Giggly Squad - Giggling about hot dogs, hyrox, and camel toes

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

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Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Um, thank you. Wait, I just did thank you for giggling. I just started with the end. Perfect.

Perfect. This is great. You guys, we're doing the opposite of what we did last episode. We're now recording at 9.30 p.m. We both had a day. We're smoking imaginary cigarettes. I'm like, I feel drunk. You always do.

this when you go out and socialize you like no i was out and about chatty kathie you get like high just from the streets look the streets keep me going the streets is where i feel alive yeah like if you had a drinking problem it'd be scary don't you think because i'm just high on life right now no i was you would have hated me i was bobbing around but i was controlled like for example i was at this event for David Yermann and the Knicks, and they were like giving money to kids from Brooklyn who have like play basketball, and they like played a game.

But of course I got too passionate in it and I was like yelling at the kids. I was like, what is that defense? Anyway, I didn't have to say, Page's St. Jude Hannity is so comfortable. And I'm wearing it right now and I love it. So yeah, I just went to an event without you. You're supposed to come with me.

I showed up alone. The best thing about that too is whatever I go somewhere without you people are go where's page i go hi hi i'm hannah i'm trying my best here i know my other half is in here did you mean emmy rossum i have too much respect for emmy rossum yeah it was one of those like okay i'll acknowledge her with a drive-by but i fully committed like i'm just going to keep walking but as i made eye contact we had a little moment where i think i think she wanted to talk to me but i'm also delusional. Okay, well, can I give you a little tidbit of information? Oh. I asked her to come on in bed with page DeSorbo, but her schedule was not, we were not aligning.

The old schedule excuse. No spot off my back. Like, I've asked so many people to come on in bed with page DeSorbo that have been like, can't know. Kim DeSorbo. Kim was like, if you ask me one more time, I swear to God. And I'm like, I never give it a second thought. I'm like, totally. Like doesn't, Like I'm not ever going to try and bug you. Like you said no. Like awesome. She said that she felt so badly that she asked for my address to send me like, like, I'm so sorry that I couldn't like come and do it.

And I was like, that is so nice. Okay. So she's an angel walking on this earth. See, she's an angel. Her aura, like she's gorgeous. Like her aura was so crazy that I was like, I don't want to inflict. any of my messy energy onto her right now. So I committed to like I'm not going to try to talk to her. But then as I committed, she kind of looked at me like, I know you. And then, but I'm like,

I mean, I already committed to not talking to you and respecting your space. So that was my story with Emmy Russum. And then this like older guy, like compliment to my outfit. And you know, I love talking to an older man. And we're chatting, chatting, chatting. He's hilarious. He's funny. He's New York. Love it. He walks away. Someone goes, that's David Yerman. Wait. He's the most adorable New Yorker. Me and him are like besties now.

Everyone working there was like, you just chatted with David Yermen for 40 minutes and I was like, that's my best friend. Also remind me my grandpa. So of course I got him. Wait, I was just going to say he's like, I just looked it up. He's 83. Is he 83? He is a pep in his step.

Wait, wait, do you know that Martha Stewart's 85? Did she post on Instagram? Should I post my nudes or was that AI? No, I think that was her. Obsessed with her. Oh, my God. I'm so obsessed with her. Okay. How are you? Oh. Let's get into it. Yeah. I'm sitting at this basketball David Yermann event. And this guy's next to me, which I talk to David Yermann people. I said never again. I can't be sitting next to a man.

Yeah, you talked to one already. I know. He said, by the way, my girlfriend. is a giggler and I said good you she has she has good taste and he said I do have to say he's like I used to listen to part of my take which is a sports podcast and I go so is mine continue I said yeah I know what sports podcast have you heard about the number one sports podcast you're not going to say that he switched over to giggly squad page page he goes she listens to it every morning and I'm like I'm obsessed with her and he goes I at first I didn't get it he's like so they don't do segments and she's like no and he's like then how do they know what they're

going to talk about and she's like you don't get it okay uh ever had a conversation before buddy you don't have a powerpoint in a normal conversation um and he was like then you guys look really funny like not just for girls he was like so i listen part of my tape but now i also listen to gickley squad and i was like okay well at least you like sports podcast that's all we've learned from today. This is how much like I'm not in, I've never heard, I've never heard a single human say the phrase part in my take. It's crazy algorithmically how it controls our lives.

Like, Des will say something, or I'll see something and he's like, yeah, that happened in the news last week. I'm like, well, it just became a meme and just hit my algorithm. So that's how I get my news. I don't see it until comics are making fun of it. That's when it hits me. Also, I just have to say, page goes, we both look like we're in a Swedish prison. I said, excuse me?

Where did you get that reference? How many Swedish prisons have you been in? What do you tell? I feel like I have this, like, memory where, like, I don't know where I watched this documentary about, like, prisons in. I don't even know if it was, like, Sweden or Norway. One of the, like, one of them. And it was, it was very IKEA. It was nice.

No, it was nice. It was like, wait, that's... It's giving nicer than my college dorm room for sure. Yeah, I was just about to be like, wait, that is so much nicer than my first apartment in New York City. You go, is that white oak? Yeah. That's white oak. I'm like, so the chair is connected to the desk, which yeah, that makes all the sense in the world.

IKEA, low-key slabs. Ikea Swedish. I'm obsessed with the Danes, which isn't Swedish, but it's like in the same area. I'm just like, I'm dying and talk about Chloe. For her to... Yeah. For her to post... The first side, the third slide, the eighth slide, the tenth slide, and then write BFF in capital letters.

At first I was like, wow, this is... And I said, wait a second. She's coming from my throat. She sent me white roses to my home today with a card that said, no, we really are best friends. I'm gonna... I haven't sent you the picture of it yet because I... You knew I was gonna... You knew I was busy tonight and I called.

and I couldn't emotionally handle it with the rubber bands. I didn't even comment. Wait. Because I couldn't figure out the right thing to say in the comments that wasn't too jealous, but wasn't too nice. Can I tell you something? I was looking at her at one point? And in my head, I was like, Hannah could be this hair color. Well, then people were tagging me.

They're like, oh, we thought this was you. I'm like, and it's not. No, and I hate to come on the pod and like every time we meet a celebrity, be like, no, seriously. Like they're so nice and they're just like girls, girl. Like, but truly now that I'm like collecting Kardashians like, god damn Infinity Stones like no truly. Like Pokemon. Infinity.

Did you just say Infinity stuff? She's playing Pokemon Go. No, truly. I was on the phone with my mom and I was like I like what is happening to me? Chloe is of a different caliber. Like I genuinely don't think I've ever seen someone have an aura the way she does. and here's how I can describe it. She gives, like, I don't even want to say maternal because it's not like she's old enough to be my mother.

Like, she's in her, I don't even actually know how old Chloe is, like, in her late 30s. She's ageless. Yeah, she's ageless. Yeah. But, you know, when you're little, I feel like every little kid randomly one day you just, like say to your mom, like, if I had another mom, like, this is who it would be. Did you have her like? Like, did you ever say to your mom like, oh, like, I really like that mom. Like I would like, I would like, I would be.

Okay, never mind. So I was traumatizing my mom at home. You saw one mom with a nice cashmere sweater and you said, I want her to be my mom. You saw another mom in a good outfit. That's what you're talking about. You're sick. You're sick. No, I never was like, I want a different mom.

You crazy? One time a mom walked into school with a purple halter top and purple mini shorts, I'll never forget it. The kid was in my class. His name was Nick Berg. He was so nice. His mom was stunning. And when she came to lunch, I literally would go home that day and be like, Mom. Nick Berg's mom is stepping it up. Is stepping it up. Like, with, anyway. You want Chloe Kardashian to, to birth you? No, like, I just feel like if I was ever in a room and something bad was happening, I would run to Chloe.

Like she gives this like like very soft lovely aura like I can't explain it. She's just so lovely. Like that's the only word I can say. She's extremely funny. She's very funny. I think people who are really funny

like you are actually really smart. And I think she actually is really wise. Yes. And I think she's been through a lot. And you know why I was jealous too? Because I'm like, I knew you really liked her. Like I knew it wasn't fake. That's how I felt about Haley.

I was like Hannah would like legit go to dinner with her and that's pissing me off. No, no, no. And Chloe would hate this because Chloe's like really glamorous. But like of the Kardashians, Chloe's Hannah coded. Chloe is a little Hannah coated because I feel like she's not afraid to. to be like, I will shit my pants, like if I don't walk away right now. Of the Kardashian, she's Hannah-coded. In general life, she's page-coded.

And that's layers that, like, only you guys will understand. That's, like, so deep. She's a page son, Hannah Moon rising. Wait, something's been really stressing me out recently, and I don't know why it keeps popping into my head. What the hell are we going to be for Halloween? It's crazy you thought of that because I, today, was like do we do like a couple costumes?

Do we do a couple costume? I think we've been wanting to. I think we do a photo shoot. Do you think we had a telepathic moment? Yeah. Because I was thinking like why don't we just like one day get some glam, do a funny shoot and do a Halloween thing. Well, we famously last Halloween, let's say Halloween was Friday.

Wednesday we got our photos taken, babe. We were good. Yeah. And I know that might sound sad to something. people but when you're 35 yeah you've to do it for the cats wait do you know how old i am we're i'm watching the basketball game with these like 13 year olds running around and one of them gets like fouled really hard and hit to the ground and he pops right back up and i'm like i would have been out for three weeks when did i become my father no truly you're your grandpa i'm literally an old man

also i have an invisible line update okay i told you that i didn't want to want to go on this journey. And you know what? And I told you I respected your boundaries and I don't. Okay. So I'm on the plane. Great. Obviously I wanted to have some mustard pretzels at 11 a.m. as I do.

Sometimes I get ginger ale. Sometimes I get orange juice. Depends. No one asks, but I'm just letting you guys know. I always get ginger ale on the plane. What is it about a plane that I'm like, I will chug three cups of ginger ale on a plane? Wait, and they never have Canada dry, and Canada dry is my favorite one. Do you think it's because we think it's like good for our stomach and we like don't be bloated?

All I want is an iced tea. Like, God forbid there's a nice tea, but... Don't get me started on airlines. So anyway, I have my little mustard whatever. Yeah. But I have to take out my Viz line, put them in my lap, which obviously not a good idea. Forget they're in my lap. So like 30 minutes later, I'm like, where?

is my invisible line who what's my name what planet am i on then i look down only have one of the of course of course so i put that tray in and then i'm like we got to find the other tray obviously this tray i don't know if i was dancing it was kicked like to the floor so it's on the floor and then i had that vulnerable moment i said do we just put it back in my mouth you didn't yeah i'm 35 years old You're grown. I'm grown. I said, don't.

I put it in my pocket and I said, we'll wait for the guy next to me to get up. And then I'll go. He got up. I got to the bathroom. I put soap in it like an adult. But then there was like no water pressure to like get the soap off it. Wait, this is not where I thought this story was going at all.

Where did you think it was going? It didn't. cross my mind that you were going that you legit got why don't you just put hand sanitizer on it for like crying out loud putting real soap did you just say for crying out loud for crying out loud i tried to stop myself but i was too deep in it and i just had to keep going you started you couldn't you had to finish it no i don't either you're going to wait until you got home can't you like die from putting hand sanitizer in your mouth that's for hands yeah but you i don't you i don't like alcohol you basically did that with the soap well that's a problem i put the soap in and then it like

in my head when i'm in the bathroom everyone's waiting like there's like a line out the door so i'm rushing i'm rushing every second i'm in there i'm like they think i'm shitting my brains out that's a universal experience it has to be because i feel the same way i try to go as fast as i can then when i get out i'm like see i barely have a pussy sometimes i'm like i didn't even fully pee I didn't go to the bath I'm like I like got up too fast Do you ever go to wipe yourself And like you're actually still peeing

And you're like wait am I stupid No that's ever happened to me actually Wait And maybe that's why you have UTIs every fucking week You freak? Yeah because I try and go so fast I'm so busy You're so busy

You have things to do Anyway I waterboard it but like there's no pressure so it's just like trickling on and i have tons of soap on it and i'm like i don't have fucking time for this is people waiting so i put it back in my mouth when i tell you this is so gross i thought i murdered myself like i was like i can handle a little soap it was the most disgust i was like and like airplane soap you're a sick fuck i don't know what was in that so then i take it out again and i'm putting water in my mouth it's chaos At this point.

Open the door. No one's waiting. No one's waiting. But also I'm like, was it worth it to be cleanly? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Because it's like what's worse?

The germs on the ground or the toxins in that soap? The chicken or the egg. The chicken or the egg also in the back of my head, I always think you're strengthening your immune system. Yeah. I always think what would Hannah's grandpa do? Do not bring Jerry into this. Sorry. No, I was just going to say, have you seen, I wrote it down for last week and I never talked about it, but have you seen the new iPhone?

Every time I blink, there's a new iPhone. I can't keep up. I can't keep up. It folds, but like. Like a Motorola? It folds. Are you sure it's not Samsung? Do you know when we talk, this just made me think of it.

I don't know why a Motorola? Do you know that when we talked about the girl shitting and we said like a tough mutter? I thought there was like an old video. I didn't realize it was like a new thing and it's like some new workout. I'm so happy you brought this up because I was unaware of all this and then it was all over my feed. Okay. All over. What she did was fucked up.

No way. That was crazy that I was trying to defend. That was fucked. And let me put that on the record. I'm telling you, it was fucked up. Let me make a statement. Someone like commented and was like, it's so page to call it a tough mutter. And I was like, what the hell is a high rocks?

Again, that's a word I've. Never heard anyone say in my life. But a lot of people knew what it was. I know. That's never come across my desk. So many people in New York City were like making videos like last time. Like I did a high. I'm like, were you all running home and just like learning about high rocks?

Also part of me is like why I never once even been invited to a hydrox? I guess the people know. It also sounds like a like a freaky weird club where you do weird drugs. A naughty club. It sounds like a druggy club. Are you going to Hydrox? Let's go to Hydrox. Highdocks is like up until late.

It seems like a club, but in the early 2000s. Yeah. Yeah. You know? I thought they were just running on their own. I'm like, okay, she shot herself. Like it happens to the best of us, including me and you. They're like all using the same machines.

It's like a circuit. That's an immediate, that's an immediate penalty. That's an immediate, let's get a helicopter in. Take her out. I thought whenever there was a circuit, it was automatically a tough mutter. You just love saying tough mutter. But no, tough mutter, there's a circuit, but they're not sharing all the stuff. High trucks, are we sure that's not how COVID started?

Yeah, it's so unsanitary. If a man, like, looks at a machine, I don't want to go on it. Remember, there was, like, discourse, like, a couple months ago about, like, if you wash your own machines, does the, does the, wherever the workout class you go to, should they wash the machines for you? Either way, they're dirty as fuck. That little spray bottle and like one paper towel, that's not doing shit.

Yeah. But this is like on, this is obviously on a different level. When someone's watching you wash the machine, that gives me so much anxiety. So much anxiety. Like suddenly I forget like how my hands work. To clean anything.

I'm like, should I just wipe it down? I'm like wiping it down with a dry paper towel. Also, like, when I'm on a treadmill, I'm like, I don't have to wash, like, where I ran, right? Like, we're good on that. Think back to a specific moment when your fear felt really intense. What was going through your mind? Did you know it was OCD at the time? For a lot of people, millions of people.

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She normalized camel toes. And like that's historical. That's feminism. Like when Chloe was just like joking about her camel toe, I thought that was the coolest thing ever. It's equivalent to us in a nipple hair. Yes. But do you know how hard that was for her to just talk about her camel toe?

Like at a time when it wasn't, the Kardashians weren't like that rowdy, you know? Like one day someone's going to take like snippets of this podcast for some type of study. And the thought of it being like, and she talked about cameltoes at a time of people are talking about cameltoes. Also, side note. Yeah. Paige, do you want to tell them our update, our admin update?

That we're serious girls. That we're so serious from now on. We are serious for the next four years. But don't worry because you're going to be able to watch your podcast where you typically watch it and listen to your podcast where you typically watch it. Literally nothing's changing. Nothing's changing. That was our one note.

We were like... The only note. Not a single thing is changing. Other than like more people are going to get to know grace and respect her, other than that, nothing. Wait, some girl posted on TikTok, like just the screenshot of it... She got like a notification on her Pinterest. Like Paige DeServo started a new Pinterest board, Pixie.

cut and I was scrolling and I saw Hannah I commented and I go this is the equivalent of you literally I invited you over for a sleepover you read my diary and then you stood up in front of the class Monday morning and said Paige has a crush on whoever like wait so you did create it and you didn't make it private I forgot I didn't like I wasn't thinking I was no I know I wouldn't it was just like enjoying my leisure time and I She's like, and then she... Wait, she put you on blast. She put me on blast.

As I was scrolling, I go, oh my God, this is my spring Pinterest board. And then I went to Pinterest because I got so anxious because I was like, I have some crazy boards on there that like are private, thank God. But I'm like, oh my gosh. Like sometimes, like I have a board that's just about like ways I want you to post. Me to pose. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I have a board of who I wish you were. Like I have a board for like if we ever do a photo shoot. Wait, also. Can we just talk about how we were about like putting out a statement that we're with serious? And it took us 48 hours to find a photo of the two of us that both like. I kept seeing photos being pitched and I'm like, what was wrong with the last 80 photos?

Oh, I didn't like them. Oh, you were the problem. We also like, not to be like we're so west friends, but like we don't have tons of photos together considering. We've none. And the ones we do, we were like forced to take it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We have like work photo. We have like work event photos.

It's literally just us at coworker events being like smile. And then the last four months, no no photos good. We have, yeah. What's been going on with this? the last four months. I can't smile. Wait, I genuinely forgot. Wait, I literally forgot.

It's looking. It's looking really good. It's looking really good. No, it's definitely getting better. Stop. Stop. So anyway, Chloe's camel toe I think about more than I should. Oh, my God.

I wasn't recording. You know what's crazy? I actually wasn't recording the first like three minutes. But it's okay. Press play now. She'll use the audio. Gracie's going to kill me. It was actually Grace, it was Grace's fault because she talked to you about the volume.

Yes. And so when I went to press record, I didn't and I looked at the volume. That's what I did too. I changed a button and press record. Wow. That was really crazy how we gaslit Grace and turned it around on her to be her fault. Grace just try to do her job. We go, typical Grace trying to sabotage us again on the podcast.

Literally just gaslit the fuck out of Grace lied about it all. And then was like, you're crazy. Wait, but this is why three-way friendships don't work. You guys just watched it. Because literally two people turn on the other ones way too easy. Way too easy. That was so quick. By the way, Grace is just listening on me right now.

Like, she's like, I'm not dealing with them. Wait, can we talk about reality TV for a second? Okay. I'm, like, back in my reality TV watching. Like, I watched the entire Real Housewives of London. Oh, you love London. Is it good? It is so fucking good.

I'm, like, so confused that it's not, it's not on, like, regular Bravo programming. It's, like, it's, like, on Peacock. It was, like, on whatever is in England. It's so good that I, like, watched the reunion. And I feel like sometimes I, like, skip a reunion if I, like, don't really care. Mm-hmm. Then, I've been watching. next gen NYC.

No, I'm obsessed. I'm so obsessed with it. I just think it's like such a good drama that like, I don't know if it's because I see them as like a lot younger than me, then I'm like, this is amazing drama. Mm-hmm. But I just feel like the girls specifically are so just mature and the way they talk to each other about things. I'm just like, oh my God, I did not talk like this when I was like, like, 20.

like 23 years old and I'm just I like I'm obsessed with it and if you haven't watched it's so good can I say something controversial yeah of course I think like watching people fight in their 20s is funny yes and watching people fight who are like old yeah is also funny yes but there's like a middle age fighting where it starts to get a little too real yeah almost I don't I don't want to say the word sad, but you're just kind of like... It's dark. Life is life in. Life is life in.

But like when you're young or old, you're like, this is fucking hilarious. Yes, because it's either you haven't experienced enough or you've experienced too much. Too much. We're like in the middle. Get it together. Like, just like even put on an act that maybe you have it together. It's like drinking. When you're drinking a lot in your 20s, hilarious.

When you're drinking a lot when you're old, also hilarious. When you're drinking too much in your 40s, people are like, you have to talk to somebody. This is affecting your family. Call your family. You've lost your job. You've lost your loved ones. Oh, God. Well, I am the correspondent of Dancing with the Stars on Gakely Squad.

And let's talk about it. Let's really, yeah. The reason I am is, by the way, this is only the second time I've ever watched it. But I have people around me giving me my sources. First of all, Haley. was a dancer her whole life. So she, like, tells me the tea. And then Desmond, my husband,

famously was on Dancing with the Stars, Ireland. You should Google it. Maybe we'll put a photo in the newsletter. So he, like, knows the inner workings. Do you remember the one time we were having dinner and Desmond is watching the entire, his entire performance of Chacha? His Chacha.

Sierra made it through the first round. Thank the Lord. They had her do this. Well, she did this like emotional, beautiful, like gown. It was actually a really hard dance, I thought. And she fucking crushed it. One of the judges started crying. It's one of those things where like you're like, oh, I would never cry on a reality show.

And then I think when you're in it, it's so intense. And they're working their butts off. And the nerves they must be dealing with, like, it's scary. Like, doing anything. Honey have a crumbull. Crumble. Crumble like a cookie. Protect out of vomit.

And for people who have been in my DMs, saying, Hannah, why don't you on page going to do with the stars? I will speak my side. Yeah. First of all, yes, would love to dance in with the stars. Here are the problems that I'm open to arguing with people about. But these are my problems. If you're a girl, you have to either be able to do the splits, be thrown around, or be able to throw the guy around. okay I'm too sturdy I'm not being thrown around right but I'm also not fit enough to like do anything else and I'm not flexible so if I'm not flexible and I can't be thrown around what am I bringing to the table here somebody asked me why don't you and Hannah do it and I was like if one year they changed the rules and you competed as foursums and I would do it wait why did I just have it just doing like cross buns like but I'm but I'm not

I'm like, I'm not going in a room for eight hours a day with a straight man and like listening to him telling me what to do and practice. Here's the other thing. Well, you'd be with Ezra, who's a former Mormon king. He's gay? Yes. I will always support my friends. And of course, I turned on Dancing with the Stars to Watch my friend, Sierra. And of course, I'm going to post that you must vote for her.

And I'm going to vote for her every single week. And you could vote 10 times. I'm going to be so insanely honest right now. As soon as Sierra was done with her performance and I listened to the judges, I clicked right off that stage. You did what you needed to do. I did what I needed to do and I feel good about it. I don't know if it gives too much Broadway for me. No, it's way too much musical for you.

Because I like watching dancing videos. Like I love watching like the LSU. dance team at a goddamn dance competition. I love watching, like, cheerleading competitions, but there's something about when someone's got to give a little. Like, I just, a little shimmy? Like, I just, I can't do it. And I'm going to say one other thing.

I find some of the judges super annoying. They need to have a Simon Cowell, and they don't right now. Yeah. Because the woman who used to be mean is like trying to be nice. But it's like I want her to just lean into being like hellish. Like just be like the meanest person ever. And we'll all grow from it. Yeah.

Like the gen Z's will learn. It'll actually be good for it. Oh, do you think that's why there isn't a mean one? Do you that because it's. I think that she was getting hate online that she was being too mean. So she tries to like sugarcoat things now. But then it's like, just fucking tell them. Just it's like we were raised by Simon Cowell.

That's how we got so strong. Has there always only been three judges? I think they'll have guest judges sometimes. The reason I could see you one day maybe doing it is that you just wanted the outfit, you love the outfit, you have the vision, there are good, but then there's some bad outfits. There's a little too many sparkles happening. What are the lengths I have to go for a good outfit? Like I don't feel as though I need to put my butt.

And I respect that. I did see the next dancer. And it was Jada, I think, was the one I saw. She was so cute. Okay. And she almost had a heart attack, you know? So, like, at what cost? At what cost?

And that would be me. Someone also was like, would you guys do traders? And I was like, only if we were a team. Like, imagine us not a team on the traders. Immediately, I'd be like, p. Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you. The minute I get in there, I'm like.

I literally fake, hello? What are you? I'm like, I'm a traitor. Here's why I love when people like put us in different situations and I love saying why I would not do something. Here's why I would not do the traders. You're not taking my phone. That sounds peaceful though. Taking my computer, my iPad.

When I get to my room at night, what do you want me to do? Stare at the ceiling, twiddle my thumbs. Like I can't watch my shows on my iPad. Like, no, I'm not going for two weeks if I can't bring my iPad. that's insane it's 2026 i'm 33 years old also like if you can't call your mom like how are you making decisions also get a fucking grip everyone on this show has been on another show if you say the rules are you can't talk to other people like being adults don't talk to other people about the show like i like i can't believe they have to put those rules in place so that people follow the rules

Why one note with the Traders is I don't understand what the physical like Contest like anything to do with the show like they have nothing to do with the show they're like you're a traitor okay now we're gonna do Jump into a lake for no fucking reason quick question here guys what's the plot of this show I go wait why why we're why are we jumping out of a plane right now there's no reason to jump out of a plane Traders feels like it is a show that was like created by people like us. Like there was someone that was like, okay, my friend will host and we're like fabulous outfits because that's what she likes. Other part was like and then we'll do like these fun games and then like we'll stay at this castle. Yeah.

Yeah. And we'll let his dog follow him around. Yeah. Is there a dog running around? Actually, right when you said that, a dog jumped off the bat. No, can I just tell you that? I heard something earlier today and I like yelled for the dog because like my worst fear is that like the dog has just like had enough of kitty and like truly just takes her out. And I heard something and I yelled for the dog and the dog came running in and Kitty came running in behind him just hitting it to the point where I had to yell, kitty.

Stop being mean to the dog. She's just beating his little bud. Because like in my brain, Kitty also calls him the dog. Oh, for sure. I mean, I cannot wait for your next pet psychic appointment. The shit she's going to talk.

Oh, it's in October. I love how they make you wait. Wait, did I tell you that one night I was on TikTok and it was like three in the morning and I came across this like insane pet psychic that takes six months to get an appointment with and I booked an appointment six months ago? Okay, and that's when it's real. October 14.

Her name is Lauren Bodie, B-O-D-E. I don't know. Just literally I saw like four TikToks about it and I was like, yeah, I'll make an appointment. But also that's great business. Like, even if you have no clients, be like, I'm all full for the next four months and people will be like, I'll wait. I'll wait if other people are waiting. I was like, what do I have to rush for? That's genius.

Speaking of cats and dogs, so I was like trying to come up with like different, like different ideas for like Daphne photo shoots and like we're doing like our holiday campaign. And like one of my ideas involved that like I needed a black cat. So I was like how am I going to get like a black cat for like this like idea I envision. And like thinking about it and I'm like, oh well like I guess I could just like cast a black cat. But then I was like, you know how like people do those like lookalike contests in Washington Square Park? I was like, what if I did like a kitty lookalike contest but a black version of Daphne? Oh, so like a fluffy black version of Daphne? Yes, that's what I need for this of like one idea I want to execute.

You can cast them. Like there's working actors. I know there's working cats. Working cats, which. But it would never. But it would never be a working cat. Daphne's is, Daphne is a working cat.

Not really though because she just, yeah. No, she's the working cat. Other cats talk shit about Daphne's career. They're like, she got that brand deal again. Wow. But I don't think she's like legally a working cat. Is she sag? I don't think.

She has an agent. No, she has an agent. No, like I take all her money. Like I'm an influencer mom. This is like who they make. make laws about. Wait, someone needs to make a law against you. You just admit on the body, you take all her money.

That's crazy. Does she know that? Are you doing it behind her back? I'm doing it behind her back. I'm doing it right in front of her face because she can't read. Well, I went to this place called Soby Cats. Yeah. Page, I almost took them all home.

I know. like it was i actually got to point where i brought it up to my husband i said there's a cat named jenevieve who i had a real soul connection with and he's like i'm going to stop you right there and i was like like i wake up in the morning i think about jenniviv and i stop what kind of cat she looks just like butter she looks just like butter okay so you definitely can't bring her home i do have something kind of serious to bring up do you think not usually gray poupon Yeah, gray Pupon, I'm listening. Thinks it's better than other mustards.

Because it is. Why is it called Gray Pupon? And everything else is like, yellow mustard. You know, I actually am more of a French's girl. Gray Poupon, I feel like is like you have to have a mini pickle. You have to also be serving mini pickles if you're serving gray Pupon. There's an argument like I don't want gray Poupon on my hot dog No I don't either but a lot of people put it on there like a spicy mustard

I don't want to I don't want to see a seed anywhere near my hot dog I don't want to see anything referring to a vegetable Wait 20 or something really funny the other day my brother came over and he opened to my refrigerator and he looked at me and he goes were you craving hot dogs I had hot dogs in the refrigerator and I go yeah actually I was like I like was gonna just like fry a hot dog in a pan the other day and he goes that's so weird I bought hot dogs the other day because I was craving I feel like if you went to college you always have hot dogs in your fridge like you never know when you need to have a hot dog I eat hot dogs all year round wait me too I put in my eggs now we're not aligned You never, it's like, okay, and you could also do like spaghetti carbonara, but instead of bacon, you put hot dogs. That was crazy. That's crazy.

Do you know what's even more crazy? What? I don't fry it. What do you do? You boil it? No. I take a, you've been in the microwave. I put it in the microwave.

You nuke it. I nuke it for like 60 seconds, put a little cut, and I also don't even put it on a plate. I put it on a paper towel. you're sick I'm fucking crazy this is when my husband's gone this is what I do when my husband's out of the house

she takes a retainer off the floor she puts it right in her mouth she's making hot dogs in the microwave I didn't even say hot dogs are so fucking good they're so good and I'm always just randomly having like a hankering for a hot dog if I don't have a hot dog

every like I would say I crave a hot dog every three months Hankering for a hot dog is your next title of your biography. If I did stand-up specials, one of them would be hankering for a hot dog. And it'd be like my sexual one. Your dirty one when you get naughty? That'd be for my naughty one. Okay, I have like a scripted show that I'm obsessed with.

Tell. You never have a scripted show you're obsessed with. Never. Never. So I think I also try to find shows that like you can watch with a man if you have. have to. Yeah. Like,

but it's really hard. No, and it's also just, it's too bad. Shout out to Apple for putting out the best shows. Yeah. Like the quality, but the funny thing with Apple shows,

I feel like the first season never gets respect in the second season. Everyone's like, oh wait, Severance is genius. Or like, okay, silo's amazing. Dark matter. Okay.

What's it about? Oh, my God. I don't want to say, sci-fi because then you'll get scared but it's like about don't get just don't snarl don't snarl at me sci-fi to what okay so it's like it's actually really romantic and it's like philosophical about life and how if you made a different decision where would you be in your life and it has these like realms of like this guy who decided either to stay with his girlfriend or to leave her and like commit to his career and it shows like what the world would

have been like if he if he made that little decision when he was younger and it just makes you question like all the little decisions you make and then I kind of joked it like I don't need this I don't need this page the realm we're in right now is crazy because then they go into different realms like you could leave and see yourself if you had made other decisions and like I feel like Instagram is like one update away from that. No. No. It does just make you think about how our lives could be so many different things.

Yeah. But it's sometimes based on the small-so thing, like you deciding to go to school to a certain place. It's kind of like the burnt toast theory, but like even bigger. That's why I really think that like, especially for women, like there is no timeline for your life. that is like a made up thing that we've like people have truly made up like there's women all over like having babies that like in their late 30s early 40s like women going back to school in their 50s like there's no like you can change your life at any time do you know most of the Emmy nominated women were like in their 40s and 50s really yeah yeah which is so interesting but also

make sense because they're the best at their craft. Right. Like, no matter what part of your life you're in, like it's not always going to be like this. You know? Okay, that's a health moment. Isn't that, like, crazy to think of? And that's, like, good and bad.

But it's funny in these worlds, you saw, like, a world where she did what she loved as a painter and had, like, a big gallery of her own. Then you see her as, like, just a mom. And there's this crazy moment. I want to give my thing away, but he meets her in one of the worlds and she goes, am I happy in the other world? And he's like, that's exactly what you asked in the other world.

So it kind of shows how like you're still yourself and your heart, even if you like might end up in different situations. And about regret. It's very fascinating. Dark matter. I highly recommend people watch. You have me intrigued. Any hot people in it? Oh, okay.

That's what I was going to say. They're very hot. Well, the guy is like, he's like, he's like old. old hot like he's Australian. Yes. That does give a sort of rugged hot. So rugged. But he's Australian speaking in an American accent.

Okay. So he's versatile. So he's versatile. He's talented. Dark matter cast. Is it? Okay. And the star is Jennifer Connolly.

Yes. Yes. Who is, by the way, like, who don't talk about how beautiful she is? You can't look away from. her. She's mesmerizing. I'm not even saying this because you just said that, but sometimes people say I look like her. But I'm not saying that because you just said, oh my God, she's so beautiful. I think it's because you both have, like, good bone structure. I feel like I, like, randomly will get

people, like, in my DMs. Her and Winona Ryder are two of the most random people that I'll get that, like, I randomly look like. Winona Ryder pulls up a good pixie cut. I knew you were going to say that. Well, I let you kind of just like tell your story and then I let you, are we going to discuss like what's going on with my pixie chat? Your unborn pixie cut. My uncut pixie. That sounds like really like I didn't get circumcised. My uncut pixie.

I'm like, are you going to circumcise your hair or not? Here's the thing. You kind of nailed it last week or whatever you said this. It's exactly like getting a cat. I just started thinking about it, which means this won't happen. happened for like two years. Yeah. Yeah.

I know how you work. But guys, the seeds are planted. Yeah. You're planted. It's in my head. Like, I think it really is going to happen right before an Italy trip is like when it will happen so that I can like test it out when I'm in there. But it's not for a while.

And then Zendaya walked out with her pixie. Well, that's a different kind of pixie. I can't, I'm not, I can't do that. That's insane. I think you'll get there eventually. in another realm in another realm you have a pixie cut and you're going to a bar called i mean a club named roxy what's it called noxie high rocks high hydrox hydroxacut do you remember how fucked up was hydroxy cut how fucked up was hydroxy cut that was a crazy time wait i feel like the jersey short cast members

like endorsed i feel like i remember like a commercial of like hydroxycut and it was just like Ron you know like hydroxyca is so mad at OZempic right now they're like warning they're livid I had a high thought

even though I wasn't high and it was why aren't there more you know they make songs about like heartbreak and they make songs about like love like what do they make songs about like being hot I don't know I'm like why don't they make more songs about like cleaning

or like songs about like things when you're listening to music you need like about getting up in the morning like let's wake up let's get up girl we gotta we gotta get up yeah like why is it always just about like give me let's let's clean this thing let's clean yeah yeah we're cleaning getting fresh you want a kid's bop for adults yeah yeah yeah I get what you're saying yeah like because you ever like cleaning and you're like I don't need to be like listening about a heartbreak right now give me some motivation to clean Yeah, like sometimes I'll be like unloading the dishwasher and I'm like, I don't need future blasting in my ear. Like the most disgusting things he's ever done to a woman. You know, like sometimes I get like you want like just like something nice, something sweet. But you want to revert back to like sing alongs where like it was like things that you got done when you were like a child. Like there were clean up sing along. I love that. Hey, yeah, we're getting stuff done today, girl.

Girl, we're getting it done, yeah. Yeah, I get that. Getting it, getting it done. Yeah, I mean, maybe that's my next calling. You want there to be some type of like Miss Rachel. Yeah. Like, you know, when you like do not, you're like, I do not want to wake up in the morning. If only had like a song that, and it wasn't like misogynistic rap to get me pumped up.

I don't ever think that. No. The day. The day isn't ready for you, girl. The day is about to be crazy girl Do you have a hatch? You can do this girl No

Okay the hatch alarm clock Like basically does that Like you can pick difference He goes called an alarm You can basically pick different songs But I know what you mean You want it like on your Spotify That like when you're doing mundane tasks

You have like a sing along to do it too I have two crazy questions One Does your parents wake up with an alarm clock At what age do you start? age do you stop needing an alarm clock? Because I've never met a grown-ass adult with an alarm clock. Okay.

Well, I'm convinced my dad has never gone to sleep a day in his life. Like, I, you know, like, I feel like my dad just perpetually resting his eyes. Like, he's never actually fallen asleep. But he's always kind of asleep. Yeah. Like, like, like past 8 p.m., he's dead cold out. Like he's But he's never really asleep

My dad's also like Again like he doesn't have an email Like he doesn't like He doesn't know certain social cues Like no like I don't think he's ever Used an alarm clock Kim on the other hand Probably only for things that are before 6 a.m.

Yeah which makes sense Other than that I'd say no My dad has this weird thing where he says can set it in his head and it works and he'll do it for like very important things like a 5 am wake up for like a meeting he'll be like i'll wake up and loki it's just lenore like lightly waking him up he goes for some reason i just always wake up at the right time also because my mom was sleeping with me the other night oh sorry my internet was bad my mom was sleeping with me and my alarm went off in the morning and she was like what the fuck is that she was like that's the

loudest thing I've ever heard. I'm like, is that not how you wake up in the morning? Oh, I knew Lenore wasn't fucking with an alarm. She thought we were under attack. Yeah. Every morning you put it on? I said it to 9 a.m. so I sleep like a teenager. If I don't set it at 9 a.m. I'm sleeping, babe. Wait, that's crazy, Hannah. The day's over. The day's over. The day's over. in the morning, you're not ever, you're not waking up naturally before. No, no, no. Well, also, I am, if I'm a dabbling at the dark arts, aka Majong at 2 a.m. Which I do.

I love to go to bed and be like, time to start. I'm like, I like to start my night. Like I tell Des, I'm like, the night's about to start for me at midnight. Time to brush up on my new skill. Yeah Okay Oh yeah, I could sleep forever I'm naturally waking up at like 7 7 a.m.

No matter what I like there can be Like sunlight Going through my eyelid And I won't wake up I can have lowest punching me in the face And I won't be awake Yeah

Like no one ever cares to like be quiet When I'm asleep Because I know I sleep through it Oh no we're frozen Hello That's insane Hello You actually just broke up that whole time and I tried to like act like you didn't, but you're frozen.

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