel like when that happens on Giggly Squad you have to say it's like God being like

bring it to the forefront I've given you this forum share share the class one time I dated this guy this is years ago years ago so please don't judge me I dated this guy and I found out that he was in fact cheating on me

Fine. Totally. Do your thing. I found out because I went through his phone. But I saw that he was in fact sending spicy mirror picks, which I thought that was for girls, but totally do your thing. Do you think a full body pick that a guy sends nude is gay? 100%. I agree. Now, he was in boxers, okay, when he sent this picture.

So he was just sending her a face card? just like do you like fruit of the loom like i don't i don't know what their interactions looks maxing whenever the kids are doing it was just weird but anyway i'll never forget being in this moment because i'm like pouring myself into the cell phone and i'm reading all these messages and i see this picture pop up and so i'm zooming in and i'm like in what world is that your penis in that picture Hannah, I forget. Now, this is going back, like, I'm going back over 10 years, like maybe 10 years, whatever. I know that I was home alone for whatever situation, or maybe he was in the other room, maybe I was on an iPad. I don't know, but I know that I was in the bedroom by myself. I found what I believe he was stuffing his pants with.

And I, you are an investigative journalist. And if anyone tells you, you're not, they're lying. And I just had a moment where I was like, no, something's mentally wrong with him. Sox. But the way he crafted it. So you go, babe, get a chicken cut in a tissue. I'm like, wait, I could, it's going to be so much squishy. It has a believable. For these photos that he sent me.

For these photos. It was such a jarring time in my life that I couldn't even make sense of it. And I'm going to be honest, I don't think I've ever told anyone. that story because I was so embarrassed and freaked out. So I just thought, like, let's just wait 10 years and I'll tell millions of people. Now the girls have something else to watch out for. Isn't that so weird and creepy? There was a time when, like, we had flip phones when we were 14.

You couldn't really, like, you'd send, like, blurry. This was iPhone days. But I'm saying in general, like, there was a time where we were told, like, if you send a nude, it will go everywhere. Yeah. And you'll die. I'll never forget, remember in, like, 2012 when all the girls, like, eye clouds got hacked and their pictures got leaked?

Yeah. And the whole narrative online was, your famous, why would you have nude pictures? Do you remember that? Let a girl have fun. Nope. Let a girl take it before and after. Let her have some whimsy. Let me, like, let me do what I want in the mirror, you know?

But that terrified me. And in my life, for some reason, I was... Remember the time you sent me, like, that nude when it was, like, but it was, like, a shadow? Like it wasn't you. It was so artsy. Whenever I send a nude, it has to somehow... Be funny or artsy? And arguably, possibly not me.

So I always think I'm going to be in a scandal where I could be like, that wasn't me. Why do you look like you are an only van, like manager? Like, I just got a glimpse of you and I'm like, I feel like you're going to steal me after this pod. You're going to be like, hey, Paige, get this van while you're at it. I look like a sketchy producer. No, I can't see her. here right now. You guys, I've had a weekend. I've had a weekend. No, how many shows did you do this weekend? Well, I realized when I did the math, I'm going to be at 65 shows for this tour.

I have two more left in North Carolina and then I'm done. Did I have strep throat this weekend? Probably. Did I, it was tough. It was like, it was where did you go? Where were you? I was in Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati and Salt Lake City. How are they all doing? How are the Mormons? Oh my God, the Mormons are great. I kind of walked on and I was like, you guys are the center of everything right now. Yeah. I'm in the belly of the beast right now. But the Mormons. Hi, graphic. No, there's just so much scandal happening. That's like it's from like a book. I also, Book of Mormon. I said, told them I know about the white salamander. I said, thank you for your work in genealogy or whatever they're into. But I tried, it's like when you're talking shit about someone and then

they walk into the room, that's how I felt with the Mormons. Like, I'm like, you guys know what I what I've said in some podcasts. You know, like, when we were in high school, like, something would happen over the weekend. You'd be like, wow, when I show up to a homeroom, like, Monday morning, I'm going to kill myself. That's just, like, going on TikTok now. Like, it's truly just, like, opening your phone. It's like, wow. Okay, so everyone knows about it.

Got it. It's too much. It's too much. I'm, like, in the need of a phone break, I think. You go on the bench. Hannah's going to sit this one out because. it's not healthy, it's not good for anyone. Speaking of drama, I didn't actually read a book, I read an audiobook.

Okay, different. Totally different. Totally different. Do you know, I was like, I'm going to do the audiobook? Then I was like, where are audiobooks? I know we've never gotten one. I know we recorded one. You have to download a whole app.

Yep. I thought it was just like a podcast. I was like, where's the audiobooks? I had to download an app. You did it on your phone? Yeah, I'm in a subscription. service now. I've had to give my first born away. Question. When you're listening to an audiobook, are you doing something else? Great question. So I was on the flight and I put it on,

and I realized I need more. I need more stimulation. So I put something on the TV on mute while I was Oh yeah, you're sick. I'm sick. I needed a lot going on. And then I would kind of like space out and then once I heard something get juicy, I'd rewind. Kind of like how you watch movies. Exactly. They see you. I see you. I hear you. So I love when a book goes viral because, like, let's give it up for old school.

Let's give it up for ballet. Let's give it up for the crafts. Like, original art. Okay. Whatever happened to taking pen to paper. Whatever happened to, like, writing on a stone. Like scribes and squires. Bring it back.

Yeah. Bring it back because they walk so we could run. Yeah. So, Stewart, who's on the road with me, told me that there's a book called The Strangers. And I said, ooh, what is that about? And she's like, everyone's talking about it. So you know, it's called Strangers. And it's by Bell Burden.

Now, it's called a memoir of marriage. The reason it's interesting is because she is an affluent New Yorker. Her great-grandpaul, like, invented oil or something. She's related to, like, some really fashion socialite. icons. She went to fancy school. She's a fancy New Yorker. And she's exposing her marriage in this book. And the most beautiful part about it is fiction, nonfiction. Nonfiction. Oh, wow. Yeah. So she's, and she's telling the story. And you're going to get pissed, but it's also beautiful. When she was younger, she was a really great writer. She wanted to be a fictional writer. And she got into this class

freshman year and she wrote this the story and a senior in the class who was a guy raised his hand and said I think you suck at writing and I hate your work and she said the the teacher was a man didn't say anything and like a little bit later a girl spoke up to defend her but she was like it was too late I already decided I don't want to write anymore so she went into she's like a genius she did law finance she did all the stuff she meets this guy and he's handsome and perfect, went to Cornell, and everything's going great. And then, wait, I don't want to give away. But long story short, she kills her husband.

She goes down and as all these horrible things happen to her, she ends up writing a best-selling novel. So it's a crazy story about how you're actually sometimes rock bottom and like tough things happening to you. The universe forces you back to be. Just like man to just fuck everything up. No, I know. I know. And there are moments in it where you want to punch you all. I'm actually not done with it.

But if anyone wants a little audiobook, or you could order it and actually read it old school. That's what I'd like to do. Yeah. That I've done once. Are you going to read strangers? Are you going to do it? No, I'm fiction.

I can't do anything that's like possibly. real because I feel like my life isn't I'm like I'm in my life I'm like this is a novel this is a book this is actually this is a nightmare this is you know like what this is a tragedy of a trilogy this is this is the prequel and this is too much it's a comedy it's a horror it's a tragedy no it's yeah it's Shakespeare yes is what it is Yeah. It's a lot. People love when a rich person. Something bad happens. And she's just like, yeah, I was privileged. Wait, why is that? She was like, I was in my Martha's Vineyard House and COVID. Yeah. And then shit went down. Everyone's like, yes, talk about it. I, it's like I hate when

rich people pretend they don't have problems. Because, yeah, there's, then there's money issues. They just have different kinds of problems. And look, rich people's money issues are like, like, like, next level. Like, people don't even really like, like, you have to be weary of people that don't like. you for you and just like you because you're privileged. Well, I was, she talks about meeting this guy and how he, they just like work together. And then he finds out she was speaking at something because her dad is like a big art collector. Yeah. And he suddenly was like, wait, that's you.

And then like he suddenly was like obsessed with her. No. One thing I'm waiting for because I feel like in life things just like will flip flop at some point like truths come out or it's like you get new information or whatever. I'm really ready for the era where men get called out for being like such clout chasers. Like I know way more men. I'm not kidding. I know way more men that are like gold diggers in the traditional sense where it's like

she has a lot of followers or like her dad's rich or like she has a trap. Like I've just seen that way more than I've seen women. Like all the women I know are successful like in their own rights. I feel like the women I know are like, I just want a guy who's nice and funny. Literally just nice. They're like giving guys nice and makes me laugh. It's all I need. There's so many TikToks of girls just being like, we're so tired.

Like all my friends are tired. My friends that are in their late 20s are tired. My friends in their late 30s are tired. Well, that happened to me like in my late 20s for the first time ever I realized a man was using me, but I was like there's no fucking way that a man is using me. Yeah, it's like dystopian. I'm an innocent girl. I'm a baby dear.

I'm a baby and your man. My job is to wear cute outfits. Like don't use me for your shit. You have the patriarchy. Why do you need me involved? When you're in your 20s and you're in that type of situation and you realize it, it almost feels like someone's like copying your homework. Like to dumb it down to the lowest level feeling,

it literally feels like someone copied your essence. say handed it in first and then everyone thinks like that you guys did it together. So it's like, no, she cheated off of me. Not to say something controversial. And not to compliment a narcissist. I've done it a couple times in my life. Some of these narcissists have incredible taste. Like can we discuss how these narcissists, they see star power before you see it?

There are so many ex-boyfriends where I'm like, you could start a talent agency. Start a talent agency. If you're going to find us before we. We know what we're capable of. I'm like, they saw something in me that I never saw myself. And you look. It's star search. It's crazy because so many people in my past who have sucked the life out of me are like

wish bad for me. I look back now and I go, oh my God, they thought well of me. Yeah. Like they thought more of me than I thought of myself, but I didn't see it and I didn't get it why I was a problem. Yeah. The buzzword thing with like narcissists and stuff like that, like sometimes they are valid. Sometimes it's not.

Totally. But if someone says stop using buzzwords, that doesn't mean it's not true. No. Sometimes they're actually 100% true. The worst thing to ever happen to our generation is men learning therapy words, but not actually going. And then being like, I know that's a therapy word. Don't use that on me. And that's plagiarism at its finest.

That's actually our culture is not your costume. No, our culture is literally. Like when I do the work to know what narcissistic abuses and then I see it and then I call out and then I'm called crazy. When I'm over here saying that's a reaction to your action, because I learned that a couple years ago, and you're going to sit here and you've never seen a human therapist and you're going to talk about therapy jargon? Like, take us.

Have several seats. I just like, no, that is one thing with TikTok where it's like, it's almost like too much information because then you will get like a random TikToks where it's like, I'm a therapist. And I'm like, it doesn't sound like. like a good good one. Right? What I was say? TikTok, for some reason, like, everyone I follow and I like, who are, like, funny, cool, stylish people, none of them is on my feed. Yeah. And it's just, like, random crap, and God forbid, I look at something too long, then it's, like, the rest of

the day I'm, yeah, it's all that. But it's like, I don't want to see random people, like, con artists telling me things just for clicks. Yeah. But that's what, like, the internet's become. also not to go full circle but do you think the kit cat robbery I'm so glad we're back was a man or a woman it could is like a legitimate robbery yeah I think kit cats it could have been a woman on her period that's so sexist and misogynistic that was fucked up but and genius was it wrong I don't where you're you selling kickats like on the black market They're about to leave this podcast, go on your phone, because your phone's listening to you, and you're going to get nonstop stories about this TikTok robbery. And don't get mad at me.

It's giving the guy that got abducted by dolphins for three days. That's what the story is giving. When was that? There was like an AI story that a guy was like, I was objected by dolphins and I built them a home. And it's like, that was fake. Also, to bring it all together, the good thing about news nowadays. We keep bringing it all together. We haven't gotten one place.

We haven't started anything. Oh, yeah, to bring it together where? The one good thing about AI, is that if your nudes ever leak, say it's AI. That's AI, babe. At this big age, leak them. Literally leak them. What was I so scared? Sure. Oh, I was 19? Post it! Please! Let me stay on their next. Post it. It's true, though. You've never taken a nude you weren't proud of. Well, yes, I've taken a nude. I'm not proud of. I've never sent you. I'm not proud of. I mean, if you look through the camera rule, that's crazy. No, I'm really, I've never really been huge into that. Yeah, me and you don't do news because I feel like we're talking so much that we don't need that kind of.

Also, I'm so good at ignoring text messages. Oh, and a guy's like, send it. Yeah, because you want to know what? If you ask a guy three questions in a row in text messages, they're only responding to the last one because their brains can't process that there were two questions prior to that. And that's how I work when they asked for like nudes. I'm like, oh, sorry. I guess I didn't see that. text. Oh, what I used to do. Oh my god, this is making me like remember my

my 20s. Yeah. When a guy would be like, let me see like whatever. I would just always send a photo of a cat laying on their back and I thought it was so cute and funny. And he'd be like, ha ha, you're so crazy. And I was like, I'm just a crazy. You're crazy. I was like, you never met a girl like me. Yeah, you're like, I'm not like other girls. I don't dress sexy for Halloween. I love cats. Yeah, no, like I was literally, I'm so annoying. I dressed as close Malone for a four you're straight. No, look, I feel like the word pick me gets thrown around a lot and it's like... Pick me was also

a survival mechanism. What's like one other thing we can get mad at girls for doing and like how they act? But like, there are so many traits of being a pick me girl that I've 100% had that you have to you have to like grow out of, you just grow out of certain things. But you almost

don't realize it when you're doing it because like society has almost like trained you to be a pick-me and then you hit a point where you're like actually I am really smart and so like I'm not going to pretend that I'm not in front of you well that's the point of giggly squad like growing up when you would watch comedy like the women were always about the joke whenever you see a male comedian he's always making fun of his his wife who's so naggy his wife my wife my kid so I love going on stage and being like you know what's annoying about my husband

Yeah. And that is me making a difference in the world. No, I truly became like the man I've dreamt of. Like I think I would lay in bed in college and just be like he's really successful. He's like passionate. He has like multiple areas of income. He like owns an apartment and can take care of an animal. I can keep a plant alive.

And then I just became that. Well, it's funny in strangers. My new favorite thing. Yeah. Your new personality. She was doing great and then at some point obviously she has kids and then she How old is she? I think she had kids like in her 30s and she basically stopped working and she had nannies too

So she felt this guilt of like I'm not even a full full-time mom but I'm not working and then everything was just around the husband's schedule and work even though she's the one with the big trust fund But he's like feeling like the man of the house and it's just it's it's interesting and it made me even realized, like, I was thinking about during my family search.org, welcome to the pod, how, like, what people in my family did for a living. And then I was like, that's so sad. Like, I know for a fact my great grandma was a mom. Was a star. Oh. Like, deep down was a star, but, like, was mom. There was no chance that she was, like, a butcher. I think if you choose to stay at home and, like, take care of a family and take care of a home, totally. Yes. It's more, I don't want you to be told you have to do that. Yes, Ali Wong famously has a joke where she's like, we wanted to vote, we wanted all these rights, and we wanted to be like, we're smart too.

And then she's like, or were we smarter before when they thought we were done? And we could just do Pilates all day and that kind of thing. Yeah. But the point is that when you are a trad wife, you don't have power. And sometimes you think you do, but if things go wrong, you don't. Yeah. And it's just like picking who you're going to marry, it's really like, they could kill you. no literally like you have to always keep in the back of your head that you could get murdered and if

you do get murdered it's 80% chance that it's the husband right and 75% of the time statistics aren't correct is that real does that make any sense that just put my brain in a fucking pretzel that was a dad joke I think that was literally a joke my dad told me once where have the metrosecond was gone. They came out of the closet. That's why the term's gone. That's why they're gone. But I just feel like we've created so many different identities.

But like metosexuals got deleted. I know for a fact the sentence came out of my mouth in like 2008. Like I'm really into metrosexual guys. Like fast forward. Yeah, Paige. We know. Could have seen that coming. I remember like joking and calling a guy friend to metrosexual because he like had a jacket with a pattern on it.

And it was like a whole thing. But like, I feel like it was guys that really liked hairspray and like, used a blow dryer. Yes. Yes. Yes. And they like,

they tweez their eyebrows. Tweet their eyebrows or get them waxed. And like, you can tell when a guy is manicured. Like, what's the difference between a guido and a metrosexual? I was just, I mean,

we just described Paul E. I was waiting for it. We just described Polly D. Which, look, I'm not going to talk bad about my first love. Like, I'm not going to talk.

bad that I used. Have you met Polly before? I haven't, but did you ever watch the show growing up Goddy? Yes. That was like one of my biggest sexual awakenings, I feel like, because I feel like I was in like, I don't know, maybe like fifth or sixth grade. And I was just like, what? When he walked out with his spiked hair and his white headband. What is, what is that? Like I, how bad did you want to go tanning with him? So badly, I'm trying to think of like what one was my favorite and I can't even think of his name but I know he was the youngest one. I went to a school in Brooklyn where it was just all growing up Gotti. No, I loved an earring. I loved a blowout. Like I was like, no, that's cool. Like, I liked when they had such sunburn under their eyes from the tanning bed, like you could see the goggle. Like,

I loved that. Have you ever been to the Staten Island Mall? No, but I feel like I love that also. There was a time, and who knew it was a time in history where like you look back. You look back. and there's cavemen. Yeah. There was a time in the Staten Island mall where every guy had a blowout and a white Nike headband, full tan, diamond studs. The more I think about it, I've never been to Staten Island, but you want to know what? People are like so rude to people that are from Staten Island.

And now that I think about it, like, those are our people. They are New York City. I would say they are also primarily Italian and it gets a lot of like gross Staten Island. Island. I bet they have some of, I bet they have some of the best food. Yeah. Do you think that they have their own little secret? They're like, yeah, I keep talking shit about Staten Island, but it's like actually like a tropical village. Well, we talk about like cats having like bad PR, but they like don't care. I feel like that's like that's like the same. That's like the same with like Italians.

I don't hear there's just huge mansions everywhere there. Yeah, they're like we don't dare. Look, I just say Staten Island, not the worst island of the year. No, Devin. That I touch. That, the, the, dutch. Wait, that was really good. Dark, but really good. Not to bring up reality TV. Yeah.

Someone was telling me that, like, ladies of London is really good. Yeah, you can't watch it. I can't watch it because I have PTSD, but it made me think I used to love Made in Chelsea. Can we, can the girls who are bored and want to rewatch of something watch Made in Chelsea? I would rewatch it, except it's like 17 seasons. Is it? But don't you like that? Yeah, but there's something about me. Like, I, I'm a product of my environment.

I'm literally Gen Z. Like, I want new. I want more. I want it right now. Give it to me now. Like, if I ordered it now, then deliver it now. Like, I don't like watching older things because I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, it happened already.

Yeah, what did you just make? Like, when I go on Netflix and something new is up there and it says 2026 under it, I get checked up. That little fire emoji on it. This is a new show. No one's seen it yet. Pucking play it. Like I get so excited.

Speaking of murder, there is actually a new show on Netflix. And each episode, no, each episode is a different murder in New York City. Yes, I've seen that. It was charting really high. I'm still binging drag race. Oh, right.

I have a full-time job right now. But drag race, just to go back on drag race, it's so amazing. They're writing songs. They're acting. They're doing stand-up. They're doing rows. They're making dresses. They're doing everything.

So the other day I was talking to a brand and they were like, can you do, like, tell a story or something for us? And I said, what if I told a story through song? No, you didn't. And my team was like, hey. You're really busy this weekend. I don't know if you all the time. And I said, What kind of song?

Like, um. Like you were going to do an ad and it was going to be you singing a song. So I wrote a song because I was passionate about it. I just, when I, when the creativity comes. Can you say the brand? It's for honest wipes. And immediately I knew exactly. Yeah.

It came. It flowed through me. And everyone was like, you've never done this before. And like, it's a quick turnaround. And I said, guys, I got this. So before my show on like Saturday, I had Stewart film the music video. And the world premiere is airing today on Tuesday. My first ever music drop.

And yeah, I'm doing well. I told my husband, he was like, what? No, you've gone too far. I've gone to, but this is a thing. Your confidence should be studied because it wouldn't even enter my... my fucking brain to be like, let's put on a performance. Let's do a little ditty. I don't know if it's confident.

It's more that I like to try new things, hashtag. And I like to challenge myself. I get bored very easily. That's why we're friends, because I hate new things. I hate change. I'm not going out of my comfort zone. That's insane. Also, you guys know how I love my life.

And someone DMed me, actually, because a lot of things I post are rage bait. for you. Yeah. And I know when you don't respond, but like you got the message. Someone way DM'd me the other day. What did you post?

And they were like, they were like, why would she do that? Like we know, you're obviously going through a tough time. I posted like these shocks, like a crazy shoe. Yeah. And people blown me up. And this girl, um, I said,

Caroline Bissette, Christine Cranston wrote page bait. And I'm like, that's what it's called now, page bait. So I feel like the music video is also a little page bait because I just want to see a reaction. I just, that's how I work.

Whatever, you live your truth. I live my truth. No, it's comforting to me to know that you move throughout your day and you think of me. With such, because it was such abandoned. No, like you think of me. Whether it's like this is going to annoy her or make her happy. Who cares you're thinking of me? Also, can I just say I do respect your boundaries because when we were first doing our tour,

I was like, okay, obviously we need like a dance opening and you said, over my dead body and I never brought it up again. Wait, I was just going to say, I must have expelled that from my brain. Oh, yeah, it was a quick note. I just was like, do we do a little dance in the beginning? And you said, I actually don't even said anything. I might have thought you were kidding. You gave me that side look you gave.

And I said, I'm so sorry, Ms. Page. Yeah, sometimes I'm like, don't even come with me. I've had a day. Actually, someone messaged there like, I know Paige is having a day and she doesn't need this. When in doubt, I don't need this. Have you heard about mean girl handwriting? No. And you know what?

I have seen over the years, there's been some accusations of mean girl behavior. Yeah. And I just want to say, you do not have mean girl handwriting. I don't even know what it is, but I knew I didn't have it. Mean girl handwriting is the perfect bubble letters. Yeah. And it's not like nerdy. It's like crisp.

And like the girl in the class who's popular, but like literally evil inside. I really think that's true. I've never met a mean girl who writes messy. No. Never. Never. Maybe it has something to do with like the brain hand connectivity. Like it's psychopathic?

Like you have to be a psychopathic to like start a sentence and be as crips by the end. It's so funny though because there were so many girls in high school where I would be like, fuck, I love her notebook, but I hate her. Does Jen Alpha even know how to write? I know. No, I did get a DM the other day from a giggler that was like, a lot of the people you're talking about is gen alpha. Okay. And I was just like, okay.

Let's apologize. And so like I apologize that there are sometimes that I say Gen Z and I mean Gen Alpha. Yeah. Because she was like, I'm almost 30 and I would never do that. Also, you came at me for how I looked, which is perfectly valid. But now I have to bring something up. The gicklers are going to be upset. You said you hate lace.

Why are you wearing lace? Oh, this is quite different. Okay. This is quite different. Stick your case. Stick your case. This is quite different because... Keep repeating it and it'll...

And this is quite different because, wait. Coming up with like a tour theme, like me and Hannah were trying to think, like, okay, if we do another tour, like, what would the theme be? And like, so we just, like, go back and forth with, like, stupid jokes. But this is quite different. Is it a good... This is quite different than last time? This is different because it's the same color as the shirt. Like it's not a different color lace.

And you can't see through it really. Like it's not giving that like full lacy vibe. Okay. Yeah. You don't look like what looks like lingerie. Yeah. There's just like certain things, certain pieces that I think lace makes look a little matronly. And it's not, it's not across the board.

So like I do, whenever I say this, I get a lot of gigglers like DMing me their wedding. dress that's like full of lace and there are some i like and some i don't i don't want to make a blanket statement about lace but i'm not going to ever tell you that i don't like your wedding dress because my handwriting's not that good so like i can't do that i just want you to like hold yourself accountable for like the things you've said in the past i've had a lot of daphne meetings about lace really yeah because the girls do like it and i'm going to be honest i've looked at so many swatches and there are some that I'm just like, I don't like that, though. And I can't make something that I don't like.

But I am looking into it. Also, when you do have a smaller boob. Like, if I had smaller boobs, I feel like I would wear, like, those little lace tops all the time. Not full lace, but, you know, like, because when I wear, I feel like I'm literally wearing lingerie. You know what's funny is, like, I live my life being like. You know what's funny? From the beginning of time. When my mom met my dad.

The purpose of our existence. There are so many times where I say to myself, wow, if I had big boobs, I would be like, I would do this or I would do that or I would wear that. And it's important to know that there's a girl somewhere else living your opposite life, wishing she had your problems. And I would say the same thing about straight-haired girls and curly-haired girls. Yes. I've never met a curly-haired girl that was like, I wish my hair is straight. And every straight-haired girl is like, I wish my hair would hold a curl.

You know, we actually have pretty similar air-dried hair. We do. And we don't talk about it a lot. We don't talk about it ever. We have like the same kind of... Except people think mine is stringy. Do they? Because I don't brush it all the time.

I don't really brush mine. Like, I didn't brush mine. This is like textures, like Tresmey texture spray. My mom. Good call. Good plug. Do you guys hear that? Yeah.

That was organic. My mom is getting a bob tomorrow. A cuntie bob. Stop. I know. How short is she going? She was going like Zendaya vibe, like right under the ear. Like a little Anna Wintore.

I don't think she's, but she wants a side part. I don't know. I'm excited for her, but I'm a little nervous. My mom might have a new personality afterwards. Well, that does happen with a Bob. She's going to start being Kurt with me. Yes. Sorry, do you want to know why that made me stop?

Because this is so personal. Once I'm at a psychic, tell me that the guy named Kurt. Curtis, actually, was going to come into my life and, like, to be weary of him. And so, like, I'm not kidding. At least once a month, I think, like... When did they say that to you? When did they say that to you? Like, two years ago.

Okay. Did someone say that to you? No. No, I just, I do have a friend who, our mutual friend, who I think was with a guy named Curtis, who was not good for her. I don't know that person, so I don't, I don't, I'm not privy to that information. I send an email today with the word privy. How'd you spell it?

Wait. Okay, you know, wait. Wrong at first. I sent it. I saw it pre-ve. At first, I did an E, it's a Y at the end. I sent an email today. And you guys know my mom's on my emails. But this one, she was legit on. She both were editing. This one, like, she was there. She was in the thread. Like Kim Disorvo. People knew she was allowed to be there.

Okay, she was actually there. I had seen her response that she had sent the night before. And then this morning, I woke up and I wrote my own response to an email. And she texted me like 20 minutes later and was like, sorry, your response. Superb job. Superb wait. If some, if someone, if someone I'm almost 30. No, if someone I respected said I did something superb, I'd retire. Because I like, obviously I second guess myself.

But I like every other woman, I take away the exclamation marks that I think that I need. I don't give like, hi, sorry. I give. No, what the fuck? Like I give, I try an email the way a man would email, but then I do always have a regret where I'm like, oh my God, do they think I'm a bitch? Like, was that really mean or like was that assertive? And my mom giving me that like, that was a phenomenal email. Me and you together are really good at business because we always play good cut bad cop.

Yeah. And we go back and forth. Totally. But like if you say something stern, I always go, L-O-L, ha-ha-ha. And if I have like a lot of ideas, you go, oh, Hannah, being crazy again. So we like softened. Actually, people were really pissed that I, about that clip. Some people, I think, that I didn't interrupt the meeting to say, like, I got the wrong food.

And that I should have been more assertive about it. Oh, shut the fuck up. I hate when people say, okay, well, if I was in the situation, okay, well, maybe you were like in the situation. You shouldn't be eating like that and an important meeting. This is the thing. I was up since 5 a.m. We got off a flight straight to the meeting.

I have a lot going on. And sometimes I don't want to deal with. Do not. I don't want to get to altercation with the waiter. Do not defend yourself here, honey, over a situation that no one's even seen. No, we didn't even give good details. Honestly, we told the story wrong.

So please do not sit here and think you're going to defend yourself. Wait. Does Kim, has she ever given any notes about mine? emails? No, she hasn't. Really? But I'll keep an ear out. Yeah, keep an ear out. Actually, the other day my dad called me and he was like, uh, you said no to and like said something. And I was like, what? And he was like, yeah, why don't you want to do that? I was like, it doesn't really work with my schedule. I'm like, wait, were you on my emails? And he was like, well, your mom's, I think they sit down for dinner. No, Hannah, they sit, I'm not kidding. They sit down for dinner.

They turn on Giggly Squad on the TV on YouTube. Doesn't matter if they've watched Mondays. If they've watched Tuesday's episode, they're re-watching it Wednesday. And then they're waiting for Fridays. They sit there. They bring up their laptop. That's my family. They look to see what I'm doing.

They talk about me. I mean, well, your brother Gary's like, hello? Oh, please. He had his time. Okay, he had his chance and he had his time. He did. My thing with emails, when I have the power in the situation, I love no punctuation. Yeah.

Not like in a girly way, like just writing XO and stuff. Yeah. But I just, I respond as fast as possible and as, I think that's most important. And just like, da-da-da-da-da. So it's like, I'm running. I think it's more important, and I should take my own advice, I think it's more important to respond faster, fast than to have like a complete thought idea. A thousand percent.

And I actually, from strangers, I learned this lady was talking about she was in a relationship that she didn't want to be in. And she goes, I finally got the balls to break up with him. And she's like, it's crazy that it took a year of me thinking about it, but only 10 minutes to actually break up with him. Oh. You feel that? Well, you got like a visceral reaction to that. That felt because I thought I was the only person. Because, no, sometimes I, like, would think that there was something wrong.

with me that I'm like every boyfriend I'm like oh babe I'm mentally out of here like I've given you an imaginary deadline you didn't hit it so now I'm mentally taking myself out of it and I'll let you know when the time's right for you she had a guy once she moved into her new apartment he gets fired from his job he's sleeping on her couch he's like I need this guy to leave could not get the balls once I turned 25 and was like So done with, I don't know, just like really immature men. And then my next couple of relationships, I feel like maybe as a protective mechanism, I mentally was out way before it actually happened.

I actually lied. I have cried a lot, but it's while breaking up with them. So they can't. So they don't feel like you're, so you're good. I'm good. You're good. I can't muster it up. But I do have to say all of my boyfriends of my past, most of them were really good guys.

and I actually was sad because I was like it's gonna be weird not talking tomorrow but like you're not my husband but like you're a great person like see you want to know actually actually I take that back the one nice thing I do for men during breakups is I do let them perform the speech that they've prepared like I do let them have like I I do let them see me in person because I know that they've had something that they have to get out and I know that like closure is important to some people. Never been, closure has actually never really been that important to me.

Like if I never spoke to someone again, I'd be like, okay. And I've done it, but that's just, I think, deep, anyway. We don't have the time to get into it. But I let them do their performance. And I've seen actually some really good ones where I'm like, hey, maybe you have a point.

And then I'm like, no, no, no. Thank you so much for that. my decision is final and my favorite is like when they're like can we hook up one more time okay I don't think you understand the point of the break is because I don't want to anymore yeah so that's interesting but it overall it's just so interesting how like the breakup seems like this big scary thing but it's literally is going to take 10 minutes girl it'll take 10 minutes you had a longer poop than that no true and then there are so then once you're out of it oh the you you weigh 20 pounds later And I'm like, oh, hello.

Like, what the fuck? No, it's crazy. But you have to get there. And it's like, you really do have to get there on your own. And there are so many times I've broken up with people and I'm like so mad at myself because I'm like, why didn't I fucking do that two years ago? And you really, you can't get mad at yourself because it's fate. If you didn't stay, then maybe you wouldn't have met the person you're supposed to be with

or maybe like you wouldn't have moved to a new city and gotten a new, so it's really like I truly do believe in like divine timing, but. I also do believe that like you know early on if this guy. You know the day they ask you to be your third girlfriend. Like you know, what do you mean? Like, who are you? I feel like every boyfriend I've ever had like the moment they're like, will you be my girlfriend?

My gut's been like, no. I know getting into it. I was saying the other thing where you know immediately when a person is right. Sure, maybe. I think we are different with that. You want to know what? We just said the same thing. I said it in the pessimistic way.

You said it in the optimistic way. And that's why we're best friends. I'm so happy you're my best friend. And I'm so happy you're my. It's Carrie out there. I couldn't add John. I love how your only note this episode was catching print. Yeah.

That's all I've been doing. all week. Since you left me over the weekend, that's all I've been doing. That's all you've been doing. Did you have a restful weekend? What did I do? I feel like I can't even remember what I did this weekend. Did you watch anything? Did you make any art? Oh my God. What did I do this weekend? I'm really I'm really doing my like taking my 10,000 steps seriously and I started doing 12 330 again. Okay, I told you you only need 7,000. Okay, well, my 10 is important to me. Are you doing outsider on your walking pad. A little bit of both. Josephine used my walking pad the other day for a Daphne video with the TSA bin that I ordered on Amazon. And there are a couple gigglers that were like,

you put a TSA bin on your walking pad. And I'm like, shh, shh, shh. This is my art. That was creative. It was creative. That was creative. That was just working with what you've got at home. Yes. Perfect. We like, we like feel it. We're all like, I can feel it. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so, so much. Stay happy and healthy. Yeah. I had Des, I told him to order me Italian food halfway through the podcast. Hannah, I have a chicken parm waiting for me at home.

We're not sisters, Halley. We're twins. We're twins. Bye.