Giggly Squad - Giggling about judging outfits, poking, and disrespect

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

We’re fired up about the Masters outfit drama and we’re still never going to Coachella. Thanks to Dunkin' for supporting this episode! #DunkinPartner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's up Gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. Got away from me? Hello, Gaggaglars. Oh, shoot, I messed it up. You thought about it too much.

We have so much to talk about. Do we? Well, you're already going with the finger. Let's go. One thing I want to compliment you and then I want to call you out. What do you want first? Oh, I'm so scared right now. I literally just got off a plane.

I can't deal with this right now. I forgot about it last week. Okay. start with the positive. So you. So you. And I would say the opposite. I don't know.

Well, yeah, because I'm like, I'll be on a high. My Uber driver today told me that I have great energy. And I was like, I'm good for a week. Oh, that's so nice. And I said, thank you. That compliment my day. And he goes, you shouldn't let other people affect your day that much. Oh.

I said, okay, Mel Robbins. Okay, he builds you up to beat you down. I like it. Typical man. Okay, my compliment is you were right, it's all about wired headphones. Like, I don't know, I don't add it to the docket. I think I'm going through a phase where like my AirPods are never charged. I can't find the other one.

Where even are they? Where's the case? And plugging your headphones into your phone just makes the most sense. And you also like, you just trust it. It's old school manual electronics. It's like putting a visual electronics. VHS in. You know it's going to play. Okay. There's something just, it's, it's a moment between you and your phone, you're connected. I understand if you're like doing crazy workouts and stuff,

which we're not doing. But, okay, okay, that was like kind of a compliment. What's, okay. What's the negative? Your husband actually informed me of this. You were there. And he said that sometimes if you're hungry and you're going to order Uber eats or order food, you just order. You don't take into consideration who's in the room, who's in the home, if they're hungry. It's like one for, what is the saying? All for one and one for all. Okay, that's a one sided story.

Okay. It's one of those things in a relationship where like it happened once. And you know what it was? It's because I order from this coffee shop that he doesn't like. So it's like, he wakes up at 6 a.m. So it's like 10.30 a.m. I'm doing whatever. And I'm like, oh, shoot, I want to get like a frittata.

or something and some coffee. And it comes and he's like, you didn't ask me if I want anything. I'm like, you don't like this place. And he's like, but you should just ask me. It's like typical marriage. Okay. I would like to apologize to you because the way he told the story, it was as if you were ordering steak dinners for one.

I always know what I'm in the mood for. And he's very chill. Like, I'll be like, I want sushi and he's like, let's go. I'm very, hey, we don't have to order from the same place. Well, that's my thing. There's been some Uber times where he's like, oh, I really don't, want Mexican and I'm like I feel like a pregnant lady if I don't get casadillas to the face right now I'm gonna get I'm gonna become a monster so then I was

like you order Chinese I order Mexican and he was like we're having dinner together yeah I'm like you know it's crazy Uber eats doesn't it doesn't matter it doesn't matter as long as we order it at the same time it's crazy that you think we're sitting down to eat at a dinner table right we're watching TV on Netflix like right so did you watch that documentary of the profit thing. Yeah. You know what's crazy? I can't get myself to click on it because I'm just so over. Like I just can't with these men. Men. Like it's a story that's been told. No, you have to watch it because I think the craziest part was that this, this husband and wife that basically infiltrated this group had so much footage and documentation of all the bad stuff

this guy was doing. And it took the police years. Years. They're like, well, Then the FBI got involved and they were like, no, we still need like more evidence. Well, the cult thing is they're always like, then why did you guys stay and they don't understand that it's like emotional manipulation? Yes. Hi. Um, quick chess update. Oh, also, I was. Must we? I was texting.

I was, girls have been coming out of the woodwork because all the girls, either they're like ex-girlfriends or have friends who know Magnus or girls who dated. You got in with Magnus's exes? I'm so in right now and they're all DMing me and I'm like sending it to Des. Okay, so people who know Magnus claim that Magnus thinks there were people in the audience. That's how he was cheating. But then I got a direct line from one of Hans's ex-girlfriends. No, like this is the T that you'd be in. She says, I'm a giggler inside scoop.

I know Hans's ex-girlfriend. She says, even she doesn't know if he cheated, but I quote, if anyone would, it would be him. After they broke up, she sold all the jewelry he bought her for $1 each on an Instagram story. Okay, I don't really know what that meant. I went to middle school with a kid named Hans. I remember he was bilingual. They sat me next to him during Spanish class.

Huge mistake. He did all my Spanish for me. Shout out Hans. Thank you for supporting women in the arts. I remember he had a really nice home and a really pretty mom. That's like all I remember for. I wonder where he is now. I knew all the pretty moms in middle school.

Speaking of finding people, yeah. Have you ever seen a girl on Instagram who has like a beautiful nose job? Like you see it, you know it's a nose job, but it's really good. And then you're like, now I have to scroll to see what her nose looked before to be like, was it a slight?

See, I like when they make it their personality because the video's pinned. See this girl, this girl I was like, I'm gonna find it. Yeah. So this is what I'm doing when it does is like, and I'm like, I'm working. scrolling on my phone. So I go all the way back to her Instagram.

It starts in 2021. So this bitch, she took out all of it. So I said, you know what? I'm not quitting. I go on Facebook. I try to find her on Facebook. I'm like, I will find this. Random girl.

Don't know this girl. She doesn't know me. I just sometimes hyperfixate on things. Look, sorry I want to have a purpose. Yeah, sorry that you wanted to see it before and after. So I'm on Facebook navigating. and then I see a recommendation for a friend. Des Bishop.

I wasn't friends with my husband on Facebook. Isn't that crazy? It's like of the time where like we weren't using Facebook. I feel like it's actually not crazy. Well then I friend requested him and I was like, can you accept my friend request? And then I'm like, what photos do you have on there? And he's like, I don't know.

And I'm like, well, you better clean him up because I'm in a scrolling mood today. So anyway, doesn't I have friends on Facebook? I mean. I poked them Which by the way, creepy and like What happened to consent? Yeah, what happened to hi, how are you? Send a message, a poke, the bare minimum.

No one cared about consent in the 2000s. Have you seen any of the master's discourse? All I know is I was busy working this weekend. My last weekend, North Carolina, the tour is over, who special is coming, everyone get pumped. Do you feel such a sense of relief? I was really sad. You are.

Like going to the venue, I was really sad. Wow. Because I was, you're just like, I'm not going to do this again until I write a whole new hour. And it took me like two years to put it together. But do you remember like our last tour show in Salt Lake City when like we never had a problem with the tech? And then the last show there was like a. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we took it as like a sign.

I went up to do the God mic. I started speaking in it and no one was reacting. But it sounded like it was on. And I was like looking at Gabby, who was with me and I was like, what's going on? This crowd, like, isn't reacting to my voice. And they realized the audio wasn't going to the crowd. But I was like, that's a sign.

Maybe the universe is like, I remember our last show and I was like, I was ready. We know. I had packed it in mentally and physically. Wait. So Des was telling me about the Masters. He was rooting for Rory. Not about that.

I could give a shit less. Oh, I thought you. What? I'm with the girls gossip. I don't care who won. I don't even care who was playing. Anyway, so they invited some influencers to the Masters this year, okay? And people were livid. So they invite these influencers and people were mad. One, that there were influencers there and two on how they were dressed. I want to like watch what I say because I don't feel that passionate about it, but also I'm kind of like, uh, okay. So the number one thing people were mad about was that they kept seeing, kept being like, this tournament's been around for 90 years

and have some respect on it and like you should be wearing like blah, blah, blah outfits. And I've seen so many short skirts and shorts and blah, blah. And I'm like, it's like, okay, it's been around for 90 years. I can respect that. You couldn't go even 15 years. Like, they didn't even let women. I don't think women still can go. Women, like, aren't allowed to play at most

super, super fancy clubs. Yeah, so I'm like, okay, yes, we're respecting the game. The boys have been playing for 90 years. No, they're basically saying this is a boys club. Yeah, like, how dare you come? Now, I did look at a couple of the girls' outfits that were influencers there. Also,

obviously, someone that works for the masters and the PGA said, hey, let's, let's hire a couple of influencers to come. So why would you be mad at the influencer for accepting and going? Also, there's thousands of people in horrible outfits watching the masters. What's wrong with a couple girls? Should they say no? Like, oh my God, no, we can't go. It'll be disrespectful.

I don't. Also, it's not disrespectful to show your thighs. Sorry. No. And then I thought I was crazy. This isn't Coachella. They're just wearing skirt, golf suits. I was like, this feels very trad wifie.

Yes. Like, oh my God, how dare. Get him banned. So I went to the girls in, like, TikTok that they were, like, complaining about. I already follow her, cute girl, like, always has cute outfits on, always makes, like, cute little videos. And I look at her outfit. Now, when I see her outfit, my only critique, maybe was like, oh, maybe it was a little casual. She had, like, a Chanel.

Okay. Like, top of her. She's wearing Chanel. I'm good. Top on, she had a sweater over her shoulders and she had little white shorts. Maybe if she put like a white miniskirt on, they would have been less offended. No, they would have been offended. But I did not see her ass cheek at all. Do you see what the dads are wearing watching the masters?

Then I keep watching the girls making videos being like, it's so disrespectful to the sport. So girls are making videos. Yes, and it's such a specific type of girl. And look, it just felt so like utopian. You guys are all going to make videos calling out these influencers for getting to go to the masters because you don't like their outfits because it's disrespectful to who the boys? Like it's disrespectful to the game of golf. I don't think anyone gave off fuck who was playing.

It is very pick me to be like, that's disrespectful to wear that. What, like, they're going to distract Rory McElroy. I'm going to tell a quick, very quick story. Yes. Because I have a lot of opinions on golf, which, by the way, I'm very good at it. So if any boyfriends are listening, I know what I'm talking about. I had a 15 handicap back in my day. Also, this pimple is ruining my life.

And I have a pimple too. Wait, I have a pimple. And I called today to get an injected and she was like, sorry. Can I tell you something so mean? Yeah. I saw it brewing last week. That is mean. I saw it.

No, it's been. It's here. And I knew it was going to be one that like was going to be tough. There's like two heads on it. I knew it was going to ruin. Wait, can I say something though? Sure. when you have a pimple, I'm more humble.

You forget about all your other problems, and you put it all into your pimple. And I actually think you kind of enjoy it. Because you wake up and you go, it's the pimple. The pimple's ruining my life. God forbid you actually address like internal demons going on. No, it's got to be my skin. No, I'm having a bad skin. You know what?

It's crazy. It's like women really, like I have one good week a month. We have one good week a month. Right now in my specific week, I'm. I hate my skin. Are you pre? Are you PMSing? Yeah.

Yeah. And what about? Yes. How about always? I feel like I'm just always PMSing. So when I was a golf room. The other day a man asked me what menopause was. I had to walk away.

It's not our job to educate you. Read a book. Anyway. Okay. So when I was like, I think I was like 12 and we show up, we like golfed and shelter. Yeah. I was wearing a tennis skirt to golf because like I'm not buying golf like it's all skirts, whatever. And I play a sport with it. I'm not wearing a fucking Coachella skirt, which by the way, they're allowed to. It's belts. So my dad gets pulled aside and they're like, hey, she can't

wear that skirt. It's too short. How old were you? 12. And my dad's like, that's a Nike tennis skirt. And she's 12. And they were like, it has to be like right by the knee. So they're basically like you have to dress in like an old lady like long skirt to play golf. Like why? Because you're going to distract the 50 year olds with your knees? Was like you're saying that you're sexualizing my 12 year old daughter right now? Cause she's wearing a tennis. Yeah.

And like you know me. It wasn't a girly tennis skirt. It was like a navy blue plain tennis skirt with a collared shirt. I felt like the mean girls mom. I saw the girls TikTok. I go adorable. She's adorable. So the fact that people saying that you showing skin is disrespectful is basically saying that women's sexuality is like dirty or inappropriate.

Like everyone needs to be walking around like fucking virgins all the time, which by the way, virginity is a construct. Like, okay, one of the influencers that was there, Wishbone Kitchen. A Hampton, sweet. I mean, had a professional chef. Had a pleaded miniskirt on, a sweater. like in I don't think she was one of the girls I was getting called out for her outfit but like the outfits weren't insane like no one was showing up in like tube tops even the players wives I guess get like way more shit than like other sports and it's very interesting because it's like at any other sporting event there's gonna be influencers there that's just like what the world is and also I feel like if you're mad that influencers are at this event like the world is like the world is. Like the world. evolves and it changes. Fifty years ago, you wouldn't have even been allowed to go to the event. Now influencers are allowed. It's like, it's just so bizarre. And also, obviously, there's a

team of people that work there that are like, let's try and get some younger generation eyes on inside the event. Like maybe, and it's not all because they want tickets or they want people to like bid for tickets or whatever. It's just awareness of the sport. And that's what influencers do. Not to be a mom, but jealousy is a disease gut well soon. Okay, that's how I felt watching the videos. I felt like the influencers, because I don't know, the one girl her name's Abby, I don't know how much younger she is than me.

But in my head, maybe she's like 28, but in my head she's like 25 years old. And I'm like, all these people are being mean about her outfit because they're jealous. Like don't then show me your trad wife dress and be like, see, this is what you should have worn. Okay, maybe if you're in your 60s, this could. This girl's like in her 20s. She's wearing a white miniskirt. Also, I want to challenge people to, we already have decented men.

If you haven't, by the book. But I want us to also work on decentering your age. I saw this on TikTok. Did you see that TikTok? I didn't watch it. But decentering age was powerful because, yeah. Yeah, there's moments where you. Which I'm so bad at it.

You're really bad at it. I don't want to call you out. But this was pointed. This is for you. I like to approach things and say this is for the gigglers, but really it's for you. We're all going to start group therapy. You put it like really strong with your identity where I feel like age. I have a pimple and now my best friend is going to name things that I always do.

But you've called yourself out on it. You were like, when I turn 30, I'm going to kill myself. And then you were like, I actually never felt better. So I'm like, we could have avoided all of that if you weren't so hyper-focused on your age. I'd like to have a five-year plan. And when I was turning 30, I didn't. And it was really stressing me out. I do think.

But no, I do. I put a lot of, like, onus on my age. Yeah. So I'm just putting that out there for you to work on. Okay. Out of the list. One more thing about the master's thing, too. Yes.

Okay. Say I'm totally wrong and say, like, all the influencers were disrespecting the sport and their outfits were trashy and classless and blah, blah, blah. When something like this happens, the amount of people that, are not content creators that then feel okay to make videos because it feels it almost feels like this group mentality of like oh it's okay to hate on this one subject because everyone's hating on it let me get some views and so then I felt like it started to be like do you guys are you guys actually that mad that a bunch of like 25 year olds went to or do you just see that it's getting

discourse and you want views on your own video like is it really upsetting your day that like a girl wore a white skirt to the master also whatever happened to like seeing someone getting bullied by a lot of people and being like hey let's not do that like whatever happened I loved in school if you saw people bullying someone yeah being like hey not okay yeah that was cool like that was cool of you to say I'm not jumping on the bandwagon because it's really easy for you guys all to gang up on one person right now. But I digress. I'm not going to live through my, you know, middle school trauma. Okay, my other TikTok discourse that I've been seeing is about Coachella. Coachella, I am enjoying the people, non-influencers, doing content. Because that's fun. It's like,

show me the real experience. The camping? Oh. No, you got me fucked up. This is what I mean when I'm like, I'm not traveling outside my home to see a concert. I don't, I don't, care how much you love someone, I'm not, I'm not walking to the shower trailer. If the words shower trailer are like introduced to me, I'm not going. Also, people are like, well, Hannah, you don't do drugs. That's why you don't get it. If I'm, if I'm fucked up. If I had a nickel, for every situation we've been in, I'm like, you don't do drugs.

You don't get it. But I'm saying, if I'm fucked up on Molly, yeah, I want to be in the comfort. of a place that I know where the bathroom is, but I know where my friends are. I don't want to be high as a kite, losing my friends, crazy music, dark, there's dust in my... No, I'm going to do the dust.

I'd immediately call 911. And I'm sensitive. I would walk straight to the hospital. Wherever the nurse station is, I would just go there. We would be at the infirmary. We would. We'd be like, where is first aid here?

I would call the police on myself and say, take me away. You'd be like, I think I'm going to pass out. I haven't eaten all day. But I love watching other people have fun and loving something. Even if I'm not capable of that. We have to discuss Justin. Yes. So I'm getting blown up.

Everyone's forwarding me how someone made a funny Instagram being like every man deep down just wants to show you YouTube videos. And I'm a believer. When he like got big, he looked like a child. So I never... I just was like, this kid's so talented. Now, I mean, as a grown adult, I'm like, he has such swag. Now, let me say, I fully understand

him blowing up on YouTube and him turning to look at his older self and singing. Like, it's so powerful, and it truly is art. Like, he's... That's his art performance. He was showing some random YouTube that I think he just got a little carried away with, like the gaudy joke and stuff.

That was YouTube waterboarding. I wasn't offended, though, at all by his performance. Now, did I laugh when people were comparing him and Sabrina Carpenter? Like, totally. But I would argue that if, like, Lady Gaga got up there and, like, laid on the ground, I would be like, that's art. Do you think of Taylor Swift did that? Would people be upset?

No, I think people would love it. I think people would love it because her real swifties would be like, do you know how, like, connected that made us feel? like we were in her bedroom just like watching YouTube videos. But here's the thing. If I'm going to a Justin Bieber concert, I'm not expecting like a full dance routine. Yeah, even though he is a great dancer.

He is a great dancer. But yeah, it's like going to see Beyonce and she doesn't dance and she doesn't have incredible dancers behind her. You'd be like, you'd feel tricked. Yeah. Where like Justin, it's, I understood it and I thought it was beautiful. But it did remind me a little of like stand-up comedy where like a man will shoot his special in a sweatshirt

in like whatever suit he is lying around, no hair makeup, and like I wish I could do that where like I have to get a stylist, hair and makeup, hours and hours wearing heels. Like there's just more that goes into presenting yourself as a woman. My equivalence of that is like going on vacation with your significant other.

Like because I feel like you're in such a confined space and you really like see the steps in their routine and the lack there of in men. Like, their biggest thing is ironing something. But you know what you said about how he has swag? And half the time, they delegate it to you. Now, that's one thing I don't do. Laundry.

Yeah, I won't like iron something for something. I'm like, do mine. I actually, I bought one of those, like, ironers that are, I don't know, I bought an iron. Des loves ironing. It's like his thing. I'm going to send him my stuff. Because he likes, like, suits and stuff. That's why I had to get a steamer closet.

I'm like, if I don't like ironing and you don't like it. But what you said about Justin having confidence and swag, that's what we need to channel. Like have the confidence to do a Coachella set in a sweatshirt and you're so fucking good. Yeah. You're so iconic that you can just show old foes of yourself and people lose their fucking minds. And that's the confidence that I want women to have. Here's the other thing. I think people are being tough on him to, he's, he's.

He's been famous for so long. Like, he's done the big performances. Like, this was a new vibe. That is such a great point. Sabrina Carpenter is on the up. It's not like this was his first time. She's establishing herself. Yes, correct.

That was almost like a lifetime achievement. Yeah, that was almost like, let's take a trip down memory lane farewell tour vibes. Yes, yes. And he's experimenting with his vibes. I thought that his Grammy performance, was it the Grammys? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Whatever. His last performance. Also, let's not act like something fucked up didn't happen to him. So I'm in the realm of like he can do whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned. Like she must be so proud of him. I think she's definitely so proud of him, but I give her so much credit. The hate she's had to go through. For continuing to do her own thing.

Like she does not have road because of him. Like she, okay, does she have like some of her fame because of him? Like, yeah, of course. But she's also friends with a ton of famous people. She was always going to be famous. She financially set herself up to be independent and okay. Yeah, like... It just felt like she's dealt with so much bullshit in that relationship because of how

famous they are. Well, it feels like they've had to grow up really quickly. Yeah, and just, I'll never forget her being like, I don't say anything to anyone, I don't do anything. Yeah. Like when I... They're back to when we met. She was getting crucified, and I couldn't, I couldn't even tell you why.

Good hair days do more than we give them credit for. When your hair feels healthy, you show up differently. You're more confident, more relaxed, and you're not constantly checking mirrors or adjusting your hair. Your hair becomes one less thing competing for your attention throughout the day. Nutraful supports hair health from within. Working overtime to deliver results you can see and feel. So your hair becomes something you enjoy, not something you stress about.

Nutraful is the number one dermatologist's recommended hair growth supplement brand and the number one hair growth supplement brand personally used by dermatologist. Nutriful's hair growth supplements are peer-reviewed, NSF certified for sport and clinically tested. Let your hair be one less thing to worry about. See visibly thicker, stronger, faster growing hair in three to six months with Nutrifol. For a limited time, Nutriful is offering out. listeners $10 off your first month subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com and enter promo code giggly. That's neuterfold.com spelled n-ut-r-a-f-f-l-com with promo code giggly.

Speaking of men, I don't know if I should tell the full story because it's kind of gross. Who's it about? Okay, it's a friend to a friend. Okay. She said that she just got out of a really hard relationship and she met this guy who she's really into except love it i'm gonna put some lip gloss on because i'm just like my lips are a little jive i don't know if you're gonna want to put liquid on your mouth during this but he likes to spit in her mouth okay and he did it the first time like without asking like he just kind of did it and she was like maybe that was just a moment like in the heat of a moment and then the next time he did it again and then she was like i don't want to kink shame him and then I was like what if it's your kink though to not be spat at like what

that's what you're into please don't spit on me I'm not getting his details but it's like he's it's a real it's a real spit and then like a real it's a lugie yeah a real hawk too and I gagged it's he's hawk to it yeah so like these are the options you think he's your soulmate but he does this do you just say you got to stop do you say you can do this but you have to just like pay a prostitute and do it with her on the side. Please do not give this problem to some other girl. No, at least let her financially benefit from it. Yeah.

Or thirdly, you go, hey, birthdays and holidays. Yeah. I'll let you do your little freaky things to me. Totally. But you hate it. Like, you don't like it. So, or do you realize I don't care if I like this guy in other areas? I can't deal with this.

He's not my soulmate. I'm fine, isn't it? And her soulmate's even real. Oh my God. I don't know. It's asked us. Well, it does unsubscribe from my text. I think it all depends on how much you like this guy.

I thought you were saying it all depends on how much spit he's spitting. She's like, what kind of spit? Because look, if there's a night and you're both like, oh my God, we're five cocktails in, it's so passionate. And like you're doing weird kinky stuff. Like, okay, maybe. But like a Tuesday night after you just watch like the new. John Ham show, like, I don't know if I want spit in my mouth. You know when you like a guy, but there's things that kind of turn you off in bed about him?

Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. I feel like a lot of times the things guys do, because they are so dumb, they're only doing them because they think you actually like it. You're like one girl. They dated once. Or they watched some video where they did that and like the girl was like, oh my God, I really like it. And they don't realize it's acting. Men with porn are like females to reality TV. They can't understand that it's not real.

Reenacted in their real life and you're like, that's not how it actually happens. There's actually so many conversations before this that you didn't see. There's contracts, there's lawyers. Also, there was for play that they didn't show. There were a lot of conversations that didn't lead to the... There's cameras, there's lights, there's producers. Yeah, she didn't just come. Also, it wasn't that good, it wasn't that bad, okay?

too fun. It's like, are we getting an Emmy? No, but it was a solid performance. Oh my God, that is genius. That's literally genius. What were we even saying? Well, I was saying, I was going to say it, the guy, um, so I think that if you really don't like it, like this is a non-negotiable for me, I don't, I think you should feel comfortable enough to be like, hey, I don't, I'm not really into it. Because you don't know, he might be like, oh, I'm not really even into that either. Like, okay, I have a small story. Please. One time I was talking about this guy and I don't know if wires got crossed.

Tubes were tied. I'm not sure what happened, but not hard. I mean, not rough. Is this the time you fainted? Sorry, I can't keep track. Continue. Kim Diswerp was at home like, page. That was one time.

And I was safe. But anyway, that's a story very different day. He lightly, like, hit my face, like, lightly. And I looked at him, and he looked at me. And I was, like, I don't know. And he was, like, totally. I didn't know either. I felt like, and I was like, I feel like I'm good on it.

And he was like, and so am I. I didn't know. Like, good, like, no, thank you. No, thank you. I love always like, sir, you just had a slapable face. But also for a second I was like, and he was like, we try to help. And I was like, we should. That at least was actually really communicative.

This guy's out here just spit in. Also, I think you got a problem on your hand. Yeah, and I don't want to king shame, but I do think it could be worth it to be like, Kings are for girls. Kings are for girls because it's safer coming from them. Yeah, and that's it. That's the only argument you need. Also, why aren't girls out here, like, slapping and choking men?

I think, no, they are. They are. I mean, there's a whole world of, like, dominatrix. Incredible, which is basically what I do in my stand-up comedy show, just verbally. But do you think it's worth maybe him talking to someone to see, like, where it stems from? And then maybe he'll lose, like, the attraction to it when he realized he's just, like, thinking about his mom or something. Where would that stem from? Well, Kings are funny, because it could be anything.

It could be a strong wind on a summer's day. Like, where did it start, like, spitting in someone's mouth? I feel like it just started like 10 years ago. I feel like I heard about it. It is funny awesome. Kings are trendy because I guess you hear about it. Because like in high school I feel like I heard about the time like, oh, she gave him a handjob with her foot. I was like, what?

There's a lot of like this. Where I was like, that's not a thing. There's a lot of dick slapping, I feel like in middle school. No, no, middle school. High school. Oh my God, I hope not. What? Not where I'm from.

We waited till college. Also, no one knew what the fuck they were doing. No one knew what they were doing. It was crazy. And the girls, we didn't know what's going on. And no one was actually getting fingered correctly. But I digress. Oh, you know we never discuss about men?

You ever go on a date with a guy and he's like, totally cool? You're like, this guy's awesome. And you like go back to your place and you like start kissing him. And then he gets those like crazy eyes. Have you ever been with a man who is like crazy eyes? We're like, during sex they become like ravenous. and you're like, I don't know who this man is. And then you're like, I'm out.

Like, you're freakinging me out. Like, some guys turn, like, juggle and Mr. Hyde when they have, like, I'm like, where did you go? Yeah. Like, where are you? I've only had one instance where a guy, like, I didn't realize, but there was a mirror behind me. And, like, I kept seeing him, like, like. You're like, you're not yourself. You have mirrors are for girls.

I was like, hello? He would bite his bottom lip and look in the mirror. And I was like, I think we're done here. Like, thank you so much for your time. I just know sometimes when guys start getting into sex mode, they like change sometimes. And I'm like, where did you go? Who is this man?

This is not the man I was on a date with. I haven't like fully felt that, I feel like. Well, I feel like also you're very focused on yourself. Totally. So I feel like you wouldn't notice if his eye changed. I don't know. As long as they're looking at me, I don't care. Do you remember the penis game?

No. This is a very sexual episode. You never played penis game? Like where you have to yell penis? Yeah. How did that become so popular? I never really played though. Yeah, that's not page-coded.

Like in like eighth grade when people were like doing it in class, I was like juvenile. I feel like it was like in New York City it almost wasn't fun because like you could literally do anything in New York City and no one looked. Right. So you could be yelling penis and everyone's like, I know. That's just a Tuesday. outside the bill that's just 10 a.m. on a Tuesday in the lowery side you know we didn't talk about um did you see that lena dunham did a podcast with the new york times like did like an interview with the new york times i did see clips from that i just feel like people don't give her enough credit and people were so mean to her

when she came out with girls she was talking about how she like didn't understand why people hated her so much like why she annoyed people so much yeah and she said she was talking to her like best friend and her friend was like, Lena, you've, like, annoyed people since we were in kindergarten. Like, and she was like, oh, yeah. Like, I've been annoying for years, but it's because she's inquisitive. She's asking questions. She's creative.

Like, Girls was her show if she had a different idea. Like, people really were so mean to her. And she said one of the number one things was people could not understand her. And she was like, and mind you, I was 26 years old, like, I was just existing. And the biggest thing was like, she would never hook up with that guy, like, looking the way she looks. And that wasn't that long ago. Also, let's be honest, when you're a funny girl, you could fuck anyone you want.

Totally. And she was quirky and funny and interesting. And she had cool tattoos. Also, girls was, I think, the show of. our generation. I have not seen a show that depicts what some female personalities are so well. So funny. Who would you be on the show? Oh, I guess Hannah. It's so funny because I feel like I'd be Marnie. You're a thousand percent Marnie and I'm a thousand percent Hannah. Oh my God. I'm like, it's about me right now. Except you would never do a song. That would be me. I would never do a song.

But like I totally would get back with my heroin boyfriend for like 24 hours. Yeah, I thought Jessa was the coolest thing. Like, Jessica could do no wrong in my book. Except then when she ends up with Adam. Yeah, that... Which was crazy. That, I can't... There's more men in the city.

There's too many men in the city for you to do that. I can't believe that was the ending. That, like, really upset me. By the way, her body was, like, gorgeous. And, like, her confidence in general of just, like, putting herself out there creatively in so many different ways is, like, insane. Well, it's also just the sheer intelligence that she has. had, like to be able to articulate to an entire demographic and generation exactly what they're

living through is. And then to have the next generation for it to hold up. Yeah, and be like, I'm rewatching it. And do you know what's even sadder is that she had like serious depression and mental problems after she had the biggest hit show. Yeah. At a young age. So it's like she did what she thought she needed to do to be happy and it like really fucked her up yeah which is so crazy anyway we love you lena yeah shout out just such a big fan of her oh i have an addison ray take okay everyone keeps coming for her about like she's trying to be brittany she's trying to be brittany i think just they're not there i think she should shift her inspo to more like marilla monroe because i actually feel like there's a connection with her and marilla monroe in a way that like

Marilyn Monroe came up like doing calendars and like things that no one would respect like as a model. And then she started to break into Hollywood and they still didn't want to respect her even though she was talented and beautiful. And they also have like similar bodies where they're both like voluptuous and like you just, they look gorgeous. Why are people so mean to her? I mean, let's start from where do you want to begin? Because she came from TikTok? Like I don't get. Because people, when they think people don't deserve what they got, but then it's like they're mad at NEPO babies.

So I'm like, you can't start from TikTok, you can't start from that. Oh, you want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to have picked her. Yeah. Like, I love someone who comes from... Anything. Anywhere. Anywhere. Doing anything.

People who came. She had a really good Coachella performance. So that was nice. I don't know if this is just me, but totally. I love talking about, like, different discourse and, like, different opinions that people have and who sides on, whatever. But I'm sorry, once the person is, one year younger than me, I don't care.

I don't care. Like, how are grown women getting on the internet and doing full dissertations on whether or not Addison Ray deserves to be at Coachella? Oh, my God. Do yourself in like, read a book. Kind of like fighting with read one, read one book. Read a book. It's like, imagine.

Someone, a gagler DM, me and was like, I feel as though you've fallen off from reading because you haven't brought it up. She's like, I really hope you did it. Okay. Someone has to keep you accountable. So it's like fighting with your 25 year old self. Like, can you imagine trying to fight with your 25 year old self? I'd just be like, you need a hug. Give me a hug and it'll be okay. No, that's why like with the whole master's thing. It was like a lot of like adult women being like it's so disrespectful what they're wearing. And it's like, is it that disrespectful? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like to what some 90 year old man? Who cares?

Back to me. Yeah. I want to be able to do a split. I felt this coming. And I know I joked about before that it would be intolerable if I do a split, but like... I believe in you so hard, especially because you believe I could have a pixie cut. There's in no situation you will ever be able to do a split. Because I know you.

You know what happened? I saw Hannah Einbinder, who I love, do a split during some like talk at a theater. Okay. And did Hannah Eindbinder play tennis for the amount of years that you played? She was a cheerleader. Okay. And does she have your hip flexors? No.

And you know, I've been watching a ton of drag race and they do all these splits. Hannah. And I'm like, when you're going to hurt yourself? Well, I don't think genetically it's like possible. But then you know how I like to find like the hardest thing ever and be like, should I do it? Like, imagine if I could do a split. Like, how cool would I be? You know I bought a splits machine.

You did this behind my back. Oh, wait, no, you told me. Yeah. I had it like. Where is that? Where is that? I don't know. But anyway.

Can you do a split? No. But like do you think you stretched for like three months you could do a split? Not a middle split, but if I stretch for three months, could I do a one side split? Yeah, probably. See, my thing is I will never do a middle split. I wasn't even considering that. Yeah.

Like I want to do normal split, but like fall down into it. Like like, yeah. And from the- That's really hard. No, I know. From the Giggler's perspective, I want to know girls who can do that. Do you not have lower back pain because you're like so flexible? Because I feel like if I did splits, I think it would save my life.

Explain the saving your life part. I think it would help. Like my whole body would be less tight. I think it would be really good for you to like stretch as if you're trying to accomplish a split. Yeah, because like reach for the moon, hit the stars. I mean, like, obviously like my pussy will always be like too tight, but like that's something I just have to deal with. This is a different part of your arm. That's a different thing.

And like your ear canals. or whatever. Do you want to know what my new obsession is besides splits? Yep. Female poker players. Where are you coming across them? I came across my algorithm on Instagram. It's always like a hot girl. Yeah, like they're going to tournaments.

Yeah, and she's wearing shades. I feel like Tana Mojo does this. I think she does too. Yeah. They're always just like hot and like not making any expression. And this girl basically won $1.7 million off this guy just sitting there and she went, Cool. And it was like, I have to like look up her name.

But it was just, I love when women go into male dominated fields, like chess or stand-up or do you know how to play poker? No, but I dated a poker. I'm not going to say poker play. Let's say what it was. He was addicted to poker. It was a problem. I'm not going to say it was his professional trade, but he did have a grambling problem.

Yeah, like he didn't have a job and he was doing poker at night and I'm, I don't know. Where was he doing poker at night? In New York City, I guess there's like, there's like underground games where like sometimes he'd win like a Mali's game. He'd win like $2,000 one night and then he'd like lose $1,000 the next night. And like that was his thing. My cortisol levels could never. I have no like adrenaline seeking part of my personality at all.

Like even going into like a casino, like if you're on vacation and there's like a casino or like whatever, I don't care. To lose $40 in 10 minutes. minutes in two minutes no and because it's not fun for me yeah see it well where I'm more like I don't know what's going on and I feel like you're just tricking me yeah well but that's actually just honest like the house always wins now if it's someone else's money like you're with a man or something and they're like we're gonna play like great I'd rather keep it I'd rather pay $40 to pet a cat at a rescue center literally take all my money take all my money I'm not putting it in like slots

That wasn't a joke. That was just a fact. I know, I'm just like, how do we come up with a business where it's like the honor system? And it's like put $40 in this bucket and you could put your hand in here and put a cat. Well, someone was trying to start a business about like girls who have cats who like or girls. So when they travel, other cat girls can stay at their house and pet their cat. So it's like you just have cat people taking care of each other's cats. And I feel like it's safe because it's just like girls and their cats.

Yes. But some man will ruin it. I got Kitty this new bed where you like suction cup it basically to the window. Yeah. Does she like it? She's obsessed with it is where she naps now every single day. Oh my God, because she gets to be perched. Yeah, she needs to be perched. That shows confidence when a cat likes to be high up because she likes to look down on everyone.

She absolutely loves looking down on people. That's so exciting because so many times you get your cat something you saw on Instagram and the cat's like, what the fuck is this? It takes Kitty a full month. Like if I get something new, she has to look at it for a month. She's like, make sure it doesn't make any weird moves on me. Yeah, she's like, I don't know yet. And then once she likes it, she's on.

We should all learn from that. Don't be impulsive about things. Yeah. Oh, I saw this statistic that was like, and I'm botching it. But it was like 65 to 70% of organ donors are women. Did you see that? It's an 80% of organ donors are women, and 80% of organ recipients.

are men. Isn't that nuts? Ban them. Get them banned. So they're dying before us. Well, we're keeping them alive. Also, why? What's the psychology behind that?

That men are like, don't use my organs to help people. Well, then there was like this other thing that I saw that it was like, you can say you're an organ donor, but then you can have the option, I think, to not give your organs. And that's what happens with the men where the women say like, yeah, I'll be an organ donor. And then they follow through and then they like. We're givers. We're carotaking. Also, where are the 3D printers when you need them?

Wait, I keep getting on my TikTok like all like women that have 3D printers. Well, they're the women. And like I'm like looking at all the stuff that they make. They're the women in the time of the week. Like they make like clips for your for your chips and like different like household items. I think we should get one. I'm a little annoyed with the Instagram algorithm because like I'll stop to watch one video of someone like making assayable. And then the next 20 minutes is only asai bowls.

Wait, my flavor today is asa'i berry. Of your refresher? Azae berry, I think, is my new jam. Strawberry, dragon fruit, Dunkin Refresher, and I love it. I got it with water. It's really good. Can I ask you a fashion question? Sure.

Waste scarves. Uh-huh. What are your thoughts? Fun, easy trend. I feel like it's a trend that looks good, but like I can't pull it off. Like, it's too try hard on me. Like people are like, okay, stop with the scarf. Not true.

If you did like a baggy pant, a little scarf and like a simple tank top, you could do it. But my torso is so long that like I don't think it'll look weird. It'll look like my scarf is like on my knees. Like it'll look like, oh my God. Like it shows my torso more. Where on your waist are you trying to put up? Like around my waist. Well, then why don't you just say so?

Yo, where on your waist? I don't know how many options of your waist are there. Like high up or like low waisted like through your like. like belt loops. I don't know, but honestly, any of them. You don't even want to try it. Anything that brings it. I do, but anything that brings attention to my torso, like, doesn't look like the girls

on Pinterest. And that's my battle. That's the cross that you bear. That's the cross that I bear. Would you wear a waist scarf? I have worn a waist scarf. She goes, bitch, I've been wearing waif scarves. I wear a waist scarf.

I hate to piss some people off, but last summer. Oh. Oh! Yeah. I'm pen in my waist scarf game. fringe. I had fringe dresses two summers ago. Everyone wants to know what would Paige DeSorbo wear to Coachella? If she had a gunned her head and was forced contractually.

She was spitting in my mouth. What would your go-to look be? Baggy jeans and like a cool, like, crystally top. And then one day I'd do like a mini short and boots. So you thought of it. Of course. Of course I have. But I'm like, I'm not going.

That's insane. I think some of these girls, I, everyone's like, oh, the outfits are all ugly. That wasn't my first impression. That was another thing that was going on on TikTok. Like, everyone's outfits were just, I don't think they were that ugly. I'm like, I think the girls look cute. My thing was I was just like, I think you guys are going to be hot in that. Yeah.

They have so many layers. And then I'm worried about people. No, well, I think it gets cold at night when the sun goes down because it's the desert. Oh. But then it's like, you got to. to walk around with the jacket that makes me worried. My thing is that everyone's like it's really dusty and like gets in your eye. You get one dust particle in your eye and you're hungry.

You can't get cancer. You're done. Oh, yeah. Like the two of us at Coachella would be a nightmare because you'd be like, I'm starving. And I would be like, my heels are sticking into the ground. Like we'd be a mess. Well, we did go to one festival together. Which one?

Well, when we played that Vegas festival, we, had to do a giggly squad show. Oh, yeah. And that's when all the Vanderpump cast came to watch with us. And Sheena and Ariana. Yeah. And Raquel. This was right before Scannaval.

Scana. They were all together. And Sheena, I do have to say, shout to Sheena. She's fun. She met her husband at a festival. She and and Ariana still go. They love festivals. To Coach out of us.

And they know we know, and they'll still be like, do you want to come? But they're L.A. people. Yeah. It's like easy. That's what people do. It's their thing. They're lawless. Yeah.

They have a jeanissequois about them. They're free spirit. Yes. So it was after the show, would you know we both were like, where? Now, if they were doing a festival at Italy in New York City, I would go to it. I mean, we'd be running that festival. I'd be in the front with a microphone. Yeah, made a parmesan.

But after the show, we were both like, where's McDonald's? And she knew was like Jack Harlow's playing. Yeah. And that was the time when you had like your weird crush on him. Yeah. So you were like, let's. See Jack Harlow. We get there.

We're like 25 minutes in and we realize like this has been fun. Totally. We got to go. But Sheena was like so happy we were there. She was like it just started. We had to like, we had to like distract her and then we made a run for it through the crowd. And she was like, where are you guys? And we were like, no.

We're like, it's not our journey anymore. We like had to escape the festival. We were like, go without us. You'll be better off. Save yourself. Yeah. We'll only drag it. you down. They made fun of Jack Harlow on

SNL. Did they? Well, he's being weird. It was really funny. Jack Harlow posted that his aunt messaged him and said, I'm so proud of you for speaking up for yourself on SNL this weekend. And he goes, they were making fun of me. That wasn't me. That was an impersonation of me. Oh, that actually makes me feel bad for him.

How come every time I say that, like, I like a guy, they become weird. They do weird things, i.e. Army Hammer. Remember that era? What a freak that guy turned into? It's almost like I have like I put a hex on them. Or you have bad taste. You can't have good taste in everything. That's so true.

It's so true. It makes you human. Yeah. Are you going to watch Coachella like on YouTube or anything? No, I'm not going to watch Coachella on YouTube. I have a family. Okay? People count on me to give them their paycheck.

I don't have time to watch Coachella on YouTube. And it's Kitty's, birthday this week. Like, I'm booked. Is it her birthday? No, it was actually April 7th, but her crown didn't come in time, so we took a picture. I was like, kidding, I'm so sorry. So we had to do pictures today.

You did a photo shoot? Yeah, and she got extra tuna stick. Did you get a psychic for her? That was this not brought up in the very beginning. Did not work out? I called Mystic Michaela the other day because I was like, Daphne's been hanging around like a dog a lot and I just wanted

see like if she's biving with it. And headline of this phone call, which was like 15 minutes, it was quick. I was with my brother's girlfriend. I was like, want to do something fun? And she was like, sure, what? And I was like, let's call the pet. You got her on speed dial. I got her on bedside.

She was like, what? And I was like, ask her whatever you want. Daphne's not worried about being around a dog because she's like, this is temporary. My mom would never. She thinks you're going through something. This is temporary. You're temporary. very like my mom would never let me be around you for much longer.

So she's like, doesn't care about the dog and the dog really wants to be friends with her. And I quote, Daphne goes, get a life. She goes, you're a loser? Yeah, she's like, you want to be my friend? Get a fucking life. Me and my mom are friends. You can't sit with us. Okay, well, that makes me happy, but I mean, nothing we didn't know about Daph.

No, literally, I looked at her when I like got off the phone. And I was like, if anything, you stay true to you. And I love that. When I posted a selfie with Daphne, everyone was like, she's disgusted by you. And I was like, I know. I can't look her directing that. It's too beautiful. Oh, she also said that Daphne knows that everyone thinks she's pretty.

And it doesn't stress her out because she knew she was like born for this life. Like when I came to get her, like, she knew that she wasn't staying there. she was going home with. She was like, I'm meant for a different life. She was like, I'm not going to grow up in this town. I have a New York City life ahead of me. Yeah, she's like, I'm better than you guys. My then you miss going to be in lights.

And I'm never going to see you low lives again. She's like, I don't care if you're my siblings. You're dead to me. Lose my number. If they say you're related to me, I will deny it. And I'll see you in small claims court. Thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so much.

Um, is there anything coming up? Oh, yeah. Paige and I are going to be at a movie premiere. Oh, The Devil Was Proud of Two Premiere. Are we allowed to say that? Yeah, we can be. Okay. Me and Hannah are going to be there.

We're going to be there, so keep an eye out. We love Duncan so much. Thank you for partnering with us. Love you. Bye.