Giggly Squad - Giggling about handshakes, bandwagons, and New Yorkers

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

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Sup Gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me. Okay, we're doing a social experiment this morning. We're recording Gagley Squad at 8 a.m. Just for fun to see what happened.

I packed a whole outfit to look cute, and then I walked in, I go, not the vibe. You're literally my mom. You go, so you didn't clean. I cleaned for 30 minutes. I got this new maroon top that's, like, leather on the top, and then like has like like fringe on the bottom and I had like white jeans. This apartment has never seen a fringe. And I go, you know what?

I'm going to stay in what I'm wearing. So we're sitting on my couch because Paige has a pan. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. First of all, Knicks just lost. That's why I'm wearing black.

My black Nick shirt. And but last night, poor Grace. Grace had a whole day with me. We did Seth Myers. We were running around. I feel like I'm going to turn in. I'll get you. I'm uncomfortable.

Good thing you're wearing sunglasses. Yeah. Okay. So she, I basically, after Seth Myers was like, what are you doing for the next game? And she's like, I don't know. I'm like, okay, I'm going to come over and hang out. Yeah. And I forget that I'm her boss. Because I'm like, maybe she's had a whole day with me.

Right. And maybe she doesn't want her, like, boss coming over. Yeah. So I come in at like 830, jump on the couch with her. Immediately start facetiming you. So her boss comes over. I'm in shock and all that you guys are hanging out. We're literally on a sleepover.

I order pizza. And then me and you are loudly FaceTiming. And Grace is just sitting there like, can I have a day? Can I have a minute in my own home at 10 p.m? Like for a second, I'm like maybe she doesn't want to feel like me and you are. At one point, when we were on the phone, I was going to ask Grace to look at. something up for me and then I go and then in my head I was like no it's 10 p.m. and she's on her own couch like I'm not going to ask her a favor right now.

I actually wanted her to look up what the weather was going to be like today for my outfit that I didn't end up wearing. Wait, my favorite thing is waking up and like asking my mom what the weather is and I asked Des and he goes look it up and I'm like you've been up since 6 a.m. Yeah, just tell me what the vibes are out there. Also you can look at the weather app but you don't really know the vibe out. I go to my window every day. I look at the girls on the street.

I go, are they in jackets or just long-sleeved shirts? Are they in short-sleeve shirts? Is it a light jacket? The streets will tell you. Is it a caprice? And you don't, I never look at the men because their temperature is not. So if I see a girl in a workout outfit plus a hoodie, it's a little chilly out. Wait, I have to say something about the necks.

I'm not saying anything negative about the necks. Like, I'm so proud of them. I really hope it's their, time. The Instagram videos of all the guys outside, I can't do it. I actually can't do it anymore. Someone goes, this is their Evers tour. Like, all the men are outside MSG together, like, chanting and singing. Just kiss. Literally just kiss because they're like fighting each other. They like want to hug. They want to kiss. You think want to hug so bad, but they're like, they like are doing it in like a beat up way. And I'm like, just hug. So the best part about it is,

is Paige keeps now has Nix on our algorithm, and she's realizing that, guess who's commenting on all of these videos? It's crazy. Every time I look in the comments and I see your name, I'm like, go next. I'm tired. I'm laughing.

But like I saw a video last night when they lost, and the streets were crazy. And I'm like, women are emotional? What do you talk? You just beat up a guy for wearing a jersey that you don't, for wearing an outfit you don't like. You beat up a man for wearing an outfit you don't like, but we're the problem?

We're wearing a guy's name that you don't like because you don't like that guy. He's like, that guy's wearing black and gray and we're not wearing black and gray tonight. It's like, okay, Regina. No, but talk about me. No, literally talk about mean girls. They're like, I don't like the guys you support. I'm so obsessed with it, but I'm also like, now I'm nervous for them because the Knicks have been so bad for so long. And now they're like supposed to win.

And I'm like, don't put that on these guys. My first thought last night was, did any of them pop a beta before they came out? tonight because what is like they're so nervous and like the pressure i know but um the gigglers were funny they there's some spurs fans obviously who are gigglers and this is a safe space for you guys we just are sorry where are they even from san Antonio we've been there yeah remember nope you don't it was a dark time the only thing i know about the spurs is that eva lengoria's ex-husband used to blame on sony parker and he's french and he this is like hot french guy And he cheated on her whilst I think he was still playing.

That's the only thing I know about the Spurs. An athlete cheated. Yeah. My Nana was visiting Grace last week while I was traveling. Everyone's just hanging with Grace. Well, Grace is like, look, we, she left her family. She left her family and sometimes I'm like, do you want to rent a grandma? So I was like Nana, go visit Grace.

Calls Grace and goes, I made Pesto. Do you know what Pesto is? She's like, you're fair skin, you have blue eyes, so you probably don't know, mariner. In North Carolina. Do they know what linguine is? But she literally said, do you know what Pesso is to Grace? You ever had a baby clam? Ever?

Do they have those in North? You guys like seafood in North Carolina. You ever had a baby clam? You ever put a breadcrumb on the baby clam? A little olive oil on a clam. We call it a clams casino. You might call it something else where you're from. And then you take the bread and you soak it.

Wait, so Nana, literally it was like rent-a-grandma. You know when you just miss your grandparents? And I was like, well, I just love about my grandpa. Anyway. So then she visited and I was like, asked them about Brooklyn in the 30s or whenever. What? Ask a boy you were giving her questions. I said, ask Nana about the apartment she grew up in.

You made a write a biography. But old people love talking about that. And it's like, you never get to hear history from the horse's mouth. Yeah, her story. So that was fun. Oh, one last next next thing. So I took my dad to a practice.

I was not at the game yesterday. I took him to a practice. And we're in the hallway, and I see Fat Joe. Sorry. I know that's his name, but. That sounds like a name that we nicked. You know, like my old situation. I remember?

I remember Fat Joe. No, that's the guy on Hinge in my phone that I'm like, please don't text him again. So I see Fat Joe coming towards me. And this is the thing, New York is like healed right now. Like New York people in the streets are like saying, good morning. One of my girlfriends was on the bus with Fat Joe and Timothy Chalemi. I was like, oh, yeah. Where are you?

Are you kidnapped? Are you getting traffic? She was wearing a bandana as a shirt. I go, what is happening? Alexa. And I was walking on the street two days ago, mill the day, and people are just yelling go next. Yeah. I'm like, this is crazy. I made a TikTok yesterday.

I was like, I don't know what the caption is, so I just did Go Nix. I know. I know. But I got home and I realized I was wearing Nick's shirt, so that makes sense. But I didn't realize I was wearing Nick shirt at the time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But New Yorkers are literally like, they've never been nicer. Wait, the other day I was getting off.

in the airplane and it was me and joe and some girl turned and goes are you guys going to the game and i didn't think she was talking to me so i didn't say anything and in my head i was like what fucking game i thought she was talking to the guy behind me because i was like i don't know what game you're the game alike i was like no but that's what college is like when you're at a sports school like every sunday it's like about the game like i was going the game everyone's watching the game everyone if we want to lose is affected by the game but anyway so i see fat joe and i don't bother celebrities you guys know me yeah you know me i'm like that this girl did a tic-tac where it's like when you see a celebrity and you think you're cool because you're not speaking to

them that's literally me i'm like yeah i'm so respectful right now anytime i walk by julian more anywhere in the city i'm like is that like a regular occurrence yeah i'd be like julian more is like always out in the city i've seen her like four times and she's red hair so it's like you see her yeah I've never said hi once, but Wait, you're so cool for that. Thank you. I've seen her at dinner. I've seen her at lunch.

In my head, I'm like, well, one day when I'm in a movie with her, that's when I'll meet her. Yeah. Why force it on her now? Right. Why bother her dating? Right.

But I see Fat Joe, and I was like, it's the Knicks. Like, I'm saying hi to Fat Joe. But then as he's coming towards me, and he's coming towards me with his click. Yeah. Like, he rolls with a click. Do you think he came up with the name Fat Joe?

Joe or do you think someone was like? Great question. Joe. Well, this is the thing. As he's walking towards me, I'm like, I don't feel like I should call him fat Joe. I feel like I don't like speaking about people's bodies. So then I just go, hi, Mr. Joe. But that's my move, you guys. I've done it before. It works. They love it. I did it to Rick Ross. I said, hi, Mr. Ross. Wait, that, where did you run into Rick Ross? Wait. Some Hampton party once. Did you see that they had DJ Khalid on the... Well, DJ Khaled, he's everywhere.

That, okay, as someone who doesn't give a fuck about sports. Is he a J. Calder in New Yorker? No, he's a Miami Heat fan. When I saw that last night on the TV, I was like... Fake. I was like, why the hell would they let DJ Khalid sit on the court? No, that's... Well, maybe he just paid for it, but...

No, but the Knicks are have been really strict about who's on the core of. and what celebrities are at the next game. You have to be like a hardcore. Tracy Morgan, Ben Stiller. Well, because also there's... Wait, did you see the thing that Jennifer Lopez said? Oh, yeah. That was like...

J-Lo? You're only a New Yorker if you were born here. This is my thing with J-Lo. She loves a villain arc. I actually did watch her new movie on Netflix. Stop moving your tongue like that. What? You were just moving your tongue.

Yes, stop. While I was talking. Wait, I did not... Am I becoming like that? like a crazy old person who doesn't know what my limbs are doing at all times. Wait, so if I see Fat Joe, I say hi, Mr. Joe in front of all of his friends. Yeah. And I, and then I just go to dab him up.

Pat was there. Pat saw it. And he looks at me, and he just daps my ass up. And then... Did you hug? No, but daps are like more intimate than hugging because we did a full secret handshake. Yeah. Do you know how to dab?

Yeah. A loser. Wait, that was really good. But your fingers are so long, I got lost in it. Wait, that was really smooth. Actually, that's, like, a non-sexual thing that I find attractive, like, when guys, like, see each other for the first time and they, like, dapped each other up. And one time I had a boyfriend.

Who couldn't doubt? No. He had never dapped anyone. Like, his friends would walk in, and they'd say, like, hey, and I'd be like, I have to run away. I'm, like, none of you ever played sports in high school. I have to go. There's nothing hotter than two guys who just met smoothly dapping. Yeah.

There's like dapped chemistry between guys. They also have levels to it. Like they're not pulling in if they don't know you. No. I think is so chic of them. And then there's a snap sometimes. Yeah, that's like they're real good friends. When they snap, that's fully Mary Kay and Ashley.

They do a snap. They love their secret handshanked. So honestly it went, like, the interaction went really. well and then he walked off and I think they were doing a podcast and one of his podcast producers was like my wife really loves you guys and I was like so I'm in with fat Joe then I just almost wanted to start walking with his click I was like I'm a fat Joe's groupies yeah I wonder like his friends definitely don't call him like fat Joe hey fat it's like lady Gaga like you don't call her lady but I think they're calling her Stephanie I think they're just calling him Joe Joe

wait okay so back to the JLo thing what do you think how many you years or do you think you have to be born because you're born New York so you're a true New Yorker do you think you have to be born and raised in New York or do you think you have to live here for a certain amount of years this is the thing I feel like she I feel like she got annoyed that people made fun of her for the like orange soda thing yeah she's on her own tour yeah she's on her own revenge tour she's on her revenge tour with it um okay I am a firm believer that what makes New York so beautiful is that it's a melting pot of so many different cultures that have come from so many different places, and that's what makes New York so great.

Miss USA. And peace. And world peace. But I always tell people, like, if you can survive New York, like, you're a New Yorker. Is a girl on TikTok's, like, the saying is, like, after you've lived here for 10 years, you're a New Yorker, and someone was like, but there's inflation, so it should be 20 years. And I thought that was good. I think it's like a...

Like, I think Grace is a New Yorker. I think it's an energy. You're a New Yorker when you're here and you're... I think if you've gotten into a physical altercation at LaGuardia, you're a New Yorker. If you've yelled at anyone at a major airport in New York City, you're a New Yorker. Yeah, but I also feel like this is the thing. If I move out in New York, I'm still a New Yorker. Yeah.

If someone else is not from New York, moves out in New York, you're not New Yorker anymore. Right. That's the biggest difference. I would agree with that. That's the biggest difference. But, like, I always say you come in New Yorkers, I'm going to chew you up and spit you out. New York is crazy. There was, every block is insane right now.

And if you can just, like, laugh at it and enjoy it. Yeah. I will say after living in New York for, I don't think I'm on my own, 12 years. You're a New Yorker. 11 or 12 years. Going anywhere else and being there for, like, longer than a week, you're kind of like, what do you guys do? Like, what do you guys?

do every day. Like there's so much energy in New York that isn't in other places. It's so over stimulating. Any other place is so much slower and it's like, wow, this is how you guys live every day. Well, I understand why people think New Yorkers are assholes because every block, something's happening on that block that would be like headline local news. Yeah, but it's not always mean. Like I've been to other parts of the country where people have been way meaner to me in the middle of the street than New Yorkers are mean. New Yorkers are you just cannot talk to every single person because every single person's having like the craziest thing happened in their life in that moment but if you walk down the street anywhere in new york and you're

like what's the time like someone is they'll tell you you can just yell it and someone respond also there's such a freedom that you can just cry and no one cares and you can wear whatever you want because no one knows where you're going or where you were coming from that is so so so you could have been coming from a gala they don't know i think there's some places where everyone's you're wearing the exact same outfit doing the exact same thing. New York, you're so right. You couldn't wear a BDSM outfit and people are like, she's going somewhere. Important.

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What? It's at MetLife. What? But like, how are they getting there? Wait, foreigners going to New Jersey makes me laugh so hard. Well, it's like a whole crazy thing because everyone's like, well, we'll just walk to the stadium. Everyone in New Jersey is like, no, no. Wait, British people, New Jersey makes me laugh so much.

Anyone in New Jersey makes me laugh. Italians in New Jersey? They're going to, like, fight with the American Italians. They change, like, all the Airbnb rules. Like, now everyone's Airbnb in their house. Wow. I'm nervous about that. I'm just confused.

Like, MetLife is such a man because, like, they're like, yeah, like, we can do it. Like, we'll host it. And it's like, okay, like, we're going to come. I'm like, have you ever done this before? Yeah, like, we're going to go to MetLife. Yeah, like we're going to go to MetLife's house this weekend. Like, did you get all the necessary, like, drinks and, like, food? And MetLife's kind of like, yeah, we'll figure it out when you get here.

And it's like, okay, well, there's nowhere to park. I love that you're in all the New Jersey neighborhood, like, drama. Are you going to be a New Jersey housewife? No. Started watching Rhode Island. Their accent is a combination of New York and Boston. I do also like... Don't tell Love Island.

I'll blow their mind. Don't tell Love Island where Rhode Island is. They'll freak out. I can't get myself to watch Love Island. I saw that intro. That was kind of catchy. What was the intro? What's what the music video that they do for the intro?

They go, oh, yeah. Is it going like this with their arms? See, if I'm Ariana, I'm getting that taken out of my contract. But she loves singing and dancing. Oh, she does. But if someone said we're doing a music video before, I'm like, no. Also, are the people, like, getting in a huge fight and crying, and then they're like, hey, we have to actually shoot the intro right now.

Like, you know how reality TV works. You know they just, like, someone just got in a fight and they were like, now we're doing the intro. Well, no, because it's real time. Oh. Wait, did you watch it, the intro? I just see it on my TikTok. It's really funny. Were the contestants in together?

Like, it was, like, separate. Then they shoot it separately. Oh, and then one girl was, like, doing splits the whole time. And I'm like, that would have been me if I knew how to do a split. Thank God you don't know how to do a split. Thank God. I think it would ruin our friendship. No, for sure.

I'd be in a split right now. Speaking of splits. I would end every sentence with the split. Period. That would be my period. Also. Do you see Duelipa's wedding? You loved it.

I love her. I'm obsessed with her. Because I love people where I'm like, that's not a real person. That's not a real person. That's not a real life story. You're telling me they met. reading the same book?

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Come on. I did see some like TikTok drama. I'm lucky if a guy like... Can read a text? I can't even think of something.

Knows what C-Cing is. My bar is so low at 33. Reading the same book and they were on the same chapter and he said to her, I guess we're on the same page. Shut up. No, that was a publicist put that together. I think that romantic stuff doesn't happen. to me because I would be like,

wait, like if a guy was sitting next to me and we were reading the same book and he was like, ha ha, we're on the same page. I'd be like, get away from me. Not to put Grace on blast for the third time on this podcast, but we love her dating stories. And I'm not going to get into detail of it.

Yeah, we're not going to go too deep. She basically went on this horrible date and at the end he said one the funniest things I've ever heard. He just goes, after a horrible date, like horror, like the worst shit you can imagine. He looks at her and he goes, we're going to make history together. And I think that's how I'm going to end every phone call from now on. Like, how did you not call the police after that?

I'm like, history. Am I going to be in a Netflix doc where like I'm fucking, my skin is hanging in a basement? Like, what do you mean we're making history together? And he won't call from now on. That's how. I'm changing my signature in my email. Like, that is. We're going to make history.

He also told her, my dad is paying for this. which, lo-key, I'm like, at least I know where the source is coming from. At least I have an honest king. Yeah. For like info. Yeah. Okay. Update.

Secret Lives of Mormons. Yeah. So, as you guys know, Paige, like, put on episode three. Were you on season three? Who knows? Who knows? But I was like, okay, I'll just start from season three. You watched it in like a crazy format.

A crazy format. Because I felt like if I watched it this way, I wasn't, like, actually watching it. Yeah, you're tricking yourself in show. So I was like, I'll watch, I'll finish watching what page. put on. And then I was like, well, that doesn't make sense, so I'm going to go to the season before that. So I finally, last night, was like, okay, none of this makes sense because I'm watching it in reverse. Let me go to season one. Let's just watch season one, episode one. And I finally committed. I need to, like, write Whitney Levitt a handwritten note. Also, Demi is so hard to say. I want to

say Demi so bad. But I think you can. I respect your culture. Yeah. No one was mad at Demi at all. In the first season? Yeah. No. No. Nobody. because they hated Whitney so much, and then it, like, immediately flip-flop. No, it's, it's some of the best reality TV. And, but the edit is so clear to me. Like, there's this moment where you could tell Whitney has a reason she doesn't like Taylor. And you're allowed to, like, be hurt and not like someone.

Well, because Whitney really... She's not fake. Because they are all Mormon, and a lot of them are married and, like, love their husbands. Whitney, I think, takes her marriage, not even, like, the religion aspect. I think she takes her marriage the most serious of, like, all the other girls. The other girls are like, I will divorce tomorrow

if you let me. Yeah, which, like, I love that too. I love that too. But, like, I feel like she, her and her husband, I feel like they really do love each other. This is the thing with reality TV, too, is you have to be fake to make it work. Totally.

Where Whitney, she's like, you told everyone that me and my husband were swinging. He also was cheating on me. She opens up and tells everyone. And I'm not saying anyone's good or evil or to root for Whitney. I'm just, when I was watching it, I was like, Whitney's also a performer. So you could tell that she was giving them stuff.

Like even the fruity pebbles thing, you could tell the producers were like, this will be a great scene. We don't have anything going on tonight. Can you just put this together? She'll think it's funny. She showed up and did her job. She didn't do anything that you could tell it was like for TV. And then when.

was nothing life ruining. Also, you know, the episode starts and Taylor Frankie Paul's like, I just hope that all my friends show up to this baby shower, even though I haven't seen them all in a year. And last time they saw me, I was getting arrested. But I hope they all come to support me. And every three seconds, I hope all my friends are going to be there. I hope all my friends are going to be there. You know that the producers told Whitney, like, some people are coming, some aren't, like, whatever you don't have to go. Yeah. So then the whole thing becomes how horrible Whitney is, and Whitney's like, I haven't talked during a year, that's weird. Yeah. And that's

totally that. Like, wait, you're just supposed to show up with a baby trunk at a at a baby shower? You don't really want to go to? I'm like, I don't even want to be here. Look at how my gift is the best. And now I'm leaving. And then there's a scene where Whitney and Taylor finally

have their talk to like work it out. And as someone who understands a little how the sausage is made, you can tell that the conversation is going too well. Like they're getting along. They're getting like, they're understanding each other. Like Taylor's like, I understand I hurt you and I'm sorry.

And when he's like, thank you for listening. Like, and then they're like, Demi, go fuck that shit up. Like, Demi runs in and then just starts yelling at Whitney. And I'm like, Whitney and Taylor, it was working too good. And producers were like, we got to create a fight. How is there not a scripted show about a reality show? Unreal is like the one show. Yeah, but that's almost like they try.

made that show so serious. Like that show wasn't funny. Yeah. Yeah. And it is, there's a definitely funniness to it. Yeah, there's a funniness to thinking about like all these people sitting, because they do, sitting around like a boardroom and being like,

what's going to really piss her off this summer? Yeah. You know, like what's going to really grind her gears? Yeah. So, but then also the fact that like Whitney just kept crying and like feeling misunderstood. and like running away. Like the fact that people saw that and were like, fuck her, she's evil. It's just the masses can be asses.

You heard it here first. The masses can be asses. Well, yeah, also like there's something really dark that people that you don't know have the power to like change your reputation from year to year. Like Whitney went from the most hated to then like, okay, semi-hated to then the most loved. And she's the same person. And she's the same person throughout the whole thing.

And so that's like really mental. I didn't watch season two. She definitely stopped talking, right? A little bit, yeah. She was like, cool. I guess I'm not gonna. Guess every time I talk, it's gonna be a thing. So I'm gonna stop talking.

So it's really, there's like such a lack of critical thinking skills from a lot of people. But yeah, I love revisiting things that in the moment everyone jumped on the bandwagon. I hate a bandwagon. Yeah, you do. The second I see it, I'm like, I can't support this bandwagon. Like, I don't even know what happened, and I'm like, I don't like this bandwagon.

But people, it's like when people see a line outside and they're like, it must be good. I'm going to wait in that line. Well, those are psychotic people. Yeah, but I don't believe the line. I don't think I've ever met someone that's waited in a line like that. Next time you see a bandwagon or a line, think twice, okay? That's how we're going to. Wait, I have a question for you because this came up in just like my daily life last night,

and then I was like, oh, I wonder what Hannah does. How do you organize, like, your day? Like your to-do list for the day? I have a note app that says shit to do. Like the iPhone notes app? Yeah. Or you have a separate notes app? Okay.

And do you have like an everyday one? I have like this is a to-do list. Is that just for today? It's like my life one that I'm like, because every day I try to get it down to zero. Oh wow. But the truth is with life is. You try and get that list down to zero.

How many things are on that list right now? So I have four, like, things. These are, like, work things that aren't, don't need to get done. Where, what's like your, like... Oh, yeah, then there's a to-do now. Oh, my God. Then there's a... Different from the other to-do.

Yeah. That's a long to-do than you have, like, an immediate to-do. Honestly, because my special's out, I'm kind of living, like, fuck my day-to-day. I'm like, we just got to focus on the special right now. Okay. But my to-do list on my phone runs my life. How do you know what, like, how do you do your calendar? Like, what calendar app are you using?

Do you know what does, doesn't use a calendar on his phone? No. Also, I have to apologize. Everyone's mad. He's not a boomer. He's a Gen X. I apologize. It just boomers way funnier to say.

Oh, my God. That's giving, I'm not Gen Z. I'm. Shut up. No, people were like, your husband's not a boomer. And I was like, he's my husband. I'll talk shit when I want to. But, um.

Whatever. of them left us in a housing crisis, so does it really matter? I said, you don't use your Google calendar? And he's like, I'm like, how do you know what's happening two weeks from now? And he points to his head. That's how people used to do stuff back then, though. No, people always had calendars, even though it wasn't in their phone. He's not, I don't know how he does anything.

If I don't write a doubt, it doesn't happen. It's not happening. I have my calendar. My calendar runs everything. But my problem is if I don't look at it in the morning, like, I'm fucked. Okay, my notes app Is also I treat it as like a manifestation So like so I don't have it

It doesn't say to do list It says I get to Like I get to do this Isn't that? Who told you to do that? I made it up in my head Did you really? Yeah and then each day I have it

Like my schedule and then my to do list Someone DM me and said I think you might be a little OCD and I said let me look into it because I think I get to be OCD I think I could be slightly a little OCD well look not to overanalyze but that's we've made a whole career of it please I actually have been been getting less and less anxious like I socialized all weekend and I didn't get the fuck but this is the thing with OCD it's a it all is combined so like you can get OCD because you're trying to control the future, which is a symptom of anxiety.

Like, I would be OCD when I had a tennis match. I would have to, like, do all these, like, anything I didn't want to do I'd make myself to do. Or, like, someone would, like, drop trash, like, across the street. And I'd be like, I'm going to go pick that up because I'll win my match if I do. Like, I would, like, do. That's almost like a superstitious. It was superstitious.

But, like, if I didn't do it, I'd feel like, ugh. Interesting. Do you get that when you are going to. do your special? I get a little, a little freaky, like, right before a big event where I'm just like... Where you have to do random tasks? I just, like, sometimes I'll do things I don't want to do because I think it's good karma. Something a man's never said.

Sometimes I do things I don't want to do. Never. They've never done that. Yeah, I get that. But anyway, I get to do stuff. I get to. And I think that's a really beautiful... Wait.

Beautiful. Do you know if you started... a book called I Get to. You could be Mel Robbins. Actually, she's going to steal it. She's already written it. The new let them is I get to. I get to be annoyed today.

Like, I get to be. I get to be pissed off. Yeah. I get to be irritated. Like this morning I was like anxious and then I was like, why? I get to like go hang out with my friend in her dirty apartment. Yeah. On her couch.

Yeah. Which you love slumming it up with me. I love it because I can like, there's no pressure. My dad visited me yesterday and he's, we like ate Chinese food and then he started like cleaning it up and I was like, hey, hey. It's cool. You don't have to do that here. I go, mom's not here.

Mom's out for the night. The parents are away. The kids will play. You are the definition of that like at 34. You're like, there's no parents here. We can leave the plates in the sink forever. Who's going to yell at us? And my dad looks at me and he's like, this fucking awesome.

No, your dad's like, wait, seriously? I was like, we could drink as many sodas as you want. But my dad, actually when I was low with my dad, he'd be like, let's get ice cream, don't tell mom. Would your dad do that stuff ever? Um, no. Because he was really scared of her. No, my dad's scared of my mom. The only time that's ever happened is one time my dad took me to the gas station and they, behind the thing, they had these like light up belly button rings.

And I was like, dad, I don't get that light up belly button ring. Like, I think I'll die. And I was like eight. And he was like, totally. And so he buys me this light up belly button ring. And I go home and I'm like, I put it in my belly button. It's a fake one. Yeah, obviously.

It's like this little like button thing that you like clicked and it like was all. these colors and you put it in here. I'm bleeding in the gas station. And my mom took one look at it and she was like, what the fuck is that? She was so mad at my dad. She took the light up belly button. She's like, that's a gateway drug next to you know she's on a pole. Yeah, literally she was like, you're never, I could never pierce my belly button. I still think about it all the time. Do you remember when girls were piercing their belly button? Yeah, it's actually like really upsetting to me. I never crossed my desk. I was like that owl. I think I cried about it. at like 17 like police let me get my bellybone pierce their lip do remember the girls are

prism their lip no you are a real new yorker yeah in new york girls they had crazy piercings no one time i did buy like a fake tongue ring because you're a freak yeah and i loved it but like i was like i'm gonna choke and die true because it was like a suction cup yeah i wore it like to one night out and i was like it's not who i am like i want to be her but it's just like it's not who i am No, girls would have, like, one lip ring, and it looked so uncomfortable. I was like, how do you speak? How do you do anything? But it was, like, they committed to the bit.

You know what I never liked? Like, I didn't mind a nose ring, but I never understood when girls would get, like, their eyebrow pierced. Like, that always freaked me out. I was like, oh, you're mischievous. You're cool. Yeah, like you do, you stay out. Do you know, I would do now if I was 22. What?

I would shave part of my eyebrow. Like, a line in my eyebrow. Why? Why do you have to be 22? You get to. You get to be any age you want. You totally do. You can be any age you want.

We are of the age where now, like, I'll put an outfit on. I'm like, it's a little too young for me. I know, same. Which is weird. I went to a club on Friday night, and I put an outfit on, and I was like, no, I can't wear that to a club. What'd you wear? I wore shear.

I wore she. Wait, I didn't even tell you. tell you this. No, you saw my TikTok. Yeah. Oh, wait, no. You were waiting to announce that you're women stem of the week. Can you, I actually saw it and I was like, I'm saving it. Tell me in depth, like, details. I have these black sheer caprice from Magda But they're like regular pants. Like, they have like a zipper and like a button, but they're completely sheer. And they give you these like black granny panties to like basically wear with them. I lost the underwear. that goes with the pants.

And I was like, you could have Instacarded underpants. It didn't even cross my mind because I had to leave in like 20 minutes. Got it. So I was like, okay. And I wasn't there at the time because I would have given you options.

I didn't have any black like bathing suit bottoms that were like full coverage. The fact you don't have one granny panty lying around. I don't own one thing that covers my ass. You don't have any bikinis that cover your butt. No. Who makes them?

I've never seen one. It's never. crossed my desk. I've never seen one. All my underwear, even my period underwear, chic, sexy. Laced, right? They're laced.

Like, they're gorgeous. So I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do? I have one pair of, like, Victoria's Secret where it's, like, a thick band, but it's still a thong. But it's, like, cheeky, kind of. Yeah. So I put them on, and I'm like,

no, my whole asshole is still out. I take another pair of underwear, and you know how, like, a thong, obviously the front is more coverage. So I flipped it around. So then I had two pairs of underwear on. So you are basically thonging yourself from the front end of that. Flanking my body.

Gillotine yourself. My vagina. I'm like, don't worry, it'll just be a couple hours. If there was any time I was going to get a UTI, it was in that moment because I'm like so, my vagina is like suffocating. You get to have a UTI? I get to.

There's some girls out there that don't even have a vagina and they love a UTI. Wait, that's incredible. Yeah, so I was like so proud of myself. So I wore a sheer caprice and this like gold top and I loved my outfit. Do you know that when someone comes over to give me a spray tan, I don't have a thong? Well, like I do have a thong. Wait. The only thong I have is like a lace thong that I've never worn but I have for a mirton.

I'm not wearing a lace long to get spray tan. So I wear my granny panties and then I just scrunch it in my butt. Like I give myself a wedgy and I go, go for it. Wait, Hannah, I'm going naked. I'm not going naked. I have, first of all, I have a family. Wait. Wait.

I don't go naked. Am I weird for going naked? Yeah. I'm labia out. She's like, kick your leg out. I'm like, for sure, girl. Dude, I'm naked. Even if I have my period, I've got a tampon in there.

Like, string out. It's two girls. She's spray tanning me. We know what we're here for. I'm trying to impress anyone. I'm a prude. I'm like, also, I'm like, this girl's had a day. She doesn't need to see my labia.

I mean, I do think when they're like, turn around and bend. I'm like, this is a little uncompy. Also, it's like you just met them. I'm like, let's go to first base first. Like, second base. Maybe like over time I'll be like, I'm ready to take my underwear. It doesn't even cross my mind. I'm like, yeah.

When you go to a massage, do you take it all off? No. Well, no. No. Some people do. Take their underwear off during a massage. Yeah, because they're like, I don't want a wedgy when they're like doing it. Oh, but you have a thong?

No, because there's no way. Are you wearing a thong and a massage? Yeah. Because you're, sometimes you have to take one leg out. So how are they doing no underwear? Well, then they put, they put. And I do like a guy masseuse. Sue me, but their hands are bigger

And dare I say they are stronger Don't come from me I do prefer a male masseuse I want a gay male masseuse I don't care because The first time I ever had a guy masseuse I literally stopped and I was like wait It's so much better when your whole hand

Is on my whole neck Like it feels different Honestly You know what I'm trying to say Every female masseuse, I also saying female, this just turned it into a red pill podcast, but every woman masseuse is listening. They've trained their whole lives with art for them and you're like, I want a man. I know. I think I'm part of the problem.

I get it. Look, I think it's some men are good, some men are bad. I don't want them to be good looking because I don't want to feel like I'm like on a date. No, absolutely not. Well, I've never looked at them in the face. If it's good looking, be like really good looking where I'm like, okay, this is fun. But if they're like just like normal good looking, I'm like, I don't want to, I have Do you think there are any women out here getting like happy endings out of massage?

Yeah. Like where? Do you think it's like really upscale places that you would like never think? Or do you think it's like country clubs? I always think it's country clubs. Women are doing it and I need them to start. I need like a secret anonymous board where they're writing where they're doing it because I just want to know what's the vibe.

Wait, I never told you this story, but I went to a place that was cede once. Because you know me. I'm getting a good one. Yeah, you'll go anywhere. I'm getting a Groupon. A foot massage, $15. Hell yeah, you're there. At one point in the beginning of the massage.

Because in my head, in the back of my head, I'm like, is this a place where they're like, like a rub and tug? I don't know. Yeah. And at one point in the beginning, she says, your body's really sexy. So the entire massage, I can't relax. I can't relax because I'm like, she's going to give me a happy ending. The entire time, every time she tells me to do something, I'm like, and that's when

they stick it in. Like the whole time I'm in my head, like I can't enjoy it at all. I'm freaking out. So I'm freaking out. No, I would have left. I would have been freaking out. But then at the end she's like, thank you. And then I'm like, am I the creep?

Maybe she didn't say sexy. Maybe she said sexy. I think I don't know what happened, but I think I was like sweating at one point. And she's like, get out. Like I was so scared. But isn't it funny if like she never. was going to do it and the whole time I thought she was. Oh my gosh. But then part of me, then like, it's a full hour. So then quarter through, a quarter way through, I was like,

I could do this. Like, just do it. Do it for the story. People don't talk about these enough. Like, they're out there. They exist. Like, there's definitely like five, a street over in New York City. Like, I do feel like if the men are doing it, the girl should be doing it. It's just, like, harder for women because you have to, like, mentally be present. But this is the thing. You get to. No. You get to have a happy ending. You get to.

Yeah. I think in like, hopefully in like 20 years, the way you go to get a facial, you can just go and get a couple orgasms. No, I don't want to do that. And that's your Catholic guilt. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's bad.

That's naughty. No, it's not. If people orgasm more, they'd be, I literally was Googling. I'm like, has late. Layla from Mormon wives had an orgasm yet because it's been three seasons. Has she no. She's kids.

Apparently she has. Oh, she has now. I do think, like, everyone's giggling about it and I'm like, this isn't funny. But it's not a joke. No, it's not funny. No, it's not funny. No, it's not funny at all.

She's two kids. She's been married before. Multiple times. And not one man has given her an orgasm. And they were joking, like, take this toy home. And she's like, I'm like, no, take the toy. take it and figure it out. Also, her exes must be so embarrassed. If I'm any of her ex-boyfriends, I'm changing my name. What if she literally has orgasmed and she just loves making all their exes look

bad? Like she brings a guy on and she's like, couldn't orgasm with him. That's the bad. I love that then. I love being obsessed with the show like 10 years after everyone's obsessed with it. I was just going to say it hasn't been on. Season one hasn't been on in four years. And when you brought it up for the first time I was like, oh my God, I don't care about this show. But she's asking her family if she could do like a sex toy promo, which early on in my career, I did a lot of sex toy promos because sexual wellness is important. It's part of the patriarchy to tell us that we shouldn't know our bodies and understand our bodies. And that's sexual wellness. And actually you live longer when you have more orgasm. So anyway, I digress.

I mean, Grace just like to each other, like you were going to start yelling at us. By the way, do you know that there's NIC's NYX makeup came out with a butt mask, like, for your butt she, like it covers your butt cheek and it like helps whatever women are, like, exfoliated or like. I don't know, but like the girls are excited about it. Like a brightening mask? For your butt? Yeah, like a bleach. Like a turmeric mask?

Tumric? Yeah, turmeric. Like a turmeric. A turmeric mask, like... Tumoric. It's like orange. It's actually like that color. Oh?

Wait, say turmeric again. Tumric. Tumric. Tumoric. Tumoric. Tumoric. And I will be you in this fucking microphone. Wait, we go, we're like a hot one.

Let's say like you hit someone. We're like in a hockey game where when it gets, we start fighting, we then go, Just let him fight it out. Yeah. Like you've never hit your brother before or like your little cousin or like you. No, because he was younger than me. So it was like I would get in trouble if I hit him. I think when I was like really little I'd probably hit him, smacked him around a bit.

I remember once I squeezed his head because I couldn't hit him. So I just squeezed his head. I feel like the last time I like really hit someone was my brother. And I feel like I was like in college. If I had an old brother, I would beat the shit out of him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

People always talk about like sisters how they fight. Like, okay, I was still fighting too. at home, I was just like, mine was way less fair. Yeah. Like, I also feel like playing sports. I was like hitting tennis balls every day. Like, I played basketball where I was like... You were getting your aggression out.

Yeah, like, that's how I... I had to run, hide, hit. Stop drop and roll. It's a hit and then make sure I had a clear exit plan because then I would be fucked. If I was planning an execution, I had to also have an exit route. Well, shout out to Stuart Fuller. My favorite joke she does is if you hit,

don't trust guys with sisters because it means they can hit women. Very easily. Like I would. They've hit a woman, they want to do it again. Like run, unplug like any type of gaming device and then run away. Can my ass beat?

Oh my God, that's iconic though. Because he'll never recover that game. Yeah, because you're just and then you run. It doesn't mean, quick action. I hope Taylor Swift does that to Travis Kelsey every now. Wait. MSG. Yeah, is that if that's not real?

It's real. I don't think so. I have sources. Okay, let's take a bet right now. I think that that is going to end up being like a crazy rumor. You think that that's 100% true. Yeah. Where in MSG?

Great question. I mean, they're inviting like everyone they've ever met. She's going hard, but you know what? Good for her. Like, she wants a wedding. She wants a moment. Logistically, though. She does the ERIST tour.

This is nothing. think for her. No, but I'm saying, like, logistically, is it she's walking down, everyone's in the stands? Why is it giving Joel Olstein? Yeah, I'm like, where are they all sitting in the stands or it's everyone's going to be on the floor? She's walking down the aisle. Or is she coming out from like, okay, these are really good questions, actually, because. How are they decorating MSG? Also, is there part of people that, like, are just in the stands watching? And then there's people that are actually, Are they going to take down the jerseys because like aesthetic? Are they going to put it in the ice?

I don't think it's true. There's no way. I think that's so crazy. Unless she's pulling a fast one. I think it's like a big hoax. And she wants people to be distracted and she's just going to be like in a backyard in Rhode Island. That's what I think. I think it's going to be at like a very beautiful estate that's like a couple hundred people.

You know it is because that's what you want. Because that's what I think I should have. Just something low-key, but so chic you die. Are you still into Italy? 200 of my closest friends. Are you still to Italy? Having a wedding in Italy? Yeah.

No, because you want to know what I've heard from, like, a lot of girlfriends who have gotten married there. Like, you have to have an Italian wedding planner. Oh, that's where you put the foot down? That's her I'm actually thinking. Because you're like, the whole time, they'll be like, well, they'll do nothing. They'll be eating lunch the whole time. They'll do nothing. like actually we're off this week, so that's crazy.

So you can't trust them. Yeah, they randomly go to church during like. They'd be like, it's fine. You don't need chairs for everyone. They'll just pray to St. Anthony for everything. And you're like, no, you actually have to call someone. Yeah. By the way, our Dunkin Refreshers are so, so good.

I got the Maco pineapple, obviously, with green tea. And they got strawberry dragon fruit. Wait, did you also see how the videos about, the FIFA players being like, wait, the American heat is like so insane. Like they're so hot here. Really? Because Europe is super hot. Right.

And they, and we have air conditioning. I think they just don't want to go to New Jersey. Wow. They're making up excuses. They're making up excuses. I am so confused why it is in New Jersey, though. I just think that's like so dumb. They do a lot of sporting events in New Jersey.

Yeah, but this is like so many fucking people. This is like so many more people, I feel like. I've never seen you more passionate about something. Well, because where are all these people going to park? No, because the traffic in New York City is going to be so insane. Well, it's like they're doing the Olympics in L.A. Why? I hate these big group sporting events.

I know. Like, I guess they get to, though. Yeah. They get to. They get to. You guys, lastly, we got to number one on Hulu because of the Gigglers. Oh, hell yeah. Because of the fucking Gigglers.

I live for the Gigglers. I die by the Gigglers. I do everything for the Giggles. Do you feel like relieved now? I feel just so happy that I can put out something and people will watch it. That's, yes. No, but as an art. You get to.

You get to. Wait, I didn't even mean to say it. You get to put out art. Like so many people put out art. art and they want people to see it but no one sees it. The fact that like I have people excited to watch it makes me want to cry. That is so sweet. Thank you. So anyone, if you guys enjoyed it, stream it again today. Tell one person a friend of me, an enemy, an ex, um, a lover. Wait, imagine texting, just randomly texting your ex being like, hey, you should watch a hand in a burger

special. And don't be specific. I like want to do, I'm going to do that. That'll be great. He'll learn something. He'll learn something for sure. Um, so I love you guys so much for supporting. our art. And we'll talk to you later. Thank you, Duncan, for partnering with us. For this episode. So good. Honestly, I was falling asleep.

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