Giggly Squad - Giggling about intuition, fan behavior, and sinister energy

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

Paige has a new lease on life. Meanwhile, Hannah is therapy for her road test.watch our youtube seriessign up for our newsletter order our book Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...ion.

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Starting point is 00:00:34 For more info, follow Vizzy on Instagram at VizzyHardSeltzerCA. Must be legal drinking age. So my family does this thing where we get together once a year, we reconnect, we argue over charcuterie boards, but this year we're thinking about booking an Airbnb in Prince Edward County and it looks perfect. It's a beautiful place for the summer, it's on the water, it's lakeside, it has a massive backyard and pool, people can swim while my mom sits in a hammock. And with Airbnb you're able
Starting point is 00:01:04 to spend time with everyone. It's so much better than being scattered in different places. And everyone gets their own room. There's a huge kitchen so you can cook, you can canoe. I won't be participating in that. But everyone will love it. If you've got a big group, find your perfect place on Airbnb. It makes the whole thing feel like a real getaway. What's up, gigglers?
Starting point is 00:01:26 Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back. Paige is only letting me sing because she missed me so much. It really feels like a month. It was one week we didn't do it,
Starting point is 00:01:50 and I'm foaming at the mouth. The mouth. What's that TikTok? Did you guys miss me? Because I missed you. I also feel like throughout my weeks, I'm like, oh my god, I can't wait to tell Hannah this. Or I cannot wait to talk to Hannah about this.
Starting point is 00:02:04 And then I get on the pod and I'm like I forget everything. You just blank. Because you get so excited. You're like that kid who's trying to tell a story and you're like and then this one time and then they and then they went and then but um the truth is is I realized it's like a purge every week for us so like if we don't get that day of the week to purge everything it starts it bottles starts. It bottles up. I'm not okay. Okay, it also makes me realize that I think if you died, like I don't have a single other person in my life that I have the relationship with you like the way I do with you. Like if you just like
Starting point is 00:02:44 disappeared, I'd be like, they Like if you just like disappeared I'd be like they'd have to commit me because I'd be so bottled up with things. You don't have a healthy outlet. I don't have a healthy outlet. But I'd also argue that the things that were like we need to say stuff on Giggly Squad, none of them are important. Not a single one. My first note that I have for this week is French is for girls. And where's the lie? Men should not speak French. French is only a language for girls.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Men do not say je ne sais quoi. That is a French girl word. And honestly, if like your man says, do you want to go to Paris? Gross. It has to be you giving him that information and then him being like yeah we can go. You have to trick him to go to Paris. Yeah like him coming up with the idea to go to Paris. Even him saying like Jean Mapelle by the way I don't know how to speak French because I basically I wanted to learn French but Andes was like should I learn it too and I was like oh no no I got the egg.ez was like, should I learn it too? And I was like, oh no, no, I got the egg.
Starting point is 00:03:45 I was like, you could learn Italian or Spanish. When I was centering men in my life a couple of years ago, I took the French class of 2016 that literally haunts me for my life. I started taking this French class because this guy I was dating told me I was not impressive because I didn't know another language. Wait, did you go in person? Sure fucking did. This was pre-COVID. This is like things were in person.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I went to like four classes of this French class and I was just like, I don't even like this guy that much. Like, so did you like go to the restaurant and you were like, oh like, c'est la vie. I learned how to ask for the check and that's the only thing I retained. Wait a man said you're not impressed also look you fucked with like the wrong finance bro. I think about that guy all the time or not that guy I think about that moment all the time like yeah you're just like not that impressive and I was like pardon. But do you realize that's because he's insecure about himself? yeah I wanted to send him my time the time 100 thing but I think I'm blocked also men blocking women not a thing men are not
Starting point is 00:04:55 allowed to block women no that's petty ass behavior for women to do to other men or other women who have wronged them. Yeah. I wanna go on, if I wanna date you, I wanna go on your Instagram and I wanna see that you didn't post for a whole year. Oh, 100%. I want you to ask me how to post an Insta story. You're like, how do you add sound?
Starting point is 00:05:17 I want them to be like, if I wanted to add sound, how would I? If a man knows how to add the location and then change the font of the location sticker,'m out yeah I'm out I love breaking up with imaginary relationships while I'm married. Well I would say you lived through me a little bit. No fully I'm like I can't do this anymore. Last time people saw of us together was Time 100. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I was obsessed with your fit. You're going in the high fashion direction that I want my Barbie doll to go in. Thank you, thank you. Are yes or no, are you annoyed that all day I send you vintage products that I can't wear and I send to you to get? No, I don't get mad at them at all.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Have you purchased any? I think so. Okay, good. Not recently, I haven't, no. Okay, we don't need that, do we? But in the course of you sending me things, have I ever purchased something from something you've sent me? Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Actually, I'd even go as far to say, the other day I did an Amazon live for Prime Day and your Super Bowl. My outcome, literally my I kept getting comments like your outfit is so hannah coated and this is a compliment to you because when I saw the outfit on Amazon, I go, oh my god, that's so mew mew. But like it's Amazon and it was like this striped little set. Honestly, you would look adorable in it. I'm gonna send you the link. Well, we are merging into the same person.
Starting point is 00:06:52 We are. Like I don't do my hair anymore. Welcome to the dark side. I'm literally an air dry queen. I'm an air, here's my method. I'm an air dry queen and then I throw a little Tresemme hairspray. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Then I do a little, what brand is it? It's like a salt spray. I wanna say it's way. I wanna say it's like a salt texture spray. Yeah. And that's it. And then I'm like, hello. Wait, so you're just like not like other girls
Starting point is 00:07:25 and like laid back. You're like low maintenance. Would you call yourself low maintenance now? You're some, look, can we say for Spade to Spade what's happening? You're tan, so you can look hot doing anything. If you were pale, you would need to get three hours of glam to go outside.
Starting point is 00:07:41 That's where we're at. Also, I do think like first of all frizz in the summer is a thing you can either fight it or be one with it. Lean in. Lean in. Also if it's on top of my head I can't see it. No and again the back of our head is really none of our business but I want to say it's pretty wavy back there. Remember when I was convinced I had curly hair? Yeah that you were going through something where you were like, can you treat me differently?
Starting point is 00:08:05 I'm a curly haired girl. Yeah, like respect my style. Well, okay. You gaslit yourself. Look at that piece. That is curly. It's wavy. It's wavy.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Yeah. Okay, anywho, none of this was even on the fricking docket. Well, let's be honest. We never could get to anything on the docket. Okay, so we're at the time party. Yeah. First of all we couldn't believe that we were even on the list let alone like did the photo shoot, did the interview, like it was just all very surreal. So we get invited to this cocktail party and we're getting our outfits, we're very excited. And I am a well-trained cocktail party goer.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I know the exact timing that I take my beta blocker before I'm going to arrive to said cocktail party. So we do our pictures, we do the little like step and repeat, we're upstairs, we're at the time where you're done mingling and you're gonna get a cocktail. And the bar is crowded. The bar is crowdedingling and you're gonna get a cocktail. And the bar is crowded. The bar is crowded.
Starting point is 00:09:07 It's not easy to get the cocktail. Would you like to proceed from here because this is your story to tell. Well, I have to say when I get to a party, I enter hot. Like I'm saying hi to everyone, physically and emotionally. I was gonna say, and physically. Immediately my temperature rises. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And I picked my dress, the white Versace, mainly because it's beautiful, but also because I'm like, I could sweat through this and no one would know. Yeah. I had another dress I really liked, but I was like, this is gonna be a nightmare. Cause then you just become the sweaty girl
Starting point is 00:09:42 that everyone remembers you as, which is fine. I've been it before. Good. Don't put me in a box. I just don't like to be typecasted all the time. So we get there, we run into Taylin Biggs. Yes. Miss Taylin.
Starting point is 00:09:56 No, she's just so freaking cute. I mean, I can't. Well, she walked up to you like, Paige, and you were like, you look gorgeous, and she was like, thank you, and then I was like, hey, it's Aunt Hannah! And you were like, isn't Aunt Hannah silly? And I'm like, look at me, look at me!
Starting point is 00:10:16 And she's like, I'm literally 11 years old, and I don't understand this sense of humor. No, she is just cute. No, she's 13, I don't know. No, I think she's like 11 or 12. I think she's 11 or 12. She's so cute, so sweet. I can't imagine. Like she's going through the same stuff we are at that time party. She has a better career than us. I was like what are you talking to people about? She's like I'm networking leave me alone. No literally she's a little professional. She's so... But here's the thing that is so amazing about her. She is a little professional and it's almost like this is her like after school activity.
Starting point is 00:10:51 She is still very much a innocent little girl. Like she still is a little girl. Well yeah, we don't want to go full Disney. No, she's like it's and it's like very endearing. You know, like everything she's doing is like fun for her. Yeah, I did talk to her. I was like very endearing, you know, like everything she's doing is like fun for her Yeah, I did talk to her. I was like, do you enjoy interviewing because I love interviewing people Yeah, and she was like, I love it It's my passion and I was like good because I have that like tennis PTSD where I see a kid who's like really good at something I'm like, are you enjoying it or someone forcing you?
Starting point is 00:11:21 Yeah, you were happy. She was like Hannah. I'm networking She's here you're on my hair. Are you happy? She was like, Hannah, I'm networking. I can't deal with this right now. She was like, you're on my hair. Can you please get it? No, she looked so cute. And then we said hi to our peeps. And then the heat started to hit me in particular. And I looked at you and I was like, it's very hot. It's 85 degrees.
Starting point is 00:11:43 And I wasn't really like, I was beta blockered up. So I'm- You looked at me, you go, I took a beta blocker, and I was like, you looked at me, you looked me up and down, you go, you didn't? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we arrived and you're like I literally forgot. You know I'm actually I'm not that bad with those social events I'm more bad at like a group dinner. Yeah you're bad at a more intimate setting. Like that middle intimacy like if it's with two people I'm great if it's with 500 people I'm great but if it's like
Starting point is 00:12:18 seven I don't know the rules. See the time party is my exact, like if it's like 150 people on a rooftop, I'm anxious. See, lookie, I thrive because you're just running around. Hi, hi, hi, hi, you're running around. My problem is temperature. So long story short, we eventually lock eyes and you're out to lunch. Who knows, you are Heisekei. You're in a happy place.
Starting point is 00:12:46 You are spaced out. I'm literally, I'm taking pictures, I'm meeting people, I'm networking. People are just putting cameras in front of your face and you're just smiling. And I'm smiling, I'm posing. I'm literally, I'm never in this mood, I'm having a great time.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I'm actually in my head thinking, I might get a cocktail at this event. Like I'm having a good time. I was at the point where I was like water. I was struggling. I'm freaking out. I look at you. You're calm. A little too calm. A little eerily calm. And I go I think I think it's time we should get out of here. And you don't hear me. So I'm like did you hear me? So I repeat I'm like we should leave you still don't respond because you're lit who knows what you're thinking about and I go look at me do you want to leave and you go oh my god of course the only thing better than having a good time is leaving so like I could be having a
Starting point is 00:13:42 great time but if someone says hey let's's get out of here. I'm like that's that way Also, I like to leave on top I'm not leaving on a low. I'm not having an awkward conversation than getting out. I'm getting on a high I'm having such a good last sentence with a group. Everyone's laughing. I go. That's my time. Thank you so much I'm here to Wednesday get in the elevator get out So I don't have to think about anything I said that might be going around the party at this point. Best idea wins. And that night, it was your idea, and that was to leave.
Starting point is 00:14:12 And so literally, everyone's leaving this one area to go to this other area where the bar is really popping off. And our Irish exit was actually in one of the top five Irish exits I've ever done in my life. I've ever seen in history. As we're walking by the elevator, one magically opens, we pop our bodies right in there. We say, sir, press that button as fast as you can.
Starting point is 00:14:37 We felt like spies. Like we talked with our eyes the whole time. We were like, sir, get us home. You didn't see anything. We are very honored to be on the list and invited to the party. Thank you so much. No, we had so much fun. There were so many amazing people from like so many different entertainment areas. It was
Starting point is 00:14:53 just very cool. But I'd have to say New York City in the summer is not for the weak. It's absolutely not. And those rooftops like you think because you're outside and you're on a rooftop, you're getting ventilation, you're not. No. The air is not flowing, it's stagnant. Cause all the air is getting sucked up by other succubuses
Starting point is 00:15:13 cause there's 200 people and everyone's fighting over the same air. And everyone's just, everyone's full glam. So no one wants to come super close to you because you're sticky. And then like everyone's glowing. Yes. Because they're so hot and sweaty. Also it's one of those things where I've saw so many people that like I know online and I message a lot of people like once you message
Starting point is 00:15:33 someone once you're best friends right? Yeah. Isn't that the rule? So then I was obviously forgetting if I met them in person or not and that I had that same conversation like eight times and I was like okay we gotta go we gotta go. You want to know why else I was calm? I had that same conversation like eight times and I was like, okay, we gotta go, we gotta go. You wanna know why else I was calm? I had gotten the shot before we got there. Well, you did a whole ice cream photo shoot. And that's what it was. And I just realized that. Wait.
Starting point is 00:15:55 I was going in with no pressure. For people who don't understand about Getty images, I'm gonna explain it to you right now, cause I didn't, now I do. So you get glam for like two to three hours, depending on who you are. And then you show up to an event. And I don't know about you, but I still like kind of shake
Starting point is 00:16:14 on the red carpet. Every single time, I like forget how to pose. I'm like, why am I shaking? I literally look like a Lego square on every red carpet because I like forget to turn my body or put my hand anywhere. Well because you also they give you literally 22 seconds or less. Here's the other thing so many people are watching you. Oh my god if anyone watches me do anything I'll forget how to speak English. Yeah so
Starting point is 00:16:39 I'm like can you guys look away? No, you're like can you guys stop Well, someone got a video of me from the side. I don't know, I was trying to stick my chin out. I looked insane posture from the side, but the front, it looks normal. And then you know the pictures are coming out, and then you know people are gonna be like, and that's what she chose to wear. You're like, so you can hear it in your head
Starting point is 00:17:00 as you're doing it? You're like, everyone fucking hates this dress. And then it's over in a second, and then you're like, wait. They're like everyone fucking hates this dress. And then it's over in a second and then you're like wait. They're like thank you so much. I've walked off the carpet before and then like looked in the mirror and been like oh my hair is completely standing straight up. My dress wasn't pulled down.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yes, you get out of the Uber and immediately they're like go on the carpet and you're like my belly button's sweating. But the stress is that, yeah everyone sees these photos. These photos then get picked up multiple times throughout the year whenever anyone wants to write a story about you. So it's not like they take a photo
Starting point is 00:17:31 and you never see it again. Like this photo lives forever. And it's usually the worst one you've ever taken in your life. I'm not kidding, I have a photo from the first year of BravoCon. When no one warned us. In 2017, that haunts the fuck out of me.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I know whenever someone writes a story about me and they don't like me because they use that photo and I'm like, oh, you're fucking off. They came for you. And it's funny cause they take a bunch of photos but they choose their favorite ones, which also, let's be honest, no one chooses the photos you actually like of yourself,
Starting point is 00:18:05 because everyone sees themself in a weird way, and that's just like our messed up psychology. But you take these photos, and then you can't enjoy the event, because you're checking to see when they go up to know if you wasted your entire day for a bad photo. And that sounds so depressing to say, but I keep it real with you guys on Giggly Squad. This is what's going on in our heads,
Starting point is 00:18:26 but I actually liked my Getty photo, and I realized it's because I was tan. You know what else I liked? Our Getty photo together, which rarely happens. That's the thing, the photos come in a page, the photos come in of me, the photos come in of us both. Sometimes one of us looks good, then it's a whole thing. Can I post a photo?
Starting point is 00:18:43 And I sacrifice myself sometimes. You'd sacrifice yourself to, you're very, you have done that before. You can see the level of connection you have with your friend based on when she sends, can I post this photo and how much your friend loves you or not, if she says yes or no. Cause I will look at myself and be like, don't love that.
Starting point is 00:19:01 But then I'll look at you and I'll be like, she deserves it. She earned that one. She can, that's so fucking true. But I also love that we still send to each other for approval. Well, we're not monsters. You know, we're girls, girls. We're not just gonna post.
Starting point is 00:19:21 I hate when someone asks for approval and then when they post it, they've added like a strange filter on it. I'm like, nope, didn't approve that draft. Or I've seen photos where people like edit themselves and then not you and I'm like, hey, throw a girl a teeth whitener once in a while. I mean, look at yours, now look at mine.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Now I look like I am from England. Wait, I had such an interesting thing happen to me on Instagram the other day that's never happened. And I've always wondered. I'm scrolling. I'm just doing my nighttime scroll, nothing crazy. I see a picture. Now I can't even remember who the picture was of.
Starting point is 00:19:56 A celebrity, though, and a carousel of an outfit. So I'm scrolling through the outfit. And I like to look at the comments to see where is certain things from. I saw someone that I know in the comments making a rude comment. And it's like seeing your teacher outside of school. Not that I really knew this person very well,
Starting point is 00:20:18 but I recognized the name and I saw the profile picture and I was like, oh, I know that person. And the comment was like, oh, I'm so annoyed oh I know that person. And the comment was like, I'm so annoyed that I can't think of who the celebrity was, was commenting on this celebrity's appearance and I was like, oh my god, I immediately unfollowed the person because I was like, that's so weird. You're a person that comments mean things on people's instagrams. And it just never happened to me before where I saw like a legit person I knew and I feel it felt weird. I've seen that before where I'm like oh they have this whole side to them. Yeah it's very jarring. It's jarring it also reminds me a little bit of like if I see someone come for someone on reality TV like super hard
Starting point is 00:21:01 like to the point that they're bullying them. I'm like, guys, that could be you tomorrow. Let's, we have like a weird perspective because we've been on both ends. What did, what's the quote? Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the thing they pee on. You know, I'm not familiar with that one. What?
Starting point is 00:21:20 What? But I'm going to choose to believe you because... Marilyn Monroe said it. I mean sometimes I've seen my girlfriends in the comments where they're like, where is this from? And I'm like, she's so cute. See I'm that person that's like obnoxiously hype where it's probably like Hannah calm down like you don't need 800.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Like if I was a guy I'd be creepy like why do You need 800 fire emojis at your friend's selfie. Um, like I sent you and said I was posting Wait, I know I have a new word Like lingo for us in life Gigglers get your notebooks. Yeah You know when you meet someone which this is like very common for you because you're Scorpio and their vibes are just off Like you're talking to people and you can't figure it out You just don't like them and you don't know why but it's definitely something the way I describe it now is
Starting point is 00:22:17 Sinister energy Yeah, like I was describing actually a man from my past and the girl was explaining and they're like, how would you describe him? I was just like sinister energy and she's like, I know exactly what you're saying. It's just like something is fucking off and I love the word sinister. Okay, our final episode of Henna Page Try New Things is coming out, well, when you're listening to this tonight, when we do a psychic reading in it. And one of the things in the psychic reading that she says
Starting point is 00:22:52 is like the past couple of months, I was having a hard time trusting my intuition, which I actually said to a therapist, like I was like, I'm so good at like listening to my gut. In the past couple of months, I felt like I don't know, I can't listen to my gut. It's almost like it's not speaking to me. Literally, from the start of the summer, not going back to reality TV,
Starting point is 00:23:16 I feel like my intuition has almost been on another level, to the point where I can walk into a room and not even look around the room and feel like the energy is sinister and be like, I have to move. Or like, I have been in rooms recently where I'm like, I gotta go. I don't like it in here. And it's so weird because I was like watching that, our clips like back and I felt that like it's almost like I felt it come back
Starting point is 00:23:45 Like I felt my gut come back. I feel like it's more than coming back I feel like when you lose yourself and then you find yourself after losing yourself It's so much fucking stronger because you're like, I'm not letting you go and we know Not to question ourselves now because we question ourselves For what for what? For what? If people think that I was narcissistic on reality TV, I'd hate for them to meet me today.
Starting point is 00:24:12 I'm obsessed with myself recently. I've never been more obsessed with myself. We're like- Number one fan. Fan behavior. We're like, recently I've just been like, oh my God, good job. To myself in my head, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:24:30 even if it's like an outfit, I'm like, wait, sick outfit, like good job. Like you're being nice to yourself for a second? Yeah, like I'm being really nice to myself recently, I feel like. And I'm like, wait, I love my life. This era. I'm like, I'm having so much, I love my life.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Mental health moment, sometimes I've actually had those moments in my darkest times where I like needed to be nice to myself or I wasn't gonna make it. Yeah. And I've actually sometimes been my happiest during a time where like other people might think I wasn't because I literally like had to sit down and like actively be supportive,
Starting point is 00:25:07 because no one else was. But then sometimes when things are going well for me is when I start to nitpick, and I'll be like, because I'm bored and I'm like, let's get mad at this, mad at that. But sometimes- Or like you do something and you're like,
Starting point is 00:25:19 well this actually could have been better about that. Yes, because you're taking things for granted where when you lose everything, suddenly like find gratitude again. But anyway the ups and downs it's like just navigating your perspective on yourself. Well also I think I obviously went through such a I'm going through such a transition period because before I left Summerhouse I like made the decision that I wanted to leave, but in my gut, I was like,
Starting point is 00:25:47 but how are you going to feel mid-summer when you're not filming and when it comes out and you're not on it? You'll never know until. Truly in my head, I was like, well, I won't know and I'll have to deal with it then. And so I think this summer, like so many different things have happened
Starting point is 00:26:03 and I've just been like, wait, I think I feel like I really did make the right decision for my life overall. And I feel like that was part of, no, you trusted, your gut actually was right when you made the decision initially, and now you're feeling the benefits of it. I'm proud of myself for trusting my gut. I also think there aren't necessarily like
Starting point is 00:26:25 right or wrong decisions. It's more that like when you say something with your chest and you fully commit to it, the universe responds to it. Like I do think there's a version of you that if you didn't really believe it and half-ass left the show, you could be twiddling your thumbs right now and questioning it. But you fully committed, trusted yourself, and the universe is like, oh, let's go, let's do what we wanna do. And now I'm embracing my curly hair
Starting point is 00:26:53 and trying to stay tan til Thanksgiving. Life is amazing. Okay, Paige, one thing I love keeping the gigglers abreast about, I've never said abreast before. It's an important vocab word. Is sales. Yes. Sales are really important
Starting point is 00:27:10 because I hate shopping and wasting money. I want to save money and that's why I'm excited to announce the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale. And sometimes I feel like people think like, oh, it's the summer, they're having a sale, they're getting rid of old stuff. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:27:25 This is new arrivals. They're just doing something for the girls and they're having a sale. And they have so many brands like UGG, Charlotte Tilbury, Steve Madden. And you're scoring great looks for under a hundred dollars, which are perfect for trips, summer weddings, fall weddings, everyday glam. summer weddings, fall weddings, everyday glam. I feel like my style's evolved. I used to buy like really trendy cheap pieces that literally would evaporate by the next season. Like I'd be like, this is ripped full of marinara sauce. Now I'm enjoying finding like high quality items on sale.
Starting point is 00:28:00 That's like my thing. And also Nordstrom is so fun because if you've never gone to any of their in-store events, you can go and then like it's just easy shopping. Yeah, and they have free style help, free shipping, returns, online order pickup, like make it easy for the girls, thank you. Also they've up to 33% off, like that's sturdy, that's hefty.
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Starting point is 00:32:24 Okay, so I was watching white Lotus and when that episode came out the girl I think her name was Chloe in the show she had this outfit on. I literally took a picture of the TV screen put it into Google Images and was like I need to find all of this. Figured out that it was a custom Jack Moose look. So I was like, oh, he's definitely gonna make it for the masses. He made the skirt in a version, but it wasn't like to the floor
Starting point is 00:32:54 and it wasn't like how she wore it on TV. So I was like annoyed by him for that moment, but whatever. I digress. I digress. So I like literally just found everything that looked similar through a Google image search. And then I got that hat in Italy when I was there. I saw it in the window and I was like, I need that for my White Lotus look. Which season from White Lotus?
Starting point is 00:33:19 The most recent. Oh my God. And then I saw Patrick Schwarzenegger in the pool and I was just like, you know, this is cosmic And you go somebody's gonna die Like my look is amazing I think also with fashion and your like confidence is a thing too Like if you wear something and own it verse like not really believe in it There's also a time I think where do you ever get you were stressed out?
Starting point is 00:33:42 Like every outfit was like doomsday like fuck are people gonna hate it versus When you're in your power and you're like these bitches aren't even ready for this fit Well, I think I literally like exhibited that before I went to Italy I was like I have no outfits like almost because I was like people rag on me like so much sometimes for my outfits that I'm in my head. I'm almost like low expectations, like, oh, I don't have anything, it's not good. Blew it out of the park. And that was like me being like mean to myself. But like while I was there,
Starting point is 00:34:12 I was just having like the best time I've ever had there. And I was just like leaning into my outfits. I literally had a day where I was like, dad, I'm gonna put three outfits on and I need you to take my picture. Okay, that was what I wanna ask. Who is taking the photos? My dad. where I was like, dad, I'm gonna put three outfits on and I need you to take my picture. And he was like- Okay, that was what I wanna ask. Who is taking the photos?
Starting point is 00:34:26 My dad. My dad is, I have trained my dad like no other man. Actually, a lot of my good pictures were taken on my G7X, but my dad doesn't really love using the digital camera. And I quote, he said, I can rapid fire better on the phone, so that's what I like to use.
Starting point is 00:34:44 But I'm like, dad, there's a certain aesthetic with the digital. And so it takes too long to click down the button. So he gets angry, but he gets the job done and he literally stays until the routine is finished. And I, his commitment is, that's why I can't get married because whose commitment to the shot is ever gonna be as good as his.
Starting point is 00:35:06 What's Kim doing? Honestly, you want to know what? Kim weaponizes her incompetence. I know that bitch could get it, but she'd rather say, oh, your dad likes doing it. Your dad can do it. And it's actually, this is a perfect example of if you work harder, you actually get the job rather than someone who might be more qualified. And you know what, Gary believes in himself. I don't know why or how, but he does.
Starting point is 00:35:34 And he tries and tries again, and it's gotten to the point where I can use lingo. I'm like, it's too much headroom. And he's like. You go, make sure the light's hitting my left cheekbone. Thank you. I'm like, you see how you're tilting? It's making me look hitting my left cheekbone. I'm like you see how you're tilting it's making me look shorter than I actually am I'm gonna need you to come up and still like he takes direction while you're he's a
Starting point is 00:35:51 full-on production team. He really is. And the TikTok with him really made me laugh. And he loves doing TikToks. Speaking of family I get an email saying audition and I was like, oh, I'm back in the game for Vera DeLeo. You're a manager. So my dream is obviously to make Nana a star and I don't know how it happened but it's like for a legit show on Netflix and I so I start reading the description and it's like 80 year old Italian woman what wait what
Starting point is 00:36:32 giggler is that Netflix it's like I have the exact grandma the exact somebody was like get Hannah's contact because she's the manager so I'm like oh my god this is amazing I click on the script and it's like paragraphs. Which, you know, Nana had a stroke a couple years ago. Nana, I don't want to put pressure on her. Yeah, so I actually sat on it for like a day. I'm like, do I even want Nana to stress out? But then I'm like, whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:03 So I call her and she's like so calm. She's like I'm ready And I'm like, so you're gonna like you want to practice with me and stuff and she's like I'll see you tomorrow We'll film it She she memorized that she memorized but we also use like a little script to help her read it. Yeah She sits down So calm she's a star embodies this like it was... Like you wanted to cry, you almost cried. I was like, how'd you get that Brooklyn accent so good?
Starting point is 00:37:31 Like she was, I wanted to cry, like obviously it's very hard to book things. So I'm not saying she's going to book anything, but I'm just so proud of her. Okay, here's, but here's the other thing. What a core memory for her even doing it with you. Even filming it and getting, and the fact that her granddaughter is in a position where she's getting these emails, that alone, it's like she did it.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Well, Nana, her whole thing, she loves Hollywood. And I feel like she always wanted to be a part of Hollywood, but her life just went a different way, but she dressed like she was a Hollywood starlet. And she showed me every Marilyn Monroe movie, Esther Williams, Singing in the Rain, Frank Sinatra. That's how I was raised with this love of movies. You're glamorous.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Yes. So then for at 84, for her to have her first audition, like guys. No, that's nice. Life is crazy. You can start an acting career at 84. So Nana, she's gonna be booked and busy. But the best thing is she goes,
Starting point is 00:38:34 I'm like, when can you come over? She goes, I'm getting my hands on at noon because my hair looks horrible right now. I'll come over at 1.30 and we'll shoot it. I said, get your glam done, Nana. Get your glam done. So shout out to Nana. I'm so proud of her.
Starting point is 00:38:50 I'm so proud of her. So if you are listening Netflix, book her. One more thing I was gonna say about Italy, because you know how like certain inside jokes will like happen on a trip and then like they last the trip. That's like, I feel like the sign of a good trip. Yep, so true. And at the end of our family trips,
Starting point is 00:39:09 we always go around and say, okay, what was your favorite part of the trip? And it's unanimous. It's always something my dad has done on the trip or something he said. And my brother's girlfriend is a pure angel. And I knew that he was going to be like obsessed with her on this trip because she could speak Italian.
Starting point is 00:39:28 And so like he, him and I also figured out that he has anxiety. I digress because he won't like say the word anxiety but when he's ordering something, he gets nervous. Like, okay, you know, we'll dive into this. Why are you holding my hand? When we're back in America, but this is a pretty big sign. I'm just sitting at dinner, like rocking back and forth, like, oh no, you're perfectly normal.
Starting point is 00:39:54 He's like freaking out, it's about to order. So he's like really would like just like hit her on the arm and be like, you know, do it. Like I'm nervous. Whatever. So the one day we're at breakfast and my brother's girlfriend is not, she's not like super health conscious, but she's like a normal girl. Like the one day she was like, I can't eat anymore. Like I have to have like a yogurt. So we're at breakfast and she puts in her dish like yogurt, some fruit, a little granola, and then chia seeds. She's going sweet. Yeah, she's going just she's just having a little parfait.
Starting point is 00:40:26 And we're all watching my dad watch her make this yogurt parfait. Whilst on his plate, he's got cut up tomatoes, prosciutto and mozzarella cheese at 9 a.m. OK, so he's looking at her almost like in disgust. And he goes and so her final topping was chia seeds and he's never seen that in his life. He has no idea what a chia seed is. He goes that's made up. That's a made-up thing. And so he looks at her and he goes what is that? And she goes oh these are
Starting point is 00:40:59 chia seeds like they're really good for X, Y, and Z. My dad responds to her and he goes, "'Yeah, I had a hamster one time, ate shit like that.'" And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he-
Starting point is 00:41:13 And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he-
Starting point is 00:41:19 And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- And he- would say anything we'd say yeah I had a hamster shit like that no it's so good but my brother's girlfriend is literally obsessed with my dad and all we did was
Starting point is 00:41:32 make fun of him the whole time but it was just one of those jokes that like will live on no that can bring a family together and family can become a home again. No, it literally like unites, nothing unites a family more than picking on your dad or your mom. Like, my dad is literally like the funniest person I know and he loves a callback. Yeah. And he can make like anything funny. And recently, he does this thing, I think it's a Seinfeld reference, you know, and like you just don't even know where things started, but it's become a thing.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Yeah. So if you're like in a house and like there's a weird sound and there's an awkward moment where everyone's scared, my dad will just go... My dad will just go, Mr. Peoples? So literally whenever there's like an awkward moment or any quiet he just goes, Mr. Peoples? No you are your dad. So I was literally watching Dez's brothers play tennis and this is my problem, I'll do inside jokes without reading the room. I'm sitting next to Dez's cool nephew and they're like arguing over a point and it's
Starting point is 00:42:43 like getting quiet and I just go Mr. People's and did anyone say anything he's like what what does that mean I'm like I don't know if it's awkward or you hear a weird sound oh yeah I don't know there was a sound from the garage and dad just goes what was that and I go Mr. People's and Kieran's like if my dad was here, he would have gotten it. No, but then Kieran started laughing and that's, as you know, enabling me. And once they get enabled, you can't stop me. No, you can't.
Starting point is 00:43:12 You can't stop me. So anyway, shout out to dads for like once. No, shout out to dads everywhere, you know? Quick update, speaking of dads, who I don't want to disappoint My road test yes officially on Friday I Had a therapy appointment this morning what do you think I talked about? No, I literally texted Hannah. I was like I can do the pot a little earlier if you can choose like sorry. I'm in therapy
Starting point is 00:43:45 And then I have I have road test practice after last week I was supposed to have a test with Greg he called me he's on vacation left me for dead so freaking out and then I'm like okay I'll drive with Des which I don't it tests your marriage I mean I could imagine we lasted like a full hour and then he was like, I need to go home. Like this is, it's scary. Like it's scary if I'm like having nervous moments. But I have another, I had driving test, driving lesson yesterday, driving lesson today. And I was talking to my therapist cause I said,
Starting point is 00:44:16 if I fail, which is let's be honest, 50-50. It's 50-50 at this point. I go, I feel like I'm gonna disappoint the community. The community. No one gives a shit. Well, that's what she told me. She was like, if your friend is disappointed in you cause you can't drive, I go, well, they already are.
Starting point is 00:44:35 No, but I just- Let's take this back as a minute. I just want to say I'm really hard on myself and like certain things, if I'm not confident in it, I get like so, like I have bad anxiety about it basically So Gary me and you we can hold hands, but I'm preparing as much as I can. Please don't blame us Because we don't give a shit It's really you would be disappointing yourself because you feel like you've put the time in and the effort
Starting point is 00:45:03 But if you fail fail we don't care I'd prefer you to fail because I actually don't think you should get a license at this point. If you haven't figured it out since now I think you have so many other qualities I'll drive your kids around because I'm actually nervous. Well that's the thing I'm like if I fail that means I have more work to do and I shouldn't be out in the streets outside. And you shouldn't be disappointed. You should just put pen to paper again. And yes, like because it's not safe. Speaking of pen to paper, I'm going to get a notepad
Starting point is 00:45:35 and I'm gonna write, I'm gonna pass my driver's test a hundred times. So that's what I'm doing this week. Speaking about bringing pen to paper, the discourse on the internet recently about everything, anything. Let's bring back journaling. Let's bring back bringing pen to paper. Let's bring back. That's an inside thought. The outside thoughts have been getting insane. Well, people get attention by saying whatever,
Starting point is 00:46:05 like the crazier the thought, the more views. And we're in this attention economy right now. Well, I think it was really, it was very interesting to watch people watch Love Island as like a Love Island fan for many, many years. And as someone who like just started watching Love Island USA, and I'm an OG UK and even Australia. To see how out it was, it was so interesting to see how our country
Starting point is 00:46:35 specifically could not handle it, could not handle it. Can you tell me like what actually happened? I mean, no spoilers or spoilers. I'm going to be so honest, I fell off. Yeah. Once I mean no spoilers or spoilers. No, I'm gonna be so honest I fell off. Yeah once I went to Italy because I was like I'm on vacation like I just like I got distracted by pesto Literally and once you miss three episodes pack it in honey You're fucked unless you have a full day to dedicate it to so I'm gonna be honest
Starting point is 00:47:00 I fell off but I knew enough to watch on tik to watch on TikTok that I literally knew what was going on. So many different things that I think were just casting and production and social media is so much now that it's like people are like, oh, they're coming on just to be influencers. Yeah, no shit. Why the fuck else are they going on a reality show other than to change their life monetarily
Starting point is 00:47:28 and not have to go back to their jobs? Yeah, why is that like so crazy for people to understand? But there weren't real love connections, which I totally understand the viewer being upset by that. Oh, so no one found love? I mean, not really, and not to like the very end. It just was a very unique season. I thought everyone loved each other in the beginning. Yeah kind of but it was just unique
Starting point is 00:47:52 in terms of Love Island in general like the UK I've never seen this in the UK but it was truly because social media people just couldn't handle it being every single night in life. I mean, the things that they were saying, this one girl came on, she came on as in like CASA, just like this blonde normal girl, whatever. She obviously had done a lot of plastic surgery in terms of like filler or like lip injections. By no means was this girl the craziest girl I've ever looked at in my life. But could you tell that she had had her lips up for sure? Was she a cute girl? Yes, she was like a normal cute little girl. The majority of girls in that house probably have their
Starting point is 00:48:33 lips done. Right, the way the people eviscerated this girl was so shocking and mind-blowing that I actually was, we don't deserve Love Island. We actually don't deserve this show as a whole. It's fucking Hunger Games because you know what? It's at the point where these people do have power to become very wealthy, but they also can have their lives completely ruined and there's been many trigger warning,
Starting point is 00:49:04 like mental health issues and suicide that's come out of Love Island and reality TV in general. So with that said, the people feel like they're able to be like Caesar and give a thumbs up or a thumbs down to people that you see for 15 minutes on a show where the producers are trying to frame them into a character that fits with a storyline that they don't even know about.
Starting point is 00:49:28 No, Love Island production had to post every week. Please be nice to the contestants just to let you know they're not seeing any of this when they get out. This is going to be very shocking for them. It also, this is a hot take, but I saw a lot of people, like, I guess Amaya ended up being like the favorite. And people were like, this is the girl we want to make rich. This is the girl we want to make rich.
Starting point is 00:49:53 They were so mean to her. So mean to her when she first got on the show. In the beginning, okay, because that's where I was confused. But then it's like the highs and the lows, it's like whiplash because like, as someone who's been on reality TV and you literally physically were there, when you're standing there with all these people, a lot of it's giving similar energy.
Starting point is 00:50:11 These are just young people having fun. But then once the edit comes out, people are put as like... Different characters. And different characters. Because you're watching as they should, because you're watching an entertainment show. Yeah, their job is to turn people hanging out into a story of some kind that has to involve ups and downs of villains and
Starting point is 00:50:31 Angels, whatever what I don't people are so loud and so wrong, too. It's also like They're not editing the show like Like I can't believe she said that then it It's like, it was a larger conversation. What are you talking about? Like, they're not picking what's on the show. I used to love reality TV where like, I loved the entertainment of it,
Starting point is 00:50:55 but I wasn't leaving feeling like, pissed off at a character. Like, I was never mad at anyone. Like, I was like, that was a great episode. Let's have another episode. And we grew up with Real Housewives of New York OG. Like, and we weren't leaving mad at them. We were like, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:13 That was a crazy night. Yeah. That's crazy. Vanderpump rules. Like you just appreciated the art form of it all. So. The Renaissance of it. A Stassi slap is, it gives Renaissance.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Renaissance. And we heard around the world. And we weren't going to her and threatening her family. Like it was just like oh that was a crazy episode and let's keep it moving because I have work in the morning. 100%. 100%. So I do think we have to appreciate the art form but these poor people I think you know what I think is gonna happen? They're gonna just have to start doing AI people on reality TV, and I'm telling you, it's gonna be exactly the same. Wait, speaking of, I saw an article the other day
Starting point is 00:51:53 and it was like, this influencer, like, did you see that? AI influencer, yeah. No, and things need to be illegal. The internet is gonna take us all down, and I'm saying that right now. Things need to literally be elite. Like they need to get a handle on AI before... I mean you could make any video of someone saying anything.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yeah, the poor parents that are sending videos of you know, cats flipping burgers thinking it's real, you know. But also, yeah, we're just in a very fucking strange place. It's strange. I love how we started so high and now we've gone so dark at the end. And that's Oz. The world's gonna end, but at least we have each other. Classic Oz.
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Starting point is 00:55:38 Right. And I love the idea of getting a little sun tan in the car. True. Like, let's be productive. You're just sitting there. I've actually truly have reverted back, since this is my first summer in so many summers, having like, I can do whatever I want,
Starting point is 00:55:53 I've truly reverted back to high school summer page. All I care about is getting tan, wearing cute outfits, and and texting boys. It's literally all I care about. I'm like, what am I wearing this weekend? What's my text back? You're like an alien that just discovered what summer is. Yeah, I'm like, wait, let's get a cocktail outside.
Starting point is 00:56:20 I love it. You never want to drink before, and now you're like, should I party? I actually sent a message to a few people and I said, what are your thoughts on doing a day party situation one day this summer? Going to a day party place. And they were like, no, we're almost 40. That's crazy because I taught Dez on burner phone this week what a darty is he was like you made that up and I'm like it's a day party darty you never
Starting point is 00:56:48 heard about darties and then you fall asleep you want to know what that's probably a very millennial college so millennial oh my god someone was at Wimbledon when my friends was at Wimbledon and I posted FOMO but I put tennis balls as the O's and then I screenshot it and I sent it to Grace and I was like, am I a millennial jail? And she said absolutely. She was like, I'm blocking your number.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Oh, one more thing about Love Island. As someone who hasn't watched it, the heart rate challenge made me laugh though cause I was like, what's heart rate challenge for millennials? Is it like when you see the dishwasher get too full and your heart rate goes up? Wait, you know, I had a very niche one today.
Starting point is 00:57:40 What? It doesn't even have to be a doctor's office. Honestly, it was like a CVS. Whenever I have a missed call and like a voicemail for like something that I have to get like a prescription, I'm literally getting like a skin prescription. I'm getting tretinoin, going back to tretinoin. I got a pimple injected the other day
Starting point is 00:57:58 and I started doing laser genesis. What's laser genesis? That sounds like an alien. Hold on, we need to have a page. Sounds like a UFO. What's laser Genesis? That sounds like an alien life form. Hold on. We need to have a page corner. Sounds like a UFO. For the pages. Listen up. Doodle on your notebook.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Occupy yourselves. Okay, so I get a lot of messages from girls asking what lasers I've done because we're so vocal about like not having Botox yet. I've never got one message like that continue. Right so my one girlfriend sells pretty much all of the devices that go into dermatologist offices so like she'll always like send me like what she thinks I should do or like what dermatologist whatever. So I texted her the other day and I was like I have a pimple and I need to go to a dermatologist immediately if not sooner tomorrow morning to get it injected. She was like I literally have the perfect one for you it's right by my apartment. I go
Starting point is 00:58:57 she injects my pimple and she's like let's start laser genesis. It's supposed to help with hyperpigmentation, building collagen, hydration, fine lines. It's supposed to help with hyperpigmentation, building collagen, hydration, fine lines. It's supposed to be like everything before Botox. You do a series of like, I think she said like six sessions and she recommends doing a series of six sessions twice a year. So I'm starting with, I just did my first appointment. I go again in two weeks. I think I did it once before, but I never like followed up and completed like all the sessions.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Do you have to stay out of the sun? No downtime, zero. Like you get the laser and then you go. Same as like if you were like going about your day, like you're putting moisturizer on and sunscreen, but nothing like crazy. Pain level? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:59:53 And I don't have a high pain tolerance. I mean, I do when it comes to beauty stuff, but like if I can do it, it's fine. Yeah. It's like a little hot, but it doesn't feel anything close to like laser hair removal. Yeah, I get my butthole laser'd, I can do it.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Yeah, so you're fine. So I'm gonna do that and let the gigglers know what I truly think, because I feel like I have a lot of brides in my DM that are like, do you think I should do this before my wedding? Yeah, I also tried to do a laser like last year. I went, and because I was trying to get Botox for my armpits And didn't go through anyway, and they were like you should do this laser and I was like, let's do it
Starting point is 01:00:31 And they're like, oh no, you have to like book that like next week and I'm like, I'm never gonna see you Laser Genesis because I feel like everyone our age is doing it Okay, um But anyway, so I want a lot of the gigglers know that I'll let them know what I think cuz it is expensive our age is doing it. Okay. But anyway, so I want to let the gigglers know that I'll let them know what I think, because it is expensive, so. You want to make sure that you see effects from it. Yeah, and I feel like things are just like more expensive in New York City because,
Starting point is 01:00:58 because it's so annoying, but it's definitely expensive, but we'll see if it's worth it. I have an astrologer update. No, sorry, I have a psychic medium update. Okay. I saw a psychic last week. Wait, you know I like to go on your schedule. I just saw it, you're the one.
Starting point is 01:01:17 I like to do it when you do it. Yeah, I know, so actually I talked to Spirit Tiff. It's like Spirit, T-I-F-F, she's amazing. She's, and she's also like, she's gone to my shows. We were just DMing and she's like, I haven't talked to you in a while. Do you wanna have a reading? And I was like, I will never say no to that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:35 My grandpa came through. I wanted to let you guys know, but some crazy shit happened. What? I can't believe we've been to the pod 52 minutes and you're just saying this. No, because my list was so long. Yeah. So she was like, oh, your grandpa loves like the room you're in right now, because there's like a lot of sun. And like I am in the sunroom. And like the reason
Starting point is 01:01:57 I love this place is because the sunroom reminds me of the sunroom that used to be in his house. Like it has the same tile floors and like wood on the ceiling. And I was like, oh my God. She's like, he loves your setup. He loves it so much. And she goes, are there flowers to your right? No, sorry, flowers to your left. And I was like, oh no, there aren't.
Starting point is 01:02:17 She's like, there aren't any white flowers to your left. And I was like, no, maybe outside, but I don't see any. And she's like, he's pointing to your left left I'm seeing a white flower with yellow insides and I'm like no and I look down my punch needle oh my god that I'm showing on the YouTube right now is white flowers with yellow inside that was on the left of me and she's like he just wants to let you know he's here and he's guarding you and he loves your punchy at all and he thinks you have issues because punchyling is fucking crazy that's so grandpa of him he's like wow look at that punchy but like that
Starting point is 01:02:57 was one of the craziest things that's ever happened that's yeah and she was just like he's watching over he's there for you he loves that you talk about him all the time that I feel like happens so much with psychic mediums. You'll be like, okay, I'll go into it with a grain of salt and they'll say something like that and you're like, and tell me all your secrets. Tell me all, so she's amazing. She's also just like easy to talk to and cool,
Starting point is 01:03:19 but they also just help you be like, yeah, keep listening to your intuition. Like, do your thing. It's almost like a, that's why I like to do it like once a year and I usually do it at the beginning of the year because it is just like a reset of reassurance of certain things that you're like, okay.
Starting point is 01:03:40 It's also just like, if you feel uncomfortable is probably a reason and you know what it is. And just to always go back to like if you feel uncomfortable is probably a reason and you know what it is And just to always go back to like who you actually are and stop trying to be someone else is like Period that's why i'm wearing my natural curly hair and that's why you've gone back to your curls You're fucking surely temple over here. Um, i've also been watching TV. What have you been watching? I started the show Mr. Robot. Have you watched it before?
Starting point is 01:04:11 No, is that on Apple? It's on Netflix, it came back. It started in 2016 with- 2016? Yeah, with Rami Malek. No. He played the singer in The Queen. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:29 In Queen, yeah. It's interesting. It's basically like Dexter for coding. Okay. So if you're, so honestly, like I'm not sure about it, but I like got through it, if that makes sense. You guys know what I mean. I feel like I have no shows this summer.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Wait, you know what someone said on TikTok and it's like so eerily true. This summer doesn't have a theme. The girls are scrambling. Someone dropped the ball on the summer theme. There's no summer show. There's no summer movie. But nothing's I think Love Island has like honestly taken this toll on the community. It's taken a toll. People try to do Tomato Girl Summer. People try to do Sardine Girl Summer, which is very me-coded. I knew that wasn't gonna stick.
Starting point is 01:05:10 I guess maybe Sardine. But last summer it was so, it's Brat Summer. It's Hot Girl Summer. And then Charlie tried to be like, it's still Brat Summer. And we were like, no, you can't repeat like that. We have no, we have nothing. And I feel like I don't have a summer show. Like the two shows I'm watching,
Starting point is 01:05:28 Gilded Age and Buccaneers, it's like I have to wait each week. My mom is watching that because she knows you love those shows and she says you guys have the same taste. No, a period piece. It just puts me in a good mood. But I have been back on my bullshit with documentaries.
Starting point is 01:05:45 I kind of think you might like this if you got high. Okay. It's called the shark whisperer. Okay. On Netflix. How high do you want me to get? More than beta block or high. Okay, bear with me.
Starting point is 01:06:02 This girl's gorgeous, blonde. I'm in. You know I love watching pretty people on TV. Yeah, but she's pretty, right? Done. And she basically has always loved sharks. And I was like, okay, do you? I support a woman in the arts.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Have a hobby. Yeah, but her whole thing is she's like, if sharks wanted to eat everyone, they would. So she's like, I don't think sharks are this evil, scary monster that they've been put out in the media, like Jaws and stuff. And I'm like, okay, okay, I love a villain turning story, like let's go. And she's basically like, swims with sharks in the wild and can go down for like six minutes
Starting point is 01:06:47 because she says it's mental. And she's learned how they communicate. She's a fish. And she's a friend of theirs. And she went viral because she takes photos with them because she's trying to raise awareness to stop just killing sharks for shark fin soup and that kind of thing.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Shark fin soup? Who's out here doing? It's like a huge thing in Asia. The hell is out here doing shark fin soup and that kind of thing. Shark fin soup? Who's out here doing? Shark fin soup is like a huge thing in Asia. The hell is out here doing shark fin soup? Hundreds of thousands of sharks are killed a year to just cut off their fin for this like delicacy. So she's fighting for the sharks, but she basically is like these sharks, they get scared.
Starting point is 01:07:21 That's why sometimes they'll bite and then be like, ew, and like people just get bitten. But- This is so funny because a couple of weeks ago, my dad was talking about the summer we went to Martha's Vineyard and how we stayed in the ocean the whole time and there were so many sharks and they were watching them from helicopters.
Starting point is 01:07:36 And I said, well, from the helicopters, then why don't they just shoot them? And my dad looks at me and he goes, that's highly illegal. Wait, Gary supports the sharks. Hashtag. He supports the sharks. Shark supporter. Well, you're watching it and you realize
Starting point is 01:07:50 that they're gaining trust in her and she basically showed them that she was a predator too and held herself confidently around them. And it's incredible. So, it's also aesthetically beautiful. They're in the ocean and she's also like aesthetically beautiful. They're like in the ocean and she's like kissing these sharks. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:08:08 But it's just cool to see how there's different perspectives on stuff and sharks aren't monsters. Sharks are friends, not food. Well, you guys, thank you for gigging with us. We're so sorry we didn't do an episode last week. And honestly, we regret it. That was fucked up.
Starting point is 01:08:24 We were scared. Honestly, we were forced into not didn't do an episode last week and honestly we regret it, that was fucked up, we were scared. Honestly we were forced into not doing it. It was doctor's orders. I have to go do my road lesson. Thank you to all the gigglers who have been sending me advice on like where to take the test, and give me parallel parking advice. I'm reading everything, you guys are amazing.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Our DMs couldn't be more different. I know, they're so different. Also Southampton Animal Shelter is overloaded with kittens. Check them out and my kittens are going to be available for adoption soon. So just keep an eye out. I told the dog this weekend to stop following me. Okay. That's for next week.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Bye. next week. Bye! So my family does this thing where we get together once a year. We reconnect, we argue over charcuterie boards. But this year we're thinking about booking an Airbnb in Prince Edward County and it looks perfect. It's a beautiful place for the summer. It's on the water, it's lakeside. It has a massive backyard and pool.
Starting point is 01:09:27 People can swim while my mom sits in a hammock. And with Airbnb, you're able to spend time with everyone. It's so much better than being scattered in different places. And everyone gets their own room. There's a huge kitchen so you can cook, you can canoe. I won't be participating in that, but everyone will love it. If you've got a big group, find your perfect place on Airbnb. It makes the whole thing feel like a real getaway. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's
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