Giggly Squad - Giggling about Hannah’s new bestie, Coachella, and wellness retreats

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

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What is up my grateful gratuitous giglers? I love that. Happy Thanksgiving, years of info for everything. I'm so tired right now. I went too hard the last couple of days. You know when you just feel like it's time to say something? Happy Thanksgiving! I feel like that's like a thing now. Oh my God!

Happy same Patrick's James. So excited for you. Let's be honest. It's all socially constructed. It's made up. If I told everyone it was September, with enough group mentality What it's what it's time I was thinking about how easily I would join a cult

But the only thing that would stop me is the group activities Turn to your right and tell that person something about yourself that they don't know, you'd be like, and I'm out. So you know, if we're gonna be in a cult, we're gonna have to do some icebreakers, at least to begin the connection of all our souls. And I'd be like, and check please. I think you're doing this because you don't want me to bring up that you have a new best friend.

Oh my God, I was being defensive. You were being defensive. I do have to say, so I posted the photo. I was so excited about it. And I had to like, purposely not tell you that I was going to post it. Yes. I never planned Instagram. I'm very crazy with Instagram.

I'll post that. I think and I literally was like, I'm going to post F5, 30 PM when everyone's about to finish work. Honestly, it was a great posting time because I went for like my usual scroll and it was just like, bam. Hannah Berner and Emily Radikowski. Because you messaged me like the day before like did she come and this was before and I was like I think she might.

Yep. But then I was in a place of bad service so I was scrolling, wasn't uploading. Finally it uploads and I see like three comments made by you and I'm like you just going off in the comments. I didn't even read it. I was laughing. My new thing is it's not really your friend unless you post a comment, have another thought, post a comment, have a third thought. I think the gigglers are all tagging your joke. Like it's like a full bit so I have to read it all out. The gigglers make me laugh so hard.

They're so funny. And it had like 2000 likes. And it likes to my photo, your comment. But everyone was like, did Paige get bangs? No, that was the best compliment ever. It's so funny because when Hannah posted the photo, I immediately... No, she faced time to me. You faced time to me. I feel like I was writing something for you. You've been calling me a lot. I've been testing the front-chap.

You've been calling me a lot. I know I've been testing the friendship you've been calling me a lot But here's the thing Hannah and I actually can't talk on the phone because it starts to get too funny And I'm like save it for giggly squad because I want the gigglers to get like our real raw reactions No, we do this thing that we like have with reality TV. We said save it for camera But there was a rumor that Emraada might come to my comedy show. Can we just like make a list of how many like Uber famous people have come to your comedy shows, Casey Muscreves? She literally thanked you for putting a comedy show on.

Emraada, she dogged you on TikTok and I was like, I will support and buy a ticket. She goes, I support women in the arts. Yeah. But I was just like chilling in the green room. Yeah. It's really just minding your own beeswax. Mine own beeswax.

I'm so done forever. Bring it back. And she comes in so casual. Yeah. Just like a girly. She had her long bangs. And I think if you look, she doesn't take photos so casual. Yeah. Just like a girly, she had her long bangs. And I think if you look, she doesn't take photos with bangs. Yeah.

I think she wears those bangs so people don't recognize her. Like it almost covers her eyes. Yep. And then when she's like taking a photo shoot, she pulls them aside. In person, are you just like, oh my god, that's the prettiest person I've ever seen. Like what is her, what's the energy

and rata gives in person? Well obviously she's gorgeous. Yeah. And famous people sometimes give the worst energy. Where it doesn't matter how famous they are, they can make you feel like you are in a relevant piece of shit. Yep.

It just a vibe they give off. Yeah. She felt like I was just talking to like the cool popular girl in your friend group. My favorite thing about Emraada is the way my mom pronounces her name. And she changes it every single time we speak of her. That's so Italian.

And most recently it's Emraada, which is very Italian. I'm like, I don't know who that is. Well it's funny because what does, I was like, oh my god, I think Emraada mentioned me in her podcast and it goes, who's that? And I was like, Emlai Radicaleskin, who's like, oh no, who that is. And I was like, well, yeah, I think Emraada mentioned me in her podcast and it goes who's that? And I was like Emily Radikowski and he's like, oh no, that is. And I even said I was like, well, yeah, you're a straight man I hope you would or I was at question things But then did you see the video where she says her name is actually pronounced Radikashva?

No, I didn't because she's Polish. I miss pronounced. So it's not rat. It's I would say Emily Radikowski It's not that. It's not Radikowski. That's not like, I think Americanized it is. Okay, I'll text her and find out with like, you little bit. She wants us to say. But you know why she's bad ass? A lot of people with names like that

get like a corny stage name for the industry to be like people, you know, it'll be easier for them. Yeah. She's just like herself. Yeah. She comes in like herself. Yeah. She comes in with a girl and I'm like, hey, nice to meet you. She's her best friend from high school. Yes, I've seen her in all of her videos.

Her videos. Her roughes, and together. And there's something about like having people around you from like pre-fame that I feel like keeps people. She's, it's important. And she's Chatea Kathy. She's wants to banter. Yeah.

Like, I do have to say with Casey Moskrives, I was scared. Like, I was like, don't say that. Yeah. I'm stupid. But with her, she's a different type of fame. Casey's an artist. Yeah. I mean, no, M. Rod is an artist too.

Let's not take that away. She's also a writer. She's also our age. Stop. No, isn't that? There are sometimes, like, there are people that are our age, and I feel so immature and like a baby. But I think it's because she has a baby.

And I feel like once you have a baby, you're different, you're a full adult. Also, when people write a book, like Claudia Aasheri's written a book, and she she's like 23 and I'm like, you've seen life. No, I feel like Claudia's more mature than us. Claudia's way more mature. We'll talk about that, but so I'm rather... We're talking, we're chatting and immediately I'm like, it's kind of pressure time.

You can fuck this up. Like this is one of the times. What are the first things you guys said to each other? Like, were you like, hey! How y'all doing? I was very bubbly and excited. And I was kind of like, I actually was surprised. So I was like, by the way, we have a mutual friendsy way.

So immediately I was like, how is she chic? And she was like, oh yeah. And then we start talking about dating male comics. Cause she's, oh right. She had that whole thing where she was dating. What was that guy saying? She was with Eric Andre, for a second, Pete Davidson. I don't think she's, oh right, she had that whole thing where she was dating. What was that guys doing there? She was with Eric Andre, for a second, Pete Davidson.

I don't think she's been with them long enough to have the full trauma of dating a melcomic. But it was funny. And then I gave her a lot of outs. I was like, you can leave. Yeah. But she was just warm and chill and her friend was so nice. And then she was like, do you want to take a photo?

Hannah, you looked like a literal model in that photo. Well, that dress. It felt like, it felt like Emrona did ask you for the photo. That's what the photo was giving. Well, I was joking with her. I was like, if you need tips for posing, I said that to her and she laughed. But it was crazy to stand next to Emrona in a photo. No, I would actually throw up and not take that picture.

But I was joking because I think the photographer was a little nervous because he was like, he told her to like move her hair or something and I was like, don't... Fuck you. And I'm gonna run her out. And are you guys like hanging out again? I mean, she... I think I'm gonna start a podcast with her if that's cool. That's good. Did she laugh during the show? Like where'd she sit?

Okay, so the entire show I couldn't fully be free because I was like, Will, I'm Rada like this joke. Yeah. And I realized during my set, I have a Pete Davidson joke and I was like, hmm, and then I have a new joke that's like a wild joke about, um, gun violence and bangs. Okay. And she has bangs. And as I said it, I was like, oh no.

And I feel like the two are closely related. Very closely. Yeah. The very you got it. It's a slippery slope. So I was like, oh my god. My friend Esther Povitsky, who's amazing, said she saw her laughing.

Wow. You need someone on the inside who's scoping the crowd. And what's so funny is she didn't follow me until after the show. So she was, she wanted to see what the product was. Yes, she wasn't just going to put a, she's not throwing out follows Willie Nilly. She's like, do you want me to call you by your full name? Yeah.

Then let's fucking get some laughs. OK. But the most amazing part besides that she was actually so nice, cool, normal, like she really did not make me feel like I was like an ugly monster, which you could have. And I was like, um, I mean, don't even, I was like wait, hell, you be with a camera and a grid. Um, this is the thing. I was like, can I just do one thing? I was like, can I post a photo of us and say some model girl came to my show. So I asked her permission.

Oh my, she's so laughing. Hi. Esther's looking at me like, but she just made her like laugh, laugh. And then I was like, and on top. And I was like, enjoy the show. Thank you so much. You're in A-list celebrity.

Are you dating Pete Davidson? Like what's happening in your social circle? I don't know. Aren't we all? I do feel though, like I someone who's had trauma with friends. And for people like in your late 20s, you start losing friends based on you becoming more who you are. You also like sometimes you stop partying as much.

Yeah. You realize which friends are like party friends, which friends are like user friends, which friends are, which friends are the real ones? This is just a observation recently that I never thought would be a thing in like my early 30s. The amount of clout, chacy people that I watch,

like switch friends, like just on Instagram. And some of the people I don't even know, but I'm like, that's so weird that you like now post with that person, you don't even know them. Like I just feel like, in like right in the beginning of your 30s,

it is like a, okay, you're out, you're out. I'm done with you. Well, because you don't have to over you. We don't have to. I am like, we're exhausted in our 30s. So it's like, I don't have time to fake, friendships, fake energy. Right.

So you don't want to surround yourself with bad energy anymore, but in your 20s, you want everyone to like you. In your 30s, you just want to like yourself. And I feel like that's why you have such quality friends and have like new people coming into your life that are quality friends because you are so yourself. I love who we're talking about. I'm Rada like she is a legitimate like long term friend of mine. I'm looking at that. I'm Rada is my religion I would say And my dream is to be Brunette Brown eyes and then have a little blonde baby with blue eyes

walk out of my vagina. So she's literally living my life. This single and be able to just like fuck hot dudes all the time just make out with Harry and Tokyo. I want guys to pass away when I pass them on the street. You know, I want them to just fall to the ground. I was at the Lincoln Theater where we had had done our gig with Squatcho. Yeah, and I ate glass that one time.

Where you ate shards of glass. Yeah. I do have to say, I walked in and I missed you so much. Oh my God, Hannah, that is so sweet. It's what you're gonna say. Oh my God, that's so embarrassing. Cut that out. I walked in and I could hear the crowd.

I felt like this is so much more fun when you're with your best friend. It's like party with her, but instead it's me just being nervous alone, drinking apple juice, just swiping my Instagram. That is so sweet. I mean, you did replace me with Emily Routikowski, but I will take that as a compliment, thank you. But also, we all know that we're all going to get together soon. No.

Even if Emily said, hey, Hannah, let's go to dinner. Don't bring your friend page. I'm still going. Like, she could say that she's like, I just hang out downtown all the time at this restaurant. That's crazy. But also, I do feel like I know the restaurant's Emily Radikowski goes to because it's always on Du Moir.

I'm like, take some. This girl could literally sneeze, and it's on Du Mour. Literally. Literally. When she's like you're talking, I'm telling you she was so awesome and down earth and chill and just a girly. Yeah. And she's from San Diego and I was like San Diego's actually like really pretty. Yeah. And she's like yeah people don't know. It's cool. We're going to San Diego soon in two weeks. We'll send her a photo. We will do that. But it is a thin line, like the best comment under the photo with Emily Greta, where I'm going to have to.

Was someone goes, you manifested this so fucking fast. And I started to be like, we're crazy. No, literal witches. Whatcha, I haven't, I haven't had a goal in a while. Wait, that was the saddest thing I've ever had. And that's the end of the sentence. I haven't had a goal in a while. Wait, that was the saddest thing I've ever had. And that's the end of the sentence. I haven't had a goal in a while to manifest. I need to think about some things.

Well, there's two stages. You're either getting out of something, but then once you get out of it, then you're like, OK, what did we renew it with? Right. OK, we're running around. We also both run the morning toast last week. We didn't talk about it at all.

No, we didn't talk about it. We just like sat each other around and I was like, I thought, wait, we never said a single thing about it. I saw your name on like the thing she posted everyone was like, I was like, oh, cute. Hannah's on. Okay, I got you a couple days before me. I just went on different days.

Fun. And then I went on and immediately I just like start talking about you. And then I like embarrassed because it sounds like, like it just sounds like, oh, I talked about you the whole time. Okay well I said I was like if Paige comes out and she isn't talking to me like it was so embarrassing. Well there's so many things that I want to say but that you were involved in or like we thought the same thing or sometimes I will say one of your jokes and but I'll start it with Hannah always says like I'm You cite it after you're like, Hannah 2022.

Man, man. I MLA format it. I love it. But we also, because we hang out so much, I actually forget which thoughts were yours are mine. Yeah. Sorry, I'm like sweating right now. Well, you're wearing a full lamb skin jacket.

I feel like I have a UTI and that, like always gives me a fever. Because you were in Charleston for one weekend. For literally 24 hours. I was at LaGuardia airport for 12 hours On Sunday no Saturday night. You had like a problem. I Left to go to fly to Charleston at 2.30 in the afternoon and I didn't get on the plane till 12.30 Because of delays. Yeah, and my brother was staying at my apartment

So I was gonna just like go home be like sorry, sorry Craig, I'm not coming, like I'm just going home. But then I just sat there and I just waited. So you got a UTI from LaGuardia? That's why you don't like me. But you don't fly in your private jet. Literally, no, and also LaGuardia airport. Well actually my flight was at LaGuardia and then it got canceled. So then I drove to JFK and got on a different flight.

This is such a niche New York thing to talk about but I'm going to tell you something and this might be because of my ADHD or that I'm just like actually very dumb sometimes. I haven't logically in my head consciously figured out the difference between JFK and LGA. What does that mean? Like if you're like where are you I'd be like in one of the New York airports. I know JFK is nowGA. What does that mean? Like, if you're like, where are you, I'd be like, in one of the New York airports. I know JFK is an hour from my house. I know LaGuardia is 25 minutes from now. But you don't know where they are. I know, just like when I'm physically there, I just know it's the New York airport.

Got it. And if you're like, is this LaGuardia, I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, I'd be like, they're on, they're on opposite ends. Yeah. Like, opposite. I know JFK is a bitch to get to. JFK is a bitch to i lands if you're like where are you i'd be like look what are your jfk i don't know because i haven't you know what it is i think i live so much space in my brain that i consciously will not retain things like a big i don't

need to know this so then if someone throws in new work you're like above my pay grade. You're like, absolutely Jersey. If you need to be R, go ill. EW stands for L. New Jersey? How am I gonna find my home? Sometimes, oh my God, that is so, so niche. First of all, so niche, but also like not that niche. But it's innocent. It's also like I'll go places and they'll be like,

have you been here before and I'll be like, I don't. Like I always fly into La Guardia because I know that that's the closest to my apartment. Same. I will make those decisions, but like physically being there, like what things look like, I don't. I'm like, that's a Hudson News.

There's a Hudson News in both. It's like if you drop me in the suburbs, I won't know which house as well. Yeah. Okay, that's how I feel when I'm like downtown in New York City though. I've lived here for 10 years and I'm like, I couldn't tell. If someone's stopped me on the street for directions,

I'd be like, I don't live here. I don't know. I'm in my favorite game. When people stop me, and then I'm like, I'm visiting. I think I've given someone the right directions one time in my life in New York City. I've lived here 10 years. I'm like, I don't know.

Somewhere else. That's dumb street. I don't know. I panicked. I get panicked. I panicked. I think so bad. And I immediately think that you don't have a phone, and why don't know I can't I get paid yeah I'm so bad and I immediately think that you don't have a phone and why don't you have a phone are you right look it up on your running from the law we literally have a GPS I'll

do it in front of them I'll be like okay and I'll take my phone up like where you're gonna go and then I'll like show them on my phone and I'm like that's how phones work I did want to say that I am so the Claudia and you're so the Jackie it's like embarrassing no it's so crazy but did want to say that I am so the Claudia and you're so the Jackie. It's like embarrassing. No, it's so crazy. But did you guys have good chemistry because you're literally the Jackie? Yeah, I think so. Like it just fit right in.

I am so annoyed that we haven't done like a crazy NYC podcasting dinner of me, you Claudia Taylor striker. Like why Taylor hasn't invited us to her New Jersey home? of me, you Claudia Taylor Strecker. Like why Taylor hasn't invited us to her New Jersey home and thrown us a dinner party? I feel like it's a duplex. Yeah, I would travel to Newark, New Jersey to go to Taylor's home. Just tell me it's JFK and I'll go.

I don't know what it is. No, we definitely have to do that. But full circle, women supporting women in the arts. There's really something about like, you want people around you who smell good. And you start smelling good. Yes, this is art. We're women in STEM.

What the heck is STEM? It's like a science thing. Is that like a STEM Stanford science technology earth music? That sounds like a public high school thing. It's that like a stem stand for science technology earth music. That sounds like a public high school thing. And that's it. I didn't mean to for that to sound so pretentious. Like public schools around public school. Public schools are so random. I did. You know what? Like Elon Musk's child's name is the name of my public school. It's always like PS372. Bottom eyeliner is very public school. OK, now you step to, now I have to defend my public school

experience. Do you want to hear the most embarrassing thing? But when you like the first time you were eyeliner, it's kind of scary. You become a woman. I remember the literal exact time. When you become a slut. I was in seventh grade.

The moment you become a home. Yeah. So I was so nervous to try it. This is so amazing. I used to draw, right? So I drew a photo of my face. And then I took a black pen, and I drew under my eye to see if I would look good. What psychopath?

What Michelangelo did I think I was? You're three-handed handed your own portrait. And you said, yep, that's exactly where my nose is. And then you, in colored pencil, put an eyeliner under a said portrait. Dark Navy, eyeliner. And thought, yeah, that is exactly what I looked like. I will look good in that. She looks amazing.

I'm the Mona Lisa of my public school generation. Where were you like drawing this? Like we're at the kitchen table. I know exactly. I was at like the student hang center. Oh, you were in school. Yeah, I was not doing my homework and I was being like, what would I look like

if I was a sex little eyeliner girl? But that wasn't you on the piece of paper. Like that wasn't you. I'm talking about delusional. I thought that it was a woman in the arts. And that, I was really gonna try and... I am gonna try and face it. But I'm like...

Why is there like a stigma of like, if you, when you were younger, if you were eyeliner, like, you were a whore? Like, I remember my mom's... If you want to be older than what you were. Like, you're not wearing eyeliner. Like, I remember my mom's the one who wants to be older than what you were. Like, you're not wearing eyeliner. Because it's a for the male gaze. Yeah.

Men like when our eyes are really small, it's like, we can't see anything. We can't see them cheating. We can't see them cheating. We can't see them cheating or lying. Because our eyeliner is so fucking thick. I can't check their phones at night. It stops our peripheral vision.

When they stare at other women's asses. I do have to say when guys, I'm working on a new bit about how guys think that women are lying when we wear a lot of makeup. And let's be honest, I might be hiding a menstrual pimple, like guys who wear beards. Yeah.

They're covering like their whole faces. That's like full male contour. Like, what are you hiding under that full beard? Like, you're secondhand. The thing that annoys me with the men in terms of like makeup stuff is, they think that they know, but they just don't, which can relate to like a lot

of different subjects that they think that they know. But when they're like, oh, you don't have to wear that much makeup, just like look like this, or like wear this amount of makeup and they show picture of like Kim Kardashian, you're like, that's a full fucking beef. Like what are you talking about? That was makeup by Mario's specialty.

Yeah, like that was a master class. Also, if you think a girl's eyelashes that are three inches long are real, you're a fucking dumb dumb. Yeah. She's not trying to trick you. She's having fun with her eyelashes. What does does think about your Gen Z makeup situation? I'm gonna be honest.

Does is one of those who's like, you're so beautiful with that makeup, you're so beautiful the way you were born, just the way you were born, you're natural hair, I think you look beautiful like that. Every now and then, who wears something, are you 12 years old? Yeah, see, Craig loves when you do crazy eye shadow

and eyeliner. Wait, Craig complements in my makeup. Yeah. He told you, I like one hand out. Not in this most recent because he's on a Snowboard trip so God knows if he's even conscious But in the past he is He's talking right now going down a mountain. He's literally head in the snow Doesn't know his name who know haven't spoken Joe who knows

But you want to know what This is who I know I'm getting a wellness retreat. He's that Miraval. This is how I know I'm getting wellness retreat. He's admirable. This is how I know I'm getting older because usually in the past, if I had a boyfriend that was going on a guy's trip or something, I'd be like, okay, fuck yeah, I'm going to do a girl's night. I'm going to the club. I'm wearing something slutty. I'm wearing double eyeliner.

Now I'm like, oh yeah, I'm going to be home alone. And I mean, he's not going to be calling me checking in on me. You know what I'm doing? I'm getting, oh yeah, I'm gonna be home alone and I mean like he's not gonna be calling me checking in on me You know what I'm doing. I'm getting Chipotle so I can shit my brains out by myself Yeah, in peace and quiet and you're like you feel the bloat coming and yeah, and I'm like oh, I have come Yeah, I'm like I don't need to be hot for anyone I'm gonna bloat for the next 12 hours You know when you have one bad fart where you're like this is gonna be a night that I'm gonna have to cover up. Yeah.

And it's like a smelly night. It comes and you're just like, let's fucking hop box this place. Like, if that's how I die, that's how I die. With my own sense of my hot farts. I just, I had the world worst stomachache like in the middle of the night. And I just like woke up and had like a real middle of the night life evaluation.

I was like, this is what I get excited for to like have to pull it by myself and be fully alone. Did you see the thing that people are complaining about? There's like a new Starbucks drink that has olive oil in it and everyone's like, they're shitting their brains out. And it's like's like yeah obviously. What is it called? I don't know what it's called but it's coffee but it has olive oil in it. Is it like J-Lo sponsor? And people are like immediately shitting themselves. But they're probably not telling because I feel like we it just goes into our veins like we know how to. Well if you're ever like concentrated you're like but I feel like I've heard my grandma used to say this when I was younger like drink some olive oil and I know how to... Well, if you're ever like, constipated, you're like...

But I feel like I've heard my grandma used to say this when I was younger, like, drinks some olive oil and then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out.

And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out.

And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. And then it'll come out. Why did I envision like Mario Batali just being like this is my new drink at Starbucks like a new sponsored Starbucks? Okay, can we talk about Coachella a few think What about Coachella? I don't know. I'm unlike Coachella TikTok for some reason We're so not it's so funny because Claudia was asking me if like I had ever been to Coachella I've never even thought about going to Coachella. I never never thought about it. I don't even know how people go. She says that makes us like very cool

and in a not trying way. I mean, brands must have reached out to you. Really? Coachella is coming up on my FYP. Everyone's very upset. Why? About Frank Ocean. Who I love.

Why, what happened? So he hasn't performed live for six years and he's headlining Coachella. People are losing their minds. They got there at like the day before. They got there at 10 a.m. He's performing at 10 p.m. Like people are losing their shit.

Sad part about the stories he lost his brother two years ago who he used to go to Coachella with. So it's like a moment for him. So he shows up an hour late, which apparently Coachella, that's like a no-no. Okay. And everyone's kind of upset.

And then he kind of lip-synced apparently, like a lot of his, not lip-synced, like he didn't even have a, it was like a listening party, like he just up there like, he had the track playing. He was just vibing. He was just vibing.

He's saying a couple songs. Some people said he's saying more than what people are saying he did, but it was very artistic. It was a vibe, but he was definitely like, going for an alt moment. The women in the arts were not happy. The women in the arts.

We're confused. People started leaving. And then he just goes, sorry, that's curfew. We have to stop. Not even like a thank you for coming, I love you guys, and then just walks off stage, and he only performed for like, I think 45 minutes. So people are losing their minds.

Artists like that are weird. Well, artists are weird in general, but I'm such a frank stand that I'm like sad for him because of this, like didn he like break his foot too So they're saying that might be a PR thing because everyone's like why did he start Why did he start an hour late people you broke your arm and you were still at gigley squad every week Literally Carrying the show on your broken arm women are stronger than that for sure, but apparently He was supposed to have an ice skating rink in the middle of the desert in on the stage

Which is like a whole ordeal it took the months and then right before the performance he was like I don't want to ice skating anymore This is what they say and apparently all the people who were there were supposed to be ice skaters But instead they were just like walking around the stage And then so that came out and everyone's freaking out. Like, are you kidding me? How could you decide you don't want it right before? How could you cancel ice skating? And then they go, no, it's cuz he broke his foot.

So people are thinking he said that to like cover it up. Cuz people like if he broke his foot, they would have prepped for that like days ago. Right. If it happened like a couple days ago, they would be like, okay, we can't. I'm just not getting the logistics on the ice skating rink in the middle of Palm Springs, like in the desert. Wouldn't it melt? I don't get that. For sure.

I still don't understand how MSG changes it into a ice hockey rink and then sometimes a basketball court and then other time people perform there. It's like LGAJFK. I don't need to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know how the sausage is made. No.

Okay, I literally was about to say the same time. It's so weird. So people are mad at him and I, I just feel about to say the same time. It's so weird. So people are mad at him and I just feel bad because he means while he's an artist. And then people are like, he's not a performer. But I'm like, he could just sing the song and that would be great.

Yeah, because he has the vocals. I'm gonna be honest. I feel like a lot of artists like that actually aren't performers. And there's like a few people that are so good at putting on a show. Like, I've gone to a Beyonce concert, she's fucking great at putting on a show.

Everyone says Taylor Swift, she's great at putting on a show. Ariana Grande, great vocals, not great at putting on a show. Like, I don't think it's, I think certain people just... No, you're right. They have a sauce that they don't yeah, and it's like it's like stand up comedy Like there's so many people who are like really fucking funny But can't get up on stage. They would never want to go on stage

Yeah, and those people who are so funny on stage, but like in person you're like you're a dad You're just pretty normal, but they just like come alive on stage. I Have been seeing on TikTok and I think that it's totally true that everyone is saying that Alex Earl is going to be going to the Met Gala. If Alex Earl goes to the Met and the Kardashians don't, I'm scared for her life. I think the Kardashians are going to end up going. I think it's going to be my prediction is that it's going gonna be Kylie and Kendall going because I think They're trying to get like that younger audience and I think I think

Alex are all going to the Met Gala is so fucking crazy But also I kind of like it. I like it because it breaks this whole like idea that it breaks the NEPO baby molds. Yeah, it breaks a lot of the norms, but it is crazy that like just an app like getting real hot on an app can blow you up, but she also has the sauce. She devils. It's not every person who goes viral. Can go to the Macala. Can go. But I think it's such a like statement that TikTokers are getting invited to the Macala. Yeah, I mean, they were so mean to Addison Rae, she was before her time.

Yep. A visionary. But then Emma Chamberlain crushed it, she's YouTube. Yep. And let's be honest, these people are being seen more on people's phones every day than the traditional A-lister. Yeah, I feel like I know Alex Earl. Is that creepy?

Yeah. Okay, whatever. We'll see me in a bit. She might be your new best friend. She is my investment. Finally, the fashion looks like Coachella. Have you heard? I think the fashion looks like Coachella are,

can only be worn at Coachella. For sure. I kind of like the desert denim vibe, but you're not like wearing that. I always just whenever I see people with pants, I'm like, I understand it was cool for the outfit, but like your crotch is so sweaty. Yeah, like I don't understand how some people

are in like leather and. You see I immediately. Like sheer long sleeves. Yeah. I don't get, I don't get what this is. Even extra. and you see I immediately like sheer long sleeves. Yeah, I don't get I don't get what the hell it's all put like a leather vest on top of her outfit and I was like no no no no no no like yeah, I was the weather there. I would black out from a heat stroke. Yeah, but people were saying that Kendall, Kylie and Haley Baldwin showed up with like a white tank

at jeans and they were saying it was to show like we're not competing with the influencers Which I'm gonna be honest. I kind of loved it because they were saying like in the past Kendall and Kylie would come to Coachella And they would be in the influencer world and they would wear the coolest outfits But to solidify that they're more famous and cooler than just like these fashion influencers, they have to not try as hard. And I kind of think it was a great PR move for them. I always liked it. That's my take on fashion. Sometimes I don't try a lot because I go for like the Adam Sandler vibe. Yeah. Where it's like, she was busy. I'm a woman in the arts and I care about my craft. Yeah, and I just enough time to put the outfit together.

It was definitely a systematic strategic move for them all to show up. Like they were going, like literally dressed less more casual than when they like go to get coffee and get publicity shots. Give a jeans, cowboy boots, and like white tees on. Yeah. What do you think about Haley painting your nails green?

Do you think she listens? Do you think she heard about you and Emraudan? She's like, I thought she was my friend. She might unfollow me from it. But Emraudan, her beef. Do they? We don't have to get the low down, like a dinner. OK, the next thing I need to talk about

is the Netflix love is blind live reunion First of all Netflix couldn't get it together like couldn't get so if you were on it waiting for it to come on It just wasn't coming on it showed a screen that had like elevator music that like was very slow Oh, and people are dancing to it. No, we will be with you like in a second. What did Audrey was did a thing where she was like, this is my coach, interpretive dancing to it.

Because Chris rocked it alive. And it was, yeah, they did a pre-show. It was a whole thing. I don't think they realized like the influx of people that were coming to watch it. I think crashed the whole situation. I'm gonna say, I think it's so cringey

and embarrassing for Netflix. But some people say that actually wasn't a like technical glitch and they thought- It was PR. They thought no, they thought that the host- Neglisha and Vanessa Llisha. They thought Vanessa Mishay and this is so alleged that she was drunk and they had to give her an hour to get it together.

Which would have made so much sense, right? Um, okay. To my next point, who the hell hired Nick and Vanessa Lachey to host a reunion. It was one of the cringiest things I have ever watched in my entire life. Vanessa Lache was on 10. She was like, she was a cast member, which I feel like being a host of a show like that,

the whole point is that you are unbiased. These are the cast members. You do not have an opinion. You're just trying to get the information. You're trying to get the information. You're guiding people to talk. information. You're trying to get the information. You're guiding people to talk. But you're not leading the narrative

and asking very leading questions. You're getting each person's perspective. Vanessa was wilded and out. The way she was. Did you watch it? Yes. I didn't see any of that. I thought it was the cringiest thing ever

because I don't think reunion should ever be live. They had a live audience that was making making noises and like when people would talk they'd like, ugh. I was like, this is giving. But I can't see W. I kind of like though people seeing what like Reunion's are actually like. Yeah. Even though it was only 90 minutes.

Imagine that times eight hours. Eight hours. Well, Andy went on his radio show and said, reunions are like a very specific thing you could talk for 45 minutes and still not get to the meat of what is actually happening. I think that the love is blind. People are so awkward. Like I felt so awkward, like listening to any of them speak.

The guys, and I don't know why people aren't saying it. The guys are so fucking weird. Like all the men, I think, are so weird. What was weird about that? You know when you get asked a question in a forum like that, and as a woman, you immediately, like, okay, yep, have your points and you say your sentences. Guys felt, I felt like the guys felt like they were so famous

and deserved such the floor to get their opinions out that they were so slow and like, well, the way that I see it, I wanna be like, well, actually no one really cares about you and you're not gonna be famous tomorrow because no one cares about your season. Maybe now people can see how much people cut down like what people actually say and much people cut down like what people

actually say and how it could look like someone was so like succinct and calm when it's like actually they rambled for two hours instead of horrible things. Literally be rated for two hours. But it's people so this one woman who is a producer, shit I forgot her name some producer girl. She went on and she was like I've worked on all these kinds of shows I've done hosting woman who is a producer, shit, I forgot her name, some producer girl. She went on and she was like, I've worked on all these kinds of shows, I've done hosting, I've whatever. She was like a 90 minute reunion, that's insane. That's insane.

That's insane. She was like, I was just cutting it. She was out 10 minutes and I was bored. Also she was like Vanessa, as a host, she's great at teleprompter, but besides for that, she didn't listen to what anyone said. And hosting is about listening, understanding, and then like working off that and she was like in the second. All the way to her crazy.

She was like speaking of you. Something with her and Nick is odd. Some with her and Nick. People said they think they got in a fight beforehand too maybe. Well because the way they speak to each other is so passive aggressive. Like Vanessa would be like, and Nick I I'm not sure if you caught this. And like, I wanted to be like, why? Because he's a fucking idiot.

Like, she's like, I'm not sure if you caught this because you're so stupid. But, and then like she would be- Did she baby talk him or something? No, she didn't baby talk him, but she was more like, it was just so, the two of them were so awkward. Why would they let her live?

Like for their career, they should have been like, please edit this. I just, I don't know. I just thought like they were awkward. I felt like it was weird. I felt like Vanessa was very passionate. She is a woman in the arts. Oh yeah, so she was mad that she was like,

forcing them all to have babies and she kept being like, your ovaries are dying. I felt like all the couples were fake. Like I just, it was so, I even said this from the beginning though, this season of love is blind was cringe. And I think like they just wanted more of like a reality TV fighting moment.

And I think they edited people so, they had clear villains that they really laid into. I don't watch it, but I'll have TikToks come up and I sell like a girl being like, trying to come back to social media after like a bad experience and I clicked on it, and I'm like, oh, it's a girl in love is blind. And it's like, it's so hard.

And she seemed funny and nice. Yeah. And people in the comments were like, I'm sorry. And if someone's having a loss of drunk, I would, hmm, I wouldn't say it was wrong. So she was like also trying to be funny a lot, they said, or she was talking over people?

I just felt like if you're the host of something, especially at the reunion, you have all the power. She is the most famous person sitting there. Obviously, these people know who she is. They're going to respect her opinion. She's in charge of the show. It's her show. She sets the whole vibe.

She sets the whole tone. So she was letting people speak, but then like they would be explaining and she would be like, I don't know anything you're saying. I'm so confused. Is everyone else confused? Audience, are you confused? And so then it immediately piles on this one person

where the guy was just like, oh, it was just so awkward. You do wanna like, you don't wanna say whatever one's thinking, but you do wanna be alert of what people are thinking and then ask a follow up question. Like if she didn't understand it, she just said, well, can you explain more about this? And I think Nick is very afraid of Finassa. And he, it's like he doesn't know where he is.

I feel like Nick didn't watch it. No, the vibes where Nick was like, I'm here for a paycheck. This is my job. I'm here for a paycheck. I'm a watching you, fucking people. Also, Nick is just coming off of this. He had some drama, pop rotsie,

and he had to go to anger management. So maybe he was like, he seemed very lovely. I'm not gonna lie. Like, he just seems dumb. Like, he had a dumb. Like, they had a dumb. He just seems like, yeah, I don't really want to do this. But I have children in school, and I need to pay attention. Most men don't want to fight with people on reality TV.

Most normal men don't want to be. Yeah, they're just like, this is, no. This is a paycheck. Thank you so much. They did show clips of her. She was like, you know, making funny faces or whatever. And it would cut to him. And people were like, is he thinking about Jessica right now?

Oh my God. But people are saying she always forget of the reunion. Vanessa, for sure. But that's definitely not what she wanted. What do you think she thought? What did she think she was thinking? I think she thought, like I'm saying

what everyone at home is thinking, but like we weren't thinking that. Yeah. We weren't thinking certain things. And I think, here's the other thing, this is going to sound so bitchy and rude. These people weren't made to be reality TV stars. You know when you watch something on Bravo or you watch a housewife and you're like, wow, she's a fucking star.

She's great at being on reality TV. The people in love is blind or too normal to be on reality TV. Because every single one of them talked about how they got so famous during this and how everyone's so mean to them. It's like, okay, but your season's over now. It's not like we're following your life you're coming back a year after a year.

Yeah, they're not talking about the relationship, they're talking about this insane social experiment of them getting famous. Getting famous. Yeah, and it's like, that's not what the show is about. We don't care about that. Yeah, that's like everyone. I care about like what you thought in the pods,

like when you couldn't see the person. That's why it's like, Sunset is so good because the girls are like, we're gonna be famous. We know that. We don't care. We're ready to cut bitches. Yeah. The first season of the show was so good

because it was such a cut bitches. Yeah, the first season of the show was so good because it was such a weird Experiment. Yeah, they're like oh my god these people are gonna fall in love and never see each other and then get married Like this is amazing, but they tried to make it so Classic reality TV like oh my god, that's the mean girls and they like laughed at people and it's like That's not what the I don't care for sure. Yeah, yeah, like I'll watch Bravo if I wanna see that. Right, if I wanna see Too Bitch's fighting, I will literally tell them where the play is going.

Like I don't, I think that like, they saw a show that did really well for season and then like all the producers are all into, like we have to make sure it's good, we either go this pressure, all the money, whatever. This special segment is presented by Macy's and ACAS Creative. Now Paige, I wanna ask you segment is presented by Macy's and ACAS creative. Now, Paige, I want to ask you what you bought from Macy's or should I ask you what did you not

buy from Macy's? Because I will get everything on that side. Okay, one of my favorite things about Macy's is there's such a range of stuff. And so I obviously always go on Macy's because I get something like for my mom for Mother's Day in like the home wear section. But then Macy, my favorite section of Macy's is the shoe section, but I actually didn't get any shoes because I'm overwhelmed by the selection. But because like we're about to go on a giggly squad tour. I am so minimalist in terms of packing because I feel like I like to only pack one outfit for each show, but then we're traveling. So how you still have two huge luggage bags

that embarrasses us in the Uber, and then I have a backpack. I don't even know what I've had. I pack nothing. I was actually thinking about you today because I was like, is Hannah getting a so mad that I'm have to check a bag for each time we go to the airport? So I'm trying to not have to check a bag.

But I don't mind whatever, because I would rather you check a bag than you get there and not have the outfit you want because that's like a page I don't want to deal with. Right, no, that's a page that no one should deal with. It's rude, it's inhumane, honestly. But it's feral. But also because I like a travel outfit,

I actually went on Macy's and bought some things that I can wear for the airport. So that it's not like I'm packing extra airport looks, but that I can not, it's not like I'm packing extra airport looks, but that I can like interchange my airport looks without packing extra stuff. Oh wow. That's like next level, because I'll wear the same pajamas slash airport look

for like 10 days until death is like, you wreaked. No, I'll be like, oh my god, that's on me. No, I know who you do. I've seen it. First hand, I've seen you come to multiple airports. In the same. I actually, I have before I giggly squad shows,

I have a couple standup shows and I'm like running out of clothes. So I, okay, I bought, I don't like wearing heels on stage. So I bought these Madden Girl platform sneakers. Wait, I kind of love the idea of you in a platform sneaker. I'm, I love a platform sneaker. They're really cute.

And I heard, and when I said platform sneaker, I don't mean the ones that you could like, literally break your ankle on. Not a wet. They kind of look, they look like orthopedics, you know? And does this tell me that because they're back in, like everyone's feet are healthier, because like orthopedic cool shoes are in if that makes sense

We love health and wellness Then have you heard of cotton on oh my god Okay, I had never heard of this brand But when I I went on when I was looking for like sweats on Macy's I kept seeing cotton on and I was like wait I feel like I'm gonna love this. It's gonna have like basic stuff and it's gonna be comfy. So I went through all the pages of that brand. I'd never heard of it before.

So yeah, this one stylist mentioned them to me. I was like, cotton, I know what cotton is. And she's like, no, cotton on. And Macy's has them. And they have this really cool, this is a risk, but I got a cargo maxi skirt. Yeah. And like a little tank top to match.

And then I kind of copied you, and I ordered a gold and a silver ring to like mix and match together, because I like when you mix and match silver and gold by the brand and now this. Cute, very cute. I'm a big fan of mixing silver and gold. I also am so happy Maxi skirts are in style because it's like getting away with not having to wear pants,

but like you're in pants. And it's so different from like a mini skirt. Like a Maxi skirt is comfy. It's so comfy. It's like you're walking around in like a snuggly. And like if I fart, it just like, it goes away, it goes out. If it goes out, it's not trapped. And it just airs out my like my inner thigh area

that gets really sweaty. And I'm not mad at a Maxusker with a platform sneaker because it's like, it's sporty. She's chic. She's sporty spies. Yes. Okay, so for anyone who think, did you, did page a pre with this outfit?

You're literally hearing it now. Page approved of the outfit. You don't have to comment that on my Instagram. I think it's cool. Also, the cargo skirts have pockets in it and you can't get mad about that. No, I love a pocket. Anytime I see a pocket, I'm excited.

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with the Star Rewards program on the Macy's app. Go for it, girlies. Tell us what you get. And we're gonna post on our Instagram soon what we on the Macy's app. Go for it, girlies. Tell us what you get. And we're gonna post on our Instagram soon what we bought from Macy's. Why did you write Ben Affleck's speech Spanish? Did you know? Well, because Ben Affleck's speech Spanish. Like, Florent?

He was doing an interview and it was fully in Spanish and I thought people... I thought it was a dubbed over video. I was like, what is going on? Wait, that's, it was so hot. And I was so taken back by it, had to write it down in the notes. Do yourself a favor in Google,

Ben Affleck speaking Spanish. I wonder if he has like kind of a boss in accent in the Spanish. No one he does. It's just, I literally thought it was like a parody video. I was like, there's no way this is what that man sounds like. That's crazy. And I was wondering if him and JLo speak Spanish in the bedroom.

I was going to say the exact same thing. I have so many questions about their sex life. I don't know why. Do you know why to have more questions about Nick Lyshe and why do I keep on saying Vanessa Huggins? What's your name? Vanessa Lyshe. Oh Vanessa Lyshe, sorry, what was her old name? Vanessa.

Wow, she just belongs to a man. Wow. She's a woman in the arts and we can't remember her original. Wait, now I need to know. Vanessa. Vanessa, I know it's like right on the tip of the guys in the room are no help. They've no idea. Vanessa not Vanessa Lache, but Vanessa.

We need to give her credit what credit is do, which is her dad's name. Back to the patriarchy. Manila Vanessa Manila. Okay. Wow. Come on. She was an MTV. How did we not remember that? I want a Vanessa and Nick show where we see what their relationship is actually like. It's like a play of newlyweds. Exactly. But it's like what's the opposite of newlyweds? Like old webs try to produce a show together and Nick like beating up paparazzi. I think it would be amazing. They would get divorced.

For sure. I mean, they're probably on thin ice after last night. I just, and also she sent flowers to like one of the guys, like one of the cast members that said like she was very by unbi- or very biased to the women and like who he was kind of fighting with and she sent them flowers, apologize. She wants to be on the show. Give her her own show. She's ready to go. I love like, I just, you rarely see a network television. The people who are like in control,

getting a bad at it. So this is like, I'm kind of getting off on the, no, like I would love to have a bad at it. As if it's not the edit. Because it's just, it's true. I would love to know the conversation immediately walking off the stage. Like someone's publicist definitely was like,

it's not good, it's not great. And then finally, what's going on with the Miraval? Should we go? It sounds beautiful. It sounds gorgeous. Wait, okay, so everyone was saying that Raquel went to Miraval. Well, first people just said, Raquel went to Mirovall. Well, first people just said Raquel is checked

into a mental facility. Yeah, honestly, I was like, damn, like, I'm like sending her love her mental health. You know what I feel bad for, that there were people on the internet being like, this is a PR stunt. Like, guys, you just literally made her life hell for a full month. She probably really does need some mental treatment.

No, there's nothing scarier than the entire internet turning on you. No human is able to mentally handle that. But then they change it to, no, she's actually going to spa resort. And that her PR, try to say it was a mental health clinic, but it's actually a wellness spa. But then it turns that no Tom Sandeville is going to resort with her. And then it turns to it's just Tom Sandeville going to Miraval. And then Tom Sandeville is yelling at Miraval for saying that he was there. That's what I thought.

Not defending Tom, but wouldn't Miraval have NDAs? If you're going to a Mirovol type facility, wouldn't you think there's an NDA involved? That time should have given them. No, that like they would give everyone. No, because it's not like a mental health, it's literally a spa. Oh, Mirovol is a legit spa. It's not like a wellness.

It's a wellness spa. Like there's not like psychosis. There's no group therapy. No. Okay, then I'm not really like meditation yoga. Yeah. Oh no, I need, like, like, like, all things. There's no group therapy. No. It's literally like, meditation, yoga. Oh, no, I need, if I'm a cat, I need a full team. If you should try psyche at trick, I need all the meds and what their names are and why they think I should have them.

I need, no. I'm going to fucking Sweden and being put in a lab. I'm literally going on barbed-around, having them put something on my brain. I want that old school like when I'm electively going into a coma. Hey, put me out for at least six months. I'm going to go back then and they gave them like, it looks trusses. That's what I want. I don't want to fucking Pilates like group activity.

No, fry some neurons in here. See what happens. Well, I hope you guys fried some neurons today listening to Giggly Squad. Oh, we're done. We're going to Nashville, somewhere out. Oh my God, I have to pack. I think, so there might, look, there may be some tickets left.

Some are sold out, I don't know which ones, but we have Nashville, Houston, Dallas, and Austin. And we have more on our website too of other places, but I can only handle a week of time. We love you guys so much. And thanks for giggling. See ya.